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{\an8}(11年級舞會)

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我們都想當自己故事的英雄

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(今晚不留遺憾)

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要知道你是不是英雄只有一個方法

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不是你多有肌肉

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有沒有過人能力

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能不能一口氣吃掉十盒穀片

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都不是

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要知道你是不是英雄的方法

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就是面對壞人

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艾茉莉和哈波人呢?

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有人看到艾茉莉或哈波嗎?

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《心碎高中》

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{\an8}(兩個月前)

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{\an8}寶貝,第二學期

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對了,你的開學禮物我準備好了

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是爸爸嗎?

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現在我就是你的保鑣

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你去哪我都要跟

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連上大號都甩不掉我

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我會是你最貼身的死黨

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還有

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這個

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- 什麼東西?
- 辣椒水

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你自己做的嗎?

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我上網找到作法,順便多做一個

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現在我的任務就是拚命保護你

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你嚇到我了

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這個滿酷的

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有沒有覺得自己很厲害?

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- 有點
- 猜猜我們是什麼

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什麼?

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狠妹

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快,車來了

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(南雪梨)

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超爛的

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時空背景不一樣

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小哈,沒事吧?

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快走

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好了

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轉過去

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人家嗨到吐

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你們好嗎?

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人家好想上學

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想學想到慌

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你很需要

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可以兩個兩個一起走嗎?

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很煩嗎?

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沒關係

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好

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- 還好嗎?
- 我很好

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艾茉莉來之前我只想好三個人並排走

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原本只有我和達倫
在那之前只有我自己

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看到你我很開心

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我知道,謝謝你陪我走

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爛賤貨

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你害金哥坐牢

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有膽就再說

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發花痴了

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閉嘴啦,我說過不會再暗戀人家

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這個學期哈波最重要

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最多撐一個星期

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我很認真,男生最會破壞我們的友情

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一個星期

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好狠

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她大概沒有看到我

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你還在乎嗎?

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放假時我們聊過那麼多

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那件事,可以不要說出去嗎?

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我不想再有麻煩

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不想自找麻煩就離艾茉莉遠一點

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那女的像厄莉絲,混亂不和都跟著她

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厄莉絲是誰?

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災難女神

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我現在很迷神話

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超讚

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投給酷兒社會馬克斯主義
氣候鬥士反對亂丟垃圾社團

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如果你關心學校餐廳

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{\an8}沒有在回收的軟塑膠數量

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現在想在家自學會不會太慢?

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不知道,不過你穿那樣已經宅到爆了

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- 走開
- 我說真的

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那件背心很醜

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要吃大麻軟糖嗎?

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現在才八點

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我支持開學前強制使用性別代名詞

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- 還支持...
- 性別代名詞很弱

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男性代名詞才夯

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比方說我叫蛛哥

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我的男性代名詞是哥、大哥和兄弟

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那是故意的偏執行為和仇恨犯罪

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好啦

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今晚選舉派對在地下室

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禁止蜘蛛進場

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俗又有力的達斯帝

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你穿什麼東西?

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這叫流行

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現在哈特利高中天菜總得有人當

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天菜是你嗎?

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我願意填補達斯帝留下的洞

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任何洞

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她寧願幹趕牛棒,變態

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不要緊張,這是好話

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連話都不能說

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“達斯帝留下的”是什麼意思?

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你不知道?

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達斯帝轉學了

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怎麼有臉回來
你在全校面前讓他臉丟光

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你害兩個人被退學

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先是金哥,現在是達斯帝

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- 下一個要害誰?
- 蛛哥,閉嘴

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好在你沒有害達斯帝坐牢

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蛛哥,叫你閉嘴啦

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艾茉莉,不要

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是沙拉醬嗎?

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他對哈波好壞

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人家要用義大利沙拉醬噴他

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糟糕,柔伊,對不起

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很高興看到你放假回來
都沒有長進,臭圖婊

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- 你最壞
- 很爛欸

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臭圖婊

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可惡,軟糖掉滿地,不到五秒還能吃

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軟糖嗑太多了吧

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我原本希望一個學期沒有風波

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結果聽說你害安東尼沃恩的眼珠

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差點被歌劇院模型戳瞎

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這個裡面有什麼?

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辣椒粉、一點醋...

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好香,艾茉莉
事情有驚無險算你運氣好

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校長,那些男生嗑嗨

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對哈波說很難聽的話,我不想聽

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你是說打人

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是挺朋友的好方法嗎?

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- 對
- 對

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這樣好了

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我要你們兩個找到更好的方法
來面對爭執

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方法要更有創意

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不要動手

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要像那些美國青春電影那樣尬舞

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不要打人,你用尬舞跟他們說

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“我不喜歡你的態度”

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“離我遠一點”

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快起來做一遍,謝謝

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做一遍

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我不喜歡你的態度

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離我遠一點

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謝謝,夠了

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艾茉莉,明天開始留校查看

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哈波,我有話跟你說

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- 校長...
- 艾茉莉,謝謝,你可以走了

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走...

