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Two Pop-Tarts, please.

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Leave the box.

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- Tough day?
- You don't wanna know.

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"One day, Grandma Kellogg,
while baking pies for her family,

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found she had
some extra crust and filling."

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"So, she put them together
into little tarts."

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"They were so popular,
she called it the Pop-Tart."

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Wow. That's a pretty good story.

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You think so? Bunch of baloney.

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It's on the box, mister.

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Yeah, well, that ain't what happened, kid.

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How do you know?

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'Cause I write what's on those boxes.

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You wanna know the real story?

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Nope.

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Come on. It's a good one.

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All right. But make it quick.

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Well, in the early '60s,

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the American morning
was defined by milk and cereal.

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<i>Our milkman was named Mike.
He was a swell guy.</i>

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<i>And our little town
captured the imagination</i>

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<i>of every breakfast-loving
American kid just like you.</i>

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<i>Battle Creek, Michigan,</i>

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<i>the home of the two
undisputed giants of the cereal world,</i>

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<i>Kellogg's</i>

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<i>and Post.</i>

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<i>And battle they did.</i>

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<i>Week after week, bowl after bowl,</i>

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<i>Post and Kellogg's fought
tooth and tongue to win.</i>

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<i>But a spoon was about to get bent</i>

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<i>when a hot, sweet rectangle
popped on the scene,</i>

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<i>threatening to upend
America's breakfast table forever.</i>

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So good.

34
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Morning, Mr. Kellogg.

35
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Oh! Great numbers last week, Bob.
You look at these demos?

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We beat Alpha-Bits
in four-to-six-year-olds.

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Letters, bad idea.
Don't make 'em think. They wanna eat.

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Did you read about the boy in Bloomington
who used the letters to spell "ass"?

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Horrible.

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And that's on his permanent record.

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- Good luck getting a job.
- Hmm.

42
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Hey, did you get my memo
about the frogman prize inside?

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Some kids are eating them.

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{\an8}If they're frogmen,
they'll find their way out.

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Did you look in on Tony?

46
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On my way now.

47
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Keep him happy.

48
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Ooh. Vietnam. That seems like a good idea.

49
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Wanna know what puts
a toothy grin on this tiger's face?

50
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{\an8}Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes.

51
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{\an8}They're so right.

52
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Thurl, can you hit
the "so" a little bit harder?

53
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"They're <i>so</i> right."

54
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- Are you giving me a read?
- I would never do that, Thurl.

55
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Let's not play games, young man.

56
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I am rehearsing <i>Lear</i> at four,
so could you simply tell me what you want?

57
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I wanna go home.

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Hello, everyone.

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- Oh! And look who's here.
- Good morning, Thurl.

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Is it good, Bob? Is it?
Have you seen today's copy?

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Oh, we'll get it, Thurl. We've got
the best cereal writers in the business.

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We do indeed. We are so blessed.
They're great. Just gr-r-reat!

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That's it.

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That's the line we've been looking for.
Let's go again.

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Yes, quickly now.

66
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Quickly, while I feel it.

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- Ready?
- Rolling.

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Sugar Frosted Flakes.

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They're gr-r-reat!

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And cut.

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Thurl, you did it again.

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Oh, thank you. You're very kind to me.

73
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You're very kind.

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Bravo!

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I soar on the wings of eagles.

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Thank you.

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Bob. Bob, a moment. I was wondering,
is there something that could be done,

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perhaps, about the temperature
inside my head?

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- I'm literally sealed up inside, you see.
- Mmm.

80
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I'll get the boys
in the lab to look into it.

81
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Great. Thank you.

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Where is the lab?

83
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There is no lab.

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- Mr. C.
- Poppy. What's this?

85
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It's a first pass
at your Fruit Loops idea.

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- Oh. How'd they do?
- The numbers aren't great.

87
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- Time to sog, 14 seconds.
- Ouch.

88
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Milk buoyancy, zero.
They are sinking like buckshot.

89
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- Disappointing.
- Wanna hear the survey responses?

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- Not really.
- They are "I don't like these."

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"Please, no more."
And "Where did my parents go?"

92
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Okay. Just double the sugar,
triple the gluten,

93
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and spell Fruit F-R-O-O-T.

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There's no fruit in here.

95
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Obviously, fruit cannot survive
in a box on a shelf.

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Of course not.

97
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Mr. Cabana.

98
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Ah, boys.

99
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I'm just going to cut right to it.

100
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We're tired of doing
supermarket appearances.

101
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Yeah, we're catching on.
We want a record deal, board games...

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- Maybe even a beach movie.
- Oh.

103
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Tell him the title.

104
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<i>Krispy Boys Surfin' Along.</i>

105
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Yeah. This thing is big, Bob.
We want more.

106
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More? Here's more.

107
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Let's add a new guy.
How about Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Boing?

108
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Would you like to split
your paycheck four ways with Boing?

109
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Or I could just hire
Poop, Slap, and Smile,

110
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because I can replace this whole act...

111
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...like that.

112
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He's teasing. He loves you guys.

113
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Meeting in the Krispy Cave, now.

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<i>From the recently renovated
Holiday Inn in Battle Creek, Michigan,</i>

115
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<i>it is the 1963 Bowl and Spoon Awards,</i>

116
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<i>the night cereal salutes itself.</i>

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{\an8}Brought to you by Oscar Mayer Wieners.

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{\an8}When you are done with breakfast,
we'll be waiting.

119
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Well, whatever it is,
my gerbil loves it.

120
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Oh, Madame Cereal.

121
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Miss Marjorie Post.

122
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Well well, King Kellogg.

123
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Good luck tonight,
not that you need it, right?

124
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Well, I don't know. That fruity gravel
of yours made quite a splash.

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Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles.

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Uh... I... Rick Ludwin, also with Post.
I have been eating you for years.

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- I'd leave.
- Uh...

128
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You know we don't stand
a chance against you tonight.

129
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Well, it's been a very good year.

130
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Oh, you should enjoy it.

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It's the '60s.

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- Things are really moving fast.
- What do you mean?

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Oh, there's always a surprise
inside the box. Isn't there, Eddie?

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Huh?

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Greetings, Kellogg's brethren.

136
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Praise be.

137
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Hey, Isaiah.
You know Isaiah Lamb from Quaker.

138
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Anything new nominated tonight?

139
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No, nothing new.

140
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Original oats, original flavor.

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Yeah, flavor.

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- What's that?
- Nothing.

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You Kellogg's people.

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Peace be upon you.

145
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Why do they keep showing up to this?

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- Mixing religion and cereal, why?
- To keep sales down?

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome your host, Stu Smiley.</i>

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Oh.

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I love this guy.

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{\an8}And welcome to the big Bowl and Spoon.
How are you?

151
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{\an8}Look at you tonight.
Somebody's frosted your flakes.

152
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Well, you know I love cereal people. I do.

153
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{\an8}My favorite thing is on the front
of the box is serving suggestions.

154
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Well, I have a suggestion for you.
How about filling up the box?

155
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{\an8}What's with all the air?

156
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This is gonna be a great night, guys.

157
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And we're gonna get things
started here with our first award.

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{\an8}It is Best New Cereal Box Character.

159
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And the winner is

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Kellogg's.

161
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Apple Jacks' Apple Head.

162
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This is all you.

163
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Well, it's everyone.

164
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Me mostly.

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{\an8}Easiest to Open Wax Bag.

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Kellogg's!

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Yeah!

168
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Yay.

169
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Kellogg's, ladies and gentlemen.

170
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Kellogg's, guys. Come on.

171
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Best Use of Niacin.

172
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{\an8}You guessed it.

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{\an8}Kellogg's, guys.

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Heathens.

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Let the grain speak for itself.

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I don't know
where I'm gonna put all these.

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Why are they smiling over there?
They're losing everything.

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Then the priest says,
"Really? She was when I knew her."

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Maybe they're just happy for you, Bob.

180
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,166
They'd be happy if we were dragged
through the streets like Mussolini.

181
00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:08,833
Mussolini? Come on, Bob.
Lighten up. We won the night.

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00:09:09,666 --> 00:09:13,250
I don't know.
I feel like they know something we don't.

183
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And now in memoriam.

184
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Let's take a moment to remember
some of the cereals we lost this year.

185
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We ate of you what we could.

186
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<i>♪ When I was seventeen ♪</i>

187
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<i>♪ It was a very good year ♪</i>

188
00:10:22,541 --> 00:10:24,250
Hey, what are those kids doing?

189
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,875
- Oh, they come for the goo.
- Who comes for the goo?

190
00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:29,833
The ones.
The ones who come, it's for the goo.

191
00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:31,541
- The goo?
- The goo!

192
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,875
Are you kids okay?

193
00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,916
Oh, sure. We live in nice homes
and already had a complete breakfast.

194
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,875
But we come here for this.

195
00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:51,833
- It's garbage.
- Is it?

196
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:55,875
Or is it some hot fruit lightning
the man doesn't want you to have?

197
00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,375
No, wait.

198
00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:59,625
You have to have it like this.

199
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,458
Eat up.

200
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:26,875
- They got a fruit-filled pastry dingus.
- Dingus? Who has a dingus?

201
00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:30,625
Post. They did it. It's some kind
of jelly-ish structure thing.

202
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,833
Transportable, possibly heatable.

203
00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:35,583
- It might even be nutritious.
- It's not possible.

204
00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:39,583
It's like a balloon popping out of
a steering wheel in an accident, insane.

205
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,500
I tasted it.

206
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,125
- Where?
- Out of a dumpster.

207
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,666
But isn't this
what your team was working on?

208
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,125
You said it was a dead end.

209
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:49,416
It is. We thought it was.
Post must have cracked it.

210
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,416
This could sink us.

211
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,625
There isn't a Kellogg's cereal
that would survive.

212
00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:53,958
You're in a tizzy, Bob.

213
00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:58,250
Uh, look at these awards.
We just cleaned up at the Bowl and Spoons.

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00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,333
Edsel, we own the Bowl and Spoons.

215
00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:03,000
You know how hard I work
to keep that from leaking?

216
00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,125
- It's a sham.
- It's a good show.

217
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,750
Well, the show's over.

218
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,250
You realize what this means?

219
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,958
Post will be the new king of Battle Creek.

220
00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,291
Then what are we?

221
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,958
We're lumpy Cream of Wheat.

222
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,375
I wanted to send my kids to college.

223
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,458
It's, like, $200 a year.

224
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,750
I guess my family was right about me.

225
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,916
I'll be the first failed Kellogg.

226
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,666
You didn't fail.
You have to do something to fail.

227
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,541
Easy on the insults, Bob.
You'd be out of a job too.

228
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,875
I know. I could be a train hobo,

229
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,625
cooking meat on the end
of a stick over a barrel fire.

230
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:42,916
You can't say hobo anymore.
They prefer bum.

231
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,708
Well, I guess that's the end
of my dream of having a real lawn someday.

232
00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:49,250
- Wait. You have a lawn.
- It's not sod.

233
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,250
I want sod.
You ever see that kind of grass?

234
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,208
Thick? Really green?

235
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:57,500
They roll it out like Poppin' Fresh dough.

236
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:01,041
That's your dream? You don't have
feelings like normal people, do you?

237
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,625
Yes, I do. I feel fine.

238
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,833
We need to find out if this is real.

239
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,708
- I need Chester Slink.
- Who's that?

240
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,708
- I'm on the phone, Bob.
- Huh.

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00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,083
<i>Direct from CBS News in New York.</i>

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<i>This is the CBS Evening News
with Walter Cronkite.</i>

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This just handed to me,
some major news from the breakfast world.

244
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The Post Cereal company
of Battle Creek, Michigan,

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has reportedly invented a shelf-stable,
heatable fruit pastry breakfast product.

246
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Shelf-stable.

247
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Boy.

248
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More to come after this.

249
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,916
And we're clear.

250
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,875
On a personal note,

251
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Daddy bought himself a WHEE-LO.

252
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WHEE-LO.

253
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Goes away but always comes back for more.

254
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,875
Much like the missus.

255
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:58,125
This is Chester Slink,
our head of security.

256
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,208
Chester, tell us what you found out.

257
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:04,083
Well, this footage was taken
this morning by our man inside Post.

258
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,916
- I can't see a damn thing.
- It's the best we have right now.

259
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,416
We have an operative posing as a janitor
with a camera attached to his mop.

260
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,833
Very brave,
these men inside with their mops.

261
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:25,000
We believe this is what Bob
was ingesting in the dumpster.

262
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,750
Clearly, it's a fructiferous goo.

263
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,166
Perhaps pectin-based?

264
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Pectin-based.

265
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,250
Pectin.

266
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<i>- What are you doing? What's that noise?
- Get that mop out of my face.</i>

267
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Do your job.

