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Wider.

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Wider, please.

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Why?

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Sorry, that's what
the director asked for.

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And you obey her every command?

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- A suggestion more
than a command.

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But feel free to try something
different if you so wish.

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Jan Stevens.

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Beginning as you mean
to go on, then?

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I just like to be in control
of how I'm portrayed.

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Don't we all?

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But may I suggest
a more conciliatory tone

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with our dossierge here.

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He's just doing his job.

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By God, you have strong breath.

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Sorry.

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DR.-
And an acute case of reflux.

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Which might explain
the extraordinary stench.

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You're just
experiencing heartburn

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or are there other problems?

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- Bloating, perhaps,
and...

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maybe wind?

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You mean flatulence?

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Yes.

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How unfortunate.

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Well, I can prescribe
something,

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and we can take a view on
how things are in a few weeks.

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But I suspect

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that one might do well to heed
the teachings of Hippocrates

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in this instance.

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What do you think?

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You do know Hippocrates?

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I know the name but...

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You're a writer and
you haven't read Hippocrates?

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- I'm just a hack.

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And hacks don't read?

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Well, maybe I've read something,

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but I can't remember right now

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with this anxiety
and these problems.

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"Let food be thy medicine."

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Remarkable how such a simple
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can last through the centuries.

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But besides a sensible diet,

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it might serve you well not to
eat too close to your bedtime.

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And if you raise your pillow,
it might prevent any

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excess acid from surging
and making you

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whispered about unfavorably
by your boss.

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Thank you.

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DR.- And I trust that
this bill will go to her?

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Yes.

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The life of a hack.

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I know several writers
who would claim

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that such work is beneath them.

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You must know some
wealthy writers, then.

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DR.- I couldn't imagine
anything worse than your job.

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Having to humor and indulge
a different set

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of feckless faux provocateurs
each month.

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Still, one might argue that
it can't be any worse

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than peering into foul-smelling
orifices for a living.

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Sorry.

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And who's in residence
this month?

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Silence from an audience
was always my fear.

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And anything I could do to break
that silence

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became more important
than anything else.

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To hear a laugh, a gasp,

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a cry, or even a protest

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was validation.

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To taste their shock is
to be controlled by it.

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And, with that, the need to go
further and further

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into oblivion.

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Cooking and performing
is always a hazard.

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I could tell you about
countless accidents

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with other collectives here.

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This was not an accident.

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- Why?

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- Because the applause
would be ecstatic.

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The pain was an insignificance.

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You don't see?

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I'm not a performer.

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Yes, but you write.

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You're still looking
for validation.

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If I hear the sound
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I'm content.

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Maybe you'd feel differently
if it was your work.

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Why don't you try?

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Some might argue that even
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has some imprint
from the writer.

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So, there is something of you
in what you write about me?

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And how much of you is in this?

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- You mean the performance?

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Everything.

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And Billy and Lamina?

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- They're here to realize
what's in me.

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And that's how they see it?

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- Not quite.

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Sometimes they try to put
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especially Lamina.

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- But you're a collective?

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Every collective
needs a leader.

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And, besides, I could
replace them

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and nothing would change.

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And you want to replace them?

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We'll see.

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I love them...

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but sometimes love can mean
more by walking away.

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- Wouldn't it be easier
to compromise?

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No.

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That's what they all say
when they come in here.

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I thought you believed
in creative freedom.

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To a degree.

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But give anyone too much freedom
in anything

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and it's often
counterproductive.

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I wish you luck, Director.

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I'm not going to steamroller
over her,

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and I'm not going to
give her notes

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for the sake of giving notes,

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but if I feel something is going
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I need to voice it.

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It's not as if I haven't
given free rein

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to other Sonic Caterers.

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Has she decided on a name?

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Elle and The Fatty Acids,

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but she wants to sleep on it.

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She really has to decide
before we go to print.

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She can't keep changing
her mind like this.

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Jan Stevens.

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- We don't take kindly
to being ignored.

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They're still not
leaving you alone?

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Jan Stevens.

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- Nobody rejects us
and lives to tell the tale!

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"Make sure the table is laid
in a tasteful manner

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and the condiments are..."

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What?

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They're waiting for you.

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Tell them I'm not ready.

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It's just a speech.

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It's not like it's a big deal.

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Oh, really?

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I'll remind you of that
when it's your turn.

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Yeah. Whatever.

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And, Billy...

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applaud with enthusiasm
this time.

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Okay?

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"Always remember to put a beer
in the fridge."

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For a journalist,
you don't talk much.

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I'm not really a journalist.

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I'm just hired
to document things here.

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So, what would I call you then?

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Jan Stevens calls me
"the dossierge."

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And what would you
call yourself?

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I don't know.

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I write.

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- Write what?

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Thoughts, feelings...

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questions.

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You mean stories?

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I don't know if you can
call them stories.

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And where can I read those

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"thoughts, feelings,
and questions"?

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You'd have to burgle me
to read them.

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- Why don't you
get them published?

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I tried, but it's not easy.

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Meanwhile, I need to make
some money, so...

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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?

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It gives me great pleasure
to introduce

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our first after-dinner speech
of the residency.

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Whilst we mostly encourage
the artistic pursuit

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of alimentary
and culinary salvation

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to be done as
public performance,

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the after-dinner speech
offers more relaxed,

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convivial surroundings

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in which to continue
our investigation

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into an array
of interculinary disciplines

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and experiment with anecdotes,
or just simple ideas

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that maybe wouldn't work
on a less intimate canvas.

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Elle di Elle's speech,
she tells me, will --

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- "Speech" is maybe

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too reductive a term
for what I'm about to do.

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For what I will read
is found text and it comes

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from an old house-making manual
that belonged to my mother.

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"Edna May's Supper School."

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"Lively recipes and fun tips
to preserve your man's love."

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As a child, I wanted to be
the model housewife

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and this book was my bible

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until I began to question
what I was reading.

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I once saw my mother wipe away
a tear in the kitchen,

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and she tried to pretend
it was the onions,

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but I could see how tired
she was compared to my father,

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who was often pretending
to work upstairs,

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but just masturbating
to the Tennis Ladies' Annual.

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Edna May was
what every woman knew

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their spouses wanted them to be.

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However, it wasn't clear
if that woman on the cover

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was this mythical Edna May

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or even if there ever
was an Edna May,

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since the perspective
in the book

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was very much in favor
of a man's comfort,

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which made me question
who wrote it.

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And what if this Edna May
genuinely enjoyed cooking?

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Does that look like
a real smile to you?

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Personally, I think you're
reading too much into it.

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Maybe that's her subtle way of
subverting those patriarchal

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commandments in the book.

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A chink in her smile.

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That's not a chink.

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That's a genuine,
heartfelt smile.

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You're merely projecting
your own resentful ideology

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onto the poor woman's face.

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Just as thousands
of men projected

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their bone idle
and selfish ideology

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onto that poor woman's face,

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trying to turn their wives
into an Edna May.

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Generations of us were led to
believe by these men, Dr. Glock,

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that our role was only
in the kitchen.

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My mum never cooked.

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It shows.

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See, just by that comment,

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you imply that it's only
a woman's job to do such tasks.

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I suppose you never read
about the Minoans?

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So I should
put a sock in my mouth

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just because they tried it
the matriarchal way

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thousands of years ago?

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Both of my parents cooked
and they never counted who --

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This is an after-dinner speech,
not a debate!

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If you all allow me to read you

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"Edna May's Ten Commandments
of the Kitchen"

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on page nine,

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then you can decide
for yourselves

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whether it was written
by a woman or a man,

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and, if by a woman,

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was that something
she really believed in?

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Why are you smiling?

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Me?

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Smiling in appreciation.

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Don't let me hold you back.

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Be a good chap and pass me
the mint sauce would you?

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- "One.

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Keep a small notepad

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in your handbag
for grocery lists, chores,

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and friendly reminders
from your husband.

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Two.
Get to know your local grocer

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so you can be primed
for the best quality food.

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Three.

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Remember to don a
figure-hugging dress for when

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your husband returns
tired from work.

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Four.

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Make sure the table is laid
in a tasteful manner

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and that condiments are within
easy reach for your husband.

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Five.

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00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,385
Always remember to put a beer
in the fridge

267
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,749
for when your husband
gets thirsty

268
00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:22,290
after his drive home from work.

269
00:17:22,325 --> 00:17:25,557
Six. Get some fresh air
by walking round the block

270
00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:29,297
or call on your neighbor to
indulge in some local gossip.

271
00:17:29,332 --> 00:17:30,892
Seven.

272
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:34,335
Good posture makes you look more
attractive when serving food

273
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:37,239
and lowers the risk
of back pain.

274
00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:38,306
Eight.

275
00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:40,209
Time spent cooking is time

276
00:17:40,244 --> 00:17:43,377
in which you can dream about
the things you want out of life,

277
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:46,446
even if they might
not be possible.

278
00:17:46,481 --> 00:17:48,184
Nine.

279
00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:51,319
Notice amusing and delightful
events during your day

280
00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:54,322
and recount them to your husband
during suppertime.

281
00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:56,555
He'll be appreciative.

282
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,392
Ten.

283
00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:01,725
If, after following these
kitchen commandments,

284
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:05,267
you find yourself unable to
please your husband,

285
00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:07,269
seek medical advice
from your doctor

286
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:10,338
and take the pills
he gives you."

287
00:18:10,373 --> 00:18:11,603
Thank you for listening

288
00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:13,605
to my wonderful
after-dinner speech.

289
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,771
Whoo!

290
00:18:20,779 --> 00:18:22,482
Sorry.

291
00:18:29,788 --> 00:18:31,392
Whew.

292
00:18:38,665 --> 00:18:40,533
I'm sorry.

293
00:18:43,274 --> 00:18:44,768
I couldn't take it in there.

294
00:18:47,938 --> 00:18:50,774
Why?

295
00:18:50,809 --> 00:18:53,843
You try living with her for days
on end and you'll see.

296
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,556
Ah, there he is.

297
00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:04,821
You missed the review.

298
00:19:04,856 --> 00:19:06,526
All manner of meta

299
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:09,991
and contra-patriarchal
points made in your absence.

300
00:19:10,026 --> 00:19:12,268
The previous dossierge Jan hired

301
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:14,303
would never have been
so disrespectful.

302
00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:16,833
I'm sorry.
I just needed some air.

303
00:19:16,868 --> 00:19:19,407
Pills not working?

304
00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:20,936
Let's see.

305
00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:30,880
So...

306
00:19:30,915 --> 00:19:32,750
you're still flatulent,
old bean?

307
00:19:32,785 --> 00:19:35,819
Flatulent?
Who's flatulent?

308
00:19:35,854 --> 00:19:37,788
Nobody's flatulent.

309
00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:39,988
Just some indigestion.

310
00:19:40,023 --> 00:19:41,462
You haven't touched your food.

311
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:43,299
You'd know all about that.

312
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,306
Fasting, are we?

313
00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:52,869
I've noticed three days now
and you're hardly eating.

314
00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:57,940
"They say it is three days now
that her lips have fasted,

315
00:19:57,975 --> 00:20:03,451
that she has kept her body
pure from Demeter's grain."

316
00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:05,618
Could you please pass me
the bread?

317
00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:08,654
I take it
that didn't ring a bell?

318
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,854
-Sorry?
-Phaedra's fasting.

319
00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:13,054
"Hippolytus" -- Euripides.

320
00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:17,696
You haven't read Euripides?

321
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,963
What did he just say?

322
00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:31,875
- What happened?

323
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:33,745
- The Mangrove Snacks.

324
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,912
Who are the Mangrove Snacks?

325
00:20:35,947 --> 00:20:38,453
They applied for the residency.

326
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,081
They didn't get it.

327
00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:41,852
And this is how they respond?

328
00:20:41,887 --> 00:20:43,986
- Happens all
the time, this kind of thing.

329
00:20:44,021 --> 00:20:46,890
For every culinary collective
I offer a residency to,

330
00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:49,860
a dozen others give me hell
for rejecting them.

331
00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:53,028
I have a whole folder filled
with poison pen letters.

332
00:20:53,063 --> 00:20:55,030
I'm sorry.

333
00:20:55,065 --> 00:20:56,900
I'm used to it, sadly.

334
00:20:56,935 --> 00:20:58,539
Why did you reject them?

335
00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:01,641
I don't like what they do
to terrapins.

336
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:04,479
So, you only chose me
because I'm vegetarian?

337
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,515
I'm not going to get drawn
on my selection process.

338
00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:09,044
All I will say is it involves

339
00:21:09,079 --> 00:21:12,817
a huge amount of thought
and responsibility.

340
00:21:12,852 --> 00:21:14,588
I'll ignore your facile comment

341
00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:18,053
since we welcome carnivores
as much as herbivores.

342
00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:20,429
Ultimately.
I'd consider the Mangrove Snacks

343
00:21:20,464 --> 00:21:21,760
if they actually had any talent,

344
00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:23,597
only, for your exclusive
information,

345
00:21:23,632 --> 00:21:25,764
they can't even
do transgression very well.

346
00:21:25,799 --> 00:21:28,503
If it was me,
I'd grab The Mangrove Snacks

347
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,703
by their shriveled
little testicles and --

348
00:21:30,738 --> 00:21:32,408
Can we leave it, please?

