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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎我們是人類的最後希望

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‎踏上一場外太空奇航

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‎出發，我們只能勇敢飛向前方

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‎（肉夫）

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‎汪汪上太空

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‎汪汪上太空

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‎劇名：張冠李戴

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‎剛剛真是太糟糕了

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‎不，我可是大豐收

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‎這個價值連城

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‎這趟任務還真是成功

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‎我也希望是成功的任務，艾德

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‎但整個星球都對狗過敏

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‎喜黛樂，要用樂觀的思考方式

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‎賽汪？

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‎各位，是賽汪

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‎我以前的戰鬥機甲

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‎快讓他進來，解除護盾

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‎他一定很想我

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‎而且我給了他自由意志
‎所以我沒有強迫他想我

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‎他一定是喜歡我的個性

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‎嘿，兄弟

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‎好久不…

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‎把你的金屬手拿開！

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‎銀河系中有人重金懸賞他的項上人頭

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‎我來獵人頭了

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‎丘尼斯，你不是把他變溫柔了嗎？

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‎只是情感上變溫柔

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‎別傷害他！

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‎小兄弟！

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‎我可愛的小兄弟

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‎不！

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‎等等，我們所有人當中
‎最不可能被懸賞的就是丘尼斯

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‎那我排名第幾？

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‎第三名、第五名、第四名、第二名

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‎第一名

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‎話說，我可能知道這件事的緣由

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‎艾德！

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‎你現在當賞金獵人了？

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‎你明明說你是和平主義者

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‎這樣感覺一點都不和平

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‎救我，我被綁架了！

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‎我還以為我們是朋友

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‎早知道你會變成這樣
‎我就絕對不會給你那些感知貼紙…

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‎你的貼紙！

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‎貼紙被刮掉了

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‎但那就表示你…

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‎妳是誰？

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‎你可能不認識我

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‎但我認識你

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‎丘尼斯！

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‎聽著，偷完東西總要隱匿行蹤吧？

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‎艾德，你幹了什麼好事？

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‎（丘尼斯偷的）

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‎丘尼斯偷的？

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‎這是我親自設計的

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‎所以你陷害了丘尼斯，不是我？

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‎我也要一個很酷的名聲

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‎卑鄙到極點了，艾德

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‎別這樣嘛

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‎我幫丘尼斯打造酷痞子形象

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‎他自己絕對辦不到

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‎我沒想到…

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‎沒錯，你沒有用腦子想

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‎你就只在乎規避責任

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‎說到為了規避這件鳥事的責任

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‎我知道要怎麼找到他

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‎我叫梅菲絲

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‎我是銀河系最有才華的小偷

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‎天下沒有我盜不了的墓

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‎沒有我偷不了的蛋

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‎沒有我破解不了的金庫

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‎但我每一次這麼做的時候

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‎都被你捷足先登了

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‎丘尼斯偷的

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‎但今天呢

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‎我要獵你的項上人頭，換取懸賞獎金

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‎來彌補過去
‎被你捷足先得的每一樣寶物

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‎只要除掉你

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‎我就能在任何地方偷東西

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‎終於可以在銀河系中以我的才華著稱

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‎諷刺的是，這全都多虧了你

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‎多虧了我？

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‎看看我劫持這團螺栓時發現了什麼

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‎你用貼紙來給他知覺
‎那是我本來打算偷的貼紙

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‎女士，妳抓錯人了

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‎我從來沒偷過東西

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‎我連地球上主人的襪子都不敢偷

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‎我真的很想要那雙襪子

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‎你對我說謊也沒有用，丘尼斯

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‎你早就聲名遠播了

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‎人稱千面狗

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‎垂耳仙人跳

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‎但我的耳朵一點都不垂
‎妳看，都是軟骨

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‎留到星際監獄去辯解吧

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‎我們可以解開誤會

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‎我的朋友會找到我，他們會告訴妳

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‎那我要確保他們找不到你

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‎賽汪，掃描找出他體內的追蹤裝置

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‎我身上沒有追蹤裝置

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‎找到追蹤裝置

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‎拉基的反應有點激烈

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‎（尋狗啟事）

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‎你有看到這隻狗嗎？

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‎你有看到這隻可愛的小狗嗎？

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‎你重新啟動了我們的晶片？

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‎有什麼大不了的？

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‎反正人類現在用不到，對吧

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‎但我必須掌握你們的行蹤

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‎這樣我才有辦法為非作歹

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‎怎麼會沒什麼大不了？
‎這是侵犯隱私耶

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‎如果我沒侵犯你們的隱私
‎又要怎麼找到丘尼斯？

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‎總之，我們知道他在這裡的某處