268
00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,250
Wait. Stop the film.

269
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,791
That's my research.

270
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:53,166
Yeah, it is. It's possible
they got a guy working in our offices.

271
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Unlikely.

272
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,333
I recently doubled our security.

273
00:14:57,416 --> 00:14:59,166
We have two guards now.

274
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,708
Uh... Can you do that later?

275
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,833
Uh... We're in a meeting.

276
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:12,916
Excuse me,
but I am days away

277
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{\an8}from a fruit snack that'll blow
their product right into the deli aisle.

278
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,791
{\an8}Is that a sardine can?

279
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It was.

280
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But instead of oily
Mediterranean baitfish,

281
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it contains yummy fresh fruit puree.

282
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:29,416
I give you the Kellogg's Frui-dine.

283
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,666
Uh, this one appears to be compromised.
That happens.

284
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:42,500
Uh... My team is also very close
on something called Corn Gooies.

285
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:43,583
And that is?

286
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,083
It's individual Corn Pops
filled with creamed corn.

287
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And they're gooey.

288
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,625
Everyone out. Take that. Take that.

289
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,458
Save us, Bob.

290
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,958
Whatever it takes. Whatever you need.

291
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,666
- I need Stan back.
- No.

292
00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:05,458
- No Stankowski. No can do.
- Look, I know Stan's not easy.

293
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:08,375
Not easy?
Well, you couldn't even deal with Stan.

294
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,791
- We worked it out. We used a veto system.
- Wh... What?

295
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,208
We gave each other the power

296
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:16,125
to veto anything
the other person did that was annoying.

297
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To reduce tension.

298
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:20,208
Smelly lunch orders. Weird belts.

299
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:21,583
Oh, that's interesting.

300
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:25,291
'Cause my company's on
the verge of total collapse!

301
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,833
That's why we need Stan.

302
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,333
Does anyone even know where Stan is?

303
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,791
{\an8}<i>Three, two, one. Ignition.</i>

304
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,000
<i>♪ Wooly bully ♪</i>

305
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,208
<i>♪ Watch it now, watch it... ♪</i>

306
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,375
<i>♪ Matty told Hatty... ♪</i>

307
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,625
<i>♪ About a thing she saw... ♪</i>

308
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,708
{\an8}<i>The alien is hostile.</i>

309
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:55,125
<i>♪ And a wooly jaw ♪</i>

310
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,708
<i>♪ Wooly bully... ♪</i>

311
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{\an8}<i>The alien is tricky.</i>

312
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,166
<i>- ♪ Wooly bully ♪
- ♪ Yeah, right ♪</i>

313
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,208
<i>♪ Wooly bully ♪</i>

314
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,166
<i>♪ Wooly bully ♪</i>

315
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:06,750
<i>♪ Wooly bully ♪</i>

316
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,291
Hey, if you guys get hungry on the moon,
I just came up with this.

317
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,791
It's Twinkie in a tube. Ha!

318
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,750
- Like I couldn't do that?
- I see in flavors, flyboy.

319
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,541
What do you do other than
screw up and press eject?

320
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,958
Cabana.

321
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,458
Can't believe they leave
the keys in these things.

322
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,000
Wow. You guys are really into the moon.

323
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,208
Been expecting you.

324
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,416
Post has really got you
by the nut clusters this time.

325
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,958
Here. Try this.

326
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,583
- It's got a certain tang.
- Ooh, that's a good name.

327
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:49,208
But, Bob, I... I know you're in a spot,
but I don't wanna go back to flake town.

328
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,583
- What is so great about NASA?
- They're not afraid of the future.

329
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,291
I mean, we've got something here
called a microwave oven.

330
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,416
Cooked a Swanson TV dinner
in 25 minutes flat. That's a fact.

331
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,666
Yeah, for seven guys.

332
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,666
I'm talking about happy childhoods
for millions of American kids.

333
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:06,416
- We're going to the moon.
- The moon. Leave the moon alone.

334
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,041
You look up, it's there.

335
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,500
It'll always be there. Don't pick at it.

336
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,708
You're jamming goo into tubes

337
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,500
for a bunch of chain-smoking
Corvette guys with flattops.

338
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,343
They're gonna go up,
they're gonna come down.

339
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,336
They're gonna become alcoholics
and get divorced.

340
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,416
The chimps are smarter.

341
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,916
Okay, how do you think Post did it?

342
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,958
I know how they did it.
They stole our research.

343
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:28,083
- I wonder if they used xanthan gum.
- Xanthan.

344
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,916
I don't wanna work for Edsel again.

345
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,541
You don't really think you're actually
going to the moon, do you, really?

346
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,750
Going to the moon?

347
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,166
- No, I don't.
- No.

348
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,458
- Let's go.
- Let's go.

349
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:46,666
<i>♪ Wooly bully ♪</i>

350
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,666
<i>♪ Wooly bully ♪</i>

351
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,416
Are we in trouble, mister?

352
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,416
You just tell Miss Post
about what you were doing in our dumpster

353
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,166
and anything else she wants to know.

354
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,458
Hello, kids.

355
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:07,833
Move.

356
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,541
So I heard you rascals
went on a little treasure hunt.

357
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,958
That is our patented property.

358
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:16,125
Do you know
what trademark infringement is?

359
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:20,000
Trademark infringement is a violation
of exclusive rights of a proprietary brand

360
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,666
without the authorization
of the owner or other licensees.

361
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,333
Now, you listen to me, Cabbage Patch.

362
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,666
You have no idea
what's going on here, do you?

363
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,166
Well, maybe you'd like to find out.

364
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,708
- Ma'am, you're not thinking of...
- Bring me a box of the x19s.

365
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:38,375
But, ma'am, all we have at this point
is an untested prototype.

366
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:40,416
- I cannot recommend...
- You cannot?

367
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,875
Don't you see, Ludwin?

368
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:46,541
I'm about to finally crush that big
red K that never stops glaring at me.

369
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,833
I hate them.

370
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,083
Where the hell are they?

371
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,375
Ludwin.

372
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,000
Ahh!

373
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,041
Must you be so dramatic?

374
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,083
Why does it smell like that?

375
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:30,500
There's just a small amount
of petroleum in this version.

376
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,083
Forget the toaster. We'll do it raw.

377
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,000
We'll do it raw!

378
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,458
I can't believe I'm saying this,

379
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,916
but this is even better
than what's in the dumpster.

380
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,708
Better than what's in the dumpster.

381
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,958
Just what they said about Grape-Nuts.

382
00:20:57,041 --> 00:21:00,000
We're gonna need
to use every inch of this place.

383
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,916
I take it you're comfortable
reinstating our veto system.

384
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,625
- I think that would be wise, Bob.
- Any issues?

385
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,541
No. Any issues?

386
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,041
No.

387
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,666
Here's the winning team.

388
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,208
Milk and cereal.

389
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,000
Peanut butter and jelly.

390
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:17,833
Stankowski and Cabana.

391
00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:19,541
Now I know we can take 'em.

392
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,041
You look good, Stan.

393
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,583
You look the same.

394
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:24,583
Well, I just lost 25 pounds.

395
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:27,791
- I don't miss it.
- You're not supposed to miss it.

396
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:32,208
- Nobody misses 25 pounds of fat.
- That's what I'm sayin'. I don't miss it.

397
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,375
Stan?

398
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,083
Why is he losing it? Is it 'cause
he's still sweet on Margie Post?

399
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,083
- Would you leave him alone?
- It's not true.

400
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,583
Besides, a... a Post and a Kellogg
could never be. It's forbidden.

401
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:42,916
Doesn't that make it sexier?

402
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,250
Okay.

403
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:47,166
I told you this one's a little off.
She's not a company man.

404
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,875
- I'm not a man.
- All right. Let's start over.

405
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,541
How about the three of us
have a bowl of cereal together right now?

406
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,791
Sure. Why not? I could use a bowl.

407
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,625
- Let's bowl up.
- Bowl time.

408
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,083
Ah.

409
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:11,708
<i>♪ You're just too good to be true ♪</i>

410
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:15,458
<i>♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪</i>

411
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,166
<i>♪ You'd be like heaven to touch ♪</i>

412
00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:23,208
<i>♪ I wanna hold you so much ♪</i>

413
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:27,000
<i>♪ At long last, love has arrived ♪</i>

414
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:30,666
<i>♪ And I thank God I'm alive ♪</i>

415
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:34,958
<i>♪ You're just too good to be true</i>

416
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:38,708
<i>♪ Can't take my eyes off of you ♪</i>

417
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:45,875
The magic of cereal is you're eating and
drinking at the same time with one hand.

418
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:48,833
What we need to be able to do
is recreate this euphoric gratification.

419
00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:50,291
{\an8}But in a completely new way.

420
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:53,625
Well, all of Kellogg's manpower
is at your disposal.

421
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,791
That is not gonna work.
If we're gonna beat Post,

422
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,541
we need the most innovative,

423
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:01,583
unconventional minds of the 1960s.

424
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,000
Well, think you can get them?

425
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,125
They're already on a plane.

426
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,208
Well, he's not.

427
00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,000
And this guy's on a bus.

428
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,625
And Einstein's dead. But the rest...

429
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:20,125
Today, Kellogg's boldly announces

430
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:25,166
that we are entering the race
to develop the new breakfast dingus.

431
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,333
{\an8}I'd like to bring up our head
of development,

432
00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:30,916
Robert Cabana,
to tell you all about it. Uh, Bob?

433
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,791
The brave men you see before you

434
00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:37,958
have been through
an unprecedented series of evaluations.

435
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,583
Each is at the top of their field.

436
00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:43,500
Inventive, visionary, fearless.

437
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:49,375
Soft-serve ice cream genius, Tom Carvel.

438
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:52,541
Children's bicycle maker, Steve Schwinn.

439
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:55,875
Inventor of the Sea-Monkey
and German immigrant,

440
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:58,541
Harold von Braunhut.

441
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:02,833
Canned meatball whiz kid, Chef Boyardee.

442
00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:06,583
Tightly-tailored physical fitness icon,
Jack LaLanne.

443
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:11,208
{\an8}And from IBM,
the smartest machine ever made,

444
00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:13,083
{\an8}UNIVAC the computer.

445
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:18,166
{\an8}I give you
Kellogg's first-ever taste pilots.

446
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:29,708
Questions?

447
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,958
Mr. LaLanne, is this kind of food
really part of your health regimen?

448
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,083
{\an8}Well, sugar's poison,

449
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:37,583
{\an8}which is why we're developing something
new called high-fructose corn syrup.

450
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:44,041
Mr. Schwinn, why would you leave
the number one bicycle company in America

451
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,208
to make some unknown edible item?

452
00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:48,083
That's what we're doing?

453
00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:50,500
Uh, next question?

454
00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:53,375
Mr. Carvel, your voice
is so famously unappetizing.

455
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:55,291
Why did put yourself in your commercials?

456
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,875
Blow it out your trumpet, Sally.

457
00:24:57,958 --> 00:24:58,958
Tom.

458
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:14,000
Mr. von Braunhut,
where were you in the early 1940s?

459
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,750
{\an8}That is for me to know
and you not to find out.

460
00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:22,583
Okay. Thank you, everyone.
That's it for today.

461
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,916
Excuse me.
I was serious about the 1940s question.

462
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,833
- Can we all just move on?
- Thank you, and we'll see you again.

463
00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:51,125
America is gonna
fall in love with those guys.

464
00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:54,875
- Couple rough spots.
- How masterful was Tom Carvel?

465
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,666
You mean threatening a female journalist
or wearing a dirty shirt?

466
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,791
Yeah, right?

467
00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:02,750
- Hey, what were those milkmen doing there?
- Take a seat.

468
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,500
I've kept this from you two over the years

469
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:09,041
because I just didn't know
how to talk about it.

470
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:12,833
As we all know, in the beginning,
farmers milked cows for fun.

471
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:15,541
<i>It was just a gross white liquid</i>

472
00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,958
<i>dripping out of some dimwitted beast</i>

473
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:20,583
that was fun to throw at girls.

474
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:21,666
But when a ranch hand

475
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:26,041
<i>named Milky Cashman
spilled some into a bowl of dry cereal,</i>

476
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,208
a million-dollar business was born.

477
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:30,916
<i>You see, the smiling, friendly milkman,</i>

478
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
that's all fake.

479
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:35,708
They're a greedy, ruthless syndicate,

480
00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:37,625
and they protect what's theirs.

481
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:42,208
And we are currently developing
a product that doesn't need milk.

482
00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:44,666
Wait a minute.
What ever happened to Milky Cashman?

483
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,833
He was the first missing person
on the side of a milk carton. Hmm.

