1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,200 Montgomery's Rolls Royce. 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,560 This is a piece of history. 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,360 I've never worked on a car this valuable. 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,800 You have to finish on time, 5 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,200 for Pete's sake. 6 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,520 I'm just going to be really tricky 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,920 and set the deadline even earlier. 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,640 Jamie, they've brought the deadline forward. 9 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,760 You are kidding. We've lost three weeks. 10 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,360 It's impossible. We go racing again. 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,880 Anthony, you and I are our drivers. 12 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,360 This feels great! 13 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,760 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 14 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,280 RICHARD VOICEOVER: It's nearly three years 15 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,600 since The Smallest Cog opened its doors. 16 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,160 The business still owes me a fortune. 17 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,640 I've been hiding bank statements 18 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,920 I'm basically running a social club! 19 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,880 So it's time for a big shake-up. 20 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,560 Clock in in the morning, clock onto a job. 21 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,720 The dawn of a new era. 22 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,520 But not everyone likes change. 23 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,920 I'm very nervous about all of it. 24 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,160 This isn't gonna tell me what to do! I'll tell you that for nothing. 25 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,480 We make history with our most important restoration yet. 26 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,080 Did Montgomery or Churchill ever imagine you sitting in it? 27 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,280 Probably not. 28 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,120 The work must be completed on time. 29 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,520 Oh, she's eager! 30 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,800 Can we race into a bright new future? 31 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:10,480 With me at the wheel? 32 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,600 Oh, oh, oh! 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,080 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 34 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,920 So, Kamla turns out 35 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,960 you're a bit of an accountant to the stars then, 36 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,360 how long have you worked for Johnny? 37 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,640 24 years. 38 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,760 I'm expecting a gold watch. 39 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,200 With our new manager in place, 40 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,080 things are looking up at The Cog, 41 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,080 so in an effort to promote the business, 42 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,720 my accountant Kamla has landed me a radio interview 43 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,560 with another of her clients, Mr Johnny Vaughan. 44 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,960 It's an opportunity to talk about, if nothing else is a bit of PR. 45 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,400 We can promote the company. Yes. 46 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,600 Get the word out there. 47 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,480 You know, now we've got a workshop manager. 48 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,360 Everything will be managed better. 49 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,600 And this could drum up more business. 50 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,160 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 51 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,240 Thank you. This way. 52 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,320 Hello. Richard and Kamla. We're here to see Johnny Vaughan. 53 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,640 Yeah. 54 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,400 Going in. Where am I? This one? 55 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,720 Yeah, this one, yeah. 56 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,520 Thank you very much, T.C. 57 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,720 Richard Hammond is here to talk about Richard Hammond's Workshop. 58 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,920 Is it a real business or TV business? 59 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,520 It is a real business, yes. 60 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,080 I feel like a mother hen watching over my boys. 61 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,840 (CHUCKLES) 62 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,720 How much do you restore cars? How bad can it get? 63 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,280 We do everything, Johnny. 64 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,280 From, um, just if you've backed into a bollard 65 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,040 in a supermarket car park to if it's incredibly valuable, 66 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,400 and needs rebuilding from the ground up. 67 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,920 Those are the jobs we love. OK. 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,440 I've got a 22-year-old Maserati. It's only done 15,000mi. 69 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,800 All the knobs in it, everything. 70 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,200 The housing around the steering, 71 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,520 they've got that rubber thing where it goes all sticky. 72 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,720 Alright, yes. 73 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,000 I think you might need new knobs, mate. 74 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,120 The two of these are getting on so well. 75 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,120 Um, I might actually get, um, 76 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,440 two BFF bracelets with each other's names 77 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,600 on and give them one of each. 78 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,720 (CHUCKLES) 79 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,920 Bring it down to The Smallest Cog, 80 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,120 which is on the Rotherwas Estate in Hereford. 81 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,520 Bring it along we'll have a look. 82 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,600 So, I can pop by 83 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,400 and you can sort this out or help me sort it out. 84 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,800 Yes. We can have a cup of tea whilst looking at. 85 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,920 OK, OK. Richard Hammond, ladies and gentlemen. 86 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,120 Thank you. 87 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,280 Nice to see you. 88 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,360 (TENSE MUSIC) 89 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,360 So, Richard's out touting for work as he should be, 90 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,680 which is really good, 91 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,920 but this Rolls Royce they've just brought 92 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 the deadline forward by three weeks. 93 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,920 So, even though we've brought Matt in, 94 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,120 we're not gonna make it 95 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,360 we've got no chance, 96 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,080 so I need more hands-on deck. 97 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,440 Luckily for me, 98 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,880 I know a guy which is absolutely fantastic 99 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,600 on the body work and paint side, Callum, 100 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,880 so I gave him a call yesterday, and luckily, he said yes, 101 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,760 so he's coming in today and hopefully fingers crossed, 102 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,040 we get it finished. 103 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,320 We've got no choice, we have to get it done. 104 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,480 We've got no choice. 105 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,680 Good morning. Good morning. 106 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,360 How are we? good. Thanks for coming, mate. 107 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,680 Come on through and I'll show you how we're doing. 108 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,880 No problem. 109 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,080 So, this is it. This is the car we've got to get finished. 110 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,600 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 111 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,880 It's just a cool car, isn't it? 112 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,040 I just want to get cracking. 