349
00:21:32,443 --> 00:21:34,036
I'd rather focus on our trip
to the shops tomorrow.

350
00:21:34,071 --> 00:21:35,807
Yes, but we're dealing
with rascals here.

351
00:21:35,842 --> 00:21:38,480
If it was me, I'd make a stew
out of their lousy --

352
00:21:38,515 --> 00:21:40,141
I said!

353
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:50,118
♪♪

354
00:21:50,153 --> 00:21:53,462
You're in the shops.

355
00:21:53,497 --> 00:21:56,465
You're looking around.

356
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:00,029
Items all around you.

357
00:22:00,064 --> 00:22:03,934
Maybe you need some tomatoes
for that soup.

358
00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:06,541
Squeeze them to make sure
they're ripe.

359
00:22:10,547 --> 00:22:12,613
You're pushing
your trolley along,

360
00:22:12,648 --> 00:22:13,713
looking around,

361
00:22:13,748 --> 00:22:16,584
and there's Mrs. Chieveley.

362
00:22:16,619 --> 00:22:18,146
You don't really like her,

363
00:22:18,181 --> 00:22:20,522
but a quick nod of the head
will suffice,

364
00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:24,460
and that will allow you to
proceed to the dairy counter.

365
00:22:24,495 --> 00:22:26,693
Maybe you could ask the cheese
laddie can slice you

366
00:22:26,728 --> 00:22:29,894
a few hundred grams of Taleggio
and he can wrap it up for you.

367
00:22:29,929 --> 00:22:32,567
He licks his fingers before
taking the wrapping

368
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,129
and you don't really like that,

369
00:22:34,164 --> 00:22:37,704
but you're too polite
to say anything.

370
00:22:37,739 --> 00:22:40,608
Put the cheese back
in your trolley

371
00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:43,105
and head to the spice cabinet.

372
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:46,680
Some herbes de Provence
to sprinkle on the soup.

373
00:22:46,715 --> 00:22:52,147
But wait, there's nothing
like that here.

374
00:22:52,182 --> 00:22:56,558
Look surprised, look bereft.

375
00:22:56,593 --> 00:22:58,791
A little more bereft.

376
00:22:58,826 --> 00:23:00,925
That's it.

377
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,026
But it's time to move on.

378
00:23:03,061 --> 00:23:07,195
There's a promotion stall
and some samples.

379
00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:10,132
Avocado paste
on a crispy rye base

380
00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:13,069
sprinkled with
piment d'espelette.

381
00:23:13,104 --> 00:23:15,038
You can try one.

382
00:23:15,073 --> 00:23:18,074
Hmm, tastes good.

383
00:23:18,109 --> 00:23:20,208
And you try your luck
and take another sample,

384
00:23:20,243 --> 00:23:23,013
hoping the vendor
won't make any comments.

385
00:23:23,048 --> 00:23:25,785
But the guilt makes you choke.

386
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:27,787
Oh, no...

387
00:23:27,822 --> 00:23:30,086
time for the Heimlich Maneuver.

388
00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:32,759
That's it. Harder.

389
00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:34,563
Harder.

390
00:23:34,598 --> 00:23:35,993
Harder.

391
00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:42,703
♪♪

392
00:23:42,738 --> 00:23:44,771
Congratulations.

393
00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:46,234
Now pay for your items.

394
00:23:46,269 --> 00:23:52,075
♪♪

395
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,648
At what age did you decide

396
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:55,815
you wanted to be in
a culinary collective?

397
00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:58,081
My whole life.

398
00:23:58,116 --> 00:24:01,084
It seemed ungraspable
for an underdog like me,

399
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,251
but I had to find a way.

400
00:24:03,286 --> 00:24:05,759
I remember, as a child,
when I'd sit with my parents

401
00:24:05,794 --> 00:24:08,597
watching sonic caterers
on the television,

402
00:24:08,632 --> 00:24:10,566
and I was transfixed
by the intensity

403
00:24:10,601 --> 00:24:13,833
and the deliberation of sound.

404
00:24:13,868 --> 00:24:16,638
But it felt ridiculous
to dream of something

405
00:24:16,673 --> 00:24:18,838
that everyone wanted to do.

406
00:24:18,873 --> 00:24:22,578
It was indoctrinated in us from
an early age that certain

407
00:24:22,613 --> 00:24:25,306
callings in life
were beyond our reach,

408
00:24:25,341 --> 00:24:30,817
especially if, like me, you went
to a run-down school.

409
00:24:30,852 --> 00:24:32,918
And what gave you
the conviction?

410
00:24:32,953 --> 00:24:35,822
- Only one thing.

411
00:24:35,857 --> 00:24:39,991
The memory of Miss Lindenson
dying at my birthday party.

412
00:24:41,764 --> 00:24:44,996
She was my kindergarten teacher
and she was allergic to nuts,

413
00:24:45,031 --> 00:24:49,605
and the kitchen staff didn't pay
attention when making the cake.

414
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,741
A big, chocolate wonder cake.

415
00:24:53,776 --> 00:24:58,779
She went into anaphylactic shock
as soon as she ate her slice.

416
00:24:58,814 --> 00:25:00,847
Her face started to swell up

417
00:25:00,882 --> 00:25:03,619
and the other children
started to laugh,

418
00:25:03,654 --> 00:25:06,688
thinking how comical it looked.

419
00:25:06,723 --> 00:25:10,021
I screamed for help and
she started to gasp for breath.

420
00:25:10,056 --> 00:25:11,891
The other teacher
called an ambulance,

421
00:25:11,926 --> 00:25:13,959
but nothing could
save her in time.

422
00:25:17,063 --> 00:25:19,360
How something so tasty for me

423
00:25:19,395 --> 00:25:22,363
that could be so deadly for her

424
00:25:22,398 --> 00:25:27,170
completely changed the way
I thought about food.

425
00:25:27,205 --> 00:25:29,172
I'm sorry.

426
00:25:29,207 --> 00:25:32,241
All this is in her honor.

427
00:25:32,848 --> 00:25:34,749
Yes.

428
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:28,935
♪♪

429
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:37,075
♪♪

430
00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:45,215
♪♪

431
00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:53,355
♪♪

432
00:26:57,064 --> 00:27:03,838
♪♪

433
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:10,746
♪♪

434
00:27:22,452 --> 00:27:31,932
♪♪

435
00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:40,303
♪♪

436
00:27:42,373 --> 00:27:45,143
♪♪

437
00:27:47,378 --> 00:27:56,957
♪♪

438
00:27:56,992 --> 00:28:06,362
♪♪

439
00:28:06,397 --> 00:28:15,976
♪♪

440
00:28:17,408 --> 00:28:22,147
I've never been so embarrassed
in my whole life.

441
00:28:22,182 --> 00:28:24,281
They'll think
we are amateurs now.

442
00:28:24,316 --> 00:28:26,987
I wouldn't be so hard
on yourself.

443
00:28:27,022 --> 00:28:28,824
It's your first performance.

444
00:28:28,859 --> 00:28:30,892
But he had it right
in rehearsals.

445
00:28:30,927 --> 00:28:32,091
So, it's all my fault, is it?

446
00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:33,829
It's not my thing
that went wrong.

447
00:28:33,864 --> 00:28:35,325
- Yeah, pretending to be
a dead pig --

448
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,899
even a toddler can do that

449
00:28:37,934 --> 00:28:40,528
You try going naked on stage
with all those people.

450
00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:42,101
You think it's easy?

451
00:28:42,136 --> 00:28:43,971
Congratulations, all of you.

452
00:28:44,006 --> 00:28:45,434
Jan Stevens.

453
00:28:45,469 --> 00:28:48,503
Sorry, we're just trying
to work out what went wrong.

454
00:28:48,538 --> 00:28:50,043
- Why "sorry"?

455
00:28:50,078 --> 00:28:52,243
I thought it was
very involving --

456
00:28:52,278 --> 00:28:54,608
a promising first concert.

457
00:28:54,643 --> 00:28:56,852
Wonderful, in fact.

458
00:28:56,887 --> 00:29:00,152
Could've been much better
if he knew how to press buttons.

459
00:29:00,187 --> 00:29:02,187
You're on a residency.

460
00:29:02,222 --> 00:29:03,452
Remember that.

461
00:29:03,487 --> 00:29:05,388
The whole point of a residency

462
00:29:05,423 --> 00:29:08,259
is to allow space
for trial and error.

463
00:29:08,294 --> 00:29:10,998
It's the last concert
that counts.

464
00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:13,462
Everything leading up to that
is just practice.

465
00:29:13,497 --> 00:29:16,003
The audience understand.

466
00:29:16,038 --> 00:29:17,070
They liked it?

467
00:29:17,105 --> 00:29:18,566
They loved it.

468
00:29:18,601 --> 00:29:20,568
Isn't that right, Stones?

469
00:29:20,603 --> 00:29:23,505
They had a good time, yes.

470
00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:27,179
And now they're waiting
to pay tribute.

471
00:29:27,214 --> 00:29:28,246
Really?

472
00:29:28,281 --> 00:29:29,610
Really.

473
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:31,447
They're outside.

474
00:29:31,482 --> 00:29:33,218
What shall I do?

475
00:29:35,255 --> 00:29:36,958
Send them in.

476
00:29:40,931 --> 00:29:43,426
♪♪

477
00:29:51,535 --> 00:29:57,011
♪♪

478
00:29:57,046 --> 00:30:02,313
♪♪

479
00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:52,000
♪♪

480
00:31:56,462 --> 00:32:02,367
♪♪

481
00:32:02,402 --> 00:32:08,307
♪♪

482
00:32:10,575 --> 00:32:16,216
♪♪

483
00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:21,716
♪♪

484
00:32:24,589 --> 00:32:29,592
♪♪

485
00:32:29,627 --> 00:32:31,066
- It only occurred to me

486
00:32:31,101 --> 00:32:32,628
when I was caught up
in the blender,

487
00:32:32,663 --> 00:32:35,631
but Elle and the Artificial
Additives could be a name.

488
00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:37,600
- It gets worse
with each suggestion.

489
00:32:37,635 --> 00:32:40,669
- Well, what about Elle,
Lamina, and Billy?

490
00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:45,476
- So, only you're allowed
to be named?

491
00:32:45,511 --> 00:32:47,643
I found the group and, besides,
I take the --

492
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:53,451
No.

493
00:32:53,486 --> 00:32:54,683
That was your fault.

494
00:32:54,718 --> 00:32:56,190
- How can it be
my fault when --

495
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,357
-- Guys!
-- A calamity.

496
00:32:58,392 --> 00:32:59,589
- It'll dry by the morning.

497
00:32:59,624 --> 00:33:01,492
What are you talking about?
It's oil!

498
00:33:01,527 --> 00:33:03,263
It's a death trap.

499
00:33:03,298 --> 00:33:05,364
Nobody will be using
the stairs tonight.

500
00:33:05,399 --> 00:33:06,695
We can't leave it like this

501
00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:08,334
unless you want to find
cracked skulls

502
00:33:08,369 --> 00:33:10,534
and broken necks in the morning.

503
00:33:10,569 --> 00:33:13,240
Maybe Technical Assistant Wim
can deal with it?

504
00:33:13,275 --> 00:33:14,868
No, it's late.
Let's not disturb him.

505
00:33:14,903 --> 00:33:16,441
Nonsense, that's his job.

506
00:33:16,476 --> 00:33:18,773
-Youngster!
-No.

507
00:33:18,808 --> 00:33:21,644
-You deal with it.
-Why don't we all deal with it?

508
00:33:21,679 --> 00:33:25,120
Let's find something
and clean this up.

509
00:33:25,155 --> 00:33:26,649
- I'll get a mop.

510
00:33:29,456 --> 00:33:30,719
Are you okay?

511
00:33:30,754 --> 00:33:32,160
I don't feel good.

512
00:33:32,195 --> 00:33:34,657
It'll take all night
to clear this.

513
00:33:34,692 --> 00:33:36,428
Maybe we could find
some other mops

514
00:33:36,463 --> 00:33:38,265
and then it won't take so long.

515
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,267
It's oil. Oil on stairs.

516
00:33:40,302 --> 00:33:44,238
A mop alone is not enough.
We need hot water and soap.

517
00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:45,701
A mop is just
going to spread --

518
00:33:45,736 --> 00:33:48,737
Okay, okay. I don't need to
hear this any more.

519
00:33:48,772 --> 00:33:50,343
What's wrong?

520
00:33:50,378 --> 00:33:52,147
I feel faint.

521
00:33:52,182 --> 00:33:53,676
Don't listen to her, Stones.

522
00:33:53,711 --> 00:33:55,315
Anything to get out
of a bit of work.

523
00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:57,680
-Look at her, she's --
-Stones!

524
00:33:57,715 --> 00:33:59,682
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.

525
00:33:59,717 --> 00:34:01,684
One of us can take you back.

526
00:34:01,719 --> 00:34:03,323
And what about Billy and me?

527
00:34:03,358 --> 00:34:06,854
If I let go, she will fall.

528
00:34:06,889 --> 00:34:08,856
Welcome to our world.

