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在歷史上的某個時刻

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有個生物製造出了一個小球
然後對另一個生物說...

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我打賭我能把球踢過你在的地方

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好啊,有何不可?

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生物們超愛這個概念

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他們將整片地奉獻給這個踢球的活動

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然後旁觀者們開始對踢球的結果

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投入了情感

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把球踢進去...

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進球

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- 進球
- 進球

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他們投入的感情多到

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生物們開始證明
自己對最愛的隊伍有多忠誠

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去把墨水刺在身上

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以及花錢讓自己出席隊伍的獲勝時刻

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或落敗時刻

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真是後悔我投入了情感

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無論結果如何

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這些比賽的目的是凝聚生物們

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不過情況並非每次都如意

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{\an8}這是我們星球,它有一點點傾斜

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{\an8}繞著一顆恆星轉

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{\an8}我們找到賦予生命意義的方法

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{\an8}有些看起來很奇怪

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{\an8}我們只知道自己活著

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{\an8}而且時間不長,所以活在當下吧

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{\an8}喜悅與悲傷,勇敢與恐懼

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{\an8}好奇與憤怒,在充滿危險的星球上

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{\an8}一切就要開始變得越來越奇怪

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《異星妙世界》

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(改編自內森派爾系列書籍)

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{\an8}(嚎叫獸隊:0,蠑螈隊:0)

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{\an8}現在是中場,恢復體力的休息時間

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(嚎叫獸隊)

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- 現在還沒什麼需要失望的
- 我們沒有輸

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在我看來就是贏了

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哈囉,手足

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妳遲到了

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我也許遲到了,但我給我們的
年長生命給予者帶了東西來

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我什麼也不需要帶過來

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比起妳,他更喜歡我的陪伴

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我可不懷念這種話

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我跟妳一樣

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我的寶貝啊

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妳就跟妳總是帶來給我的可可片一樣甜

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我們何不繼續看腳球比賽?

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就不能偶爾看看別的節目嗎?

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應該有一部很棒的野生動物紀錄片喔

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才不要

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這是對戰宿敵蠑螈隊的比賽

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他說得對

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這是一場重要的比賽

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為我們在地的球隊加油是傳統

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不管他們有多爛

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好啦,如果你們兩個都想看的話

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但你們會錯過大自然的神奇

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我們將回到生物堡嚎叫獸隊
對戰新地方菲爾德蠑螈隊的比賽

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現在先讓我們的贊助商說幾句話

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嘿,你們可能很熟悉我的職業球員身分

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但我也是外太空探險員

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飛行器操作員,以及職業打球員

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都是因為書籍的力量

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我不知道啦,如果你們對此感興趣
就到圖書館來吧

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今天就來借書

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就算你沒有讀,也要還書喔

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一點都不丟臉

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真是不得了的地方啊

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我覺得他們搞錯了這裡的目標受眾

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是啊,我不知道耶
妳在這裡啊,不是嗎?

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閱讀一點錯也沒有

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但如果妳能把書本放下

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跟我們一起為嚎叫獸隊加油就太好了

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我覺得妳會喜歡的

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好耶

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嚎叫獸隊加油喔

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這兩支球隊真是令人緊張

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妳在開玩笑吧,這種程度的奔跑和專注

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把我們納入球隊也行

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如果我們能像球員們賺那麼多就好了

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官方正在努力研議決定

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生物們家裡的牆上沒有我們的海報

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這就是我們的命運

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決定是手球犯規,對吧?

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這不是叫做腳球嗎?為何要用手碰球啊?

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看起來是蠑螈隊41號球員

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手球犯規

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他們的機會來了

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對,就像每場比賽
你們都會生氣的那種機會

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沒錯,但也是有機會感到極度興奮
這是值得的

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妳顯然不知道妳錯過了什麼

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嚎叫獸隊正在球場上疾馳

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好耶

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不過,啊,蠑螈隊把球抄走了

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不要啊

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- 裁判,拜託
- 他騙人

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吹哨吹得太晚了

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裁判得去檢查眼睛

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那名球員顯然是在演戲

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比賽應該就此結束

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決定是什麼?

