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[all] Whoa!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Dig this
We're the last hope of the human race ♪
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♪ Embark on a journey ♪
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♪ Into outer space ♪
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♪ Blast off, there's no going back
We're on our way ♪
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♪ Dogs in Space! ♪
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♪ Woo! ♪
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♪ Dogs in Space! ♪
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[whale sound]
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[sighs] Well, that was a bust.
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No, this is a bust. [chuckles]
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And it's worth a fortune.
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Talk about a successful mission, team.
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I'd love to talk about
a successful mission Ed,
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but the whole planet
was allergic to dogs. So...
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Glass half full, Stella. Glass half full.
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Ah!
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[Chonies gasps] Cy-Bark?
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Guys, it's Cy-Bark,
my old battle-mech. Let him in.
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Let him in!. Lower the shields.
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[console beeps]
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He must have missed me.
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And I gave him free will,
so I didn't even force him to miss me.
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He must just like my personality.
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Hey, buddy. Long time no--
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-[grunts]
-[whimpers]
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Get your metal hands off him.
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There is a galaxy-wide bounty on his head.
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I have come to collect.
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[grunts]
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Ow!
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Chonies, I thought you said
you made him softer.
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Only emotionally.
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-[grunting, clamoring]
-Don't hurt him!
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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My boy!
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My sweet boy! No!
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Wait, wait. Chonies is the least-likely
one of us to have a bounty on him.
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-Ooh, where do I rank?
-Third.
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Fifth. Fourth.
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-Second.
-[whimpers]
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First.
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So, I may know why this happened.
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[all] Ed!
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[groans] You're bounty-hunting now?
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You said you were a pacifist.
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This doesn't feel very pacifist-y.
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[dramatic music plays]
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Hey, help me.
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I'm being dognapped.
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[screams]
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[whirring]
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[grunts]
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I thought we were friends.
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I would never have given you
those sentient stickers if I knew you'd--
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[gasps] Your stickers!
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They've been scratched off!
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-But that means...
-[Cy-Bark laughs]
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Who are you?
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Oh, you might not know me, but I know you.
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Chonies.
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[screams]
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Look, when you're a thief,
you gotta cover your tracks, right?
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Ed, what did you do?
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What did you do?
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Stolen by Chonies?
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-I designed them myself.
-[grunts]
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So you framed Chonies and not me?
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Ugh! I want a cool reputation.
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This is a new low, Ed.
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Come on.
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I gave Chonies a cool, bad boy image
he'd never get on his own.
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-I didn't think--
-Exactly! You didn't think.
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All you care about
is avoiding consequences.
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And in the interest
of avoiding consequences for this snafu,
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I know how we can find him.
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[Mavis] My name is Mavis,
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and I am the galaxy's most talented thief.
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There's no tomb I can't raid.
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No nest egg I can't pilfer.
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No vault I can't crack.
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But every single time I do it,
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you've gotten there first.
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Stolen by Chonies.
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Stolen by Chonies.
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Stolen by Chonies!
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But today, I collect the bounty
on your head
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to make up for
every treasure you've beat me to.
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[laughs]
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And with you gone,
I can steal from anywhere!
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Finally be known across the galaxy
for my talent.
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And the irony is, it's all thanks to you.
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Thanks to me?
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Look what I found
when I hijacked this bag of bolts.
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You gave him sentience
with the stickers I was planning to steal.
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Ma'am, you've got the wrong guy.
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I've never stolen anything,
not even my owner's socks back on Earth.
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And I really wanted those socks.
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Your lies won't work on me, Chonies.
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Your reputation precedes you.
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The Dog of a Thousand Faces.
The Floppy-eared Honey Track.
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But my ears aren't floppy, look!
Cartilage.
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Save it for intergalactic prison.
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We can sort this out. My friends
will find me and they'll tell you.
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Then let's make sure they don't.
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Cy-Bark, scan his body
for tracking devices.
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-I don't have a tracking device.
-[beeps]
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-[Cy-Bark] Tracking device located.
-Huh?
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[laughs]
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[zapping]
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[laughing continues]
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-[whirring]
-[grunts, sobs]
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Garbage is not taking this well.
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[grunts]
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Have you seen this dog?
Have you seen this adorable little dog?
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[beeping]
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You've reactivated our microchips?
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What's the big deal?
Our humans aren't using them, right?
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But I need to know where you are.
For hoodwinking and schemes and such.
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I think the big deal
is the invasion of privacy.
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How would we find Chonies
if I hadn't invaded your privacy?
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[rapid beeping]
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[nervous chuckling]
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Well, we know he's here somewhere.
Thanks to me.
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So we're even, right?
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No!
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[crying]
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[sniffles]
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You killed him! You monster!
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Why?
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It's just a deer, friend.
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He was a dear friend.
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But also, so much more!
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[crying continues]
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Garbage, Chonies doesn't have antlers,
remember?
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I'm starting to forget him already.
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Oh, hello, shady alien saloon.
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Bet we can get answers in there.
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Ed, it doesn't look very safe.
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Maybe not for rubes like you, Captain,
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but these are my kinda... people.
