1 00:00:22,543 --> 00:00:27,722 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:04,194 [SUCKS TEETH] You got the ting, yeah? 3 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,674 Yeah, I got that still. 4 00:01:07,806 --> 00:01:09,416 What you saying? Blacked out chrome ting? 5 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:11,592 - Silencer? - Come on. 6 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,681 You know man's certified out here, fam. 7 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:15,509 Yeah. 8 00:01:15,857 --> 00:01:17,729 Man wanna ring off the ting, blud, you get me? 9 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:20,340 Mm... That's why man's shotting you the big ting. 10 00:01:21,036 --> 00:01:22,037 What you saying? 11 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,039 You got the P, yeah? 12 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,390 Telling you... 13 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,174 Let me see the bludclart ting first, brother. 14 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:30,350 Cuz, man ain't really got time for this, you know, fam. 15 00:01:30,611 --> 00:01:32,309 You know, boydem are on to man already. 16 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:34,789 KANE: We're moving kinda bait as it is. 17 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,836 The ting's wrapped in the bag. You want it or not? 18 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,185 CLINT: Give me that. 19 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,535 [ZIPPER ZIPPING][MUSIC CONCLUDES] 20 00:01:41,622 --> 00:01:42,884 CLINT: Yo, what the fuck is this, brother? 21 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,844 It's the Motorola Lexus 2000 obviously. 22 00:01:47,193 --> 00:01:50,631 - A phone? - Yeah, you listed your specifications 23 00:01:50,718 --> 00:01:53,286 and us man pulled through for you, fam. [CHUCKLES] 24 00:01:53,721 --> 00:01:54,983 A rasclart phone, brother? 25 00:01:55,288 --> 00:01:57,203 You said you wanted to ring off the ting, the ting rings. 26 00:01:57,290 --> 00:01:58,726 You said you wanted chrome and black. 27 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,728 Rattattah, chrome and black. 28 00:02:00,815 --> 00:02:02,252 You said you wanted a silencer... 29 00:02:02,426 --> 00:02:04,689 Silence. You also said you wanted no fingerprints, 30 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,299 so I got you two protective screen wipes 31 00:02:06,386 --> 00:02:09,781 at no extra cost. Whoo! [CHUCKLES] Damn, I'm so road. 32 00:02:09,911 --> 00:02:13,219 And all that for 250, cuz. Supply and demand, we do this. 33 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:16,004 Brother, are you mad? Brother, I said a wanted a strap, bruv. 34 00:02:16,222 --> 00:02:18,268 I know. It's got a strap--Brother, a rasclart... 35 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,879 A gun, blud. A fucking gun. 36 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:24,796 Hey, cuz, I'm not gonna lie, I feel mad hot in here, cuz. 37 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:25,927 Are you hot, fam? 38 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:27,668 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] Is this guy all right, bruv? 39 00:02:27,755 --> 00:02:30,454 I feel mad high, cuz. Like, next level high. 40 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,326 - This Cali is loud, innit? - Uh, pattern your boy, man. 41 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:34,458 Oi, Riko...[EXHALES] 42 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:36,242 ...I beg you don't do another mad one again, fam. 43 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,896 Brother, what d'you mean "a mad one again"? 44 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,028 He just has certain mental health problems, innit. 45 00:02:40,115 --> 00:02:40,986 He's calm though. 46 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:45,947 Oh, my days, that ting is me, fam! 47 00:02:47,775 --> 00:02:50,865 Allow it, cuz, man! Not now, fam! 48 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:53,564 What kind of mental health problems? 49 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,523 Oi, my-size with the nice eyes. Got a big bum and nice thighs. 50 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,698 What you saying, pengaliscious? 51 00:02:57,785 --> 00:02:59,744 The name's Riko, badman with the Chico's. 52 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:02,181 - Roadman since birth, certified. - Are you high? 53 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,661 I'm higher than a British Airways flight flying 54 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,358 to Dubai. I'm lean right about now, 55 00:03:05,445 --> 00:03:06,794 so I'll cut straight to the point, innit? 56 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,100 Why don't you give me your number 57 00:03:08,361 --> 00:03:09,884 before I don't even want it no more. What ya saying? 58 00:03:10,058 --> 00:03:11,190 What I'm saying is you're a fucking weirdo 59 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:12,235 and you're lucky my man's not here yet, 60 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,454 'cause he'd have banged you up by now.[SNICKERS] 61 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,282 What? You got a man? 62 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,546 - Of course I got a man. - Well, that's unfortunate. 'Cause I got a sword! 63 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,940 - What the fuck? - RIKO: Has your man got a sword? Furthermore, where is your man? 64 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,724 Is he even here? Definitely a fuckboy. 65 00:03:23,811 --> 00:03:25,596 See, if I was your man I'd be here, innit, 66 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,815 protecting you, 24/6 from weirdos and wallys 67 00:03:27,902 --> 00:03:28,773 'cause that's what I do. 68 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:29,991 So, I'm gonna rewind and come again. 69 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:31,689 What you telling me? Man's a catch, I know. 70 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:33,038 But what you actually telling me? 71 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:35,345 You're a fucking lunatic. 72 00:03:36,084 --> 00:03:37,651 - A little bit. - What you even on? 73 00:03:37,738 --> 00:03:39,479 I was on you, innit? But you don't seem on it. 74 00:03:39,914 --> 00:03:41,655 I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda feelin' this, 75 00:03:41,742 --> 00:03:44,789 like weird Rambo coyote vibe he's got going on. 76 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:47,748 - It's tickling my toes. - Bang! Yes, my girl knows. 77 00:03:47,835 --> 00:03:49,141 She's all talking toes and that. 78 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,578 And I'm not gonna lie, I'm a toe-loving kinda guy. 79 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,406 So, what you saying, babe? Let me get that number? 80 00:03:53,493 --> 00:03:55,452 - Yeah, course. - Hold this, please. 81 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,238 [CELL PHONE KEYS TAPPING] You snooze, you lose, babe. 82 00:04:00,413 --> 00:04:03,242 Are you seeing this? What is this fucking guy doing, bro? 83 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:05,375 I think he just smoked a little too much, man. 84 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,028 He does this sometimes. He's calm though. 85 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,074 Fuck do you mean, "He's calm", brother? 86 00:04:09,596 --> 00:04:10,945 You got me inna some bait highroad 87 00:04:11,032 --> 00:04:12,164 while my man's out there drawing tings 88 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,644 with a fucking shetty. 89 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:16,473 Then I got you, some dickhead that don't know the difference 90 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,866 between a strap and a fucking mobile phone? 91 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,868 You man said you were about this life. 92 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:23,349 Who the fuck are you, bro? 93 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,613 Riko and Kane, Skengville topboys in the game. 94 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,921 The name's Riko, click-clack. Roadman for life. Ya get me? 95 00:04:30,138 --> 00:04:32,445 [SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE][SARAH GIGGLING] 96 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,796 - Really? - What can I say? I get a wide-on for weirdos. 97 00:04:35,883 --> 00:04:38,364 Fuck, move, man. He's nasty, you're nasty![LAUGHS] 98 00:04:38,451 --> 00:04:40,584 Fam, I don't know if you think this is some sort of game 99 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,629 or something, bro. I swear down, bro! 100 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,588 So, you want to pay for the phone now 101 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,503 - or you wanna pay in instalments? - OMAR: Is he dumb? 102 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:49,941 Well, get out the fucking van, man.[SCREAMS, GROANS] 103 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:51,508 Fucking take your phone... I'm saying, man. 104 00:04:51,638 --> 00:04:52,683 ...and fucking get out of here. 105 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:54,293 Pussio. 106 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:59,777 [VAN ENGINE STARTS][KANE GROANS] 107 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,648 Hey, cuz, you see that ting I just drew, fam? 108 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,171 She was peng! She was proper on it, innit? 109 00:05:03,258 --> 00:05:05,217 Come, you're gonna get yourself sectioned again, man. 110 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:06,914 RIKO: I'm cool, G-man. Where we going anyway? 111 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,176 We're going back to the hood, fam. 112 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:10,353 ♪ Start from the beginning 113 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,703 ["IT AIN'T SAFE" PLAYING] 114 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,182 ♪ Turn my headphones up ♪ 115 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,708 ♪ Get it squad Squad gang, gang ♪ 116 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:22,756 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 117 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:26,369 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 118 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,762 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 119 00:05:28,849 --> 00:05:31,504 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 120 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,201 ♪ It ain't safe Packs, I sold ♪ 121 00:05:33,288 --> 00:05:34,986 ♪ Had them buzzing On the road, yeah ♪ 122 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,858 ♪ Crack residue in the buttons on my phone, yeah ♪ 123 00:05:38,032 --> 00:05:40,426 ♪ Black leather boots When I run into your home ♪ 124 00:05:40,513 --> 00:05:41,906 ♪ Yeah BOTH: ♪ Ring, ring, pussy ♪ 125 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,298 ♪ It's your mummy on the phone ♪ 126 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,996 ♪ Niggas wanna kill me Tell them ♪ 127 00:05:45,126 --> 00:05:46,476 ♪ "Go and get your Uzi", yeah ♪ 128 00:05:46,606 --> 00:05:49,261 ♪ Bari got the weapon In the pocket of the Ksubi's ♪ 129 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:50,697 ♪ See me on the catwalk ♪ 130 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,352 ♪ You see me in the movies Still you can end up dead ♪ 131 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,136 ♪ When you disrespect The goonies ♪ 132 00:05:55,223 --> 00:05:57,878 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 133 00:05:57,965 --> 00:06:00,490 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 134 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:03,710 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 135 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,365 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 136 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:07,801 ♪The traphouse was a shithole ♪ 137 00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:10,325 ♪ With my niggas smoking On some indo ♪ 138 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:12,458 ♪ Looking for the police Through the window ♪ 139 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:15,287 ♪ Said I'll be a minute, yeah Of course I was an hour, yeah ♪ 140 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:17,898 ♪ Never disturb a baker When he's mixing up the flour ♪ 141 00:06:17,985 --> 00:06:21,162 ♪ Yeah, devour these criminals Stepping on my toes, yeah ♪ 142 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,382 ♪ I step into the party I let everybody know, yeah ♪ 143 00:06:23,643 --> 00:06:26,690 ♪ The heat will bang For a legend on the roads ♪ 144 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,475 ♪ So, keep your hands Off my bredrins and my clothes ♪ 145 00:06:29,562 --> 00:06:32,260 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 146 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:35,394 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 147 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:36,569 ♪ It ain't safe ♪ 148 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,702 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 149 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:39,703 [MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY] 150 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:41,182 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 151 00:06:42,575 --> 00:06:44,359 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 152 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,971 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 153 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,800 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 154 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,018 [YAWNS] 155 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:52,629 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 156 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,413 ♪ You've been... 157 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,894 Allow it, peng ting Alexa. Stop the music, fam. 158 00:06:57,808 --> 00:06:59,766 ALEXA: Sorry, fam, click-clack. 159 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:04,336 [LIGHTER FLICKERING][SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE] 160 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,643 [INHALES SHARPLY] 161 00:07:06,773 --> 00:07:09,036 Alexa, what's on my calendar today, fam? 162 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,691 ALEXA: There's nothing on your calendar today, fam. 163 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:12,779 [EXHALES] 164 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:21,353 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 165 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,573 [BOTTLE THUDS][PAPER RUSTLING] 166 00:07:29,317 --> 00:07:31,145 [PAPER CRUSHING][MUSIC FADES] 167 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,670 [BANGING ON DOOR] Hajima! 168 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,283 [DRAMATIC INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING] Rikoings! 169 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,503 - My friendings. - You all right, Patel? 170 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:42,026 Hey, it's Pinky Patel! 171 00:07:42,243 --> 00:07:43,680 Say my dad's name, you bitchfuckings. 172 00:07:43,810 --> 00:07:44,768 Oh, come on, man. 173 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:47,379 Say it now! You imbecile boyings muddafuckings. 174 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:50,382 Mr. Pinky Patel, innit.[CHEERS] That's right, isn't it? 175 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,950 Show some respectings, you bumbaclarting. 176 00:07:53,428 --> 00:07:54,473 - What? - Shut it! 177 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:57,476 I want my bloody money, innit, blud? 178 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,696 And where is that pussyclart 179 00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:01,785 bloody Black imbecile friend of yours? 180 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,483 [CHEERS] Hey, hey, hey! 181 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:07,225 I see you didn't get the memo and all of that, you know. 182 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,183 Black lives matter now, fam, you get me? 183 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:11,621 It's proper good to see you! 184 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,275 Imagine, I was just about to call you, you know. [SNIFFS] 185 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:15,929 What the fuck? 186 00:08:16,843 --> 00:08:18,758 Uh, you two fucking each other now, huh? 187 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,501 No, we're not gay, bro. - We just sleep together, innit. - PINKY: Hey-ey-ey-ey! 188 00:08:22,762 --> 00:08:24,285 Don't tell me your jiggy-jiggy sexy time, 189 00:08:24,372 --> 00:08:25,504 you bunch of bastardings. 190 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,898 You thought I forgot you, dickhead, huh? Huh? 191 00:08:28,115 --> 00:08:30,465 Where is my cocaines, you bunch of wastemanings, huh? 192 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:32,293 PUDI: Yeah, because word on the roadings, 193 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:34,557 brothers, is that you got jacked 194 00:08:34,774 --> 00:08:37,516 by the Somali gun peoples, dickhead. 195 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,300 Dickhead! 196 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,738 Dickhead? [LAUGHS] 197 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:43,827 You got robbed by the Malis, fam? 198 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,393 You told me you were proper cool with them, man. 199 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,266 Come on, man, me and the Malis are cool, bruv. 200 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,137 We're practically family, you get me? 201 00:08:50,485 --> 00:08:52,618 I am a Mali, bruv, they rated that. Trust me. 202 00:08:52,705 --> 00:08:54,489 So, imagine this, listen. [SNIFFS] 203 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,579 I must have pulled up to the ting with the merchandise 204 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,232 like a badboy. You get me? 205 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:01,061 My man started screaming now. Woo-woo-woo-woo! 206 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:04,369 Then I got rushed. 207 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,589 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] Madting! 208 00:09:06,719 --> 00:09:08,982 Fifteen Somalis screaming out, "Warya! Warya!" 209 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:13,987 "Walahi! Walahi! Kaleh! Kaleh! Hoosgut! Hoosgut!" 210 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,294 "Walahi! I'm the captain now!"[MUSIC CONCLUDES] 211 00:09:16,424 --> 00:09:18,905 [BREATHES DEEPLY] It was emotional, fam. 212 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,255 [SNIFFLES] That's a mad ting still. 213 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,563 Dad! Let me fucking fuck him hard! 214 00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:27,348 Motherchode gandu pussyclartings! 215 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:28,828 [BLOWS RASBPERRIES] Wait, what? 216 00:09:28,915 --> 00:09:29,786 Dickhead! 217 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,091 PINKY: I give you one week! 218 00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:33,528 And I want my 15,000 back. 219 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:37,010 If not, I'm gonna come back here and kill the both of you. 220 00:09:37,097 --> 00:09:39,317 - Now, let me out of here. - Well, the door's there, bro. 221 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,623 I know where the fucking door is! 222 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,799 You bhenchod! I'm not fucking blind! 223 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,106 I'll be back, dickhead. 224 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:52,199 [DOOR CREAKS OPEN, SLAMS] 225 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:55,812 I'm not gonna lie, fam, them slaps kinda hurt. 226 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,945 I know, man, about slapping me. I should have slapped him back 227 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,034 but true say Pinky's an older, I thought I'd allow him. 228 00:10:01,121 --> 00:10:02,601 I don't want to be disrespectful, you get me? 229 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,124 You gotta respect the age of nature, fam. 230 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:06,561 - The age of what? - The age of nature, fam. 231 00:10:06,779 --> 00:10:08,389 I was reading about it at my anger management class. 232 00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:10,217 I find the whole basis of the idea calms me down 233 00:10:10,304 --> 00:10:12,959 - when I get agitated. - Man don't care about all that, fam. 234 00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:15,092 Man's got real life problems, G. 235 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,834 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] What we gonna do, bro? 236 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,663 How the fuck we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz? 237 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,538 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] PRESENTER: Linkup TV presents Lethal Bizzle live 238 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,628 at XOYO on the 2nd of March. It's gonna be... 239 00:10:29,802 --> 00:10:31,499 Are you thinking what I'm thinking, fam? 240 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:32,849 Yeah. 241 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:36,635 Man's thinking Bizzle might have to be the next victim still. 242 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,159 Straight robbery settings, ya get me? 243 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:42,293 I dunno though, man. I kinda like Bizzle, still. 244 00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:43,729 Do you remember the remix we did, blud? 245 00:10:43,816 --> 00:10:45,035 Yeah, course, fam. 246 00:10:45,252 --> 00:10:46,514 [RAPPING] ♪ Pow! It's Riko and Kane ♪ 247 00:10:46,601 --> 00:10:48,081 ♪ Pow! You don't know About pain ♪ 248 00:10:48,168 --> 00:10:49,909 ♪ Pow! We draw girls in the rain Pow-- ♪ 249 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:52,390 Allow it, man! Lemon and herb that shit, cuz. 250 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,435 My man's rich, bro. 251 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,308 All we need to do is just run up in a ting, rob him, 252 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,223 no long ting, set pace, you get me? 253 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,095 His watch is worth, like, three million or something. 254 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:03,967 Three million, fam? 255 00:11:04,358 --> 00:11:06,447 Yeah, something like that, it's-- it's Ps though. 256 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:09,973 Listen, we're back on the road. The top boy duo are back. 257 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,192 Riko and Kane rush hour settings, fam. 258 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,368 - Are you on it or not? - Yeah, I'm on it, cuz. 259 00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:16,022 If we're gonna set him up though, we're gonna need 260 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,458 a strap and some more soldiers. 261 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,678 - I'm gonna call my mandem, innit. - Bruv, call your mandem 262 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,941 and put down that fucking sword, fam. 263 00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:24,509 [SCREAMS] Whoa! 264 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,905 [BUS TIRES SCREECHING] So, where's your mandem? 265 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,950 Don't worry, them man will be here, fam. 266 00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:33,300 What, they're proper goons, yeah? 267 00:11:33,387 --> 00:11:35,302 Course, fam. Proper reckless. 268 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,522 My mandem are on this ting. Straight greez, you get me? 269 00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:40,351 All right. They sound like the type of mandem 270 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,875 - you see me rolling with still. - Trust me when I tell you 271 00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:44,747 these men are certified on the roads, fam. 272 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,487 All right, all right. 273 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,752 So, where these man?[INDISTINCT CHATTER] 274 00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:50,840 There they are, fam. 275 00:11:51,884 --> 00:11:55,366 [KIDS LAUGHING, CHATTING] What the fuck is that, bruv? They're school kids. 276 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,541 Have you lost your mind or something? 277 00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:57,585 Look at my man, man! 278 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,892 He's still - in his school uniform! - Yeah, sorry about that. 279 00:11:59,892 --> 00:12:01,894 Man was just playing out, innit and I didn't get time 280 00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:03,069 to go yard and change. 