529
00:34:08,891 --> 00:34:12,299
- With all the
collectives that come here,

530
00:34:12,334 --> 00:34:15,632
my duty is first
and foremost to support

531
00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,173
and nurture their vision.

532
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,835
The practicalities of realizing
an idea in front

533
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:24,839
of an audience can be a shock
to the system.

534
00:34:24,874 --> 00:34:27,710
The gulf between the head
and the reality of the stage

535
00:34:27,745 --> 00:34:29,283
can be forbidding

536
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:30,713
and often requires
shepherding by someone

537
00:34:30,748 --> 00:34:32,253
who can lead the way --

538
00:34:32,288 --> 00:34:33,881
- We are our own
harshest critics,

539
00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:36,455
and we have these discussions
by ourselves.

540
00:34:36,490 --> 00:34:37,885
- I appreciate that,

541
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,228
but as someone
who is supporting you,

542
00:34:40,263 --> 00:34:43,726
I would very much like to be
involved in those conversations.

543
00:34:43,761 --> 00:34:45,728
How?

544
00:34:45,763 --> 00:34:48,368
-By guiding you.
-Hm.

545
00:34:48,403 --> 00:34:51,305
I can see you're independent
and strong-willed,

546
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:54,473
and I can adjust my notes
accordingly.

547
00:34:54,508 --> 00:34:56,244
We don't need notes.

548
00:34:56,279 --> 00:34:57,839
- I understand
you don't need notes,

549
00:34:57,874 --> 00:35:00,512
but the Institute's money
is funding this,

550
00:35:00,547 --> 00:35:03,350
and I expect something
in return.

551
00:35:03,385 --> 00:35:05,352
What you get in return is this.

552
00:35:05,387 --> 00:35:06,980
Everything we are doing.

553
00:35:07,015 --> 00:35:09,356
I'm just asking for you
to engage.

554
00:35:09,391 --> 00:35:11,721
Form your own
culinary collective, then.

555
00:35:11,756 --> 00:35:13,624
You go out and do this
and see

556
00:35:13,659 --> 00:35:15,956
how you feel when someone else
comes along

557
00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:17,529
and tells you what to do.

558
00:35:17,564 --> 00:35:19,366
And how about
you don't accept my support

559
00:35:19,401 --> 00:35:21,500
if you don't like the terms?

560
00:35:21,535 --> 00:35:23,370
This is still your vision.

561
00:35:23,405 --> 00:35:27,440
I'm just asking you
to change a few things.

562
00:35:27,475 --> 00:35:29,475
So, it's your idea
of my vision?

563
00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:32,379
You don't even
know what the notes are yet.

564
00:35:32,414 --> 00:35:34,381
Maybe they won't be
so unpalatable.

565
00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:36,977
That's not the point.
It's the principle.

566
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:40,882
So, even if you agree
with a note, you won't do it?

567
00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:42,389
Correct.

568
00:35:42,424 --> 00:35:43,852
I'm not a big note person

569
00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:47,361
compared to my forebears
who have held this role.

570
00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:48,725
I respect the artist,

571
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,661
but if I strongly disagree
with something,

572
00:35:50,696 --> 00:35:53,499
I will expect you
to at least engage.

573
00:35:53,534 --> 00:35:55,028
But you said it was
wonderful last night.

574
00:35:55,063 --> 00:35:56,535
Yes, it was wonderful,

575
00:35:56,570 --> 00:35:59,538
but that doesn't mean
we can't discuss.

576
00:35:59,573 --> 00:36:02,002
I found out what was wrong
with the ring modulator.

577
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:04,411
It wasn't the ring modulator.

578
00:36:04,446 --> 00:36:07,876
I'm talking about the first half
when everything was working.

579
00:36:07,911 --> 00:36:12,584
It's your use of a flanger
I want to discuss.

580
00:36:12,619 --> 00:36:13,882
What's a flanger?

581
00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:15,587
It's an electronic device

582
00:36:15,622 --> 00:36:17,655
that mixes two signals
resulting in a phase shift.

583
00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:19,426
You didn't like it?

584
00:36:19,461 --> 00:36:21,362
- I think it should
be on a lower setting.

585
00:36:21,397 --> 00:36:22,627
Just fractionally.

586
00:36:22,662 --> 00:36:23,991
- Why?

587
00:36:24,026 --> 00:36:25,630
When you alter the sound
that much,

588
00:36:25,665 --> 00:36:28,028
you lose all connection
to the activity.

589
00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:30,899
But that's the whole point
of what we do.

590
00:36:30,934 --> 00:36:33,671
Why do it if it remains
in the culinary context?

591
00:36:33,706 --> 00:36:36,674
And why do it if it's completely
divorced from it?

592
00:36:36,709 --> 00:36:38,841
Then it's just sonic
without the catering.

593
00:36:38,876 --> 00:36:41,547
So, you want catering
without the sonic?

594
00:36:41,582 --> 00:36:44,880
The best collectives here
stretched the elastic

595
00:36:44,915 --> 00:36:47,817
of their culinary sounds
as far as they could,

596
00:36:47,852 --> 00:36:49,390
but there was always
a connection

597
00:36:49,425 --> 00:36:51,326
to the source material.

598
00:36:51,361 --> 00:36:54,428
A semblance of what the sound
once was.

599
00:36:54,463 --> 00:36:55,726
We can take it out, man.

600
00:36:55,761 --> 00:36:57,893
It only lasted a few seconds,
anyway.

601
00:36:57,928 --> 00:36:59,730
No.

602
00:36:59,765 --> 00:37:00,896
Then mix it down?

603
00:37:00,931 --> 00:37:03,437
No.

604
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:04,867
Are you going to
give in that easily?

605
00:37:04,902 --> 00:37:06,506
You hardly notice it either way.

606
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,101
That's not the point.

607
00:37:08,136 --> 00:37:10,543
- You didn't even know
what a flanger was a minute ago.

608
00:37:10,578 --> 00:37:12,006
I thought she said badger.

609
00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,481
I'm just trying to
protect your vision.

610
00:37:14,516 --> 00:37:16,417
- Can we discuss this
another time?

611
00:37:16,452 --> 00:37:19,915
You're ruining my graphic score
with all this flanger nonsense.

612
00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:21,884
If that's the case,

613
00:37:21,919 --> 00:37:25,085
stop what you're doing
and engage with us.

614
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,527
Come on, Elle.

615
00:37:27,562 --> 00:37:29,089
I'm the boss!

616
00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:38,373
- How much say do you
have in the band?

617
00:37:38,408 --> 00:37:40,001
I don't know.

618
00:37:40,036 --> 00:37:41,772
I mean, Elle's the boss.

619
00:37:41,807 --> 00:37:43,774
But she can't do
anything technical.

620
00:37:43,809 --> 00:37:46,579
So, that's down to us.

621
00:37:46,614 --> 00:37:48,911
She says what she likes,
what she doesn't like.

622
00:37:48,946 --> 00:37:51,617
But sometimes she doesn't
explain herself very well,

623
00:37:51,652 --> 00:37:54,389
which leads to things
sounding the way they do

624
00:37:54,424 --> 00:37:55,918
because of a misunderstanding.

625
00:37:55,953 --> 00:37:58,525
In fact, I'd say
misunderstanding between us

626
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,396
is probably
the key to our sound.

627
00:38:01,431 --> 00:38:04,795
And what made you want to be
a Sonic Caterer?

628
00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:06,797
I don't know.

629
00:38:06,832 --> 00:38:08,865
Something you just fell into?

630
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:11,934
- I only really knew
what I didn't want to do.

631
00:38:11,969 --> 00:38:15,069
My parents sent me
to this expensive school

632
00:38:15,104 --> 00:38:16,939
to help with my table manners,

633
00:38:16,974 --> 00:38:20,580
and it wasn't really a world
that I understood.

634
00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:22,978
I wanted something else.

635
00:38:23,013 --> 00:38:25,145
Like what?

636
00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:27,180
I don't know, like...

637
00:38:27,215 --> 00:38:30,689
I liked making things.

638
00:38:30,724 --> 00:38:33,054
I liked soldering things.

639
00:38:33,089 --> 00:38:36,090
I like making noises.

640
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:40,501
It didn't really have much
purpose until Elle came along.

641
00:38:40,536 --> 00:38:42,866
And what was the purpose?

642
00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:44,098
- She had ambition.

643
00:38:44,133 --> 00:38:47,508
She had ideas.

644
00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:48,641
It's like she could
channel something

645
00:38:48,676 --> 00:38:52,744
that was aimless in me.

646
00:38:52,779 --> 00:38:54,647
And she just --
She would make things happen.

647
00:38:54,682 --> 00:38:58,783
She had the confidence to do
things one hundred percent-ly.

648
00:38:58,818 --> 00:39:01,885
And she was -- she was fun
to be around, you know.

649
00:39:03,988 --> 00:39:06,989
In what way?

650
00:39:07,024 --> 00:39:10,124
She would pinch my nipples.

651
00:39:10,159 --> 00:39:14,733
And what happened
when she did that?

652
00:39:14,768 --> 00:39:17,802
I don't know, it felt good.

653
00:39:17,837 --> 00:39:21,740
She would say some exciting
things and I'd, you know, I'd --

654
00:39:21,775 --> 00:39:23,940
I'd fiddle with myself a bit.

655
00:39:23,975 --> 00:39:27,009
We had -- We had this game
called The Finger Game

656
00:39:27,044 --> 00:39:29,682
where she'd fiddle
with herself too

657
00:39:29,717 --> 00:39:33,653
and then I'd sniff her fingers.

658
00:39:33,688 --> 00:39:35,853
But it was never anything
more than that,

659
00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:39,186
in case it compromised
her artistic integrity.

660
00:39:39,221 --> 00:39:42,827
And what about
your artistic integrity?

661
00:39:45,832 --> 00:39:48,635
I don't know, I mean...

662
00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:52,034
we got lots made
during that time.

663
00:39:52,069 --> 00:39:54,003
I suppose we didn't think about
what our behavior

664
00:39:54,038 --> 00:39:55,774
meant until afterwards.

665
00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:58,172
So, it didn't last with Elle?

666
00:39:58,207 --> 00:40:00,614
I mean, we got bored.

667
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:03,518
I mean, we would, sort of,
frisk out when we were bored,

668
00:40:03,553 --> 00:40:06,279
then we got bored of frisking
when we were bored.

669
00:40:06,314 --> 00:40:08,083
So...

670
00:40:08,118 --> 00:40:09,953
Was it just the two of you
in the band then?

671
00:40:09,988 --> 00:40:13,055
No. There was this other guy
who was doing electronics,

672
00:40:13,090 --> 00:40:17,928
but they fell out because
of dietary differences.

673
00:40:17,963 --> 00:40:19,732
-Meat?
-Yeah.

674
00:40:19,767 --> 00:40:22,636
I mean, anyone caught eating
meat in our band is dead.

675
00:40:24,002 --> 00:40:27,641
DR.- And deep breath.

676
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,676
And hold.

677
00:40:31,339 --> 00:40:33,713
Good.

678
00:40:33,748 --> 00:40:35,682
And again.

679
00:40:35,717 --> 00:40:38,553
And hold.

680
00:40:38,588 --> 00:40:40,852
I can't even see the tail
of your pancreas,

681
00:40:40,887 --> 00:40:43,756
what with all the globules
of gas obscuring it.

682
00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:46,627
Who would've thought that
flatulence could look so dainty?

683
00:40:46,662 --> 00:40:48,222
- So, what now?

684
00:40:48,257 --> 00:40:53,128
Throw away the pills and come in
for some more examinations.

685
00:40:53,163 --> 00:40:54,899
Don't look so alarmed.

686
00:40:54,934 --> 00:40:57,132
You just need a few tubes
to go down you

687
00:40:57,167 --> 00:41:00,839
and up you if we're going to get
to the bottom of this.

688
00:41:00,874 --> 00:41:02,709
If the inflammation carries
on like this,

689
00:41:02,744 --> 00:41:06,339
you aren't going to have
any bowels left to fart out of.

690
00:41:06,374 --> 00:41:08,341
Am I going to die?

691
00:41:08,376 --> 00:41:10,277
DR.-
Of course you're going to die.

692
00:41:10,312 --> 00:41:13,181
Name me a living thing
that isn't going to die.

693
00:41:13,216 --> 00:41:15,249
I mean...

694
00:41:15,284 --> 00:41:16,921
prematurely.

695
00:41:22,665 --> 00:41:24,566
I'll be okay, won't I?

696
00:41:31,971 --> 00:41:40,813
♪♪

697
00:41:40,848 --> 00:41:49,690
♪♪

698
00:41:49,725 --> 00:41:52,385
You're in the shops.

699
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:54,629
Billy and Lamina,

700
00:41:54,664 --> 00:41:57,027
you're a happy couple
pushing your weekend trolley

701
00:41:57,062 --> 00:41:59,128
down the aisle.

702
00:41:59,163 --> 00:42:02,967
You bought some nice ingredients
for your bourgeois frittata.

703
00:42:03,002 --> 00:42:06,036
But to save time, Billy,

704
00:42:06,071 --> 00:42:09,908
you should head to the check-out
soon to reserve your place,

705
00:42:09,943 --> 00:42:12,647
and then Lamina
can continue the shopping,

706
00:42:12,682 --> 00:42:13,978
pretending she forgot something

707
00:42:14,013 --> 00:42:16,882
and then bring items
back to the trolley.