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- 哈波,你還好嗎?
- 很好

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- 住的情況怎麼樣?
- 很好

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艾茉莉人很好,都借我東西

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還沒辦法回到我爸家

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跟他聯絡

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我在獨立生活

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對

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我讓其他老師知道你的狀況

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如果你不想上課或想來找我...

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特案組,好酷

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我很好,不想要特別待遇

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好了

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好吧

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要不要去笑一笑拍照?

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- 好
- 好

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嗨

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新達斯帝駕到,快點

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千萬不要拒絕

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不舒服

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好狠

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妹子,怎樣?

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去死吧,變態

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- 你說什麼?
- 我說去死吧,變態

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- 走開
- 不舒服,去死吧,變態

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- 感覺不太舒服
- 噁心

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對不起

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廢物

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- 對不起
- 好噁

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安東尼

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大家說得對

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你知道怎麼做

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喬喬,撐住

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對,進來

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你們知道怎麼站

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最矮的站前面,最高的站後面

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不是針對個人

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完全是為了拍照

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快點拍一拍

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達斯帝居然走了

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聽說他轉學到聖布魯諾高中

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他轉學到私立男校?

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太好了,我喜歡

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謝謝

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好

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你是新生嗎?

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- 對
- 我是艾茉莉

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羅溫

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背心很好看

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歡迎大家回來

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歡迎回到你們的第二個家

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- 我們很想你們,喬喬,對不對?
- 沒錯

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看到你們可愛的臉很開心

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現在我要介紹一位很特別的新生

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到我們的學校

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他叫羅溫

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從杜波遠道而來

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大家熱烈歡迎羅溫

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杜波的羅溫

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農夫想找老婆

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史賓賽,謝謝

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好像鄉村歌手摩根沃倫

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濃濃鄉村味,農場哥

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大家不要再講農場了

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對不起,俗背心男

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你是睡棚屋還是...

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謝謝,攝影師再十分鐘就要走人

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嚇死我了

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你們一定都記得

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體育組長提莫西沃斯先生

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掌聲歡迎他回來

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- 他跑去哪?
- 聽說他參加俄羅斯邪教

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聽說他經營成人網站帳號被停職

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“沃斯大叔”

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- 我有聽過
- 謝謝

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伍茲校長,謝謝

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很高興回到你身邊

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真好

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聽說上個學期發生很多事

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現在我回來了

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很期待讓校務回到正軌

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套句我常說的

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大家準備好進球得分

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你們的目標就是

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你們都要露出可愛燦爛的笑容

236
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,320
頭髮乾淨整齊,艾茉莉,麻煩你忍住

237
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,720
不要再閉眼睛...

238
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,240
我只是忘記帶眼藥水一次

239
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,200
大家要拍了,三、二...

240
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,400
安東尼沃恩要在校園剁雞雞

241
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,400
不行...

242
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,120
你們還不能走

243
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,200
我的雞雞只會惹麻煩

244
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,320
害你做蠢事

245
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,920
讓女生討厭我

246
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,320
一張嘴就被罵變態

247
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,520
安東尼沃恩!

248
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,880
我的雞雞是禍根,我要斬草除根

249
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,320
拜託誰把他帶下來

250
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,640
校長,他有凶器

251
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,360
他才不會剁雞雞

252
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,080
我會,真的會

253
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,840
剁掉

254
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,320
提莫西,撲得好

255
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,000
我不是真的要剁

256
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,760
好,安東尼沃恩

257
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,480
表達情緒有更好的方法

258
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,840
不用揚言要去勢

259
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,760
像什麼?

260
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,120
我們在性輔課教過

261
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,800
把感覺說出來會有幫助

262
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,880
才不會用其他方式發洩出來

263
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,920
又來了

264
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,400
有要補充嗎?

265
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,160
我不在十個星期

266
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,560
哈特利高中就變成
覺醒文化雪花世代的惡夢

267
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,160
什麼?
“覺醒文化雪花世代的惡夢”

268
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,880
提莫西,不好意思

269
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,960
性輔課非常成功

270
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,280
多虧有喬喬

271
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,680
真的嗎?

272
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,520
這叫非常成功?

273
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,480
你把這件事怪到性輔課?

274
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,840
是你們說的,不是我

275
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,280
現在男性輟學生暴增,對不對?

