1 00:00:02,044 --> 00:00:03,962 ♪ Kiff ♪ 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:05,172 ♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪ 3 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,925 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 4 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,635 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 5 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:12,387 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 6 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:15,891 ♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪ 7 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,060 ♪ Kiff ♪ 8 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,228 ♪ Kiff! ♪ 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,236 Brought to you by Kenny's Kayaks. 10 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,779 Paddle not included. 11 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,035 Come on, Bar. 12 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,704 It's got a little note attached, 13 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,666 what if it's a treasure map, or directions to a treasure map? 14 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,011 Touchdown! 15 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,847 - It's the anticipation. - We're rich! 16 00:00:55,847 --> 00:01:00,185 "Two percent off Rat's Hats and Mats, yesterday only"? 17 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,436 What does that even mean? 18 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,064 I guess we go back to your place 19 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,566 and finish watching that movie Balloon Chasers. 20 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,653 Uh. 21 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,738 - Whoa. - A bridge troll? 22 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,073 This is so cool! 23 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,200 Bridge trolls know the best riddles. 24 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,578 Oh, I was meant to give you a riddle, 25 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,621 but you've already crossed the bridge. 26 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,374 Oh, that's fine. 27 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,084 We'll recross the bridge and then you can tell us one. 28 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,919 No, no, I missed my chance. 29 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,255 Troll rules, you wouldn't understand. 30 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,883 We'll wait with you until someone else comes. 31 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,176 I love riddles. 32 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,679 Well, who doesn't? 33 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:38,348 People just don't come out here anymore, so... 34 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,517 Ah, you probably don't even care. 35 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,352 Oh, I'm sorry, did you mumble something? 36 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,146 Hmm? These are for me, these mumbles. 37 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:45,605 Don't you worry. 38 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:46,690 Bye. 39 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,442 OK, bye. 40 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,193 Yeah, I knew you wouldn't care. 41 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,820 - Huh, what's up? - No, no, nothing. 42 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,363 Nothing from my end. 43 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,365 Oof, this is bad, Bar. 44 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,618 A troll without a busy bridge is like a whisk without eggs. 45 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,329 Purposeless. 46 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,664 We gotta install this troll under a new bridge. 47 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:06,793 - We bringin' Trollie back. - We bringin' Trollie back! 48 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,545 Trollie! 49 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,297 I know we just met, but we think we can change your life. 50 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,591 We can get you to a busy bridge. 51 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:13,634 Table Town's finest. 52 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,469 Where you can riddle your heart out. 53 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,013 Barry, a beat. 54 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,181 I'd be honored. 55 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,732 ♪ Do you know where we have to go? ♪ 56 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,859 ♪ Have you seen where we wanna have been? ♪ 57 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,821 ♪ We're a brand new crew that consists of one and two ♪ 58 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,114 ♪ That makes three ♪ 59 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,240 ♪ You and you and me ♪ 60 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,242 End. 61 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:44,164 OK, Trollie, open your eyes. 62 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,999 It's the busiest bridge in Table Town! 63 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,084 A riddler's dream! 64 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,088 I can tell by the structural damage 65 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,714 how many people use this bridge. 66 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,175 Oh, look, there's even a deep muddy ditch over there 67 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,593 for riddle failures. 68 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,471 Wait, what's that I hear? 69 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,474 My first riddle? 70 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,606 Hope I'm not too rusty. 71 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,025 Uh, if you'd like to cross the bridge 72 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,277 you must answer a delicious riddle. 73 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,696 Ooh, fun. 74 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:21,201 I have a face and two hands, but no arms or legs. 75 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,494 What am I? 76 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,540 I know, a clock. 77 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,876 No, no. A worm with hands. 78 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,837 So, no passing. 79 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:36,383 I'm not rusty at all. 80 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,176 A worm with hands? 81 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,928 Right, here's another stumper. 82 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,597 What's green and full of holes? 83 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,434 And if it fell out of a tree, it would squash you? 84 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,018 OK, this is actually fun. 85 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,437 OK, you know what it is? 86 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,272 A block of moldy Swiss. 87 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,898 Now let me through. 88 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,400 Wrong! 89 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,734 A golf course. 90 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,194 Don't touch me! 91 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,740 I'm loving this. 92 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,492 I'm back, baby! 93 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,244 Are these riddles a little off? 94 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,372 They're not giving me a riddle feeling. 95 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,166 Maybe he just needs to warm up. 96 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:12,544 Three men walk up to a baby and say, that's not my son. 97 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,171 Who was the baby's doctor? 98 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,255 What? 99 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,882 Ditch! 100 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:19,217 I've never been abroad, but I've seen the entire world. 101 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,553 - What am I? - Oh, I know this one. 102 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,972 - The moon. - That's good. That's good. 103 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,141 It's the guy who dusts off 104 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,351 the inside of atlases at libraries. 105 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,729 Come on! 106 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:31,730 Ditch! 107 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,023 OK, there's a bowl. 108 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,108 It's full of something, but you can't eat it. 109 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,693 What is it? 110 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,195 I can already tell you're not gonna get this one. 111 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,780 OK, I'm just gonna tell you. 112 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,947 It's oatmeal. 113 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,283 Ah, imagine eating an entire bowl of oatmeal. 114 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,285 Can't do it, yuck! 115 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,745 Ditch! 116 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,538 Kiff, I don't think he needs to warm up. 117 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,625 I think he needs to cool it! I apologize. 118 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,251 But my mom takes this bridge to work. 119 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,837 These riddles need to be solvable. 120 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,589 I know, I'll talk to him. 121 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,342 Hurry, it's almost rush hour. I'm sorry. 122 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,386 - Troll! - What? 123 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,680 No punting people. 