1 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,840 ♪ I'm tired of bitches bitching ♪ 2 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,160 ♪ I'm tired of slags slagging ♪ 3 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,120 ♪ Tired of whores whoring ♪ 4 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,200 ♪ I'm tired of women ♪ 5 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,760 ♪ Sick of flirts flirting ♪ 6 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,760 ♪ I'm sick of wenches wenching ♪ 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:32,520 {\an8}♪ And I don't wanna hear no mention Of emancipated women ♪ 8 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,360 {\an8}♪ Stop ♪ 9 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,560 Did sir say how big the hole was supposed to be? 10 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,400 For you it doesn't have to be big, eh? 11 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,320 Oh, yeah, perfect for your tiny tool, eh, Spider? 12 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,960 Come on, fellas. Put your backs into it. 13 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,560 My mother worked harder in her nursing home community garden. 14 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,760 God rest her soul. 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,320 Sir, no offense, but what exactly are we doing? 16 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,920 Other than breaking child labor laws. 17 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,760 Are we digging our own graves? I'm not really into that. 18 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,680 Oi! 19 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:05,400 If you're not a little bitch, quit bitching and dig. 20 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,040 Listen, I've gathered you all here 21 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,960 'cause I wanna talk to you about pain. 22 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,360 We know what it's like. 23 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,920 We're used to being strong, 24 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,920 having to act tough like we don't feel pain, 25 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,200 but I know men, 26 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,720 and men feel. 27 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,040 - Men feel hard. 28 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,440 Now, this hole is it judgment-free hole. 29 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,720 Whatever it is that's bothering you, 30 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,080 that's too painful 31 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,400 or too difficult or scary to say out loud, 32 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,080 write it down 33 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,880 because today, lads, is all about 34 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,440 - burying our feelings! - Burying their feelings. 35 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:48,720 - They're literally burying their feelings. 36 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:06,840 Good morning. 37 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,760 - Oh. Hi. - Hi. 38 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,920 - Um... I... I got you this. - Oh. 39 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,320 I just took a stab at what I thought you might like. 40 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,560 That's kind. Thank you. 41 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,600 - No, it's all good. - You shouldn't have. 42 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:23,280 Um... You know, normally, um... Normally, if I'm up at this hour, 43 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,320 it's 'cause I haven't been to bed yet. 44 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,800 - Oh. 45 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,920 Well, um, I'm sure you can appreciate 46 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:35,120 that it would be inappropriate for us to meet on school grounds. 47 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,560 But the charges were dropped. 48 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,480 I know. 49 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,080 I know, Douglas. Um... 50 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,960 Look, I've considered your request, 51 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,440 and I'm sorry, but I... I can't let you back. 52 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,360 I have a duty of care to the other students 53 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,840 and Hartley High has to be a safe space for everyone. 54 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,600 I mean, there are other options. 55 00:02:54,600 --> 00:03:00,000 Uh... TAFE, certificates, um, online bridging courses. 56 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,920 I'm happy to send you any information you need. 57 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,480 Yeah, um, no. [sputters] I'm all good. 58 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,360 Don't... Don't worry about me, please. 59 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,240 Thank you. Um... 60 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,640 Yeah, yeah. Thanks for your time. 61 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,760 Thank you for the coffee. 62 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,200 Yep. Uh... 63 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,640 So what did he say exactly? 64 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,360 "We don't need labels." 65 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,440 - What does that even mean? - I don't know. 66 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,920 Oral, but no hand-holding? 67 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,120 There's definitely something up with him. I just can't figure out what. 68 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,520 So what'd you write about? 69 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,640 Oh. Nothing yet. 70 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,440 - You? 71 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,160 I just wrote about some guy who showed up at my work, 72 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,200 talked all night, hit it off, 73 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,400 but now he's kind of acting weird with me. 74 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,760 Malakai, I'm kidding. It's chill. 75 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,600 Yeah. Sorry, I just... 76 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,920 A bit all over the place. 77 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,760 Maybe he's just got some personal shit going on. 78 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:08,440 - Like what? - Jesus, Amerie. I don't know. 79 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,640 You think I've got hive mind or something? 80 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,120 It's giving situationship. 81 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,840 You know what they say. 82 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,600 Eight out of ten situationships end badly. 83 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,520 The other two? 84 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,120 End horrifically. 85 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,320 I think I just need to ride out whatever this is 86 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,360 until he realizes he wants to be with me. 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,680 All right, boys, pens down. 88 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,840 Now, we are not archaeologists. 89 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,960 You want to dig deep, but not too deep. 90 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,880 So it's time to say goodbye to these feelings forever. 91 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,760 ♪ It's okay to not be all right... ♪ 92 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,080 I actually feel lighter. 93 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,320 Me, too. That or I'm hungry. 94 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,200 Very good, boys. 95 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,480 Oh! [grunts] Stop. 96 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,160 Well done, lads. Good job, boys. 97 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,480 - Oi, Malakai! - Be chill, Am. 98 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,920 Hey, that looked like fun. You having fun? 99 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,560 - Yep. Uh, Yep. 100 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,320 - Ew. - Ugh. 101 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,640 Heaps of fun. 102 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,240 I've actually... I-- I've gotta go, so. 103 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,880 Oh, right. Um, see you later then. 104 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,760 - Yeah. - Casually, or not. Either way. 105 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,240 Yep. 106 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,120 ♪ You know I really love me... ♪ 107 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,640 Was that a, um... 108 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,720 - A body shake? Hmm. 109 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,440 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 110 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:35,240 Okay. Well, forget about him and just focus on the election. Yeah? 111 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,960 I thought for a sec I was back at Mum's again. 