484
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,291
His own goddamn milk carton.

485
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:52,625
Sorry for my French.

486
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,000
- That's not French.
- What does this mean?

487
00:26:55,083 --> 00:27:00,666
What it means is we're about to have
some very powerful people <i>very</i> upset.

488
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:01,583
Mmm.

489
00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:03,583
I'm not afraid
of those sour cream jockeys.

490
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:07,083
That kind of attitude could land you
on the business end of a cow.

491
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,208
That means the butt.

492
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,708
Bob, this is Purvis Pendleton from IBM.

493
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:27,875
We really appreciate you guys
loaning this thing out to us.

494
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,142
Tell you the truth,
we're kind of happy to be rid of it.

495
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:31,833
Oh.

496
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:32,833
Oh.

497
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:36,375
"Hello, Stan."

498
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,375
"Nursed or bottle-fed?"

499
00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:43,291
Neither.

500
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,541
Don't answer that.

501
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,416
No, UNIVAC. No!

502
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,416
We talked about this.

503
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,041
"Sea-Monkeys."

504
00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:55,625
"The real live fun pets
you grow yourself"?

505
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,750
- Come on.
- Here they are. So simple.

506
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,500
You pour them in, stir the water...

507
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:04,083
Behold, life.

508
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,375
- Genius, no?
- And it's just dried-out shrimp eggs?

509
00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:10,583
Correct. Worthless. Yet the little ones
send me their allowance money.

510
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:14,375
- Defrauding children. Lovely.
- Don't get me wrong. I love the children.

511
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:18,208
Although due to a cruel prank of nature,
I can have none of my own.

512
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:20,166
What are you looking at?

513
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,458
Don't you see I'm pouring my heart out?!

514
00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:24,208
Don't send me back to Italy.

515
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:28,291
I have debts. Serious men want to hurt me.

516
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,666
That's some good seafood.

517
00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:33,500
I thought you said these were geniuses.

518
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,708
These were the geniuses that we could get.

519
00:28:36,208 --> 00:28:39,500
- I gotta talk to Jack about...
- That fruit juicer in his pants?

520
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:40,875
Yeah, it's a focus puller.

521
00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:44,416
Does he go on TV like that? Do they shoot
him from the waist up like Elvis?

522
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,416
I hope so.

523
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:51,083
He's right.

524
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:01,750
- So, how was your hotel?
- Oh, it's nice.

525
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,193
They've got me at the Holiday Inn.

526
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:05,166
Can't go wrong
with the Holiday Inn.

527
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:07,083
Ice machines on every floor.

528
00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:09,250
Clean, paper bands
on the toilet seat.

529
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:10,458
Classy operation.

530
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,666
Okay, so just to be clear,
you want a smooth look.

531
00:29:13,750 --> 00:29:17,250
That gets weird too. I'm not a doll.
But I'll be one if you want me to be.

532
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,791
Just do something. I don't care.

533
00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:21,000
- Ah! You got it, boss.
- Okay.

534
00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,291
They got LaLanne?

535
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:32,208
They're stacking the deck with ringers.

536
00:29:33,291 --> 00:29:34,791
I had them on their backs,

537
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:37,000
flipped over like a turtle.

538
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:40,791
- How long before we're on shelves?
- We're not out the lab yet.

539
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:43,250
We're figuring out
what's causing the buttock rashes.

540
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,791
You are a rash on my buttocks, Ludwin.

541
00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:50,000
- We also need a name.
- What's the best we have right now?

542
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:51,416
Well, we're down to three.

543
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:55,291
Dextrose Dillies, Wonder Gels,
and Fresh Flatties.

544
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:57,000
Hmm.

545
00:29:57,083 --> 00:30:00,125
Those are all pretty strong.
There's one clear winner.

546
00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:01,041
Yes.

547
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,708
- Dextrose Dillies.
- Fresh Flatties.

548
00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:07,208
Ludwin, just get those
goddamn fruit flabby funk fritters,

549
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:10,416
whatever the hell they're called,
out the door and down kids' throats.

550
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,291
But, ma'am, we haven't even
negotiated for shelf space yet.

551
00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:14,958
Leave that to me.

552
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,625
I like Funk Fritters.

553
00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:20,291
It's fun. Zippy. Let's go with that.

554
00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:22,541
Or let's go with this.

555
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:31,708
Do you think we should've hired people
that know more about food?

556
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:33,000
Could have.

557
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:38,666
Trumpets, fanfare, alarums,
for rehearsal is about to commence.

558
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:41,916
This space has been reserved
for me and my players.

559
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,166
To do what?

560
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:44,791
Philip, a flyer, please.

561
00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:48,958
{\an8}"Kellogg's Cereals presents
Thurl Ravenscroft as King Lear."

562
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:52,000
{\an8}"Entirely reconceived and reimagined
by Thurl Ravenscroft,

563
00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:54,250
starring Thurl Ravenscroft."

564
00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:57,333
And then it just says
"Thurl Ravenscroft" again at the bottom.

565
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,708
This is Shakespeare for the 1960s.

566
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,583
God knows, as relevant now as ever was.

567
00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:04,833
Couldn't be more irrelevant.

568
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:07,958
Thurl, you can't be here right now.

569
00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:10,625
I believe my contract is clear.

570
00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,458
I play your ridiculous box-top tiger

571
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:19,500
in exchange for bringing some culture
to the lowborn, dirt-digging Michi-goon.

572
00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:20,666
You mean me?

573
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,958
- I do.
- Stan, thank you.

574
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:28,041
- Thurl, you are our most important star.
- Hmm.

575
00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:30,625
But we can't prioritize
the high arts right now.

576
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:34,041
I see. How's the lab, Bob?

577
00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:36,500
Oh, the head temperature.

578
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:40,333
Great news. They think they can put
a coolant pump in your jowls.

579
00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:41,333
Can they?

580
00:31:41,416 --> 00:31:42,416
No.

581
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:43,875
Hmm.

582
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:45,333
I like your Burger King crown.

583
00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:47,833
I like your hairdo.
You look like a telephone.

584
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:49,541
I like your patchy mustache.

585
00:31:49,625 --> 00:31:52,750
- I like your patchy mustache.
- I like your cadaver teeth.

586
00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,958
Beware of entrance to a quarrel.

587
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,416
But once in it...

588
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:04,583
beware of me.

589
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:09,500
- What are you, some kind of ding-dong?
- And I'm gone.

590
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,125
Excuse me. Mr. Kellogg needs you.

591
00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:14,416
A meeting of the five cereal families
has been called.

592
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,375
By who?

593
00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:18,250
Who do you think?
Marge Post is making her move.

594
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:23,375
I'd like to thank you all for coming.

595
00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,083
General Mills,

596
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:26,750
Ralston,

597
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:28,333
Quaker,

598
00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:29,416
and Kellogg's.

599
00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:33,833
And thanks to Ernie Keebler
for providing the Fudge Stripes.

600
00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:36,041
Are the snacks complimentary?

601
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:37,833
- Let's just pay attention.
- Right.

602
00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:40,166
Spare us the frosting, Marge.
Just get to it.

603
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,500
And that is why I called this meeting.

604
00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:44,375
Respect.

605
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:49,708
We at the Post company have
finally broken the fruit pastry barrier.

606
00:32:49,791 --> 00:32:52,875
- Because you stole our research.
- Nevertheless.

607
00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:57,166
Why can't this technology be generic
so that we all can wet our spoons?

608
00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:59,666
- Like we did with Raisin Bran.
- Not this time.

609
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,166
These are my new terms.

610
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:05,333
From now on,
Post gets premium shelf space.

611
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:08,000
Nothing near kosher foods or cat chow.

612
00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:12,333
Saturday morning cartoons,
I want <i>Deputy Dawg</i> and <i>Snagglepuss.</i>

613
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:13,625
Oh, come on, Marge!

614
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:17,625
And I want out of Claymation characters
with religious themes.

615
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:19,250
It's a snoozer.

616
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,250
Oh, you can put my name on those.

617
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,958
How do we know this thing
is even producible in quantities?

618
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:26,708
You'll know it when you see it
on store shelves next week

619
00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:28,333
and then flying off them.

620
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:31,958
Always a little surprise inside,
right, Eddie?

621
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:39,333
Next week? I... I thought we had months.

622
00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:44,291
What was that? You don't like him, do you?

623
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:47,541
It could never be, Ludwin.
A Post and a Kellogg, it's forbidden.

624
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:49,625
Wouldn't that make it sexier?

625
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:51,666
I hope you die in a car fire.

626
00:33:53,541 --> 00:33:56,083
We're dead. My legacy.

627
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:57,291
My sod.

628
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,500
It's a bold move to put
chocolate on top of a cookie.

629
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:04,875
'Cause it's something already sweet,
and then you're doubling down on it.

630
00:34:04,958 --> 00:34:07,125
But I guess
you can never get enough sugar.

631
00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:11,375
Unless you can't get enough.
Pack your bags.

632
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,916
We're gonna put a kink
in Post's garden hose.

633
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,250
Just so you know,
he's very dangerous.

634
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,458
And he loves live entertainment.

635
00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:32,958
And he controls 99% of the world's sugar?

636
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:36,416
He's a very important man.
They call him El Sucre.

637
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:40,208
Ah, my Kellogg's friends. Please.

638
00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:42,375
El Sucre, so good to see you again.

639
00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:43,750
Amazing house.

640
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:47,041
Oh, well, thank you.
But the grout on the patio is not right.

641
00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:51,000
These tile guys.
It was supposed to be a white white.

642
00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:54,375
It's more of an off-white.
They have to redo the whole thing.

643
00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,916
They show you so many samples,
you make yourself crazy.

644
00:34:57,875 --> 00:34:58,958
You say I'm crazy?

645
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,083
No.

646
00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:10,083
El Sucre, we want to
significantly increase our monthly sugar.

647
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:12,666
Yes. My special white powder
gets a grip on you, no?

648
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:14,458
But business can wait.

649
00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:18,666
In this hard life, we must also enjoy, no?
A little entertainment, hmm?

650
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:22,375
From Cal Neva Lodge in Nevada,
please welcome Eddie Mink and Danny.

651
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,333
Uh...

652
00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:25,625
Thank you very much.

653
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:27,875
Hey, Danny.

654
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,791
How about this beautiful house?

655
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,625
Yeah, if you don't mind the bad grout job.

656
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,583
Oh, he went right to it.

657
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,333
What's the big deal?

658
00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:38,208
There are blobs. It's all...

659
00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:42,541
Such a hard job, making people laugh.

660
00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:43,625
But so important.

661
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:45,833
Anyway, gentlemen, back to business. Hmm?

662
00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:52,291
Hmm.

663
00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:55,708
- El Sucre, sugar is why we came.
- Yes, it is why everyone comes.

664
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:58,291
- How much are we talking?
- We want all of it.

665
00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:00,875
So you're finally
going to finish off Post.

666
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:02,791
That will cost you quite a bit.

667
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:05,958
We have something very big coming out.
Money will not be an issue.

668
00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:06,875
Oh. I know it won't.

669
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:10,416
Because in my business, we have a saying.
"Pay us, or we kill you."

670
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,666
- Appreciate it.
- Yes.

671
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:16,541
- All right, then. Then there we have it.
- Yes.

672
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:19,833
Okay. Thank you for, uh,
you know, the spread and...

673
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,236
No, please. Thank you for coming.

674
00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,625
And good luck
with everything that you're doing,

675
00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:25,666
which we didn't have
a chance to talk about.

676
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,000
Next time.

677
00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:28,416
Eh...

678
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,208
I'm dying, Eddie!

679
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,208
You done good, kid.

680
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:38,666
- You done real good.
- I can't believe he's still doing the act.

681
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,208
- He's a professional.
- Mmm.

682
00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,208
- You bought all of it?
- All of it.

683
00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:47,041
I mean, that's a lot of sugar
and a lot of money.

684
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,250
And you don't play with El Sucre.

685
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,916
- It's going to work.
- It already has.

686
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:53,791
Let me see.

687
00:36:56,583 --> 00:37:00,416
No smoke out of the stacks.
They're not making anything.

688
00:37:01,041 --> 00:37:02,083
Oh, this is good.

689
00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:06,708
This is very good.

690
00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:14,708
- Are you okay, ma'am?
- Of course. Did you find us any sugar?

691
00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:16,625
I might have something better.

692
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,375
It's an artificial sweetener.
They call it Carcin-O-Sweet.

693
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:22,833
A thousand times sweeter than sugar.

694
00:37:22,916 --> 00:37:25,750
But the health problems
are off the charts.

695
00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:29,375
Darty eyes, gout,
tongue loss, night terrors, night sweats,

696
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,916
and, our old friend, buttock rashes.

