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♪ Kids out driving
Saturday afternoon ♪
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♪ Just pass me by ♪
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We all want to be
the hero of our own story.
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But there's only one way
to tell if you're a hero.
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And it's not about
how jacked you are.
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Or if you have a magic power,
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or you can eat ten Weet-Bix
in one sitting.
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Nope.
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The only way to tell if you're a hero...
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...is to come
face-to-face with a villain.
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Where is Amerie and Harper?
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Has anyone seen Amerie or Harper?
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♪ Time to book a room
To stay tonight ♪
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{\an8}- Term two, baby!
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By the way,
I got your back-to-school present.
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Oh, yeah, is it a dad?
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From now on,
I am officially your bodyguard.
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I go wherever you go.
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You can't even chuck a shit
without me being there.
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I am gonna be the best goddamn mate
you've ever seen!
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- But also...
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this.
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What is that?
- Pepper spray.
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Did you make this yourself?
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Yeah, I found a recipe on the Internet.
Made myself one too.
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Bam!
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I have one mission from now on,
protect you at all costs.
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You're scaring me.
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This is kind of cool.
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Does it make you feel like
a powerful bitch?
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- Kind of.
- 'Cause guess what we are.
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What?
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Powerful bitches!
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Quick, it's the train.
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It's the worst.
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It's of its time.
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You okay, Harps?
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Oi! Let's go.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Turn.
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♪ I'm not mad, it's over ♪
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♪ Never gonna wait for your call ♪
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- ♪ I don't need this anymore ♪
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I am roped and gagged!
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How are we back already?
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- Hey.
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I am hungry for an education.
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I'm starving for it.
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Yeah, you bloody need one.
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Can we walk two by two?
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Is that annoying?
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It's all good.
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- Okay.
- Um... Oh.
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- Oh.
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- You okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm totally fine.
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I only mentally prepared myself
to walk three abreast before Amerie came,
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it was just me and Darren
and before Darren, it was just me.
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Not that I'm not completely stoked
you're here.
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I know. Thank you for having me.
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Rat slut!
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You put Ca$h in jail!
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Ah, say more, I dare ya!
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♪ Wanna get married, start a family ♪
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♪ Wanna love a lifetime... ♪
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Mmm! Thirst incoming.
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Shut up! I told you I'm not going there.
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My priority is Harper this term.
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I give you one week.
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No, I'm serious, okay?
Boys are what messed up our friendship.
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♪ Baby, we can do it too ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Well, maybe we're just naive, baby ♪
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One week.
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Brutal.
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She probably just didn't see me.
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Do you care,
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given what we yarned about
over the holidays?
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Yeah, about that.
Can we just keep that between us?
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I don't really need
any more drama in my life.
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You want a drama-free life,
stay clear of Amerie.
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That bitch is like Eris.
Chaos and strife just follow her.
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Who's Eris?
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Goddess of disaster.
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I'm really into mythology at the moment.
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It is sick.
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Vote for the Queer
Socialist Marxist
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Climate Crusaders Against Littering Party
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if you care about how much soft plastic
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{\an8}the school canteen is not recycling.
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Reckon it's too late to be homeschooled?
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Don't know, but you've cooked it already
with that outfit.
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- Bugger off.
I'm serious.
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That vest is chat.
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Oi. Weed gummy?
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Dude, it's like 8:00 a.m.
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I stand for the mandatory use
of pronouns before class begins.
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- And I stand--
Pronouns are soft!
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Bronouns are actually in.
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Uh, for example, my name is Spider
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and my bronouns are dude, mate and bruh.
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That is an intentional act of bigotry
and a technical hate crime!
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Okay.
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Election party tonight
at the bunkers.
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No spiders allowed.
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Okay, Dusty from Wish.
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Yeah, what are you wearing?
- It's called evolving.
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Someone has to be
the hot guy at Hartley now.
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And that's you now, is it?
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I'm willing to fill
any holes left by Dusty.
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Any holes.
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She'd rather fuck a cattle prod, you perv.
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Chill. It's a compliment.
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Can't say anything anymore.
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What do you mean, "left by Dusty"?
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Oh, you didn't hear?
Dusty doesn't go here anymore.
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How could he, after you KO'd
his reputation in front of whole school?
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That's two guys
you've gotten kicked out of Hartley.
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First Ca$h and now Dusty.
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- Who's your next victim?
- Shut up, Spider!
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At least you didn't get Dusty in jail.
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I said shut the fuck up, Spider.
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Amerie, no!
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Is that salad dressing?
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Oh!
He was mean to Harper
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so I'm gonna squirt him
with my Kraft Zesty.
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Shit. Sorry, Zoe.
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Good to see you've done precisely zero
selfing-up over the holidays, Map Bitch.
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You're the worst.
You suck.
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Map Bitch.
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Shit, my gummies. Five-second rule.
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That's a lot of gummies, dude.
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You know, I was hoping
for an incident-free term,
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but instead I get you
almost taking out Anthony Vaughn's eye
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with the opera house.
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And what's even in this?
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Cayenne pepper, some vinegar...
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Smells delicious. And you're lucky
it didn't cause any damage, Amerie.
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Miss, those boys are cooked.
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They said messed up stuff to Harper,
and I wasn't gonna hear it.
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So do we think that assaulting people
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is a good way
of standing up for our friends?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Okay. You know what?
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I challenge you two to find a better way
of facing your disputes.
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You need to get more creative on it.
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You know, instead of a fight,
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you need to do a dance-off like they do
on those American teen movies.
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Instead of hitting people, you hit them
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with a "I don't like your vibe, man."
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"Get out of my space, yeah?"
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Go on. Get up and give it a go, please.
