1 00:00:26,744 --> 00:00:28,244 (cassette clattering) 2 00:00:28,246 --> 00:00:30,510 "Sarabande" from Barry Lyndon begins 3 00:00:48,629 --> 00:00:50,860 (Matt groaning) 4 00:00:50,862 --> 00:00:52,466 - What time is it? 5 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,508 You there, boy! 6 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,478 - Huh? 7 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,677 Why me, sir? 8 00:01:05,679 --> 00:01:07,613 - Yes, you, my good boy. 9 00:01:07,615 --> 00:01:09,318 What night is it? 10 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,618 - Oh, why sir, it's Reject's Night. 11 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:13,784 - Reject's Night. 12 00:01:13,786 --> 00:01:15,324 I haven't missed it at all. 13 00:01:16,987 --> 00:01:21,088 Boy, have you heard of the fine establishment 7-Eleven? 14 00:01:22,399 --> 00:01:24,091 - Why, of course, sir. 15 00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:26,467 - Well, good then, boy. 16 00:01:26,469 --> 00:01:28,337 I want you to run and get me the largest bag 17 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:31,406 of salt and vinegar chips that you can find. 18 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:33,474 - The one as big as myself? 19 00:01:33,476 --> 00:01:34,937 - Yes, sir. 20 00:01:34,939 --> 00:01:36,972 Now, hurry, go! 21 00:01:36,974 --> 00:01:38,545 Run before it's too late. 22 00:01:39,812 --> 00:01:41,515 Reject's Night, finally. 23 00:01:43,079 --> 00:01:44,353 Hurry, boy, faster! 24 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,717 Go! 25 00:01:45,719 --> 00:01:47,488 Be careful next to the pool! 26 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:50,150 (Matt screaming) 27 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,922 ("Fuel Injected" by Swollen Members) 28 00:01:54,332 --> 00:01:56,365 - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! 29 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,960 (gunfire blasting) 30 00:01:57,962 --> 00:01:59,302 - Burlington. 31 00:01:59,304 --> 00:02:00,930 - Burlington. 32 00:02:00,932 --> 00:02:01,931 Burlington. 33 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:08,674 - Recognize. (Matt laughing) 34 00:02:08,676 --> 00:02:11,512 (gunfire blasting) 35 00:02:11,514 --> 00:02:14,317 Tell 'em how you live, show 'em how you live. 36 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:15,912 - It's a PT Cruiser lifestyle. 37 00:02:16,783 --> 00:02:18,552 - [Lawrence] Yes. 38 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:19,520 Yes. 39 00:02:20,292 --> 00:02:21,357 - We got Sum 41. 40 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:26,263 We got Big Shiny Tunes '99, Dance Mix '95. 41 00:02:27,695 --> 00:02:28,694 This one's blank. 42 00:02:28,696 --> 00:02:29,860 It hasn't been done yet. 43 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:31,499 The magic's waiting to happen. 44 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:33,160 ♪ Bust from the top, duck cops and sirens ♪ 45 00:02:33,162 --> 00:02:34,997 ♪ Fresh out the shop poppin' n' stylin' ♪ 46 00:02:34,999 --> 00:02:37,538 ♪ Madchild whylin' unidentical ♪ 47 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:39,573 ♪ The cynical is medical, condition is critical ♪ 48 00:02:39,575 --> 00:02:41,410 (gunfire blasting) 49 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,841 ♪ Y'all ain't got it so don't even think about it ♪ 50 00:02:43,843 --> 00:02:45,975 ♪ 'Cause I doubt ♪ (gunfire blasting) 51 00:02:45,977 --> 00:02:48,142 ♪ Swollen Members, Moka Only gonna take the shot ♪ 52 00:02:48,144 --> 00:02:50,518 ♪ If you think you betcha know, you better press rewind ♪ 53 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,421 ♪ You can bump it in ya Sony, repossess your mind ♪ 54 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,246 - Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! 55 00:02:53,248 --> 00:02:54,951 Shut the fuck up 56 00:02:54,953 --> 00:02:56,590 'cause it's motherfuckin' Reject's Night. 57 00:02:58,297 --> 00:03:00,396 - [Student] Oh my god. 58 00:03:00,398 --> 00:03:02,255 - [Student] Were those guys just in a bath together? 59 00:03:02,257 --> 00:03:04,400 - [Mr. Olenick] Okay, could someone get the lights please? 60 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:05,797 - [Student] Yup, I got it. 61 00:03:07,339 --> 00:03:09,537 - Oh, Mr. Olenick, it's not over yet. 62 00:03:09,539 --> 00:03:10,703 - It's not? 63 00:03:10,705 --> 00:03:12,232 - No, no. 64 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,508 The fade to black was just for dramatic effect 65 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,103 and then we did blooper reel 66 00:03:15,105 --> 00:03:17,578 and outtakes over the end credit sequence. 67 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,448 - Okay. 68 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,241 We're not gonna get through all that today, Lawrence, 69 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,078 but-- - Tomorrow? 70 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,717 - This assignment was to do a two-minute video essay 71 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:27,181 on bias in the media, right? 72 00:03:27,183 --> 00:03:30,525 So, what is this? 73 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:32,494 - Oh yeah, well, I just decided 74 00:03:32,496 --> 00:03:34,221 that I didn't really care about that topic 75 00:03:34,223 --> 00:03:36,795 and wanted to do something more personal, 76 00:03:36,797 --> 00:03:38,291 from the heart. 77 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:39,435 - Okay. 78 00:03:39,437 --> 00:03:40,601 Yes, Lauren. 79 00:03:40,603 --> 00:03:42,405 - [Student] Yo, it's Lauren P! 80 00:03:42,407 --> 00:03:43,505 - I liked it. 81 00:03:43,507 --> 00:03:45,441 It was really cute. 82 00:03:45,443 --> 00:03:46,904 - Okay. 83 00:03:46,906 --> 00:03:48,444 Well, it's not supposed to be cute. 84 00:03:48,446 --> 00:03:50,039 - There was a skit at the beginning 85 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:51,447 and then it turns into a mockumentary, right? 86 00:03:51,449 --> 00:03:53,449 - No, the beginning is an homage 87 00:03:53,451 --> 00:03:55,616 to Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol." 88 00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:01,820 If anything, I would say that Reject's Night is simply a, 89 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,427 a love letter to friendship. 90 00:04:04,429 --> 00:04:05,461 (students laughing) 91 00:04:05,463 --> 00:04:06,286 - Okay. 92 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,321 Well, all right. 93 00:04:08,323 --> 00:04:09,861 Matt, anything to add? 94 00:04:09,863 --> 00:04:11,500 - Yeah, it's just a private joke. 95 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:12,666 - What? 96 00:04:12,668 --> 00:04:13,502 It's not a private joke. 97 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:14,536 Come on! 98 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:16,505 Okay. 99 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:18,001 - You can sit. 100 00:04:18,003 --> 00:04:19,200 - I'm going to address the class. 101 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:23,413 Me and Matt watch SNL every weekend, right? 102 00:04:23,415 --> 00:04:25,338 And so I guess the joke is 103 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:28,484 while your typical teenager is out having sex 104 00:04:28,486 --> 00:04:31,949 and doing drugs and being invited to parties, 105 00:04:31,951 --> 00:04:34,457 me and Matt are watching Saturday Night Live 106 00:04:34,459 --> 00:04:36,690 on our weekly tradition of Reject's Night. 107 00:04:38,188 --> 00:04:40,023 I just, 108 00:04:40,025 --> 00:04:41,662 I just think that you should make films about things 109 00:04:41,664 --> 00:04:43,191 that matter to you. 110 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:44,797 I'm sorry. 111 00:04:44,799 --> 00:04:45,798 I don't care about bias in the media 112 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,503 and probably never will, 113 00:04:47,505 --> 00:04:50,869 so yeah. (students exclaiming) 114 00:04:50,871 --> 00:04:53,410 - [Mr. Olenick] Well, that's one perspective. 115 00:04:54,644 --> 00:04:55,643 (bell ringing) (students chattering) 116 00:04:55,645 --> 00:04:56,545 Have a great day. 117 00:04:58,175 --> 00:04:59,339 - [Announcer Over PA System] Students, don't forget. 118 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,978 The Terry Fox Run is next week. 119 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,518 Please come by the office 120 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,343 and sign up if you plan on running. 121 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,312 - Hey, guys. 122 00:05:05,314 --> 00:05:07,215 How's that year end video coming? 123 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,624 - Good. - Good. 124 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:11,494 - Good, good! 125 00:05:11,496 --> 00:05:13,188 Does that mean we're gonna see a cut anytime soon? 126 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:15,025 Because you know, 127 00:05:15,027 --> 00:05:16,631 the principal still needs to approve the concept 128 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,226 before we screen it at the year end assembly. 129 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,031 - Yeah, it's just like, you know, 130 00:05:21,033 --> 00:05:22,670 with how my creative process works, 131 00:05:22,672 --> 00:05:23,902 kind of like, you know, I just really-- 132 00:05:23,904 --> 00:05:25,838 - Okay, Lawrence, 133 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:29,336 directing the year end video is a huge honour, okay? 134 00:05:29,338 --> 00:05:30,843 So if you're not gonna take it seriously 135 00:05:30,845 --> 00:05:32,713 and respect my deadlines, 136 00:05:32,715 --> 00:05:35,012 then I'm sure plenty of other students will, okay? 137 00:05:35,014 --> 00:05:37,454 So please, please, 138 00:05:37,456 --> 00:05:40,754 I need a rough cut in a month, okay? 139 00:05:40,756 --> 00:05:44,186 ("Maybe One Day" by Not By Choice) 140 00:05:45,695 --> 00:05:48,828 ♪ I see you every single day ♪ 141 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:49,961 ♪ But you don't know ♪ 142 00:05:49,963 --> 00:05:51,963 - I just like don't understand 143 00:05:51,965 --> 00:05:54,768 why Mr. Olenick can't be like a real educator 144 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:57,474 who trusts that I know what I'm doing and just like. 145 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,103 - Well, maybe if you didn't make 146 00:06:00,105 --> 00:06:02,105 the most embarrassing movie of all time. 147 00:06:02,107 --> 00:06:04,613 - I think you loved Reject's Night until Lauren P. came in 148 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:07,407 with her little "media analysis" or whatever. 149 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:09,486 - It was just different when you showed it in class. 150 00:06:09,488 --> 00:06:10,454 I don't know. 151 00:06:12,084 --> 00:06:13,952 You didn't have to be such a fucking cock to her. 152 00:06:13,954 --> 00:06:17,186 - Yeah, well, I don't care if Lauren P. lives or dies. 153 00:06:17,188 --> 00:06:18,121 Okay? 154 00:06:19,091 --> 00:06:20,827 - [Lauren P.] Hey, Matt. 155 00:06:20,829 --> 00:06:22,356 - Hey. 156 00:06:22,358 --> 00:06:23,291 Oh, fuck. 157 00:06:24,261 --> 00:06:26,063 Okay, Lawrence, can you just, 158 00:06:26,065 --> 00:06:28,428 can you promise we start editing something soon please? 159 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,264 What are you filming? 160 00:06:29,266 --> 00:06:30,100 - Clouds. 161 00:06:30,102 --> 00:06:31,266 - Okay, stop. 162 00:06:31,268 --> 00:06:32,234 We have enough. 163 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:34,742 We're never gonna use that. 164 00:06:36,878 --> 00:06:38,779 My dad needs his camera back anyways. 165 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:40,649 - Can you just tell Rick 166 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,980 that like, I actually need to use it for something important? 167 00:06:41,982 --> 00:06:44,312 Like, look dude, 168 00:06:44,314 --> 00:06:46,083 the Year End Video is gonna be amazing. 169 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:47,986 You're just mad 'cause Lauren P. called you a virgin 170 00:06:47,988 --> 00:06:51,121 and you're like, the horniest guy in the world, okay? 171 00:06:51,123 --> 00:06:52,320 - You know I've fingered before, right? 172 00:06:52,322 --> 00:06:53,926 - Can you stop saying that? 173 00:06:53,928 --> 00:06:55,158 I don't wanna hear it. 174 00:06:57,327 --> 00:06:59,228 - It's weird that you don't jerk off. 175 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,933 - Look, I've tried it and it's really not for me. 176 00:07:00,935 --> 00:07:02,462 You know? 177 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,167 Like, I'd much rather watch "GoodFellas." 178 00:07:04,169 --> 00:07:06,070 What are you doing? 179 00:07:06,072 --> 00:07:07,434 - Why don't you go jerk off to "GoodFellas" then? 180 00:07:07,436 --> 00:07:08,743 - No, can you just. 181 00:07:08,745 --> 00:07:09,546 Delete this, delete-- 182 00:07:09,548 --> 00:07:10,580 - Hey! 183 00:07:10,582 --> 00:07:12,747 Fuck you, fucker! 184 00:07:12,749 --> 00:07:16,410 ("I Like Movies" main theme) 185 00:07:31,361 --> 00:07:32,965 - [Terri] If Matt returned "Wild Things," 186 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:35,198 why did I get a phone call saying I owe $25? 187 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,035 - I don't know. 188 00:07:37,037 --> 00:07:38,531 It's like a mistake in the system, or something. 189 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:39,708 - I can't wait until you go off to university 190 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:40,533 and make new friends, you know? 191 00:07:40,535 --> 00:07:42,106 Like, really, 192 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:43,239 just maybe they'll be more responsible 193 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:44,812 with other people's things. 194 00:07:44,814 --> 00:07:45,978 - Look, Matt said he returned it. 195 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:47,144 - I'm not paying for it, okay? 196 00:07:47,146 --> 00:07:48,684 So maybe you should get a job 197 00:07:48,686 --> 00:07:49,685 and you can pay for Matt's late fees. 198 00:07:49,687 --> 00:07:51,621 - Matt's his own person. 199 00:07:51,623 --> 00:07:53,480 Probably what it is, is like a clerical issue at Sequels. 200 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:54,316 They can check in the back. - I'll give him a person. 201 00:07:54,318 --> 00:07:55,856 Okay, wait. 202 00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:57,385 I have to talk to you about something 203 00:07:57,387 --> 00:07:59,222 and I want you to keep an open mind, okay? 204 00:07:59,224 --> 00:08:00,828 I just don't understand 205 00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,731 why you won't apply to Canadian universities. 206 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:05,195 - Because I don't want to be like, a Canadian filmmaker. 207 00:08:05,197 --> 00:08:07,032 - What about Atom Egoyan or David Rotenberg -- 208 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:07,901 - Cronenberg! - Cronenberg! 209 00:08:07,903 --> 00:08:08,902 - Oh my god. 210 00:08:08,904 --> 00:08:10,068 - Where did he go? 211 00:08:10,070 --> 00:08:11,641 - Mom, I wanna go to NYU. 212 00:08:11,643 --> 00:08:12,609 - Anyone else in your class going to NYU? 213 00:08:12,611 --> 00:08:13,467 Where are they going? 214 00:08:13,469 --> 00:08:15,337 - I don't know. 215 00:08:15,339 --> 00:08:17,174 They're probably gonna go to like, Guelph or something. 216 00:08:17,176 --> 00:08:19,044 They're idiots! Take tourism and business management. 217 00:08:19,046 --> 00:08:20,540 - NYU is very expensive. We're talking about American tuition. 218 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,717 Do you happen to have like 90,000 US? 219 00:08:21,719 --> 00:08:23,576 - It doesn't cost that much. 220 00:08:23,578 --> 00:08:25,083 - We'll Ask Jeeves when we get home how much it costs. 221 00:08:25,085 --> 00:08:26,084 - You just don't think I'm gonna get in. 222 00:08:26,086 --> 00:08:27,580 That's all it is. 223 00:08:27,582 --> 00:08:29,186 - Yeah, you have no idea of all the bullshit 224 00:08:29,188 --> 00:08:30,693 I had to deal with after your father. 225 00:08:30,695 --> 00:08:32,123 Okay, you know what? 226 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:33,696 I have a lot of terrible things in my life. 227 00:08:33,698 --> 00:08:35,225 Most people don't have all my things. 228 00:08:35,227 --> 00:08:36,226 They might have some of my things, 229 00:08:36,228 --> 00:08:37,227 but not everything. 230 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:38,459 - It's not a contest. 231 00:08:38,461 --> 00:08:40,637 Our lives are equally hard. 232 00:08:43,939 --> 00:08:45,103 - Okay. 233 00:08:45,105 --> 00:08:46,533 I'm not waiting two hours 234 00:08:46,535 --> 00:08:47,534 while you walk around a video store. 235 00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:49,074 So you're going in 236 00:08:49,076 --> 00:08:50,240 and you're going to rent one movie 237 00:08:50,242 --> 00:08:50,977 and then we're leaving, right? 238 00:08:52,915 --> 00:08:54,409 Right? 239 00:08:54,411 --> 00:08:55,575 Don't slam that door. 240 00:08:56,479 --> 00:09:00,580 (door slamming) (sighing) 241 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:05,695 (upbeat rock music) (people chattering) 242 00:09:21,075 --> 00:09:22,074 - Welcome to Sequels. 243 00:09:22,076 --> 00:09:23,570 Oh, hey Lawrence. 244 00:09:23,572 --> 00:09:24,780 - Yeah, yeah. 245 00:09:28,148 --> 00:09:30,511 - Ah, that is a great choice. 246 00:09:30,513 --> 00:09:31,611 Love to see it. 247 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:34,757 Hey, man. 248 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:42,765 - I've seen it babe. - Okay, this one? 249 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:44,800 - I don't wanna watch an old movie. 250 00:09:44,802 --> 00:09:45,801 - Fine, Mario. 251 00:09:45,803 --> 00:09:46,769 This one. 252 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:50,168 - Babe, I hate this guy. 253 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,664 He always looks like he has to take the hugest shit. 254 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,270 - Hey. 255 00:09:53,272 --> 00:09:54,777 - [Customer] Why don't you ever let me pick? 256 00:09:54,779 --> 00:09:56,438 - You guys finding everything okay today? 257 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,505 - Do you work here? 258 00:09:58,310 --> 00:09:59,276 - No. 259 00:10:00,213 --> 00:10:01,443 - What should we get, man? 260 00:10:01,445 --> 00:10:03,049 - Are you looking for a comedy? 