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♪ I'm tired of bitches bitching ♪
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♪ I'm tired of slags slagging ♪
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♪ Tired of whores whoring ♪
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♪ I'm tired of women ♪
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♪ Sick of flirts flirting ♪
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♪ I'm sick of wenches wenching ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I don't wanna hear no mention
Of emancipated women ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stop ♪
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Did sir say how big
the hole was supposed to be?
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For you it doesn't have to be big, eh?
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Oh, yeah, perfect
for your tiny tool, eh, Spider?
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Come on, fellas.
Put your backs into it.
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My mother worked harder
in her nursing home community garden.
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God rest her soul.
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Sir, no offense,
but what exactly are we doing?
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Other than breaking child labor laws.
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Are we digging our own graves?
I'm not really into that.
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Oi!
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If you're not a little bitch,
quit bitching and dig.
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Listen, I've gathered you all here
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'cause I wanna talk to you about pain.
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We know what it's like.
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We're used to being strong,
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having to act tough
like we don't feel pain,
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but I know men,
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and men feel.
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- Men feel hard.
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Now, this hole is it judgment-free hole.
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Whatever it is that's bothering you,
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that's too painful
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or too difficult or scary to say out loud,
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write it down
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because today, lads, is all about
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- burying our feelings!
- Burying their feelings.
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- They're literally burying their feelings.
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Good morning.
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- Oh. Hi.
- Hi.
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- Um... I... I got you this.
- Oh.
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I just took a stab
at what I thought you might like.
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That's kind. Thank you.
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- No, it's all good.
- You shouldn't have.
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Um... You know, normally, um...
Normally, if I'm up at this hour,
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it's 'cause I haven't been to bed yet.
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- Oh.
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Well, um, I'm sure you can appreciate
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that it would be inappropriate
for us to meet on school grounds.
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But the charges were dropped.
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I know.
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I know, Douglas. Um...
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Look, I've considered your request,
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and I'm sorry, but I...
I can't let you back.
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I have a duty of care
to the other students
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and Hartley High has to be
a safe space for everyone.
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I mean, there are other options.
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Uh... TAFE, certificates,
um, online bridging courses.
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I'm happy to send you
any information you need.
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Yeah, um, no. [sputters] I'm all good.
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Don't... Don't worry about me, please.
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Thank you. Um...
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Yeah, yeah. Thanks for your time.
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Thank you for the coffee.
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Yep. Uh...
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So what did he say exactly?
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"We don't need labels."
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- What does that even mean?
- I don't know.
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Oral, but no hand-holding?
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There's definitely something up with him.
I just can't figure out what.
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So what'd you write about?
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Oh. Nothing yet.
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- You?
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I just wrote about some guy
who showed up at my work,
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talked all night, hit it off,
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but now he's kind of acting weird with me.
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Malakai, I'm kidding. It's chill.
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Yeah. Sorry, I just...
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A bit all over the place.
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Maybe he's just got
some personal shit going on.
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- Like what?
- Jesus, Amerie. I don't know.
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You think I've got hive mind or something?
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It's giving situationship.
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You know what they say.
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Eight out of ten situationships end badly.
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The other two?
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End horrifically.
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I think I just need to
ride out whatever this is
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until he realizes he wants to be with me.
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All right, boys, pens down.
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Now, we are not archaeologists.
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You want to dig deep, but not too deep.
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So it's time to say goodbye
to these feelings forever.
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♪ It's okay to not be all right... ♪
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I actually feel lighter.
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Me, too. That or I'm hungry.
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Very good, boys.
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Oh! [grunts] Stop.
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Well done, lads. Good job, boys.
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- Oi, Malakai!
- Be chill, Am.
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Hey, that looked like fun. You having fun?
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- Yep. Uh, Yep.
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- Ew.
- Ugh.
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Heaps of fun.
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I've actually... I-- I've gotta go, so.
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Oh, right. Um, see you later then.
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- Yeah.
- Casually, or not. Either way.
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Yep.
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♪ You know I really love me... ♪
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Was that a, um...
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- A body shake?
Hmm.
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Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Well, forget about him
and just focus on the election. Yeah?
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I thought for a sec
I was back at Mum's again.
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- But this bed is much comfier.
- Is that why you busted me out?
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So you could escape your mum and Bobby
while Rivers is on his book tour?
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Self-funded tour
for a self-published book. Please.
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Do not give that man more credit
than he's already paid for.
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Anyway, I wouldn't call it
"busting" you out.
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More like being a glorified Uber driver.
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I'm sorry for making you feel
like I didn't trust you.
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That was a moment of pure insanity.
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You came back.
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It's the only thing that matters.
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You been somewhere already?
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Uh, yeah, I wanted to,
uh, treat you.
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- Oi, angel.
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Mmm. Um, what's on for you today?
