♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff! ♪
Brought to you by Kenny's Kayaks.
Paddle not included.
Come on, Bar.
It's got a little note attached,
what if it's a treasure map, or directions to a treasure map?
Touchdown!
- It's the anticipation. - We're rich!
"Two percent off Rat's Hats and Mats, yesterday only"?
What does that even mean?
I guess we go back to your place
and finish watching that movie Balloon Chasers.
Uh.
- Whoa. - A bridge troll?
This is so cool!
Bridge trolls know the best riddles.
Oh, I was meant to give you a riddle,
but you've already crossed the bridge.
Oh, that's fine.
We'll recross the bridge and then you can tell us one.
No, no, I missed my chance.
Troll rules, you wouldn't understand.
We'll wait with you until someone else comes.
I love riddles.
Well, who doesn't?
People just don't come out here anymore, so...
Ah, you probably don't even care.
Oh, I'm sorry, did you mumble something?
Hmm? These are for me, these mumbles.
Don't you worry.
Bye.
OK, bye.
Yeah, I knew you wouldn't care.
- Huh, what's up? - No, no, nothing.
Nothing from my end.
Oof, this is bad, Bar.
A troll without a busy bridge is like a whisk without eggs.
Purposeless.
We gotta install this troll under a new bridge.
- We bringin' Trollie back. - We bringin' Trollie back!
Trollie!
I know we just met, but we think we can change your life.
We can get you to a busy bridge.
Table Town's finest.
Where you can riddle your heart out.
Barry, a beat.
I'd be honored.
♪ Do you know where we have to go? ♪
♪ Have you seen where we wanna have been? ♪
♪ We're a brand new crew that consists of one and two ♪
♪ That makes three ♪
♪ You and you and me ♪
End.
OK, Trollie, open your eyes.
It's the busiest bridge in Table Town!
A riddler's dream!
I can tell by the structural damage
how many people use this bridge.
Oh, look, there's even a deep muddy ditch over there
for riddle failures.
Wait, what's that I hear?
My first riddle?
Hope I'm not too rusty.
Uh, if you'd like to cross the bridge
you must answer a delicious riddle.
Ooh, fun.
I have a face and two hands, but no arms or legs.
What am I?
I know, a clock.
No, no. A worm with hands.
So, no passing.
I'm not rusty at all.
A worm with hands?
Right, here's another stumper.
What's green and full of holes?
And if it fell out of a tree, it would squash you?
OK, this is actually fun.
OK, you know what it is?
A block of moldy Swiss.
Now let me through.
Wrong!
A golf course.
Don't touch me!
I'm loving this.
I'm back, baby!
Are these riddles a little off?
They're not giving me a riddle feeling.
Maybe he just needs to warm up.
Three men walk up to a baby and say, that's not my son.
Who was the baby's doctor?
What?
Ditch!
I've never been abroad, but I've seen the entire world.
- What am I? - Oh, I know this one.
- The moon. - That's good. That's good.
It's the guy who dusts off
the inside of atlases at libraries.
Come on!
Ditch!
OK, there's a bowl.
It's full of something, but you can't eat it.
What is it?
I can already tell you're not gonna get this one.
OK, I'm just gonna tell you.
It's oatmeal.
Ah, imagine eating an entire bowl of oatmeal.
Can't do it, yuck!
Ditch!
Kiff, I don't think he needs to warm up.
I think he needs to cool it! I apologize.
But my mom takes this bridge to work.
These riddles need to be solvable.
I know, I'll talk to him.
Hurry, it's almost rush hour. I'm sorry.
- Troll! - What?
No punting people.
Sure, OK.
Hey, Kiff, I've gotta thank you, by the way.
This bridge has given me a whole new lease on life.
Great, great.
Also, uh, Barry and I were talking,
and we're just testing something out.
So, can you start with some easy riddles?
The no-brainers.
We just wanna see something.
Oh, I love no-brainers.
Of course, absolutely. No-brainers, here we go.
Thank you.
He's gonna do the no-brainers.
The answer is a cafe that won't serve zombies.
No-brainers.
Ditch!
What gives?
This bridge was working yesterday!
This isn't an established troll bridge.
Forget it, I'm taking a kayak.
Whoa!
Come on now, I got sheep to sheer.
I am not so sure about this new crew
that consists of more than two.
Hold on.
Trollie, we really wanted you to be happy,
but this isn't working out.
It's time for you to go back to the other bridge.
What? But I haven't seen foot traffic like this in years.
No. No, the only way I'm gonna leave this bridge
is if you can stump me with a riddle.
Hmm. Troll rules.
Barry, we need our own unanswerable riddle.
I don't have one of those.
But I know who does.
Are they here?
Riddlers.
We need you.
♪ When the road is long ♪
♪ And you can't see the end ♪
♪ When times are tough ♪
♪ And you need to lean on a riddle ♪
♪ Those who make me often break me ♪
♪ What am I, I'm a promise ♪
♪ And my promise to you is to riddle on through ♪
♪ Soaring high on the wings of a riddle ♪
♪ Hang in there, they got a riddle for you ♪
♪ Hang in there, they got a riddle for you! ♪
Which car goes backwards and forwards the same way?
A racecar!
It's a palindrome.
We're saved. Please out-riddle this monster.
We have no idea how he got here, but get rid of him.
All right, you wanna honor troll rules?
Honor this.
- What gets wet the more it dries? - Towel.
Thirty white horses upon a red hill.
- Teeth. - I can be hot, I can be cold.
I can run, and I can be still.
- I can be hot-- - Water.
- People say I put doctors at-- - Apple.
Well, that was over before it started.
Give it up, Tabletonians,
you can't stump a riddling troll at his own game.
I've been riddling around since ancient times.
But your riddles stink.
You know what,
you try standing here and making up riddles.
It's really hard.
And I'm churning them out.
If you're so smart, you give it a whirl.
A little help, guys. What riddle do we tell?
I don't know. We've been trying, Kiff.
No matter what we throw at this troll
he always seems to know the answer.
He always knows the answer.
All right, hit me with your best shot, Kiff.
Imagine if you will, troll, a bridge.
OK, I'm with you.
In front of that bridge stands a troll.
I like where this is going.
The troll riddles all who wish to pass.
The riddles cannot be answered,
but there's a way to get to the other side.
What is it?
Oh, riddles.
It's an easy one.
You build another bridge.
I've done it!
There you go, Table Town.
All we have to do is build another bridge.
You solved the problem you created!
Well, that can't be the right answer to the riddle.
What?
There's engineering to consider,
not to mention the heavy burden on the taxpayer.
So we're back to square one.
- We don't have the answer! - But hang on.
If the troll's answer is wrong, it means,
it means we stumped the troll.
You can't just build another bridge, people.
It's not viable!
He's right, and you're wrong.
We stumped you, Trollie. Let us through.
What? Of course you can build another bridge.
You just take some boulders like so
and then some of this, and then do that.
Voila!
So, I was right. Ha!
I guess you win, Trollie.
- You win. - Huh?
There was supposed to be paperwork.
I, we, just wanted to say
that we're big fans of your work.
You're impressive.
You're an impressive troll.
I mean, we riddle part time.
I can't even imagine doing it all day.
You know what? I'm running 15 minutes early.
I could go for a riddle.