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{\an8}That bitch bullied me
from Year 6 to Year 8.
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{\an8}She threw a basketball at my face
because I listen to Ed Sheeran.
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{\an8}She put a prawn in my sleeping bag
in Year 9 camp.
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{\an8}-I only like "Shape of You."
- Hello, darling.
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I have received a reward for 5,000 USDT,
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but I do not know...
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{\an8}She broke my model.
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{\an8}She broke my girlfriend's model.
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She's basically the reason I left Hartley.
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She used me for my body.
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- Fucking Map.
- She led me on for two years.
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She called me a self-righteous hag.
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{\an8}-She told me I look like Gollum.
- She tried to drown me...
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{\an8}-Called me a mayonnaise fuck.
- Gave me a vagina wedgie.
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She put hot glue in my retainer
during art.
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The reason why I turned straight...
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{\an8}...waterboarded me
under the drinking fountain.
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Amerie is an arsehole.
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Some random calling themselves
"Bird Psycho" started it last night.
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It already has 47 comments.
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Fifty now.
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Some of them might be fake.
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You'd never accuse someone
of fingering their dog.
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The point of running for captain
was to prove I'm a good person
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and I don't have a chance.
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{\an8}Which is why we have to figure out
who Bird Psycho is fast.
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{\an8}According to this thread,
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it could be one of 50 people
who think I'm a dumb bitch.
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As your vice-captain,
it's my duty to ensure
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our campaign runs as smoothly as possible.
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I'm launching an official investigation
to unmask the psycho.
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What? It makes her happy.
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You can't keep avoiding him.
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I can't stop thinking
about what Chook said.
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- That's why you need to talk to him.
- And say what?
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If he did do it, we are done.
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And if he didn't and I accuse him,
we may as well be done.
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So you're just gonna avoid
the conversation completely.
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What?
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Relax, we won't hurt you.
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Got orders to leave you be.
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Chook wants to talk.
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Yeah? What about?
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The fuck do we know?
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He wants you to put him
on your visitor list.
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He's got a few questions for you.
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Your move, bro.
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Wouldn't fuck about.
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Then we stopped at a service station,
and that's when I ran for it.
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So at no point did you actually
ask them to let you out.
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No.
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I think so. Before that.
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You think or you know?
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I told them they were going the wrong way.
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That's not the same
as being asked to be let out, is it?
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How is that relevant?
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Harper, we know this is hard,
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but these are the questions
they'll ask you,
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and it's important that you present
in a manner that's sympathetic.
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Your story has to remain the same
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between the committal hearing,
the trial and any appeals.
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Appeals?
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These type of cases are given priority,
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but this isn't gonna be over
in six months,
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much as we'd all like it to be.
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Why don't we move on to something
a bit more straightforward?
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- We need you...
Good girl!
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Okay.
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Well, I am really glad
to see you all.
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I was kind of worried
no one would show up.
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And I'm pleased to see some new faces too.
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Still your SLTs, Miss.
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I thought you'd be too busy
with your campaign
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- to make time for sexual literacy.
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- Hey, you okay?
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Well, I hope that
making it an elective
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means we can have
more constructive and healthy discourse
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- about sex and sexual-- Yeah?
- Oh!
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Now that it's just us girls,
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I was thinking maybe we could discuss
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why straight men don't know
how to wash their arseholes properly.
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- I am really glad you stayed, Darren.
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Yeah?
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I'd like to commend you for inviting
other less sex-obsessed students
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into this class to shift it away
from being an echo chamber.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Come get your cousin, please.
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Uh, racist much?
Not all Black fellas are related.
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Uh, no, she actually is my cousin.
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Since the dawn of time,
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the slaughter and butchering
of a wild beast
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has been considered a sacred ritual.
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And a powerful form of male bonding.
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Hunters were the prime drivers
of human evolution.
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It's what gave our ancestors bipedalism,
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bigger brains, tools.
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Real men left the cave
and went out and got the job done.
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Yeah, we did.
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Are you man enough to get the job done?
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, farm-core! Found your formal date.
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Probably need to buy her dinner
before you finger her though.
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That guy has it in for you.
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Nah, I think he's just a general tosser.
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That's not how we make
our fellow fella feel welcome.
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What if he wanted to join us?
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I mean, it's true.
Could use a few more lords.
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Oi! All right. Come on.
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Don't be a nigel. Come check out our pig.
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Come on, give him a clap.
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This is a safe space.
