1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,880 Field Marshal Montgomery's Rolls-Royce. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,360 It's a green light, it's a go. 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,560 Thank you very much. 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,680 It's the best and most important car we've ever worked on. 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,560 It's a Topolino! 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,040 It's called a little mouse. 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,400 I'd like it running and the electrics sorted. 8 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,560 I'm a bit worried 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,360 because the cost of the restoration way outstrips the value of the car. 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,440 Which means it may be about to depart this earth. 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,960 It's nearly three years 12 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,800 since the Smallest Cog opened its doors. 13 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,840 The business still owes me a fortune. 14 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,320 I've been hiding bank statements. 15 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,520 I'm basically running a social club! 16 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,560 So, it's time for a big shake-up. 17 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,240 Clock in in the morning, clock onto a job. 18 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,360 The dawn of a new era. 19 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,200 But not everyone likes change. 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,640 I am very nervous about all of it. 21 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,800 This isn't gonna tell me what to do! I'll tell you that for nothing. 22 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:51,920 We make history 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,160 with our most important restoration yet. 24 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,800 Did Montgomery or Churchill ever imagine you sitting in it? 25 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,040 Probably not. 26 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,800 The work must be completed on time. 27 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,000 Oh, she's eager! 28 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,000 Can we race into a bright new future 29 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,120 with me at the wheel? 30 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,400 Oh, oh, oh! 31 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 (THEME MUSIC) 32 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,120 (BIRDS CHIRP) 33 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,040 This isn't just any old morning. 34 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,680 This is the dawn of a new era. 35 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,000 We've got a new manager starting today 36 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,400 at The Smallest Cog. 37 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,320 He's called Jamie. He's ex Morgan. 38 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,560 Where he did about 20 years 39 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:49,640 and not only does he bring managerial experience running teams, 40 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,360 he's also hands on. 41 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,840 Richard's made it very clear, 42 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,600 he's brought me in for one reason, 43 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,520 and that's to get the company to make some money, 44 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,800 because they're not. 45 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:00,880 I run a tight ship, 46 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,680 and at the moment it's not running very tight, 47 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,160 because there's no-one here. 48 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,360 That's gonna change. 49 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,720 Oh, he's here already. 50 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,440 Hold on Cog, for what's about to happen to you. 51 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,600 Right. 52 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,760 Morning. Morning, Richard. 53 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,120 You OK? I'm alright. How are you? 54 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,440 Yeah, good thank you. 55 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,560 Right. That's us. 56 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,280 There is some work around that Fiat Topolino. 57 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,080 That's still quite a lot of work by the looks. 58 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,800 Yeah. Then over here is the Rolls-Royce. 59 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,440 How are we getting on with that? 60 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,680 It's not, it's not ahead of where it should be. 61 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,160 Right. So, when do the staff arrive? 62 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,040 We're very casual about that. Sort of in the morning. 63 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,720 Right. So, we'll have to, sort that out. 64 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,400 And then the kettle's in there. Would you like a cup of tea? 65 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,480 Today we're being visited by the MOD. 66 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,080 To look at Monty's Rolls-Royce. 67 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,440 The job was spot repairs, 68 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,560 but then Neil took it upon himself, well, to go mad... 69 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:11,640 (MACHINE WHIRS) 70 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,280 Aw! Wait! Priceless car. 71 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,200 It's got to come off! Oh, god! 72 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,640 He's taken all of the paint off. 73 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,840 The key thing is 74 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:31,520 that is in direct contradiction of the orders of a brigadier. 75 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,640 So, he's not seen it? 76 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,280 No, he doesn't know we've done that. 77 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,440 Neil and Anthony. 78 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,800 We can discuss it with them, they'll be here soon. 79 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,600 Any minute now they will, erm... Woosh! 80 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,760 (BIRDS CHIRP) 81 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,800 Any minute now. 82 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,920 Might be time to make another cup of tea... 83 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,040 or a roast. 84 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,200 Right. 85 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,800 Someone's early today. 86 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,040 One of Richard's new toys, no doubt. 87 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,560 Gentlemen. Hello. Jamie. 88 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,720 You've met Anthony, but today is Jamie starting. 89 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,160 You alright, mate? Yeah. Good, you? 90 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,840 First day. Yeah. 91 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,400 And, a busy day 92 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:28,520 because MOD are gonna be arriving in about an hour. 93 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,000 To look at the Rolls. 94 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,400 So, let's just get the thing out and have a look 95 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,640 and see what they're gonna see. 96 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,600 Feeling we're gonna be in trouble. A lot. 97 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,560 Right. It's out. 98 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,520 So, I'm the Brigadier, representing his Majesty's Army. 99 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,320 They're gonna go something like... Aah! Where's all the paint gone? 100 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,440 In military terms what we've done is, 101 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,760 we're in a war situation, 102 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,840 they've sent out a command to an officer, 103 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,000 "Right you, take that bridge and hold it." 104 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,600 Yeah. He's levelled the entire country. 105 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,440 Yep, but it had to be done. OK. 106 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,280 How many weeks have we got to deadline? 107 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,560 How many weeks have we got to deadline? 108 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,040 How many weeks have we got to deadline? 109 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,880 How many weeks... No! Jamie's just joined! 110 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,240 He doesn't know. 111 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,800 I'll let you in on a little insight. 112 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,320 I was sat in there last week rubbing that down 113 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,400 and I had a vision of Winston Churchill 114 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,640 and Field Marshal Montgomery standing at the car, 115 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,800 staring at me and going, "This car's got to be right. 