124 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,265 Sure, OK. 125 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,767 Hey, Kiff, I've gotta thank you, by the way. 126 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,770 This bridge has given me a whole new lease on life. 127 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,440 Great, great. 128 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,317 Also, uh, Barry and I were talking, 129 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,319 and we're just testing something out. 130 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,822 So, can you start with some easy riddles? 131 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,697 The no-brainers. 132 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,324 We just wanna see something. 133 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,576 Oh, I love no-brainers. 134 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,954 Of course, absolutely. No-brainers, here we go. 135 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,455 Thank you. 136 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,083 He's gonna do the no-brainers. 137 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:37,379 The answer is a cafe that won't serve zombies. 138 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,798 No-brainers. 139 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,299 Ditch! 140 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,846 What gives? 141 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,640 This bridge was working yesterday! 142 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,642 This isn't an established troll bridge. 143 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,394 Forget it, I'm taking a kayak. 144 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,356 Whoa! 145 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,073 Come on now, I got sheep to sheer. 146 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,620 I am not so sure about this new crew 147 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,372 that consists of more than two. 148 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,415 Hold on. 149 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,670 Trollie, we really wanted you to be happy, 150 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,505 but this isn't working out. 151 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,215 It's time for you to go back to the other bridge. 152 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:26,011 What? But I haven't seen foot traffic like this in years. 153 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,722 No. No, the only way I'm gonna leave this bridge 154 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,182 is if you can stump me with a riddle. 155 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,852 Hmm. Troll rules. 156 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:41,610 Barry, we need our own unanswerable riddle. 157 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,904 I don't have one of those. 158 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,698 But I know who does. 159 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,910 Are they here? 160 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,334 Riddlers. 161 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,418 We need you. 162 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,938 ♪ When the road is long ♪ 163 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:23,818 ♪ And you can't see the end ♪ 164 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,904 ♪ When times are tough ♪ 165 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:30,033 ♪ And you need to lean on a riddle ♪ 166 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,203 ♪ Those who make me often break me ♪ 167 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:36,289 ♪ What am I, I'm a promise ♪ 168 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,834 ♪ And my promise to you is to riddle on through ♪ 169 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:46,007 ♪ Soaring high on the wings of a riddle ♪ 170 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:52,639 ♪ Hang in there, they got a riddle for you ♪ 171 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:58,228 ♪ Hang in there, they got a riddle for you! ♪ 172 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:05,819 Which car goes backwards and forwards the same way? 173 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,988 A racecar! 174 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,491 It's a palindrome. 175 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,910 We're saved. Please out-riddle this monster. 176 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,663 We have no idea how he got here, but get rid of him. 177 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,836 All right, you wanna honor troll rules? 178 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,462 Honor this. 179 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,840 - What gets wet the more it dries? - Towel. 180 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,842 Thirty white horses upon a red hill. 181 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,885 - Teeth. - I can be hot, I can be cold. 182 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,679 I can run, and I can be still. 183 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,472 - I can be hot-- - Water. 184 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,892 - People say I put doctors at-- - Apple. 185 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,812 Well, that was over before it started. 186 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,564 Give it up, Tabletonians, 187 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,899 you can't stump a riddling troll at his own game. 188 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,694 I've been riddling around since ancient times. 189 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,446 But your riddles stink. 190 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,947 You know what, 191 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,699 you try standing here and making up riddles. 192 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,867 It's really hard. 193 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,535 And I'm churning them out. 194 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,538 If you're so smart, you give it a whirl. 195 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,753 A little help, guys. What riddle do we tell? 196 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,505 I don't know. We've been trying, Kiff. 197 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,048 No matter what we throw at this troll 198 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,760 he always seems to know the answer. 199 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,846 He always knows the answer. 200 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,352 All right, hit me with your best shot, Kiff. 201 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:24,064 Imagine if you will, troll, a bridge. 202 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,857 OK, I'm with you. 203 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,234 In front of that bridge stands a troll. 204 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,694 I like where this is going. 205 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,697 The troll riddles all who wish to pass. 206 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,115 The riddles cannot be answered, 207 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,367 but there's a way to get to the other side. 208 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,619 What is it? 209 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,915 Oh, riddles. 210 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,792 It's an easy one. 211 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,126 You build another bridge. 212 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,880 I've done it! 213 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,507 There you go, Table Town. 214 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:53,718 All we have to do is build another bridge. 215 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,970 You solved the problem you created! 216 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,891 Well, that can't be the right answer to the riddle. 217 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,434 What? 218 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,895 There's engineering to consider, 219 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:07,398 not to mention the heavy burden on the taxpayer. 220 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,775 So we're back to square one. 221 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,693 - We don't have the answer! - But hang on. 222 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,946 If the troll's answer is wrong, it means, 223 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,948 it means we stumped the troll. 224 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,367 You can't just build another bridge, people. 225 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,910 It's not viable! 226 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,204 He's right, and you're wrong. 227 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,957 We stumped you, Trollie. Let us through. 228 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,000 What? Of course you can build another bridge. 229 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,836 You just take some boulders like so 230 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,672 and then some of this, and then do that. 231 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,259 Voila! 232 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,136 So, I was right. Ha! 233 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,598 I guess you win, Trollie. 234 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,142 - You win. - Huh? 235 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,728 There was supposed to be paperwork. 236 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,814 I, we, just wanted to say 237 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,732 that we're big fans of your work. 238 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,775 You're impressive. 239 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,902 You're an impressive troll. 240 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,904 I mean, we riddle part time. 241 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,323 I can't even imagine doing it all day. 242 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,831 You know what? I'm running 15 minutes early. 243 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,291 I could go for a riddle.