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Nothing much.
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I'll just figure out
what I wanna do now I guess.
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I'm so jelly.
You're gonna have so much free time.
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Is that right?
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You'd better make yourself
useful around here then, eh?
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The garden's bloody desperate for a prune,
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and that bush out the front...
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...is even wilder than mine.
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Jesus, Nan.
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Either that or you go and have a chat
with that stuck-up principal
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about going back to school.
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No.
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You couldn't pay me to go back.
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It's embarrassing
I was there to begin with.
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Figure something out
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because I can't have you
rattling around here all day.
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I need me privacy.
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Leave in 15?
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I've got 30 on Miss Betty,
and I'm feeling lucky.
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Well, keep that up,
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- and you can forget getting any from me...
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...much less the horses.
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Try not to get
into too much trouble today.
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- Okay, Dougie?
Mm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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You leave for three seconds
and she's already got a live-in boyfriend.
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh, shit. I'm late for school.
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Guess it's just gonna be
you and me today, mate.
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Morning, Hartley High.
Welcome to another day in paradise.
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I'm Zoe Clark
with your election poll update.
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To no surprise,
Amerie Wadia and her whore party
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{\an8}are trailing in the polls.
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{\an8}Spencer White and the C-Lords party
are sitting comfortably in the middle,
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{\an8}and Sasha So and her
QSM-whatever it is party
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{\an8}-lead by a healthy margin.
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{\an8}This three-way race is anything but tight,
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but anything could change
after today's fundraising competition.
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You stay deadly, Hartley High.
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- She's very hardworking.
Good to know.
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Never seen anyone work harder.
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She wouldn't slack off
if you paid her too.
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Unless... that was the job, I mean.
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Well, yes, she'll do whatever
you pay her to do.
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Not... [chuckles softly] "whatever."
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Yes, uh,
she's worked for me since 2005.
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I mean 2015.
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Thank you.
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Buh-bye.
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Ant, we were only kids in 2015.
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I'm sorry.
Talking on the phone really freaks me out.
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Whatever, thanks for trying.
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I can still be your reference if you want.
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It's Harry's.
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- Hello?
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Yeah, that's me.
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Yep, that's... good advice.
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Mm-hmm.
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Thanks for considering me.
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I'm really sorry.
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I got it! I got a trial shift.
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Ant's now my prime suspect.
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Really, Ant?
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After ruling out Sasha and Spider,
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there's too many other credible suspects,
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so I'm going back to my original list.
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Ant's name is first.
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Okay, well, the sooner this
Bird Psycho stuff is sorted, the better.
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I'm sick of my reputation being tanked.
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I wouldn't want
to publicly date me either.
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Oh, what'd you find out
from that creepy note?
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No prints.
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Standard ballpoint pen on paper,
no indented text from a previous page.
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This is a direct
aggressive attempt to scare you,
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but they made one crucial error.
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Now that we have their handwriting,
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it's only a matter of time
before they slip up.
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You are a genius, Quinni.
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If you figure out who this psycho is,
I swear, I owe you my firstborn.
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Oh. No, thank you. It's okay.
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Anyway, I was up all night
figuring out the correlations
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between demographic markers
and handwriting samples.
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Turns out, it's all junk science.
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There is no gendered way.
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I did figure out what to look for, though.
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So once I get my hands
on a few more samples,
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I can start ruling people out.
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Except Ant hasn't touched a pen
since Year 6.
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Part of the challenge
of being a good detective,
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unorthodox methods for a greater good.
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Those dirty old men
won't be able to resist this.
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Uh... Um...
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They're not old men.
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Huh?
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The Sydney Inter-Outer
East Women's Association Pitch Day
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is an annual tradition.
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- Your talking points.
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These women provide campaign funding
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to the nominated school captains
of underprivileged schools
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to help develop future leaders.
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Talking points.
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So networking and nepotism.
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Yes, thank you, Sasha.
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Last year, each party raised
over $1,000 each,
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and historically, the party
that raises the most amount of money
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goes on to win the election.
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So they'll just give us money?
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They will listen
to your election promises
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and if it sounds meaningful,
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they will give you some money
toward your campaign.
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So shall we go?
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Hey, Miss, um--
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Watch out, ladies.
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I'm gonna wipe the floor with these MILFs.
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Make sure you don't slip on the juices.
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You're feral.
No amount of Lynx Africa can change that.
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Okay. How about this?
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If you guys manage
to raise more money than I do,
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- I'll drop out of the election.
- Done.
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What do I get?
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You can suck my dick
'cause I'm not losing.
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Done deal.
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Wait, what did I just agree to?
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Don't lose.
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Hey.
- Hey.
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Thanks for meeting me.
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No worries.
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I'm sorry I didn't call you after--
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After you crashed my work
and spent the whole night giving me vibes.
