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[announcer] Brought to you by
Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals.
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Rent your future today.
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- What you doing there, Kiff?
- School work.
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I have to draw a picture
of a parent at work.
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I'm drawing my amazing
professor mom.
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Oh, Kiff.
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Oh, cool.
Where's mine?
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Yeah, Dad.
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A picture of you
at your chosen profession.
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Hmm.
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Right now, it might look like
I'm lazing around, and I am.
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But I am also percolating
about my big pitch later today.
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You know what?
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I'm going to let you tag along
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to my next pitch meeting
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and show you how your old man
makes the cheddar.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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I hope you're ready,
because, boy...
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[clears throat]
do I have some ideas for you.
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"Thank you for this applause.
I deserve it."
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Have a great day."
Oh, wait. Ha!
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I'm reading this out of order.
Let me just find my place.
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Found it.
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It's a birdcage,
with a guest room.
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[inaudible]
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[whimsical music]
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And the future is... now.
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[farts]
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And that smells
like your time's up.
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You can just wheel yourself out.
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I don't have wheels.
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[laughs] What a loser.
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Imagine being that guy's kid.
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[all laugh]
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[Kiff clears throat]
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Oh, no, uh,
we were just discussing
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some other wheel-less failure
that we know, little girl.
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No. She was gonna find out
sooner or later.
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It's best that she learn
the truth now.
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Let's scoot.
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He was just a little nervous.
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[laughs]
I'm loving this.
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Hey... Dad, are you okay?
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A birdcage with a guest room,
tall coasters?
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Dad, these ideas are brilliant.
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Then why'd I stink up the room?
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Your ideas are great.
It's your pitching that's weird.
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You need to get over
your nerves.
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Don't listen to her, Martin.
Keep tossing those crumbs.
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[laughs]
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[sighs] Look at him.
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He needs a confidence boost.
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Hmm.
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[gasps]
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What if I told you
I could get you a meeting
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with one of Table Town's
biggest investors?
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That's nice, Kiff,
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but I'm kind of into this
arrangement with Greg and Linda.
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Gonna stick with this forever.
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I'm all out of crumbs.
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What was that about an investor?
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Yeah, no, I gotta jump.
Okay. Bye, babe.
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She'll be with you guys
in a minute.
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Can I get anybody a fizzy water?
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Sure.
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Oh, uh, okay, hold on.
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So Barry is the assistant
to a CEO wunderkind,
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and you two children were able
to set up this meeting?
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Yes.
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Just buy the second island
as well.
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We can all see that
I'm a busy Hollywood agent.
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KlipKlop Star?
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CEO...
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I am the CEO of Terri, Inc.
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Thank you for meeting with me.
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I'm sorry, my hands are so--
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Sweaty hands.
That's a good sign.
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- You're passionate.
- Really?
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Show me what you got.
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So, uh, hello, my name is Martin
and I have some ideas to share.
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The first is, um...
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well it's a... it's a birdcage
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with a guest room.
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Oh, and I...
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You think that's dumb,
don't you?
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It's okay, I'll just leave.
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You kidding me?
It's a great idea.
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- It is?
- Yeah. I'd love to hear more.
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Okay, well...
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♪ You ever feel like your
Coasters could be taller? ♪
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♪ Or need a shirt
With a self-popping collar? ♪
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♪ Roller skates
Without the wheels ♪
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♪ Instead there's a cheese
Grater under the heels ♪
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You are blowing my mind.
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Oh, well, I got plenty more
if you got time.
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For you, I got all the time
in the world.
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[laughs] Well, buckle up.
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♪ A belt buckle
But it's really a drone ♪
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♪ To skip the traffic
When you're on your way home ♪
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♪ A shower suit
That's waterproof ♪
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But why?
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♪ For when you wanna get clean
But stay dry ♪
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♪ Ring sippers
Under zippers ♪
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♪ Eyebrow clippers
Stubble glitter ♪
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♪ I gotta whole lotta ideas
Coming at you ♪
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♪ You need to shade
Your front and your back? ♪
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♪ You need to get yourself
The Double Trucker hat ♪
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♪ Knock, knock
What's that you hear? ♪
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♪ Bang, bang, bang
Opportunity's here ♪
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♪ Knock, knock
What's that you hear? ♪
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♪ Bang, bang, bang
Opportunity's here ♪
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[clapping]
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I don't know how to say this,
Martin, but...
