1 00:00:02,235 --> 00:00:03,203 ♪ Kiff ♪ 2 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:06,539 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,575 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,076 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:12,178 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,880 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,449 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff Kiff, Kiff ♪ 8 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:19,018 ♪ Kiff ♪ 9 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:28,228 Brought to you by the Wall of Goat. 10 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,662 We have spoken. 11 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:36,736 Wow, Kiff. Your fingies are so fancy. 12 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:39,639 Oh, these old things? Just added a bit of glitter. 13 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,241 - Whoa! - It's nothing. 14 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,177 Kiff's right. Her fingies are absolutely nothing. 15 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:46,713 On the other hand, I had my daddy's designers 16 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,114 stylize my fingies. 17 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:50,550 And on the other other hand... 18 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,285 I have four more fingies than Kiff. 19 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:59,125 Not only do I have all these fingies, 20 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,694 but I have 40 rare collectible fingies 21 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,164 in my deluxe fingie sack. 22 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:06,733 One for each finger and toe. 23 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,468 Those numbers don't add up. 24 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:11,204 Hey, guys, my fingies are just as good as Kiff's and Reggie's. 25 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,138 See? 26 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,743 Fingie fight! Fingie fight! 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,379 There. 28 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,647 Hmm? 29 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,248 Fingie fight! Fingie fight! 30 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,750 No! 31 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,985 Oh, no. Not another collecting craze. 32 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,856 You can't do this. 33 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,858 Fingies are our babies. 34 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,460 No, no, no, no, I've heard that before. 35 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,994 You said the same thing about dabbles. 36 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:36,229 What are dabbles? 37 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:37,897 What? Are you serious? 38 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:39,766 Last week, you were all obsessed with dabbles. 39 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,203 And before that, it was bonkos. 40 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,939 Dabbles, major knarcks, snofters, pandanimals, 41 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,841 scruddies, grunches, plomps, bullfumes, 42 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,977 slim daddios, gingi pots, and bricks. 43 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:52,545 Now you're just making random noises. 44 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:55,048 Anyway, we can't live without fingies! 45 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:58,485 Fingies are our babies! Fingies are our babies! 46 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,354 I guess you're gonna to have to throw these out too. 47 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,857 No, I'm only throwing away fingies. 48 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,725 You can keep whatever those are. 49 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,760 Or put them back in the trash where you found them. 50 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,230 As for the rest of you, fingies are banned. 51 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:14,200 As I was saying, today is Family Tree Day. 52 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,269 As we draw our family trees, 53 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,104 remember that each branch represents 54 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:19,606 a different family member. 55 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:22,008 Any questions? Yes, Kiff? 56 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,744 Can I have an extra branch for the "grandma" section? 57 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,415 I have two grandmas, plus a bonus grandma. 58 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:32,819 I help the old lady across the street clean her gutters. 59 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,487 She gives me hard candy as a reward. 60 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:38,424 - Whoa! - Yes! 61 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,393 Um, I'm actually a child of divorce, 62 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,328 so I have four grandmas. 63 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,498 Wow. Four grandmas. 64 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,800 Isn't that cute. 65 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,603 I have two moms who both have two moms 66 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,472 who are both divorced, 67 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,275 so I have eight grandmas. 68 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:58,144 And one of my grandmas 69 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:00,046 is in a knitting club with five other old ladies. 70 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,548 That's 13 grandmas. 71 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,349 You can't just claim any old lady willy-nilly. 72 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,584 I bet you wouldn't like it if I started 73 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,186 calling Miss Deer Teacher grandma. 74 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,921 I'm 33. 75 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,322 I'm just saying, 76 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,592 it should be against the rules. 77 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,600 Hello, all. 78 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,035 Just checking in to make sure 79 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,803 that there are no new crazes a-brewin'. 80 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,905 - Nope. - And you're all coping fine 81 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,208 after the recent loss of your fingies? 82 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,210 What are fingies? 83 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,614 It looks like I've successfully nipped this in the bud. 84 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:35,982 Thank you all for coming. 