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- What you doing there, Kiff? - School work.
I have to draw a picture of a parent at work.
I'm drawing my amazing professor mom.
Oh, Kiff.
Oh, cool. Where's mine?
Yeah, Dad.
A picture of you at your chosen profession.
Hmm.
Right now, it might look like I'm lazing around, and I am.
But I am also percolating about my big pitch later today.
You know what?
I'm going to let you tag along
to my next pitch meeting
and show you how your old man makes the cheddar.
[upbeat electronic music]
I hope you're ready, because, boy...
[clears throat] do I have some ideas for you.
"Thank you for this applause. I deserve it."
Have a great day." Oh, wait. Ha!
I'm reading this out of order. Let me just find my place.
Found it.
It's a birdcage, with a guest room.
[inaudible]
[whimsical music]
And the future is... now.
[farts]
And that smells like your time's up.
You can just wheel yourself out.
I don't have wheels.
[laughs] What a loser.
Imagine being that guy's kid.
[all laugh]
[Kiff clears throat]
Oh, no, uh, we were just discussing
some other wheel-less failure that we know, little girl.
No. She was gonna find out sooner or later.
It's best that she learn the truth now.
Let's scoot.
He was just a little nervous.
[laughs] I'm loving this.
Hey... Dad, are you okay?
A birdcage with a guest room, tall coasters?
Dad, these ideas are brilliant.
Then why'd I stink up the room?
Your ideas are great. It's your pitching that's weird.
You need to get over your nerves.
Don't listen to her, Martin. Keep tossing those crumbs.
[laughs]
[sighs] Look at him.
He needs a confidence boost.
Hmm.
[gasps]
What if I told you I could get you a meeting
with one of Table Town's biggest investors?
That's nice, Kiff,
but I'm kind of into this arrangement with Greg and Linda.
Gonna stick with this forever.
I'm all out of crumbs.
What was that about an investor?
Yeah, no, I gotta jump. Okay. Bye, babe.
She'll be with you guys in a minute.
Can I get anybody a fizzy water?
Sure.
Oh, uh, okay, hold on.
So Barry is the assistant to a CEO wunderkind,
and you two children were able to set up this meeting?
Yes.
Just buy the second island as well.
We can all see that I'm a busy Hollywood agent.
KlipKlop Star?
CEO...
I am the CEO of Terri, Inc.
Thank you for meeting with me.
I'm sorry, my hands are so--
Sweaty hands. That's a good sign.
- You're passionate. - Really?
Show me what you got.
So, uh, hello, my name is Martin and I have some ideas to share.
The first is, um...
well it's a... it's a birdcage
with a guest room.
Oh, and I...
You think that's dumb, don't you?
It's okay, I'll just leave.
You kidding me? It's a great idea.
- It is? - Yeah. I'd love to hear more.
Okay, well...
♪ You ever feel like your Coasters could be taller? ♪
♪ Or need a shirt With a self-popping collar? ♪
♪ Roller skates Without the wheels ♪
♪ Instead there's a cheese Grater under the heels ♪
You are blowing my mind.
Oh, well, I got plenty more if you got time.
For you, I got all the time in the world.
[laughs] Well, buckle up.
♪ A belt buckle But it's really a drone ♪
♪ To skip the traffic When you're on your way home ♪
♪ A shower suit That's waterproof ♪
But why?
♪ For when you wanna get clean But stay dry ♪
♪ Ring sippers Under zippers ♪
♪ Eyebrow clippers Stubble glitter ♪
♪ I gotta whole lotta ideas Coming at you ♪
♪ You need to shade Your front and your back? ♪
♪ You need to get yourself The Double Trucker hat ♪
♪ Knock, knock What's that you hear? ♪
♪ Bang, bang, bang Opportunity's here ♪
♪ Knock, knock What's that you hear? ♪
♪ Bang, bang, bang Opportunity's here ♪
[clapping]
I don't know how to say this, Martin, but...
with ideas like these,
you're gonna fly straight to the top, kid!