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Wanna try some?
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So, Rowan,
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- wanna join the CUMLORDS?
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Uh, what does that mean?
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- Well, it's about making space to be men.
- Yeah.
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Letting go of the bullshit,
focusing on what's real.
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- Real.
What the hell is that?
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Um, excuse me. I think we've booked out
this space for our values relay.
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I believe that
there's plenty of room for both.
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But we shouldn't have
to breathe in dead carcass
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while we're doing
a school activity, Mr. Voss.
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Well, it's a football field,
Ms. Obah, not a arts precinct.
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Last time we checked,
it's not a farmer's market, either.
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Rack off. This is Lord territory.
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- As candidate for SLTs...
- Since when?
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...I demand equal access to public spaces.
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Well, as a Q-S-M-C-C-A-L-P candidate,
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I would like to also add
that this is vegan hate.
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Not to mention blatantly
against the rights
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of the Hartley High's
Jewish and Muslim students.
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Is it even halal?
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Can pig be halal?
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Get that pig off the oval.
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Why don't we get this pig
off the oval first?
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- The fuck did you say?
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This is a prime example
of your PC feelings group
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invading sports spaces
under the guise of gender equality.
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Okay, so you're saying
sports spaces are male spaces?
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- Well, they're your words, not mine.
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All I'm trying to do
is lead these young men back to basics.
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There's a dead pig on the oval.
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And if you have
a problem with it, Ms. Obah,
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take it up with Principal Woods.
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Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Voss. I will.
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Chill.
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Amerie. Oh, God.
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It's better she hears
both sides of the story.
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Grab a sandwich and, uh,
and join me quickly.
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So, you're a Cumlord now?
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Apparently.
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You know Spider's a dick, right?
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Can't be worse than the AV club.
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Those kids are weird.
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Plus, this pig is pretty good.
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It does smell pretty good.
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If this is about
the comments thread,
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the IT guy is on paternity leave
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and I've been on the phone
for the last hour
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- to the Internet provider--
Ham sandwich?
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- It's homemade.
- That's a bribe.
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- Amerie...
- It's literally pork-barreling.
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It's a tasty treat
the boys and I whipped up
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as part of their outdoor activity program.
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Thank you very much.
I am very peckish, as it happens.
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Oh!
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That's really nice.
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- What's your secret?
- Cum-in.
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If we could get away
from the topic of cum,
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- that'd be great.
- CUMLORDS!
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Thank you, Anthony.
Helpful as always.
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What is the problem?
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I'm concerned that Mr. Voss
and his man squad
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feel like they've got a monopoly
on all the sport spaces.
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It's not my fault
nobody watches women's sports.
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That's not true.
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Boys are sportier, all right?
It's basic science.
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No, it's gendered bullshit.
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The eradication of which
is one of my main campaign points.
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They're using the football ovals
to make tedious political points.
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I'm not sure what roasting a pig has to do
with any kind of educational curriculum.
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- Well done.
- If you give a man a fish,
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he'll be hungry the next day.
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- But if you teach a man to fish--
- It's a pig.
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Okay, if the boys think
that they're so sporty,
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why don't we face off?
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Game of footy.
Winner gets pick of the sports spaces.
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All right, you're on.
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Get ready to watch and learn how
a real athlete uses her body.
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Move that pig
and we'll see you on the oval
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mid-day tomorrow.
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- Sharp.
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Okay. Out, out, out,
out, out, out, out, out.
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- Plenty more beast where that came from.
- Thank you, Timothy.
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Yum.
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{\an8}- Mmm! [smacks lips] Very yummy.
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- Is it straight? I can't tell.
- I wanna get campaign badges made.
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Do people still wear badges?
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I'd happily pin your face
anywhere on my body.
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- Anywhere?
- Mm-hmm.
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You can't make the SLTs your platform.
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Why not? I'm "Map bitch."
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I basically created SLTs.
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Uh, you're claiming credit
for what we all made happen.
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And if you still think you're in the race
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after what everyone's saying about you
and the Bird Psycho thread,
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- you're out of your mind.
- What thread?
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That's not even a thing.
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Fifty-seven comments?
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Are you kidding me?
You're political poison.
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Do you really think people are gonna vote
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for someone who chucked a shit
in an Ikea display toilet?
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You're splitting the vote.
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If both of us run, you're basically
handing the captaincy to Spider.
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Definitely food for thought,
Sasha, thank you so much.
