1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,044 {\an8}艺术赞助播出 艺术 可不是闹着玩的 2 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:04,462 {\an8}幽灵狼的艺术 3 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:08,550 {\an8}人格测验 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,926 桌镇最棒 5 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:13,847 KIFFTASTIC4:马上回来 6 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,224 你是谁呢? 7 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:19,436 上面说我是内向人格 但我不确定 8 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:22,230 不是你 我是说他 9 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,690 森林中的幽灵狼? 10 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,692 对 我必须多了解他 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,611 他救了我们 小贝 但我们连谢谢都还没说 12 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,156 救援人员说 他会把迷路的孩子赶到安全的地方 13 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,158 我们又不能故意迷路 14 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,870 我后悔失言了 15 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,039 琪芙 等等我 16 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:43,376 我们在这看到他 然后往这边走 17 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,406 好像迷路了 18 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,494 是幽灵狼来找我们的好时机了! 19 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,537 贝瑞得要休息一下 20 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,918 琪芙 你看 21 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,563 我们只是想感谢你带我们到安全之处 22 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,399 我们尊重你和你的个人空间 23 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,945 {\an8}这文字也太多了 24 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,322 抱歉 25 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,534 我不知道非鬼魂小孩要几岁才识字 26 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,120 我也会说普通话 27 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,830 这是你画的? 28 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,624 是我画的 不过不该有人看到它 29 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,670 太震撼了! 30 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,297 你好有才华 我们一定要办个艺术展 31 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,591 你要让全世界看见你的艺术 32 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,552 你人很好 小松鼠 33 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,887 我画画是为了表达 而不是被赞美 34 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,889 但被赞美也不错 35 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,976 但世界还没有准备好接纳我的艺术 36 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,061 我只画真相 37 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,523 而没人喜欢真相 38 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,153 我想委托你画十幅画 39 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,905 作为个人收藏 不计代价 40 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,533 我不需要尘世的钱 41 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,453 -好 那么... -我只重视 42 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,205 活物! 43 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,749 像是植物 44 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,253 每幅画收费一株稀有蕨类植物 45 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,464 你们想不要想更多朋友呢? 46 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,799 你们想的... 47 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,177 成交 48 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,013 我喜欢老幽灵狼先生 49 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,641 他有点怪 但我看得出来他心肠很好 50 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:06,060 所以你要拿他的十幅画做什么? 51 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,437 不是我要的 52 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,355 我们要办一场艺术展 向他证明 53 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,357 这个世界已经准备好接纳他的艺术 54 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,193 明天你再回来 55 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,278 确定他完成全部十幅画 56 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,155 剩下就交给我 57 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,212 -小兔子 -我是你的新学徒 58 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,797 我一向对艺术有浓厚的兴趣 59 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:39,052 欢迎你观摩 可是... 60 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:55,527 艺术创作过程 61 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,488 不对...我遇到了创作瓶颈 62 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,448 我从来没有以绘画当职业 63 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,450 我只是业余爱好者! 64 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,702 那是你怎么画第一幅的? 65 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,663 我只是观察你和你的朋友在森林里 66 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,581 就有灵感了 67 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,543 就是这样!我们必须观察更多人 68 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:15,797 放轻松 让艺术的血液流起来 69 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,550 正经艺廊 70 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,053 我知道我只是一个路边的平凡小鬼 71 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,305 但我想你会对我说的话有兴趣 72 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:26,558 -就这么说 -滚开 73 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:30,395 我们才不把空间租给 路边的平凡小鬼 74 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:33,481 这可是个正经艺廊 75 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:36,150 可恶 我得想个新计划 76 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:43,116 回到空中缆车要步行76分钟... 77 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,160 当我没说! 78 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,792 抱歉 我忘了 79 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,210 噗 80 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:57,755 有点痒 81 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,352 如何 有灵感吗? 82 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,147 很多 再多观察一些人吧 83 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,274 艺术创作过程! 84 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:23,156 早安 我迟到了 不用道歉 85 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:29,495 了无新意 矫揉造作 过度简化 概念不明 86 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,583 这是修理工画的吗? 87 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,377 我可是在夸奖 这幅还可以 88 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,880 -有何贵... -我是马尔·瓦尔兰 89 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,007 我们约好了讨论我客户的需求 90 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,761 抱歉 但我的行事历没这一项 91 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,888 我说了不用道歉 92 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:50,058 我代表神秘的艺术家 幽灵狼 93 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,018 我想你听说过他吧? 