281 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,854 Plus, my mum's kind of vexing me for shotting 282 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,377 the Sky box for a score, 283 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,248 so it's kinda peak - at yard still. - RIKO: See? 284 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,510 These man are on stuff, cuz. 285 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:10,685 I told you, reckless, you get me? 286 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,992 Playing out, fam? Tell me it's a joke. 287 00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,472 - It's a joke, innit? - No, cuz. 288 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,779 This is perfectly real. These man are hungry, blud. 289 00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:18,955 Gully, ruthless and only 15 years old. 290 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,260 Uh, nah, man ain't even 12 yet. 291 00:12:20,434 --> 00:12:22,393 Astaghfirullah! Not even 12! 292 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,308 I will be hitting that come Christmas, fam. 293 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,049 You know what, it's way past your bedtime. 294 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,094 - Go home, be safe, bye! - Blud, relax, man. 295 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,704 Them man brought a strap for us still. 296 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,490 A-- A str-- A strap! A real-life gun, yeah? 297 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,187 How else you think we're gonna rob man, fam? 298 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:35,536 That's the ting still. 299 00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:36,799 It's my big brother's though, innit? 300 00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:38,148 So, don't use no bullets 301 00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:40,237 'cause he'll find out and beat us all up, 302 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,978 especially you, fam.[KIDS LAUGHING] 303 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,066 What? Are you dumb, bruv? 304 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,894 Your brother could never try a ting with me. 305 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,635 - D'you know who I am, cuz? - Yeah, course I do. 306 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,942 My brother goes he chiefed you a couple months ago still. 307 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,117 On the high road. 308 00:12:51,465 --> 00:12:52,858 He goes he linked you to buy a strap but you come 309 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,599 - with some dead mobile. - KANE: Whatever, man! 310 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,557 Bun all the bullshit and the long ting. You get me? 311 00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:57,994 Let's go and yam this fool. 312 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,604 Don't know famalam.["POW!" PLAYING] 313 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,649 PERFORMER 1: ♪ I'm Lethal da B ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ 314 00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:03,173 ♪ If you don't know about me ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ 315 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,348 ♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪ 316 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,828 ♪ Yeah, cause' I'm pow! ♪ 317 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,525 ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm Lethal da B ♪ 318 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,396 ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ If you don't know about me ♪ 319 00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:11,007 ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪ 320 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,573 ALL: ♪ 'Cause, pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm pow! ♪ 321 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,445 ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ ♪ I go harder ♪ 322 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,968 ♪ My team's moving larger ♪ 323 00:13:16,055 --> 00:13:17,578 ♪ I got big bars for ya' Whole fam ♪ 324 00:13:17,665 --> 00:13:19,493 ♪ Make your mum skank out With ya' father ♪ 325 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,714 [CHEERS] ♪ I roll deeper Stylish through the speaker ♪ 326 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,411 ♪ Oi! How can you say I ain't hard ♪ 327 00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:25,978 ♪ Shut up You ain't hard either ♪ 328 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,545 ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 329 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,329 ♪ You must be crazy ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 330 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,244 ♪ You ain't no bad boys ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 331 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,811 ♪ I bring the hyper ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 332 00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,465 ♪ Said ah! What? ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 333 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,075 ♪ Clockin' it, have it ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 334 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,251 [RECORD SCRATCHING][ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING] 335 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:39,557 ["BODY" PLAYING] 336 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,733 PERFORMER 2: ♪ English, English girl named Fiona ♪ 337 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:45,128 ♪ African girl, Abiola Body-ody shape like Cola ♪ 338 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,956 ♪ Back up, back up And come closer ♪ 339 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,001 ♪ Vivi da loca... ♪ 340 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,264 What the hell are you doing, fam? 341 00:13:51,351 --> 00:13:53,092 - You're meant to be working. - Nah, I was just-- 342 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,964 I was just preeing the ting, innit? 343 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,009 Nah, man, we're meant to be doing a fucking move 344 00:13:57,096 --> 00:13:58,793 and you're here skanking with the gal-dem sugar. 345 00:13:59,098 --> 00:14:00,491 Have you even spotted Bizzle yet, cuz? 346 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,406 Yeah, obviously, he's over there, innit? 347 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,277 He's looking kinda hench though, I lie? 348 00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:06,279 Fuck that, fam. Man's got the mash, innit? 349 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:07,498 I can't even lie, cuz. 350 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,108 I feel to let it off in the air right now. 351 00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:11,371 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's wrong with you, bruv? 352 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,721 Chill your pants, man. Why you so hype for, bro? 353 00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:15,636 - Sorry, bro. - How much weed you smoke today? 354 00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:17,203 Just a couple of zoots, G. I'm cool, man. 355 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,944 - You had your meds today, yeah? - Yeah, bro. 356 00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:21,686 [SONG CONTINUES] Oi, calm, fam. 357 00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,209 He's in the toilet on his Js, cuz. 358 00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,385 We gotta move to him now! Get the mandem, innit. 359 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,691 PERFORMER 2: ♪ ...That's a combination ♪ 360 00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:28,388 ♪ Gyal with a big back's My weakness ♪ 361 00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:29,955 ♪ But when I punch man It's grievous ♪ 362 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,652 ♪ Boom They'll play back the CCTV... ♪ 363 00:14:31,739 --> 00:14:34,046 I'm not gonna lie! You man are sick! 364 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,091 ♪ ...Ball like Lakers... ♪ 365 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,790 I feel sick. [RETCHES] This is what I mean, man. 366 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,836 Can't we do this ourselves, bruv? Riko and Kane. 367 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:44,317 Riko and Kane. Let's do this, famalamo! 368 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:45,928 ♪ Fuck that, man I don't give a F ♪ 369 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,190 ♪ What, you wanna get smoked? Cigarette ♪ 370 00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,235 ♪ English English girl named... ♪ 371 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,977 Dench sausage needs to... [GRUNTS] ...release! 372 00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:55,328 [PISSING][BREATHES DEEPLY] 373 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,243 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING][DOOR THUDS OPEN] 374 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,767 Yo, Bizzle, click-clack, it's showtime. 375 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,466 Hold on, cuz, I'm pissing innit? 376 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,382 [AMBIENT UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 377 00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,384 Oh, for real. Sorry, fam. 378 00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:11,997 True say, he is pissing, and you can't really rush a man. 379 00:15:15,696 --> 00:15:16,741 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 380 00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:25,489 [CONTINUES PISSING][EXHALES IN EXASPERATION] 381 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,536 What you saying? Y-- You finished yet? 382 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,278 Nah, fam. 383 00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:34,977 He ain't finished yet. 384 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,415 [ZIPPER ZIPPING][GROANS] 385 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,070 - What's all this? - KANE: What does it look like, fam? 386 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,159 This is a click-clack robbery, cuz. 387 00:15:43,289 --> 00:15:46,031 Remain silent and hush them big, dry lips of yours 388 00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:47,815 'cause I ain't scared of you! 389 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:51,036 Now, give me your... [PANTS] 390 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:53,560 What shall I ask first, fam? His watch or his chain? 391 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,345 Dunno, what's worth more Ps? 392 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:58,087 What's worth more Ps, fam, your watch or your chain? 393 00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,914 What, is this some type of prank or something? 394 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,742 This ain't no prank, rudeboy. 395 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,223 This is Crimewatch UK live and direct in your face! 396 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,877 This is a real life move. 397 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,054 - Click-clack! - You man can't be serious, man. 398 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,490 Why's your hand all shaking for? 399 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,884 Nah, don't watch that, cuz. 400 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,234 Man's just got a lickle arthritis, innit? 401 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,585 But what you saying? Can I have your watch, please? 402 00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:19,804 [SCOFFS] Fuck that! 403 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,762 Man want your fucking watch, your fucking chain, 404 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,329 your fucking ring, your fucking hat, 405 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,070 the fucking creps, your fucking wallet! 406 00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:27,420 Everything, fam! Oyster card, library card 407 00:16:27,507 --> 00:16:29,553 fucking Nectar card, and even your boxers, blud! 408 00:16:29,683 --> 00:16:32,208 Give man everything. Anything and everything. 409 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:34,688 Man want your fucking car keys and some weed... 410 00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,212 [SNIFFS] ...if you got any. 411 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:41,086 - Man said boxers. - Take off or get lit up, it's that simple, fam. 412 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,654 - It's like that, yeah? - Damn right it's like that, cuz. 413 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,090 Put this shit in your lyrics, rudeboy. 414 00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:47,875 You got robbed by Riko and Kane, fam, Skengville, blud. 415 00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:50,139 Yeah, that's right, cuz! 416 00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,097 Give me them Nectar points, cuzzy. 417 00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:54,230 Yeah, tryna stall the ting, you get me? 418 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,580 [LAUGHS] I should shoot a man down for that! 419 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,929 What, what, what? 420 00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,496 What you know about Riko and Kane? 421 00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,411 - Biggest gangbangers in the game. - Click-clack! 422 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,716 KANE: Man wanna talk about fame 423 00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,240 until you get popped for your chain. 424 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,415 - Click-clack! - That's right. 425 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,809 Any time you hear click-clack, you know Skengville are back! 426 00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:11,769 I'm talking 'bout certi gang, badboy for life, 427 00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:14,772 badboy up in this building. [SCREAMS] 428 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,339 What's with the fucking long ting, cuz? 429 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,863 Hurry the fuck up before I put a bullet in your bumhole, fam. 430 00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:22,214 [DOOR OPENS] Oh, my God! Hey, Sprinkle. 431 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,694 No, no, no, babe, 432 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,088 what you doing playing with sexy sex toys? 433 00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:27,176 It's not-- 434 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,830 DRAG PERFORMER: If you wanted to play with a big hard toy 435 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,571 then you should've just asked 436 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:37,360 'cause I got a big hard one right here for you. [RETCHES] 437 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,366 [GUN COCKS][SHUDDERS] 438 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,759 You know man - was just joking, innit. - Shut up, you dickhead! 439 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,283 Leave it, yeah![KANE THUDS DOWN] 440 00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:49,546 Serious, I can expl--[LETHAL BIZZLE GRUNTS] 441 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,374 [MUSIC CONCLUDES] LETHAL BIZZLE: Nah, fam. 442 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,289 Charlie, you know what these dickheads tried 443 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,160 to do to me, fam? CHARLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 444 00:17:55,247 --> 00:17:57,206 These pussios tried to rob me, fam. 445 00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:00,339 Nah, these dickheads tried a roll-up on big Biz. 446 00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:01,340 [AUDIENCE WHOOPING] Dickheads! 447 00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:04,430 Look at you now, fam. Your fucking BTEC boxers. 448 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,650 CHARLIE: Hey, where you get them boxershorts from, rudeboy? 449 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,740 Swear it's got skid marks![INDISTINCT CHATTER] 450 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,307 LETHAL BIZZLE: Hop on your legs for me, bro. 451 00:18:11,698 --> 00:18:13,265 - CHARLIE: Hey, hop, rudeboy! - LETHAL BIZZLE: Hop on ya leg, bro. Hop! 452 00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:14,440 - Hop on your legs, fam. - CHARLIE: Hop! 453 00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,007 LETHAL BIZZLE: Higher than that. Higher than that. 454 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,443 - CHARLIE: Hop! - Higher than that, bro. 455 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,444 [AUDIENCE WHOOPING, WHISTLING] 456 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,055 LETHAL BIZZLE: Switch legs, blud. Squat. Squat. 457 00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:22,796 Squat, fam, you got chicken legs, man. 458 00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:23,971 Star jumps, cuz. 459 00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:26,148 Give me some star jumps. Put some energy into it. 460 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,194 Come on. That's not a star jump! Hey, dutty wine for me as well. 461 00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:31,327 Hey! Dutty wine for me as well, man. 462 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,589 - Together, fam. Wine. - What the fuck? 463 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,244 LETHAL BIZZLE: Slow wine, bro, slow wine. Lower than that. 464 00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:36,723 CHARLIE: Do what you're told, rudeboy. 465 00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:39,073 LETHAL BIZZLE: Lower than that, fam. Lower than that, fam. 466 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:45,863 [GROANS] That's nasty! Look at them, man! [GROANS] 467 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,560 LETHAL BIZZLE: Oi, Linkup TV, you getting this, fam? 468 00:18:47,647 --> 00:18:49,606 You getting this? Oi, do me a favor, fam, 469 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,434 tell me who these fucking dickheads are, blud. 470 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,914 - Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! - ALL: [CHANTING] Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! 471 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,178 - Dickheads! Dickheads! - Dickheads! 472 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,005 LETHAL BIZZLE: Trying to rob me? You crazy, fam? 473 00:18:58,092 --> 00:18:59,790 - ALL: [CHANTING] Dickheads! - Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! 474 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,357 LETHAL BIZZLE: [INDISTINCT] Give some star jumps. 475 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,750 [LAUGHS] Hey, these man are waste, fam. 476 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,578 I'm catching bare joke. 477 00:19:05,752 --> 00:19:07,711 - Hey, let me see, fam. - Shut up, man. 478 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,408 [LETHAL BIZZLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] AEROL: Dickhead. 479 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,671 TERRY: [SCREAMS, GROANS] Listen, I'm sorry, mate! 480 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,064 I'll get your money, I promise. 481 00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,849 I'll get your money, please, please. Don't, don't... [GRUNTS] 482 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,852 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING][TERRY SCREAMING] 483 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:19,940 [BODY THUDS][MUSIC FADES] 484 00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:21,028 AEROL: Rah... 485 00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:23,030 [CHUCKLES] ...my man got dashed off the fourth floor, ya na! 486 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:28,862 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 487 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,304 [ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES] 488 00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:37,958 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Going down. 489 00:19:56,803 --> 00:19:58,022 [CAN CLATTERING][GLASS SHATTERING] 490 00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,458 [BIRDS CHIRPING][DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 491 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:01,721 What'’s up? 492 00:20:01,982 --> 00:20:03,288 [MUSIC FADES][DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 493 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,118 Said he gonna be here - in a sec still. - SHOTTI: Cool. 494 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,598 Fam, what happened with my man? 495 00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:10,948 That dickhead tried to short man five bills. 496 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,254 Five bills, bro? 497 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,734 You dashed man off the balcony for five bills? 498 00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:16,823 Fam, I'll dash you off the balcony for two. 499 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,696 Fucking dickhead.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 500 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,046 This is what I'm saying, cuz, you ain't built for this. 501 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,526 Nah, what d'you mean, bro? Man is. 502 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,744 I wanted to chat to you still. 503 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,355 I think we should rob some banks. 504 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,922 This ain't fucking 1990, bro. 505 00:20:29,183 --> 00:20:30,663 Nah, man's got this app, innit, like, 506 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,362 it can interfere and turn off cameras--Shut up, man. 507 00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,581 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] Yeah, he's here, fam. 508 00:20:35,842 --> 00:20:36,843 Cool. 509 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,976 Man's gotta go pattern some business. 510 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:42,022 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 511 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,073 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] My father will talk to you now. 512 00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,554 [MUSIC FADES] Shotti. 513 00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:53,077 Yeah. What you saying, Krzysztof? 514 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:55,688 I'm going to need some more of your product. 515 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,386 Yeah, that's cool but... 516 00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,475 got a different batch this time around. 517 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,173 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] Better quality. 518 00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:13,880 [IN POLISH] It's good. 519 00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:16,230 He's telling the truth. 520 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,929 It's better than the last time. 521 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,496 [IN ENGLISH] My daughter says it's good. 522 00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:23,673 SHOTTI: Thing is, yeah, this batch is 38 on a key 523 00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:25,631 and the minimum I can bring you is three. 524 00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:26,806 That's no problem. 525 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,635 So, I send someone next week to drop and collect, yes? 526 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:33,422 - Yeah. Next week's cool. - My grandmother used to say 527 00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:36,294 "You should never steal from yourself... 528 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:40,951 or the hand that feeds you."[CHUCKLES] My gran used to say... 529 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,258 "Steal from me and I'll slap you silly." 530 00:21:46,565 --> 00:21:47,914 Think our grans would get on, innit? 531 00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:53,355 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 532 00:21:54,094 --> 00:21:55,574 [IN POLISH] I don't trust him. 533 00:21:55,661 --> 00:21:57,271 He's a nobody. 534 00:21:57,402 --> 00:21:59,012 [MUSIC CONCLUDES] 535 00:21:59,491 --> 00:22:02,886 [SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE][DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 536 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,497 [IN ENGLISH] - Wagwan, fam? - Man, fuck these pricks. 537 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,891 Man tryna pull up in his front room, you know. 538 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,327 Oi, listen up! 539 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,548 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] I want everyone out here active. 