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That Bird Psycho thread is right.
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You really are a selfish bitch!
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So, you and Amerie are back together then?
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Oh, I'm not buying into the shit
people are posting about it.
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I'm not talking about that.
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What about the other stuff
we talked about?
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Are you just going to ignore that?
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Yep, pretty much.
Nice.
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- Real healthy.
- Hmm.
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It's up to 68 comments. I'm a monster.
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You're just an equal opportunity arsehole.
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The good news is,
if we trace back the data to Year 7,
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we have a very clear list of suspects.
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Where do I even start with this?
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Who the hell is Maureen Takada?
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You egged her
when she got out of hospital.
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Oh, my God.
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She just got her appendix out.
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I mean, come on, drama queen.
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We have to systematically
work through the list
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and figure out who had the most capacity
to airdrop the photo.
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I plan on going and interrogating
our first suspect tonight.
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Who wants to come with me?
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Suit yourself. The sooner
we figure out who Bird Psycho is,
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the sooner we can
get your campaign back on track.
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Am, relax.
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Malakai knows you're a good person.
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How could he after all this?
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I just need to block out
all the negative noise
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and show him that I'm actually
a big ol' sweetheart.
249
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,880
A sweetheart he wants to bang a lot.
250
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,440
Aw! Romantic.
251
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,800
Okay, cool.
So basically lock him in a room
252
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,840
until he accepts you're a great person?
253
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,600
I love you.
254
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,200
Welcome to Mystify Escape Rooms.
255
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:53,080
Exciting twists and turns
await you in this thrilling adventure.
256
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,720
Oh, no! Miss Honey Doo's toy shop
257
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,240
has been overrun
with inexplicable happenings.
258
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,960
You, our trusty paranormal detectives
259
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,640
are hereby requested to solve the mystery.
260
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,520
Fill out these public liability forms
for legal purposes
261
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,000
and return them to the desk
when you're ready.
262
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,320
Maybe Detectives Wadia and Mitchell
can also solve the mystery
263
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,080
of who's saying shit about you.
264
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,320
Can we just not talk about that for a bit?
265
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,240
Hey, it's Rowan.
266
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,680
Oh! Farm-core! Didn't recognize him
without his leather chaps.
267
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,040
Is something an arsehole would say,
which I am not.
268
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,720
We should ask him to join us.
269
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,200
Might not be too late
to save him from the Cumbuds.
270
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,240
Absolutely.
271
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,040
- Rowan! Rowan, over here.
272
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,200
Hey, thought you'd be
training with the CUMLORDS for tomorrow.
273
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,800
No, I had work.
I just finished my shift.
274
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,720
Oh, perfect.
275
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,920
Me and Malakai were about to go in.
Why don't you come with us?
276
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,040
Uh, no, that's cool.
277
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,920
- I'll suck at it.
- Don't worry, I'll help you.
278
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,080
It'll be so much fun.
279
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,280
Well, well, if it isn't Houdini.
280
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,600
Starting to think you were dead.
281
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,320
Alive and kicking.
282
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,880
So there's some other reason
you haven't been taking Dougie's calls.
283
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,560
Dougie needs all the support
he can get in that shithole.
284
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,320
Not some flibbertigibbet who ditches him
the minute he gets a better offer.
285
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,440
It's not like that.
286
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,200
Oh? How is it then, Darren?
287
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,240
Enlighten me.
288
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,800
Because the last I heard,
you told my grandson you loved him.
289
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,560
But the minute he needed you,
you disappeared.
290
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,880
I'm sorry. It's just...
291
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760
...been a lot.
292
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,800
Don't know why
you're crying to me about it.
293
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,760
Maybe... you can tell him.
294
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,080
Whatever you're feeling about Dougie,
295
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,080
it's none of my business.
296
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,680
But you at least owe him an explanation.
297
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,880
Don't leave the poor bugger
wondering what went wrong.
298
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,840
Can I get a lift?
299
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,880
Uh, have you heard the term jailbait?
300
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,760
$5.98.
301
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,200
Okay, so that matches the number
on the creepy doll's foot.
302
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,480
Mmm.
- Now put that code into the cash register.
303
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,720
Oh, we've got a key, people.
304
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,040
- Yup!
Yeah.
305
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,440
Did anyone see a lock?
306
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,760
Oh, what about behind the doll's house?
307
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,440
Uh, yeah. I am pretty sure
that's bolted to the wall.
