1 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,239 {\an8}That bitch bullied me from Year 6 to Year 8. 2 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:24,440 {\an8}She threw a basketball at my face because I listen to Ed Sheeran. 3 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,120 {\an8}She put a prawn in my sleeping bag in Year 9 camp. 4 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,240 {\an8}-I only like "Shape of You." - Hello, darling. 5 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,000 I have received a reward for 5,000 USDT, 6 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,480 but I do not know... 7 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,280 {\an8}She broke my model. 8 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,960 {\an8}She broke my girlfriend's model. 9 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,400 She's basically the reason I left Hartley. 10 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,800 She used me for my body. 11 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,000 - Fucking Map. - She led me on for two years. 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,720 She called me a self-righteous hag. 13 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,280 {\an8}-She told me I look like Gollum. - She tried to drown me... 14 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,160 {\an8}-Called me a mayonnaise fuck. - Gave me a vagina wedgie. 15 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,400 She put hot glue in my retainer during art. 16 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,280 The reason why I turned straight... 17 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,280 {\an8}...waterboarded me under the drinking fountain. 18 00:00:56,280 --> 00:01:02,040 Amerie is an arsehole. 19 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,960 Some random calling themselves "Bird Psycho" started it last night. 20 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,280 It already has 47 comments. 21 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,320 Fifty now. 22 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,960 Some of them might be fake. 23 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,840 You'd never accuse someone of fingering their dog. 24 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,160 The point of running for captain was to prove I'm a good person 25 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,560 and I don't have a chance. 26 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,560 {\an8}Which is why we have to figure out who Bird Psycho is fast. 27 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,920 {\an8}According to this thread, 28 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,200 it could be one of 50 people who think I'm a dumb bitch. 29 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,680 As your vice-captain, it's my duty to ensure 30 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,240 our campaign runs as smoothly as possible. 31 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:45,160 I'm launching an official investigation to unmask the psycho. 32 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,920 What? It makes her happy. 33 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,360 You can't keep avoiding him. 34 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,320 I can't stop thinking about what Chook said. 35 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,680 - That's why you need to talk to him. - And say what? 36 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,200 If he did do it, we are done. 37 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,160 And if he didn't and I accuse him, we may as well be done. 38 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,880 So you're just gonna avoid the conversation completely. 39 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,360 What? 40 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,880 Relax, we won't hurt you. 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,640 Got orders to leave you be. 42 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,960 Chook wants to talk. 43 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,680 Yeah? What about? 44 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,960 The fuck do we know? 45 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,120 He wants you to put him on your visitor list. 46 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,320 He's got a few questions for you. 47 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,920 Your move, bro. 48 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,000 Wouldn't fuck about. 49 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,600 Then we stopped at a service station, and that's when I ran for it. 50 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,040 So at no point did you actually ask them to let you out. 51 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,600 No. 52 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,480 I think so. Before that. 53 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,840 You think or you know? 54 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,800 I told them they were going the wrong way. 55 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,120 That's not the same as being asked to be let out, is it? 56 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,720 How is that relevant? 57 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,280 Harper, we know this is hard, 58 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,000 but these are the questions they'll ask you, 59 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,400 and it's important that you present in a manner that's sympathetic. 60 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,040 Your story has to remain the same 61 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,280 between the committal hearing, the trial and any appeals. 62 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:24,400 Appeals? 63 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,880 These type of cases are given priority, 64 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,560 but this isn't gonna be over in six months, 65 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,720 much as we'd all like it to be. 66 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,280 Why don't we move on to something a bit more straightforward? 67 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,840 - We need you... Good girl! 68 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,520 Shit. 69 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,800 Shit. 70 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,720 Okay. 71 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,760 Well, I am really glad to see you all. 72 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,960 I was kind of worried no one would show up. 73 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,200 And I'm pleased to see some new faces too. 74 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,600 Still your SLTs, Miss. 75 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,600 I thought you'd be too busy with your campaign 76 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,760 - to make time for sexual literacy. 77 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,960 - Hey, you okay? 78 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,000 Well, I hope that making it an elective 79 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,040 means we can have more constructive and healthy discourse 80 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,040 - about sex and sexual-- Yeah? - Oh! 81 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,400 Now that it's just us girls, 82 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,360 I was thinking maybe we could discuss 83 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,800 why straight men don't know how to wash their arseholes properly. 84 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,080 - I am really glad you stayed, Darren. 85 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,120 Yeah? 86 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,640 I'd like to commend you for inviting other less sex-obsessed students 87 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,160 into this class to shift it away from being an echo chamber. 88 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,800 Oh. 89 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,840 Thank you. 90 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,520 Come get your cousin, please. 91 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,640 Uh, racist much? Not all Black fellas are related. 92 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,440 Uh, no, she actually is my cousin. 93 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,800 Since the dawn of time, 94 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,680 the slaughter and butchering of a wild beast 95 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,800 has been considered a sacred ritual. 96 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,720 And a powerful form of male bonding. 97 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,160 Hunters were the prime drivers of human evolution. 98 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,760 It's what gave our ancestors bipedalism, 99 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,440 bigger brains, tools. 100 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,000 Real men left the cave and went out and got the job done. 101 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,200 Yeah, we did. 102 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,080 Are you man enough to get the job done? 103 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:18,760 Yes, sir. 104 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,120 Hey, farm-core! Found your formal date. 105 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,200 Probably need to buy her dinner before you finger her though. 