112 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,840 - But this bed is much comfier. - Is that why you busted me out? 113 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:15,480 So you could escape your mum and Bobby while Rivers is on his book tour? 114 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,560 Self-funded tour for a self-published book. Please. 115 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,200 Do not give that man more credit than he's already paid for. 116 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,680 Anyway, I wouldn't call it "busting" you out. 117 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,840 More like being a glorified Uber driver. 118 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,800 I'm sorry for making you feel like I didn't trust you. 119 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,680 That was a moment of pure insanity. 120 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,720 You came back. 121 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,680 It's the only thing that matters. 122 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,720 You been somewhere already? 123 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,200 Uh, yeah, I wanted to, uh, treat you. 124 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,080 - Oi, angel. 125 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,200 Mmm. Um, what's on for you today? 126 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,560 Nothing much. 127 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:14,360 I'll just figure out what I wanna do now I guess. 128 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,600 I'm so jelly. You're gonna have so much free time. 129 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,960 Is that right? 130 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,560 You'd better make yourself useful around here then, eh? 131 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,280 The garden's bloody desperate for a prune, 132 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,680 and that bush out the front... 133 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,120 ...is even wilder than mine. 134 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,400 Jesus, Nan. 135 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,120 Either that or you go and have a chat with that stuck-up principal 136 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,000 about going back to school. 137 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,040 No. 138 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,320 You couldn't pay me to go back. 139 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,400 It's embarrassing I was there to begin with. 140 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,720 Figure something out 141 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,720 because I can't have you rattling around here all day. 142 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,560 I need me privacy. 143 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,920 Leave in 15? 144 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,800 I've got 30 on Miss Betty, and I'm feeling lucky. 145 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,000 Well, keep that up, 146 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,040 - and you can forget getting any from me... 147 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,440 ...much less the horses. 148 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,240 Try not to get into too much trouble today. 149 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,320 - Okay, Dougie? Mm-hmm. 150 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,400 Hmm. 151 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:07,520 You leave for three seconds and she's already got a live-in boyfriend. 152 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,520 Jesus Christ! 153 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,600 Oh, shit. I'm late for school. 154 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,800 Guess it's just gonna be you and me today, mate. 155 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,520 Morning, Hartley High. Welcome to another day in paradise. 156 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,200 I'm Zoe Clark with your election poll update. 157 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,520 To no surprise, Amerie Wadia and her whore party 158 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,440 {\an8}are trailing in the polls. 159 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:45,480 {\an8}Spencer White and the C-Lords party are sitting comfortably in the middle, 160 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:49,400 {\an8}and Sasha So and her QSM-whatever it is party 161 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,360 {\an8}-lead by a healthy margin. 162 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,600 {\an8}This three-way race is anything but tight, 163 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,200 but anything could change after today's fundraising competition. 164 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,880 You stay deadly, Hartley High. 165 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:04,000 - She's very hardworking. Good to know. 166 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,680 Never seen anyone work harder. 167 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,240 She wouldn't slack off if you paid her too. 168 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,560 Unless... that was the job, I mean. 169 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,880 Well, yes, she'll do whatever you pay her to do. 170 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,400 Not... [chuckles softly] "whatever." 171 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:28,480 Yes, uh, she's worked for me since 2005. 172 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,120 I mean 2015. 173 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:35,840 Thank you. 174 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,440 Buh-bye. 175 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,120 Ant, we were only kids in 2015. 176 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,880 I'm sorry. Talking on the phone really freaks me out. 177 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,600 Whatever, thanks for trying. 178 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,800 I can still be your reference if you want. 179 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,160 It's Harry's. 180 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,800 - Hello? 181 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,400 Yeah, that's me. 182 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:05,560 Yep, that's... good advice. 183 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,080 Mm-hmm. 184 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,840 Thanks for considering me. 185 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,840 I'm really sorry. 186 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,200 I got it! I got a trial shift. 187 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,680 Ant's now my prime suspect. 188 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,360 Really, Ant? 189 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,680 After ruling out Sasha and Spider, 190 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,560 there's too many other credible suspects, 191 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,320 so I'm going back to my original list. 192 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,400 Ant's name is first. 193 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,920 Okay, well, the sooner this Bird Psycho stuff is sorted, the better. 194 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,480 I'm sick of my reputation being tanked. 195 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,680 I wouldn't want to publicly date me either. 196 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,800 Oh, what'd you find out from that creepy note? 197 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,720 No prints. 198 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,880 Standard ballpoint pen on paper, no indented text from a previous page. 199 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,800 This is a direct aggressive attempt to scare you, 200 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,640 but they made one crucial error. 201 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,200 Now that we have their handwriting, 202 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,160 it's only a matter of time before they slip up. 203 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,680 You are a genius, Quinni. 204 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:05,760 If you figure out who this psycho is, I swear, I owe you my firstborn. 205 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,720 Oh. No, thank you. It's okay. 206 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,840 Anyway, I was up all night figuring out the correlations 207 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,800 between demographic markers and handwriting samples. 