308
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,880
- Oh, found it.
Nice.
309
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,040
Let's see if it fits.
310
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,920
Could you grab the map
from the other room? We might need it.
311
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,080
Crank...
312
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,040
Oh. Oh! Is that it?
313
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,600
- Hey, over here.
- Oh.
314
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,000
I love how
we just have fun like this together.
315
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,440
- Don't you?
316
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,000
Hey! Open up. Hey!
317
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,840
It's locked.
318
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,520
Try the crank again.
319
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,080
Room two,
320
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,960
if you split the team,
you need to find a secret password
321
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,000
to reopen the trapdoor
and proceed with the game.
322
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,480
Any hints?
323
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,600
It's not behind the dollhouse.
324
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,720
♪ They tryna get close ♪
325
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,880
♪ Get uhh
Get ♪
326
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,280
♪ Oh, I see the flags are red ♪
327
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,960
♪ They tryna get close
To see our recipe to bread ♪
328
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,560
♪ They must be broke
They had to feel now they fed ♪
329
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560
♪ They must be what? ♪
330
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,720
♪ They must be down
And your squad they hear the rez ♪
331
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,320
♪ I don't owe no one no money
I don't play no hide-and-seek ♪
332
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,560
♪ I only fuckin' with my real ones
All my brothers push like leach ♪
333
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,880
Kind of suits you actually.
334
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,080
I think that's actually my shirt
and my whole kit.
335
00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,520
I think it is.
336
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,520
Could've answered my calls.
337
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,160
I know, I'm sorry.
338
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,760
I guess you're busy
with your real life now.
339
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,080
You're my real life.
340
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,440
So, where have you been?
341
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,360
- I needed some time to think.
- About what?
342
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,440
About... [sighs] all of this.
343
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,160
Why you're in here.
344
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,880
I... I told you the truth, Darren.
I don't know what else--
345
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,720
I know what you told me. It's just...
346
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,840
There's all these other parts of you
that I still don't understand,
347
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,760
and I want to.
348
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,400
What else is there to work out?
349
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,360
I told you everything about that night.
350
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:54,920
Did you?
351
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,960
All of it?
352
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,040
- You can tell me the truth.
- I am telling you the truth.
353
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,080
Why do you suddenly think
I'm bullshitting?
354
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,320
I don't know. I just...
355
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,040
I need to know you weren't--
356
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,079
What? What? That I wasn't in on it?
357
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,359
If you think that I'm capable
of doing what they did to Harper,
358
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:18,920
I don't know why you're here.
359
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,280
Please don't get angry.
360
00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:23,720
I love you.
361
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,560
How can you love me
if you think I'm that kind of person?
362
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280
We're done here.
363
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,760
I think one of the dolls
just winked at me.
364
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,640
You're pretty good at escape rooms, eh?
365
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,480
Am I?
366
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,200
'Cause it seems like
I got us stuck in here.
367
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,200
Well, you know, I meant before that.
368
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,560
Well, this guy I dated for a bit
was really into 'em.
369
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,680
So I guess I picked up a few tricks.
370
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,520
Right. Right.
371
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,600
So, you... you... you date guys.
372
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,280
Uh, not just guys.
373
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Are you gonna be weird about it?
I left that shit behind in Dubbo.
374
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,480
No. Not at all. No way.
375
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,080
I mean, I actually had
a threesome with a guy once, you know?
376
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,520
It was pretty gay, so...
377
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,200
Oh, well, my hat is off to you, sir.
378
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,360
Hmm.
379
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,440
Guys, I think I found
the dagger of fortune!
380
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,120
- But it could just be a weird pen.
381
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,280
I am so sorry.
382
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,480
I had no idea it would suck that hard.
383
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,080
- Ah, it was fun.
- Yeah, we killed it.
384
00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,200
Oh? So should we go get some food?
385
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,160
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Did you wanna grab some food?
386
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,200
Actually, I'm pretty tired.
Maybe we should just get going.
387
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,760
Yeah, I gotta bail anyway.
388
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,480
Thanks for the random time.
389
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,920
See you on the field tomorrow.
390
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,600
Yay! I'll book us an Uber.
391
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,640
- Yeah.
- Mmm.
392
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,680
Nobody's forcing you to do this.
393
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,800
We'll get on with our lives
394
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,000
whatever you decide to do.
395
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,400
But don't be so quick
to give up on Dougie.
396
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,080
I guess it's just...