540 00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:15,942 If any of the mandem see any of my fucking opps 541 00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:17,204 the DeMarcos, 542 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,512 I don't give a shit if man is with his fucking aunt 543 00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:22,862 or fucking uncle, you light them pricks up. 544 00:22:23,036 --> 00:22:25,082 - You hear me? - ALL: Course, man. Yeah! 545 00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:27,737 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 546 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:29,173 What you saying for this Polish man? 547 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,654 On the next one, bro, man's gonna pattern that pussy. 548 00:22:32,437 --> 00:22:34,265 Show man this is my hood! 549 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:36,833 [MUSIC CONCLUDES] This kebab is peng, blud. 550 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,748 I love the way the succulent beef mixes in 551 00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:39,923 with the flavorsome sauces. 552 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,707 [BIRDS CHIRPING] So scrumptious, cuz. 553 00:22:42,229 --> 00:22:44,580 Bruv, man's got real life problems, G. 554 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,364 What we gonna do about the Patels? 555 00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:50,412 - Oh, yeah, the Patels. - We're a laughingstock, man. 556 00:22:50,716 --> 00:22:52,414 That Bizzle video's everywhere, bruv. 557 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:55,547 I'm Just Bait, the Shadeborough, Grime Daily, Linkup TV. 558 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,636 I even emailed YouTube to take it down. 559 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,246 What? Allow that, cuz. 560 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,379 Man, I kinda like - the video still. - What? 561 00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:02,815 Man all see a couple comments, bro, 562 00:23:02,902 --> 00:23:03,816 saying I look buff and that. 563 00:23:04,338 --> 00:23:06,384 - I'm all getting ratings, fam. - Bruv, it was one comment 564 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:09,039 and it came from someone called "Jimmy-_69." 565 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,388 Jimmy, fam! 566 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,738 That ain't a sexy look, G.Oi, a comment's a comment, bro, 567 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,523 just 'cause you ain't getting no comments, fam. 568 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:15,915 Bruv, fuck a comment, bruv. 569 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,614 Bruv, we're out here on stage looking like some pussios. 570 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,485 I'm out here looking for redemption, bruv. 571 00:23:20,746 --> 00:23:23,445 Redemption. I like it. Like Shawshank? 572 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,578 You know what, yeah? Man ain't havin' it no more. 573 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,059 Man's gonna show the roads what time it is. 574 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,409 And I ain't talking about no quarter past three. 575 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,498 I'm talking about a big move. 576 00:23:34,368 --> 00:23:37,110 Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane, cuz, you're right. 577 00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:39,112 I say I call my mandem and arrange another move. 578 00:23:39,286 --> 00:23:41,854 Nah, fam. I ain't got time for your CBBC mandem, blud. 579 00:23:42,202 --> 00:23:45,467 - This time we do something big. - Like what though, fam? 580 00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:49,645 [CHUCKLES] The move of all moves. 581 00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:52,386 Something that's gonna finally put us on the map 582 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,650 as roadman for good.[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 583 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,262 Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane, G. 584 00:23:58,915 --> 00:23:59,916 [MUSIC FADES] 585 00:24:00,525 --> 00:24:03,615 [BIRDS CHIRPING] You sure about this, fam? 586 00:24:05,051 --> 00:24:08,533 Told you, I'm sick and tired of not being rated as a roadman. 587 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,448 I'm on this ting, and after today 588 00:24:10,535 --> 00:24:12,232 everyone's gonna know about us, fam. 589 00:24:12,319 --> 00:24:13,930 I'm fully on this gun ting now. 590 00:24:14,321 --> 00:24:15,366 You sure about that? 591 00:24:15,453 --> 00:24:16,454 The other day you was moving shook. 592 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:17,629 You was all shaking and that, bro. 593 00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:19,675 I told you, it was the arthritis. 594 00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:21,198 But my doctor sorted that out now. 595 00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:24,506 Thank God for the NHS.God bless the NHS. 596 00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:25,942 It's time for that click-clack. 597 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:28,074 It's about to go off in there, fam. 598 00:24:28,161 --> 00:24:30,424 - You Ready Steady Cook, yeah? - I dunno, man. 599 00:24:30,816 --> 00:24:32,644 A bank robbery, it's a bit hype for us, na? 600 00:24:32,731 --> 00:24:35,342 Exactly! That's where we've been going wrong, fam. 601 00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:36,605 We need to be more hype. 602 00:24:36,996 --> 00:24:40,173 Bare roadman do bank robberies and now, it's our time. 603 00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:43,046 - Riko and Kane, bang-bang. - RIKO: Fuck it. 604 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:46,266 - Bang-bang, let's do this, fam. - Oi, oi, what you lot saying? 605 00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:48,399 - What the fuck, man? - Uh, you know who man is, innit? 606 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,662 - Yeah, man know who you are, fam. - Nah, nah, it's man like Ed. 607 00:24:50,836 --> 00:24:53,839 Certified crackhead. Crack... Ed... you get it? 608 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,667 You get it? Crack-Ed...[CAR DOOR SHUTS] 609 00:24:55,841 --> 00:24:58,017 [RAPPING] ♪ Man beg for bread I don't have a bed ♪ 610 00:24:58,104 --> 00:24:59,192 ♪ I shit on my leg... ♪ 611 00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:01,064 - Just fuck off, man. - No, no, Reeks. 612 00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:02,979 Bro, Reeks, I saw your mum, innit? 613 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,981 What? Don't talk - about my mum, man. - CRACK ED: No, no. No, bro. 614 00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,286 I saw your mum in the showers, innit? 615 00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:08,201 - What the fuck? - No, no, in the swimming pool. 616 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:09,333 Leighton Leisure Lagoon. 617 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,378 I go there sometimes to wash my ball bags, yeah. 618 00:25:11,465 --> 00:25:13,424 It's only 20p. It's a bargain! 619 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,731 Anyway, you see your mum, yeah. I'm watching her wash herself. 620 00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:17,515 Yeah, no, no, I weren't looking. I weren't looking. 621 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,778 Tell a lie, I might have looked once but respectfully. 622 00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:21,867 She's pretty, - she's got nice legs. - Strong legs. 623 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,347 Stop talking - about my mum! - CRACK ED: Nah, bro. 624 00:25:23,477 --> 00:25:25,001 Nah, she's standing by the locker, yeah. 625 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,960 She's looking all sad and that, no P, just a bikini. 626 00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:30,484 So, man like me, I subsidized that. 627 00:25:30,615 --> 00:25:33,618 I made that transaction happen. I gave her the pound, bro. 628 00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:34,880 She was so happy. 629 00:25:35,228 --> 00:25:37,404 She was so perky and I'm just thinking out loud here bro, 630 00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:40,103 - I'm gonna need that pound back. - Move man, you ginger shithead! 631 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:41,147 What did you say? 632 00:25:41,234 --> 00:25:42,453 - All right, here we go. - Ginger? 633 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:43,976 You call me ginger, bruv? 634 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:46,239 D'you know what? You man can say whatever you want about me. 635 00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:49,112 You can say I shit in a bush, I shit on the highroad. 636 00:25:49,503 --> 00:25:52,506 I don't wipe my bum, but so what? Who does? 637 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,030 But ginger, bruv? It's not even ginger. 638 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,510 It's more like strawberry blond. Look, I'll show you my p-- 639 00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,077 What are you doing? Allow that, bro, man! 640 00:25:58,164 --> 00:25:59,252 Got like a salmon tinge. 641 00:25:59,339 --> 00:26:00,689 It's cool, you don't have to show, man! 642 00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:02,691 Allow it! Give him the pound, bro! 643 00:26:02,952 --> 00:26:05,041 Here, just take the pound! - Take the pound. Fuck off, bro! - Oh, Reeks, bro. 644 00:26:05,258 --> 00:26:08,653 Love for that, bro. I can feel the ginger love in you, brother. 645 00:26:09,262 --> 00:26:11,482 Oi, Kane, what you saying, yeah? You got a pound for me, brother? 646 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:12,875 I'll sing for you, yeah? [SNIFFS] 647 00:26:13,179 --> 00:26:15,312 ♪ Your balls don't smell Like they used to before ♪ 648 00:26:15,529 --> 00:26:18,141 [GUN COCKS] Chat to me and I will quarantine your life, rudeboy! 649 00:26:18,271 --> 00:26:20,012 Big man, say no more. 650 00:26:20,099 --> 00:26:21,840 I'm not tryna get my head licked off here, fellas. 651 00:26:21,927 --> 00:26:23,712 I feel like I've got a lot of potential in life 652 00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:25,670 and I can see you lot are somewhat busy 653 00:26:25,757 --> 00:26:27,803 so I'm gonna bounce by the ounce, freaks. 654 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,195 I love you, son, Kane. 655 00:26:29,282 --> 00:26:31,458 Keep doing you, brother. I see it, I see it all. 656 00:26:31,545 --> 00:26:33,199 I see it, keep doing you, brother. I love you fellas. 657 00:26:33,286 --> 00:26:34,200 I love you. 658 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:35,506 [RAPPING] ♪ Man beg For bread... ♪ 659 00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:36,812 What you doing, fam? 660 00:26:36,942 --> 00:26:38,509 What you saying, man? I just got gassed, man. 661 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:40,250 Come, we do this, blud.[TRAFFIC WHIZZING] 662 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,906 Yeah, hold on a minute. You got your debit card? 663 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,298 What? What for? 664 00:26:45,777 --> 00:26:47,910 Parking! I ain't trying to get no ticket. 665 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:50,564 Blud, we're robbing a bank, man, fuck the parking, G. 666 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,001 Are you dumb? 667 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,046 I ain't about this PCN ticket life! 668 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:55,744 That's about 65-pound 669 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:58,181 and in the words of Joseph Junior Adinuga, 670 00:26:58,268 --> 00:26:59,182 "That's not me." 671 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,446 - Cuz, this looks mad wet, bro. - Bruv, stop being tight, man. 672 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:03,447 I paid for the petrol 673 00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:04,883 and the Frutellas on the way down. 674 00:27:05,579 --> 00:27:07,581 Frutellas are badman sweet, you get me? 675 00:27:08,321 --> 00:27:10,106 Whatever, man, I'll pay for the parking, bro. 676 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:13,065 - Can we do this, fam? - My guy! 677 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,503 Hello! [CACKLES] 678 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,463 ♪ Can't you see the sign? It's a double yellow line ♪ 679 00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:23,293 ♪ I'm sorry, sir But you cannot park your car ♪ 680 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:26,209 ♪ Try to understand I'm just an African ♪ 681 00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:29,603 ♪ So, who d'you think you are? Just move your car ♪ 682 00:27:30,256 --> 00:27:32,606 [GASPS] Dirty Ed! 683 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:36,393 [GROANS, FARTS] 684 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,916 Look at this orangutan![CRACK ED GROANING] 685 00:27:38,003 --> 00:27:40,484 You are causing a tsunami in London again! 686 00:27:40,919 --> 00:27:44,836 [EXHALES SHARPLY][STAMMERS, GASPS] 687 00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:47,796 ♪ I should have seen the sign Now, I have to pay this fine ♪ 688 00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:49,319 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 689 00:27:49,623 --> 00:27:50,799 [INDISTINCT CHATTER][CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 690 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:52,844 - [GASPS] Mummy! - KID'S MOTHER: Oh... 691 00:27:52,931 --> 00:27:53,932 Fuck off![MUSIC CONCLUDES] 692 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,674 [SUCKS TEETH] About "man don't rob banks". 693 00:27:57,022 --> 00:27:58,720 That's 'cause man don't know about the true capabilities. 694 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:00,896 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 695 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:03,463 [MACHINE WHIRRING][COMPUTER TURNS OFF] 696 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,378 [CHUCKLES] See? 697 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,903 Bet you didn't know I could do that, innit, Shotti? [CHEERS] 698 00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:11,123 That's a G out here! [CHUCKLES, GASPS] 699 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:13,865 Man like Leo.[GUN COCKS] 700 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,781 RIKO: Everyone shut the fuck up and get on the fucking floor![CROWD SCREAMING] 701 00:28:16,781 --> 00:28:18,348 This is what you call a roadman special delivery 702 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,479 fucking bank robbery extravaganza. 703 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,438 You know what, yeah? Everyone by the wall. 704 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:22,831 [INHALES] Everyone by the wall now. 705 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,049 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] Did I stutter? 706 00:28:24,484 --> 00:28:26,182 I said everyone shut the fuck up and get on your fucking knees. 707 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:29,576 [SCREAMS] Oh, my God, this is so eeky! 708 00:28:29,968 --> 00:28:31,927 - Please don't hurt me! - What? Eeky? 709 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,145 Shut your mouth, you butters sket! 710 00:28:33,493 --> 00:28:35,365 I'm not here to bum you, am I? What you screaming for, man? 711 00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:37,628 This is a fucking bank robbery, everyone shut the fuck up 712 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,195 and get on the fucking floor! 713 00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:41,197 Yeah, I got this, bro, go hit that belly. 714 00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,199 KANE: That's right, it's a bank robbery, baby! 715 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,157 Give me everything you've got. 716 00:28:45,244 --> 00:28:47,856 I'm talking about pounds, 10ps, 5ps 717 00:28:47,986 --> 00:28:49,509 and even the brown pennies! 718 00:28:49,683 --> 00:28:50,946 You want the pennies? 719 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:53,513 I'm like ASDA, baby, every penny counts. 720 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:57,822 [GUN COCKS] Now, fill up my two JB bags, chop-chop! 721 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,520 Time waits for no one![MUSIC CONCLUDES] 722 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,698 KANE: [SOFTLY] Okay, yep. Okay, all right. 723 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,962 All right, so darling, what you're gonna do is... 724 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:08,137 How do, um... 725 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,661 - How do I put this through, man? - Slide it through, innit? 726 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,576 KANE: I am trying to slide it - through, darling. - Push, push and slide. 727 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,012 - Huh? - Slide it. 728 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,319 What d'you, I'm-- - I'm-- I'm doing it. - Push and slide. 729 00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:17,581 - KANE: Like this? - ROWANDA: Push and slide. 730 00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:18,843 KANE: Oh. Push and slide. Uh-oh... 731 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,715 Okay, yeah. Take the second one, thank you very much. 732 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,457 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] Hold on, hold on, hold on. 733 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:28,505 I swear I know your voice - from somewhere. - What? You better hush your gums. 734 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:31,203 You don't know me, bruv! I swear to God... 735 00:29:31,377 --> 00:29:32,509 I will shoot you! 736 00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:35,773 I will put a bullet in your brains, fam! 737 00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:38,645 [MUSIC CONCLUDES] I know you're not talking to me like that! 738 00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:41,910 That's it. Everyone over here like one big happy family. 739 00:29:42,127 --> 00:29:44,477 Are you deaf, cuz? I said get down on the floor. 740 00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:45,696 Do your ting, innit. 741 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,654 But man ain't getting on no floor. 742 00:29:47,959 --> 00:29:49,831 Fam, man ain't asking like to say if man wanted 743 00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:52,094 a cup of tea or something, man is giving orders, fam. 744 00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:53,791 Like I'm a madman, cuz, it's official. 745 00:29:53,878 --> 00:29:55,749 Read about me. I will leng it down in here. 746 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:57,403 Please don't "leng" anything down! 747 00:29:57,969 --> 00:30:00,102 Fuck me, how much longer's this gonna take? 748 00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,799 I got a 48 bus to catch! 749 00:30:01,886 --> 00:30:04,758 This is just spectacular. Proper spectacular robbery, cuz. 750 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,848 Everyone shut your mouth, I swear down, man! 751 00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:09,676 Nah, I swear I recognize your little whiney street rat voice 752 00:30:09,763 --> 00:30:12,331 from somewhere.[IN DEEPER VOICE] I told you, you don't know me, man. 753 00:30:12,505 --> 00:30:13,506 I don't think you're getting this. 754 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:16,553 I'm a roadman for life. Click-clack! 755 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,120 Hold on a minute, fam.[IN NORMAL VOICE] What? 756 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:19,338 Am I going mad? 757 00:30:19,686 --> 00:30:21,166 Why have you got two guns and man's only got one? 758 00:30:21,688 --> 00:30:23,386 You really doing this - right now, fam? - RIKO: Yes, I'm doing this right now. 759 00:30:23,516 --> 00:30:25,649 What gives you the right to have two guns and man's only got one? 760 00:30:25,779 --> 00:30:27,694 I couldn't get you two, innit. I could only get three so-- 761 00:30:27,781 --> 00:30:29,522 So, why d'you get two then? I wanted two. 762 00:30:29,609 --> 00:30:30,828 I'm the one holding the hostages, fam. 763 00:30:30,915 --> 00:30:32,047 Why d'you get two and I didn't? 764 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,918 - Why fam, why? - Riko, you're bugging out, G. 765 00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:35,441 Oh, my gosh, you just said my name, fam. 766 00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:36,790 What? No I didn't! 767 00:30:36,921 --> 00:30:38,357 Yes, you did, you just said my name "Riko". 768 00:30:38,444 --> 00:30:39,793 Why would you say your own name for? 769 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,534 I only said my name 'cause you said my name first. 770 00:30:41,621 --> 00:30:43,058 What are you, some kind of snitch or something? 771 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:44,450 Sounds like a snitch to me, mate! 772 00:30:44,537 --> 00:30:45,799 I'm not a snitch! 773 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,932 - And I didn't say your name, fam. - You did, innit? 774 00:30:48,106 --> 00:30:48,977 Innit? He said my name. 775 00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:52,894 - Question! Is this a joke? - Oh, my days! 776 00:30:53,024 --> 00:30:57,202 Shut the fuck up and count my money, bitch! 777 00:30:57,724 --> 00:30:59,552 If I said your name, it was an accident. 778 00:30:59,639 --> 00:31:01,337 - I'm sorry, all right? - All right, cool, bro. 779 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,600 What if I say - your name then, cuz? - Why would you do that for? 780 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,123 'Cause it might be an accident, innit? 781 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:08,300 - This is some fucking joke ting. - Kane Patrick Armand Ketende! 782 00:31:08,387 --> 00:31:09,301 What the fuck? 783 00:31:09,475 --> 00:31:10,824 Why would you say my full name for? 784 00:31:11,042 --> 00:31:12,261 I'm sorry, bro, it was an accident, innit? 785 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,350 Oh, okay, okay, you wanna play games, yeah? 786 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,482 All right. [CACKLES] Check this. 787 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,181 - Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck. - Oh, my God, fam. 788 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:20,965 Don't call me Richard, cuz! I told you. 789 00:31:21,052 --> 00:31:22,575 You know I don't like when people call me Richard! 790 00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:24,186 - What you gonna do 'bout it? - What you gonna do 'bout it? 791 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,839 - I could do a lot. - I could do a lot too. 792 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,102 - Set pace then. - I'm setting pace, fam. 793 00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:29,408 Oh, my days! 794 00:31:29,974 --> 00:31:31,628 - You baited up your face, fam. - What? 795 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,978 - You ain't wearing your bally. - You ain't wearing your bally either, man. 796 00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:36,328 [GASPS] This is all your fault! Stop repeating me, man! 797 00:31:36,415 --> 00:31:39,505 - BOTH: Just shut up, man! - Rah! [CHUCKLES] Riko and Kane? 798 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,465 You two clowns, course it is! [LAUGHS] 799 00:31:42,595 --> 00:31:45,033 Who else would rob a bank like this, but Riko and Kane? 800 00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:47,165 [CACKLES] Idiots! 801 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:49,298 - Look what you done! - Look what I done? You mean, look what you done! 802 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,082 You started this by saying my name first, fam. 803 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:53,519 Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck. 804 00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:56,566 Such a good boy, always so polite and friendly. 805 00:31:56,696 --> 00:31:58,046 What's happened to you? 806 00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:01,397 He's that fucking weirdo that got himself sectioned. 807 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:02,833 Oh, yeah, I read about that. 808 00:32:03,094 --> 00:32:05,009 It's bipolar, all right? And that's why I'm doing this. 809 00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:07,272 To show everyone with mental health problems 810 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,795 that you can do anything you put your mind to. 811 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,276 Even a bank robbery. Believe and achieve. 812 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,495 You can do anything. 813 00:32:12,625 --> 00:32:15,672 Believe and achieve. [CHUCKLES] That's sick. 814 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:21,025 I mean, it is very inspiring. 815 00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:22,331 [HOSTAGES APPLAUDING] 816 00:32:23,462 --> 00:32:25,725 You man need to hurry the fuck up. 817 00:32:26,552 --> 00:32:28,815 - Man has got places to go. - I know! 818 00:32:28,902 --> 00:32:30,904 I'm supposed to be sitting on face in half an hour still. 819 00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:32,515 Absolutely![DOOR CLOSES] 820 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:33,777 How long is this going to take? 821 00:32:34,038 --> 00:32:36,606 I've left my bicycle out there and it's not even locked. 