208 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,680 Turns out, it's all junk science. 209 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,400 There is no gendered way. 210 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,440 I did figure out what to look for, though. 211 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,520 So once I get my hands on a few more samples, 212 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,920 I can start ruling people out. 213 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,320 Except Ant hasn't touched a pen since Year 6. 214 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,400 Part of the challenge of being a good detective, 215 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,400 unorthodox methods for a greater good. 216 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,360 Those dirty old men won't be able to resist this. 217 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,720 Uh... Um... 218 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,480 They're not old men. 219 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,720 Huh? 220 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:45,880 The Sydney Inter-Outer East Women's Association Pitch Day 221 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,800 is an annual tradition. 222 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,360 - Your talking points. 223 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,440 These women provide campaign funding 224 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,720 to the nominated school captains of underprivileged schools 225 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,320 to help develop future leaders. 226 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,600 Talking points. 227 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,880 So networking and nepotism. 228 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,320 Yes, thank you, Sasha. 229 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:08,480 Last year, each party raised over $1,000 each, 230 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:13,040 and historically, the party that raises the most amount of money 231 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,200 goes on to win the election. 232 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,000 So they'll just give us money? 233 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,360 They will listen to your election promises 234 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,840 and if it sounds meaningful, 235 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,600 they will give you some money toward your campaign. 236 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,720 So shall we go? 237 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,760 Hey, Miss, um-- 238 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,240 Watch out, ladies. 239 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,480 I'm gonna wipe the floor with these MILFs. 240 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,520 Make sure you don't slip on the juices. 241 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,560 You're feral. No amount of Lynx Africa can change that. 242 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,520 Okay. How about this? 243 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,880 If you guys manage to raise more money than I do, 244 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,960 - I'll drop out of the election. - Done. 245 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,000 What do I get? 246 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,040 You can suck my dick 'cause I'm not losing. 247 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,440 Done deal. 248 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,720 Wait, what did I just agree to? 249 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,840 Don't lose. 250 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,880 Hey. - Hey. 251 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,920 Thanks for meeting me. 252 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,000 No worries. 253 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,800 I'm sorry I didn't call you after-- 254 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,440 After you crashed my work and spent the whole night giving me vibes. 255 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,520 Yeah. 256 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,960 That was messy. I mean, even for me, but... 257 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,840 This is all just new to me. I'm not against it or anything. 258 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,400 I'm not against it either. 259 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:43,280 Do you just wanna maybe see where this goes? 260 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,560 Um... 261 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,200 You should know that, uh, Amerie and me we're... 262 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,120 We're not "together," 263 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,160 but we're also not not together. 264 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,360 Uh, um... 265 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,120 Right. 266 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,040 So that's what this is about. 267 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,120 Okay. 268 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,600 I don't want to get caught in the middle of anything. 269 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,360 No, that's fair. Yeah. 270 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,840 I mean, I'm still... I'm trying to figure everything out, but-- 271 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,000 You're not there yet. 272 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,120 That's cool. I get it. 273 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,720 I guess I'll see you later then. 274 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,240 Uh, yep. Mm-hmm. 275 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,720 Fuck. 276 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,600 Do you feel stuck? 277 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,800 Is your old life getting in the way? 278 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,800 Do you wish that you could be the best version of yourself? 279 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,480 A version that makes you excited 280 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,760 to take on everything that life has to offer. 281 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,720 - Well, it starts with you, 282 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,520 - and it can start today. 283 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,040 Oh, that's right. I'm talking to you. 284 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,720 I know what you're thinking. 285 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,640 "How would I even begin?" 286 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,000 Well, if you look the part, 287 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,120 - then you will feel the part. 288 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,880 Say goodbye to disappointment, 289 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,320 - say goodbye to shame... 290 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,600 ...and say hello to a brand-new you. 291 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,600 Take charge, restart your life. 292 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,640 You have the power to reset everything and start anew. 293 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,200 Forget everything you know and everything you were, 294 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,880 - leave behind the past... 295 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,880 ...and think only of the future. 296 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,040 Grind Master. 297 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,440 This all-in-one sculpting machine designed by the finest leading scientists 298 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,800 - can be yours for just-- Shut up. 299 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600 Oh. 300 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,360 No way. 301 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,640 What do you reckon? 302 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:13,800 Fuck it. 303 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,240 Rest in purgatory. 304 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,840 All right. 305 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,000 Missy, spit that gum out. I can hear it from here. 306 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,840 All right. Everybody, just act natural, 307 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,680 but don't be your usual selves. 308 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,200 Here we go. 309 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,680 ♪ I've got a one solitary lonesome... ♪ 310 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,680 Nice. 311 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,360 Shut up. 312 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,840 What do we have here? 313 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,960 They've got those little sandwiches without the crust. 