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鳥群擋住了我的視線

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- 但我認為那個生物是被絆倒的?
- 我沒看到

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但如果妳認為是那樣,就相信妳的直覺吧

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直覺,覺得如何?

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就是絆倒了

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球員是被絆倒了

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結果是獲得無干擾球

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在傷停補時結束時
蠑螈隊獲得一次無干擾球

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- 妳相信嗎?
- 什麼?

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不相信,而且我平常很容易被騙的

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踢進了

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好,結束了

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裁判吹哨,宣告比賽結束

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裁判們都在鳥類相關的障礙方面
受過高度訓練

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所以他們應該要能做出合理的判斷

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向直覺做確認的動作根本不對

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真是太令人生氣了

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但這也就是生物會迷上腳球的原因
充滿著高潮起伏

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亂判...

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那個裁判應該考慮找個新工作了

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所有眼光都在她身上

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而她的眼光
卻剛好不在她必須注視的東西上

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在家裡的嚎叫獸隊球迷一定完全崩潰了

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我崩潰了

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真是經典的嚎叫獸隊

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總是能找到新方法來擊毀我們的熱血腔

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這真是有史以來的情緒最低點

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至少這完全是自作自受啊

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蠑螈最爛了

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蠑螈其實挺棒的

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就像很多動物,牠們的適應力超強

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你可以從牠們身上學到很多事

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是啊,如果妳花多點時間跟生物相處

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妳就能學會辨別
他們想要聽動物知識的時刻

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其實根本沒那時刻

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除非妳在說的是某支腳球隊

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比起觀看生物把一顆球踢來踢去
動物來得重要多了

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牠們的生活相當於一場單場淘汰賽

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輸掉的隊伍就得被吃掉

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夠了

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我已經是個年老的生物了
再過不久我就要死掉了

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所以拜託,別吵嘴了

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你要死掉了?

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當然啊,我老了

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我隨時都可能死掉

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如果你們在我死掉前不能友好相處
這就會是我死掉的原因

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這樣說一點都不合理

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我們注定要擁有的關係
就是我們現在的關係

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即使他有其缺點,我還是接受

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就像是個太過執著的腳球迷這個缺點

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而我接受她希望生來就是野生動物

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這樣還不夠嗎?

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不夠

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去安排一些手足相處時間

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去瞭解彼此的興趣

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嚎叫獸隊今晚的結局真是殘酷

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我們再看一次

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這些鳥很不滿我們在此建造球場

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奪走了牠們的自然棲息地

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我肯定不想當裁...

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別聽他說的

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大家都會發生這種事

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我讓大家都失望了

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沒這回事

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妳只讓一半的球迷失望

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我很感激你的安慰,但我顯然做錯決定了

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現在我根本無法決定要穿哪雙包腳管

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何不讓我們幫你做接下來的幾個決定呢?

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穿這雙

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我們要去隨便壺攝取微毒水

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給我來杯微毒水

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{\an8}敬我們所知最優秀的裁判

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以及提醒了我們
所有人都會犯錯的不幸事件

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不管攝取多少微毒水也無法減輕

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我對明天賽後審查的恐懼

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最慘能怎樣呢?
妳會被要求去找新工作嗎?

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或是突然間死掉

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我完蛋了啦

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抱歉我們不會安慰人

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我們是裁判,我們按照看到的情況下決定

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而在妳的案例上並非如此?

