1 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:25,760 ♪ Kids out driving Saturday afternoon ♪ 2 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,160 ♪ Just pass me by ♪ 3 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,080 We all want to be the hero of our own story. 4 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,840 But there's only one way to tell if you're a hero. 5 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,760 And it's not about how jacked you are. 6 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,280 Or if you have a magic power, 7 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,320 or you can eat ten Weet-Bix in one sitting. 8 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,600 Nope. 9 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,680 The only way to tell if you're a hero... 10 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,720 ...is to come face-to-face with a villain. 11 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,680 Where is Amerie and Harper? 12 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,520 Has anyone seen Amerie or Harper? 13 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:15,800 ♪ Time to book a room To stay tonight ♪ 14 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,160 {\an8}- Term two, baby! 15 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,960 By the way, I got your back-to-school present. 16 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,240 Oh, yeah, is it a dad? 17 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,160 From now on, I am officially your bodyguard. 18 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,320 I go wherever you go. 19 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,520 You can't even chuck a shit without me being there. 20 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,200 I am gonna be the best goddamn mate you've ever seen! 21 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,040 - But also... 22 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,000 this. 23 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,440 What is that? - Pepper spray. 24 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,560 Did you make this yourself? 25 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:51,480 Yeah, I found a recipe on the Internet. Made myself one too. 26 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,360 Bam! 27 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,360 I have one mission from now on, protect you at all costs. 28 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,600 You're scaring me. 29 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,240 This is kind of cool. 30 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,320 Does it make you feel like a powerful bitch? 31 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,920 - Kind of. - 'Cause guess what we are. 32 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,840 What? 33 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,040 Powerful bitches! 34 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,960 Quick, it's the train. 35 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,240 It's the worst. 36 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,480 It's of its time. 37 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,560 You okay, Harps? 38 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,680 Oi! Let's go. 39 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,200 Yeah. Yes. 40 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,120 Turn. 41 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,600 ♪ I'm not mad, it's over ♪ 42 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,200 ♪ Never gonna wait for your call ♪ 43 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,120 - ♪ I don't need this anymore ♪ 44 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,400 I am roped and gagged! 45 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,080 How are we back already? 46 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,320 - Hey. 47 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,760 I am hungry for an education. 48 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:02,760 I'm starving for it. 49 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,400 Yeah, you bloody need one. 50 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,800 Can we walk two by two? 51 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:07,640 Is that annoying? 52 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,600 It's all good. 53 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,480 - Okay. - Um... Oh. 54 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,800 - Oh. 55 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,600 - You okay? - Yeah. No, I'm totally fine. 56 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,120 I only mentally prepared myself to walk three abreast before Amerie came, 57 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,560 it was just me and Darren and before Darren, it was just me. 58 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,960 Not that I'm not completely stoked you're here. 59 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,360 I know. Thank you for having me. 60 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,160 Rat slut! 61 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,560 You put Ca$h in jail! 62 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,840 Ah, say more, I dare ya! 63 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,680 ♪ Wanna get married, start a family ♪ 64 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,520 ♪ Wanna love a lifetime... ♪ 65 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,760 Mmm! Thirst incoming. 66 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,120 Shut up! I told you I'm not going there. 67 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,960 My priority is Harper this term. 68 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,200 I give you one week. 69 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,360 No, I'm serious, okay? Boys are what messed up our friendship. 70 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,840 ♪ Baby, we can do it too ♪ 71 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,000 ♪ Oh ♪ 72 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,920 ♪ Well, maybe we're just naive, baby ♪ 73 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,920 One week. 74 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,600 Brutal. 75 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,320 She probably just didn't see me. 76 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,760 Do you care, 77 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,160 given what we yarned about over the holidays? 78 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,519 Yeah, about that. Can we just keep that between us? 79 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:24,360 I don't really need any more drama in my life. 80 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,720 You want a drama-free life, stay clear of Amerie. 81 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,120 That bitch is like Eris. Chaos and strife just follow her. 82 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,760 Who's Eris? 83 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,640 Goddess of disaster. 84 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,720 I'm really into mythology at the moment. 85 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,800 It is sick. 86 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,560 Vote for the Queer Socialist Marxist 87 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,840 Climate Crusaders Against Littering Party 88 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,960 if you care about how much soft plastic 89 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,400 {\an8}the school canteen is not recycling. 90 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,320 Reckon it's too late to be homeschooled? 91 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,000 Don't know, but you've cooked it already with that outfit. 92 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,240 - Bugger off. I'm serious. 93 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,920 That vest is chat. 94 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,480 Oi. Weed gummy? 95 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,520 Dude, it's like 8:00 a.m. 96 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,080 I stand for the mandatory use of pronouns before class begins. 97 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,280 - And I stand-- Pronouns are soft! 98 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,400 Bronouns are actually in. 99 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,800 Uh, for example, my name is Spider 100 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,400 and my bronouns are dude, mate and bruh. 101 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,800 That is an intentional act of bigotry and a technical hate crime! 102 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,840 Okay. 103 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,240 Election party tonight at the bunkers. 104 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,040 No spiders allowed. 105 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,920 Okay, Dusty from Wish. 106 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,560 Yeah, what are you wearing? - It's called evolving. 107 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,640 Someone has to be the hot guy at Hartley now. 108 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,760 And that's you now, is it? 109 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,400 I'm willing to fill any holes left by Dusty. 110 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,040 Any holes. 111 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,360 She'd rather fuck a cattle prod, you perv. 112 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,120 Chill. It's a compliment. 113 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,040 Can't say anything anymore. 114 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,520 What do you mean, "left by Dusty"? 115 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,320 Oh, you didn't hear? Dusty doesn't go here anymore. 116 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,840 How could he, after you KO'd his reputation in front of whole school? 117 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,320 That's two guys you've gotten kicked out of Hartley. 118 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,160 First Ca$h and now Dusty. 119 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,840 - Who's your next victim? - Shut up, Spider! 120 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,440 At least you didn't get Dusty in jail. 121 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,600 I said shut the fuck up, Spider. 122 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,760 Amerie, no! 123 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,160 Is that salad dressing? 124 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,480 Oh! He was mean to Harper 125 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,400 so I'm gonna squirt him with my Kraft Zesty. 