314 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,000 Any tips? 315 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,280 I'm trailing in the polls, and could really use the money. 316 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,760 Amerie, I'm sure you'll figure out how to use your usual charm. 317 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,880 - Now off you go and mingle. - I-- 318 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,880 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 319 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,280 What else have you all been doing at school? 320 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,599 ...C-U-M-lord. Spencer... 321 00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:33,840 I love your fit. 322 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,600 Oh. Thanks. 323 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,920 So, my name is Amerie and my campaign's-- 324 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,000 Let me stop you, please, right there. 325 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,240 I'm an ex-Hartley girl, 326 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,200 and I don't want to know about the broken soap dispensers. 327 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,080 I want the goss. 328 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,400 Come on, spill. 329 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,040 So you've been running this event for eight years, 330 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,040 that means you must've started when you were what? 20? 21? 331 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,360 Stop it. I have a daughter your age. 332 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,920 How is he doing that? 333 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,120 Every time I open my mouth, their eyes just glaze over. 334 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,080 You must have a driveway full of heartbroken teenage boys. 335 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,280 Let me know if you ever need them shoveled. 336 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,760 My husband's got it covered. 337 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,760 Married? 338 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,280 Ah, well, that's like a knife through the heart. 339 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:16,680 Fuck this. 340 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,760 If he wants to play dirty, I'll play dirty. 341 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360 Uh, oh... 342 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,240 Enjoying Spencer's company? 343 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,320 He knows how to make a woman blush. I'll give him that. 344 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,520 That's his specialty. 345 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,480 What were you saying earlier, Spider? That you'd, um... 346 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,520 Oh. Mop the floor with MILF juice? 347 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,920 Should I get a mop? 348 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:42,520 Uh, excuse me. I think I'm needed over there. 349 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,960 Low blow. 350 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,800 Only works on low lives. 351 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,720 {\an8}♪ You leave in the morning ♪ 352 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:29,120 {\an8}♪ With everything you own In a little black case ♪ 353 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,760 {\an8}♪ Alone on a platform ♪ 354 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:35,880 {\an8}♪ The wind and the rain On a sad and lonely face ♪ 355 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:41,840 {\an8}♪ Run away, turn away Run away, turn away, run away ♪ 356 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,480 But I can't even ask him about it because we're being casual. 357 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:52,320 Maybe it was the threesome. Maybe now being with just me 358 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,920 is boring, or-- 359 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,280 Was the threesome with you and another girl? 360 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,240 It was with my best friend and her boyfriend. 361 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,560 And on your last date he brought Ronald. 362 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,920 - Rowan. - Rowan crashed your date, 363 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,160 and Malakai spent hours locked in a room with him, 364 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,280 and then you two try to have sex, but it doesn't happen. 365 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,640 What are you trying to say? 366 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,560 I think... Malakai could be gay. 367 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,960 No, um... 368 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,040 Malakai's not gay. 369 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,760 I think I would know if he was. We've slept together. 370 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,120 What's it gonna be? - Uh... 371 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,720 Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! 372 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:20,000 Is that like a new CUMLORD ritual or are you not okay? 373 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,400 All right, what's going on? 374 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,200 Nothing's wrong. 375 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,280 I didn't say anything was wrong. You're twitchier than a ferret on acid. 376 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,440 What's up? 377 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,880 There's like... There's like a code, right? 378 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,080 Like, you don't out someone if they're queer? 379 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,920 Oh, you mean the being-a-decent-person code? 380 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,840 Yeah. 381 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,720 - Uh... - Why? 382 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,560 I think I might... 383 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,840 like Rowan. 384 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,360 Oh, my God. I knew it. 385 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,800 Sorry. I thought after the threesome, your vibe was more fuccboi, 386 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,960 but I guess your tastes lean more... country road. 387 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,080 Cut me off right now before I make a horse dick joke because, mmm, that boy-- 388 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,800 - Darren. Please. - Sorry. Yes. I... I am with you. 389 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,160 I am here for you on your journey. You're beautiful, you're valid, 390 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,440 blah, blah, blah. 391 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,800 Literally everyone is queer now. 392 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,240 I know that doesn't make things easy, 393 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,120 and... I'm proud of you. 394 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,640 For real. 395 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,480 I mean, like... 396 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,480 I'm not gay. 397 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,280 I don't think. I-- 398 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,840 I still really care about Amerie, 399 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,240 - and I mean, the sex is really-- 400 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,600 - Sorry. - Thank you, enough. 401 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,360 So you're... 402 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,160 Confused? 403 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,280 Trapped. Frustrated. 404 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,520 I was going to say top or bottom, but go on. 405 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,520 I just feel like I finally got everything sorted with Amerie, and... 406 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,920 I just... 407 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,720 I don't wanna hurt her. 408 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,160 You can't hide who you are to protect other people. 409 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,520 This is why you asked her to be casual, isn't it? 410 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,280 Things... have changed, 411 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,920 and that's fine, and that's life, 412 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,720 but if you pretend things haven't changed, 413 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,240 then Amerie's going to think she's crazy, 414 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,400 and I do not have save-my-best-friend-from-being-gaslit 415 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,040 on my bingo card this term. 416 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,520 What if she hates me for it? 417 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,000 If you have to hide something this important from her, 418 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,480 what does that say? 419 00:23:50,400 --> 00:24:02,880 ♪ Let's drop, drop, drop D-d-drop, drop, drop ♪ 420 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,160 Yeah, Danny boy. 421 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,560 - Oh, shoot. Sorry, Danny. 