106 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,120 That guy has it in for you. 107 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,360 Nah, I think he's just a general tosser. 108 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,040 That's not how we make our fellow fella feel welcome. 109 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,600 What if he wanted to join us? 110 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,400 I mean, it's true. Could use a few more lords. 111 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,440 Oi! All right. Come on. 112 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,440 Don't be a nigel. Come check out our pig. 113 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,840 Come on, give him a clap. 114 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,440 This is a safe space. 115 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,480 Wanna try some? 116 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,200 So, Rowan, 117 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,360 - wanna join the CUMLORDS? 118 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,360 Uh, what does that mean? 119 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,520 - Well, it's about making space to be men. - Yeah. 120 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,120 Letting go of the bullshit, focusing on what's real. 121 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,720 - Real. What the hell is that? 122 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,080 Um, excuse me. I think we've booked out this space for our values relay. 123 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,840 I believe that there's plenty of room for both. 124 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,920 But we shouldn't have to breathe in dead carcass 125 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,160 while we're doing a school activity, Mr. Voss. 126 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,840 Well, it's a football field, Ms. Obah, not a arts precinct. 127 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,560 Last time we checked, it's not a farmer's market, either. 128 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,560 Rack off. This is Lord territory. 129 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,240 - As candidate for SLTs... - Since when? 130 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,280 ...I demand equal access to public spaces. 131 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,960 Well, as a Q-S-M-C-C-A-L-P candidate, 132 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,720 I would like to also add that this is vegan hate. 133 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,920 Not to mention blatantly against the rights 134 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,440 of the Hartley High's Jewish and Muslim students. 135 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,480 Is it even halal? 136 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,920 Can pig be halal? 137 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,040 Get that pig off the oval. 138 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,560 Why don't we get this pig off the oval first? 139 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,200 - The fuck did you say? 140 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:03,720 This is a prime example of your PC feelings group 141 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,840 invading sports spaces under the guise of gender equality. 142 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,880 Okay, so you're saying sports spaces are male spaces? 143 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,840 - Well, they're your words, not mine. 144 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:18,000 All I'm trying to do is lead these young men back to basics. 145 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,040 There's a dead pig on the oval. 146 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,400 And if you have a problem with it, Ms. Obah, 147 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,680 take it up with Principal Woods. 148 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,040 Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Voss. I will. 149 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,320 Chill. 150 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,240 Amerie. Oh, God. 151 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,320 It's better she hears both sides of the story. 152 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,720 Grab a sandwich and, uh, and join me quickly. 153 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,320 So, you're a Cumlord now? 154 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,200 Apparently. 155 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,920 You know Spider's a dick, right? 156 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,800 Can't be worse than the AV club. 157 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,400 Those kids are weird. 158 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:46,960 Plus, this pig is pretty good. 159 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,800 It does smell pretty good. 160 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,920 If this is about the comments thread, 161 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,640 the IT guy is on paternity leave 162 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,320 and I've been on the phone for the last hour 163 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,640 - to the Internet provider-- Ham sandwich? 164 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,280 - It's homemade. - That's a bribe. 165 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,040 - Amerie... - It's literally pork-barreling. 166 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,280 It's a tasty treat the boys and I whipped up 167 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,120 as part of their outdoor activity program. 168 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,280 Thank you very much. I am very peckish, as it happens. 169 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,320 Oh! 170 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,440 That's really nice. 171 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,360 - What's your secret? - Cum-in. 172 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,560 If we could get away from the topic of cum, 173 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,720 - that'd be great. - CUMLORDS! 174 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,120 Thank you, Anthony. Helpful as always. 175 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,200 What is the problem? 176 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,720 I'm concerned that Mr. Voss and his man squad 177 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,360 feel like they've got a monopoly on all the sport spaces. 178 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:30,800 It's not my fault nobody watches women's sports. 179 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,120 That's not true. 180 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,960 Boys are sportier, all right? It's basic science. 181 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,720 No, it's gendered bullshit. 182 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,480 The eradication of which is one of my main campaign points. 183 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,600 They're using the football ovals to make tedious political points. 184 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,880 I'm not sure what roasting a pig has to do with any kind of educational curriculum. 185 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,919 - Well done. - If you give a man a fish, 186 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,480 he'll be hungry the next day. 187 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,120 - But if you teach a man to fish-- - It's a pig. 188 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,520 Okay, if the boys think that they're so sporty, 189 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,800 why don't we face off? 190 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,480 Game of footy. Winner gets pick of the sports spaces. 191 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,920 All right, you're on. 192 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,080 Get ready to watch and learn how a real athlete uses her body. 193 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,440 Move that pig and we'll see you on the oval 194 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,600 mid-day tomorrow. 195 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,920 - Sharp. 196 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:12,880 Okay. Out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out. 197 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,960 - Plenty more beast where that came from. - Thank you, Timothy. 198 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,080 Yum. 199 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,360 {\an8}- Mmm! [smacks lips] Very yummy. 200 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,280 - Is it straight? I can't tell. - I wanna get campaign badges made. 201 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,800 Do people still wear badges? 202 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,560 I'd happily pin your face anywhere on my body. 203 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,120 - Anywhere? - Mm-hmm. 204 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,000 You can't make the SLTs your platform. 205 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,960 Why not? I'm "Map bitch." 