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Yeah.
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That was messy. I mean, even for me, but...
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This is all just new to me.
I'm not against it or anything.
258
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,400
I'm not against it either.
259
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:43,280
Do you just wanna maybe
see where this goes?
260
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,560
Um...
261
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,200
You should know that, uh,
Amerie and me we're...
262
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,120
We're not "together,"
263
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,160
but we're also not not together.
264
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,360
Uh, um...
265
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,120
Right.
266
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,040
So that's what this is about.
267
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,120
Okay.
268
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,600
I don't want to get caught
in the middle of anything.
269
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,360
No, that's fair. Yeah.
270
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,840
I mean, I'm still...
I'm trying to figure everything out, but--
271
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,000
You're not there yet.
272
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,120
That's cool. I get it.
273
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,720
I guess I'll see you later then.
274
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,240
Uh, yep. Mm-hmm.
275
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,720
Fuck.
276
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,600
Do you feel stuck?
277
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,800
Is your old life getting in the way?
278
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,800
Do you wish that you could be
the best version of yourself?
279
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,480
A version that makes you excited
280
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,760
to take on everything
that life has to offer.
281
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,720
- Well, it starts with you,
282
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,520
- and it can start today.
283
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,040
Oh, that's right. I'm talking to you.
284
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,720
I know what you're thinking.
285
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,640
"How would I even begin?"
286
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,000
Well, if you look the part,
287
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,120
- then you will feel the part.
288
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,880
Say goodbye to disappointment,
289
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,320
- say goodbye to shame...
290
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,600
...and say hello to a brand-new you.
291
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,600
Take charge, restart your life.
292
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,640
You have the power
to reset everything and start anew.
293
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,200
Forget everything you know
and everything you were,
294
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,880
- leave behind the past...
295
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,880
...and think only of the future.
296
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,040
Grind Master.
297
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,440
This all-in-one sculpting machine
designed by the finest leading scientists
298
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,800
- can be yours for just--
Shut up.
299
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600
Oh.
300
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,360
No way.
301
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,640
What do you reckon?
302
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,800
Fuck it.
303
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,240
Rest in purgatory.
304
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,840
All right.
305
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,000
Missy, spit that gum out.
I can hear it from here.
306
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,840
All right. Everybody, just act natural,
307
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,680
but don't be your usual selves.
308
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,200
Here we go.
309
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,680
♪ I've got a one solitary lonesome... ♪
310
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,680
Nice.
311
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,360
Shut up.
312
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,840
What do we have here?
313
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,960
They've got those
little sandwiches without the crust.
314
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,000
Any tips?
315
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,280
I'm trailing in the polls,
and could really use the money.
316
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,760
Amerie, I'm sure you'll figure out
how to use your usual charm.
317
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,880
- Now off you go and mingle.
- I--
318
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,880
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
319
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,280
What else have
you all been doing at school?
320
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,599
...C-U-M-lord. Spencer...
321
00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:33,840
I love your fit.
322
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,600
Oh. Thanks.
323
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,920
So, my name is Amerie and my campaign's--
324
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,000
Let me stop you, please, right there.
325
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,240
I'm an ex-Hartley girl,
326
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,200
and I don't want to know
about the broken soap dispensers.
327
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,080
I want the goss.
328
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,400
Come on, spill.
329
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,040
So you've been running this event
for eight years,
330
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,040
that means you must've started
when you were what? 20? 21?
331
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,360
Stop it.
I have a daughter your age.
332
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,920
How is he doing that?
333
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,120
Every time I open my mouth,
their eyes just glaze over.
334
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,080
You must have a driveway
full of heartbroken teenage boys.
335
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,280
Let me know
if you ever need them shoveled.
336
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,760
My husband's got it covered.
337
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,760
Married?
338
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,280
Ah, well, that's like
a knife through the heart.
339
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:16,680
Fuck this.
340
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,760
If he wants to play dirty,
I'll play dirty.
341
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360
Uh, oh...
342
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,240
Enjoying Spencer's company?
343
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,320
He knows how to make a woman blush.
I'll give him that.
344
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,520
That's his specialty.
345
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,480
What were you saying earlier, Spider?
That you'd, um...
346
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,520
Oh.
Mop the floor with MILF juice?
347
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,920
Should I get a mop?
348
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:42,520
Uh, excuse me.
I think I'm needed over there.
349
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,960
Low blow.
350
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,800
Only works on low lives.
351
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,720
{\an8}♪ You leave in the morning ♪
352
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:29,120
{\an8}♪ With everything you own
In a little black case ♪
353
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,760
{\an8}♪ Alone on a platform ♪
354
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:35,880
{\an8}♪ The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely face ♪
355
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:41,840
{\an8}♪ Run away, turn away
Run away, turn away, run away ♪
356
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,480
But I can't even ask him about it
because we're being casual.