261 00:10:05,053 --> 00:10:06,921 Oh. 262 00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,681 Ooh, have you ever seen "Happiness" by Todd Solondz? 263 00:10:08,683 --> 00:10:09,858 - No. - No. 264 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,321 - It's this really amazing movie 265 00:10:11,323 --> 00:10:12,685 about all these people living in L.A. 266 00:10:12,687 --> 00:10:15,622 who are like, super messed up. 267 00:10:15,624 --> 00:10:16,799 There's a dad in the movie 268 00:10:16,801 --> 00:10:18,361 who's like an actual pedophile 269 00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:19,736 who wants to have sex with his son. 270 00:10:19,738 --> 00:10:21,661 And Philip Seymour Hoffman's 271 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,432 always calling people on the phone while he masturbates. 272 00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:25,841 But it's also really hopeful. 273 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:27,667 Like, you really care about all these characters, 274 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,779 which I think makes it so much worse. 275 00:10:31,343 --> 00:10:32,507 You know what? 276 00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:33,882 It speaks for itself. 277 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,477 Enrich your child. 278 00:10:35,479 --> 00:10:36,676 - Thank you. - Yeah. 279 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:40,152 - Let's go. - Yeah. 280 00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:44,288 - [Shannon] I can take the next customer. 281 00:10:46,721 --> 00:10:48,193 - How many movies do you have there? 282 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:49,425 - [Lawrence] Like, seven. 283 00:10:49,427 --> 00:10:50,998 - No, you pick one. 284 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:51,834 - One. 285 00:10:51,836 --> 00:10:53,198 Are you serious? 286 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,837 - [Alana] I can help who's next. - One. 287 00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:58,005 - [Sequels commercial] When you rent any three new releases, 288 00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,006 you'll get a classic movie at half price-- 289 00:10:59,008 --> 00:11:00,733 (movies clattering) 290 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:02,306 - [Alana] Hey, Lawrence. 291 00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:03,912 Find everything okay? 292 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:04,880 - Yep. 293 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,850 Look, I know that last time, 294 00:11:07,852 --> 00:11:09,819 you guys said you weren't hiring, 295 00:11:09,821 --> 00:11:13,284 but I just wanted to give you a hard copy of my resume. 296 00:11:13,286 --> 00:11:16,188 - Oh yeah, thanks. 297 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,552 I'll hold on to that. 298 00:11:18,896 --> 00:11:21,754 - I don't know if you know, but Lawrence, 299 00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,426 he applied to NYU's 300 00:11:23,428 --> 00:11:25,527 Tisch School of the Arts. - Tisch, yeah. 301 00:11:25,529 --> 00:11:26,968 - He's very talented. 302 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:27,870 Loves films. 303 00:11:27,872 --> 00:11:29,597 - Very cool. 304 00:11:29,599 --> 00:11:31,467 Yeah, Terri, 305 00:11:31,469 --> 00:11:34,569 it looks like you have a late fee on your account for $25 306 00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:36,945 for "Wild Things." 307 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,947 Would you like to pay that off today? 308 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,312 - No, I would not. 309 00:11:41,314 --> 00:11:44,381 ("Is This Thing On?" by Reversing Falls) 310 00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:48,187 - Yo, this is fucked. 311 00:11:48,189 --> 00:11:50,519 Why don't you tell your mom you need your own room? 312 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,092 - It's fine. 313 00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:54,259 It's just 'cause all my dad's stuff is in there. 314 00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:56,294 We switch every month. 315 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,131 I'll have my own room in January. 316 00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:00,463 Can you pass me the cushions? 317 00:12:04,469 --> 00:12:05,435 Bam. 318 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:09,241 Ow. 319 00:12:11,311 --> 00:12:13,608 ♪ I'm the cash man ♪ 320 00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:16,446 ♪ I'll give you money for your gold ♪ 321 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:17,777 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 322 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,516 ♪ Yes, I'm the cash man ♪ 323 00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:23,420 ♪ I'll give you money for your gold ♪ 324 00:12:23,422 --> 00:12:26,192 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 325 00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:29,327 (Lawrence laughing) 326 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:31,626 SNL begins with "The Chanukkah Song" 327 00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:32,627 - Is that Adam Sandler? 328 00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:33,903 - Mom. - What? 329 00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:35,036 Can I ask a question? 330 00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:39,535 He has a new movie coming out? 331 00:12:39,537 --> 00:12:41,141 - Yes, "Punch Drunk Love." 332 00:12:41,143 --> 00:12:43,737 Remember, you were supposed to take me. 333 00:12:43,739 --> 00:12:45,310 - Dude, it's the "Chanukah Song." 334 00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:46,278 - What? 335 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:52,779 - Maybe you should tell Adam Sandler 336 00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:54,715 that we celebrate Chanukah. 337 00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:56,486 - Mom! 338 00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:58,125 Me and Matt can't have Reject's Night with you here. 339 00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,555 - Well, I'm sorry, but I live here. 340 00:12:59,557 --> 00:13:01,029 - Yeah, but like, 341 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,657 we can't be truest selves with you around. 342 00:13:02,659 --> 00:13:03,823 - This is a really small house. 343 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,659 Where would you like me to go? 344 00:13:04,661 --> 00:13:05,495 - To your room. 345 00:13:05,497 --> 00:13:07,101 - To my room? 346 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,069 How about you go to your room, Lawrence? 347 00:13:08,071 --> 00:13:09,070 - I'm in my room! 348 00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:11,006 My room is the couch! 349 00:13:11,008 --> 00:13:12,172 - Well, you know, I'm sorry you can't do Reject's Night 350 00:13:12,174 --> 00:13:14,009 in a big fancy house tonight. 351 00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:15,538 - Mom, I'm just trying to watch SNL with my best friend. 352 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:17,276 And now, we're missing "The Chanukah Song" 353 00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:18,739 with a special guest appearance from Rob Schneider, 354 00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:21,280 which I'll probably never get to see again. 355 00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:22,985 Can you please just go? 356 00:13:22,987 --> 00:13:24,382 God. 357 00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:28,848 - How do you stand him, Matt? 358 00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,027 Let's go. 359 00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:38,935 (Lawrence laughing) 360 00:13:38,937 --> 00:13:40,970 - Dude, that was fucking brutal. 361 00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:42,532 - Yeah. 362 00:13:42,534 --> 00:13:44,303 She gets like, really weird on the weekends. 363 00:13:44,305 --> 00:13:45,238 I don't know. 364 00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:47,570 (whispering) Menopause. 365 00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:49,011 SNL Main Credits begin 366 00:13:49,013 --> 00:13:50,012 - Oh, Jimmy Fallon. 367 00:13:50,014 --> 00:13:51,178 Not funny at all. 368 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,674 - He breaks in every sketch. 369 00:13:52,676 --> 00:13:54,874 Ruined the "Weekend Update." 370 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:55,842 I miss Norm. 371 00:13:57,054 --> 00:13:58,878 - Yo, do you wanna do the thing? 372 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,846 - Yeah? 373 00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:03,355 All right, what are you gonna do? 374 00:14:03,357 --> 00:14:05,324 I'm gonna watch a break dancer in Times Square, okay? 375 00:14:05,326 --> 00:14:07,128 What about you? 376 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,757 - Okay, I'm in an oyster bar in Grand Central Station 377 00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:11,132 and I'm laughing with all my friends, 378 00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:12,232 having a great time. 379 00:14:12,234 --> 00:14:14,828 - Okay. - Okay. 380 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:19,107 (imitating announcer) It's "Saturday Night Live" with your host, Matt Macarchuck! 381 00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:23,078 Yeah, oh. 382 00:14:24,378 --> 00:14:26,543 - Keep the change, man. 383 00:14:26,545 --> 00:14:28,083 And Lawrence Kweller. 384 00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:29,018 - Oh, you guys. 385 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:29,909 Oh, I couldn't. 386 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,088 Oh. (slurping) 387 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,551 Ooh, that's good. 388 00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:36,058 - And your hosts, 389 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,423 Lawrence Kweller and Matt Macarchuck. 390 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:40,293 - (laughing) Okay. 391 00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:42,625 Hey guys, we have a great show for you tonight. 392 00:14:42,627 --> 00:14:43,692 - Korn is here. 393 00:14:43,694 --> 00:14:45,265 - Korn is here, yeah. 394 00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:46,629 So make sure to stick around. 395 00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:48,433 - Because we'll be. 396 00:14:48,435 --> 00:14:50,468 - We'll be right back. - We'll be right back. 397 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,041 (microwave beeping) 398 00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:54,109 - Sorry, I didn't have time to eat my lunch 399 00:14:54,111 --> 00:14:55,506 so I'm just gonna, 400 00:14:55,508 --> 00:14:57,937 but it won't distract from your-- 401 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,313 - Of course, that's fine. - Interview at all. 402 00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:02,975 And thanks for coming in on such short notice. 403 00:15:02,977 --> 00:15:03,987 Someone just quit. 404 00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:07,650 Okay. 405 00:15:07,652 --> 00:15:08,486 That's fine. 406 00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:10,356 Lawrence, 407 00:15:10,358 --> 00:15:12,226 why don't you just tell me a little bit about yourself? 408 00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:16,758 - So basically, like, movies are my entire life. 409 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,860 I need to watch movies like I need to breathe air. 410 00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:22,335 And if I don't watch movie every single day, 411 00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:26,306 I feel like there's a part of myself that's like, dying. 412 00:15:26,308 --> 00:15:28,176 - [Alana] Oh. 413 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,342 - So I think that could make me a really big asset 414 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,938 to the Sequels corporation. 415 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,445 - Great. 416 00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:34,941 So what's your availability like? 417 00:15:34,943 --> 00:15:36,481 Like, can you work evenings and weekends? 418 00:15:36,483 --> 00:15:38,010 - Oh, extremely available. - Okay. 419 00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:39,187 - Like, I go to high school during the day. 420 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,013 - What high school do you go to? 421 00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:42,586 - A-shot, Aldershot High. 422 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:44,489 - (gasping) No way. 423 00:15:44,491 --> 00:15:46,491 I went to Aldershot. 424 00:15:46,493 --> 00:15:47,558 - (laughing) Really? 425 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,526 - Yeah. 426 00:15:50,134 --> 00:15:50,990 Okay. 427 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,893 - Yeah. 428 00:15:52,895 --> 00:15:55,368 You know, I really appreciate the opportunity to interview. 429 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,403 - Well, like to be honest with you, 430 00:15:57,405 --> 00:15:59,240 like if you work here, 431 00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:00,769 you have to know how to leave your problems at the door. 432 00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,309 - Oh, of course. 433 00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:03,475 - Like, you have to be professional 434 00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:04,641 even when you don't wanna be. 435 00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:06,115 - Could I actually tell you 436 00:16:06,117 --> 00:16:07,347 a little like anecdote about that? 437 00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:08,909 - Yeah, sure. 438 00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:11,043 - This might surprise you, given my resume, 439 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:12,682 but I was actually doing really, 440 00:16:12,684 --> 00:16:14,684 really poorly in school last year. 441 00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:17,390 I just, I just wanted to sleep all day. 442 00:16:17,392 --> 00:16:19,227 I never wanted to go to class 443 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,526 and my mom was really upset because I wasn't talking to her. 444 00:16:21,528 --> 00:16:23,231 She kept trying to make me 445 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,200 go on all these different anti-depressants 446 00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:26,894 because I have "serious emotional problems" or whatever, but. 447 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,731 - Oh, yeah, that-- 448 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:31,701 - Anyway, it was Awards Night at Aldershot 449 00:16:31,703 --> 00:16:33,802 and everyone was getting up onstage 450 00:16:33,804 --> 00:16:36,277 to get their plaque for being on the honour roll. 451 00:16:37,577 --> 00:16:39,005 And I was filming. 452 00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:41,513 I just had this thought, which was like, 453 00:16:41,515 --> 00:16:44,417 you know, what if I'm smart? 454 00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:45,913 I bet if I actually did my work 455 00:16:45,915 --> 00:16:47,453 and handed my assignments in on time 456 00:16:47,455 --> 00:16:49,323 that I could be on the stupid honour roll too. 457 00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:50,324 - Mm-hmm. 458 00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:51,787 - So the next day, 459 00:16:51,789 --> 00:16:53,657 I had my mother drive me to Chapters 460 00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:56,088 and I speed read "Seven Habits of Highly Effective Teens" 461 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:59,498 and it totally changed my life forever. 462 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,401 - Mm. 463 00:17:01,403 --> 00:17:02,402 - And the very next year, I was on the honour roll. 464 00:17:02,404 --> 00:17:03,931 - Oh, there you go! 465 00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:04,998 - Now, I would say I'm very good at 466 00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:08,441 putting first things first. - Mm-hmm. 467 00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:11,576 - And um, beginning with the end in mind, 468 00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:15,943 which for me is going to NYU Tisch School for the Arts. 469 00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:17,813 A lot of my favourite filmmakers went there 470 00:17:17,815 --> 00:17:19,749 and I never really thought that I was good enough, 471 00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:22,114 but I've decided to bet on myself as an artist 472 00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:23,225 and a young man. 473 00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,360 - Cool. 474 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,120 - So NYU costs 90,000 US dollars 475 00:17:28,122 --> 00:17:30,991 and I know you get 10 free rentals a week if you work here. 476 00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:33,796 So you don't have to tell me right now, 477 00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:38,306 but yeah, just know the stakes are very, very high for me. 478 00:17:40,277 --> 00:17:41,936 - Okay, yeah. 479 00:17:43,643 --> 00:17:44,741 Like, I think 480 00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:50,043 I'm gonna hire you. 481 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:55,323 Welcome to Sequels, Lawrence! 482 00:17:55,325 --> 00:18:00,460 (train chugging) (soft contemplative music) 483 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:04,123 All right, team. 484 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,564 Hands in. - Yeah. 485 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,798 - Come on. 486 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,240 - Teamwork makes the dream work! 487 00:18:11,242 --> 00:18:12,472 Yeah. 488 00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:13,737 - Very nice. (applauding) 489 00:18:13,739 --> 00:18:15,134 - Very good. - All right. 490 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,004 So I have our mystery shopper report 491 00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:20,579 and Brant Street earned a 98% on customer service. 