708
00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:19,148
It's a good idea.

709
00:42:19,183 --> 00:42:22,085
You see Elle heading
towards you,

710
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,692
and even though she only has
a jar of saffron dust

711
00:42:24,727 --> 00:42:26,287
for her amuse-bouche,

712
00:42:26,322 --> 00:42:28,124
you make sure you beat her
to the till

713
00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:31,930
with your half-full trolley.

714
00:42:31,965 --> 00:42:33,866
Lamina, you can
continue shopping

715
00:42:33,901 --> 00:42:35,230
as long as you remember
to look like

716
00:42:35,265 --> 00:42:38,002
you forgot something each time.

717
00:42:38,037 --> 00:42:41,973
Elle, you will
roll your eyes now

718
00:42:42,008 --> 00:42:43,810
but maybe give her the benefit
of the doubt

719
00:42:43,845 --> 00:42:46,813
when she returns
with the Gruyère cheese.

720
00:42:46,848 --> 00:42:50,080
Lamina, pretend to look
annoyed with yourself

721
00:42:50,115 --> 00:42:53,380
as you remember there is
just one more thing to buy.

722
00:42:53,415 --> 00:42:55,217
Go off and find it.

723
00:42:55,252 --> 00:42:56,922
Elle, glare at her

724
00:42:56,957 --> 00:43:01,322
when she returns with
the quatre épices spice mix.

725
00:43:01,357 --> 00:43:04,094
She's gone again to grab
a packet of party sticks

726
00:43:04,129 --> 00:43:06,261
and a ready-made Tarte Tatin.

727
00:43:09,772 --> 00:43:11,706
Elle,
you've reached boiling point,

728
00:43:11,741 --> 00:43:15,072
but you're still
holding it together.

729
00:43:15,107 --> 00:43:16,711
Billy and Lamina,

730
00:43:16,746 --> 00:43:19,780
you've paid for your items
and bagged them up.

731
00:43:19,815 --> 00:43:21,474
You may now exit the shop

732
00:43:21,509 --> 00:43:23,212
and leave your trolley
by the till

733
00:43:23,247 --> 00:43:25,918
for someone else to deal with.

734
00:43:25,953 --> 00:43:27,381
Elle,

735
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,219
the trolley left in your way
is the last straw.

736
00:43:30,254 --> 00:43:32,892
Push it towards them

737
00:43:32,927 --> 00:43:34,960
and unleash your rage.

738
00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:41,802
♪♪

739
00:43:51,308 --> 00:43:52,978
- So...

740
00:43:53,013 --> 00:43:57,213
This was on
my school field trip.

741
00:43:57,248 --> 00:44:00,282
And I had just turned 14,

742
00:44:00,317 --> 00:44:06,255
and the way I saw things
was starting to change.

743
00:44:06,290 --> 00:44:07,927
Because I went to
an all-boys' school.

744
00:44:07,962 --> 00:44:11,194
And at home it was just
my brother and my dad.

745
00:44:11,229 --> 00:44:14,428
My mum was always away
directing and stuff.

746
00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:18,806
So, the whole female idea
was a bit of a mystery to me

747
00:44:18,841 --> 00:44:21,468
until I went on this trip,

748
00:44:21,503 --> 00:44:23,811
and at the hotel we were at,

749
00:44:23,846 --> 00:44:27,507
there was this egg station
in the breakfast parlor.

750
00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:30,048
And if you wanted an omelet,
you would go and you'd queue up.

751
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,786
And you would --

752
00:44:31,821 --> 00:44:34,888
you'd ask this lady to cook
one up for you.

753
00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:36,923
And...

754
00:44:36,958 --> 00:44:38,892
she was...

755
00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:43,996
she was blonde and curvaceous,
you know.

756
00:44:44,031 --> 00:44:49,199
And she had this uniform
which kind of accentuated

757
00:44:49,234 --> 00:44:51,201
her curvaceous figure.

758
00:44:51,236 --> 00:44:53,874
I mean, she was probably
about as old as my mum.

759
00:44:53,909 --> 00:44:56,338
And I knew she'd never
really be interested in me,

760
00:44:56,373 --> 00:44:58,307
but I thought if I ordered
an omelet,

761
00:44:58,342 --> 00:45:01,376
maybe it'll start
some conversation.

762
00:45:01,411 --> 00:45:05,248
I never -- I never actually got
to know her name.

763
00:45:05,283 --> 00:45:06,953
I only --

764
00:45:06,988 --> 00:45:10,088
I only knew her as the egg lady.

765
00:45:10,123 --> 00:45:13,223
And I remember, I remember
dreaming about her.

766
00:45:13,258 --> 00:45:16,094
Squatting over my face

767
00:45:16,129 --> 00:45:18,866
and laying an egg
into my mouth.

768
00:45:18,901 --> 00:45:22,397
You know, I fell in love.

769
00:45:22,432 --> 00:45:24,102
And I know everyone says
that it can't be love

770
00:45:24,137 --> 00:45:26,236
if you've only ordered
an omelet, but it was love.

771
00:45:26,271 --> 00:45:29,602
And I've never felt feelings
that powerful

772
00:45:29,637 --> 00:45:31,340
since for anyone.

773
00:45:32,607 --> 00:45:34,310
And --

774
00:45:34,345 --> 00:45:36,851
Be a good chap and pass me
the mint sauce, would you?

775
00:45:45,928 --> 00:45:47,224
And, yeah, and then,

776
00:45:47,259 --> 00:45:49,490
after, it was on
the third day,

777
00:45:49,525 --> 00:45:52,130
I realized that if you asked her

778
00:45:52,165 --> 00:45:55,133
to sprinkle onions
on your omelet,

779
00:45:55,168 --> 00:45:57,069
it would involve her
bending forward

780
00:45:57,104 --> 00:45:59,005
to scoop them
out of the onion tub.

781
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,008
And that was when
Tom Pithers saw me

782
00:46:02,043 --> 00:46:03,878
looking down her blouse

783
00:46:03,913 --> 00:46:06,441
and told Mr. Rollinson.

784
00:46:06,476 --> 00:46:08,179
There was already
some discussion at the table

785
00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:11,050
as to why I was always queuing
at the egg station,

786
00:46:11,085 --> 00:46:13,646
but I think
this new evidence damned me.

787
00:46:13,681 --> 00:46:15,318
Mr. Rollinson fell out of temper

788
00:46:15,353 --> 00:46:18,255
and he hit me at the table
in front of everyone.

789
00:46:18,290 --> 00:46:19,520
I remember he, sort of,
got me by the head

790
00:46:19,555 --> 00:46:21,291
and rammed me down...

791
00:46:21,326 --> 00:46:24,162
five or six times, quite hard.

792
00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:28,265
And I remember seeing
Matt Hornsley and Glen Rogers

793
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,563
sniggering at the whole thing.

794
00:46:29,598 --> 00:46:31,301
And then, on the last hit,

795
00:46:31,336 --> 00:46:34,634
it knocked over the glass
of milk that was on the table.

796
00:46:34,669 --> 00:46:37,945
And it made my ear,
this ear, pop

797
00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:39,309
and I lost my balance.

798
00:46:39,344 --> 00:46:41,344
And I've always heard things
a bit differently

799
00:46:41,379 --> 00:46:43,049
out of that ear.

800
00:46:43,084 --> 00:46:45,579
And Elle taught me to see it
as an advantage.

801
00:46:45,614 --> 00:46:47,482
DR.- Never mind your ears.

802
00:46:47,517 --> 00:46:51,354
What we all want to know
is do you still eat omelet?

803
00:46:51,389 --> 00:46:53,059
No.

804
00:46:53,094 --> 00:46:56,095
A terrible shame, young lad.

805
00:46:56,130 --> 00:46:58,328
All because of a formative
psycho-sexual trauma,

806
00:46:58,363 --> 00:47:01,694
you're missing out on
a vital source of vitamin D.

807
00:47:01,729 --> 00:47:04,004
-I get it from the sun.
-DR.- The sun?

808
00:47:04,039 --> 00:47:05,566
What about winter?

809
00:47:05,601 --> 00:47:07,634
Unless you're an Oracle retiring
from the Temple of Apollo

810
00:47:07,669 --> 00:47:10,703
during the coldest months,
you need your vitamin D

811
00:47:10,738 --> 00:47:13,948
if you don't want your bones
to get all rickety.

812
00:47:13,983 --> 00:47:16,181
You do know about the Oracles?

813
00:47:16,216 --> 00:47:17,952
You're an Oracle of stupid.

814
00:47:17,987 --> 00:47:19,514
Now, everyone.

815
00:47:24,356 --> 00:47:28,193
Oracle of stupidity.

816
00:47:28,228 --> 00:47:30,690
You didn't tell me that
was going to be your speech.

817
00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:32,395
So what?

818
00:47:32,430 --> 00:47:34,001
- It'd just be nice to be
across these things

819
00:47:34,036 --> 00:47:37,400
in order for us to have
a consistency of vision.

820
00:47:37,435 --> 00:47:39,006
- What do you mean
by consistency?

821
00:47:39,041 --> 00:47:42,075
What do I mean by consistency?

822
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:45,375
By consistency, I mean
not undermining my speech

823
00:47:45,410 --> 00:47:48,180
which was all about
male domestic oppression.

824
00:47:48,215 --> 00:47:50,413
Everything you said dismantled
the polemics, the irony, the --

825
00:47:50,448 --> 00:47:52,514
At least mine was personal.

826
00:47:52,549 --> 00:47:55,583
So sexually objectifying women
cooking for men is fine

827
00:47:55,618 --> 00:47:57,057
as long as it's personal?

828
00:47:57,092 --> 00:47:58,520
Can we go to sleep?

829
00:47:58,555 --> 00:48:00,588
So, you don't believe there is
such a thing

830
00:48:00,623 --> 00:48:03,162
as male domestic oppression?

831
00:48:03,197 --> 00:48:04,526
Of course, I believe
there is such a thing

832
00:48:04,561 --> 00:48:06,726
as male domestic oppression,

833
00:48:06,761 --> 00:48:09,036
but what also needs
to be spoken about

834
00:48:09,071 --> 00:48:12,204
is Elle-creative oppression.

835
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,140
- "What about,"
"what about," "what about."

836
00:48:14,175 --> 00:48:16,076
-Not "what about."
-You're straying from the topic.

837
00:48:16,111 --> 00:48:17,605
- Okay, back on topic.

838
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,080
I have another household tip
you could've incorporated

839
00:48:20,115 --> 00:48:22,676
into your next
after-dinner speech.

840
00:48:22,711 --> 00:48:24,546
Staying up all night mopping up

841
00:48:24,581 --> 00:48:27,120
extra virgin olive oil
from the staircase

842
00:48:27,155 --> 00:48:29,188
while the person who spilled it
can walk away from it all

843
00:48:29,223 --> 00:48:32,554
without even uttering
a thank you.

844
00:48:32,589 --> 00:48:33,588
- Thank you, Lamina.

845
00:48:33,623 --> 00:48:35,128
- And Billy.

846
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:36,426
Thank you, Billy.

847
00:48:36,461 --> 00:48:38,494
And don't forget
to thank Stones.

848
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:45,633
What is he doing in there?

849
00:48:45,668 --> 00:48:47,701
- He practically lives
in that toilet.

850
00:48:48,836 --> 00:48:52,673
He keeps denying
there's anything wrong.

851
00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:55,181
Well, there is something wrong.

852
00:48:55,216 --> 00:48:57,183
I hear him fart at night.

853
00:48:57,218 --> 00:48:59,185
Whenever he thinks
we're asleep,

854
00:48:59,220 --> 00:49:02,584
he lets them slide out,
one after the other.

855
00:49:02,619 --> 00:49:04,751
- And you never fart?

856
00:49:04,786 --> 00:49:06,423
-Not as much as that.
-- Can you stop?

857
00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:09,195
I'm trying to sleep.

858
00:49:09,230 --> 00:49:11,164
How many times do you fart?

859
00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:12,627
Never. I don't fart.

860
00:49:12,662 --> 00:49:14,464
- Of course you fart.

861
00:49:14,499 --> 00:49:16,532
Have you ever heard me fart?

862
00:49:16,567 --> 00:49:18,072
- No.

863
00:49:18,107 --> 00:49:20,503
But it's biologically impossible
not to fart.

864
00:49:20,538 --> 00:49:22,670
- There's a lot of things
biologically impossible

865
00:49:22,705 --> 00:49:24,342
when it comes to Elle.

866
00:49:24,377 --> 00:49:27,411
They say the average person
farts around 14.5 --

867
00:49:27,446 --> 00:49:28,544
-He's coming!

868
00:49:45,398 --> 00:49:47,134
Are you okay?

869
00:49:50,370 --> 00:49:53,206
You know, I was reading
about cloves.

870
00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,175
They dispel the air
from the intestine

871
00:49:55,210 --> 00:49:57,474
in a nice, gentle,
and noiseless way.

872
00:50:00,314 --> 00:50:04,250
- I've been talking
to Dr. Glock.

873
00:50:04,285 --> 00:50:05,812
And what does he say?