357
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,320
Maybe it was the threesome.
Maybe now being with just me
358
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,920
is boring, or--
359
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,280
Was the threesome
with you and another girl?
360
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,240
It was with my best friend
and her boyfriend.
361
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,560
And on your last date he brought Ronald.
362
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,920
- Rowan.
- Rowan crashed your date,
363
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,160
and Malakai spent hours
locked in a room with him,
364
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,280
and then you two try to have sex,
but it doesn't happen.
365
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,640
What are you trying to say?
366
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,560
I think... Malakai could be gay.
367
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,960
No, um...
368
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,040
Malakai's not gay.
369
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,760
I think I would know if he was.
We've slept together.
370
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,120
What's it gonna be?
- Uh...
371
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,720
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
372
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:20,000
Is that like a new CUMLORD ritual
or are you not okay?
373
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,400
All right, what's going on?
374
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,200
Nothing's wrong.
375
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,280
I didn't say anything was wrong.
You're twitchier than a ferret on acid.
376
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,440
What's up?
377
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,880
There's like... There's like a code, right?
378
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,080
Like, you don't out someone
if they're queer?
379
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,920
Oh, you mean
the being-a-decent-person code?
380
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,840
Yeah.
381
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,720
- Uh...
- Why?
382
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,560
I think I might...
383
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,840
like Rowan.
384
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,360
Oh, my God. I knew it.
385
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,800
Sorry. I thought after the threesome,
your vibe was more fuccboi,
386
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,960
but I guess your tastes lean
more... country road.
387
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,080
Cut me off right now before I make
a horse dick joke because, mmm, that boy--
388
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,800
- Darren. Please.
- Sorry. Yes. I... I am with you.
389
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,160
I am here for you on your journey.
You're beautiful, you're valid,
390
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,440
blah, blah, blah.
391
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,800
Literally everyone is queer now.
392
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,240
I know
that doesn't make things easy,
393
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,120
and... I'm proud of you.
394
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,640
For real.
395
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,480
I mean, like...
396
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,480
I'm not gay.
397
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,280
I don't think. I--
398
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,840
I still really care about Amerie,
399
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,240
- and I mean, the sex is really--
400
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,600
- Sorry.
- Thank you, enough.
401
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,360
So you're...
402
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,160
Confused?
403
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,280
Trapped. Frustrated.
404
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,520
I was going to say top or bottom,
but go on.
405
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,520
I just feel like I finally got
everything sorted with Amerie, and...
406
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,920
I just...
407
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,720
I don't wanna hurt her.
408
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,160
You can't hide who you are
to protect other people.
409
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,520
This is why you asked her
to be casual, isn't it?
410
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,280
Things... have changed,
411
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,920
and that's fine, and that's life,
412
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,720
but if you pretend things haven't changed,
413
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,240
then Amerie's going to think she's crazy,
414
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,400
and I do not have
save-my-best-friend-from-being-gaslit
415
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,040
on my bingo card this term.
416
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,520
What if she hates me for it?
417
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,000
If you have to hide something
this important from her,
418
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,480
what does that say?
419
00:23:50,400 --> 00:24:02,880
♪ Let's drop, drop, drop
D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪
420
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,160
Yeah, Danny boy.
421
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,560
- Oh, shoot. Sorry, Danny.
422
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,760
Hey.
423
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,240
Hey! What's up?
424
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,000
Oh. You would not
believe the amount of drama
425
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,840
that is going on in the halls
of Hartley High right now.
426
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,000
How's your day been?
427
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,480
Good. Yeah, just...
428
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,720
Just doing some life admin.
What's happening at school?
429
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,560
The question is what isn't happening.
430
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,040
Well, what's not happening?
431
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,280
It's killing me,
432
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,480
but I can't talk right now
for privacy reasons, but trust me.
433
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,640
It's juicy.
434
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,440
Guantanamo Bay is back in session.
435
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,520
Don't have too much fun without me.
I love you. Bye.
436
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,160
Uh, uh, okay. I-- I love you. Bye.
Don't have too much fun without me.
437
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,640
If there's no financial commitment,
438
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:54,200
then it's just talk,
and talk doesn't fix economic inequality.
439
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,520
You young people
are so politically conscious these days.
440
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,360
- I love it.
Uh...
441
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,040
Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
442
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,880
but, uh, have either of you seen
anyone chewing gum?
443
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,960
You see, King Charles has been attacked.
444
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,880
There's chewy all over his portrait.
445
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,680
Oh, my goodness.
446
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,720
In my day, we respected the royal family.
447
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,600
I mean, Charles is
an environmentalist for God's sake.
448
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,360
Yes, a humanitarian.
449
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,160
Yes, and a colonist.
450
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,160
And actually, you know what?
