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在历史中某个时间点

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有个人制造出一颗小球
并对另一个人说...

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我应该能把这球踢到你身后

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好啊 来吧

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人们超爱这种玩法

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以致于设计一整个草场
来进行这种足球运动

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然后 观众开始将心思投入到

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足球运动的赛果中

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射门...

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进球得分

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- 进球得分
- 进球得分

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由于倾注了太多的感情

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人们开始崇拜起自己最喜爱的球队

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将球队刺在身上

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花钱到场观赏球队赢球

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或输球

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真后悔把感情投入在他们身上

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无论胜负

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足球赛事的目的是凝聚人心

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只是有时事与愿违

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{\an8}这是我们住的星球 有点斜

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{\an8}绕着一颗恒星公转

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{\an8}我们设法为生活定义

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{\an8}有些定义可能很奇怪

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{\an8}我们只知道我们存在

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{\an8}瞬间再度陷入迷惘 穿上袜子有助于解压

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{\an8}快乐与哀愁 勇气与恐惧

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{\an8}好奇与愤怒 同在一个危机四伏的星球上

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{\an8}从现在起 没有奇怪 只有更怪

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(改编自纳坦派尔系列漫画)

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{\an8}(嚎神队 纽特队 0比0)

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{\an8}进入中场休息

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(嚎神队)

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- 还不至于令人失望
- 球队还没输呢

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这对我来说是胜利的声音

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嗨 姐

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你迟到了

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虽然迟到了 但我给爷爷带了些礼物

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我可没必要送任何礼物

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比起你 他更喜欢我的陪伴

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这个话题我不想聊

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彼此彼此

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亲爱的

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你和你常送我的巧克力一样甜

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我们还是继续看球赛吧

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这次不能看其他节目吗?

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这个时段应该有一部
非常精彩的野生动物纪录片

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不行

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这是我们球队对战宿敌纽特队的赛事

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他说得对

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这是很重要的比赛

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支持本地球队是传统

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无论他们的表现有多不济

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既然你们俩都这么说 好吧

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但你们将错过大自然的新奇景象

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人才堡城嚎神队
对战新平原城纽特队的赛事稍后马上回来

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先来观赏赞助商的广告片吧

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嗨 也许你们都熟知我是职业足球选手

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但其实我还是宇航员

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飞机驾驶员和职业棒球手

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开卷有益

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怎么说呢?如果你对阅读感兴趣
那就来一趟图书馆吧

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今天就来借书吧

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把书带回家 不看也没关系

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没什么好难为情的

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这地方简直太棒了

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我觉得他们搞错目标观众群了吧

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是吗?你不也是观众吗?

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阅读有益无弊

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但如果你能放下书
跟我们一起为嚎神队加油

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那就再好不过了

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相信你也会由衷地喜欢的

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好耶

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嚎神队加油

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这两支球队还真让我们喘不过气啊

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可不是嘛 这种程度的奔跑和专注

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干脆让我们加入球队好了

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我也希望我们的薪资跟这些球员一样高

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裁判们正在激烈地讨论这个判决

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人们家里都没张贴着我们的海报

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这就是我们的命啊

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这是手球犯规 对吧?

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难道他们不知道这是“足球”吗?
怎么用起手来了呢?

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看来纽特队41号球员

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被判手球犯规了

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机会来了

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是啊 失望的机会来了 正如以往每一场比赛

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没错 但也有可能是欢喜若狂的机会 值得一试

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你显然没意识到自己错过了什么

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嚎神队正在球场上疾驰

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厉害

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可是 球被纽特队抢走了

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可惜了

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- 裁判 快看啊
- 假摔

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现在吹哨也太迟了吧

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这位裁判要去检查视力了

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这位球员显然是在演戏

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比赛早就该结束了

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如何判决?

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我的视线被鸟儿阻挡了

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- 但好像有球员摔跤了?
- 我看不清楚

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但如果你是这么想的
那就相信自己的直觉吧

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直觉 你怎么看?

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就吹罚绊倒犯规吧

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有球员被绊倒了

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判罚任意球

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纽特队在伤停补时尾声
获得一次任意球机会

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- 太难以置信了吧
- 什么?

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我平常很容易被蒙混过去的
但这次我不服

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进球

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比赛结束

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比赛被裁判搞砸了

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裁判受过严格训练
知道被鸟阻挡视线该怎么处理

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因此我们相信他们能做出合理的判断

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这个凭直觉的判罚简直错得离谱

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这种反转真令人气馁

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但这也是人们热爱足球的原因
充满戏剧性冲突

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误判...