874
00:50:08,289 --> 00:50:10,256
He wants to do some tests.

875
00:51:12,716 --> 00:51:18,819
♪♪

876
00:51:18,854 --> 00:51:25,199
♪♪

877
00:51:36,905 --> 00:51:45,615
♪♪

878
00:51:45,650 --> 00:51:48,519
- How did you meet her?

879
00:51:48,554 --> 00:51:53,425
She was balling my dad.

880
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:55,658
And my mum came back from
a film shoot in the jungle

881
00:51:55,693 --> 00:51:59,596
and caught her
pinching his nipples.

882
00:51:59,631 --> 00:52:01,829
She tried to pretend she was
scratching a mosquito bite,

883
00:52:01,864 --> 00:52:04,370
but my mum saw right through it.

884
00:52:04,405 --> 00:52:06,438
I mean, she knew a thing or two
about mosquitoes

885
00:52:06,473 --> 00:52:08,671
after shooting in the jungle.

886
00:52:08,706 --> 00:52:12,345
So, my mum moved out,
Elle moved in.

887
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:13,775
It kind of didn't
really matter to me

888
00:52:13,810 --> 00:52:15,381
'cause I never saw my mum anyway

889
00:52:15,416 --> 00:52:17,878
and kind of hated her for it.

890
00:52:17,913 --> 00:52:20,452
And in a way --

891
00:52:20,487 --> 00:52:21,684
In a way, I was happy,

892
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,753
'cause I finally
landed myself a mum

893
00:52:24,788 --> 00:52:26,590
who'd be around a bit more.

894
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:30,495
So, she became your mother?

895
00:52:30,530 --> 00:52:32,860
Kind of.

896
00:52:32,895 --> 00:52:37,469
I mean, she left the cooking
for my dad like my mum did.

897
00:52:37,504 --> 00:52:39,801
But the fact we kind of
fiddled around sometimes

898
00:52:39,836 --> 00:52:42,507
maybe unmothered things
between us.

899
00:52:44,577 --> 00:52:48,513
In a way, I think Elle needed
a father figure

900
00:52:48,548 --> 00:52:52,044
after years of being away
at boarding school.

901
00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:55,817
She told me she went
to a run-down school.

902
00:52:55,852 --> 00:52:58,820
Maybe she meant
the hockey changing rooms.

903
00:52:58,855 --> 00:53:02,054
I remember her saying
those needed doing up.

904
00:53:02,089 --> 00:53:03,561
And Lamina?

905
00:53:03,596 --> 00:53:05,893
She just went to
a regular school, I think.

906
00:53:05,928 --> 00:53:08,896
No, I mean,
how did you meet her?

907
00:53:08,931 --> 00:53:11,635
Oh.

908
00:53:11,670 --> 00:53:13,406
She worked at a restaurant,

909
00:53:13,441 --> 00:53:15,969
and then Elle got into
a fight there,

910
00:53:16,004 --> 00:53:18,840
and they ended up getting
involved with each other.

911
00:53:18,875 --> 00:53:20,974
Lamina's really secretive
about food,

912
00:53:21,009 --> 00:53:22,415
and Elle found that fascinating,

913
00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:26,012
but then she got
too secretive and Elle --

914
00:53:26,047 --> 00:53:27,981
Elle got bored.

915
00:53:28,016 --> 00:53:29,752
But, you know, by that point,

916
00:53:29,787 --> 00:53:31,457
all sorts of things had
already happened between them,

917
00:53:31,492 --> 00:53:33,393
and they ended up
hating each other.

918
00:53:33,428 --> 00:53:35,593
But that's not really
anything new between us.

919
00:53:35,628 --> 00:53:38,332
We all kind of hate
each other anyway.

920
00:53:38,367 --> 00:53:40,400
Even though we do
need each other.

921
00:53:44,736 --> 00:53:50,707
♪♪

922
00:53:50,742 --> 00:53:56,680
♪♪

923
00:54:22,103 --> 00:54:31,484
♪♪

924
00:54:31,519 --> 00:54:40,658
♪♪

925
00:54:40,693 --> 00:54:49,931
♪♪

926
00:55:03,210 --> 00:55:04,913
Mind if I join you?

927
00:55:10,855 --> 00:55:12,954
How are you finding
your time here?

928
00:55:18,467 --> 00:55:20,632
Has Elle decided on a name yet?

929
00:55:24,737 --> 00:55:26,473
And the flanger?

930
00:55:32,613 --> 00:55:34,107
You don't look happy.

931
00:55:41,787 --> 00:55:44,117
It's hard to eat and talk.

932
00:55:44,152 --> 00:55:45,459
Why?

933
00:55:45,494 --> 00:55:47,021
Most people manage.

934
00:55:50,224 --> 00:55:51,993
Maybe I have a small mouth.

935
00:55:52,028 --> 00:55:53,731
Really?

936
00:55:53,766 --> 00:55:55,502
Let me see.

937
00:55:56,802 --> 00:55:58,538
Not now.

938
00:55:58,573 --> 00:56:00,067
Show me.

939
00:56:07,681 --> 00:56:10,616
That doesn't look small to me.

940
00:56:10,651 --> 00:56:12,211
Here...

941
00:56:12,246 --> 00:56:14,081
let's compare sizes.

942
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:24,696
You see?

943
00:56:24,731 --> 00:56:25,994
Almost the same.

944
00:56:26,964 --> 00:56:28,733
A perfect match, even.

945
00:56:34,202 --> 00:56:37,577
Haven't you read that thing
enough times?

946
00:56:37,612 --> 00:56:38,875
Mind if I borrow it?

947
00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:41,713
Oh, you look a little lost
without it.

948
00:56:44,553 --> 00:56:47,785
It's just something to hold.

949
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:50,249
And what if I gave you
something else to hold?

950
00:56:52,825 --> 00:56:55,155
I think Elle's waiting
for me out there.

951
00:56:55,190 --> 00:56:56,662
Oh, really?

952
00:56:56,697 --> 00:56:58,829
And you do everything Elle says?

953
00:56:58,864 --> 00:57:00,226
She's the boss.

954
00:57:00,261 --> 00:57:02,261
And how does that make you feel?

955
00:57:04,573 --> 00:57:07,002
I just make my noises.

956
00:57:07,037 --> 00:57:10,302
I was reading about you
and your noises.

957
00:57:10,337 --> 00:57:11,842
Yeah?

958
00:57:11,877 --> 00:57:14,911
You gave an interview, remember?

959
00:57:14,946 --> 00:57:16,143
Oh, yeah.

960
00:57:16,178 --> 00:57:18,013
I read it with great interest,

961
00:57:18,048 --> 00:57:20,818
and at times
I thought to myself,

962
00:57:20,853 --> 00:57:22,688
"This can't be true."

963
00:57:25,286 --> 00:57:27,022
Do you know something?

964
00:57:32,733 --> 00:57:35,932
I always wanted to be
an egg lady.

965
00:57:35,967 --> 00:57:38,704
You could queue up
for an omelet...

966
00:57:38,739 --> 00:57:41,707
and I'd serve you first.

967
00:57:41,742 --> 00:57:43,269
Cheers.

968
00:58:00,926 --> 00:58:02,794
-Jan Stevens...
-It's okay.

969
00:58:02,829 --> 00:58:04,895
It's okay.

970
00:58:04,930 --> 00:58:06,798
I need you, Billy.

971
00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:10,032
Ever since I first met you,
I've been thinking about you.

972
00:58:10,067 --> 00:58:11,330
I know I need to be
professional,

973
00:58:11,365 --> 00:58:12,837
but I can't stop thinking
about you,

974
00:58:12,872 --> 00:58:15,037
and I know you feel
the same about me.

975
00:58:27,953 --> 00:58:30,690
Jan Stevens.

976
00:58:30,725 --> 00:58:32,384
Why are you doing this?

977
00:59:17,398 --> 00:59:20,806
I do wonder sometimes if you're
perpetuating an archetype

978
00:59:20,841 --> 00:59:24,645
of epicurean toxicity
with all this culinary hysteria.

979
00:59:26,715 --> 00:59:28,209
I don't want to give the public
the impression

980
00:59:28,244 --> 00:59:31,410
we're espousing any kind
of dysfunctional

981
00:59:31,445 --> 00:59:34,083
alimentary ideology.

982
00:59:34,118 --> 00:59:35,887
- So, what do you want?

983
00:59:35,922 --> 00:59:37,350
The happy chefs?

984
00:59:37,385 --> 00:59:40,023
You know, what I would
appreciate is for you

985
00:59:40,058 --> 00:59:42,894
to take some of
my ideas on board.

986
00:59:42,929 --> 00:59:45,699
Just because I'm not involved in
the making of your sacred art

987
00:59:45,734 --> 00:59:48,768
doesn't mean my ideas
lack validity.

988
00:59:48,803 --> 00:59:50,737
You don't have to agree
with everything,

989
00:59:50,772 --> 00:59:53,432
but to dismiss every opinion
of mine out of hand

990
00:59:53,467 --> 00:59:55,940
when I've chosen to fund you
and promote you

991
00:59:55,975 --> 00:59:57,436
above dozens of others

992
00:59:57,471 --> 00:59:59,108
reeks of entitlement

993
00:59:59,143 --> 01:00:02,045
rather than your perceived
notion of integrity.

994
01:00:07,987 --> 01:00:11,153
Okay, we are all ears.

995
01:00:11,188 --> 01:00:12,924
That's all I wanted to say.

996
01:00:12,959 --> 01:00:15,025
There are critical forces
beyond me out there,

997
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:16,488
believe it or not,

998
01:00:16,523 --> 01:00:18,864
and to make you aware of them
is part of my job,

999
01:00:18,899 --> 01:00:22,494
even if you choose
not to subscribe to them.

1000
01:00:22,529 --> 01:00:24,771
-And that flanger --
-The flanger is staying.

1001
01:00:24,806 --> 01:00:27,235
- I'm just asking you
to turn it down a notch.

1002
01:00:27,270 --> 01:00:29,875
You can keep
the epicurean toxicity,

1003
01:00:29,910 --> 01:00:32,108
but indulge me on
the flanger, please.

1004
01:00:38,017 --> 01:00:39,720
Stones.

1005
01:00:41,856 --> 01:00:43,515
Stones.

1006
01:00:43,550 --> 01:00:45,352
- What?

1007
01:00:45,387 --> 01:00:47,090
Are you okay?

1008
01:00:49,391 --> 01:00:51,094
- No.

1009
01:00:53,461 --> 01:00:55,868
Just go back to bed.

1010
01:00:55,903 --> 01:00:58,431
There's nothing you can do.

1011
01:00:58,466 --> 01:01:01,907
Any news about the tests?

1012
01:01:01,942 --> 01:01:04,305
- No.

1013
01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:06,043
Maybe tomorrow.

1014
01:01:06,078 --> 01:01:09,244
He's got another test planned.

1015
01:01:09,279 --> 01:01:10,982
I'm sorry.

1016
01:01:13,415 --> 01:01:16,922
- Is it okay
to say I'm scared?

1017
01:01:16,957 --> 01:01:18,517
It's okay.

1018
01:01:18,552 --> 01:01:21,322
- I know.

1019
01:01:21,357 --> 01:01:23,192
Stones?

1020
01:01:23,227 --> 01:01:26,063
It will be okay.

1021
01:01:26,098 --> 01:01:27,628
I know it.

1022
01:01:31,499 --> 01:01:33,235
You heard me?

1023
01:01:35,602 --> 01:01:44,279
♪♪

1024
01:01:44,314 --> 01:01:53,024
♪♪

1025
01:01:53,059 --> 01:02:01,527
♪♪

1026
01:02:01,562 --> 01:02:10,239
♪♪

1027
01:02:10,274 --> 01:02:18,951
♪♪

1028
01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:27,487
♪♪

1029
01:02:27,522 --> 01:02:36,265
♪♪

1030
01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:49,850
- That flanger.

1031
01:02:52,151 --> 01:02:55,889
What about it?

1032
01:02:55,924 --> 01:02:59,387
Did you talk to her about it?

1033
01:02:59,422 --> 01:03:01,961
She's not going to
change anything.

1034
01:03:01,996 --> 01:03:04,623
Once she decides something,
there's nothing you can do.

1035
01:03:04,658 --> 01:03:06,229
And if I try and say anything,

1036
01:03:06,264 --> 01:03:09,298
she just shouts
and accuses me of something.

1037
01:03:11,401 --> 01:03:14,138
Maybe you should think
about slapping her, then.

1038
01:03:16,604 --> 01:03:19,242
Well, don't say I told you,

1039
01:03:19,277 --> 01:03:21,013
but a quick slap
always does the trick.

1040
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,446
It might shock her out of
her entrenched arrogance.

1041
01:03:27,681 --> 01:03:31,056
And what if you muted
the flanger?

1042
01:03:31,091 --> 01:03:32,552
Chances are
she won't notice anyway

1043
01:03:32,587 --> 01:03:34,554
what with all
the other noise going on.

1044
01:03:38,329 --> 01:03:41,231
You don't know
how angry she gets.

1045
01:03:41,266 --> 01:03:44,366
And she'll notice now she knows
what a flanger is.

1046
01:03:44,401 --> 01:03:46,335
Just try it.