113 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,120 The Rolls-Royce 114 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,760 is the most important car 115 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,120 I've ever done, ever. 116 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,000 Now we got Callum helping Matt, 117 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,000 we've got a fighting chance of getting that car ready for D-Day. 118 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,120 If we let those veterans down, 119 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,240 I would have to hang up my spray gun. 120 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,160 So, I'm really glad we've got some help 121 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,720 to get it finished, get it done. 122 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,800 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 123 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,160 I'm out and about today and, um, 124 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,320 one of the little missions 125 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,280 I'm on is to visit my old friend 126 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,680 Richard Hammond. 127 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,480 Now, Jamie, the new manager at The Smallest Cog, 128 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,120 he has said, quite rightly, 129 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,800 that if you want to go racing, 130 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,960 you're gonna have to fund it 131 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,920 and it's not coming out of Cog money. 132 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,640 That means no racing. 133 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,760 And that means a very unhappy Little Richard. 134 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,200 And we don't want that, 135 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,960 do we, because he can be a scratchy little fluff cat 136 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,440 if he doesn't get his own way. 137 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,960 So, I've had an idea for the race car, i.e. sponsorship. 138 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,840 Right. Let's have you. 139 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,320 Oh, my lord, it fits. 140 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,520 (CHUCKLES) 141 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,680 Oh, yes. Begin. Oh! 142 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,760 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 143 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,000 Oh, I've got that going off the track feeling. 144 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,240 No. I'm on the grass but... 145 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,440 Oh, yes. 146 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,880 This is much more like the real thing. 147 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,200 Hammond. 148 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,600 Richard. 149 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,600 Hello? Hammond. 150 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,200 Hello? Up there? Where are you? 151 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,680 I'm up here. I'm up on the mezzanine. 152 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,240 Ah! Hello. 153 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,520 Oh, I see. What's this? 154 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,640 Well, now this is me. 155 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,360 Is this a toy or is this serious work? 156 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,280 This is me taking very seriously 157 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,560 the fact that I will be representing The Smallest Cog 158 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,520 at the wheel of our race car soon. 159 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,040 And I've realised I don't know my way around any race tracks. 160 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,160 So, this is, er, Oulton Park. 161 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,920 This is Oulton Park. I'm learning it. 162 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,200 Ready for when I... I'm even talking to you whilst 163 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,520 staying broadly on the track. 164 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,600 I'm glad you're taking it seriously. 165 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,800 Why are you here? 166 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,480 I've been doing a little bit of blue sky 167 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,960 out of the box, thinking. 168 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,960 Have you as Global Director of PR? 169 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,040 Yes, indeed. Your new manager... 170 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,280 Yes. ..Mr Pockett... 171 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,400 Yes. 172 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,520 ..is now hanging on to some funds, as you know. 173 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,480 So, you can't take any money out for the car. 174 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,440 So, the idea is we need some global sponsors 175 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:10,200 with big Wonga to pay for you and the car. 176 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,800 We'll have some event or something 177 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,080 and invite a couple of potential sponsors round, 178 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,600 maybe give them a little glass of prosecco, 179 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,840 and then you can say, look, 180 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,120 you can have your, um, logo here, you can have it there. 181 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,680 Might raise some proper money. Yes. 182 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,120 Well, I mean, to pay for this toy for a start. 183 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,200 Mate, that is actually not a bad idea. 184 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,760 I think that is worth investigating. 185 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,080 Alright, Richard, give it some thought. 186 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,120 Give it the full majesty of your mind, 187 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,360 and I will leave you in your teenage bedroom 188 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,560 to do one of the things that teenagers do 189 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,480 in their bedrooms and I'll go make myself a coffee. 190 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,720 OK. Cheers. 191 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,280 I could be a bit sulky about Jamie refusing to let 192 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,360 The Smallest Cog bankroll our racing efforts, 193 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,720 but I kind of get it. 194 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,120 It's fair enough. 195 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,000 I mean, there's no point in him making the business profitable 196 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,200 and then me squandering 197 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,880 it all on playing race cars on the weekends. 198 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,000 And Zog is on to something with his sponsorship idea. 199 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,560 We have raised sponsorship money before, albeit in a small way, 200 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,600 but maybe with my little famous face involved, 201 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,560 we can up the amounts and actually cover the costs. 202 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,680 Though obviously if we are gonna up the game and raise more money, 203 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,160 we will have to up our game on the racetrack. 204 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,360 I've crashed, into a wall! 205 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,520 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 206 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,680 Waiting for a visitor today, Johnny Vaughan, 207 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,840 radio and TV presenting legend, 208 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,960 he said he'd got a Maserati that needed some work. 209 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:45,120 So, um, he's bringing it in, which is good. 210 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,280 You know, I mean, would be quite nice if we became, you know, 211 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,840 workshop to the celebrities, to the stars. 212 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,560 They've all got cars, haven't they? They'd quite like them done. 213 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,800 We'll try it out on Johnny. 214 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,240 You're ready? 215 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,880 You alright? Morning. 216 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,040 All ready for our celebrity, er, customer, 217 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,240 Johnny Vaughan arriving shortly? 218 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,920 Be respectful, but don't overdo it. 219 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,040 We'll be good, we'll behave. 220 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,040 No red carpet then? You have met celebrities before. 221 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,000 Have we? Oh, yeah... 222 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,720 And look where that got us. 223 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,440 (LAUGHTER) 224 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,120 Oh, I like the look of it. Looks like a Bond villain car. 225 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,360 Oh, it's the proper thing, isn't it? 226 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,160 Hello, how are you? Yeah. 227 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,880 What is the problem, talk us through it again. 228 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,400 You talked me through it but we were on the radio 229 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,520 and I wasn't listening. 