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{\an8}艺术赞助播出
艺术 可不是闹着玩的
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{\an8}幽灵狼的艺术
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{\an8}人格测验
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桌镇最棒
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KIFFTASTIC4:马上回来
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你是谁呢?
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上面说我是内向人格 但我不确定
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不是你 我是说他
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森林中的幽灵狼?
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对 我必须多了解他
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他救了我们 小贝 但我们连谢谢都还没说
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救援人员说
他会把迷路的孩子赶到安全的地方
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我们又不能故意迷路
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我后悔失言了
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琪芙 等等我
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我们在这看到他 然后往这边走
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好像迷路了
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是幽灵狼来找我们的好时机了!
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贝瑞得要休息一下
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琪芙 你看
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我们只是想感谢你带我们到安全之处
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我们尊重你和你的个人空间
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{\an8}这文字也太多了
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抱歉
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我不知道非鬼魂小孩要几岁才识字
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我也会说普通话
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这是你画的?
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是我画的 不过不该有人看到它
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太震撼了!
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你好有才华 我们一定要办个艺术展
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你要让全世界看见你的艺术
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你人很好 小松鼠
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我画画是为了表达 而不是被赞美
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但被赞美也不错
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但世界还没有准备好接纳我的艺术
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我只画真相
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而没人喜欢真相
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我想委托你画十幅画
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作为个人收藏 不计代价
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我不需要尘世的钱
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-好 那么...
-我只重视
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活物!
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像是植物
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每幅画收费一株稀有蕨类植物
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你们想不要想更多朋友呢?
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你们想的...
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成交
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我喜欢老幽灵狼先生
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他有点怪 但我看得出来他心肠很好
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所以你要拿他的十幅画做什么?
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不是我要的
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我们要办一场艺术展 向他证明
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这个世界已经准备好接纳他的艺术
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明天你再回来
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确定他完成全部十幅画
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剩下就交给我
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-小兔子
-我是你的新学徒
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我一向对艺术有浓厚的兴趣
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欢迎你观摩 可是...
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艺术创作过程
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不对...我遇到了创作瓶颈
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我从来没有以绘画当职业
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我只是业余爱好者!
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那是你怎么画第一幅的?
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我只是观察你和你的朋友在森林里
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就有灵感了
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就是这样!我们必须观察更多人
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放轻松 让艺术的血液流起来
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正经艺廊
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我知道我只是一个路边的平凡小鬼
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但我想你会对我说的话有兴趣
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-就这么说
-滚开
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我们才不把空间租给
路边的平凡小鬼
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这可是个正经艺廊
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可恶 我得想个新计划
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回到空中缆车要步行76分钟...
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当我没说!
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抱歉 我忘了
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噗
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有点痒
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如何 有灵感吗?
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很多 再多观察一些人吧
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艺术创作过程!
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早安 我迟到了 不用道歉
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了无新意 矫揉造作
过度简化 概念不明
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这是修理工画的吗?
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我可是在夸奖 这幅还可以
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-有何贵...
-我是马尔·瓦尔兰
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我们约好了讨论我客户的需求
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抱歉 但我的行事历没这一项
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我说了不用道歉
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我代表神秘的艺术家 幽灵狼
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我想你听说过他吧?
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-当然
-他很快就会成为代表人物
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你有闻到腐烂莴苣的味道吗?
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进来我的办公室 讨论一下细节
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{\an8}假眉毛
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艺术 可不是闹着玩的
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-我说要分开三尺 不是两尺十一
-真是对不起
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这个镇上只有我懂品味
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琪芙 我刚经历过一生最美好的一天
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幽灵狼 画得好极了
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我想哭!
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我要开收据才能拿到报酬 还是...
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对了 有东西要给你
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是封邀请函
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邀请你到苗圃领取稀有蕨类植物
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但晚上7点才开 要正装领带
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那是一间很棒的夜间苗圃
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到时见喽 再见
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正经艺廊
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稀有蕨类 请到艺术大道976号
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有人在吗?我来领十株稀有蕨类
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让艺术降临吧!
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各位 请欢迎我们的艺术家
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-真是天才
-好棒
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通常艺廊里作品的创作者都死了
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但这位还活着
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多么真实 多么有才华
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你干了什么好事?
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你说要自己收藏
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我要的是稀有蕨类 不是这些
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幽灵狼 你看不出来吗?
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你说人们还没准备好接受你的艺术
但你看
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他们很喜欢
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太美了
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好感人
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或许...
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-这是什么玩意?
-没错 来了
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我才不会像天真的孩子一样
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每天在门框上量身高
希望能长得更高
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我是成年人
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我才不会和童年珍惜的玩偶说话
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就好像他们活着一样
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惨了
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我从未跟任何人分享
我对冰上舞蹈的热爱
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得了吧 每个人都会在星期六
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看着前任的照片几小时 都会啦
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现在大家都知道我睡觉时开着夜灯了
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-大概吧
-他把私密的时刻
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变成了娱乐作品!
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这是什么变态玩笑!
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最好快躲起来
他们变成愤怒的暴民只是时间问题
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噗 噗
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我是成年人 我很生气
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小松鼠
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现在你明白为什么
我的艺术不容于世了吗?
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懂了 我应该听你的话 幽灵狼
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对不起 真是场灾难
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马丁
你为什么不告诉我你喜欢冰舞?
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我几年前就做了一套衣服给你
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一直带着它 以防万一
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你绒毛玩具的数量几乎和我一样多
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下次可以一起出去
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没问题
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你好 我是本地的装修工
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有这个荣幸
帮你把所有的家具都降低一寸吗?
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那一寸对我来说意义重大
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你这没什么
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我在所有前任的耳朵里
都装了定位追踪器
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哇 真是太狠了
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但的确让我觉得自己没那么可悲
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-谢了 海伦
-不客气
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尴尬的事情
确实拉近人与人之间的距离
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或许我反应过度了
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我应该更信任人们 相信观众
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变回去
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圆满结束
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还没 还有一件事要做
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那不就是一个路边的平凡小鬼吗?
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热烈欢迎艺术家幽灵狼
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好的 喊价从一株罕见蕨类开始
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是不是有人喊二株?二株?
太太 谢谢你
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今年夏天你想再回来当学徒吗?
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我也开始研究雕刻了 有兴趣吗?
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我好爱你 好崇拜你 幽灵狼先生
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