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Give it a go.
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I don't like your vibe, man.
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Get out of my space.
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Okay. Thank you. That's enough.
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Amerie, detention starting tomorrow.
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Harper, I'd like a word.
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- But, miss--
- Thank you, Amerie. You can go now.
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Go. Go. Go.
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- How you doing, Harper?
- Good.
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- How's your living situation?
- Good.
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Yeah, Amerie's been great,
lending me stuff.
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Still haven't been able to
get back into Dad's, so...
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So contact with him--
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I'm emancipating.
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Right.
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Well, I've let the other teachers know
about your situation.
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So if you need to step out of class,
or come to my office--
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Special Victims Unit. Yeah, cool.
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I'm fine.
I don't want any special treatment.
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Okay.
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- Yeah. No, okay.
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Should we go and smile for the camera?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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♪ Girl comes up to me and says
"What you drivin'?" ♪
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Hey.
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The new Dusty just dropped. Come on.
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Worst you can say is no.
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Creep.
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That was worse.
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'Sup, girl?
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- Burn in hell, pervert.
- What did you say?
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I said burn in hell, pervert!
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- Move.
- Creep. Burn in hell, pervert.
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- I don't feel so good.
- Disgusting.
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- I'm sorry.
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Loser.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Disgusting.
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Anthony.
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Everyone's right.
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You know what to do.
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Right. Brace yourself, Jojo.
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Yes, come in.
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You know the drill.
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Shortest at the front,
tallest at the back.
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That is not personal.
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It is purely practical.
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Come on. Let's get this done.
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Can't believe Dusty's gone.
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I heard he goes to St. Bruno's now.
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- He goes to a private boys school?
- Yeah.
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Perfect. No notes.
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Cheers.
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Yeah.
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You new?
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- Yeah.
- I'm Amerie.
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Rowan.
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- Nice vest.
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Welcome, everybody. Welcome back.
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Welcome to your home away from home.
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- We've missed you, haven't we, Jojo?
- Definitely.
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So it's lovely to see
all your lovely faces.
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Now, I would like to introduce
a very special new student
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to our school.
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His name is Rowan.
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He comes all the way from Dubbo.
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Let's give Rowan a big welcome.
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Rowan from Dubbo.
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Hey, farmer wants a wife!
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Okay. Thank you, Spencer.
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Aw, it's giving Morgan Wallen.
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Keep it country, farm-core.
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Calm your farm everybody.
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Sorry, Vest&Less.
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Do you sleep in a shed or--
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Thank you. We have the photographer
for ten more minutes.
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Fuck.
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I'm sure that you all remember
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head of PE, Mr. Timothy Voss.
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- Give a welcome back.
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- Where's he been?
- I heard he joined a Russian cult.
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I heard he got suspended
for having an OnlyFans.
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"Zaddy Voss."
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- I heard about that.
- Thank you.
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Thank you, Principal Woods.
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Uh, great to be back
alongside you in the flesh.
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It's nice.
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Heard you had
an interesting term last term.
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Yeah. Looking forward to getting things
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back on track now that I'm back.
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So, as I always say...
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Let's get ready
to score some goals!
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Okay, so I've got goals for you.
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I'd like you to all have
lovely big smiles.
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Your hair nice and tidy,
and Amerie, if you could refrain
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from closing your eyes like you have done...
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I just forgot my eyedrops one time.
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Okay, everybody. And three, two--
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Oi! Anthony Vaughn's
chopping his dick off in the quad.
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No! No! No!
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That is not your cue.
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My dick causes nothing but trouble.
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Makes you do stupid shit.
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- Makes girls hate me.
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Can't say anything
without being called creep.
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- Anthony Vaughn!
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My dick is a curse,
so I'm gonna get rid of it.
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Somebody get him down from there, please.
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Miss, he's got a weapon!
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He's not really gonna chop his dick off.
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Uh, I am. I totally am.
262
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,840
Chop it off!
263
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,320
Nicely played, Timothy.
264
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,000
I wasn't really gonna do it.
265
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,760
Yes, but Anthony Vaughn,
266
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,480
there are better ways
of expressing your emotions
267
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,840
than threatening to extricate your penis.
268
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,760
Like what?
269
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,120
We've actually gone through this in SLTs.
270
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,840
It can be useful
to talk about how we're feeling
271
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,880
before it starts to come out
of us in other ways.
272
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,920
Here we go.
273
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,400
Something to add?
274
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,160
Turned my back for ten weeks,
275
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,560
Hartley's transformed
into a woke snowflake nightmare.
276
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,160
Sorry, "woke snowflake nightmare"?
277
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,880
Yes, excuse me, Timothy,
278
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,960
but the SLT classes
have been a roaring success,
279
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,280
thanks to Jojo.
280
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,680
Oh, really?
281
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,520
This is a roaring success, is it?
282
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,480
Oh, you're blaming this on SLTs?
283
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,840
They're your words, not mine.
284
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,120
Now, male school dropouts
are through the roof, are they not?
285
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,200
They are.
286
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,920
Suspension's left, right,
and in the center.
287
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,400
Young men are experiencing
a crisis of confidence right now.
288
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,560
Yeah, he's not wrong.
289
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,120
Now the boys at Hartley
are scared to breathe.
290
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,520
And SLT classes may be exacerbating that.
291
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,920
Sounds right. All we get told is that
everything wrong in the world
292
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,000
is caused by our dicks.
293
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,200
We don't target boys in SLT class.
294
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,320
The point is to give these kids the space
to discuss what they're going through.
295
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,400
"Discuss."
296
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,920
Boys can't communicate
the same way as girls.
297
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,080
You know that. We communicate by doing.