697
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,041
Stop.

698
00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:37,583
Okay. Uh, what about this?

699
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:40,000
What if we completely change direction?

700
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,291
Eliminate all sugar.

701
00:37:41,375 --> 00:37:44,958
Become the first
healthy lifestyle breakfast brand.

702
00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:47,083
Make a negative a positive.

703
00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:49,083
For the children.

704
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,708
Imagine a new American generation,

705
00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:55,750
fit, healthy, even-tempered.

706
00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,791
So, what do you think?

707
00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:08,083
Mmm.

708
00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:26,791
- Something I can help you with?
- No, I was just admiring your rig.

709
00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:27,708
Sweet ride.

710
00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:28,958
Sure is.

711
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:32,375
You know, it's the calcium
in milk that keeps bones strong.

712
00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:35,166
- Uh-huh.
- Without milk, bones can break.

713
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,916
They just snap.

714
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:40,041
- Have a good day, Mr. Cabana.
- Yeah. You... you too.

715
00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:46,041
{\an8}We don't have much time.
How close are the taste pilots?

716
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:47,333
They're very, very far away.

717
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:50,458
Maybe they're so far away
they're closer than they realize.

718
00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:53,250
I don't think he listens to you.

719
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,750
- What's that?
- I said that...

720
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,250
Okay, Steve, showtime.

721
00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:00,916
I haven't been able
to come up with any food things per se.

722
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,708
But I built this new Sting-Ray bike

723
00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:07,041
that's smaller and easier
for a kid to handle.

724
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,041
What?

725
00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:12,125
It doesn't matter what you make.
It matters what you call it.

726
00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:15,791
Which is why we should call
our new product Kellogg's Puss.

727
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:19,166
Is that an ice cream cake of me?

728
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,250
Yes.

729
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:23,291
- I see no wasted time here.
- You got the nose right.

730
00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:25,291
Well, in addition to our mission,

731
00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:29,125
I realized that I was on the wrong track
pants-wise until a friend set me straight.

732
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:32,500
That's why I invented
the Kellogg's Sauna Suit,

733
00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,833
foil-lined inflatable weight-loss pants
that lock in heat and moisture

734
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:40,416
and say to the world,
"Hey, eyes up here, not down there."

735
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,166
Inspired by his ravioli,

736
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:50,083
we have crimped the pastry edge square
to hold the jelly in.

737
00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:53,541
- That's something.
- I call it the Kellogg's Fruit Monkey.

738
00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,333
Ah.

739
00:39:57,625 --> 00:39:58,750
- Ooh.
- Whoa.

740
00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:01,166
What do you do? Why is it moving?

741
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,541
I made Sea-Monkey ravioli.

742
00:40:03,625 --> 00:40:06,916
- They put the Sea-Monkeys inside.
- I said strawberries, you fool.

743
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,416
Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs.

744
00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:12,833
I've entered all the data
into UNIVAC to analyze.

745
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,208
"Post wins."

746
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,166
I didn't need
a million-dollar abacus to tell me that.

747
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:24,125
It's garbage.

748
00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:26,083
All garbage.

749
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,291
- Now what?
- Now what? You were my now what.

750
00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:36,416
These guys were your now what.
You tell me now what.

751
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,208
So, are we done?

752
00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:41,416
I just moved my whole family here.

753
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,333
My... my wife is in a reading group.

754
00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:44,625
She chose the book.

755
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,833
I was going to the moon, Schwinn.

756
00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:48,416
I was going to Argentina.

757
00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,833
Ow!

758
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,541
Oh, hi, Mr. Cabana.

759
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,625
Butchie, Cathy,
what are you guys doing here?

760
00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:05,583
Why... Why aren't you
in the Post dumpsters?

761
00:41:05,666 --> 00:41:08,125
They started spraying
coyote urine to keep us out.

762
00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:11,625
Oh, that's a shame. Well, you won't find
anything good in our trash.

763
00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:14,166
- Oh yeah? Look at this.
- What is that?

764
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:16,666
It's stale Rice Krispies
and melted marshmallows.

765
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:17,875
It's a treat.

766
00:41:17,958 --> 00:41:20,333
You know, Bob,
we've been through this before.

767
00:41:20,416 --> 00:41:24,166
When you're dealing with garbage, you have
to let go of conventional expectation.

768
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:26,083
Just combine whatever you have.

769
00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:28,708
You kids sure get philosophical
in these dumpsters.

770
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,333
Combine whatever you have.

771
00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:49,125
Boy, they don't pull any punches.

772
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,583
- You ever eaten garbage, Stan?
- Sure.

773
00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:55,166
You let go of all your expectations
and just combine whatever you have.

774
00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:57,000
Let me show you something.

775
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Chef Boyardee and Sea-Monkey Guy,

776
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:04,458
the clever crimping
of the pastry edge to seal in the filling.

777
00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:07,208
Tom Carvel, the importance of the name.

778
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:08,708
Okay. Okay.

779
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:11,166
So, Jack LaLanne,

780
00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:14,416
metal-lined hot pants,
keeping his fruits moist and fresh.

781
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,958
Yes. UNIVAC.

782
00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,750
The punch cards,
rectangular shape with holes in it.

783
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:21,375
And Steve Schwinn, sweet little Steve,

784
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,041
who invents things
that are easy for kids to handle.

785
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,250
And maybe they can't handle an oven.

786
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:29,250
- But they can handle a toaster.
- A toaster.

787
00:42:29,333 --> 00:42:30,250
Yah!

788
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:32,333
Which means two-per-foil pack...

789
00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:34,541
...rectangular shape,

790
00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:36,250
crimped edges,

791
00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:37,416
fruit-filled,

792
00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:39,291
and a catchy name.

793
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:40,458
Press the handle down.

794
00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:46,333
Stan, my friend, I believe
we have split the atom of breakfast.

795
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,083
<i>♪ Let's do the twist ♪</i>

796
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:58,250
<i>♪ Come on, baby ♪</i>

797
00:42:58,333 --> 00:42:59,958
<i>♪ Let's do the twist ♪</i>

798
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,541
<i>♪ Take me by my little hand... ♪</i>

799
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:06,166
<i>♪ And go like this ♪</i>

800
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:09,333
<i>♪ E-yah twist ♪</i>

801
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,458
<i>♪ Baby, baby, twist... ♪</i>

802
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:13,333
That Carvel does a pretty good twist.

803
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:17,125
- That's how his ice cream comes out.
- Seems lewd, animalistic.

804
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:20,250
- Girls love guys that can do the twist.
- Why?

805
00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:23,208
The shoulder motion
in opposition to the hip rotation.

806
00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:24,958
It implies financial stability.

807
00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:26,833
- Mmm.
- Oh.

808
00:43:27,791 --> 00:43:31,041
You know, Boyardee,
our Sea-Monkey creation is evolving.

809
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:33,333
I put him in an aquarium and he swam.

810
00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:34,708
So happy.

811
00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:37,166
It's a miracle. He's a real boy.

812
00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:40,833
Whatever he is,
he belongs in a can.

813
00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,333
So how close are we
to an edible prototype?

814
00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:48,541
I can tell you when
we're not gonna have it, tomorrow morning.

815
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,666
I need a pants chug! Whoo!

816
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,916
Pants chug!
Pants chug! Pants chug!

817
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:27,125
Sugar. We need sugar, Ludwin.
What did the Hawaiians say?

818
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:29,541
They need everything
they have for those pineapple rings.

819
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:31,666
- Sugar Ray Robinson?
- No, just a nickname.

820
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:33,875
- Really?
- If only we could get to Cuba.

821
00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:36,750
Cuba? I know who may be able to help.

822
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:40,458
But he's a short, ill-tempered
bald man with a twisted mind.

823
00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:43,208
- Uncle Fester?
- No. But I like that show.

824
00:44:43,291 --> 00:44:44,750
Pack your bags, Ludwin.

825
00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:46,583
We're going to Moscow.

826
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:04,458
Thank you so much for helping us
with our little sugar problem, Nikita.

827
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:09,791
He wants badly know,
how hold up deal on your end?

828
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:13,250
Now, you asked
for a fun American-style children's cereal

829
00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:15,666
for Soviet Russia, and we heard you.

830
00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:17,791
But we're not listening
or spying or anything.

831
00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:22,250
It's no secret
Russian children like beets.

832
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:23,708
So they'll love

833
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:25,750
Borscht Loops.

834
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,208
Okay. Next up,

835
00:45:30,791 --> 00:45:31,958
Krumb-Lins.

836
00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:33,166
Nothing but crumbs.

837
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,541
And, finally,

838
00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:39,708
say hello to everyone's favorite
liquor-based cereal treat,

839
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:42,250
Count Vodkulas.

840
00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,791
"I want to eat your cereal."

841
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:45,958
Shut up.

842
00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:47,791
Would you like to try one?

843
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:48,875
Hmm.

844
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:52,708
You taste first.

845
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,791
People try to poison Mr. Khrushchev.

846
00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:58,083
Try it, Ludwin.

847
00:45:58,666 --> 00:46:00,875
But this has been out
of our sight since customs.

848
00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:01,958
Eat it.

849
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,291
Mmm.

850
00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:15,083
Is deal.

851
00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:18,708
Terrific. When can we expect
our first sugar shipment?

852
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:25,375
He says it all depends on
whether you make the sex with him tonight.

853
00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:26,458
Wow.

854
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,916
- Ma'am.
- Mm-hmm.

855
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,291
- We really need that sugar.
- You wanna do it?

856
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:34,166
No. But I ate the poison cereal
and I'm fine.

857
00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:37,541
Oh.

858
00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,583
Quick question.

859
00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:55,458
You think this milk's still okay to drink?

860
00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:57,541
- What? How would I know?
- Smell it.

861
00:46:59,166 --> 00:47:00,166
It's not good.

862
00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:02,125
What's the expiration?

863
00:47:03,791 --> 00:47:05,333
July 3rd.

864
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:19,750
Rise and shine.

865
00:47:25,791 --> 00:47:29,083
Welcome to Friendly Farms, Mr. Cabana,

866
00:47:29,166 --> 00:47:31,833
where life begins.

867
00:47:37,916 --> 00:47:41,416
That milk you smelled
expired five weeks ago.

868
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:43,375
Another minute,

869
00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:45,625
and you wouldn't be smelling
anything right now.

870
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:49,333
- Are you a milkman?
- The name's Harry Friendly.

871
00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:52,458
And you might say I am <i>the</i> milkman.

872
00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:57,125
You know the first taste
a human being experiences at birth?

873
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,208
- Applesauce?
- Oh.

874
00:48:00,583 --> 00:48:02,458
Milk, Mr. Cabana.

875
00:48:02,541 --> 00:48:03,375
Right.

876
00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:07,416
And in the milk business, we are not
just part of the American dream.

877
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,416
We are the white
in the red, white, and blue.

878
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:14,166
We are the cream
that rises so famously to the top,

879
00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,750
and you, Mr. Cabana,

880
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:22,000
have become the annoying white ring
that sticks to the bottom.

881
00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:24,291
Because despite all your years
in the breakfast game,

882
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,375
you seem to have missed something.

883
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,833
There's no cereal business without us.

884
00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:34,500
So you can see
how it really frosts my <i>huevos</i>

885
00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:39,000
to see you relieving yourself
in our flowing rivers of white gold.

886
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:41,666
How long we known each other, Bob?

887
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:44,041
Since you captured me.

888
00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:44,958
Oh.

889
00:48:45,041 --> 00:48:46,041
What to do?

890
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:49,250
What to do?

891
00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:54,458
Ah! Just so you don't forget
about me and the boys here,

892
00:48:54,541 --> 00:48:55,833
walk him down the aisle.

893
00:48:55,916 --> 00:48:57,291
He's a family man, sir.

894
00:48:57,375 --> 00:48:58,875
I said the aisle!

895
00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:02,250
The aisle? What's the aisle?
Like in a movie theater or a concert hall?

896
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:04,625
Oh, there's gonna be a concert.

897
00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:22,892
Bob?

898
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:24,166
One more minute.

899
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,875
Honey, you've been
in there for over an hour.

900
00:49:26,958 --> 00:49:28,583
I'm sure you're clean.

901
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:29,875
But my mind!

902
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:32,875
How do I wash it out of my mind?

903
00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,833
And how is my baby today?

904
00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:39,041
Daddy brought breakfast, my yum-yum.

905
00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:48,958
It's gone. What have you done with him,
you noodle-sucking garlic knot?

906
00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:51,708
I have traditional holiday cake.

907
00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:54,750
He's in the walls.

908
00:49:57,416 --> 00:49:58,416
Little one?

909
00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,791
I have fishy food for you.

910
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,666
Fishy food for you!