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‎全都多虧了我

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‎這樣扯平了吧？

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‎不！

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‎你殺了他！

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‎你這個怪物！

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‎為什麼要殺他？

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‎這位朋友，那只是一隻鹿

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‎他是我的好朋友

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‎但也不只是朋友而已

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‎拉基，丘尼斯沒有鹿角，記得嗎？

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‎我已經開始忘記他了

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‎看看這是什麼

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‎是外星人黑市酒吧

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‎在那裡面一定能找到答案

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‎可是看起來不太安全

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‎艦長，妳涉世未深或許不習慣

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‎但這裡的人可是我的…同類？

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‎看來這就是仕紳化的結果

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‎歡迎來到…

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‎五人用餐嗎？

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‎測試，一、二

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‎測試

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‎別擔心，賽汪

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‎我會帶著你逃出去的

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‎然後我要對艾德好好罵一頓

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‎你好，這裡是星際警局嗎？

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‎我有一件你可能會感興趣的事

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‎不，我不是威脅要炸掉太陽的那個人

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‎我只是一樣用變聲器來偽裝聲音

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‎加油，你可以的

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‎變聲器聽起來都一樣
‎這又不是我的錯

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‎因為其他設定聽起來沒那麼可怕

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‎來，我給你聽

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‎如果用這聲音，你不會把我當真

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‎你看吧？我都聽到你在笑了

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‎聽著，我想說的是

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‎我抓到惡名昭彰的神偷丘尼斯

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‎我要換取懸賞獎金

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‎好了，闖出去吧

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‎不對，是闖出去，不是開始跳舞啦

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‎在找這個嗎？

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‎丘尼斯，你以為我沒料到
‎你會試圖逃跑嗎？

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‎但我不得不說

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‎應用科技不是你平常的作案手法

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‎從你的名聲來看

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‎我還以為你會使出
‎爾虞我詐的高明手段

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‎妳期望我更像艾德，是吧？

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‎好，沒問題

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‎有看到這隻狗嗎？

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‎你有看到這隻可愛的小狗嗎？

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‎你有看到這隻狗嗎？

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‎外星人的開胃菜看起來好好吃

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‎太燙了！

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‎還會起泡

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‎上面怎麼長小肉瘤？

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‎而且似乎還在呢喃細語，口出威脅？

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‎算了，食物就是食物

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‎你有看到這隻可愛到不行的小狗嗎？

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‎他…失蹤了

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‎或許有，你願意付出什麼代價？

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‎什麼都願意，盡管開個價吧

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‎你的毛看起來真好吃

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‎成交，誰有剪毛器？

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‎好了，讓我來處理談判吧，老兄

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‎你先說你知道些什麼
‎我再替情報來訂價

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‎我看到一個巨大機甲帶走一個…

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‎等一下，我是不是認識你？

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‎我？不可能

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‎對，我認得你

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‎你去年劫走了
‎我藏起來的太空紅寶石贓物

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‎你是…叫什麼來著…拉基！

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‎幹嘛？只誣賴丘尼斯就太不公平了！

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‎這裡的服務有點慢，我開始有點餓了

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‎放開他！

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‎好燙！好刺！

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‎食物既可以吃又可以當武器？

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‎我給五顆星

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‎往這邊走

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‎真是大驚喜，艾德

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‎你那些行為帶來的後果
‎回來反咬你一口了

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‎那…是巧合

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‎我眾多的詐騙對象中
‎就剛好遇到其中一人

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‎等等，我認得你

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‎你賣假狩獵刀給我

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‎你是小辣椒

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‎其實我才是小辣椒

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‎噁心

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‎只有一個人？

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‎我知道該怎麼解決這個問題

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‎-負起責任？
‎-幫我剃毛，拿來換回丘尼斯？

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‎不是

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‎利用偽裝

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‎話說，出於好奇心

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‎艾德的懸賞獎金到底是多少

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‎我是說，我啦

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‎你為什麼講話很像有人試圖毒死你

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‎結果下手到一半放棄了？

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‎什麼？不是啊，這是…

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‎我真正的聲音

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‎懸賞獎金是800鑽石棒

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‎才800而已？

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‎這跟我多年來藏的贓物相比
‎根本不值一提

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‎藏起來？你說藏起來了嗎？

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‎賣掉，我是說賣掉

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‎贓貨藏在哪裡，丘尼斯？

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‎你早我一步偷走的贓物給我交出來
‎否則我就把你活活打死

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‎妳先放我出去，我就帶妳去看

222
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:10,291
‎整批贓貨都可以讓給妳

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00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:12,083
‎你哪裡也別想去

224
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,458
‎那看來妳永遠也無法證明

225
00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:20,708
‎妳跟我一樣厲害
‎有本事偷到我先偷走的寶物