206 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,760 I basically created SLTs. 207 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,560 Uh, you're claiming credit for what we all made happen. 208 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,720 And if you still think you're in the race 209 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,080 after what everyone's saying about you and the Bird Psycho thread, 210 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,960 - you're out of your mind. - What thread? 211 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,280 That's not even a thing. 212 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,880 Fifty-seven comments? 213 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,440 Are you kidding me? You're political poison. 214 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,240 Do you really think people are gonna vote 215 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,880 for someone who chucked a shit in an Ikea display toilet? 216 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,200 You're splitting the vote. 217 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,640 If both of us run, you're basically handing the captaincy to Spider. 218 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,680 Definitely food for thought, Sasha, thank you so much. 219 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,960 That Bird Psycho thread is right. 220 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,600 You really are a selfish bitch! 221 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,920 So, you and Amerie are back together then? 222 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,320 Oh, I'm not buying into the shit people are posting about it. 223 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,840 I'm not talking about that. 224 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,680 What about the other stuff we talked about? 225 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,480 Are you just going to ignore that? 226 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,160 Yep, pretty much. Nice. 227 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,360 - Real healthy. - Hmm. 228 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,160 It's up to 68 comments. I'm a monster. 229 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,440 You're just an equal opportunity arsehole. 230 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,200 The good news is, if we trace back the data to Year 7, 231 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,040 we have a very clear list of suspects. 232 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,040 Where do I even start with this? 233 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,160 Who the hell is Maureen Takada? 234 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,000 You egged her when she got out of hospital. 235 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,280 Oh, my God. 236 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,920 She just got her appendix out. 237 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,480 I mean, come on, drama queen. 238 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,560 We have to systematically work through the list 239 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,480 and figure out who had the most capacity to airdrop the photo. 240 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,480 I plan on going and interrogating our first suspect tonight. 241 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,880 Who wants to come with me? 242 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,240 Suit yourself. The sooner we figure out who Bird Psycho is, 243 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,640 the sooner we can get your campaign back on track. 244 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,680 Am, relax. 245 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,840 Malakai knows you're a good person. 246 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,800 How could he after all this? 247 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,200 I just need to block out all the negative noise 248 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,400 and show him that I'm actually a big ol' sweetheart. 249 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,880 A sweetheart he wants to bang a lot. 250 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,440 Aw! Romantic. 251 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,800 Okay, cool. So basically lock him in a room 252 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,840 until he accepts you're a great person? 253 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,600 I love you. 254 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,200 Welcome to Mystify Escape Rooms. 255 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:53,080 Exciting twists and turns await you in this thrilling adventure. 256 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,720 Oh, no! Miss Honey Doo's toy shop 257 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,240 has been overrun with inexplicable happenings. 258 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,960 You, our trusty paranormal detectives 259 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,640 are hereby requested to solve the mystery. 260 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,520 Fill out these public liability forms for legal purposes 261 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,000 and return them to the desk when you're ready. 262 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,320 Maybe Detectives Wadia and Mitchell can also solve the mystery 263 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,080 of who's saying shit about you. 264 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,320 Can we just not talk about that for a bit? 265 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,240 Hey, it's Rowan. 266 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,680 Oh! Farm-core! Didn't recognize him without his leather chaps. 267 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,040 Is something an arsehole would say, which I am not. 268 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,720 We should ask him to join us. 269 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,200 Might not be too late to save him from the Cumbuds. 270 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,240 Absolutely. 271 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,040 - Rowan! Rowan, over here. 272 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,200 Hey, thought you'd be training with the CUMLORDS for tomorrow. 273 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,800 No, I had work. I just finished my shift. 274 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,720 Oh, perfect. 275 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,920 Me and Malakai were about to go in. Why don't you come with us? 276 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,040 Uh, no, that's cool. 277 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,920 - I'll suck at it. - Don't worry, I'll help you. 278 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,080 It'll be so much fun. 279 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,280 Well, well, if it isn't Houdini. 280 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,600 Starting to think you were dead. 281 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,320 Alive and kicking. 282 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,880 So there's some other reason you haven't been taking Dougie's calls. 283 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,560 Dougie needs all the support he can get in that shithole. 284 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,320 Not some flibbertigibbet who ditches him the minute he gets a better offer. 285 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,440 It's not like that. 286 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,200 Oh? How is it then, Darren? 287 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,240 Enlighten me. 288 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,800 Because the last I heard, you told my grandson you loved him. 289 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,560 But the minute he needed you, you disappeared. 290 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,880 I'm sorry. It's just... 291 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760 ...been a lot. 292 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,800 Don't know why you're crying to me about it. 293 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,760 Maybe... you can tell him. 294 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,080 Whatever you're feeling about Dougie, 295 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,080 it's none of my business. 296 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,680 But you at least owe him an explanation. 297 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,880 Don't leave the poor bugger wondering what went wrong. 298 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,840 Can I get a lift? 299 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,880 Uh, have you heard the term jailbait? 300 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,760 $5.98. 301 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,200 Okay, so that matches the number on the creepy doll's foot. 302 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,480 Mmm. - Now put that code into the cash register. 303 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,720 Oh, we've got a key, people. 304 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,040 - Yup! Yeah. 305 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,440 Did anyone see a lock? 306 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,760 Oh, what about behind the doll's house? 