422 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,760 Hey. 423 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,240 Hey! What's up? 424 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,000 Oh. You would not believe the amount of drama 425 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,840 that is going on in the halls of Hartley High right now. 426 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,000 How's your day been? 427 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,480 Good. Yeah, just... 428 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,720 Just doing some life admin. What's happening at school? 429 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,560 The question is what isn't happening. 430 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,040 Well, what's not happening? 431 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,280 It's killing me, 432 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,480 but I can't talk right now for privacy reasons, but trust me. 433 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,640 It's juicy. 434 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,440 Guantanamo Bay is back in session. 435 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,520 Don't have too much fun without me. I love you. Bye. 436 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,160 Uh, uh, okay. I-- I love you. Bye. Don't have too much fun without me. 437 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,640 If there's no financial commitment, 438 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:54,200 then it's just talk, and talk doesn't fix economic inequality. 439 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,520 You young people are so politically conscious these days. 440 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,360 - I love it. Uh... 441 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,040 Sorry to interrupt, ladies, 442 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,880 but, uh, have either of you seen anyone chewing gum? 443 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,960 You see, King Charles has been attacked. 444 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,880 There's chewy all over his portrait. 445 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,680 Oh, my goodness. 446 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,720 In my day, we respected the royal family. 447 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,600 I mean, Charles is an environmentalist for God's sake. 448 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,360 Yes, a humanitarian. 449 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,160 Yes, and a colonist. 450 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,160 And actually, you know what? 451 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,600 That whole family are all a bunch of inbred, imperialist... 452 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,600 - ...tax vampire pricks, 453 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,880 and the fact they haven't been abolished yet is a war crime. 454 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,720 - You need a name tag. - I'm so sorry. 455 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,360 Seriously? 456 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,400 ...these days. It's such a shame. 457 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,080 Stop. Full name. This is a formal event. 458 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,720 Actually, no one's wearing one, 459 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,080 so I can dispose of it responsibly. Thank you. 460 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,120 Not a match. 461 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,680 Did he spell his name wrong? 462 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,920 Yes, yes, yes, I know, 463 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:06,200 um, but the cost to implement a zero-waste program in the school canteen 464 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,320 is outweighed by the long-term benefits. 465 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,920 Ten minutes, thank you, Sasha. 466 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,800 Sorry to interrupt, but we are wrapping up. 467 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,400 I can see you've had a productive time. Well done. 468 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,640 What if this means that I'm the experiment? 469 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,200 Or worse. What if... What if I'm holding him back? 470 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,600 Is my existence queer erasure? 471 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,680 Well, you won't know until you ask him. 472 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,600 Oh, God. 473 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,800 I spent all day talking about Malakai, 474 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,040 and now I'm gonna lose him and the election. 475 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,400 Oh, no, no, no. No, you will make a great captain. 476 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,560 - So you'll back my campaign? - I would. 477 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,280 Yes, I would, but I'm broke. 478 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,440 Sorry, I just followed Sue here for the bubbly. 479 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:42,080 ...masculinity program... - Don't let me call... 480 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,280 - ...to help young men... - Did I tell you he called me? 481 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,840 ...interrogate their masculinity in a safe environment. 482 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,240 Safe environment? 483 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,320 Says the student who made a false allegation against a teacher 484 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,800 and almost got her fired. 485 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,200 Oh, my! 486 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,320 Yeah, you're right, Missy, and you know what? Uh, thank you. 487 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,400 Thank you for calling me out on that. 488 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,320 And, uh, I admit that I... I was... 489 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,600 I was acting out, 490 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:11,920 and I hurt a poor, innocent teacher in the process, 491 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:17,120 but, uh, as someone who's made their fair share of bad choices, 492 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,600 I want to hold myself and other young men accountable... 493 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,720 Ah. - ...and I want to be a better man. 494 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,920 Yes. 495 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,560 That's... That's what my campaign is all about really, 496 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,480 is helping young boys become men 497 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,080 so that they don't make the same mistakes. 498 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,040 We can do it, but we need your help. 499 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,960 I mean, there's no alternative. 500 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,960 We have to be better. 501 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,680 Thank you. Thank you. 502 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,040 Hey, how much money did you raise? 503 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,640 - What did you, Malakai, and Dusty do? - Sorry, what? 504 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,840 The threesome, keep up. 505 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,960 What exactly did you do? Like, did you take turns or... 506 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,520 Um... Uh... I mean, 507 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,640 I guess we were kind of all over each other. Why? 508 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,880 I kind of pictured... 509 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,120 Not that I'd pictured it, but that the guys were at either end. 510 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:20,080 Ew, no, I mean, they were like getting into stuff with each other too. 511 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,080 It was actually kind of hot. 512 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,760 Sorry. 513 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,080 I think Malakai might be gay. 514 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,880 Uh... 515 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,800 Or bi, or pan or whatever. 516 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,480 I have to figure this out ASAP. I have to ask him. 517 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,680 What happened to being chill with taking some space? 