911
00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:05,583
Come and see.

912
00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:12,916
- I didn't know who else to call.
- You did the right thing.

913
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:16,000
Oh.

914
00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:18,541
- Hey, guys.
- What did they do to you?

915
00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:20,583
They made me walk the aisle.

916
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:22,500
- Oh.
- Those lactose lowlifes.

917
00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:24,750
Well, you're not the only one
to take a hit.

918
00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:28,708
Our first payment to El Sucre was late,
and somehow he gave me diabetes.

919
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:29,833
I'm sorry. What?

920
00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:32,750
Oh yeah. I just came from the doctor.

921
00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:35,625
Ugh! Look, nobody said
this was gonna be easy.

922
00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:38,375
We had a day at NASA
where we lost Gus Grissom

923
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,791
and our best space monkey in one accident.

924
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:44,791
And their dental records
were so damn similar

925
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:47,291
that it was gonna take weeks to sort out.

926
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,833
Are... are you telling us
there are monkey parts

927
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:53,208
mixed in with the remains
of Commander Gus Grissom?

928
00:50:53,291 --> 00:50:55,833
- That's classified.
- But you just told us.

929
00:50:55,916 --> 00:50:58,059
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did. You were there...

930
00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,583
- You said it. I...
- Enough.

931
00:51:00,166 --> 00:51:02,666
Listen, guys, I'm out of the project.

932
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:05,958
- What?
- It's too much. It's gone too far.

933
00:51:06,041 --> 00:51:09,666
And nobody cares about some stupid
heatable breakfast rectangle anyway.

934
00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:14,666
- Honey?
- What is going on?

935
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:20,250
- Something's landing on the lawn.
- That's gonna ruin your yard.

936
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:26,416
- Are you guys Kellogg's?
- Yes.

937
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:30,041
Orders to bring you to the White House.
The president needs to see you. Let's go.

938
00:51:30,125 --> 00:51:31,125
Go.

939
00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:33,958
Can I change?

940
00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:35,541
- There's no time.
- Ah!

941
00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:41,750
Oh!

942
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:43,666
For the love of God!

943
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:53,250
You know, I had political ambitions,
but my mom said I wasn't likable.

944
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:56,166
- Your mom sounds like a great lady.
- The best.

945
00:51:56,916 --> 00:51:58,500
What the hell are you wearing?

946
00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,833
It was all they had for me. It was Taft's.

947
00:52:00,916 --> 00:52:03,541
William Howard Taft,
first 300-pound president.

948
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:06,333
There's a half-eaten Baby Ruth
in the pocket.

949
00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:08,291
Well, chew it slowly. That's history.

950
00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:14,833
- It's good to see you Kellogg's boys.
- I... Never mind.

951
00:52:14,916 --> 00:52:18,458
Have you fellas ever considered
calling a cereal Jackie O's?

952
00:52:18,541 --> 00:52:20,916
Just a pitch,
but I think she'd get a kick out of it.

953
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,125
Thank you, sir. We'll certainly
take a good hard look at that.

954
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:27,875
Yeah, I'm kind of in the doghouse since
you-know-who sang "Happy Birthday" to me.

955
00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:30,166
Anyway, we have been informed

956
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:33,708
that those hacks over at Post
are now working with the goddamn Ruskies.

957
00:52:33,791 --> 00:52:35,625
Well, why would they do that?

958
00:52:35,708 --> 00:52:39,166
Well, obviously because you nitwits
cut off their sugar supply.

959
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:42,583
Now Khrushchev is trying to help them
get it through Communist Cuba.

960
00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:44,083
Whole damn island is sugarcane.

961
00:52:44,166 --> 00:52:47,333
The idea of our American children
waking up in the morning

962
00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:50,125
to a commie breakfast pastry
really burns my britches.

963
00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:53,750
They were already burning due to the
aforementioned blonde in the sequin dress.

964
00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:56,500
You have to win.
Are you making any progress?

965
00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:59,041
- Progress? Show him, Stan.
- Okay.

966
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,500
It's not to scale, but...

967
00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:05,291
Astonishing.
What are you guys, five years old?

968
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:09,500
Little John-John draws better than that.
And I think something's wrong with him.

969
00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:13,666
Mr. President, to be perfectly honest,
we could really use some help.

970
00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:15,000
Let me get this straight.

971
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:18,625
- Did you ask me what <i>I</i> could do for you?
- Well...

972
00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:21,708
Because I thought I made it
perfectly clear in my inaugural address...

973
00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:23,166
- You did.
- Great speech.

974
00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:27,375
"Ask not." What could be clearer?
It's two words. It means don't ask.

975
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:30,791
So, not asking, but how about a story?

976
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,583
Once upon a time,

977
00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:35,750
there was a really nice cereal company

978
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:38,750
that had a problem with organized milk.

979
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,375
Okay, I get it.
I will instruct my brother Bobby

980
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,375
to tighten the screws
on those cow huggers.

981
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:44,750
But not because you asked.

982
00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:48,625
We won't let you down, Mr. President.
We're gonna do for you like you said.

983
00:53:49,208 --> 00:53:50,328
Oy vey.

984
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,541
<i>Sir,
your next appointment is here.</i>

985
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:55,290
- Uh, who is it?
<i>- The Doublemint Twins.</i>

986
00:53:57,958 --> 00:54:00,250
- In the, uh, outfits?
- Ew.

987
00:54:00,333 --> 00:54:02,791
<i>Yes, Mr. President.
They are in the outfits.</i>

988
00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:06,708
Gentlemen, if you will excuse me,
it's time for an, uh, executive privilege.

989
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,625
- May I keep this?
- Ask not.

990
00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,250
Right.

991
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,333
I assume Jackie's still out buying hats?

992
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:20,666
I tried to raise them up.

993
00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:22,791
I brought them <i>Lear.</i>

994
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:27,875
- And they shooed me out, like a fowl wind.
- Well, it doesn't bother me.

995
00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:31,375
Trouble keeps me in business.
I love other people's anguish.

996
00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:34,958
Shame. I had tickets for opening night.

997
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:40,583
- I'm sorry?
- I saw your <i>12 Angry Men</i> one-man show.

998
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:45,166
Oh yes? I felt I never really captured
the anger of men six through nine.

999
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,666
Profound nonetheless.

1000
00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:48,875
May I?

1001
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:52,791
- Mike Diamond. Friendly Farms.
- Thurl Ethan Ravenscroft.

1002
00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:56,000
Those, uh, tickets
are nonrefundable, by the way.

1003
00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:59,916
Uncouth Kellogg's vulgarians.
Personally, I think their product line

1004
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,291
goes nowhere
without those talented mascots.

1005
00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:03,916
Whoever they are.

1006
00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,283
Yeah, they're all pretty good.

1007
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:10,208
But Tony the Tiger,
he's the rudder on that ship.

1008
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,916
Pathetic sugar shills.

1009
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,208
Pathetic, I suppose,

1010
00:55:15,291 --> 00:55:18,375
if 14 straight quarters
of record profits is pathetic.

1011
00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:23,208
Those mascot buffoons won't be getting
their four-finger mitts on any of that.

1012
00:55:23,291 --> 00:55:25,208
Well, now, that would be tragic,

1013
00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:27,416
especially with the kind
of leverage they have.

1014
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:30,333
None of my business, but I don't think
it'd take much for those mascots

1015
00:55:30,416 --> 00:55:33,416
to show old man Kellogg who's milking who.

1016
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Really?

1017
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,333
You think we could... They could?

1018
00:55:38,416 --> 00:55:42,541
As we milkmen say, "A little cup
of buttermilk with the proper churning

1019
00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:44,916
can become a mighty cheese."

1020
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,166
Is that a fart joke?

1021
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:48,375
I don't think so.

1022
00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:50,208
Anyway,

1023
00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:52,708
never forget,

1024
00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:54,791
you're great.

1025
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:06,666
Breakfast wars ratcheted up today
as cereal superpower Kellogg's announced

1026
00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:10,291
they too are developing
some sort of toastable whoosie-whatsis.

1027
00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:14,458
Coming up, tensions rise between the US
and Soviets off the coast of Cuba.

1028
00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:17,083
Bobby Kennedy cracks down
on organized milk.

1029
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:21,208
And the Doublemint Twins
are pregnant with twins of their own,

1030
00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,375
as the CBS Evening News continues.

1031
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:25,750
And we're clear.

1032
00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:28,875
This is a real breakthrough, Corky.
X-ray specs.

1033
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,708
You can see into anything.

1034
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,875
Except my personal drama.

1035
00:56:34,916 --> 00:56:36,416
A lot of tension at home.

1036
00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:39,000
A lot of tension.

1037
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:41,291
Gonna be staying late tonight, Corky.

1038
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:01,166
- I like these. I have astigmatism.
- What is that?

1039
00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:04,833
Well, it's a mismatch
of the focusing elements in the eye.

1040
00:57:04,916 --> 00:57:07,291
- Oh. Because...
- Lots of people have it and don't realize.

1041
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:09,625
- Really?
- Look through the binoculars.

1042
00:57:09,708 --> 00:57:11,916
- Does it seem clearer?
- No, but it's closer.

1043
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,208
Fellas!

1044
00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:17,041
Fruit pastry launch system is go.

1045
00:57:23,833 --> 00:57:26,083
Isn't this overkill?
Bunkers and space suits?

1046
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,833
All standard NASA protocol.

1047
00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:31,208
Plus we're using titanium foil packets
for the product, just to be safe.

1048
00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:33,500
Steve Schwinn, you are a go
for two in the toaster.

1049
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:34,958
Two in the toaster.

1050
00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:45,541
Depress mechanism.

1051
00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:47,166
Dingus down.

1052
00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:49,291
Monitor coils.

1053
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,708
- Orange.
- What's happening now?

1054
00:57:53,791 --> 00:57:55,708
- It's toasting, sir.
- Come on.

1055
00:57:55,791 --> 00:57:58,666
I'm switching to manual.
Gonna open her up a little.

1056
00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:00,000
- What's he doing?
- Not safe.

1057
00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:02,166
What's he doing?

1058
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:03,916
He's changing the settings.

1059
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:06,166
He's at five.

1060
00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:08,083
Six. Seven.

1061
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,125
- I don't like this.
- He's at eight. God, 8.5

1062
00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:13,125
Schwinn, lightly brown, lightly brown.

1063
00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:19,333
Proceed with caution.
Fruit filling may be hot.

1064
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:33,500
Well, pop a wheelie.

1065
00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:35,083
We've got a treat!

1066
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,291
- We did it!
- There we go!

1067
00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:38,083
Whoo!

1068
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:41,041
Oh!

1069
00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:42,333
Oh! Oh!

1070
00:58:42,416 --> 00:58:44,375
No!

1071
00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:45,500
Please, no!

1072
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:13,166
- There's nothing left!
- Wait, over there. What's that?

1073
00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:18,083
Is that a man?

1074
00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:20,833
Damn right it is.
It's Steve Schwinn. Steve!

1075
00:59:20,916 --> 00:59:22,625
No. It's me, Chuck.

1076
00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:23,541
Steve blew up.

1077
00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:26,333
Don't go over there. It's gross.

1078
00:59:26,875 --> 00:59:29,041
What's happening? Where's Steve?

1079
00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:32,708
Steve was vaporized,
but we had a funny mix-up with Chuck.

1080
00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:44,833
Grain to grain, cows to milk.

1081
00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:47,958
Some settling in life is to be expected.

1082
00:59:48,041 --> 00:59:50,833
Steve Schwinn, however, never settled.

1083
00:59:51,416 --> 00:59:54,291
Steve was gr-r-reat!

1084
00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:55,541
- He'd like that.
- Yeah.

1085
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,708
He lived his life
like he built his bicycles,

1086
00:59:58,791 --> 01:00:00,458
with little regard for safety.

1087
01:00:00,541 --> 01:00:01,375
Mmm.

1088
01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:05,458
When a man gives the last
full-serving suggestion of himself,

1089
01:00:05,541 --> 01:00:11,458
only then is he truly deserving
to be buried with full cereal honors.

1090
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:21,250
- Full cereal honors, Mrs. Schwinn.
- That's quite an honor.

1091
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:23,583
- It's a great honor.
- What is happening?

1092
01:00:32,625 --> 01:00:33,708
Did you plan this?

1093
01:00:33,791 --> 01:00:34,791
I don't know.

1094
01:00:36,583 --> 01:00:43,583
<i>♪ Ave Maria ♪</i>

1095
01:00:47,416 --> 01:00:54,375
<i>♪ Gratia plena ♪</i>

1096
01:00:54,458 --> 01:01:01,375
<i>♪ Maria, gratia plena ♪</i>

1097
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:04,708
<i>♪ Maria, gratia... ♪</i>

1098
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:06,041
Last bowl, huh?