276
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,200
沒錯

277
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,920
到處都有學生停學

278
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,400
青少年正面臨自信危機

279
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,560
他沒說錯

280
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,120
哈特利高中的男生氣都不敢喘

281
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,520
性輔課可能會讓問題惡化

282
00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,440
沒錯

283
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,920
我們只學到世上千錯萬錯

284
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,000
都是我們雞雞的錯

285
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,200
性輔課的對象不是男生

286
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,320
重點是要給這些學生空間
討論他們的感受

287
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,400
討論

288
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,920
男生的溝通方式跟女生不一樣

289
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,080
你很清楚,我們都是用做的

290
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,000
偉大的阿諾說得好

291
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,640
“有個小男生在街角小店的櫃臺排隊

292
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,960
他在那裡排了老半天

293
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,240
大人都沒有看到他

294
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,960
他被推來推去

295
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,200
被推倒在地上

296
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,520
他爬起來說

297
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,880
我...

298
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,760
呢?”

299
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,320
他呢?

300
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,920
-“這不公平”
- 你幹麼唱尚儂...

301
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,400
我受夠了

302
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,240
我要我應得的

303
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,120
難道你看不出

304
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,320
我想活下去

305
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,240
可是你...

306
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,240
好了

307
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,560
拿走的比付出還多...

308
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,840
- 我喜歡這首歌
- 好

309
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,080
太真實了

310
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,800
對,聽我說

311
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,520
- 好愛這首歌
- 性輔課是不完美

312
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,120
- 除非你有高見
- 有是有

313
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,440
那就好,對不對?

314
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,600
喬喬,非常好

315
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,320
提莫西,我很期待聽你的高見

316
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,520
- 交給我
- 很好

317
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,280
他的雞雞還在不在?

318
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,920
這個學校的男生都瘋了

319
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:29,960
對

320
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,720
不過笑笑也不錯

321
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,880
我的包包不見了

322
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,080
好怪,我們的包包都擺在一起的

323
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,240
沒錯,被人拿走了

324
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,240
大概是達倫和奎妮拿走了
我們會找到的

325
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,280
不要擔心,來

326
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,400
您即將接到德尼森懲教中心

327
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,880
受刑人的來電

328
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,360
我知道我說八點
臭克拉克斯巴著電話不放

329
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,760
克拉克斯又是誰?

330
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,840
就是有長短手的那個毒蟲

331
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,880
開學第一天怎麼樣?

332
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,680
無聊

333
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,200
達斯帝轉學了

334
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,240
來了一個新生,阿安想剁掉雞雞

335
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,160
還是老樣子?

336
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,160
- 對
- 等等

337
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,320
新生帥不帥?

338
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,600
帥中帶土味,不是我的菜

339
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,280
明天終於能見到你了

340
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,320
我知道,好想趕快見到你

341
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,280
我想你

342
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,080
大哥,是你小男友啊?

343
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,640
那是誰?

344
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,160
不要理他

345
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,440
新生介紹不是很順利

346
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,280
現在這些學生發洩完,事情就會過去

347
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,440
謝謝

348
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,880
跟你說實話

349
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,080
哈特利高中的學生很野,很狠

350
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,000
一定是水有問題

351
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,880
從我來這裡教書就是那樣

352
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,880
第一年我每天晚上哭到睡著

353
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,599
後來我練就一張厚臉皮,變得更堅強

354
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,640
千萬不能跟任何人的關係太近

355
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,200
除了我的狗

356
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:28,800
我幫你找一個學伴
新生的心情他最懂

357
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,000
馬拉凱,這是羅溫
羅溫,這是馬拉凱

358
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:32,920
非常好

359
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,840
希望你們相處愉快

360
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,840
來

361
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,600
那是棋藝社,那是哈哈社

362
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,280
有些學生偷一堆東西,就玩油漆罐

363
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,040
會有哈哈社

364
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,320
是因為輔導老師半年沒有來學校

365
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,040
他們想說暫時這樣也不錯

366
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,360
你喜歡什麼?

367
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,320
喜歡運動、看書還是狗血劇迷?

368
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,200
我比較迷電影

369
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,400
有影音社

370
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,960
他們叫自己地居人

371
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,880
有道理,我會報名

372
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,160
我...我有性輔幫,回頭見

373
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,600
你有一堆妹

374
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,480
是輔導課

375
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,160
好

376
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,720
今晚地下室有派對

377
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,560
你應該來

378
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,880
好,我會去

379
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:34,960
再見

380
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,440
同學們

381
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,680
歡迎來到性輔課

382
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,400
想說第一堂課能來點輕鬆的

383
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,800
你們看到前面有美術用具

384
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,400
自己挑喜歡的用具

385
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,680
不是要教保險套和性病

386
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,640
- 畫圖幹麼?
- 不要看成畫圖

387
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,400
把畫紙當成表達感受的方式

388
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,200
選你喜歡的顏色

389
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,840
老師,蛛哥拿精神病灰

390
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,360
你在撩我嗎?

391
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,200
不是,我只是話多又正

392
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,880
要命

393
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,240
有夠尷尬

394
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,600
蛛哥,你要怎麼表達感受?

395
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,480
不知道,丟東西?