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with ideas like these,
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you're gonna fly straight
to the top, kid!
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Thank you so much.
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Uh, which one
was your favorite pitch?
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Uh, that last thing you said.
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The Double Trucker?
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The hat with a brim
on the front and the back.
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Yep, that.
I mean,
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based on the potential
profit margin you've got here
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with brand identity,
you could soft launch the...
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spreadsheets, you know?
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Incredible. If my money
weren't all tied up right now,
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I'd go all in on this.
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- Oh. Okay.
- [door opens and closes]
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Well, that investor
seemed really invested, huh?
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Okay, how fizzy does
your dad like his water?
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Wait, where is he?
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[sighs]
He's moping in the garage.
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Our plan didn't work.
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Oh, so I'm fired
as your assistant?
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You were Terri's assistant.
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[sighs] Let's go cheer him up.
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Dad, this popcorn
will dry your tears...
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Spend it all.
We'll make it all back and more.
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- What's going on?
- Didn't you hear
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what the investor lady said
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about the Double Trucker
and the spreadsheets?
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Production is approaching
one million units.
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One million units?
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We rented out the entire
Table Town Arena.
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- What?
- And here's the guest list
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for the event.
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Wait, Dad, you only invited
those three investors
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who laughed at you earlier?
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Yep. That's three coming.
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The arena's capacity is 15,000.
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So as long as 14,997
people show up,
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it's gonna be a success.
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Thanks, assistant.
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Mom, how are you okay with this?
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Your dad is so confident
right now.
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Hot. I'm just gonna
let this play out.
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It's okay.
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Dad might be
a tad overconfident,
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but what's the worst
that could happen?
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You're right, magic sketchbook.
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There's no way
Dad can pack the house.
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I'm going to have to montage
like I've never montaged before!
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♪ Time to get to work ♪
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♪ Got to pack the house ♪
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♪ Put some butts in seats ♪
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♪ Fliers always work ♪
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♪ This can never fail ♪
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♪ To pack the house ♪
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Whoa, a full house.
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Aw, thank you, Kiff.
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None of this would be happening
if it wasn't for you.
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Yep. Keep that
confidence going, Dad.
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And guess what else.
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I ordered pizza
for the after-party.
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Got your pizzas.
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Terri? Of Terri, Inc.?
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Oh, hi, Mr. Chatterley.
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Hey, Kiff, you still owe me
20 nuts for that, uh,
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thing you asked me to do.
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[whistles]
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Kiff, does this mean
what I think it means?
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[sighs] Terri's not a real CEO.
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I just wanted to give you
a confidence boost.
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What? I thought you were
going to say
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Terri's an eccentric
millionaire who delivers pizzas
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to stay in touch
with the common folk.
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And now exploding onto
the stage, the man of the hour,
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- it's M-M-Martin.
- [crowd cheering]
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I guess this is how
it ends for me.
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[inhales deeply]
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Not coming back from this one.
No, siree.
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I'm so sorry.
I was trying to help.
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Um, I...
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[farts]
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[fart reverberates
over sound system]
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I'm sorry for wasting
all your time!
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- Dad, wait.
- Kiff, what are you doing?
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Dad, Terri, Inc.
might've been fake,
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but the confidence was real.
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I really believe in you.
And your ideas.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I have seen the future,
and it's...
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the Double Trucker!
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[energetic music]
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[inaudible]
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The future is now.
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- [lone applause]
- What?
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Brilliant. Visionary.
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Thank you.
So you're gonna buy my hats?
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Oh, no, I'm not an investor.
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I'm from Rentley's
Turtleneck Rentals.
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I'm here to pick up
that turtleneck you rented.
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- I'm sorry, Dad.
- It's okay, Kiff.
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I guess the world
doesn't want my inventions.
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Doesn't we, though?
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Oh, gosh, Martin,
we just love your invention
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and we want to buy it
for a million nuts.
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Really? That's enough to break
even from the arena rental.
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Wait, you two can afford that?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
You wouldn't believe
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how much we save
by eating free crumbs.
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We never buy dinner.
And water?
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There's water
all over the place.
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[announcer] Double Dipper.
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I can reach the chips.
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And I can reach them, too.
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[both] Thanks, Greg and Linda's
all-new Double Dipper.
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Wish I'd have thought of that.
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Me, too.
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[closing theme music plays]