492 00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:22,108 - Yeah. - Oh yeah. 493 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:23,945 - Gift cards for everyone. - Nice. 494 00:18:23,947 --> 00:18:27,080 - So, I'm gonna ask you guys to set some goals today. 495 00:18:27,082 --> 00:18:28,917 Shannon? - Mm-hmm. 496 00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:31,986 - How many Sequels memberships do you think you can sell? 497 00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:35,088 - Like two. 498 00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:39,334 - Shannon, how about five? 499 00:18:40,271 --> 00:18:41,699 - Okay, yeah. 500 00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:42,634 - Great. - Yeah, put me down for five. 501 00:18:42,636 --> 00:18:44,163 - Nice. - Nice. 502 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,837 And how about Brendan, Mr. GameCube expert? 503 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:52,006 How many previously enjoyed games do you think you can sell? 504 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:53,678 - I am also gonna sell five. 505 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,877 - Great. 506 00:18:54,879 --> 00:18:56,483 And Lawrence. 507 00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:58,045 Now, did everyone get a chance to meet Lawrence? 508 00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:00,487 Lawrence will be on the floor today 509 00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:01,488 working his very first active seller shift. 510 00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:02,258 (Lawrence gulps.) 511 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:08,990 So how many advanced copies of "Shrek" on DVD 512 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,465 do you think you can sell? 513 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,269 - Isn't "Shrek" already out on DVD? 514 00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:14,864 - Yeah, but this is like, 515 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:17,867 it's a new special edition with yeah, 516 00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:19,374 it's wide screen 517 00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:20,540 and then there's like special footage 518 00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,410 of how they animated the donkey. 519 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,038 - ("Shrek" impression) Donkey. 520 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,578 - That's awesome. - Thank you. 521 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,448 - Then probably like zero? 522 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:31,254 - No, I can put you down for like three "Shreks." 523 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,817 I can do that. 524 00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:35,687 All right. 525 00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:38,217 Nice, so we're gonna have a really awesome day, team. 526 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,757 - Okay, I'm sorry, Alana, 527 00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:42,023 can I just say one thing like, really quickly? 528 00:19:42,025 --> 00:19:45,565 I understand that I'm new here, but I really hate lying. 529 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:47,259 There is no way I'm gonna be able 530 00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:49,129 to sell three copies of "Shrek" tonight. 531 00:19:49,131 --> 00:19:50,900 Like, I could maybe see myself doing that 532 00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:52,605 with a film that I cared about. 533 00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:55,003 "Adaptation," "Bowling for Columbine." 534 00:19:55,005 --> 00:19:57,445 I'm very comfortable promoting the works of Michael Moore, 535 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,843 but I thought I got hired here to talk about real cinema, 536 00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,582 which "Shrek" is not. 537 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:04,617 So can I just do that? 538 00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:08,819 And also that sash, is that gonna be mandatory? 539 00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:10,425 I refuse to wear the sash. 540 00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:12,559 I have to put my foot down on that as well. 541 00:20:14,057 --> 00:20:17,091 (Lawrence sighing) 542 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,667 God. 543 00:20:21,669 --> 00:20:23,097 Hey. - Hey. 544 00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:25,033 - You finding everything okay? 545 00:20:25,035 --> 00:20:26,870 - Yeah. Thanks, babe. 546 00:20:27,807 --> 00:20:29,301 - What's that? 547 00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:31,446 "Legally Blonde," this is a great movie. 548 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:32,744 My mom really likes the scene 549 00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:35,978 with the bend and snap. (snapping) 550 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,217 - I told you, 551 00:20:44,219 --> 00:20:46,285 it's the guy in the TV show 552 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:50,828 and the woman with the hair who married that man. 553 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:52,324 - Yes! 554 00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:53,897 You're describing "The Whole Nine Yards." 555 00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:57,065 - It is not "The Whole Nine Yards!" 556 00:20:57,067 --> 00:20:58,935 - No, 557 00:20:58,937 --> 00:21:00,266 we rented out our last copy of "Blue Crush" this afternoon. 558 00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:01,267 - Could you help me? 559 00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:03,170 - Thanks, bye. 560 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:06,173 - A little boy was helping me, but he's disappeared. 561 00:21:06,175 --> 00:21:07,746 - Okay. 562 00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:09,583 Well, do you remember what he looked like? 563 00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:11,145 - Jewish. 564 00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:12,652 - Sorry, he was Jewish? 565 00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:16,183 - You know, thick dark hair, brown eyes, 566 00:21:16,185 --> 00:21:19,956 shorter than a man, like Danny DeVito. 567 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:21,727 A little Jew boy. 568 00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:22,596 No, hold on. 569 00:21:22,598 --> 00:21:24,433 TV Jewish. 570 00:21:24,435 --> 00:21:28,965 A little boy who could play a Jew on television. 571 00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:33,409 (Main "I Like Movies" theme) 572 00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:36,478 - [Matt] Come on, man. 573 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,204 We're gonna miss the movie. 574 00:21:41,485 --> 00:21:43,342 What are we going to see again? 575 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,849 - [Lawrence] P-T-A! 576 00:21:44,851 --> 00:21:45,850 - [Employee] And "The Santa Claus 2" 577 00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:47,346 will be in theater 12. 578 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,754 - Two tickets to Paul Thomas Anderson's 579 00:21:48,756 --> 00:21:50,426 "Punch Drunk Love" please. 580 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,384 - Okay. 581 00:21:52,386 --> 00:21:53,385 Are you paying in cash or? 582 00:21:53,387 --> 00:21:54,221 - Yeah, cash. 583 00:21:54,223 --> 00:21:55,464 - Oh no, Matt. 584 00:21:55,466 --> 00:21:57,257 I got this. 585 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,864 - You never have money. 586 00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:01,470 - Yeah. 587 00:22:01,472 --> 00:22:02,867 Well, you know, I'm just happy you came with me. 588 00:22:02,869 --> 00:22:04,066 - Yeah, I love Adam Sandler. 589 00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:05,672 - Well, I mean, 590 00:22:05,674 --> 00:22:07,168 this isn't gonna be your typical Sandler affair. 591 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,708 It's a Paul Thomas Anderson film, 592 00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:10,402 so it's gonna be a bit challenging for you. 593 00:22:10,404 --> 00:22:12,074 - I think I can fucking get it. 594 00:22:14,716 --> 00:22:16,144 - Thank you. - Okay. 595 00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:17,409 Enjoy your show. 596 00:22:17,411 --> 00:22:18,377 - I will. 597 00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:21,820 - I just realized when you're in New York, 598 00:22:21,822 --> 00:22:24,053 you can see SNL like, every weekend. 599 00:22:24,055 --> 00:22:25,758 - I think the tickets are based on 600 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,463 like a highly competitive lottery system, 601 00:22:27,465 --> 00:22:28,728 so yeah. 602 00:22:31,062 --> 00:22:32,633 - Can I go with you? 603 00:22:32,635 --> 00:22:34,833 - I mean, if you can get tickets, yeah, for sure. 604 00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:37,066 - No, like to New York. 605 00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,606 We could move there together 606 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,871 'cause I have dual citizenship, so. 607 00:22:41,512 --> 00:22:44,007 - Hey, do you guys do little shots of espresso here? 608 00:22:45,582 --> 00:22:47,142 Okay. 609 00:22:47,144 --> 00:22:49,584 Then I will get a root beer, medium. 610 00:22:49,586 --> 00:22:51,080 Matt, do you want anything? 611 00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:54,622 - Yeah, just a popcorn and a Coke please. 612 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:57,724 - Okay, so yeah, two drinks and two popcorns please. 613 00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:59,187 So I just wanted to talk to you 614 00:22:59,189 --> 00:23:01,420 about Reject's Night this weekend. 615 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:04,093 I think there might be a potential conflict. 616 00:23:04,095 --> 00:23:06,095 - What's the conflict, that you're gay? 617 00:23:06,097 --> 00:23:08,933 - No, it's that I got a job at Sequels, man! 618 00:23:08,935 --> 00:23:10,737 It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 619 00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:12,772 I get 10 free movie rentals a week, 620 00:23:12,774 --> 00:23:15,434 15% off all Coca-Cola branded products. 621 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,402 Oh, and look, 622 00:23:17,977 --> 00:23:21,550 they let me (Italian mob voice) take any of the Twizzlers 623 00:23:21,552 --> 00:23:24,047 that are past their expiration date. 624 00:23:24,049 --> 00:23:25,884 Keep that between you and me, okay? 625 00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:28,590 But it also means 626 00:23:28,592 --> 00:23:30,482 that I'm not gonna be able to watch SNL anymore 627 00:23:30,484 --> 00:23:31,956 because Sequels closes at midnight on Saturdays, so. 628 00:23:33,289 --> 00:23:34,288 - What, so I'm supposed to watch it by myself 629 00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:35,663 like a fucking loser? 630 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,159 - Sorry, man. 631 00:23:37,161 --> 00:23:38,996 I gotta be proactive about my future. 632 00:23:38,998 --> 00:23:40,228 NYU costs $90,000 633 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:42,263 and it's not like my parents 634 00:23:42,265 --> 00:23:43,968 are gonna buy everything for me. 635 00:23:47,402 --> 00:23:48,874 - [Audience Member] Take off your hat. 636 00:23:58,281 --> 00:24:01,557 (Movie preview music) 637 00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:13,030 - "Punch Drunk Love" is seriously like the greatest movie 638 00:24:13,032 --> 00:24:14,768 I've ever seen in my life. 639 00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:16,638 - Why did Adam Sandler need all that pudding -- 640 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,839 - Because it's the greatest love story of our time, Matt! 641 00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:21,005 Oh my god, 642 00:24:21,007 --> 00:24:22,842 the scene where they kiss 643 00:24:22,844 --> 00:24:24,646 and the cameras do that whooshing thing. 644 00:24:24,648 --> 00:24:27,649 And then you see their shadows and it's like, ugh! 645 00:24:27,651 --> 00:24:29,651 And then all this stuff with the Mattress Man. 646 00:24:29,653 --> 00:24:31,510 (Matt turns up "Tinfoil" by Limblifter) 647 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:34,986 ♪ Turmoil in tinfoil ♪ 648 00:24:34,988 --> 00:24:35,921 Okay. 649 00:24:38,288 --> 00:24:41,322 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 650 00:24:44,932 --> 00:24:48,032 I thought we were going to your house? 651 00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:49,165 Is that Lauren P.?! 652 00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,100 - Get down. 653 00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:54,203 - What movie is she watching? 654 00:24:54,205 --> 00:24:59,076 - Lauren P. is so good at editing. 655 00:24:59,078 --> 00:25:00,044 - So? 656 00:25:01,377 --> 00:25:05,753 - Well, I was thinking maybe she could help us 657 00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:09,119 with like, the Year End Video, you know? 658 00:25:10,419 --> 00:25:11,924 - Matt, are you like in love with Lauren P.? 659 00:25:11,926 --> 00:25:13,486 - Shut the fuck up! 660 00:25:13,488 --> 00:25:15,664 (horn blaring) Hey! 661 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,193 Fuck! (horn blaring) 662 00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:19,668 Shit, fuck! 663 00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:24,772 (dog barking) (horn blaring) 664 00:25:25,742 --> 00:25:29,535 Lawrence, are you asleep? 665 00:25:30,912 --> 00:25:33,110 - [Lawrence] (yawning) Almost. 666 00:25:37,688 --> 00:25:38,852 - I was wondering what you thought 667 00:25:38,854 --> 00:25:40,480 about me coming to New York. 668 00:25:42,253 --> 00:25:44,352 - I thought you were going to Aldershot next year. 669 00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:46,794 Aren't your parents making you? 670 00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:48,059 - Yeah, but I have dual citizenship, 671 00:25:48,061 --> 00:25:49,588 so it's like, it's whatever. 672 00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:58,740 - Can I tell you something like really honest 673 00:25:58,742 --> 00:26:01,600 and you have to promise you're not gonna get mad at me? 674 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,141 - Yeah. 675 00:26:04,143 --> 00:26:09,047 - Well, it's just like after high school, 676 00:26:10,446 --> 00:26:11,984 I see myself having a really different life 677 00:26:11,986 --> 00:26:16,252 with new friends who share in my interests. 678 00:26:16,254 --> 00:26:18,617 - I just spent the whole day with your fucking interests. 679 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:21,191 - Yeah, you totally did and that's great. 680 00:26:24,735 --> 00:26:25,668 I just, 681 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:32,202 I think you might be like a placeholder. 682 00:26:33,535 --> 00:26:35,436 - What the fuck is a placeholder? 683 00:26:35,438 --> 00:26:36,679 - You know, like a friend that you have in high school 684 00:26:38,309 --> 00:26:42,047 before you go to university and make like your real friends. 685 00:26:44,117 --> 00:26:45,853 Like, I don't really think it's a bad thing. 686 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:47,382 If we're being honest, 687 00:26:47,384 --> 00:26:49,087 I'm probably your placeholder too. 688 00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:53,157 It's just, I don't know. 689 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,623 When I move to New York, I see myself becoming like, 690 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,835 like a completely different person. 691 00:27:00,837 --> 00:27:01,660 - So you're just not gonna want to be my friend? 692 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,837 - No, no. 693 00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:04,366 No, in high school, it's fine. 694 00:27:04,368 --> 00:27:07,072 I just think that like, you know, 695 00:27:07,074 --> 00:27:08,634 you should figure out your own future 696 00:27:08,636 --> 00:27:12,671 before you decide to copy mine or whatever. 697 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,816 (Matt sighing) 698 00:27:14,818 --> 00:27:16,983 See, this is why I didn't even wanna say anything. 699 00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:18,512 I knew you'd be mad. 700 00:27:23,651 --> 00:27:24,826 Are you mad? 701 00:27:24,828 --> 00:27:26,091 - It's whatever, it's fine. 702 00:27:35,135 --> 00:27:36,068 - [Shannon] Pizza! 703 00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:40,534 ♪ I love doing inventory ♪ 704 00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:43,669 ♪ You guys are my best friends ♪ 705 00:27:43,671 --> 00:27:47,640 ♪ And I got dipping sauce for your pizza ♪ 706 00:27:47,642 --> 00:27:50,148 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 707 00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,853 That's it. - Wow, okay. 708 00:27:51,855 --> 00:27:54,823 I was waiting for inventory Alana to show up. 709 00:27:54,825 --> 00:27:56,682 She's here. - Here she is. 710 00:27:56,684 --> 00:27:58,387 What territory do you want? 711 00:27:58,389 --> 00:27:59,927 - New releases! - New release wall. Okay. 712 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,687 - Damn it. 713 00:28:01,689 --> 00:28:05,229 Okay, I will do old favorites from family to drama. 714 00:28:05,231 --> 00:28:06,758 - Okay. 715 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,595 I'll take old favorites from action to comedy 716 00:28:08,597 --> 00:28:11,730 and we can all split games, previously enjoyed, and retail. 717 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,072 And Lawrence. 718 00:28:14,911 --> 00:28:15,811 Come here. 719 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:20,079 Lawrence, you're gonna get the very best job. 720 00:28:20,081 --> 00:28:22,741 You are gonna watch this computer 721 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:26,085 and make sure we scan everything properly in the store. 722 00:28:26,087 --> 00:28:29,253 And if we can scan everything in by 2:00 a.m., 723 00:28:29,255 --> 00:28:32,388 we get to go to fucking bed. 724 00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:33,323 - Yay. 725 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,392 - Let's do it. - Yes. 726 00:28:39,397 --> 00:28:41,034 - Hey Lawrence, how's it going? 