298
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,000
Now the great Nollsy said it best.
299
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,640
"There is a little boy
waiting at the counter of a corner shop."
300
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,960
"Now he has been waiting down there,
waiting half of the day,
301
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,240
and they never ever see him from the top."
302
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,960
"Now he's been pushed around."
303
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,200
"Knocked to the ground."
304
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,520
"And he gets to his feet and he says,
305
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,880
what about..."
306
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,760
Me?
307
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,320
"What about he?"
308
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,600
"It isn't fair."
309
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,040
Why are you singing Shannon--
310
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,400
♪ I've had enough! ♪
311
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,240
♪ Now I want my share ♪
312
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,120
♪ Can't you see, yeah ♪
313
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,320
♪ I wanna live ♪
314
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,240
♪ But you... ♪
315
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,240
Okay.
316
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,560
♪ Just take more than you give... ♪
317
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,840
- I love this song.
- Okay.
318
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,080
It's so true.
319
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,800
Yeah, sure. Look...
320
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,520
- I do love this song.
- SLT class might not be perfect
321
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,120
- but unless you've got a better idea.
- Maybe I do.
322
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,600
That's good then, isn't it?
Jojo, well done.
323
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,320
And Timothy, I really do
look forward to that idea.
324
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,520
- I'm on it.
- Good.
325
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,280
Is his penis still attached or what?
326
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,920
The boys at this school
are actually munted.
327
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,800
- Oh yeah.
328
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,720
Entertainment, though.
329
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,880
My bag's gone.
330
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,080
That's so weird.
I swear we left ours together.
331
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,240
We did. Someone's racked it.
332
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,240
I'm sure Darren and Quinni
probably took it. They'll show up.
333
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,280
Don't worry. Come on.
334
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,800
You're about to receive
a telephone call from an inmate
335
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,880
at Denison Correctional Complex.
336
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,360
I know I said 8:00.
Bloody Clocks wouldn't get off the phone.
337
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,760
Which one is Clocks again?
338
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,840
You know, the, um, the ice addict
with the stumpy arm and a normal one.
339
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,120
How's first day?
340
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,680
Oh. Boring.
341
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,200
Dusty's left the school.
342
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,240
There's a new hot guy,
Ant tried to chop his dick off.
343
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,160
So, I'm not missing much then?
344
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,160
Nah.
- Wait.
345
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,320
Is the new guy hot?
346
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,600
Hot but regional, not my type.
347
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,280
I can't believe I'm finally allowed
to visit you tomorrow.
348
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,320
I know. I can't wait.
349
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,280
I miss you.
350
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,080
That your loverboy, cobba? Hey?
351
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,400
- Who's that?
352
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,160
Nobody.
353
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,440
So,
not the smoothest intro in the world,
354
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,280
but now the kids have gotten it out
of their system, so I'm sure it'll pass.
355
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,520
- Oh, thank you.
356
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,880
I'm gonna level with you.
357
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,080
The kids at Hartley are brutal. Brutal.
358
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,000
There must be something in the water
359
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,880
because it's been that way
since I've taught here.
360
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,880
I used to cry myself to sleep
every night in my first year
361
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,599
until I developed a thick outer shell
which toughened me up
362
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,640
and ensured that I can't maintain
a close and personal relationship
363
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,200
with anyone but my dog.
364
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:28,800
So, I am going to pair you up with someone
who is no stranger to being the new kid.
365
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,000
Malakai, this is Rowan.
Rowan, this is Malakai.
366
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:32,920
Well done.
367
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,840
Hope you have fun together.
368
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,760
Come on.
369
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,600
That's the Chess Club
and that is the Haha Club.
370
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,280
Some kids stole a bunch of pieces,
so they play with paint tins.
371
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,040
And Haha Club only exists
372
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,320
'cause our counselor
hasn't turned up for six months
373
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,040
and they figured it'd be
a good short term fix, so...
374
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,360
Well, like, what's your vibe?
375
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,320
Are you sporty, nerdy, unhinged drama kid?
376
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,120
- I'm more of a film geek.
- Ah.
377
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,400
Well, there's an AV club.
378
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,080
- They call them the Dungeon Dwellers.
379
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,880
Uh, checks out. Maybe I'll sign up.
380
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,160
But, um, I've got... I've got SLUTS,
so I'll see you around.
381
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,600
Oh, you've got sluts, okay.
382
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,480
Oh, it... It's a class.
383
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,920
Sure.
384
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,720
Hey, there's a...
There's a party at the bunkers tonight.
385
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,560
You should come.
386
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,880
Yeah, sounds good.
387
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,960
Bye.
388
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,880
Okay, peeps.
389
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,680
Welcome to SLT class.
390
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,400
Thought we could start off
with something gentle.
391
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,800
You'll notice art materials
in front of you.
392
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,400
So pick whatever medium you like.
393
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,640
We're meant to be learning about condoms
and blue waffle disease.
394
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,640
- Why are we doing art?
- Don't look at it as art.
395
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,400
Look at the canvas
as a way of expressing how you feel.
396
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,200
Choose whatever color speaks to you.
397
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,840
Miss, Spider's gone
with mental illness grey.
398
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,360
Are you flirting with me?
399
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,200
No, I'm just hot and talking.
400
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,880
Oh, my God.
401
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,240
This is so fucking cringe.
402
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,040
How would you like to express
how you're feeling, Spider?
403
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,480
Oh, I don't know. Maybe chuck something?
404
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,560
Punch something?
405
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,240
Like-- Like, why is this
a better way of expressing myself
406
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,880
than simply telling you
that this class sucks arse.
407
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,960
Because art doesn't
involve hurting people.
