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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff,
Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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Brought to you
by Crumbly's Crumbles.
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Don't touch my Crumbly!
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Kiff, Barry, what are you doing?
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- Uncle Pat is coming to dinner.
- Fun Uncle Pat!
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Yeah. We're setting
a place for him.
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Please put that back.
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Awww!
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Wait, what?
Pat is coming for dinner?
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Yeah! Fun Uncle Pat!
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Fun Uncle Pat! Fun Uncle Pat!
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Fun Uncle Pat. Fun Uncle Pat
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Oh, loosen up, hon.
Uncle Pat is your only brother.
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- Fun Uncle Pat.
- And after dinner,
he'll hop on his motorcycle
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and be out of your hair,
like always.
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Yeah, Dad. Vroom-vroom!
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Fun Uncle Pat!
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Fun Uncle Pat! Fun Uncle Pat!
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Dinner's ready.
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Marty, my favorite brother.
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He's his only brother!
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For me?
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Oh, my gosh!
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You really outdid
yourself, Beryl.
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Mmm. Restaurant quality.
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Wow. Gettin' late.
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Did I ever tell you two
about the time I met
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the on-set hairdresser
from Hot Mail?
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- What? No!
- Tell us!
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Ahem! Look at that.
The clock is accurate.
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- Oh, my. Is that the time?
- Whoa, it's late!
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Oh, my, I have never
been here this late.
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Forgive me, Chatterleys.
It has been, as always,
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a wonderful evening.
I thank you.
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So, breaking news.
My landlady-slash-girlfriend
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dumped-slash-evicted me,
and I currently find myself
with no place to stay.
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Oh, that's terrible, Pat.
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Terrible that we don't have
room for you here.
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Dad, what are you talking about?
Uncle Pat can sleep in my room.
I'll sleep on the couch.
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Oh, thank you.
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That's very nice, Kiff.
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Ow! Dad-- Ow! Why are you
Ow! Kicking me under the tab
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Ow! You did it-- Ow!
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Kiff, can you
go tell your uncle
that breakfast is ready?
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Ow, my back.
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Uncle Pat!
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Uncle Pat?
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Nice room you got here, Kiff.
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I used to have my own room.
Now I don't have anything.
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Oh, uh, well,
you got this suitcase
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with a cool sticker on it
that says Table Town.
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When I bought this suitcase,
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I used to dream
about traveling the world
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and covering it with
stickers from all over.
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But I've never been anywhere
and I never will!
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- Uh, my mom says
that breakfast is ready.
- Oh, boy!
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Can I get anyone anything?
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- I'm good.
- No, thank you.
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- Martin?
- I'm fine.
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More juice? More coffee?
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- No, I'm
- Freshen you up!
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Aw, you filled it to the rim.
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Now I'm gonna spill it
when I take a sip.
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I'm on it!
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Would you stop it?
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I'm just trying
to help out a little,
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earn my keep.
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I gotta lie down!
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I don't want this now.
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Hey, Barry.
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How's fun Uncle Pat?
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Not so fun.
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He's kind of depressed.
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Oh, no.
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I think if he just had a job,
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he could get his life
back on track,
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maybe get a new place to live,
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- maybe even see the world!
- I'll be right over.
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My sister Terri
has had over 40 jobs,
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just in the past year,
and she confided in me
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that the secret of getting
one of these jobs
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is to possess a little thing
known as a resume.
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Resume?
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Barry, I think you mean résumé.
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- Resu-may what?
- You're right, though.
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And Uncle Pat can make one
easily on the Internet.
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Uh oh, okay, yeah.
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Well, it seems
my work here is done.
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Um hmm
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Well, that's just your name.
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Y-You know what?
That's easy. Here.
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And there!
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Uncle Pat?
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What the actual
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Uncle Pat, I just
finished your résumé.
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Oh, cool. Thanks, Kiff.
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Are you gonna look
for a job, or
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Ah, yeah, maybe later.
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Right now,
I'm binging season four
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of Celebrity Has-Been
Pillow Fights.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I had to delete
a bunch of Chubble stuff
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to make room for my shows.