727 00:28:42,004 --> 00:28:43,399 - It's good, it's going good. 728 00:28:44,369 --> 00:28:45,764 - We're rocking it, guys. 729 00:28:50,078 --> 00:28:52,342 (blowing) 730 00:28:53,741 --> 00:28:54,916 - Yeah, cool. 731 00:28:54,918 --> 00:28:55,983 How 'bout that? 732 00:28:58,889 --> 00:29:03,991 (wondrous soft music) (machinery beeping) 733 00:29:13,596 --> 00:29:16,531 - Okay, see you in a few hours, lady. 734 00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:17,697 - Okay. 735 00:29:17,699 --> 00:29:19,501 Lawrence, nice working with you. 736 00:29:19,503 --> 00:29:21,844 Very awesome scanning. 737 00:29:22,946 --> 00:29:24,110 - (laughing) Thanks, Shannon. 738 00:29:24,112 --> 00:29:25,606 - Lawrence, you need a ride? 739 00:29:25,608 --> 00:29:27,146 - No, no, my mom's coming to pick me up. 740 00:29:27,148 --> 00:29:28,477 I just gotta call her when I'm ready. 741 00:29:28,479 --> 00:29:29,445 - What? 742 00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:30,952 It's 2:00 a.m. 743 00:29:30,954 --> 00:29:32,481 Your mom's still waiting up for you? 744 00:29:32,483 --> 00:29:33,647 - Yo, if I called my mom at 2:00 a.m., 745 00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:34,483 she would beat my ass, man. 746 00:29:34,485 --> 00:29:35,682 What? She would. 747 00:29:35,684 --> 00:29:36,958 I would be hospitalized. 748 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,124 - No, no, no. 749 00:29:38,126 --> 00:29:39,290 She likes driving me around. 750 00:29:39,292 --> 00:29:41,963 It makes her feel like, useful. 751 00:29:41,965 --> 00:29:43,162 - Okay, I'll drive him home. 752 00:29:43,164 --> 00:29:44,427 Where do you live, Lawrence? 753 00:29:44,429 --> 00:29:46,462 - Really, she doesn't mind. 754 00:29:46,464 --> 00:29:49,003 - Yo, stop being an asshole to your mom, man. 755 00:29:49,005 --> 00:29:51,170 Just learn to drive. 756 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:53,007 And I say that with love. 757 00:29:53,009 --> 00:29:54,008 - Let's go. - Bye, team. 758 00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:55,306 - Bye. 759 00:29:55,308 --> 00:29:56,802 - Am I going with you? - Yeah. 760 00:29:56,804 --> 00:29:58,375 - Oh. - Yeah, we're having sex. 761 00:29:58,377 --> 00:29:59,948 - Okay, Lawrence, go get your coat. 762 00:29:59,950 --> 00:30:01,180 We have two minutes once I set the alarm. 763 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,018 - Don't I get my 10 free rentals a week now? 764 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,019 My trial period's over? 765 00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:06,053 - Now? 766 00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:10,585 (Alana sighing) 767 00:30:10,587 --> 00:30:11,784 Okay, but fast. 768 00:30:11,786 --> 00:30:13,093 You be so fast, Lawrence! 769 00:30:15,031 --> 00:30:17,790 (Alana sighing) 770 00:30:20,531 --> 00:30:21,497 Fuck. 771 00:30:28,011 --> 00:30:29,571 - All right. 772 00:30:29,573 --> 00:30:30,539 Bam. 773 00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:34,950 - All right. 774 00:30:36,415 --> 00:30:37,876 I can't let you rent these. 775 00:30:39,253 --> 00:30:40,879 You have a $45 late fee on your account. 776 00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:44,223 - That doesn't make any sense. 777 00:30:44,225 --> 00:30:46,126 - Well, you never returned "Wild Things" 778 00:30:46,128 --> 00:30:49,723 and it says you've had it for the last three weeks. 779 00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:52,297 - Well-- 780 00:30:52,299 --> 00:30:53,892 - That is the movie where Denise Richards 781 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,003 and Neve Campbell mash their boobies together 782 00:30:55,005 --> 00:30:56,004 in a pool, right? 783 00:30:56,006 --> 00:30:58,006 - Well, I don't know 784 00:30:58,008 --> 00:30:59,403 because my friend Matt Macarchuck rented it on my account, 785 00:30:59,405 --> 00:31:01,306 but he said he returned it weeks ago. 786 00:31:01,308 --> 00:31:03,770 - With the fakest fake name I have literally ever heard. 787 00:31:03,772 --> 00:31:05,673 - Look, first thing, 788 00:31:05,675 --> 00:31:07,939 I'm gonna take "Wild Things" out of his VHS player, 789 00:31:07,941 --> 00:31:09,116 rewind the whole tape, 790 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,414 and then burn his house down 791 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:11,910 because that's how much I care 792 00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:12,845 about the Sequels late fee policy, Alana. 793 00:31:12,847 --> 00:31:13,912 I swear to God. 794 00:31:16,356 --> 00:31:17,718 - Yeah, we don't live far away from each other. 795 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,325 I'm at Tansley Woods. 796 00:31:20,327 --> 00:31:22,228 It's a really nice condo. 797 00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:27,101 I bought it myself last year and I just got a new oven. 798 00:31:27,961 --> 00:31:29,928 - Oh, yeah, that's cool. 799 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,601 Is it like gas range or... 800 00:31:34,968 --> 00:31:36,143 - It's only 2:15. 801 00:31:36,145 --> 00:31:38,013 Are you sure you don't want me 802 00:31:38,015 --> 00:31:39,179 to drop you off at like, a friend's house or something? 803 00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:41,577 - I think I wanna go home 804 00:31:41,579 --> 00:31:42,611 and watch "The Manchurian Candidate." 805 00:31:42,613 --> 00:31:43,546 - Really? 806 00:31:45,286 --> 00:31:46,978 I think you should go to a party. 807 00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:48,617 - No, no. 808 00:31:48,619 --> 00:31:49,783 I like movies. 809 00:31:53,393 --> 00:31:54,326 - Right. 810 00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:01,432 Well, congratulations. 811 00:32:01,434 --> 00:32:04,138 You just survived your first inventory. 812 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:09,671 (soft contemplative music) 813 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,543 - Okay. 814 00:32:13,545 --> 00:32:14,511 See ya. 815 00:32:17,813 --> 00:32:19,681 - Hello! 816 00:32:19,683 --> 00:32:22,948 Yeah, I think you forgot to thank me for driving you home 817 00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:26,061 and also for being just the greatest boss you have ever had. 818 00:32:28,164 --> 00:32:30,197 - Yeah, okay, bye. 819 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,166 Thank you. 820 00:32:42,871 --> 00:32:48,006 (faint movie chatter) (soft contemplative music) 821 00:33:02,165 --> 00:33:03,263 - [Actor] Spartacus! 822 00:33:07,995 --> 00:33:10,930 (Lawrence masturbating) 823 00:33:10,932 --> 00:33:13,669 (screaming) - Oh, Jesus Christ! 824 00:33:13,671 --> 00:33:14,901 - Why are you still up? 825 00:33:14,903 --> 00:33:15,902 - I'm getting a glass of water. 826 00:33:15,904 --> 00:33:16,705 Why are you still up? 827 00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:20,544 - "Spartacus," I'm watching "Spartacus." 828 00:33:20,546 --> 00:33:21,545 - Don't watch "Spartacus!" 829 00:33:21,547 --> 00:33:22,546 Go to sleep. 830 00:33:22,548 --> 00:33:23,415 It's a school night. 831 00:33:23,417 --> 00:33:25,076 - Okay. 832 00:33:25,078 --> 00:33:26,044 Goodnight. 833 00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:29,883 I love you. 834 00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:31,423 Goodnight. 835 00:33:31,425 --> 00:33:32,391 - Love you. 836 00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:34,690 Jesus. 837 00:33:39,928 --> 00:33:42,170 Okay, I'll pick you up at 4. 838 00:33:42,172 --> 00:33:43,105 - Okay. 839 00:33:58,386 --> 00:33:59,946 - [Sequels commercial] It's almost Valentine's Day 840 00:33:59,948 --> 00:34:01,453 and love is in the air. 841 00:34:01,455 --> 00:34:03,752 - Hey Alana, are you busy right now? 842 00:34:03,754 --> 00:34:04,918 - I'm-- 843 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,228 - Okay, okay, so I was thinking 844 00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:09,395 that we should have like, a Staff Picks wall. 845 00:34:09,397 --> 00:34:10,561 - Oh. 846 00:34:10,563 --> 00:34:11,694 Yeah, we don't do that here. 847 00:34:11,696 --> 00:34:13,333 - Well, I know, yeah. 848 00:34:13,335 --> 00:34:15,236 But just imagine. - Yeah. 849 00:34:15,238 --> 00:34:18,272 - A section of the store that's all of our favourite movies. 850 00:34:18,274 --> 00:34:20,340 I was thinking I could interview everyone on the team 851 00:34:20,342 --> 00:34:22,474 and write up little blurbs to put next to them. 852 00:34:22,476 --> 00:34:25,444 And that it would be like, really, really, really special. 853 00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,139 Also, I would do everything, 854 00:34:28,141 --> 00:34:29,712 like all the work. 855 00:34:29,714 --> 00:34:31,813 I promise you wouldn't have to do a thing. 856 00:34:31,815 --> 00:34:33,716 - I mean, they do it at the Appleby store 857 00:34:33,718 --> 00:34:37,423 and I think their manager said it increased store revenue. 858 00:34:37,425 --> 00:34:40,888 - So, you're saying yes? 859 00:34:40,890 --> 00:34:42,197 - No. 860 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:43,297 I'm saying: 861 00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:48,995 let's see how it goes. 862 00:34:48,997 --> 00:34:50,634 - Okay, that works for me. 863 00:34:50,636 --> 00:34:51,998 - Okay. 864 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,999 - Okay. - Cool, Lawrence. 865 00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:55,969 (Lawrence laughing) 866 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,038 ("Ode to Joy") 867 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,677 - So Shannon, 868 00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:03,042 what do you love about "Dirty Dancing?" 869 00:35:05,816 --> 00:35:10,192 - To begin with, the dancing. 870 00:35:12,328 --> 00:35:14,185 (balloon squeaking) 871 00:35:14,187 --> 00:35:16,022 - Brandon Lee didn't deserve to die, man. 872 00:35:16,024 --> 00:35:18,332 He gave his life to "The Crow" and now he lives forever. 873 00:35:18,334 --> 00:35:19,993 - That DVD scares me, man. 874 00:35:19,995 --> 00:35:21,962 It looks evil on the shelf. 875 00:35:21,964 --> 00:35:22,798 - Oh yeah, bro. 876 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,799 "The Crow?" 877 00:35:23,801 --> 00:35:24,965 That one got you, bro. 878 00:35:24,967 --> 00:35:26,736 - [Shannon] What about dogs? 879 00:35:26,738 --> 00:35:28,474 - Are you just saying movies that have dogs in them 880 00:35:28,476 --> 00:35:30,135 because that's not very original. 881 00:35:30,137 --> 00:35:31,642 - What about dog actors? 882 00:35:31,644 --> 00:35:33,677 Like dogs, if they were played by humans, 883 00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:35,877 they'd win an Oscar every time. 884 00:35:35,879 --> 00:35:37,010 - Oh my god, Shannon. 885 00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:38,319 You're a genius. 886 00:35:38,321 --> 00:35:39,683 (bubble popping) 887 00:35:39,685 --> 00:35:41,388 (upbeat music) 888 00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,687 - Are you sure you're the manager? - Okay. 889 00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:44,853 - You're way too sexy to be a manager. 890 00:35:44,855 --> 00:35:45,689 - I'm the manager. 891 00:35:45,691 --> 00:35:47,526 I'm very sure. 892 00:35:47,528 --> 00:35:48,692 - I need to see some ID for this regulation hottie. 893 00:35:48,694 --> 00:35:49,693 - Wow, you just had that. 894 00:35:49,695 --> 00:35:50,595 Lawrence, later, okay? 895 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,225 (upbeat music) 896 00:35:54,227 --> 00:35:55,765 - "The Crow" got me through high school. 897 00:35:55,767 --> 00:35:57,272 It got me through my parent's divorce. 898 00:35:57,274 --> 00:35:59,307 It got getting cheated on by my fiance 899 00:35:59,309 --> 00:36:04,411 who is a bitch, by the way. 900 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:07,744 - Huh. 901 00:36:07,746 --> 00:36:08,877 This is actually, 902 00:36:09,682 --> 00:36:10,912 really great work. 903 00:36:11,684 --> 00:36:14,355 (upbeat music) 904 00:36:14,357 --> 00:36:17,787 (cash register dinging) 905 00:36:22,926 --> 00:36:28,061 (error noise) (Lawrence sighing) 906 00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:34,474 - Yo. 907 00:36:35,268 --> 00:36:36,443 - Yo, Matt. 908 00:36:36,445 --> 00:36:37,906 You're late. 909 00:36:37,908 --> 00:36:39,677 - Yeah, me and Lauren went to Wendy's. 910 00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:41,074 - We brought you a frosty. 911 00:36:46,389 --> 00:36:48,015 - I mean, yeah. 912 00:36:48,017 --> 00:36:49,423 I'll take the Frosty for sure, 913 00:36:49,425 --> 00:36:51,425 but she's gotta go. 914 00:36:53,627 --> 00:36:56,188 - Well, Matt was saying you guys could use an editor 915 00:36:56,190 --> 00:36:58,025 and I'd love to take a look at your footage. 916 00:36:58,027 --> 00:37:00,368 Trust me, you do not wanna edit on this computer. 917 00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:02,403 I've had so many rendering issues 918 00:37:02,405 --> 00:37:05,802 and my dad bought me Final Cut Pro for my birthday. 919 00:37:05,804 --> 00:37:08,068 - Well, that's just terrific, sweetheart, 920 00:37:08,070 --> 00:37:10,070 but the Year End Video's our thing, 921 00:37:10,072 --> 00:37:12,875 so there's really no groupies allowed. 922 00:37:12,877 --> 00:37:14,547 - Wow, you're being really sexist right now. 923 00:37:14,549 --> 00:37:16,109 - How is that sexist? 924 00:37:16,111 --> 00:37:18,078 - Lawrence, a lot of great film directors 925 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,983 have worked with female editors like Dede Allen. 926 00:37:21,985 --> 00:37:25,921 She helped Arthur Penn make "Bonnie and Clyde." 927 00:37:25,923 --> 00:37:29,958 And Sally Menke. 928 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,564 She edited-- - "Pulp Fiction." 929 00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:33,060 - "Pulp Fiction." 930 00:37:33,062 --> 00:37:36,602 And Thelma Schoon? - Schoonmaker. 931 00:37:36,604 --> 00:37:39,099 Schoon. - Smhoonmaker, 932 00:37:39,101 --> 00:37:41,640 she edited-- - "GoodFellas." 933 00:37:41,642 --> 00:37:42,971 - "GoodFellas!" 934 00:37:42,973 --> 00:37:44,841 - She edited "GoodFellas," Lawrence! 935 00:37:44,843 --> 00:37:48,350 - Did you guys go to Wendy's and prepare a fucking speech? 936 00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,550 No, Matt. 937 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,685 Lauren P is not involved. 938 00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:55,753 Like, you're really gonna have to make a decision here 939 00:37:55,755 --> 00:37:57,887 whether you wanna make a movie with me or-- 940 00:37:57,889 --> 00:37:59,460 - Okay. 941 00:37:59,462 --> 00:38:00,989 It's very obvious you don't actually care 942 00:38:00,991 --> 00:38:01,990 about the Year End Video here, so. 943 00:38:01,992 --> 00:38:03,530 - I care, I care a lot. 944 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,828 I just think we need to keep shooting footage. 945 00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:06,665 - Okay. 946 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:08,227 Well, I have the video camera and Lauren has Final Cut, 947 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:10,834 so we don't really know how you can contribute. 948 00:38:12,266 --> 00:38:14,442 - So you're just gonna kick me off my own film? 949 00:38:14,444 --> 00:38:15,377 - Well. 950 00:38:18,811 --> 00:38:21,075 Hey, Lauren, 951 00:38:21,077 --> 00:38:22,615 did Matt ever tell you about 952 00:38:22,617 --> 00:38:25,519 how he jerks off like 98 times a day 953 00:38:25,521 --> 00:38:27,378 and he likes to drive to your house at night 954 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:30,656 and park outside, so he can like, you know, stalk you? 955 00:38:30,658 --> 00:38:32,559 Right? 956 00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:36,189 And Matt, "Wild Things" has a three week late fee on it. 957 00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:38,026 $46, man. 958 00:38:38,028 --> 00:38:40,292 Like, I don't care 959 00:38:40,294 --> 00:38:42,503 that that's your favorite movie to jerk off to! 960 00:38:42,505 --> 00:38:44,934 My store really needs it back, okay?! 961 00:38:44,936 --> 00:38:46,067 It's important! 962 00:38:54,979 --> 00:38:55,912 - No! 963 00:38:58,345 --> 00:39:00,180 You don't deserve a Frosty. 964 00:39:04,758 --> 00:39:07,792 (moody rock music) 965 00:39:18,574 --> 00:39:20,706 - So, how long have you worked here for? 966 00:39:22,842 --> 00:39:24,039 - Four years. 967 00:39:25,372 --> 00:39:27,779 - That's like, a really long time. 968 00:39:27,781 --> 00:39:28,747 - Yeah. 969 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,717 - Well, did you ever wanna do anything else 970 00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:35,215 like go to university, have a career? 971 00:39:35,217 --> 00:39:37,492 - I have a career. 972 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:47,392 Hey, yeah, that's not how you stock the fridge. 973 00:39:47,394 --> 00:39:48,228 - It's not? 974 00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:50,098 - No. 975 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:52,001 See, you're putting all of the new pop in the front 976 00:39:52,003 --> 00:39:53,904 so that if a customer grabs one thinking that it's cold, 977 00:39:53,906 --> 00:39:56,940 they're just gonna end up with like, a lukewarm beverage. 978 00:39:59,241 --> 00:40:03,551 So take everything out and start over. 979 00:40:03,553 --> 00:40:04,486 - Okay. 980 00:40:11,891 --> 00:40:14,892 - Yeah, like, I went to Guelph for awhile. 981 00:40:14,894 --> 00:40:16,322 - Oh, that's cool, yeah. 982 00:40:16,324 --> 00:40:17,862 I'm graduating this year, 983 00:40:17,864 --> 00:40:20,535 but I don't think I want to go to Guelph. 984 00:40:20,537 --> 00:40:22,130 - Well, where else did you apply? 985 00:40:22,132 --> 00:40:22,966 - [Lawrence] Nowhere. 986 00:40:22,968 --> 00:40:23,934 Just NYU. 987 00:40:26,136 --> 00:40:28,268 - Lawrence, do me a favor 988 00:40:28,270 --> 00:40:31,337 and apply to least one Canadian university please? 989 00:40:31,339 --> 00:40:33,240 Just like, you know, as a backup. 990 00:40:33,242 --> 00:40:34,043 - Why? 991 00:40:34,045 --> 00:40:35,583 I don't need to. 992 00:40:35,585 --> 00:40:37,145 - Because NYU is kind of a long shot 993 00:40:37,147 --> 00:40:38,476 and you don't want to 994 00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,016 end up going to no universities. 995 00:40:40,018 --> 00:40:41,853 You're gonna be - 996 00:40:41,855 --> 00:40:44,988 Oh my god, what the fuck?! 997 00:40:44,990 --> 00:40:46,990 Someone threw a Gordita. 