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‎真可惜

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‎先告訴我東西在哪裡

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‎如果你說的都是真的，我就放你走

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‎妳保證？

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‎當然，我以盜賊的榮譽發誓

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‎這樣最好比較不顯眼啦
‎你是認真的嗎，艾德？

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‎艦長，拜託

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‎妳都不知道有多少次
‎我靠一模一樣的偽裝逃出危險情況

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‎不好意思，小姐，妳有沒有看到…

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‎等等，我認得妳

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‎我上次有一批武器貨運被妳騙走了

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‎妳是糯米！

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‎我想答案是“太多次了”，艾德

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‎原來你也陷害了我

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‎謝謝你，朋友

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‎嘿，我認得你

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‎你騙我兒子結婚又落跑

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‎你是肉夫！

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‎你偷了一盤開胃菜

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‎好，所以…

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‎現在得到大家的注意了

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‎有沒有人看到這隻狗？

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‎地圖一直都在妳手上，寶貝

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‎但上面是空白的

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‎是隱形墨水啦，真是的

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‎但賽汪卻有最高機密的掃描功能

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‎只有我知道怎麼…

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‎軟骨耳朵，快說，要按哪個按鈕

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‎好，有看到藍色的把手嗎？

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‎我又沒叫妳碰它！

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‎壓住它下面的紫色按鈕…

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‎有紅紫色和藍紫色按鈕

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‎不對，有粉紅色和紫色按鈕

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‎淺紫色還是深紫色？

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‎深紫色！

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‎好吧…好痛！

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‎我承認，如果我沒騙過這些人
‎這一切可能就不會發生

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‎這還用說？

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‎廢話

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‎-你終於發現了嗎？
‎-這也太明顯了吧

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‎好，妳有沒有撥拇指感應器

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‎搔弄壓力感應踏墊

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‎還有用五拍子節奏敲打按鈕？

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‎好麻煩，這最好值回票價，丘尼斯

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‎放心，一定會的

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‎現在，按一下座位底下的按鈕

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‎啟動自毀模式，請離開此地

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‎剩下30秒

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‎什麼？自毀模式？

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‎不要！

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‎妳恐怕被關在裡面了

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‎我大部分給的指示
‎就是為了把妳關起來

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00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:40,791
‎有些純粹是好玩

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‎快放我出去，丘尼斯

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‎我很樂意，但我被困在這裡

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‎好吧

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‎解除自毀模式

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‎梅菲絲，想看看
‎我朋友真正的本事嗎？

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‎艾德，拜託你看在大家
‎少數還沒被打斷的骨頭份上

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‎不要再騙人了

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‎沒事的

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00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:33,583
‎我要給他們看史上最大的騙局

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‎那就是真相

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‎嘿，各位

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‎我只是想道歉，以前把你們騙慘了

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00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,166
‎我沒想過盜走你的珠寶

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00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,458
‎剝削你結婚的美夢

293
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:49,333
‎和偷妳的開胃菜會有多嚴重

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00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,125
‎我只想著要規避後果

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00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,416
‎你可以把東西還給我們

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‎如果可以的話，我也會還

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‎但我早就把東西全都變賣了

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‎殺了他！

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‎把我的小兄弟還給我

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‎丘尼斯！

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‎你再也不要那樣嚇死我了

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‎你聽到了嗎？

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‎永遠都不准

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‎如果這表示你會緊緊抱著我

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00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,625
‎我一定會像這次一樣再讓你擔心

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‎感知貼紙，免費招待

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‎但不要貼在房子上

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‎除非你想要房子活過來

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00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,208
‎我的自由意志又回來了

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00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,208
‎丘尼斯，你再次解放了我

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‎別擔心，賽汪

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‎這代表…

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‎你欠我一個人情

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‎-什麼？
‎-你在模仿我嗎？

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‎模仿得很爛

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‎抱歉，我是靠著艾德思維才逃出來的

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‎這麼說來，是我救了你

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00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,958
‎我迷人的騙術救了你

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‎是沒錯，但我被困住也是因為你

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‎我知道，對不起

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00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,000
‎從現在開始
‎我要為自己的行為負起功勞

322
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,541
‎不是負起責任嗎？

323
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,958
‎已經很接近了，我們見好就收

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00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,541
‎丘尼斯，真是稀客

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00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,583
‎我不是丘尼斯

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00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:43,583
‎少來了

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00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:45,458
‎我們久仰大名了

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00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:48,083
‎十大星系裡最惡名昭彰的小偷

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00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:51,958
‎妳的臉和名字現在會傳遍整個銀河系

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‎整個銀河系？我的臉？

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‎我是說…對，就是我！

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‎天下最惡名昭彰的小偷

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‎終於啊

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00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:03,791
‎順便一提

335
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,291
‎我的真名是梅菲絲…

336
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:10,916
‎你好

337
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,333
‎真的嗎？那個也是嗎？

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00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,125
‎天啊，真厲害

339
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,166
‎好，沒問題，謝謝告知

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00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,041
‎女士，妳可以走了

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00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,125
‎什麼？不要！

342
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,708
‎逮捕我！

343
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,208
‎艾德剛剛打電話來

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00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,208
‎原來他才是真正的丘尼斯

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00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,958
‎他說出很多只有他知道的細節

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‎他搶走所有功勞

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00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,291
‎抱歉了，誤會一場，女士

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00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,541
‎我們還以為妳是神偷大盜

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00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,666
‎是我們搞錯了

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