116 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,160 "And we can't do half a job. 117 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,240 "And that's not half a job. That is a proper job." 118 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,160 Here they are. 119 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,760 Oh, god. 120 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,120 Please understand what we've done. Please get it. 121 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,280 Standing up straight. 122 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,360 (DRUM ROLLS) 123 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,440 Morning, Richard. How are you? Very well. Mike. Nice to see you. 124 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,080 Thanks. Yeah, yeah. Excellent. 125 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,560 Yeah. Nice to see you again. Hi. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. 126 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,480 Hi. Good to see you again. 127 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,640 Right. Just before we go in. 128 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,280 What are you expecting to see? What are you anticipating seeing? 129 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,880 I hope to see Montgomery's Rolls-Royce 130 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,440 in a reasonable condition, 131 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,720 on its way to looking beautiful 132 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,840 so that we can get it ready for D-Day. 133 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,760 The best thing is just come and see it. 134 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,320 Let's OK, well, let's go have a look. 135 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,320 After you. After you. 136 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,760 Oh, thank you. Simon, Brigadier. 137 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,560 It's over there. 138 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,960 It's the large Rolls-Royce shaped thing. 139 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,040 Come on in, we'll go around this side and have a look. 140 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,320 Richard. 141 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,680 Yeah. Here is your car. 142 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,240 Oh, dear. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Yeah. 143 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,960 What... what you would have noticed is the lack of paint. 144 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,360 Yes. Yes. 145 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,520 Wow. Neil. That is significant. 146 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,720 So, there is a lot less paint 147 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,200 and a lot more bare metal than I was expecting. 148 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:53,160 I can understand your concern, but this is good news 149 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,440 because there was so much paint on that car. 150 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,800 Had we followed the original idea 151 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,680 of doing spot repairs, blowing, blending in that paint, 152 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:01,760 what would have happened 153 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,280 was we would have got to the 11th hour 154 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,440 when it was just ready to go, and the paint would have reacted. 155 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,960 The reaction was a particular concern of Neil's 156 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,800 because, none of the paint was original, 157 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,320 underneath it was grey primer which also wasn't original. 158 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,080 To actually strip back the patches 159 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,280 and then paint on top of about 0.25 inch of paint 160 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,680 and blend it, 161 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,400 you'd have ended up with a patchwork quilt. 162 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,280 It would have looked like Frankenstein's Rolls-Royce. 163 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:29,760 I'm so pleased to see her stripped back like this. 164 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,760 I know, that probably sounds really, really bizarre. 165 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,280 Really pleased to hear you say that. Just sayin'! 166 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,360 I hope that I look this good naked when I'm 85. 167 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,200 My real concern is whether it will be finished on time 168 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,120 for D-Day because this car is in France, 169 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,280 quite possibly with His Majesty, 170 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,360 President of the United States, 171 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,240 and a whole bunch of veterans, 172 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,520 some of whom probably saw this car 173 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,680 crossing the beach 80 years ago. 174 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,240 And they will want to see this car in its glory. 175 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:09,040 Right. We will deliver. I promise I won't let you down. 176 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:13,000 Thank you. See you soon. You're hanging back on purpose. 177 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,760 Richard? Yes. 178 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,560 You have to finish on time. For Pete's sake. 179 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:20,400 You cannot be late. It would be disastrous. 180 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,320 OK. We'll do it. We'll get it there. 181 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,880 Thank you very much. Nice to see you. 182 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,960 (DRUM ROLLS) 183 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,000 Well, I think we got away with that. 184 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,200 Just. Yeah. 185 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,520 What do you think? Are we gonna do it? 186 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,080 Well, as it's my first day, 187 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:46,400 I really need to see how the lads work. 188 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,840 The pace. OK. 189 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,120 It is tight. 190 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,440 Yeah. Very tight. 191 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,920 So, if you spend the rest of the day to look at the guys, 192 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,240 the way they work. 193 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,800 And based on what you've seen, 194 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,520 let's talk end of day about meeting that deadline... 195 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,880 Yeah, definitely. ..and see if we can hit it. 196 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,600 Right. Yeah. I'll speak to you later. 197 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,800 OK. 198 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,240 Oh, I'll just plug this in, shall I? Oh, yeah. 199 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:22,720 Now, I've got to climb Kilimanjaro to put every plug in. 200 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,920 My pet hate. 201 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,680 See, you couldn't make it up, could you? 202 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,640 I hate this job. It's time to empty the oil drum. 203 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,360 Everyone puts this off and leaves as long as possible. 204 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,400 But you got a series of valves to close, 205 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,960 and then you pressurise the oil container, 206 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,920 and then it comes out into the waste oil drum. 207 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,920 So, got to be very careful with this. 208 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,360 Right. That's open. 209 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,960 So, if I put that airline on there now, 210 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,520 I don't know what's open and what's closed. 211 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,440 So, it's gonna have full air pressure out the top. 212 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,960 Just put a bit of safety there. 213 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,080 Same as defusing a bomb. I don't like this. 214 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,960 Aah! 215 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,520 Now, I'm just covered in oily, nasty mess. 216 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,480 Oh. Four hours cleaning up now. 217 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,680 Biggest concern with this now is this door, 218 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,200 because originally 219 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,720 I think this was caused by bomb damage in World War II. 220 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,560 In the Blitz. Somebody repaired the bottom. 221 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,560 But you can see it's all distorted. 222 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,720 So, we need to get rid of that. 223 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,080 So what I'm going to do is warm the metal up. 224 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,080 When it cools down, it contracts, it shrinks. 225 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,400 If that works. 