518 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,640 I can ask him in a chill way. 519 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,120 Hey, um, can we talk? 520 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,840 Yeah. No, actually, sorry. I, um... I've got to run. 521 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,920 I can come with you. 522 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,080 No, let's talk later though. 523 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,720 No problem. I've got stuff that I'm running too. 524 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,120 Campaign stuff. Quinni! 525 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,760 You know, you don't have to be the cool girl 526 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,960 who pretends she's into casual hookups. 527 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,160 Oh, shove it up your ass, or is that closed for business too? 528 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,480 Talking about my ass... 529 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,800 - Are you okay? I'm so good. 530 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,160 Got your trial shift at Harry's, right? 531 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,600 Uh, yeah, I should probably go. 532 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,600 Yeah, me too. Are you sure you're okay? 533 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,920 I'm amazing. Yeah. 534 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,080 Enjoy work. 535 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,720 - Toodle-oo! - Okay. 536 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,720 Okay. - Fly, fly my pretties. 537 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,720 - What campaign stuff are we doing? - To the feelings pit! 538 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,640 Okay. 539 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,840 Ca$hy. 540 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,720 Ca$hy boy. 541 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,280 You home, bruh? 542 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,320 Can't avoid me forever. 543 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,360 - Darren around? - Can't you read? 544 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,880 He's not an eshay anymore. 545 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,960 What is he then? 546 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,880 I told you I don't finish till 10:00. 547 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,280 Yeah. I thought I could wait around for you. 548 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,840 - You should have told me you were coming. - Why? 549 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,120 What? Trial shift. 550 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,640 Ugh, this is useless. None of them are his. 551 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,760 "Useless"? Do you know how many people I'll rule out tonight? 552 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,960 Obtaining evidence without a warrant is shaky, 553 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,320 but I'm using it to eliminate and not convict. 554 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,080 I knew this was a stupid idea. 555 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,480 ♪ Love is raised by common thieves ♪ 556 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,440 ♪ Hiding diamonds up their sleeves... ♪ 557 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,960 - Oh! - Quinni, let's go. 558 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,320 - But I have to catalog the-- - I said let's go! 559 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,240 We have to cover the crime scene. 560 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,360 Has Sherlock Holmes taught you nothing? 561 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,120 ♪ You're my midnight sun ♪ 562 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,920 Was it from Malakai? 563 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,400 What do you think? 564 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,600 Well, what did it say? 565 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,120 Amerie, come back! 566 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,840 ♪ Always I did it for you ♪ 567 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120 Um... 568 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 How you been? 569 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,240 Fine. 570 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,040 Thanks. 571 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,000 - Thanks for dropping the case. 572 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,800 Didn't do it for you. 573 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,520 Do you still see him? 574 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Fuck no. 575 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,400 Kind of seems like a hard person to get rid of. 576 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,240 Harper, I'm... 577 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,000 I'm sorry about what happened that night. 578 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,720 I'm sorry I'm... I'm a coward. 579 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,960 I should've stopped them from putting you in the car. 580 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,000 I should have kicked the windows out. 581 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,120 I'm sorry. I'm... I'm fucked in the head. 582 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,200 Don't do that. 583 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,520 I don't blame you. 584 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,120 I've never blamed you. 585 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,680 But... 586 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,440 I'm not going to help you feel better about it. 587 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,440 Because it sucked. 588 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,520 It really fucking sucked arse. 589 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,360 When are you coming back to school? 590 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,440 Uh... I'm not. 591 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440 Why? 592 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,480 It's just not a good idea. 593 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,160 According to who? 594 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:54,960 Look, don't... 595 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,040 Don't tell Darren, but I already asked Woodsy 596 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,880 if I can come back and she said no. 597 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,240 That's bullshit. 598 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,480 No. No, I get it. It's ill-chay. 599 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,280 You know, like safe space and all that. 600 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,200 Ca$h. 601 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,640 So... there's me looking for a job. 602 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,000 You got room for one more here? 603 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,679 Darren, did you deep fry your G-string? 604 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,000 It was an accident. 605 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,199 That's the fifth time this month! - Yeah, I kind of like it. 606 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:25,159 Darren's already had three customer complaints tonight. 607 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:28,000 Yeah, that... That sounds about right. 608 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,920 I mean, the pay's not great, but... 609 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,400 Dad didn't exactly leave me much. 610 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,719 I want to get enough together to save for my own place. 611 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,000 Kind of crazy, hey, 612 00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:49,199 how fast your whole life can change. 613 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,080 Yeah. 614 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:57,199 Yeah, one minute you're about to graduate high school, 615 00:34:57,199 --> 00:35:00,719 and... next one you're just another dropkick. 616 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,520 You're not a dropkick. 617 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,120 Shit, why am I wearing all this then? 618 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,560 - ♪ I'm a body ♪ - ♪ I'm a body ♪ 619 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,320 ♪ I'm a body ♪ 620 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,240 - ♪ I'm a body ♪ - ♪ I'm a body ♪ 621 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,280 You know you want to. 622 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,920 I want your juices. 623 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,960 - Mmm. 624 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,120 The fuck? 625 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,640 Yeah, good, good. 626 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,720 Not bad for your first reverse parallel park. 627 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,520 - Only needed seven three-point turns. - Does not matter. 