397
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,320
We haven't really known each other
for that long,
398
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,200
in the scheme of things.
399
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,840
Huh.
400
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,400
Now it's over. It's...
401
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,720
Ah.
402
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,000
Do you know how we ended up with Darude?
403
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,960
The duck?
404
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,640
Dougie's uncle's got a...
405
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,880
Well, they call it a farm,
406
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,400
but I think
they're out there cooking meth.
407
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,360
As cover there's all these bloody animals.
408
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,400
Chooks, horses, pigs.
409
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
Place stinks.
410
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,160
We're out there one day
and Dougie's knee-high to a grasshopper,
411
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,120
and there's all these
little ducklings around.
412
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,920
His cousin's about to drown them.
413
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,040
Dougie just goes real quiet.
414
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,680
Slinks up to me, tears in his eyes,
415
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,040
and he asks me
if we can't take all of them.
416
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,240
"Oh, don't be a dickhead," I say.
"We live in a council house."
417
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,800
And he puts his little hand
in mine and says,
418
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,960
"Nan, if we could just save one."
419
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,480
For all his fuck ups...
420
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,800
...that boy can't stand the idea
of another living creature suffering.
421
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,680
That's what I know about him.
422
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,840
Anyway.
423
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,520
That's how we ended up with a bloody duck.
424
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,080
♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪
425
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,520
This any good?
426
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520
Haven't read it.
427
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,520
Come sit down.
428
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,040
Oh, I just wanna stretch my back out.
429
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,200
That room was like super cramped.
430
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,000
I can give you a massage.
431
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,040
No, no, no.
I think I need to roll it out maybe.
432
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,240
You have a little ball,
like a tennis ball?
433
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,840
No, but if it takes your mind off it,
I can massage your balls.
434
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,200
I'm waiting.
435
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,800
♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪
436
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,120
What if your brother and sister hear us?
437
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,600
It's a learning experience.
438
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,480
That's gross.
439
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,120
♪ Don't be sad ♪
440
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,280
I can't do this.
441
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,720
This thread is sick.
442
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,240
Reckon Amerie really
killed someone's budgie?
443
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,080
Put your phone down
and do something productive.
444
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,200
What's "Legal Aid"?
445
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,000
It's when you're a povvo loser
and you can't afford a lawyer.
446
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,840
Hey, you're not povvo loser.
447
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,760
What's your problem, Amerie?
Because you always--
448
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,040
What is that?
449
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,120
Hey, but what if they're
about to do sex stuff?
450
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,160
Exactly.
451
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,280
You've been weird all day.
It's so obvious what's going on.
452
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,720
You think I'm a bitch 'cause
of the Bird Psycho thread.
453
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,320
Amerie, I've already told you
I don't care about that.
454
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,000
There are other things going on in my life
that's not about your drama.
455
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,480
Like what? Like what?
456
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,160
Huh?
457
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,800
If you don't care
then why are you shutting me out?
458
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,320
See, you do care. I knew it.
459
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,200
This is just so typical of you.
460
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,040
You're making drama out of nothing.
461
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,640
All I wanted was
to just hang out, stress-free.
462
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,760
There was no stress. Where's the stress?
463
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,800
- What do we call this?
- You being a fuckwit.
464
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,080
Honestly, I just...
I really don't need this right now.
465
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,160
What the hell?
466
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:40,760
I said I'd do it
and so I'm doing it!
467
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,840
Ugh, stupid idiot.
468
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,840
Sasha, not so fast.
469
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,920
What are you doing here?
470
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480
Do you have a reasonable alibi
for the time of 8:20 p.m.,
471
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,920
the previous evening?
472
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,120
- What?
- Where were you last night?
473
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,680
Recording this, by the way.
It's protocol.
474
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,000
Recording.
475
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,280
I was at the movies.
Not that it's any of your business.
476
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,480
Is there anyone who can verify that?
477
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,920
You're not coming inside.
478
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,840
- What movie were you seeing?
- Cowspiracy.
479
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,880
I'm literally never speaking
to anyone who eats cheese ever again.
480
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,200
- What time was the session?
- 7:45.
481
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,040
Are you okay?
482
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,200
We'll be in touch.
483
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,560
Okay.
484
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,360
{\an8}This is serious shit, Lords.
485
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,520
{\an8}Today is about more than just the ball.
486
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,480
{\an8}Yeah?
487
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,960
{\an8}- Today the ball is a metaphor for...
- For our balls!
