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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff,
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff,
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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Brought to you by LocateMyKid.
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They're around here somewhere.
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Perfection.
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Kids.
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We'd better get going!
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The storm is getting wild.
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Ah! I can't see a thing!
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Which way is the road?
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Kiff! Oh, my gosh.
Kiff, where are you?
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Barry! Barry! Over here!
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Everyone, hang on.
Stay together.
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Over here!
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Nobody panic.
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My expensive generator
should kick in
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in three, two, one...
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one and a half...
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Everybody follow me.
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I've prepared
for this exact scenario.
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Blankets and pillows in there.
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Flashlights and headlamps
on the shelf.
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We'll need those
for bathroom breaks.
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And we've got enough nuggets
and frozen French fries
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to last a month.
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Nothing to fear,
friends and neighbors.
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We can hunker down here
for as long as we need.
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Eat as much as you like.
There's plenty more.
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Crises really
bring people together.
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Hear, hear.
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Hey, Mr. Fox,
do you have any more ketchup?
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Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
We're out of ketchup?
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No problem.
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I'll just borrow your snowmobile
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and run down to the store
and get some.
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We're only a few blocks
from Slim Pickins.
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We're doomed.
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Okay, okay. Breathe, people.
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I have a plan.
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Candle, get me that box
of teeny cups left over
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from the set
of Midnight at the Museum.
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Hey, that wasn't a full squirt.
It just went...
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...but Reggie's squirt went...
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Mr. Chatterley,
comparing ketchup squirts
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will only tear us apart.
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You're right.
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Try and make it last, folks.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I just
have to check on the, uh...
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The thing, uh,
in the other room, uh...
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I'm just gonna
take some of these with me.
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Be right back.
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It's like flavorless sandpaper.
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- I need more ketchup.
- We all do, buddy.
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We're all in the same
ketchup-less boat, Barry.
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What if I told you
there's more ketchup?
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Go on.
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I think my Dad has a secret
stash of ketchup.
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The ketchup is called,
"Sir Dingdington's
Private Reserve."
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It's made with "tomahtoes"
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hand-picked by fruit monks.
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- What?
- I heard him talking about it
on the phone once.
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It's expensive
and very hard to find,
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and that's why he doesn't want
to share.
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So that's where he went
with that handful
of French fries.
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Hoarding ketchup?
That's terrible.
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He should be sharing.
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People are struggling.
Just look at them.
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Where's your dad now?
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I. Don't. Know.
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Well, we are gonna find him.
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We can't let this inequity stand
when things are so dire.
Come on.
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Okay, Helen, you need to write
an inspirational song
to lift everyone's spirits.
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No one asked for it,
but they need you now.
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♪ Dry fries, nothing to dip ♪
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♪ Really wish
I had more ketch-ip ♪
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So hungee.
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Stay strong, Bar.
We'll find him.
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Ooh, nice gadget.
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Ugh!
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My dad insists I wear this thing
for the LocateMyKid app.
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It's how he found out
I was trading stock tips
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down by the wharf after school
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instead of going
to volleyball practice.
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Wait, Reggie,
can you reverse-engineer
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the LocateMyKid app so we can
track Roy's watch instead?
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Child's play.
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One hour later...
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Okay.
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Finished.
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Wow, you even made
a little icon of Roy.
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- Impressive.
- Thanks. That took
most of the hour.
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We won't need this
where we're going.
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Salud.
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Look!
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What? "Cats-up"?
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That's not how you spell--
Unless...
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Oh! "Cats up."
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He knew we were tracking him.
He's toying with us.
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Ketchup?
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This is madness.
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Madness!
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Madness... madness...
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Madness!
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You okay, Barry?
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Stay standing, my tower!
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Cats up! Cats up!
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Meow, meow! Meow, meow!
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Barry, what are you doing?
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Barry?
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Ketchup?
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Big, beautiful bottle
of ketchup.
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Three? It's a herd!
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Hi.
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I'm gonna squeeze you!
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Where are you going?
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The fries are just a vehicle
for the sauce.
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He's lost it. He needs ketchup!
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Barry, please.
You're seeing things.
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Kiff, I think you're right.
I've gotta be seeing things,
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'cause I just hallucinated
Candle's dad
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in a giant hot tub of ketchup.
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Uh, come again?
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Oh! I thought we weren't allowed
to eat in the Jacuzzi.
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Right. That's the weird part.
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Oh, crud.
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Shame on you, Roy.
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Holed up in your ivory tower
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with more ketchup
than you can eat
while everyone suffers.
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Oh, so now I'm to blame?
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You'd all be wandering around
in the snow without me.
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I earned this ketchup,
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and if I want to keep it
all for myself...
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...that's my prerogative, kid.
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It's over, Roy.
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We're redistributing
this ketchup to the people!
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Yeah!
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Come and get it.
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No, don't do this, Father.
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Please! We can negotiate!
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No. The time for diplomacy
is over.
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Get him!
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Oh, hey. Power's back.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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My Dingdington's
Private Reserve!
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It's psychosomatic.
Seeing the word "ketchup"
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makes your brain think
you can taste ketchup.
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Now, we'll take turns
going one at a time and--
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So, this is how it ends.
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Whoa!
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Ketchup.
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- Ketchup!
- Hey!
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Don't eat that.
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That's mine.
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My Dingdington's!
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We did it, Barry.
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We righted the injustice.
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We brought "tomahto" ketchup
to the people.
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It's beautiful, Kiff.
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I wrote a song to inspire you. Oh.
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Uh, you're still
gonna want to hear this.
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♪ Dry fries ♪
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♪ Nothing to dip ♪
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♪ Really wish
I had some more ketch-ip ♪