Ahhh! Ladybug! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-Ahhh.
Today's the day.
No, it's not!
I'm not getting sucked into space today. No, Sir.
Another day, another doughnut.
Loaf to crew, can I get a status report?
Nice of you to show up, Loaf.
Our status is that we're about to land.
How come Loaf can show up late,
but I get in trouble for tying Chonies' ears together while he's sleeping?
It's okay, Loaf. All eyes on the mission today.
Our lives may be in your hands.
Loaf? Loaf, hello?
Are you eating chips into the mic again? Loaf?
Sorry, everyone okay?
Everyone is just peachy.
For now.
Hello? You there?
Say something.
I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Okay, bye.
You don't wanna hang up on us, Loaf.
We got eyes on your crew.
Blasters pointed.
If you don't do exactly as we say, I'm afraid we're gonna have to kill 'em.
Sorry. I know that's a bummer.
A bummer?
It's a full-blown mishap!
Why are you doing this?
We're pirates. Hmm.
I'm Tontun. And we want that giant space cruiser you're on.
It looks fancy.
We like fancy.
Plus, our ship's seen better days.
You want the M-Bark?
Trust me, you don't.
The M-Bark is junky and, uh, smelly
and, uh, we got nothing fancy.
A reminder for Fancy Friday.
The cafeteria will be serving Wagyu beef over a white truffle sauce.
Yeah, we heard that.
Listen, we only want the ship, and we don't want it to get all bloody.
So just do what we ask
and we'll safely drop all your folks off on the nearest planet. Capisce?
How do I know you're not bluffing?
What? You don't trust us? Okay.
Well, what a delightful and peaceful mission.
Ooh, a butterfly!
-Ahhh! Dead butterfly!
Laser blast, take cover.
Oh, no!
That was a warning.
Next one won't miss.
So you gonna cooperate now?
Yes, yes. I'll do whatever you ask.
Okay. All we need is for you to switch off the external security cameras
so no one can see us coming.
We'll handle the rest.
I-I can't. I don't have clearance.
Okay, if that's how you wanna play it.
-Ahhh! Ahhh! -Should be safe in here
until we can assess what that blast was.
Uh, Ed, that pimple is glowing.
Pimple? Impossible.
I have a very thorough skincare regimen.
Oh, weird. It's on your arm now.
Oh, can I pop it?
Please, please, please, please, please!
That's not a pimple. It's a laser sight. They're back. Run!
Loaf. Come in. I need you.
Need me? Present. Danger. Aliens. Run!
I'm fine. It's Friday.
What? Are you okay? Loaf?
-Loaf? -Don't try to respond.
I cut the line.
I need you to stop panickin', or we're gonna have a problem.
No panicking. Yeah, copy that. Mm-hmm.
Just, please, don't hurt my friends.
Why does bad stuff always happen to me?
I don't know. Relax.
You were the first comms officer we were able to intercept.
Now stay on the line at all times, so we can be sure you're not betrayin' us.
Try to warn anyone, and your friends go splat!
Okay, I'm en route to security.
Lovely.
So, Loaf, what do you do for fun, hmm?
Tell me, or I'll blast your friends.
Kiddin'. But not.
Uh, well, I've been, uh, taking personality quizzes,
soap carving, oh, learning ballet, fantastic for my posture.
I also dabble in poetry.
Poetry, huh? I dabble in couplets myself.
Read me something, will ya?
Okay.
Father, fear me.
I am yesterday. I am the soil beneath your feet.
Once I was a pup.
You got anything that rhymes?
No!
Okay. I'm sorry I asked. Geez!
No, I mean, I'm at security now, but there are dogs inside.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?
Guards! Someone killed my balloon children.
You have to find the perp.
I'm in, but I don't know which wires to pull.
Hmm, that sounds like a Loaf problem.
Huh?
-Ugh.
Are you cryin', Loaf?
You kiddin' me?
Yeah, I am kidding.
Ugh! Grab a camera,
film some footage of space being all space-y and whatnot, and loop it.
Quickly or I blast the cute bug-eyed one.
Ahhh!
We'll get that balloon popper later.
Okay, I did it.
