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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff
Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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Brought to you
by the Wall of Goat.
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We have spoken.
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Wow, Kiff.
Your fingies are so fancy.
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Oh, these old things?
Just added a bit of glitter.
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- Whoa!
- It's nothing.
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Kiff's right. Her fingies
are absolutely nothing.
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On the other hand,
I had my daddy's designers
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stylize my fingies.
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And on the other other hand...
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I have four more fingies
than Kiff.
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Not only do I have
all these fingies,
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but I have 40 rare
collectible fingies
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in my deluxe fingie sack.
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One for each finger and toe.
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Those numbers don't add up.
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Hey, guys, my fingies are just
as good as Kiff's and Reggie's.
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See?
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Fingie fight!
Fingie fight!
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There.
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Hmm?
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Fingie fight!
Fingie fight!
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No!
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Oh, no.
Not another collecting craze.
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You can't do this.
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Fingies are our babies.
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No, no, no, no,
I've heard that before.
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You said the same thing
about dabbles.
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What are dabbles?
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What? Are you serious?
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Last week, you were all
obsessed with dabbles.
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And before that, it was bonkos.
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Dabbles, major knarcks,
snofters, pandanimals,
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scruddies, grunches,
plomps, bullfumes,
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slim daddios, gingi pots,
and bricks.
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Now you're just making
random noises.
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Anyway, we can't live
without fingies!
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Fingies are our babies!
Fingies are our babies!
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I guess you're gonna
to have to throw these out too.
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No, I'm only throwing away fingies.
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You can keep whatever those are.
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Or put them back in the trash
where you found them.
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As for the rest of you,
fingies are banned.
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As I was saying,
today is Family Tree Day.
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As we draw our family trees,
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remember that each branch represents
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a different family member.
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Any questions? Yes, Kiff?
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Can I have an extra branch
for the "grandma" section?
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I have two grandmas,
plus a bonus grandma.
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I help the old lady across
the street clean her gutters.
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She gives me hard candy
as a reward.
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- Whoa!
- Yes!
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Um, I'm actually a child
of divorce,
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so I have four grandmas.
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Wow. Four grandmas.
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Isn't that cute.
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I have two moms
who both have two moms
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who are both divorced,
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so I have eight grandmas.
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And one of my grandmas
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is in a knitting club
with five other old ladies.
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That's 13 grandmas.
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You can't just claim
any old lady willy-nilly.
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I bet you wouldn't like it
if I started
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calling Miss Deer Teacher grandma.
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I'm 33.
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I'm just saying,
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it should be against the rules.
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Hello, all.
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Just checking in
to make sure
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that there are no
new crazes a-brewin'.
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- Nope.
- And you're all coping fine
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after the recent loss
of your fingies?
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What are fingies?
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It looks like I've successfully
nipped this in the bud.
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Thank you all for coming.
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Before we get
to the ground rules,
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I'd like to thank Trevor
for letting us borrow
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his photo album
of every grandma in Table Town.
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And no, he will not explain
why or how he has these.
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Moving on.
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The rules to Gram Grabs
are simple.
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No doubles,
no Tuft Pierre grandmas,
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no great-aunts, and once
you've been given a hard candy,
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that grandma has been grabbed.
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- Everyone got it?
- May the best granddaughter win.
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Don't worry. She will.
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- Wait.
- Go!
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Knitting gram, grabbed!
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Huh? Ah...
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Oh, good job!
Good job!
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Clean your plate gram, grabbed!
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...and then I went all the way
down to the cemetery,
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and the grave
was already empty.
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Oh!
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Shady past gram, grabbed!
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This has been so fun, girl.
You're the coolest.
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Incredibly young gram, grabbed!
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And don't even get me started
on grandkids who never call.
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And the winner is...
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- Kiff.
- Yes!
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Why?
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And also Reggie. It's a tie.
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Barry, you and I
are basically family, right?
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Of course.
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We win!
Barry and I are family,
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which means I have claim
to his grandmas.
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That's completely unfair, Kiff.
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Wait, does that mean
the rest of us
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can combine our grandmas, too?
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That's completely fair, Kiff.
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- You can't do that!
- Yes, we can.
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Me and Richie are just as close
as you and Barry.
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How dare you!
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Our friendship fuels
the passion of poets!