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我又不會安慰人了,抱歉

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妳不用擔心啦

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我有過更慘的經驗

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我有一次忘記自己是裁判
接了球然後進球了

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那一定是騙人的

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那是在夢裡啦

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然後賽後審查委員會
一直在說我那球踢得有多好

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我想委員會一定不會稱讚我的失誤判定

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妳會沒事的啦

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我們會把正面的想法傳送給妳的

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不好意思,裁判

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看到妳在這麼多生物面前出糗
真是太爽了啊

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真感恩啊

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我來這裡只是為了安撫生命給予者而已

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我不要心裡有罪惡感

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我也很高興見到你

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跟我來

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生物堡的這部分是受保護的土地

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這座山上的一些植物
可能已經有千年以上的歷史了

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哇,老樹耶,真是太開心了

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我知道

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人們很容易把這地方視為理所當然

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我們這些生物的日常生活太忙了

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讓我們常常忽視不在眼前的那些事物

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如果妳覺得盯著森林看很開心

207
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,290
妳得來試試踢腳球

208
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,334
我們現在還只看到了表面

209
00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:05,128
你看得越多,就會越受啟發

210
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,130
只看樹木

211
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,592
就好像只注意腳球場上的草

212
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,011
試試去看全貌

213
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,346
我們在樹林裡

214
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,682
我只看到了樹和動物

215
00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:19,518
真不知道妳怎麼能拿腳球來比喻這個

216
00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:22,729
我喜歡覺得生物來到這裡
就好像時光倒流一樣

217
00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,107
在生物們開始居住在這裡之前
這裡是動物們的土地

218
00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,942
牠們就跟從前一樣還住在這裡

219
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:31,196
自然界中同時存在合作和衝突

220
00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:35,492
因此而產生美好的和諧
就像你心愛的腳球一樣

221
00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:38,203
所以妳希望我相信動物和植物的運作

222
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,289
就像腳球員一樣?

223
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,456
對,沒錯

224
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,127
退後

225
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:48,881
這些嚎叫獸在尋找獵物的同時
保衛自己的領地

226
00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,132
二對三耶

227
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,675
那些白尾獸死定了

228
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,760
嚎叫獸會抓到獵物嗎?

229
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,430
白尾獸正在逃脫

230
00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,892
妳有看到嗎?
白尾獸剛剛用假動作騙了嚎叫獸耶

231
00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,101
現在你懂了

232
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,020
不過嚎叫獸們制定出了新的攻擊計畫

233
00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,480
但白尾獸已經做好了強大的防守準備

234
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,733
這顯然不是牠們的第一次對陣

235
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:13,197
即使是這些嚎叫獸
偶爾也是有落敗的時候

236
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,157
我還真是沒料到

237
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:21,371
感謝你對於其實挺有趣的東西表現出興趣

238
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:23,624
先別謝我

239
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,376
我等一下就要讓妳進行大量的腳球練習

240
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,837
那麼,妳覺得是動物們教了我們腳球

241
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,089
還是我們發明出腳球來

242
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,217
是為了不去打架,傷害彼此呢?

243
00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,135
我確定應該是兩者都有一點吧

244
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,014
何不加入我們呢?

245
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:42,184
你們兩個怎麼會在這裡?

246
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,977
我們想來這裡支援妳

247
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,062
妳可以的

248
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,189
我們這就開始吧

249
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:51,193
妳做了一個直接影響比賽結果的判罰

250
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:55,906
我們得做出適當的糾正
以確保不會再發生這種情況

251
00:10:55,906 --> 00:11:00,661
因此我們必須要求妳進行重新認證

252
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,998
請交出妳的哨子
在通過考試後將會再還給妳

253
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:11,004
如果她得去進行重新認證
那你也得讓我們一起去

254
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,089
安靜

255
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,258
不行

256
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:16,051
我們需要你當下場比賽的裁判

257
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,761
那麼,妳就自己去吧

258
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,137
她這是被降職了嗎?

259
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,348
完全不是,除非她認證失敗

260
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,600
那麼就是比降職還慘

261
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,310
會被開除

262
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,187
但妳不需要擔心

263
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,731
妳是個優秀的裁判,我們都相信妳會通過

264
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,071
這真是太令人振奮了

265
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,907
我現在明白你為何會這麼熱衷了

266
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,117
好啦

267
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,994
那我們來試試射門吧

268
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,913
太好了,這應該能讓這件事變得更好玩

269
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,625
好耶

270
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,586
只是新手的好運啦

271
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:51,670
踢回來啊

272
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,005
我們來測驗一下那個理論

273
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,174
我是感覺到妳很享受嗎?