126 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,080 Shit. Sorry, Zoe. 127 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:43,280 Good to see you've done precisely zero selfing-up over the holidays, Map Bitch. 128 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,120 You're the worst. You suck. 129 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,320 Map Bitch. 130 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,840 Shit, my gummies. Five-second rule. 131 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,720 That's a lot of gummies, dude. 132 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,680 You know, I was hoping for an incident-free term, 133 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,440 but instead I get you almost taking out Anthony Vaughn's eye 134 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,800 with the opera house. 135 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,280 And what's even in this? 136 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,280 Cayenne pepper, some vinegar... 137 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:09,680 Smells delicious. And you're lucky it didn't cause any damage, Amerie. 138 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,200 Miss, those boys are cooked. 139 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:14,000 They said messed up stuff to Harper, and I wasn't gonna hear it. 140 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,080 So do we think that assaulting people 141 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,800 is a good way of standing up for our friends? 142 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,880 - Yeah. - Yeah. 143 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,840 Okay. You know what? 144 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:27,240 I challenge you two to find a better way of facing your disputes. 145 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,880 You need to get more creative on it. 146 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,640 You know, instead of a fight, 147 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:36,240 you need to do a dance-off like they do on those American teen movies. 148 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,120 Instead of hitting people, you hit them 149 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,080 with a "I don't like your vibe, man." 150 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,040 "Get out of my space, yeah?" 151 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,840 Go on. Get up and give it a go, please. 152 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,760 Give it a go. 153 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,720 I don't like your vibe, man. 154 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,840 Get out of my space. 155 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,840 Okay. Thank you. That's enough. 156 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,360 Amerie, detention starting tomorrow. 157 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,800 Harper, I'd like a word. 158 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,240 - But, miss-- - Thank you, Amerie. You can go now. 159 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,320 Go. Go. Go. 160 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,920 - How you doing, Harper? - Good. 161 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,240 - How's your living situation? - Good. 162 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,280 Yeah, Amerie's been great, lending me stuff. 163 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,160 Still haven't been able to get back into Dad's, so... 164 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,440 So contact with him-- 165 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,720 I'm emancipating. 166 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,040 Right. 167 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,000 Well, I've let the other teachers know about your situation. 168 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,760 So if you need to step out of class, or come to my office-- 169 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,760 Special Victims Unit. Yeah, cool. 170 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,120 I'm fine. I don't want any special treatment. 171 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:42,559 Okay. 172 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,840 - Yeah. No, okay. 173 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,520 Should we go and smile for the camera? 174 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,120 - Yeah. - Okay. 175 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,560 ♪ Girl comes up to me and says "What you drivin'?" ♪ 176 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,520 Hey. 177 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,080 The new Dusty just dropped. Come on. 178 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,800 Worst you can say is no. 179 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,040 Creep. 180 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,760 That was worse. 181 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,920 'Sup, girl? 182 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,120 - Burn in hell, pervert. - What did you say? 183 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,880 I said burn in hell, pervert! 184 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,080 - Move. - Creep. Burn in hell, pervert. 185 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,880 - I don't feel so good. - Disgusting. 186 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,880 - I'm sorry. 187 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:22,800 Loser. 188 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,320 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Disgusting. 189 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,680 Anthony. 190 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,200 Everyone's right. 191 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,760 You know what to do. 192 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,680 Right. Brace yourself, Jojo. 193 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,200 Yes, come in. 194 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,040 You know the drill. 195 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,160 Shortest at the front, tallest at the back. 196 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,600 That is not personal. 197 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,320 It is purely practical. 198 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,880 Come on. Let's get this done. 199 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,600 Can't believe Dusty's gone. 200 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,800 I heard he goes to St. Bruno's now. 201 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,600 - He goes to a private boys school? - Yeah. 202 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,400 Perfect. No notes. 203 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:07,480 Cheers. 204 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:13,960 Yeah. 205 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,720 You new? 206 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,160 - Yeah. - I'm Amerie. 207 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,440 Rowan. 208 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,040 - Nice vest. 209 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,000 Welcome, everybody. Welcome back. 210 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,400 Welcome to your home away from home. 211 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,800 - We've missed you, haven't we, Jojo? - Definitely. 212 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,680 So it's lovely to see all your lovely faces. 213 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,560 Now, I would like to introduce a very special new student 214 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,520 to our school. 215 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,760 His name is Rowan. 216 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,840 He comes all the way from Dubbo. 217 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,520 Let's give Rowan a big welcome. 218 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,720 Rowan from Dubbo. 219 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,920 Hey, farmer wants a wife! 220 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,920 Okay. Thank you, Spencer. 221 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,680 Aw, it's giving Morgan Wallen. 222 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,200 Keep it country, farm-core. 223 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,680 Calm your farm everybody. 224 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,600 Sorry, Vest&Less. 225 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,200 Do you sleep in a shed or-- 226 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,080 Thank you. We have the photographer for ten more minutes. 227 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,840 Fuck. 228 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,040 I'm sure that you all remember 229 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,000 head of PE, Mr. Timothy Voss. 230 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,760 - Give a welcome back. 231 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,120 - Where's he been? - I heard he joined a Russian cult. 232 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,400 I heard he got suspended for having an OnlyFans. 233 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,840 "Zaddy Voss." 234 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,520 - I heard about that. - Thank you. 235 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,080 Thank you, Principal Woods. 236 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,360 Uh, great to be back alongside you in the flesh. 237 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,440 It's nice. 238 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,720 Heard you had an interesting term last term. 239 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,280 Yeah. Looking forward to getting things 240 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,840 back on track now that I'm back. 241 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,760 So, as I always say... 242 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:59,440 Let's get ready to score some goals! 243 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,040 Okay, so I've got goals for you. 244 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,240 I'd like you to all have lovely big smiles. 245 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,320 Your hair nice and tidy, and Amerie, if you could refrain 246 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,720 from closing your eyes like you have done... 247 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,240 I just forgot my eyedrops one time. 248 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,200 Okay, everybody. And three, two-- 249 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,400 Oi! Anthony Vaughn's chopping his dick off in the quad. 250 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,400 No! No! No! 251 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,120 That is not your cue. 252 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,200 My dick causes nothing but trouble. 