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{\an8}藝術贊助播出
藝術,可不是鬧著玩的

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{\an8}(幽靈狼的藝術)

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{\an8}(人格測驗)

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(桌鎮最棒)

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(KIFFTASTIC4:馬上回來)

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你是誰呢?

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上面說我是內向人格,但我不確定

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不是你,我是說他

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森林中的幽靈狼?

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對,我必須多了解他

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他救了我們,小貝
但我們連謝謝都還沒說

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救援人員說
他會把迷路的孩子帶到安全的地方

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我們又不能故意迷路

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我後悔失言了

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琪芙,等等我

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我們在這看到他,然後往這邊走

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好像迷路了

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是幽靈狼來找我們的好時機了!

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貝瑞要休息一下

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琪芙,妳看

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我們只是想感謝你帶我們到安全之處

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我們尊重你和你的個人空間

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{\an8}這文字也太多了

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抱歉

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我不知道非鬼魂小孩要幾歲才識字

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我也會正常說話

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這是你畫的?

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是我畫的,不過想不到有人會看到它

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太震撼了!

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你好有才華,我們一定要辦個藝術展

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你要讓全世界看見你的藝術

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你人很好,小松鼠

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我畫畫是為了表達,而不是被讚美

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但被讚美也不錯

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但世界還沒有準備好接納我的藝術

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我只畫真相

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而沒人喜歡真相

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我想委託你畫十幅畫

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作為個人收藏,多少錢也行

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我不需要塵世的錢

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-好,那麼...
-我只重視

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生物!

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像是植物

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每幅畫收費一株稀有蕨類植物

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你們想不想交更多朋友呢?

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你們想的...

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成交

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我喜歡老幽靈狼先生

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他有點怪,但我看得出來他心腸很好

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所以妳要拿他的十幅畫做什麼?

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不是我要的

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我們要辦一場藝術展向他證明

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這個世界已經準備好接納他的藝術

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明天你再回來

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確定他完成全部十幅畫

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剩下就交給我

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-小兔子
-我是你的新學徒

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我一向對藝術有濃厚的興趣

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歡迎你觀摩,可是...

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藝術創作過程

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不對...我遇到了創作瓶頸

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我從來沒有以繪畫為職業

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我只是業餘愛好者!

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那是你怎麼畫第一幅的?

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我只是觀察你和你的朋友在森林裡

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就有靈感了

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就是這樣!我們必須觀察更多人

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放輕鬆,讓藝術的血液流起來

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(正經藝廊)

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我知道我只是一個路邊的平凡小鬼

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但我想妳會對我說的話有興趣

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-就這麼說
-滾開

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我們才不把空間租給
路邊的平凡小鬼

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這可是個正經藝廊

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可惡,我得想個新計畫

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回到空中纜車要步行76分鐘...

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當我沒說!

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抱歉,我忘了

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噗

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有點癢

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如何,有靈感嗎?

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很多,再多觀察一些人吧

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藝術創作過程!

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早安,我遲到了,不用道歉

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了無新意、矯揉造作
過度簡化、概念不明

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這是修理工畫的嗎?

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我可是在誇獎,這幅還可以

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-有何貴...
-我是馬爾瓦爾蘭

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我們約好了要討論我的客戶

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抱歉,但我的行事曆沒這一項

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我說了不用道歉

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我代表神秘的藝術家,幽靈狼

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我想妳聽說過他吧?

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-當然
-他很快就會成為代表人物

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妳有聞到爛生菜的味道嗎?

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進來我的辦公室,討論一下細節

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{\an8}(假眉毛)

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(藝術,可不是鬧著玩的)

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-我說要分開三呎,不是兩呎十一
-真是對不起

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這個鎮上只有我懂品味

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琪芙,我剛經歷過一生最美好的一天

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幽靈狼,畫得好極了

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我想哭!

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我要開收據才能拿到報酬,還是...

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對了,有東西要給你

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是封邀請函

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邀請你到苗圃領取稀有蕨類植物

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但晚上7點才開,要穿正裝領呔

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那是一間很棒的夜間苗圃

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到時見囉,再見

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(正經藝廊)

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(稀有蕨類,請到藝術大道976號)

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有人在嗎?我來領十株稀有蕨類

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讓藝術降臨吧!

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各位,請歡迎我們的藝術家

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-真是天才
-好棒

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通常藝廊裡作品的創作者都死了

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但這位還活著

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多麼真實,多麼有才華

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妳幹了什麼好事?

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妳說要自己收藏

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我要的是稀有蕨類,不是這些

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幽靈狼,你看不出來嗎?

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你說人們還沒準備好接納你的藝術
但你看

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他們很喜歡

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太美了

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好感人

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或許...

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-這是什麼玩意?
-沒錯,來了

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我才不會像天真的孩子一樣

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每天在門框上量身高
希望能長得更高

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我是成年人

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我才不會和珍貴的童年玩偶說話

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就好像他們有生命一樣

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慘了

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我從未跟任何人分享
我對冰上舞蹈的熱愛

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喂,每個人都會在星期六

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花幾個小時看前任的照片,大家都會

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現在大家都知道我睡覺時開著夜燈了

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-大概吧
-他把私密的時刻

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變成了娛樂作品!

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這是什麼變態玩笑!

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最好快躲起來
他們遲早會變成憤怒的暴民

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噗,噗

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我是成年人,我很生氣

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小松鼠

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現在妳明白為什麼
我的藝術不容於世了嗎?

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懂了,我應該聽你的話,幽靈狼

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對不起,真是場災難

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馬丁
你為什麼不告訴我你喜歡冰舞?

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我幾年前就做了一套衣服給你

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一直帶著它,以防萬一

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妳絨毛玩具的數量幾乎和我一樣多

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下次可以一起出去

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沒問題

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你好,我是本地的裝修工

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有這個榮幸
幫你把所有的家具都降低一吋嗎?

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那一吋對我來說意義重大

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你這沒什麼

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我在所有前任的耳朵裡
都裝了定位追蹤器

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哇,真是太狠了

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但的確讓我覺得自己沒那麼可悲

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-謝了,海倫
-不客氣

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尷尬的事情
確實拉近人與人之間的距離

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或許我反應過度了

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我應該更信任人們,相信觀眾

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變回去

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圓滿結束

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還沒,還有一件事要做

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那不就是一個路邊的平凡小鬼嗎?

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熱烈歡迎藝術家幽靈狼

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好的,喊價從一株罕見蕨類開始

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是不是有人喊二株?二株?
太太,謝謝妳

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今年夏天你想再回來當學徒嗎?

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我也開始研究雕刻了,有興趣嗎?

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我好愛你,好崇拜你,幽靈狼先生

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字幕翻譯:洪麒盛