226 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:01,200 And then what that will do will pull all this excess metal in. 227 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,320 It's like a facelift, but for a 1940s door. 228 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,840 You can actually see it's swelling up. 229 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,800 It's really springy there. 230 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,280 But where that it's really stiff, 231 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,040 which is a good sign for what we want. 232 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,720 How's it going? 233 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,520 Well, it's slow and laborious, 234 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,960 but you can tell how hard it 235 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,240 is because this is a pile of sweat, I'm stood in. 236 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,920 Right. When I put this ruler on there. 237 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,680 I can actually look down that blade. 238 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,000 There's no gap under that blade, look. 239 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,240 That's looking much better. 240 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,520 I'm chuffed to bits with that to be honest. 241 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,440 I'm really chuffed to bits with that. 242 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,840 You've saved the panel, haven't you? 243 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,320 That's still a door 244 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,280 that Winston Churchill or Field Marshal Montgomery 245 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,920 was leaning on whilst having a fag and looking at Normandy, wasn't it? 246 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,440 So, it's still that door. 247 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,880 So, you still got a fair bit to do then? 248 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,880 A lot, a lot to do. Yeah. 249 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,040 Yo! 250 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,240 Alright? Yeah. Not too bad. You? 251 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,240 So, how was it? 252 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,880 There's no doubting the skill of the lads. 253 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,120 They're really skilful. 254 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,840 The key thing I'm gonna come to is the Rolls? 255 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,240 Can we get it done for D-Day? 256 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,120 I just don't think we're gonna get it done. 257 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,120 We need more hands on deck because Neil just can't do it. 258 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,360 But what, do you want, a recruitment drive? 259 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,040 Do I put an advert in the paper? 260 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:43,080 That's a good idea. But I need someone like tomorrow. 261 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,480 Right. Leave it with me. I will try and find a solution. 262 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,840 Perfect. I'm not panicking. 263 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,400 See you in the morning Perfectly calm. 264 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,280 Yeah, right. 265 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,640 With just six weeks to get the Rolls done, 266 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:09,120 I've had no choice but to ask my friendly landlord Hadrian 267 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,480 for a favour. 268 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:14,080 It's gonna cost me big dime, but needs must... 269 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,920 You alright, Neil? Hiya, Matt. You alright? 270 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,520 You're in the wrong place, aren't you? 271 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,240 Hadrian's sent me to lend a hand on the Rolls. 272 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,960 Honestly? Oh, oh, oh, come on in. 273 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,640 I'll show you where the Rolls-Royce is... 274 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,400 Come on, come on. Let's go. Let's do it. 275 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,320 Can't tell you how relieved I am to see Matt 276 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,600 down there on the Workshop floor. 277 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,560 He trained as an automotive fabricator, 278 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,560 that's what he is, not just the heavy-duty stuff for Hadrian's. 279 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,520 Which means he can do all the finer stuff 280 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,600 we need to get that Rolls across the line. 281 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:48,240 Thrown in the deep end, priceless Rolls-Royce, 282 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,160 it's a little bit crazy, but I've got my work cut out. 283 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,880 Definitely. 284 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,960 But the Rolls isn't the only problem child 285 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,040 down there right now, 286 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,280 that little Fiat Topolino has been here for weeks. 287 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,880 Mostly because Ant's been chasing parts 288 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,840 for it all over Europe. 289 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:10,280 The owner Brian's spent several times its value already, 290 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,840 but he wants to keep going, thank goodness. 291 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,360 The new engine has finally arrived for it. 292 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,120 Look at that, brand new reconditioned engine, 293 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,880 all the way from Switzerland. 294 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,200 So, now, I've just got to hope that Anthony can make it live. 295 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,600 It's got to work. 296 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,520 Not many people would understand that 297 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,200 spending so much money on 298 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,760 a little old classic car is worth it, 299 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,800 but this just shows the man's passion for his car. 300 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,440 So, now, the bit I've been looking forward to actually, 301 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,600 since this has arrived, 302 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,400 getting the little engine out 303 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,200 and there's not many cars you can do this with, 304 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,880 you can actually lift an engine out of a box. 305 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:51,960 So, this is where my workout has been helping me hopefully. 306 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,880 Oh, look at that. All 13hp. 307 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,280 Ooh. 308 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,440 My washing machines got more power than this. 309 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,920 Right, before I get on to fitting the engine 310 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,360 into this little Topolino, 311 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:17,080 I've got to solve another problem, ignition switches. 312 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,000 Brian supplied me with a new one 313 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,000 because the old one hasn't got a key. 314 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,320 But the new one is completely different. 315 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,200 This is the original switch. Look at the wire inputs. 316 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,240 It's got one, two, three, four, five. 317 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,080 The new one is wrong. 318 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,640 Because this has got one, two, three. 319 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,280 There's obviously something missing in this switch, 320 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,520 which is all the headlights and stuff, 321 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,880 which is a rather big pain. 322 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,880 I just keep wondering when is this car ever gonna leave? 323 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,840 Which for the workshop isn't good 324 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,600 because it's taking up space and time 325 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,760 and that costs money. 326 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,720 Hi, Soph. Hiya. You alright? 327 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,960 I've got issues with this Fiat. 328 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,520 What's wrong? OK. Brian ordered a new ignition. 329 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,520 So, this is the original one out of the car. 330 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,640 Then this is the new one, which is totally wrong. 331 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,240 Where do we stand now? 332 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,960 I'm gonna try to make this one work. 333 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,560 Yeah. 334 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,840 I have no ignition key. 335 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,920 Right. 336 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,440 And the key that fits that one does not fit that one. 337 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,440 This Topolino is just fighting on every single corner. 