307 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,440 Uh, yeah. I am pretty sure that's bolted to the wall. 308 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,880 - Oh, found it. Nice. 309 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,040 Let's see if it fits. 310 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,920 Could you grab the map from the other room? We might need it. 311 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,080 Crank... 312 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,040 Oh. Oh! Is that it? 313 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,600 - Hey, over here. - Oh. 314 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,000 I love how we just have fun like this together. 315 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,440 - Don't you? 316 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,000 Hey! Open up. Hey! 317 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,840 It's locked. 318 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,520 Try the crank again. 319 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,080 Room two, 320 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,960 if you split the team, you need to find a secret password 321 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,000 to reopen the trapdoor and proceed with the game. 322 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,480 Any hints? 323 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,600 It's not behind the dollhouse. 324 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,720 ♪ They tryna get close ♪ 325 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,880 ♪ Get uhh Get ♪ 326 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,280 ♪ Oh, I see the flags are red ♪ 327 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,960 ♪ They tryna get close To see our recipe to bread ♪ 328 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,560 ♪ They must be broke They had to feel now they fed ♪ 329 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560 ♪ They must be what? ♪ 330 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,720 ♪ They must be down And your squad they hear the rez ♪ 331 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,320 ♪ I don't owe no one no money I don't play no hide-and-seek ♪ 332 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,560 ♪ I only fuckin' with my real ones All my brothers push like leach ♪ 333 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,880 Kind of suits you actually. 334 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,080 I think that's actually my shirt and my whole kit. 335 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,520 I think it is. 336 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,520 Could've answered my calls. 337 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,160 I know, I'm sorry. 338 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,760 I guess you're busy with your real life now. 339 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,080 You're my real life. 340 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,440 So, where have you been? 341 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,360 - I needed some time to think. - About what? 342 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,440 About... [sighs] all of this. 343 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,160 Why you're in here. 344 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,880 I... I told you the truth, Darren. I don't know what else-- 345 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,720 I know what you told me. It's just... 346 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,840 There's all these other parts of you that I still don't understand, 347 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,760 and I want to. 348 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,400 What else is there to work out? 349 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,360 I told you everything about that night. 350 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:54,920 Did you? 351 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,960 All of it? 352 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,040 - You can tell me the truth. - I am telling you the truth. 353 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,080 Why do you suddenly think I'm bullshitting? 354 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,320 I don't know. I just... 355 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,040 I need to know you weren't-- 356 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,079 What? What? That I wasn't in on it? 357 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,359 If you think that I'm capable of doing what they did to Harper, 358 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:18,920 I don't know why you're here. 359 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,280 Please don't get angry. 360 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:23,720 I love you. 361 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,560 How can you love me if you think I'm that kind of person? 362 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280 We're done here. 363 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,760 I think one of the dolls just winked at me. 364 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,640 You're pretty good at escape rooms, eh? 365 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,480 Am I? 366 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,200 'Cause it seems like I got us stuck in here. 367 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,200 Well, you know, I meant before that. 368 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,560 Well, this guy I dated for a bit was really into 'em. 369 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,680 So I guess I picked up a few tricks. 370 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,520 Right. Right. 371 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,600 So, you... you... you date guys. 372 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,280 Uh, not just guys. 373 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Are you gonna be weird about it? I left that shit behind in Dubbo. 374 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,480 No. Not at all. No way. 375 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,080 I mean, I actually had a threesome with a guy once, you know? 376 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,520 It was pretty gay, so... 377 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,200 Oh, well, my hat is off to you, sir. 378 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,360 Hmm. 379 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,440 Guys, I think I found the dagger of fortune! 380 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,120 - But it could just be a weird pen. 381 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,280 I am so sorry. 382 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,480 I had no idea it would suck that hard. 383 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,080 - Ah, it was fun. - Yeah, we killed it. 384 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,200 Oh? So should we go get some food? 385 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,160 Uh, yeah, yeah. Did you wanna grab some food? 386 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,200 Actually, I'm pretty tired. Maybe we should just get going. 387 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,760 Yeah, I gotta bail anyway. 388 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,480 Thanks for the random time. 389 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,920 See you on the field tomorrow. 390 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,600 Yay! I'll book us an Uber. 391 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,640 - Yeah. - Mmm. 392 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,680 Nobody's forcing you to do this. 393 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,800 We'll get on with our lives 394 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,000 whatever you decide to do. 395 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,400 But don't be so quick to give up on Dougie. 396 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,080 I guess it's just... 397 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,320 We haven't really known each other for that long, 398 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,200 in the scheme of things. 399 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,840 Huh. 400 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,400 Now it's over. It's... 401 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,720 Ah. 402 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,000 Do you know how we ended up with Darude? 403 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,960 The duck? 404 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,640 Dougie's uncle's got a... 405 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,880 Well, they call it a farm, 406 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,400 but I think they're out there cooking meth. 407 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,360 As cover there's all these bloody animals. 408 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,400 Chooks, horses, pigs. 409 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400 Place stinks. 410 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,160 We're out there one day and Dougie's knee-high to a grasshopper, 411 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,120 and there's all these little ducklings around. 412 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,920 His cousin's about to drown them. 413 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,040 Dougie just goes real quiet. 