451
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,600
That whole family are
all a bunch of inbred, imperialist...
452
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,600
- ...tax vampire pricks,
453
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,880
and the fact they haven't
been abolished yet is a war crime.
454
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,720
- You need a name tag.
- I'm so sorry.
455
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,360
Seriously?
456
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,400
...these days. It's such a shame.
457
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,080
Stop. Full name. This is a formal event.
458
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,720
Actually, no one's wearing one,
459
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,080
so I can dispose of it responsibly.
Thank you.
460
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,120
Not a match.
461
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,680
Did he spell his name wrong?
462
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,920
Yes, yes, yes, I know,
463
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:06,200
um, but the cost to implement
a zero-waste program in the school canteen
464
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,320
is outweighed by the long-term benefits.
465
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,920
Ten minutes, thank you, Sasha.
466
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,800
Sorry to interrupt,
but we are wrapping up.
467
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,400
I can see you've had
a productive time. Well done.
468
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,640
What if this means
that I'm the experiment?
469
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,200
Or worse. What if...
What if I'm holding him back?
470
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,600
Is my existence queer erasure?
471
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,680
Well, you won't know until you ask him.
472
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,600
Oh, God.
473
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,800
I spent all day talking about Malakai,
474
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,040
and now I'm gonna lose him
and the election.
475
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,400
Oh, no, no, no.
No, you will make a great captain.
476
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,560
- So you'll back my campaign?
- I would.
477
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,280
Yes, I would, but I'm broke.
478
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,440
Sorry, I just
followed Sue here for the bubbly.
479
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,080
...masculinity program...
- Don't let me call...
480
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,280
- ...to help young men...
- Did I tell you he called me?
481
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,840
...interrogate their masculinity
in a safe environment.
482
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,240
Safe environment?
483
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,320
Says the student who made
a false allegation against a teacher
484
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,800
and almost got her fired.
485
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,200
Oh, my!
486
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,320
Yeah, you're right, Missy,
and you know what? Uh, thank you.
487
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,400
Thank you for calling me out on that.
488
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,320
And, uh, I admit that I... I was...
489
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,600
I was acting out,
490
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:11,920
and I hurt a poor,
innocent teacher in the process,
491
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:17,120
but, uh, as someone who's made
their fair share of bad choices,
492
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,600
I want to hold myself
and other young men accountable...
493
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,720
Ah.
- ...and I want to be a better man.
494
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,920
Yes.
495
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,560
That's... That's what my campaign
is all about really,
496
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,480
is helping young boys become men
497
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,080
so that they don't make the same mistakes.
498
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,040
We can do it, but we need your help.
499
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,960
I mean, there's no alternative.
500
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,960
We have to be better.
501
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,680
Thank you. Thank you.
502
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,040
Hey,
how much money did you raise?
503
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,640
- What did you, Malakai, and Dusty do?
- Sorry, what?
504
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,840
The threesome, keep up.
505
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,960
What exactly did you do?
Like, did you take turns or...
506
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,520
Um... Uh... I mean,
507
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,640
I guess we were kind of
all over each other. Why?
508
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,880
I kind of pictured...
509
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,120
Not that I'd pictured it,
but that the guys were at either end.
510
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:20,080
Ew, no, I mean, they were like
getting into stuff with each other too.
511
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,080
It was actually kind of hot.
512
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,760
Sorry.
513
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,080
I think Malakai might be gay.
514
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,880
Uh...
515
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,800
Or bi, or pan or whatever.
516
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,480
I have to figure this out ASAP.
I have to ask him.
517
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,680
What happened to being chill
with taking some space?
518
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,640
I can ask him in a chill way.
519
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,120
Hey, um, can we talk?
520
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,840
Yeah. No, actually, sorry.
I, um... I've got to run.
521
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,920
I can come with you.
522
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,080
No, let's talk later though.
523
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,720
No problem.
I've got stuff that I'm running too.
524
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,120
Campaign stuff. Quinni!
525
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,760
You know,
you don't have to be the cool girl
526
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,960
who pretends she's into casual hookups.
527
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,160
Oh, shove it up your ass,
or is that closed for business too?
528
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,480
Talking about my ass...
529
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,800
- Are you okay?
I'm so good.
530
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,160
Got your trial shift at Harry's, right?
531
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,600
Uh, yeah, I should probably go.
532
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,600
Yeah, me too.
Are you sure you're okay?
533
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,920
I'm amazing. Yeah.
534
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,080
Enjoy work.
535
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,720
- Toodle-oo!
- Okay.
536
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,720
Okay.
- Fly, fly my pretties.
537
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,720
- What campaign stuff are we doing?
- To the feelings pit!
538
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,640
Okay.
539
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,840
Ca$hy.
540
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,720
Ca$hy boy.
541
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,280
You home, bruh?