408
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,040
Voss is right.
409
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,600
This is exactly why
Dusty had to leave the school
410
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,800
and Ant had a menty-B.
411
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,640
Yeah, the little trio of fuccbois is gone.
412
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,120
You're irrelevant now.
413
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,640
Men exist.
414
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,560
Dicks exist.
415
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,200
XY chromosomes exist.
416
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,240
It's so easy to blame men, isn't it?
417
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,200
But what are you actually
doing to help fix it?
418
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,480
Like, how is this crayon gonna fix it?
419
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,840
How is this crayon gonna fix me?
420
00:19:54,840 --> 00:20:00,320
Oh, uh-oh. Spider's gone
and literally pokémorphed into peak incel.
421
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,560
That's it. I'm done.
422
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,720
I am walking out
of this class once and for all,
423
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,720
and I'm doing it as a tribute
to Anthony Vaughn.
424
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,040
- Oh, I'm sorry, did he die?
425
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,520
Did he bleed out?
426
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,840
All of you dudes in here,
427
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,720
if you're actually men...
428
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,040
- Oh, hell no.
- Get up! Walk out with me.
429
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,040
- If you leave--
- What are you gonna do?
430
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,640
Go on. Touch me.
431
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,480
Fuck SLUTS.
432
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,480
Fuck SLUTS.
433
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,200
Fuck SLUTS. Fuck SLUTS.
434
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,360
Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS!
435
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:39,080
Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS!
Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS! Fuck SLUTS!
436
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,680
Hey, what-- What now?
437
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,520
Stacks on Tom!
438
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,280
You're heavy. Get off!
439
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:58,560
Oi!
440
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,320
Oi, yourself.
441
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,320
You avoiding me?
442
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,760
Oh, no. I'm... No. What, why? No, no. Nope.
443
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,400
I just thought you might've texted
or something over the holidays.
444
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,520
Well, I didn't hear from you either.
445
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,000
Yeah, I just, I didn't wanna rush you.
446
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,280
Well, not that there's
anything to be rushed.
447
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,240
I've been thinking a lot about you.
448
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,360
I've been thinking a lot about you too.
449
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,520
But I really need to be there
for Harper right now.
450
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,240
I-- I really wanna just focus on her.
451
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,920
Mmm. I get it.
452
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,560
- You do?
- Yeah.
453
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,400
I'm not gonna pretend
I'm not disappointed. But...
454
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,160
that's cool of you.
455
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,040
♪ Ah, ah, ah, I'm... ♪
456
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,040
Fuck it.
457
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,760
♪ I'm feeling tied up, tied up ♪
458
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,120
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪
459
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,200
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪
460
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,240
♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up
Fired up ♪
461
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,520
♪ Hot than a ceiling fan ♪
462
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,680
♪ Caught and I'm feeling fired up ♪
463
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,840
♪ Tryna be a better man ♪
464
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,760
So are you going to
the bunker thing tonight?
465
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,720
- Um, Malakai, um...
- Hmm.
466
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,400
That was nice. Really nice.
467
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,960
But... I meant what I said
468
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,200
and I really need
to prioritize Harper right now.
469
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,120
Is that okay?
470
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,320
Yeah, yeah, totally.
471
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,360
Amerie!
472
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,720
- We were just--
We found Harper's bag.
473
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,560
Hmm. Didn't even last a day.
474
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,400
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
475
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,880
This is so messed up.
476
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,320
What kind of psycho
would do this?
477
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,680
Rigor mortis has set in.
It's been dead about two days.
478
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,960
Hartley High.
479
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,880
- Oh, Quinni, no.
480
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,480
We've gotta give it a proper burial.
481
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,400
All right, which one of you
dickheads is the Bird Psycho?
482
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,200
It's probably just
some idiot playing a joke.
483
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,920
It's Chook. I know it is.
484
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,920
Nah, someone would've seen him.
Woodsy and I are hyper alert to it.
485
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,160
It's gotta be Spider.
486
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,720
I think I've seen him.
487
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,000
- It's been weeks, though.
- So?
488
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,400
So I kind of just thought
maybe he didn't know it was us.
489
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,120
Or maybe he's waiting?
490
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,400
Or maybe I'm going nuts?
491
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,960
I really don't think it's Chook.
492
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,280
Come to the gatho tonight.
I will force Spider to admit it was him.
493
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,400
As fun as that sounds,
I got some shit to do.
494
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,320
One little signature.
495
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,360
I sign this and Dad's...
496
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,000
gone.
497
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,640
- It's just me.
- It's not just you.
498
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,800
Come on, you have me.
499
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,120
It'll never be just you.
500
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,440
Not forever.
501
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,600
We'll grow up and you'll become like
502
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,040
some boss celebrity surgeon,
and I'll join a bikie gang.
503
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,760
Oh, fuck that.
I want to join your bikie gang.
504
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,360
I mean it, Harps.
505
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,720
I'm gonna be here.
506
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,600
Screw it. Let's go to this gatho.
507
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,800
- Come on.
508
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,480
Given there's four of us now,
it'd be really helpful for me
509
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,920
if we created a list of topics
to talk about tonight
510
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,720
and then also schedule the topics
so we know the order.
511
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,560
We can move between them organically,
but it'd be good if we knew
512
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,760
we had finished one topic
before moving on.
513
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,720
So, for example, the first topic could be
514
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,800
Amerie becoming
so overprotective of Harper,
515
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,400
which is ruining her love life.
516
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,800
That sounds kind of complicated.
517
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,120
No, you're totally right.
Creating a schedule would be too much.
518
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,520
- Sorry. Forget about it.
519
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,560
This place stinks.
520
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,160
Oh. No, it's not the place. It's my bag.