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这位裁判还是考虑转行吧

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观众都盯着他们看呢

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但他们却把目光放在不对的地方

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在家观赏的嚎神队球迷肯定失望透顶了

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简直失望透顶了

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嚎神队还是老样子

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总有办法伤透我们的心

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心情都跌落谷底了

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起码这是你们自找的

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纽特队真差劲

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纽特队其实挺厉害的

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正如大部分动物 懂得顺应环境

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你可以从他们身上学到很多

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是啊 如果你肯多花点时间跟人相处

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也懂得分辨人什么时候
想听有关动物的学问

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只是这种时刻少之又少

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除非你指的是某些足球队

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理解动物比看一群人把球踢来踢去
更有意义

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它们也是活在一个适者生存的竞赛环境中

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输的队伍就会被淘汰

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够了

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我已经老了 就快死了

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所以拜托你们别吵了

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你快死了?

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是啊 我年纪都这么大了

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随时都会死

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如果你们在我死前还没和好
那我就是被你们害死的

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这说法没道理啊

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我们现阶段的关系再合理不过了

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即便他有不足之处 我也接受了

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例如对足球保持某种病态的狂热

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我也接受她希望
自己生来是野生动物的念头

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这还不够吗?

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不行

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你们姐弟俩应该好好腾出时间相处

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去理解彼此的兴趣

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嚎神队今晚以惨败收场

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我们来看重播

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这些鸟儿对我们在它们的自然栖息地上

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建造体育馆感到不满

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我绝对不想成为那个搞砸比赛的裁判

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别听他们怎么说

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人人都会犯错

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我令大家失望了

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不能这么说

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你只是让半数球迷失望而已

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感谢你的安慰 但明显是我误判了

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现在我连穿哪双袜子都拿不定主意

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那我们为你做主如何?

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穿上这双

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一起去零心情吧喝一杯吧

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马上给我来一杯

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{\an8}敬我们最强的裁判

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也为提醒我们能力不足的倒霉事干杯

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喝再多酒也浇不灭明天赛后检讨委员会

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给我带来的烦恼

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最糟糕的结果是什么呢?叫你转行吗?

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还是你突然死掉?

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我完蛋了

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抱歉 我们不太会安慰人

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我们都是裁判 看到犯规马上吹哨

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只是你这次的情况好像并非如此

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都说我不太会安慰人了 对不起

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不用担心

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更可怕的错我也犯过

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有一次我忘记自己是裁判
接到球员传来的球 还进球了

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骗人的吧

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那只是一场梦

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赛后检讨委员会还不断夸我踢得好呢

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我相信委员绝不会夸赞我的误判行为

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你不会有事的

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我们会不断鼓励你

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打扰一下 裁判

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看到你在众人面前误判 那个画面太美了

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谢了

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我来是为了安抚爷爷

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我可不想内疚一辈子

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很高兴你来了

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跟我来吧

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这是人才堡城内一处受保护的区域

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这座山上有些植物
可能已经有千年以上的历史了

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天啊 老树 真令人惊叹啊

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我能理解的

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人们很容易把这种地方视为理所当然

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我们每天庸庸碌碌

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往往忽略不在眼前的事物

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你觉得欣赏森林风景是有趣的事

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是因为你没接触过足球

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这只是冰山一角

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看得越多 理解得越多

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只注意树

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就跟只注意足球场上的草地没两样

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试着用宏观来看待大自然

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这是森林

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我只看到树和动物

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真不知道你怎么会把大自然
与足球联想在一起

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我喜欢把到这座森林里踏青
想像成回到从前

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被人类占据前 这里是动物的栖息地

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它们从来没有离开过

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大自然中存在着
互利共生与自利竞争的角力

219
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形成一种美好和谐的关系
就像你所爱的足球运动

220
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所以你要我相信动植物的运作方式

221
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和足球运动员一样?

222
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对 没错

223
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别过去

224
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这群狼在捍卫它们的领地和捕猎

225
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二对三

226
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那两只鹿死定了

227
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狼群捕猎会不会成功呢?