628 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,840 - Right. Let's drive around the block. 629 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,240 Hey! Stop. Whoa! 630 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,360 Okay, what have I told you about head checks? 631 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,760 We could have driven into the oncoming traffic. 632 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,320 All this oncoming traffic? 633 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,520 Driving is all about 634 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,600 - building good habits. - Building good habits. 635 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,040 - Thank you very much. - Yeah. 636 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,840 - Why are you doing this? 637 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,120 Well, if I can be responsible for one more competent driver on the road 638 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,680 as opposed to a less competent driver on the road, 639 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,280 then I am a very happy person. 640 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,880 No, I mean why me? 641 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,480 You could be in bed right now, 642 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,280 but instead you're teaching me hill starts 643 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,440 when I'll probably never drive a manual. 644 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,040 This might come as a shock to you, but I care about you kids. 645 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,360 It keeps me up at night, 646 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,640 the thought of one of you slipping through the cracks on my watch. 647 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,880 What about Ca$h? 648 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,840 Yeah, I don't think it's appropriate that you and I discuss other students together. 649 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,600 I know he's made some shitty decisions, 650 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,400 but if you let him slip through the cracks, he's going to make more. 651 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,240 Okay, so let's drive around the block. 652 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,360 Well done, there could've been a kid there. 653 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,160 - We saved a life today. 654 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,720 Well done. 655 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,880 I rechecked the handwriting samples. 656 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,440 None of them matched. Bird Psycho isn't a CUMLORD. 657 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,920 I am so close. I feel it in my whole body. 658 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,200 I am tingling! 659 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:49,600 Hey, anything we would like to share with the class around shame and fantasy? 660 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,520 What if you don't like what you're feeling? 661 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,680 Well, that's normal. 662 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,680 Our feelings aren't always reflective of who we want to be. 663 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,560 Oh, yeah, like sometimes I have sex dreams 664 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,080 - about Dorothy the Dinosaur. - Oh. 665 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,360 I'd like to "Romp Bomp A Stomp" that din-ussy. 666 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,480 - Actually that's a great example. 667 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,600 Plenty of people have kinks that other people might see as icks. 668 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,600 Okay. Well, what if something starts as a fantasy, 669 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,280 and then all you can do is think about it a lot, 670 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,480 and then it becomes something that you wanna do in real life 671 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,400 because you feel like it's already happened before, 672 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,760 and then all you can do is just think about it 673 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,480 until it's something that I never, ever, ever want to think about again. 674 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,360 Oh, my God, don't stop there. 675 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,280 I get it. 676 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,920 Brains are weird, our thoughts can feel overwhelming. 677 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,480 But just because you have a thought about something, 678 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,080 doesn't mean you have to act on it. 679 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,840 But also sometimes it's worth exploring why you feel ashamed. 680 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,200 Enacting a fantasy can be healthy 681 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,000 as long as it's consensual, legal, and no one's getting hurt. 682 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,440 Whoa! It's the kid! 683 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,040 What's going on, lad? You been avoiding me? 684 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,480 No, just trying to stay out of trouble. You know how Nan is. 685 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,520 Bet. 686 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,840 Just having no adlays out this way is really fucking with my business. 687 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,720 It's time that you come back to where you belong. 688 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,760 - We are up shit fucking creek. 689 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,760 I owe them, so you owe me. 690 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,280 - Leave him alone, Michael Cooper. 691 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,840 After all these years, can you think of nothing better to do with your time? 692 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,040 That's not my name. 693 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,560 Oh, isn't it? Oh, I'm sorry. 694 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,520 - Bitch! - Oops. 695 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,560 - Off you go, chicken. 696 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,760 So this is what you've been doing with your time, then. 697 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,120 Should we go and have a little chat? 698 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,520 With a generous boost to his campaign funding, 699 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,920 Spencer White is poised to take the lead 700 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,440 {\an8}with Sasha So following close behind 701 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,520 {\an8}with a modest contribution from the Women's Association. 702 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,600 {\an8}Smile. That's it. 703 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:16,280 {\an8}Meanwhile Amerie Wadia's SLT Nation party has received a whopping 50 cents, 704 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,000 {\an8}which she found on the ground outside. 705 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,520 {\an8}Word is on the street she spent it on a Red Frog at the canteen. 706 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,120 Don't worry, ladies. 707 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,720 I'll get you a bunch of custom CUMLORD's T-shirts made. 708 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,680 Smile. - Everyone gets one. 709 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,360 Even the losing teams. 710 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,480 So cringe. 711 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,440 And now just one with Spi... Spencer. 712 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,640 This is Zoe Clark. 713 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,160 Thanks for listening and stay deadly, Hartley. 714 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,120 So... 715 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,360 - When are you gonna deliver on our bet? - Get fucked. 716 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,160 - Name a time and a place. - In your dreams. 717 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,320 I'll see you there. 718 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,600 What are you lot doing mooching around? 719 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,720 - Shouldn't you be in class or something? Oh! Look! Look! 720 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,960 What are you doing here? 721 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,600 Well, uh, my next class is chemistry. So... 722 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,680 Aw! 723 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,560 All right, who did it? 724 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,080 Who did it? 725 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,560 Sorry, excuse me. 726 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,560 Bird Psycho. 