521
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,280
The ibis is in it.
522
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,160
I'm gonna bury him. It'll be a nice
523
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,640
- final resting spot by the ocean.
524
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,960
♪ Just a feeling that I won't
Won't leave behind ♪
525
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,600
♪ Because it's something that is on
It's on my mind ♪
526
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,560
♪ I guess it goes like na-na-na ♪
527
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,320
♪ Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪
528
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,520
You did it, right? You're Bird Psycho.
529
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,680
Here we go.
530
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,240
Or maybe I'm just not the only one
who thinks that Harper's a witch.
531
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,960
Enjoy the party, Cheezel breath.
532
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,800
That dead shit is def Bird Psycho.
533
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,520
Nah, he's scared of birds.
534
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,640
Can't even touch one.
535
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,240
Oh, come off it.
536
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,160
It's true.
537
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,520
When we were kids, he got swooped
by a swoopy boy magpie.
538
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,600
Took a chunk out of his neck.
539
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,360
Bloke's got like a full phobia now.
540
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,720
Birdaphobia, I believe.
541
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,800
As if.
542
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,040
Hey, look, it's farm-core.
543
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,080
Country-core.
544
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,480
Oink, oink, Dubbo!
Sheep lover!
545
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,040
You made it.
546
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,880
Kind of regretting it now.
547
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,920
Never seen someone cop
so many different nicknames in my life.
548
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,480
- I reckon Shatagonia might be my favorite.
549
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,240
I didn't even wear
this sort of thing back in Dubbo.
550
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,560
I just, first day... I don't know.
551
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,960
I got in my head about it.
552
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,800
It's just that vest.
Lose that, you're fine.
553
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,600
Yeah, but if I take it off now,
it's like I'm admitting defeat.
554
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,640
Honestly, they're just gonna
go at you whatever you do.
555
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,800
Nice one, no-vest.
556
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,880
Can I interest you in a free vest?
557
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,480
It comes with a bunch of ridicule,
some shame
558
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,920
and a weird assumption
you know your way around livestock.
559
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,480
Right, so the whole rumor
that you birthed a calf?
560
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,920
Yeah, nah.
561
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,720
Look at these hands.
562
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,200
Never done a day's hard yakka
in their lives.
563
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,120
Shit.
564
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,200
True. They're pretty pristine, Rowan.
565
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,040
- So, uh, you even from a farm?
- No.
566
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,160
People don't realize,
but Dubbo's actually a city.
567
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:50,560
Even if it's bullshit, you're probably
stuck with farm-core now.
568
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,800
I've had worse.
569
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,520
- I used to be "Spud."
570
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,240
'Cause I was small, fat,
not a lot of hair.
571
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,200
- Total potato.
- Oh!
572
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,520
- I used to be "Booger" at my old school.
573
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,040
Long story, but...
574
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,000
You're kind of
the only person here talking to me.
575
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,720
Yeah. Yeah, same.
576
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,520
So, let's hear it, Booger.
577
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,960
♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪
578
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,440
♪ I die every night with you ♪
579
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,840
Hey, dick chopper!
580
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,920
- Safety scissors!
581
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,320
You okay, dude?
582
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,680
I say no wuckas,
583
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,560
but deep down I got many wuckas.
584
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,800
I'm sorry about this morning.
585
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,240
Amerie's kind of on one
about protecting me.
586
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,600
Why don't girls like me?
587
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,040
They think I'm like a creep.
588
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,920
Then stop being a creep.
589
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920
I'm not.
590
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,280
I'm a good guy.
591
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,960
It just feels like...
592
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,120
every time I open my mouth,
chicks jump down my throat.
593
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,880
And not in a good way.
594
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,520
Yeah. I don't feel sorry for you.
595
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,320
Not even a little bit?
596
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,080
Girls are leery for a reason.
597
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,400
I get that.
I know there are bad dudes out there,
598
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,360
I just don't think I'm one of them.
599
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,000
Anyone can be a bad dude.
600
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,640
Know how exhausting it is to be a girl?
To have your guard up all the time?
601
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,520
Yeah, I dressed as a Powerpuff Girl
for Halloween once.
602
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,240
I always see you with Spider.
603
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,360
Have you ever just tried
to be friends with a girl?
604
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,520
Yeah, fully.
605
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,000
Not just to hook up.
606
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,440
Maybe you should start with that.
607
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,840
- Hey!
608
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,240
I just want you to know
609
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,720
that I'm really focusing
a lot of my campaign energy
610
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,400
into making Hartley
a safe space for non-males.
611
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,680
Great.
612
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:58,880
And I just think it's a bit probbo
that you're standing by an accused rapist.
613
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,400
Ca$h didn't do anything.
614
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,320
- And Harper doesn't hold him responsible--
- I'm glad Harper is so forgiving.
615
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,200
But what about all the other survivors
you're sending a message to?
616
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,440
Here's a campaign strategy for you,
617
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,960
mind your own business.
618
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,080
- Just go. Don't start.
619
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,640
Hey, do you wanna go hide from everyone?
620
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,400
Ant's clearly just lying
to cover for his mate.
621
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,520
Ant's not that great at lying.
622
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,240
Harper's terrified.
623
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,400
If we can prove for sure
it's just something dumb that Spider did,
624
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,880
she won't be so freaked out.
625
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,120
I've got an idea.
626
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,280
Oi! Skidmark!
627
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,680
Heard you're afraid of birds.
628
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,440
The fuck is that?
629
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,920
- Fuck! Get away from me.
630
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,960
- Check his neck.
- Don't let it touch me!
631
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,320
Check his neck.
632
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,760
- No, please!
- He has got a scar there.