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Hope you don't mind.
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Think I'll have a snack.
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Hey, did you know
that you and I
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have all the same
favorite snacks?
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Crumbly's Crumbles?
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Can't leave those
lying around when I'm here
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'cause I'll eat 'em.
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Maybe a nap
will brighten my spirits.
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Oww! My bad back!
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Hey! Why is my bed
over by the window?
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I can field this one.
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Since I'm probably gonna
be here for a while,
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I moved the bed so it's
closer to the window.
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Better for my sleep apnea.
You know?
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Speaking of which,
time for my nap.
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Please, Dad!
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You gotta ask him to leave.
He's driving me crazy!
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I tried to kick you
under the table,
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but you wouldn't listen.
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I thought I could
help him get a job,
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but I'm starting to think
he doesn't even want one.
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Not everyone has
our work ethic, Kiff.
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- I
- Anybody need anything?
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No. I'm good. Thank you.
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- Martin?
- Nope.
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Okay. Well, if anybody
needs anything,
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I'll be on Kiff's bed,
aka the couch.
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- Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Uncle Pat, wait.
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Your ex-girlfriend-
slash-ex-landlady,
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if she wanted to get
back together, would you?
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Well, yeah, of course.
But she'll never take me back.
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Leave that to me.
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♪ There's someone
we have in mind ♪
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♪ Who's hoping they can find ♪
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♪ The perfect place
to stay in ♪
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♪ Maybe you can weigh in ♪
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♪ And sign on the dotted line ♪
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♪ You don't need
to take a tour ♪
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♪ When you're absolutely sure ♪
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♪ If home is
where the heart is ♪
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♪ Then the hardest part is ♪
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♪ Knowing where
your heart should go ♪
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♪ Do you have
a little room to rent ♪
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♪ In your heart? ♪
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♪ We wanna know
what your stance is ♪
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♪ On second chances ♪
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♪ He'll sign the lease ♪
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♪ Just hand over the keys ♪
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♪ You'll never be apart ♪
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♪ Do you have
a little room to rent ♪
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♪ In your heart? ♪
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♪ He's the perfect tenant
for you ♪
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♪ He doesn't cook, so the place
won't smell like stew ♪
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♪ So what if he finishes
all of your shampoo? ♪
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♪ His love is never overdue ♪
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♪ Do you have
a little room to rent ♪
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♪ In your heart? ♪
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♪ We want to know
what your stance is ♪
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♪ On second chances ♪
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♪ He'll sign the lease,
just hand over the keys ♪
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♪ You'll never be apart ♪
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♪ Do you have
a little room to rent ♪
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♪ In your heart? ♪
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Fine. He can come back.
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But he's gotta pay
all his back rent.
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Huh! You already
brought over my suitcase.
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Yeah, yeah. Love can't wait.
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I'm home.
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You live here?
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Where's all your stuff?
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Where is all my stuff?
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I threw it all out the window.
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The window above the alley
with all those
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clean, neatly stacked
empty boxes?
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No, the other window.
Above the ocean.
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Oh--
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Well, nice to see you, Pat.
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- What?!
- Whoa!
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Uncle Pat, please,
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you don't have to stay here.
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Yeah, you should keep living
at the Chatterleys'.
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- What? No!
- What do you mean no?
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Absolutely not!
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I love you, Pat,
but I can't do it.
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You're always lurking,
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asking if anybody
needs anything.
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And that's a bad thing?
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What do you mean
you're firing me?
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You're a terrible
cruise director.
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You're supposed to be
walking around,
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asking if anybody
needs anything.
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- You're always telling stories.
- You never tell any stories.
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- You're always hovering.
- You don't hover enough.
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- You always
- You never
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refill my drinks!
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Freshen you up. Ha, ha!
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He is the best cruise director
I've ever worked with.
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Does anybody need anything?
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Gee, Martin, if your brother
never came to visit,
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we never would have gotten
this free cruise.
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To fun Uncle Pat.
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Fun Uncle Pat!
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Fun Uncle Pat! Fun Uncle Pat!