727 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,760 "I gave myself an infection trying to shave my balls." 728 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,280 - All right, lads. Drop them. 729 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,640 Oi, don't actually do it. 730 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,640 "My mum found my Internet history, and can't look me in the eye." 731 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,640 That's gotta be Ant. 732 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,880 - Oh. Deep. 733 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,920 All right, come on, 'fess up. Who was it? Who did it? 734 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,920 "Betrayed by my dick." Actual lol. 735 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,280 Bet it was you and the SLTs. 736 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,600 Come on. - This is a dog move, even for you. 737 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,960 You're the ones dumb enough to put your secrets in public spots. 738 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,160 There's no trust left in the world. 739 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,120 Surprise, surprise. 740 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000 {\an8}Look who's responsible. 741 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,680 No, no, no, no. It wasn't me I swear. 742 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,360 Right, explain this then. 743 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,760 Why would I leave a photo of myself doing the crime at the crime scene? 744 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,880 So you admit it. You did do the crime. 745 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,640 No, you don't understand. Okay. 746 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,480 We were putting the secrets back. 747 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,400 This is Bird Psychos work. It has to be. 748 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,800 It was Pit Cunt. Pit Cunt did it. 749 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,000 - Yeah, Pit Cunt. - Yeah, Pit Cunt! 750 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,400 Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt! Pit Cunt! 751 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,320 - This is over. Get back to class, please. - Come on, guys. 752 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,080 Off you go. - Back to class. Back to class. 753 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,040 We found the culprit, Miss. 754 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,120 Amerie Wadia. Once again. 755 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,680 Looks like your class is a payoff. 756 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,920 Real respectful like. 757 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,600 Thanks. 758 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,040 Don't film this. 759 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,040 Malakai, stop! It wasn't me. 760 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,480 I dug them up and I read them, 761 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,520 but I didn't leave them out for the whole school to see. 762 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,800 You weren't talking to me. I needed to know how you were feeling. 763 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,960 Are you gay? 764 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,400 Is that why you're trying to forget me? 765 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,080 For fuck's sake. I just... 766 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,720 I just needed some space to figure out my own shit. Okay? 767 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,840 Did you ever like me or was it all just for show? 768 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,200 Because my feelings about you haven't changed. 769 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,280 I just wish... 770 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,840 I wish that you'd talk to me. 771 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,000 If I wanted to talk to you, I would have. 772 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,880 I mean, do you ever think of that? 773 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,880 Okay. I know I'm supposed to wait until you're ready, 774 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,880 but if you're gay then what does that make me? 775 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,000 "Me, me, me." 776 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,560 I mean, you can't help make everything about yourself, can you? 777 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,440 And no, I'm not. I'm not gay. I'm bi. 778 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,680 And... and what we had was real, but not after this. 779 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,840 Just forget it. 780 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,440 - No, Malakai, I-- - No, I can't. 781 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,880 I can't do this anymore. 782 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,840 Amerie. Amerie. 783 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,280 My office, now. 784 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,560 I can't believe Bird Psycho was right there. 785 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,960 If I wasn't so caught up, I would have noticed. 786 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,240 This is creepy. 787 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,600 Do you think Bird Psycho's just like waiting in a bush for her to mess up? 788 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,440 Hey, how was it? 789 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,920 Woodsy's banned me from campaigning for two weeks, 790 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,880 and worse, 791 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,720 I have to write handwritten apology letters to the CUMLORDS. 792 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,800 My life is over. 793 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,400 Oh, hey, it's Malakai and Rowan. 794 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,440 They're walking together. They must've made up. 795 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,240 I thought they didn't like each other 796 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,920 'cause they haven't made a lot of eye contact recently. 797 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,160 I was definitely wrong. 798 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,280 People that don't like each other would never walk close together. 799 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,280 It's inconvenient, when you swing your hand, 800 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,120 you touch the other person's, which can be intimate unless-- 801 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,440 Unless there's mutual sexual desire. 802 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,880 Crazy. 803 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,840 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 804 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,880 Am? 805 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,200 Bird Psycho sabotaged my campaign, 806 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,920 destroyed my relationship with Malakai, 807 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,200 and ruined my life. 808 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,680 We are going to find them 809 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:19,640 and make them wish they buried themselves in that pit. 810 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,360 This is war! 811 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,160 ♪ Oh, my God, can't say no... ♪ 812 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,240 You're sure? 813 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640 I'm sure. 814 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,400 Amerie and me are over. 815 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,640 ♪ You know how I feel for you... ♪ 816 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,800 100%? 817 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,360 1000%. 818 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,480 ♪ Please don't say no, no, no, no ♪ 819 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:04,120 ♪ Train comes I don't know its destination ♪ 820 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,680 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 821 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:11,480 ♪ It's a one-way ticket To a madman situation ♪ 822 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,240 ♪ Situation ♪ 823 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,880 Can I? 824 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,720 Yeah. 825 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,000 ♪ I know, I know ♪ 826 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,880 ♪ It's a one-way ticket To a madman situation ♪