633
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,960
Told ya! Swoopy boy phobia.
634
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,280
I don't know how you're
putting up with all of this.
635
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,560
Pretty used to people judging me.
636
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,440
Am I a bad person for staying with Ca$h?
637
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,960
No. Sasha's a bad person for saying that.
638
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,520
But is there a part of you
that blames him for it, though?
639
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,360
No.
640
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,400
But... he could have told someone.
He could have done something more.
641
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,000
He's the reason it wasn't worse.
642
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,240
I said that in my statement,
and I'll say it at the trial.
643
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,960
Trial.
644
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,880
I have a boyfriend who's going on trial.
645
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,400
It's crazy to think
he might not get out for a while.
646
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,520
You get to see him
tomorrow, though, right?
647
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,200
Yeah, his nan's taking me.
648
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,400
We talk every day on the phone.
649
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,480
But... Hmm.
650
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,680
Actually getting to touch his hand...
651
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,600
Oi, um, Spider says you're a witch.
652
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,560
- Let's cast spells on people.
653
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,520
I'll go first.
654
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,680
Um...
655
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,840
- Abraca...
656
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,080
Shut up!
657
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,520
Abracadabra,
658
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,480
may you always have
really bad dick cheese.
659
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,800
Abracadabra...
660
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,800
Hot.
661
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,640
...may all the bindies
find their way into your feet.
662
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,880
Hey, we should probably get out of here!
663
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,280
What have you done now?
664
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,640
Yeah, good chat.
665
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,640
No!
666
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,680
Yes, I did.
667
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,600
I was so sure it was him.
668
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,560
Oh, you and Quinni are nutjobs,
but thank you for trying.
669
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,040
- Piss off.
670
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,760
It's Chook. It's gotta be.
671
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,720
- How does he know where you live?
- He's clearly stalking me.
672
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,240
Then we need to call the cops.
673
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,520
And we'll tell them
I set fire to his car first.
674
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,000
They'll love that.
675
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,800
I dragged you into this. I'm so sorry.
676
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,560
No, it's okay.
I won't let anything happen, all right?
677
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,640
No offense, but what are you gonna do?
678
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,680
We're little girls.
679
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,120
We're dumb girls
that did a really stupid thing.
680
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,200
And now we're facing the consequences.
681
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,480
I can't believe you talked us into this.
682
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,760
This isn't fucking Spy Kids,
Chook is dangerous.
683
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,200
♪ I collect magnets ♪
684
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,920
♪ Alphabets and Hello Kitty gadgets ♪
685
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,720
♪ Pirates with one-eyed patches ♪
686
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,680
♪ Kung-fu chefs with hatchets ♪
687
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,160
♪ Panties of the ratchet ♪
688
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,800
♪ Galore at the dollar store ♪
689
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,520
♪ Reminding me I don't have kids
And off the grid ♪
690
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,920
♪ I'll off my fam same way Söze did ♪
691
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,199
♪ And my lawyer'll be Kobayashi ♪
692
00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,480
♪ Teflon Don got nothing on me ♪
693
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,080
♪ So wasabi, too much make eye watery ♪
694
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,040
♪ Hung jury, won lottery ♪
695
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,679
♪ And clay pottery ♪
696
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,159
♪ With bonsai tree ♪
697
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,600
♪ Hey, don't bother me
Unless you're thе press ♪
698
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,159
♪ You can follow me
No gun's you'll see ♪
699
00:34:29,159 --> 00:34:31,679
♪ Tucked in my vеst as I play chess ♪
700
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,920
♪ Rook to H8, okay... ♪
701
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,440
So what exactly are we looking for?
702
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,840
Anything that proves
Chook's been following her
703
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,480
and doing the dead bird stuff.
704
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,639
Then Harper won't have to prove
he was there the night they took her.
705
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,080
We can just get him arrested
for stalking or something.
706
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,120
He left his phone.
707
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,440
Fuck!
708
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,800
- Ello-hay, Adlay.
- Who the fuck are you?
709
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,600
We just wanna talk.
710
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,320
So, let me get this straight.
711
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,680
Youse reckon I came into your school,
712
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,560
stole her bag, found a dead bird,
713
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,880
put that dead bird on her bag,
714
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,440
figured out where she lives,
715
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,760
found another dead bird,
and put that dead bird on her doorstep.
716
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,960
Yes, exactly!
717
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,720
You're trying to get me to admit that?
718
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,800
- No.
719
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,600
Recording.
720
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,480
Youse are fucking pathetic, eh?
721
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,640
- Why would I do all this shit?
722
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,240
Well, you have some motives.
723
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,320
Yeah? What motives would they be?
724
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,160
Think I'd mess with her
when we're still awaiting trial?
725
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,240
How's that gonna look for my boys, huh?
726
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,600
- That make sense to you?
- Not really.
727
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,880
No, not really?
728
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,880
Not very clever breaking in here.
729
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,280
I don't like people touching my shit.
730
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,200
And I really don't like
being accused of shit I didn't do
731
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,720
after you burned my fucking car
732
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,680
and locked my lads in jail!
733
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,200
You are lucky
734
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,000
I am trying to keep
my nose clean at the moment.
735
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,520
I think you should fuck off.
736
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,040
Or you could stay.
737
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,040
Oi, not you.
738
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440
- Come here! Come here.
739
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,680
It's all right.
740
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,680
Look around you. Look around.
741
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,360
This is Ca$h.
742
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,520
This is his world.
743
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
You think you know him, but you don't.
744
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,760
I do know him.
745
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,120
Yeah? So he told you the real story?
746
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,200
Did he? Come here.
747
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,120
Come here. He told you the truth?