253 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,320 Makes you do stupid shit. 254 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,920 - Makes girls hate me. 255 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,320 Can't say anything without being called creep. 256 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,520 - Anthony Vaughn! 257 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,880 My dick is a curse, so I'm gonna get rid of it. 258 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,320 Somebody get him down from there, please. 259 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,640 Miss, he's got a weapon! 260 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,360 He's not really gonna chop his dick off. 261 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,080 Uh, I am. I totally am. 262 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,840 Chop it off! 263 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,320 Nicely played, Timothy. 264 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,000 I wasn't really gonna do it. 265 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,760 Yes, but Anthony Vaughn, 266 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,480 there are better ways of expressing your emotions 267 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,840 than threatening to extricate your penis. 268 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,760 Like what? 269 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,120 We've actually gone through this in SLTs. 270 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,840 It can be useful to talk about how we're feeling 271 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,880 before it starts to come out of us in other ways. 272 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,920 Here we go. 273 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,400 Something to add? 274 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,160 Turned my back for ten weeks, 275 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,560 Hartley's transformed into a woke snowflake nightmare. 276 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,160 Sorry, "woke snowflake nightmare"? 277 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,880 Yes, excuse me, Timothy, 278 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,960 but the SLT classes have been a roaring success, 279 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,280 thanks to Jojo. 280 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,680 Oh, really? 281 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,520 This is a roaring success, is it? 282 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,480 Oh, you're blaming this on SLTs? 283 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,840 They're your words, not mine. 284 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,120 Now, male school dropouts are through the roof, are they not? 285 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,200 They are. 286 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,920 Suspension's left, right, and in the center. 287 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,400 Young men are experiencing a crisis of confidence right now. 288 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,560 Yeah, he's not wrong. 289 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,120 Now the boys at Hartley are scared to breathe. 290 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,520 And SLT classes may be exacerbating that. 291 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,920 Sounds right. All we get told is that everything wrong in the world 292 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,000 is caused by our dicks. 293 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,200 We don't target boys in SLT class. 294 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,320 The point is to give these kids the space to discuss what they're going through. 295 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,400 "Discuss." 296 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,920 Boys can't communicate the same way as girls. 297 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,080 You know that. We communicate by doing. 298 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,000 Now the great Nollsy said it best. 299 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,640 "There is a little boy waiting at the counter of a corner shop." 300 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,960 "Now he has been waiting down there, waiting half of the day, 301 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,240 and they never ever see him from the top." 302 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,960 "Now he's been pushed around." 303 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,200 "Knocked to the ground." 304 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,520 "And he gets to his feet and he says, 305 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,880 what about..." 306 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,760 Me? 307 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,320 "What about he?" 308 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,600 "It isn't fair." 309 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,040 Why are you singing Shannon-- 310 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,400 ♪ I've had enough! ♪ 311 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,240 ♪ Now I want my share ♪ 312 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,120 ♪ Can't you see, yeah ♪ 313 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,320 ♪ I wanna live ♪ 314 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,240 ♪ But you... ♪ 315 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,240 Okay. 316 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,560 ♪ Just take more than you give... ♪ 317 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,840 - I love this song. - Okay. 318 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,080 It's so true. 319 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,800 Yeah, sure. Look... 320 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,520 - I do love this song. - SLT class might not be perfect 321 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,120 - but unless you've got a better idea. - Maybe I do. 322 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,600 That's good then, isn't it? Jojo, well done. 323 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,320 And Timothy, I really do look forward to that idea. 324 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,520 - I'm on it. - Good. 325 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,280 Is his penis still attached or what? 326 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,920 The boys at this school are actually munted. 327 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,800 - Oh yeah. 328 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,720 Entertainment, though. 329 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,880 My bag's gone. 330 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,080 That's so weird. I swear we left ours together. 331 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,240 We did. Someone's racked it. 332 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,240 I'm sure Darren and Quinni probably took it. They'll show up. 333 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,280 Don't worry. Come on. 334 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,800 You're about to receive a telephone call from an inmate 335 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,880 at Denison Correctional Complex. 336 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,360 I know I said 8:00. Bloody Clocks wouldn't get off the phone. 337 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,760 Which one is Clocks again? 338 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,840 You know, the, um, the ice addict with the stumpy arm and a normal one. 339 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,120 How's first day? 340 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,680 Oh. Boring. 341 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,200 Dusty's left the school. 342 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,240 There's a new hot guy, Ant tried to chop his dick off. 343 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,160 So, I'm not missing much then? 344 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,160 Nah. - Wait. 345 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,320 Is the new guy hot? 346 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,600 Hot but regional, not my type. 347 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,280 I can't believe I'm finally allowed to visit you tomorrow. 348 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,320 I know. I can't wait. 349 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,280 I miss you. 350 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,080 That your loverboy, cobba? Hey? 351 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,400 - Who's that? 352 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,160 Nobody. 353 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,440 So, not the smoothest intro in the world, 354 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,280 but now the kids have gotten it out of their system, so I'm sure it'll pass. 355 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,520 - Oh, thank you. 356 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,880 I'm gonna level with you. 357 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,080 The kids at Hartley are brutal. Brutal. 358 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,000 There must be something in the water 359 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,880 because it's been that way since I've taught here. 360 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,880 I used to cry myself to sleep every night in my first year 361 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,599 until I developed a thick outer shell which toughened me up 362 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,640 and ensured that I can't maintain a close and personal relationship 363 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,200 with anyone but my dog. 364 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:28,800 So, I am going to pair you up with someone who is no stranger to being the new kid. 365 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,000 Malakai, this is Rowan. Rowan, this is Malakai. 366 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:32,920 Well done. 367 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,840 Hope you have fun together. 