228
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鹿逃脱了

229
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看到了吗?那只鹿躲过了狼的攻击

230
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你终于懂了

231
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狼群在策划新一轮攻势

232
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但两只鹿已经布置好强大的防御阵型

233
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它们显然不是第一次对峙了

234
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狼群竟然败下阵来

235
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真没想到啊

236
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:21,371
感谢你对这种有趣的现象产生由衷的兴趣

237
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,624
别感谢得太早

238
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,376
我马上带你去体验大量的足球训练

239
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,837
你说是动物的行为教会了我们足球

240
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,089
还是我们发明足球是为了避免

241
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,217
互相斗争和伤害?

242
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两者皆是吧

243
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坐吧

244
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,184
你们俩怎么也来了?

245
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,977
我们想来支持你一下

246
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你可以的

247
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,189
我们开门见山吧

248
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:51,193
你做出了一个直接影响赛果的裁决

249
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:55,906
为了确保这种事不会再重演
我们必须给予适当的处分

250
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因此 我们强制要求你重新考证

251
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,998
请交出口哨 考试及格后再交还给你

252
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:11,004
如果他必须重新考证
那我们也得被送去重新考证

253
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肃静

254
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不行

255
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,051
下一场比赛不能没有裁判

256
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,761
那是你们的事了

257
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,137
他是不是被降职了?

258
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,348
绝对不是 除非他考不及格

259
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,600
到时何止被降职

260
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,310
还会被革职

261
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,187
但你没必要担心

262
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,731
你是个出色的裁判 我们相信你的实力

263
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,071
还真振奋人心啊

264
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,907
我终于理解你为什么如此热爱足球了

265
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,117
好 行了

266
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,994
你试试射门吧

267
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,913
好啊 这样应该没那么沉闷了

268
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厉害

269
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,586
你这个新手只是侥幸罢了

270
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把球踢回来

271
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,005
看看是不是侥幸

272
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,174
某人越玩越起劲了

273
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,092
我只是享受比你更出色的感觉

274
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,138
看来是侥幸没错

275
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:04,474
想要过我这关 腿还得再使点力

276
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,018
放马过来

277
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,522
好痛 搞什么?

278
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,399
踢得好 驴脑

279
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对不起

280
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你瞧我这力道

281
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,070
这是什么意思?

282
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,448
你用球踢我们
是因为我们是纽特队的球迷吗?

283
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,034
你们球队技不如人不是我们的错

284
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,285
我们不是故意的

285
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,369
对不起

286
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,289
- 你们就该感到抱歉
- 纽特队确实是强队

287
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:30,000
只可惜球员个个都是作弊惯犯

288
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,628
要不是裁判误判 你们球队是不可能赢的

289
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,046
果然是嚎神队球迷

290
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明明技不如人 却总是找借口

291
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,343
真可笑

292
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:43,555
听说和纽特队有关的一切都是二流的
球迷也不例外

293
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,809
- 你搞什么?
- 听好 饭圈乱象不可取

294
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,561
我们压根不认识彼此

295
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:53,815
但你们却按照虚妄的饭圈立场
对我们的人格罔下判断

296
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,400
我可是真粉啊

297
00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,072
我喜欢纽特对的标志和色彩
也欣赏球队的高贵气派

298
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,490
那我们何不来点刺激的?

299
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,867
在我们可以控制的范围内解决双方的争议

300
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:04,952
来一场非正式比赛

301
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,120
看看哪支球队的球迷更有实力

302
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,914
好啊

303
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,459
嘿 听好 我有时说话很过分 那是我不对

304
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,503
但你这也太过了

305
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,588
不会 这样很好 我们踢球吧

306
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,006
我懂了 球场上的戏剧性冲突

307
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,468
那种竞争和追求伟大胜利的原始热忱

308
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,763
我们可以化为真正的嚎神队
拟订战略 携手取胜

309
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,933
- 你是认真的?
- 是啊

310
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,644
我知道赢得球赛只是一种虚荣
以得知自己在一场

311
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,355
毫无意义的虚构赛事中占上风为荣
但足球确实好玩

312
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:37,693
好吧 虽然这话有点自负的意味 但你开始说我听得懂的话了

313
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,986
来吧

314
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,279
三球定胜负

315
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,363
怎么样?

316
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,449
你们这些嚎神队球迷想重演
昨晚嚎神队输给我们的戏码吗?