1047
01:03:51,309 --> 01:03:53,606
I don't know.

1048
01:03:53,641 --> 01:03:56,378
I don't want to start
a fight and...

1049
01:03:58,118 --> 01:04:01,152
You will turn the flanger off.

1050
01:04:01,187 --> 01:04:02,648
I will turn the flanger off.

1051
01:04:02,683 --> 01:04:04,254
And you will convince Elle

1052
01:04:04,289 --> 01:04:07,125
to do everything I say from now.

1053
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:11,195
And I will convince Elle to do
everything you say from now.

1054
01:04:11,230 --> 01:04:12,625
- Good.

1055
01:04:14,332 --> 01:04:23,306
♪♪

1056
01:04:48,465 --> 01:04:56,207
♪♪

1057
01:04:56,242 --> 01:04:57,670
Jan Stevens.

1058
01:04:57,705 --> 01:05:07,152
♪♪

1059
01:05:07,187 --> 01:05:16,425
♪♪

1060
01:06:08,248 --> 01:06:18,223
♪♪

1061
01:06:18,258 --> 01:06:28,233
♪♪

1062
01:06:28,268 --> 01:06:38,243
♪♪

1063
01:06:38,278 --> 01:06:48,253
♪♪

1064
01:06:48,288 --> 01:06:58,230
♪♪

1065
01:06:58,265 --> 01:07:08,240
♪♪

1066
01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:18,250
♪♪

1067
01:07:18,285 --> 01:07:28,260
♪♪

1068
01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:38,270
♪♪

1069
01:07:38,305 --> 01:07:48,346
♪♪

1070
01:07:52,979 --> 01:07:54,847
Her ability to provoke

1071
01:07:54,882 --> 01:07:58,323
for the sake of provocation
began to wane.

1072
01:07:58,358 --> 01:08:01,887
Once she got a taste of scandal,
she became addicted.

1073
01:08:01,922 --> 01:08:04,692
And it soon became a distraction

1074
01:08:04,727 --> 01:08:07,200
from the work Billy
and I were doing,

1075
01:08:07,235 --> 01:08:09,565
yet she knew that
the shock value

1076
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,700
and polemics would make a bigger
noise than anything we could do.

1077
01:08:12,735 --> 01:08:14,801
Could you survive without her?

1078
01:08:16,904 --> 01:08:20,510
Yes.

1079
01:08:20,545 --> 01:08:25,713
But Billy and I were always
intuitive in our approach.

1080
01:08:25,748 --> 01:08:28,320
Elle always did the applications
for funding

1081
01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:30,256
and always knew
how to word things,

1082
01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:32,324
which I always envied.

1083
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:35,657
I was always led to believe
that the visceral urge I had

1084
01:08:35,692 --> 01:08:37,791
about making culinary sounds
wasn't valid

1085
01:08:37,826 --> 01:08:39,397
unless backed up by theory

1086
01:08:39,432 --> 01:08:42,268
or at least the kind of
conceptual package

1087
01:08:42,303 --> 01:08:44,765
that Elle could pull together.

1088
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,670
Sound always excited me
and -- and transformed me,

1089
01:08:48,705 --> 01:08:51,508
but I could never explain why.

1090
01:08:51,543 --> 01:08:56,282
What made you want to be
a Sonic Caterer?

1091
01:08:56,317 --> 01:08:58,812
Maybe my mother.

1092
01:08:58,847 --> 01:09:02,387
My father only ever went
to the kitchen to eat,

1093
01:09:02,422 --> 01:09:04,290
and I saw what it did
to my mother.

1094
01:09:04,325 --> 01:09:07,788
She silently cooked
and washed the dishes,

1095
01:09:07,823 --> 01:09:11,792
pretending it couldn't be
any other way,

1096
01:09:11,827 --> 01:09:13,497
and he took her for granted,

1097
01:09:13,532 --> 01:09:16,533
never once considering himself
it could be another way.

1098
01:09:16,568 --> 01:09:18,601
And, besides,
he earned the money,

1099
01:09:18,636 --> 01:09:20,438
even though she had to
brush her own dreams

1100
01:09:20,473 --> 01:09:22,935
and ambitions under the carpet
to facilitate his earnings.

1101
01:09:22,970 --> 01:09:25,476
She later claimed that no woman
should live like this,

1102
01:09:25,511 --> 01:09:27,313
but...

1103
01:09:27,348 --> 01:09:31,416
but when my -- my brother's
girlfriend moved in with him

1104
01:09:31,451 --> 01:09:33,814
and didn't do her share
of the cooking,

1105
01:09:33,849 --> 01:09:36,553
she resented her.

1106
01:09:36,588 --> 01:09:38,555
Jealousy usurped ideology,

1107
01:09:38,590 --> 01:09:41,657
and it was clear that my mother
expected other women

1108
01:09:41,692 --> 01:09:44,297
to work as hard as she did
in the kitchen,

1109
01:09:44,332 --> 01:09:46,596
even though she knew it wasn't
the way it should be.

1110
01:09:46,631 --> 01:09:48,026
That struggle in her head

1111
01:09:48,061 --> 01:09:50,402
between demanding freedom
from the kitchen

1112
01:09:50,437 --> 01:09:52,371
and being confined to it

1113
01:09:52,406 --> 01:09:54,934
contaminated my --
my brother's relationship

1114
01:09:54,969 --> 01:09:58,377
and resulted in him
leaving his girlfriend.

1115
01:10:01,008 --> 01:10:03,415
And then my -- my mother
picked on my girlfriend,

1116
01:10:03,450 --> 01:10:06,484
who turned out to be Elle

1117
01:10:06,519 --> 01:10:08,684
and even lazier than my father.

1118
01:10:11,491 --> 01:10:14,789
Yeah, I was the one doing
the cooking in the relationship.

1119
01:10:14,824 --> 01:10:16,791
How did you meet her?

1120
01:10:16,826 --> 01:10:21,730
She got into a fight in
the restaurant where I worked.

1121
01:10:21,765 --> 01:10:23,732
Some creep kept groping
one of my colleagues,

1122
01:10:23,767 --> 01:10:25,800
and she came to her defense.

1123
01:10:25,835 --> 01:10:30,376
I felt awful for not helping,
but...that was Elle.

1124
01:10:30,411 --> 01:10:32,070
Unlike me, she was --
she was fearless

1125
01:10:32,105 --> 01:10:34,006
and she would stand up

1126
01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:37,482
for vulnerable people,
even if she'd lose.

1127
01:10:37,517 --> 01:10:39,418
So, she told him to leave
my colleague alone,

1128
01:10:39,453 --> 01:10:41,882
and he punched her hard
in the womb,

1129
01:10:41,917 --> 01:10:44,115
but she fought back,

1130
01:10:44,150 --> 01:10:46,623
even if it resulted in her
being kicked to the ground

1131
01:10:46,658 --> 01:10:48,691
by this thug and his friends.

1132
01:10:48,726 --> 01:10:50,462
And after that we became friends

1133
01:10:50,497 --> 01:10:53,630
and then bandmates
then lovers,

1134
01:10:53,665 --> 01:10:58,767
only I-I left her for someone
I was balling and...

1135
01:10:58,802 --> 01:11:03,376
since then, it's been nothing
but mini-punishments from her.

1136
01:11:03,411 --> 01:11:06,445
- She told me you were
secretive about food.

1137
01:11:08,416 --> 01:11:11,043
Sorry?

1138
01:11:11,078 --> 01:11:15,916
Just that, she was curious.

1139
01:11:15,951 --> 01:11:17,016
How do you mean?

1140
01:11:17,051 --> 01:11:18,655
Nothing.

1141
01:11:18,690 --> 01:11:21,119
Just...

1142
01:11:21,154 --> 01:11:23,396
Doesn't matter.

1143
01:15:51,358 --> 01:15:58,770
♪♪

1144
01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:05,975
♪♪

1145
01:16:51,253 --> 01:17:00,865
♪♪

1146
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:10,402
♪♪

1147
01:17:11,372 --> 01:17:13,108
What?

1148
01:17:13,143 --> 01:17:15,781
The Mangrove Snacks.

1149
01:17:15,816 --> 01:17:17,211
Looks like
one of your installations.

1150
01:17:17,246 --> 01:17:18,784
You would say that.

1151
01:17:18,819 --> 01:17:20,115
- But, seriously,
we could use this.

1152
01:17:20,150 --> 01:17:21,446
But it's a terrapin.

1153
01:17:21,481 --> 01:17:23,514
Since when did we do anything
with meat?

1154
01:17:23,549 --> 01:17:27,023
We've always been about fruits,
vegetables, nuts, and seeds.

1155
01:17:27,058 --> 01:17:29,322
Don't forget eggs, Billy.

1156
01:17:29,357 --> 01:17:31,225
You'll never let me
live that down, will you?

1157
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:32,798
You're the one who announced

1158
01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:35,262
that you're struggling
with an egg fetish.

1159
01:17:35,297 --> 01:17:37,429
It is not a fetish!

1160
01:17:37,464 --> 01:17:40,872
So, having white dreams
about hotel staff laying eggs

1161
01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:42,236
is not a fetish?

1162
01:17:42,271 --> 01:17:44,172
Not to mention
sexually objectifying

1163
01:17:44,207 --> 01:17:46,207
the uniforms of the poorly paid.

1164
01:17:50,147 --> 01:17:51,179
What was that for?

1165
01:17:51,214 --> 01:17:52,818
Stop it, all of you!

1166
01:17:52,853 --> 01:17:54,380
Jan Stevens.

1167
01:17:54,415 --> 01:17:57,119
The Mangrove Snacks
have paid us another visit.

1168
01:17:57,154 --> 01:17:58,483
I've called the police force

1169
01:17:58,518 --> 01:18:00,056
and they'll come
and take fingerprints.

1170
01:18:00,091 --> 01:18:02,927
Nobody is to touch anything.

1171
01:18:02,962 --> 01:18:06,425
And whatever equipment was left
here will have to be examined.

1172
01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:08,966
Why didn't the youngster
pack everything?

1173
01:18:09,001 --> 01:18:10,803
That was his job.

1174
01:18:10,838 --> 01:18:13,333
Technical Assistant Wim
is not your servant.

1175
01:18:13,368 --> 01:18:15,467
He does what he can.

1176
01:18:15,502 --> 01:18:19,504
But whatever was left here will
have to go for fingerprinting...

1177
01:18:19,539 --> 01:18:22,881
including...

1178
01:18:22,916 --> 01:18:24,410
this.

1179
01:18:26,414 --> 01:18:27,919
You set this up.

1180
01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,481
Don't be ridiculous.

1181
01:18:29,516 --> 01:18:31,285
How convenient for you.

1182
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:33,485
We can live
without the flanger.

1183
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:35,322
You're in cahoots.

1184
01:18:35,357 --> 01:18:37,291
This is a conspiracy.

1185
01:18:37,326 --> 01:18:39,062
Until the authorities
say otherwise,

1186
01:18:39,097 --> 01:18:41,361
we'll have to put
a pause on proceedings.

1187
01:18:41,396 --> 01:18:43,869
Get some rest.
It'll do you good.

1188
01:18:43,904 --> 01:18:45,398
You might also consider the fact

1189
01:18:45,433 --> 01:18:48,302
that we're still waiting for you
to decide on a band name.

1190
01:18:48,337 --> 01:18:50,436
Elle and the Gastric Ulcers.

1191
01:18:52,275 --> 01:18:55,177
See, they always undermine me.

1192
01:18:55,212 --> 01:18:57,850
Is that your final name?

1193
01:18:57,885 --> 01:18:59,610
Yes.

1194
01:18:59,645 --> 01:19:02,052
I don't know. Maybe.

1195
01:19:02,087 --> 01:19:05,286
Okay. Sleep on it, then.

1196
01:19:05,321 --> 01:19:07,189
But hurry up...

1197
01:19:07,224 --> 01:19:09,829
unless you want me to come up
with a name for you.

1198
01:20:12,619 --> 01:20:14,355
You know,

1199
01:20:14,390 --> 01:20:16,489
when this residency's over...

1200
01:20:18,493 --> 01:20:22,000
...you'll still have
that catalog.

1201
01:20:22,035 --> 01:20:23,529
Yeah.

1202
01:20:26,138 --> 01:20:28,369
Wouldn't it make more sense
to appreciate the things

1203
01:20:28,404 --> 01:20:30,470
that might not be
around much longer?

1204
01:20:36,346 --> 01:20:38,148
What?

1205
01:20:38,183 --> 01:20:41,085
You've had your fun and now it's
back to the stupid catalog!

1206
01:20:43,254 --> 01:20:44,682
I didn't know we were serious.

1207
01:20:44,717 --> 01:20:46,552
We're not,

1208
01:20:46,587 --> 01:20:48,191
but there's something
between serious

1209
01:20:48,226 --> 01:20:51,128
and being completely ignored.

1210
01:20:51,163 --> 01:20:54,428
I'd just like some affection,
or is that too much to ask?

1211
01:20:59,699 --> 01:21:02,370
Why did you...

1212
01:21:02,405 --> 01:21:05,109
you know...

1213
01:21:05,144 --> 01:21:07,111
Why did I what?

1214
01:21:07,146 --> 01:21:10,015
Why did you chase me?