368 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,760 Come on. 369 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,600 That's the Chess Club and that is the Haha Club. 370 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,280 Some kids stole a bunch of pieces, so they play with paint tins. 371 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,040 And Haha Club only exists 372 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,320 'cause our counselor hasn't turned up for six months 373 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,040 and they figured it'd be a good short term fix, so... 374 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,360 Well, like, what's your vibe? 375 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,320 Are you sporty, nerdy, unhinged drama kid? 376 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,120 - I'm more of a film geek. - Ah. 377 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,400 Well, there's an AV club. 378 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,080 - They call them the Dungeon Dwellers. 379 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,880 Uh, checks out. Maybe I'll sign up. 380 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,160 But, um, I've got... I've got SLUTS, so I'll see you around. 381 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,600 Oh, you've got sluts, okay. 382 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,480 Oh, it... It's a class. 383 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,920 Sure. 384 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,720 Hey, there's a... There's a party at the bunkers tonight. 385 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,560 You should come. 386 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,880 Yeah, sounds good. 387 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,960 Bye. 388 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,880 Okay, peeps. 389 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,680 Welcome to SLT class. 390 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,400 Thought we could start off with something gentle. 391 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,800 You'll notice art materials in front of you. 392 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,400 So pick whatever medium you like. 393 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,640 We're meant to be learning about condoms and blue waffle disease. 394 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,640 - Why are we doing art? - Don't look at it as art. 395 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,400 Look at the canvas as a way of expressing how you feel. 396 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,200 Choose whatever color speaks to you. 397 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,840 Miss, Spider's gone with mental illness grey. 398 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,360 Are you flirting with me? 399 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,200 No, I'm just hot and talking. 400 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,880 Oh, my God. 401 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,240 This is so fucking cringe. 402 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,040 How would you like to express how you're feeling, Spider? 403 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,480 Oh, I don't know. Maybe chuck something? 404 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,560 Punch something? 405 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,240 Like-- Like, why is this a better way of expressing myself 406 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,880 than simply telling you that this class sucks arse. 407 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,960 Because art doesn't involve hurting people. 408 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,040 Voss is right. 409 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,600 This is exactly why Dusty had to leave the school 410 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,800 and Ant had a menty-B. 411 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,640 Yeah, the little trio of fuccbois is gone. 412 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,120 You're irrelevant now. 413 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,640 Men exist. 414 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,560 Dicks exist. 415 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,200 XY chromosomes exist. 416 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,240 It's so easy to blame men, isn't it? 417 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,200 But what are you actually doing to help fix it? 418 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,480 Like, how is this crayon gonna fix it? 419 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,840 How is this crayon gonna fix me? 420 00:19:54,840 --> 00:20:00,320 Oh, uh-oh. Spider's gone and literally pokémorphed into peak incel. 421 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,560 That's it. I'm done. 422 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,720 I am walking out of this class once and for all, 423 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,720 and I'm doing it as a tribute to Anthony Vaughn. 424 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,040 - Oh, I'm sorry, did he die? 425 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,520 Did he bleed out? 426 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,840 All of you dudes in here, 427 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,720 if you're actually men... 428 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,040 - Oh, hell no. - Get up! Walk out with me. 429 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,040 - If you leave-- - What are you gonna do? 430 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,640 Go on. Touch me. 431 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,480 Fuck SLUTS. 432 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,480 Fuck SLUTS. 433 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,200 Fuck SLUTS. Fuck SLUTS. 434 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,360 Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS! 435 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:39,080 Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS! 436 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,680 Hey, what-- What now? 437 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,520 Stacks on Tom! 438 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,280 You're heavy. Get off! 439 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,560 Oi! 440 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,320 Oi, yourself. 441 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,320 You avoiding me? 442 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,760 Oh, no. I'm... No. What, why? No, no. Nope. 443 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,400 I just thought you might've texted or something over the holidays. 444 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,520 Well, I didn't hear from you either. 445 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,000 Yeah, I just, I didn't wanna rush you. 446 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,280 Well, not that there's anything to be rushed. 447 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,240 I've been thinking a lot about you. 448 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,360 I've been thinking a lot about you too. 449 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,520 But I really need to be there for Harper right now. 450 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,240 I-- I really wanna just focus on her. 451 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,920 Mmm. I get it. 452 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,560 - You do? - Yeah. 453 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,400 I'm not gonna pretend I'm not disappointed. But... 454 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,160 that's cool of you. 455 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,040 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, I'm... ♪ 456 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,040 Fuck it. 457 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,760 ♪ I'm feeling tied up, tied up ♪ 458 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,120 ♪ Tryna be a better man ♪ 459 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,200 ♪ Tryna be a better man ♪ 460 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,240 ♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up Fired up ♪ 461 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,520 ♪ Hot than a ceiling fan ♪ 462 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,680 ♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up ♪ 463 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,840 ♪ Tryna be a better man ♪ 464 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,760 So are you going to the bunker thing tonight? 465 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,720 - Um, Malakai, um... - Hmm. 466 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,400 That was nice. Really nice. 467 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,960 But... I meant what I said 468 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,200 and I really need to prioritize Harper right now. 469 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,120 Is that okay? 470 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,320 Yeah, yeah, totally. 471 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,360 Amerie! 472 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,720 - We were just-- We found Harper's bag. 473 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,560 Hmm. Didn't even last a day. 474 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,400 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. 475 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,880 This is so messed up. 476 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,320 What kind of psycho would do this? 477 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,680 Rigor mortis has set in. It's been dead about two days. 478 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,960 Hartley High. 479 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,880 - Oh, Quinni, no. 480 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,480 We've gotta give it a proper burial. 481 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,400 All right, which one of you dickheads is the Bird Psycho? 482 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,200 It's probably just some idiot playing a joke. 483 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,920 It's Chook. I know it is. 484 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,920 Nah, someone would've seen him. Woodsy and I are hyper alert to it. 485 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,160 It's gotta be Spider. 486 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,720 I think I've seen him. 487 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,000 - It's been weeks, though. - So? 488 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,400 So I kind of just thought maybe he didn't know it was us. 489 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,120 Or maybe he's waiting? 490 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,400 Or maybe I'm going nuts? 491 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,960 I really don't think it's Chook. 