I did what you asked. Now can you leave my friends--
Attention! Code Red.
Unidentified alien in our trajectory.
Prepare defenses.
And don't panic!
You betrayed us!
Eh, and here I am thinkin' we developed a rapport.
No, no, no. I did what you asked.
So, my thumb may have got in the way when I was recording.
May have? It sounds like your thumb definitely got in the way.
But I did technically replace the footage,
so, uh, we all good then?
No! Time for your friends to meet Megan.
-Megan is what we call our laser beam.
And she's really hot.
-Wait, wait, I can fix this. -Loaf.
Answer me, Loaf!
Don't try to respond.
-Loaf here. -Ugh.
And everything is great. Super peachy.
-No trouble at all.
Loaf, where have you been?
We're stuck in a labyrinth, and not a fun, hedge maze-y one.
Loaf, look at the aerials and tell us how to get out of here, please.
Ahhh! Go left.
-Run!
Okay. Looks like your friends are getting themselves killed, with or without me.
I'll give you one more shot.
Any slip-ups, they get killed with me. That makes sense, right?
It does, thank you.
Okay, new plan.
Disable the ship's weapons and detain the guards. Got it?
Uh-huh. Piece of cake. Do it all the time.
Will you talk to me? Distract me?
Uh, tell me why your ship sucks?
So, the Rigatoni got sucked into a space tornado recently,
and our electrical system is held together with spit and chewing gum.
-Literally.
So, let me assure ya, we got nothin' to lose if you fail.
I won't fail.
You can do this, Loaf.
Huh?
Hmm.
Take that, fear of heights!
Oh, no! I forgot about my fear of the dark.
Ahhh! Ladybug! Ladybug.
Ladybug? Geez, I don't know if we're at nickname stage yet, pal.
It's just a speck of dirt. It's not real. It's not real.
Loaf, we're in over our heads here.
Which way do we go that won't get us killed?
I don't know. Uh, just trust your gut. You got this.
My gut's telling me that you need to tell us where to go!
Loaf, stay on task.
Hey, Loaf. What's taking so long?
I'm working on it!
Aliens spotted in the atrium. Has big, furry, and doggy wrists.
-It eats dogs!
All right, move everybody. Move!
-To the atrium. Now! -Now! Go, go, go!
I don't wanna die.
You make it to engineering, Loaf?
Yup. In here now.
Great.
Now take down those weapons.
No aliens in here.
All clear.
-Hey, let us out!
I'm sorry.
Guards are detained. Mission accomplished. I did it!
You sure did.
What do I tell the dogs?
Tell 'em, a bunch of space pirates convinced a cowardly dog
to hand deliver them a shiny new ship.
That's what happened, right?
As long as everyone's safe, I guess.
Are we almost done here?
Now you gotta open the hangar door and let us in.
Then your pals will be A-OK. Ciao.
-I'm sorry everyone.
Nomi to Loaf.
We could see our way out, no thanks to you. Over.
And Loaf, I know you don't do well under pressure,
but you gotta step up. I know you can do this.
You're right. I can do this.
Finfun, I think your days of hand-cranking the engine are over.
Hey Loaf, thanks for the warm welcome.
Now, if you wouldn't mind steppin' out of our way so we could--
Actually, I would mind.
-I'm not scared of you.
I mean, I am. I'm scared of everything, but I'm no coward.
I faced more of my fears today than I have in my entire life.
But you know what frightens me more than anything?
Failing my friends.
Well, congratulations.
Your biggest fear is about to become a reality.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
For the M-Bark!
Seal the holes. Now!
You ruined us, Loafy.
That's what I get for being nice.
And don't ever try to set foot on my ship again!
Uh, Loaf, who are you talkin' to?
Space pirates tried taking the M-Bark.
Threatened to blast you guys.
Space pirates?
Fun!
No. No, not fun. Very, very terrifying. They had lasers aimed at you and--
Or the M-Bark's running a security drill,
and you forgot again.
Hey, next time you need an excuse for not doing your job, come to me.
I've got plenty of believable lies.
No! It all happened.
I climbed through vents, hacked security and disabled the power cords.
Was Loaf telling the truth?
-Not a chance.
-Come on. -Good one.