1
00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:04,131
You got
the ting, yeah?

2
00:01:05,033 --> 00:01:06,501
Yeah, I got that still.

3
00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,303
What you saying?
Blacked out chrome ting?

4
00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:11,204
Silencer?
Come on.

5
00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,508
You know man's certified
out here, fam.

6
00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,142
Yeah.

7
00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,311
Man wanna ring off the ting,
blud, you get me?

8
00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,247
Mm... That's why
man's shotting you the big ting.

9
00:01:20,782 --> 00:01:21,783
What you saying?

10
00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,785
You got the P, yeah?

11
00:01:25,053 --> 00:01:26,054
Telling you...

12
00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,655
Let me see the
bludclart ting first, brother.

13
00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,024
Cuz, man ain't really got time
for this, you know, fam.

14
00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:31,993
You know, boydem are on
to man already.

15
00:01:32,694 --> 00:01:34,596
We're moving
kinda bait as it is.

16
00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,632
The ting's wrapped in the bag.
You want it or not?

17
00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:38,900
Give me that.

18
00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:42,770
Yo, what the fuck
is this, brother?

19
00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,640
It's the
Motorola Lexus 2000 obviously.

20
00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:50,243
A phone?
Yeah, you listed
your specifications

21
00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,981
and us man pulled through
for you, fam.

22
00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,515
A rasclart phone, brother?

23
00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:56,918
You said you wanted to ring off
the ting, the ting rings.

24
00:01:56,985 --> 00:01:58,318
You said you wanted chrome
and black.

25
00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,320
Rattattah, chrome and black.

26
00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,723
You said you wanted
a silencer...

27
00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:04,291
Silence. You also said
you wanted no fingerprints,

28
00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,760
so I got you two
protective screen wipes

29
00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:09,363
at no extra cost. Whoo!
Damn, I'm so road.

30
00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:12,700
And all that for 250, cuz.
Supply and demand, we do this.

31
00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,536
Brother, are you mad? Brother,
I said a wanted a strap, bruv.

32
00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,972
I know. It's got a strap--
Brother, a rasclart...

33
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,440
A gun, blud. A fucking gun.

34
00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:24,612
Hey, cuz, I'm not gonna lie,
I feel mad hot in here, cuz.

35
00:02:24,679 --> 00:02:25,479
Are you hot, fam?

36
00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,280
Is this guy all right, bruv?

37
00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,884
I feel mad high, cuz.
Like, next level high.

38
00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:33,021
This Cali is loud, innit?
Uh, pat on your boy, man.

39
00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,122
Oi, Riko...

40
00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,957
...I beg you don't do
another mad one again, fam.

41
00:02:36,057 --> 00:02:37,457
Brother, what d'you mean
"a mad one again"?

42
00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,794
He just has certain
mental health problems, innit.

43
00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:40,762
He's calm though.

44
00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:45,733
Oh, my days,
that ting is me, fam!

45
00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:50,672
Allow it, cuz, man!
Not now, fam!

46
00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:52,974
What kind of
mental health problems?

47
00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:56,176
Oi, my-size with the nice eyes.
Got a big bum and nice thighs.

48
00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,310
What you saying, pengaliscious?

49
00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,346
The name's Riko,
badman with the Chico's.

50
00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,683
Roadman since birth, certified.
Are you high?

51
00:03:01,783 --> 00:03:03,283
I'm higher than
a British Airways flight flying

52
00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,053
to Dubai. I'm lean
right about now,

53
00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:06,386
so I'll cut straight
to the point, innit?

54
00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:07,622
Why don't you give me
your number

55
00:03:07,822 --> 00:03:09,456
before I don't even want it
no more. What ya saying?

56
00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:10,692
What I'm saying
is you're a fucking weirdo

57
00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:11,959
and you're lucky
my man's not here yet,

58
00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,128
'cause he'd have banged you up
by now.

59
00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,763
What? You got a man?

60
00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,966
Of course I got a man.
Well, that's unfortunate.
'Cause I got a sword!

61
00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,502
What the fuck?
Has your man got a sword?
Furthermore, where is your man?

62
00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,336
Is he even here?
Definitely a fuckboy.

63
00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,238
See, if I was your man
I'd be here, innit,

64
00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,407
protecting you,
24/6 from weirdos and wallys

65
00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:28,375
'cause that's what I do.

66
00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:29,544
So, I'm gonna rewind
and come again.

67
00:03:29,711 --> 00:03:31,311
What you telling me?
Man's a catch, I know.

68
00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,814
But what you
actually telling me?

69
00:03:33,848 --> 00:03:35,049
You're a fucking lunatic.

70
00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,317
A little bit.
What you even on?

71
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,153
I was on you, innit?
But you don't seem on it.

72
00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,288
I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kinda feelin' this,

73
00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:44,391
like weird Rambo coyote vibe
he's got going on.

74
00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,360
It's tickling my toes.
Bang! Yes, my girl knows.

75
00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:48,663
She's all talking toes and that.

76
00:03:48,763 --> 00:03:51,231
And I'm not gonna lie,
I'm a toe-loving kinda guy.

77
00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,101
So, what you saying, babe?
Let me get that number?

78
00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,368
Yeah, course.
Hold this, please.

79
00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,973
You snooze, you lose, babe.

80
00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:02,977
Are you seeing this? What is
this fucking guy doing, bro?

81
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,846
I think he just smoked
a little too much, man.

82
00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,814
He does this sometimes.
He's calm though.

83
00:04:07,148 --> 00:04:08,850
Fuck do you mean,
"He's calm", brother?

84
00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,518
You got me
inna some bait highroad

85
00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:11,919
while my man's
out there drawing tings

86
00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,054
with a fucking shetty.

87
00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:16,157
Then I got you, some dickhead
that don't know the difference

88
00:04:16,224 --> 00:04:18,458
between a strap
and a fucking mobile phone?

89
00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,695
You man said
you were about this life?

90
00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,830
Who the fuck are you, bro?

91
00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,033
Riko and Kane,
Skengville topboys in the game.

92
00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,504
The name's Riko, click-clack.
Roadman for life. Ya get me?

93
00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:35,408
Really?
What can I say?
I get a wide-on for weirdos.

94
00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,845
Fuck, move, man.
He's nasty, you're nasty!

95
00:04:37,912 --> 00:04:40,248
Fam, I don't know if you think
this is some sort of game

96
00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:42,282
or something, bro.
I swear down, bro!

97
00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,018
So, you want to pay
for the phone now

98
00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:45,953
- or you wanna pay in instalments?
- Is he dumb?

99
00:04:46,087 --> 00:04:49,524
Well, get out
the fucking van, man.

100
00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,192
Fucking take your phone...
I'm saying, man.

101
00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,560
...and fucking get out of here.

102
00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,028
Bullshit.

103
00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,301
Hey, cuz, you see that ting
I just drew, fam?

104
00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:02,703
She was peng!
She was proper on it, innit?

105
00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,739
Come, you're gonna get
yourself sectioned again, man.

106
00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:06,507
I'm cool, G-man.
Where we going anyway?

107
00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,942
We're going back
to the hood, fam.

108
00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,751
Allow it, peng ting Alexa.
Stop the music, fam.

109
00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,654
<i>Sorry, fam, click-clack.</i>

110
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,629
Alexa, what's on
my calendar today, fam?

111
00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:11,365
<i>There's nothing</i>
<i>on your calendar today, fam.</i>

112
00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,587
<i>Hajima!</i>

113
00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:38,059
Rikoings!

114
00:07:38,359 --> 00:07:40,227
My friendings.
You all right, Patel?

115
00:07:40,328 --> 00:07:41,629
Hey, it's Pinky Patel!

116
00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:43,364
Say my dad's name,
you bitchfuckings.

117
00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,432
Oh, come on, man.

118
00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:46,901
Say it now! You imbecile
boyings muddafuckings.

119
00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,137
Mr. Pinky Patel, innit.
That's right, isn't it?

120
00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:52,807
Show some respectings,
you bumbaclarting.

121
00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:54,208
What?
Shut it!

122
00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,211
I want my bloody money,
innit, blud?

123
00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,380
And where is that pussyclart

124
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,449
bloody black imbecile friend
of yours?

125
00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,985
Hey, hey, hey!

126
00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,787
I see you didn't get the memo
and all of that, you know.

127
00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,756
Black lives matter now,
fam, you get me?

128
00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:11,092
It's proper good to see you!

129
00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:14,061
Imagine, I was just about
to call you, you know.

130
00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:15,796
What the fuck?

131
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,432
Uh, you two fucking
each other now, huh?

132
00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,003
No, we're not gay, bro.
We just sleep together, innit.
Hey-ey-ey-ey!

133
00:08:22,203 --> 00:08:24,071
Don't tell me
your jiggy-jiggy sexy time,

134
00:08:24,138 --> 00:08:25,006
you bunch of bastardings.

135
00:08:25,106 --> 00:08:27,541
You thought I forgot you,
dickhead, huh? Huh?

136
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,211
Where is my cocaines,
you bunch of wastemanings, huh?

137
00:08:30,478 --> 00:08:31,846
Yeah, because word
on the roadings,

138
00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,281
brothers, is that you got jacked

139
00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:37,251
by the Somali gun peoples,
dickhead.

140
00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,086
Dickhead!

141
00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,422
Dickhead?

142
00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:43,257
You got robbed
by the Malis, fam?

143
00:08:43,324 --> 00:08:44,925
You told me you were
proper cool with them, man.

144
00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,828
Come on, man, me and the Malis
are cool, bruv.

145
00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,730
We're practically family,
you get me?

146
00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,333
I am a Mali, bruv,
they rated that. Trust me.

147
00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,001
So, imagine this,
listen.

148
00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:56,303
I must have pulled up
to the ting with the merchandise

149
00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,805
like a badboy. You get me?

150
00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,908
My man started screaming now.
Woo-woo-woo-woo!

151
00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:04,145
Then I got rushed.

152
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,080
Madting!

153
00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,616
Fifteen Somalis screaming out,
<i>"Warya! Warya!"</i>

154
00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:13,621
<i>"Walahi! Walahi! Kaleh! Kaleh!</i>
<i>Hoosgut! Hoosgut!"</i>

155
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,856
<i>"Walahi!</i> I'm the captain now!"

156
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,559
It was emotional, fam.

157
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,062
That's a mad ting still.

158
00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:24,298
Dad! Let me fucking
fuck him hard!

159
00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,901
<i>Motherchode gandu</i>
pussyclartings!

160
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,503
Wait, what?

161
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,470
Dickhead!

162
00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:30,938
I give you one week!

163
00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:33,040
And I want my 15,000 back.

164
00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:36,644
If not, I'm gonna come back here
and kill the both of you.

165
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,879
Now, let me out of here.
Well, the door's there, bro.

166
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,114
I know where
the fucking door is!

167
00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,716
You <i>bhenchod!</i>
I'm not fucking blind!

168
00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,953
I'll be back, dickhead.

169
00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,262
I'm not gonna lie, fam,
them slaps kinda hurt.

170
00:09:55,396 --> 00:09:58,599
I know, man, about slapping me.
I should have slapped him back

171
00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,668
but true say Pinky's an older,
I thought I'd allow him.

172
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,103
I don't want
to be disrespectful, you get me?

173
00:10:02,203 --> 00:10:03,737
You gotta respect
the age of nature, fam.

174
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,073
The age of what?
The age of nature, fam.

175
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,942
I was reading about it
at my anger management class

176
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,810
I find the whole basis
of the idea calms me down

177
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:12,613
when I get agitated.
Man don't care
about all that, fam.

178
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,949
Man's got real life problems, G.

179
00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,519
What we gonna do, bro?

180
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,621
How the fuck
we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz?

181
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,060
<i>Linkup TV</i>
<i>presents Lethal Bizzle live</i>

182
00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:29,363
<i>at XOYO on the 2nd of March.</i>
<i>It's gonna be...</i>

183
00:10:29,497 --> 00:10:31,265
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking, fam?

184
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,534
Yeah.

185
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,370
Man's thinking Bizzle might have
to be the next victim still.

186
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,772
Straight robbery settings,
ya get me?

187
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:41,876
I dunno though, man.
I kinda like Bizzle, still.

188
00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:43,444
Do you remember
the remix we did, blud?

189
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:44,678
Yeah, course, fam.

190
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,186
Allow it, man!
Lemon and herb that shit, cuz.

191
00:10:52,554 --> 00:10:53,988
My man's rich, bro.

192
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,891
All we need to do is just run up
in a ting rob him,

193
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,826
no long ting, set pace,
you get me?

194
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,962
His watch is worth, like,
three million or something.

195
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,632
Three million, fam?

196
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,000
Yeah, something like that,
it's-- it's Ps though.

197
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,638
Listen, we're back on the road.
The top boy duo are back.

198
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,805
Riko and Kane
rush hour settings, fam.

199
00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,941
Are you on it or not?
Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.

200
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:15,676
If we're gonna set him up
though, we're gonna need

201
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,011
a strap and some more soldiers.

202
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,413
I'm gonna call my mandem, innit.
Bruv, call your mandem

203
00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:21,849
and put down
that fucking sword, fam.

204
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,285
Whoa!

205
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,590
So, where's your mandem?

206
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,858
Don't worry, them man
will be here, fam.

207
00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:32,893
What, they're
proper goons, yeah?

208
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,895
Course, fam. Proper reckless.

209
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,298
My mandem are on this ting.
Straight greez, you get me?

210
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,934
All right. They sound like
the type of mandem

211
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,336
you see me rolling with still.
Trust me when I tell you

212
00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,471
these men are certified
on the roads, fam.

213
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,273
All right, all right.

214
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,476
So, where these man?

215
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:50,545
There they are, fam.

216
00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:54,949
What the fuck is that, bruv?
They're school kids.

217
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,317
Have you lost
your mind or something?

218
00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,117
Look at my man, man!

219
00:11:57,652 --> 00:11:59,386
He's still
in his school uniform!
Yeah, sorry about that.

220
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,590
Man was just playing out,
innit and I didn't get time

221
00:12:01,656 --> 00:12:02,723
to go yard and change.

222
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,559
Plus, my mum's kind of
vexing me for shotting

223
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:05,960
the Sky box for a score,

224
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,861
so it's kinda peak
at yard still.
See?

225
00:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,063
These man are on stuff, cuz.

226
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,431
I told you, reckless,
you get me?

227
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,667
Playing out, fam?
Tell me it's a joke.

228
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,034
It's a joke, innit?
No, cuz.

229
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,270
This is perfectly real.
These man are hungry, blud.

230
00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,640
Gully, ruthless
and only 15 years old.

231
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,873
Uh, nah, man ain't even 12 yet.

232
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,976
<i>Astaghfirullah!</i> Not even 12!

233
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,911
I will be hitting
that come Christmas, fam.

234
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,714
You know what,
it's way past your bedtime.

235
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,748
Go home, be safe, bye!
Blud, relax, man.

236
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,216
Them man brought
a strap for us still.

237
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:32,086
A-- A str-- A strap!
A real-life gun, yeah?

238
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,821
How else you think
we're gonna rob man, fam?

239
00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,089
That's the ting still.

240
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,524
It's my big brother's
though, innit?

241
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,791
So, don't use no bullets

242
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,860
'cause he'll find out
and beat us all up,

243
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,663
especially you, fam.

244
00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:42,731
What? Are you dumb, bruv?

245
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,599
Your brother could never try
a ting with me.

246
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,167
D'you know who I am, cuz?
Yeah, course I do.

247
00:12:47,268 --> 00:12:49,638
My brother goes he chiefed you
a couple months ago still.

248
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,771
On the high road.

249
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,574
He goes he linked you to buy
a strap but you come

250
00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:54,141
- with some dead mobile.
- Whatever, man!

251
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,110
Bun all the bullshit
and the long ting. You get me?

252
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,679
Let's go and yam this fool.

253
00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:59,146
Don't know famalam.

254
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,898
What the hell
are you doing, fam?

255
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,767
You're meant to be working.
Nah, I was just--

256
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,435
I was just preeing
the ting, innit?

257
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,470
Nah, man, we're meant
to be doing a fucking move

258
00:13:56,538 --> 00:13:58,540
and you're here skanking
with the gal-dem sugar.

259
00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:00,074
Have you even spotted
Bizzle yet, cuz?

260
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,009
Yeah, obviously,
he's over there, innit?

261
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,911
He's looking kinda hench
though, I lie?

262
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,913
Fuck that, fam.
Man's got the mash, innit?

263
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,081
I can't even lie, cuz.

264
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,783
I feel to let it off
in the air right now.

265
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,984
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
What's wrong with you, bruv?

266
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,253
Chill your pants, man.
Why you so hype for, bro?

267
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,189
Sorry, bro.
How much weed you smoke today?

268
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,857
Just a couple of zoots,
G. I'm cool, man.

269
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,660
You had your meds today, yeah?
Yeah, bro.

270
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,228
Oi, calm, fam.

271
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,863
He's in the toilet
on his Js, cuz.

272
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,998
We gotta move to him now!
Get the mandem, innit.

273
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,742
I'm not gonna lie!
You man are sick!

274
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,546
I feel sick.
This is what I mean, man.

275
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,583
Can't we do this ourselves,
bruv? Riko and Kane.

276
00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:43,951
Riko and Kane.
Let's do this, famalamo!

277
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,693
Dench sausage needs to...
...release!

278
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,534
Yo, Bizzle,
click-clack, it's showtime.

279
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,069
Hold on, cuz,
I'm pissing innit?

280
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,241
Oh, for real. Sorry, fam.