396
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,560
搥東西?

397
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,240
為什麼用畫圖表達自己比較好

398
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,880
不能直接說這堂課爛透了

399
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,960
因為畫圖不會傷害人

400
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,040
沃斯說得對

401
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,600
就是這樣達斯帝才會轉學

402
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,800
阿安才會情緒崩潰

403
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,640
對,渣男三人幫散了

404
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,120
現在你沒人靠了

405
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,640
世上有男人

406
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,560
有雞雞

407
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,200
有XY染色體

408
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,240
責怪男人很容易,對不對?

409
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,200
你有做什麼幫忙解決?

410
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,480
這支蠟筆要怎麼解決?

411
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,840
這支蠟筆要怎麼教好我?

412
00:19:56,360 --> 00:20:00,320
蛛哥變身成名副其實的厭女大男人

413
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,560
夠了,我不玩了

414
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,720
我最後一次走出這間教室

415
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,720
當作向安東尼沃恩致敬

416
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,040
不好意思,他掛了嗎?

417
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,520
他失血過多嗝屁了?

418
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,840
教室裡的男生

419
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,720
是真男人的話

420
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,040
- 不會吧
- 起來,跟我一起走

421
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,040
- 如果你離開...
- 你要怎樣?

422
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,640
來,摸啊

423
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:31,520
去你的性輔幫...

424
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:39,080
去你的性輔幫...

425
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,680
現在怎樣?

426
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,520
疊湯姆

427
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,280
你好重,下去

428
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,320
叫我啊

429
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,320
你在躲我嗎?

430
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,760
沒有,我...沒有,幹麼要躲?沒有

431
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:10,400
我以為你放假會傳簡訊什麼的

432
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,520
你也沒消沒息

433
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,000
我只是不想給你壓力

434
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,280
也不是有什麼好急的

435
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,240
我一直在想你的事

436
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,360
我也是

437
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,520
可是現在哈波很需要我

438
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,240
我真的只想專心保護她

439
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:35,920
我明白

440
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,560
- 真的?
- 對

441
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,400
我不會假裝不失望,不過...

442
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,160
你真夠義氣

443
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,040
算我沒說

444
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,760
今晚你要去地下室派對嗎?

445
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,720
馬拉凱...

446
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,400
剛才很棒,真的很棒

447
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,960
可是...我是認真的

448
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,200
現在哈波是我最重要的人

449
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,120
可以嗎?

450
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,320
可以

451
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,360
艾茉莉

452
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,280
- 我們剛才...
- 哈波的包包找到了

453
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,560
連一天都撐不過

454
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,880
這太可怕了

455
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,320
哪種神經病會做這種事?

456
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,680
已經出現屍僵,鳥死大概兩天了

457
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,280
重返犯罪現場之哈特利高中

458
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,680
奎妮,不要拍

459
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,480
要好好安葬牠

460
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,400
好,你們哪個豬頭是鳥魔人?

461
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,200
大概只是某個白痴在惡作劇

462
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,920
是雞哥,我知道是他

463
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,920
不是,會有人看到他
我和伍茲警覺超高

464
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,160
一定是蛛哥

465
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,720
我好像看到他

466
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,000
- 可是都過好幾個星期了
- 所以呢?

467
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,400
我想說搞不好他不知道是我們

468
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,120
說不定他在等?

469
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,400
還是我瘋了?

470
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,960
應該不是雞哥

471
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,280
今晚來聚會,我會逼蛛哥自首

472
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,400
聽起來很好玩,可是我有事要做

473
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,880
(獨立聲明書)

474
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,320
簽個名

475
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,720
我簽下去,我爸就...