338 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,920 It's like it doesn't want to leave. 339 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,840 Is it glued? Or nailed? I don't know. 340 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,080 What's that there? 341 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,280 Oh, that spider has been in there for 80 years. 342 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,400 Probably his great great grandad came over from France 343 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,360 and has lived in this door all his life. 344 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,480 But he's about to start a new life with The Smallest Cog. 345 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,560 Come on, little lad. Yeah, look at that. 346 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,680 He's perfectly camouflaged there 347 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,800 from living in that Rolls-Royce for 80 years. 348 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,560 And generation to generation's 349 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,040 gone the same colour as the wood, look. 350 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,600 He'll be perfectly fine there. 351 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,200 High five! Ooh! 352 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:29,040 New manager Jamie reckons long-term we need even more workshop staff. 353 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,960 So, me and Neil are on a special mission. 354 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,960 We're booked to appear on stage 355 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,080 at the NEC to kick-off our hunt for new recruits. 356 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,760 Shopping for people? Exactly. 357 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,440 That's-that's probably illegal. 358 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,840 Well, it's... Pretty sure it is. 359 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,680 I know it is. 360 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,680 The NEC Classic Car and Restoration Show 361 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,600 will be awash with keen mechanics and fabricators. 362 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,600 Making it the perfect platform to announce our recruitment drive. 363 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,960 Erm. 364 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,200 Somebody is going to be introducing us in 32 minutes. 365 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,120 We're not far off. 366 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,280 We're far enough away that at this rate, 367 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,920 we could be 1:30 hours getting there. 368 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,400 I'm a bit worried because it says there's 20.5mi there... 369 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,240 It's degrees, you pillock. Oh, god. 370 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,640 Well, I can't see it, can I? 371 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,200 No. Do you see? 372 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,560 That's why we need new, younger staff. 373 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,960 (PHONE RINGS) 374 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,120 Hello. Hello, Richard. 375 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:35,240 It's Andrea from the show. Just want to find out where you are. 376 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,680 Er, we're... we're... we're pretty much there. 377 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,920 Yeah. We're. Yeah. 378 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,240 If we're late, how bad is that? 379 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,760 Er, we've got a pretty packed schedule, so... 380 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,800 Can you switch us around 381 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,440 and maybe bring the dancing monkeys in earlier, 382 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,520 and then we'll go on. 383 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,840 We'll do our best. OK. See you in a bit. Bye. 384 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,160 Bye. We're dead. 385 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,040 In three minutes time now we're gonna have Paul Callum 386 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,080 on the live stage with Richard Hammond. 387 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,200 Get yourself comfortable, 388 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,440 get your opera glasses out if you're near the back. 389 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,240 This is down to the wire. 390 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,040 We're supposed to be on a stage somewhere. 391 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,440 Yeah, just go straight. Straight down there? 392 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,000 I'm desperate for a pee. 393 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,320 Are we on now? Is he here? 394 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,520 Oh, hello Ladies and gentlemen, 395 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,040 a big round of applause for Richard Hammond. 396 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,320 Sorry, we're late. 397 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,000 Why did you get tall chairs, we can't get on them? 398 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,800 You are actually here to recruit? You're actually here today... 399 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,120 You could come and work for these two gentlemen. 400 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,080 If you are talented or willing to become talented. 401 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,520 Neil's passion is for finding those skills 402 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,720 in people and bringing them on. 403 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,800 So, Neil, what we're looking for. Come on, give us the pitch. 404 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,160 Well, if you think about it, 405 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,000 it's a bit like the army, we're the old guard. 406 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,480 But then you've got the-the soldiers, 407 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,280 the young people, the privates, the people starting out. 408 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,880 And we... You can't say privates. 409 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,280 Because she has to do sign language for that. 410 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,680 And it's very... Hey! 411 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,840 Me being me. 412 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,160 I have big plans to expand and grow the business, 413 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:24,960 but the whole lifeblood of it literally is the people in there. 414 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,400 So, if you're interested, seriously, 415 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,000 and you wanna put your name forwards, 416 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,280 there are forms over there, is that how we're doing it? 417 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,400 Next to Oliver. 418 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,960 If you go over to where Oliver is, you all know Oliver. 419 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,200 Are we really posting them through Oliver's window? 420 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,440 Yeah, we're posting through Oliver's window... 421 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,640 Neil, do the poster 'The Smallest Cog needs'... 422 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,400 You, you, you. Rubbish. 423 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,240 I think that went alright in the end. 424 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,320 Neil did well. 425 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,960 I think he's now elected himself our one-man recruitment office 426 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,080 and he's trying to meet everybody at the show. 427 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,320 You look like, sort of, man who could be an apprentice. 428 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,760 It's like being press ganged. 429 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,600 Once you've signed that, it's all over. 430 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,400 You never know, he might come back with a name. 431 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,480 That's for you. 432 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,000 You start off making tea, sweeping up. 433 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,320 But out there could be 434 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,080 the member of the team we've been looking for. 435 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,640 Hello, gentlemen. 436 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,280 Now, this is a bit like Charlie Ricketts, 437 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,440 whatever his name was. 438 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,200 And you could be having that golden ticket. 439 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,920 And the lucky winner gets to work with us. 440 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 You can all start Monday, I reckon. 441 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,080 (WESTERN MUSIC) 442 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,480 The little Fiat. 443 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:39,040 All we've got for it is ignition, wiring loom. 444 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,480 But the main thing we're missing, the key. 445 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,760 Which without a key, the Fiat is no more. 446 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,880 So, the time is now 8:00 in the morning, 447 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,680 and I'm gonna try and get into Hereford 448 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,880 as early as I can before work to try and see Dilwyn, 449 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,520 who owns a key place, 450 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,320 which, I got to be honest with you, is like an Aladdin's cave. 451 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,200 If anyone has got anything to make a key for this car, 452 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,000 it's Dilwyn. 