822 00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:38,477 I wouldn't leave my bike unlocked around here, mate. 823 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,609 Lot of criminals about. 824 00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,828 [CHUCKLES] I don't see criminals out here. 825 00:32:41,915 --> 00:32:43,830 I see young people with no prospects, 826 00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:47,008 no future and no hope. It's not very surprising 827 00:32:47,225 --> 00:32:48,835 after ten years of a Tory government. 828 00:32:48,922 --> 00:32:51,229 What the fuck is this, man? Everyone shut your mouth! 829 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:53,362 This is a fucking bank robbery. Do you understand? 830 00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:54,754 I will start murking people out here. 831 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:56,756 Allow it, wasteman. 832 00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:58,802 On a real, I ain't got time for this shit. 833 00:32:59,237 --> 00:33:01,283 You man are a fucking joke. 834 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,633 - You ain't going nowhere, cuz. - What, you gonna shoot me, yeah? 835 00:33:04,590 --> 00:33:06,984 [SCOFFS] Do you even know who I am, fam? 836 00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:09,247 I don't give a shit if you was fucking Hercules, fam. 837 00:33:09,334 --> 00:33:10,901 You need to be waiting over there, cuz. 838 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,903 Shh, shh, fam, you need to calm yourself 839 00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,775 before I punch you through that fucking wall. 840 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:18,082 Oh, my gosh, do you not see what man is holding, fam? 841 00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:19,388 I don't give a shit what you're holding, 842 00:33:19,475 --> 00:33:20,693 you dumb fuck. 843 00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,434 Trust me, you don't want it with me. 844 00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:23,740 Listen, I'm gonna have to ask you 845 00:33:23,827 --> 00:33:25,002 to sit over there, you know, fam. 846 00:33:25,698 --> 00:33:27,309 I fucking warned you. 847 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,051 - What the fuck? - What the fuck is wrong with you? Shoot the brother! 848 00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:31,487 Listen, I'll shoot you you know, fam. 849 00:33:31,617 --> 00:33:33,402 I swear I'll shoot you, cuz.[BREATHES IN EXASPERATION] 850 00:33:33,532 --> 00:33:35,012 [SHUDDERS] 851 00:33:37,536 --> 00:33:39,234 Blud, you're lucky you're holding that strap. 852 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,540 But just remember, I've seen your face and them. 853 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,718 You fucked up, bruv. 854 00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:48,591 I will come back and I will catch you 855 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,549 and your whole fucking family. 856 00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,465 - Now, ask about me. - What? 857 00:33:53,552 --> 00:33:55,424 Are you mad? I don't give a shit who you are. 858 00:33:55,815 --> 00:33:59,297 All I'm saying is... keep pointing that gun at me 859 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:02,735 and I will shove it up your fucking batty crease! 860 00:34:02,822 --> 00:34:05,216 What? Ain't no one shoving nothing up my bumbum-hole, cuz. 861 00:34:05,303 --> 00:34:06,783 I'll smash your head through that fucking window. 862 00:34:07,044 --> 00:34:09,394 - You should allow it, fam. - Fuck that! Man's a badman out here, G. 863 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,570 Yeah? Think you're a badman, yeah? 864 00:34:11,962 --> 00:34:12,919 Go on then, shoot me. 865 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,660 Listen, they don't call me "Bipolar Boy" 866 00:34:14,747 --> 00:34:16,967 for nothing, you know. I'm a fuckin' madman, G! 867 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:19,274 Now, sit the fuck down before I disable your legs, cuzzy! 868 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:22,103 Yeah? Is that right, yeah? Fucking shoot me then! 869 00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,495 Shoot the pagan! Pap-pap! 870 00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:25,018 - Goldeneye ting! - Seriously, you should allow it, fam. 871 00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,716 - I'll shoot you, cuz. - Fucking shoot me! 872 00:34:26,846 --> 00:34:28,152 What do I do, fam? What do I do? 873 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,893 - Shoot him! - I'll shoot you, fam. 874 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:31,155 - LEO: Fucking shoot me! - KANE: Riko, shoot! 875 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,897 Come on! Do it! Fucking shoot me! [GRUNTS] KANE: Shoot him. 876 00:34:34,332 --> 00:34:35,246 [GROWLS][GASPS] 877 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:36,987 [GRUNTS][BODY THUDS] 878 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:44,081 Yo, fam, are you all right? I-- I was just joking, man. 879 00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:45,474 The-- The gun ain't even loaded, cuz. 880 00:34:45,865 --> 00:34:48,564 What the fuck did you do, fam? You fucking killed him. 881 00:34:48,694 --> 00:34:51,306 Nah, man. We were just chatting and I-- I dunno what-- 882 00:34:51,393 --> 00:34:52,698 I think he's just having a nap or something. 883 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,440 He looks dead to me, cuz. 884 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:59,009 Um... So, that's attempted armed robbery and murder, 885 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:01,098 so just so you know you're looking at 30 years plus, 886 00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:02,839 for the both of you, so... [SCOFFS] 887 00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:05,537 - Now wait, hold on. - Fam, you know who that is, innit? 888 00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:07,844 That's Leo DeMarco from Skengville, fam. 889 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,455 I can't believe you just duppied him like that. 890 00:35:10,977 --> 00:35:12,457 You're fucking sick, fam. 891 00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:16,113 Wait, what? That's Leo DeMarco?[CHUCKLES] Yeah, cuz. 892 00:35:16,374 --> 00:35:18,942 You're on that madman smoke, innit? No long ting. 893 00:35:19,072 --> 00:35:20,857 Man just run up in there backed off the bally, 894 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,598 robbed the dance! Killed off Leo! 895 00:35:22,902 --> 00:35:24,904 You're on some fucking Rambo shit, G! 896 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,429 Nah, you're fucking nang! What was your man's names again? 897 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:30,432 Riko and Kane, G.What the fuck, man? 898 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,564 - Stop telling everyone our names! - Nah, man's cool, G. 899 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,523 Man does fulltime road too. I was actually gonna rob 900 00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:35,915 this place as well, but you know. 901 00:35:36,089 --> 00:35:38,135 Bruv, this ain't no fucking meet and greet, G. 902 00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:39,789 All right, listen. Come, we kick man. 903 00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,704 Boydem are gonna be here any minute. We need to go. 904 00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:43,445 [MUSIC FADES] 905 00:35:43,749 --> 00:35:45,925 Wait, after all that you lot don't even want the money now? 906 00:35:47,492 --> 00:35:49,973 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS, FADES] Riko and Kane. 907 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,062 Gang, gang. 908 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:53,368 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS][SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE] 909 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,152 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 910 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:58,329 Ian, Bill.[INDISTINCT CHATTER] 911 00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:02,072 [ELASTIC STRETCHING, POPS] Excuse me... can you not do that? 912 00:36:02,855 --> 00:36:04,205 You need a hand with that, love? 913 00:36:05,336 --> 00:36:08,600 Fucking tosser.[STRETCHER WHEELS RATTLING] 914 00:36:08,861 --> 00:36:11,342 Think she needs a big, wide one up her arse. 915 00:36:11,516 --> 00:36:12,735 Lighten her load a little. 916 00:36:13,518 --> 00:36:15,259 Do you see who that dark fella was? 917 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,566 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] Ian... Bill. 918 00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:20,699 [YELLS] Willy Wanker William! 919 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:23,093 - Oi-oi! - It's just William, okay? 920 00:36:23,354 --> 00:36:26,009 No "Willy," no "Wanker," just William. 921 00:36:26,139 --> 00:36:28,359 Okay, "No Willy William." 922 00:36:28,881 --> 00:36:31,623 I'll make another complaint, you know. I will. I will do it! 923 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:33,190 All right, ackee breath! 924 00:36:33,886 --> 00:36:36,454 Very sensitive, you lot, ain't ya? Eh? 925 00:36:36,889 --> 00:36:39,718 Always complaining about something. 926 00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:41,720 Ian, I'm gonna go inside and do the camera checks. 927 00:36:41,894 --> 00:36:44,114 No need, Bill. I checked them already. 928 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,072 They went down at 12:42. 929 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:47,726 They're still struggling to get them back on. 930 00:36:48,161 --> 00:36:50,163 An outside interference, it seems. 931 00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:52,035 [SIREN BLARING] I must go now. 932 00:36:52,731 --> 00:36:53,950 There are crimes taking place 933 00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:56,126 and as always, I must solve them. 934 00:36:56,561 --> 00:36:58,868 Excuse me, thank you. 935 00:36:59,390 --> 00:37:00,783 [SNIFFS, EXHALES SHARPLY] 936 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:05,091 I smell fishy fanny here, Billy. 937 00:37:05,222 --> 00:37:06,179 What, mate? 938 00:37:06,397 --> 00:37:08,225 I may not be an expert on these things 939 00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:10,575 but I bet my left arse cheek 940 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,490 on this having something to do with Shotti! 941 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,276 I'm telling ya, mate, if we want to start winning 942 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:19,018 all we've gotta do is catch the pricks who did this. 943 00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:22,021 If we solve this, they've gotta start giving us 944 00:37:22,108 --> 00:37:24,415 guns or at least some new tasers. 945 00:37:24,937 --> 00:37:27,200 [MUSIC FADES][SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE] 946 00:37:28,593 --> 00:37:29,899 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 947 00:37:30,421 --> 00:37:33,163 [EXHALES] Do you think feds are gonna catch man, fam? 948 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,905 I don't wanna go jail. I can't go jail. 949 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:39,561 Thirty-five years, nah, man. Man's all small and all that. 950 00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,127 It'll be peak for me in the showers, bro. 951 00:37:41,214 --> 00:37:42,738 - I'll get raped. - Probably, fam. 952 00:37:43,129 --> 00:37:44,957 But it's cool. You're a roadman, innit? 953 00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:46,872 Top gully badman, you get me? 954 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,266 All roadmen have to go prison sometime, fam. 955 00:37:49,527 --> 00:37:53,009 Tupac, 50 Cent, Giggs, Nelson Mandela. 956 00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:55,316 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] It'll make you more certi on the roads, ya get me? 957 00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:58,362 [EXHALES][CELL PHONE CHIMES] 958 00:37:58,841 --> 00:38:00,799 PINKY: Where the bumbaclartings are you fuckboys, huh? 959 00:38:00,886 --> 00:38:03,454 You bloody fuck-fucks! Don't fuck me, I fuck you! 960 00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:06,762 Oh, this is peak, man. Man ain't got no P. 961 00:38:06,892 --> 00:38:08,285 We got Bombay Patel on our backs. 962 00:38:08,372 --> 00:38:10,461 The robbery went wrong. Man all killed Leo by accident. 963 00:38:10,548 --> 00:38:13,029 Man's looking at jail. I feel to cry, fam. Real talk. 964 00:38:13,986 --> 00:38:15,423 I should've worn my woolly hat, innit? 965 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:18,077 - [CHOMPS] It's kinda cold. - Yeah, I guess so. 966 00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:24,562 ["GUNS AND PORK" PLAYING] 967 00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:27,957 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, listen ♪ 968 00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:30,612 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, hard ♪ 969 00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:33,484 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, listen ♪ 970 00:38:33,615 --> 00:38:36,226 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, hard ♪ 971 00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:38,010 [MUSIC CONTINUES FAINTLY] Hey, come on! 972 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,751 - Come on. - Run that, run that. 973 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:42,275 Growing pains, - you'll be all right. - The circle of life and that. 974 00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:43,886 - But you're nearly 40! - SHAD: Oi, shut up! 975 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,367 [SONG CONCLUDES] 976 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,933 What you man saying? What you man telling me? 977 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:51,589 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 978 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:53,374 I beg you don't rob my creps again, fam. 979 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:56,072 Nah, it's cool, man. Man heard about what you man done still. 980 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,074 Ah, no, that video on Linkup, that was just a little joke ting 981 00:38:58,161 --> 00:38:59,075 that we tried out, innit? 982 00:38:59,597 --> 00:39:01,207 Nah, man's talking about you man murking Leo, fam. 983 00:39:01,294 --> 00:39:02,644 No, that was just an acc--What you saying? 984 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,602 - You man not on this ting, yeah? - It weren't even like that. 985 00:39:04,689 --> 00:39:05,908 You know what man are calling you on the roads? 986 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:07,866 Man are calling you Rambo Riko, fam. 987 00:39:08,432 --> 00:39:10,303 - Rambo Riko? - How did you do it, G? 988 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:12,001 Big man, I'm hearing my man can't die, fam. 989 00:39:12,131 --> 00:39:14,786 I'm hearing 28 lives, some black magic obia settings, fam. 990 00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:16,484 On the real, fam, how'd you kill him? 991 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:17,789 See, that's the thing, we didn't actually-- 992 00:39:18,050 --> 00:39:20,662 What my boy's trying to say is of course we murked him, fam. 993 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,883 Fuck a obia ting, fam. I am Mr. Obia. Mr. Black Magic. 994 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:27,016 I done anyone's dance, you get me? 995 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:30,193 Hold on, you didn't even do--All right, easy, easy, easy. 996 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,716 Man don't talk too much. You get me? 997 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:32,891 Oi! You the man? 998 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:36,155 All right, run that photo. Your phone. Let's go, let's go! 999 00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:37,505 All right, line up, line up! 1000 00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:38,854 There you go, let me get the limelight, 1001 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,333 let me get the main ting, there we go. 1002 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:42,205 - You man in the shot, yeah? - You man in the shot, yeah? 1003 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,380 Nice, nice, nice. 1004 00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:44,860 Aye, on three, "Riko," fam. 1005 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,079 - Riko! - ABENDIGO: Rams! 1006 00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,298 BOTH: Riko![CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 1007 00:39:48,385 --> 00:39:49,430 Let me see that, fam. 1008 00:39:50,169 --> 00:39:52,607 Oh, my God, yeah, this is hard. 1009 00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:54,173 Hey, what price plan you on, fam? 1010 00:39:54,652 --> 00:39:56,872 SHAD: All right, listen! You man roll safe, you know. 1011 00:39:57,176 --> 00:39:59,178 Man hear Leo's brother's looking for you man still. 1012 00:39:59,352 --> 00:40:02,051 - What? - Yeah, boy, when he finds out he's gonna go mental. 1013 00:40:02,181 --> 00:40:03,226 His brother's a fruitcake. 1014 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,272 Who's Leo's brother though, fam? 1015 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:08,971 Who's on the greeze? 1016 00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:10,799 - Tyreese. - FEMALE VOICE: Tyreese 1017 00:40:10,929 --> 00:40:12,714 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] Who's got da Ps? 1018 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,411 BOTH: Tyreese. 1019 00:40:14,933 --> 00:40:15,891 Grape! 1020 00:40:16,282 --> 00:40:18,589 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV][CHOMPS] 1021 00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:22,463 Zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam. In your face, cuz! 1022 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:24,943 In your face, fam![BODY THUDS] 1023 00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:27,642 Man was just distracted, innit? About zoop-zoop! 1024 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,253 Give me the fucking control pad, rudeboy. [EXHALES] 1025 00:40:31,689 --> 00:40:34,039 [SUCKS TEETH, CHUCKLES] See that goal? 1026 00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:36,346 Standard procedures. Next hype, two all! 1027 00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:39,436 What you saying now, huh? Exactly! You fucking speng! 1028 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:42,047 - This is my game, G. My game. - You all right, Tamara? 1029 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,179 Yeah, I'm cool. 1030 00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,529 Don't be talking to no boys, lickle sketbag donkey head. 1031 00:40:45,616 --> 00:40:47,096 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] Fucking mongoose! 1032 00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:48,924 Oi, why the fuck you asking my sister 1033 00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,622 if she's all right for, fam? You trying to move to her, blud? 1034 00:40:51,709 --> 00:40:52,928 - No. - You trying to press her out, blud? 1035 00:40:53,319 --> 00:40:55,104 Trying to chirps her up, cuz? Is that what you trying to do? 1036 00:40:55,234 --> 00:40:57,280 You must want man to confiscate your legs, rudeboy. 1037 00:40:57,410 --> 00:40:59,064 Sorry, T-man, didn't mean no disrespect, fam. 1038 00:40:59,151 --> 00:41:00,849 I was just... Damn fucking right. 1039 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:03,068 Standard procedures about, "Are you all right?" 1040 00:41:03,155 --> 00:41:05,375 What, you wanna end up like my guy, with a black eye? 1041 00:41:05,549 --> 00:41:08,421 Rah, that all rhymes and that. Man's so intelligent out here. 1042 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:09,597 How do I do this? 1043 00:41:09,727 --> 00:41:10,989 Anyway, fuck about again, 1044 00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:13,078 you get a straight Chinese burn to the throat. [EXCLAIMS] 1045 00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,863 Rah, you're such a weirdo. 1046 00:41:14,993 --> 00:41:16,168 Your mum's a fucking weirdo 1047 00:41:16,342 --> 00:41:18,083 and blatantly sucks dick at the back of the 253 bus. 1048 00:41:18,170 --> 00:41:20,695 [GRUNTS] So, go suck your mum, you butters sket! 1049 00:41:20,825 --> 00:41:23,175 That's your sister, bro, that's your mum too. 1050 00:41:23,393 --> 00:41:26,744 Step-sister, dickhead! I don't care. I don't care, fam. 1051 00:41:26,831 --> 00:41:29,442 I don't care about anyone. That's how naughty-waughty I am. 1052 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:33,272 [MUSIC FADES] Yo, T... You got a sec? Man needs to chat to you still. 1053 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:36,188 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] It's about your brother, fam. 1054 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:39,452 - Something's happened. - What you talking about, blud? 1055 00:41:40,366 --> 00:41:42,020 What you mean something's happened? 1056 00:41:43,152 --> 00:41:46,285 Fam! What the fuck happened? 1057 00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:48,026 You'’re making man get butterflies 1058 00:41:48,113 --> 00:41:49,071 in my belly-tummy, man. 1059 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,986 Man's hearing he's in hospital, blud. 1060 00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,379 I think someone run up on him, fam. 1061 00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:56,557 Word on the road is some brother called Riko did it. 1062 00:41:57,427 --> 00:41:58,733 Wiko? 1063 00:41:59,777 --> 00:42:02,388 Who the fuck is fucking Wiko? Oi, Jay. 1064 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,565 Does he roll with Shotti? Is he one of Shotti's boys? 1065 00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:08,090 - I-- I dunno, bro. - Try move to my brother, yeah? 1066 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,484 My bloodline! My brother, you know. 1067 00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,312 [INHALES SHARPLY][MUSIC FADES] 1068 00:42:13,399 --> 00:42:15,401 [SCREAMS][TV SHATTERS] 1069 00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:17,012 Rah, what happened? 1070 00:42:17,142 --> 00:42:18,535 Slapanory Time![BODY THUDS] 1071 00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:19,667 Shut your gums, rudeboy! 1072 00:42:19,754 --> 00:42:21,016 Man's speaking out here. 1073 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,800 Don't insult man's superior intellect. 1074 00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:25,629 As a sideman, you only speak when you're spoken to. 1075 00:42:25,716 --> 00:42:27,631 You fucking coleslaw-face. 1076 00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,721 Man's gonna fuck this Wiko yute inside out. 1077 00:42:31,330 --> 00:42:33,681 Wiko and his family and his mandem. 1078 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,683 Man's gonna fuck his fucking neighbors, blud. 1079 00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:37,423 Try touch my boy, you know? 1080 00:42:37,728 --> 00:42:40,992 This Wiko pussy boy must think he's Captain Planet. 1081 00:42:41,079 --> 00:42:43,125 Well, he's not. I'm Captain Planet. 1082 00:42:43,342 --> 00:42:46,258 ♪ Captain Planet, he's a hero ♪ 1083 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,696 ♪ He's gonna take pollution Down to zero ♪ 1084 00:42:48,783 --> 00:42:50,785 And you know what? I know say it's got something to do 1085 00:42:50,872 --> 00:42:53,309 with that pussio, Shotti. Fucking dickhead! 1086 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:54,876 About touch my bro. 1087 00:42:55,093 --> 00:42:57,748 Right, I want all you mans to hit the woads 1088 00:42:57,835 --> 00:42:59,097 and find this Wiko yute. 1089 00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:01,709 I wanna know where he resides, where he sleeps, 1090 00:43:01,796 --> 00:43:02,927 where he buys his weed. 1091 00:43:03,101 --> 00:43:05,190 What color socks he wears, what size they are. 1092 00:43:05,408 --> 00:43:08,193 I wanna know everything! Every thing! 1093 00:43:08,585 --> 00:43:13,372 This is big fucking wars on the woadside, fam! 1094 00:43:13,503 --> 00:43:14,939 I'm sure his brother will understand though 1095 00:43:15,026 --> 00:43:17,507 - it was an accident, right? - Bruv, fuck all of that, man. 1096 00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:19,509 The roads think we killed Leo, bro. 1097 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,511 Man's got to run with that narrative, bruv. 1098 00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:24,166 Man's been waiting for this moment my whole life. 1099 00:43:24,557 --> 00:43:27,082 It's like we've finally been verified as bad boys, cuz. 1100 00:43:27,473 --> 00:43:29,780 You can't fuck this up, man. I'm begging you, bruv. 1101 00:43:30,215 --> 00:43:31,477 You gotta be more gassed. 1102 00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:33,871 You're a killer now. He-Man ting. 1103 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:39,224 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] By the power of Grayskull, you are "Murder Man Reeks." 1104 00:43:39,398 --> 00:43:41,879 "Murder Man Reeks"? I fucking like it, fam. 1105 00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:44,099 It gets my bipolar popping, cuz, I can't even lie. 1106 00:43:44,229 --> 00:43:46,667 What about Rambo Riko? My guy was saying it earlier. 