488
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,440
{\an8}Yeah, yeah, for our balls.
489
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,960
{\an8}You gonna let a bunch of SLTs
kick you in the balls?
490
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,880
No!
491
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,600
No. Today is about protecting our manhood.
492
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,920
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
493
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,040
'Cause a win today
is a step towards a win in the election.
494
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,200
So that I can finally
make our voices heard,
495
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,080
- so we can be free to be who we are.
496
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,680
Are we gonna let these knuckleheads
497
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,640
- rob us of our basic school rights?
No!
498
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,040
We have just as much of a right
to sports facilities as those dickheads.
499
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,240
This bullshit idea that men get
first dibs on sports grounds
500
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,640
- just 'cause they got dicks.
- Transphobic, but...
501
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,840
- Are we gonna stand for that?
No.
502
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,240
- I said, are we going to stand for that?
No!
503
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,720
Okay. So get out there and give 'em hell.
504
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,840
Oi, are we gonna talk about
what happened yesterday?
505
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,240
There's nothing to say.
506
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,240
I don't understand
why we're fighting.
507
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,640
Can you just talk to me?
508
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,960
Do we have to unpack
our feelings every day?
509
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,720
You sound exactly like
one of those Cumlord idiots.
510
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,360
Maybe they're on to something.
511
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,400
If you love them so much, join them.
512
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,200
- Maybe I will.
- Maybe you should.
513
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,360
Know what?
514
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,440
Great idea.
515
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,120
Pass him the ball.
516
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,680
What's happened there?
517
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,680
He can't do that.
518
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,520
Nice one. Welcome.
519
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,440
Oi.
520
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,520
Check it out.
521
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320
Oiled myself up in pig's fat.
522
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,760
No one's gonna tackle me.
523
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,400
It's non-contact, you dickhead.
524
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800
Come on, boys.
525
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,760
I can go mid if Malakai's out.
526
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,480
Oh. Actually, Harps...
527
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,320
Um... We're cool if you sit this one out?
528
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,120
- What?
You sure you wanna play?
529
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,080
Yeah. Why?
530
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,480
You know, men running at you
might be a little bit triggering.
531
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,920
No, I'm playing.
532
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,560
If anything,
those shitheads should be scared of me.
533
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,320
Allez, SLTs!
534
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,360
CUMLORDS rule!
535
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,680
Harper! Don't touch her.
She'll put you in jail.
536
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,680
Harper, you moll.
537
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,400
Nice and fair.
538
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:43,160
- Go, Amerie Wadia!
- Stay on him, Amerie! Stay on him!
539
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,200
Come on.
540
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,240
{\an8}He said, "Comprehensive understanding
of masculinity,
541
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000
and that L means love."
542
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,920
I think.
543
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,680
Or maybe it was "learning."
544
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,440
The whole thing is ridiculous.
545
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,560
Is this really an appropriate form
of conflict resolution?
546
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:02,960
Go!
547
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,200
What the fuck?
548
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,680
Is she crying?
Get off the field, bitch!
549
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,640
Come on, Spider.
550
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,760
Put it in! I wanna see effort.
551
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,320
That bitch Harper's a whore!
552
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,120
Fuck off, slut!
553
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,320
Crazy bitch!
554
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,600
Oh, fuck this.
555
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,280
Dude!
556
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,240
Get her off.
557
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,520
- Okay. Hold this.
558
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,560
Break it up!
559
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,840
Oh.
560
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,280
Thank you. Take five, eh?
561
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,960
Fucking psycho.
562
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,320
Don't need a breather. I'm fine.
563
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,160
Oh, okay.
So, tell me why were you just trying
564
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,520
to kill Anthony Vaughn
with your bare hands?
565
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,920
What is going on, Harper?
566
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,000
You-- You're standing there
telling me you're all well and good.
567
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,120
But that girl I just saw on the field
was carrying some pretty major rage.
568
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,520
So?
- So...
569
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,800
I'm trying to help that girl
and she won't let me.
570
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,400
Do you really wanna help me?
571
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,040
Stop everyone from treating me
like I'm made of glass.
572
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,640
Give me some money
so I can get some proper clothes
573
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,960
to wear to this trial
so I don't look like a bag-of-shit victim.
574
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,960
Or give me a car so I don't have to catch
two buses to get to my lawyer's office.
575
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,800
Or give me lawyers
who don't call me unsympathetic.