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Well, I'm feeling pretty close
to Reggie right now too.
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I think of him as a brother.
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And I rarely think of Trevor,
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but I'll happily
take his grannies.
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A tie? Again?
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This is getting us nowhere.
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What we need
is a rational third party
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to decide this tiebreaker.
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You don't mean--
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The Greek oracle-
slash-psychic hive mind
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known as the Wall of Goat?
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Yeah. I do.
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Welcome, children.
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We will now sing a song
explaining what we do.
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That's okay.
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But don't you want
to hear our song?
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You're a psychic hive mind
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that helps people with problems.
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Pretty easy concept
to wrap your head around.
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Perhaps there is someone
in your party who does not know?
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Everyone here knows, sir.
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Sirs.
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Just skip to the advice, please.
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Oh, we rehearse the song every
night before we go beddie-byes.
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It would be really nice to sing.
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Okay. You can.
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♪ Clippity clop
Clippity clop
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ Clippity, clippity
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ Clippity clop
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ Clippity, clippity
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ We are Goat
The Wall of Goat ♪
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♪ The oracle known
As the Wall of Goat ♪
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♪ If a question's living
Inside your throat ♪
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♪ Bring it forth
To the Wall of Goat ♪
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♪ Clippity clop
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ Clippity, clippity
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ Clippity clop
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ Clippity, clippity
Clippity ♪
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♪ We clip and we clop ♪
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♪ Upon this rock ♪
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♪ Are you listening?
We can tell you're not ♪
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♪ We've been here
Since the dawn of time ♪
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♪ And look at us
We're still in our prime ♪
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♪ Clippity clop
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ We are goat and you are not
Clippity clop ♪
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♪ Clippity clop
We are goat and you are not ♪
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Now, what is your conflict?
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Well, it started this morning...
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...I have two moms
who both have two moms...
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...you see, once you've been
given a hard candy,
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that Gram is grabbed...
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...and now we need someone
to decide this tiebreaker.
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The only way to break the tie
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is to collect the rarest
grandma of all:
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Lady Lorraine.
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Lady Lorraine...
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The grandma
who hates children.
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You must journey
to the outskorts of town.
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Whoever grabs this gram
will be crowned the winner.
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Don't you mean the outskirts?
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We have spoken.
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Who's there?
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Oh. Children.
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Yes, but adorable children.
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Well, most of us, at least.
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We're all adorable children
who want to wait on you
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hand and foot.
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- We'll trim your lawn.
- We'll shovel your driveway.
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Just one piece of hard candy!
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Nobody's home,
except for me and my slingshot.
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Ugh. Team meeting.
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Lady Lorraine really hates kids.
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But how does she feel
about other grandmas?
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Hello?
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Could I interest you
and your finely aged friends
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in an Outskorts
early bird special?
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Early bird special?
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- Come on, girls!
- What the--?
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Welcome, ladies.
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Oh!
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Oh, I do hate kids,
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but this is looking like
a pretty nice garden party.
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Hey, Gladys.
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Lorraine!
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No, wait!
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I love garden parties.
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Here, have a candy.
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We... We won Gram Grabs!
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Children hating Gram, grabbed!
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No!
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Gram Grabs?
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You know, we were collecting you
for a game.
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I knew it.
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This is exactly why I hate kids!
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Kiff?
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Clean Gutters Gram.
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I mean, uh, Miss Rogers.
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Were you only cleaning
my gutters for a game?
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I thought you liked
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spending time with me.
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Of course, we do.
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You guys are our... our...
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Um, we were treating these
ladies like disposable objects.
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Maybe we don't deserve
Lady Lorraine's candy.
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Can I borrow a hankie?
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Is that what I think it is?
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Straight from
Sneezy Grandma's purse.
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Does that mean we win?
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No, Reggie. No one wins.
Look at us.
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All these grandmas want is
a little kindness and company.
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Except for Lorraine,
who is a monster.
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We used them for a game.
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We owe all these grandmas,
except Lorraine, our respect.
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And an apology. Except Lorraine.
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We're sorry, Grandmas.
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What?
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You've never seen someone
throw a mannequin before?
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Go on! Get out! Get out!
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Come on, Ralph, let's go home.
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So, how'd you do
on kid bingo?
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Not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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