453 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,920 If he hasn't got it, then we are in massive trouble. 454 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,360 (SEAGULL SQUAWKS) 455 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,560 Here we are... 456 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,840 Dilwyn. 457 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,560 Oh, right... You're the man... 458 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,520 Anthony from The Small Cog. That's it. 459 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,200 Right? Yeah. Yeah. You got a problem? 460 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,080 Yeah. God, that's an old one innit? 461 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,720 1936. 462 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,120 Christ, a bit of history on that. 463 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,520 There is... 464 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,080 Yeah, looking at it, to be honest with you, 465 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,880 it is quite weird, isn't that? 466 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:43,320 One locking station only on it. 467 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,960 Yet the apparatus is very well made. 468 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,040 Yeah, but if you can make me a key... 469 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,240 Erm... 470 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,440 out the back, I've got this little box 471 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,440 and I'm sure a small selection of flat keys 472 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,200 which got wide bases. 473 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,720 If you give me about 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 474 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,320 I can come up with something. 475 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,720 Perfect. You are the man. 476 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,720 Look at that. 477 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,520 Wants to have quite a wide base. 478 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,000 Most of these, believe it or not, are off American cars. 479 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,640 I think, to be honest with you, that one there looks to me, 480 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,720 as if the section is right, he is the right width. 481 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,920 There's two of those. So, yes... 482 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,920 So, what would you do now then. Would you trim? 483 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,480 Yeah, well, what we'll do is shave down the edges, 484 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:49,320 take it far enough to the depth stop and make sure that it's tight. 485 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400 Yeah. 486 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,480 And basically, it will be bingo then. 487 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,840 So, you reckon you can make that fit. 488 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,360 Yeah. That one's perfect in every way. 489 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,280 I'll tell you what, if you're happy, it's not rocket science. 490 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,360 20-pound? 491 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,760 Mate, yeah, that's brilliant. Absolutely perfect. 492 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,640 Deal done. Thank you. Cheers mate! Ta! 493 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,320 (BIRDS CHIRP) 494 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,800 You like that? That's beautiful. 495 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,920 Yeah. You like that, don't you? 496 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,040 To anybody else that looks like a mess don't? 497 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,760 But to us, we know that looks straight. 498 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,000 Rolls-Royce'd be proud of that. 499 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,520 It's a wonder they don't get on the phone 500 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,960 and offer me a job this afternoon. 501 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,440 I've got all the applications here from the NEC. 502 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,520 The majority of them are almost love letters to the Cog. 503 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,600 Or to Richard. 504 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,120 Or just point blank taking the Mickey. 505 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,000 I mean, I've got one here from a Mr Mouse, a Michael Mouse 506 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,040 if we're a on first name basis. 507 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:04,400 He loves making cheese, especially vintage cheddar. 508 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,840 Not really what we're looking for, 509 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,000 although he does live in a commutable distance to Hereford, 510 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,240 so, it's not all bad. 511 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,360 It's still going in the no pile. 512 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,880 It's not filling me with much hope, 513 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,040 that our pile of no's is more than my pile of maybes 514 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:22,560 so, we might have to come up with a different approach to this, 515 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,080 because this clearly isn't working. 516 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,640 There's got to be people out there that we're looking for. 517 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,800 I mean, who wouldn't wanna work here? 518 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,760 It's just the field of dreams. 519 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:46,120 Been to see Dilwyn and the man has worked his magic. 520 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,720 He has actually made me a key. 521 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,480 So, now is the actual scary bit of trying to wire it up. 522 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,200 And I have never, ever wired up a car so old. 523 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,000 But it's a new wiring loom. 524 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:01,320 So, as long as we don't have a fire or wires burning, 525 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,440 then I'll be a very happy boy today. 526 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,640 OK. 527 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,360 Let's go. 528 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,120 Bet this has been a very long time 529 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,680 since this switch actually had 12 Volts flowing through it. 530 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,680 It's like one of these films when they try and defuse a bomb. 531 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,240 Finally. This is the moment of truth. 532 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,520 I have now got an ignition light. 533 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,560 I can now start to see the light at the end of the tunnel. 534 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,680 (BIRDS CHIRP) 535 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,520 (ENGINE REVS) 536 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,240 Our recruitment efforts so far 537 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,160 haven't been successful to be honest. 538 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,520 So, we're gonna have a change of plan 539 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,640 and we're gonna up the ante, 540 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,040 and we're gonna have a recruitment day 541 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,760 at the Smallest Cog on the weekend, 542 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,920 and get some local people in. 543 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,280 So, I'm off to Sunshine Radio to spread the good word. 544 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,480 I'm quite excited, but there's a lot of responsibility 545 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,680 because the main thing with it, it's live, 546 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,360 so, you can't rewind, 547 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,200 if you say something wrong about it. 548 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,320 You've got to think... 549 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,400 (COUGHS) 550 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,480 ..the day to get a cough and here it is. 551 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,480 Soph. Yeah. 552 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,120 Sunshine radio, quick. Oh, is he on? 553 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,440 Dad's on, yeah. It's his big debut. 554 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,080 If you're a fan of cars, 555 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,800 and you watch Richard Hammond's Workshop, 556 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,040 which comes from the fantastic facility 557 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,520 they've got at Rotherwas in Hereford. 558 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,720 Then you'll... Fantastic. 