230 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:47,800 OK, so the first problem is all these buttons are sticky. 231 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,440 All of them. And the surface here. 232 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,600 I remember, sticky buttons. Feel, feel. 233 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,840 And-and also, this is a cold day... Oh, that is... 234 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,240 ..so this is not at maximum stickiness. 235 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,280 Also, other thing is there's always an orange 236 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,840 engine warning light is always on. 237 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,800 I think that's it. 238 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,480 Have you crashed it, is there any damage? 239 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,040 Are we... bodily it's all good? No, no... 240 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,920 ..this was the one my dog crashed. 241 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,480 English bulldog, um, Harvey my first one. 242 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:19,000 Yes. Exactly how did he come to crash your car? 243 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,320 I've stopped the car in a layby, in a parking zone 244 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,520 and for some reason I'd put it in neutral 245 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:29,240 and I went round the back of the car trying to get him out. 246 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,840 He's now jumped over. 247 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:34,600 As he jumped over, he's nudged the stick into drive. 248 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,200 Wait, and you're in the passenger seat? 249 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,480 I'm in the passenger seat. 250 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,680 He now sits on the accelerator. 251 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,280 Genius. He is now driving. Yeah. 252 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,520 With his ass on the accelerator. Yeah. 253 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,880 So, we're now accelerating at maximum. 254 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,960 So, we've hit a Renault Megane, 255 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,920 which hit a Golf GTI, which hit a BMW 540, 256 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,280 and then the BMW then hits a skip and the whole lot stops. 257 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,680 How did the police respond to that story then? 258 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,160 Um, honestly my dog was driving. 259 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,600 No, I called up the insurance people I said am I insured for that, 260 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:12,200 and he said, no I'm sorry he's not a named driver. 261 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,480 (LAUGHS) 262 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,280 Tea. Let's go and have some tea. 263 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,680 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 264 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,600 Johnny Vaughn's Maserati. Oh, what a thing. 265 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:35,200 It's got its sticky gearstick knob and button situation. 266 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,960 I have looked into it. 267 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,040 You can send it all off to a specialised place 268 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,640 and have it all done, deep clean, blah, blah, blah. 269 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,920 But I've got a plan that I think might work, 270 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,640 so we're gonna give that a go first. 271 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,320 We've got this very special chemical here, 272 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,800 which is, um, used by aerospace industries. 273 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,000 Very special, NASA, I do believe. 274 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,520 It's kitchen cleaner, but I think it's gonna do the job. 275 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,560 And I reckon it's the plastic melted. 276 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,560 This is the oils in that plastic. It's got hot in the sun. 277 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,680 That's working now look at that. 278 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,360 Better than sending it off. 279 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,640 That stuff probably cost less than the postage to send it off. 280 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:22,720 We'll rebrand this now made in Italy Maserati button cleaner 281 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,520 420 pound a bottle. 282 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,920 The thing is, Richard really keen to get this job done 283 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,320 and done right, 284 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,840 because celebrity jobs 285 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,440 could be a really nice niche market for the Cog. 286 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:42,000 And yes, yes, they've all got plenty of money, 287 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,160 it's more about trust. 288 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,080 They want to take their cars somewhere they can trust 289 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,920 and that's good for them, good for us, and good for Richard. 290 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,400 That's my work done and a job well done. 291 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,760 No more stickiness. 292 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,880 Next thing is I've got to hand it over 293 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,240 to Isaac to sort out the electrical issues, 294 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,480 and on an old Italian car well, that's gonna be fun. 295 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,000 Best of luck, Isaac. 296 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,080 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 297 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,760 So, I'm grabbing a few minutes of peace. 298 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,600 A few rare minutes of peace in my workshop at home, 299 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:19,880 um, to try and advance this project, which has gone nowhere in weeks. 300 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,760 Also, to clear my mind, 301 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,520 because, er, we have coming up 302 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:29,080 tomorrow night Zog's sponsorship event. 303 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,200 I need to raise at least ten grand, 304 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,840 just to cover costs for the next few races. 305 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,840 And it all depends on how Zog's event goes down. 306 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,720 Sadly, Zog can't join us for the event. 307 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,520 Which is a shame 'cause I can't laugh at him if it goes wrong. 308 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,640 On the plus side, it means 309 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,600 we're roughly half of our champagne consumption. 310 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,280 I hope it does go well because without money coming in, 311 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,840 it could be a premature end to my racing ambitions. 312 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,080 Right, next shock absorber. That goes over here. 313 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,720 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 314 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,680 The biggest problem we got 315 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,800 with this car is the airbag light, 316 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,040 because with that on 317 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,600 you can't have an MOT. 318 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,760 It's not safe to drive. 319 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,440 So, we are on our way to go and see Andy, 320 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,240 the auto electrician with his, hopefully, 321 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,400 his new computer that should be able to sort this, 322 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,760 er, airbag issue out. 323 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,400 There we go. We're in. Hello. 324 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,200 How are you doing, Isaac? All good. Thank you, you? 325 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,240 I like it in here. Look at all the bits and kit. 326 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,920 It's getting there. 327 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,920 So, this has got, er, airbag issue? 328 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,200 Yep. Still got the light on. 329 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,000 So, what we're gonna do, we're gonna get the key. 330 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,520 And we're just gonna get the tester and plug him into the OBD. 331 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,920 OK. And see what happens. 332 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,240 Brilliant job. 333 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,640 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 334 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,920 We're definitely plugged in there, aren't we? 335 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,200 Yeah. 336 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,080 Because we've got no communications whatsoever through the OBD. 337 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,640 No. 338 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,240 We're gonna have to go and check some fuses 339 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,960 because we've got no communications whatsoever. 