542
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,320
Can't avoid me forever.
543
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,360
- Darren around?
- Can't you read?
544
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,880
He's not an eshay anymore.
545
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,960
What is he then?
546
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,880
I told you I don't finish till 10:00.
547
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,280
Yeah. I thought
I could wait around for you.
548
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,840
- You should have told me you were coming.
- Why?
549
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,120
What? Trial shift.
550
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,640
Ugh, this is useless.
None of them are his.
551
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,760
"Useless"? Do you know how
many people I'll rule out tonight?
552
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,960
Obtaining evidence
without a warrant is shaky,
553
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,320
but I'm using it
to eliminate and not convict.
554
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,080
I knew this was a stupid idea.
555
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,480
♪ Love is raised by common thieves ♪
556
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,440
♪ Hiding diamonds up their sleeves... ♪
557
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,960
- Oh!
- Quinni, let's go.
558
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,320
- But I have to catalog the--
- I said let's go!
559
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,240
We have to cover the crime scene.
560
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,360
Has Sherlock Holmes taught you nothing?
561
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,120
♪ You're my midnight sun ♪
562
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,920
Was it from Malakai?
563
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,400
What do you think?
564
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,600
Well, what did it say?
565
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,120
Amerie, come back!
566
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,840
♪ Always I did it for you ♪
567
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120
Um...
568
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
How you been?
569
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,240
Fine.
570
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,040
Thanks.
571
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,000
- Thanks for dropping the case.
572
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,800
Didn't do it for you.
573
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,520
Do you still see him?
574
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080
Fuck no.
575
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,400
Kind of seems like
a hard person to get rid of.
576
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,240
Harper, I'm...
577
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,000
I'm sorry about what happened that night.
578
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,720
I'm sorry I'm... I'm a coward.
579
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,960
I should've stopped them
from putting you in the car.
580
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,000
I should have kicked the windows out.
581
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,120
I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm fucked in the head.
582
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,200
Don't do that.
583
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,520
I don't blame you.
584
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,120
I've never blamed you.
585
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,680
But...
586
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,440
I'm not going to help you
feel better about it.
587
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,440
Because it sucked.
588
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,520
It really fucking sucked arse.
589
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,360
When are you coming back to school?
590
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,440
Uh... I'm not.
591
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440
Why?
592
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,480
It's just not a good idea.
593
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,160
According to who?
594
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,960
Look, don't...
595
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,040
Don't tell Darren,
but I already asked Woodsy
596
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,880
if I can come back and she said no.
597
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,240
That's bullshit.
598
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,480
No. No, I get it. It's ill-chay.
599
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,280
You know, like safe space and all that.
600
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,200
Ca$h.
601
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,640
So... there's me looking for a job.
602
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,000
You got room for one more here?
603
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,679
Darren,
did you deep fry your G-string?
604
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,000
It was an accident.
605
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,199
That's the fifth time this month!
- Yeah, I kind of like it.
606
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:25,159
Darren's already had
three customer complaints tonight.
607
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:28,000
Yeah, that...
That sounds about right.
608
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,920
I mean, the pay's not great, but...
609
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,400
Dad didn't exactly leave me much.
610
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,719
I want to get enough together
to save for my own place.
611
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000
Kind of crazy, hey,
612
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,199
how fast your whole life can change.
613
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080
Yeah.
614
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:57,199
Yeah, one minute
you're about to graduate high school,
615
00:34:57,199 --> 00:35:00,719
and... next one
you're just another dropkick.
616
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,520
You're not a dropkick.
617
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,120
Shit, why am I wearing all this then?
618
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,560
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
619
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,320
♪ I'm a body ♪
620
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,240
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
- ♪ I'm a body ♪
621
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,280
You know you want to.
622
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,920
I want your juices.
623
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,960
- Mmm.
624
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,120
The fuck?
625
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,640
Yeah, good, good.
626
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,720
Not bad for your
first reverse parallel park.
627
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,520
- Only needed seven three-point turns.
- Does not matter.
628
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,840
- Right. Let's drive around the block.
629
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,240
Hey! Stop. Whoa!
630
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,360
Okay, what have I told you
about head checks?
631
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,760
We could have
driven into the oncoming traffic.
632
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,320
All this oncoming traffic?
633
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,520
Driving is all about
634
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,600
- building good habits.
- Building good habits.
635
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,040
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.
636
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,840
- Why are you doing this?
637
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,120
Well, if I can be responsible
for one more competent driver on the road
638
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,680
as opposed to
a less competent driver on the road,
639
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,280
then I am a very happy person.
640
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,880
No, I mean why me?
641
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,480
You could be in bed right now,
642
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,280
but instead you're teaching me hill starts
643
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,440
when I'll probably never drive a manual.
644
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,040
This might come as a shock to you,
but I care about you kids.