1107 00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,364 'Cause I do think of myself a bit, you know, 1108 00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:49,539 a bit Ramboish, cuz. 1109 00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:51,019 [CAR APPROACHING][CHUCKLES] I like that! 1110 00:43:51,149 --> 00:43:52,194 I like that. 1111 00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:53,935 - RIKO: Rambo Riko! - KANE: Rambo Riko, whoa! 1112 00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:55,414 Rambo Riko up in here![BOTH CHUCKLE] 1113 00:43:55,501 --> 00:43:56,720 GOON: You man Riko and Kane, yeah? 1114 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:59,462 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah, that's right, bro. 1115 00:43:59,810 --> 00:44:00,898 BOTH: Riko and Kane. 1116 00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,639 - That's Riko. - That's Kane. 1117 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,075 BOTH: Riko and Kane. 1118 00:44:04,423 --> 00:44:06,556 Get in the car, fam. Shotti wants to see you. 1119 00:44:08,384 --> 00:44:09,298 BOTH: Shotti?[CAR DOOR OPENS] 1120 00:44:09,428 --> 00:44:12,475 ["ROBBERY" PLAYING] 1121 00:44:13,171 --> 00:44:16,261 ♪ Man don't talk, man rob Run up in the trap like boss ♪ 1122 00:44:16,348 --> 00:44:17,785 ♪ Weh di money Deh food affi nyam ♪ 1123 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:19,612 ♪ Yuh, tek weh Yuh arm pon deh 'chete ♪ 1124 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,136 ♪ Before it get chop ♪ 1125 00:44:21,832 --> 00:44:23,704 ♪ Bumbaclat ya a eediat Ya a eediat ♪ 1126 00:44:23,921 --> 00:44:27,490 ♪ Don't bother try run, yuh Man don't talk, man rob ♪ 1127 00:44:28,447 --> 00:44:30,841 ♪ Run up in the trap like boss Weh di money deh food... ♪ 1128 00:44:31,581 --> 00:44:33,235 So, you man are Riko and Kane, yeah? 1129 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,803 - Yeah, bro. Riko and Kane. - Riko and Kane. 1130 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:37,718 - KANE: That's Riko. - That's Kane. 1131 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:38,980 BOTH: Riko and Kane. 1132 00:44:39,197 --> 00:44:43,593 [LAUGHS] Riko... 1133 00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,422 So, Dwayne tells me you're the guy that killed Leo. 1134 00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,425 Um... Yeah, that's right, bro. 1135 00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:52,210 So, how you kill him? 1136 00:44:54,212 --> 00:44:55,431 Do you know what it was, my guy? 1137 00:44:55,518 --> 00:44:56,693 Man's robbing a bank, innit, 1138 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,086 and you got my man whatever his name is. 1139 00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:00,131 He's all up on the wall trying to flex all sexy and that 1140 00:45:00,218 --> 00:45:01,480 like he's on some catalogue ting 1141 00:45:01,567 --> 00:45:02,830 and I'm trying to tell my guy, innit 1142 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,092 "Get down on your fucking knees!" 1143 00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:06,572 But he's not listening and because of a certain someone 1144 00:45:06,659 --> 00:45:08,183 man's only got one gun but it's cool, 1145 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:09,532 so I back out the ting, yeah, 1146 00:45:09,619 --> 00:45:10,925 and he starts saying that he's gonna punch me 1147 00:45:11,012 --> 00:45:11,926 through the fucking wall 1148 00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,275 and shove a strap up my bumbum-hole! 1149 00:45:13,405 --> 00:45:15,190 And I said, "Nah, cuz, are you mad?" 1150 00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:16,887 "No one's shoving no strap up my batty crease!" 1151 00:45:16,974 --> 00:45:17,975 And then, yeah. 1152 00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:24,373 And then what? 1153 00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:27,898 Um... Then man dropped him. 1154 00:45:27,985 --> 00:45:29,247 No long ting. You get me? 1155 00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:31,597 If man comes in our way, we take 'em out. 1156 00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:34,731 Riko and Kane. Bang, bang. All day, midday. 1157 00:45:35,123 --> 00:45:38,126 Man said, "All day, midday". I love that. 1158 00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:41,738 - Come on, fam, we does this. - I'm not gonna lie, we do, fam. 1159 00:45:42,521 --> 00:45:45,002 Wh... Where you man from? Cah... 1160 00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:47,048 Man ain't really heard of you man before. 1161 00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:49,659 Skengville estate, cuz. Originally from Goonbred though. 1162 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,487 Same way, roadman since birth. Ya get me? 1163 00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:55,186 Click-clack! HM pizzle. Bang, bang everywhere gang. 1164 00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:56,579 We do this, cuz. 1165 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,103 These man are mad, you know. [CHUCKLES] 1166 00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:01,497 But I like mad. You get me? 1167 00:46:01,584 --> 00:46:03,934 See? I told you I could find these man. 1168 00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:05,501 Shut up, Dwayne. 1169 00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:07,546 Go and bag the food with the youngers. 1170 00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:09,374 It's just like banter, we have a little... 1171 00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:11,333 So, what you saying, mandem? 1172 00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:16,555 Let man put you on, innit? Come run with me. M Gang ting. 1173 00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:20,908 Money and murder, cuz.[CHEERS] Gs! Murkers are us! 1174 00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:23,562 Yeah, murkers are us, G.[LAUGHS] 1175 00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:25,913 I swear I see you man on that Linkup video ting though. 1176 00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:27,697 What? You got the wrong people, fam. 1177 00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:29,873 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] You get me? We don't do no Linkup videos. 1178 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,528 - We keep things mystic out here. - That's right, Mystic FM, G. 1179 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:33,964 [CHUCKLES] About Linkup videos. 1180 00:46:34,051 --> 00:46:35,879 Nah, he definitely looked like you man. 1181 00:46:35,966 --> 00:46:37,141 No, they weren'’t us, all right? 1182 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,013 Hey, Shotti, wagwan for your boy, cuz? 1183 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,753 We need some goddamn respect out here. 1184 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,146 We are some trained killers. 1185 00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:44,627 I am an African giant and I will burn 1186 00:46:44,757 --> 00:46:47,456 a boy out here, cuz. I furthermore shoot him, cuz. 1187 00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:48,457 Hasn't reached that level. 1188 00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:50,546 - Rambo Riko, shoot him! - What, now? 1189 00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:51,895 - Yeah, yeah. - No, no, no. 1190 00:46:51,982 --> 00:46:53,592 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fuck it. 1191 00:46:53,679 --> 00:46:54,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.[GUNSHOT] 1192 00:46:54,767 --> 00:46:56,508 [ALL SCREAM] Whoa! 1193 00:46:56,595 --> 00:46:58,728 That's what I'm saying, cuz. Rambo Riko up in here. 1194 00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:00,599 [SIDE GOON SCREAMING IN PAIN] I'll shoot him again you know, fam. Shall I shoot him again? 1195 00:47:00,686 --> 00:47:02,166 Chill, chill, chill!'Cause you know I would, innit? 1196 00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,212 [GROANS, SCREAMS] You shoot me! 1197 00:47:04,299 --> 00:47:07,215 My God will not forgive you, you demonic bastard! You... 1198 00:47:07,302 --> 00:47:08,651 No, no, no... [CHUCKLES] 1199 00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:10,827 Fuck that, you man are gonna fuck up my sofa. 1200 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,699 [CHUCKLES][LIGHTER FLICKS] 1201 00:47:14,526 --> 00:47:17,051 Sorry, Shotti, man. Man's got mental health issues, innit. 1202 00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:18,182 Mental health awareness and all that, 1203 00:47:18,356 --> 00:47:19,792 so I thought I'd let you know. You get me? 1204 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,316 [CLICKS TONGUE] So, what you saying? 1205 00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:24,710 You man wanna jump on the wave, yeah? 1206 00:47:26,016 --> 00:47:28,149 Man will put bread in your pockets, fam. 1207 00:47:29,019 --> 00:47:31,021 I just need them young Gs that are on it. 1208 00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,850 I need them madman shooters, you get me? 1209 00:47:33,937 --> 00:47:36,200 - Course, fam. - Yeah, man's fully on that, G. 1210 00:47:36,548 --> 00:47:39,682 That's what I'm talking about. [LAUGHS] Oi, hear what. 1211 00:47:40,639 --> 00:47:41,814 You man smoke weed, yeah? 1212 00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:44,339 Oh, yeah, bro, man definitely does, cuz. 1213 00:47:44,426 --> 00:47:48,952 Oi, Dwayne. Get my man a loud pack, yeah? [CHUCKLES] 1214 00:47:50,432 --> 00:47:51,433 Hold this, yeah. 1215 00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,262 This is my chain. 1216 00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:56,568 Ain't nobody fucking with you 1217 00:47:56,655 --> 00:47:59,049 when you got this round your neck. You hear me? 1218 00:47:59,484 --> 00:48:01,965 DWAYNE: Oh, he looks sick, fam. Here. 1219 00:48:02,748 --> 00:48:04,794 [INHALES] Proper Cali, cuz. 1220 00:48:04,881 --> 00:48:06,578 Gelato ting, peng. 1221 00:48:07,188 --> 00:48:08,972 I need you man do a quick little run for me, yeah? 1222 00:48:09,233 --> 00:48:13,150 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] Lose this bag, 1223 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:15,109 or what's meant to come back to me... 1224 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,503 and you ain't gonna have no neck to put no chain on, fam. 1225 00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:19,678 You get me? 1226 00:48:21,071 --> 00:48:25,684 [LAUGHS] Dwayne, anything they need, yeah? 1227 00:48:25,858 --> 00:48:26,947 And take the Porsche. 1228 00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,557 And someone come clean this place up 1229 00:48:28,644 --> 00:48:31,299 - before my mum walks in! - Come, we hit the roads, mandem. 1230 00:48:31,516 --> 00:48:33,518 [KANE BEATBOXING] ♪ It's Riko and Kane, fam ♪ 1231 00:48:34,432 --> 00:48:36,869 ♪ We're in the game, fam You know our names, fam! ♪ 1232 00:48:37,696 --> 00:48:40,177 ♪ We bring the pain, fam! You know our names, fam ♪ 1233 00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:41,222 [KANE BEATBOXING] 1234 00:48:42,092 --> 00:48:43,441 [POLICE DISPATCH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] I'm telling you, Billy, 1235 00:48:43,702 --> 00:48:45,661 those two are the contract killers. 1236 00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:47,271 BILL: Are you sure about that, Ian? 1237 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:50,187 I mean, they don't look like your usual contract killer type. 1238 00:48:50,274 --> 00:48:52,233 They're fucking Black boys, ain't they? 1239 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:56,715 They behave... all, you know... Black! 1240 00:48:56,889 --> 00:48:58,239 BILL: That one's not even Black though! 1241 00:48:58,326 --> 00:49:00,154 IAN: He is. All right, his skin isn't. 1242 00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:03,548 But I'm tellin' ya. He's got that look, ain't he? 1243 00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,855 - BILL: What look? - IAN: I dunno! 1244 00:49:06,073 --> 00:49:07,944 All that urban malarky. 1245 00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:11,513 That "wagwan famalam, innit" look. 1246 00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:14,690 All that cocoa butter goes to their heads, don't it? 1247 00:49:14,907 --> 00:49:16,170 BILL: I don't get it, mate. 1248 00:49:16,257 --> 00:49:18,346 What the fuck goes on in that head of yours? 1249 00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:22,176 Why have you always gotta talk like this? 1250 00:49:24,308 --> 00:49:25,831 I... I... I... 1251 00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:27,659 I don't want to talk about it, all right? 1252 00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:32,229 - So, what now then? - We wait, follow them 1253 00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:35,145 and gather as much information as we can 1254 00:49:35,232 --> 00:49:38,801 and then we pounce like a fucking puma. 1255 00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:40,020 [GROWLS]["MOVE" PLAYING] 1256 00:49:40,237 --> 00:49:41,673 ♪ Move! ♪ What? ♪ 1257 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,375 ♪ Move! ♪ Money, house, paper, gas 1258 00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:49,812 ♪ Look down 'pon mi shoe A alligator ♪ ♪ Get up and move ♪ 1259 00:49:49,899 --> 00:49:53,337 ♪ Ah weh mi live Skyscraper, if yuh no like mi ♪ 1260 00:49:53,511 --> 00:49:55,035 ♪ Yuh must be a hater ♪ Mad ♪ 1261 00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:56,819 ♪ Anyting dem Wah mi do dem haffi pay for ♪ 1262 00:49:56,949 --> 00:49:57,950 ♪ Fi count my money ♪ 1263 00:49:58,342 --> 00:49:59,778 ♪ Gon' need calculator ♪ Get up and move ♪ 1264 00:49:59,952 --> 00:50:04,348 ♪ Any weh mi step undertaker 911 dem haffi calla operator ♪ 1265 00:50:04,522 --> 00:50:07,438 ♪ Get up an move, dash weh dat Money tie up inna bank ♪ 1266 00:50:07,525 --> 00:50:09,266 ♪ But a nuff cash wi stack ♪ Get up and move ♪ 1267 00:50:09,353 --> 00:50:10,311 ♪ Money haffi flip ♪ 1268 00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:13,444 ♪ Acrobat Cyaan step 'Pon mi 'cah mi a nuh doormat ♪ 1269 00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:16,056 ♪ Mad Man a dead over mi body And mi pretty features ♪ 1270 00:50:16,186 --> 00:50:18,319 ♪ Tell mi seh him 'av a girl Mi tell him, "Delete dat" ♪ 1271 00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,408 ♪ Anyweh yuh deh mi Deh mi eva ready wid di gang ♪ 1272 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,888 ♪ Dutchavelli with the semi Dus ik weet niet wat je denkt ♪ 1273 00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:24,368 ♪ Wat je denkt... ♪ 1274 00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:27,067 ["IF YOU EVER" PLAYING] 1275 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,981 ♪ Hey 1276 00:50:31,158 --> 00:50:35,988 ♪ The very first time That I saw your brown eyes ♪ 1277 00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:39,514 ♪ Your lips said hello And I said hi ♪ 1278 00:50:39,731 --> 00:50:43,953 ♪ I knew right then You were the one ♪ 1279 00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:45,781 [SONG CONCLUDES][INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1280 00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,957 MIKE: Hello.[SCOFFS] What? 1281 00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:49,741 MIKE: Calm down, let me have a word-- 1282 00:50:49,828 --> 00:50:51,265 Ugh!["LIGHTS OUT" PLAYING] 1283 00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:53,571 - MIKE: Chill, chill, chill. - What you doing, bruv? 1284 00:50:53,702 --> 00:50:55,573 - Stop! - Hey, what you doing, fam? 1285 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:57,097 Who the fuck are you, fam? 1286 00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:58,272 Don't worry about who I am. 1287 00:50:58,359 --> 00:50:59,403 Leave the pretty girl alone, innit? 1288 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:01,275 - TAMARA: Look, it's fine. - No, it's not fine. 1289 00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:03,015 Man's moving like he's Harvey Weinstein out here. 1290 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,452 Harvey Weinstein, what? 1291 00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:05,844 You know who the fuck you're talking to? 1292 00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:09,152 Do you know who the fuck I am? It's man like Melvin. 1293 00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:11,589 Man ought to punch you in your face. 1294 00:51:11,850 --> 00:51:13,156 RIKO: Yeah? [GRUNTS] 1295 00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:15,202 ♪ I put your lights out quicker Than switch ♪ 1296 00:51:15,332 --> 00:51:17,117 ♪ Cause I'’m sick Of your face in shit ♪ 1297 00:51:17,334 --> 00:51:18,857 [RIKO GRUNTS] 1298 00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:21,338 [MIKE'S GOON 1 GROWLS][GROANS] 1299 00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:23,340 [RIKO GRUNTS][MIKE'S GOON 1 YELLS] 1300 00:51:23,601 --> 00:51:25,473 [GRUNTS] 1301 00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:27,170 Kane![MIKE'S GOON 1 GRUNTS] 1302 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:28,519 Kane! 1303 00:51:29,433 --> 00:51:30,434 Kane! 1304 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:34,177 Uh... Allow it, man! [EXHALES] 1305 00:51:34,786 --> 00:51:36,310 [MIKE'S GOON 1 GRUNTS] 1306 00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:39,269 [YELLS] 1307 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:41,097 [KANE SCREAMS] 1308 00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:43,882 [GRUNTS] 1309 00:51:44,361 --> 00:51:45,667 [GRUNTS][GLASS SHATTERS] 1310 00:51:47,277 --> 00:51:49,323 [MIKE'S GOON 2 GRUNTS, YELLS] 1311 00:51:49,453 --> 00:51:50,411 [SCREAMS] 1312 00:51:50,889 --> 00:51:54,110 [GROANS][YELLS] 1313 00:51:54,197 --> 00:51:55,503 [MIKE'S GOON 2 GRUNTS] 1314 00:51:55,590 --> 00:51:56,721 [GRUNTS][MIKE'S GOON 2 GROANS] 1315 00:51:56,982 --> 00:51:58,897 ♪ Lacking progress No direction, no connection ♪ 1316 00:51:59,071 --> 00:52:01,552 ♪ You should know better You should know pressure ♪ 1317 00:52:01,726 --> 00:52:03,250 [MIKE'S GOON 2 GROANS] 1318 00:52:03,424 --> 00:52:04,773 [GASPS, EXHALES][MIKE'S GOON 3 YELLS] 1319 00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:05,991 [GRUNTS][KANE GROANS] 1320 00:52:07,384 --> 00:52:09,604 Hi, my name's Riko. 1321 00:52:09,734 --> 00:52:12,128 I hope you don't mind me saying but you are beautiful. 1322 00:52:12,302 --> 00:52:14,435 ♪ Yeah, lights out ♪ 1323 00:52:14,522 --> 00:52:15,479 Hold on. 1324 00:52:15,653 --> 00:52:18,917 ♪ Lights out, lights out ♪ 1325 00:52:19,004 --> 00:52:20,919 [INDISTINCT CLAMOR] 1326 00:52:21,006 --> 00:52:23,400 ♪ All I see is lies I don't wanna hear you ♪ 1327 00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:25,881 [INDISTINCT CLAMOR] 1328 00:52:26,186 --> 00:52:27,926 [SCREAMS][MIKE'S GOON 4 GROANS] 1329 00:52:29,406 --> 00:52:30,581 [SCREAMS] 1330 00:52:30,755 --> 00:52:32,540 MIKE'S GOON 3: Wait, wait--Hadouken! 1331 00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:35,804 ♪ We don't hear no more Stay over there ♪ 1332 00:52:35,891 --> 00:52:39,242 ♪ We don't want you over here Stay over there ♪ 1333 00:52:39,329 --> 00:52:40,504 ♪ We don't want you... ♪ 1334 00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:42,202 [INDISTINCT CLAMOR] 1335 00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:46,206 ♪ We don't want you over here Stay over there ♪ 1336 00:52:46,771 --> 00:52:48,773 KANE: Riko! Riko! 1337 00:52:49,121 --> 00:52:51,515 ♪ Lights out, lights out ♪ 1338 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,038 [KANE SCREAMS] 1339 00:52:53,256 --> 00:52:54,431 ♪ Lights out ♪ 1340 00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:56,259 ♪ Lights out ♪ 1341 00:52:56,433 --> 00:52:58,348 [INDISTINCT CLAMORING] 1342 00:52:59,131 --> 00:53:02,091 [CRACKING][GRUNTS, SCREAMS] 1343 00:53:02,439 --> 00:53:04,093 [MIKE'S GOONS GROAN] 1344 00:53:06,835 --> 00:53:09,838 [GROWLS][GRUNTS] 1345 00:53:11,143 --> 00:53:12,319 That's right![SONG CONCLUDES] 1346 00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:14,277 Riko and Kane up in this bitch! 1347 00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:17,411 Man like a Black GI Joe! [LAUGHS] 1348 00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:18,629 Pussy! 1349 00:53:19,151 --> 00:53:20,370 I didn't even get your name, you know. 1350 00:53:20,892 --> 00:53:22,024 It's Tamara. 1351 00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:23,721 KANE: Are you taking the mickey, rudeboy? 1352 00:53:23,852 --> 00:53:25,984 Are you really tryna draw a ting right now? 1353 00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:28,248 This ain't a ting, fam. This is Tamara. 1354 00:53:28,378 --> 00:53:29,510 You man, come. 1355 00:53:29,727 --> 00:53:31,555 We gotta kick. Come, man. We need to kick, fam. 1356 00:53:31,773 --> 00:53:32,687 Take care, Tamara, yeah? 1357 00:53:32,774 --> 00:53:33,818 I hope you have a lovely evening. 1358 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:39,346 [TRAFFIC WHIZZING] 1359 00:53:48,616 --> 00:53:49,704 TYREESE: Broski. 1360 00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:51,532 Look at you. 1361 00:53:52,359 --> 00:53:53,751 Face all dry and that. 1362 00:53:59,322 --> 00:54:01,803 We was just about to take over, fam. 1363 00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:05,197 Do the mazzer on Shotti. Conquer the world. 1364 00:54:06,198 --> 00:54:08,853 From London to New York, you said. 1365 00:54:10,115 --> 00:54:13,597 Now look at you. Some fucking couch potato. 1366 00:54:13,902 --> 00:54:17,122 Wake up, man! I need you, man. 1367 00:54:17,253 --> 00:54:19,124 I can't do this without you, bro! 1368 00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:21,344 It was me and you. It was us, remember? 1369 00:54:21,475 --> 00:54:24,391 Bromo gang, remember? Big bro, lickle bro! 1370 00:54:24,521 --> 00:54:26,349 - Big bro, lickle bro! - Hey, fam, I don't think-- 1371 00:54:26,523 --> 00:54:29,483 Don't fucking touch me, man! Fucking mongoose! 1372 00:54:31,615 --> 00:54:33,313 [PANTS, CHUCKLES] 1373 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,097 Man has done a little wibbly-wobbly 1374 00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:36,446 one there still. 1375 00:54:36,620 --> 00:54:38,143 Man was on a Lion King vibe, innit? 1376 00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:39,623 Mufasa ting, you know them ones. 1377 00:54:39,754 --> 00:54:42,496 [ALL LAUGH] 1378 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:43,932 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] But fuck all of that. 1379 00:54:44,193 --> 00:54:46,238 This ain't no fucking Disney Plus ting, fam. 1380 00:54:46,456 --> 00:54:48,197 Man needs to get on my Scarface ting. 1381 00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:50,025 Hunt down that cockroach, Wiko. 1382 00:54:50,155 --> 00:54:51,983 Who does he think he is, bro? 1383 00:54:52,114 --> 00:54:57,554 Touch my bro, ya na? My bro! No one touches my bro but me! 1384 00:54:57,685 --> 00:54:59,164 Will you keep it down, please? 1385 00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:00,383 There's some seriously ill people 1386 00:55:00,470 --> 00:55:01,384 in here, trying to rest. 1387 00:55:01,906 --> 00:55:03,081 Shut your mouth, you butters horse-face donkey sket. 1388 00:55:03,255 --> 00:55:05,040 I'll dash you out the fucking window, you clown. 1389 00:55:05,214 --> 00:55:07,782 - Hey, fam, fuck her, man. - I would, fam. 1390 00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,001 Can't we just circle the block and find this Riko, innit? 1391 00:55:10,175 --> 00:55:11,351 Whore! 1392 00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:15,180 So, where the fuck is this Wiko, huh? 1393 00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:16,965 Has anyone got any credentials on him? 1394 00:55:18,009 --> 00:55:20,055 Try touch my family, ya na! 1395 00:55:20,185 --> 00:55:23,841 Nah, this guy must be some kinda madman. 1396 00:55:24,276 --> 00:55:26,017 Uh, Blud, I think I'm in love.[DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES] 1397 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:29,064 Riko and Tamara, it's all got that Romeo and Juliet vibe. 1398 00:55:29,194 --> 00:55:31,153 - I lie, fam? - Tamara, fam? 1399 00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:33,634 Blud, that's Leo's stepsister. 1400 00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:36,637 Don't lie. She was peng though. I lie, fam? 1401 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:37,986 Didn't you hear him, bruv? 1402 00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:40,292 That's Leo's sister, bruv. Don't be ringing her, you know. 1403 00:55:40,423 --> 00:55:41,685 Yeah, he actually said stepsister, fam. 1404 00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:43,383 But yeah, I hear ya. 1405 00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:44,558 Did you smell her hair though, cuz? 1406 00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,298 I smelt it when I was standing close to her. 1407 00:55:46,429 --> 00:55:48,779 It all smelt like wild strawberries.[LAUGHS] 1408 00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,695 Man said wild strawberries. You're fucking sick. 1409 00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:53,523 Man's trying to draw down a dead man's sister 1410 00:55:53,654 --> 00:55:55,046 while smacking up bare man. 1411 00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,875 Rambo Riko! [CHUCKLES] 1412 00:55:58,006 --> 00:56:00,051 I can't lie though. I've never seen nothing like it. 1413 00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:02,010 Maybe WrestleMania but never in real life. 1414 00:56:02,358 --> 00:56:03,446 Bad man ting, G. 1415 00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,317 Come on, fam, that's how we roll, G. 1416 00:56:05,448 --> 00:56:08,277 - Badder man for any badder man. - I dunno what happened. 1417 00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:10,497 I just saw red and went all bipolar. 1418 00:56:10,932 --> 00:56:13,456 - You got bipolar, fam? - Yeah, bro. 1419 00:56:13,543 --> 00:56:14,979 [SNICKERS] That's sick. 1420 00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:16,546 I want some of that bipolar shit too, fam. 1421 00:56:16,633 --> 00:56:18,679 No, cuz, you don't. Trust me. It's dead. 1422 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:19,941 It's fucking long. 1423 00:56:20,071 --> 00:56:21,725 Certain times I feel like a madman. 