559 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,240 ..be well aware that Neil Greenhouse is very much... 560 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,440 My dad. ..a master craftsman of his trade. 561 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,200 And, well, you are you recruiting. 562 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,200 You need extra hands on board, don't you really? 563 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,280 Oh, yes. Definitely. That's the reason we're here today. 564 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,360 Because luckily, thankfully, 565 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,320 we're very lucky to work on some really special cars. 566 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,920 But we're struggling for staff, 567 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,720 and we-we really need to get some experienced staff. 568 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,400 You can tell he's a little bit nervous 569 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,320 because he's being so professional and polite. 570 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,880 Yeah, yeah, that's his telephone voice. 571 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,080 Because the Cog will be open on Saturday morning 572 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,280 for people to come along with their CV's and their overalls. 573 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,720 That's quite important, isn't it? Yeah. 574 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,720 We're looking for experienced painters, 575 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,600 fabricators, and mechanics. 576 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,760 Yeah. (COUGHS) 577 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,560 That's alright, you're allowed to cough on the radio. 578 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720 Oh, no, not now, Dad. Yeah, at the moment. 579 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,160 Pardon me. (COUGHS). 580 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,720 At the moment... Oh, his throat's going. 581 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,080 At the moment we're looking for... Sounds like he's going to cry. 582 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:42,280 But as we expand, we would be looking for apprentices. 583 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,360 OK. Because... Excuse me. 584 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,600 (COUGHS) 585 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,960 I never hear him cough in the workshop, I'm here every day. 586 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,080 (COUGHS) 587 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,200 Do you want me to play another song? 588 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,920 Yeah, it wouldn't be a bad idea. 589 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Oh, Neil. 590 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,640 Stop dying on me! You couldn't make it up. 591 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,280 (COUGHS) 592 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,600 I'm here for the rescue with some sweets. 593 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,240 Oh, thank you very much. There you are. 594 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,960 Bring your overalls and some cough sweets. 595 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,400 Yeah. Bring your cough sweets for Neil. 596 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,280 He'll be your best friend. 597 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,480 Are you better now? 598 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,120 Hello? Yes. 599 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,240 We should have gone with him. 600 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,360 We shouldn't have sent him out into the world on his own. 601 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,920 Bless him. 602 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,320 Alright, Neil Greenhouse, if you want to know more 603 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,720 about how you could possibly be there 604 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,160 for the recruitment day on Saturday, 605 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,560 smallestcog.com is the website. 606 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,640 You know, I reckon 607 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,920 that's been a raging PR success for us. 608 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,400 Listening to that? Listening to your dad coughing! 609 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,520 Yeah, today I'm in charge, head of parking 610 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,840 and so I get all the posh toys. 611 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,160 I got this because you got to look the part. 612 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,440 I look like I know what I'm doing. 613 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,280 Richard, are you ready? We're ready for you now. 614 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,280 Put that tea down. Come on. 615 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,480 Have you had a rough night? Come on. 616 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,200 Oh, dear. 617 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,320 Right, got just the spot for you to welcome them in. 618 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,600 He looks smaller on that. 619 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,560 Desert us to do your media work? 620 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,720 Now, look at you. 621 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,960 Because we're English, we need to queue 622 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,280 so, I've got to make sure that happens. 623 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,560 I'm really excited for today. This is our recruitment day. 624 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,000 Haven't got a clue how many people are turning up. 625 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,800 So, fingers crossed we get quite a few. 626 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:59,560 I think we should run this system as stop, 627 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,640 please stop, live firing range. 628 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,720 So, you've been warned. 629 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,840 Isaac's running around thinking he's running the show. 630 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,720 But I'm running the show. 631 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,000 We know what you want for Christmas, don't we? 632 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,160 Yes, please. Right, everybody. 633 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,360 If you could start queuing just where those chaps are, 634 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,560 and then we'll get ready. 635 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,880 Ooh, look what's coming! 636 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,640 Sausage van coming through. Everybody, careful. 637 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,640 Morning. 638 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,080 Hello. Good morning. 639 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,240 It looks like a bootcamp, doesn't it? 640 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,240 Morning. Hello. You alright? 641 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,120 And what are you? Mechanics or paint/body? 642 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,080 We're looking for experienced people 643 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,200 in mechanical, body repairs and also paint. 644 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,040 So, they're gonna do our multiple-choice questions. 645 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,400 Some are silly questions, but hopefully they'll pass 'em. 646 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,000 You've painted a panel and you can see fisheyes in it. 647 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,680 How was that caused? Silicone in the paint? 648 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,280 Just had fish and chips for lunch? Panel is too hot? 649 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,760 Fish and chips for lunch. 650 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,560 And then we can have a general chat with them. 651 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,760 You know, their backgrounds, what they're looking for. 652 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,080 So, we're gonna whittle them down to a handful 653 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,640 and then want to put them through their paces, 654 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,440 test them like practically. 655 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,360 Hopefully the people turning up have got them skills we need. 656 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,520 Lamborghini Espada, Aston Martin DB2, 657 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,560 a Morgan Two Plus Two. 658 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,200 Did all the panel work on one of those. 659 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,360 Had some time in Australia working over there. 660 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,600 OK, I used to, 661 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,640 the guy used to buy in cars and sell them to backpackers. 662 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,640 I can pull dents, I can skim 'em, fill 'em. 663 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,000 You're quite confident I can leave you alone on the job. 664 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,480 Oh, 100%. (SIREN WAILS) 665 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,760 Hate that siren. 666 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,320 The next stage we're gonna do is the most important one. 667 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,280 And that's the tea-making session. 668 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,440 We got milk, hot water, and now the bag's being dunked in. 669 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,800 I've not seen that done before. 