1215
01:21:10,050 --> 01:21:12,710
Why do you think?

1216
01:21:12,745 --> 01:21:14,448
Because I liked you.

1217
01:21:17,156 --> 01:21:18,650
Was it because of this
flanger business?

1218
01:21:18,685 --> 01:21:21,026
There's no flanger business.

1219
01:21:21,061 --> 01:21:22,324
So, you'd still
allow me in your bed

1220
01:21:22,359 --> 01:21:24,128
even if we kept the flanger?

1221
01:21:24,163 --> 01:21:26,295
Of course.

1222
01:21:26,330 --> 01:21:27,496
Even two flangers.

1223
01:21:29,333 --> 01:21:33,038
Would you allow me in your bed
after the residency's over?

1224
01:21:33,073 --> 01:21:36,536
Yes!

1225
01:21:36,571 --> 01:21:38,274
What's wrong?

1226
01:21:41,312 --> 01:21:43,543
We can make this work
if you want to.

1227
01:21:45,778 --> 01:21:48,548
I don't know.

1228
01:21:48,583 --> 01:21:51,584
It's just starting to feel...

1229
01:21:51,619 --> 01:21:54,422
heavy...you know?

1230
01:21:54,457 --> 01:21:55,654
Look, if this is about
the flanger,

1231
01:21:55,689 --> 01:21:57,293
we can put all of that
to one side.

1232
01:21:57,328 --> 01:21:59,691
It's not about the flanger.

1233
01:21:59,726 --> 01:22:02,727
Well, I don't know, maybe
the flanger's got me thinking.

1234
01:22:02,762 --> 01:22:04,696
Thinking what?

1235
01:22:04,731 --> 01:22:07,105
We have a tour coming up and...

1236
01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:10,669
I can do international love.

1237
01:22:10,704 --> 01:22:15,212
Look, I like you, Jan...

1238
01:22:15,247 --> 01:22:18,281
but...

1239
01:22:18,316 --> 01:22:21,614
So, that's it, then?

1240
01:22:21,649 --> 01:22:24,452
We could ball each other
at one of the orgies.

1241
01:22:26,786 --> 01:22:30,557
That's really constructive
of you, Billy.

1242
01:22:34,167 --> 01:22:35,331
Well, I should probably go.

1243
01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:37,234
They're already
asking questions.

1244
01:22:37,269 --> 01:22:39,599
Do you know something, Billy?

1245
01:22:39,634 --> 01:22:41,535
In all the years I've done this,

1246
01:22:41,570 --> 01:22:45,209
I've always
maintained a distance.

1247
01:22:45,244 --> 01:22:47,211
It didn't matter
how attracted I was

1248
01:22:47,246 --> 01:22:49,213
or how lonely it got
in this bedroom.

1249
01:22:49,248 --> 01:22:52,513
I've always remained
professional.

1250
01:22:52,548 --> 01:22:54,845
You were the first person
to ignite something in me

1251
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:59,124
to such a degree
that I couldn't stop myself.

1252
01:22:59,159 --> 01:23:00,818
I really didn't want to be
one of those people

1253
01:23:00,853 --> 01:23:02,721
using my position
to seduce someone,

1254
01:23:02,756 --> 01:23:05,097
and I'm sorry.

1255
01:23:05,132 --> 01:23:06,659
I'm really sorry.

1256
01:23:10,401 --> 01:23:13,171
Can't we try somehow
to make it work?

1257
01:23:18,541 --> 01:23:22,411
Sometimes love can mean more...

1258
01:23:22,446 --> 01:23:23,742
by walking away.

1259
01:23:26,417 --> 01:23:28,186
Not the catalog!

1260
01:23:28,221 --> 01:23:30,716
No! Don't go, Billy! No!

1261
01:23:30,751 --> 01:23:34,192
Billy, I need you! Stay!

1262
01:23:34,227 --> 01:23:35,424
No, don't go, Billy!

1263
01:23:35,459 --> 01:23:37,690
Please, stay!
I need you!

1264
01:23:37,725 --> 01:23:39,494
Please, Billy!

1265
01:23:39,529 --> 01:23:43,201
It wasn't the flanger, I swear!

1266
01:23:43,236 --> 01:23:45,368
It wasn't the flanger.

1267
01:24:12,694 --> 01:24:21,239
♪♪

1268
01:24:21,274 --> 01:24:29,643
♪♪

1269
01:25:01,446 --> 01:25:10,387
♪♪

1270
01:25:10,422 --> 01:25:19,363
♪♪

1271
01:25:19,398 --> 01:25:28,339
♪♪

1272
01:25:28,374 --> 01:25:37,348
♪♪

1273
01:25:37,383 --> 01:25:46,324
♪♪

1274
01:25:46,359 --> 01:25:55,300
♪♪

1275
01:25:55,335 --> 01:26:04,342
♪♪

1276
01:26:07,545 --> 01:26:09,248
Stones...

1277
01:26:11,076 --> 01:26:14,044
Stones...
Are you okay?

1278
01:26:14,079 --> 01:26:15,782
- Leave me alone.

1279
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:37,870
Any news about the flanger?

1280
01:26:37,905 --> 01:26:39,872
I don't know.

1281
01:26:39,907 --> 01:26:43,348
These things take time.

1282
01:26:43,383 --> 01:26:45,977
She did it on purpose.

1283
01:26:46,012 --> 01:26:49,046
Come on, you really think she
orchestrated the whole thing?

1284
01:26:51,490 --> 01:26:53,424
She did it for her advantage.

1285
01:26:56,363 --> 01:26:59,760
She didn't take the hob away
for fingerprints,

1286
01:26:59,795 --> 01:27:02,565
but she took the flanger.

1287
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,061
So, what do you suggest?

1288
01:27:18,044 --> 01:27:19,714
- Stop that. Shh.

1289
01:27:19,749 --> 01:27:21,452
- Yeah, alright.

1290
01:27:45,775 --> 01:27:47,445
- Shh.

1291
01:30:52,764 --> 01:30:54,291
Jan Stevens.

1292
01:31:05,711 --> 01:31:07,843
- So, she holds
police parties

1293
01:31:07,878 --> 01:31:11,011
as well as Billy parties.

1294
01:31:11,046 --> 01:31:12,848
I could've told you
that one erection

1295
01:31:12,883 --> 01:31:15,015
would never be enough
for someone like her.

1296
01:31:15,050 --> 01:31:17,754
-Sad you weren't invited?
-No.

1297
01:31:17,789 --> 01:31:19,624
- You always have to
spill your night juice

1298
01:31:19,659 --> 01:31:21,692
wherever you go.

1299
01:31:21,727 --> 01:31:25,894
But to do it to a patron
is your number-one disgrace.

1300
01:31:25,929 --> 01:31:28,864
You're incorrigible,
you know that, Billy Rubin?

1301
01:31:28,899 --> 01:31:31,768
You've jeopardized our residency
with that silly willy of yours.

1302
01:31:31,803 --> 01:31:34,606
You've jeopardized it
with your silly...

1303
01:31:34,641 --> 01:31:37,004
- Silly what?

1304
01:31:37,039 --> 01:31:39,710
See? You can't even touché.

1305
01:31:39,745 --> 01:31:41,041
Wait till I write my memoirs.

1306
01:31:41,076 --> 01:31:43,945
Threatening me again.

1307
01:31:43,980 --> 01:31:45,914
You write those memoirs.

1308
01:31:45,949 --> 01:31:47,982
-I will.
-- Okay. Fine.

1309
01:31:48,017 --> 01:31:49,313
Just don't forget to write about

1310
01:31:49,348 --> 01:31:51,051
that stupid salami
you hide in your bed.

1311
01:31:51,086 --> 01:31:53,317
- Stop it!

1312
01:31:53,352 --> 01:31:56,023
For all our arguments
as a group,

1313
01:31:56,058 --> 01:31:57,695
the one thing that united us

1314
01:31:57,730 --> 01:32:00,324
was a quest for catharsis.

1315
01:32:00,359 --> 01:32:04,229
Maybe we disagreed on -- on what
we defined as catharsis,

1316
01:32:04,264 --> 01:32:09,300
but we were all harboring
something that needed purging.

1317
01:32:09,335 --> 01:32:12,710
- And could I ask
what you were harboring?

1318
01:32:14,912 --> 01:32:16,648
Just things.

1319
01:32:16,683 --> 01:32:17,913
Could you elaborate?

1320
01:32:17,948 --> 01:32:19,277
Does knowing about our demons

1321
01:32:19,312 --> 01:32:22,280
make any difference
to what you hear?

1322
01:32:22,315 --> 01:32:25,052
Only that Elle was very open
about hers.

1323
01:32:27,892 --> 01:32:31,289
Not as open as
you'd like to think.

1324
01:32:31,324 --> 01:32:32,928
I know about Miss Lindenson.

1325
01:32:32,963 --> 01:32:34,699
I know what really happened.

1326
01:32:36,703 --> 01:32:39,935
The only person laughing at her
going into anaphylactic shock

1327
01:32:39,970 --> 01:32:42,036
was Elle herself.

1328
01:32:42,071 --> 01:32:45,941
A comical looking, puffed-up
face, just like in the movies.

1329
01:32:45,976 --> 01:32:50,044
But surely she didn't know
she was going to die?

1330
01:32:50,079 --> 01:32:52,948
But she still laughed
until it was too late.

1331
01:32:52,983 --> 01:32:54,246
But she was a tiny girl.

1332
01:32:54,281 --> 01:32:56,083
But she's an adult now,

1333
01:32:56,118 --> 01:32:59,790
and she still can't
face herself.

1334
01:32:59,825 --> 01:33:02,188
For Elle,
it's easier to reinvent the past

1335
01:33:02,223 --> 01:33:05,191
to -- to gain people's sympathy

1336
01:33:05,226 --> 01:33:09,360
than to confront the guilt
and -- and risk people's anger.

1337
01:33:09,395 --> 01:33:11,395
Elle's father was at the party,

1338
01:33:11,430 --> 01:33:14,838
and he slapped her hard
in the face for laughing.

1339
01:33:14,873 --> 01:33:18,402
So, yes, that tragedy
did affect her,

1340
01:33:18,437 --> 01:33:20,844
but not in the way
she'd like you to believe.

1341
01:33:20,879 --> 01:33:28,478
♪♪

1342
01:33:28,513 --> 01:33:36,321
♪♪

1343
01:33:36,356 --> 01:33:40,028
You're in the shops.

1344
01:33:40,063 --> 01:33:43,361
You're lost in the aisles.

1345
01:33:43,396 --> 01:33:45,198
Back and forth.

1346
01:33:45,233 --> 01:33:48,003
Back and forth.

1347
01:33:48,038 --> 01:33:51,402
A thought is troubling you.

1348
01:33:51,437 --> 01:33:54,174
Could it be the absence
of a gâteau de ménage

1349
01:33:54,209 --> 01:33:58,079
that is playing tricks
on the mind?

1350
01:33:58,114 --> 01:33:59,982
Or the sight of Dan,

1351
01:34:00,017 --> 01:34:01,885
the twilight
replenishment operative,

1352
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:03,986
coming back from his shift
to search for

1353
01:34:04,021 --> 01:34:06,857
a mystery
Chartreuse Elixir Vegetal?

1354
01:34:10,390 --> 01:34:13,930
Or is it something else?

1355
01:34:13,965 --> 01:34:16,295
A cake from the past that
never leaves you alone

1356
01:34:16,330 --> 01:34:20,134
and follows you into the shops.

1357
01:34:20,169 --> 01:34:22,235
I certainly hope not.

1358
01:34:22,270 --> 01:34:31,541
♪♪

1359
01:34:31,576 --> 01:34:41,089
♪♪

1360
01:34:41,124 --> 01:34:50,395
♪♪

1361
01:34:50,430 --> 01:34:52,969
You're feeling tired
but you can't leave

1362
01:34:53,004 --> 01:34:54,498
until you've shopped.

1363
01:34:54,533 --> 01:34:58,040
Your fellow customers
are collapsing all around you.

1364
01:34:58,075 --> 01:35:01,109
One...by one.

1365
01:35:01,144 --> 01:35:03,947
They call it the retail malady.

1366
01:35:03,982 --> 01:35:06,081
And, one by one,

1367
01:35:06,116 --> 01:35:08,853
you will all succumb to it.

1368
01:35:08,888 --> 01:35:17,488
♪♪

1369
01:35:17,523 --> 01:35:26,365
♪♪

1370
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:35,209
♪♪

1371
01:35:35,244 --> 01:35:44,086
♪♪

1372
01:35:44,121 --> 01:35:52,930
♪♪

1373
01:36:17,451 --> 01:36:19,121
DR.- So...

1374
01:36:19,156 --> 01:36:20,859
your results are in.

1375
01:36:23,292 --> 01:36:24,995
And...

1376
01:36:27,527 --> 01:36:29,527
How do I say this?

1377
01:36:35,436 --> 01:36:38,173
You have...

1378
01:36:47,052 --> 01:36:48,579
Wait.

1379
01:36:48,614 --> 01:36:50,086
I think I left something
at home.