1099
01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:08,625
<i>♪...plena ♪</i>

1100
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,916
<i>♪ Ave ♪</i>

1101
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:16,625
<i>♪ Ave dominus ♪</i>

1102
01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:18,166
Why?!

1103
01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:19,458
Who... who was she?

1104
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:27,666
- Snap!
- Crackle!

1105
01:01:28,166 --> 01:01:29,416
- Pop!
- Snap!

1106
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:30,916
- Crackle!
- Pop!

1107
01:01:32,416 --> 01:01:33,458
What is this?

1108
01:01:33,541 --> 01:01:35,916
It's the prize inside, Mrs. Schwinn.

1109
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,041
It's probably one
of those stick-on tattoos.

1110
01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:39,885
It's not permanent.
Just lasts a couple days.

1111
01:01:39,916 --> 01:01:41,041
Snap!

1112
01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:42,583
- Crackle!
- Pop!

1113
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,791
You know, your husband died a hero.

1114
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:48,666
Isn't this a cereal company?
Why did my husband explode?

1115
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:50,833
Get me out of here.

1116
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:53,083
- She's upset.
- She'll get over it.

1117
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:55,791
Or she may never ever recover
from the loss.

1118
01:01:55,875 --> 01:01:57,625
- Hmm.
- Look, there.

1119
01:01:57,708 --> 01:02:00,916
The milkmen, Russians,
and the Sucre boys.

1120
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,541
The noose is tightening.

1121
01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:04,833
Speaking of tightening,
is that the Taft candy suit?

1122
01:02:04,916 --> 01:02:07,396
- I took it in. What do you think?
- You're looking for a veto.

1123
01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,625
- Do it.
- Veto.

1124
01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:10,375
Fair.

1125
01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:12,250
Mascots, gather.

1126
01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:16,833
We have chafed under the yoke
of Kellogg's exploitation for too long.

1127
01:02:16,916 --> 01:02:19,958
I hear their new space rectangle
doesn't even have a mascot.

1128
01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:22,833
- They're phasing us out.
- Indeed they are, good Crackle.

1129
01:02:22,916 --> 01:02:26,000
And they never cut us in. I ask you this.

1130
01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:27,416
Without our faces,

1131
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:31,000
without our magic, what have you left?

1132
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:34,125
A cheap bag of horse feed
that we bring to life.

1133
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:37,750
I say we cry havoc
and let slip the dogs of war.

1134
01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,291
Are we getting dogs?

1135
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:41,916
No, no, simple Snap.

1136
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:46,500
The time has come for us to go on strike.

1137
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,750
Oh.

1138
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:52,250
But if we have a dog, should we bring it?

1139
01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:56,041
You know there's a back seat.

1140
01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:58,625
There's nothing back there.
This is where the action is.

1141
01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:03,625
Hey, what's going on over there?

1142
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:05,916
- Pull over.
- Oh, oh, oh.

1143
01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:13,875
<i>A Russian
military ship has been intercepted</i>

1144
01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:16,041
<i>off the coast of the United States.</i>

1145
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:20,416
<i>We believe it's illegal Cuban sugar
meant to destabilize a balanced breakfast.</i>

1146
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:22,541
- I tell you, the wife's a knockout.
- Yeah.

1147
01:03:22,625 --> 01:03:24,750
I got the boys working
on the Jackie O thing.

1148
01:03:24,833 --> 01:03:26,833
Her last name's Kennedy. What's that mean?

1149
01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:29,041
No, the shape of the cereal is an O.

1150
01:03:29,125 --> 01:03:30,791
Cheerios, Oreos, Jackie O's.

1151
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:34,125
He's talking about nuclear war,
you idiots.

1152
01:03:34,791 --> 01:03:38,333
<i>These spy photos clearly show
some giant nuclear missiles.</i>

1153
01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:39,875
<i>We're not too worried about that.</i>

1154
01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:42,833
<i>But if these ships
aren't immediately turned back,</i>

1155
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:44,583
<i>I may go ballistic.</i>

1156
01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,333
<i>Not necessarily nuclear missile ballistic.</i>

1157
01:03:47,416 --> 01:03:51,500
<i>It's more about how upset I am.
There's two kinds of ballistic.</i>

1158
01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:53,500
<i>There's emotional ballistic,</i>

1159
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:56,250
<i>and then there's
"everyone dies" ballistic.</i>

1160
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,875
- All right. That's it.
- Where you going?

1161
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:02,291
This ends now.

1162
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:04,125
<i>I know my way around a boat.</i>

1163
01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:07,458
<i>I was sickly as a child,
so they got me a dinghy.</i>

1164
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,791
How did it get this far?

1165
01:04:19,875 --> 01:04:21,875
It's breakfast. Things happen.

1166
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:26,583
- You know, we built that city right there.
- Inherited.

1167
01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:28,291
Inherited.

1168
01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:30,833
And our bickering threatens to destroy it.

1169
01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:34,375
I've decided to release your sugar.

1170
01:04:36,166 --> 01:04:38,375
I'll tell Khrushchev
not to blow up America.

1171
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,375
Will he listen to you?

1172
01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:44,041
Maybe, if I offer him
something valuable in return.

1173
01:04:44,666 --> 01:04:46,916
Would William Howard Taft's
candy suit work?

1174
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,333
I don't know what that is,
but I'll give it a whirl.

1175
01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,333
Give this a whirl.

1176
01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:55,583
<i>♪ Come on, everybody ♪</i>

1177
01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:57,000
What do you think?

1178
01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:58,875
<i>♪ Ah, you're looking good... ♪</i>

1179
01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:00,416
It's feral.

1180
01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:02,666
It's vulgar.

1181
01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:04,333
<i>♪ We're gonna do the twist... ♪</i>

1182
01:05:04,416 --> 01:05:05,416
I like it.

1183
01:05:06,041 --> 01:05:08,000
<i>♪ Come on, let's twist again... ♪</i>

1184
01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:11,333
- Maybe we built these cereal companies...
- Inherited.

1185
01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:14,500
...inherited these two
giant cereal companies

1186
01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:16,291
to get each other's attention.

1187
01:05:16,375 --> 01:05:17,541
Maybe we did.

1188
01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:19,166
<i>♪ Do you remember when things... ♪</i>

1189
01:05:19,250 --> 01:05:20,625
What are you afraid of?

1190
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,000
I'm not afraid.

1191
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:23,833
- What is that?
- What?

1192
01:05:23,916 --> 01:05:25,083
Oh!

1193
01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:29,333
That's just some new form of life we made
by accident that we're trying to catch

1194
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:30,666
so it doesn't reproduce.

1195
01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:32,708
- You made that? Where did it go?
- Eh...

1196
01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:34,375
Anyway, where were we?

1197
01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:35,500
Um...

1198
01:05:36,791 --> 01:05:38,458
Kind of in a weird mood now.

1199
01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:39,958
Wh...

1200
01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:47,375
Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey!
Edsel K has got to pay!

1201
01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:49,375
- What do we want?
- Dignity!

1202
01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:51,416
- When do we want it?
- Soon!

1203
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:52,500
What do we want?

1204
01:05:52,541 --> 01:05:55,208
Time to give those
trench-footed fur balls a poodle cut.

1205
01:05:55,291 --> 01:05:57,708
There is no lab,
there was no lab!

1206
01:05:57,791 --> 01:05:59,333
Now we know, and that is bad!

1207
01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:02,791
Never mind that. Whoever gets to
the shelves first is gonna win this thing.

1208
01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:04,500
All we need is a name.

1209
01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:08,333
Don't worry. I got a couple of
can't-miss Madison Avenue ad men coming.

1210
01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:10,166
What do we want?

1211
01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:12,791
Kellogg's.

1212
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,208
{\an8}When you hear it, it's more than a name.

1213
01:06:16,291 --> 01:06:19,291
It's the warm embrace of home, of family.

1214
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:23,250
And where does that family begin?
It begins with two beating hearts.

1215
01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,291
- Mmm.
- Like two pastries,

1216
01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:29,416
alone in the dark,
sharing a single foil wrapper.

1217
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:32,625
Imagine a husband home from work.

1218
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:35,458
His wife greets him at the door
wearing a satin négligée,

1219
01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:37,125
leads him to the bedroom

1220
01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:39,666
with one flick of a red polished nail...

1221
01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:44,000
she ignites the coiled heat
from a nearby toaster,

1222
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:48,166
which is also eager
to receive his now warm pastries.

1223
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,416
Gentlemen, I give you

1224
01:06:51,916 --> 01:06:54,750
the Jelle Jolie by Martine Margeaux.

1225
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:58,541
Uh, you know
we're a kids' cereal company, right?

1226
01:06:58,625 --> 01:06:59,958
If that's all you wanna be.

1227
01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:02,416
I've been in your town for six hours.
You know what I see?

1228
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,750
Dead trees and sad, lonely women.

1229
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:06,625
I mean, the choice is yours.

1230
01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,250
Raisin Bran and irrelevant

1231
01:07:08,875 --> 01:07:11,000
or provocative and revolutionary.

1232
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,791
Who notices dead trees?

1233
01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:14,291
Shut up, Herman.

1234
01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:15,541
Genius at work.

1235
01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:20,541
Also available with a naughty hint
of <i>chocolat,</i> Jelle Jolie Noir.

1236
01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:24,583
And, coming soon, Jelle Jolie Sensual.

1237
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,166
With no packet at all, for those who dare.

1238
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:29,875
Because his pleasure is also hers.

1239
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,083
- That's not actually true.
- Why not?

1240
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:38,000
So are we celebrating? Carve up some of
that Midwestern beef you're so famous for?

1241
01:07:38,083 --> 01:07:40,500
Maybe lasso ourselves
some thick-ankled Jelle Jolie

1242
01:07:40,583 --> 01:07:42,708
of our own in this dust bucket of a town?

1243
01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:44,125
Can... Can we think about it?

1244
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:47,166
I'd say yes, but I don't think
thinking is your strong suit.

1245
01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:51,583
Tell you what, I'll be retired on a bluff
overlooking Stinson Beach

1246
01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:54,708
while you're still genuflecting
before the god of mediocrity.

1247
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:57,041
- Roger.
- Glad I left the car running.

1248
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,791
Why are they so mean?
It's just advertising.

1249
01:08:00,875 --> 01:08:02,916
- I don't know.
- I don't get it.

1250
01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:04,541
What'd you just say?

1251
01:08:04,625 --> 01:08:06,291
Uh...

1252
01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:10,458
You will never swim the English Channel
and then drown in champagne.

1253
01:08:10,541 --> 01:08:12,416
No, I wo... I won't.

1254
01:08:14,208 --> 01:08:16,583
So, where the hell is this Swinson Lake?

1255
01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:19,916
What'd you just say?

1256
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,750
I think you heard me.

1257
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:25,041
- Why don't you come work for me?
- Forget it, Florsheim.

1258
01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:26,708
I don't come when I'm called.

1259
01:08:26,791 --> 01:08:27,791
Oh.

1260
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:29,541
I'll be calling you.

1261
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:34,375
- From a pay phone.
- I'll lend you the dime.

1262
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,125
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

1263
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:41,541
Good meeting.

1264
01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:44,458
Now who are we gonna get
to help us sell this thing?

1265
01:08:44,541 --> 01:08:46,291
I might know a couple guys.

1266
01:08:46,375 --> 01:08:47,583
And they're local.

1267
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:50,333
First I think we just wanna
thank you for your time today.

1268
01:08:50,416 --> 01:08:52,958
You're the experts.
But, uh, well, let's get started.

1269
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,750
"Fruit-Magoos." What?

1270
01:08:54,833 --> 01:08:55,833
No.

1271
01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:57,875
- "Heat 'Em Up and Eat 'Em Ups."
- No sale.

1272
01:08:57,958 --> 01:09:00,541
- "Oblong Nibblers." Mmm.
- Tough room.

1273
01:09:00,625 --> 01:09:04,000
- Look, the name is the game, people.
- If we like the name, we'll eat it.

1274
01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:06,125
Do you know if Post has a name for theirs?

1275
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:09,125
I believe they were going
back and forth between Fresh Flatties

1276
01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:10,458
and Dextrose Dillies.

1277
01:09:10,541 --> 01:09:12,291
- Oh man.
- Mmm, those are both strong.

1278
01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,458
Give me a minute.

1279
01:09:13,541 --> 01:09:14,916
Hi there. How you doing?

1280
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:18,708
How about you tell us
what those tasted like?

1281
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,750
The jelly, was it firm?

1282
01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:21,833
Was it oozy?

1283
01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:24,708
Did it coagulate?
Come on.