340 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,040 The quick visit 341 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,560 to just gently plug it in has escalated a little bit. 342 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,840 We've checked all the fuses. 343 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,600 We checked all the basics, but we cannot get into the airbag. 344 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,800 Now, hopefully the worst scenario 345 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,600 is I think take the airbag module out, 346 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,960 get a replacement one, which is gonna be silly money, 347 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,520 or get it repaired and redone. 348 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,640 See you soon. 349 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,600 Take care mate, take care, see you soon. 350 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,320 Right, so that wasn't very successful at all. 351 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,840 That's not what I wanted. 352 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,680 If we can work out what it is 353 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,040 with that module and pinpoint it, 354 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,920 hopefully, it'll be an efficient fix. 355 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,360 But I'm not... I'm not making any promises to anyone. 356 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,360 If I can't work this out and sort it out, 357 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,360 we'll end up having to send it off to a specialist, 358 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,520 which isn't very good 359 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,760 for the start of the new celebrity venture 360 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,960 for the workshop. 361 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,760 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 362 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,760 It's brilliant seeing our little MGB here 363 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,520 in the rotunda at the RAC. 364 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,320 It's where we launched the Delahaye, when we'd done that. 365 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,360 This has had some very posh racing cars. 366 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,280 So, Zog's invited a load of people from around the motor industry, 367 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,440 all sorts of corners of it, 368 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,520 to come along for a drinks reception this evening 369 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,960 with a view to selling sponsorship on this car 370 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,160 to see if I can cover the costs of racing again this year. 371 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,600 It's the only way we can afford to do it. 372 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,120 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 373 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,560 Ah! Team! Enter. 374 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,040 Guests are invited. 375 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,000 Our job is before they get here, 376 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,480 we've got to put the stickers on the car 377 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,480 in the places we agreed and then cover the car. 378 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,400 Lovely. Wing left. 379 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,200 Rear window right, drivers' side. 380 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,720 Rear window passenger side. 381 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,600 Rear left. Very back. 382 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,960 Right, so hang on, you've messed it up 383 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,040 so that bit goes on the body. 384 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,240 So, you want this bit... No. 385 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,480 No nope no? 386 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,120 That bit goes there, five is wrong, 387 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,960 that can't go on, you wouldn't be able to see out, would you? 388 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,160 That's down here. 389 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,560 Right. That is the car done. 390 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,560 All the opportunities are indicated according to the map. 391 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,360 Last thing to do because they're going to be here 392 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,160 in a minute, let's get a cover on it. 393 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,320 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 394 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,040 Thank you for making it. How are you, you OK? 395 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,480 They're looking for sponsorship, Richard's invited you here 396 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,320 he said he could more or less guarantee on you 397 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,080 for chipping in 50k. 398 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,800 We get you another champagne. 399 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,640 Thank you for coming this evening, I'm very glad you could. 400 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,840 I'm excited, it's going to be standing round 401 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,680 and drink, help yourself. 402 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,640 Yes, we've met before, nice to see you. 403 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,720 (HITS WINE GLASS) 404 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,560 Do you realise it's the first time I've ever actually done that, 405 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,720 and it works? 406 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,040 So, if you'd like to follow me, come through here to the rotunda. 407 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,240 Follow me. 408 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,800 Thank you for coming first of all, everybody. 409 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,360 The reason I've invited you, er, 410 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,040 to ply you with drops of free champagne, 411 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,400 is to announce, first of all, 412 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,880 announcement is that The Smallest Cog 413 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,720 classic car restoration workshop last year we went racing, 414 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,960 in an MGB GT. 415 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,200 And the good and exciting news for us 416 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,360 is that I wanted to share is that we are doing it again this year. 417 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,280 There have been some changes to the drivers. 418 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,520 Anthony will once again be racing, 419 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:08,240 but he'll be joined by as his co-driver, me. 420 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,720 We've outlined the opportunities for sponsorship on our car. 421 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,320 We've marked it up with places where your logo could be, 422 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,440 everywhere where it says your name here. 423 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,040 We have set up a ballot box, 424 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,240 which is down by the room where we were as you came in. 425 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,000 You'll find next to it are cards 426 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,480 referring to each of these spots on the car. 427 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,160 They will be sealed. We will put them in the box. 428 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,120 We'll have a look at them over the next few days 429 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,920 and obviously be in touch with the successful bidders. 430 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,120 So, have a lovely evening. Thank you for coming. 431 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,520 The bar remains open. 432 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,480 If you do feel like sponsoring forms are over there. 433 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,680 Thank you for coming. 434 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,440 (APPLAUSE) 435 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,520 (CHEERFUL MUSIC) 436 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,760 I thought it was a brilliant speech. 437 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,040 He delivered it well, 438 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,080 and I'm confident we'll get a few sponsors. 439 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,080 I could hear a few mumbles in the background. 440 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,120 Some positive words. So, we shall find out. 441 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,320 (LAUGHTER) 442 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,480 Oh, yes. Are you modelling. 443 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,160 You are actually modelling. Have you got a sticker? 444 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,920 I'm just showing this here, that. There they. 445 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,320 Have you sold it yet? Not yet. 446 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,080 You've literally sold your ass. We're selling it for the acre. 447 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,280 We could be quids in here. 448 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,120 By the acre you'll make a lot of money. 