281
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,945
True say, he is pissing,
and you can't really rush a man.

282
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:29,363
What you saying?
Y-- You finished yet?

283
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,166
Nah, fam.

284
00:15:33,735 --> 00:15:34,702
He ain't finished yet.

285
00:15:38,606 --> 00:15:40,775
What's all this?
What does it
look like, fam?

286
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,610
This is
a click-clack robbery, cuz.

287
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,747
Remain silent and hush them big,
dry lips of yours

288
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,582
'cause I ain't scared of you!

289
00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:50,518
Now, give me your...

290
00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:53,387
What shall I ask first, fam?
His watch or his chain?

291
00:15:53,721 --> 00:15:54,988
Dunno, what's worth more Ps?

292
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,792
What's worth more Ps, fam,
your watch or your chain?

293
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,661
What, is this some type
of prank or something?

294
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,295
This ain't no prank, rudeboy.

295
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,898
This is <i>Crimewatch UK</i> live
and direct in your face!

296
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,399
This is a real life move.

297
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:08,770
Click-clack!
You man can't be serious, man.

298
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,337
Why's your hand all shaking for?

299
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,640
Nah, don't watch that, cuz.

300
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,909
Man's just got
a lickle arthritis, innit?

301
00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:18,178
But what you saying?
Can I have your watch, please?

302
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,346
Fuck that!

303
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,315
Man want your fucking watch,
your fucking chain,

304
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,983
your fucking ring,
your fucking hat,

305
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,552
the fucking creps,
your fucking wallet!

306
00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:27,054
Everything, fam!
Oyster card, library card

307
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,156
fucking Nectar card,
and even your boxers, blud!

308
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,659
Give man everything.
Anything and everything.

309
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:34,261
Man want your fucking car keys
and some weed...

310
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,897
...if you got any.

311
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:40,568
Man said boxers.
Take off or get lit up,
it's that simple, fam.

312
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:43,237
It's like that, yeah?
Damn right it's like that, cuz.

313
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,572
Put this shit
in your lyrics, rudeboy.

314
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:47,642
You got robbed by Riko
and Kane, fam, Skengville, blud.

315
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,844
Yeah, that's right, cuz!

316
00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:51,579
Give me them
Nectar points, cuzzy.

317
00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:53,915
Yeah, tryna stall the ting,
you get me?

318
00:16:53,982 --> 00:16:56,416
I should shoot
a man down for that!

319
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:57,685
What, what, what?

320
00:16:57,752 --> 00:16:59,152
What you know
about Riko and Kane?

321
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,054
Biggest gangbangers in the game.
Click-clack!

322
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,289
Man wanna talk about fame

323
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:03,925
until you get popped
for your chain.

324
00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:05,058
Click-clack!
That's right.

325
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,362
Any time you hear click-clack,
you know Skengville are back!

326
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,331
I'm talking 'bout certi gang,
badboy for life,

327
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,334
badboy up
in this building.

328
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,770
What's with the
fucking long ting, cuz?

329
00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:18,405
Hurry the fuck up before I put
a bullet in your bumhole, fam.

330
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:21,910
Oh, my God! Hey, Sprinkle.

331
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,277
No, no, no, babe,

332
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,813
what you doing playing
with sexy sex toys?

333
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:26,881
It's not--

334
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:29,617
If you wanted
to play with a big hard toy

335
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,184
then you should've just asked

336
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:37,257
'cause I got a big hard one
right here for you.

337
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:45,332
You know man
was just joking, innit.
Shut up, you dickhead!

338
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,968
Leave it, yeah!

339
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,169
Serious, I can expl--

340
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,039
<i>Nah, fam.</i>

341
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,941
<i>Charlie, you know</i>
<i>what these dickheads tried</i>

342
00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:54,876
<i>- to do to me?</i>
<i>- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.</i>

343
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,678
These pussyholes tried
to rob me, fam.

344
00:17:56,744 --> 00:18:00,014
Nah, these dickheads tried
a roll-up on big Biz.

345
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,015
Dickheads!

346
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,851
Look at you now, fam.
Your fucking peak, them boxers.

347
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,286
Hey, where you get them
boxershorts from, rudeboy?

348
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,323
Swear it's got skid marks!

349
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,758
Hop on
your legs for me, bro.

350
00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,961
Hey, hop, rudeboy!
Hop on ya leg,
bro. Hop!

351
00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:14,094
- Hop on your legs, fam.
- Hop!

352
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,597
Higher than that.
Higher than that.

353
00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:17,097
Hop!
Higher than that, bro.

354
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,802
Switch legs,
blud. Squat. Squat.

355
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,604
Squat, fam,
you got chicken legs, man.

356
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:23,504
Star jumps, cuz.

357
00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:25,640
Give me some star jumps.
Put some energy into it.

358
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,910
Come on. That's not a star jump!
Hey, dutty wine for me as well.

359
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,012
Hey! Dutty wine
for me as well, man.

360
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,212
Together, fam. Wine.
What the fuck?

361
00:18:32,513 --> 00:18:34,949
Slow wine, bro,
slow wine. Lower than that.

362
00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,316
Do what
you're told, rudeboy.

363
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,586
Lower than that,
fam. Lower than that, fam.

364
00:18:38,653 --> 00:18:45,325
That's nasty!
Look at them, man!

365
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,194
Oi, Linkup TV,
you getting this, fam?

366
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,229
You getting this?
Oi, do me a favor, fam,

367
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,865
tell me who these
fucking dickheads are, blud.

368
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,467
Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!
Dickheads!
Dickheads! Dickheads!

369
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,670
Dickheads! Dickheads!
Dickheads!

370
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,538
Trying to rob me?
You crazy, fam?

371
00:18:57,605 --> 00:18:59,373
Dickheads!
Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads!

372
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,042
<i>Give some star jumps.</i>

373
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,578
Hey, these man
are waste, fam.

374
00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:05,212
I'm catching bare joke.

375
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,314
Hey, let me see, fam.
Shut up, man.

376
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,216
Dickhead.

377
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,284
Listen, I'm sorry, mate!

378
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:12,587
I'll get your money, I promise.

379
00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:15,422
I'll get your money, please,
please. Don't, don't...

380
00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:20,561
Rah...

381
00:19:21,062 --> 00:19:23,196
...my man got dashed
off the fourth floor, ya na!

382
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,745
<i>Going down.</i>

383
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:01,334
What's up?

384
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,874
Said he gonna be here
in a sec still.
Cool.

385
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,241
Fam, what happened with my man?

386
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,745
That dickhead tried
to short man five bills.

387
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:11,979
Five bills, bro?

388
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,347
You dashed man
off the balcony for five bills?

389
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,651
Fam, I'll dash you
off the balcony for two.

390
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:19,352
Fucking dickhead.

391
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,589
This is what I'm saying, cuz,
you ain't built for this.

392
00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:23,191
Nah, what d'you mean,
bro? Man is.

393
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,357
I wanted to chat to you still.

394
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,060
I think we should rob
some banks.

395
00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:28,495
This ain't fucking 1990, bro.

396
00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:30,297
Nah, man's got
this app, innit, like,

397
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,067
it can interfere
and turn off cameras--
Shut up, man.

398
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,469
Yeah, he's here, fam.

399
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,671
Cool.

400
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:38,539
Man's gotta go pattern
some business.

401
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:48,950
My father will talk to you now.

402
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,219
Shotti.

403
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:52,620
Yeah. What
you saying, Krzysztof?

404
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:55,322
I'm going to need
some more of your product.

405
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,091
Yeah, that's cool but...

406
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,160
got a different batch
this time around.

407
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:01,929
Better quality.

408
00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:19,981
My daughter says it's good.

409
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:23,316
Thing is, yeah,
this batch is 38 on a key

410
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,285
and the minimum
I can bring you is three.

411
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,453
That's no problem.

412
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:29,289
So, I send someone next week
to drop and collect, yes?

413
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:33,127
Yeah. Next week's cool.
My grandmother used to say

414
00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:35,797
"You should never steal
from yourself...

415
00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:40,535
or the hand that feeds you."
My gran
used to say...

416
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:44,005
"Steal from me
and I'll slap you silly."

417
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,742
Think our grans
would get on, innit?

418
00:22:02,723 --> 00:22:05,193
Wagwan, fam?
Man, fuck these pricks.

419
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,728
Man tryna pull up
in his front room, you know.

420
00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:09,063
Oi, listen up!

421
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,233
I want everyone out here active.

422
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,770
If any of the mandem see
any of my fucking opps

423
00:22:15,837 --> 00:22:16,737
the De Marcos,

424
00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:19,974
I don't give a shit if man
is with his fucking aunt

425
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:22,475
or fucking uncle,
you light them pricks up.

426
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:24,879
- You hear me?
- Course, man. Yeah!

427
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,716
What you saying
for this Polish man?

428
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:31,552
On the next one, bro,
man's gonna pattern that pussy.

429
00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:34,021
Show man this is my hood!

430
00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:36,456
This kebab is peng, blud.

431
00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,391
I love the way
the succulent beef mixes in

432
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,527
with the flavorsome sauces.

433
00:22:39,594 --> 00:22:41,361
So scrumptious, cuz.

434
00:22:41,762 --> 00:22:44,265
Bruv, man's got
real life problems, G.

435
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,867
What we gonna do
about the Patels?

436
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:50,137
Oh, yeah, the Patels.
We're a laughingstock, man.

437
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,906
That Bizzle video's
everywhere, bruv.

438
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:55,243
I'm Just Bait, the Shadeborough,
Grime Daily, Linkup TV.

439
00:22:55,343 --> 00:22:57,311
I even emailed YouTube
to take it down.

440
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,779
What? Allow that, cuz.

441
00:22:58,846 --> 00:23:01,115
Man, I kinda like
the video still.
What?

442
00:23:01,282 --> 00:23:02,449
Man all see
a couple comments, bro,

443
00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:03,450
saying I look buff and that.

444
00:23:03,851 --> 00:23:05,887
I'm all getting ratings, fam.
Bruv, it was one comment

445
00:23:05,987 --> 00:23:08,856
and it came from
someone called "Jimmy_69."

446
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:09,891
Jimmy, fam!

447
00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:12,392
That ain't a sexy look, G.
Oi, a comment's a comment, bro,

448
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,228
just 'cause you ain't getting
no comments, fam.

449
00:23:14,295 --> 00:23:15,529
Bruv, fuck a comment, bruv.

450
00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:18,299
Bruv, we're out here on stage
looking like some pussyholes.

451
00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:20,201
I'm out here looking
for redemption, bruv.

452
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,170
Redemption. I like it.
Like <i>Shawshank?</i>

453
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,274
You know what, yeah?
Man ain't havin' it no more.

454
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:28,643
Man's gonna show the roads
what time it is.

455
00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:31,145
And I ain't talking
about no quarter past three.

456
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:33,214
I'm talking about a big move.

457
00:23:33,881 --> 00:23:36,684
Riko and Kane, G.
Riko and Kane,
cuz, you're right.

458
00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:38,686
I say I call my mandem
and arrange another move.

459
00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:41,488
Nah, fam. I ain't got time
for your CBBC mandem, blud.

460
00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:45,192
This time we do something big.
Like what though, fam?

461
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:49,330
The move of all moves.

462
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,899
Something that's gonna
finally put us on the map

463
00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:54,335
as roadman for good.

464
00:23:55,002 --> 00:23:58,039
Riko and Kane, G.
Riko and Kane, G.

465
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:03,311
You sure about this, fam?

466
00:24:04,412 --> 00:24:08,249
Told you, I'm sick and tired of
not being rated as a roadman.

467
00:24:08,349 --> 00:24:10,184
I'm on this ting,
and after today

468
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,786
everyone's gonna know
about us, fam.

469
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:13,788
I'm fully on this gun ting now.

470
00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:14,889
You sure about that?

471
00:24:14,956 --> 00:24:15,957
The other day
you was moving shook.

472
00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:17,325
You was all shaking
and that, bro.

473
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:19,360
I told you,
it was the arthritis.

474
00:24:19,427 --> 00:24:20,995
But my doctor sorted
that out now.

475
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:24,231
Thank God for the NHS.
God bless the NHS.

476
00:24:24,398 --> 00:24:25,566
It's time for that click-clack.

477
00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,668
It's about to go
off in there, fam.

478
00:24:27,735 --> 00:24:30,171
You <i>Ready Steady Cook,</i> yeah?
I dunno, man.

479
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,106
A bank robbery,
it's a bit hype for us, na?

480
00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:35,109
Exactly! That's where
we've been going wrong, fam.

481
00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:36,077
We need to be more hype.

482
00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:39,747
Bare roadman do bank robberies
and now, it's our time.

483
00:24:39,847 --> 00:24:42,650
- Riko and Kane, bang-bang.
- Fuck it.

484
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:45,820
Bang-bang, let's do this, fam.
Oi, oi, what you lot saying?

485
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,922
What the fuck, man?
Uh, you know who man is, innit?

486
00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:50,358
Yeah, man know who you are, fam.
Nah, nah, it's man like Ed.

487
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,493
Certified crackhead.
Crack... Ed... you get it?

488
00:24:53,561 --> 00:24:55,129
You get it? Crack-Ed...

489
00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:00,668
Just fuck off, man.
No, no, Reeks.

490
00:25:00,735 --> 00:25:02,336
Bro, Reeks,
I saw your mum, innit?

491
00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:04,605
What? Don't talk
about my mum, man.
No, no. No, bro.

492
00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:05,840
I saw your mum
in the showers, innit?

493
00:25:05,906 --> 00:25:08,009
What the fuck?
No, no, in the swimming pool.

494
00:25:08,109 --> 00:25:08,876
Leighton Leisure Lagoon.

495
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,145
I go there sometimes
to wash my ball bags, yeah.

496
00:25:11,212 --> 00:25:12,947
It's only 20p. It's a bargain!

497
00:25:13,047 --> 00:25:15,182
Anyway, you see your mum, yeah.
I'm watching her wash herself.

498
00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:17,018
Yeah, no, no, I weren't looking.
I weren't looking.

499
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,220
Tell a lie, I might have looked
once but respectfully.

500
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,489
She's pretty,
she's got nice legs.
Strong legs.

501
00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:22,923
Stop talking
about my mum!
Nah, bro.

502
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:24,625
Nah, she's standing
by the locker, yeah.

503
00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:27,595
She's looking all sad and that,
no P, just a bikini.

504
00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,997
So, man like me,
I subsidized that.

505
00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:33,334
I made that transaction happen.
I gave her the pound, bro.

506
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:34,535
She was so happy.

507
00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:36,937
She was so perky and I'm
just thinking out loud here bro,

508
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:39,940
I'm gonna need that pound back.
Move man, you ginger shithead!

509
00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:40,741
What did you say?

510
00:25:40,808 --> 00:25:42,209
All right, here we go.
Ginger?

511
00:25:42,376 --> 00:25:43,611
You call me ginger, bruv?

512
00:25:43,778 --> 00:25:45,813
D'you know what? You man can say
whatever you want about me.

513
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,716
You can say I shit in a bush,
I shit on the highroad.

514
00:25:49,016 --> 00:25:52,019
I don't wipe my bum,
but so what? Who does?

515
00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:53,687
But ginger, bruv?
It's not even ginger.

516
00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:56,023
It's more like strawberry blond.
Look, I'll show you my p--

517
00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:57,691
What are you doing?
Allow that, bro, man!

518
00:25:57,758 --> 00:25:58,826
Got like a salmon tinge.

519
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:00,394
It's cool, you don't have
to show, man!

520
00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:02,163
Allow it! Give him
the pound, bro!

521
00:26:02,363 --> 00:26:04,665
Here, just take the pound!
Take the pound. Fuck off, bro!
Oh, Reeks, bro.

522
00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:08,369
Love for that, bro. I can feel
the ginger love in you, brother.

523
00:26:08,836 --> 00:26:11,005
Oi, Kane, what you saying, yeah?
You got a pound for me, brother?

524
00:26:11,072 --> 00:26:12,541
I'll sing for you,
yeah?

525
00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:17,745
Chat to me and I will quarantine
your life, rudeboy!

526
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:19,647
Big man, say no more.

527
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:21,282
I'm not tryna get
my head licked off here, fellas.

528
00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:23,184
I feel like I've got
a lot of potential in life

529
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,152
and I can see you lot
are somewhat busy

530
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:27,488
so I'm gonna bounce
by the ounce, freaks.

531
00:26:27,556 --> 00:26:28,789
I love you, son, Kane.

532
00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:30,991
Keep doing you, brother.
I see it, I see it all.

533
00:26:31,058 --> 00:26:33,027
I see it, keep doing you,
brother. I love you fellas.

534
00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:33,794
I love you.

535
00:26:35,329 --> 00:26:36,497
What you doing, fam?

536
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:38,032
What you saying, man?
I just got gassed, man.

537
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:40,067
Come, we do this, blud.

538
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:43,572
Yeah, hold on a minute.
You got your debit card?

539
00:26:43,671 --> 00:26:44,872
What? What for?

540
00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:47,576
Parking! I ain't trying
to get no ticket.

541
00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:50,311
Blud, we're robbing a bank,
man, fuck the parking, G.

542
00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:51,645
Are you dumb?

543
00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:53,681
I ain't about
this PCN ticket life!

544
00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:55,449
That's about 65-pound

545
00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:58,018
and in the words
of Joseph Junior Adinuga,

546
00:26:58,085 --> 00:26:58,786
"That's not me."

547
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:02,223
Cuz, this looks mad wet, bro.
Bruv, stop being tight, man.

548
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:02,990
I paid for the petrol

549
00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:04,559
and the Frutellas
on the way down.