317
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,743
来吧

318
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,662
输球戏码就免了

319
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,664
我在工作时误判局势

320
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,748
(心理咨询和治疗服务)

321
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,542
导致球迷们不断对我恶言相向

322
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,879
人有时会对他们支持的球队
表现出过分的狂热

323
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,131
我相信他们不是有意让你难受的

324
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,800
他们很可能只是想表达对裁决不公的感受

325
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,385
我们应进一步探讨你难受的原因

326
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,678
你可以多聊聊这部分吗?

327
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,597
我感到很害怕

328
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:10,017
毕竟他们确实说出了我心里的话

329
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:13,270
感觉我内在的不安全感都被他们说中了

330
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,314
说我判断能力不好

331
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,316
说我的判断都是错的

332
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,443
如今高层要我去考证

333
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,070
考证结果将决定我的去留

334
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,906
我对这次的考试不太有信心

335
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:27,075
人时不时都会质疑自己的能力

336
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,285
没有人是完美的

337
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,494
人人都会犯错

338
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,122
这不也是足球赛事的引人入胜之处吗?

339
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,666
你有必要记住自己是个努力上进

340
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,211
尽忠职守的职业裁判

341
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,422
如果你不符合资格 当初就不会被录用

342
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,507
我想是吧

343
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,842
那你当初为什么要成为裁判呢?

344
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:49,598
是 我就是热爱足球运动 即兴和变幻莫测的特征

345
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,601
球员们神奇般的体能都活灵活现地

346
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,394
出现在我眼前

347
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,813
我小的时候

348
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,733
就知道我想成为职业足球运动的一分子了

349
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,110
我以前常跟爷爷一起看球赛

350
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:07,074
记得当时被场上吹口哨、手持计时表

351
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,910
确保双方公平竞争的裁判深深吸引

352
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,288
他们是大公无私、维护规则的和平使者

353
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,624
他们的体能可媲美球员

354
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:19,670
确保双方在和谐的氛围下较量

355
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,507
意识到自己的梦想是什么
感觉是不是很棒?

356
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,050
不容易啊

357
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,178
自我怀疑时 提醒自己过往的成就

358
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,430
我相信你可以的

359
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,515
谢谢

360
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,016
我想我已经准备好了

361
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,024
- 进球得分
- 进球得分

362
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,485
搞什么?

363
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,112
你应该防御才对

364
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,781
你应该进攻才对

365
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,533
好 不如这样吧

366
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,784
我们分工合作

367
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,869
我负责射门

368
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:55,372
你先带球 看我无人防守时 就马上把球传给我

369
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,249
把球传给我

370
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,584
我有机会进球

371
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,339
- 进球得分
- 进球得分 老兄 厉害

372
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,092
我不明白你为什么
要让我们陷入这种难堪的局面

373
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,761
你从不听别人劝告 老诋毁我的兴趣

374
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,805
就当是我不对吧

375
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,182
我以为我有机会进球

376
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,767
我们还玩不玩?还是你们打算吵一整晚?

377
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,186
是啊 这球赛好闷

378
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:20,189
我是答应帮你们记分换冰淇淋
但这也太不值了

379
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,648
再请你吃一份热软糖就是了

380
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,733
我们就快赢了

381
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:28,864
(我们依然相信你的直觉)

382
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,073
我们相信你

383
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,158
加油 你是冠军

384
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,660
各位裁判 欢迎你们

385
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,121
今天我们将测试你们的能力

386
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,040
我们设计了一个独特的试验场

387
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,418
这个试验场将决定
你们能不能再次获得裁判认证

388
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:45,797
你们必须在最极端的压力
与最容易分心的情况下

389
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,133
表现出最强的判决能力

390
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,512
你们个个都要完成
我们设计的独特障碍跑程

391
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,972
开始之前 我可以问个问题吗?

392
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,350
这不符合规矩 但我允许

393
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,478
好吧 裁判的职务是判罚犯规的球员

394
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,148
但裁判本身却不允许犯错

395
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,359
你们不觉得这很讽刺吗?

396
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,319
- 好深奥
- 我的脑袋都炸开了

397
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:09,863
冷静

398
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,741
竟敢制造混乱 那就先考你吧

399
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,911
虽然还不知道要怎么应对
但我相信我一定会满分过关

400
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,246
我欣赏你的自信

401
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,413
出列

402
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,749
来吧

403
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,252
口哨响起后 你就要穿过重重障碍

404
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,880
边展现体能边就你所看到的模拟犯规行为

405
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,341
做出适当的判决

406
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,849
每漏掉一项体能测试或判决

407
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,392
我们就会撕掉一个布条

408
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,561
连失两个布条后就宣告失败

409
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,604
记住 要为一切情况做好准备

410
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,319
正确

411
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,200
不对 举起红牌才对

412
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:02,833
好惨

413
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,627
不会有人想看到这种画面

414
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,879
下一个轮到谁?