449 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,680 We could retire on this. 450 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,080 I'm telling you. (LAUGHTER) 451 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,800 There is someone filling one in right now. 452 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,680 Is it... is it? 453 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,040 Is there stuff in there? Ooh... 454 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,880 Is there actually some in there? It's a bit weighty? 455 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,600 There is weight in there. 456 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,200 I think it worked, I really do. 457 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,360 But the fact of the matter is, you look after that. 458 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,880 Yeah. Take it home with you. 459 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,320 Will do. I'll see you at the workshop... 460 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400 ..tomorrow sometime. Yeah. 461 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,680 But meanwhile, I've got important work down there 462 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,800 in or near the bar. 463 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,960 Yeah. Well done. 464 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,040 Thank you. Cheers, Rich. 465 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,160 Good job. That was good. 466 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,560 That was worth doing. See you tomorrow. 467 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,320 Maybe. Probs. 468 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,800 Don't get drunk. No. 469 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,040 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 470 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,480 Right. 471 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:32,560 Team, these are the envelopes from our little box at the RAC. 472 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,240 These are the bids to be our sponsors. 473 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:39,040 There is the, Isaac, um, blue Peter style thermometer. 474 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,600 Right. I'm going to open mine first. 475 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,960 Drum roll. 476 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,560 100 pounds. 100 pounds? 477 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,600 For location 14. 478 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,120 100 pounds to be on Neil's rear. 479 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,480 Oh! 480 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,880 That's 100 pounds. 481 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,080 Neil Greenhouse. 482 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,280 I wonder what the rest of me would be worth. 483 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:01,440 I sold your backside for 100 pounds. 484 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,680 Oh! 485 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,560 Oh. Alright. 486 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,000 On the boot. 487 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,880 250 pounds. 488 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,120 I've beaten you, mate. 489 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,120 I'm having a sticker put upon my helmet. 490 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,760 500 pounds. Let's have another one! 491 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,280 We're half-way to 1,000. 492 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,840 15, tea mugs. 493 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,680 15, tea mugs. Mugs. 494 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,840 OK, that's the mugs. 495 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,360 Tea mugs, 200 pounds. 496 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,680 Oh, hey, that's not bad. Is it? That's not bad for a tea mug. 497 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,360 1,000 pounds. 498 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,480 Oh, hello. 499 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,000 Fill in the next one, Isaac. 500 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,800 Big ones now. That's now, you see. 501 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,000 Spot number one. 502 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,360 Where is that? 503 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,720 Bonnet. Bonnet! 504 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,280 500 pounds. 505 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,840 Two, which is the roof, and seven, which is the rear left. 506 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,600 2,000 pounds for each one. 507 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,400 This is four grand. He's gone off the top of his little thing. 508 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,320 Wow. 509 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,800 Four grand. Yes. 510 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,440 Thank you chaps, that is... 511 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,720 Is that the last envelope? 512 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,720 No, no. One more to go. 513 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,320 Well, wait a minute. Er... 514 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,920 Ooh, now that is interesting. 515 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,640 14,400 pounds for the rear right. 516 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,920 2,600 pounds for the pockets 517 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,640 Seriously thousands? Thousands? 518 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,320 I'm lost... I'm lost for words. 519 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,880 Isaac. What does that come to? 520 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,720 Oh.. 521 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,560 22. 522 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,240 Whoa. What? 523 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,840 22? 524 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,400 22,900 pounds. 525 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,320 Just shy of 23,000 pounds. 526 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,240 That's a lot of money. We are covered for racing. 527 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,320 That is incredible. 528 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,600 So, now we've got to spend their money wisely for them, 529 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,640 by doing well and also for our one sake, 530 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,320 our point is to demonstrate 531 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,360 that this is us, come and us, we are great. 532 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,920 Because look our car looks fantastic 533 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,720 and with all these cool sponsors on it and look at us, 534 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,080 we're doing alright. 535 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,480 Brilliant. Well done, everybody. 536 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,720 Good. Carry on. Good. 537 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,080 Let's get back to work. Yep. 538 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:06,280 Well, that, um, that was a surprise. 539 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:09,880 I thought it might, you know, go towards transport or something. 540 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,120 I didn't think it would be... 541 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,000 it turned out to be quite significant. 542 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,800 That's-that's a lot. 543 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,160 Does bring a bit of pressure. Now, we've got to deliver. 544 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,120 It's-it's a bit more serious now. 545 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,840 Johnny's Maserati. 546 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,240 We took it to an auto electrician. 547 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,720 He couldn't communicate with it, 548 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,760 and he's never dealt with anything like that before. 549 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,320 And it's always good when they start saying, 550 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,920 oh, it-it needs to be used with Ferrari Diagnostics, 551 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,040 which, no, that's just scary, 552 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,200 we don't want to be involved in that. 553 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,680 That's thousands of thousands of pounds of nightmare. 554 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,200 So, after quite a lot of research, 555 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,240 it all leads to the airbag module itself. 556 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,200 So, we take that one out, 557 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,080 swap this over, and fingers crossed the airbag light will be out 558 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,320 and then we can finally get the car out the workshop. 559 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,600 Right come on Maserati, play ball here. 560 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,400 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 561 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,920 Now, all that's left to do is fit this one. 562 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,680 And hopefully, this solves our issue. 563 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,800 I hope this works. 564 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,400 Here we go. Maserati. Alright. Come on. 565 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,560 (ENGINE REVS) 566 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,480 It works. 