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Huh.
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[sighs] Well,
that's gentrification for you, I guess.
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Welcome to... [retches, slurps]
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Table for five?
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[beeping]
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[deep voice] Testing, testing. One, two.
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Testing, testing.
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Don't worry, Cy-Bark.
I'm getting us out of here.
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And then I'm gonna give Ed
a real talking to.
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[beeping]
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Hello, is this the intergalactic
sheriff's department?
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I have something that may interest you.
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No, I'm not the same person
who threatened to blow up the sun.
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I'm just using a voice-disguiser too.
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Come on, you can do it.
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Well, it's not my fault that
voice-disguisers always sound the same...
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Because the other setting's
not as menacing...
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-Look, I'll show you.
-[beeps]
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[high-pitched voice] You won't
take me seriously with this voice.
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See. I can hear you laughing.
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Ah, look.
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[normal voice] I'm just saying that
I caught the notorious thief Chonies,
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and I want the bounty.
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Okay. Now break out.
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[whirring]
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No! Break out. Not into dance.
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[powering down]
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[gasps]
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Looking for this?
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[whimpers] Ah!
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You think I didn't expect you
to try and break out, Chonies?
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I gotta say though, applied science?
Not your usual MO.
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Given your reputation, I was expecting
some kind of brilliant con.
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-[whirring]
-[sighs]
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You want me to be more like Ed, do ya?
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Well, you got it.
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Have you seen this dog?
Have you seen this adorable little dog?
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Have you seen this dog?
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Ooh, alien appetizers look so good!
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-[smacking]
-Ah! Oh!
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[chuckles] These are way too hot.
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Also fizzy. Mayo works on them?
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And they seem to be whispering
threats to me?
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Eh, food is food.
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[smacking]
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Have you seen this adorable,
precious, sweet little dog?
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He... he's... he's missing.
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Maybe. What's it worth to ya?
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Anything. Name your price.
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Hmm. Your fur sure looks tasty.
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Deal. Anyone in here got some clippers.
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Okay. Let me handle negotiations, pal.
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Tell us what you know,
and we'll tell you what it's worth.
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Well, I saw this giant robot thing
carrying up--
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Wait, do I know you?
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Me? No.
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Yeah, I do. You hijacked my cache
of stolen space rubies last year.
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You're... you're...
What's his name? Garbage!
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What? It wouldn't be fair on me
to just blame Chonie...
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Service is kinda slow here,
and I'm getting kinda hungry.
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[grunting]
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Get off him! [grunts]
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[groans] It burns! It fizzes!
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Food you can eat and weaponize?
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[chuckles] Five stars.
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This way.
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[panting]
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Well, what a surprise, Ed.
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Consequences of your actions
literally came back to bite you.
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[stutters] That's a coincidence.
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It was just one guy I happened to con.
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[flushing]
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[farting]
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[beeps]
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Wait, I know you.
You sold me fake hunting knives.
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-You're Pepper!
-Actually, I'm Pepper.
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[grunts]
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[alien groans]
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Gross.
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Just one guy, huh?
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[stutters] I know how to fix this.
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Take responsibility?
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-Shave my fur and trade it for Chonies?
-Nope.
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Disguises.
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[whirring]
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Hey. So, out of curiosity,
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how high is the bounty on my Ed,
I mean head?
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Why are you talking like someone tried to
poison you but gave up halfway through?
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What? No, this is my... true voice.
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Uh-huh. Bounty's 800 diamond bars.
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Only 800?
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That's nothing compared to
the loot I stashed over the years.
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Stashed? Did you say stashed?
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Sold. I mean sold.
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Where's the loot, Chonies?
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Give me everything you beat me to,
or I will beat you to death!
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You let me outta here, and I'll show you.
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You can keep the whole lot... of loot.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Then I guess you'll just have to
make do with no proof
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that you were ever talented enough
to steal the same treasures I did.
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Ah, well...
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Tell me where it is first.
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If everything checks out, I'll let you go.
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You promise?
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Absolutely. Thieves honor.
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[laughs]
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This is less conspicuous. Really, Ed?
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Captain, please. You know how many times
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I've used this exact disguise
to get out of tricky situations?
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Excuse me, Miss. Have you seen--
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Wait, I know you.
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You conned me out of
that weapons shipment. You're Nomi!
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I think the answer would be
too many times, Ed.
258
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Aw, you did frame me. Thanks, pal.
259
00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:01,541
Hey, I know you.
260
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,916
You left my son at the altar. You're Loaf!
261
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,916
Ahh!
262
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:13,416
-[gasps]
-You stole an appetizer.
263
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:15,875
[clears throat]
264
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,666
Okay, so...
265
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,208
now that we have
everyone's full attention...
266
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,625
have any of you seen this dog?
267
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:27,083
You had the map all along, baby.
268
00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:29,083
But, they're blank.
269
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,833
Invisible ink, duh.
270
00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:34,583
But, Cy-Bark does have
a top-secret scanning function
271
00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:36,333
that only I know how--
272
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,666
Tell me what to press, cartilage ears.