476
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,000
離開了

477
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,640
- 只剩我
- 哪是只剩你

478
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,800
你還有我

479
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,120
我絕不會放你一個人

480
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,440
不是永遠

481
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,600
我們長大後你會變成

482
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,040
優秀的名人外科醫生
我會加入機車幫

483
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,760
誰要當醫生,我想參加你的機車幫

484
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,360
真的,小哈

485
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,720
我會陪在你身邊

486
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,600
管他的,我們去聚會吧

487
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,800
快點

488
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,480
現在我們有四個人,幫我個忙

489
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,920
我們列出今晚要聊的題目

490
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,720
然後再排一下才知道順序

491
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,560
可以隨時換題目,不過最好還是

492
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,760
聊完一個題目再換下一個

493
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,720
比方說第一個題目可以是

494
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,800
艾茉莉變得太過度保護哈波

495
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,400
這樣會害她交不到男朋友

496
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,800
聽起來有點複雜

497
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,120
你說得對,列聊天表太誇張了

498
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,480
對不起,算我沒說

499
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,560
這個地方好臭

500
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,160
不是這裡臭,是我的包包

501
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,280
裡面有白䴉

502
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,520
我要埋葬牠

503
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,400
最後安息地在海邊也不錯

504
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,520
是你幹的吧?你是鳥魔人

505
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,680
又來了

506
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,240
或者不是只有我覺得哈波是女巫

507
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,960
派對開心玩,臭起司

508
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,800
那個腦殘絕對是鳥魔人

509
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,520
不是,他怕鳥

510
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,640
連摸都不敢摸

511
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,240
少來了

512
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,160
是真的

513
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,520
小時候襲童喜鵲俯衝下來咬過他

514
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,600
咬掉他脖子一塊肉

515
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,360
他現在看到鳥就怕

516
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,720
應該是恐鳥症

517
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,800
最好是

518
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,040
大家看,農場哥來了

519
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,080
鄉巴佬

520
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,480
- 嚄嚄,杜波仔
- 愛羊的人

521
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,040
你來了

522
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,880
現在有點後悔

523
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,880
沒看過有人有這麼多綽號的

524
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,480
我以為我愛“屎塔哥尼亞”這種風格

525
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,240
我在杜波根本不穿這種衣服

526
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,560
只是開學第一天...不知道

527
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,960
是我想太多

528
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,800
只是那件背心,脫掉就好了

529
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,600
但是我現在脫掉就等於認輸了

530
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,720
說實在的
不管你脫不脫他們都會酸你

531
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,800
不穿背心也帥

532
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,880
背心可以送你嗎?

533
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,480
穿起來會引來一堆嘲笑、羞辱

534
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,920
還有莫名其妙讓人覺得
你很會照顧家畜

535
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,480
大家在傳你接生過小牛?

536
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,920
亂說

537
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,720
你看這雙手

538
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,200
從來沒有做過粗活

539
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,120
靠

540
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,200
真的,羅溫,這雙手好細

541
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:41,040
- 你是農場子弟嗎?
- 不是

542
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,160
大家都不知道,杜波其實是城市

543
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:50,560
就算是屁話,你大概甩不掉農場哥了

544
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,800
這個綽號還好

545
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,960
以前我都被叫薯蛋頭

546
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,240
小時候我又矮又胖,頭髮又少

547
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,640
就像馬鈴薯

548
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,840
以前在學校大家都叫我鼻屎乾

549
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,040
說來話長...

550
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,000
這裡只有你願意跟我說話

551
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,720
你也是

552
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,520
鼻屎乾,說來聽聽

553
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,840
剁雞哥

554
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,120
安全剪刀

555
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,320
還好嗎?

556
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,680
我嘴上說沒事

557
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,560
心裡面卻很有事

558
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,800
早上的事很抱歉

559
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,240
艾茉莉很認真在保護我

560
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,600
為什麼女生都討厭我?

561
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,040
她們覺得我是變態

562
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,920
那就不要當變態

563
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920
我沒有

564
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,280
我是好人

565
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,960
好像...

566
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,120
每次我一說話就會被女生罵

567
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,880
還罵得很難聽

568
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,520
你不值得可憐

569
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,320
可憐一下也不行?

570
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,080
女生有戒心是有原因的

571
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,400
我懂,我知道外面有壞人

572
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,360
我應該不是壞人

573
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,000
任何人都可以是壞人

574
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,640
知道當女生有多累嗎?
隨時要提高警覺?

575
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,520
有一年萬聖節我扮成飛天小女警

576
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,240
我看你常跟蛛哥混在一起

577
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,360
你有試過跟女生當朋友嗎?

578
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,520
當然有

579
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,000
不只是炮友

580
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,440
你應該從當朋友做起

581
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,240
我只想讓你知道

582
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,720
我把我的競選精力都放在

583
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,400
讓哈特利高中成為
非男學生的安全校園

584
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,680
好棒棒

585
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:58,880
我只是覺得
你跟被告強暴犯在一起有點不妥

586
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,400
金哥什麼都沒做

587
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,320
- 哈波沒有怪他...
- 好在哈波不計較

588
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,200
不過其他倖存者呢,她們會怎麼想?

589
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,440
我給你一個競選策略

590
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,960
不要多管閒事

591
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,080
走啦,不要說了

592
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,320
你想去沒人的地方嗎?

593
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,400
阿安一看就是在幫他兄弟圓謊

594
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,520
阿安不太會說謊

595
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,240
哈波很害怕

596
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,400
如果能證明就是蛛哥做的蠢事

597
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,880
她就不會這麼怕

598
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,120
有了

599
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,280
內褲沾屎的!

600
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,680
聽說你怕鳥

601
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,440
什麼鬼?

602
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,200
幹,快拿走

603
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,960
- 檢查他的脖子
- 不要讓牠碰我

604
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,080
檢查他的脖子

605
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,760
- 不要,拜託
- 他那裡有條疤

606
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,960
就說吧,襲童鳥恐懼症

607
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,280
不知道你是怎麼忍受這些話

608
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,560
大家愛講我,我習慣了

609
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,440
我跟金哥在一起算壞人嗎?