576
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,120
Or get me a place to stay so I don't
have to occupy space at Amerie's house.
577
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,960
How does that sound?
578
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,800
Sasha's lying.
Cowspiracy came out in 2017.
579
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,200
No one is screening it.
She's hiding something.
580
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,760
So what's in
your trash bag of treasures?
581
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,800
Someone in that household is using
excessive hemorrhoid cream.
582
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,240
Oh, my God. Give me!
583
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,600
Thank you, Sasha.
584
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,080
Come on, SLTs!
585
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,640
{\an8}♪ House of jealous lovers ♪
586
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,280
Come on, Lords. Thirty seconds left.
587
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,680
- Get it out of there.
- Come on, come on.
588
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,880
Up, up, up!
589
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,280
♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪
590
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,760
♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪
591
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,760
♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪
592
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,920
♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪
593
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,440
♪ And I'ma tell 'em what they wanna hear ♪
594
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,800
♪ Ha, downshift third gear ♪
595
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,720
Come on, play that!
596
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,640
Come on, Missy!
Come on, Missy!
597
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,400
♪ You're simply the best ♪
598
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,080
Yes!
599
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,120
♪ Better than all the rest ♪
600
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,080
♪ Better than anyone ♪
601
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,360
♪ Anyone I've ever met ♪
602
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,520
♪ Ooh, you're the best ♪
603
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,960
Well done.
604
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,960
No, I think we should
take over the showers.
605
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,480
Let them wash their nuts in the dunnies.
606
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,360
Did you see their faces?
607
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,880
- Dumb Lords.
- Literally!
608
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,880
It's great that the conflict was resolved
through physical methods,
609
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,040
but there are plenty of other safe spaces
in school that we can--
610
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,240
Something to add, Zoe?
611
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,600
Well, is this a safe space?
612
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,520
I'd hope so.
613
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,120
Or is it just a space
that encourages teens to have sex?
614
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,960
I wouldn't say that.
615
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,080
Uh, I'm sorry, Miss,
616
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,160
but I think Zoe and her Puritans
are in the wrong class.
617
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,360
We're sex positive here.
618
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,280
Yeah, I'm sex positive too.
619
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,600
Positive that meaningless sex
leaves you feeling like shit.
620
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,760
- Speak for yourself.
I am actually.
621
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,440
I've gone... [chuckles] 56 days
622
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,280
and I feel amazing.
623
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,000
No masturbation, no sex.
624
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,320
- What is that?
It's all over TikTok,
625
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,360
that celibacy improves
mental clarity and energy levels--
626
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,880
I saw a TikTok that says
orgasms actually improve
627
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,800
the immune system
and cardiovascular health.
628
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,240
If we could all stop taking
medical advice from TikTok,
629
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,360
that would be great.
630
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,400
I'm happier,
I have a stronger sense of self-worth.
631
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,000
I'm in a committed relationship.
Felix. He's in Year 12.
632
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,400
He's not going to get to see my naked body
633
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,680
until I'm sure he's in love
with my naked soul.
634
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,160
Give me a break.
635
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,880
It's the reason, uh, I don't get into
the sort of unfortunate situations
636
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,240
that some other girls
have found themselves in.
637
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,200
- Fuck off, Zoe.
- Watch your mouth.
638
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,160
Let her keep talking.
639
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,680
I'm just saying,
if you've made it no secret
640
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,160
that you're the kind of girl
that has threesomes,
641
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,440
has zero sense of self worth
and fucks other people's boyfriends--
642
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,560
Then what? Huh?
643
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,400
Hey, okay, that's enough.
644
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,720
Bye.
645
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,840
I'm all about defending mob
646
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
but you're making it
fucking hard right now.
647
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,120
Hmm, guess not all skinfolk are kinfolk.
648
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,000
Yeah, and my mom wants
her fucking scone recipe back.
649
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,280
Why have you got
to bring this up every time?
650
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,200
It is a family recipe, and you know that.
651
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,640
Are you okay?
652
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,600
- Mom?
It's Harper.
653
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,320
Come to kick me in the nuts,
654
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,720
I'll scream for the nurse.
655
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,200
Shut up.
656
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,640
Oh, I'm sorry
I rammed your head into the dirt.
657
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,520
That's okay.
658
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,920
Everyone keeps tiptoeing around me
659
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,120
like I'm some kind of freak,
and I just want to be normal.
660
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,360
Like, go to a party
661
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,679
and smoke some STIGs and vomit in a bush
and hook up with someone I shouldn't.