1284
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:26,333
I'm keeping this.

1285
01:09:27,375 --> 01:09:29,000
I know how to talk to kids.

1286
01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:34,750
We need to know the damn pectin content,
or I'll murder your family, your friends!

1287
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:36,958
- Take it easy.
- I'll drown your grandmother!

1288
01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:39,041
Why are you yelling like my dad?

1289
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,083
I wasn't yelling.

1290
01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:42,666
You're right. I was.

1291
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,166
- It was him.
- My God!

1292
01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,833
You wanna know the truth?

1293
01:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,875
I took one bite,

1294
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:51,041
and it blew the back of my head right off.

1295
01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:54,958
It was the most delicious piece of pastry
I've ever had, and I've had them all.

1296
01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:57,125
Well, you never had ours.

1297
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:58,625
Give it to her.

1298
01:10:04,833 --> 01:10:05,833
Try that.

1299
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:17,875
Is this a joke?

1300
01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:18,958
What?

1301
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,583
This tastes like their thing.
You guys made the same thing.

1302
01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:24,541
Everybody makes the same thing.
Coke and Pepsi. Ford and Chevy.

1303
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,333
- The important thing is the name.
- The name.

1304
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:29,476
The butt machine got Butchie!

1305
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,333
Ah!

1306
01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:33,000
My Rump Master!

1307
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:41,500
How many, Mr. Cabana?
How many more have to die?

1308
01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:44,875
- Get your hands off me.
- Butchie, are you okay?

1309
01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:47,458
He's fine.
Now, what are we gonna call this thing?

1310
01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:53,875
You've got your name right there.

1311
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:56,625
The first letter of each word.

1312
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,916
"Toaster Ready Anytime Treat."

1313
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,000
"Put On Plate."

1314
01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:02,083
"Trat Pop."

1315
01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:04,375
Trat Pop. I... I kinda like it.

1316
01:11:04,458 --> 01:11:05,958
Now, <i>that's</i> cool.

1317
01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:08,541
It's a secret code name, like UFO or NASA.

1318
01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:10,750
Or bra, booby restraining apparatus.

1319
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:14,375
- That is not what it means.
- I have reason to believe otherwise.

1320
01:11:14,458 --> 01:11:15,458
So do I.

1321
01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:17,250
What?

1322
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:19,583
Trat Pop.

1323
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:21,916
Let's see how it plays.

1324
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,125
<i>♪ Kellogg's Trat Pop ♪</i>

1325
01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:27,083
<i>♪ Yummy in the morning
Yummy at noon ♪</i>

1326
01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:29,125
<i>♪ Yummy in the evening
And under the moon ♪</i>

1327
01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:31,416
<i>♪ Kellogg's Trat Pop ♪</i>

1328
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,833
<i>♪ Toaster treat
Ready anytime you like to eat ♪</i>

1329
01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:38,125
<i>♪ Put on plate
Your tummy's gonna celebrate ♪</i>

1330
01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:41,416
<i>♪ Yummy, yummy, Kellogg's Trat Pop ♪</i>

1331
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,125
So?

1332
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,083
What do you think, EK?

1333
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,375
It's gold.

1334
01:11:53,458 --> 01:11:56,416
All that's left
is the routine certification

1335
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:58,916
by FDA rep Mr. Mike Puntz.

1336
01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:02,291
Well, that's the easy part.

1337
01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:10,250
That's nice.

1338
01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:13,333
But what about those mascots?

1339
01:12:13,416 --> 01:12:14,791
<i>Already dealt with.</i>

1340
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,291
Well, Mr. Kellogg,

1341
01:12:18,791 --> 01:12:20,958
I think you'll find this tiger

1342
01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:23,125
has claws.

1343
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,083
Let me out!

1344
01:12:36,166 --> 01:12:38,166
Give us more, Kellogg!

1345
01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:44,041
Give us more pay!
Give us more pay!

1346
01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,583
Cereal mascots,

1347
01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:48,458
and mascot patriots from across the land...

1348
01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:53,291
...gather ye, gather ye, one and all.

1349
01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,958
Fortify the perimeter.
I want maximum resistance.

1350
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,958
Send both security guards.

1351
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,875
- Where the hell is Puntz?
- I don't know.

1352
01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:05,958
- Oh, here we go.
- Good morning, everyone.

1353
01:13:06,041 --> 01:13:07,281
- Morning, Mike.
- Good morning.

1354
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:09,892
Sorry I'm late. They had me come
through the back like a plumber.

1355
01:13:09,916 --> 01:13:10,916
Let's go.

1356
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:14,083
- And I am... here?
- Here.

1357
01:13:14,166 --> 01:13:15,833
- Right here.
- Right here. Yeah.

1358
01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:18,208
There you go.
Let me just get you in there.

1359
01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:19,791
There we go.

1360
01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:22,208
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1361
01:13:22,291 --> 01:13:25,291
I have seen angry mobs
gather like this before.

1362
01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:27,666
Where was I?

1363
01:13:28,666 --> 01:13:31,875
Do you know
what they call us from up there?

1364
01:13:31,958 --> 01:13:33,041
No, what?

1365
01:13:34,083 --> 01:13:35,083
Felt hobos.

1366
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:39,083
And carpet critters.

1367
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,375
This pen was a gift from a colleague,

1368
01:13:43,458 --> 01:13:45,541
and it was, uh, an accidental gift.

1369
01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:46,875
- We don't care.
- So...

1370
01:13:46,958 --> 01:13:50,666
Little Debbie here has treats
and Desenex for any costume rash.

1371
01:13:51,166 --> 01:13:53,666
For it is time to fight.

1372
01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:54,625
Yeah!

1373
01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:59,458
Let us show them what happens
when cooler heads do not prevail.

1374
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:03,291
Yeah!

1375
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,041
Mr. Kellogg, you should see this.

1376
01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:07,916
{\an8}<i>I was told by a prominent
Kellogg's executive</i>

1377
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,458
{\an8}<i>that they had created
a mutant pasta creature by accident.</i>

1378
01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:13,875
{\an8}<i>I wouldn't eat anything
that company makes.</i>

1379
01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:16,541
{\an8}<i>And you're the chairman of Post,
their main competitor?</i>

1380
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:19,291
<i>Well, we used to be.
But now that our new product,</i>

1381
01:14:19,375 --> 01:14:22,041
<i>the Post Country Square,
has been certified,</i>

1382
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,375
<i>we'll be number one.</i>

1383
01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:28,208
They are about to certify
a product that will replace you.

1384
01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:29,416
Boo!

1385
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,708
No! No!

1386
01:14:30,791 --> 01:14:32,958
So you had better fight like hell,

1387
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:37,208
or you're not gonna
have a breakfast anymore!

1388
01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:40,583
Let the fur fly!

1389
01:14:40,666 --> 01:14:42,000
Yeah!

1390
01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:51,666
Get back!

1391
01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:57,583
Go! Go, little elf! Go!

1392
01:14:57,666 --> 01:15:00,125
<i>♪ In the beauty of the lilies ♪</i>

1393
01:15:00,625 --> 01:15:02,750
<i>♪ He was born across the sea ♪</i>

1394
01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:15,708
Strawberry.

1395
01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:20,166
- Ooh, blueberry.
- It's all one flavor, Mike.

1396
01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:23,541
- We just changed the colors.
- They've broken through the perimeter.

1397
01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:24,750
The tiger is pooping.

1398
01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:33,393
- Don't let me go!
- I'll never let you go!

1399
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:35,083
We belong together!

1400
01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:37,958
No!

1401
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:46,916
Remember this day, boys.

1402
01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,583
For this is our company now.

1403
01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:55,416
Snap, Crackle, and Pop, our mission here
is to stop the certification. Hunt Puntz.

1404
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,625
Hunt Puntz! Hunt Puntz!

1405
01:15:57,708 --> 01:16:00,083
I love you all.
You're all very special.

1406
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,541
When can you eat these?

1407
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:05,041
Is this a meal?

1408
01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:06,250
Is this a snack?

1409
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:09,250
It's not anything if you don't certify it.
Give me that stamper.

1410
01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:10,833
Oh.

1411
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:13,791
- Don't do it, Bob.
- You don't have the training.

1412
01:16:13,875 --> 01:16:15,583
To do what? This?

1413
01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:16,750
Too late.

1414
01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:18,583
Ha!

1415
01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:21,875
I guess there really
isn't that much to it.

1416
01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:23,458
We are undone, boys.

1417
01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:26,708
Undone by cruel fate.

1418
01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:27,833
It wasn't fate.

1419
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:32,083
You had to stop at Woolworth's
for a tooth necklace and Viking horns.

1420
01:16:32,166 --> 01:16:33,791
Be very careful, Crackle,

1421
01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:36,583
or I will take a horn
and joust you in the eye.

1422
01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:38,541
Dignified retreat.

1423
01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:42,833
Open or closed?

1424
01:16:42,916 --> 01:16:43,791
Closed.

1425
01:16:45,791 --> 01:16:46,791
Wait up.

1426
01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:50,625
You know,
this really is a terrific product.

1427
01:16:50,708 --> 01:16:51,625
Thank you.

1428
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,000
<i>♪ Cool Jerk... ♪</i>

1429
01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:58,208
"Don't you think you've had
enough to drink tonight, Walter?"

1430
01:16:58,291 --> 01:16:59,458
Not if you keep talking.

1431
01:16:59,541 --> 01:17:03,958
They really outdid themselves with
this one, Corky. It's called Silly Putty.

1432
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:08,000
It stretches, bounces, and by
some mechanism not yet fully understood,

1433
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:11,166
captures images of a printed page
when you smoosh it.

1434
01:17:11,250 --> 01:17:13,166
Just getting this now,
a riot at Kellogg's.

1435
01:17:13,250 --> 01:17:14,250
Ooh, let me see that.

1436
01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,791
When the ink is fresh,
it works really good.

1437
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:22,791
I pay the goddamn bills.

1438
01:17:22,875 --> 01:17:26,791
I'll drink as much
as I goddamn want to drink.

1439
01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:30,666
<i>Breaking news out of Battle Creek tonight.</i>

1440
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:33,416
<i>A violent mob of beloved cereal mascots</i>

1441
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:36,250
<i>attacking their own company
over a new product.</i>

1442
01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:37,500
<i>A product called...</i>

1443
01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:41,500
<i>Having trouble finding my notes here.</i>

1444
01:17:42,458 --> 01:17:44,750
<i>We're all a little rattled by this story.</i>

1445
01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:47,041
<i>Oh well. I guess I could just</i>

1446
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:48,916
read it off my Silly Putty.

1447
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:51,250
A product called

1448
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,666
<i>the Pop-Tart.</i>

1449
01:17:55,541 --> 01:17:57,208
- Wha...
- Wh... What did he just say?

1450
01:17:57,291 --> 01:17:59,916
- He called it a Pop-Tart.
- He read it backwards.

1451
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,500
Pop-Tart? It's Trat Pop.

1452
01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:04,708
Not anymore.
Forty million people just heard Pop-Tart.

1453
01:18:04,791 --> 01:18:07,208
That wizard-faced news monkey
screwed it up.

1454
01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:10,250
Isn't Pop-Tart a little too close
to Andy Warhol's pop art?

1455
01:18:10,333 --> 01:18:12,750
- Nobody will make that connection.
- I just did.

1456
01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:14,875
Pop-Tart.

1457
01:18:14,958 --> 01:18:15,958
Pop-Tart.

1458
01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:18,000
- I kinda like it.
- Yeah?

1459
01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:19,333
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1460
01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:20,333
No.

1461
01:18:20,416 --> 01:18:21,250
Yeah.

1462
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,625
- Yeah.
- What the hell's the difference?

1463
01:18:23,708 --> 01:18:25,833
Change the boxes
and get 'em on the trucks.

1464
01:18:25,916 --> 01:18:26,916
Pop-Tart.

1465
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:28,583
That's gonna sell.

1466
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,000
<i>♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪</i>

1467
01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:37,833
<i>♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best ♪</i>

1468
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:41,250
<i>♪ When I lay me down to die ♪</i>

1469
01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:45,166
<i>♪ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky ♪</i>

1470
01:18:46,083 --> 01:18:49,750
<i>- ♪ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky ♪
- ♪ Spirit in the sky ♪</i>

1471
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:53,583
<i>- ♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪
- ♪ When I die ♪</i>

1472
01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:56,250
<i>♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪</i>

1473
01:18:56,333 --> 01:19:00,708
<i>♪ I'm gonna go to the place
That's the best ♪</i>

1474
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:38,166
Talk to me.

1475
01:19:39,916 --> 01:19:42,166
What do you mean
you don't have any sales numbers?

1476
01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:44,375
Call me the second you do.