998 00:40:46,992 --> 00:40:48,596 - [Lawrence] Oh, weird. 999 00:40:48,598 --> 00:40:50,961 Well, what's the best film school in Canada? 1000 00:40:50,963 --> 00:40:51,962 - What? I don't know. 1001 00:40:51,964 --> 00:40:53,326 Like, Ryerson? 1002 00:40:53,328 --> 00:40:54,800 The gay and lesbian section. 1003 00:40:54,802 --> 00:40:55,966 This is like a fucking hate crime! 1004 00:40:55,968 --> 00:40:57,803 - Do they shoot on 16-mm? 1005 00:40:57,805 --> 00:40:59,673 'Cause I really need to know how to shoot on 16-mm. 1006 00:40:59,675 --> 00:41:01,532 - There's all crushed up ground beef in the carpet. 1007 00:41:01,534 --> 00:41:03,072 - What did you major in? - It's fucking disgusting. 1008 00:41:03,074 --> 00:41:04,645 Shit, we're gonna get ants again. 1009 00:41:04,647 --> 00:41:05,470 - Alana, what did you take at Guelph? 1010 00:41:05,472 --> 00:41:07,439 - Oh, fuck. 1011 00:41:07,441 --> 00:41:08,539 Theatre. 1012 00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:09,650 - Really? 1013 00:41:09,652 --> 00:41:10,816 What did you want to be, 1014 00:41:10,818 --> 00:41:13,082 a director, actor, playwright? 1015 00:41:13,854 --> 00:41:14,820 - An actor. 1016 00:41:15,658 --> 00:41:16,624 - [Lawrence] Cool. 1017 00:41:18,155 --> 00:41:19,088 - Yeah, 1018 00:41:20,663 --> 00:41:23,994 but then like, my roommate committed suicide 1019 00:41:23,996 --> 00:41:25,798 in my first year. 1020 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,261 So then obviously, I didn't go back after that. 1021 00:41:33,038 --> 00:41:34,840 Hey, it's okay. 1022 00:41:34,842 --> 00:41:36,534 Look, I'm okay now. 1023 00:41:40,881 --> 00:41:43,618 Can you please make your face into another face? 1024 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,689 Okay. 1025 00:41:48,691 --> 00:41:50,548 Okay, just watch the counter. 1026 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:51,725 All right? 1027 00:41:51,727 --> 00:41:53,419 I'm gonna get the steam cleaner. 1028 00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:55,960 Fucking bastards. 1029 00:41:59,394 --> 00:42:00,558 Fuck. 1030 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,133 ("I Like Movies" main theme) 1031 00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:14,473 - Yes. 1032 00:42:15,751 --> 00:42:17,047 Yes. 1033 00:42:17,049 --> 00:42:17,982 Yes. 1034 00:42:18,886 --> 00:42:19,819 No. 1035 00:42:21,724 --> 00:42:23,856 - Ooh, my little baby! 1036 00:42:23,858 --> 00:42:24,791 Oh she's so little. 1037 00:42:26,223 --> 00:42:28,058 What are the books doing on the floor? 1038 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:29,554 - I'm trying to decide what to bring to New York. 1039 00:42:29,556 --> 00:42:31,226 I'm just trying to pack light, you know? 1040 00:42:31,228 --> 00:42:32,227 The essentials. 1041 00:42:32,229 --> 00:42:33,228 - Come help me please. 1042 00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:40,202 Derek was a really disgusting prick this morning, okay? 1043 00:42:40,204 --> 00:42:41,632 Can I tell you what he said? 1044 00:42:41,634 --> 00:42:43,238 - No, I don't-- 1045 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,976 - As I walked into the office, okay. 1046 00:42:44,978 --> 00:42:48,441 Hey Terri, did you get breast implants? 1047 00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:50,245 So I say, "You know what? 1048 00:42:50,247 --> 00:42:51,818 I don't think that's an appropriate thing 1049 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,787 to say to your office manager there, Derek." 1050 00:42:53,789 --> 00:42:54,612 - Yeah, that's gross. 1051 00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:55,613 That sucks. 1052 00:42:56,924 --> 00:42:59,452 Um, so Alana was telling me I need a backup. 1053 00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:01,894 She says I need to apply to at least one Canadian school 1054 00:43:01,896 --> 00:43:03,962 in case I don't get into NYU. 1055 00:43:05,328 --> 00:43:07,999 So I was talking to the guidance counselor today 1056 00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:09,528 and they were telling me that I, 1057 00:43:09,530 --> 00:43:11,772 that the deadline is yeah, well, today, 1058 00:43:11,774 --> 00:43:12,905 and I just really need-- 1059 00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:13,972 - Okay, so. 1060 00:43:14,810 --> 00:43:16,337 Go back. Who's Alana? 1061 00:43:16,339 --> 00:43:17,943 - Mom, you're not even listening! 1062 00:43:17,945 --> 00:43:20,814 That's my manager at Sequels. 1063 00:43:20,816 --> 00:43:22,343 Okay. 1064 00:43:22,345 --> 00:43:24,015 So I need to apply on this stupid website 1065 00:43:24,017 --> 00:43:25,511 called OUAC by midnight. 1066 00:43:25,513 --> 00:43:27,480 And I was just wondering what school 1067 00:43:27,482 --> 00:43:28,822 you thought I should apply to 1068 00:43:28,824 --> 00:43:30,120 'cause I kind of need to decide 1069 00:43:30,122 --> 00:43:32,793 in like the next three hours. 1070 00:43:32,795 --> 00:43:34,322 - Okay. 1071 00:43:34,324 --> 00:43:35,587 What's the easiest school to get into? 1072 00:43:35,589 --> 00:43:36,764 - Mom -- 1073 00:43:36,766 --> 00:43:38,799 - Sorry, I said something wrong. 1074 00:43:38,801 --> 00:43:39,734 Imagine that. 1075 00:43:41,463 --> 00:43:42,627 What about Carleton? 1076 00:43:43,498 --> 00:43:44,629 Your dad went there. 1077 00:43:48,074 --> 00:43:49,007 - I mean, 1078 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:52,912 like yeah, yeah, I mean. 1079 00:43:54,377 --> 00:43:55,673 Is that a good school? 1080 00:43:56,643 --> 00:44:00,018 Was dad like, happy there? 1081 00:44:01,956 --> 00:44:03,483 - Yeah, I think he loved it. 1082 00:44:06,554 --> 00:44:08,158 - Well, yours changes every week. 1083 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,193 Last week, you said it was "Eyes Wide Shut," 1084 00:44:10,195 --> 00:44:12,525 which is really gross and weird. 1085 00:44:12,527 --> 00:44:14,868 - Well, that's just because Stanley Kubrick's 1086 00:44:14,870 --> 00:44:16,067 my favorite director right now. 1087 00:44:16,069 --> 00:44:18,003 But please, just tell me. 1088 00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:20,170 - No, I'm not obsessed with movies the same way you are. 1089 00:44:20,172 --> 00:44:22,843 And I actually, I might even hate them now. 1090 00:44:25,144 --> 00:44:26,506 I used to work in the industry. 1091 00:44:26,508 --> 00:44:27,408 - Really? - Mm. 1092 00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:28,574 - As what? 1093 00:44:28,576 --> 00:44:30,917 - Look me up on IMDB sometime. 1094 00:44:33,746 --> 00:44:35,020 Okay, okay. 1095 00:44:35,022 --> 00:44:36,791 I will give you a hint. 1096 00:44:41,754 --> 00:44:45,932 Red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum. 1097 00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:48,770 - Oh my god, Alana, are you saying it's "The Shining?" 1098 00:44:49,663 --> 00:44:51,465 - No. 1099 00:44:51,467 --> 00:44:52,906 I just knew that would give you like, a huge boner. 1100 00:44:56,703 --> 00:45:01,816 (bell ringing) (students chattering) 1101 00:45:09,485 --> 00:45:12,453 (locker slamming) 1102 00:45:13,786 --> 00:45:17,755 (lock clattering) - Come on, okay. 1103 00:45:22,036 --> 00:45:24,267 - [Student] Yeah, yeah, let's go. 1104 00:45:24,269 --> 00:45:26,566 - Yeah, that's great. 1105 00:45:26,568 --> 00:45:28,733 Maybe stay a little bit more to this side 1106 00:45:28,735 --> 00:45:30,977 and then the light will get your faces a little bit more. 1107 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,210 Yeah, nice. 1108 00:45:33,212 --> 00:45:34,145 Yeah. 1109 00:45:35,445 --> 00:45:36,950 What do you think? 1110 00:45:36,952 --> 00:45:38,919 - [Matt] I think it looks really good, yeah. 1111 00:45:38,921 --> 00:45:40,448 - I don't know. 1112 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,614 I just hope you guys aren't overexposed 1113 00:45:41,616 --> 00:45:42,813 and I don't know, it just - 1114 00:45:42,815 --> 00:45:43,924 - [Brendan] It's payday. 1115 00:45:43,926 --> 00:45:46,124 - Oh. - Yeah, okay. 1116 00:45:46,126 --> 00:45:47,092 All right. 1117 00:45:54,596 --> 00:45:56,904 - Hey, Brendan? - Yeah, bro? 1118 00:45:56,906 --> 00:45:58,631 - Can you come here? 1119 00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:00,171 I think there's like, something wrong with my paycheck. 1120 00:46:00,173 --> 00:46:01,469 - Something wrong with your paycheck? 1121 00:46:01,471 --> 00:46:02,404 Let me see. 1122 00:46:06,212 --> 00:46:07,882 That looks okay to me. 1123 00:46:09,281 --> 00:46:12,216 - But I need to save up $90,000 US by September. 1124 00:46:13,186 --> 00:46:14,350 - Okay. 1125 00:46:14,352 --> 00:46:15,516 - If I'm working all the time, 1126 00:46:15,518 --> 00:46:17,089 why don't I have any money? 1127 00:46:17,091 --> 00:46:18,387 - Okay, so Sequels takes money out 1128 00:46:18,389 --> 00:46:19,993 for your like, RSP funds, 1129 00:46:19,995 --> 00:46:21,852 and your employment benefits, and stuff. 1130 00:46:21,854 --> 00:46:23,689 - Okay, I don't want all that. 1131 00:46:23,691 --> 00:46:25,361 I want to save all my money so I can go to NYU. 1132 00:46:26,298 --> 00:46:27,693 - I'm sorry. 1133 00:46:27,695 --> 00:46:29,299 Have you never had a job before? 1134 00:46:29,301 --> 00:46:31,763 - [Lauren] Okay, no, no, no, let's try to get it. 1135 00:46:31,765 --> 00:46:33,468 Let's try together, yeah. 1136 00:46:33,470 --> 00:46:35,833 (giggling) 1137 00:46:36,946 --> 00:46:38,308 (bell ringing) 1138 00:46:38,310 --> 00:46:39,309 - Okay, have a great day. 1139 00:46:39,311 --> 00:46:41,080 And don't forget, 1140 00:46:41,082 --> 00:46:43,082 your Marshall McLuhan book reports are due next Wednesday. 1141 00:46:44,448 --> 00:46:47,548 The medium is the homework! (laughing) 1142 00:46:49,123 --> 00:46:52,421 Hey, Matt, Lawrence, can we chat? 1143 00:46:59,529 --> 00:47:02,662 So, you promised me a cut in February. 1144 00:47:02,664 --> 00:47:04,466 It's now March. 1145 00:47:04,468 --> 00:47:06,270 So what is happening with that Year End Video? 1146 00:47:06,272 --> 00:47:09,372 - Oh yes, yeah, we're nearly there. 1147 00:47:09,374 --> 00:47:10,703 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1148 00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:11,704 - Okay. 1149 00:47:11,706 --> 00:47:13,211 Matt, is this true? 1150 00:47:13,213 --> 00:47:15,048 - I don't know. 1151 00:47:15,050 --> 00:47:16,676 I haven't really been working with Lawrence at all, so. 1152 00:47:16,678 --> 00:47:18,546 - Well, I think it was just more 1153 00:47:18,548 --> 00:47:19,987 we were having some creative differences-- 1154 00:47:19,989 --> 00:47:21,483 - Okay, is there anything 1155 00:47:21,485 --> 00:47:24,354 that I can show to the principal at all? 1156 00:47:24,356 --> 00:47:25,619 - Me and Lauren P. can show you a cut 1157 00:47:25,621 --> 00:47:27,720 of the Year End Video on Monday. 1158 00:47:27,722 --> 00:47:29,161 We're working together now, so. 1159 00:47:29,163 --> 00:47:30,756 - Wait, Lauren's involved? 1160 00:47:30,758 --> 00:47:31,592 - Yeah. 1161 00:47:31,594 --> 00:47:33,495 - That's great! 1162 00:47:33,497 --> 00:47:34,925 Hey, did you hear she got into film school at Ryerson? 1163 00:47:34,927 --> 00:47:36,465 - Yeah, I know. 1164 00:47:36,467 --> 00:47:37,598 She's really good at like, film stuff. 1165 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,863 She's really cool. 1166 00:47:38,865 --> 00:47:40,436 - Mr. Olenick, 1167 00:47:40,438 --> 00:47:42,009 I don't think it's fair for Lauren P. 1168 00:47:42,011 --> 00:47:43,538 to get credit on the Year End Video 1169 00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:45,342 when I never asked her to be involved. 1170 00:47:45,344 --> 00:47:47,344 - Well, don't women need opportunities to get involved? 1171 00:47:47,346 --> 00:47:49,742 - [Lawrence] Yeah, but she's a poser. 1172 00:47:53,121 --> 00:47:54,648 - Okay. 1173 00:47:54,650 --> 00:47:57,618 Matt, I am really looking forward 1174 00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:59,158 to what you and Lauren create. 1175 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,324 Go for it. 1176 00:48:00,326 --> 00:48:01,325 - Thank you, Mr. Olenick. 1177 00:48:04,099 --> 00:48:08,134 - Hey Lawrence, are you okay? 1178 00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:10,004 - If you're not going in, 1179 00:48:10,006 --> 00:48:11,038 you have to call Sequels and you have to let them know. 1180 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:11,863 Come on. 1181 00:48:11,865 --> 00:48:12,864 - I know that. 1182 00:48:12,866 --> 00:48:15,042 Obviously, I have to go. 1183 00:48:15,044 --> 00:48:15,834 I have to go. 1184 00:48:15,836 --> 00:48:16,703 I just. 1185 00:48:16,705 --> 00:48:18,276 - Lawrence. 1186 00:48:18,278 --> 00:48:19,805 - Just let me rest for like, 10 more minutes. 1187 00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:22,544 - Oh my god. 1188 00:48:22,546 --> 00:48:23,479 Wow. 1189 00:48:24,317 --> 00:48:25,283 Lawrence. 1190 00:48:26,616 --> 00:48:31,322 You are 40 minutes late. - We had car trouble. 1191 00:48:31,324 --> 00:48:32,884 - You'll have to get changed. 1192 00:48:32,886 --> 00:48:34,424 - Yeah, I'll just be like one second. 1193 00:48:34,426 --> 00:48:35,425 - Like, Lawrence, like you're really late. 1194 00:48:35,427 --> 00:48:37,691 Like, please hurry up. 1195 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:43,367 (Lawrence panting) 1196 00:48:52,411 --> 00:48:53,410 - Oh, fuck. 1197 00:48:56,118 --> 00:49:01,187 (Lawrence panting) (dissonant ambient music) 1198 00:49:11,661 --> 00:49:13,100 Ah, fuck. 1199 00:49:13,102 --> 00:49:17,665 (slapping) (Lawrence sobbing) 1200 00:49:20,967 --> 00:49:22,142 (knocking on door) 1201 00:49:22,144 --> 00:49:23,968 - [Terri] Hey, are you okay? 1202 00:49:23,970 --> 00:49:25,244 Open the door. 1203 00:49:26,148 --> 00:49:27,081 Lawrence. 1204 00:49:30,977 --> 00:49:33,549 - Great, so "Jumanji" is due Thursday at noon. 1205 00:49:33,551 --> 00:49:34,814 - Hey, Alana, I think we have a problem. 1206 00:49:34,816 --> 00:49:36,321 Can I talk to you? 1207 00:49:36,323 --> 00:49:38,224 - Is Lawrence still getting changed? 1208 00:49:38,226 --> 00:49:39,225 - Actually, he just locked himself in the back room. 1209 00:49:39,227 --> 00:49:40,787 I'm not really sure why. 1210 00:49:40,789 --> 00:49:41,953 - I'll take the next customer in line. 1211 00:49:41,955 --> 00:49:43,526 - Look, I know that you can tell 1212 00:49:43,528 --> 00:49:45,330 that Lawrence is not like a regular kid. 1213 00:49:45,332 --> 00:49:46,496 - [Alana] I can't do this right now. 1214 00:49:46,498 --> 00:49:48,300 - I mean, you know, I love him. 1215 00:49:48,302 --> 00:49:49,697 It's just that he has serious emotional problems. 1216 00:49:49,699 --> 00:49:50,962 - I can't. 1217 00:49:50,964 --> 00:49:52,502 - Look, I'm sure that he told you 1218 00:49:52,504 --> 00:49:53,668 that his father committed suicide 1219 00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:55,208 about four years ago, right? 1220 00:49:55,210 --> 00:49:56,209 He used to use it as an excuse for everything 1221 00:49:56,211 --> 00:49:58,145 like to get out of gym 1222 00:49:58,147 --> 00:49:59,608 or if he didn't like what TV show you were watching. 1223 00:49:59,610 --> 00:50:01,478 - Sorry. 1224 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,875 - But I need to get into the back room and I'm sorry. 1225 00:50:02,877 --> 00:50:04,349 I'm sorry. - No, that's okay. 1226 00:50:04,351 --> 00:50:05,185 - I know that you're really busy. 1227 00:50:05,187 --> 00:50:06,219 - You know what? 1228 00:50:06,221 --> 00:50:07,385 I'm really sorry. 1229 00:50:07,387 --> 00:50:08,551 Like, I didn't know all that, 1230 00:50:08,553 --> 00:50:10,223 but I'm down two employees 1231 00:50:10,225 --> 00:50:11,917 and I have no one to help me on cash. 1232 00:50:11,919 --> 00:50:13,424 So I'll go and check on him 1233 00:50:13,426 --> 00:50:15,228 as soon as the line calms down. 1234 00:50:15,230 --> 00:50:16,427 I'll help you over here. 1235 00:50:16,429 --> 00:50:17,593 What is she doing? 1236 00:50:17,595 --> 00:50:19,529 Hey, can you help Alana please? 1237 00:50:19,531 --> 00:50:20,959 - What's going on? - Nothing, it's-- 1238 00:50:20,961 --> 00:50:22,532 - No, it's actually not nothing. 1239 00:50:22,534 --> 00:50:23,236 - Shannon, just go back to returns. 1240 00:50:23,238 --> 00:50:24,402 - Okay. 1241 00:50:24,404 --> 00:50:25,568 I'm over here if you need me. 1242 00:50:25,570 --> 00:50:27,064 - Is Brendan back from Staples 1243 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,571 because we're all out of receipt paper? 1244 00:50:28,573 --> 00:50:29,836 - [Shannon] I think he just called. 1245 00:50:29,838 --> 00:50:30,870 - I can take someone here. 1246 00:50:30,872 --> 00:50:32,377 "8 Miles?" 1247 00:50:32,379 --> 00:50:33,906 This is about that guy, that Eminem guy. 1248 00:50:33,908 --> 00:50:35,072 - I'm just gonna get you checked out here. 1249 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:35,743 - Shannon, what else do I do? 1250 00:50:35,745 --> 00:50:37,250 - Okay. 1251 00:50:37,252 --> 00:50:38,251 First, we're gonna scan the membership card. 1252 00:50:38,253 --> 00:50:39,076 - Okay, that's it. 1253 00:50:39,078 --> 00:50:40,616 Let's go. 1254 00:50:40,618 --> 00:50:42,222 Shannon, you're in charge. - Okay. 1255 00:50:42,224 --> 00:50:43,289 - [Terri] Shannon, you're in charge. 1256 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:44,587 - Don't do that. - Okay. 1257 00:50:45,722 --> 00:50:47,260 - Hi. 1258 00:50:47,262 --> 00:50:49,427 - Hey Lawrence? (knocking on door) 1259 00:50:49,429 --> 00:50:51,462 Your mom says you're upset. 1260 00:50:51,464 --> 00:50:54,091 Can I open the door? 1261 00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,126 - [Lawrence] No, don't come in please. 1262 00:50:56,128 --> 00:50:57,303 - [Terri] Hey, honey? 1263 00:50:57,305 --> 00:50:58,898 - [Alana] Okay, so Lawrence, 1264 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,130 you can take the next 30 minutes in there, okay, 1265 00:51:00,132 --> 00:51:01,868 and just like, cool down. 1266 00:51:01,870 --> 00:51:05,377 And then I need you back on cash at 6. 1267 00:51:05,379 --> 00:51:06,378 Okay. 1268 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:07,511 And your mom's here. 1269 00:51:07,513 --> 00:51:09,645 If you want to talk to her. 1270 00:51:09,647 --> 00:51:10,646 - [Terri] Hey, honey. 1271 00:51:10,648 --> 00:51:11,482 How are you doing? 1272 00:51:14,289 --> 00:51:19,424 - I can't, I can't, I can't. 1273 00:51:21,230 --> 00:51:23,087 - Okay, what can't you do? 1274 00:51:23,089 --> 00:51:24,858 - [Lawrence] I can't like, like breathe! 1275 00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:26,761 - Okay, I need you to breathe. 1276 00:51:26,763 --> 00:51:27,696 Okay, so. 1277 00:51:31,306 --> 00:51:33,207 - [Lawrence] Lauren P. already got into Ryerson. 