670 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,520 That's hot milk. No, that's a no, that's a no. 671 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,280 Look at that, that's a new technique. 672 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,080 Two tea bags as well. 673 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,920 Meanwhile, three of the cars haven't been finished 674 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,440 because you're still on the stirring. 675 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,400 It's gone cold. It's been stirred for that long. 676 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,000 That one's got a fly in now. That might be the best one yet. 677 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,080 Right. Well done guys. 678 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,800 You've all made it to the final 12, so, congratulations. 679 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,520 We're gonna split you up into teams now, 680 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,120 so, mechanics will go with Ant 681 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,680 panel will go with Neil and the paint will go with me. 682 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,080 Right, all the real men with me. 683 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,000 You probably recognise Oliver off the TV. 684 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,440 Three issues I've caused on his car to cause it not to start OK. 685 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,360 Find them and get him running. 686 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,360 Not sure it's sparking in the right order. 687 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,280 We've got a dent in there. 688 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,280 So, what I want to see is how you would repair it. 689 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,160 Take that scratch out and paint it for me. 690 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:21,280 Look at the difference in gloss from the red to the green, 691 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,960 on the red one Matt shook his can. 692 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,320 On the green one, Phil didn't shake it 693 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,920 so, that would be a failure. 694 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,200 Imagine this is corrosion. How would you tackle that? 695 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,880 I would get a piece of paper, piece of card, 696 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,480 old cornflakes packet... 697 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,760 Make an initial template of the basic shape. 698 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,000 And then I'd use that pattern then transfer it onto the sheet metal. 699 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,640 What do you think of that? 700 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,640 I think it's pretty good, yeah. 701 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,560 I'll be honest, I think it's better than the one I made. 702 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,520 Ever seen one of these? I don't know what it's called. 703 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,160 Rotor arm. 704 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,480 That locates on there. 705 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,640 Yeah! 706 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,880 Right, thank you guys for coming. 707 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,520 We'll get in contact with you and let you know who's successful. 708 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,880 My lads are better than your lads. 709 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,800 No, no. Sorry, my lads... 710 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,760 Now, we've gained all your knowledge... 711 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,320 You can go, yeah. 712 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,760 (SIREN WAILS) Oi! 713 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,720 Stop, don't take Richard! 714 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,240 Stop the van! 715 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,000 Oh, dear. 716 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,200 There he goes. 717 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,680 (BIRDS CHIRP) 718 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:12,280 Today's a big day for Anthony and the little Fiat Topolino. 719 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:17,160 Owner Brian has forked out a fortune on rare parts. 720 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,200 Hopefully this 1,000-pound starter motor 721 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,840 will be the last time he'll have to put his hand in his pocket. 722 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:28,480 I'm hoping that this is the final piece of the puzzle 723 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,920 because I promised Brian, 724 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,200 I'll get his car running today and he's on his way. 725 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,280 If Anthony can get the car running today, 726 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,400 it'll be the first time in decades. 727 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,640 And then Brian will be able to follow his dream 728 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,800 of finishing the restoration with his son. 729 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,640 We are gonna make this little car run again. 730 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,960 Connected? Yeah. 731 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,280 Brian. Hello, mate. 732 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,960 Hello, Richard, how are you? I'm alright, how are you? 733 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,240 I'm very good. Thank you. 734 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,560 Now, I've been up in my office, 735 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,040 but I have heard noises from the corner of... 736 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,160 Squeaking? Yes. Your little mouse. 737 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,800 That's exactly right. He's got a lot of personality. 738 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,200 Making me nervous to be honest. 739 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,680 Yeah, that's not a lot of car, 740 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,600 but it has a big impact on your life. 741 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,440 And a big budget. 742 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,920 Yes, let's see how they're doing. 743 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,480 The moment of truth. OK. 744 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,040 Good to see you, Brian. 745 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,120 Now, you're here. Yeah. 746 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,880 I'll connect the battery. OK. 747 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,040 I'm ready. BOTH: Right. 748 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,640 I'll get the throttle. You ready? 749 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,320 You start it, yeah. 750 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,000 Say when you're ready, ready? 751 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,840 (ENGINE REVS) 752 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,120 Oh, wow. That's the mouse that roared. 753 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,880 Ah, that's fantastic. Yeah. 754 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,320 That's a mouse purring. Yeah, it is. 755 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,120 Mate, it's been a heck of a journey. 756 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,520 It's nearly killed Anthony several times. 757 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,720 I'm so impressed with your sticking-with-it-ness. 758 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,920 It was once, I had to buy a new engine. 759 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,640 It was a lie back and think of England. 760 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,760 There was nothing else to do, really. 761 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,160 Because once you do that... Then you're in. 762 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,400 ..worth every penny that was. 763 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,080 She's fighting Brian. But yeah, she's getting there. 764 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,560 We'll get the lights and get it wired 765 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,520 and I get all that finished, and it comes back to you. 766 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,880 You and your son can then have the bodywork. 767 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:15,960 Does that make it all worth it, Brian? 768 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,680 Absolutely. Yeah. Good. 769 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,120 That's all I want. Well, done. 770 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,240 I like this job. Sometimes it works. That's good. 771 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,760 It's been a roller coaster, but today's made it all worthwhile. 772 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,080 I'm gonna pick up the little car from here 773 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,080 and be able to drive it on the trailer, 774 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,760 which will make me smile again. 775 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,000 And then we'll take it back to South Wales. 776 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,440 And me and my son will finish it off. 777 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,280 They are going to hopefully take it off to Italy 778 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,080 and swan around in it 779 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,360 and enjoy what they've spent their money on. 780 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,760 It's that experience that they're buying 781 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,840 more than anything else, 782 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,520 driving a little Topolino around Italy. 