[dogs screaming]
[ship crashes]
♪ Dig this We're the last hope of the human race ♪
♪ Embark on a journey ♪
♪ Into outer space ♪
♪ Blast off, there's no going back We're on our way ♪
♪ Dogs in Space! ♪
♪ Woo! ♪
♪ Dogs in Space! ♪
Take a good look at this face, my fellow Shrubdub.
These dogs are just like their human masters.
Boo!
They don't care what they destroy in pursuit of their goals.
[growl]
We cannot allow their toxic pollen to drift further on the galaxy's wind.
[growl]
It is our duty to nip them in the bud!
Who's with me?
[all] Yeah! Get that dog!
This isn't right.
Maybe it's just the buttprint thing again.
[grunts]
No! It still doesn't feel right.
It isn't wrong. You saved us, Captain.
Don't call me that!
Fine, uh, ranking superior.
-[sighs] -I think I know what's bothering you.
Don't know if you do.
We all feel bad about Stella,
but has anyone won their badge,
lost it, then won it back again like you have?
You truly earned this job.
Yeah! You deserve this, uh, Chief.
I know what I deserve.
And it isn't this chair!
Geez, Captain again for one minute
and all of a sudden he deserves a better chair?
[chuckles] Captains, am I right?
Council! It wasn't Stella who screwed up! It was, ah!
Well, as Head of the Council, I say...
Who cares what I have to say?
I'm a big dumb bureaucrat, right guys?
Ooh, I agree. Also, I like to smash things.
Blah, blah, blah!
Eh, speaking as a snide, snarky so-and-so
with stupid, bubbly, dangly hair things,
I think if I can be a captain, so can you.
Stop it!
Heh, heh. Oh, your face.
[chuckles] Anyway, let me be first to say congratulations, Captain.
Ooh.
Okay, just because I've always wanted fireworks shaped like me
doesn't mean I'm not mad at you!
How could you do that to Stella?
Really easily.
It barely took any effort at all. You're welcome.
Stella deserves to be captain.
And you, we took it from her.
-Where's the Council? I have to-- -Take responsibility?
Sure. What do you think'll happen then?
No more adventures, no more being Chelsea's hero,
just tea room employee of the eternity.
At least I could hold my head high.
Agh, ugh.
This is what you wanted, to be a captain,
a hero who plays by his own rules, then breaks those rules.
Not anymore. I used to think if I wasn't captain, I was nothing.
-But that's not true. -Yes, it is.
The more powerful you are, the more adored you are, right guys?
[all] Absolutely. 100%. Couldn't agree more. Affirmative.
You're not a good dog, Stardust.
-Ooh, that one hurt. -Shut up.
[gasps]
Stella! I have to talk to you!
Garbage? I mean Captain.
There's only one captain in this elevator, and it's not me.
-Ooh, is it me? -What? Why would it be you?
Stella, there's something you need to know.
You and Stardust did what?
-I didn't know he was going to-- -You betrayed me.
I trusted you, Garbage.
I put my neck out for you!
I messed up. I should have told you about Stardust.
I'm trying to undo--
That's exactly your problem, Garbage.
You're always too busy trying to undo your own mistakes to actually be helpful.
Oh snap!
This is a pattern of behavior: Kira,
the Creepicheeps, getting turned into puppies,
-the Shrubdub, the... -[elevator bell dings]
...Frockwisers!
You think all you have to do is say, "Oops, I didn't mean to,"
and everything will be fine!
Ooh, she's slayin' you, dude.
Isn't it your floor yet?
Just give me a chance to--
No, you're out of chances.
After I straighten things out with the Council,
I want you off my ship for good!
[whistles] Ooh, what happened in here?
-I'll show ya. -[sighs]
Oh, this planet's feisty!
Humans are always fighting.
They'll fit in great. [chuckles]
Garbage would have loved this planet too.
Do you think Stella will ever forgive him for the whole Stardust...
I'm sorry, I just... [cries]
Aww, Chonies! The rock feels bad for you!
I, uh... uh-oh!
-[chokes] -Captain? Captain!
Huah! Agh!
-[grunts] -Ah!
Nomi! Chonies! This crew can't afford to have any more screw-ups.
-Focus. -Stella's right.
Professionalism, people.
Ed, don't steal the rocks.
What? Why would I steal the rocks?
To start my own rock-fighting gambling syndicate?
As if that would make me loads of money.
It would. It would make me loads of money.
[gasps] [grunts]
Huah! Puah! Yah!
This planet is too hostile, even for humans.
I, we are not taking any risks if we don't need to.
Uh, Captain?
Pepper, no! I don’t care if it's 83% likely
that Nomi will win against the cloud. We're not--
Hey there, crew.
[glugs]
You okay, Loaf? These teas are supposed to be calming.
You should see me without 10 to 12 of these in my system!
[hums]
Oh, so glad to have you back, champ.
Is there anyone who has found their true calling,
lost it, and then found it again, like you have?
You've truly earned this job.
I can't argue with that.
Huh?
[barks]
-Ah! My oolong! -[gasps]
The M-Bark shields are down.
[growl]
-Ah! -The Shrubdub!
[gasps] You barbarians.
You boil poor innocent leaves and drink them?
[gasps] Look how many cups this one's had!
-[whimpers] -[cups shatter]
-Let's get him! -Yeah!
-[whimpers] -[growls]
[shouts]
Fancy a cup of tea?
Main ingredient, you. Yah!
Ah! I'm steeping!
-[shouts] -[grunts]
Barclay, that was amazing!
Please. I drink leaves like them for English breakfast.
