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琪芙!

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琪芙!琪芙!

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琪芙!琪芙...

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琪芙!琪芙...

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琪芙!琪芙...

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琪芙!

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小松鼠的歡樂生活

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{\an8}博德船蠟贊助播出
讓寶貝船兒閃閃發光,寶貝

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{\an8}集名:海倫校長

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{\an8}我打賭是要全校突擊測驗

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{\an8}不對,大概是校長獲頒

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最佳校長牌匾

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- 校長做得好
- 大家肅靜

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請歡迎新校長

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海倫校長

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歡...迎

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校長人呢?

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我們敬愛的老校長
參與了一個教育人員的郵輪之旅

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將離開一個星期

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他留下妳負責?

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- 胡說八道!
- 我也覺得是胡說八道!

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哈囉,我叫海倫,我來試鏡...

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等一下,不是這段,另一段!

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- 是校長拍的
- 嗨

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把...校長...
之位...交給...海倫...謝謝

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校長的確是這麼說話的,所以...

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很榮幸獲信賴擔任這個職位

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讓我們聊聊,輕鬆交流

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她把椅子反過來坐
就像我們年輕人一樣

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我們都知道校長需要度個假

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他為了大家那麼努力工作

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這就是為什麼我們都應該自發出一分力

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加油,桌鎮加油!

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不會吧

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這樣吧,把書丟一旁

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我不在乎,我們不需要書,丟了它!

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數學就在我們身邊

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我們要學習從生活中學習

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我們喜歡海倫校長!

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- 她了解我們
- 海倫校長好棒

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- 她是英雄
- 我竟然和成年人有共鳴!

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局長,這些小孩需要希望

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快把青年戶外煮食日的資金匯給我!

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不然我就辭職!

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妳在做什麼,海倫校長?

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這是海倫幫手的報名表

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如果我遇到困難

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我可能要召集一些學生挺身而出

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- 我們願意
- 聽起來很棒

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(海倫小幫手!)

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- 所以是什麼事...
- 琪芙和貝瑞

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請向海倫校長報到

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(校長室)

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我的小幫手

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妳需要我們幫...懂了

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我只是想試試這個廣播器有沒有壞

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沒壞

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我想...我會用了

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妳確定不需要幫忙?例如幫忙整理?

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凌亂的辦公室使頭腦混亂

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校長是這麼說的

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妳說得對,是有點亂,怎會這樣?

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放心,我喜歡整理東西

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妳想要我們怎麼整理
按字母順序排列?按尺寸?顏色?

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琪芙,身為教育人員

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我知道應該是我要教導妳

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但我現在明白,其實是妳在教導我

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海倫,妳太振奮人心了

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- 最起碼讓我們打掃整理吧
- 我們全心全意支持妳

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{\an8}(桌鎮小學)

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(勇於追夢,親親抱抱,海倫)

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助手一號和二號來了
你們完成所有任務了?

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是的,校長,很高興為妳服務
但我們該回到教室了

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等等...在你們走之前,還有最後一件事

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讓我們一起練一下台詞

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台詞?海倫,我不認為...

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琪芙,這是很重要的練習

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讓我能為了學校成為最棒的校長

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琪芙,妳不討厭...

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桌鎮小學,對吧?

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什麼?我嗎?我愛桌鎮小學

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來唸台詞吧

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「布斯維茲校長,妳太棒了」

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「很榮幸獲得信賴,擔任這個職位」

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把椅子拿過來
「讓我們聊聊,輕鬆交流」

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「身為教育人員
我知道應該是我要教導妳」

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「但我現在明白,其實是妳在教導我」

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聽起來好熟悉

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「我愛奇里高中的所有學生」

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- 奇里高中?
- 沒人說什麼奇里高中

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疑神疑鬼,我還有約,再見

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羅伊福克斯,我叫海倫

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我是來參加《熱爆校長》試鏡的

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我們不舉辦試鏡

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我們會挑選一位一線明星擔任主演

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電影得要賺錢才行,親愛的

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所以你的意思是...

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如果我自帶資金

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就可以演校長的角色?