414 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,680 Slinks up to me, tears in his eyes, 415 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,040 and he asks me if we can't take all of them. 416 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,240 "Oh, don't be a dickhead," I say. "We live in a council house." 417 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,800 And he puts his little hand in mine and says, 418 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,960 "Nan, if we could just save one." 419 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,480 For all his fuck ups... 420 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,800 ...that boy can't stand the idea of another living creature suffering. 421 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,680 That's what I know about him. 422 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,840 Anyway. 423 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,520 That's how we ended up with a bloody duck. 424 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,080 ♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪ 425 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,520 This any good? 426 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520 Haven't read it. 427 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,520 Come sit down. 428 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,040 Oh, I just wanna stretch my back out. 429 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,200 That room was like super cramped. 430 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,000 I can give you a massage. 431 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,040 No, no, no. I think I need to roll it out maybe. 432 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,240 You have a little ball, like a tennis ball? 433 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,840 No, but if it takes your mind off it, I can massage your balls. 434 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,200 I'm waiting. 435 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,800 ♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪ 436 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,120 What if your brother and sister hear us? 437 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,600 It's a learning experience. 438 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,480 That's gross. 439 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,120 ♪ Don't be sad ♪ 440 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,280 I can't do this. 441 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,720 This thread is sick. 442 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,240 Reckon Amerie really killed someone's budgie? 443 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,080 Put your phone down and do something productive. 444 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,200 What's "Legal Aid"? 445 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,000 It's when you're a povvo loser and you can't afford a lawyer. 446 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,840 Hey, you're not povvo loser. 447 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,760 What's your problem, Amerie? Because you always-- 448 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,040 What is that? 449 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,120 Hey, but what if they're about to do sex stuff? 450 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,160 Exactly. 451 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,280 You've been weird all day. It's so obvious what's going on. 452 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,720 You think I'm a bitch 'cause of the Bird Psycho thread. 453 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,320 Amerie, I've already told you I don't care about that. 454 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,000 There are other things going on in my life that's not about your drama. 455 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,480 Like what? Like what? 456 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,160 Huh? 457 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,800 If you don't care then why are you shutting me out? 458 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,320 See, you do care. I knew it. 459 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,200 This is just so typical of you. 460 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,040 You're making drama out of nothing. 461 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,640 All I wanted was to just hang out, stress-free. 462 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,760 There was no stress. Where's the stress? 463 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,800 - What do we call this? - You being a fuckwit. 464 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,080 Honestly, I just... I really don't need this right now. 465 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,160 What the hell? 466 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:40,760 I said I'd do it and so I'm doing it! 467 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,840 Ugh, stupid idiot. 468 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,840 Sasha, not so fast. 469 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,920 What are you doing here? 470 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480 Do you have a reasonable alibi for the time of 8:20 p.m., 471 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,920 the previous evening? 472 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,120 - What? - Where were you last night? 473 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,680 Recording this, by the way. It's protocol. 474 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,000 Recording. 475 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,280 I was at the movies. Not that it's any of your business. 476 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,480 Is there anyone who can verify that? 477 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,920 You're not coming inside. 478 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,840 - What movie were you seeing? - Cowspiracy. 479 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,880 I'm literally never speaking to anyone who eats cheese ever again. 480 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,200 - What time was the session? - 7:45. 481 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,040 Are you okay? 482 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,200 We'll be in touch. 483 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,560 Okay. 484 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,360 {\an8}This is serious shit, Lords. 485 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,520 {\an8}Today is about more than just the ball. 486 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,480 {\an8}Yeah? 487 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,960 {\an8}- Today the ball is a metaphor for... - For our balls! 488 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,440 {\an8}Yeah, yeah, for our balls. 489 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,960 {\an8}You gonna let a bunch of SLTs kick you in the balls? 490 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,880 No! 491 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,600 No. Today is about protecting our manhood. 492 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,920 - Yeah! - Yeah? 493 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,040 'Cause a win today is a step towards a win in the election. 494 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,200 So that I can finally make our voices heard, 495 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,080 - so we can be free to be who we are. 496 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,680 Are we gonna let these knuckleheads 497 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,640 - rob us of our basic school rights? No! 498 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,040 We have just as much of a right to sports facilities as those dickheads. 499 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,240 This bullshit idea that men get first dibs on sports grounds 500 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,640 - just 'cause they got dicks. - Transphobic, but... 501 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,840 - Are we gonna stand for that? No. 502 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,240 - I said, are we going to stand for that? No! 503 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,720 Okay. So get out there and give 'em hell. 504 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,840 Oi, are we gonna talk about what happened yesterday? 505 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,240 There's nothing to say. 506 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,240 I don't understand why we're fighting. 507 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,640 Can you just talk to me? 508 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,960 Do we have to unpack our feelings every day? 509 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,720 You sound exactly like one of those Cumlord idiots. 510 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,360 Maybe they're on to something. 511 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,400 If you love them so much, join them. 512 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,200 - Maybe I will. - Maybe you should. 513 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,360 Know what? 514 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,440 Great idea. 515 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,120 Pass him the ball. 516 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,680 What's happened there? 517 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,680 He can't do that. 518 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,520 Nice one. Welcome. 