550
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:07,328
Frutellas are badman sweet,
you get me?

551
00:27:07,895 --> 00:27:09,730
Whatever, man, I'll pay
for the parking, bro.

552
00:27:10,064 --> 00:27:12,933
Can we do this, fam?
My guy!

553
00:27:14,802 --> 00:27:16,036
Hello!

554
00:27:30,084 --> 00:27:32,353
Dirty Ed!

555
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,592
Look at this orangutan!

556
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:40,261
You are causing a tsunami
in London again!

557
00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:52,541
- Mummy!
- Oh...

558
00:27:52,607 --> 00:27:53,608
Fuck off!

559
00:27:53,908 --> 00:27:56,177
About
"man don't rob banks".

560
00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:58,846
That's 'cause man don't know
about the true capabilities.

561
00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:04,952
See?

562
00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:07,589
Bet you didn't know I could do
that, innit, Shotti?

563
00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:10,991
That's a G out here!

564
00:28:12,661 --> 00:28:13,562
Man like Leo.

565
00:28:14,428 --> 00:28:16,363
Everyone shut the fuck up
and get on the fucking floor!

566
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:17,932
This is what you call
a roadman special delivery

567
00:28:17,998 --> 00:28:19,266
fucking bank robbery
extravaganza.

568
00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:21,001
You know what, yeah?
Everyone by the wall.

569
00:28:21,068 --> 00:28:22,537
Everyone
by the wall now.

570
00:28:22,604 --> 00:28:23,704
Did I stutter?

571
00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:25,806
I said everyone shut the fuck up
and get on your fucking knees.

572
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:29,343
Oh, my God,
this is so eeky!

573
00:28:29,644 --> 00:28:31,613
Please don't hurt me!
What? Eeky?

574
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,780
Shut your mouth,
you butters sket!

575
00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:34,949
I'm not here to bum you, am I?
What you screaming for, man?

576
00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:37,384
This is a fucking bank robbery,
everyone shut the fuck up

577
00:28:37,484 --> 00:28:38,819
and get on the fucking floor!

578
00:28:38,953 --> 00:28:40,854
Yeah, I got this, bro,
go hit that belly.

579
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,823
That's right,
it's a bank robbery, baby!

580
00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:44,792
Give me everything you've got.

581
00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:47,562
I'm talking about pounds,
10ps, 5ps

582
00:28:47,662 --> 00:28:49,296
and even the brown pennies!

583
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,632
You want the pennies?

584
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:53,067
I'm like ASDA, baby,
every penny counts.

585
00:28:53,234 --> 00:28:57,539
Now, fill up
my two JB bags, chop-chop!

586
00:28:57,706 --> 00:29:00,307
Time waits for no one!

587
00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:04,445
Okay, yep.
Okay, all right.

588
00:29:04,912 --> 00:29:06,648
All right, so darling,
what you're gonna do is...

589
00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:07,781
How do, um...

590
00:29:08,182 --> 00:29:10,184
How do I put this through, man?
Slide it through, innit?

591
00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:12,353
I am trying to slide it
through, darling.
Push, push and slide.

592
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:13,454
Huh?
Slide it.

593
00:29:13,622 --> 00:29:15,923
What d'you, I'm--
I'm-- I'm doing it.
Push and slide.

594
00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:17,124
- Like this?
- Push and slide.

595
00:29:17,191 --> 00:29:18,325
Oh. Push
and slide. Uh-oh...

596
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,228
Okay, yeah. Take the second one,
thank you very much.

597
00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:24,031
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

598
00:29:24,365 --> 00:29:28,068
I swear I know your voice
from somewhere.
What? You better hush your gums.

599
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:31,071
You don't know me, bruv!
I swear to God...

600
00:29:31,205 --> 00:29:32,072
I will shoot you!

601
00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:35,276
I will put a bullet
in your brains, fam!

602
00:29:35,376 --> 00:29:38,178
I know you're not talking
to me like that!

603
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:41,616
That's it. Everyone over here
like one big happy family.

604
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:44,285
Are you deaf, cuz?
I said get down on the floor.

605
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,452
Do your ting, innit.

606
00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,187
But man ain't getting
on no floor.

607
00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:49,323
Fam, man ain't asking like
to say if man wanted

608
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:51,760
a cup of tea or something,
man is giving orders, fam.

609
00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,294
Like I'm a madman,
cuz, it's official.

610
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,496
Read about me.
I will leng it down in here.

611
00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:56,997
Please don't "leng"
anything down!

612
00:29:57,431 --> 00:29:59,768
Fuck me, how much longer's
this gonna take?

613
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,302
I got a 48 bus to catch!

614
00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:04,271
This is just spectacular.
Proper spectacular robbery, cuz.

615
00:30:04,338 --> 00:30:06,340
Everyone shut your mouth,
I swear down, man!

616
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,976
Nah, I swear I recognize your
little whiney street rat voice

617
00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:11,945
- from somewhere.
-  I told you, you don't know me, man.

618
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:13,080
I don't think
you're getting this.

619
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:16,116
I'm a roadman
for life. Click-clack!

620
00:30:16,183 --> 00:30:17,786
- Hold on a minute, fam.
- What?

621
00:30:17,918 --> 00:30:18,952
Am I going mad?

622
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,588
Why have you got two guns
and man's only got one?

623
00:30:21,021 --> 00:30:22,990
You really doing this
right now, fam?
Yes, I'm doing
this right now.

624
00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:25,192
What gives you the right to have
two guns and man's only got one?

625
00:30:25,292 --> 00:30:27,227
I couldn't get you two, innit.
I could only get three so--

626
00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:29,096
So, why d'you get two then?
I wanted two.

627
00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:30,565
I'm the one holding
the hostages, fam.

628
00:30:30,632 --> 00:30:31,733
Why d'you get two and I didn't?

629
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,400
Why fam, why?
Riko, you're bugging out, G.

630
00:30:33,467 --> 00:30:35,269
Oh, my gosh, you just said
my name, fam.

631
00:30:35,369 --> 00:30:36,303
What? No I didn't!

632
00:30:36,403 --> 00:30:37,971
Yes, you did, you just said
my name, Riko.

633
00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:39,306
Why would you say
your own name for?

634
00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:41,108
I only said my name
'cause you said my name first.

635
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:42,744
What are you, some kind of
snitch or something?

636
00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:44,278
Sounds like a snitch
to me, mate!

637
00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:45,312
I'm not a snitch!

638
00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:47,649
And I didn't say your name, fam.
You did, innit?

639
00:30:47,782 --> 00:30:48,683
Innit? He said my name.

640
00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:52,386
Question! Is this a joke?
Oh, my days!

641
00:30:52,486 --> 00:30:56,857
Shut the fuck up
and count my money, bitch!

642
00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,126
If I said your name,
it was an accident.

643
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:00,729
I'm sorry, all right?
All right, cool, bro.

644
00:31:00,795 --> 00:31:03,163
What if I say
your name then, cuz?
Why would you do that for?

645
00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,566
'Cause it might be
an accident, innit?

646
00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:07,935
This is some fucking joke ting.
Kane Patrick Armand Ketende!

647
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:08,936
What the fuck?

648
00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:10,337
Why would you say
my full name for?

649
00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,972
I'm sorry, bro,
it was an accident, innit?

650
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,974
Oh, okay, okay,
you wanna play games, yeah?

651
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:16,076
All right. Check this.

652
00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:18,847
Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.
Oh, my God, fam.

653
00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:20,447
Don't call me Richard,
cuz! I told you.

654
00:31:20,515 --> 00:31:22,149
You know I don't like
when people call me Richard!

655
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,852
What you gonna do 'bout it?
What you gonna do 'bout it?

656
00:31:23,917 --> 00:31:25,352
I could do a lot.
I could do a lot too.

657
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:26,788
Set pace then.
I'm setting pace, fam.

658
00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:29,256
Oh, my days!

659
00:31:29,691 --> 00:31:31,191
You baited up your face, fam.
What?

660
00:31:31,392 --> 00:31:33,494
You ain't wearing your bally.
You ain't wearing
your bally either, man.

661
00:31:33,561 --> 00:31:35,963
This is all your fault!
Stop repeating me, man!

662
00:31:36,029 --> 00:31:39,099
- Just shut up, man!
- Rah! Riko and Kane?

663
00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:42,069
You two clowns,
course it is!

664
00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:44,739
Who else would rob a bank
like this, but Riko and Kane?

665
00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:46,608
Idiots!

666
00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:48,942
Look what you done!
Look what I done? You mean,
look what you done!

667
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,779
You started this by saying
my name first, fam.

668
00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:53,113
Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck.

669
00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:56,383
Such a good boy,
always so polite and friendly.

670
00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:57,519
What's happened to you?

671
00:31:57,685 --> 00:32:01,054
He's that fucking weirdo
that got himself sectioned.

672
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:02,356
Oh, yeah, I read about that.

673
00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:04,491
It's bipolar, all right?
And that's why I'm doing this.

674
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:06,927
To show everyone
with mental health problems

675
00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:08,328
that you can do anything
you put your mind to.

676
00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:10,931
Even a bank robbery.
Believe and achieve.

677
00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,099
You can do anything.

678
00:32:12,199 --> 00:32:15,235
Believe and achieve.
That's sick.

679
00:32:15,369 --> 00:32:20,742
I mean, it is very inspiring.

680
00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:25,513
You man need
to hurry the fuck up.

681
00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:28,348
Man has got places to go.
I know!

682
00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:30,652
I'm supposed to be sitting
on face in half an hour still.

683
00:32:31,185 --> 00:32:32,119
Absolutely!

684
00:32:32,186 --> 00:32:33,320
How long is this going to take?

685
00:32:33,521 --> 00:32:36,190
I've left my bicycle out there
and it's not even locked.

686
00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:38,091
I wouldn't leave my bike
unlocked around here, mate.

687
00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:39,193
Lot of criminals about.

688
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,361
I don't see criminals out here.

689
00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:43,363
I see young people
with no prospects,

690
00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:46,734
no future and no hope.
It's not very surprising

691
00:32:46,901 --> 00:32:48,368
after ten years
of a Tory government.

692
00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:50,905
What the fuck is this, man?
Everyone shut your mouth!

693
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,006
This is a fucking bank robbery.
Do you understand?

694
00:32:53,073 --> 00:32:54,542
I will start murking people
out here.

695
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,310
Allow it, wasteman.

696
00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:58,580
On a real, I ain't got time
for this shit.

697
00:32:58,913 --> 00:33:00,715
You man are a fucking joke.

698
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:03,450
You ain't going nowhere, cuz.
What, you gonna shoot me, yeah?

699
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:06,487
Do you even know
who I am, fam?

700
00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,923
I don't give a shit if
you was fucking Hercules, fam.

701
00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:10,424
You need to be waiting
over there, cuz.

702
00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:12,660
Shh, shh, fam,
you need to calm yourself

703
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,329
before I punch you
through that fucking wall.

704
00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:17,565
Oh, my gosh, do you not see
what man is holding, fam?

705
00:33:17,632 --> 00:33:19,032
I don't give a shit
what you're holding,

706
00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:20,267
you dumb fuck.

707
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:22,069
Trust me, you don't want it
with me.

708
00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,303
Listen, I'm gonna
have to ask you

709
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,739
to sit over there,
you know, fam.

710
00:33:25,507 --> 00:33:26,741
I fucking warned you.

711
00:33:26,841 --> 00:33:29,777
What the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Shoot the brother!

712
00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:31,111
Listen, I'll shoot you
you know, fam.

713
00:33:31,211 --> 00:33:33,280
I swear I'll shoot you, cuz.

714
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,920
Blud, you're lucky
you're holding that strap.

715
00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:41,388
But just remember,
I've seen your face, innit.

716
00:33:43,925 --> 00:33:45,527
You fucked up, bruv.

717
00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,195
I will come back
and I will catch you

718
00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,397
and your whole fucking family.

719
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:53,100
Now, ask about me.
What?

720
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,068
Are you mad? I don't give
a shit who you are.

721
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:58,973
All I'm saying is...
keep pointing that gun at me

722
00:33:59,273 --> 00:34:02,309
and I will shove it up
your fucking batty crease!

723
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:04,679
What? Ain't no one shoving
nothing up my bumbum-hole, cuz.

724
00:34:04,746 --> 00:34:06,346
I'll smash your head
through that fucking window.

725
00:34:06,548 --> 00:34:09,049
You should allow it, fam.
Fuck that! Man's a badman
out here, G.

726
00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:11,418
Yeah? Think you're
a badman, yeah?

727
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,452
Go on then, shoot me.

728
00:34:12,654 --> 00:34:14,254
Listen, they don't call me
"Bipolar Boy"

729
00:34:14,321 --> 00:34:16,490
for nothing, you know.
I'm a fuckin' madman, G!

730
00:34:16,558 --> 00:34:18,726
Now, sit the fuck down before
I disable your legs, cuzzy!

731
00:34:18,793 --> 00:34:21,829
Yeah? Is that right, yeah?
Fucking shoot me then!

732
00:34:21,896 --> 00:34:23,130
Shoot the pagan! Pap-pap!

733
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:24,766
Goldeneye ting!
Seriously, you should
allow it, fam.

734
00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,300
I'll shoot you, cuz.
Fucking shoot me!

735
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,869
What do I do, fam? What do I do?

736
00:34:27,936 --> 00:34:29,436
Shoot him!
I'll shoot you, fam.

737
00:34:29,504 --> 00:34:30,638
- Fucking shoot me!
- Riko, shoot!

738
00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:33,675
Come on! Do it!
Fucking shoot me!
Shoot him.

739
00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:43,818
Yo, fam, are you all right?
I-- I was just joking, man.

740
00:34:43,885 --> 00:34:45,118
The-- The gun ain't
even loaded, cuz.

741
00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:48,221
What the fuck did you do, fam?
You fucking killed him.

742
00:34:48,322 --> 00:34:50,758
Nah, man. We were just chatting
and I-- I dunno what--

743
00:34:50,825 --> 00:34:52,961
I think he's just having
a nap or something.

744
00:34:53,393 --> 00:34:55,095
He looks dead to me, cuz.

745
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:58,533
Um... So, that's attempted
armed robbery and murder,

746
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,602
so just so you know
you're looking at 30 years plus,

747
00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:02,402
for the both of you,
so...

748
00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:05,172
Now wait, hold on.
Fam, you know
who that is, innit?

749
00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,642
That's Leo Da Marco
from Skengville, fam.

750
00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:10,444
I can't believe
you just duppied him like that.

751
00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:12,112
You're fucking sick, fam.

752
00:35:12,614 --> 00:35:15,617
Wait, what? That's Leo Da Marco?
Yeah, cuz.

753
00:35:15,817 --> 00:35:18,485
You're on that madman smoke,
innit? No long ting.

754
00:35:18,586 --> 00:35:20,420
Man just run up in there
backed off the bally,

755
00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,222
robbed the dance!
Killed off Leo!

756
00:35:22,456 --> 00:35:24,458
You're on some
fucking Rambo shit, G!

757
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:27,095
Nah, you're fucking nang!
What was your man's names again?

758
00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:29,864
Riko and Kane, G.
What the fuck, man?

759
00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:32,199
Stop telling everyone our names!
Nah, man, it's cool, G.

760
00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,167
Man does fulltime road too.
I was actually gonna rob

761
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,469
this place as well,
but you know.

762
00:35:35,603 --> 00:35:37,639
Bruv, this ain't no fucking
meet and greet, G.

763
00:35:37,705 --> 00:35:39,373
All right, listen.
Come, we kick man.

764
00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:41,542
Boydem are gonna be here
any minute. We need to go.

765
00:35:43,343 --> 00:35:45,713
Wait, after all that you lot
don't even want the money now?

766
00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:49,751
Riko and Kane.

767
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:51,586
Gang, gang.

768
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,889
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

769
00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:57,792
Ian, Bill.

770
00:35:57,959 --> 00:36:01,829
Excuse me...
can you not do that?

771
00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:03,931
You need a hand with that, love?

772
00:36:04,799 --> 00:36:08,235
Fucking tosser.

773
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:11,039
Think she needs a big,
wide one up her arse.

774
00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,573
Lighten her load a little.

775
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:14,976
Do you see
who that dark fella was?

776
00:36:15,242 --> 00:36:17,210
Ian... Bill.

777
00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:20,313
Willy Wanker William!

778
00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:22,617
Oi-oi!
It's just William, okay?

779
00:36:22,817 --> 00:36:25,787
No "Willy," no "Wanker,"
just William.

780
00:36:25,887 --> 00:36:28,056
Okay, "No Willy William."

781
00:36:28,488 --> 00:36:31,258
I'll make another complaint,
you know. I will. I will do it!

782
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,927
All right, ackee breath!

783
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:36,130
Very sensitive,
you lot, ain't ya? Eh?

784
00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:39,332
Always complaining
about something.

785
00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:41,334
Ian, I'm gonna go inside
and do the camera checks.

786
00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:43,871
No need, Bill.
I checked them already.

787
00:36:44,038 --> 00:36:45,606
They went down at 12:42.

788
00:36:45,707 --> 00:36:47,340
They're still struggling
to get them back on.

789
00:36:47,675 --> 00:36:49,911
An outside interference,
it seems.

790
00:36:50,111 --> 00:36:51,813
I must go now.

791
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:53,514
There are crimes taking place

792
00:36:53,581 --> 00:36:55,883
and as always,
I must solve them.

793
00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,686
Excuse me, thank you.

794
00:37:02,523 --> 00:37:04,859
I smell fishy fanny here, Billy.