415
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:09,047
- 别选我 别叫我 你看不到我
- 拜托别选我

416
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,133
就你吧 明显压力很大的那个

417
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,010
- 我吗?
- 不是我

418
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,762
紧张得要命的那个 轮到你了

419
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,017
我们相信你

420
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,518
小心鸟儿

421
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,229
你可以的

422
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,522
预备

423
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,445
很好

424
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,908
很好 正确

425
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,706
分心

426
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,711
如果无法继续下去 就算你失败了

427
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,048
你曾经是合格裁判 你还是可以做到的

428
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,634
你热爱足球

429
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:54,843
你可以的

430
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:01,850
正确

431
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,521
正确

432
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:11,860
躲得好

433
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,155
终极考验

434
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,079
加油

435
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,917
恶意犯规

436
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,007
正确

437
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,554
太好了 我们就只知道你会成功

438
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,347
骗你的 我们刚才担心死了

439
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,058
恭喜你 你体现出了过人的胆识

440
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,310
很高兴看到你克服重重障碍

441
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,354
你再次取得了裁判认证

442
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,438
谢谢

443
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,440
我等不及再次回到球场上了

444
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,986
好吧 情势不妙

445
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,405
我们落后两分 你不能再搞事了

446
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,949
两分不算什么

447
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,367
那不是分数

448
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,578
而且在足球中 两分可是很多分了

449
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,872
听好 这是个错

450
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,999
我试着让你去理解我深感兴趣的活动

451
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,417
结果你完全听不进去

452
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,711
我的兴趣不应该让我们姐弟离心的

453
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:11,795
你的兴趣?

454
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,549
我先前让你见识到森林的奥妙
看来你已经忘得一干二净了

455
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,301
你怎么就不听我说呢?

456
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,097
我们的团队精神很糟糕 是吧?

457
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,808
糟糕透顶了

458
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:30,814
看来我们只会永远这样下去了
爷爷真要抱憾而终了

459
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,319
不会的 我们可以赢的

460
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,779
如果不是为了彼此 就是为了爷爷

461
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,073
为了爷爷

462
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,327
我们模仿鹿的战略

463
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,913
你听进去了

464
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,164
你知道该怎么做了

465
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,377
- 你们放弃了?
- 没有 我们只是在热身

466
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:57,966
嘿

467
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,720
- 好
- 好

468
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,223
奏效了

469
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,599
鹿来了

470
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,730
鹿来了

471
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:13,899
这是怎么回事?

472
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:16,693
我们做到了

473
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,612
太好了 为了爷爷

474
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:19,696
为了彼此

475
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,367
好了 接下来要认真踢...

476
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,701
- 什么?
- 嘿 什么?

477
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,711
- 好耶
- 好耶

478
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,298
鹿队胜

479
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,260
没想到我们真做到了

480
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,554
好吧 踢得漂亮

481
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:44,847
你们表现得很好

482
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,932
但还是改变不了嚎神队是烂球队的事实

483
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:48,976
太好了

484
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,318
你们都看到他犯规吧?

485
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,820
绝对是红牌

486
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,697
很高兴你回来了

487
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,074
罚得好

488
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,034
判得好

489
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,329
看来这位裁判状态回勇了

490
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,915
判得好

491
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:15,586
你早就到了

492
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,172
我可不想错过开场

493
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,340
抱一个

494
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,592
姐 很高兴见到你

495
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,510
这次嚎神队迎战大蜂队

496
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,763
我读过一些文章指出
有些蜜蜂的刺针只能用一次

497
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:30,392
他们竟然用这么脆弱的动物来给球队取名

498
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:35,647
看到我两个孙子相处融洽 我满心欢喜

499
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:39,151
感谢你们愿意听爷爷的话

500
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,737
如今我可以开开心心地去了

501
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,323
爷爷

502
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,617
爷爷?

503
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:47,701
我还活着

504
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,203
别紧张 我只是需要小睡一下

505
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,456
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