567 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,400 All the lights out. Look at that. 568 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,480 And hopefully Harvey the dog is watching over the car now 569 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,960 in doggie heaven and he loves it. 570 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,360 Right, so now I've got to put all the interior back in, 571 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,880 and then we can service it and it can go. 572 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,920 Finally. 573 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,560 Right, I'm going for a lie-down. 574 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,240 (TENSE MUSIC) 575 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,560 It is race weekend. 576 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,720 I'm excited. 577 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,560 Genuinely, I'm not. 578 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,520 I'm-I'm anxious, but it's a good excited. 579 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,040 There is pressure... 580 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,640 obviously. 581 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,480 I've only ever driven the car once. 582 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,600 I don't particularly want to crash it. It's my car. 583 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,960 Also, I'd be letting the guys down rather badly. 584 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,120 And also of course now 585 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,480 I'd be letting our new sponsors down rather badly. 586 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,200 They haven't put their money into our race team 587 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,280 for me to throw the thing at the pit lane wall 588 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,680 at the first opportunity. 589 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,160 Oh, here it is. Oulton Park. 590 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,960 Morning. Good morning. 591 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,760 How are you feeling? Alright. 592 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,080 It's gonna be easier when we've got the car. 593 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,560 While we've been busy securing sponsorship, 594 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,560 our resident motorsport guru, Ric, 595 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,480 has been doing some last-minute fine-tuning to the MGB. 596 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,000 I think that's him. That's Ric. 597 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,760 There he is. There he is. 598 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,440 Which one's the one on 'Star Wars'? What gives you advice? 599 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,320 Is it Yoda? 600 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,440 He is our Yoda. Yoda! 601 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,360 Hello. Welcome mate, nice to see ya. 602 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,800 Right, let's have a look at it. 603 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,120 Do we look professional? We do. 604 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,080 So, the purpose of today race day tomorrow, 605 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,280 testing day today. 606 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,360 We're testing the car, 607 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,960 giving it a shakedown, learning about it. 608 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,400 But we're also testing us, 609 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,840 'cause you've driven the car a fair bit. 610 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,240 I've only driven the car once 611 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,520 with neither of us driven at Oulton Park. 612 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,080 Is that bad that we haven't driven at Oulton Park or is it alright? 613 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,200 It's a big, sharp learning curve. 614 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,240 OK, sharp learning curve for us. 615 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,400 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 616 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,400 Here we are again, we're at another race track. 617 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,800 I had a chat with my old racing teacher, Abby Eaton, 618 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,560 and she said all the tracks we've done in the past 619 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,000 are probably difficulty six out of ten, 620 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,960 Oulton is an eight out of ten, 621 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,800 which automatically I felt sick. 622 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,320 It's not my first time driving, 623 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,240 Doris the MG, it's Richard's first time, 624 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,240 so I feel the pressure has shifted slightly to him, 625 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,640 and everyone here is gonna be watching him more than me. 626 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,960 (GROANS) 627 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,160 Right. 628 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,200 No rivalry. But I don't want Richard Hammond to beat me. 629 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,720 I'm still going out for a quicker time. 630 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,880 My plan is gonna get out and drive as close to granny pace 631 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,080 as I dare, feel my way into it slowly. 632 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,840 Hammond, do not overdo it. 633 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,600 Go steady. 634 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,720 I'll try. 635 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,080 Well, not too steady. 636 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,800 This is it then, I'm going out on the track for real now, 637 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,320 rather than the last few times I've done it... 638 00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,920 on the computer. 639 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,080 This is weird. 640 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,800 Oh, this is glorious. 641 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,760 Here he comes. 642 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,600 Going well, isn't he? 643 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,840 (LAUGHS) This is superb. 644 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,000 Interesting to see what this lap is. 645 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,000 I thought we weren't timing this. 646 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,720 We're not. Well, you are. 647 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,840 There's no competition at all, obviously. 648 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,720 The thing is, at the end of the day, 649 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,600 you don't want, you know, Niki Lauda 650 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,920 and James Hunt type rivalry. 651 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,320 But a little bit of rivalry isn't a bad thing. 652 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,400 It's Friday and everyone has gone racing. 653 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,680 We still got this Rolls-Royce to do today, 654 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,200 so it's not the best for them to be going away. 655 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,080 It's gonna be a bit of a mammoth hill to climb. 656 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,160 We just haven't got the time. 657 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,360 We're so far behind at the moment. 658 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,480 Deadline is 659 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,760 massively creeping up on us. 660 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,840 I suppose someone's got 661 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,120 to guard the fort. But... 662 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,760 yeah, we're under quite a lot of pressure now 663 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,000 I think, we haven't got long. 664 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,440 I hope when they come back from racing, 665 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:17,440 they're happy to all jump back on and get this out the door. 666 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,600 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 667 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,760 With a few laps under my belt, 668 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,120 I'm starting to get to grips with the car and the track. 669 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,640 So, it's time to hand over to young Anthony. 670 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,520 I reckon he won't be hanging around. 671 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,680 There he is. 672 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,000 Didn't sound very good. 673 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,160 Like he'd slowed down there. 674 00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,960 Did it sound wrong? Didn't sound right. 675 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,560 It's coming in, coming in. Coming in, coming in. 676 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,800 Oh, dear. 677 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,800 Come out the last corner, she just went ba ba bang. 678 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,640 Oh, hello. Oh, that's not good, head gasket. 679 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:41,920 So, head gasket... 680 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,280 Oh, yeah, god. Gone, kerplunk! 681 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:48,240 So, um, if the head gasket has gone. 682 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,080 Do we have another head gasket? 683 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,720 Yes. I ordered it yesterday... 684 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,440 ..it's there at the workshop. 