492 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,280 Come to the gatho tonight. I will force Spider to admit it was him. 493 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,400 As fun as that sounds, I got some shit to do. 494 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,320 One little signature. 495 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,360 I sign this and Dad's... 496 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,000 gone. 497 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,640 - It's just me. - It's not just you. 498 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,800 Come on, you have me. 499 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,120 It'll never be just you. 500 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,440 Not forever. 501 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,600 We'll grow up and you'll become like 502 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,040 some boss celebrity surgeon, and I'll join a bikie gang. 503 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,760 Oh, fuck that. I want to join your bikie gang. 504 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,360 I mean it, Harps. 505 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,720 I'm gonna be here. 506 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,600 Screw it. Let's go to this gatho. 507 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,800 - Come on. 508 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,480 Given there's four of us now, it'd be really helpful for me 509 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,920 if we created a list of topics to talk about tonight 510 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,720 and then also schedule the topics so we know the order. 511 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,560 We can move between them organically, but it'd be good if we knew 512 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,760 we had finished one topic before moving on. 513 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,720 So, for example, the first topic could be 514 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,800 Amerie becoming so overprotective of Harper, 515 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,400 which is ruining her love life. 516 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,800 That sounds kind of complicated. 517 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,120 No, you're totally right. Creating a schedule would be too much. 518 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,520 - Sorry. Forget about it. 519 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,560 This place stinks. 520 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,160 Oh. No, it's not the place. It's my bag. 521 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,280 The ibis is in it. 522 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,160 I'm gonna bury him. It'll be a nice 523 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,640 - final resting spot by the ocean. 524 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,960 ♪ Just a feeling that I won't Won't leave behind ♪ 525 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,600 ♪ Because it's something that is on It's on my mind ♪ 526 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,560 ♪ I guess it goes like na-na-na ♪ 527 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,320 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪ 528 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,520 You did it, right? You're Bird Psycho. 529 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,680 Here we go. 530 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,240 Or maybe I'm just not the only one who thinks that Harper's a witch. 531 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,960 Enjoy the party, Cheezel breath. 532 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,800 That dead shit is def Bird Psycho. 533 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,520 Nah, he's scared of birds. 534 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,640 Can't even touch one. 535 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,240 Oh, come off it. 536 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,160 It's true. 537 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,520 When we were kids, he got swooped by a swoopy boy magpie. 538 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,600 Took a chunk out of his neck. 539 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,360 Bloke's got like a full phobia now. 540 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,720 Birdaphobia, I believe. 541 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,800 As if. 542 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,040 Hey, look, it's farm-core. 543 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,080 Country-core. 544 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,480 Oink, oink, Dubbo! Sheep lover! 545 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,040 You made it. 546 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,880 Kind of regretting it now. 547 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,920 Never seen someone cop so many different nicknames in my life. 548 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,480 - I reckon Shatagonia might be my favorite. 549 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,240 I didn't even wear this sort of thing back in Dubbo. 550 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,560 I just, first day... I don't know. 551 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,960 I got in my head about it. 552 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,800 It's just that vest. Lose that, you're fine. 553 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,600 Yeah, but if I take it off now, it's like I'm admitting defeat. 554 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,640 Honestly, they're just gonna go at you whatever you do. 555 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,800 Nice one, no-vest. 556 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,880 Can I interest you in a free vest? 557 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,480 It comes with a bunch of ridicule, some shame 558 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,920 and a weird assumption you know your way around livestock. 559 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,480 Right, so the whole rumor that you birthed a calf? 560 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,920 Yeah, nah. 561 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,720 Look at these hands. 562 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,200 Never done a day's hard yakka in their lives. 563 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,120 Shit. 564 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,200 True. They're pretty pristine, Rowan. 565 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,040 - So, uh, you even from a farm? - No. 566 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,160 People don't realize, but Dubbo's actually a city. 567 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:50,560 Even if it's bullshit, you're probably stuck with farm-core now. 568 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,800 I've had worse. 569 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,520 - I used to be "Spud." 570 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,240 'Cause I was small, fat, not a lot of hair. 571 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,200 - Total potato. - Oh! 572 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,520 - I used to be "Booger" at my old school. 573 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,040 Long story, but... 574 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,000 You're kind of the only person here talking to me. 575 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,720 Yeah. Yeah, same. 576 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,520 So, let's hear it, Booger. 577 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,960 ♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪ 578 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,440 ♪ I die every night with you ♪ 579 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,840 Hey, dick chopper! 580 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,920 - Safety scissors! 581 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,320 You okay, dude? 582 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,680 I say no wuckas, 583 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,560 but deep down I got many wuckas. 584 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,800 I'm sorry about this morning. 585 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,240 Amerie's kind of on one about protecting me. 586 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,600 Why don't girls like me? 587 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,040 They think I'm like a creep. 588 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,920 Then stop being a creep. 589 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920 I'm not. 590 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,280 I'm a good guy. 591 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,960 It just feels like... 592 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,120 every time I open my mouth, chicks jump down my throat. 593 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,880 And not in a good way. 594 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,520 Yeah. I don't feel sorry for you. 595 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,320 Not even a little bit? 596 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,080 Girls are leery for a reason. 597 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,400 I get that. I know there are bad dudes out there, 598 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,360 I just don't think I'm one of them. 599 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,000 Anyone can be a bad dude. 600 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,640 Know how exhausting it is to be a girl? To have your guard up all the time? 601 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,520 Yeah, I dressed as a Powerpuff Girl for Halloween once. 602 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,240 I always see you with Spider. 603 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,360 Have you ever just tried to be friends with a girl? 604 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,520 Yeah, fully. 605 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,000 Not just to hook up. 606 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,440 Maybe you should start with that. 607 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,840 - Hey! 608 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,240 I just want you to know 609 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,720 that I'm really focusing a lot of my campaign energy 610 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,400 into making Hartley a safe space for non-males. 611 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,680 Great. 612 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:58,880 And I just think it's a bit probbo that you're standing by an accused rapist. 613 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,400 Ca$h didn't do anything. 