610
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,960
不算,莎夏那樣說很壞

611
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,520
你心裡有怪他嗎?

612
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,360
沒有

613
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,400
可是他不應該悶不吭聲,應該說出來

614
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,000
我沒有被性侵多虧有他

615
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,240
我做筆錄時這樣說,出庭也會照說

616
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:45,960
出庭

617
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,880
我的男朋友要被庭審

618
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,400
很難想像他可能會被關

619
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,520
明天你可以見他吧?

620
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,200
對,他外婆要帶我去

621
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,400
我們每天都通電話

622
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,480
不過...

623
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,680
可以摸到他的手...

624
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,600
蛛哥說你是女巫

625
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,560
我們來對人下咒

626
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,520
我先

627
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,960
天靈靈...

628
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,080
不要笑啦

629
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,520
天靈靈,地靈靈

630
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,480
你的包皮永遠都有陳年老垢

631
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,880
天靈靈,地靈靈

632
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,720
- 辣喔
- 你會被荊棘

633
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,680
刺滿腳

634
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,880
趕快要走了

635
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,280
你又做了什麼?

636
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,360
很好聊

637
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,640
不是啦

638
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,680
真的

639
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,600
一定是他

640
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,560
你跟奎妮很瘋,謝謝你的努力

641
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,040
真的假的

642
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,760
是雞哥,絕對不會錯

643
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,720
- 他怎麼知道你住哪?
- 很明顯他在跟蹤我

644
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,240
那就要報警

645
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,520
我們要先說出我放火燒他的車

646
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,000
警察伯伯會很愛

647
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,800
都是我連累你,對不起

648
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,560
沒關係,我不會讓你出事,好嗎?

649
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,640
沒有別的意思,你打算怎麼做?

650
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,680
我們是小女生

651
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,120
還是做出無敵蠢事的傻女生

652
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,200
現在要面對後果

653
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,480
我們居然會答應你做這種事

654
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,760
這不是在拍《小鬼大間諜》
雞哥很危險

655
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:33,920
(金哥)

656
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,760
到底要找什麼?

657
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,840
找能證明雞哥一直在跟蹤她

658
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,480
還有弄死鳥的東西

659
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,639
哈波就不用證明她被帶走當晚他在場

660
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,080
可以用跟蹤什麼的理由
讓他直接被抓走

661
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,120
他沒有帶手機

662
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,440
幹

663
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,800
- 哈囉,大哥
- 你誰啊?

664
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,600
我們只想聊一聊

665
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,320
我先弄清楚

666
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,680
你們覺得是我溜進你們學校

667
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,560
偷走她的包包,找到一隻死鳥

668
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,880
把那隻死鳥放在她包包上面

669
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,440
查出她住的地方

670
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,760
找另一隻死鳥
再把那隻死鳥放在她家門前

671
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,960
沒錯

672
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,720
你們想要我承認?

673
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,520
- 沒有
- 錄音中

674
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,480
你們真可悲

675
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,640
我幹麼要做這種鳥事?

676
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,240
你有幾個動機

677
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,320
是嗎?什麼動機?

678
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,160
我們還在等庭審,我會笨到去弄她?

679
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,240
我的小弟們會怎麼想?

680
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,600
- 你們聽得懂嗎?
- 不太懂

681
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,800
不太懂?

682
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,880
闖進我家不是很聰明

683
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,280
我討厭別人碰我的東西

684
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,200
更討厭被人抹黑沒有做過的事

685
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,720
你們燒掉我的車

686
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,680
還害我的小弟們被抓去關

687
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,200
算你們命大

688
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,000
現在我不想惹事

689
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,520
你們最好快滾

690
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,040
不滾留下也可以

691
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,040
喂,你不准走

692
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440
過來

693
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,680
沒關係

694
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,680
看看四周,看一下

695
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,360
這是金哥

696
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,520
這是他的世界

697
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
你自以為了解他,才怪

698
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,760
我了解他

699
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,120
是嗎?他有跟你說實話嗎?

700
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,200
有嗎?不要跑

701
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,120
過來,他有沒有說實話?

702
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,680
什麼實話?

703
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,160
你不知道?

704
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,600
他當時也有參與

705
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,640
他當時磨雞霍霍

706
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,800
只是臨陣退縮

707
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280
才不是

708
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760
不是嗎?

709
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,640
你想他幹麼只指證傑登和提勒?

710
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,040
他幹麼不把我抖出來?

711
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,440
因為他是我們的人

712
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,440
以前是

713
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,960
以後也是

714
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,280
我說過了,你自以為了解一個人

715
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,680
你什麼都不知道

716
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,760
對嗎?