273
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,458
Okay, uh. Do you see a blue lever?
274
00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:45,458
Ahh!
275
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:46,916
I didn't say touch it.
276
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,875
Hold down
the purple button beneath it and--
277
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:52,791
-There's a magenta and an indigo!
-No.
278
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,291
There's a pink and a purple.
279
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,791
Light purple or dark purple?
280
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,208
Dark purple!
281
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,583
-Ow!
-[glass shattering]
282
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:04,333
I admit. This might not have happened
if I hadn't conned these guys.
283
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:06,333
-You think?
-Well, duh!
284
00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:08,958
-Oh, you figured that out, huh?
-That is incredibly obvious.
285
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:15,125
Okay, are you flicking the thumb-sensor,
tickling the pressure pad,
286
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:18,250
and tapping the button in five-eight time?
287
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:21,000
-This better be worth it, Chonies.
-[beeps]
288
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:25,083
Oh, it will be.
Now hit the button under the seat.
289
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,750
[beeps, blaring]
290
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,416
Self-destruct mode activated.
Clear the area.
291
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,083
Thirty seconds remaining.
292
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,958
What? Self destruct? No!
293
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,958
I'm afraid you're locked in.
294
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:39,458
Well, that's what
most of my instructions were.
295
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:40,791
Some were just for fun.
296
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:44,041
Get me out of here, Chonies!
297
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:48,625
Gee, I'd love to,
but I'm so trapped in here. Hmm.
298
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:51,416
-[groans] Fine.
-[beeps]
299
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,208
[whirring]
300
00:14:58,750 --> 00:14:59,750
[beeping]
301
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:01,833
Ow!
302
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,750
Self-destruct deactivated.
303
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,833
[whirring]
304
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:09,583
So Mavis, wanna see what my friend here
can really do?
305
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,958
Whoa!
306
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:15,958
[sighs]
307
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,500
[groaning]
308
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,166
[growing]
309
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,375
[groaning]
310
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,166
-[gasps]
-Ed, please,
311
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:28,083
for the sake of a few bones
these guys haven't broken yet,
312
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,250
no more cons.
313
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:33,583
It's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna give them
the greatest con of all.
314
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,000
The truth.
315
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,708
[clears throat] Hey, guys.
316
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:43,416
Uh... I just wanna say sorry
for screwing you all over.
317
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,166
I didn't think about
what stealing your jewels,
318
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,333
your dreams of marital bliss,
your appetizer would mean to you.
319
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,125
I only thought about
avoiding consequences.
320
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,416
You could give it all back.
321
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:59,625
If I could, I would,
but I've long since sold everything.
322
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,583
Kill him!
323
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:09,458
[growling]
324
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,291
[gasps]
325
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:28,208
Give back my sweet boy!
326
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,375
[gasps] Chonies!
327
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,500
Don't you ever worry me like that again.
328
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,916
You hear me? Ever!
329
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,166
If it means you're gonna hug me this much,
330
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,625
I am definitely gonna
worry you like this again.
331
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,416
[Ed] Sentient stickers. On the house.
332
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:56,625
But don't put them on the house.
Unless you want an alive house.
333
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,875
[crackling]
334
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,125
My free will has returned.
335
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,875
Chonies, you've liberated me again.
336
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,291
Don't worry, Cy-Bark. That just means...
337
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,791
you owe me a favor.
338
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,291
-Huh?
-What?
339
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,750
Is that supposed to be me?
Terrible impression.
340
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:21,458
Sorry, had to channel my inner Ed
to escape, so...
341
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,916
So, I saved you
by being charmingly deceitful.
342
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,791
Yes, but that's also
how you got me trapped.
343
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,000
I know. I'm sorry.
344
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,000
From now on,
I'm taking credit for my actions.
345
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,541
Shouldn't that be taking responsibility?
346
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,958
Eh, close enough. Let's not push our luck.
347
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,541
Well, well. If it ain't Chonies.
348
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,583
It ain't Chonies.
349
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:45,416
Nice try.
We know all about your reputation.
350
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,083
The most notorious thief in ten systems.
351
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:51,916
And now, the whole galaxy is gonna
see your face and know your name.
352
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,125
The whole galaxy? My face?
353
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,208
I mean, yes.
354
00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:00,750
That's me, the most
notorious thief there is.
355
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,500
Finally.
356
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,041
-Just so you know, my real name is Mavi--
-[phone ringing]
357
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:11,875
-Hello.
-[indistinct talking on phone]
358
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,375
Uh, really?
359
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,250
-That one too, huh?
-Ahh!
360
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,500
Impressive. Sure, no problem.
Thanks for the tip.
361
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,125
-Ma'am, you're free to go.
-What? No!
362
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,750
Arrest me.
363
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:25,958
This guy, Ed, just called.
Turns out he is the real Chonies.
364
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,916
Gave us a lot of specific details
that only he would know.
365
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,416
Took all the credit.
366
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:34,125
Sorry for the misunderstanding, ma'am.
We thought you were a master thief!
367
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,458
[laughs] Our mistake.
368
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,750
[screams] No!
369
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,000
[ending theme music plays]