645
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,360
It keeps me up at night,
646
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,640
the thought of one of you
slipping through the cracks on my watch.
647
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,880
What about Ca$h?
648
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,840
Yeah, I don't think it's appropriate that
you and I discuss other students together.
649
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,600
I know he's made some shitty decisions,
650
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,400
but if you let him slip through
the cracks, he's going to make more.
651
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,240
Okay, so let's drive around the block.
652
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,360
Well done,
there could've been a kid there.
653
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,160
- We saved a life today.
654
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,720
Well done.
655
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,880
I rechecked the handwriting samples.
656
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,440
None of them matched.
Bird Psycho isn't a CUMLORD.
657
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,920
I am so close. I feel it in my whole body.
658
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,200
I am tingling!
659
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:49,600
Hey, anything we would like to share
with the class around shame and fantasy?
660
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,520
What if you don't like
what you're feeling?
661
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,680
Well, that's normal.
662
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,680
Our feelings aren't always reflective
of who we want to be.
663
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,560
Oh, yeah, like sometimes I have sex dreams
664
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,080
- about Dorothy the Dinosaur.
- Oh.
665
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,360
I'd like to "Romp Bomp A Stomp"
that din-ussy.
666
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,480
- Actually that's a great example.
667
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,600
Plenty of people have kinks
that other people might see as icks.
668
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,600
Okay. Well,
what if something starts as a fantasy,
669
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,280
and then all you can do
is think about it a lot,
670
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,480
and then it becomes something
that you wanna do in real life
671
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,400
because you feel like
it's already happened before,
672
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,760
and then all you can do
is just think about it
673
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,480
until it's something that I never,
ever, ever want to think about again.
674
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,360
Oh, my God, don't stop there.
675
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,280
I get it.
676
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,920
Brains are weird,
our thoughts can feel overwhelming.
677
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,480
But just because you have
a thought about something,
678
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,080
doesn't mean you have to act on it.
679
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,840
But also sometimes it's worth exploring
why you feel ashamed.
680
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,200
Enacting a fantasy can be healthy
681
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,000
as long as it's consensual,
legal, and no one's getting hurt.
682
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,440
Whoa! It's the kid!
683
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,040
What's going on, lad?
You been avoiding me?
684
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,480
No, just trying to stay out of trouble.
You know how Nan is.
685
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,520
Bet.
686
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,840
Just having no adlays out this way
is really fucking with my business.
687
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,720
It's time that you come back
to where you belong.
688
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,760
- We are up shit fucking creek.
689
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,760
I owe them, so you owe me.
690
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,280
- Leave him alone, Michael Cooper.
691
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,840
After all these years, can you think
of nothing better to do with your time?
692
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,040
That's not my name.
693
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,560
Oh, isn't it? Oh, I'm sorry.
694
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,520
- Bitch!
- Oops.
695
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,560
- Off you go, chicken.
696
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,760
So this is what you've been doing
with your time, then.
697
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,120
Should we go and have a little chat?
698
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,520
With a generous boost
to his campaign funding,
699
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,920
Spencer White is poised to take the lead
700
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,440
{\an8}with Sasha So following close behind
701
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,520
{\an8}with a modest contribution
from the Women's Association.
702
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,600
{\an8}Smile. That's it.
703
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:16,280
{\an8}Meanwhile Amerie Wadia's SLT Nation party
has received a whopping 50 cents,
704
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,000
{\an8}which she found on the ground outside.
705
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,520
{\an8}Word is on the street she spent it
on a Red Frog at the canteen.
706
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,120
Don't worry, ladies.
707
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,720
I'll get you a bunch of custom
CUMLORD's T-shirts made.
708
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,680
Smile.
- Everyone gets one.
709
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,360
Even the losing teams.
710
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,480
So cringe.
711
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,440
And now just one with Spi... Spencer.
712
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,640
This is Zoe Clark.
713
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,160
Thanks for listening
and stay deadly, Hartley.
714
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,120
So...
715
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,360
- When are you gonna deliver on our bet?
- Get fucked.
716
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,160
- Name a time and a place.
- In your dreams.
717
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,320
I'll see you there.
718
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,600
What are you lot doing mooching around?
719
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,720
- Shouldn't you be in class or something?
Oh! Look! Look!
720
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,960
What are you doing here?
721
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,600
Well, uh, my next class is chemistry. So...
722
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,680
Aw!
723
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,560
All right, who did it?
724
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,080
Who did it?
725
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,560
Sorry, excuse me.
726
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,560
Bird Psycho.
727
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,760
"I gave myself an infection
trying to shave my balls."
728
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,280
- All right, lads. Drop them.
729
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,640
Oi, don't actually do it.
730
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,640
"My mum found my Internet history,
and can't look me in the eye."