614 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,320 - And Harper doesn't hold him responsible-- - I'm glad Harper is so forgiving. 615 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,200 But what about all the other survivors you're sending a message to? 616 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,440 Here's a campaign strategy for you, 617 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,960 mind your own business. 618 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,080 - Just go. Don't start. 619 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,640 Hey, do you wanna go hide from everyone? 620 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,400 Ant's clearly just lying to cover for his mate. 621 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,520 Ant's not that great at lying. 622 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,240 Harper's terrified. 623 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,400 If we can prove for sure it's just something dumb that Spider did, 624 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,880 she won't be so freaked out. 625 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,120 I've got an idea. 626 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,280 Oi! Skidmark! 627 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,680 Heard you're afraid of birds. 628 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,440 The fuck is that? 629 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,920 - Fuck! Get away from me. 630 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,960 - Check his neck. - Don't let it touch me! 631 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,320 Check his neck. 632 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,760 - No, please! - He has got a scar there. 633 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,960 Told ya! Swoopy boy phobia. 634 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,280 I don't know how you're putting up with all of this. 635 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,560 Pretty used to people judging me. 636 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,440 Am I a bad person for staying with Ca$h? 637 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,960 No. Sasha's a bad person for saying that. 638 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,520 But is there a part of you that blames him for it, though? 639 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,360 No. 640 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,400 But... he could have told someone. He could have done something more. 641 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,000 He's the reason it wasn't worse. 642 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,240 I said that in my statement, and I'll say it at the trial. 643 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,960 Trial. 644 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,880 I have a boyfriend who's going on trial. 645 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,400 It's crazy to think he might not get out for a while. 646 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,520 You get to see him tomorrow, though, right? 647 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,200 Yeah, his nan's taking me. 648 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,400 We talk every day on the phone. 649 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,480 But... Hmm. 650 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,680 Actually getting to touch his hand... 651 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,600 Oi, um, Spider says you're a witch. 652 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,560 - Let's cast spells on people. 653 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,520 I'll go first. 654 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,680 Um... 655 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,840 - Abraca... 656 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,080 Shut up! 657 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,520 Abracadabra, 658 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,480 may you always have really bad dick cheese. 659 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,800 Abracadabra... 660 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,800 Hot. 661 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,640 ...may all the bindies find their way into your feet. 662 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,880 Hey, we should probably get out of here! 663 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,280 What have you done now? 664 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,640 Yeah, good chat. 665 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,640 No! 666 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,680 Yes, I did. 667 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,600 I was so sure it was him. 668 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,560 Oh, you and Quinni are nutjobs, but thank you for trying. 669 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,040 - Piss off. 670 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,760 It's Chook. It's gotta be. 671 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,720 - How does he know where you live? - He's clearly stalking me. 672 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,240 Then we need to call the cops. 673 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,520 And we'll tell them I set fire to his car first. 674 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,000 They'll love that. 675 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,800 I dragged you into this. I'm so sorry. 676 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,560 No, it's okay. I won't let anything happen, all right? 677 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,640 No offense, but what are you gonna do? 678 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,680 We're little girls. 679 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,120 We're dumb girls that did a really stupid thing. 680 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,200 And now we're facing the consequences. 681 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,480 I can't believe you talked us into this. 682 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,760 This isn't fucking Spy Kids, Chook is dangerous. 683 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,200 ♪ I collect magnets ♪ 684 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,920 ♪ Alphabets and Hello Kitty gadgets ♪ 685 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,720 ♪ Pirates with one-eyed patches ♪ 686 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,680 ♪ Kung-fu chefs with hatchets ♪ 687 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,160 ♪ Panties of the ratchet ♪ 688 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,800 ♪ Galore at the dollar store ♪ 689 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,520 ♪ Reminding me I don't have kids And off the grid ♪ 690 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,920 ♪ I'll off my fam same way Söze did ♪ 691 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,199 ♪ And my lawyer'll be Kobayashi ♪ 692 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,480 ♪ Teflon Don got nothing on me ♪ 693 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,080 ♪ So wasabi, too much make eye watery ♪ 694 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,040 ♪ Hung jury, won lottery ♪ 695 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,679 ♪ And clay pottery ♪ 696 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,159 ♪ With bonsai tree ♪ 697 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,600 ♪ Hey, don't bother me Unless you're thе press ♪ 698 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,159 ♪ You can follow me No gun's you'll see ♪ 699 00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:31,679 ♪ Tucked in my vеst as I play chess ♪ 700 00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,920 ♪ Rook to H8, okay... ♪ 701 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,440 So what exactly are we looking for? 702 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,840 Anything that proves Chook's been following her 703 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,480 and doing the dead bird stuff. 704 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,639 Then Harper won't have to prove he was there the night they took her. 705 00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,080 We can just get him arrested for stalking or something. 706 00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,120 He left his phone. 707 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,440 Fuck! 708 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,800 - Ello-hay, Adlay. - Who the fuck are you? 709 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,600 We just wanna talk. 710 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,320 So, let me get this straight. 711 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,680 Youse reckon I came into your school, 712 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,560 stole her bag, found a dead bird, 713 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,880 put that dead bird on her bag, 714 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,440 figured out where she lives, 715 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,760 found another dead bird, and put that dead bird on her doorstep. 716 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,960 Yes, exactly! 717 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,720 You're trying to get me to admit that? 718 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,800 - No. 719 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,600 Recording. 720 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,480 Youse are fucking pathetic, eh? 721 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,640 - Why would I do all this shit? 722 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,240 Well, you have some motives. 723 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,320 Yeah? What motives would they be? 724 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,160 Think I'd mess with her when we're still awaiting trial? 725 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,240 How's that gonna look for my boys, huh? 726 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,600 - That make sense to you? - Not really. 727 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,880 No, not really? 728 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,880 Not very clever breaking in here. 729 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,280 I don't like people touching my shit. 730 00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,200 And I really don't like being accused of shit I didn't do 731 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,720 after you burned my fucking car 732 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,680 and locked my lads in jail! 733 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,200 You are lucky 734 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,000 I am trying to keep my nose clean at the moment. 