795
00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:05,693
What, mate?

796
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:07,962
I may not be an expert
on these things

797
00:37:08,029 --> 00:37:10,230
but I bet my left arse cheek

798
00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:11,933
on this having something
to do with Shotti!

799
00:37:12,066 --> 00:37:14,769
I'm telling ya, mate,
if we want to start winning

800
00:37:15,036 --> 00:37:18,573
all we've gotta do is catch
the pricks who did this.

801
00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:21,576
If we solve this,
they've gotta start giving us

802
00:37:21,642 --> 00:37:24,112
guns or at least
some new tasers.

803
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:32,687
Do you think feds
are gonna catch man, fam?

804
00:37:32,787 --> 00:37:35,523
I don't wanna go jail.
I can't go jail.

805
00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:39,227
Thirty-five years, nah, man.
Man's all small and all that.

806
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:40,661
It'll be peak for me
in the showers, bro.

807
00:37:40,728 --> 00:37:42,362
I'll get raped.
Probably, fam.

808
00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:44,766
But it's cool.
You're a roadman, innit?

809
00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:46,466
Top gully badman, you get me?

810
00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:49,003
All roadmen have
to go prison sometime, fam.

811
00:37:49,203 --> 00:37:52,339
Tupac, 50 Cent, Gigs,
Nelson Mandela.

812
00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:55,042
It'll make you more certi
on the roads, ya get me?

813
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:00,413
<i>Where the bumbaclartings</i>
<i>are you fuckboys, huh?</i>

814
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,151
<i>You bloody fuck-fucks!</i>
<i>Don't fuck me, I fuck you!</i>

815
00:38:03,518 --> 00:38:06,386
Oh, this is peak, man.
Man ain't got no P.

816
00:38:06,486 --> 00:38:07,789
We got Bombay Patel
on our backs.

817
00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:09,924
The robbery went wrong.
Man all killed Leo by accident.

818
00:38:09,991 --> 00:38:12,827
Man's looking at jail.
I feel to cry, fam. Real talk.

819
00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:15,129
I should've worn
my woolly hat, innit?

820
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,865
It's kinda cold.
Yeah, I guess so.

821
00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:37,819
Hey, come on!

822
00:38:38,085 --> 00:38:39,386
Come on.
Run that, run that.

823
00:38:39,554 --> 00:38:41,823
Growing pains,
you'll be all right.
The circle of life and that.

824
00:38:41,923 --> 00:38:43,724
- But you're nearly 40!
- Oi, shut up!

825
00:38:45,993 --> 00:38:47,762
What you man saying?
What you man telling me?

826
00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:51,265
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

827
00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:52,867
I beg you don't rob
my creps again, fam.

828
00:38:52,934 --> 00:38:55,636
Nah, it's cool, man. Man heard
about what you man done still.

829
00:38:55,703 --> 00:38:57,872
Ah, no, that video on Linkup,
that was just a little joke ting

830
00:38:57,939 --> 00:38:58,639
that we tried out, innit?

831
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,741
Nah, man's talking about
you man murking Leo, fam.

832
00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,076
No, that was just an acc--
What you saying?

833
00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,045
You man not on this ting, yeah?
It weren't even like that.

834
00:39:04,111 --> 00:39:05,513
You know what man
are calling you on the roads?

835
00:39:05,646 --> 00:39:07,715
Man are calling you
Rambo Riko, fam.

836
00:39:08,149 --> 00:39:09,817
Rambo Riko?
How did you do it, G?

837
00:39:09,884 --> 00:39:11,586
Big man, I'm hearing
my man can't die, fam.

838
00:39:11,686 --> 00:39:14,421
I'm hearing 28 lives, some
black magic obia settings, fam.

839
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:15,990
On the real, fam,
how'd you kill him?

840
00:39:16,057 --> 00:39:17,424
See, that's the thing,
we didn't actually--

841
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,328
What my boy's trying to say
is of course we murked him, fam.

842
00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:24,497
Fuck a obia ting, fam.
I am Mr. Obia. Mr. Black Magic.

843
00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:26,601
I done anyone's dance,
you get me?

844
00:39:26,934 --> 00:39:29,737
Hold on, you didn't even do--
All right, easy, easy, easy.

845
00:39:29,804 --> 00:39:31,371
Man don't talk too much.
You get me?

846
00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:32,506
Oi! You the man?

847
00:39:32,807 --> 00:39:35,943
All right, run that photo.
Your phone. Let's go, let's go!

848
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,211
All right, line up, line up!

849
00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:38,478
There you go,
let me get the limelight,

850
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:39,847
let me get the main ting,
there we go.

851
00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:41,983
You man in the shot, yeah?
You man in the shot, yeah?

852
00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,117
Nice, nice, nice.

853
00:39:43,184 --> 00:39:44,719
Aye, on three, "Riko," fam.

854
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:46,654
- Riko!
- Rams!

855
00:39:46,754 --> 00:39:48,055
Riko!

856
00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:49,156
Let me see that, fam.

857
00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:52,293
Oh, my God, yeah, this is hard.

858
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,728
Hey, what price plan you
on, fam?

859
00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:56,496
All right, listen!
You man roll safe, you know.

860
00:39:56,731 --> 00:39:58,733
Man hear Leo's brother's looking
for you man still.

861
00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:01,869
What?
Yeah, boy, when he finds out
he's gonna go mental.

862
00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:03,004
His brother's a fruitcake.

863
00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,040
Who's Leo's brother though, fam?

864
00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:08,576
Who's on the greeze?

865
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,443
- Tyreese.
- Tyreese

866
00:40:10,544 --> 00:40:12,380
Who's got da Ps?

867
00:40:12,445 --> 00:40:14,148
Tyreese.

868
00:40:14,782 --> 00:40:15,516
Grape!

869
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,390
Zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam.
In your face, cuz!

870
00:40:23,456 --> 00:40:24,558
In your face, fam!

871
00:40:24,759 --> 00:40:27,328
Man was just distracted, innit?
About zoop-zoop!

872
00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:30,031
Give me the fucking control pad,
rudeboy.

873
00:40:31,365 --> 00:40:33,634
See that goal?

874
00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,870
Standard procedures.
Next hype, two all!

875
00:40:36,037 --> 00:40:38,940
What you saying now, huh?
Exactly! You fucking speng!

876
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,876
This is my game, G. My game.
You all right, Tamara?

877
00:40:41,976 --> 00:40:42,743
Yeah, I'm cool.

878
00:40:43,177 --> 00:40:45,012
Don't be talking to no boys,
lickle sketbag donkey head.

879
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:46,681
Fucking mongoose!

880
00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:48,549
Oi, why the fuck
you asking my sister

881
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:51,319
if she's all right for, fam?
You trying to move to her, blud?

882
00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:52,553
No.
You trying to press her
out, blud?

883
00:40:52,853 --> 00:40:54,689
Trying to chirps her up, cuz?
Is that what you trying to do?

884
00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:56,824
You must want man to confiscate
your legs, rudeboy.

885
00:40:56,924 --> 00:40:58,659
Sorry, T-man, didn't mean
no disrespect, fam.

886
00:40:58,726 --> 00:41:00,493
I was just...
Damn fucking right.

887
00:41:00,561 --> 00:41:02,663
Standard procedures
about, "Are you all right?"

888
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,899
What, you wanna end up
like my guy, with a black eye?

889
00:41:05,032 --> 00:41:08,169
Rah, that all rhymes and that.
Man's so intelligent out here.

890
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:09,303
How do I do this?

891
00:41:09,403 --> 00:41:10,604
Anyway, fuck about again,

892
00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,673
you get a straight Chinese burn
to the throat.

893
00:41:12,773 --> 00:41:14,508
Rah, you're such a weirdo.

894
00:41:14,608 --> 00:41:15,743
Your mum's a fucking weirdo

895
00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:17,678
and blatantly sucks dick
at the back of the 253 bus.

896
00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:20,381
So, go suck
your mum, you butters sket!

897
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,750
That's your sister, bro,
that's your mum too.

898
00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:26,187
Step-sister, dickhead!
I don't care. I don't care, fam.

899
00:41:26,253 --> 00:41:29,090
I don't care about anyone.
That's how naughty-walty I am.

900
00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:32,827
Yo, T... You got a sec?
Man needs to chat to you still.

901
00:41:32,927 --> 00:41:35,997
It's about your brother, fam.

902
00:41:36,664 --> 00:41:39,200
Something's happened.
What you talking about, blud?

903
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:41,869
What you mean
something's happened?

904
00:41:42,737 --> 00:41:46,073
Fam! What the fuck happened?

905
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:47,641
You're making man
get butterflies

906
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:48,676
in my belly-tummy, man.

907
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:50,845
Man's hearing
he's in hospital, blud.

908
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:52,913
I think someone run up
on him, fam.

909
00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:56,517
Word on the road is
some brother called Riko did it.

910
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,652
Wiko?

911
00:41:59,453 --> 00:42:01,922
Who the fuck
is fucking Wiko? Oi, Jay.

912
00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:04,291
Does he work with Shotti?
Is he one of Shotti's boys?

913
00:42:04,658 --> 00:42:07,728
I-- I dunno, bro.
Try move to my brother here.

914
00:42:07,862 --> 00:42:11,232
My bloodline!
My brother, you know.

915
00:42:15,504 --> 00:42:16,637
Rah, what happened?

916
00:42:16,737 --> 00:42:18,272
Slapanory Time!

917
00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,373
Shut your gums, rudeboy!

918
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,641
Man's speaking out here.

919
00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:22,476
Don't insult
man's superior intellect.

920
00:42:22,576 --> 00:42:25,346
As a sideman, you only speak
when you're spoken to.

921
00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:27,114
You fucking coleslaw-face.

922
00:42:27,214 --> 00:42:30,418
Man's gonna fuck
this Wiko yute inside out.

923
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,387
Wiko and his family
and his mandem.

924
00:42:33,454 --> 00:42:35,389
Man's gonna fuck
his fucking neighbors, blud.

925
00:42:35,456 --> 00:42:36,957
Try touch my boy, you know?

926
00:42:37,191 --> 00:42:40,628
This Wiko pussy boy
must think he's Captain Planet.

927
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,730
Well, he's not.
I'm Captain Planet.

928
00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:50,237
And you know what? I know say
it's got something to do

929
00:42:50,304 --> 00:42:53,107
with that pussyhole, Shotti.
Fucking dickhead!

930
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,543
About touch my bro.

931
00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:57,445
Right, I want all you mans
to hit the woads

932
00:42:57,512 --> 00:42:58,712
and find this Wiko yute.

933
00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:01,415
I wanna know where he resides,
where he sleeps,

934
00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:02,583
where he buys his weed.

935
00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:04,785
What color socks he wears,
what size they are.

936
00:43:04,952 --> 00:43:07,788
I wanna know everything!
Every thing!

937
00:43:08,089 --> 00:43:12,927
This is big fucking wars
on the woadside, fam!

938
00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:14,595
I'm sure his brother
will understand though

939
00:43:14,662 --> 00:43:17,031
it was an accident, right?
Bruv, fuck all of that, man.

940
00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:19,033
The roads think
we killed Leo, bro.

941
00:43:19,133 --> 00:43:21,035
Man's got to run
with that narrative, bruv.

942
00:43:21,335 --> 00:43:23,771
Man's been waiting
for this moment my whole life.

943
00:43:24,071 --> 00:43:26,707
It's like we've finally
been verified as bad boys, cuz.

944
00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:29,477
You can't fuck this up, man.
I'm begging you, bruv.

945
00:43:29,810 --> 00:43:31,245
You gotta be more gassed.

946
00:43:31,445 --> 00:43:33,314
You're a killer now.
He-Man ting.

947
00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:38,819
By the power of Grayskull,
you are "Murder Man Reeks."

948
00:43:38,953 --> 00:43:41,322
"Murder Man Reeks?"
I fucking like it, fam.

949
00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,724
It gets my bipolar popping,
cuz, I can't even lie.

950
00:43:43,824 --> 00:43:46,160
What about Rambo Riko?
My guy was saying it earlier.

951
00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:48,162
'Cause I do think of myself
a bit, you know,

952
00:43:48,229 --> 00:43:49,063
a bit Ramboish, cuz.

953
00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:50,664
I like that!

954
00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:51,799
I like that.

955
00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:53,602
- Rambo Riko!
- Rambo Riko, whoa!

956
00:43:53,667 --> 00:43:54,969
Rambo Riko up in here!

957
00:43:55,035 --> 00:43:56,203
You man Riko
and Kane, yeah?

958
00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:59,240
Yeah, that's right, bro.

959
00:43:59,508 --> 00:44:00,575
Riko and Kane.

960
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,376
That's Riko.
That's Kane.

961
00:44:02,577 --> 00:44:03,711
Riko and Kane.

962
00:44:03,978 --> 00:44:06,313
Get in the car, fam.
Shotti wants to see you.

963
00:44:07,848 --> 00:44:09,116
Shotti?

964
00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:32,840
So, you man are Riko
and Kane, yeah?

965
00:44:32,973 --> 00:44:35,510
Yeah, bro. Riko and Kane.
Riko and Kane.

966
00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:37,444
That's Riko.
That's Kane.

967
00:44:37,512 --> 00:44:38,647
Riko and Kane.

968
00:44:38,812 --> 00:44:43,350
Riko...

969
00:44:43,984 --> 00:44:46,220
So, Dwayne tells me
you're the guy that killed Leo.

970
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:49,223
Um... Yeah, that's right, bro.

971
00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,059
So, how you kill him?

972
00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:54,995
Do you know
what it was, my guy?

973
00:44:55,062 --> 00:44:56,197
Man's robbing a bank, innit,

974
00:44:56,263 --> 00:44:57,731
and you got my man
whatever his name is.

975
00:44:57,865 --> 00:44:59,767
He's all up on the wall trying
to flex all sexy and that

976
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,035
like he's on some catalogue ting

977
00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:02,537
and I'm trying
to tell my guy, innit

978
00:45:02,637 --> 00:45:03,737
"Get down
on your fucking knees!"

979
00:45:03,938 --> 00:45:06,106
But he's not listening
and because of a certain someone

980
00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,808
man's only got one gun
but it's cool,

981
00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,076
so I back out the ting, yeah,

982
00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:10,612
and he starts saying
that he's gonna punch me

983
00:45:10,679 --> 00:45:11,613
through the fucking wall

984
00:45:11,745 --> 00:45:12,880
and shove a strap up
my bumbum-hole!

985
00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,815
And I said, "Nah, cuz,
are you mad?"

986
00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:16,585
"No one's shoving no strap
up my batty crease!"

987
00:45:16,651 --> 00:45:17,885
And then, yeah.

988
00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,191
And then what?

989
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:27,596
Um...
Then man dropped him.

990
00:45:27,662 --> 00:45:28,862
No long ting. You get me?

991
00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:31,131
If man comes in our way,
we take 'em out.

992
00:45:31,198 --> 00:45:34,468
Riko and Kane. Bang, bang.
All day, midday.

993
00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:37,539
Man said, "All day, midday".
I love that.

994
00:45:37,606 --> 00:45:41,475
Come on, fam, we does this.
I'm not gonna lie, we do, fam.

995
00:45:42,076 --> 00:45:44,679
Wh... Where you man from? Cah...

996
00:45:45,045 --> 00:45:46,480
Man ain't really heard
of you man before.

997
00:45:46,548 --> 00:45:49,183
Skengville estate, cuz.
Originally from Goonbred though.

998
00:45:49,283 --> 00:45:51,051
Same way roadman
since birth. Ya get me?

999
00:45:51,118 --> 00:45:55,055
Click-clack! HM pizzle.
Bang, bang everywhere gang.

1000
00:45:55,155 --> 00:45:56,357
We do this, cuz.

1001
00:45:56,558 --> 00:45:58,759
These man are mad,
you know.

1002
00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:01,061
But I like mad. You get me?

1003
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:03,632
See? I told you I
could find these man.

1004
00:46:03,732 --> 00:46:05,065
Shut up, Dwayne.

1005
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:07,101
Go and bag the food
with the youngers.

1006
00:46:07,268 --> 00:46:09,203
It's just like banter,
we have a little...

1007
00:46:09,638 --> 00:46:11,171
So, what you saying, mandem?

1008
00:46:12,339 --> 00:46:16,343
Let man put you on, innit?
Come run with me. M Gang ting.

1009
00:46:16,877 --> 00:46:20,615
Money and murder, cuz.
Gs! Murkers are us!

1010
00:46:20,682 --> 00:46:23,117
Yeah, murkers are us, G.

1011
00:46:23,217 --> 00:46:25,620
I swear I see you man on
that Linkup video ting though.

1012
00:46:25,786 --> 00:46:27,221
What? You got
the wrong people, fam.

1013
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,356
You get me? We don't do
no Linkup videos.

1014
00:46:29,423 --> 00:46:32,092
We keep things mystic out here.
That's right, Mystic FM, G.

1015
00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:33,662
About Linkup videos.

1016
00:46:33,728 --> 00:46:35,597
Nah, he definitely looked
like you man.

1017
00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:36,797
No, they weren't us, all right?

1018
00:46:36,864 --> 00:46:38,700
Hey, Shotti, wagwan
for your boy, cuz?

1019
00:46:38,767 --> 00:46:40,501
We need some
goddamn respect out here.

1020
00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:41,802
We are some trained killers.

1021
00:46:41,902 --> 00:46:44,171
I am an African giant
and I will burn

1022
00:46:44,271 --> 00:46:47,041
a boy out here, cuz.
I furthermore shoot him, cuz.