274
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,092
我享受的是我比你強

275
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,138
我猜那應該只是好運罷了

276
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:04,474
如果想突破我的防守
那妳就得踢得更用力才行

277
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,018
接受挑戰

278
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,522
搞什麼啊?

279
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,399
踢得真好啊,白痴

280
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,985
抱歉

281
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:15,986
這力道如何啊?

282
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,070
哪來的力道啊?

283
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,448
妳把球朝我們踢
是因為我們是蠑螈隊球迷嗎?

284
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:22,034
你們球隊表現爛,可不是我們的錯

285
00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,285
這是一場意外

286
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,369
我們很抱歉

287
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,289
- 你們應該要
- 蠑螈是很棒的動物

288
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:30,000
但腳球隊就只是一群騙子

289
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,628
如果不是判罰失誤
你們根本贏不了那場比賽

290
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,046
嚎叫獸隊球迷

291
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:38,258
總是認為千錯萬錯都不是球員技術爛的錯

292
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,343
真好笑

293
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:43,555
我們聽說蠑螈隊的一切都不怎麼理想
也包括球迷呢

294
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,809
- 妳在幹嘛?
- 嘿,球迷當過頭真是太可笑了

295
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,561
我們根本不認識彼此

296
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:53,815
而你們卻因為虛假的忠誠
做出沒有根據的判斷

297
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,400
我的忠誠是真的

298
00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,072
我喜歡蠑螈隊的標誌、顏色
和球員慶祝的方式,優雅風

299
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,490
那我們何不搞得好玩點

300
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,867
用我們能控制的事來解決我們的分歧呢?

301
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:04,952
來場隨機街頭賽啊

302
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,120
看看哪一隊的球迷比較強

303
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,914
比就比

304
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,459
嘿,聽我說,真是對不起
我有時候很顧人怨

305
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,503
但這樣也太超過了吧

306
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,588
不,這樣很好,我們來踢腳球吧

307
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,006
我懂了,高潮起伏啊

308
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,468
競爭和實現偉大體能壯舉的原始感受

309
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,763
我們能像是真正的嚎叫獸
擬定策略並攜手合作

310
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,933
- 妳是真心的,對吧?
- 對

311
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,644
我知道獲勝只是貪圖一種
在一場無關痛癢的比賽中

312
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,355
知道自己比較厲害的驕傲感
但玩起來很有趣

313
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:37,693
好,妳這麼說有點高高在上
不過妳已經開始懂我了

314
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,986
那就來吧

315
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,279
先進三球就贏了

316
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,363
你們覺得如何?

317
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,449
你們這些嚎叫獸想要像你們支持的隊伍
昨晚那樣地輸給我們嗎?

318
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,743
我們參戰

319
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,662
但不是為了輸

320
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,664
我工作時做錯了決定...

321
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,748
(情緒維護和修復)

322
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,542
球迷們以傷人的呼喊聲回應我

323
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,879
生物們會對自己支持的腳球隊過於熱情

324
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,131
我覺得他們並非故意要讓妳難過

325
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,800
可能只是在表達他們所感受到的不公正

326
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,385
我們應該更深入探討妳的痛苦

327
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,678
妳能對此多說一點嗎?

328
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,597
我覺得我感到很害怕

329
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:10,017
他們的聲音和我自己的沒什麼不同

330
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:13,270
就像他們在表達我內心的不安全感

331
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,314
我的判斷力不好

332
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,316
我經常犯錯

333
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,443
現在我的老闆要我參加考試

334
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,070
來決定我未來的僱用狀態

335
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,906
我對此沒什麼信心

336
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:27,075
生物們質疑自身
被需要程度的情況並不少見

337
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,285
沒有生物是完美的

338
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,494
大家都會犯錯

339
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,122
球賽的魅力之一不就是如此嗎?

340
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,666
很重要的是記得妳曾經很努力

341
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,211
獲得職業裁判的就業機會

342
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,422
而且如果妳不合格的話,就不會被僱用

343
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:41,507
應該吧

344
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,842
妳是為何想要當裁判的呢?