731
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,640
That's gotta be Ant.
732
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,880
- Oh. Deep.
733
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,920
All right, come on, 'fess up.
Who was it? Who did it?
734
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,920
"Betrayed by my dick." Actual lol.
735
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,280
Bet it was you and the SLTs.
736
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,600
Come on.
- This is a dog move, even for you.
737
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,960
You're the ones dumb enough
to put your secrets in public spots.
738
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,160
There's no trust left in the world.
739
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,120
Surprise, surprise.
740
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000
{\an8}Look who's responsible.
741
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,680
No, no, no, no. It wasn't me I swear.
742
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,360
Right, explain this then.
743
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,760
Why would I leave a photo of myself
doing the crime at the crime scene?
744
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,880
So you admit it. You did do the crime.
745
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,640
No, you don't understand. Okay.
746
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,480
We were putting the secrets back.
747
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,400
This is Bird Psychos work. It has to be.
748
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,800
It was Pit Cunt. Pit Cunt did it.
749
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,000
- Yeah, Pit Cunt.
- Yeah, Pit Cunt!
750
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,400
Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt!
Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt!
751
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,320
- This is over. Get back to class, please.
- Come on, guys.
752
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,080
Off you go.
- Back to class. Back to class.
753
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,040
We found the culprit, Miss.
754
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,120
Amerie Wadia. Once again.
755
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,680
Looks like your class is a payoff.
756
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,920
Real respectful like.
757
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,600
Thanks.
758
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,040
Don't film this.
759
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,040
Malakai, stop! It wasn't me.
760
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,480
I dug them up and I read them,
761
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,520
but I didn't leave them out
for the whole school to see.
762
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,800
You weren't talking to me.
I needed to know how you were feeling.
763
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,960
Are you gay?
764
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,400
Is that why you're trying to forget me?
765
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,080
For fuck's sake. I just...
766
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,720
I just needed some space
to figure out my own shit. Okay?
767
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,840
Did you ever like me
or was it all just for show?
768
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,200
Because my feelings about you
haven't changed.
769
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,280
I just wish...
770
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,840
I wish that you'd talk to me.
771
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,000
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have.
772
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,880
I mean, do you ever think of that?
773
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,880
Okay. I know
I'm supposed to wait until you're ready,
774
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,880
but if you're gay
then what does that make me?
775
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,000
"Me, me, me."
776
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,560
I mean, you can't help
make everything about yourself, can you?
777
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,440
And no, I'm not. I'm not gay. I'm bi.
778
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,680
And... and what we had was real,
but not after this.
779
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,840
Just forget it.
780
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,440
- No, Malakai, I--
- No, I can't.
781
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,880
I can't do this anymore.
782
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,840
Amerie. Amerie.
783
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,280
My office, now.
784
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,560
I can't believe
Bird Psycho was right there.
785
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,960
If I wasn't so caught up,
I would have noticed.
786
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,240
This is creepy.
787
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,600
Do you think Bird Psycho's just like
waiting in a bush for her to mess up?
788
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,440
Hey, how was it?
789
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,920
Woodsy's banned me
from campaigning for two weeks,
790
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,880
and worse,
791
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,720
I have to write handwritten
apology letters to the CUMLORDS.
792
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,800
My life is over.
793
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,400
Oh, hey, it's Malakai and Rowan.
794
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,440
They're walking together.
They must've made up.
795
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,240
I thought they didn't like each other
796
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,920
'cause they haven't made
a lot of eye contact recently.
797
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,160
I was definitely wrong.
798
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,280
People that don't like each other
would never walk close together.
799
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,280
It's inconvenient,
when you swing your hand,
800
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,120
you touch the other person's,
which can be intimate unless--
801
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,440
Unless there's mutual sexual desire.
802
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,880
Crazy.
803
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,840
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
804
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,880
Am?
805
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,200
Bird Psycho sabotaged my campaign,
806
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,920
destroyed my relationship with Malakai,
807
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,200
and ruined my life.
808
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,680
We are going to find them
809
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:19,640
and make them wish
they buried themselves in that pit.
810
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,360
This is war!
811
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,160
♪ Oh, my God, can't say no... ♪
812
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,240
You're sure?
813
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640
I'm sure.
814
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,400
Amerie and me are over.
815
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,640
♪ You know how I feel for you... ♪
816
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,800
100%?
817
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,360
1000%.
818
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,480
♪ Please don't say no, no, no, no ♪
819
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:04,120
♪ Train comes
I don't know its destination ♪
820
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,680
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
821
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:11,480
♪ It's a one-way ticket
To a madman situation ♪
822
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,240
♪ Situation ♪
823
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,880
Can I?
824
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,720
Yeah.
825
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,000
♪ I know, I know ♪
826
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,880
♪ It's a one-way ticket
To a madman situation ♪