1023
00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:48,042
Hasn't reached that level.

1024
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:50,344
Rambo Riko, shoot him!
What, now?

1025
00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:51,613
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.

1026
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,147
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck it.

1027
00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:54,448
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1028
00:46:54,516 --> 00:46:56,083
Whoa!

1029
00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:58,018
That's what I'm saying, cuz.
Rambo Riko up in here.

1030
00:46:58,185 --> 00:47:00,154
I'll shoot him again you know,
fam. Shall I shoot him again?

1031
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,822
Chill, chill, chill!
'Cause you know I would, innit?

1032
00:47:01,889 --> 00:47:03,658
You shoot me!

1033
00:47:03,725 --> 00:47:06,860
My God will not forgive you,
you demonic bastard! You...

1034
00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:08,195
No, no, no...

1035
00:47:08,262 --> 00:47:10,565
Fuck that, you man
are gonna fuck up my sofa.

1036
00:47:14,101 --> 00:47:16,738
Sorry, Shotti, man. Man's got
mental health issues, innit.

1037
00:47:16,805 --> 00:47:17,838
Mental health awareness
and all that,

1038
00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:19,306
so I thought I'd let you know.
You get me?

1039
00:47:19,373 --> 00:47:21,175
So, what you saying?

1040
00:47:22,276 --> 00:47:24,478
You man wanna jump
on the wave, yeah?

1041
00:47:25,714 --> 00:47:27,816
Man will put bread
in your pockets, fam.

1042
00:47:28,482 --> 00:47:30,719
I just need them young Gs
that are on it.

1043
00:47:31,285 --> 00:47:33,354
I need them madman shooters,
you get me?

1044
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,889
Course, fam.
Yeah, man's fully on that, G.

1045
00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:39,460
That's what I'm talking about.
Oi, hear what.

1046
00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:41,563
You man smoke weed, yeah?

1047
00:47:41,763 --> 00:47:43,964
Oh, yeah, bro,
man definitely does, cuz.

1048
00:47:44,031 --> 00:47:48,902
Oi, Dwayne. Get my man
a loud pack, yeah?

1049
00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:51,271
Hold this, yeah.

1050
00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:54,141
This is my chain.

1051
00:47:54,776 --> 00:47:56,143
Ain't nobody fucking with you

1052
00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:58,747
when you got this
round your neck. You hear me?

1053
00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:01,683
Oh, he looks sick,
fam. Here.

1054
00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,552
Proper Cali, cuz.

1055
00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:06,153
Gelato ting, peng.

1056
00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:08,690
I need you man do
a quick little run for me, yeah?

1057
00:48:08,889 --> 00:48:12,827
Lose this bag,

1058
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:14,796
or what's meant
to come back to me...

1059
00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:18,332
and you ain't gonna have no neck
to put no chain on, fam.

1060
00:48:18,399 --> 00:48:19,466
You get me?

1061
00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:25,472
Dwayne,
anything they need, yeah?

1062
00:48:25,607 --> 00:48:26,674
And take the Porsche.

1063
00:48:26,741 --> 00:48:28,142
And someone come clean
this place up

1064
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,944
before my mum walks in!
Come, we hit the roads, mandem.

1065
00:48:41,556 --> 00:48:43,223
I'm telling you, Billy,

1066
00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:45,225
those two
are the contract killers.

1067
00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:46,694
Are you sure
about that, Ian?

1068
00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:49,864
I mean, they don't look like
your usual contract killer type.

1069
00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:51,900
They're fucking
black boys, ain't they?

1070
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:56,270
They behave... all,
you know... black!

1071
00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:57,906
That one's
not even black though!

1072
00:48:57,971 --> 00:48:59,841
He is. All right,
his skin isn't.

1073
00:49:00,073 --> 00:49:03,377
But I'm tellin' ya.
He's got that look, ain't he?

1074
00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:05,613
- What look?
- I dunno!

1075
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,682
All that urban malarky.

1076
00:49:07,782 --> 00:49:11,118
That "wagwan famalam,
innit" look.

1077
00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:14,488
All that cocoa butter goes
to their heads, don't it?

1078
00:49:14,656 --> 00:49:15,857
I don't get it, mate.

1079
00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:18,225
What the fuck goes on
in that head of yours?

1080
00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:22,095
Why have you always
gotta talk like this?

1081
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,365
I... I... I...

1082
00:49:25,466 --> 00:49:27,468
I don't want to talk about it,
all right?

1083
00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:31,906
So, what now then?
We wait, follow them

1084
00:49:32,072 --> 00:49:34,843
and gather as much information
as we can

1085
00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:38,580
and then we pounce
like a fucking puma.

1086
00:50:45,412 --> 00:50:47,481
- Hello.
- What?

1087
00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:49,316
Calm down,
let me have a word--

1088
00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:50,718
Ugh!

1089
00:50:50,785 --> 00:50:53,186
Chill, chill, chill.
What you doing, bruv?

1090
00:50:53,287 --> 00:50:55,188
What?
Hey, what you doing, fam?

1091
00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:56,824
Who the fuck are you, fam?

1092
00:50:57,025 --> 00:50:57,959
Don't worry about who I am.

1093
00:50:58,026 --> 00:50:59,059
Leave the pretty girl alone,
innit?

1094
00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:00,728
Look, it's fine.
No, it's not fine.

1095
00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:02,764
Man's moving like
he's Harvey Weinstein out here.

1096
00:51:02,897 --> 00:51:04,097
Harvey Weinstein, what?

1097
00:51:04,231 --> 00:51:05,399
You know who the fuck
you're talking to?

1098
00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:08,870
Do you know who the fuck I am?
It's man like Melvin.

1099
00:51:09,504 --> 00:51:11,438
Man ought to punch you
in your face.

1100
00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:12,640
Yeah?

1101
00:51:25,252 --> 00:51:27,120
Kane!

1102
00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:28,388
Kane!

1103
00:51:29,323 --> 00:51:30,123
Kane!

1104
00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:33,895
Uh... Allow it, man!

1105
00:52:07,061 --> 00:52:09,229
Hi, my name's Riko.

1106
00:52:09,329 --> 00:52:11,866
I hope you don't mind me saying
but you are beautiful.

1107
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:15,135
Hold on.

1108
00:52:30,350 --> 00:52:32,185
Wait, wait--
Hadouken!

1109
00:52:46,601 --> 00:52:48,603
Riko! Riko!

1110
00:53:10,892 --> 00:53:12,026
That's right!

1111
00:53:12,093 --> 00:53:13,995
Riko and Kane up in this bitch!

1112
00:53:14,095 --> 00:53:17,330
Man like a black GI Joe!

1113
00:53:17,464 --> 00:53:18,265
Pussy!

1114
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:20,300
I didn't even get your name,
you know.

1115
00:53:20,702 --> 00:53:21,569
It's Tamara.

1116
00:53:21,703 --> 00:53:23,336
Are you taking the mickey,
rudeboy?

1117
00:53:23,437 --> 00:53:25,540
Are you really tryna draw
a ting right now?

1118
00:53:25,707 --> 00:53:27,975
This ain't a ting, fam.
This is Tamara.

1119
00:53:28,076 --> 00:53:29,177
You man, come.

1120
00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:31,211
We gotta kick. Come, man.
We need to kick, fam.

1121
00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,312
Take care, Tamara, yeah?

1122
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,648
I hope you have
a lovely evening.

1123
00:53:48,261 --> 00:53:49,564
Broski.

1124
00:53:50,198 --> 00:53:51,431
Look at you.

1125
00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:53,601
Face all dry and that.

1126
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,408
We was just about to take over,
fam.

1127
00:54:01,609 --> 00:54:04,946
Do the mazzer on Shotti.
Conquer the world.

1128
00:54:05,947 --> 00:54:08,683
From London to New York,
you said.

1129
00:54:09,650 --> 00:54:13,253
Now look at you.
Some fucking couch potato.

1130
00:54:13,487 --> 00:54:16,891
Wake up, man! I need you, man.

1131
00:54:16,991 --> 00:54:18,659
I can't do this without you,
bro!

1132
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,828
It was me and you. It was us,
remember?

1133
00:54:20,928 --> 00:54:23,865
Bromo gang, remember?
Big bro, lickle bro!

1134
00:54:23,965 --> 00:54:26,067
Big bro, lickle bro!
Hey, fam, I don't think--

1135
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,402
Don't fucking touch me, man!
Fucking mongoose!

1136
00:54:33,241 --> 00:54:34,876
Man has done
a little wibbly-wobbly

1137
00:54:35,009 --> 00:54:36,144
one there still.

1138
00:54:36,276 --> 00:54:37,912
Man was on a Lion King vibe,
innit?

1139
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:39,279
Mufasa ting, you know them ones.

1140
00:54:41,949 --> 00:54:43,584
But fuck all of that.

1141
00:54:43,718 --> 00:54:45,953
This ain't no fucking
Disney Plus ting, fam.

1142
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,955
Man needs to get
on my Scarface ting.

1143
00:54:48,055 --> 00:54:49,590
Hunt done that cockroach, Wiko.

1144
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:51,559
Who does he think he is, bro?

1145
00:54:51,659 --> 00:54:57,231
Touch my bro, ya na? My bro!
No one touches my bro but me!

1146
00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:58,733
Will you keep it down, please?

1147
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,101
There's some
seriously ill people

1148
00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,102
in here, trying to rest.

1149
00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:02,637
Shut your mouth, you butters
horse-face donkey sket.

1150
00:55:02,770 --> 00:55:04,605
I'll dash you out
the fucking window, you clown.

1151
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:07,175
Hey, fuck her, man.
I would, fam.

1152
00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:09,811
Can't we just circle the block
and find this Riko, innit?

1153
00:55:09,944 --> 00:55:11,078
Whore!

1154
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:14,715
So, where the fuck
is this Wiko, huh?

1155
00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:16,784
Has anyone got
any credentials on him?

1156
00:55:17,585 --> 00:55:19,620
Try touch my family, ya na!

1157
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,490
Nah, this guy must be
some kinda madman.

1158
00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:25,593
Uh, Blud, I think I'm in love.

1159
00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:28,863
Riko and Tamara it's all got
that Romeo and Juliet vibe.

1160
00:55:28,963 --> 00:55:30,932
I lie, fam?
Tamara, fam?

1161
00:55:31,699 --> 00:55:33,301
Blud, that's Leo's stepsister.

1162
00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:36,304
Don't lie. She was peng though.
I lie, fam.

1163
00:55:36,403 --> 00:55:37,572
Didn't you hear him, bruv?

1164
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:39,807
That's Leo's sister, bruv.
Don't be ringing her, you know.

1165
00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:41,576
Yeah, he actually said
stepsister, fam.

1166
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:43,110
But yeah, I hear ya.

1167
00:55:43,177 --> 00:55:44,245
Did you smell her hair
though, cuz?

1168
00:55:44,377 --> 00:55:45,813
I smelt it when I was standing
close to her.

1169
00:55:45,913 --> 00:55:48,415
It all smelt
like wild strawberries.

1170
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:51,351
Man said wild strawberries.
You're fucking sick.

1171
00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:53,221
Man's trying to draw down
a dead man's sister

1172
00:55:53,321 --> 00:55:54,856
while smacking up bare man.

1173
00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,525
Rambo Riko!

1174
00:55:57,625 --> 00:55:59,627
I can't lie though.
I've never seen nothing like it.

1175
00:55:59,727 --> 00:56:01,829
Maybe WrestleMania
but never in real life.

1176
00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:03,164
Bad man ting, G.

1177
00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:04,832
Come on, fam,
that's how we roll, G.

1178
00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:07,802
Badder man for any badder man.
I dunno what happened.

1179
00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:10,204
I just saw red
and went all bipolar.

1180
00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:13,174
You got bipolar, fam?
Yeah, bro.

1181
00:56:13,241 --> 00:56:14,575
That's sick.

1182
00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:16,244
I want some
of that bipolar shit too, fam.

1183
00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:18,346
No, cuz, you don't.
Trust me. It's dead.

1184
00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:19,547
It's fucking long.

1185
00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:21,381
Certain times
I feel like a madman.

1186
00:56:21,481 --> 00:56:23,117
Certain times
you are a madman, fam.

1187
00:56:23,184 --> 00:56:25,052
Nothing wrong with being
a little bit mad though, cuz.

1188
00:56:25,152 --> 00:56:26,287
No, you don't understand.

1189
00:56:26,354 --> 00:56:28,388
Man have to take meds
every day and shit.

1190
00:56:28,522 --> 00:56:30,958
It's fucking dead,
and sometimes...

1191
00:56:31,993 --> 00:56:32,960
I dunno, I...

1192
00:56:33,561 --> 00:56:35,763
I just feel kind of lost,
if I'm being honest.

1193
00:56:36,264 --> 00:56:37,732
I feel your pain, bro.

1194
00:56:38,465 --> 00:56:40,334
Man's autistic, innit?
Is it?

1195
00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:42,570
Sick.
Yeah, man, so...

1196
00:56:42,870 --> 00:56:44,605
man say if you ever need
to talk, innit.

1197
00:56:44,906 --> 00:56:47,141
Men should be able to talk
about they problems more.

1198
00:56:47,909 --> 00:56:49,710
What the fuck, fam?

1199
00:56:49,810 --> 00:56:52,613
Man's got Jesus and Gandhi
in the fucking whip.

1200
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:55,316
Bruv, fuck all this NHS
special needs talk, bruv.

1201
00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:56,651
Come and get the bag

1202
00:56:56,784 --> 00:56:59,287
give it to Shotti and park off,
blud. I'm fuckin' hungry.

1203
00:56:59,687 --> 00:57:00,621
Where's the bag, fam?

1204
00:57:00,721 --> 00:57:02,223
What bag, fam?
The bag, cuz.

1205
00:57:02,323 --> 00:57:03,624
What do you mean,
"The bag, cuz"?

1206
00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:05,359
No, no, I swear I gave
it to you--

1207
00:57:05,425 --> 00:57:06,861
No, you had the bag, fam.

1208
00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:08,562
I had the bag and I said,
"Kane, hold this."

1209
00:57:08,663 --> 00:57:10,463
Bruv, I don't remember
you saying that, fam.

1210
00:57:10,564 --> 00:57:11,632
I definitely did though, cuz.

1211
00:57:11,933 --> 00:57:13,768
I 'member giving it to you
like this, I was like this, cuz.

1212
00:57:13,868 --> 00:57:15,736
How the fuck did you lose
the bag, man?

1213
00:57:15,803 --> 00:57:17,470
Look for it, blud.
No, it's not here, cuz.

1214
00:57:17,538 --> 00:57:18,471
We're gonna have to go back.

1215
00:57:18,539 --> 00:57:19,674
We're gonna have to go back,
cuz.

1216
00:57:20,007 --> 00:57:23,110
Blud, man can't lose the bag.
We definitely have to go back.

1217
00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:24,946
Fuck!

1218
00:57:25,046 --> 00:57:26,446
Shit!
Shit.

1219
00:57:26,547 --> 00:57:27,848
It's Robocop time, baby!

1220
00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:32,954
Go faster, man, faster!

1221
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,525
Put your foot down, Billy!

1222
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:38,659
Can't fuckin' see 'em.

1223
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:58,079
Where are you two
pussyclartings? Huh?

1224
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:58,172
Bruv, where's Dwayne?
Ain't nobody got time for that!

1225
00:59:00,641 --> 00:59:02,343
Hey, Riko!

1226
00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:03,811
Kane!

1227
00:59:05,946 --> 00:59:06,814
Shit,

1228
00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,416
I can smell petrol,
bro, come on!

1229
00:59:08,517 --> 00:59:09,617
Bruv, I can't get out!

1230
00:59:09,683 --> 00:59:10,684
Don't worry, I've got you, bro.

1231
00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:12,253
Foot's stuck, help.

1232
00:59:12,319 --> 00:59:15,556
Help me.

1233
00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:18,759
Riko...

1234
00:59:19,093 --> 00:59:20,928
Come on.

1235
00:59:41,982 --> 00:59:43,984
Oh, for fuck's sake. Split up!

1236
00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:50,124
Come here, you little shit!

1237
01:00:26,561 --> 01:00:27,628
Oh, shit!

1238
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:29,330
Hey! Come here!

1239
01:00:42,376 --> 01:00:43,144
Fuck me!

1240
01:00:45,179 --> 01:00:46,247
Fuck off!

1241
01:00:47,882 --> 01:00:50,151
Come on, you two, get after him!

1242
01:00:54,822 --> 01:00:55,890
What the fuck, man?

1243
01:01:17,745 --> 01:01:19,046
Nice little doggie!

1244
01:01:19,113 --> 01:01:20,615
Nice little doggie!

1245
01:01:26,921 --> 01:01:28,222
You all right up there, mate?

1246
01:01:28,657 --> 01:01:31,258
Yeah. Just walkin' my dog,
innit?

1247
01:01:39,099 --> 01:01:40,868
Who the fuck
do you think you are?

1248
01:01:41,135 --> 01:01:43,904
Usain Bolt?
Yeah, bro, you dickhead.

1249
01:01:54,215 --> 01:01:55,650
All right, shit-face?

1250
01:01:55,749 --> 01:01:58,653
You ain't so clever now, are ya?

1251
01:02:00,287 --> 01:02:02,223
How long am I gonna be in here,
man?

1252
01:02:04,593 --> 01:02:06,160
How long am I gonna be in here?

1253
01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:08,395
Fuck's sake!

1254
01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:10,164
I feel really hot in here!

1255
01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:14,569
Should've took my meds today,
man.