345
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:49,598
是啦,我的確喜歡腳球的
脫稿演出和不確定性

346
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,601
生物們就在我們的眼前

347
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,394
上演著神奇的體能技巧

348
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,813
跟妳說,從我小時候開始

349
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,733
我就知道自己想要加入職業腳球的世界

350
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,110
我和我的超生命給予者一起看比賽

351
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:07,074
我記得我迷戀那些帶著哨子和手錶的生物

352
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,910
確保兩支球隊能公平比賽

353
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,288
規則與和平的公正維護者

354
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,624
他們的體能也跟球員一樣好

355
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:19,670
確保球的兩邊都能保持著平衡的協調

356
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,507
妳實現了自己的夢想,不是很棒嗎?

357
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,050
這並不容易

358
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,178
在自我懷疑的時候
就回想一下自己的成就

359
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,430
我相信妳能做到的

360
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,515
謝謝

361
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,016
我想我已經準備好了

362
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,024
- 進球
- 進球

363
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,485
那是怎樣啦?

364
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,112
妳應該防守才對

365
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,781
那你應該不防守才對啊

366
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,533
好,這樣吧

367
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,784
我們合作

368
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,869
我來射門

369
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:55,372
一開始由妳來持球
我去甩開防守,妳再把球傳給我

370
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,249
把球傳給我

371
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,584
我有射門機會

372
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,339
- 進球
- 進了,寶貝,好耶

373
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,092
我不懂妳為何會讓我們陷入這場鬧劇

374
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,761
妳從不聽人說話
而且妳總是看不起我的興趣

375
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,805
真抱歉

376
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,182
我以為我有機會射門啊

377
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,767
我們要踢球
還是你們要大吼大叫一整天?

378
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,186
對啊,好無聊喔

379
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:20,189
而且負責計分根本不值得
你們說要請我吃的舔舔冰

380
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,648
再加上熱焦糖醬

381
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,733
我們就要贏了

382
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:28,864
(我們還是信任妳的直覺)

383
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,073
我們相信妳

384
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,158
打敗他們吧,冠軍

385
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,660
歡迎,各位裁判

386
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,121
我們今天要測試你們的能力

387
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,040
我們建立了一個獨特的考試場

388
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,418
你們的重新認證是否成功將取決於此

389
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:45,797
你們必須展現出在巨大壓力下
和被極度分散注意力的情況下

390
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,133
做決定的技巧

391
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,512
你們每一個人都將在
我們最先進的障礙場跑一圈

392
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,972
在我們開始之前,我能問個問題嗎?

393
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,350
這並非正統程序,但我允許

394
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,478
好的,有沒有人想過這有多諷刺

395
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,148
裁判的工作是要對犯規的球員進行處罰

396
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,359
但裁判本身就不能犯規嗎?

397
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,319
- 真是深奧
- 我的腦子爆炸了

398
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:09,863
冷靜

399
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,741
因為被你打斷了,就從你開始考試吧

400
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:15,911
儘管我不知道要幹嘛
我還是會高分通過考試的

401
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,246
我真愛這股自信

402
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,413
上場吧

403
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,749
來吧

404
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,252
跟著我的哨音,你要跑完整個場地

405
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,880
展現你的體力,同時做出適當的決定

406
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,341
基於你所看見的模擬犯規狀況

407
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:36,849
只要在體能挑戰或決定有失誤

408
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,392
就會撕掉一條

409
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:40,561
如果兩條都被撕掉,那就當掉了

410
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,604
切記,要為所有情況做好準備

411
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,319
正確

412
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,200
不對,那要判紅牌

413
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:02,833
哎呀

414
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,627
那樣絕對不行

415
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,879
下一個是誰?

