[opening theme music playing]
♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff! ♪
[giggles]
[both laugh]
[announcer] Brought to you by Saddles Food Ranch.
For the casual cowboy.
Ah, Saddles.
[slow country music playing over speakers]
[camera shutter clicks]
[triangle rings]
Why, if it isn't the Chatterley clan.
Why, you folks look more turned around
than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
- [all laugh] - Let's get you to your table.
[Beryl] Ooh.
Oh, no need for a menu. I'll take the usual.
[both] A Big Buckle Burger as big as my head,
which is saying something because
- ...my head is big. - ...your head is enormous.
[sighs] You get me, Ma and Pa Saddles.
And finished.
Right in time for the vittles.
Oh, Barry just sent me an email.
I bet it's great news.
"Bad news. Running over now."
Huh?
"Meet the latest Internet sensation."
Hungee Squirrel?
[gasps] I've been memed?
Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like that when I eat?
How could you humiliate me like this, Internet?
I gave you the best years of my life!
Have you been wronged?
Yes. Thank you, Internet.
I never should have doubted you.
I'm Lance Contract,
trusted local lawyer,
and I will fight for you!
Yes, you will.
Kiff!
[gasps] Hungee Squirrel!
What are we gonna do?
Way ahead of you. Let's go, Bar.
Are you the lawyer from the convenient pop-up ad?
Lance Contract, guilty as charged.
Let me guess, you two are besties
and want to sue your parents so you can
legally become brother and sister.
Seen it all before. Just sign here.
No-- Wait, is that possible?
Huh, game changer.
Put a pin in that. I've been wronged.
Someone is using my image in humiliating ways.
Fantastic.
I have just the contract for that.
Sign here.
Parents' credit card number here,
signature of the guilty party there.
Then we're sorted.
Okay. That might be hard,
because the guilty party is the Internet.
[laughs] No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
Can't help you. The Internet can't sign a contract.
And it never forgets. And it always wins.
Your ad said you'd fight for me.
It's called false advertising, jelly bean.
It's basically lying, but on a professional level.
- That's so wrong. - Well, hire a lawyer and sue me.
Maybe enough time has passed
that we can look back on this and laugh?
Worth a try.
[unenthusiastic laughing]
[unenthusiastic laughing continues]
- Aww... - Hey, Hungee Squirrel,
you trying to eat your friend?
- [laughs] - [honks horn]
[tires screech]
[Kiff gasps] We don't need a lawyer.
We need an expert who understands meme culture.
Oh!
Oh, great and wise memeorologist,
we humbly...
- [Barry] Terri? - Hey, cheese fries.
You're a memeorologist?
Based on my perfectly crafted algorithm,
I'm an expert on all things meme.
Can you show me how long Hungee Squirrel will last?
Wait, you're Hungee Squirrel?
Kiff, OMG!
I didn't recognize you without your mouth wide open.
Let's see here.
Ooh.
- Yes. - What?
- Yup. - What is it?
This could definitely fit in your mouth.
[laughs] Okay, but for real.
This meme is a category five.
Real turbulent. No chance it'll blow over anytime soon.
[gulps]
Congrats. You're famous, girlie.
But I don't want to be famous. Not for this.
Open wide!
[air horn blows]
[voice] Hey, is that Hungee Squirrel?
[excited chatter]
- [camera shutters clicking] - Barry!
Don't worry, Kiff! I'll protect you!
[man 1] Remove the non-famous one!
[screams]
- Barry! - Please let me take a photo!
- Sign my canoe. - Eat my baby!
- [sighs] - [woman] Can I get a picture?
[man 2] Hungee Squirrel, look at my back tat!
Full back tat!
[camera shutters click]
- [sighs] - [man 3] Oh, my gosh, is that Hungee Squirrel?
[woman] I think she went this way!
[all laughing]
Ah! Friends.
- [laughter continuous] - What you watching there?