94 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,897 -当然 -他很快就会成为代表人物 95 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,858 你有闻到腐烂莴苣的味道吗? 96 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:03,571 进来我的办公室 讨论一下细节 97 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:20,755 {\an8}假眉毛 98 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,016 艺术 可不是闹着玩的 99 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:44,987 -我说要分开三尺 不是两尺十一 -真是对不起 100 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,951 这个镇上只有我懂品味 101 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,915 琪芙 我刚经历过一生最美好的一天 102 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,792 幽灵狼 画得好极了 103 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,585 我想哭! 104 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,797 我要开收据才能拿到报酬 还是... 105 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,590 对了 有东西要给你 106 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,342 是封邀请函 107 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:10,346 邀请你到苗圃领取稀有蕨类植物 108 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:12,807 但晚上7点才开 要正装领带 109 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,476 那是一间很棒的夜间苗圃 110 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,395 到时见喽 再见 111 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,814 正经艺廊 112 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:24,318 稀有蕨类 请到艺术大道976号 113 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,742 有人在吗?我来领十株稀有蕨类 114 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,745 让艺术降临吧! 115 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:37,081 各位 请欢迎我们的艺术家 116 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,250 -真是天才 -好棒 117 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,461 通常艺廊里作品的创作者都死了 118 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,879 但这位还活着 119 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,257 多么真实 多么有才华 120 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,092 你干了什么好事? 121 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,470 你说要自己收藏 122 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:53,014 我要的是稀有蕨类 不是这些 123 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,891 幽灵狼 你看不出来吗? 124 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,393 你说人们还没准备好接受你的艺术 但你看 125 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:58,478 他们很喜欢 126 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,104 太美了 127 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:02,607 好感人 128 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,317 或许... 129 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,903 -这是什么玩意? -没错 来了 130 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,280 我才不会像天真的孩子一样 131 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:12,867 每天在门框上量身高 希望能长得更高 132 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,452 我是成年人 133 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:21,000 我才不会和童年珍惜的玩偶说话 134 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,668 就好像他们活着一样 135 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,129 惨了 136 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,965 我从未跟任何人分享 我对冰上舞蹈的热爱 137 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,510 得了吧 每个人都会在星期六 138 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,055 看着前任的照片几小时 都会啦 139 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,724 现在大家都知道我睡觉时开着夜灯了 140 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,103 -大概吧 -他把私密的时刻 141 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,524 变成了娱乐作品! 142 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,652 这是什么变态玩笑! 143 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,533 最好快躲起来 他们变成愤怒的暴民只是时间问题 144 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:55,368 噗 噗 145 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,456 我是成年人 我很生气 146 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:03,668 小松鼠 147 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,462 现在你明白为什么 我的艺术不容于世了吗? 148 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,048 懂了 我应该听你的话 幽灵狼 149 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,050 对不起 真是场灾难 150 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:14,053 马丁 你为什么不告诉我你喜欢冰舞? 151 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,930 我几年前就做了一套衣服给你 152 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,015 一直带着它 以防万一 153 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,728 你绒毛玩具的数量几乎和我一样多 154 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,480 下次可以一起出去 155 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,774 没问题 156 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,818 你好 我是本地的装修工 157 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:33,030 有这个荣幸 帮你把所有的家具都降低一寸吗? 158 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:36,158 那一寸对我来说意义重大 159 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,496 你这没什么 160 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:44,667 我在所有前任的耳朵里 都装了定位追踪器 161 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,460 哇 真是太狠了 162 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,462 但的确让我觉得自己没那么可悲 163 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:50,506 -谢了 海伦 -不客气 164 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,969 尴尬的事情 确实拉近人与人之间的距离 165 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,762 或许我反应过度了 166 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,850 我应该更信任人们 相信观众 167 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,518 变回去 168 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,229 圆满结束 169 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,733 还没 还有一件事要做 170 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:15,031 那不就是一个路边的平凡小鬼吗? 171 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,034 热烈欢迎艺术家幽灵狼 172 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,206 好的 喊价从一株罕见蕨类开始 173 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,667 是不是有人喊二株?二株? 太太 谢谢你 174 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,425 今年夏天你想再回来当学徒吗? 175 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,929 我也开始研究雕刻了 有兴趣吗? 176 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:44,018 我好爱你 好崇拜你 幽灵狼先生 177 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,336 字幕翻译:洪麒盛