416
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:09,047
- 別選我,不是我,你看不到我
- 拜託,不要選我

417
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,133
妳,顯然很不安的那個

418
00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,010
- 我嗎?
- 不是我

419
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,762
極度焦慮的那個,換妳了

420
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,017
我們相信妳

421
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,518
小心鳥啊

422
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,229
妳可以的

423
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,522
準備好

424
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,445
很好

425
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,908
正確

426
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,706
干擾

427
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,711
如果妳無法繼續,就會當掉

428
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,048
妳通過認證過一次,妳可以再通過一次的

429
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,634
妳愛腳球

430
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:54,843
妳做得到

431
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:01,850
正確

432
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:05,521
正確

433
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:11,860
躲得漂亮

434
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,155
最終挑戰

435
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,079
加油啊

436
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,917
太超過了

437
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,007
正確

438
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,554
好耶,我們就知道妳能成功

439
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,347
他騙人,我們擔心得要命

440
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,058
恭喜,妳展現出了真正的勇氣

441
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:45,310
看到妳戰勝全場真的很開心

442
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,354
妳被重新認證了

443
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,438
謝謝

444
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,440
真等不及回到球場上了

445
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,986
好,情況不怎麼好

446
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,405
我們落後兩球,妳得振作起來

447
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,949
兩分跟本不算什麼

448
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,367
那些不是分數

449
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,578
而且在腳球中,二是個很大的數字

450
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,872
跟妳說,這真是一場錯誤

451
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,999
我努力想讓妳看看我很在乎的事情

452
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,417
但妳卻完全不聽

453
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,711
我的興趣本來應該要凝聚我們兩個的

454
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:11,795
你的興趣?

455
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,549
我帶你去看了森林的神奇
你好像全都忘光光了

456
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,301
怎麼就不能聽我的呢?

457
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,097
我們真是糟糕的團隊,對吧?

458
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,808
爛透了

459
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:30,814
我猜我們就會永遠這樣下去吧
生命給予者會死不瞑目的

460
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,319
不行,我們可以贏

461
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,779
如果不是為了彼此,也是為了生命給予者

462
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:40,073
為了生命給予者

463
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,327
我們就採取白尾獸的戰術吧

464
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,913
你有在聽耶

465
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,164
妳知道該怎麼做

466
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,377
- 你們要放棄了?
- 沒有,我們才剛暖好身呢

467
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:57,966
嘿

468
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,720
- 好耶
- 太好了

469
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,223
有用耶

470
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,599
白尾獸萬歲

471
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,730
白尾獸

472
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:13,899
這是怎麼回事?

473
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:16,693
成功了

474
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,612
好耶,為了生命給予者

475
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:19,696
為了彼此

476
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,367
好,不再瞎搞了...

477
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,701
- 什麼?
- 嘿,搞啥?

478
00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,711
- 好耶
- 好耶

479
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,298
白尾獸勝利

480
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,260
我沒想到我們會贏耶

481
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,554
好的,很棒的比賽

482
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:44,847
你們踢得很好

483
00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:46,932
不過嚎叫獸還是很爛的球隊

484
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:48,976
好耶

485
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:58,318
你們都看到那個犯規了吧?

486
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,820
紅牌,超明顯

487
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:01,697
妳能回來真是太好了

488
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,074
很棒的決定

489
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,034
判得好...

490
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,329
看來裁判回歸囉

491
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:11,915
判得好

492
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:15,586
妳來早了

493
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,172
我不想錯過比賽的開頭

494
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,340
抱一個

495
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,592
手足,很高興見到妳

496
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,510
嚎叫獸隊要對戰毒刺嗡嗡蟲隊

497
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,763
我讀到有些毒刺嗡嗡蟲
只要用了一跟毒刺就會死掉

498
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:30,392
他們用這麼脆弱的動物
來給球隊命名還真奇怪

499
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:35,647
看到我的後代們能好好相處
真是讓我的熱血腔充滿歡樂啊

500
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:39,151
感謝你們把老生命給予者的話聽進去

501
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,737
現在我能瞑目了

502
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,323
生命給予者

503
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,617
生命給予者

504
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:47,701
還沒啦

505
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,203
冷靜,我只是需要小睡一下

506
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,456
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