1256
01:02:14,703 --> 01:02:15,670
I swear I'm buggin' out.

1257
01:02:15,803 --> 01:02:16,705
Fuck's sake.

1258
01:02:16,804 --> 01:02:18,105
How long am I gonna be in here?

1259
01:02:18,239 --> 01:02:20,074
Come on!
I knew I should've took...

1260
01:02:20,207 --> 01:02:21,610
Kane!

1261
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,844
I knew I shoulda took
my meds today!

1262
01:02:25,179 --> 01:02:25,913
Freezin' in here!

1263
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:26,947
I feel really hot in here!

1264
01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:28,650
I shoulda took my meds today,
man.

1265
01:02:28,782 --> 01:02:29,684
Fuck's sake!

1266
01:02:29,783 --> 01:02:30,784
I'm buggin' out, man.

1267
01:02:32,453 --> 01:02:34,556
Kane!

1268
01:02:34,656 --> 01:02:36,323
Kane, man! Kane, you sleepin'?

1269
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:37,791
I don't fuckin' feel right.

1270
01:02:42,631 --> 01:02:43,632
Yo, boss!

1271
01:02:43,797 --> 01:02:46,900
Can man get a cigarette,
or a zoot or suttin'?

1272
01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:51,539
I won't tell you again.
Shut the fuck up!

1273
01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:12,192
Get up.

1274
01:03:12,694 --> 01:03:14,361
So, how do you know Shotti,
then?

1275
01:03:14,395 --> 01:03:15,229
Shotti?

1276
01:03:15,496 --> 01:03:18,600
What the fuck is that?
Some kind of potty you shit in?

1277
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,668
Shotti?

1278
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,934
Yeah, I know him still.

1279
01:03:21,335 --> 01:03:23,672
I must have fitted a kitchen
for him once a few years back.

1280
01:03:23,837 --> 01:03:25,372
Yeah, nice guy.

1281
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:26,541
Why didn't you stop the car?

1282
01:03:26,675 --> 01:03:29,476
Car? What car?
I weren't drivin' no car.

1283
01:03:29,577 --> 01:03:30,911
I was just walkin' my dog,
innit?

1284
01:03:31,045 --> 01:03:32,246
To be honest,
I can't even drive.

1285
01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,948
Well, I did once, cause Kane got
waved on some X high, X vodka

1286
01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:36,483
I had to drive him home
but it was

1287
01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:37,985
just the one time still,
I promise.

1288
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,156
Is this Shotti's chain?
No, that's my one, innit?

1289
01:03:42,256 --> 01:03:43,957
Like he's got one
and I've got one.

1290
01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:45,527
So, like one each, innit?

1291
01:03:46,093 --> 01:03:47,828
What does "MGANG" stand for?

1292
01:03:48,028 --> 01:03:50,097
The "M" stands for motivation,
meditation and music.

1293
01:03:50,164 --> 01:03:51,365
I must say, I've been getting

1294
01:03:51,432 --> 01:03:54,501
into a lot of yoga
recently still.

1295
01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:58,272
Woosa.

1296
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,009
Wagwan with
all these questions, man?

1297
01:04:02,109 --> 01:04:03,977
Movin' like it's Mastermind
or something?

1298
01:04:04,111 --> 01:04:05,747
Has Riko had his phone call yet?

1299
01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:07,816
'Cause you know
when Riko has his phone call

1300
01:04:07,948 --> 01:04:09,183
we're out of here, you get me?

1301
01:04:09,283 --> 01:04:12,687
Man's got dat top boy
Jewish solicitor. Whoo!

1302
01:04:12,787 --> 01:04:15,255
And when he's finished
with you and you,

1303
01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:18,192
I'm expecting
a full-blown apology letter.

1304
01:04:18,359 --> 01:04:21,596
Ya get me? And that's some
Mary had a curry goat, brother.

1305
01:04:22,697 --> 01:04:24,098
Hello, Tamara.

1306
01:04:24,198 --> 01:04:27,034
- Yeah, who's this?
<i>- It's me, Riko.</i>

1307
01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:28,936
<i>I thought I'd just call</i>
<i>and say hello.</i>

1308
01:04:29,036 --> 01:04:30,204
<i>It was really nice meeting you.</i>

1309
01:04:30,304 --> 01:04:31,972
I wish I coulda stayed
and spoke to you.

1310
01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,273
<i>That was crazy</i>
<i>what happened.</i>

1311
01:04:33,407 --> 01:04:34,942
I've never seen
anything like it.

1312
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:36,711
Yeah, that was
a bit of a mad one.

1313
01:04:36,811 --> 01:04:39,079
It's just my stepdad used
to try and hit my mum, innit,

1314
01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:40,447
<i>so I'm totally against</i>
<i>that shit.</i>

1315
01:04:40,515 --> 01:04:41,982
When I saw that guy
troubling you like that

1316
01:04:42,049 --> 01:04:43,083
I dunno, it just...

1317
01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:44,418
It just brought out
bad memories.

1318
01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:46,086
That guy
was one of my brother's friends

1319
01:04:46,153 --> 01:04:49,089
and I actually fucking hate him,
so thank you.

1320
01:04:49,156 --> 01:04:51,559
Oh, yeah, your brother...

1321
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,728
That's why I wanted to call,
innit?

1322
01:04:53,862 --> 01:04:55,429
It was... It was me,
I was at the bank

1323
01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:57,998
and I killed your brother Leo,
I did... I didn't mean to...

1324
01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:59,801
- it just happened all so quick.
<i>- What?</i>

1325
01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,468
- You didn't kill him.
<i>- No, I did.</i>

1326
01:05:01,536 --> 01:05:03,337
I dunno how. I think
I've just got this power,

1327
01:05:03,437 --> 01:05:04,572
I felt it from young.

1328
01:05:04,706 --> 01:05:06,140
My brother had a heart attack.

1329
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,877
Mm. He's had the condition
ever since he was a kid.

1330
01:05:09,143 --> 01:05:11,613
But he's awake now.
Wait, what?

1331
01:05:12,146 --> 01:05:15,149
Leo had a heart attack?
So, it wasn't my fault?

1332
01:05:15,249 --> 01:05:17,084
No, it wasn't your fault, Riko.

1333
01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:18,686
Is that Riko?

1334
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:21,221
Yeah. Oh. Hold on.
He wants to talk to you.

1335
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:24,458
Riko...

1336
01:05:24,759 --> 01:05:28,696
I want to thank you, my brother.
You saved my life, bro.

1337
01:05:28,863 --> 01:05:30,364
<i>I've seen the light.</i>

1338
01:05:30,832 --> 01:05:33,635
Thank you, my brother.

1339
01:05:33,902 --> 01:05:35,637
<i>Look, Riko, I gotta go.</i>

1340
01:05:36,236 --> 01:05:37,539
I gotta call
my other stepbrother

1341
01:05:37,639 --> 01:05:38,540
and let him know

1342
01:05:38,706 --> 01:05:40,842
and also, to tell him
that it wasn't your fault.

1343
01:05:40,974 --> 01:05:42,042
Oh, yeah. Yeah,

1344
01:05:42,209 --> 01:05:43,845
if you could tell him
that'd be decent still.

1345
01:05:43,944 --> 01:05:44,913
<i>I will, Riko.</i>

1346
01:05:45,045 --> 01:05:46,380
Well, look, I better go.

1347
01:05:46,514 --> 01:05:49,717
Be safe
and I'll talk to you later.

1348
01:05:49,818 --> 01:05:51,719
All right. Bye, beautiful.

1349
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,456
That was Leo's sister.
She said Leo had a heart attack.

1350
01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:58,192
That means I didn't kill him!
Is that right, sunshine?

1351
01:05:58,459 --> 01:06:02,463
Well, you just wait right there
and I'm gonna go check that out.

1352
01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:03,731
Gimme that fuckin' phone.

1353
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,500
Come here!

1354
01:06:06,868 --> 01:06:09,604
Allow it, I ain't done nuffin!
It was just a zoot, bro.

1355
01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:12,707
"Just a zoot," he says.
If my calculations are correct

1356
01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:14,074
the last time I checked

1357
01:06:14,174 --> 01:06:16,578
cannabis was still
an illegal substance.

1358
01:06:16,678 --> 01:06:18,913
Please, bro, come on, man.
I'm sorry, innit?

1359
01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:20,648
Justice must be served!

1360
01:06:20,748 --> 01:06:24,586
Now get in the car.
I am not going to ask you again.

1361
01:06:27,387 --> 01:06:31,526
I told you, get in the car!

1362
01:06:32,326 --> 01:06:33,494
Rah.

1363
01:06:36,096 --> 01:06:38,131
Oi, is that Wiko, fam?
Fam, I don't think that's him.

1364
01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:39,333
You just ran over a fed.

1365
01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:41,068
So, what though? Is he Wiko?

1366
01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:42,871
Uh, I... I don't think so.

1367
01:06:42,971 --> 01:06:44,137
How do you know, fam?

1368
01:06:44,238 --> 01:06:45,673
Do you know
what Wiko looks like?

1369
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:46,741
Uh... Nah.

1370
01:06:46,808 --> 01:06:48,008
So, what the fuck are you doing

1371
01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:50,277
coming out the car telling me
that this ain't Wiko, hm?

1372
01:06:50,377 --> 01:06:51,579
How do you know
that information?

1373
01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:53,548
How do you know
if this is Wiko or not?

1374
01:06:53,648 --> 01:06:55,583
He could all be a fed. Oi!

1375
01:06:55,984 --> 01:06:58,018
What the fuck
are you lookin' at? Huh?

1376
01:06:58,085 --> 01:06:59,353
Are you Wiko?

1377
01:06:59,486 --> 01:07:00,922
Hey, Wiko!

1378
01:07:01,021 --> 01:07:02,724
He's gone mad, fam.

1379
01:07:02,790 --> 01:07:03,791
He's lost it.

1380
01:07:03,892 --> 01:07:06,260
Wiko,
you fuckin' lickle pussy boy!

1381
01:07:06,426 --> 01:07:09,831
Where are you? Huh?
Where are you, little shitbag?

1382
01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:12,901
You can wun but you can't hide!

1383
01:07:13,066 --> 01:07:15,870
Oh, my days!

1384
01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:17,739
It's the Murkle Man!

1385
01:07:24,478 --> 01:07:26,079
Murkle Man!

1386
01:07:32,687 --> 01:07:35,155
It's the Murkle Man!

1387
01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:38,593
Cuz, your timing is impeccable,
rudeboy.

1388
01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:40,060
Proper superhero tings.

1389
01:07:40,193 --> 01:07:42,730
It's the Murkle Man. Seckle!

1390
01:07:42,830 --> 01:07:43,998
I need your help, fam.

1391
01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:46,333
Please tell me you know
who this Wiko is.

1392
01:07:46,734 --> 01:07:49,403
I need to know who he is
and where he was at.

1393
01:07:49,671 --> 01:07:51,773
Please, tell me you know
this information, fam?

1394
01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:53,206
You might have to circle still.

1395
01:07:53,608 --> 01:07:56,744
I see Riko, fam,
he was all chillin' in Faces.

1396
01:07:57,110 --> 01:07:59,781
What? Faces?
Yeah, fam.

1397
01:08:00,014 --> 01:08:01,549
And he was all chillin'
with your sister.

1398
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:02,750
Murkle!

1399
01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:06,119
I'm not gonna lie, fam,
she was looking kinda neckle!

1400
01:08:06,186 --> 01:08:09,857
Can you shut the fuck up?
I'm tryna watch Gogglebox!

1401
01:08:09,924 --> 01:08:12,060
Suck your mum!

1402
01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:13,995
Murkle!

1403
01:08:21,069 --> 01:08:23,538
What the fuck? My sister, blud?

1404
01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:26,239
Wiko is tryna chirps
and press my sister, blud?

1405
01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:28,943
This dickhead must think
that he's me, fam!

1406
01:08:29,077 --> 01:08:31,713
Wiko!
You fucking lickle pussyhole!

1407
01:08:31,813 --> 01:08:33,514
I'm coming for you!

1408
01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:36,851
Fam, your sister just rang man
and said that Leo's cool, bro.

1409
01:08:36,985 --> 01:08:39,821
He woke up, fam.
He's alive and that.

1410
01:08:39,954 --> 01:08:42,857
What?
Bruv, your brother's cool.

1411
01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:45,059
He's all saying he wants
to talk to you.

1412
01:08:45,392 --> 01:08:48,029
Cuz, I know I've got
a huge brain and all that

1413
01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:49,664
but all this information
is too much

1414
01:08:49,764 --> 01:08:50,497
for my head top, fam.

1415
01:08:50,898 --> 01:08:53,067
Come like some Christmas special
of Emmerdale Farm, fam!

1416
01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:56,269
Too much is going on
to rasclart!

1417
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,709
Little bro.

1418
01:09:04,378 --> 01:09:06,179
I thought I'd lost you, big bro.

1419
01:09:06,380 --> 01:09:09,249
Never, family. Never.

1420
01:09:10,885 --> 01:09:11,886
T...

1421
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:13,755
T!
Hmm?

1422
01:09:14,756 --> 01:09:16,156
I gotta chat to you, innit?

1423
01:09:18,492 --> 01:09:21,796
All the badness
and wickedness we do...

1424
01:09:22,897 --> 01:09:27,769
all the lengin' and drillin'
we've done...

1425
01:09:30,772 --> 01:09:32,540
it's gotta stop, my bro.

1426
01:09:33,841 --> 01:09:35,043
It's all wrong.

1427
01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:38,746
We gotta stop
with all this madness.

1428
01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:41,849
Man has seen the light, G.

1429
01:09:41,983 --> 01:09:43,283
Jesus!

1430
01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:46,954
He came to me, into my heart!

1431
01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:49,757
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?

1432
01:09:49,991 --> 01:09:51,324
Trust me, bro...

1433
01:09:52,325 --> 01:09:53,493
I've seen the light.

1434
01:09:55,228 --> 01:09:56,831
I've been awoken.

1435
01:09:57,031 --> 01:09:58,265
What light?

1436
01:09:58,465 --> 01:10:00,300
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, bro?

1437
01:10:00,568 --> 01:10:03,604
It was probably this light, fam.

1438
01:10:03,971 --> 01:10:05,372
What the fuck is this?

1439
01:10:05,707 --> 01:10:07,675
What the fuck
have you been inhaling, bro?

1440
01:10:07,842 --> 01:10:08,609
Oi, Tamara,

1441
01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:12,279
what the fuck is wrong with him?
Nothing, he's fine.

1442
01:10:12,446 --> 01:10:14,281
Even the doctor said he's fine.

1443
01:10:15,616 --> 01:10:19,620
Oi, and what the fuck are you
doing sleeping with the enemeny!

1444
01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:22,489
What? What are you
talking about?

1445
01:10:22,590 --> 01:10:24,659
Tryna fuck
that Wiko yute, yeah?

1446
01:10:24,759 --> 01:10:27,327
I'm hearing you was all lipsin'
him up and conversating wiv him.

1447
01:10:27,528 --> 01:10:31,431
Oi, big up Riko, cuz.
A proper shepherd.

1448
01:10:31,699 --> 01:10:34,669
I weren't lipsin' him.
I just met him.

1449
01:10:34,836 --> 01:10:36,771
And he's cool,
we were just chattin'.

1450
01:10:36,871 --> 01:10:40,675
Fucking hoebag!
Imbeciles everywhere.

1451
01:10:41,008 --> 01:10:42,176
What you sayin' then, bro?

1452
01:10:42,275 --> 01:10:44,244
Do you want man to keep looking
for Riko, yeah?

1453
01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:46,614
Duh! Of course, fam.

1454
01:10:46,748 --> 01:10:48,850
What, are you dyslexic
or something?

1455
01:10:48,916 --> 01:10:51,619
He tried touch my brother
and now look at him.

1456
01:10:51,686 --> 01:10:54,421
He's all gay and that!
Nah, fam.

1457
01:10:54,622 --> 01:10:56,691
I'm gonna touch him up
differently...

1458
01:10:57,257 --> 01:10:58,993
super violate ting.

1459
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:01,796
He ain't even
gonna see man comin'.

1460
01:11:05,365 --> 01:11:06,567
You're free to go, mate.

1461
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:09,804
What? I'm allowed to go, yeah?
Yes, mate.

1462
01:11:10,738 --> 01:11:13,007
Just sign this
and you're a free man.

1463
01:11:13,074 --> 01:11:15,576
You got a pen at all?
Yeah.

1464
01:11:16,911 --> 01:11:19,981
That's a nice pen, man.
Yeah, you can keep it.

1465
01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,182
You know, look.

1466
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:22,683
You like flashy things,
don't ya?

1467
01:11:22,784 --> 01:11:25,052
- Eh? Look at that. Look at that.
- Look at that.

1468
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:28,055
Souvenir, go on.
Sick. Safe, fam.

1469
01:11:28,156 --> 01:11:29,791
Yeah, come on, Bill,
let's go.

1470
01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:35,730
Man try and lock me up
like some cage animal.

1471
01:11:35,797 --> 01:11:37,965
This ain't <i>Twelve Years</i>
<i>a Slave,</i> cuzzy.

1472
01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:39,499
This is Sumotherhood.

1473
01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:40,968
Oh, fam...

1474
01:11:41,068 --> 01:11:42,402
Pinky's been blowin' up
man's phone.

1475
01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:46,339
He's onto man differently.
Silly Billy wanna test moi.

1476
01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,408
Fuck that! Man's certi.

1477
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:52,079
One call to the connect and bam!
Man buss case.

1478
01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,114
Oh, no.

