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《巴特與洛基之春田大戰》

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洛基，你因再次犯下危害聖域界的罪行
你將被驅逐到地球

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到哪裏去？紐約？倫敦？巴黎？

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春田市

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慘了

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（春田市）

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老友，有甚麼可以幫你？

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你懂得疏離的虐待狂父親嗎？

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還有長滿一頭金髮，凡事完美的手足

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我正好有一家人介紹給你

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我兒子說你懂魔法

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你能將一塊豬扒變成兩塊？

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全能的洛基，我敬奉你

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支配我吧，大人，我跟眾神絕交

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這個世界才不需要更多豬扒

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對付她

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別要，巴特！我是你妹…

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“尋獲此鎚者，只要夠資格

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就可獲得雷神之力”

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我沒可能夠資格的，我還是把它掛好

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再見了，自尊不足的問題

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麗莎是雷神？

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其實得個樣

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而我還帶來了春田復仇者聯盟

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（這畫面全因為
迪士尼收購了MARVEL及福斯）

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我用全新方法去摧毀這條褲

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算數，他們沒作為

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但洛基你在這裡作惡夠了

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別這樣！你完全搞錯了，荷馬，救我

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弊！荷馬，我其實…

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出奇吧

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我們非常愛你，乖仔

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知道，爸爸

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明天你可否把法蘭德斯變做豬扒？
其餘的我會處理

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可以，爸爸

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終於有個似樣的家庭

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（達夫啤酒）

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摩爾，你今晚居然請全場飲酒

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皆因我並非摩爾

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我是洛基

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這些啤酒會摧毀你一生

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溶解你肝臟，令你滿心悔恨

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雖然這些樽聲稱可循環再造

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但其實只會丟進海洋

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你們的星球瀕臨死亡

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仍值得繼續飲

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你不是好人

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咪再影

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（現在您可以串流播放最愛的影片
和更多內容）

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（加《阿森一族》）

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洛基，我的裁決
本來只需用兩個或更少的字

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但我用你口吻來說

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你被控擅自改動主時間線

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哲學上反對預定論

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擅自闖入Disney+禁區

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在高飛停車場佔用兩個車位

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比其餘所有超級英雄更受歡迎

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你本應來自挪威卻滿口英國口音

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答應做好人，卻反口無數次

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逼使我們留低看大量片尾彩蛋

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因為想預知故事

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以及好心你洗一洗你的污糟頭髮吧

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罪名成立

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帶他走

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字幕翻譯：Melody Tang