1477
01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:47,875
- What'd they say?
- Some kind of switchboard breakdown.

1478
01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:50,916
All the lines are flooded.
On the damn day we launch.

1479
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,208
All right, all right, calm down.
It might just be a botulism flare-up.

1480
01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:55,625
Oh, I hope it's botulism.

1481
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:58,375
I just rolled out
five million dollars' worth of Pop-Tarts.

1482
01:20:00,458 --> 01:20:03,291
You better have some numbers for me.
Spit it out!

1483
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:06,333
What?

1484
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,291
Really?

1485
01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:23,791
Oh my God.

1486
01:20:26,916 --> 01:20:28,291
So?

1487
01:20:28,375 --> 01:20:31,166
Did anybody buy the Pop-Tart?

1488
01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:35,541
Every store in
the continental United States

1489
01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:38,000
was cleaned out within 60 seconds.

1490
01:20:39,041 --> 01:20:39,875
What?

1491
01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:43,166
<i>It was like a locust attack.</i>

1492
01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:46,041
<i>Kids are doing anything
to get their hands on these Pop-Tarts.</i>

1493
01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:49,083
Six stock boys were bitten.
It's a feeding frenzy.

1494
01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,833
<i>It's the name.
No kid wants to be a square.</i>

1495
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,791
<i>And a square from the country? Forget it.</i>

1496
01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:58,375
We got to the moon.

1497
01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,875
The breakfast moon.

1498
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:04,458
These things are the greatest
two rectangles since the Ten Commandments.

1499
01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:09,000
Hmm!

1500
01:21:09,083 --> 01:21:10,458
What if we add frosting?

1501
01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:11,541
Ugh.

1502
01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:12,583
- Bad idea.
- Yeah.

1503
01:21:13,416 --> 01:21:16,500
<i>So Kellogg's was once again
the king of Battle Creek.</i>

1504
01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:18,864
<i>And everyone at the company was happy.</i>

1505
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,625
<i>Well, maybe not everyone.</i>

1506
01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:25,083
Mr. Ravenscroft, is it true
you are a role model for children?

1507
01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:28,000
Yes, Your... Majesty.

1508
01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:30,333
Well, what kind of role model defecates

1509
01:21:30,416 --> 01:21:33,875
in the hallway of one of America's most
beloved companies and yells out,

1510
01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:34,958
and I quote,

1511
01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:39,541
"I've got some Kel-logs for you"?

1512
01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:40,625
I regret that.

1513
01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:43,791
I had had a very
large bowl of Bran Flakes.

1514
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:47,000
<i>Harold von Braunhut
and Chef Boyardee raised Eric,</i>

1515
01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:49,250
<i>their pasta creature, as their own,</i>

1516
01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:51,250
<i>eventually finding out
they were ill-suited</i>

1517
01:21:51,333 --> 01:21:53,500
<i>to handle a rebellious teen ravioli.</i>

1518
01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:56,541
Eric! I told you
to put the pool cover back on.

1519
01:21:56,625 --> 01:21:58,291
Go to hell.

1520
01:21:58,375 --> 01:22:02,291
- You hear the way your son talks to me?
- Oh, when he talks back, he's my son?

1521
01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:05,875
Oh, you want to have
this fight again, huh?

1522
01:22:05,958 --> 01:22:09,541
<i>Tom Carvel and Jack LaLanne realized
they were both part of the same hypocrisy,</i>

1523
01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,833
<i>so they opened stores side by side.</i>

1524
01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:13,916
- I thin 'em out.
- And I pack it back on.

1525
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,791
<i>UNIVAC was drafted
and shipped to Vietnam,</i>

1526
01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:20,291
<i>where, according to those
who served under him,</i>

1527
01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:22,791
<i>his ideas became even more unsound.</i>

1528
01:22:24,041 --> 01:22:25,375
<i>The horror.</i>

1529
01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:28,250
<i>After Bobby Kennedy
squeezed the udders on big milk,</i>

1530
01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:31,750
<i>conspiracy theorists pointed
to frame 263 of the Zapruder film,</i>

1531
01:22:31,833 --> 01:22:35,833
<i>which appeared to show someone
delivering milk to a very strange place,</i>

1532
01:22:35,916 --> 01:22:37,333
<i>a grassy knoll.</i>

1533
01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:40,416
<i>Marjorie Post,
one of the first women CEOs,</i>

1534
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,500
<i>became an icon of female empowerment,</i>

1535
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:45,541
{\an8}<i>ultimately building a lasting monument
to feminism,</i>

1536
01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:47,833
{\an8}<i>which she named Mar-a-Lago.</i>

1537
01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:53,500
<i>In the end,
Stan vetoed Kellogg's, her career,</i>

1538
01:22:53,583 --> 01:22:55,375
<i>and pretty much the whole culture.</i>

1539
01:22:55,875 --> 01:22:57,958
Stan? You can't park here.

1540
01:22:58,041 --> 01:23:01,583
- You're such a square, man.
- What the hell are you eating?

1541
01:23:01,666 --> 01:23:03,916
Something I invented called granola.

1542
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,458
And it's gonna bury you!

1543
01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:08,583
That's not bad.

1544
01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:10,833
Get a job!

1545
01:23:10,916 --> 01:23:14,625
<i>Not only was I able to send my kids
to a multi-hundred-dollar college...</i>

1546
01:23:14,708 --> 01:23:18,375
- Nice sod.
<i>- ...I had enough left over for sod.</i>

1547
01:23:19,166 --> 01:23:23,083
<i>And thanks to the super success
of the Pop-Tart, even I was famous.</i>

1548
01:23:25,416 --> 01:23:27,958
Nice to meet you, Bob.
Looks like you got a winner here.

1549
01:23:28,041 --> 01:23:32,541
Well, we love breakfast at Kellogg's,
and we felt it was time for something new.

1550
01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:34,833
Mmm. Now, why... why the rectangle shape?

1551
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:37,276
Well, the pentagram was taken, Johnny.

1552
01:23:37,333 --> 01:23:38,333
By the devil.

1553
01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:40,500
<i>Like everything else
in the cereal world,</i>

1554
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,500
<i>there was always a surprise inside.</i>

1555
01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:47,500
It's Andy Warhol, creator of pop art.

1556
01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:50,625
Your 15 minutes is up, Cabana.

1557
01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:53,958
Only I can be derivative.

1558
01:23:57,833 --> 01:24:00,500
<i>And thanks
to Stan's titanium foil packet,</i>

1559
01:24:00,583 --> 01:24:01,708
I was okay.

1560
01:24:01,791 --> 01:24:05,250
So I'm to believe
the Pop-Tart packet could stop a bullet?

1561
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:07,250
I'm here, aren't I?

1562
01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:10,333
And that little ravioli creature,
what the hell was that?

1563
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:17,625
Ah. I was just having some fun with you.
Anyway, I think someone's here to see you.

1564
01:24:17,708 --> 01:24:20,500
- Mom! Dad!
- Come on, George. It's time to go home.

1565
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:23,750
All right,
we'll get you those X-ray specs.

1566
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,916
Yay!

1567
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:26,000
Thank you.

1568
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,000
Hey.

1569
01:24:29,458 --> 01:24:31,375
Mom, did you see that?

1570
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:32,458
Come on.

1571
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,416
Wait, what was that?

1572
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,833
Steve Schwinn, are you there?

1573
01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,291
- Oh ****!
- Oh!

1574
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:43,000
{\an8}<i>♪ But somehow it wasn't ever enough... ♪</i>

1575
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:46,000
{\an8}What works for us is choo-choo trains
and <i>Snagglepuss.</i>

1576
01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:48,458
{\an8}Yeah, I'll get right to work
on <i>Snagglepuss.</i>

1577
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:50,333
They're so...

1578
01:24:53,291 --> 01:24:54,833
{\an8}<i>♪ The moment we connected... ♪</i>

1579
01:24:54,916 --> 01:24:57,625
{\an8}I want <i>Deputy Dawg</i> and <i>Snagglepuss.</i>

1580
01:24:57,708 --> 01:24:59,458
Oh, come on, Marge...

1581
01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:04,458
{\an8}<i>♪ I can't keep myself together
When the heat is hot... ♪</i>

1582
01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:06,083
{\an8}We literally have one job.

1583
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,833
{\an8}<i>♪...just the way I like it ♪</i>

1584
01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:10,000
{\an8}<i>♪ Please... ♪</i>

1585
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:16,166
{\an8}You wanna go, Carvel?

1586
01:25:18,916 --> 01:25:22,500
{\an8}<i>♪ You've got all the lovin' I need ♪</i>

1587
01:25:22,583 --> 01:25:24,541
{\an8}<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1588
01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:26,750
{\an8}<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1589
01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:29,125
{\an8}<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1590
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:30,208
<i>♪ Heat ♪</i>

1591
01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:32,375
{\an8}<i>♪ Ooh... ♪</i>

1592
01:25:32,458 --> 01:25:33,666
{\an8}Karajeana.

1593
01:25:33,750 --> 01:25:34,750
{\an8}Karajeana.

1594
01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:35,708
No. Karajeana.

1595
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:37,666
He had a girl named Karajeana.

1596
01:25:38,958 --> 01:25:40,541
<i>♪...reason, uh-uh ♪</i>

1597
01:25:40,625 --> 01:25:43,541
<i>♪ 'Cause you know they all
Just pretty much taste the same ♪</i>

1598
01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:48,458
<i>♪ And nothing ever had a season, uh-uh ♪</i>

1599
01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:51,041
{\an8}<i>♪ Strawberry, Blueberry, Real plain
Those the names ♪</i>

1600
01:25:51,125 --> 01:25:52,125
{\an8}<i>♪ Those the names... ♪</i>

1601
01:25:52,208 --> 01:25:56,583
{\an8}Fruit flabby... **** fritters,
whatever the **** they're called.

1602
01:25:57,583 --> 01:26:00,916
This is a comedy. I get it. Sorry.
I thought I was trying to win an award.

1603
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:04,500
<i>♪ I can't keep myself together
When the heat is hot, come on ♪</i>

1604
01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:06,333
<i>♪ Sprinkles and icing ♪</i>

1605
01:26:06,416 --> 01:26:08,291
{\an8}<i>♪ Just the way I like it ♪</i>

1606
01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:10,166
{\an8}<i>- ♪ Please... ♪
- ♪ Please... ♪</i>

1607
01:26:10,250 --> 01:26:12,000
Give up the tarts, old man!

1608
01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:16,625
<i>♪ Yeah, I want it
Every single day of the week... ♪</i>

1609
01:26:16,708 --> 01:26:18,958
Slow down!

1610
01:26:19,041 --> 01:26:20,291
Mike Diamond.

1611
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:21,458
Frosty Tips.

1612
01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:23,958
No? Frosty Farms. Friendly Farms.

1613
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,041
"Frosty Tips."

1614
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,958
<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1615
01:26:28,041 --> 01:26:29,583
<i>♪ Heat ♪</i>

1616
01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:31,916
{\an8}<i>♪ I need food that's made
By robots, baby ♪</i>

1617
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,708
{\an8}<i>♪ Heat ♪</i>

1618
01:26:33,791 --> 01:26:35,708
{\an8}<i>♪ Not some top chef hot shot lady ♪</i>

1619
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:37,541
{\an8}<i>- ♪ Heat ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

1620
01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:40,541
{\an8}<i>♪ I put a full slice
In my drop top lately, hey ♪</i>

1621
01:26:40,625 --> 01:26:42,583
{\an8}<i>♪ I leave it on my favorite setting ♪</i>

1622
01:26:42,666 --> 01:26:45,458
<i>♪ You know it's three ♪</i>

1623
01:26:45,541 --> 01:26:48,625
<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning heat ♪</i>

1624
01:26:48,708 --> 01:26:53,208
{\an8}<i>♪ I want it every single day of the week ♪</i>

1625
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:56,750
{\an8}<i>♪ You've got all the lovin' I need ♪</i>

1626
01:26:56,833 --> 01:26:59,208
{\an8}<i>♪ Come on, give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1627
01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:01,333
{\an8}<i>♪ Please ♪</i>

1628
01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:03,791
{\an8}<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning heat ♪</i>

1629
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:05,208
{\an8}<i>♪ I want that heat ♪</i>

1630
01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:09,083
{\an8}<i>♪ Every single day of the week ♪</i>

1631
01:27:09,166 --> 01:27:12,041
{\an8}<i>♪ You've got all the lovin' I need ♪</i>

1632
01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:15,125
<i>♪ Oh, give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1633
01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:16,875
<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1634
01:27:16,958 --> 01:27:19,500
<i>♪ Give me that sweet morning ♪</i>

1635
01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:20,500
<i>♪ Heat ♪</i>