748
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,680
What real story?
749
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,160
Oh, you don't know?
750
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,600
Oh, he was in on it.
751
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Yeah, he was gunning for it.
752
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,800
He just got cold feet.
753
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280
That's not true.
754
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760
Yeah?
755
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,640
Why do you think he chose
not to testify against Jayden and Tilla?
756
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:08,720
Huh?
757
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,040
Why do you think
he chose not to dob me in, huh?
758
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,440
Because he's one of us.
759
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,440
Always has been.
760
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,960
Always will be.
761
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,280
Like I said, you think you know someone.
762
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,680
You don't know shit.
763
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,760
Do you?
764
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,600
Say it.
765
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,920
- Say it!
- I don't know shit.
766
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,840
Fuck off.
767
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,680
Okay.
768
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,920
Push that to the footy post and back.
769
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,600
- Let's go.
- Why?
770
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,120
There are many reasons why.
771
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,520
Spider, just do it.
All of you, jump on some rubber.
772
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,480
Let's go.
773
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,240
Come on, Anthony.
Show me what's under that sloppy joe.
774
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,880
You should feel it in your quads.
775
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,640
Didn't know you were
such a huge Shannon Noll fan.
776
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,240
Not Shannon Noll.
777
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,400
Moving Pictures, 1981 original.
778
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,840
Thank you.
And Timothy made some valid points,
779
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,720
and he's not the first
to raise this issue.
780
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,680
I've got Anthony Vaughn's mother
on my back.
781
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,880
Dustin's parents made their feelings known
when they withdrew him from the school.
782
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,560
I have to show that I am taking
these concerns seriously, Jojo.
783
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,840
By allowing them to do whatever this is.
784
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,520
Well, yes, and also by making
the SLTs elective.
785
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,480
Come on!
786
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,120
- What?
- Don't look at me like that.
787
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,800
If you make SLTs an elective,
no one's going to come.
788
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,360
I actually think it's gonna open up
a whole new cohort of students
789
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,120
who will thrive under your tutelage, Jojo.
790
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,600
You just gotta have some faith.
791
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,440
Rest assured,
we won't be doing any of that
792
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,800
rubbish you had to stomach last term.
793
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,600
There'll be no sitting around
singing "Kumbaya"
794
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,200
- and talking about our feelings.
795
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,800
Now, once upon a time,
796
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,000
we men were kings!
797
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,160
We were warriors.
798
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,800
- We were lords.
799
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,720
But this world made us weak.
800
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,880
- Sooky. Whiny.
801
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,480
La-las who can't even push
a tire across a pitch.
802
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,440
That's going to change as of today.
803
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,680
So come, Kings. Where are you?
804
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,680
Hmm? You out there?
805
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,000
Come, warriors. Hmm?
806
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,800
Come, Lords.
807
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,960
-"Cumlords."
-"Cumlords."
808
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,040
Come together now.
809
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,320
Come together
and release your inner beast.
810
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,040
Cumlords.
811
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,960
We're the cumlords. We're the cumlords.
812
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,480
Cumlords!
Cumlords! Cumlords!
813
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,840
Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords!
814
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,120
- Cumlords! Cumlords! Cumlords!
815
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,280
- Cumlords! Cumlords!
- What're they saying?
816
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,160
Oh, they're saying "cumlords."
Real nice. Hmm.
817
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,640
Cumlords! Cumlords!
Hmm.
818
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,040
Cumlords! Cumlords!
Cumlords! Cumlords!
819
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,480
Piggott, visitor.
820
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,480
Hey. Hey.
821
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,680
Hey, where were you this morning?
822
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,040
I don't think it's Chook.
823
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,520
What?
824
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,040
Bird Psycho, it's not Chook.
825
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,120
Where were you this morning?
826
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,920
- We went to see Chook.
- What the fuck!
827
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,320
And he didn't seem
to know anything about it.
828
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,160
- I don't think he wants revenge.
- He's a literal psychopath.
829
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,040
- I took Quinni and Darren with me.
- I can't with this.
830
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,400
I need you to stop.
Stop trying to protect me.
831
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,000
Don't you see this is hurting you?
832
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,320
Everything that happened to you
was my fault.
833
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,000
- It wasn't.
- It's not just you, Harps.
834
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,800
Everyone at this school thinks
that I'm a shitty person
835
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,200
and I can't shake
this feeling that they're right.
836
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,840
You're not a shitty person.
837
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,840
We both fucked up.
838
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,120
And you're the best mate
in the whole world.
839
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,560
You have so much energy, Am.
840
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,840
You're like...
the Energizer Bunny on pingers.
841
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,080
So when you turn all that on me,
it's fucking terrifying.
842
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,440
You need to take that energy
and put it into something else.
843
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,920
But I swear to God,
if you keep trying to protect me,
844
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,320
I'm gonna shave your head.
845
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,960
I would rock it though.
846
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,640
Oi, wait. Come here.
847
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,880
Your little "cumlords" gag out there
848
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,480
might've got you a detention
with another teacher.
849
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,720
But not me. You know why?
850
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,320
- No.
- Because I know how it is.
851
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,680
Society is already trying to cut you down.
852
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,920
My old man
ran his own company for 50 years.
853
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,880
The little start-up
is a multinational success.
854
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,480
Then he got fired
855
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,360
from his own company that he started.
856
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,840
And you know why?
857
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,520
For a joke.
858
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,920
His lifetime, a joke.
859
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,240
But that's how this Brave New World works.
860
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,600
Now, those boys out there,
they will walk through fire for you.
861
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,440
And you know what that's called?
862
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,400
Stupidity.
863
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,240
It's called leadership.
864
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,080
You're either born with it or you're not.