519 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,440 Oi. 520 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,520 Check it out. 521 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320 Oiled myself up in pig's fat. 522 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,760 No one's gonna tackle me. 523 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,400 It's non-contact, you dickhead. 524 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800 Come on, boys. 525 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,760 I can go mid if Malakai's out. 526 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,480 Oh. Actually, Harps... 527 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,320 Um... We're cool if you sit this one out? 528 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,120 - What? You sure you wanna play? 529 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,080 Yeah. Why? 530 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,480 You know, men running at you might be a little bit triggering. 531 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,920 No, I'm playing. 532 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,560 If anything, those shitheads should be scared of me. 533 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,320 Allez, SLTs! 534 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,360 CUMLORDS rule! 535 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,680 Harper! Don't touch her. She'll put you in jail. 536 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,680 Harper, you moll. 537 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,400 Nice and fair. 538 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:43,160 - Go, Amerie Wadia! - Stay on him, Amerie! Stay on him! 539 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,200 Come on. 540 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,240 {\an8}He said, "Comprehensive understanding of masculinity, 541 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000 and that L means love." 542 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,920 I think. 543 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,680 Or maybe it was "learning." 544 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,440 The whole thing is ridiculous. 545 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,560 Is this really an appropriate form of conflict resolution? 546 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:02,960 Go! 547 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,200 What the fuck? 548 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,680 Is she crying? Get off the field, bitch! 549 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,640 Come on, Spider. 550 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,760 Put it in! I wanna see effort. 551 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,320 That bitch Harper's a whore! 552 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,120 Fuck off, slut! 553 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,320 Crazy bitch! 554 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,600 Oh, fuck this. 555 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,280 Dude! 556 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,240 Get her off. 557 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,520 - Okay. Hold this. 558 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,560 Break it up! 559 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,840 Oh. 560 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,280 Thank you. Take five, eh? 561 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,960 Fucking psycho. 562 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,320 Don't need a breather. I'm fine. 563 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,160 Oh, okay. So, tell me why were you just trying 564 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,520 to kill Anthony Vaughn with your bare hands? 565 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,920 What is going on, Harper? 566 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,000 You-- You're standing there telling me you're all well and good. 567 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,120 But that girl I just saw on the field was carrying some pretty major rage. 568 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,520 So? - So... 569 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,800 I'm trying to help that girl and she won't let me. 570 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,400 Do you really wanna help me? 571 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,040 Stop everyone from treating me like I'm made of glass. 572 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,640 Give me some money so I can get some proper clothes 573 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,960 to wear to this trial so I don't look like a bag-of-shit victim. 574 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,960 Or give me a car so I don't have to catch two buses to get to my lawyer's office. 575 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,800 Or give me lawyers who don't call me unsympathetic. 576 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,120 Or get me a place to stay so I don't have to occupy space at Amerie's house. 577 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,960 How does that sound? 578 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,800 Sasha's lying. Cowspiracy came out in 2017. 579 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,200 No one is screening it. She's hiding something. 580 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,760 So what's in your trash bag of treasures? 581 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,800 Someone in that household is using excessive hemorrhoid cream. 582 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,240 Oh, my God. Give me! 583 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,600 Thank you, Sasha. 584 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,080 Come on, SLTs! 585 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,640 {\an8}♪ House of jealous lovers ♪ 586 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,280 Come on, Lords. Thirty seconds left. 587 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,680 - Get it out of there. - Come on, come on. 588 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,880 Up, up, up! 589 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,280 ♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪ 590 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,760 ♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪ 591 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,760 ♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪ 592 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,920 ♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪ 593 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,440 ♪ And I'ma tell 'em what they wanna hear ♪ 594 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,800 ♪ Ha, downshift third gear ♪ 595 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,720 Come on, play that! 596 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,640 Come on, Missy! Come on, Missy! 597 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,400 ♪ You're simply the best ♪ 598 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,080 Yes! 599 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,120 ♪ Better than all the rest ♪ 600 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,080 ♪ Better than anyone ♪ 601 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,360 ♪ Anyone I've ever met ♪ 602 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,520 ♪ Ooh, you're the best ♪ 603 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,960 Well done. 604 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,960 No, I think we should take over the showers. 605 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,480 Let them wash their nuts in the dunnies. 606 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,360 Did you see their faces? 607 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,880 - Dumb Lords. - Literally! 608 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,880 It's great that the conflict was resolved through physical methods, 609 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,040 but there are plenty of other safe spaces in school that we can-- 610 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,240 Something to add, Zoe? 611 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,600 Well, is this a safe space? 612 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,520 I'd hope so. 613 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,120 Or is it just a space that encourages teens to have sex? 614 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,960 I wouldn't say that. 615 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,080 Uh, I'm sorry, Miss, 616 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,160 but I think Zoe and her Puritans are in the wrong class. 617 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,360 We're sex positive here. 618 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,280 Yeah, I'm sex positive too. 619 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,600 Positive that meaningless sex leaves you feeling like shit. 620 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,760 - Speak for yourself. I am actually. 621 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,440 I've gone... [chuckles] 56 days 622 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,280 and I feel amazing. 623 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,000 No masturbation, no sex. 624 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,320 - What is that? It's all over TikTok, 625 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,360 that celibacy improves mental clarity and energy levels-- 626 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,880 I saw a TikTok that says orgasms actually improve 627 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,800 the immune system and cardiovascular health. 