735 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,520 I think you should fuck off. 736 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,040 Or you could stay. 737 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,040 Oi, not you. 738 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440 - Come here! Come here. 739 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,680 It's all right. 740 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,680 Look around you. Look around. 741 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,360 This is Ca$h. 742 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,520 This is his world. 743 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 You think you know him, but you don't. 744 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,760 I do know him. 745 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,120 Yeah? So he told you the real story? 746 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,200 Did he? Come here. 747 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,120 Come here. He told you the truth? 748 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,680 What real story? 749 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,160 Oh, you don't know? 750 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,600 Oh, he was in on it. 751 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,640 Yeah, he was gunning for it. 752 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,800 He just got cold feet. 753 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280 That's not true. 754 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760 Yeah? 755 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,640 Why do you think he chose not to testify against Jayden and Tilla? 756 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,720 Huh? 757 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,040 Why do you think he chose not to dob me in, huh? 758 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,440 Because he's one of us. 759 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,440 Always has been. 760 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,960 Always will be. 761 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,280 Like I said, you think you know someone. 762 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,680 You don't know shit. 763 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,760 Do you? 764 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,600 Say it. 765 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,920 - Say it! - I don't know shit. 766 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,840 Fuck off. 767 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,680 Okay. 768 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,920 Push that to the footy post and back. 769 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,600 - Let's go. - Why? 770 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,120 There are many reasons why. 771 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,520 Spider, just do it. All of you, jump on some rubber. 772 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,480 Let's go. 773 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,240 Come on, Anthony. Show me what's under that sloppy joe. 774 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,880 You should feel it in your quads. 775 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,640 Didn't know you were such a huge Shannon Noll fan. 776 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,240 Not Shannon Noll. 777 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,400 Moving Pictures, 1981 original. 778 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,840 Thank you. And Timothy made some valid points, 779 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,720 and he's not the first to raise this issue. 780 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,680 I've got Anthony Vaughn's mother on my back. 781 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,880 Dustin's parents made their feelings known when they withdrew him from the school. 782 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,560 I have to show that I am taking these concerns seriously, Jojo. 783 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,840 By allowing them to do whatever this is. 784 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,520 Well, yes, and also by making the SLTs elective. 785 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,480 Come on! 786 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,120 - What? - Don't look at me like that. 787 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,800 If you make SLTs an elective, no one's going to come. 788 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,360 I actually think it's gonna open up a whole new cohort of students 789 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,120 who will thrive under your tutelage, Jojo. 790 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,600 You just gotta have some faith. 791 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,440 Rest assured, we won't be doing any of that 792 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,800 rubbish you had to stomach last term. 793 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,600 There'll be no sitting around singing "Kumbaya" 794 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,200 - and talking about our feelings. 795 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,800 Now, once upon a time, 796 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,000 we men were kings! 797 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,160 We were warriors. 798 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,800 - We were lords. 799 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,720 But this world made us weak. 800 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,880 - Sooky. Whiny. 801 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,480 La-las who can't even push a tire across a pitch. 802 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,440 That's going to change as of today. 803 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,680 So come, Kings. Where are you? 804 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,680 Hmm? You out there? 805 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,000 Come, warriors. Hmm? 806 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,800 Come, Lords. 807 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,960 -"Cumlords." -"Cumlords." 808 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,040 Come together now. 809 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,320 Come together and release your inner beast. 810 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,040 Cumlords. 811 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,960 We're the cumlords. We're the cumlords. 812 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,480 Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords! 813 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,840 Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords! 814 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,120 - Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords! 815 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,280 - Cumlords! Cumlords! - What're they saying? 816 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,160 Oh, they're saying "cumlords." Real nice. Hmm. 817 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,640 Cumlords! Cumlords! Hmm. 818 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,040 Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords! 819 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,480 Piggott, visitor. 820 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,480 Hey. Hey. 821 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,680 Hey, where were you this morning? 822 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,040 I don't think it's Chook. 823 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,520 What? 824 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,040 Bird Psycho, it's not Chook. 825 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,120 Where were you this morning? 826 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,920 - We went to see Chook. - What the fuck! 827 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,320 And he didn't seem to know anything about it. 828 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,160 - I don't think he wants revenge. - He's a literal psychopath. 829 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,040 - I took Quinni and Darren with me. - I can't with this. 830 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,400 I need you to stop. Stop trying to protect me. 831 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,000 Don't you see this is hurting you? 832 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,320 Everything that happened to you was my fault. 833 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,000 - It wasn't. - It's not just you, Harps. 834 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,800 Everyone at this school thinks that I'm a shitty person 835 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,200 and I can't shake this feeling that they're right. 836 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,840 You're not a shitty person. 837 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,840 We both fucked up. 838 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,120 And you're the best mate in the whole world. 839 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,560 You have so much energy, Am. 840 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,840 You're like... the Energizer Bunny on pingers. 841 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,080 So when you turn all that on me, it's fucking terrifying. 842 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,440 You need to take that energy and put it into something else. 843 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,920 But I swear to God, if you keep trying to protect me, 844 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,320 I'm gonna shave your head. 845 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,960 I would rock it though. 846 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,640 Oi, wait. Come here. 847 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,880 Your little "cumlords" gag out there 848 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,480 might've got you a detention with another teacher. 849 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,720 But not me. You know why? 850 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,320 - No. - Because I know how it is. 851 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,680 Society is already trying to cut you down. 852 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,920 My old man ran his own company for 50 years. 853 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,880 The little start-up is a multinational success. 854 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,480 Then he got fired 855 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,360 from his own company that he started. 856 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,840 And you know why? 857 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,520 For a joke. 858 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,920 His lifetime, a joke. 859 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,240 But that's how this Brave New World works. 