717
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,600
說出來

718
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,920
- 快說
- 我什麼都不知道

719
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,840
快滾

720
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,680
好

721
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,920
把輪胎滾到球門柱再回來

722
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,600
- 開始
- 為什麼?

723
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,120
原因有很多

724
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,520
蛛哥,做就好,大家過來拿輪胎

725
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,480
快點

726
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,240
安東尼,來
給我看那件寬鬆毛衣底下的料

727
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,880
股四頭肌要用力

728
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,640
原來你是尚儂諾爾的鐵粉

729
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,240
不是尚儂諾爾的版本

730
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,400
是動畫樂團1981年的原唱版

731
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,840
謝謝,還有提莫西說得也有道理

732
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,720
他不是第一個提出這個問題的人

733
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,680
安東尼沃恩的媽媽一直找我麻煩

734
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,880
達斯帝的爸媽帶他離開時
有表達他們的心情

735
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,560
喬喬,我要表現出重視這些關切

736
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,840
讓他們做這種莫名其妙的事

737
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,600
對,還有讓性輔課變成選修課

738
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,680
加油

739
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,120
- 啥?
- 別用那種眼神看我

740
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,800
你讓性輔課變成選修課
就沒有人會來上課

741
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,360
我其實覺得反而會有一群新學生

742
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,120
會在你的教導下成長,喬喬

743
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,600
要有點信心

744
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,440
放心,我們不會做上個學期

745
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,800
你們要吞忍的垃圾事

746
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,600
不會圍坐一圈唱黑人靈歌

747
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,760
大聊我們的感受

748
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,800
古早以前

749
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,000
我們男人是君王

750
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,160
我們是戰士

751
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,240
我們是領主

752
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,720
可是這個世界讓男人軟弱

753
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,880
愛討拍又碎念

754
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,480
連輪胎都滾不過操場的弱咖

755
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,440
今天我們要改頭換面

756
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,680
君王起來,你們在哪?

757
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,680
你們在嗎?

758
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,240
戰士起來

759
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,800
領主起來

760
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,160
- 射精王
- 射精王

761
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,240
團結起來

762
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,080
團結起來,釋放你內心的野獸

763
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,040
射精王

764
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,960
我們是射精王

765
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:07,840
射精王...

766
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,280
他們在說什麼?

767
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,640
他們在說射精王,真好

768
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,480
佩格特,有訪客

769
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,680
你早上跑去哪?

770
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,040
不是雞哥

771
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,520
什麼?

772
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,040
鳥魔人不是雞哥

773
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,120
你早上跑去哪?

774
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,920
- 我們去找雞哥
- 搞什麼

775
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,320
他好像什麼都不知道

776
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,160
- 也沒有想要報復
- 他是神經病

777
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,040
- 我找奎妮和達倫陪我去
- 我看不下去了

778
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,400
不要鬧了,不要再保護我

779
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,000
你難道不懂這會傷害你嗎?

780
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,320
你發生這種事都要怪我

781
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,000
- 不是
- 小哈,不只是你

782
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,800
全校的人都覺得我是爛人

783
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,200
我甩不掉被他們說對的這種感覺

784
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,840
你不是爛人

785
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,840
我們都搞砸了

786
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,120
你是全世界最棒的死黨

787
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,560
小艾,你有滿滿的精力

788
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,840
你像是嗑迷幻藥的勁量電池兔

789
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,080
你把精力都放在我身上是很可怕的

790
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,440
你要把那股精力用在別的地方

791
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,920
不過要是你繼續想保護我

792
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,320
我鐵定會剃光你的頭

793
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,960
我光頭會很美

794
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,640
等等,過來

795
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,880
你剛在操場的射精王哏

796
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,480
換成別的老師可能會叫你留校查看

797
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,720
我不會,知道原因嗎?

798
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,320
- 不知道
- 我懂狀況

799
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,680
社會早就想讓你有自知之明

800
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:34,920
我老爸自己開公司50年

801
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,880
從創業小公司做到跨國公司

802
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,480
後來他被炒魷魚

803
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,360
被他自己創業的公司開除

804
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,840
知道原因嗎?

805
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,520
因為一個笑話

806
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,920
他的一生就因為一個笑話,毀了

807
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,240
可是這個美麗新世界就是這樣

808
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,600
外面那些男生願意為你赴湯蹈火

809
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,440
知道那叫什麼嗎?

810
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,400
笨

811
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,240
這叫領導能力

812
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,080
領導能力是一種天賦

813
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,680
我告訴你,史賓賽,你有這種能力

814
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,480
我也有

815
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,040
我們齊心就能做大事

816
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,920
可以從改正校園幾件事做起

817
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,280
為同學好,怎麼樣?

818
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,400
好像不錯

819
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,680
- 對
- 好

820
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,560
- 就知道你靠得住
- 對

821
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,040
- 提莫西
- 史黛西

822
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,840
- 很高興見到你
- 我也是

823
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,360
麻煩你跟我解釋一下射精王

824
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,720
好的

825
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,200
是一堂男性特質概述課

826
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,680
主要是講...

