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Brought to you by Partials
Department Store.
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Never pay full price
for a crop top.
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Good morning,
Principal Secretary. I
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Helen, I'm setting a boundary.
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This is me time.
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I'm just here to let you know
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I'll be taking
a personal day today.
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Sweepy can sub for me.
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No, no, he can't.
No personal day.
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You've used all your PTO,
and it's January!
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But there's a sale at Partials!
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You know what's never
on sale, Helen?
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A good education.
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I don't care for you.
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I know! It's not there!
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Those jerks at the escape room
told me I had to be 16!
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16? But that's like
four to seven years from now!
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I feel old enough to escape.
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Honestly, we'd be even
better at an escape room
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than a grownup would.
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Yeah, we can totally find clues.
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We can fit through
tiny hidden passageways.
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We can read Morse code.
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Uh, that's just you, Reggie.
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Ahem! Children!
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I can create
an escape room for you.
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- Really?
- Of course!
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Uh, in fact, that's
the assignment for today.
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It's a character exercise.
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Act like characters
who are trapped in a room.
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Okay, all, have fun! Bye!
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Okay! Ha, ha, ha!
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All right, let's get escaping.
Who are you?
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I think he's here
to help us if we get stuck.
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Eh, we won't need him.
Sir, don't help us unless
we're really stuck, okay?
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Everyone, look for clues.
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Ooh, hey! Look what I found!
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Nah, Bar.
It's never that simple.
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- Oh.
- Huh. Anticlimactic.
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Where are we?
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Ahem.
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Hey, it's Helen's
Computer Gremlin!
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Let me just close
this stock photo.
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Ta-da!
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You're inside Helen's computer.
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We're gonna live out
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the rest of our lives
in a computer!
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Eh, probably how my life
was gonna go anyway.
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Okay, everyone relax!
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We'll get out.
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We'd be great
at escaping, remember?
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Hey, an email! What does it say?
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"One-Day-Only Sale at Partials.
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Never pay full price
for a crop top."
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Whoa, Trev,
you can read backwards?
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Yeah, self-taught.
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You just woke up one day
and said,
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"Hey, I'm gonna learn
to read backwards"?
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What else would I do
with my time?
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That email's got a star
next to it.
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Uh-oh.
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Am I delusional,
or did Helen trap us
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so she could go to Partials?
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Yes.
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This is a nightmare!
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Okay, Computer Gremlin,
how do we get out?
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Helen has to enter her password,
and then you can get out.
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How-- how come you can do--?
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Sorry, kid.
It's a Computer Gremlin thing.
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Could you type in
the password for us?
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You said I was
only supposed to help you
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if you get really stuck.
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I know that's what I said.
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Leg up.
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Okay, just have to figure out
Helen's password, then.
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Ahem. Renée, do you mind?
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Ah, but I love the noise
it makes. Just listen!
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- Ooh!
- Wow!
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People! Shh!
I'm trying to think!
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Helen!
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It calls to me.
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Let go of my crop top,
Michaela Oats.
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Hey! Why aren't you in school?
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You're a student!
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Why aren't you in school?
You're a teacher.
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Ugh. I don't know
what her password is.
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Why don't you try
whatever's in that folder
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marked "Password Hint"?
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Reggie, why didn't you
tell me that earlier?
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You told us to "Shh."
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Okay.
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How is that a hint?
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Oh, uh, try "Helen is pretty."
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Helen Helen is hot.
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Eww!
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Helen is fetching?
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"Did you authorize use of your
Bank of Table Town debit card
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for 900 nuts on crop tops
at Partials?"
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Oh, this happens to me
all the time.
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You have to say yes,
or they freeze your card.
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Wait, wait! Push no
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so Helen will have
to come back and let us out.
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"Thank you. Your card will be
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reported stolen immediately."
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Is there a problem, or?
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Hands off me!
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My crop tops! Not my--
Not my crop tops!
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Help!
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Trevor, what does it say?
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Helen just Tooted out,
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"I'm being held
in mall jail indefinitely.
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#FreeHelen."
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Let me out!
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Now she's re-Tooting her
own Toot.
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- Cringe.
- Dang it!
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We're never getting out of here.
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"Your computer is at 5% battery
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and will shut down soon."
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What does that mean for us?
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When Helen's computer shuts off,
you all get rebooted
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and you'll lose
all your memories.
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What?
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It's not so bad.
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I've been wiped 347 times.
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You just gotta go with the flow.
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- Why are you minimizing this?
- We're doomed!
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What do we do?
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
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Wait, wait! Calm down!
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I have a plan.
I'm gonna go up there
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and send an email to P.S.
He'll come get us out.
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- But how?
- Renée
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Way ahead of you, boss.
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Children. Stuck.
In. My. Computer.
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I. Did. It.
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Come. Save. Us.
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Computer. Dying.
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Attached.
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And send!
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Ugh.
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Means it wasn't delivered.
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He never reads
emails from Helen.
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You're telling us this now?
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Ugh, fine. Computer Gremlin,
we are really stuck.
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Please help.
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Honey, I know stuck,
and you ain't it.
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No, we are! We're really stuck!
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No, you're really gonna lose
all your memory.
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It's a huge difference.
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- Let's eat him.
- What is wrong with you?
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Trevor! You little freak!
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I guess this is why
there's age restrictions
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for escape rooms.
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It's been nice knowing you all.
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Sorry I couldn't get us
out of here.
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You did your best, Kiff.
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Thanks, buddy.
Everyone gave it their all.
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Candle, it's great you know
all that credit card stuff.
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Reggie, our editor,
the invisible art.
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Trevor, so cool
you can read backwards.
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Ugh. I practiced
for three months using a mirror.
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Three months, huh? Oh.
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Renée, you--
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Wait a minute. Using a mirror?
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The picture of Helen
looking in the mirror!
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Helen backwards!
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Trevor!
What is "Helen" backwards?
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Neleh!
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Kiff, you did it!
You got us out of there!
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We all did it! Ha, ha, ha!
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That was the best
escape room ever!
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You-you really think
I can pull this off?
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Oh, honey,
I don't think, I know.
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You're killing it!
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Chirp.