1479
01:11:53,346 --> 01:11:55,149
Man didn't even call
Uncle Bernstein, you know.

1480
01:11:55,216 --> 01:11:56,316
I called Tamara still.

1481
01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:57,718
She said
I didn't kill her brother, fam.

1482
01:11:57,785 --> 01:11:58,920
He's alive
and it was an accident.

1483
01:11:59,053 --> 01:12:00,922
That means I can fall in love
with Tamara after all.

1484
01:12:00,988 --> 01:12:01,689
I lie, fam.

1485
01:12:01,956 --> 01:12:03,958
You used your phone call
to call Tamara, blud?

1486
01:12:04,225 --> 01:12:06,359
Are you fucking crazy, cuz?

1487
01:12:06,594 --> 01:12:07,728
Are you not listening, fam?

1488
01:12:07,862 --> 01:12:10,131
I told her what happened
and she's cool with it, bro.

1489
01:12:10,531 --> 01:12:12,834
You a proper idiot, cuz.

1490
01:12:13,634 --> 01:12:14,367
Fuck.

1491
01:12:14,969 --> 01:12:18,072
Come we go link Shotti, man.
Let's explain all this.

1492
01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:20,007
Where the fuck you man been?

1493
01:12:22,442 --> 01:12:25,012
Oh, cuz, man got into
a lickle madness, innit?

1494
01:12:25,179 --> 01:12:26,214
Us man went to the club,

1495
01:12:26,413 --> 01:12:28,683
Dwayne spoke to security,
us man went inside.

1496
01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:30,483
Then man see bare tings there,
bro.

1497
01:12:30,585 --> 01:12:32,587
Then I see my man, innit,
bussed him the P.

1498
01:12:32,653 --> 01:12:33,621
He gave man the food,

1499
01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:35,656
was like "Rah,
that's a lot of food."

1500
01:12:35,756 --> 01:12:37,625
Took that, then us man
was dussing out

1501
01:12:37,725 --> 01:12:40,728
then I see the pengest ting,
bro, like she was proper peng.

1502
01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:44,031
Fuck are you talking about,
bruv?

1503
01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:45,432
Are you fucking high or suttin'?

1504
01:12:45,498 --> 01:12:47,301
Oh, nah, nah. Man only had
two draw today still.

1505
01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:49,103
I'm just saying
the ting was peng, bro.

1506
01:12:49,203 --> 01:12:50,470
Then man got
into a little passa.

1507
01:12:50,538 --> 01:12:51,471
Us man were kicking out

1508
01:12:51,606 --> 01:12:52,974
and then boydem
were onto us, innit?

1509
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:53,975
Brother!

1510
01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,811
Where the fuck is my food?

1511
01:12:58,546 --> 01:13:00,248
Um...
Uh, Shotti, cuz--

1512
01:13:00,348 --> 01:13:02,116
Shut your mouth, Dwayne.

1513
01:13:02,216 --> 01:13:03,985
I'mma deal with you separate.

1514
01:13:04,886 --> 01:13:06,386
Ask you again, fam.

1515
01:13:07,622 --> 01:13:09,824
Where the fuck is my food?
The food, see...

1516
01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:11,659
See, I gave it to Kane, yeah,
but now he's saying--

1517
01:13:11,726 --> 01:13:14,394
What? Don't even try it, fam!
Okay.

1518
01:13:14,461 --> 01:13:17,098
So, you tryna take man
for some dickhead, innit?

1519
01:13:17,231 --> 01:13:18,532
Calm.

1520
01:13:20,433 --> 01:13:22,737
Oi, take off my chain.

1521
01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:25,172
I don't want to get his blood
on it when I shoot him.

1522
01:13:25,373 --> 01:13:26,774
Take that off, man.

1523
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,276
Come on, bro, man.

1524
01:13:28,408 --> 01:13:29,844
So what? You wanna rob me
of my food, yeah?

1525
01:13:29,944 --> 01:13:32,013
Nah, nah,
it weren't even like that, fam.

1526
01:13:41,122 --> 01:13:42,023
Hello?

1527
01:13:49,330 --> 01:13:50,665
Say nuttin'.

1528
01:13:54,835 --> 01:13:59,740
Rah!
You man are somethin' else.

1529
01:14:00,141 --> 01:14:03,044
Man was just about to shoot
all three of you on the spot

1530
01:14:03,144 --> 01:14:04,045
and man's hearing

1531
01:14:04,245 --> 01:14:07,882
that you smacked up Melvin
and his boys in Faces, yeah?

1532
01:14:08,015 --> 01:14:11,484
You a bunch
of lucky yutes.

1533
01:14:12,086 --> 01:14:16,524
Oi, fuck the package.
Man smacked up Melvin!

1534
01:14:16,657 --> 01:14:18,626
I've had beef with
that dickhead for years.

1535
01:14:19,093 --> 01:14:20,594
So, wha... wha...
what did you do to him?

1536
01:14:20,661 --> 01:14:22,163
Uh, cuz, man just went
all bipolar with it, innit?

1537
01:14:22,229 --> 01:14:24,732
First, I sparked him
in the face, then I bottled him,

1538
01:14:24,832 --> 01:14:27,001
then I picked up a chair,
then man did a elbow drop.

1539
01:14:27,101 --> 01:14:27,902
Man said "elbow drop"!

1540
01:14:28,002 --> 01:14:29,670
Ay, bruv, that's what we do,
Shotti.

1541
01:14:29,770 --> 01:14:32,006
You get me? Anytime, anywhere.

1542
01:14:32,106 --> 01:14:34,108
Unlimited usage. You get me?

1543
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,811
A'ight, but, uh, Shotti...

1544
01:14:37,411 --> 01:14:40,414
Uh... When do we get paid,
'cause...

1545
01:14:41,148 --> 01:14:44,151
man owes 15 bags to
a certain someone, you get me?

1546
01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:45,353
What?

1547
01:14:45,886 --> 01:14:48,422
Don't be talking to me
about no P, fam.

1548
01:14:48,589 --> 01:14:50,825
About you owe
a certain man 15 bags.

1549
01:14:50,925 --> 01:14:53,294
Blud, you owe me
20 fuckin' bags, blud.

1550
01:14:53,394 --> 01:14:54,729
That's how much you lost.

1551
01:14:57,064 --> 01:14:57,832
But don't worry.

1552
01:14:58,132 --> 01:15:00,401
Man's gonna put that loss aside
for the time being.

1553
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,269
Man can pattern that.
Don't watch that.

1554
01:15:02,603 --> 01:15:04,805
Man will make you run that back
in favors.

1555
01:15:06,307 --> 01:15:07,875
I all got a favor now still.

1556
01:15:08,309 --> 01:15:11,545
Man's gotta go Docklands,
and rob some Polish donnies.

1557
01:15:12,013 --> 01:15:14,548
But this time,
I'm gonna come with you

1558
01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:16,951
and see your murder game
for myself.

1559
01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:17,952
You get me?

1560
01:15:18,052 --> 01:15:19,854
Nah, man's kinda tired,
you know.

1561
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,389
It's just man
ain't really slept yet, innit.

1562
01:15:21,455 --> 01:15:23,557
Man ain't askin'
for a favor, cuz.

1563
01:15:23,624 --> 01:15:25,526
Man's tellin' you,
that's the favor.

1564
01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:28,562
You understand?
Bro, say no more.

1565
01:15:28,662 --> 01:15:30,498
'Cause man don't even like
Polish people, you get me?

1566
01:15:30,631 --> 01:15:32,433
Remember my man Falaski
and that, yeah?

1567
01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:34,668
Bruv, he all fucked up
my mum's flooring, man.

1568
01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:36,737
I remember that, bruv.
Fuck all that!

1569
01:15:36,871 --> 01:15:38,873
You lot go downstairs
and wait, innit?

1570
01:15:38,939 --> 01:15:39,874
Get tooled up.

1571
01:15:40,775 --> 01:15:42,810
Man's gonna ride out
in a sec still.

1572
01:15:49,050 --> 01:15:50,785
- Oi, you man, I left my phone.

1573
01:15:50,851 --> 01:15:52,453
I'll meet man downstairs, yeah?
Cool.

1574
01:15:54,288 --> 01:15:55,656
Tamara, you all right, darlin'?

1575
01:15:55,923 --> 01:15:57,324
I didn't know
if you was gonna call.

1576
01:15:57,858 --> 01:16:01,062
I was actually calling
to see what you were doing now.

1577
01:16:01,462 --> 01:16:04,198
I was thinking...
maybe if you ain't busy,

1578
01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:06,200
we could link up or something?

1579
01:16:06,367 --> 01:16:07,868
What, now? Um...

1580
01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:10,504
Well, I'm just
about to go Docklands.
<i>Docklands?</i>

1581
01:16:10,604 --> 01:16:11,972
Yeah,
I just gotta sort suttin' out.

1582
01:16:12,073 --> 01:16:12,940
Okay, cool.

1583
01:16:13,074 --> 01:16:15,242
When you get there,
send me your location

1584
01:16:15,342 --> 01:16:16,477
and I'll come and see you.

1585
01:16:16,577 --> 01:16:17,978
Yeah, no, definitely.
I'll send you location

1586
01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:20,214
as soon as I get there.
007 ting.

1587
01:16:20,448 --> 01:16:24,351
Okay, cool. See you later.
Yeah. Yeah, see you in a bit.

1588
01:16:33,294 --> 01:16:35,162
Well done, you lickle sketbag.

1589
01:16:35,596 --> 01:16:39,166
You're a dead man...

1590
01:16:39,266 --> 01:16:41,669
Motherfucker!

1591
01:16:56,617 --> 01:16:57,985
What you doing in here?

1592
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,287
You're meant to wait outside
and be lookout.

1593
01:17:00,688 --> 01:17:02,123
Fuckin' dickhead.

1594
01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:04,391
Oh, I see...

1595
01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:07,261
Hey, what you man sayin'?
You ready, yeah?

1596
01:17:07,328 --> 01:17:08,129
Come on, man.

1597
01:17:08,395 --> 01:17:10,631
Man was born ready, G.
What, they here now, yeah?

1598
01:17:10,731 --> 01:17:12,534
'Cause I'll gun a man down now,
you know.

1599
01:17:12,601 --> 01:17:13,602
No long ting.

1600
01:17:13,667 --> 01:17:15,236
Dun know. Click-clack.

1601
01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:18,573
Yo, fam. Polish mandem are here,
you know.

1602
01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:19,673
Cool.

1603
01:17:19,773 --> 01:17:21,308
You man get the ting ready,
yeah?

1604
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:23,244
Mandem.

1605
01:17:30,718 --> 01:17:32,219
You man work for Krzysztof,
yeah?

1606
01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:33,254
Yes, my friend.

1607
01:17:33,622 --> 01:17:37,224
So, what you saying, broskis?
You got some money for me, yeah?

1608
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:39,493
You got the drugs?
Of course, man.

1609
01:17:39,561 --> 01:17:40,895
Always got drugs.

1610
01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:52,473
Click-clack.

1611
01:17:52,574 --> 01:17:53,642
It's Riko and Kane.

1612
01:17:53,707 --> 01:17:55,209
That's Riko.
That's Kane.

1613
01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:57,546
Riko and Kane.
We bring the pain.

1614
01:17:57,646 --> 01:17:59,446
Yo, Reeks, get the bag, fam.

1615
01:17:59,548 --> 01:18:00,915
Give man the bag, cuz.

1616
01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:04,218
Oh, I told you that pen
was a little beauty!

1617
01:18:04,318 --> 01:18:07,656
Built-in mic, GPRS
and it's got a torch!

1618
01:18:07,788 --> 01:18:11,660
I feel like James fucking Bond
out here!

1619
01:18:11,759 --> 01:18:14,361
Ian, I think you're taking
all this a bit too far.

1620
01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:15,963
It's getting pretty serious
in there.

1621
01:18:16,063 --> 01:18:17,599
We should call it in
and wait for backup.

1622
01:18:17,698 --> 01:18:20,501
Nah, fuck that, Billy! Let's go!

1623
01:18:24,838 --> 01:18:26,307
Who the fuck are you two?

1624
01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:28,342
We are da Polish people.

1625
01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:29,511
<i>Dob-chez!</i>

1626
01:18:29,611 --> 01:18:31,779
No, we are the Polish people.

1627
01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:34,748
No, we are da Polish people!

1628
01:18:34,848 --> 01:18:36,116
<i>Dob-chez!</i>

1629
01:18:37,351 --> 01:18:39,420
Yes, we are the Polish people.

1630
01:18:39,486 --> 01:18:40,522
So, who the fuck sent you?

1631
01:18:40,622 --> 01:18:43,525
Poldolski sent us,
<i>lach-shee-mesh.</i>

1632
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:44,992
What the fuck is going
on here, fam?

1633
01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:47,962
What you sayin', famalam?

1634
01:18:48,095 --> 01:18:51,666
Everyone drop your weapons.
The fuck are you doing here?

1635
01:18:51,732 --> 01:18:54,201
Shut up!
Man ain't even talking to you.

1636
01:18:55,269 --> 01:18:57,204
Bet you weren't expecting me,
were ya?

1637
01:18:57,304 --> 01:19:00,675
See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

1638
01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:02,309
You men underestimate
the power of planning.

1639
01:19:02,409 --> 01:19:04,912
Proper preparation
prevents poor performance.

1640
01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:07,549
Man's a fucking professional
out here.

1641
01:19:07,815 --> 01:19:09,850
Oi! Don't be tryna move, fam.

1642
01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:12,119
You best keep that dry crusty
peanut head of yours still

1643
01:19:12,253 --> 01:19:15,189
before man start putting holes
in man. Ya get me?

1644
01:19:15,389 --> 01:19:17,324
And that goes
for any of you Mongolians

1645
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,660
tryna play Commando.

1646
01:19:18,826 --> 01:19:22,329
I'm the Bruce Willis out here.
This is my movie!

1647
01:19:22,731 --> 01:19:27,101
Now, who the fuck is Wiko?

1648
01:19:29,671 --> 01:19:31,005
Are you Wiko, fam?
Huh?

1649
01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:33,073
I said, are you Wiko, fam?

1650
01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:34,643
You know what?
You just missed him, innit.

1651
01:19:34,743 --> 01:19:36,110
He just popped to the shops.
You want anything?

1652
01:19:36,210 --> 01:19:38,912
You tryna take man for
some fucking Lenny Henry, blud?

1653
01:19:39,013 --> 01:19:42,283
Open your mouth! Say "ah."

1654
01:19:42,883 --> 01:19:47,589
Now, I'm gonna ask you again.
Are you Wiko, fam?

1655
01:19:47,689 --> 01:19:49,790
I'm Riko, fam.
You?

1656
01:19:49,890 --> 01:19:51,058
Don't piss me off, fam.

1657
01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:53,060
Careful, bro,
you don't want it with Riko.

1658
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:53,994
Shut up!

1659
01:19:54,228 --> 01:19:56,330
Fuck sake, man.
I had you covered, bruv.

1660
01:19:56,430 --> 01:19:58,299
The shop story was working.
All you had to do was--

1661
01:19:58,365 --> 01:20:01,235
Shut up, you neek.
So, you're Wiko, yeah?

1662
01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:03,837
This weird-looking hairy yute?

1663
01:20:04,572 --> 01:20:07,575
So, you're the dickhead
that touched my brother, yeah?

1664
01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:10,344
Bro, I know--
I swear, blud
say something, anything,

1665
01:20:10,444 --> 01:20:13,147
anything and I will blow
your head bareback, fam.

1666
01:20:14,815 --> 01:20:15,949
What you saying now, huh?

1667
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,451
Where's all
that energy now, fam?

1668
01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:19,587
Where's that energy now?
That's what I was trying
to tell you--

1669
01:20:19,654 --> 01:20:21,690
Oh, my days, you fucking cowpat!

1670
01:20:21,756 --> 01:20:24,491
What did I say?
I said say anything!

1671
01:20:24,626 --> 01:20:26,460
Anything!

1672
01:20:27,161 --> 01:20:32,232
You know what? Credit's done.
It's game over!

1673
01:20:33,601 --> 01:20:34,703
Any last words, blud?

1674
01:20:34,803 --> 01:20:36,337
Listen, bro--
Time's up.

1675
01:20:36,437 --> 01:20:37,938
Enough of
your bad breath lyrics, fam.

1676
01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:40,575
Stop! Don't shoot him, Theodore!
Tamara!

1677
01:20:40,675 --> 01:20:42,142
- Whoa...
- Theodore?

1678
01:20:42,209 --> 01:20:45,312
Who the fuck is Theodore?
What the fuck is going on here?

1679
01:20:45,547 --> 01:20:48,982
The fuck are you doing here?
I told you to wait in the car!

1680
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,385
Riko didn't even do anything,
it was just a stupid argument.

1681
01:20:51,452 --> 01:20:53,187
You better shut
your fuckin mouth,

1682
01:20:53,287 --> 01:20:56,758
you fucking whore,
or I swear to <i>Allahu Akbar!</i>

1683
01:20:56,857 --> 01:20:58,392
Bro, that's what
I've been tryna tell you, man.

1684
01:20:58,492 --> 01:20:59,960
I didn't mean
to hurt your brother, cuz.

1685
01:21:00,027 --> 01:21:01,328
It was just an accident.

1686
01:21:02,731 --> 01:21:04,833
I didn't even
touch him.

1687
01:21:05,232 --> 01:21:06,967
I promise you, I'm not a killer.

1688
01:21:07,901 --> 01:21:09,069
What the fuck?

1689
01:21:09,370 --> 01:21:11,138
So, you're telling me
you didn't kill Leo?