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哪裡可以弄到快錢?

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保安

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海倫今天的行為很古怪,對吧?

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沒錯,很可疑

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大概和我在她的垃圾桶裡

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找到的這張收據無關吧

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等一下,這是校長郵輪旅行的收據

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怎麼會在海倫那邊?

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《熱爆校長》?

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哈囉,我叫海倫

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我來試鏡《熱爆校長》的角色

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- 怎麼回事?
- 作為一位演員

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我深入揣摩角色
事實上,我現在是桌鎮小學的校長

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我升上這個職位的唯一原因

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就是為了全心投入這個角色

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什麼?海倫並不是挺身而出

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她只是想踏上紅地毯

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她騙了我們!

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只要想辦法逃避校長真正的工作

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我要找幾個笨蛋來幫忙
對了,琪芙和貝瑞

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海倫那個無賴

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貝瑞,你怎麽這麽冷靜?

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因為校長很快就會回來了

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說真的,只有一星期
海倫能搞多少破壞?

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(出售)

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我們得把校長找回來

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(僅限校長)

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- 謝了,好心人
- 不客氣

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我們的船蠟打得非常漂亮
才能以破紀錄的速度到達

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現在我們只要找到...

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校長?

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琪芙和貝瑞
你們兩個混小子怎麼會在這裡?

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- 校長!我們要跟你說一件緊急...
- 我的歌開始了!

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幫我拿著開胃小菜

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(郵輪卡拉OK)

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好了

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開始了

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當你出海時,忘掉責任

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是如此容易

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或許你終究要回到陸地

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所有美好事物都會終結

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但我的情況不同!

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我玩得超開心

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我永遠不會回去

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我玩得超開心

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我絕不回去,我絕不回家

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一起來!

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- 上啊!
- 好!

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我們不回去

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我玩得超開心

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我永遠不會回去

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我玩得超開心

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我絕不回去

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我絕不回家

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妳剛才想說什麼?
快點說,我現在有女友了

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海倫要賣掉學校,我們需要你幫助!

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太可怕了,還好不再是我的問題了

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你...你會拯救學校的,對吧?

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開什麼玩笑?
妳沒聽到我剛剛唱的歌嗎?

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我喜歡戀愛的感覺!

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海倫,在妳出售學校之前
有一個人妳必須見見

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沒錯,我是潛在買家,而我...

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什麼玩意?這所學校簡直是一場災難!

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工藝粗糙,結構脆弱

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冷靜一點
看來這所學校就是垃圾,賣不掉了

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別擔心,我早就知道這所學校是垃圾

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所以我沒有要賣

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妳沒有?萬歲!

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我要把它送人

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一旦我把學校送你

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你就會讓我主演《熱爆校長》,對吧?

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不行,但妳會獲得製作人的頭銜

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我演製作人?

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等等,你不能這麼做,想想孩子們

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抱歉,孩子們,這筆交易太划算了

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我可以以低成本拍攝《熱爆校長》

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故事的女主角再次獲勝

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別做夢了

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校長!

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我回來了,我不會讓妳摧毀學校的

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- 太好了!
- 太好了!

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- 什麼聲音?
- 我就知道你不會讓我們失望的

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我以為你滿足於
和你那個笨女友一起在海上生活

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我發現郵輪之旅雖然好玩

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教育孩子才是我真正熱情所在
還有,我被甩了

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- 太好了!
- 我們成功了!

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桌鎮小學才是我的女友

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來不及了

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我剛剛簽署文件
把學校賣給羅伊福克斯了

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校長,你提醒了我這部電影的真正意義

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- 什麼?
- 請當我電影的主演

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- 什麼?
- 什麽電影

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都出去!我要好好整理

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琪芙、貝瑞,謝謝你們

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我猜這段時間以來,你以為你在教我

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但在某種程度上,我也在教你

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什麼?才沒有,那說不通

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你們是學生,我教導你們,快去上課!

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這個地方真是亂糟糟

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這就是人生

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校長...

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你一定要主演我的電影

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為了學生們,好吧!

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《熱爆校長》

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我會拯救學校!

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拍得很好