865
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,680
Now, let me tell you,
Spencer, you have it.
866
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,480
And me.
867
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,040
Now, together, we can do great things.
868
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,920
And we can start by setting right
a few things around here.
869
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,280
For fellas. What do you say?
870
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,400
Sounds... Sounds great.
871
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,680
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
872
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,560
- I knew I could count on you.
- Yeah.
873
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,040
- Timothy.
- Stacy.
874
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,840
- Nice to see you.
- And you.
875
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,360
Contextualize "cumlords" for me,
would you?
876
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,720
Absolutely.
877
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,200
Comprehensive Understanding
of Masculinity...
878
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,680
- Led...
879
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,600
by Older Respected...
880
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,200
- Dude...?
- ..."s".
881
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,200
Hmm.
882
00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,520
Okay.
883
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,800
Being a school captain
884
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,960
is a huge responsibility.
885
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,800
It requires leadership,
886
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,960
- caring for other people.
887
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,200
The very well-being of our students
is in their hands.
888
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,600
This year, we've only had
one, uh, candidate come forward.
889
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,560
Well done, Sasha.
890
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,680
So I would like to encourage you all
891
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,880
to be brave
892
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,680
and throw your hat in the ring
and give it a go.
893
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,360
Sasha, why don't you take us
through your policies?
894
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,960
Thank you to our esteemed--
895
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,440
Wait!
896
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,240
I'm gonna run.
897
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,000
Okay. Well done, Spencer,
if you'd like to--
898
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,200
- Do you feel forgotten...
899
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,880
...unseen, left behind,
900
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,840
or worse,
901
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,520
do you feel...
like you can't even breathe...
902
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,840
Huh?
- ...for fear of getting canceled?
903
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,800
- Oh.
- People like Sasha So
904
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,680
have made me feel like I'm responsible
905
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,040
for the world's problems
for far too long now.
906
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,880
- It's disrespectful.
- And I'm sick of it.
907
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,920
People can say what they want about me.
908
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,960
- But what you see is what you get.
Whoo!
909
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,760
So I say, it's time for us,
910
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,120
- the canceled, to take back the power.
911
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,480
It's time to be unapologetic
912
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,840
about who we really are.
913
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,120
Boo!
914
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,320
So vote for me, Spencer White,
915
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,000
if you want a real leader.
916
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,360
- Yeah!
917
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,040
Okay. Thank you so much, Spencer.
918
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,040
If Spider gets school captain,
we're all doomed.
919
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,960
I don't know if I feel any better
about Sasha being elected to be honest.
920
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,600
I'm gonna run too.
921
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,680
Am, what the hell?
922
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,560
Amerie.
- Maybe this is it, Harps.
923
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,600
This is what I put my energy into.
924
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,040
Making it up to everyone.
925
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,160
Okay, well, this is unexpected.
926
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,280
Uh... Um...
927
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,680
I doubt many of you
would want to vote for me.
928
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,480
And I get it.
I've let a lot of people down.
929
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,280
Even in the last day,
I think I've pissed off about 20 of you...
930
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,640
Is she allowed to do this?
931
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,720
...but I think that's what makes me
the best candidate
932
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,320
because I wanna be better.
933
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,720
I want to make it up to you all
934
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,760
and I will work five times harder
than anyone else to do it.
935
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,080
I will prove that I can be a good person.
936
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,200
Plus who'd want these two dickheads
as school captain?
937
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,480
They want this for themselves, not you,
938
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,760
for their own egos.
939
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,560
So... vote one.
940
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,240
Amerie Wadia.
Hartley High's biggest fuck-up.
941
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,600
Let me make it up to you.
942
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,440
- Whoo!
943
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,360
Thank you, Amerie.
944
00:46:55,360 --> 00:47:00,080
Everybody, our three candidates
for school captain of Hartley High.
945
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:14,400
Hey. So, um, it turns out Harper didn't
really want a full-time bodyguard.
946
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,280
I see.
947
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,800
So I have some time on my hands.
948
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,320
Time you'll spend in the race
for school captain?
949
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,840
I mean, yeah, that,
950
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,600
but also time
that I could be spending with you.
951
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,400
- I'd like that.
- Yeah, me too.
952
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,720
Um, wanna start tonight?
953
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,440
Sounds good.
954
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,520
Hey, Booger.
955
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,040
Hey, Spud.
956
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,560
What are you up to tonight?
957
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,480
So, we'll be your campaign managers,
958
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,520
but you're gonna have to choose a vice.
959
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,280
- I was thinking Quinni.
- Seriously?
960
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,880
- I reckon you'll be amazing.
961
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,600
How's the look on those two rockjobs
when you got up?
962
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,720
What the hell?
963
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,640
"You don't get to be the hero."
964
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,880
{\an8}"Bird Psycho."
965
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,080
Bird Psycho?
966
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,920
Did this happen just now?
967
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,080
Wait, so they're after you now?
968
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,760
No. No, they were always after me.
969
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,280
The ibis that was on my bag,
the one that I lent you,
970
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,600
it's got my name on it.
971
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,040
Then the mynah bird, that was my house.
972
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,520
Whoever this is, they wanna bring me down.
973
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,480
So it really isn't Chook.
974
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,040
We would've seen him in the hall.
975
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,600
Whoever sent this
was in assembly just now.
976
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,320
Bird Psycho's out to get Amerie.
977
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,760
And they go to this school!
978
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,760
Who at Hartley hates me this much?
979
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,880
We all want to be
the hero of our own story.
980
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,760
But have you ever stopped to think
that at some point, to someone,
981
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,680
you're the villain?
982
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,400
♪ You say the words that I can't say ♪