685 00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,760 Luckily for us, Ric's workshop is only 50 minutes down the road, 686 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,160 which gives us a fighting chance of fixing the engine 687 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,280 ahead of the race tomorrow. 688 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,240 But it's given us another problem. 689 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,840 This wasn't for us actually, about testing the car, 690 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,480 it's about testing us, 691 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,360 about Anthony learning the track 692 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,320 and me learning the track and the car. 693 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,720 So, we will be not as experienced as we should be 694 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,920 when we race tomorrow. 695 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,880 It's alright. Sponsors are looking. 696 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,320 It's nobody's fault. It's just one of those things. 697 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,960 The good thing is you can't see any cracks in the cylinder head 698 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,560 and no cracks in the block. 699 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,080 So, you need something that's fixable. 700 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,080 But even this is like open heart surgery 701 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,400 on the side of the road 702 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,360 because, you know, one little mistake now, 703 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,080 big consequences. 704 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,600 (TENSE MUSIC) 705 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,120 Professional. I like it, hello. 706 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,800 Good morning. Neil, morning. 707 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,960 Oh, morning. 708 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,080 How are we? 709 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,440 Yeah, not so bad. So, what is the score? 710 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,600 The score is... 711 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,800 I think we've got a good chance of doing the race. 712 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,720 Ric and Neil have replaced the head gasket, 713 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,440 but yesterday's problem also damaged the engine block, 714 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,800 so it's anybody's guess if the car will last the race. 715 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,320 I'm excited for this one. 716 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,640 I know we've got an issue with the car, 717 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,680 but we're here to race and today is not 718 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,320 about getting a trophy or nothing like that, 719 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,520 because it's Richard's first race. 720 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,080 It's my first time at Oulton and so if we can get to the finish, 721 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,600 I'll see that as an achievement again. 722 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,920 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 723 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,280 Excited. I'm genuinely looking forward it. 724 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,680 I'd be more relaxed if I could get this attached, go on. 725 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,160 Isaac. Yeah? 726 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,360 I can't get my thing on. 727 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,120 Could it be? 728 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,720 No, no, that way. 729 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,240 Ah, OK yeah, being a bit thick? 730 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,640 Hold on. Yeah. Right. 731 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,360 Like a pro. 732 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,760 There is a professional racing driver there 733 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,600 that I know really well. 734 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,200 I'm not saying he was a Stig, but he was. 735 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,960 And he's laughing at me. 736 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,840 I'm not laughing at you. Stop it! 737 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,040 I'm not! 738 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,680 In order to qualify for the race, 739 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,920 both Anthony and I need to get three timed laps under our belts. 740 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,040 Here we go. This is it. 741 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,560 Through these barriers out onto the track. 742 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,640 It's qualifying only Richard. 743 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,680 We're not racing yet, remember that. 744 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:15,080 This will be a timed lap, so he'll have a good time, I think. 745 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,200 Richard's very humble. 746 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,520 Despite what he says he does know what he's doing. 747 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,640 But watching him 748 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,200 just these first laps actually, 749 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,360 he was on in a bit of a crowd. 750 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,840 He's in an unfortunate spot 751 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,640 on the track in the qualifying session 752 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,840 with people in his way. 753 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,800 But he's managed to control that really well. 754 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,760 It's busy. 755 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,240 I don't think I got one clear lap, 756 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,800 in fact I didn't. 757 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,400 But it was great fun. I loved it. 758 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,000 Can't wait for the race. 759 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,800 Coming now, isn't he? 760 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,920 216. 761 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,160 216? 762 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,120 Bloody hell. That's a result. 763 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,440 (LAUGHS) 216, 764 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,440 4 seconds quicker than yesterday. 765 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,400 Where's he put us? Nice. 766 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,120 That's good, isn't it? That's really good. 767 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,320 Really good. That's good news. 768 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,960 Nice. Excellent. Good. Hurrah! 769 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,760 Our lap times mean we've qualified 4th in our class for the race. 770 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,120 Not a bad start. 771 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,040 And the engine hasn't exploded... yet. 772 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:31,160 So, plan will be I'm gonna be starting amidst 42 cars. 773 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:34,320 I will try very hard, first and foremost not to get clobbered. 774 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,600 Just survive, just survive the first few laps. 775 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,080 (ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA) 776 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,880 (TENSE MUSIC) 777 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,720 My only real moment of relief 778 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,360 it's going to be getting through that first corner. 779 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,480 First right hander. 780 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:58,440 42 cars, piling into it as fast as they can go 781 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,320 on a freshly damp track on fairly cold tyres. 782 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,400 Right. Here we go. 783 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,120 God, this is brilliant. 784 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,880 Right. I am on the starting grid. 785 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,480 Red lights are on. 786 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,080 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 787 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,800 He's gone past quite a few cars. 788 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,800 That was brilliant! 789 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,760 Well, we're away, I'm doing it. 790 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,880 Sorry, mate. He's got a problem. 791 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,400 Come on, Doris. 792 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:11,200 Little Triumph. Wahey! 793 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,520 Go on lad! 794 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,960 (LAUGHS) 795 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,880 That's your lot there, Reg. 796 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,280 218. 218? 797 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,680 Good lad. 798 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,360 All I want to do is pass this. 799 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,960 Get it. Get it. Get it. 800 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,800 I'm gonna get it. 801 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,640 There you go! It's done. 802 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,120 That's you done. 803 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,880 Absolutely loving this. 804 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,120 (LAUGHS) 805 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,240 217 that one so he is going down. 806 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,520 Going quicker. 