1278 00:51:33,209 --> 00:51:36,100 I'm not gonna get into any schools at all! 1279 00:51:36,102 --> 00:51:37,640 - Okay. (shushing) 1280 00:51:37,642 --> 00:51:39,774 Okay, we're not thinking about that right now. 1281 00:51:39,776 --> 00:51:41,413 You just need to calm down, okay? 1282 00:51:41,415 --> 00:51:44,449 So, okay, I want you to close your eyes 1283 00:51:45,749 --> 00:51:48,453 and just imagine, just imagine an ocean. 1284 00:51:48,455 --> 00:51:53,524 Imagine the ocean in "Cast Away." 1285 00:51:54,626 --> 00:51:56,120 Okay? 1286 00:51:56,122 --> 00:51:57,891 You still like that movie, right? 1287 00:51:57,893 --> 00:51:59,332 - It's, it's-- 1288 00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:01,268 - [Terri] Remember to breathe. 1289 00:52:01,270 --> 00:52:02,797 Okay? 1290 00:52:02,799 --> 00:52:04,128 And you tell Wilson what the water's like. 1291 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,166 - It's warm. 1292 00:52:11,610 --> 00:52:13,478 - [Terri] That's great. 1293 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,413 What else? 1294 00:52:21,521 --> 00:52:22,652 - It's blue. 1295 00:52:26,691 --> 00:52:27,723 - Yep, it's blue. 1296 00:52:31,927 --> 00:52:32,893 - [Alana] Hey. 1297 00:52:36,437 --> 00:52:38,503 - I'm just waiting for my mom to come pick me up. 1298 00:52:38,505 --> 00:52:39,438 - Okay. 1299 00:52:41,508 --> 00:52:43,772 (sighing) 1300 00:52:44,742 --> 00:52:46,038 Are you feeling better? 1301 00:52:47,448 --> 00:52:48,546 - Yeah, yeah. 1302 00:52:50,748 --> 00:52:52,352 I don't know what happened back there. 1303 00:52:52,354 --> 00:52:55,685 I just like, forgot how to breathe or something. 1304 00:52:57,084 --> 00:52:58,292 - [Alana] Oh my god. 1305 00:52:59,394 --> 00:53:00,558 I'm really sorry. 1306 00:53:03,464 --> 00:53:05,090 - It's okay. 1307 00:53:05,092 --> 00:53:06,729 - Did you hear back from NYU? 1308 00:53:08,766 --> 00:53:10,227 - I'm not gonna get into NYU. - Huh? 1309 00:53:11,901 --> 00:53:15,034 - I'm probably not gonna get into any universities. 1310 00:53:15,036 --> 00:53:16,607 My mom says my life is supposed 1311 00:53:16,609 --> 00:53:18,642 to get a lot better after high school. 1312 00:53:19,612 --> 00:53:21,513 That's when she blossomed 1313 00:53:21,515 --> 00:53:24,582 and I'm apparently a late bloomer or whatever too. 1314 00:53:27,554 --> 00:53:29,147 But I'm just about to graduate 1315 00:53:30,524 --> 00:53:33,756 and it is so depressing to know 1316 00:53:33,758 --> 00:53:36,759 that I have to go through the rest of my life as like, 1317 00:53:36,761 --> 00:53:39,399 just me. 1318 00:53:42,536 --> 00:53:43,502 - Yeah. 1319 00:53:43,504 --> 00:53:48,474 Well, I get that. 1320 00:53:54,977 --> 00:54:00,013 So your mom told me about your dad. 1321 00:54:02,424 --> 00:54:04,083 - She did? 1322 00:54:04,085 --> 00:54:05,117 - I'm really sorry. 1323 00:54:09,464 --> 00:54:10,287 - Yeah. 1324 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:11,222 Well, 1325 00:54:12,533 --> 00:54:14,566 actually, I was like, thinking about 1326 00:54:16,933 --> 00:54:18,999 what you were saying about your roommate. 1327 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,334 And you're kind of like, the only other person I know 1328 00:54:24,336 --> 00:54:28,514 who's like, had to deal with that, so just. 1329 00:54:49,669 --> 00:54:51,405 (Alana sighing) 1330 00:54:51,407 --> 00:54:54,067 - Hey, you're gonna get into NYU, okay? 1331 00:54:55,169 --> 00:54:57,675 Hey, I like believe in you. 1332 00:54:59,745 --> 00:55:00,711 - Thank you. 1333 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,682 - Yeah. - Thank you. 1334 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,047 - Okay. 1335 00:55:07,049 --> 00:55:08,653 - Yeah, my mom will be here any minute anyways. 1336 00:55:08,655 --> 00:55:10,688 - Okay, okay, okay. 1337 00:55:10,690 --> 00:55:11,887 Just get home safe, okay? 1338 00:55:11,889 --> 00:55:12,987 - Yeah, you too. 1339 00:55:14,430 --> 00:55:15,462 - [Alana] Bye, Lawrence. 1340 00:55:15,464 --> 00:55:16,397 - Bye. 1341 00:55:18,896 --> 00:55:22,601 (soft contemplative music) 1342 00:55:38,718 --> 00:55:40,080 - Hey. 1343 00:55:40,082 --> 00:55:44,524 There you go. 1344 00:55:44,526 --> 00:55:45,459 What's wrong? 1345 00:55:46,759 --> 00:55:48,418 - It's not a perfect slice. 1346 00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:49,419 (Terri sighing) 1347 00:55:49,421 --> 00:55:51,289 Like, I'll still eat it, 1348 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,631 but you should really learn how to cut a quiche, mom. 1349 00:55:52,633 --> 00:55:54,259 - Like some wine? 1350 00:55:54,261 --> 00:55:55,733 - I'm fine with root beer. 1351 00:56:00,234 --> 00:56:02,432 - I know today's a hard day, 1352 00:56:02,434 --> 00:56:07,074 so I would like to make a toast before you eat. 1353 00:56:09,749 --> 00:56:14,884 To Jeff, wherever you are, happy birthday. 1354 00:56:15,524 --> 00:56:16,457 We love you. 1355 00:56:17,526 --> 00:56:18,756 - Yeah. 1356 00:56:18,758 --> 00:56:19,922 Love you, dad. 1357 00:56:19,924 --> 00:56:20,890 - Cheers. 1358 00:56:25,061 --> 00:56:26,797 You know, we don't have that much time 1359 00:56:26,799 --> 00:56:28,766 until you go to school. 1360 00:56:28,768 --> 00:56:31,263 We should do like this more often. 1361 00:56:31,265 --> 00:56:32,396 - You don't even like me. 1362 00:56:32,398 --> 00:56:35,168 - Yes, I do. 1363 00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:36,972 Actually, I'm pretty proud of you 1364 00:56:38,778 --> 00:56:43,913 because Carleton is offering you a $10,000 scholarship. 1365 00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:03,031 (laughing) 1366 00:57:03,033 --> 00:57:05,231 Huh, aren't you excited? 1367 00:57:05,233 --> 00:57:07,068 - Yeah, 1368 00:57:07,070 --> 00:57:08,872 but like, Carleton doesn't even have a real film program. 1369 00:57:08,874 --> 00:57:10,544 - No, yes they do. 1370 00:57:10,546 --> 00:57:12,139 You can major in Film Studies. 1371 00:57:12,141 --> 00:57:14,405 - Yeah, but that means I can't shoot in 16-mm, 1372 00:57:14,407 --> 00:57:16,110 or have Todd Solondz as my teacher, or like-- 1373 00:57:16,112 --> 00:57:18,277 - You know what my mom said to me? 1374 00:57:18,279 --> 00:57:19,817 She said I had three options. 1375 00:57:19,819 --> 00:57:22,622 I could be a teacher, a secretary, or a nurse. 1376 00:57:22,624 --> 00:57:24,591 I thought, I hate needles. 1377 00:57:24,593 --> 00:57:26,153 I don't like children all that much. 1378 00:57:26,155 --> 00:57:27,924 I guess I'll have to be a secretary. 1379 00:57:27,926 --> 00:57:29,321 - So because your parents ruined your life, 1380 00:57:29,323 --> 00:57:30,322 you have to ruin mine? 1381 00:57:30,324 --> 00:57:32,159 - No. 1382 00:57:32,161 --> 00:57:33,831 What I'm saying is we can't afford you to go to NYU 1383 00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:36,196 because your single mom is a secretary. 1384 00:57:38,607 --> 00:57:40,101 But you're gonna love Ottawa. 1385 00:57:40,103 --> 00:57:41,201 The nation's capital is very pretty. 1386 00:57:41,203 --> 00:57:42,367 - Oh my god. 1387 00:57:42,369 --> 00:57:44,435 It's the nation's crapital, mom. 1388 00:57:44,437 --> 00:57:45,436 God. 1389 00:57:46,648 --> 00:57:48,175 Pass me some garlic bread. 1390 00:57:57,725 --> 00:57:59,318 - I don't think the person 1391 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,892 that wants you to accept that $10,000 scholarship 1392 00:58:02,862 --> 00:58:04,191 is trying to ruin your life. 1393 00:58:05,161 --> 00:58:07,227 I think that person loves you 1394 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,032 and doesn't want you to be in debt. 1395 00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:15,499 Can you give in just once? 1396 00:58:15,501 --> 00:58:17,006 - No! 1397 00:58:17,008 --> 00:58:19,844 I told you, I'm holding out for NYU! 1398 00:58:19,846 --> 00:58:21,241 - Okay. 1399 00:58:21,243 --> 00:58:21,912 Then I'm not driving you to work. 1400 00:58:21,914 --> 00:58:23,078 - What? 1401 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,244 - I'm not driving you anywhere-- 1402 00:58:24,246 --> 00:58:25,850 - No, you have to drive me! 1403 00:58:25,852 --> 00:58:27,687 - Until you see this as a viable option. 1404 00:58:27,689 --> 00:58:28,886 - If I can't get to work, I'm gonna lose my job. 1405 00:58:28,888 --> 00:58:29,887 Seriously?! - Mm-hmm. 1406 00:58:29,889 --> 00:58:31,350 You know, sometimes, 1407 00:58:31,352 --> 00:58:32,758 I think dad killed himself because of you. 1408 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:33,583 - Yeah? 1409 00:58:33,585 --> 00:58:35,090 You know what?! 1410 00:58:35,092 --> 00:58:36,960 I think he was smart. 1411 00:58:36,962 --> 00:58:39,523 I would love to kill myself so I could get away from you! 1412 00:58:43,837 --> 00:58:45,067 - Happy birthday, dad. 1413 00:58:50,437 --> 00:58:51,403 - Hey. 1414 00:59:05,056 --> 00:59:06,220 - [Customer] Goodbye. 1415 00:59:06,222 --> 00:59:07,386 - Bye, have a good night. 1416 00:59:07,388 --> 00:59:08,860 - [Customer] Thanks, you too. 1417 00:59:11,524 --> 00:59:13,062 - Hey, thanks for cleaning all the - 1418 00:59:13,064 --> 00:59:14,800 Hey, can you? 1419 00:59:14,802 --> 00:59:15,801 - What? 1420 00:59:15,803 --> 00:59:16,461 - I'm trying to - 1421 00:59:16,463 --> 00:59:17,429 - Oh. 1422 00:59:18,498 --> 00:59:20,399 - Yeah, no, 1423 00:59:20,401 --> 00:59:21,939 thanks for cleaning all that barf in the kids section. 1424 00:59:21,941 --> 00:59:22,940 I'm sure you have better things to do 1425 00:59:22,942 --> 00:59:24,469 on your Saturday night. 1426 00:59:25,071 --> 00:59:28,649 Oh, fuck this fucking place. 1427 00:59:29,982 --> 00:59:32,015 - Hey, when you said you hated movies, 1428 00:59:32,886 --> 00:59:34,611 were you just kidding? 1429 00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:37,053 - No, no, I really hate movies. 1430 00:59:38,650 --> 00:59:40,155 - Then why do you work here? 1431 00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:47,767 - Okay, so I think that I lied to you. 1432 00:59:54,908 --> 00:59:57,007 I didn't really drop out of school 1433 00:59:57,009 --> 01:00:00,472 because my roommate committed suicide. 1434 01:00:00,474 --> 01:00:03,717 I actually don't have any first-hand experience with that. 1435 01:00:05,347 --> 01:00:06,951 I don't know why I said that. 1436 01:00:06,953 --> 01:00:08,117 I'm really sorry. 1437 01:00:08,119 --> 01:00:09,921 Like, I hope you can forgive me. 1438 01:00:14,389 --> 01:00:16,158 - Yeah, yeah, no, I forgive you. 1439 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,193 Oh my god, thank god. - Totally. 1440 01:00:20,164 --> 01:00:22,032 - I felt like such a piece of shit. 1441 01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:24,496 (sighing) Okay. 1442 01:00:25,774 --> 01:00:27,268 Thanks. 1443 01:00:27,270 --> 01:00:28,808 Oh, if it makes you feel any better, 1444 01:00:28,810 --> 01:00:32,746 I did really drop out of school when I was 19. 1445 01:00:34,112 --> 01:00:36,849 I moved to LA for this movie that I was in. 1446 01:00:36,851 --> 01:00:38,246 - What movie were you in? 1447 01:00:39,315 --> 01:00:40,853 - "The Running Mate?" 1448 01:00:40,855 --> 01:00:42,382 - Is that um, 1449 01:00:42,384 --> 01:00:43,955 it's like a '90s teen comedy 1450 01:00:43,957 --> 01:00:45,990 where a cool guy runs for class president? 1451 01:00:45,992 --> 01:00:47,827 - Like on a dare 1452 01:00:47,829 --> 01:00:49,356 and then he falls in love with his running mate. 1453 01:00:49,358 --> 01:00:50,896 - Oh, and Jon Lovitz is the school principal. 1454 01:00:50,898 --> 01:00:52,359 Alana, did you get to meet Jon Lovitz? 1455 01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:56,033 - Lawrence, I'm not gonna talk about this 1456 01:00:56,035 --> 01:00:57,804 unless you're really gonna listen. 1457 01:00:59,335 --> 01:01:00,873 Like, movies are not fun. 1458 01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:03,271 There's a lot that they don't tell you about. 1459 01:01:04,571 --> 01:01:05,537 Okay. 1460 01:01:06,914 --> 01:01:10,575 So, this is actually kind of a long story. 1461 01:01:12,315 --> 01:01:14,414 (sighing) 1462 01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:15,580 Oh, I didn't. 1463 01:01:15,582 --> 01:01:16,955 No, I didn't mean you had to. 1464 01:01:19,685 --> 01:01:21,223 Okay. 1465 01:01:21,225 --> 01:01:23,588 I always knew that I was meant to be in movies. 1466 01:01:24,866 --> 01:01:27,064 Now, I know that that's stupid, 1467 01:01:27,066 --> 01:01:31,497 but I starred in all the plays at Aldershot 1468 01:01:31,499 --> 01:01:36,007 and just like everything about acting 1469 01:01:36,009 --> 01:01:38,845 just made me feel like people were seeing me 1470 01:01:38,847 --> 01:01:41,243 basically for the first time. 1471 01:01:41,245 --> 01:01:46,380 So, my mom took me to Toronto to try and get an agent 1472 01:01:47,317 --> 01:01:48,888 and then one actually signed me, 1473 01:01:48,890 --> 01:01:52,716 but she made me take these weird head shots 1474 01:01:52,718 --> 01:01:57,259 wearing like a tube top 'cause she said that was my hit. 1475 01:01:57,261 --> 01:01:59,129 - What's a hit? 1476 01:01:59,131 --> 01:02:01,626 - A hit is like what people see when they look at you. 1477 01:02:01,628 --> 01:02:06,763 And I guess my hit was vulnerable drunk slut 1478 01:02:08,305 --> 01:02:12,637 'cause they just kept sending me out for roles 1479 01:02:12,639 --> 01:02:17,774 like "Girl at Keg Party" or "Sorority Babe Number Two," 1480 01:02:18,744 --> 01:02:19,919 like roles that I wouldn't get 1481 01:02:19,921 --> 01:02:22,713 because obviously I wouldn't 1482 01:02:22,715 --> 01:02:25,518 until I did in "The Running Mate." 1483 01:02:26,862 --> 01:02:30,028 Like, getting this role was a really big deal. 1484 01:02:30,030 --> 01:02:31,491 Like Jonah, he was the director. 1485 01:02:31,493 --> 01:02:32,756 He fought for me. 1486 01:02:32,758 --> 01:02:35,396 And so I was in LA, 1487 01:02:35,398 --> 01:02:38,069 and I was like living on my own, 1488 01:02:38,071 --> 01:02:42,799 and I was lonely. 1489 01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:48,640 But Jonah, he like took pity on me and, 1490 01:02:52,954 --> 01:02:54,712 oh, you remind me of him. 1491 01:02:56,749 --> 01:02:58,650 He went to Tisch School of the Arts. 1492 01:03:00,753 --> 01:03:02,489 Me and Jonah, we would drive around, 1493 01:03:02,491 --> 01:03:04,062 and we would go for tacos, 1494 01:03:04,064 --> 01:03:06,196 and we would like, talk and watch movies. 1495 01:03:06,198 --> 01:03:11,333 And then there was this producer 1496 01:03:12,303 --> 01:03:13,863 who started hanging around. 1497 01:03:13,865 --> 01:03:15,634 - Isn't that what producers do? 1498 01:03:15,636 --> 01:03:18,043 - Yeah, but this producer was like a creep. 1499 01:03:18,045 --> 01:03:19,638 Like if I had a wardrobe test, 1500 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,871 he would just like stand behind me the whole time 1501 01:03:21,873 --> 01:03:22,872 staring at my ass. 1502 01:03:22,874 --> 01:03:24,445 Like, he, I don't know, 1503 01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:25,809 was obsessed with my panty lines. 1504 01:03:25,811 --> 01:03:28,284 And then all of a sudden, 1505 01:03:28,286 --> 01:03:31,749 there was like this concern about my "experience level" 1506 01:03:31,751 --> 01:03:35,687 and he just kept inviting me to dinners to discuss it. 1507 01:03:35,689 --> 01:03:37,524 But these dinners were always really late 1508 01:03:37,526 --> 01:03:39,460 in his hotel room, 1509 01:03:39,462 --> 01:03:42,760 but Jonah, he kept pushing me to go over and over and over. 1510 01:03:43,565 --> 01:03:44,729 So then I did, I did, 1511 01:03:44,731 --> 01:03:48,502 I went to his hotel and I, yeah, 1512 01:03:48,504 --> 01:03:49,866 I went into his room, 1513 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:52,374 but the lights were all off. 1514 01:03:52,376 --> 01:03:54,508 And he was just like, sitting there in the dark, 1515 01:03:54,510 --> 01:03:58,952 so now it's just like, me and him in the dark and, 1516 01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:08,291 and I, I can't get him off me. 1517 01:04:20,503 --> 01:04:21,469 So, 1518 01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:32,051 the movie gets delayed and then they like, 1519 01:04:32,053 --> 01:04:36,319 Jonah replaces me with this girl on the WB. 1520 01:04:36,321 --> 01:04:41,225 And yeah, I like spend the next six years living in LA, 1521 01:04:41,227 --> 01:04:43,194 and I don't book a single other thing 1522 01:04:43,196 --> 01:04:44,921 except for this one like, dumb pilot 1523 01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:47,462 until I just rack up so much debt 1524 01:04:47,464 --> 01:04:49,530 that I have to move back in with my parents 1525 01:04:49,532 --> 01:04:51,070 and I start working here. 1526 01:04:51,072 --> 01:04:52,005 So, 1527 01:04:56,077 --> 01:04:59,045 yeah, I hate movies. 1528 01:05:05,911 --> 01:05:07,416 - Why did you tell me this? 1529 01:05:07,418 --> 01:05:09,451 - 'Cause I thought that you would wanna, 1530 01:05:09,453 --> 01:05:10,991 like, you would wanna know. 1531 01:05:15,921 --> 01:05:16,854 I don't know. 1532 01:05:18,462 --> 01:05:20,099 Sorry, sorry, I guess. 1533 01:05:21,630 --> 01:05:22,827 I don't know. 1534 01:05:24,501 --> 01:05:26,204 - [Lawrence] Am I like the only person you've told? 1535 01:05:26,206 --> 01:05:27,172 - What? 1536 01:05:27,999 --> 01:05:29,372 Aside from my mom, 1537 01:05:29,374 --> 01:05:31,242 yeah, yeah, you are. 1538 01:05:34,005 --> 01:05:34,971 - God. 1539 01:05:39,516 --> 01:05:44,453 - Like, why didn't you just tell someone? 1540 01:05:44,455 --> 01:05:46,620 You know, like if you told the police, 1541 01:05:46,622 --> 01:05:48,853 I bet that guy would be in jail right now. 1542 01:05:49,823 --> 01:05:51,625 - Are you like a fucking idiot? 1543 01:05:54,201 --> 01:05:57,499 Sometimes, I like can't believe my job 1544 01:05:57,501 --> 01:05:59,633 is to make you feel good about yourself, 1545 01:05:59,635 --> 01:06:01,503 like to make you feel great 1546 01:06:01,505 --> 01:06:03,406 about your like incredible future 1547 01:06:03,408 --> 01:06:05,936 when I was actually talented and good. 1548 01:06:05,938 --> 01:06:11,051 And like, the saddest part is I really want your approval. 1549 01:06:12,945 --> 01:06:14,813 I really want you to think I'm cool 1550 01:06:14,815 --> 01:06:17,816 and that is the saddest thing that I can imagine. 1551 01:06:17,818 --> 01:06:19,389 - I think you're so cool, Alana. 1552 01:06:19,391 --> 01:06:20,786 I really do. 1553 01:06:31,205 --> 01:06:36,307 (water splashing) (vehicles whooshing) 1554 01:06:43,217 --> 01:06:45,041 - [Announcer Over PA System] Attention, Aldershot. 1555 01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:47,285 If Ashley McIsaac could come to the office, 1556 01:06:47,287 --> 01:06:49,551 it is time to take your Ritalin. 1557 01:06:49,553 --> 01:06:50,486 Thank you. 1558 01:06:54,162 --> 01:06:55,425 - Hey, man. 1559 01:06:55,427 --> 01:06:56,921 How the hell are you? 1560 01:06:56,923 --> 01:06:57,955 - I'm good. 1561 01:06:58,859 --> 01:07:00,298 How the hell are you? 1562 01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:01,596 - Oh, yeah, dude. 1563 01:07:01,598 --> 01:07:03,532 I got into Carleton. 