628 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,240 If we could all stop taking medical advice from TikTok, 629 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,360 that would be great. 630 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,400 I'm happier, I have a stronger sense of self-worth. 631 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,000 I'm in a committed relationship. Felix. He's in Year 12. 632 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,400 He's not going to get to see my naked body 633 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,680 until I'm sure he's in love with my naked soul. 634 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,160 Give me a break. 635 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,880 It's the reason, uh, I don't get into the sort of unfortunate situations 636 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,240 that some other girls have found themselves in. 637 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,200 - Fuck off, Zoe. - Watch your mouth. 638 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,160 Let her keep talking. 639 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,680 I'm just saying, if you've made it no secret 640 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,160 that you're the kind of girl that has threesomes, 641 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,440 has zero sense of self worth and fucks other people's boyfriends-- 642 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,560 Then what? Huh? 643 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,400 Hey, okay, that's enough. 644 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,720 Bye. 645 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,840 I'm all about defending mob 646 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840 but you're making it fucking hard right now. 647 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,120 Hmm, guess not all skinfolk are kinfolk. 648 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,000 Yeah, and my mom wants her fucking scone recipe back. 649 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,280 Why have you got to bring this up every time? 650 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,200 It is a family recipe, and you know that. 651 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,640 Are you okay? 652 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,600 - Mom? It's Harper. 653 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,320 Come to kick me in the nuts, 654 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,720 I'll scream for the nurse. 655 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,200 Shut up. 656 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,640 Oh, I'm sorry I rammed your head into the dirt. 657 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,520 That's okay. 658 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,920 Everyone keeps tiptoeing around me 659 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,120 like I'm some kind of freak, and I just want to be normal. 660 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,360 Like, go to a party 661 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,679 and smoke some STIGs and vomit in a bush and hook up with someone I shouldn't. 662 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:28,040 So... I guess I kind of lashed out. 663 00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,520 That's totally fair. 664 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,120 Oh, if you're, um... wondering why I'm so oily, 665 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,400 it's just pig's fat. 666 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,960 Actually, I was thinking you look kind of hot all greased up. 667 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,639 ♪ I don't wanna... ♪ 668 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:50,560 Oh. 669 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,960 ♪ I don't wanna know ♪ 670 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,800 - I don't know if this is a good idea. - Why? 671 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,640 - You seem kind of, uh-- - Kind of what? 672 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,760 Unstable. 673 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,360 Oh. Um... 674 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,680 Sorry. Maybe that was a shit choice of words. 675 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,560 - Maybe you're not 676 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,440 in the right headspace or something? 677 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,320 I want to, Harper. 678 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,280 Really. 679 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,080 I just, um... 680 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,120 I just don't think you really want to. 681 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,040 And like I remember when Jojo said, uh, 682 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,760 when it comes to consent, you know, 683 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,560 you have to take in the whole context of the situation, 684 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,680 not just the words coming out of someone's mouth. 685 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,920 Wow, Ant. 686 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,880 Look at you being the good guy for once. 687 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,960 SLTs run the oval now. 688 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,600 Might go take a nap on it. 689 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,120 Good to know you'll make the best use of it after that. 690 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,320 Piss off. 691 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,360 Hey, uh, you were, uh... 692 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,800 You were actually really good out there today. 693 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,200 Seriously. 694 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,600 Okay. 695 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,160 Bye-bye, dickhead. Jog on. 696 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,680 Ah. 697 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,680 I have no idea what's going on, but I deserve to know. 698 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,680 Do you want to be with me or not? 699 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,680 It shouldn't be a hard question. 700 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,040 I mean... 701 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,320 I really care about you, Amerie. 702 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,520 I-- I do. I just... 703 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,800 There's all this other shit going on and, 704 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,680 - like, none of it's... It's not gelling. 705 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,840 No, please. 706 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,200 I... 707 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,000 What if we just took it slow for a bit? 708 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,280 You know, like, keep it casual. 709 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,280 No labels or anything for a bit. 710 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,480 Yeah? 711 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,440 Um... Yeah. 712 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,560 - Okay. - Yeah? Thank you. 713 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,960 I knew you'd understand. 714 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,480 - Does this mean anything to you? 715 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,160 You scared the shit out of me. What do you want? 716 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,840 Just answer the question. 717 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,960 It's a receipt. 718 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,600 Exactly. A receipt that I ran through Google Translate. 719 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,920 A receipt for a place called Lucky Duck, 720 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,600 which is an Internet café in Maroubra. 721 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,760 The perfect place to start a common thread on an IP address that can't be tracked. 722 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,720 I have to admire you're cunning, but the game's up. 723 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,800 Is... is that what this is about? 724 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,600 You think I started that thread? 725 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,600 You have motive. 726 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,000 - Amerie's your competition. - Yeah, but I'm not a psycho. 727 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,680 Anyway, Google Translate sucks. 728 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,360 This says, "Good Luck Duck." 729 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,920 "Good Luck Duck." 730 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,760 It's a restaurant in Matraville. 731 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,960 This phrase means steamed greens with garlic sauce. 732 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,120 So what's the charge? 