1424 00:56:21,856 --> 00:56:23,684 Certain times you are a madman, fam. 1425 00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:25,294 Nothing wrong with being a little bit mad though, cuz. 1426 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,600 No, you don't understand. 1427 00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:28,732 Man have to take meds every day and shit. 1428 00:56:28,906 --> 00:56:31,169 It's fucking dead, and sometimes... 1429 00:56:32,214 --> 00:56:33,171 I dunno, I... 1430 00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:35,913 I just feel kind of lost, if I'm being honest. 1431 00:56:36,566 --> 00:56:37,872 I feel your pain, bro. 1432 00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:40,657 - Man's autistic, innit? - Is it? 1433 00:56:40,788 --> 00:56:42,964 - Sick. - Yeah, man, so... 1434 00:56:43,355 --> 00:56:45,009 man say if you ever need to talk, innit. 1435 00:56:45,401 --> 00:56:47,403 Men should be able to talk about they problems more. 1436 00:56:48,099 --> 00:56:50,145 What the fuck, fam? 1437 00:56:50,275 --> 00:56:53,017 Man's got Jesus and Gandhi in the fucking whip. 1438 00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:55,629 Bruv, fuck all this NHS special needs talk, bruv. 1439 00:56:55,759 --> 00:56:57,065 Come and get the bag 1440 00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,589 give it to Shotti and park off, blud. I'm fuckin' hungry. 1441 00:57:00,111 --> 00:57:01,025 Where's the bag, fam? 1442 00:57:01,156 --> 00:57:02,505 - What bag, fam? - The bag, cuz. 1443 00:57:02,636 --> 00:57:04,028 What do you mean, "The bag, cuz"? 1444 00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:05,682 No, no, I swear I gave it to you-- 1445 00:57:05,769 --> 00:57:07,336 No, you had the bag, fam. 1446 00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:08,946 I had the bag and I said, "Kane, hold this." 1447 00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:10,818 Bruv, I don't remember you saying that, fam. 1448 00:57:10,948 --> 00:57:12,036 I definitely did though, cuz. 1449 00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:14,212 I 'member giving it to you like this, I was like this, cuz. 1450 00:57:14,343 --> 00:57:16,171 How the fuck did you lose the bag, man? 1451 00:57:16,258 --> 00:57:17,825 - Look for it, blud. - No, it's not here, cuz. 1452 00:57:17,912 --> 00:57:18,826 We're gonna have to go back. 1453 00:57:18,913 --> 00:57:20,088 We're gonna have to go back, cuz. 1454 00:57:20,523 --> 00:57:23,352 Blud, man can't lose the bag. We definitely have to go back. 1455 00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:25,136 Fuck![POLICE SIREN WAILING] 1456 00:57:25,267 --> 00:57:26,790 - Shit! - Shit. 1457 00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:28,313 It's RoboCop time, baby! 1458 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,185 ♪ You might see me In the black Mustang, yeah ♪ 1459 00:57:30,402 --> 00:57:31,316 ♪ No gang ♪ 1460 00:57:31,403 --> 00:57:33,449 Go faster, man, faster! 1461 00:57:33,623 --> 00:57:35,799 ♪ Or see me in the Maybach Laid back, With a thick ting ♪ 1462 00:57:36,191 --> 00:57:37,845 Put your foot down, Billy! 1463 00:57:37,975 --> 00:57:39,063 Can't fuckin' see 'em. 1464 00:57:39,150 --> 00:57:40,369 ♪ You might see me with Sabi ♪ 1465 00:57:40,456 --> 00:57:42,153 ♪ In a Masi' and she got A big batty ♪ 1466 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,633 ♪ Too flashy, too flashy ♪ 1467 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,374 ♪ Ride more back seat Than a black cabby ♪ 1468 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,724 ♪ Might see me in a black Audi Just 'llow me, yeah ♪ 1469 00:57:47,942 --> 00:57:50,379 ♪ With my gang, full rowdy Beg you gimme space ♪ 1470 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:52,990 [DRAMATIC INDIAN TUNE PLAYS] 1471 00:57:53,295 --> 00:57:54,905 [BLOWS KISSES] 1472 00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:58,300 Where are you two pussyclartings? Huh?[CAT MEOWS] 1473 00:57:58,735 --> 00:58:00,171 [CAR ENGLINE REVS] 1474 00:58:00,302 --> 00:58:02,478 ♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom Vroom ♪ 1475 00:58:02,826 --> 00:58:04,219 ♪ In a way vroom ♪ 1476 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,308 ♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom Vroom ♪ 1477 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:09,398 ♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom Vroom ♪ 1478 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,748 [CAR CRASHES] 1479 00:58:15,578 --> 00:58:17,928 [METAL CLANGING] 1480 00:58:18,363 --> 00:58:20,627 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 1481 00:58:28,112 --> 00:58:32,726 [KANE GROANING][POLICE SIREN WAILING] 1482 00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,424 [GASPING] 1483 00:58:36,207 --> 00:58:41,691 [PANTING, GASPING, COUGHING] 1484 00:58:42,344 --> 00:58:48,176 [COUGHING][KANE COUGHING] 1485 00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:55,226 [COUGHING, BREATHING HEAVILY][COUGHING, PANTING] 1486 00:58:55,531 --> 00:58:58,403 - Bruv, where's Dwayne? - Ain't nobody got time for that! 1487 00:58:58,534 --> 00:58:59,753 [COUGHS] 1488 00:59:01,015 --> 00:59:02,625 DWAYNE: Hey, Riko! [COUGHS] 1489 00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:03,931 Kane! [COUGHS] 1490 00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:07,238 [SNIFFS] Shit, 1491 00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:08,718 I can smell petrol, bro, come on! 1492 00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:09,980 Bruv, I can't get out! 1493 00:59:10,067 --> 00:59:11,068 Don't worry, I've got you, bro. 1494 00:59:11,199 --> 00:59:12,504 Foot's stuck, help. [COUGHS] 1495 00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:15,899 Help me.[GRUNTS] 1496 00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:18,859 Riko... [GRUNTS] 1497 00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:21,078 Come on.[COUGHS] 1498 00:59:21,165 --> 00:59:22,427 [SIREN WAILING] 1499 00:59:22,906 --> 00:59:25,866 [COUGHS] 1500 00:59:30,697 --> 00:59:32,481 [GLASS SHATTERS] 1501 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:36,398 [ALARM BLARING] 1502 00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:39,967 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 1503 00:59:40,184 --> 00:59:42,230 [PANTS][CAR APPROACHING] 1504 00:59:42,447 --> 00:59:44,014 ["TROUBLE" PLAYING] Oh, for fuck's sake. Split up! 1505 00:59:48,932 --> 00:59:50,325 Come here, you little shit! 1506 00:59:50,804 --> 00:59:52,936 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 1507 00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,898 ♪ Yo You don't want trouble COVID flow ♪ 1508 00:59:57,985 --> 00:59:59,073 ♪ Man ah buss man's bubble ♪ 1509 00:59:59,290 --> 01:00:00,727 ♪ These two hands Teach man about struggle ♪ 1510 01:00:00,814 --> 01:00:02,293 ♪ This beard don't respect man With stubble ♪ 1511 01:00:02,511 --> 01:00:04,556 ♪ Told you before Somebody's in trouble ♪ 1512 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:06,210 ♪ Arms out Man's not come here to cuddle ♪ 1513 01:00:06,297 --> 01:00:07,821 ♪ Rolling pass if I see A team huddle ♪ 1514 01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,474 ♪ Drive through man Like it's Blackwall tunnel ♪ 1515 01:00:09,561 --> 01:00:11,215 ♪ American cats are like "Rah, he's dope," yeah ♪ 1516 01:00:11,302 --> 01:00:12,739 ♪ Podcast man are like "Nah He's goat" ♪ 1517 01:00:12,956 --> 01:00:14,741 ♪ One man said I swing Like Ali Ali? ♪ 1518 01:00:14,871 --> 01:00:16,568 ♪ Nobody's had me on the ropes I'm cold ♪ 1519 01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:17,874 ♪ Don't care about TV shows ♪ 1520 01:00:18,135 --> 01:00:19,746 ♪ New guy, black Tommy Before you saw a ghost ♪ 1521 01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:21,269 ♪ I ain't Wiley But if I wild at a show ♪ 1522 01:00:21,356 --> 01:00:23,010 ♪ Or do something risky And disappear from the soc' ♪ 1523 01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:24,707 ♪ It's not a trend When I at these man ♪ 1524 01:00:24,794 --> 01:00:26,709 ♪ God, you better come And drag these man ♪ 1525 01:00:26,883 --> 01:00:27,971 Oh, shit! 1526 01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:29,886 Hey! Come here! 1527 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,932 ♪ I don't need no one To back me, fam, Rush who? ♪ 1528 01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:33,150 ♪ Better come and clap me, fam ♪ 1529 01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:34,848 ♪ Corona spread When I catch each man ♪ 1530 01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:36,632 ♪ It's jabs in the throat When I vaccine man ♪ 1531 01:00:36,719 --> 01:00:38,112 ♪ Forward slash P Money on Twitch ♪ 1532 01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,201 ♪ Don't be fooled 'cause I game And shit ♪ 1533 01:00:40,288 --> 01:00:42,029 ♪ Mention my son Are you taking the piss? ♪ 1534 01:00:42,638 --> 01:00:43,639 Fuck me! 1535 01:00:43,857 --> 01:00:45,293 ♪ After the last Time man got nicked ♪ 1536 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:46,468 Fuck off! 1537 01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:50,341 Come on, you two, get after him! 1538 01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:53,693 ♪ Back up, came through big Like a 20 team ♪ 1539 01:00:53,780 --> 01:00:55,129 ♪ Man's got smoke For an offside trapper ♪ 1540 01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:56,304 What the fuck, man? 1541 01:00:56,478 --> 01:00:57,479 ♪ I'm a confident lacker ♪ 1542 01:00:57,740 --> 01:00:59,263 ♪ I'’m a Puma boy Nike owe me two tops ♪ 1543 01:00:59,350 --> 01:01:00,830 ♪ Don't make me put on Invincible swagger ♪ 1544 01:01:00,917 --> 01:01:02,223 ♪ I had a ting putting In work ♪ 1545 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:04,138 ♪ Left wing politics means I've gotta Saka ♪ 1546 01:01:04,355 --> 01:01:05,879 ♪ No one ain't giving me passa ♪ 1547 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:07,750 ♪ Peak for a man when I ask "What's the matter?" ♪ 1548 01:01:07,837 --> 01:01:09,317 ♪ Toe-punt man's head back To his gaffer ♪ 1549 01:01:09,491 --> 01:01:11,232 ♪ If we start the party You're going home mashup ♪ 1550 01:01:11,319 --> 01:01:14,322 [SONG CONCLUDES][BREATHES HEAVILY] 1551 01:01:14,539 --> 01:01:16,498 [GROANS][DOG BARKS] 1552 01:01:16,716 --> 01:01:17,891 [SCREAMS][DOG BARKS] 1553 01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:19,501 Nice little doggie! 1554 01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:20,937 [DOG BARKS] Nice little doggie! 1555 01:01:21,024 --> 01:01:22,765 [SQUEALS][DOG BARKING] 1556 01:01:23,070 --> 01:01:25,115 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 1557 01:01:25,246 --> 01:01:27,074 [DOG BARKING] 1558 01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:28,423 You all right up there, mate? 1559 01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:31,469 Yeah. Just walkin' my dog, innit? 1560 01:01:31,687 --> 01:01:34,342 [DOG BARKING] 1561 01:01:34,472 --> 01:01:35,517 [SIGHS] 1562 01:01:35,778 --> 01:01:39,390 [BREATHING HEAVILY, SPITS] 1563 01:01:39,564 --> 01:01:41,262 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1564 01:01:41,610 --> 01:01:44,004 - Usain Bolt? - Yeah, bro, you dickhead. 1565 01:01:46,049 --> 01:01:48,573 [LAUGHS] 1566 01:01:50,924 --> 01:01:52,534 [SPITS] 1567 01:01:54,405 --> 01:01:55,972 All right, shit-face? 1568 01:01:56,103 --> 01:01:58,975 You ain't so clever now, are ya?[GROANS] 1569 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,629 [BANGING ON DOOR] 1570 01:02:00,803 --> 01:02:02,413 How long am I gonna be in here, man? 1571 01:02:02,587 --> 01:02:03,588 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1572 01:02:04,894 --> 01:02:06,330 How long am I gonna be in here? 1573 01:02:06,635 --> 01:02:08,637 Fuck's sake! [GROANS] 1574 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:10,334 I feel really hot in here! 1575 01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:13,294 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1576 01:02:13,598 --> 01:02:14,861 Should've took my meds today, man. 1577 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:15,992 I swear I'm buggin' out. 1578 01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:17,037 Fuck's sake. 1579 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,560 How long am I gonna be in here? 1580 01:02:18,734 --> 01:02:20,518 Come on! I knew I should've took... 1581 01:02:20,692 --> 01:02:21,911 Kane![OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1582 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:23,913 I knew I shoulda took my meds today! 1583 01:02:25,349 --> 01:02:26,307 Freezin' in here! 1584 01:02:26,394 --> 01:02:27,351 I feel really hot in here! 1585 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:28,962 I shoulda took my meds today, man. 1586 01:02:29,136 --> 01:02:30,006 Fuck's sake! 1587 01:02:30,137 --> 01:02:31,138 I'm buggin' out, man. 1588 01:02:31,225 --> 01:02:32,530 [GRUNTS, BREATHING HEAVILY] 1589 01:02:32,704 --> 01:02:34,837 Kane! [GROANS] 1590 01:02:34,968 --> 01:02:36,534 Kane, man! Kane, you sleepin'? 1591 01:02:36,621 --> 01:02:38,101 I don't fuckin' feel right. 1592 01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:41,148 [GRUNTS, PANTS] 1593 01:02:42,932 --> 01:02:43,933 Yo, boss! 1594 01:02:44,151 --> 01:02:46,980 Can man get a cigarette, or a zoot or suttin'? 1595 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,811 I won't tell you again. Shut the fuck up! 1596 01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:55,423 [DOOR LOCKS] 1597 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:11,395 [OPENS WINDOW] 1598 01:03:11,656 --> 01:03:12,614 POLICE OFFICER: Get up. 1599 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,529 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] So, how do you know Shotti, then? 1600 01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:15,704 Shotti? 1601 01:03:16,052 --> 01:03:18,881 What the fuck is that? Some kind of potty you shit in? 1602 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:19,969 Shotti? 1603 01:03:20,143 --> 01:03:21,318 Yeah, I know him still. 1604 01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:23,973 I must have fitted a kitchen for him once a few years back. 1605 01:03:24,191 --> 01:03:25,583 Yeah, nice guy. 1606 01:03:25,801 --> 01:03:26,758 Why didn't you stop the car? 1607 01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:29,718 Car? What car? I weren't drivin' no car. 1608 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:31,285 I was just walkin' my dog, innit? 1609 01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:32,721 To be honest, I can't even drive. 1610 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:35,332 Well, I did once, cause Kane got waved on some XIX Vodka. 1611 01:03:35,419 --> 01:03:36,725 I had to drive him home but it was 1612 01:03:36,812 --> 01:03:38,074 just the one time still, I promise. 1613 01:03:39,815 --> 01:03:42,600 - Is this Shotti's chain? - No, that's my one, innit? 1614 01:03:42,731 --> 01:03:44,341 Like he's got one and I've got one. 1615 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:45,777 So, like one each, innit? 1616 01:03:46,517 --> 01:03:48,171 What does "MGANG" stand for? 1617 01:03:48,432 --> 01:03:50,521 The "M" stands for motivation, meditation and music. 1618 01:03:50,608 --> 01:03:51,871 I must say, I've been getting 1619 01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,743 into a lot of yoga recently still. [INHALES] 1620 01:03:55,352 --> 01:03:58,442 [EXHALES] Woosa. 1621 01:04:00,705 --> 01:04:02,403 Wagwan with all these questions, man? 1622 01:04:02,533 --> 01:04:04,361 Movin' like it's Mastermind or something? 1623 01:04:04,535 --> 01:04:06,059 Has Riko had his phone call yet? 1624 01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:08,148 'Cause you know when Riko has his phone call 1625 01:04:08,322 --> 01:04:09,627 we're out of here, you get me? 1626 01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:12,979 Man's got dat top boy Jewish solicitor. Whoo! 1627 01:04:13,109 --> 01:04:15,720 And when he's finished with you and you, 1628 01:04:15,851 --> 01:04:18,593 I'm expecting a full-blown apology letter. 1629 01:04:18,810 --> 01:04:21,857 Ya get me? And that's some Mary had a curry goat, brother. 1630 01:04:22,989 --> 01:04:24,512 Hello, Tamara.[SUCKS TEETH] 1631 01:04:24,642 --> 01:04:27,428 - Yeah, who's this? - RIKO: It's me, Riko. 1632 01:04:27,689 --> 01:04:29,299 I thought I'd just call and say hello. 1633 01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:30,648 It was really nice meeting you. 1634 01:04:30,779 --> 01:04:32,346 I wish I coulda stayed and spoke to you. 1635 01:04:32,476 --> 01:04:33,738 TAMARA: That was crazy what happened. 1636 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,305 I've never seen anything like it. 1637 01:04:35,436 --> 01:04:37,307 Yeah, that was a bit of a mad one. 1638 01:04:37,438 --> 01:04:39,483 It's just my stepdad used to try and hit my mum, innit, 1639 01:04:39,701 --> 01:04:40,963 so I'm totally against that shit. 1640 01:04:41,050 --> 01:04:42,356 When I saw that guy troubling you like that 1641 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:43,487 I dunno, it just... 1642 01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:44,924 It just brought out bad memories. 1643 01:04:45,098 --> 01:04:46,490 That guy was one of my brother's friends 1644 01:04:46,577 --> 01:04:49,493 and I actually fucking hate him, so thank you. 1645 01:04:49,580 --> 01:04:51,800 Oh, yeah, your brother... 1646 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:54,020 That's why I wanted to call, innit? 1647 01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:55,935 It was... It was me, I was at the bank 1648 01:04:56,065 --> 01:04:58,372 and I killed your brother Leo, I did... I didn't mean to... 1649 01:04:58,459 --> 01:05:00,113 - it just happened all so quick. - TAMARA: What? 1650 01:05:00,287 --> 01:05:01,984 - You didn't kill him. - RIKO: No, I did. 1651 01:05:02,071 --> 01:05:03,507 I dunno how. I think I've just got this power, 1652 01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:04,813 I felt it from young. 1653 01:05:04,987 --> 01:05:06,554 My brother had a heart attack. 1654 01:05:06,684 --> 01:05:09,209 Mm. He's had the condition ever since he was a kid. 1655 01:05:09,557 --> 01:05:11,863 - But he's awake now. - Wait, what? 1656 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,563 Leo had a heart attack? So, it wasn't my fault? 1657 01:05:15,693 --> 01:05:17,173 No, it wasn't your fault, Riko. 1658 01:05:17,695 --> 01:05:18,958 Is that Riko? 1659 01:05:19,175 --> 01:05:21,351 Yeah. Oh. Hold on. He wants to talk to you. 1660 01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:24,964 Riko...[INHALES] 1661 01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:28,968 I want to thank you, my brother. You saved my life, bro. 1662 01:05:29,185 --> 01:05:30,534 I've seen the light. 1663 01:05:31,144 --> 01:05:33,885 Thank you, my brother. [COUGHS] 1664 01:05:34,234 --> 01:05:35,887 TAMARA: Look, Riko, I gotta go. 1665 01:05:36,671 --> 01:05:37,759 I gotta call my other stepbrother 1666 01:05:37,889 --> 01:05:39,065 and let him know 1667 01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:41,154 and also, to tell him that it wasn't your fault. 1668 01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:42,416 Oh, yeah. Yeah, 1669 01:05:42,633 --> 01:05:44,157 if you could tell him that'd be decent still. 1670 01:05:44,287 --> 01:05:45,245 TAMARA: I will, Riko. 1671 01:05:45,419 --> 01:05:46,855 Well, look, I better go. 1672 01:05:47,029 --> 01:05:49,989 Be safe and I'll talk to you later. 1673 01:05:50,119 --> 01:05:51,991 All right. Bye, beautiful. 1674 01:05:53,296 --> 01:05:55,951 That was Leo's sister. She said Leo had a heart attack. 1675 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:58,562 - That means I didn't kill him! - Is that right, sunshine? 1676 01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:02,653 Well, you just wait right there and I'm gonna go check that out. 1677 01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:04,003 Gimme that fuckin' phone. 1678 01:06:05,961 --> 01:06:07,006 Come here! 1679 01:06:07,484 --> 01:06:10,139 Allow it, I ain't done nuffin! It was just a zoot, bro. 1680 01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:12,968 "Just a zoot," he says. If my calculations are correct 1681 01:06:13,229 --> 01:06:14,448 the last time I checked 1682 01:06:14,578 --> 01:06:17,103 cannabis was still an illegal substance. 1683 01:06:17,233 --> 01:06:19,235 Please, bro, come on, man. I'm sorry, innit? 1684 01:06:19,322 --> 01:06:21,194 Justice must be served! 1685 01:06:21,324 --> 01:06:24,806 Now get in the car. I am not going to ask you again. 1686 01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:27,374 [GRUNTS] 1687 01:06:27,852 --> 01:06:31,726 I told you, get in the car![TIRES SCREECHING] 1688 01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:33,684 Rah. 1689 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:36,383 [CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1690 01:06:36,470 --> 01:06:38,515 - Oi, is that Wiko, fam? - Fam, I don't think that's him. 1691 01:06:38,602 --> 01:06:39,777 You just ran over a fed. 1692 01:06:39,908 --> 01:06:41,431 TYREESE: So, what though? Is he Wiko? 1693 01:06:41,518 --> 01:06:43,172 Uh, I... I don't think so. 1694 01:06:43,303 --> 01:06:44,521 How do you know, fam? 1695 01:06:44,652 --> 01:06:45,914 Do you know what Wiko looks like? 1696 01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:47,002 Uh... Nah. 1697 01:06:47,089 --> 01:06:48,351 So, what the fuck are you doing 1698 01:06:48,612 --> 01:06:50,701 coming out the car telling me that this ain't Wiko, hm? 1699 01:06:50,832 --> 01:06:52,094 How do you know that information? 1700 01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:53,748 How do you know if this is Wiko or not? 1701 01:06:53,878 --> 01:06:55,793 He could all be a fed. Oi! 1702 01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:58,361 What the fuck are you lookin' at? Huh? 1703 01:06:58,448 --> 01:06:59,797 Are you Wiko? 1704 01:06:59,971 --> 01:07:01,234 [NEIGHBORS SCREAMING] Hey, Wiko! 1705 01:07:01,364 --> 01:07:02,974 He's gone mad, fam.[GUNSHOTS] 1706 01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,063 He's lost it. 1707 01:07:04,193 --> 01:07:06,674 Wiko, you fuckin' lickle pussy boy! 1708 01:07:06,891 --> 01:07:10,112 Where are you? Huh? Where are you, little shitbag? 1709 01:07:10,243 --> 01:07:13,202 You can wun but you can't hide! 1710 01:07:13,420 --> 01:07:16,162 [BIRDS CHIRPING] Oh, my days! 1711 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:17,989 It's the Murkle Man! 1712 01:07:18,077 --> 01:07:19,556 ♪ Who is it? ♪ 1713 01:07:19,643 --> 01:07:20,644 ♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪ 1714 01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,342 ♪ Never gonna flex Like Urkel man ♪ 1715 01:07:22,429 --> 01:07:23,952 ♪ Come to your ends And circle man ♪ 1716 01:07:24,648 --> 01:07:26,433 Murkle Man! 1717 01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:27,564 ♪ It's the murkle guy ♪ 1718 01:07:27,825 --> 01:07:29,218 ♪ Never gonna flex Like Urkel guy ♪ 1719 01:07:29,305 --> 01:07:30,872 ♪ Come to your ends And circle guy ♪ 1720 01:07:31,002 --> 01:07:32,569 ♪ All for the green and purple ♪ 1721 01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:35,529 It's the Murkle Man! 1722 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,793 Cuz, your timing is impeccable, rudeboy. 1723 01:07:39,054 --> 01:07:40,403 Proper superhero tings. 1724 01:07:40,577 --> 01:07:42,971 It's the Murkle Man. Seckle! 1725 01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:44,320 I need your help, fam. 1726 01:07:44,755 --> 01:07:46,757 Please tell me you know who this Wiko is. 1727 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,847 I need to know who he is and where he was at. 1728 01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:52,023 Please, tell me you know this information, fam? 1729 01:07:52,198 --> 01:07:53,590 You might have to circle still. 1730 01:07:54,113 --> 01:07:56,985 I see Riko, fam, he was all chillin' in Faces. 1731 01:07:57,464 --> 01:08:00,031 - What? Faces? - Yeah, fam. 1732 01:08:00,336 --> 01:08:01,729 And he was all chillin' with your sister. 1733 01:08:02,077 --> 01:08:03,296 Murkle! 1734 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:06,473 I'm not gonna lie, fam, she was looking kinda neckle! 1735 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,129 Can you shut the fuck up? I'm tryna watch Gogglebox! 1736 01:08:10,216 --> 01:08:12,131 Suck your mum! 1737 01:08:12,870 --> 01:08:14,307 Murkle! 1738 01:08:14,611 --> 01:08:16,222 ♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪ 1739 01:08:16,352 --> 01:08:17,962 ♪ Never gonna flex Like Urkel man ♪ 1740 01:08:18,049 --> 01:08:19,529 ♪ Come to your ends And circle man ♪ 1741 01:08:19,616 --> 01:08:21,227 ♪ All for the green and purple Man ♪ 1742 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:24,012 What the fuck? My sister, blud? 1743 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,623 Wiko is tryna chirps and press my sister, blud? 1744 01:08:26,928 --> 01:08:29,235 This dickhead must think that he's me, fam! 1745 01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,933 Wiko! You fucking lickle pussio! 1746 01:08:32,063 --> 01:08:33,978 I'm coming for you! 1747 01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:37,112 Fam, your sister just rang man and said that Leo's cool, bro. 1748 01:08:37,286 --> 01:08:40,071 He woke up, fam. He's alive and that. 1749 01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:43,118 - What? - Bruv, your brother's cool. 1750 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,381 He's all saying he wants to talk to you. 1751 01:08:45,773 --> 01:08:48,341 Cuz, I know I've got a huge brain and all that 1752 01:08:48,471 --> 01:08:49,864 but all this information is too much 1753 01:08:49,994 --> 01:08:50,952 for my head top, fam. 1754 01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:53,389 Come like some Christmas special of Emmerdale Farm, fam! 1755 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,653 Too much is going on to rasclart! 1756 01:08:56,827 --> 01:08:58,786 [AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING] 1757 01:09:00,918 --> 01:09:01,919 Little bro. 1758 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:06,533 I thought I'd lost you, big bro. 1759 01:09:06,794 --> 01:09:09,623 Never, family. Never. 