1564 01:07:03,534 --> 01:07:06,238 I mean like obviously, I'm holding out for NYU still, 1565 01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:07,866 but yeah, it's crazy. 1566 01:07:07,868 --> 01:07:11,001 They wanna gimme like a $10,000 scholarship. 1567 01:07:11,003 --> 01:07:11,903 - That's amazing, man. 1568 01:07:11,905 --> 01:07:13,278 Good for you. 1569 01:07:14,248 --> 01:07:15,742 - Well, are you and Lauren P. 1570 01:07:15,744 --> 01:07:17,348 still working on the Year End Video, 1571 01:07:17,350 --> 01:07:18,481 going to Wendy's, getting frosties? 1572 01:07:18,483 --> 01:07:20,780 - What do you want, Lawrence? 1573 01:07:23,191 --> 01:07:24,256 - Well, I was just, 1574 01:07:25,952 --> 01:07:27,721 I was just thinking about how we haven't had Reject's Night 1575 01:07:27,723 --> 01:07:29,888 in like a really long time, you know? 1576 01:07:29,890 --> 01:07:33,661 Probably because I've been working so much and yeah, yeah, 1577 01:07:33,663 --> 01:07:38,028 I was just thinking about how like maybe this Saturday, 1578 01:07:38,030 --> 01:07:40,063 we could have a Reject's Night again, you know? 1579 01:07:40,065 --> 01:07:41,867 Like I would have to switch my shift at work, 1580 01:07:41,869 --> 01:07:43,341 but then you'd be able to pick me up at Sequels 1581 01:07:43,343 --> 01:07:45,541 at like 10 and we could still make SNL. 1582 01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:48,973 - Yeah, that's totally cool. 1583 01:07:48,975 --> 01:07:51,250 I can ask my dad to like let me borrow the car or something. 1584 01:07:51,252 --> 01:07:53,582 - Yeah, dude, awesome. - Cool. 1585 01:07:53,584 --> 01:07:55,221 Oh man, we should do the thing. 1586 01:07:56,587 --> 01:07:57,817 - Nah, I don't want to do that right now. 1587 01:07:57,819 --> 01:07:58,983 - Oh, come on, Matt. 1588 01:07:58,985 --> 01:08:00,721 Just do the thing with me, dude. 1589 01:08:00,723 --> 01:08:02,118 - I don't want to-- - Come on, just do the thing! 1590 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:02,954 It takes like 20 seconds to do the thing! 1591 01:08:02,956 --> 01:08:04,659 Do the thing. 1592 01:08:04,661 --> 01:08:05,792 - Okay. 1593 01:08:05,794 --> 01:08:07,057 - Okay. 1594 01:08:07,059 --> 01:08:08,234 Okay. 1595 01:08:08,236 --> 01:08:10,335 I am casually eating a hot dog 1596 01:08:10,337 --> 01:08:12,304 in like a stylish leather jacket 1597 01:08:12,306 --> 01:08:14,273 and I'm very bashful, okay? 1598 01:08:14,275 --> 01:08:15,208 What about you? 1599 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:17,639 - I'm looking at the Empire State Building. 1600 01:08:17,641 --> 01:08:18,739 - Okay, frame me up. 1601 01:08:20,413 --> 01:08:23,546 - It's Saturday Night Live with Lawrence Kweller. 1602 01:08:27,222 --> 01:08:29,717 - And Matt Macarchuck! 1603 01:08:31,490 --> 01:08:33,853 (laughing) 1604 01:08:35,593 --> 01:08:36,724 - [Sergeant] Now, you've gotta be the ugliest son of a bitch 1605 01:08:36,726 --> 01:08:38,022 this world has ever seen! 1606 01:08:38,024 --> 01:08:39,188 Who in the hell are you? 1607 01:08:39,190 --> 01:08:40,794 Are you an abomination of God? 1608 01:08:40,796 --> 01:08:42,334 - [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir! 1609 01:08:42,336 --> 01:08:45,161 (Lawrence laughing) (faint movie chatter) 1610 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:46,338 [Sergeant] Are you ugly, Private? 1611 01:08:46,340 --> 01:08:48,164 - [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir! 1612 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,737 - [Sergeant] Does your mama think you're a mistake, Private? 1613 01:08:49,739 --> 01:08:51,541 - [Soldier] Sir, yes, sir! 1614 01:08:51,543 --> 01:08:53,037 - [Sergeant] Drop to your knees and give me 20 1615 01:08:53,039 --> 01:08:54,973 before I puke my guts out. - Sir! 1616 01:08:54,975 --> 01:08:57,580 - We're closed, go home. 1617 01:09:02,290 --> 01:09:03,520 Oh, you're still here? 1618 01:09:03,522 --> 01:09:05,148 You begged me to take your shift. 1619 01:09:05,150 --> 01:09:07,018 - Yeah, 1620 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,184 'cause me and my friend Matt are watching SNL tonight. 1621 01:09:08,186 --> 01:09:09,053 He's coming to pick me up. 1622 01:09:10,892 --> 01:09:12,562 - Dude, it's midnight. 1623 01:09:15,831 --> 01:09:17,336 What's his last name? 1624 01:09:17,338 --> 01:09:18,964 You want me to put a late fee on his account? 1625 01:09:18,966 --> 01:09:20,273 - It's Macarchuck. 1626 01:09:21,672 --> 01:09:23,441 It'd be under his dad's name, Rick. 1627 01:09:25,775 --> 01:09:28,611 Okay, don't actually do that, but - 1628 01:09:28,613 --> 01:09:30,613 I do wanna see what movies he rented. 1629 01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,425 That doesn't make any sense. 1630 01:09:40,427 --> 01:09:41,624 This is his home branch. 1631 01:09:43,397 --> 01:09:44,528 Why would he switch? 1632 01:09:45,993 --> 01:09:49,258 - Oh shit, shit, shit, shit. 1633 01:09:49,260 --> 01:09:50,897 Do you want a ride home? 1634 01:09:52,604 --> 01:09:54,373 - No, no, I can't. 1635 01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:56,133 I can't go home tonight actually. 1636 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,875 Do you think I could just sleep in the store? 1637 01:10:01,877 --> 01:10:02,810 - What? 1638 01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:09,751 Yo, that's gonna kill your neck. 1639 01:10:09,753 --> 01:10:12,050 - No, it won't. 1640 01:10:12,052 --> 01:10:13,623 - Okay. 1641 01:10:13,625 --> 01:10:15,284 So I can get in a lot of shit for this Lawrence. 1642 01:10:15,286 --> 01:10:16,857 So, hey? - Mm-hmm? 1643 01:10:16,859 --> 01:10:18,364 - [Brendan] Okay, so it's really important 1644 01:10:18,366 --> 01:10:19,893 that you remember to enter the security code 1645 01:10:19,895 --> 01:10:21,466 when you lock up in the morning, okay? 1646 01:10:21,468 --> 01:10:22,467 - Yeah. 1647 01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:24,403 - Okay, it's 4-3-6-5. 1648 01:10:24,405 --> 01:10:26,438 - 4-3-6-5. - Got it. 1649 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:28,099 Have a good night, I guess. 1650 01:10:28,101 --> 01:10:30,200 - 4-3-6-5. - 4-3-6-5. 1651 01:10:32,105 --> 01:10:35,073 (lights shutting off) 1652 01:10:35,075 --> 01:10:40,177 (soft piano music) (chip bag rustling) 1653 01:11:10,781 --> 01:11:12,451 (Lawrence sighing) 1654 01:11:12,453 --> 01:11:13,386 - Ow. 1655 01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:30,062 (soft contemplative music) (door slamming) 1656 01:12:06,298 --> 01:12:07,132 (Lawrence sighing) 1657 01:12:07,134 --> 01:12:08,067 Fuck! 1658 01:12:17,078 --> 01:12:20,244 (Lawrence weeping) 1659 01:12:31,422 --> 01:12:32,421 - Hey. 1660 01:12:32,423 --> 01:12:34,764 Hey, how was Matt's? 1661 01:12:34,766 --> 01:12:37,569 (phone ringing) What's wrong? 1662 01:12:37,571 --> 01:12:38,504 Hello? 1663 01:12:41,003 --> 01:12:42,068 Hold on. 1664 01:12:42,070 --> 01:12:43,069 Lawrence, it's Alana. 1665 01:12:43,071 --> 01:12:44,301 Can you talk to her? 1666 01:12:44,303 --> 01:12:45,907 - No. 1667 01:12:45,909 --> 01:12:47,403 - Alana, I'm sorry. 1668 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:48,844 Lawrence can't come to the phone. 1669 01:12:50,342 --> 01:12:51,275 What? 1670 01:12:53,950 --> 01:12:55,554 Oh my god. 1671 01:12:55,556 --> 01:12:58,953 No, I did not know, no. 1672 01:12:58,955 --> 01:13:01,461 I thought that he was at a friend's house, yeah. 1673 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:03,419 Okay. 1674 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:04,827 Yes, of course, yes. 1675 01:13:05,797 --> 01:13:07,929 He'll be coming down right away. 1676 01:13:07,931 --> 01:13:08,897 Yeah. 1677 01:13:10,769 --> 01:13:11,669 Okay, bye. 1678 01:13:13,299 --> 01:13:15,772 Looks like your store was robbed this morning. 1679 01:13:15,774 --> 01:13:18,841 Something about not punching in the security code right? 1680 01:13:19,811 --> 01:13:21,481 You slept at Sequels last night? 1681 01:13:24,552 --> 01:13:26,145 You have to go file a police report. 1682 01:13:26,147 --> 01:13:27,113 - What?! 1683 01:13:28,787 --> 01:13:29,720 But, I didn't get into NYU. 1684 01:13:35,321 --> 01:13:36,287 - I'm sorry. 1685 01:13:38,423 --> 01:13:39,961 My heart is breaking for you, 1686 01:13:43,571 --> 01:13:45,296 but you're gonna cry in the car. 1687 01:13:53,614 --> 01:13:56,010 - Well, you get the idea. 1688 01:13:56,012 --> 01:14:00,586 So, Alana feels like you're not really being a team player. 1689 01:14:00,588 --> 01:14:03,413 We got here frequently late. 1690 01:14:03,415 --> 01:14:05,217 Apparently, you have expressed a desire 1691 01:14:05,219 --> 01:14:07,285 not to sell the merchandise. 1692 01:14:07,287 --> 01:14:11,960 And there have been some reports of emotional instability. 1693 01:14:11,962 --> 01:14:14,457 But now she sees you on the security cameras, 1694 01:14:14,459 --> 01:14:16,866 sleeping overnight in the store, 1695 01:14:16,868 --> 01:14:19,033 which is a huge security risk. 1696 01:14:19,035 --> 01:14:20,870 And not only that, 1697 01:14:20,872 --> 01:14:23,499 but the front door to the store was somehow left wide open. 1698 01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:27,173 We have now lost $5,000 worth of Sequels merchandise. 1699 01:14:29,309 --> 01:14:31,716 - I've also done good things too. 1700 01:14:31,718 --> 01:14:33,542 Did Alana mention the Staff Picks wall? 1701 01:14:33,544 --> 01:14:35,687 - Yeah, no, the Staff Picks wall was great, 1702 01:14:35,689 --> 01:14:38,591 but right now, you're letting your whole team down, okay? 1703 01:14:38,593 --> 01:14:40,384 Especially me. 1704 01:14:40,386 --> 01:14:42,023 - Lawrence, you have an amazing opportunity right now. 1705 01:14:42,025 --> 01:14:43,486 You're working for a company 1706 01:14:43,488 --> 01:14:45,026 that's only growing and expanding. 1707 01:14:45,028 --> 01:14:47,358 So if you play your cards right, 1708 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,031 I could see you having a career in the video store industry 1709 01:14:50,033 --> 01:14:52,330 for the next 30 to 40 years. 1710 01:14:53,674 --> 01:14:55,498 - No offense, 1711 01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:57,709 but I think I wanna do bigger things with my life 1712 01:14:57,711 --> 01:14:59,271 than just work here. 1713 01:14:59,273 --> 01:15:02,439 Like my job is walking around a video store, 1714 01:15:02,441 --> 01:15:03,781 making people buy things. 1715 01:15:03,783 --> 01:15:05,915 It's kind of the stupidest job 1716 01:15:05,917 --> 01:15:08,148 that's ever existed to be honest. 1717 01:15:08,150 --> 01:15:11,514 And you want me to do it for the next 30 to 40 years? 1718 01:15:11,516 --> 01:15:14,286 Like, don't you think I'm more capable than that? 1719 01:15:15,861 --> 01:15:17,388 - Why are you being a dick? 1720 01:15:17,390 --> 01:15:19,258 - Well, it's not the language I would use. 1721 01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:21,161 - Well, no, Lawrence needs to know when he's being a dick. 1722 01:15:21,163 --> 01:15:22,833 Just because you go to university doesn't mean 1723 01:15:22,835 --> 01:15:24,527 like everything's gonna turn out great. 1724 01:15:24,529 --> 01:15:26,870 People work at Sequels to do things 1725 01:15:26,872 --> 01:15:30,071 like earn a living and survive. 1726 01:15:30,073 --> 01:15:31,600 - Maybe they also do it 1727 01:15:31,602 --> 01:15:33,437 when they've had a traumatic experience 1728 01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:35,945 and they're emotionally devastated now or whatever. 1729 01:15:35,947 --> 01:15:37,782 - Wow, really? 1730 01:15:38,950 --> 01:15:40,444 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1731 01:15:40,446 --> 01:15:42,380 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1732 01:15:42,382 --> 01:15:44,217 - I don't understand why I'm being called a motherfucker. 1733 01:15:44,219 --> 01:15:45,724 - That's not really the way to speak to an employee. 1734 01:15:45,726 --> 01:15:47,583 - Well, maybe me and Owen are like pissed off 1735 01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:49,618 because of your huge sense of fucking entitlement?! 1736 01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:51,730 Do you know what I would give to be a 17-year-old boy 1737 01:15:51,732 --> 01:15:54,524 just quietly sitting in the corner watching my DVDs, 1738 01:15:54,526 --> 01:15:56,361 knowing I'm gonna inherit the whole fucking earth 1739 01:15:56,363 --> 01:15:58,198 'cause literally the whole fucking world is made 1740 01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,903 for shitty little nerds like me. 1741 01:15:59,905 --> 01:16:01,432 And I bet you will go to NYU 1742 01:16:01,434 --> 01:16:02,972 and just go on to treat so many women 1743 01:16:02,974 --> 01:16:05,777 like complete and utter garbage because, what? 1744 01:16:05,779 --> 01:16:07,372 Your biggest emotional wound is like, 1745 01:16:07,374 --> 01:16:08,912 no one wanted to watch Stanley Kubrick movies 1746 01:16:08,914 --> 01:16:10,441 with you in high school? 1747 01:16:10,443 --> 01:16:12,443 - Well, no, no, I didn't get into NYU. 1748 01:16:12,445 --> 01:16:13,950 And if you're forgetting, 1749 01:16:13,952 --> 01:16:16,084 my dad kind of like killed himself. 1750 01:16:17,417 --> 01:16:19,450 Owen, I'm not sure if you realize this, 1751 01:16:19,452 --> 01:16:21,386 but my father, four years ago, 1752 01:16:21,388 --> 01:16:23,388 he hung himself in our garage, so. 1753 01:16:23,390 --> 01:16:25,192 - On behalf of his Sequels corporation, 1754 01:16:25,194 --> 01:16:26,457 I'd like to extend my deepest condolences to you 1755 01:16:26,459 --> 01:16:27,623 and your family. - No, Owen, no. 1756 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:29,097 He does this like all the time. 1757 01:16:29,099 --> 01:16:30,560 It's like his secret little trick 1758 01:16:30,562 --> 01:16:31,935 to make people feel sorry for him. 1759 01:16:31,937 --> 01:16:33,431 You are very privileged, Lawrence! 1760 01:16:33,433 --> 01:16:35,301 - I don't feel privileged. 1761 01:16:35,303 --> 01:16:36,742 I don't even understand what that means. 1762 01:16:36,744 --> 01:16:37,875 Owen, do you understand what that means? 1763 01:16:37,877 --> 01:16:39,404 - You can't say that to me! 1764 01:16:39,406 --> 01:16:41,373 It makes me wanna stab you in the throat! 1765 01:16:41,375 --> 01:16:44,112 - Okay, so this isn't being productive right now. 1766 01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,346 To answer your question, 1767 01:16:47,348 --> 01:16:48,512 I think it's a sort of a structural, 1768 01:16:48,514 --> 01:16:50,052 symbolic kind of privilege. 1769 01:16:50,054 --> 01:16:51,482 - Oh my god, this is not working. 1770 01:16:51,484 --> 01:16:53,352 This is like, crazy. 1771 01:16:53,354 --> 01:16:54,518 - But Lawrence, I do want to apologize for the way 1772 01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:55,519 that you were just spoken to. 1773 01:16:55,521 --> 01:16:56,685 It's not appropriate. 1774 01:16:56,687 --> 01:16:58,192 We will have a chat about that. 1775 01:16:58,194 --> 01:16:59,688 But Alana and I were chatting earlier 1776 01:16:59,690 --> 01:17:01,195 and we think it's appropriate 1777 01:17:01,197 --> 01:17:02,658 to give you a three week probation. 1778 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:04,000 - Wait, so I'm fired? 1779 01:17:04,002 --> 01:17:05,496 - No, no. 1780 01:17:05,498 --> 01:17:07,135 Brendan, your shift leader, was responsible. 1781 01:17:07,137 --> 01:17:09,368 We feel he should be the one to go. 1782 01:17:09,370 --> 01:17:11,502 But speaking of privileges, 1783 01:17:11,504 --> 01:17:13,306 of course, 1784 01:17:13,308 --> 01:17:15,176 you will not have your Sequels employee privileges 1785 01:17:15,178 --> 01:17:17,013 during your probationary time. 1786 01:17:17,015 --> 01:17:18,443 - Wait, wait, but what about "Punch Drunk Love?" 1787 01:17:18,445 --> 01:17:20,181 The DVD is coming out very soon 1788 01:17:20,183 --> 01:17:22,953 and I need my Sequels discount to be able to buy it. 1789 01:17:22,955 --> 01:17:25,923 - You should have thought of your precious Adam Sandler before - 1790 01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:29,861 Okay, Owen, 1791 01:17:29,863 --> 01:17:31,522 what if I like just don't want Lawrence 1792 01:17:31,524 --> 01:17:32,688 to work here anymore either? 1793 01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:34,261 Can we just fire him right now? 1794 01:17:35,033 --> 01:17:36,901 - Well, no. 1795 01:17:36,903 --> 01:17:38,067 I mean, there's a tiered conflict resolution model. 1796 01:17:38,069 --> 01:17:39,233 - No, no, no, no, you can't. 1797 01:17:39,235 --> 01:17:41,037 I'm sorry, you can't, Alana. 1798 01:17:41,039 --> 01:17:43,842 You can't fire me because I think I love you. 1799 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,010 You're my best friend. 1800 01:17:47,012 --> 01:17:48,407 - No, no, no, no. 1801 01:17:48,409 --> 01:17:50,673 You are a narcissist, Lawrence. 1802 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:59,022 (seagulls cawing) 1803 01:17:59,024 --> 01:18:01,717 (horn blaring) 1804 01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:06,359 (knocking on window) - It's open. 1805 01:18:14,908 --> 01:18:15,874 - Hey. 1806 01:18:19,143 --> 01:18:20,736 So yeah, it was just like 1807 01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:22,441 kind of a misunderstanding actually, 1808 01:18:22,443 --> 01:18:24,212 just a bit of a miscommunication. 1809 01:18:24,951 --> 01:18:26,412 - Okay. - Yes. 1810 01:18:26,414 --> 01:18:27,644 - Put your seatbelt on. 1811 01:18:32,024 --> 01:18:32,858 Oh my god. 1812 01:18:32,860 --> 01:18:33,925 - What, what? 1813 01:18:33,927 --> 01:18:35,190 - [Terri] What is that? 1814 01:18:35,192 --> 01:18:36,290 Are you picking your head again? 1815 01:18:36,292 --> 01:18:37,258 - No. 1816 01:18:38,591 --> 01:18:39,865 Don't be mad. 1817 01:18:41,165 --> 01:18:43,099 It just helps me feel better sometimes. 1818 01:18:46,038 --> 01:18:46,971 I got fired. 1819 01:18:49,569 --> 01:18:54,275 - It just never ends with you. 1820 01:18:54,277 --> 01:18:57,311 (clippers buzzing) 1821 01:19:05,860 --> 01:19:08,828 Oh my god, I should be a hairstylist. 1822 01:19:10,227 --> 01:19:11,754 - Okay. 1823 01:19:11,756 --> 01:19:13,998 Now, before we screen the Year End Video, 1824 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,902 would our filmmakers like to come and talk about their work? 1825 01:19:16,904 --> 01:19:17,837 Yeah? Okay. 1826 01:19:19,071 --> 01:19:22,336 (students chattering) 1827 01:19:25,143 --> 01:19:27,473 - Hi, Aldershot. 1828 01:19:27,475 --> 01:19:29,013 My name is Lauren Phillips 1829 01:19:29,015 --> 01:19:31,114 and I'm the director of the Year End Video. 1830 01:19:31,116 --> 01:19:32,115 (student cheering) 1831 01:19:32,117 --> 01:19:33,611 Thank you, Mr. Olenick, 1832 01:19:33,613 --> 01:19:36,647 and to my producer, Matt Macarchuck. 1833 01:19:36,649 --> 01:19:38,517 and to all of you guys 1834 01:19:38,519 --> 01:19:40,750 for like putting up with all the filming and stuff. 