1690
01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:13,006
No, I thought I killed him
but then--

1691
01:21:13,107 --> 01:21:14,776
Ah-ha! So, you did try kill
my brother?

1692
01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:16,443
Nah, I thought I did
but I didn't mean to

1693
01:21:16,511 --> 01:21:18,513
and then Tamara was like
"Leo's cool and I was chatting

1694
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:20,515
to him" and he's like "Yeah,
we're blessed, bro."

1695
01:21:20,749 --> 01:21:23,150
What? So, Leo ain't dead?

1696
01:21:24,786 --> 01:21:25,787
No, he's alive.

1697
01:21:26,019 --> 01:21:27,655
I wasn't sure
how to tell you still.

1698
01:21:27,722 --> 01:21:29,356
What, and you was talking
to him?

1699
01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:33,561
Hold up. What the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you man?

1700
01:21:33,862 --> 01:21:35,963
I'm Kane, that's Riko--

1701
01:21:36,063 --> 01:21:37,599
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!

1702
01:21:38,867 --> 01:21:39,768
Hold up!

1703
01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:41,168
Back up, back up, back up.

1704
01:21:41,301 --> 01:21:43,437
I got beef
with these pussyholes too.

1705
01:21:43,638 --> 01:21:44,905
Wagwan, bro.

1706
01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:47,040
Psh!
Psh!

1707
01:21:47,274 --> 01:21:48,743
What the fuck happened
to you, fam?

1708
01:21:48,843 --> 01:21:50,978
Oh, minor, bro.
Couple cracked ribs,

1709
01:21:51,111 --> 01:21:52,980
broke both my arms
above the elbow,

1710
01:21:53,046 --> 01:21:54,883
broke a collarbone,
broke both my legs.

1711
01:21:54,948 --> 01:21:55,850
It's minor though,

1712
01:21:55,983 --> 01:21:57,084
I can still bang out,
you get me?

1713
01:21:57,151 --> 01:21:58,787
This pussyhole
caught me off-guard.

1714
01:21:58,919 --> 01:22:00,154
Right, that's gas, man.

1715
01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:02,389
We had you out good
and proper. Light work.

1716
01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:05,593
What? Hey, fuck this skinny
tall Tinie Tempah wannabe.

1717
01:22:05,693 --> 01:22:06,661
Shoot him in the pum-pum.

1718
01:22:06,861 --> 01:22:09,531
Hey, no more interruptions
for you, man.

1719
01:22:10,397 --> 01:22:11,866
It's personal time.

1720
01:22:15,637 --> 01:22:16,638
Shh!

1721
01:22:16,937 --> 01:22:18,506
The fuck is that noise, rah?

1722
01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:21,743
Yeah, what is that?

1723
01:22:21,975 --> 01:22:23,511
Swear that's coming
from you, fam.

1724
01:22:23,611 --> 01:22:24,311
Nah, nah, it's nothing.

1725
01:22:24,846 --> 01:22:26,614
It's just something I got
from the police station, innit?

1726
01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,554
Rah!
Man's a fucking fed, fam!

1727
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:33,855
He's all recording, man!

1728
01:22:33,922 --> 01:22:35,989
What the fuck?
You man are feds now, yeah?

1729
01:22:36,056 --> 01:22:36,957
What?
What?

1730
01:22:37,024 --> 01:22:38,793
What? I got beat up by a fed?

1731
01:22:38,893 --> 01:22:40,394
What? No,
course man ain't a fed.

1732
01:22:40,461 --> 01:22:44,031
I'm not a fed, darling.
Don't chat to my sister, blud!

1733
01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:46,266
What? After everything
we've been through, fam,

1734
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:47,769
you went to cooperate
with the feds?

1735
01:22:47,836 --> 01:22:49,002
Are you trying to set me up too?

1736
01:22:49,069 --> 01:22:50,572
Nah, it's not even
like that, bro.

1737
01:22:50,905 --> 01:22:52,439
I can't believe it, fam.

1738
01:22:52,807 --> 01:22:55,008
Man all sleep together, fam.
Hmm?

1739
01:22:55,610 --> 01:22:58,847
Okay, I haven't got time
for all this. Deal's off.

1740
01:22:59,379 --> 01:23:01,114
Whoa! How you gonna be
pointing a gun at me, man?

1741
01:23:01,181 --> 01:23:02,216
It's me! Allow that, bro!

1742
01:23:02,382 --> 01:23:05,185
Yo, hold up, blud.
Nah, I feel violated, blud.

1743
01:23:05,352 --> 01:23:06,888
How could you do
this to man, fam?

1744
01:23:06,987 --> 01:23:08,690
Man could have
snitched together, cuz.

1745
01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:09,724
I'm not a snitch

1746
01:23:09,824 --> 01:23:10,892
and I'm not working
with the feds

1747
01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:12,426
and stop pointing
that fucking gun at me, man.

1748
01:23:12,493 --> 01:23:14,194
Real talk,
it's making me bug out, G.

1749
01:23:14,328 --> 01:23:16,129
Don't tell me what to do, bro.

1750
01:23:18,398 --> 01:23:19,534
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1751
01:23:19,667 --> 01:23:21,468
I don't like how everyone's
just picking up guns

1752
01:23:21,569 --> 01:23:23,738
like it's some Woolworths
free for all pick-n-mix.

1753
01:23:23,805 --> 01:23:25,038
How'd you like it then,
fam, huh?

1754
01:23:25,239 --> 01:23:27,140
It's like that, yeah?
It's not like that, bro.

1755
01:23:27,241 --> 01:23:28,475
The pen weren't even mine.

1756
01:23:28,643 --> 01:23:29,978
He gave it to me!
Who?

1757
01:23:30,043 --> 01:23:31,445
My man over there!

1758
01:23:33,715 --> 01:23:34,716
Tell 'em to get back.

1759
01:23:35,984 --> 01:23:39,687
Back 'em off, Brillo pad!

1760
01:23:40,254 --> 01:23:43,290
Back 'em off. Go on, now!

1761
01:23:44,291 --> 01:23:47,194
That's right.
Mr. Cow Foot and Butterbeans.

1762
01:23:47,361 --> 01:23:48,963
What? Fuck that.

1763
01:24:25,934 --> 01:24:26,968
Shots fired!

1764
01:24:27,167 --> 01:24:30,304
Assistance required!
Help me, I'm gonna die!

1765
01:24:34,742 --> 01:24:37,579
Come on! Fucking come on!

1766
01:24:38,913 --> 01:24:41,348
Pow, pow, pow! You dickhead!

1767
01:24:41,883 --> 01:24:42,917
Take that, Leroy!

1768
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:46,955
Pussyhole! Pussyhole, blud!
Do your research about me!

1769
01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:49,222
Ya black bastard!

1770
01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:51,091
Yippee ki yay!

1771
01:24:53,661 --> 01:24:55,395
Pow! Pow! Pow!

1772
01:24:57,899 --> 01:25:00,902
Hey, Tyreese, is that you, fam?
I beg you help me, bro.

1773
01:25:01,002 --> 01:25:01,936
Man's in a hurry, innit?

1774
01:25:02,336 --> 01:25:04,906
You got my deets,
innit? DM me!

1775
01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:06,040
Tyreese, no!

1776
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,308
Oh, Tyreese...
Come on, Billy!

1777
01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:10,712
Where are ya?
You're missing all the fun!

1778
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,629
How you gonna dark me
like that, man?

1779
01:25:27,729 --> 01:25:30,064
We're supposed to be brothers!
How you set me up like that?

1780
01:25:30,130 --> 01:25:31,298
I didn't even do nothing, cuz.

1781
01:25:31,365 --> 01:25:32,900
I'd never dark you
like that, fam.

1782
01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:35,703
Come on, bro. BFF, fam.

1783
01:25:36,070 --> 01:25:37,038
Best friends forever.

1784
01:25:37,304 --> 01:25:40,541
What? Allow that, that's moist,
cuz. Ugh, man!

1785
01:25:44,612 --> 01:25:46,514
You ready, fam?
I'm ready, fam.

1786
01:25:54,856 --> 01:25:55,923
Click-clack.
Click-clack.

1787
01:25:59,994 --> 01:26:03,631
Oh, blud, I've been shot.
Can everyone stop getting shot?

1788
01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:07,267
I'm gonna die. I can feel it.
Tell Tamara I love her, cuz

1789
01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:09,336
and tell her not to go out
with anyone else if I die.

1790
01:26:09,403 --> 01:26:11,171
Shit.

1791
01:26:11,338 --> 01:26:12,339
Please don't die, fam.

1792
01:26:12,707 --> 01:26:15,777
Man
still owe Pinky 15 bags, cuz!

1793
01:26:16,044 --> 01:26:17,712
Tamara!
Come on, get up.

1794
01:26:17,879 --> 01:26:19,981
You're gonna be fine
but we gotta go right now.

1795
01:26:20,048 --> 01:26:22,382
Come on, fam.

1796
01:26:24,484 --> 01:26:25,452
Go, fam, go!

1797
01:26:28,890 --> 01:26:29,791
Where you going, fam?

1798
01:26:30,058 --> 01:26:32,060
I told you them Riko and Kane,
them man are wavy, boy.

1799
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:34,227
You don't listen, fam.
Shut up!

1800
01:26:36,998 --> 01:26:41,669
Where is the love? We ask
for more love in the world!

1801
01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:50,444
Oi!

1802
01:26:53,781 --> 01:26:55,583
Fucking pagans!

1803
01:27:02,023 --> 01:27:02,924
Fuck your gang.

1804
01:27:03,490 --> 01:27:06,493
Man's got a new gang now.
Riko and Kane.

1805
01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:08,963
That's family.
Dwayne.

1806
01:27:09,197 --> 01:27:10,798
My guy!

1807
01:27:11,199 --> 01:27:12,332
Oh, you man.

1808
01:27:12,867 --> 01:27:15,235
We gotta kick.
Boydem will be here any second.

1809
01:27:34,122 --> 01:27:36,891
No one open fire
unless authorized by me.

1810
01:27:36,958 --> 01:27:37,992
Is that clear?

1811
01:27:39,127 --> 01:27:40,027
Give me that.

1812
01:27:43,598 --> 01:27:45,666
Is that menthol?
Yes, ma'am.

1813
01:27:45,733 --> 01:27:47,001
Oh, you scumbag.

1814
01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:58,579
- Whoo-hoo!
- Look at you now!

1815
01:27:58,746 --> 01:28:00,648
Answer me back!
Ya can't, ya dead.

1816
01:28:00,915 --> 01:28:03,651
Look at you now, you're dead!
You're dead!

1817
01:28:06,554 --> 01:28:09,257
What the fuck
have you done, Ian?

1818
01:28:09,422 --> 01:28:10,558
M... Ma'am...

1819
01:28:10,925 --> 01:28:13,761
Me and Billy here
have unfolded the case

1820
01:28:13,861 --> 01:28:14,996
of a situation of events

1821
01:28:15,096 --> 01:28:20,467
where guns, and drugs, and money
was being used by criminals!

1822
01:28:20,735 --> 01:28:24,705
Bad guys, black guys,
Polish guys.

1823
01:28:24,906 --> 01:28:28,810
Decepticons, ma'am. Baddies.

1824
01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:32,213
Has he been smoking
the evidence again, Billy?

1825
01:28:32,312 --> 01:28:35,149
No, ma'am. I don't think
he has this time.

1826
01:28:35,382 --> 01:28:37,885
I have just spent
the last two weeks

1827
01:28:38,385 --> 01:28:41,189
having interviews and meetings
at head office

1828
01:28:41,321 --> 01:28:44,058
to clear the Met's name
because you...

1829
01:28:44,892 --> 01:28:47,528
think it's okay
to taser innocent black men.

1830
01:28:47,829 --> 01:28:51,599
Oh, yeah, ma'am--
Don't you wave
that fucking thing at me!

1831
01:28:51,799 --> 01:28:52,867
You clown.

1832
01:28:53,301 --> 01:28:55,703
Do you know,
I've had 18 complaints

1833
01:28:55,803 --> 01:28:58,272
regarding you
and your "unorthodox"

1834
01:28:58,371 --> 01:29:00,942
and xenophobic methods
of police work?

1835
01:29:02,176 --> 01:29:03,211
And yesterday...

1836
01:29:03,878 --> 01:29:07,982
a complaint about
inappropriate sexual misconduct

1837
01:29:08,082 --> 01:29:11,351
with an ambulance worker! Again!

1838
01:29:12,385 --> 01:29:13,420
And now this!

1839
01:29:13,688 --> 01:29:16,557
She's chatting shit, ma'am.

1840
01:29:16,691 --> 01:29:19,527
I didn't even touch her.
All I did was...

1841
01:29:22,897 --> 01:29:25,199
What, that's all you did?
Yeah, ma'am, just that!

1842
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:28,002
What? Just that?

1843
01:29:28,236 --> 01:29:31,105
What's wrong with that?

1844
01:29:31,239 --> 01:29:34,976
She must be a snowflake!

1845
01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:37,511
But I tell you what,
when I was starting out,

1846
01:29:37,612 --> 01:29:40,548
you never knew
who was gonna slap your backside

1847
01:29:40,615 --> 01:29:42,116
from one minute to the next.

1848
01:29:42,216 --> 01:29:44,785
And it was
character building, right?

1849
01:29:44,886 --> 01:29:48,421
Wrong!

1850
01:29:50,858 --> 01:29:54,095
Fucking wrong,
you ridiculous prick.

1851
01:29:55,363 --> 01:29:56,864
She's an ambulance driver.

1852
01:29:56,931 --> 01:30:00,768
She sees horrific things
all day long and you think...

1853
01:30:01,135 --> 01:30:05,239
she needs to indulge
your inappropriate schoolboy

1854
01:30:05,306 --> 01:30:07,407
little dick behavior.

1855
01:30:12,445 --> 01:30:14,815
Your time's up here.

1856
01:30:17,551 --> 01:30:20,655
You know, we see your type
every day at work...

1857
01:30:21,622 --> 01:30:23,324
hear about you on the news.

1858
01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:28,195
Our mothers, sisters,
daughters, friends...

1859
01:30:28,829 --> 01:30:31,632
they encounter you
on a daily basis

1860
01:30:32,199 --> 01:30:35,536
but that ends now.

1861
01:30:37,638 --> 01:30:42,944
What were you thinking?
Are you on crack?

1862
01:30:44,211 --> 01:30:46,080
I'm taking your badge.

1863
01:30:46,414 --> 01:30:48,082
You're fired.

1864
01:30:48,182 --> 01:30:52,119
But... but, ma'am!
Go and get your shit and go!

1865
01:30:52,987 --> 01:30:55,923
Nobody likes you, Ian,
you're a wanker.

1866
01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:10,503
M... Me bollocks!

1867
01:31:16,577 --> 01:31:19,780
Here's Pudi! Oh, shit.

1868
01:31:24,652 --> 01:31:29,924
"Fifteen bags, bossman."
"Riko and Kane."

1869
01:31:30,591 --> 01:31:31,993
"Click-clack"?

1870
01:31:35,463 --> 01:31:37,865
They paid me in fucking rupees!

1871
01:31:39,033 --> 01:31:40,668
Clever little fuckings.

1872
01:31:40,768 --> 01:31:43,404
Where the fuck
are you two hidings, huh?

1873
01:31:57,885 --> 01:32:00,554
You already know
from London to LA, baby!

1874
01:32:00,654 --> 01:32:01,722
Click-clack!

1875
01:32:01,889 --> 01:32:03,190
Fam, stop doing that, man.

1876
01:32:03,257 --> 01:32:06,594
Sorry, man. I'm only
gonna do this four more times!

1877
01:32:08,262 --> 01:32:09,296
Not gonna lie...

1878
01:32:09,663 --> 01:32:11,565
feels like I'm in a Disney film
or something.

1879
01:32:11,932 --> 01:32:14,535
Like I'm Aladdin
and you're my Princess Jasmine.

1880
01:32:14,902 --> 01:32:17,271
It's crazy. It feels like...

1881
01:32:18,039 --> 01:32:19,807
I dunno, like this is the part
of the film

1882
01:32:19,874 --> 01:32:22,843
where the hero gets the girl.
Like this is that moment.

1883
01:32:22,943 --> 01:32:24,011
The moment
when they finally kiss

1884
01:32:24,211 --> 01:32:26,013
and nothing can stop it,
d'you know what I mean?

1885
01:32:30,785 --> 01:32:32,219
Selfie guy!

1886
01:32:32,319 --> 01:32:33,287
Take the picture for me.

1887
01:32:33,387 --> 01:32:34,789
Hey, Kane, Kane, Kane.

1888
01:32:35,623 --> 01:32:36,657
That's it, that's it.

1889
01:32:36,757 --> 01:32:38,592
And gang!

1890
01:36:54,783 --> 01:36:56,183
<i>Gangsta rizz about his vibez!</i>

1891
01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:58,185
<i>- What you saying now, cuzzy?</i>
<i>- What you saying, boy?</i>

1892
01:36:58,252 --> 01:36:59,887
<i>- What you saying, fam?</i>
<i>- What you saying?</i>

1893
01:36:59,953 --> 01:37:01,756
<i>What you saying, fam?</i>
<i>I was just jumping.</i>

1894
01:37:01,855 --> 01:37:02,956
<i>I was just jumping.</i>

1895
01:37:03,057 --> 01:37:04,659
<i>I was just jumping!</i>
<i>Click-clack.</i>

1896
01:37:04,793 --> 01:37:06,026
<i>Click-clack.</i>