733 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,240 Eating a meal? 734 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,320 A succulent Chinese meal? 735 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,360 But why did you lie and say you went to the movie theater? 736 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,680 Good Luck Duck. 737 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,840 - You're supposed to be a vegan. - I am. I am. 738 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,400 But you haven't lived until you've tasted that duck, Quinni. 739 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,280 Plus I only go, like, once a year. 740 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,640 You're not Bird Psycho. 741 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,520 You're just a hypocrite. 742 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,160 Please don't tell anyone. 743 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,680 I just crossed off Sasha as a suspect for Bird Psycho. 744 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,680 Oh. Right, cool. 745 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,760 Which means that I only have seven names left on my red list. 746 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,640 My red list is all of my prime suspects. 747 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,280 What? 748 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,800 "Sometimes you need to walk through the fire to be reborn." 749 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,920 What does it mean? 750 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,800 It means Bird Psycho's not done with me yet. 751 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,880 I've decided to forgive you. 752 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,480 Anyone else ratted on us the way you did, they'd be fucking gone. 753 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,560 Shit, man. I get it. 754 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,200 Some shit went down. Emotions are running high. 755 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,280 You fucked up. 756 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,160 End of the day, lad... 757 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,760 you and me have been through too much shit together 758 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,280 to let this come between us. 759 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 We're family. 760 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,600 Other people don't give a shit, Ca$h. 761 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,000 You think they do, but they won't hang around. 762 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,280 Me and you, 763 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,520 we show up for each other. 764 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Come on, lad. Smile, man. 765 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,040 When this is all over, I'm gonna be waiting to welcome you home. 766 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,360 Do you reckon people would be angry at me if I dropped the case? 767 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,760 People are always gonna be angry about some shit. 768 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,640 - This is your life, Harps. Nobody else's. 769 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,160 You don't need to defend yourself to anybody. 770 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,960 Who cares what anyone else thinks? 771 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,440 I only care what you think. 772 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,400 Well, that's good because you're my hero. 773 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,960 So, 774 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,040 what do you want? 775 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480 I... 776 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,080 ...wanna put this behind me and get on with my life. 777 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,680 I wanna drop the case. 778 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,520 Well, there you go. 779 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,880 Shit, that's big. 780 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,520 Massive. 781 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600 Too massive for now. What's going on with Malakai? 782 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,160 Oh, God, no. You don't need to hear me bang on about that boring crap. 783 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,720 With everything that's going on, 784 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,240 I just wanna talk about stupid teenage stuff again. 785 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,680 So spill. Every tiny, boring detail. 786 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,360 - You sure? - Yeah. 787 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,120 The more basic, the better. 788 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,200 Okay, well... 789 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,920 Oh. Hey. - Hey. 790 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,800 What are you doing here? 791 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,280 Oh, I was... [chuckles] I was just, um... 792 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,320 I just really... 793 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,440 I-- I wanted some... some wood. 794 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,320 Well, uh, you've come to the right place. 795 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,160 We've got some structural timbers here. 796 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,920 - Mm-hmm. - Your balsas, your mahoganies. 797 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,720 The pine here is the most common for house framing... 798 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,320 - Mm-hmm. - ...if that's what you were looking for. 799 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,720 But I feel you don't care about that. 800 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,120 I... 801 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,800 I don't know why I'm here. 802 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,720 I just... 803 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,000 I guess I... I wanted to see you. 804 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,120 Well, here I am. 805 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,840 Ah, yes. Yes, you are. 806 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,800 All right, so ethically, 807 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,200 I can't give you money or a house or a car, 808 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,280 but I am going to teach you how to fish. 809 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,200 What? 810 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,520 It's just something somebody said to me recently. 811 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,680 Okay, don't get too enthusiastic with that pedal 812 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,200 when we hit the freeway. 813 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,280 - I've already got two demerit points. 814 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,200 So, um, so are you happy with... with your decision? 815 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,760 Yeah, I'm really happy. 816 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,680 That's all that matters then. 817 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,200 I know people were all amped for me going to court, but... 818 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,520 I want my life to be about something else. 819 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,160 Yeah, it's a powerful choice, and nobody can make it but you. 820 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,720 All right. And no burnout, thank you, Harper. 821 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,720 You have it with me. Oh! Oh! Okay. Yeah. 822 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,240 Doing good. Doing great. 823 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,800 Doing... Oh! Okay! 824 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,240 - Oh, oh! 825 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:10,400 ♪ I was lying on the grass On Sunday morning of last week ♪ 826 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,200 ♪ Indulging in my self-defeat ♪ 827 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,000 ♪ My mind was thugged All laced and bugged ♪ 828 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,480 ♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪ 829 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,960 ♪ A comfortable in three feet deep ♪ 830 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,920 ♪ I know it's up for me ♪ 831 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,600 ♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪ 832 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,040 ♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep ♪ 833 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,080 ♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪ 834 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,960 ♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪ 835 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,680 ♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪ 836 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,760 ♪ My sunshine ♪ 837 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,880 ♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