1760 01:09:09,753 --> 01:09:10,972 [EKG MONITOR BEEPING][SOBS] 1761 01:09:11,146 --> 01:09:12,147 LEO: T... 1762 01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:13,975 T!Hmm? 1763 01:09:14,976 --> 01:09:16,195 I gotta chat to you, innit? 1764 01:09:17,196 --> 01:09:18,371 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1765 01:09:18,936 --> 01:09:22,026 All the badness and wickedness we do... 1766 01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:27,989 all the lengin' and drillin' we've done... [CHUCKLES] 1767 01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,689 it's gotta stop, my bro. 1768 01:09:34,082 --> 01:09:35,344 It's all wrong. 1769 01:09:35,866 --> 01:09:38,956 We gotta stop with all this madness. 1770 01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:42,090 [ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYING] Man has seen the light, G. 1771 01:09:42,264 --> 01:09:43,657 Jesus! 1772 01:09:43,874 --> 01:09:47,226 He came to me, into my heart! 1773 01:09:47,530 --> 01:09:49,967 What the fuck are you talkin' about, bro? 1774 01:09:50,272 --> 01:09:51,404 Trust me, bro... 1775 01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:53,623 I've seen the light. 1776 01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,061 I've been awoken.[MUSIC FADES] 1777 01:09:57,323 --> 01:09:58,628 What light? 1778 01:09:58,889 --> 01:10:00,674 What the fuck are you talkin' about, bro? 1779 01:10:01,022 --> 01:10:03,764 It was probably this light, fam.[LEO GROANS] 1780 01:10:04,243 --> 01:10:05,766 What the fuck is this? [INHALES] 1781 01:10:06,201 --> 01:10:07,855 What the fuck have you been inhaling, bro? 1782 01:10:08,072 --> 01:10:09,073 [LEO GROANS] Oi, Tamara, 1783 01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:12,642 - what the fuck is wrong with him? - Nothing, he's fine. 1784 01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,340 Even the doctor said he's fine. 1785 01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:20,084 Oi, and what the fuck are you doing sleeping with the enemeny! 1786 01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:22,913 What? What are you talking about? 1787 01:10:23,044 --> 01:10:25,133 [GRUNTS] Tryna fuck that Wiko yute, yeah? 1788 01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:27,701 I'm hearing you was all lipsin' him up and conversating wiv him. 1789 01:10:27,962 --> 01:10:31,835 Oi, big up Riko, cuz. A proper shepherd. 1790 01:10:32,183 --> 01:10:35,143 I weren't lipsin' him. I just met him. 1791 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,276 And he's cool, we were just chattin'. 1792 01:10:37,406 --> 01:10:40,844 Fucking hoebag! Imbeciles everywhere. 1793 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,498 What you sayin' then, bro? 1794 01:10:42,629 --> 01:10:44,587 Do you want man to keep looking for Riko, yeah? 1795 01:10:44,718 --> 01:10:47,068 Duh! Of course, fam. 1796 01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:49,375 What, are you dyslexic or something? 1797 01:10:49,462 --> 01:10:52,073 He tried touch my brother and now look at him. 1798 01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,815 He's all gay and that! Nah, fam. 1799 01:10:55,076 --> 01:10:56,860 I'm gonna touch him up differently... 1800 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,254 super violate ting. 1801 01:10:59,602 --> 01:11:01,996 He ain't even gonna see man comin'. 1802 01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:04,041 [DOOR OPENS][MUSIC FADES] 1803 01:11:05,913 --> 01:11:07,001 You're free to go, mate.[DOOR CLOSES] 1804 01:11:07,131 --> 01:11:10,004 - What? I'm allowed to go, yeah? - Yes, mate. 1805 01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,092 [PAPERS RUSTLES][THUDS] 1806 01:11:11,222 --> 01:11:13,268 Just sign this and you're a free man. 1807 01:11:13,355 --> 01:11:15,705 - You got a pen at all? - Yeah. 1808 01:11:17,446 --> 01:11:20,231 - That's a nice pen, man. - Yeah, you can keep it. 1809 01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:21,494 You know, look. 1810 01:11:21,624 --> 01:11:23,147 You like flashy things, don't ya? 1811 01:11:23,278 --> 01:11:25,324 Eh? Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. [GIGGLES] 1812 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,327 - Souvenir, go on. - Sick. Safe, fam. 1813 01:11:28,457 --> 01:11:29,980 IAN: Yeah, come on, Bill, let's go. 1814 01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:32,461 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1815 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:33,549 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 1816 01:11:33,767 --> 01:11:36,204 Man try and lock me up like some cage animal. 1817 01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:38,206 This ain't 12 Years a Slave, cuzzy.[CELL PHONE VIBRATES, DINGS] 1818 01:11:38,293 --> 01:11:39,599 This is Sumotherhood. 1819 01:11:39,947 --> 01:11:41,209 Oh, fam... 1820 01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:42,776 Pinky's been blowin' up man's phone. 1821 01:11:42,906 --> 01:11:46,693 - He's on to man differently. - Silly Billy wanna test moi. 1822 01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:48,782 Fuck that! Man's certi.[INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1823 01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:52,351 One call to the connect and bam! Man buss case. 1824 01:11:52,481 --> 01:11:53,395 Oh, no. 1825 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:55,441 Man didn't even call Uncle Bernstein, you know. 1826 01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:56,659 I called Tamara still. 1827 01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:58,182 She said I didn't kill her brother, fam. 1828 01:11:58,269 --> 01:11:59,445 He's alive and it was an accident. 1829 01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:01,142 That means I can fall in love with Tamara after all. 1830 01:12:01,229 --> 01:12:02,143 I lie, fam? 1831 01:12:02,491 --> 01:12:04,188 You used your phone call to call Tamara, blud? 1832 01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:06,713 Are you fucking crazy, cuz? 1833 01:12:07,017 --> 01:12:08,192 Are you not listening, fam? 1834 01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:10,412 I told her what happened and she's cool with it, bro. 1835 01:12:10,934 --> 01:12:13,023 You a proper idiot, cuz. 1836 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:14,721 Fuck. 1837 01:12:15,504 --> 01:12:18,333 Come we go link Shotti, man. Let's explain all this. 1838 01:12:18,464 --> 01:12:20,248 Where the fuck you man been? 1839 01:12:20,335 --> 01:12:21,510 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1840 01:12:22,816 --> 01:12:25,253 Oh, cuz, man got into a lickle madness, innit? 1841 01:12:25,471 --> 01:12:26,515 Us man went to the club, 1842 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:29,126 Dwayne spoke to security, us man went inside. 1843 01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:30,867 Then man see bare tings there, bro. 1844 01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:33,000 Then I see my man, innit, bussed him the P. 1845 01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,044 He gave man the food, 1846 01:12:34,218 --> 01:12:36,090 was like "Rah, that's a lot of food." 1847 01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:38,048 Took that, then us man was dussing out 1848 01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,877 then I see the pengest ting, bro, like she was proper peng. 1849 01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:44,272 Fuck are you talking about, bruv? 1850 01:12:44,359 --> 01:12:45,795 Are you fucking high or suttin'? 1851 01:12:45,882 --> 01:12:47,623 Oh, nah, nah. Man only had two draw today still. 1852 01:12:47,710 --> 01:12:49,364 I'm just saying the ting was peng, bro. 1853 01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:50,844 Then man got into a little passa. 1854 01:12:50,931 --> 01:12:51,845 Us man were kicking out 1855 01:12:52,062 --> 01:12:53,194 and then boydem were on to us, innit? 1856 01:12:53,281 --> 01:12:54,195 Brother! 1857 01:12:55,196 --> 01:12:56,980 Where the fuck is my food? 1858 01:12:58,939 --> 01:13:00,549 Um... Uh, Shotti, cuz-- 1859 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,377 Shut your mouth, Dwayne. 1860 01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:04,205 I'mma deal with you separate. 1861 01:13:05,075 --> 01:13:06,425 Ask you again, fam. 1862 01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,298 - Where the fuck is my food? - The food, see... 1863 01:13:10,385 --> 01:13:12,082 See, I gave it to Kane, yeah, but now he's saying-- 1864 01:13:12,169 --> 01:13:14,737 - What? Don't even try it, fam! - Okay. 1865 01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:17,348 So, you tryna take man for some dickhead, innit? 1866 01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:18,611 Calm. 1867 01:13:20,787 --> 01:13:23,180 Oi, take off my chain. 1868 01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:25,444 I don't want to get his blood on it when I shoot him. 1869 01:13:25,705 --> 01:13:26,923 Take that off, man. 1870 01:13:27,489 --> 01:13:28,577 Come on, bro, man. 1871 01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,318 So what? You wanna rob me of my food, yeah? 1872 01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:32,233 Nah, nah, it weren't even like that, fam. 1873 01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:40,981 [BREATHES SHAKILY][CELL PHONE RINGS, VIBRATES] 1874 01:13:41,372 --> 01:13:42,243 Hello? 1875 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,073 [LAUGHS] 1876 01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:50,773 Say nuttin'. 1877 01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:55,125 [LAUGHS] 1878 01:13:55,299 --> 01:14:00,174 Rah! [LAUGHS] You man are somethin' else. 1879 01:14:00,696 --> 01:14:03,264 Man was just about to shoot all three of you on the spot 1880 01:14:03,394 --> 01:14:04,570 and man's hearing 1881 01:14:04,831 --> 01:14:08,356 that you smacked up Melvin and his boys in Faces, yeah? 1882 01:14:08,530 --> 01:14:11,838 [LAUGHS] You a bunch of lucky yutes. 1883 01:14:12,621 --> 01:14:16,886 Oi, fuck the package. Man smacked up Melvin! 1884 01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:19,019 I've had beef with that dickhead for years. 1885 01:14:19,628 --> 01:14:20,977 So, wha... wha... what did you do to him? 1886 01:14:21,064 --> 01:14:22,718 Uh, cuz, man just went all bipolar with it, innit? 1887 01:14:22,805 --> 01:14:25,155 First, I sparked him in the face, then I bottled him, 1888 01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:27,201 then I picked up a chair, then man did a elbow drop. 1889 01:14:27,331 --> 01:14:28,376 Man said "elbow drop"! 1890 01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:30,073 Ay, bruv, that's what we do, Shotti. 1891 01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:32,206 You get me? Anytime, anywhere. 1892 01:14:32,336 --> 01:14:34,338 Unlimited usage. You get me? 1893 01:14:34,469 --> 01:14:36,950 [LAUGHS] A'ight, but, uh, Shotti... 1894 01:14:37,733 --> 01:14:40,736 Uh... When do we get paid, 'cause... 1895 01:14:41,694 --> 01:14:44,392 man owes 15 bags to a certain someone, you get me? 1896 01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:45,654 What? 1897 01:14:46,350 --> 01:14:48,744 Don't be talking to me about no P, fam. 1898 01:14:48,962 --> 01:14:51,268 About you owe a certain man 15 bags. 1899 01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:53,575 Blud, you owe me 20 fuckin' bags, blud. 1900 01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:54,837 That's how much you lost. 1901 01:14:57,274 --> 01:14:58,275 But don't worry. 1902 01:14:58,667 --> 01:15:00,713 Man's gonna put that loss aside for the time being. 1903 01:15:00,843 --> 01:15:02,541 Man can pattern that. Don't watch that. 1904 01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:04,934 Man will make you run that back in favors. 1905 01:15:06,588 --> 01:15:08,329 I all got a favor now still. 1906 01:15:08,895 --> 01:15:11,898 Man's gotta go Docklands, and rob some Polish donnies. 1907 01:15:12,507 --> 01:15:14,901 But this time, I'm gonna come with you 1908 01:15:15,031 --> 01:15:17,120 and see your murder game for myself. 1909 01:15:17,294 --> 01:15:18,426 You get me? [LAUGHS] 1910 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,297 Nah, man's kinda tired, you know. 1911 01:15:20,384 --> 01:15:21,690 It's just man ain't really slept yet, innit. 1912 01:15:21,777 --> 01:15:23,910 Man ain't askin' for a favor, cuz. 1913 01:15:23,997 --> 01:15:25,868 Man's tellin' you, that's the favor. 1914 01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:28,915 - You understand? - Bro, say no more. 1915 01:15:29,045 --> 01:15:30,830 'Cause man don't even like Polish people, you get me? 1916 01:15:31,004 --> 01:15:32,745 Remember my man Falaski and that, yeah? 1917 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,051 Bruv, he all fucked up my mum's flooring, man. 1918 01:15:35,182 --> 01:15:37,140 - I remember that, bruv. - Fuck all that! 1919 01:15:37,314 --> 01:15:39,012 You lot go downstairs and wait, innit? 1920 01:15:39,099 --> 01:15:40,013 Get tooled up. 1921 01:15:41,188 --> 01:15:42,929 Man's gonna ride out in a sec still. 1922 01:15:49,544 --> 01:15:51,198 DWAYNE: Oi, you man, I left my phone.[CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 1923 01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:52,765 - I'll meet man downstairs, yeah? - Cool. 1924 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:53,809 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 1925 01:15:54,549 --> 01:15:56,029 Tamara, you all right, darlin'? 1926 01:15:56,377 --> 01:15:57,596 I didn't know if you was gonna call. 1927 01:15:58,292 --> 01:16:01,251 I was actually calling to see what you were doing now. 1928 01:16:01,774 --> 01:16:04,428 I was thinking... maybe if you ain't busy, 1929 01:16:04,559 --> 01:16:06,430 we could link up or something? 1930 01:16:06,648 --> 01:16:08,302 What, now? Um... 1931 01:16:08,389 --> 01:16:10,826 Well, I'm just - about to go Docklands. - TAMARA: Docklands? 1932 01:16:10,957 --> 01:16:12,132 Yeah, I just gotta sort suttin' out. 1933 01:16:12,262 --> 01:16:13,394 Okay, cool. 1934 01:16:13,568 --> 01:16:15,483 When you get there, send me your location 1935 01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:16,789 and I'll come and see you. 1936 01:16:16,919 --> 01:16:18,442 Yeah, no, definitely. I'll send you location 1937 01:16:18,573 --> 01:16:20,749 as soon as I get there. 007 ting. 1938 01:16:21,054 --> 01:16:24,623 - Okay, cool. See you later. - Yeah. Yeah, see you in a bit. 1939 01:16:25,101 --> 01:16:27,321 [CELL PHONE BEEPS][EXHALES] 1940 01:16:28,148 --> 01:16:30,324 [CELL PHONE BEEPS][SIGHS] 1941 01:16:33,544 --> 01:16:35,372 Well done, you lickle sketbag. 1942 01:16:35,938 --> 01:16:39,376 You're a dead man... [INHALES DEEPLY] 1943 01:16:39,507 --> 01:16:41,727 Motherfucker! 1944 01:16:43,511 --> 01:16:45,165 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 1945 01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:47,167 [TRAFFIC WHIZZING][SIREN WAILING] 1946 01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:56,350 [CELL PHONE KEYS TAPPING, DINGS] 1947 01:16:56,959 --> 01:16:58,134 What you doing in here? 1948 01:16:58,831 --> 01:17:00,528 You're meant to wait outside and be lookout. 1949 01:17:01,050 --> 01:17:02,312 Fuckin' dickhead. 1950 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:04,663 Oh, I see... 1951 01:17:05,794 --> 01:17:07,491 Hey, what you man sayin'? You ready, yeah? 1952 01:17:07,578 --> 01:17:08,623 KANE: Come on, man. 1953 01:17:08,971 --> 01:17:10,973 Man was born ready, G. What, they here now, yeah? 1954 01:17:11,104 --> 01:17:12,845 'Cause I'll gun a man down now, you know. 1955 01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:13,933 No long ting. 1956 01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:15,456 Dun know. Click-clack. 1957 01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:18,894 Yo, fam. Polish mandem are here, you know. 1958 01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,026 Cool. 1959 01:17:20,156 --> 01:17:21,549 You man get the ting ready, yeah? 1960 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,464 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] Mandem. 1961 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,429 You man work for Krzysztof, yeah? 1962 01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:33,779 Yes, my friend. 1963 01:17:34,257 --> 01:17:37,434 So, what you saying, broskis? You got some money for me, yeah? 1964 01:17:37,739 --> 01:17:39,785 - You got the drugs? - Of course, man. 1965 01:17:39,872 --> 01:17:41,003 Always got drugs. 1966 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:52,754 Click-clack. 1967 01:17:52,885 --> 01:17:53,973 BOTH: It's Riko and Kane. 1968 01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:55,714 - That's Riko. - That's Kane. 1969 01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:57,846 BOTH: Riko and Kane. We bring the pain. 1970 01:17:57,977 --> 01:17:59,718 Yo, Reeks, get the bag, fam. 1971 01:17:59,848 --> 01:18:01,023 Give man the bag, cuz. 1972 01:18:02,024 --> 01:18:04,723 Oh, I told you that pen was a little beauty! 1973 01:18:04,853 --> 01:18:07,987 Built-in mic, GPRS and it's got a torch! 1974 01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:11,991 I feel like James fucking Bond out here! [LAUGHS] 1975 01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:14,602 Ian, I think you're taking all this a bit too far. 1976 01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:16,386 It's getting pretty serious in there. 1977 01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:17,910 We should call it in and wait for backup. 1978 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,782 Nah, fuck that, Billy! Let's go![ENGINE STARTS] 1979 01:18:20,869 --> 01:18:23,654 [TIRES SCREECH] 1980 01:18:25,221 --> 01:18:26,527 Who the fuck are you two? 1981 01:18:26,832 --> 01:18:28,572 We are da Polish people. 1982 01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:29,791 Dob-chez! 1983 01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:32,141 No, we are the Polish people. 1984 01:18:32,272 --> 01:18:35,101 No, we are da Polish people! 1985 01:18:35,231 --> 01:18:36,276 Dob-chez! 1986 01:18:37,581 --> 01:18:39,670 Yes, we are the Polish people. 1987 01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:40,802 So, who the fuck sent you? 1988 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:43,805 Poldolski sent us, lach-shee-mesh. 1989 01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:45,415 What the fuck is going on here, fam? 1990 01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:48,375 What you sayin', famalam? [LAUGHS] 1991 01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:51,987 - Everyone drop your weapons. - The fuck are you doing here? 1992 01:18:52,074 --> 01:18:54,381 Shut up! Man ain't even talking to you. 1993 01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:57,688 Bet you weren't expecting me, were ya? 1994 01:18:57,819 --> 01:19:00,996 See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. [LAUGHS] 1995 01:19:01,083 --> 01:19:02,824 You men underestimate the power of planning. 1996 01:19:02,955 --> 01:19:05,305 Proper preparation prevents poor performance. 1997 01:19:05,435 --> 01:19:07,829 Man's a fucking professional out here. 1998 01:19:08,177 --> 01:19:10,223 Oi! Don't be tryna move, fam. 1999 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:12,573 You best keep that dry crusty peanut head of yours still 2000 01:19:12,747 --> 01:19:15,663 before man start putting holes in man. Ya get me? 2001 01:19:15,924 --> 01:19:17,534 And that goes for any of you Mongolians 2002 01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:18,971 tryna play Commando. 2003 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:22,539 I'm the Bruce Willis out here. This is my movie! 2004 01:19:23,062 --> 01:19:27,240 Now, who the fuck is Wiko? 2005 01:19:29,982 --> 01:19:31,418 - Are you Wiko, fam? - Huh? 2006 01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:33,507 I said, are you Wiko, fam? 2007 01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:34,943 You know what? You just missed him, innit. 2008 01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:36,553 He just popped to the shops. You want anything? 2009 01:19:36,684 --> 01:19:39,295 You tryna take man for some fucking Lenny Henry, blud? 2010 01:19:39,426 --> 01:19:42,472 Open your mouth! Say "ah."[SQUEALS] 2011 01:19:43,256 --> 01:19:47,869 Now, I'm gonna ask you again. Are you Wiko, fam? 2012 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,132 - I'm Riko, fam. - You? 2013 01:19:50,263 --> 01:19:51,481 Don't piss me off, fam. 2014 01:19:51,612 --> 01:19:53,179 Careful, bro, you don't want it with Riko. 2015 01:19:53,309 --> 01:19:54,354 Shut up! 2016 01:19:54,658 --> 01:19:56,835 Fuck sake, man. I had you covered, bruv. 2017 01:19:56,965 --> 01:19:58,793 The shop story was working. All you had to do was-- 2018 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,404 Shut up, you neek. So, you're Wiko, yeah? 2019 01:20:02,449 --> 01:20:04,190 This weird-looking hairy yute? 2020 01:20:05,147 --> 01:20:07,846 So, you're the dickhead that touched my brother, yeah? 2021 01:20:08,368 --> 01:20:10,849 Bro, I know--I swear, blud say something, anything, 2022 01:20:10,979 --> 01:20:13,286 anything and I will blow your head bareback, fam. 2023 01:20:15,157 --> 01:20:16,332 What you saying now, huh? 2024 01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:17,986 Where's all that energy now, fam? 2025 01:20:18,421 --> 01:20:19,858 - Where's that energy now? - That'’s what I was trying to tell you-- 2026 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,990 Oh, my days, you fucking cowpat! 2027 01:20:22,077 --> 01:20:24,732 What did I say? I said say anything! 2028 01:20:24,906 --> 01:20:26,690 Anything! 2029 01:20:27,561 --> 01:20:32,392 You know what? Credit's done. It's game over! 2030 01:20:33,872 --> 01:20:35,003 Any last words, blud? 2031 01:20:35,134 --> 01:20:36,831 Listen, bro--[IMITATES BUZZER] Time's up. 2032 01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:38,311 Enough of your bad breath lyrics, fam. 2033 01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:40,835 - Stop! Don't shoot him, Theodore! - Tamara! 2034 01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:42,576 Whoa... SHOTTI: Theodore? 2035 01:20:42,663 --> 01:20:45,796 - Who the fuck is Theodore? - What the fuck is going on here? 2036 01:20:46,101 --> 01:20:49,365 The fuck are you doing here? I told you to wait in the car! 2037 01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:51,890 Riko didn't even do anything, it was just a stupid argument. 2038 01:20:51,977 --> 01:20:53,630 [GUNSHOT] You better shut your fuckin mouth, 2039 01:20:53,761 --> 01:20:57,069 you fucking whore, or I swear to Allahu Akbar! 2040 01:20:57,199 --> 01:20:58,897 Bro, that's what I've been tryna tell you, man. 2041 01:20:59,027 --> 01:21:00,289 I didn't mean to hurt your brother, cuz. 2042 01:21:00,376 --> 01:21:01,508 It was just an accident. 2043 01:21:03,031 --> 01:21:05,164 I didn't even touch him. [EXHALES] 2044 01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,035 I promise you, I'm not a killer. 2045 01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:09,472 SHOTTI: What the fuck? 2046 01:21:09,864 --> 01:21:11,126 So, you're telling me you didn't kill Leo? 2047 01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,389 No, I thought I killed him but then-- 2048 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:15,087 Ah-ha! So, you did try kill my brother? 2049 01:21:15,217 --> 01:21:16,958 Nah, I thought I did but I didn't mean to 2050 01:21:17,045 --> 01:21:19,047 and then Tamara was like "Leo's cool and I was chatting 2051 01:21:19,134 --> 01:21:20,483 to him" and he's like "Yeah, we're blessed, bro." 2052 01:21:21,049 --> 01:21:23,269 What? So, Leo ain't dead? 2053 01:21:25,097 --> 01:21:26,098 No, he's alive. 2054 01:21:26,402 --> 01:21:27,926 I wasn't sure how to tell you still. 2055 01:21:28,013 --> 01:21:29,536 What, and you was talking to him? 2056 01:21:30,493 --> 01:21:33,801 Hold up. What the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you man? 2057 01:21:34,193 --> 01:21:36,325 I'm Kane, that's Riko-- 2058 01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:37,848 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 2059 01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:40,068 MIKE: Hold up! 2060 01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:41,591 Back up, back up, back up. 2061 01:21:41,765 --> 01:21:43,637 I got beef with these pussios too. 2062 01:21:43,898 --> 01:21:44,943 Wagwan, bro. 2063 01:21:46,509 --> 01:21:47,423 - Psh! - Psh! 2064 01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:49,034 What the fuck happened to you, fam? 2065 01:21:49,164 --> 01:21:51,340 Oh, minor, bro. Couple cracked ribs, 2066 01:21:51,514 --> 01:21:53,342 broke both my arms above the elbow, 2067 01:21:53,429 --> 01:21:55,214 broke a collarbone, broke both my legs. 2068 01:21:55,301 --> 01:21:56,171 It's minor though, 2069 01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:57,477 I can still bang out, you get me? 2070 01:21:57,564 --> 01:21:59,087 This pussio caught me off-guard. 2071 01:21:59,261 --> 01:22:00,567 Right, that's gas, man. 2072 01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:02,873 We had you out good and proper. Light work. 2073 01:22:03,091 --> 01:22:05,833 What? Hey, fuck this skinny tall Tinie Tempah wannabe. 2074 01:22:05,964 --> 01:22:06,921 Shoot him in the pum-pum. 2075 01:22:07,182 --> 01:22:09,750 Hey, no more interruptions for you, man. 2076 01:22:10,577 --> 01:22:12,187 It's personal time. 2077 01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:15,625 [BREATHES SHAKILY][RADIO STATIC] 2078 01:22:15,886 --> 01:22:16,887 Shh! 2079 01:22:17,279 --> 01:22:18,715 The fuck is that noise, rah? 2080 01:22:18,802 --> 01:22:20,195 [RADIO STATIC] 2081 01:22:20,761 --> 01:22:22,023 Yeah, what is that? 2082 01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:23,720 Swear that's coming from you, fam. 2083 01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:24,765 Nah, nah, it's nothing. 2084 01:22:25,461 --> 01:22:26,854 It's just something I got from the police station, innit? 