783 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,080 (ENGINE REVS) 784 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,400 I'm really looking forward to it. 785 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,840 It's love, it's nothing else, it's not commercially viable. 786 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,960 It's commercially stupid, 787 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,920 but you do it because it makes you smile. 788 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,280 (BIRDS CHIRP) 789 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,400 Right, this is our Recruitment Hall of Fame. 790 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,120 Is this the final 12? 791 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,680 This is the ones we picked as our main candidates. 792 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,920 Right, chaps? What are we playing? 793 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,520 Well, we're not playing snap. 794 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,560 These are the photos of the people who came for 795 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,960 our open day for recruitment. 796 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,280 Oh, right. So, these are sort of aide-memoires. 797 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,440 And we're now selecting. 798 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,080 But have we got any hot candidates in here 799 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,840 that we think we can take further? 800 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,440 Yeah, there's-there's people we would like to get on board. 801 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,520 So, truthfully, how long does it take to go 802 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,400 from being on this desk as a photograph 803 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,760 to being boots on the floor out there working? 804 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,560 Probably not quite as easy as that because we need... 805 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,680 Checks, references, 806 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,400 depends on how long their notice is, 807 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,040 it could be weeks, it could be even months. 808 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,400 Because they'll have to hand in notice where they are, 809 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,680 if they're already working. 810 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,160 This is the world of recruitment isn't it? 811 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,360 I don't like it. 812 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,120 Even without new recruits, 813 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,840 Jamie assures me that now we've got Matt onboard, 814 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,320 work on Monty's Rolls-Royce should hit the D-Day deadline 815 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,720 in five weeks' time. 816 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,840 So, why do I have a sense of dread about this urgent meeting 817 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,240 the MOD have called... 818 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,240 I think they were a bit unnerved when they saw it with 819 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,480 pretty much no paint on it and half a body off. 820 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,920 But it's not a bollocking. 821 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,920 I'm not gonna be shouted at. 822 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,680 I have been to a few headmasters' offices in my life 823 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,560 during my school career. 824 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,160 This is a whole new level of Headmasters' office. 825 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,760 Morning team. Big table. 826 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,240 Richard, can I please introduce you to Brigadier Anna Kimber. 827 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,720 How do you do? Anna. Lovely to meet you. 828 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,520 Nice to see you. 829 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,440 Let's have a seat and crack on. 830 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,680 If you were to take one day in history, 831 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,640 in the history of modern warfare, 832 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,560 actually, it's the June 6, is a pivotal day. 833 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,400 Because the start of the Normandy campaign 834 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,920 was the beginning of the end of the war in Europe. 835 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 So, our event in Normandy, 836 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,520 will have, nearly 3,000 people attending. 837 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,720 Royalty, Prime Minister, 838 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,640 17 heads of states and seven heads of government. 839 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,440 So, it's really important. 840 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,080 Do you have any specific requirements? 841 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,560 For the veterans, 842 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,480 quite a few of whom remember the car, 843 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,440 it would be amazing if you could go to France with them. 844 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,880 So, you're proposing that these celebrations, 845 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,080 the car is on one of those boats with the veterans 846 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:51,600 and goes over, that would be fantastic. 847 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,040 It's amazing. 848 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,640 Does that work for the Royal Logistic Corps Museum? 849 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:58,600 I'm just gonna be really tricky and set the deadline even earlier 850 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,160 because we've got some museum events prior to D-Day. 851 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,440 And we wanted the Rolls-Royce there for that. 852 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,880 So, you want that...? 853 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,120 What that does is pull the deadline this way. 854 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,880 When do you want it? 855 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,000 Would three weeks earlier be possible? 856 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,240 You've seen it. 857 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,040 I've seen the car in pieces. Yes. 858 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,800 Very recently. 859 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:26,200 And so can this be done? It has to be done. 860 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,120 As somebody was asking those same questions 80 years ago 861 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,560 it was a rather big enterprise. 862 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,240 Yeah, we can do it. We'll get it there. 863 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,440 All hands to the pump. 864 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,040 Yes. 865 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,560 I'm gonna make a telephone call now. 866 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,200 Richard. Jamie. 867 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,560 They've brought the deadline forward. 868 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,120 You are kidding. We've lost three weeks. 869 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,400 Three weeks? Yeah. 870 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,640 It's impossible. 871 00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,080 I'm worried, mate. 872 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,960 We are not gonna hit that deadline 873 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,560 unless we can find somebody, like, now. 874 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,120 I'll put some phone calls out. 875 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,800 If you can't find anyone, we are in trouble, actually. 876 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,520 I'll see what I can do. Mate, good luck. 877 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,520 That man is gonna be wondering why he joined us 878 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,920 because we seem to be a permanent state of panic. 879 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,880 And right now, I am in a state of panic. 880 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,000 I promise we'd do it. We have to do it. 881 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,640 Johnny Vaughn's Maserati. 882 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,880 Oh, what a thing. 883 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,240 I'm gonna have to go check some fuses 884 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,040 because we've got no communications whatsoever. 885 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,920 It's not the outcome I wanted for today. 886 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,640 I've had an idea for the race car, ie, sponsorship. 887 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,920 Are you modelling? You are actually modelling. 888 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,120 Have you got a sticker? I was just showing this here! 889 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,840 Here we are again. We're at another racetrack. 890 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,680 Oh, this is glorious! 891 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,760 Captioned by AI-Media ai-media.tv