Thank you so much.
Uh, which one was your favorite pitch?
Uh, that last thing you said.
The Double Trucker?
The hat with a brim on the front and the back.
Yep, that. I mean,
based on the potential profit margin you've got here
with brand identity, you could soft launch the...
spreadsheets, you know?
Incredible. If my money weren't all tied up right now,
I'd go all in on this.
- Oh. Okay. - [door opens and closes]
Well, that investor seemed really invested, huh?
Okay, how fizzy does your dad like his water?
Wait, where is he?
[sighs] He's moping in the garage.
Our plan didn't work.
Oh, so I'm fired as your assistant?
You were Terri's assistant.
[sighs] Let's go cheer him up.
Dad, this popcorn will dry your tears...
Spend it all. We'll make it all back and more.
- What's going on? - Didn't you hear
what the investor lady said
about the Double Trucker and the spreadsheets?
Production is approaching one million units.
One million units?
We rented out the entire Table Town Arena.
- What? - And here's the guest list
for the event.
Wait, Dad, you only invited those three investors
who laughed at you earlier?
Yep. That's three coming.
The arena's capacity is 15,000.
So as long as 14,997 people show up,
it's gonna be a success.
Thanks, assistant.
Mom, how are you okay with this?
Your dad is so confident right now.
Hot. I'm just gonna let this play out.
It's okay.
Dad might be a tad overconfident,
but what's the worst that could happen?
You're right, magic sketchbook.
There's no way Dad can pack the house.
I'm going to have to montage like I've never montaged before!
♪ Time to get to work ♪
♪ Got to pack the house ♪
♪ Put some butts in seats ♪
♪ Fliers always work ♪
♪ This can never fail ♪
♪ To pack the house ♪
Whoa, a full house.
Aw, thank you, Kiff.
None of this would be happening if it wasn't for you.
Yep. Keep that confidence going, Dad.
And guess what else.
I ordered pizza for the after-party.
Got your pizzas.
Terri? Of Terri, Inc.?
Oh, hi, Mr. Chatterley.
Hey, Kiff, you still owe me 20 nuts for that, uh,
thing you asked me to do.
[whistles]
Kiff, does this mean what I think it means?
[sighs] Terri's not a real CEO.
I just wanted to give you a confidence boost.
What? I thought you were going to say
Terri's an eccentric millionaire who delivers pizzas
to stay in touch with the common folk.
And now exploding onto the stage, the man of the hour,
- it's M-M-Martin. - [crowd cheering]
I guess this is how it ends for me.
[inhales deeply]
Not coming back from this one. No, siree.
I'm so sorry. I was trying to help.
Um, I...
[farts]
[fart reverberates over sound system]
I'm sorry for wasting all your time!
- Dad, wait. - Kiff, what are you doing?
Dad, Terri, Inc. might've been fake,
but the confidence was real.
I really believe in you. And your ideas.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have seen the future, and it's...
the Double Trucker!
[energetic music]
[inaudible]
The future is now.
- [lone applause] - What?
Brilliant. Visionary.
Thank you. So you're gonna buy my hats?
Oh, no, I'm not an investor.
I'm from Rentley's Turtleneck Rentals.
I'm here to pick up that turtleneck you rented.
- I'm sorry, Dad. - It's okay, Kiff.
I guess the world doesn't want my inventions.
Doesn't we, though?
Oh, gosh, Martin, we just love your invention
and we want to buy it for a million nuts.
Really? That's enough to break even from the arena rental.
Wait, you two can afford that?
Oh, yeah, of course. You wouldn't believe
how much we save by eating free crumbs.
We never buy dinner. And water?
There's water all over the place.
[announcer] Double Dipper.
I can reach the chips.
And I can reach them, too.
[both] Thanks, Greg and Linda's all-new Double Dipper.
Wish I'd have thought of that.
Me, too.
[closing theme music plays]