85 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,884 Before we get to the ground rules, 86 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,886 I'd like to thank Trevor for letting us borrow 87 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,922 his photo album of every grandma in Table Town. 88 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:45,992 And no, he will not explain why or how he has these. 89 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,428 Moving on. 90 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,096 The rules to Gram Grabs are simple. 91 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,265 No doubles, no Tuft Pierre grandmas, 92 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,335 no great-aunts, and once you've been given a hard candy, 93 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,804 that grandma has been grabbed. 94 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,573 - Everyone got it? - May the best granddaughter win. 95 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,976 Don't worry. She will. 96 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,577 - Wait. - Go! 97 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,919 Knitting gram, grabbed! 98 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,023 Huh? Ah... 99 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,727 Oh, good job! Good job! 100 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,862 Clean your plate gram, grabbed! 101 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:25,765 ...and then I went all the way down to the cemetery, 102 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,735 and the grave was already empty. 103 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,069 Oh! 104 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:32,405 Shady past gram, grabbed! 105 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,742 This has been so fun, girl. You're the coolest. 106 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,080 Incredibly young gram, grabbed! 107 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:45,184 And don't even get me started on grandkids who never call. 108 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:58,464 And the winner is... 109 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,300 - Kiff. - Yes! 110 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,467 Why? 111 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,036 And also Reggie. It's a tie. 112 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,810 Barry, you and I are basically family, right? 113 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,245 Of course. 114 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,480 We win! Barry and I are family, 115 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,749 which means I have claim to his grandmas. 116 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:19,318 That's completely unfair, Kiff. 117 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:20,720 Wait, does that mean the rest of us 118 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,356 can combine our grandmas, too? 119 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:26,659 That's completely fair, Kiff. 120 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,795 - You can't do that! - Yes, we can. 121 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,564 Me and Richie are just as close as you and Barry. 122 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,132 How dare you! 123 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:35,134 Our friendship fuels the passion of poets! 124 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:39,806 Well, I'm feeling pretty close to Reggie right now too. 125 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,208 I think of him as a brother. 126 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,344 And I rarely think of Trevor, 127 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,579 but I'll happily take his grannies. 128 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,517 A tie? Again? 129 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,421 This is getting us nowhere. 130 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,590 What we need is a rational third party 131 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,325 to decide this tiebreaker. 132 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:00,927 You don't mean-- 133 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,695 The Greek oracle- slash-psychic hive mind 134 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,996 known as the Wall of Goat? 135 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,498 Yeah. I do. 136 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,166 Welcome, children. 137 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,969 We will now sing a song explaining what we do. 138 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:11,437 That's okay. 139 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,773 But don't you want to hear our song? 140 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,408 You're a psychic hive mind 141 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,443 that helps people with problems. 142 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:19,278 Pretty easy concept to wrap your head around. 143 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:24,617 Perhaps there is someone in your party who does not know? 144 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,252 Everyone here knows, sir. 145 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:27,487 Sirs. 146 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,489 Just skip to the advice, please. 147 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:33,659 Oh, we rehearse the song every night before we go beddie-byes. 148 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:36,195 It would be really nice to sing. 149 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:38,064 Okay. You can. 150 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,032 ♪ Clippity clop Clippity clop Clippity clop ♪ 151 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,534 ♪ Clippity, clippity Clippity clop ♪ 152 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,136 ♪ Clippity clop Clippity clop ♪ 153 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,871 ♪ Clippity, clippity Clippity clop ♪ 154 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,774 ♪ We are Goat The Wall of Goat ♪ 155 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,643 ♪ The oracle known As the Wall of Goat ♪ 156 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,546 ♪ If a question's living Inside your throat ♪ 157 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:56,549 ♪ Bring it forth To the Wall of Goat ♪ 158 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,117 ♪ Clippity clop Clippity clop ♪ 159 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,719 ♪ Clippity, clippity Clippity clop ♪ 160 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,454 ♪ Clippity clop Clippity clop ♪ 161 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,622 ♪ Clippity, clippity Clippity ♪ 162 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,056 ♪ We clip and we clop ♪ 163 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,958 ♪ Upon this rock ♪ 164 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:08,594 ♪ Are you listening? We can tell you're not ♪ 165 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:11,631 ♪ We've been here Since the dawn of time ♪ 166 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:14,834 ♪ And look at us We're still in our prime ♪ 167 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,803 ♪ Clippity clop Clippity clop ♪ 168 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,771 ♪ We are goat and you are not Clippity clop ♪ 169 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,206 ♪ Clippity clop We are goat and you are not ♪ 170 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,546 Now, what is your conflict? 