807 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,920 I think we call him in. 808 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,960 He's coming in and stop. 809 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,880 God, I loved that, every second of it. 810 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,040 Even when it rained. 811 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,160 Well done, mate, well done. 812 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,280 My job is done. 813 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,360 It's now up to Anthony to bring it home. 814 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,520 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 815 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,640 He's doing a 17. He's doing alright. 816 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,880 Good. 817 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,960 Third in class, 22nd. 818 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,160 Right. Third in class. 819 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,360 22nd overall, but third in class. 820 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,040 That's good. That's really good. 821 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,320 213. Bloody hell. Well done, Ant. 822 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,320 That is the chequered flag. 823 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,480 There it is! 824 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,880 Still third in class. 825 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,120 Go on fella, get it across the line this time. 826 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,360 And we are done. 827 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,480 There's Anthony! 828 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,680 Go on fella! 829 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,000 (LAUGHS) 830 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,440 We finished another race, 831 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,520 we finished another race. 832 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,080 Brilliant! We bloody did it! 833 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,160 Well done, everybody. 834 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,880 Whoa! 835 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,720 I could get used to this. 836 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,680 217. 837 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,120 Fab. 838 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,800 That's a result. That's P3. That's podium. 839 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,520 Richard did a great stint. 840 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,360 And Ant has done a really good job, spitting with rain. 841 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,440 You never know how much it's dropped on the-the next corner. 842 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,080 So, he's brought it home. It's great. 843 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,520 Really chuffed. 844 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,880 The-the whole team's done really well. 845 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,080 Pulled together. 846 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,760 I'm really proud of what they've achieved 847 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,000 over the weekend. 848 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,520 So, really well done. 849 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,800 Thank you very much. 850 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,000 Already got mine. Well, cheers all. 851 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,000 To racing and to finishing and to being placed. 852 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,160 Technically on the podium. 853 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,200 I mean, that's that-that is. That's good. 854 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,400 I've eaten mine already. 855 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,280 Did you just inhale it? It's actually gone. 856 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,520 That's two races in a row now we finished. 857 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,360 So, this is showing as a team we're progressing. 858 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,800 It's getting better and better. 859 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,400 I loved it, I loved being in the zone, 860 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,880 in the moment, away from it all. 861 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:32,120 And if the business' purpose now is for me to support that, 862 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,640 to make that possible, I'm happy. 863 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,280 This is brilliant fun. This is why we do it. 864 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,680 I need more of this, which means I need to make the business work. 865 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,400 Simple as that. 866 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,520 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 867 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,720 So, Johnny Vaughan's Maserati 868 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:55,880 managed the motorway fine 869 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,200 but I am now in snarling London traffic. 870 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,440 I want to go into his radio show and hand him the keys, 871 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,560 but I can't do that if his radio show is finished. 872 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,920 I've got to get right across from West London to the centre 873 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,280 in the rain, in an old Italian car, in time. 874 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,360 I have been given strict instructions 875 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,360 to get to the studio to be on Johnny Vaughn's show 876 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,360 and hand over the keys at 6:20. 877 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,960 Current ETA, 6:25. 878 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,760 Um... That'll do. 879 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,880 Oh, going in. Oh, I'm coming in! 880 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,040 Hello! Hello! 881 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,200 Radio X. 882 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,600 I'm Johnny Vaughan this is The 4till7 Thang. 883 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,000 Er, Richard Hammond's just literally walked to the studio. 884 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,000 Hi Richie. I walked in casually. 885 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:47,560 I hope you saw? It was really casual. 886 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,240 I kind of... did I sashay? 887 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,680 Yeah. The swagger of a champ. 888 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,920 The swagger. That's the word. 889 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,360 He had the swagger of a champion. I swaggered. Yeah. 890 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,440 How are you? 891 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,120 I haven't seen you since my trip to your workshop. 892 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,680 I'm very well indeed. Thank you. How are you? 893 00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,600 Not too bad. Have you brought my car back? 894 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,960 Yes. What's in the envelope? 895 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,080 No don't tell me that's the invoice. 896 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,240 It's the bill, mate. 897 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,200 I thought this would be like showbiz freebie. 898 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,440 No, you see, this is the real world. 899 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,880 This is the bill in the brown envelope. 900 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,920 Oh, my god it actually is a tax. 901 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,400 You are a shocker. 902 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,720 And that's... Oh! 903 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,520 Oh, wait a second ladies and gentlemen, 904 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,360 it's an MOT test certificate! 905 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,520 Yay! Yay!! 906 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,120 It's parked just down the road. What? 907 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,760 Hazards on, that's alright in London, isn't it? 908 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,840 You can park where you like, 909 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,160 I don't know, I'm from Herefordshire. 910 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,920 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 911 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,480 Ford Escort RS2000. 912 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,600 What this car is, 913 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,800 is a big blue slice of humble pie. 914 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,600 Wahey, here we go. 915 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,200 We are properly up against it with the Rolls Royce. 916 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,880 This deadline is a deadline, you cannot move D-Day. 917 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,000 To the wire doesn't quite cover this one. 918 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,280 'Cause if there's a mistake now there's no fixing it. 919 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,480 (CLOSING MUSIC) 920 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,560 Captioned by AI-Media ai-media.tv