1380
01:36:50,121 --> 01:36:51,615
I could have sworn --

1381
01:36:51,650 --> 01:36:54,585
I know I had it
by the front door when --

1382
01:36:54,620 --> 01:36:57,489
What do I have?

1383
01:36:57,524 --> 01:37:01,196
I was going to tell you.

1384
01:37:01,231 --> 01:37:03,000
Tell me, what do I have?

1385
01:37:03,035 --> 01:37:04,595
Celiac disease.

1386
01:37:04,630 --> 01:37:07,906
-What?
-Celiac disease.

1387
01:37:08,667 --> 01:37:10,073
It's okay.

1388
01:37:10,108 --> 01:37:13,076
Your villi are a mess,
but you'll live.

1389
01:37:13,111 --> 01:37:14,671
What is it?

1390
01:37:14,706 --> 01:37:18,213
It's an autoimmune --

1391
01:37:18,248 --> 01:37:19,313
Let me go!

1392
01:37:19,348 --> 01:37:20,611
Keep talking.

1393
01:37:20,646 --> 01:37:22,987
What do I need to take?

1394
01:37:23,022 --> 01:37:26,155
You don't need
to take anything!

1395
01:37:26,190 --> 01:37:27,519
Avoid gluten.

1396
01:37:27,554 --> 01:37:30,126
Avoid gluten and you'll be fine.

1397
01:37:30,161 --> 01:37:31,688
Tell me more!

1398
01:37:31,723 --> 01:37:33,426
It's in wheat.

1399
01:37:33,461 --> 01:37:36,231
Avoid bread, pasta,

1400
01:37:36,266 --> 01:37:39,069
beer, pastries,

1401
01:37:39,104 --> 01:37:40,972
and Christmas pudding.

1402
01:37:41,007 --> 01:37:42,699
What?

1403
01:37:42,734 --> 01:37:44,569
Christmas pudding.

1404
01:37:44,604 --> 01:37:47,572
♪♪

1405
01:38:47,766 --> 01:38:57,180
♪♪

1406
01:39:09,722 --> 01:39:12,030
Blast this thing!

1407
01:39:14,331 --> 01:39:18,069
Too tired to say my name?

1408
01:39:18,104 --> 01:39:20,599
What do you want?

1409
01:39:20,634 --> 01:39:23,206
A peace offering.

1410
01:39:23,241 --> 01:39:26,605
So, your policeman friends
didn't find fingerprints?

1411
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:28,409
- Clearly not.

1412
01:39:28,444 --> 01:39:33,216
And I thought you'd like it back
for your final performance.

1413
01:39:33,251 --> 01:39:36,219
So, you're allowing us
to use our flanger?

1414
01:39:36,254 --> 01:39:37,748
I'll just leave it here.

1415
01:39:40,159 --> 01:39:42,324
You decide whether to use it
or not.

1416
01:39:44,823 --> 01:39:47,461
- This is what I think
about your peace offering.

1417
01:39:56,802 --> 01:39:58,538
What are you laughing at?

1418
01:40:06,284 --> 01:40:08,284
The prospect of giving
an after-dinner speech

1419
01:40:08,319 --> 01:40:10,121
is somewhat daunting.

1420
01:40:10,156 --> 01:40:13,487
Some people relish the idea of
having an audience in thrall

1421
01:40:13,522 --> 01:40:16,853
to even the most meager
of their thought processes,

1422
01:40:16,888 --> 01:40:18,789
but the rest of us
have no great urge

1423
01:40:18,824 --> 01:40:20,461
to communicate with the world

1424
01:40:20,496 --> 01:40:23,365
and struggle to do so.

1425
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:26,467
I acknowledge the fact
that this is compulsory,

1426
01:40:26,502 --> 01:40:28,667
but I can't pretend
to find it easy.

1427
01:40:28,702 --> 01:40:30,141
In fact,

1428
01:40:30,176 --> 01:40:32,275
I resent it.

1429
01:40:32,310 --> 01:40:33,606
Sorry.

1430
01:40:33,641 --> 01:40:35,311
Lamina, if you're
that uncomfortable,

1431
01:40:35,346 --> 01:40:36,609
we can forgo the whole thing.

1432
01:40:36,644 --> 01:40:39,546
-Any excuse for her to shirk.
-No, no.

1433
01:40:39,581 --> 01:40:41,449
I can do it.

1434
01:40:41,484 --> 01:40:43,517
And I'm going to continue.

1435
01:40:43,552 --> 01:40:47,290
I consulted various guides
on after-dinner speaking,

1436
01:40:47,325 --> 01:40:51,162
and I'm now ready to
bring life to this room

1437
01:40:51,197 --> 01:40:55,199
with the news that after
this residency is over,

1438
01:40:55,234 --> 01:40:56,761
I'm going to leave the group.

1439
01:40:57,533 --> 01:40:59,599
-What?

1440
01:41:01,867 --> 01:41:03,207
You don't believe me?

1441
01:41:03,242 --> 01:41:04,637
What would you do?

1442
01:41:04,672 --> 01:41:06,738
When Hephaestus
was thrown off Olympus, he --

1443
01:41:06,773 --> 01:41:08,476
- Not you! Not you.

1444
01:41:08,511 --> 01:41:11,545
I don't need your metatextual,
pseudo-Hellenic,

1445
01:41:11,580 --> 01:41:15,219
alpha intellectual one-upmanship
on top of everything else.

1446
01:41:15,254 --> 01:41:17,452
There are plenty of things
I could do, Elle dearest,

1447
01:41:17,487 --> 01:41:19,817
as long as they don't involve
being anywhere near you.

1448
01:41:19,852 --> 01:41:23,326
In fact, I'm going solo.

1449
01:41:23,361 --> 01:41:24,954
- Without me,
it's not going to work.

1450
01:41:24,989 --> 01:41:26,362
You know that.

1451
01:41:26,397 --> 01:41:29,200
No voice, no ideas. No vision.

1452
01:41:29,235 --> 01:41:31,334
Technique without visions? No.

1453
01:41:31,369 --> 01:41:32,830
Because you think it's going
to work without me?

1454
01:41:32,865 --> 01:41:34,403
-- Mm-hmm.
-You didn't even know

1455
01:41:34,438 --> 01:41:36,273
what a flanger was
until a few days ago.

1456
01:41:36,308 --> 01:41:39,375
Just stay. We can --
We can talk this out, man.

1457
01:41:39,410 --> 01:41:41,212
You're welcome to join
if you want.

1458
01:41:41,247 --> 01:41:42,741
Billy, no!

1459
01:41:42,776 --> 01:41:45,348
Well, I'm not staying
if Lamina leaves.

1460
01:41:50,256 --> 01:41:51,882
-You set this up!
-I did no such --

1461
01:42:00,728 --> 01:42:01,958
So, now it's my fault?

1462
01:42:01,993 --> 01:42:03,531
I didn't say that.

1463
01:42:03,566 --> 01:42:05,368
You don't have to say.

1464
01:42:05,403 --> 01:42:08,239
You orchestrated all of this
with loving precision.

1465
01:42:08,274 --> 01:42:09,537
Have a stupid day.

1466
01:42:18,416 --> 01:42:19,745
-Elle!
-No, no, no!

1467
01:42:19,780 --> 01:42:21,384
-No!
-- Elle, stop it!

1468
01:42:30,758 --> 01:42:32,329
-- Elle!
-- Elle.

1469
01:42:32,364 --> 01:42:34,298
-- Hang in there, Elle.
-I'm sorry.

1470
01:42:34,333 --> 01:42:35,365
- We'll get you some help!

1471
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,564
- Where's Dr. Glock?

1472
01:42:36,599 --> 01:42:38,434
- He's gone!
Can't you see?

1473
01:42:38,469 --> 01:42:39,732
What did you expect?

1474
01:42:39,767 --> 01:42:42,801
I finally have the name
for our band.

1475
01:42:42,836 --> 01:42:43,835
- Tell us, Elle.

1476
01:42:43,870 --> 01:42:45,001
Please tell us.

1477
01:42:45,036 --> 01:42:46,706
Elle and the...

1478
01:42:49,513 --> 01:42:50,776
- What was that?

1479
01:42:50,811 --> 01:42:52,382
What did she say?

1480
01:42:52,417 --> 01:42:54,043
-- Tell us again, Elle.
-- Elle!

1481
01:42:54,078 --> 01:42:56,485
- Elle.

1482
01:43:01,426 --> 01:43:11,060
♪♪

1483
01:43:11,095 --> 01:43:20,971
♪♪

1484
01:43:23,008 --> 01:43:30,849
♪♪

1485
01:43:30,884 --> 01:43:38,725
♪♪

1486
01:43:53,511 --> 01:44:01,044
♪♪

1487
01:44:01,079 --> 01:44:08,821
♪♪

1488
01:44:08,856 --> 01:44:16,631
♪♪

1489
01:44:16,666 --> 01:44:24,408
♪♪

1490
01:44:25,741 --> 01:44:34,715
♪♪

1491
01:44:34,750 --> 01:44:43,691
♪♪

1492
01:44:43,726 --> 01:44:52,700
♪♪

1493
01:44:52,735 --> 01:45:01,676
♪♪

1494
01:45:01,711 --> 01:45:10,685
♪♪

1495
01:45:10,720 --> 01:45:19,661
♪♪

1496
01:45:35,239 --> 01:45:44,851
♪♪

1497
01:45:44,886 --> 01:45:54,498
♪♪

1498
01:45:54,533 --> 01:46:03,936
♪♪

1499
01:46:48,048 --> 01:46:54,789
♪♪

1500
01:46:54,824 --> 01:47:01,532
♪♪

1501
01:47:01,567 --> 01:47:06,196
♪ A thousand hands
applaud tonight ♪

1502
01:47:06,231 --> 01:47:10,706
♪ I sing my songs,
my star shines bright ♪

1503
01:47:10,741 --> 01:47:15,139
♪ I stop and smile,
I take my bow ♪

1504
01:47:15,174 --> 01:47:19,110
♪ I leave the stage
and then somehow ♪

1505
01:47:19,145 --> 01:47:22,014
♪ Backstage I'm lonely ♪

1506
01:47:22,049 --> 01:47:24,588
♪ Backstage I cry ♪

1507
01:47:24,623 --> 01:47:26,953
♪ You've gone away
and each night ♪

1508
01:47:26,988 --> 01:47:28,988
♪ I seem to die a little ♪

1509
01:47:29,023 --> 01:47:33,696
♪ Out on that stage
I play the star ♪

1510
01:47:33,731 --> 01:47:38,569
♪ I'm famous now
I've come so far ♪

1511
01:47:38,604 --> 01:47:42,870
♪ A famous fool, I let love go ♪

1512
01:47:42,905 --> 01:47:46,742
♪ I didn't know
I'd miss you so ♪

1513
01:47:46,777 --> 01:47:49,272
♪ Backstage I'm lonely ♪

1514
01:47:49,307 --> 01:47:51,846
♪ Backstage I cry ♪

1515
01:47:51,881 --> 01:48:01,086
♪ Hating myself since I let you
say goodbye ♪

1516
01:48:01,121 --> 01:48:05,629
♪♪

1517
01:48:05,664 --> 01:48:07,796
♪ Every night a different girl ♪

1518
01:48:07,831 --> 01:48:09,996
♪ Every night a different club ♪

1519
01:48:10,031 --> 01:48:14,737
♪ And yet I'm lonely
all the time ♪

1520
01:48:14,772 --> 01:48:16,739
♪ When I sign my autograph ♪

1521
01:48:16,774 --> 01:48:18,873
♪ When I hold an interview ♪

1522
01:48:18,908 --> 01:48:23,713
♪ Can't get you out of my mind ♪

1523
01:48:23,748 --> 01:48:25,748
♪ Come back my love ♪

1524
01:48:25,783 --> 01:48:28,179
♪ Come back to me ♪

1525
01:48:28,214 --> 01:48:32,722
♪ I need you now
so desperately ♪

1526
01:48:32,757 --> 01:48:37,122
♪ What good is fame,
it's just a game ♪

1527
01:48:37,157 --> 01:48:40,961
♪ I'd give it all
to be the same ♪

1528
01:48:40,996 --> 01:48:46,197
♪ Backstage I wait
now hoping I'll see ♪

1529
01:48:46,232 --> 01:48:54,744
♪ Your smiling face waiting
there backstage for me ♪

1530
01:48:54,779 --> 01:49:03,918
♪ Your smiling face waiting
there backstage for me ♪

1531
01:49:03,953 --> 01:49:08,285
♪ Backstage ♪

1532
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:17,866
♪ Backstage ♪

1533
01:49:21,839 --> 01:49:31,407
♪♪

1534
01:49:31,442 --> 01:49:41,252
♪♪

1535
01:49:44,290 --> 01:49:53,396
♪♪

1536
01:49:53,431 --> 01:50:02,746
♪♪

1537
01:50:02,781 --> 01:50:11,887
♪♪

1538
01:50:11,922 --> 01:50:21,028
♪♪

1539
01:50:21,063 --> 01:50:30,169
♪♪

1540
01:50:30,204 --> 01:50:39,310
♪♪

1541
01:50:39,345 --> 01:50:48,451
♪♪

1542
01:50:48,486 --> 01:50:57,801
♪♪

1543
01:50:57,836 --> 01:51:07,008
♪♪