827
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,600
德高望重的老...

828
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,880
男人?

829
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,520
好

830
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,800
擔任學生會長

831
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,960
是一份很大的責任

832
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,800
學生會長要有領導能力

833
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,160
關心他人

834
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,200
他們負責本校學生的福祉

835
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,600
今年學生會長候選人只有一個人

836
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,560
莎夏,非常好

837
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,680
我想要鼓勵大家

838
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,880
要鼓起勇氣

839
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,680
願意接受挑戰,做出嘗試

840
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,360
莎夏,請你說明你的政見

841
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,960
謝謝我們尊敬的...

842
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,000
等等

843
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,240
我要競選

844
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,000
史賓賽,非常好,你想要...

845
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,200
你覺不覺得自己被忽略

846
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,880
被當空氣,被拋下

847
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,840
或更慘

848
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,240
你有沒有怕被嗆聲

849
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,400
怕到連呼吸都沒辦法?

850
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,800
像莎夏這種人

851
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,680
讓我覺得這個世界的問題

852
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,040
都是我的錯太久了

853
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,880
- 真沒禮貌
- 我受夠了

854
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,920
大家想怎麼講我隨便

855
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,960
不過你們眼前是最真實的我

856
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,760
所以我主張現在我們

857
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,120
被嗆聲的人應該拿回權力

858
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,480
現在不用為我們的本性

859
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,840
感到抱歉

860
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,320
你們想要真正的領袖

861
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,000
就投給我史賓賽懷特

862
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,360
對

863
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,040
史賓賽,很謝謝你

864
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,040
如果蛛哥當選學生會長,我們都完了

865
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,960
說實在的,莎夏當選也好不到哪去

866
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,600
我也要競選

867
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,680
小艾,搞什麼?

868
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,440
- 艾茉莉
- 小哈,就是現在

869
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,600
我要把精力用在這裡

870
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,040
好好彌補大家

871
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,680
好,真想不到

872
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,680
很多人應該不會想投給我

873
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,480
我明白,我讓很多人失望

874
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,280
連在學期最後一天
我好像也惹到大概20個同學

875
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,640
她可以這樣嗎?

876
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,720
那恰巧讓我成為最理想的候選人

877
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,320
因為我想要更好

878
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,720
我想要彌補大家

879
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,760
我願意比別人多付出五倍的努力

880
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,080
我會證明我可以是好人

881
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,200
還有誰想要這兩個豬頭當學生會長?

882
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,480
他們心裡只有自己,沒有你們

883
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,760
他們只想滿足自我

884
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,560
所以...投給在乎的人吧

885
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,240
艾茉莉瓦迪亞
哈特利高中最大的傻妞

886
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,600
讓我好好彌補大家

887
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,360
艾茉莉,謝謝

888
00:46:55,360 --> 00:47:00,080
各位同學
哈特利高中三位學生會長候選人

889
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,400
嗨,結果哈波不太想要全職保鑣

890
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,280
原來如此

891
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,800
我就比較有空了

892
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,400
你有空就去競選學生會長?

893
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,840
對啦

894
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,600
我也有空可以陪你

895
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,400
- 我喜歡
- 我也是

896
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,720
想不想從今晚開始?

897
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,440
好啊

898
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,520
鼻屎乾

899
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,040
薯蛋頭

900
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,560
你今晚有事嗎?

901
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,480
我們會當你的競選總幹事

902
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,520
不過你要選一個副會長

903
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,280
- 我想找奎妮
- 真的嗎?

904
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,320
你會做得很好

905
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,600
你上臺時那兩個白痴是什麼表情?

906
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,720
什麼東西?

907
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,640
{\an8}“你沒有資格當英雄”

908
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,080
{\an8}鳥魔人?

909
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,920
你收過這種圖嗎?

910
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,080
等等,現在目標換成你?

911
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,760
不是,目標一直都是我

912
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,280
被放白䴉的那個包包是我借你的

913
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:18,600
上面有我的名字

914
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,040
然後八哥鳥是出現在我家門前

915
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,520
不管是誰做的,他們想弄的人是我

916
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,480
所以真的不是雞哥

917
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,040
我們在禮堂沒有看到他

918
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,600
傳這張圖的人剛才就在禮堂

919
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,320
鳥魔人想傷害艾茉莉

920
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,760
還是這個學校的學生

921
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,760
哈特利高中誰這麼討厭我?

922
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,680
我們都想當自己故事的英雄

923
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,760
可是你有沒有想過有時候別人覺得

924
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,680
你是壞人?

925
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,800
(緬懷麥可詹金斯
其領先時代的)

926
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,360
(遠見與創意指導
感謝你,永別了)

927
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,800
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