Garbage, is this payback for destroying their seed vault?
Uh, maybe not.
Maybe it was just a rogue trio of Shrubdub.
-[gasps] -[shouting]
-Oh, wait, no. It's payback. -[grunts]
-[laughs] -Yeah, let's do it!
-Yeah, we're gonna get 'em. [grunts] -Agh!
I'm sure we can de-escalate this situation
if we try to talk it... whoa!
[sighs] Well, I tried.
[shouts]
[grunts]
They don't teach you that at the dog show.
But they should.
[Shrubdub laughs]
-Ah! [grunts] -[laughs]
[grunts]
-[shouts] -[grunts]
Garbage! Help me carry him!
[whimpers]
Ah! [pants] [whimpers]
At least I could hold my head high.
Anyway, there you have it,
proof that I'm responsible for everything, not Garbage.
So, any questions?
Uh, yes, why are we in rollercoaster cars?
Garbage liked it. Oh.
[all] Ugh!
So put him back on your crew, and everyone will be friends again.
Great. I'll go tell him now.
No.
[growls]
Please. I gotta fix this.
I thought he wanted to be captain, and now he hates me.
[cries]
[groans]
I can see you doing that, Nomi.
What does it feel like though?
Wow, even I don't care about making Garbage like me this much.
Yeah, don't you have better things to do?
I thought you were some kinda magic zodiac space wizard now.
Yeah, I were, I mean I was, uh, I am!
Definitely still am! [stutters]
Ugh, okay, fine, you want to know the truth?
Every dog on the M-Bark thinks I'm a, quote,
"selfish jerk with a God complex,"
just because I abandoned you all to learn space magic.
Then the Zodiacolytes say I'm a, quote,
"selfish jerk with a God complex,"
just because I used their magic to make aliens worship me.
The only one left in the universe who still liked me was Garbage.
And now, he despises me.
It's not fair!
We have to get back out there.
You go. I'll just screw things up even more.
Oh, come on. You've been many things over the years:
arrogant, reckless, stupid. But you know what else you've been?
Glory-hogging, vain, completely self-centered.
Is this meant to be a pep talk?
[Happy] But I've never seen you give up.
Even when that's really annoying,
it's still the closest thing you have to a good quality.
[sniffs, barks]
[growls, barks]
-[gasps] Ow! Thorny! - [Shrubdub laughs]
A seed? Uh-oh.
Uh guys? I don't want to worry you,
but these can literally tear the M-Bark apart.
Atlas, can you diffuse this?
Hmm.
-[all cheering] -[Shrubdub laughs]
Sorry, don't have the hands for ominous slow claps.
I'll just say it.
Congrats. One seed bomb down, two to go.
[laughs]
Sorry, his laugh's really annoying.
We'll find the rest. Get the scent, boy.
-[sniffs, howls] -Whoa!
-[laughs] -Oh!
[barks]
No Jerry, it's not food time.
If we don't die, I promise to let you loose in there
for 10 minutes, no questions asked.
Don't you understand? I did this for Garbage.
I made him happy.
Actually, Garbage was way happier before you came back.
Yeah, not being captain was good for him.
When he didn't feel like he had to prove himself, he proved himself.
And you messed it up!
You're wrong. I literally moved the stars for him!
You're a bad influence, Stardust.
So if you really care about him, you'll stay out of his life for good.
Why, you impressive and commanding leader!
I ought to...
[sighs]
You lookin' for a god to worship?
I've been told I'm complex.
[sighs] Everyone okay?
-Good. Stella to Loaf, we're heading-- -[siren wailing]
Stella, Pluto crew, the M-Bark, under attack,
Shrubdub everywhere. I'm gaining new phobias!
Help!
[Shrubdub laughs]
Shrubdub? Nomi, step on it!
You're free! You're free!
[growls, grunts]
[laughs]
[barks]
[groans]
[laughs]
[shouts]
Get this to Atlas!
Come on, Jer! Let's find the last one!
[barks]
Jerry, I told you!
[gasps] Wait!
[shouts, groans]
-Loaf! The seed is in the diner! -[whimpers]
[both laugh]
Not even my worst nightmares prepared me for this.
What was the point in having them?
[shouts]
Ah! [pants] Okay, you're a dog,
just like Jerry, sort of.
If he can track things via smell, so can you.
Mmm, curse my love for melted cheese.
[whimpers]
Well, if it's gonna be my last meal...
[whimpers] I did it! I found it!
I have really mixed feelings about this.
[Shrubdub] Everyone, get off the ship! It's almost time.
-Humans stink. -[all] Yeah.
[laughs]
Hooray! Ugh!
This is why I don't like leafy greens!
[grunts]
[screams]
Loaf! Catch!
Oh!
[screams]
[shouts]
You saved me!
Of course! You're my best customer.
Did Loaf just save the M-Bark?
He did.
He's a hero!
[all] Loaf! Loaf! Loaf! Loaf!
You saved the M-Bark too, Garb.
[sighs] It wouldn’t have needed saving if it weren't for me.
Stella's right, I keep doing this.
-[grunts] -Oh no, you don't.
Interrogation time.
[Garbage] It's okay, Duchess.
I know why they attacked us.
I broke into their--
Say goodbye to your tree-murdering planet.
Stella! It's the Shrubdub! They're coming after Earth!
Pluto to all PET ships. Follow that giant stick!
[alarm blaring]
Happy, where's your crew?
-Medical bay with Atlas. They got-- -Then we're your crew.
Everyone in!
Garbage! Get in here now!
Yes, Captain.
Okay, time to make things right or wrong. Could go either way.
[outro theme music playing]