[light melody playing over computer]
♪ Hungee Squirrel Hungee Squirrel ♪
♪ I'm a hungee, hungee, hungee Hungee squirrel ♪
♪ Whoa there that's quite an appetite ♪
♪ Do you bite, bite, bite from morning to night? ♪
♪ Your mouth is huge when you open wide ♪
♪ If you go to a wedding, do you eat the bride? ♪
♪ Eat a bus for breakfast and a train for brunch ♪
♪ Then the whole airport and a plane for lunch ♪
♪ When you open your mouth, it means big trouble ♪
♪ You ain't no turkey but you sure like to gobble ♪
♪ Please, Hungee Squirrel ♪
♪ Don't eat me ♪
♪ I have hopes and dreams ♪
♪ And a family ♪
♪ Hungee Squirrel Hungee Squirrel ♪
I'm a hungee, hungee, hungee Hungee Squirrel ♪
♪ Hungee Squirrel Hungee Squirrel ♪
I'm a hungee, hungee, hungee Hungee Squirrel ♪
♪ I'm so hungee ♪
♪ Hungee Squirrel ♪
♪ I'm a hungee, hungee, hungee Hungee Squirrel ♪
[all laughing]
New profile pic.
- Ugh! - [camera shutters click]
♪ Hungee, hungee, hungee Hungee Squirrel ♪
I don't understand the youth of today.
Huh? "Move over, Hungee Squirrel,
there's a new meme in town,
and his name is 'Just Woke Up Kid.'"
[laughs] Yes!
Trevor is the new hot meme in town.
Ha! Story over. The end.
[breathlessly] Kiff, I have an idea!
Ah, no need, old chum.
Hungee Squirrel has blown over.
It's a thing of the past.
Oh. Cool.
[both laughing]
[TV announcer] Howdy, y'all.
Hey, it's Ma and Pa Saddles.
Who here feels like Saddles tonight?
- [all] We do! - Well, change your plans,
because it's time to say goodbye, Saddles.
- [all] What? - And hello
to our new restaurant,
The Hungee Squirrel.
Join us tonight for our grand opening.
We've got freebies.
Celebrities.
[both] And branded tees.
Right here, at the home of the Hungee Squirrel.
With portions big enough to fill Hungee Squirrel's mouth,
- come on down and... - [both] Open wide!
[announcer] Still located at the same place as Saddles,
it's just a different restaurant now.
[beeping]
Uh, yup. Uh, nope. Oh, let's see here.
Kiff, what's wrong?
You look more startled than a porcupine
in a balloon factory.
What are you doing?
Capitalizing on the moment, sweet pea.
But you can't do this to me!
[Ma] Well, your signed contract says otherwise.
I never signed any--
We now own your likeness.
[gasps] I was tricked. This can't be legit.
Mmm. It's legit.
And very sneaky.
Couldn't have done it better myself.
Mmm, mmm.
Thank you all for you time.
What are we doing?
- We giving up? - No way.
If I can be tricked, so can they.
But how?
I have a plan, Barry.
This squirrel is hungee...
for justice.
[loud upbeat music blaring, crowd cheering]
[camera shutters click]
She's not thirsty.
She's not sleepy.
She's...
[crowd] Hungee!
Hey, Hungee Squirrel! Hey, over here, Hungee Squirrel!
Ma and Pa Saddles, I'm gonna give you one chance
to be good people and sign this contract
giving me back the rights to my own face.
We ain't good people.
Our accents fail to convey
- our sinister intentions. - Monsters!
You lot can buy some Hungee Squirrel merch or get out.
Come on, Pa, let's go count our money.
Whoa, wait, let's get a photo of you two
signing your names in cement.
Oh, of course.
[crowd cheering]
[camera shutters click]
[crying]
[laughs]
Fools! Do you realize what you've done?
You been tricked. Foiled. Bamboozled! Thwarted!
What?
Move the building, party people.
- [truck beeping] - [loud rumble]
[panicked chatter]
You just signed the contract giving me back my rights.
You can't use Hungee Squirrel anymore.
This can't be legit!
[Lance, chomping] Mm-hmm.
It's legit.
[Ma and Pa] No!
Oh! Why, this is more upsetting than a--
Enough! How'd you pull off this stunt?
With a little help from my fans.
[applause]
[crowd] Hungee Squirrel! Hungee Squirrel!
- Hungee Squirrel! - And because of them,
Hungee Squirrel is no more.
- Oh, well... - C'est la vie.
Nothing gold can stay.
Ah, thanks so much, everyone.
That was impressive, Kiff.
[Ma sobbing]
And to think,
we was gonna let the Chatterleys
eat for free for life.
[gasps]
[country music playing]
[sighs] Saddles.
What a place.
Happy endings for everyone.
We could have been eating here for free.
I'm a kid. All my meals are free.
- [all laugh] - If the Just Woke Up Kid
is gonna be the face of this joint,
we need to make some changes.
What do you want when you've just woken up?
Food. It's a breakfast joint now.
Also, are we married to the name "Saddles"?
[groans]