860 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,600 Now, those boys out there, they will walk through fire for you. 861 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,440 And you know what that's called? 862 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,400 Stupidity. 863 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,240 It's called leadership. 864 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,080 You're either born with it or you're not. 865 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,680 Now, let me tell you, Spencer, you have it. 866 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,480 And me. 867 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,040 Now, together, we can do great things. 868 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,920 And we can start by setting right a few things around here. 869 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,280 For fellas. What do you say? 870 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,400 Sounds... Sounds great. 871 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,680 - Yeah. - Yeah. 872 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,560 - I knew I could count on you. - Yeah. 873 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,040 - Timothy. - Stacy. 874 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,840 - Nice to see you. - And you. 875 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,360 Contextualize "cumlords" for me, would you? 876 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,720 Absolutely. 877 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,200 Comprehensive Understanding of Masculinity... 878 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,680 - Led... 879 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,600 by Older Respected... 880 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,200 - Dude...? - ..."s". 881 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,200 Hmm. 882 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,520 Okay. 883 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,800 Being a school captain 884 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,960 is a huge responsibility. 885 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,800 It requires leadership, 886 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,960 - caring for other people. 887 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,200 The very well-being of our students is in their hands. 888 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,600 This year, we've only had one, uh, candidate come forward. 889 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,560 Well done, Sasha. 890 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,680 So I would like to encourage you all 891 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,880 to be brave 892 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,680 and throw your hat in the ring and give it a go. 893 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,360 Sasha, why don't you take us through your policies? 894 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,960 Thank you to our esteemed-- 895 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,440 Wait! 896 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,240 I'm gonna run. 897 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,000 Okay. Well done, Spencer, if you'd like to-- 898 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,200 - Do you feel forgotten... 899 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,880 ...unseen, left behind, 900 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,840 or worse, 901 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,520 do you feel... like you can't even breathe... 902 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,840 Huh? - ...for fear of getting canceled? 903 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,800 - Oh. - People like Sasha So 904 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,680 have made me feel like I'm responsible 905 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,040 for the world's problems for far too long now. 906 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,880 - It's disrespectful. - And I'm sick of it. 907 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,920 People can say what they want about me. 908 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,960 - But what you see is what you get. Whoo! 909 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,760 So I say, it's time for us, 910 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,120 - the canceled, to take back the power. 911 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,480 It's time to be unapologetic 912 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,840 about who we really are. 913 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,120 Boo! 914 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,320 So vote for me, Spencer White, 915 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,000 if you want a real leader. 916 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,360 - Yeah! 917 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,040 Okay. Thank you so much, Spencer. 918 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,040 If Spider gets school captain, we're all doomed. 919 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,960 I don't know if I feel any better about Sasha being elected to be honest. 920 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,600 I'm gonna run too. 921 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,680 Am, what the hell? 922 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,560 Amerie. - Maybe this is it, Harps. 923 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,600 This is what I put my energy into. 924 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,040 Making it up to everyone. 925 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,160 Okay, well, this is unexpected. 926 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,280 Uh... Um... 927 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,680 I doubt many of you would want to vote for me. 928 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,480 And I get it. I've let a lot of people down. 929 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,280 Even in the last day, I think I've pissed off about 20 of you... 930 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,640 Is she allowed to do this? 931 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,720 ...but I think that's what makes me the best candidate 932 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,320 because I wanna be better. 933 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,720 I want to make it up to you all 934 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,760 and I will work five times harder than anyone else to do it. 935 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,080 I will prove that I can be a good person. 936 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,200 Plus who'd want these two dickheads as school captain? 937 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,480 They want this for themselves, not you, 938 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,760 for their own egos. 939 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,560 So... vote one. 940 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,240 Amerie Wadia. Hartley High's biggest fuck-up. 941 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,600 Let me make it up to you. 942 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,440 - Whoo! 943 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,360 Thank you, Amerie. 944 00:46:55,360 --> 00:47:00,080 Everybody, our three candidates for school captain of Hartley High. 945 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:14,400 Hey. So, um, it turns out Harper didn't really want a full-time bodyguard. 946 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,280 I see. 947 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,800 So I have some time on my hands. 948 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,320 Time you'll spend in the race for school captain? 949 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,840 I mean, yeah, that, 950 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,600 but also time that I could be spending with you. 951 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,400 - I'd like that. - Yeah, me too. 952 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,720 Um, wanna start tonight? 953 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,440 Sounds good. 954 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,520 Hey, Booger. 955 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,040 Hey, Spud. 956 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,560 What are you up to tonight? 957 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,480 So, we'll be your campaign managers, 958 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,520 but you're gonna have to choose a vice. 959 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,280 - I was thinking Quinni. - Seriously? 960 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,880 - I reckon you'll be amazing. 961 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,600 How's the look on those two rockjobs when you got up? 962 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,720 What the hell? 963 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,640 "You don't get to be the hero." 964 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,880 {\an8}"Bird Psycho." 965 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,080 Bird Psycho? 966 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,920 Did this happen just now? 967 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,080 Wait, so they're after you now? 968 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,760 No. No, they were always after me. 969 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,280 The ibis that was on my bag, the one that I lent you, 970 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,600 it's got my name on it. 971 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,040 Then the mynah bird, that was my house. 972 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,520 Whoever this is, they wanna bring me down. 973 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,480 So it really isn't Chook. 974 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,040 We would've seen him in the hall. 975 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,600 Whoever sent this was in assembly just now. 976 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,320 Bird Psycho's out to get Amerie. 977 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,760 And they go to this school! 978 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,760 Who at Hartley hates me this much? 979 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,880 We all want to be the hero of our own story. 980 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,760 But have you ever stopped to think that at some point, to someone, 981 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,680 you're the villain? 982 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,400 ♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