2085 01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:30,553 [RADIO STATIC] 2086 01:22:30,901 --> 01:22:32,773 [SHRIEKS] Rah! Man's a fucking fed, fam! 2087 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,166 He's all recording, man! 2088 01:22:34,253 --> 01:22:36,342 What the fuck? You man are feds now, yeah? 2089 01:22:36,429 --> 01:22:37,299 - What? - What? 2090 01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,084 What? I got beat up by a fed? 2091 01:22:39,214 --> 01:22:40,824 What? No, course man ain't a fed. 2092 01:22:40,911 --> 01:22:44,393 - I'm not a fed, darling. - Don't chat to my sister, blud! 2093 01:22:44,524 --> 01:22:46,700 What? After everything we've been through, fam, 2094 01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:48,049 you went to cooperate with the feds? 2095 01:22:48,136 --> 01:22:49,355 Are you trying to set me up too? 2096 01:22:49,442 --> 01:22:50,791 Nah, it's not even like that, bro. 2097 01:22:51,226 --> 01:22:52,619 I can't believe it, fam. 2098 01:22:53,098 --> 01:22:55,361 - Man all sleep together, fam. - Hmm? 2099 01:22:56,144 --> 01:22:59,147 Okay, I haven't got time for all this. Deal's off. 2100 01:22:59,843 --> 01:23:01,497 Whoa! How you gonna be pointing a gun at me, man? 2101 01:23:01,584 --> 01:23:02,629 It's me! Allow that, bro! 2102 01:23:02,846 --> 01:23:05,588 - Yo, hold up, blud. - Nah, I feel violated, blud. 2103 01:23:05,806 --> 01:23:07,199 How could you do this to man, fam? 2104 01:23:07,329 --> 01:23:08,939 Man could have snitched together, cuz. 2105 01:23:09,070 --> 01:23:09,984 RIKO: I'm not a snitch 2106 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,203 and I'm not working with the feds 2107 01:23:11,333 --> 01:23:12,900 and stop pointing that fucking gun at me, man. 2108 01:23:12,987 --> 01:23:14,554 Real talk, it's making me bug out, G. 2109 01:23:14,728 --> 01:23:16,512 Don't tell me what to do, bro. 2110 01:23:16,730 --> 01:23:18,775 [BREATHES DEEPLY][GUN COCKS] 2111 01:23:18,862 --> 01:23:20,038 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 2112 01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:21,952 I don't like how everyone's just picking up guns 2113 01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:23,998 like it's some Woolworths free for all pick-n-mix. 2114 01:23:24,085 --> 01:23:25,391 How'd you like it then, fam, huh? 2115 01:23:25,652 --> 01:23:27,523 - It's like that, yeah? - It's not like that, bro. 2116 01:23:27,654 --> 01:23:28,655 The pen weren't even mine. 2117 01:23:28,872 --> 01:23:30,309 - He gave it to me! - Who? 2118 01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:31,614 My man over there! 2119 01:23:33,964 --> 01:23:34,965 Tell 'em to get back. 2120 01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:39,927 Back 'em off, Brillo pad![WHISTLES] 2121 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:43,409 Back 'em off. Go on, now! 2122 01:23:44,714 --> 01:23:47,543 That's right. Mr. Cow Foot and Butterbeans. 2123 01:23:47,761 --> 01:23:49,284 What? Fuck that.[GUNSHOTS] 2124 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,982 ♪ Wagwan to dem Wagwan to dem ♪ 2125 01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:53,767 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem... ♪ 2126 01:23:53,854 --> 01:23:55,073 [TYREESE SCREAMS] 2127 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,510 ♪ An na to dem An na to dem ♪ 2128 01:23:57,684 --> 01:24:00,687 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 2129 01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:03,168 ♪ Wagwan to dem Wagwan to dem ♪ 2130 01:24:03,298 --> 01:24:04,386 [SCREAMS] 2131 01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:05,822 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 2132 01:24:06,345 --> 01:24:08,738 ♪ Wagwan to dem Wagwan to dem ♪ 2133 01:24:08,869 --> 01:24:11,567 ♪ Shotta fire to dem Pow, pow, shotta fire to dem ♪ 2134 01:24:11,698 --> 01:24:12,829 ♪ Lightning and thunder... ♪ 2135 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:23,013 [SCREAMS] 2136 01:24:23,101 --> 01:24:25,886 ♪ We left em dead, sir I woulda beg fa ♪ 2137 01:24:26,234 --> 01:24:27,279 Shots fired! 2138 01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:30,412 Assistance required! Help me, I'm gonna die! 2139 01:24:30,847 --> 01:24:32,588 [GUNSHOTS][SCREAMS] 2140 01:24:34,982 --> 01:24:37,767 Come on! Fucking come on! 2141 01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:41,467 Pow, pow, pow! You dickhead! 2142 01:24:42,163 --> 01:24:43,208 Take that, Leroy! 2143 01:24:43,599 --> 01:24:47,255 Pussio! Pussio, blud! Do your research about me! 2144 01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:49,301 Ya Black bastard! 2145 01:24:49,605 --> 01:24:51,129 Yippee ki yay! 2146 01:24:51,825 --> 01:24:53,000 [LAUGHS] 2147 01:24:53,870 --> 01:24:55,524 Pow! Pow! Pow! 2148 01:24:56,830 --> 01:24:57,744 [SCREAMS] 2149 01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:01,182 Hey, Tyreese, is that you, fam? I beg you help me, bro. 2150 01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:02,227 Man's in a hurry, innit? 2151 01:25:02,749 --> 01:25:05,186 You got my deets, innit? DM me! [SHRIEKS] 2152 01:25:05,317 --> 01:25:06,361 Tyreese, no! 2153 01:25:06,883 --> 01:25:08,711 Oh, Tyreese... Come on, Billy! 2154 01:25:08,885 --> 01:25:10,931 Where are ya? You're missing all the fun! 2155 01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:12,715 [BILL SCREAMS] 2156 01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:18,808 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 2157 01:25:18,939 --> 01:25:21,202 ♪ On a wa to dem On a wa to dem ♪ 2158 01:25:21,289 --> 01:25:23,987 ♪ Shotta fire to dem Shotta fire to dem ♪ 2159 01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:26,164 [both breathe heavily] 2160 01:25:26,294 --> 01:25:28,078 How you gonna dark me like that, man? 2161 01:25:28,209 --> 01:25:30,385 We're supposed to be brothers! How you set me up like that? 2162 01:25:30,472 --> 01:25:31,691 I didn't even do nothing, cuz. 2163 01:25:31,778 --> 01:25:33,171 I'd never dark you like that, fam. 2164 01:25:33,519 --> 01:25:35,912 Come on, bro. BFF, fam. 2165 01:25:36,391 --> 01:25:37,349 Best friends forever. 2166 01:25:37,697 --> 01:25:41,004 What? Allow that, that's moist, cuz. Ugh, man! 2167 01:25:41,135 --> 01:25:43,355 [GUNSHOT][OBJECTS CLATTERING] 2168 01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:44,921 [GASPS, BREATHING HEAVILY] 2169 01:25:45,095 --> 01:25:46,662 - You ready, fam? - I'm ready, fam. 2170 01:25:47,533 --> 01:25:52,842 [BOTH SCREAM] 2171 01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:54,670 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 2172 01:25:55,105 --> 01:25:56,194 - Click-clack. - Click-clack. 2173 01:25:57,586 --> 01:25:59,893 [GRUNTS][SCREAMS] 2174 01:26:00,589 --> 01:26:04,114 - Oh, blud, I've been shot. - Can everyone stop getting shot? 2175 01:26:04,332 --> 01:26:07,640 I'm gonna die. I can feel it. Tell Tamara I love her, cuz, 2176 01:26:07,727 --> 01:26:09,729 and tell her not to go out with anyone else if I die. 2177 01:26:09,816 --> 01:26:11,513 [EXHALES, SCREAMS] KANE: Shit. 2178 01:26:11,731 --> 01:26:12,732 Please don't die, fam. 2179 01:26:13,211 --> 01:26:15,996 [BREATHING HEAVILY] Man still owe Pinky 15 bags, cuz! 2180 01:26:16,344 --> 01:26:18,216 - Tamara! - Come on, get up. 2181 01:26:18,433 --> 01:26:20,261 You're gonna be fine but we gotta go right now. 2182 01:26:20,348 --> 01:26:22,481 RIKO: [GRUNTS] KANE: Come on, fam. 2183 01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:25,571 Go, fam, go! 2184 01:26:29,139 --> 01:26:30,315 Where you going, fam? 2185 01:26:30,663 --> 01:26:32,360 I told you them Riko and Kane, them man are wavy, boy. 2186 01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:34,275 - You don't listen, fam. - Shut up! 2187 01:26:35,189 --> 01:26:37,452 [SCREAMS] 2188 01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:41,848 Where is the love? We ask for more love in the world! 2189 01:26:43,284 --> 01:26:45,939 [GRUNTS, PANTS][BREATHES HEAVILY] 2190 01:26:47,201 --> 01:26:49,247 [RIKO BREATHES HEAVILY][TAMARA GRUNTS] 2191 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:50,552 SHOTTI: Oi! 2192 01:26:53,990 --> 01:26:55,731 Fucking pagans! 2193 01:26:59,039 --> 01:27:01,259 [SHOTTI GRUNTS][BODY THUDS] 2194 01:27:02,303 --> 01:27:03,173 Fuck your gang. 2195 01:27:03,913 --> 01:27:06,612 Man's got a new gang now. Riko and Kane. 2196 01:27:07,743 --> 01:27:09,223 - That's family. - Dwayne. 2197 01:27:09,528 --> 01:27:11,007 My guy![POLICE SIREN WAILING] 2198 01:27:11,530 --> 01:27:12,705 Oh, you man. 2199 01:27:13,401 --> 01:27:15,273 We gotta kick. Boydem will be here any second. 2200 01:27:26,371 --> 01:27:30,200 [POLICE SIREN WAILING][ENGINE REVS] 2201 01:27:34,422 --> 01:27:37,120 No one open fire unless authorized by me. 2202 01:27:37,207 --> 01:27:38,252 Is that clear? 2203 01:27:39,427 --> 01:27:40,298 Give me that. 2204 01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,825 - [EXHALES] Is that menthol? - Yes, ma'am. 2205 01:27:45,912 --> 01:27:47,261 Oh, you scumbag. 2206 01:27:55,225 --> 01:27:56,662 [DRAMATIC MUSIC CONCLUDES] 2207 01:27:56,749 --> 01:27:59,012 IAN: Whoo-hoo! Look at you now! [INHALES] 2208 01:27:59,229 --> 01:28:01,101 Answer me back! Ya can't, ya dead. 2209 01:28:01,449 --> 01:28:03,799 Look at you now, you're dead! You're dead! [LAUGHS] 2210 01:28:06,976 --> 01:28:09,588 What the fuck have you done, Ian? 2211 01:28:09,805 --> 01:28:10,980 M... Ma'am... 2212 01:28:11,459 --> 01:28:13,940 Me and Billy here have unfolded the case 2213 01:28:14,070 --> 01:28:15,507 of a situation of events 2214 01:28:15,637 --> 01:28:20,860 where guns, and drugs, and money was being used by criminals! 2215 01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:24,820 Bad guys, Black guys, Polish guys. 2216 01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:28,998 Decepticons, ma'am. Baddies. 2217 01:28:29,869 --> 01:28:32,524 Has he been smoking the evidence again, Billy? 2218 01:28:32,654 --> 01:28:35,440 No, ma'am. I don't think he has this time. 2219 01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:38,094 I have just spent the last two weeks 2220 01:28:38,747 --> 01:28:41,489 having interviews and meetings at head office 2221 01:28:41,663 --> 01:28:44,318 to clear the Met's name because you... 2222 01:28:45,406 --> 01:28:47,887 think it's okay to taser innocent Black men. 2223 01:28:48,278 --> 01:28:51,717 Oh, yeah, ma'am--Don't you wave that fucking thing at me! 2224 01:28:51,978 --> 01:28:53,066 You clown. 2225 01:28:53,632 --> 01:28:56,156 Do you know, I've had 18 complaints 2226 01:28:56,286 --> 01:28:58,593 regarding you and your "unorthodox" 2227 01:28:58,724 --> 01:29:01,161 and xenophobic methods of police work? 2228 01:29:02,467 --> 01:29:03,511 And yesterday... 2229 01:29:04,382 --> 01:29:08,211 a complaint about inappropriate sexual misconduct 2230 01:29:08,342 --> 01:29:11,389 with an ambulance worker! Again! 2231 01:29:12,738 --> 01:29:13,782 And now this! 2232 01:29:14,130 --> 01:29:16,959 [WEAPON CLATTERS] She's chatting shit, ma'am. 2233 01:29:17,133 --> 01:29:19,614 I didn't even touch her. All I did was... 2234 01:29:21,660 --> 01:29:22,965 [LAUGHS] 2235 01:29:23,401 --> 01:29:25,490 - What, that's all you did? - Yeah, ma'am, just that! 2236 01:29:25,664 --> 01:29:28,231 [LAUGHS] What? Just that? 2237 01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:31,365 What's wrong with that?[ALL LAUGH] 2238 01:29:31,539 --> 01:29:35,500 She must be a snowflake![ALL LAUGH] 2239 01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:37,893 But I tell you what, when I was starting out, 2240 01:29:38,024 --> 01:29:40,940 you never knew who was gonna slap your backside 2241 01:29:41,027 --> 01:29:42,376 from one minute to the next.[ALL LAUGH] 2242 01:29:42,507 --> 01:29:44,944 And it was character building, right? 2243 01:29:45,074 --> 01:29:48,469 [ALL LAUGH] Wrong! 2244 01:29:51,341 --> 01:29:54,344 Fucking wrong, you ridiculous prick. 2245 01:29:55,694 --> 01:29:57,347 She's an ambulance driver. 2246 01:29:57,435 --> 01:30:01,221 She sees horrific things all day long and you think... 2247 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:05,530 she needs to indulge your inappropriate schoolboy 2248 01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,445 little dick behavior. 2249 01:30:12,798 --> 01:30:14,974 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] Your time's up here. 2250 01:30:17,933 --> 01:30:20,762 You know, we see your type every day at work... 2251 01:30:22,024 --> 01:30:23,635 hear about you on the news. 2252 01:30:24,026 --> 01:30:28,466 Our mothers, sisters, daughters, friends... 2253 01:30:29,249 --> 01:30:31,730 they encounter you on a daily basis 2254 01:30:32,470 --> 01:30:35,603 but that ends now. 2255 01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:43,132 What were you thinking? Are you on crack? 2256 01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:46,309 I'm taking your badge. 2257 01:30:46,745 --> 01:30:48,616 You're fired.[PENSIVE MUSIC CONCLUDES] 2258 01:30:48,747 --> 01:30:52,359 - But... but, ma'am! - Go and get your shit and go! 2259 01:30:53,491 --> 01:30:56,102 Nobody likes you, Ian, you're a wanker. 2260 01:31:03,892 --> 01:31:06,068 [TASER BUZZING][SCREAMS] 2261 01:31:06,982 --> 01:31:08,549 [LAUGHS] 2262 01:31:09,289 --> 01:31:10,856 M... Me bollocks! [GRUNTS] 2263 01:31:10,943 --> 01:31:13,380 [CHAINSAW WHIRRING][THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING] 2264 01:31:16,949 --> 01:31:19,908 Here's Pudi! Oh, shit. 2265 01:31:22,258 --> 01:31:23,346 [GROWLS] 2266 01:31:25,044 --> 01:31:30,092 "Fifteen bags, bossman." "Riko and Kane." [SCOFFS] 2267 01:31:30,963 --> 01:31:32,181 "Click-clack"? 2268 01:31:35,794 --> 01:31:38,013 They paid me in fucking rupees! 2269 01:31:39,232 --> 01:31:41,060 Clever little fuckings. 2270 01:31:41,190 --> 01:31:43,715 Where the fuck are you two hidings, huh? 2271 01:31:43,802 --> 01:31:45,368 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 2272 01:31:46,761 --> 01:31:47,762 ♪ I need all dat 2273 01:31:48,763 --> 01:31:51,418 ♪ I need big bags only Ain't no money where y'all at ♪ 2274 01:31:52,419 --> 01:31:54,900 ♪ Yo, everybody walk down on me Everybody crawl back ♪ 2275 01:31:55,030 --> 01:31:58,120 ♪ Yo, I need all dat, yeah I need all dat ♪ 2276 01:31:58,338 --> 01:32:00,906 KANE: You already know from London to LA, baby! 2277 01:32:01,036 --> 01:32:02,124 Click-clack! 2278 01:32:02,342 --> 01:32:03,735 RIKO: Fam, stop doing that, man. 2279 01:32:03,822 --> 01:32:06,651 Sorry, man. I'm only gonna do this four more times! 2280 01:32:08,522 --> 01:32:09,567 Not gonna lie... 2281 01:32:10,045 --> 01:32:11,917 feels like I'm in a Disney film or something. 2282 01:32:12,395 --> 01:32:14,876 Like I'm Aladdin and you're my Princess Jasmine. 2283 01:32:15,355 --> 01:32:17,531 It's crazy. It feels like... 2284 01:32:18,532 --> 01:32:20,229 I dunno, like this is the part of the film 2285 01:32:20,316 --> 01:32:23,276 where the hero gets the girl. Like this is that moment. 2286 01:32:23,406 --> 01:32:24,494 The moment when they finally kiss 2287 01:32:24,756 --> 01:32:26,192 and nothing can stop it, d'you know what I mean? 2288 01:32:31,197 --> 01:32:32,459 Selfie gang![RECORD SCRATCH] 2289 01:32:32,590 --> 01:32:33,547 Take the picture for me. 2290 01:32:33,678 --> 01:32:34,896 Hey, Kane, Kane, Kane. 2291 01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:37,029 That's it, that's it. 2292 01:32:37,159 --> 01:32:38,639 And gang![CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 2293 01:32:39,858 --> 01:32:41,947 [UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 2294 01:32:43,035 --> 01:32:44,993 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2295 01:32:45,124 --> 01:32:47,039 ♪ Tell me why you can't Get out my business ♪ 2296 01:32:47,126 --> 01:32:49,694 ♪ This ain't no game Nah this is not no scrimmage ♪ 2297 01:32:49,781 --> 01:32:52,131 ♪ I'mma do everything just To say I did it ♪ 2298 01:32:52,218 --> 01:32:54,046 ♪ Say I did it, say I did it Uh ♪ 2299 01:32:54,133 --> 01:32:55,656 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2300 01:32:55,830 --> 01:32:57,527 ♪ Tell me why you can't get Out my business ♪ 2301 01:32:57,615 --> 01:33:00,356 ♪ This ain't no game nah This is not no scrimmage ♪ 2302 01:33:00,443 --> 01:33:02,750 ♪ I'mma do everything just To say I did it ♪ 2303 01:33:02,837 --> 01:33:04,099 ♪ Say I did it say I did it ♪ 2304 01:33:04,186 --> 01:33:05,492 ♪ Say I done it, say I won it ♪ 2305 01:33:05,579 --> 01:33:06,885 ♪ Know I'm always gon keep it A hundred ♪ 2306 01:33:06,972 --> 01:33:08,016 ♪ Never fronting Let's run away ♪ 2307 01:33:08,103 --> 01:33:09,104 ♪ With the way we running ♪ 2308 01:33:09,365 --> 01:33:10,715 ♪ New fit stunning Everybody says stuff ♪ 2309 01:33:10,802 --> 01:33:11,672 ♪ But it don't mean nothing ♪ 2310 01:33:11,890 --> 01:33:12,847 ♪ We don't listen To all that ♪ 2311 01:33:13,065 --> 01:33:14,327 ♪ That's the not way That we coming ♪ 2312 01:33:14,544 --> 01:33:16,764 ♪ Yeah we don't listen to all that we gon keep vibing ♪ 2313 01:33:16,851 --> 01:33:19,375 ♪ Just get loose and stop With all of the trying ♪ 2314 01:33:19,462 --> 01:33:21,900 ♪ We gon keep striving I am never lying ♪ 2315 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,118 ♪ You just gotta do you ♪ 2316 01:33:23,249 --> 01:33:25,730 ♪ You ain't gotta hide it Hide it nah ♪ 2317 01:33:25,860 --> 01:33:27,862 ♪ Yeah that's not the way That we coming yeah ♪ 2318 01:33:27,993 --> 01:33:30,517 ♪ Yeah you know I did it This is no discussion yeah ♪ 2319 01:33:30,604 --> 01:33:32,040 ♪ You know I wake up do It all again ♪ 2320 01:33:32,171 --> 01:33:33,041 ♪ No instruction yeah ♪ 2321 01:33:33,389 --> 01:33:34,913 ♪ Your time I take up Then I ball again ♪ 2322 01:33:35,043 --> 01:33:36,001 ♪ When I'm running yeah ♪ 2323 01:33:36,175 --> 01:33:37,524 ♪ And then I jump man We back again ♪ 2324 01:33:37,655 --> 01:33:38,743 ♪ Got your brain tied up ♪ 2325 01:33:39,134 --> 01:33:41,441 ♪ We take no break we go all in Like the game's tied up ♪ 2326 01:33:42,181 --> 01:33:43,573 ♪ Cuz you know That's what I do ♪ 2327 01:33:43,661 --> 01:33:45,010 ♪ Hit the right gap Like a runnin' back ♪ 2328 01:33:45,097 --> 01:33:46,838 ♪ Because I won't Ever lose like ♪ 2329 01:33:47,186 --> 01:33:49,014 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2330 01:33:49,144 --> 01:33:50,885 ♪ Tell me why You can't get out my business ♪ 2331 01:33:51,016 --> 01:33:53,758 ♪ This ain't no game nah This is not no scrimmage ♪ 2332 01:33:53,845 --> 01:33:56,195 ♪ I'mma do everything Just to say I did it ♪ 2333 01:33:56,325 --> 01:33:57,849 ♪ Say I did it Say I did it uh ♪ 2334 01:33:57,936 --> 01:33:59,807 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2335 01:33:59,894 --> 01:34:01,853 ♪ Tell me why You can't get out my business ♪ 2336 01:34:01,940 --> 01:34:04,769 ♪ This ain't no game nah This is not no scrimmage ♪ 2337 01:34:04,899 --> 01:34:06,901 ♪ I'mma do everything just To say I did it ♪ 2338 01:34:06,988 --> 01:34:08,207 ♪ Say I did it ♪ 2339 01:34:08,860 --> 01:34:10,513 ♪ Came to the game I was young and fresh ♪ 2340 01:34:10,644 --> 01:34:11,819 ♪ And ever so naive ♪ 2341 01:34:11,906 --> 01:34:13,212 ♪ Got a chance and I took that ♪ 2342 01:34:13,299 --> 01:34:15,344 ♪ And I share boy so on it From a YP ♪ 2343 01:34:15,431 --> 01:34:18,652 ♪ On a TV screen from 12 chosen But at the same time why me? ♪ 2344 01:34:18,783 --> 01:34:20,349 ♪ Sittin' in my hostel Smokin' weed ♪ 2345 01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:22,003 ♪ Eating chicken and chips And Chinese ♪ 2346 01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:23,613 ♪ Feeling depressed And I think too much ♪ 2347 01:34:23,701 --> 01:34:25,441 ♪ But that's what happens I'm a Pisces ♪ 2348 01:34:25,528 --> 01:34:27,226 ♪ Fighting demons daily I hate it ♪ 2349 01:34:27,313 --> 01:34:28,793 ♪ But I'm wavy Like the high seas ♪ 2350 01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,011 ♪ They say I've been a victim ♪ 2351 01:34:30,142 --> 01:34:31,230 ♪ But all the bullshit I've been through ♪ 2352 01:34:31,360 --> 01:34:32,361 ♪ That won't define me ♪ 2353 01:34:32,535 --> 01:34:33,972 ♪ I got called out Reacted badly ♪ 2354 01:34:34,102 --> 01:34:35,538 ♪ Yeah I got banned from the IG ♪ 2355 01:34:35,625 --> 01:34:37,584 ♪ But I let it all slide 'Cause at the same time ♪ 2356 01:34:37,671 --> 01:34:38,977 ♪ I can't believe Paramount Signed me ♪ 2357 01:34:39,064 --> 01:34:40,500 ♪ I'm tryna aim for the stars ♪ 2358 01:34:40,630 --> 01:34:42,763 ♪ Can't sit around, I gotta Be ready when my flight leaves ♪ 2359 01:34:42,937 --> 01:34:44,199 ♪ What's going on, my G? ♪ 2360 01:34:44,286 --> 01:34:45,766 ♪ I'm gonna save more money You will find me ♪ 2361 01:34:45,853 --> 01:34:47,550 ♪ I'm in the ends Couple goons right beside me ♪ 2362 01:34:47,637 --> 01:34:49,204 ♪ I don't give a shit About whoever don't like me ♪ 2363 01:34:49,291 --> 01:34:50,162 ♪ I'm past that ♪ 2364 01:34:50,423 --> 01:34:51,119 ♪ I feel happy I'm standing strong ♪ 2365 01:34:51,206 --> 01:34:52,120 ♪ Got my laugh back ♪ 2366 01:34:52,555 --> 01:34:53,600 ♪ I'm from the hood On the rolled out tarmac ♪ 2367 01:34:53,905 --> 01:34:55,341 ♪ Yeah, I been doing this ting From far back ♪ 2368 01:34:55,428 --> 01:34:56,821 ♪ And now I got investors Putting their money ♪ 2369 01:34:56,908 --> 01:34:58,083 ♪ Where their mouth is Aim to make P ♪ 2370 01:34:58,170 --> 01:34:59,127 ♪ Then half that ♪ 2371 01:34:59,432 --> 01:35:00,563 ♪ Yeah, I was online Just losing my mind ♪ 2372 01:35:00,781 --> 01:35:02,304 ♪ Yeah, that's what you call A TV car crash ♪ 2373 01:35:02,391 --> 01:35:03,436 ♪ It's a par, fam ♪ 2374 01:35:03,610 --> 01:35:05,090 ♪ All I wanna do Is just live my life ♪ 2375 01:35:05,177 --> 01:35:06,700 ♪ But I get so caught up At times ♪ 2376 01:35:06,787 --> 01:35:08,484 ♪ Impossible ladder That I must climb ♪ 2377 01:35:08,571 --> 01:35:10,269 ♪ But I'm just smiling Like I'm fine ♪ 2378 01:35:10,356 --> 01:35:11,923 ♪ And I'm just real Not tellin' no lies ♪ 2379 01:35:12,010 --> 01:35:13,663 ♪ But I've been moving Like I'm blind ♪ 2380 01:35:13,751 --> 01:35:15,317 ♪ Yeah I feel lost but still I try ♪ 2381 01:35:15,404 --> 01:35:17,145 ♪ Even though I'm low somehow I fly ♪ 2382 01:35:17,232 --> 01:35:18,712 ♪ All I wanna do Is start again ♪ 2383 01:35:18,843 --> 01:35:20,366 ♪ I was traumatized By the age of ten ♪ 2384 01:35:20,453 --> 01:35:22,107 ♪ Though I'm surrounded By good friends ♪ 2385 01:35:22,194 --> 01:35:23,848 ♪ Life gets hard When you can't pay rent ♪ 2386 01:35:23,935 --> 01:35:25,545 ♪ So I'm just here Tryna use my head ♪ 2387 01:35:25,632 --> 01:35:27,329 ♪ Can't take back all the words I've said ♪ 2388 01:35:27,416 --> 01:35:28,983 ♪ I don't wanna snap Like a broken leg ♪ 2389 01:35:29,114 --> 01:35:30,985 ♪ So I'm tryna stay calm And breathe instead ♪ 2390 01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:35,424 ♪ It's the next thing Yeah man I'm on set ♪ 2391 01:35:35,511 --> 01:35:36,599 ♪ I'm a big boy actor ♪ 2392 01:35:36,686 --> 01:35:38,079 ♪ But at the same time I'm directing ♪ 2393 01:35:38,166 --> 01:35:39,385 ♪ Writing films for a living ♪ 2394 01:35:39,602 --> 01:35:41,300 ♪ Me and Mikey went And got the sequel penned in ♪ 2395 01:35:41,387 --> 01:35:43,128 ♪ Still I gotta navigate through This bullshit ♪ 2396 01:35:43,258 --> 01:35:44,564 ♪ And there's no sign Of it ending ♪ 2397 01:35:44,694 --> 01:35:45,957 ♪ I was told down and out ♪ 2398 01:35:46,044 --> 01:35:47,872 ♪ Gotta spend the last ten years Resurrecting 2399 01:35:47,959 --> 01:35:49,090 ♪ But I gotta make my P now ♪ 2400 01:35:49,177 --> 01:35:50,048 ♪ Step it up ♪ 2401 01:35:50,396 --> 01:35:51,092 ♪ But the real life Still tempting ♪ 2402 01:35:51,745 --> 01:35:53,007 ♪ Yeah I'm trying To stay focused and be calm ♪ 2403 01:35:53,007 --> 01:35:54,356 ♪ I ain't even online venting 2404 01:35:54,487 --> 01:35:56,010 ♪ Been away, got my head right And I can't lie ♪ 2405 01:35:56,097 --> 01:35:57,664 ♪ My mind's gone through So much mending ♪ 2406 01:35:57,795 --> 01:35:59,144 ♪ No Insta Still on Twitter though ♪ 2407 01:35:59,274 --> 01:36:00,885 ♪ Fourteen years And my name's still trending ♪ 2408 01:36:00,972 --> 01:36:01,929 ♪ On a comeback ♪ 2409 01:36:02,277 --> 01:36:03,365 ♪ Yeah, manna been praying For my downfall ♪ 2410 01:36:03,626 --> 01:36:05,150 ♪ Wish bare hate But I still rise above that ♪ 2411 01:36:05,237 --> 01:36:06,455 ♪ Thought I was all washed up ♪ 2412 01:36:06,673 --> 01:36:08,414 ♪ But impossible rise From the dead I just done that ♪ 2413 01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:10,329 ♪ I'm trying to make changes But I'm still blazing ♪ 2414 01:36:10,416 --> 01:36:11,765 ♪ Council tenant I'm a scumbag ♪ 2415 01:36:11,852 --> 01:36:13,506 ♪ I'm in the hood just bunning My zoot with a gooz ♪ 2416 01:36:13,593 --> 01:36:14,812 ♪ Stay away from the gunman ♪ 2417 01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:15,987 ♪ Got to love that ♪ 2418 01:36:16,291 --> 01:36:17,553 ♪ I show love to the man And get love back ♪ 2419 01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:19,033 ♪ Can't sit around waiting Fuck that ♪ 2420 01:36:19,120 --> 01:36:20,687 ♪ Just grab my... say that ♪ 2421 01:36:20,818 --> 01:36:22,384 ♪ I'm a BAFTA award winner Trump that ♪ 2422 01:36:22,515 --> 01:36:24,038 ♪ Ain't begging no fen No bun that ♪ 2423 01:36:24,125 --> 01:36:25,648 ♪ The fake scarpered quick Watch 'em run back ♪ 2424 01:36:25,735 --> 01:36:26,867 ♪ My mind's untapped ♪ 2425 01:36:27,346 --> 01:36:28,651 ♪ Man are on a movement ting Can't sit around waiting ♪ 2426 01:36:28,738 --> 01:36:30,044 ♪ I'm not like them man yet ♪ 2427 01:36:30,131 --> 01:36:31,263 ♪ I see mandem hating ♪ 2428 01:36:31,393 --> 01:36:32,394 ♪ But I ain't even got To watch face ♪ 2429 01:36:32,481 --> 01:36:33,439 ♪ Let them man stare ♪ 2430 01:36:33,874 --> 01:36:35,354 ♪ Just creating vibes whole time For the fake ting ♪ 2431 01:36:35,484 --> 01:36:36,572 ♪ I wanna make that clear ♪ 2432 01:36:36,703 --> 01:36:37,965 ♪ I know life is a movie ♪ 2433 01:36:38,183 --> 01:36:40,054 ♪ And I'm still flying high, man I float in the air ♪ 2434 01:36:40,141 --> 01:36:41,839 ♪ Float in the air Float in the air...♪ 2435 01:36:44,972 --> 01:36:46,495 ♪ Watch face Let them man stare ♪ 2436 01:36:46,582 --> 01:36:50,282 ♪ Let man stare Let man stare, let man ♪ 2437 01:36:51,283 --> 01:36:52,937 ♪ Like them man there 2438 01:36:55,113 --> 01:36:56,636 Gangsta rizz about his vibez! 2439 01:36:56,723 --> 01:36:58,638 What you saying now, cuzzy? KANE: What you saying, boy? 2440 01:36:58,725 --> 01:37:00,248 KANE: What you saying, fam? RIKO: What you saying? 2441 01:37:00,335 --> 01:37:02,076 What you saying, fam? I was just jumping. 2442 01:37:02,207 --> 01:37:03,338 I was just jumping. 2443 01:37:03,469 --> 01:37:04,949 I was just jumping! Click-clack. 2444 01:37:05,123 --> 01:37:06,428 KANE: Click-clack. 2445 01:37:06,646 --> 01:37:09,954 [DRAMATIC MUSIC RISES, FADES]