1835 01:19:40,752 --> 01:19:43,588 We will be doing a Q&A in the foyer after the assembly. 1836 01:19:43,590 --> 01:19:47,361 And I shot this on 16-mm film. 1837 01:19:47,363 --> 01:19:49,000 Okay, thanks. 1838 01:19:49,002 --> 01:19:50,199 - Okay, okay! 1839 01:19:51,334 --> 01:19:53,334 (students applauding) 1840 01:19:53,336 --> 01:19:55,798 Are we ready for this movie? 1841 01:19:57,142 --> 01:19:59,802 All right, lights, curtain, action! 1842 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,148 - [Matt] That was a great speech. - [Lauren P.] Thank you. 1843 01:20:05,150 --> 01:20:06,512 - [Matt] Dude, don't be nervous. 1844 01:20:06,514 --> 01:20:07,678 Everyone's gonna love it. 1845 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,713 - [Lauren] I'm not nervous. 1846 01:20:11,486 --> 01:20:16,588 (screen descending) (students chattering) 1847 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:24,002 (gentle orchestral music) (students chattering) 1848 01:21:46,053 --> 01:21:48,251 - I just bought a new film camera and all that, 1849 01:21:48,253 --> 01:21:50,088 so I'm excited. 1850 01:21:50,090 --> 01:21:51,089 What about you guys? 1851 01:21:51,091 --> 01:21:51,914 Where are you headed to? 1852 01:21:51,916 --> 01:21:53,091 - Hey, man. 1853 01:21:53,093 --> 01:21:54,917 Are you here for our Q&A? 1854 01:21:55,887 --> 01:21:58,657 - I mean, I got some Q's. 1855 01:21:58,659 --> 01:22:00,329 - You don't wanna hear our A's? 1856 01:22:01,629 --> 01:22:03,794 - The Year End Video was really cool. 1857 01:22:03,796 --> 01:22:07,600 It um, moved me emotionally, 1858 01:22:07,602 --> 01:22:09,239 which I think is the highest compliment 1859 01:22:09,241 --> 01:22:10,834 you could give to a filmmaker. 1860 01:22:11,903 --> 01:22:13,507 - Well, thank you, Lawrence. 1861 01:22:13,509 --> 01:22:14,640 That was very sweet. 1862 01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,479 - I do have a Q actually. 1863 01:22:23,354 --> 01:22:24,947 Why aren't we friends anymore? 1864 01:22:24,949 --> 01:22:26,058 - Ooh, okay. 1865 01:22:28,524 --> 01:22:30,887 Let's take this outside. - Sorry. 1866 01:22:36,466 --> 01:22:39,203 - I think it just got too hard, you know? 1867 01:22:39,205 --> 01:22:42,404 Like, you kind of were just always 1868 01:22:42,406 --> 01:22:43,867 acting like you were better than me, you know? 1869 01:22:43,869 --> 01:22:45,704 You said I was a placeholder, 1870 01:22:45,706 --> 01:22:47,277 and then you said that fucked up thing to Lauren, 1871 01:22:47,279 --> 01:22:49,972 and then my grandpa died and stuff, 1872 01:22:49,974 --> 01:22:53,041 so I just didn't really want to deal with you. 1873 01:22:53,043 --> 01:22:55,318 - Wait, your grandpa died? 1874 01:22:59,390 --> 01:23:01,357 Why didn't you tell me? 1875 01:23:01,359 --> 01:23:03,227 - I think probably 'cause it was easier than knowing 1876 01:23:03,229 --> 01:23:05,053 that if I told you, 1877 01:23:05,055 --> 01:23:07,099 you probably wouldn't have given a shit anyways. 1878 01:23:07,101 --> 01:23:09,530 So, I don't know. 1879 01:23:09,532 --> 01:23:13,699 - I am so sorry, Matt, for everything. 1880 01:23:13,701 --> 01:23:14,568 - Dude. 1881 01:23:14,570 --> 01:23:15,833 - No. 1882 01:23:15,835 --> 01:23:16,768 Like... 1883 01:23:18,145 --> 01:23:21,839 Well, will you still sign my yearbook? 1884 01:23:23,348 --> 01:23:24,281 - Yeah. 1885 01:23:29,255 --> 01:23:30,749 - They gave you "nicest eyes." 1886 01:23:32,225 --> 01:23:33,554 You do have very nice eyes. 1887 01:23:33,556 --> 01:23:34,687 - Shut the fuck up. 1888 01:23:34,689 --> 01:23:36,557 - I'm sorry. 1889 01:23:36,559 --> 01:23:37,954 I wish I appreciated them more when I had the chance. 1890 01:23:39,595 --> 01:23:42,024 - You know, I'm gonna move to Toronto next year 1891 01:23:42,026 --> 01:23:43,333 when Lauren goes to Ryerson. 1892 01:23:43,335 --> 01:23:45,093 - Really? - Yeah. 1893 01:23:45,095 --> 01:23:46,666 I was thinking about taking some improv classes 1894 01:23:46,668 --> 01:23:48,536 at Second City. 1895 01:23:48,538 --> 01:23:50,802 - Dude, that's where like a bunch of SNL people went. 1896 01:23:50,804 --> 01:23:51,803 That's awesome. 1897 01:23:53,444 --> 01:23:55,114 - You still moving to New York? 1898 01:23:55,908 --> 01:23:57,578 - Ottawa. 1899 01:23:57,580 --> 01:23:59,250 I'm gonna go to Carleton. 1900 01:24:05,786 --> 01:24:07,588 Dude, you should come visit me. 1901 01:24:07,590 --> 01:24:10,085 I think if we go to Hull, we could get drunk. 1902 01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:11,922 The drinking age there is only 18. 1903 01:24:11,924 --> 01:24:14,595 We could also like maybe take the train to Montreal, 1904 01:24:14,597 --> 01:24:16,091 go see the Parliament Buildings. 1905 01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:18,764 We could go to the National Art Gallery, 1906 01:24:19,734 --> 01:24:21,129 give paintings the finger. 1907 01:24:21,131 --> 01:24:22,097 - Here you go. 1908 01:24:25,806 --> 01:24:27,245 See ya Lawrence. 1909 01:24:28,743 --> 01:24:29,907 - Hey, Matt? 1910 01:24:32,417 --> 01:24:34,285 I'm just gonna say something 1911 01:24:34,287 --> 01:24:37,189 and you don't have to say it back if you don't want to, 1912 01:24:38,885 --> 01:24:43,118 but um, I love you and I miss you like, every day. 1913 01:24:50,567 --> 01:24:51,500 - Yeah. 1914 01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,536 I'll see you around, okay? 1915 01:24:59,169 --> 01:25:00,135 - Okay. 1916 01:25:09,685 --> 01:25:11,146 - [Matt] Hey, Lawrence. 1917 01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:13,148 I hope you have a great time at Carleton. 1918 01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:15,117 Thanks for making me laugh a lot. 1919 01:25:15,119 --> 01:25:17,119 We'll always have Reject's Night. 1920 01:25:17,121 --> 01:25:18,461 Peace out! 1921 01:25:18,463 --> 01:25:20,958 Your friend, Matt Macarchuck. 1922 01:25:37,548 --> 01:25:40,076 - I'll meet you at the front. 1923 01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,895 - Do you think I could just like, 1924 01:25:56,897 --> 01:25:58,897 get my discount on this one last time? 1925 01:25:59,999 --> 01:26:00,932 - Um, no. 1926 01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:06,168 There you go. 1927 01:26:07,512 --> 01:26:08,445 Thank you. 1928 01:26:10,713 --> 01:26:12,581 - I like your earrings. 1929 01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:13,582 - Thanks. 1930 01:26:13,584 --> 01:26:14,946 They are Le Chateau. 1931 01:26:23,396 --> 01:26:24,329 - Bye for now. 1932 01:26:25,629 --> 01:26:26,760 - See you, Lawrence. 1933 01:26:32,999 --> 01:26:35,571 - Um, more please. - More? 1934 01:26:37,410 --> 01:26:38,574 Okay? 1935 01:26:38,576 --> 01:26:39,641 - One more. - Really? Okay. 1936 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:42,413 - [Lawrence] That's great, thank you so much. 1937 01:26:42,415 --> 01:26:43,282 - All right. - Yeah. 1938 01:26:55,252 --> 01:26:57,428 - [Server] I can help you here, ma'am. 1939 01:26:57,430 --> 01:26:58,924 - Hi. 1940 01:26:58,926 --> 01:27:00,860 - [Server] Yup, what would you like? 1941 01:27:00,862 --> 01:27:04,226 - So I'll order a turkey sub, whole wheat bread, no cheese. 1942 01:27:05,295 --> 01:27:09,000 ("I Like Movies" main theme) 1943 01:27:25,722 --> 01:27:26,655 Hey. 1944 01:27:27,493 --> 01:27:28,459 Nice hair. 1945 01:27:30,925 --> 01:27:32,188 Can I sit with you? 1946 01:27:36,161 --> 01:27:37,127 - Sure. 1947 01:27:48,008 --> 01:27:50,712 - Oh hey, you're going to university soon, right? 1948 01:27:53,079 --> 01:27:55,112 So I should maybe give you some tips, 1949 01:27:55,114 --> 01:27:57,422 college tips. 1950 01:27:59,118 --> 01:28:00,953 Yeah, any degree you get is like basically meaningless 1951 01:28:00,955 --> 01:28:02,889 so you should just take courses that actually interest you. 1952 01:28:02,891 --> 01:28:05,628 Like, experiment, you know? 1953 01:28:05,630 --> 01:28:07,498 And not just with school 1954 01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,357 'cause I actually wish that I had more sex in college. 1955 01:28:09,359 --> 01:28:10,259 - Geez. 1956 01:28:10,261 --> 01:28:12,096 - Yeah. 1957 01:28:12,098 --> 01:28:15,605 And yeah, if you put tinfoil over the smoke detector, 1958 01:28:15,607 --> 01:28:18,168 you can actually smoke weed in your dorm. 1959 01:28:19,842 --> 01:28:22,337 - How do you get people to like you in university? 1960 01:28:26,618 --> 01:28:28,849 - Ask them questions about their interests 1961 01:28:30,182 --> 01:28:31,720 and really listen when they talk. 1962 01:28:31,722 --> 01:28:33,315 Not just because you're waiting to speak, 1963 01:28:33,317 --> 01:28:35,350 but like really listen to what they're saying 1964 01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:38,991 so you can sort of see where the conversation takes you. 1965 01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:44,535 I mean, 1966 01:28:44,537 --> 01:28:46,163 I think people are really gonna like you in university. 1967 01:28:46,165 --> 01:28:49,397 I know that maybe they didn't in high school, 1968 01:28:49,399 --> 01:28:54,545 but I think you have a real college type of personality. 1969 01:28:57,341 --> 01:29:00,716 Yeah, things are like gonna be really good for you there. 1970 01:29:00,718 --> 01:29:02,278 - Well, what about you? 1971 01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:03,488 - What about me? 1972 01:29:03,490 --> 01:29:05,622 - Like, are you gonna be okay? 1973 01:29:07,318 --> 01:29:08,251 - Yeah. 1974 01:29:09,595 --> 01:29:11,892 Yeah, I don't work at Sequels anymore. 1975 01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:18,030 I enrolled in an acting class. 1976 01:29:18,032 --> 01:29:19,394 - Oh. 1977 01:29:19,396 --> 01:29:20,571 - Yeah. 1978 01:29:20,573 --> 01:29:23,134 And I am seeing a therapist. 1979 01:29:24,104 --> 01:29:25,444 - Well, how's all that been? 1980 01:29:27,547 --> 01:29:29,074 - Yeah, pretty good I think. 1981 01:29:30,275 --> 01:29:31,241 - Cool. 1982 01:29:32,948 --> 01:29:36,488 Alana, can I ask you like a super personal question? 1983 01:29:38,415 --> 01:29:39,381 - Mm-hmm? 1984 01:29:40,857 --> 01:29:42,725 - What's your favorite movie, man? 1985 01:29:42,727 --> 01:29:44,320 - Oh my god. - You never told me. 1986 01:29:45,455 --> 01:29:46,795 - Oh my god, Lawrence. 1987 01:29:48,458 --> 01:29:51,767 Okay, are you like really ready to hear the answer now? 1988 01:29:51,769 --> 01:29:53,296 - I think so, yeah. 1989 01:29:53,298 --> 01:29:55,100 - 'Cause it's not a Stanley Kubrick movie. 1990 01:29:55,102 --> 01:29:56,871 - I have come to accept that. - Okay. 1991 01:29:56,873 --> 01:29:58,367 - I just, 1992 01:29:58,369 --> 01:30:00,072 I want to know what kind of movies you like. 1993 01:30:00,074 --> 01:30:01,007 - Ooh. 1994 01:30:06,718 --> 01:30:08,685 "Steel Magnolias." 1995 01:30:10,282 --> 01:30:13,822 - Oh, yeah, I haven't seen that actually. 1996 01:30:13,824 --> 01:30:15,384 - Oh my god. 1997 01:30:15,386 --> 01:30:17,254 Lawrence, you haven't seen "Steel Magnolias?" 1998 01:30:17,256 --> 01:30:18,090 - No, no. 1999 01:30:18,092 --> 01:30:19,597 - What? 2000 01:30:19,599 --> 01:30:21,159 This is like the best movie of all time. 2001 01:30:21,161 --> 01:30:22,765 - What do you like so much about it? 2002 01:30:22,767 --> 01:30:24,536 - Okay, for starters, it has the best cast. 2003 01:30:24,538 --> 01:30:28,133 Like Julia Roberts, Sally Field, Dolly Parton, 2004 01:30:28,135 --> 01:30:30,608 and Shirley MacLaine are all in this movie 2005 01:30:30,610 --> 01:30:35,239 and they all have like these amazing Southern accents. 2006 01:30:35,241 --> 01:30:36,647 (laughing) 2007 01:30:36,649 --> 01:30:38,473 And then at the beginning of the movie, 2008 01:30:38,475 --> 01:30:41,014 Julia Roberts is like this beautiful bride to be 2009 01:30:41,016 --> 01:30:42,477 with chronic diabetes. 2010 01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:44,820 And like I don't wanna spoil anything, 2011 01:30:44,822 --> 01:30:48,318 but like she could maybe die at the end. 2012 01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:49,319 - Oh no. 2013 01:30:49,321 --> 01:30:50,485 - It breaks your heart. 2014 01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:51,662 You have to see this movie. 2015 01:30:51,664 --> 01:30:52,828 - What year did it come out? 2016 01:30:52,830 --> 01:30:54,489 - Oh, who the fuck knows? 2017 01:30:54,491 --> 01:30:55,325 Who cares? 2018 01:30:55,327 --> 01:30:56,293 It's so good. 2019 01:31:02,202 --> 01:31:03,707 - Oh my god. 2020 01:31:03,709 --> 01:31:05,038 This is never gonna fit in the car. 2021 01:31:06,976 --> 01:31:12,078 (smooching) (Lawrence laughing) 2022 01:31:13,587 --> 01:31:14,553 Okay. 2023 01:31:16,183 --> 01:31:17,952 Here we go. 2024 01:31:17,954 --> 01:31:22,924 (uplifting orchestral music) (noises of the city) 2025 01:31:50,316 --> 01:31:53,317 (knocking on door) 2026 01:32:01,195 --> 01:32:02,766 - Hi. 2027 01:32:02,768 --> 01:32:04,328 My friend said the fourth floor rooms 2028 01:32:04,330 --> 01:32:05,703 are five times bigger than regular rooms, 2029 01:32:05,705 --> 01:32:06,528 so I wanted to check it out. 2030 01:32:06,530 --> 01:32:07,936 Is that cool? 2031 01:32:07,938 --> 01:32:10,070 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 2032 01:32:10,072 --> 01:32:11,038 Cool. 2033 01:32:14,879 --> 01:32:15,812 - Hi. 2034 01:32:17,409 --> 01:32:18,243 I'm Lawrence. 2035 01:32:18,245 --> 01:32:19,211 - I'm Tabitha. 2036 01:32:20,885 --> 01:32:23,446 "Steel Magnolias," cool. 2037 01:32:23,448 --> 01:32:25,316 Do you like movies? 2038 01:32:26,924 --> 01:32:31,828 - Yeah, yeah, I like movies, but what do you like? 2039 01:32:33,062 --> 01:32:34,457 - I'm really into horticulture. 2040 01:32:34,459 --> 01:32:35,623 - Horticulture? 2041 01:32:35,625 --> 01:32:36,833 Yeah, that's cool. 2042 01:32:38,738 --> 01:32:40,430 How did you get into that? 2043 01:32:40,432 --> 01:32:42,707 I grew up in the Sunshine Coast in B.C. 2044 01:32:42,709 --> 01:32:44,368 and my parents had a greenhouse, 2045 01:32:44,370 --> 01:32:47,074 so they were just big hippies. 2046 01:32:47,076 --> 01:32:48,240 - Really? 2047 01:32:48,242 --> 01:32:49,571 What did they grow? 2048 01:32:49,573 --> 01:32:50,979 - Weed at one point, 2049 01:32:51,784 --> 01:32:54,246 and cucumber, spinach, 2050 01:32:54,248 --> 01:32:57,414 and then I started growing my own heirloom tomatoes. 2051 01:32:57,416 --> 01:32:58,954 Okay, I'm gonna head out there 2052 01:32:58,956 --> 01:33:01,484 and tell everyone that your room is huge. 2053 01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:03,519 - Okay, yeah. 2054 01:33:04,929 --> 01:33:08,733 Thanks for talking to me about tomatoes. 2055 01:33:08,735 --> 01:33:10,196 - No, I meant like, 2056 01:33:10,198 --> 01:33:12,297 do you wanna go try and meet people? 2057 01:33:16,039 --> 01:33:17,907 - Um... Yeah, sure, totally. 2058 01:33:18,910 --> 01:33:20,272 - Hey, Mitchell, Janessa, 2059 01:33:20,274 --> 01:33:21,504 this is Lawrence. 2060 01:33:21,506 --> 01:33:23,077 He has a room on the fourth floor 2061 01:33:23,079 --> 01:33:24,639 and you're right, it's way bigger. 2062 01:33:24,641 --> 01:33:27,279 - Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing. 2063 01:33:28,612 --> 01:33:30,414 Where are you guys from? 2064 01:33:30,416 --> 01:33:32,647 Did you like who they assigned as your roommates, 2065 01:33:32,649 --> 01:33:34,792 and what you picked as your major, 2066 01:33:34,794 --> 01:33:36,860 and how have you liked living in Ottawa? 2067 01:33:36,862 --> 01:33:39,830 Did you have to travel super far to get here? 2068 01:33:39,832 --> 01:33:40,831 Are your parents okay? 2069 01:33:40,833 --> 01:33:41,832 Are they holding up? 2070 01:33:41,834 --> 01:33:43,361 Do they miss you? 2071 01:33:43,363 --> 01:33:46,804 - Wow, you really like to ask questions. 2072 01:33:46,806 --> 01:33:47,739 - Yeah. 2073 01:33:48,599 --> 01:33:50,038 Is that bad? 2074 01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:51,710 - No, you're good. 2075 01:33:52,669 --> 01:33:53,976 Come sit down. 2076 01:33:53,978 --> 01:33:55,142 - Okay. 2077 01:33:55,144 --> 01:33:56,539 - Where are you from, Lawrence? 2078 01:34:01,018 --> 01:34:01,885 - Burlington. 2079 01:34:01,887 --> 01:34:03,051 - Burlington? 2080 01:34:03,053 --> 01:34:04,052 I've never heard of that. 2081 01:34:04,054 --> 01:34:05,218 - It's like a suburb-- 2082 01:34:05,220 --> 01:34:06,791 - It's just outside of Toronto? 2083 01:34:06,793 --> 01:34:07,616 - Yes, yeah, yeah. - I'm from Toronto. 2084 01:34:07,618 --> 01:34:08,617 - Me too. 2085 01:34:08,619 --> 01:34:10,454 - Oh, okay, yeah, 2086 01:34:10,456 --> 01:34:11,862 well, you must know how much Burlington sucks then! 2087 01:34:11,864 --> 01:34:12,962 - I've driven through it like once. 2088 01:34:12,964 --> 01:34:13,897 - Yeah. 2089 01:34:14,999 --> 01:34:16,526 - That's sweet. 2090 01:34:16,528 --> 01:34:17,560 - But like, what's the Sunshine Coast like? 2091 01:34:17,562 --> 01:34:18,693 I've never been to B.C. 2092 01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:21,366 - Oh, it's beautiful, 2093 01:34:21,368 --> 01:34:22,532 a lot prettier than here, 2094 01:34:22,534 --> 01:34:24,336 but it's still nice here. 2095 01:34:24,338 --> 01:34:28,736 (people chattering) ("Loving" by Land of Talk begins) 2096 01:34:28,738 --> 01:34:33,884 ♪ There's that song, touch a body feel it ♪ 2097 01:34:34,711 --> 01:34:38,350 ♪ It's gonna get worse ♪ 2098 01:34:38,352 --> 01:34:42,222 ♪ Don't say you live here ♪ 2099 01:34:42,224 --> 01:34:47,359 ♪ Don't let it get cursed ♪ 2100 01:34:48,934 --> 01:34:53,167 ♪ I've been living like I'm locked up ♪ 2101 01:34:53,169 --> 01:34:57,105 ♪ I can see the midnight skies ♪ 2102 01:34:57,107 --> 01:35:01,274 ♪ Sometimes love it would sustain you ♪ 2103 01:35:01,276 --> 01:35:05,278 ♪ Only if you're on my side ♪ 2104 01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:09,414 ♪ Now and then I like to kid around ♪ 2105 01:35:09,416 --> 01:35:13,451 ♪ Some might say I just don't let up ♪ 2106 01:35:13,453 --> 01:35:17,587 ♪ Life's not long, why don't you live it? ♪ 2107 01:35:17,589 --> 01:35:22,724 ♪ There's that song, touch a body feel it ♪ 2108 01:35:23,562 --> 01:35:27,300 ♪ It's gonna get worse ♪ 2109 01:35:27,302 --> 01:35:31,403 ♪ Don't say you live here ♪ 2110 01:35:31,405 --> 01:35:35,176 ♪ Don't let it get cursed ♪ 2111 01:35:35,178 --> 01:35:39,917 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2112 01:35:39,919 --> 01:35:43,811 ♪ It's gonna get worse ♪ 2113 01:35:43,813 --> 01:35:47,815 ♪ You know you don't live here ♪ 2114 01:35:47,817 --> 01:35:51,720 ♪ Won't let it get cursed ♪ 2115 01:35:51,722 --> 01:35:54,657 ♪ Touch a body ♪ 2116 01:36:44,874 --> 01:36:50,020 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2117 01:36:53,124 --> 01:36:58,226 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2118 01:37:01,330 --> 01:37:06,432 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2119 01:37:09,734 --> 01:37:13,109 ♪ Touch a body feel it ♪ 2120 01:37:23,990 --> 01:37:27,585 ("I Like Movies" main theme)