171 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,281 Well, it started this morning... 172 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,683 ...I have two moms who both have two moms... 173 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:32,218 ...you see, once you've been given a hard candy, 174 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,920 that Gram is grabbed... 175 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,888 ...and now we need someone to decide this tiebreaker. 176 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:38,391 The only way to break the tie 177 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:41,394 is to collect the rarest grandma of all: 178 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:44,363 Lady Lorraine. 179 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:45,798 Lady Lorraine... 180 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,667 The grandma who hates children. 181 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:51,337 You must journey to the outskorts of town. 182 00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:56,476 Whoever grabs this gram will be crowned the winner. 183 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,144 Don't you mean the outskirts? 184 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,445 We have spoken. 185 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,488 Who's there? 186 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,757 Oh. Children. 187 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:15,828 Yes, but adorable children. 188 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,798 Well, most of us, at least. 189 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,167 We're all adorable children who want to wait on you 190 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,802 hand and foot. 191 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,071 - We'll trim your lawn. - We'll shovel your driveway. 192 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,840 Just one piece of hard candy! 193 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,445 Nobody's home, except for me and my slingshot. 194 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,146 Ugh. Team meeting. 195 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:37,750 Lady Lorraine really hates kids. 196 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,219 But how does she feel about other grandmas? 197 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:41,821 Hello? 198 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,023 Could I interest you and your finely aged friends 199 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,158 in an Outskorts early bird special? 200 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:50,429 Early bird special? 201 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:53,065 - Come on, girls! - What the--? 202 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,634 Welcome, ladies. 203 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,536 Oh! 204 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,038 Oh, I do hate kids, 205 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,174 but this is looking like a pretty nice garden party. 206 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:04,110 Hey, Gladys. 207 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,411 Lorraine! 208 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,213 No, wait! 209 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,282 I love garden parties. 210 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,350 Here, have a candy. 211 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,020 We... We won Gram Grabs! 212 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,522 Children hating Gram, grabbed! 213 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:19,959 No! 214 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,928 Gram Grabs? 215 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,330 You know, we were collecting you for a game. 216 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:32,138 I knew it. 217 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:37,443 This is exactly why I hate kids! 218 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,918 Kiff? 219 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,620 Clean Gutters Gram. 220 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,155 I mean, uh, Miss Rogers. 221 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,824 Were you only cleaning my gutters for a game? 222 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:54,093 I thought you liked 223 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,128 spending time with me. 224 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,630 Of course, we do. 225 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,333 You guys are our... our... 226 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:04,570 Um, we were treating these ladies like disposable objects. 227 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,374 Maybe we don't deserve Lady Lorraine's candy. 228 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,248 Can I borrow a hankie? 229 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,821 Is that what I think it is? 230 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,223 Straight from Sneezy Grandma's purse. 231 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,825 Does that mean we win? 232 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:29,195 No, Reggie. No one wins. Look at us. 233 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,831 All these grandmas want is a little kindness and company. 234 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,066 Except for Lorraine, who is a monster. 235 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,136 We used them for a game. 236 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:40,373 We owe all these grandmas, except Lorraine, our respect. 237 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,675 And an apology. Except Lorraine. 238 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,410 We're sorry, Grandmas. 239 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,012 What? 240 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:49,081 You've never seen someone throw a mannequin before? 241 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:53,285 Go on! Get out! Get out! 242 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,287 Come on, Ralph, let's go home. 243 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:08,367 So, how'd you do on kid bingo? 244 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,635 Not bad. 245 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:12,872 Not bad at all. 246 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,607 Table Town's greatest yogurt