662
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:28,040
So... I guess I kind of lashed out.
663
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,520
That's totally fair.
664
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,120
Oh, if you're, um...
wondering why I'm so oily,
665
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,400
it's just pig's fat.
666
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,960
Actually, I was thinking
you look kind of hot all greased up.
667
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,639
♪ I don't wanna... ♪
668
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:50,560
Oh.
669
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,960
♪ I don't wanna know ♪
670
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,800
- I don't know if this is a good idea.
- Why?
671
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,640
- You seem kind of, uh--
- Kind of what?
672
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,760
Unstable.
673
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,360
Oh. Um...
674
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,680
Sorry. Maybe that was
a shit choice of words.
675
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,560
- Maybe you're not
676
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,440
in the right headspace or something?
677
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,320
I want to, Harper.
678
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,280
Really.
679
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,080
I just, um...
680
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,120
I just don't think you really want to.
681
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,040
And like I remember when Jojo said, uh,
682
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,760
when it comes to consent, you know,
683
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,560
you have to take in
the whole context of the situation,
684
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,680
not just the words
coming out of someone's mouth.
685
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,920
Wow, Ant.
686
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,880
Look at you being the good guy for once.
687
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,960
SLTs run the oval now.
688
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,600
Might go take a nap on it.
689
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,120
Good to know you'll make
the best use of it after that.
690
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,320
Piss off.
691
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,360
Hey, uh, you were, uh...
692
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,800
You were actually
really good out there today.
693
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,200
Seriously.
694
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,600
Okay.
695
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,160
Bye-bye, dickhead. Jog on.
696
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,680
Ah.
697
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,680
I have no idea what's going on,
but I deserve to know.
698
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,680
Do you want to be with me or not?
699
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,680
It shouldn't be a hard question.
700
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,040
I mean...
701
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,320
I really care about you, Amerie.
702
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,520
I-- I do. I just...
703
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,800
There's all this other shit going on and,
704
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,680
- like, none of it's... It's not gelling.
705
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,840
No, please.
706
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,200
I...
707
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,000
What if we just took it slow for a bit?
708
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,280
You know, like, keep it casual.
709
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,280
No labels or anything for a bit.
710
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,480
Yeah?
711
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,440
Um... Yeah.
712
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,560
- Okay.
- Yeah? Thank you.
713
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,960
I knew you'd understand.
714
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,480
- Does this mean anything to you?
715
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,160
You scared the shit out of me.
What do you want?
716
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,840
Just answer the question.
717
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,960
It's a receipt.
718
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,600
Exactly. A receipt that I ran through
Google Translate.
719
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,920
A receipt for a place called Lucky Duck,
720
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,600
which is an Internet café in Maroubra.
721
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,760
The perfect place to start a common thread
on an IP address that can't be tracked.
722
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,720
I have to admire you're cunning,
but the game's up.
723
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,800
Is... is that what this is about?
724
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,600
You think I started that thread?
725
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,600
You have motive.
726
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,000
- Amerie's your competition.
- Yeah, but I'm not a psycho.
727
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,680
Anyway, Google Translate sucks.
728
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,360
This says, "Good Luck Duck."
729
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,920
"Good Luck Duck."
730
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,760
It's a restaurant in Matraville.
731
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,960
This phrase means
steamed greens with garlic sauce.
732
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,120
So what's the charge?
733
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,240
Eating a meal?
734
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,320
A succulent Chinese meal?
735
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,360
But why did you lie and say
you went to the movie theater?
736
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,680
Good Luck Duck.
737
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,840
- You're supposed to be a vegan.
- I am. I am.
738
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,400
But you haven't lived
until you've tasted that duck, Quinni.
739
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,280
Plus I only go, like, once a year.
740
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,640
You're not Bird Psycho.
741
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,520
You're just a hypocrite.
742
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,160
Please don't tell anyone.
743
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,680
I just crossed off Sasha
as a suspect for Bird Psycho.
744
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,680
Oh. Right, cool.
745
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,760
Which means that I only have
seven names left on my red list.
746
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,640
My red list is all of my prime suspects.
747
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,280
What?
748
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,800
"Sometimes you need to walk
through the fire to be reborn."
749
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,920
What does it mean?
750
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,800
It means Bird Psycho's
not done with me yet.
751
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,880
I've decided to forgive you.
752
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,480
Anyone else ratted on us the way you did,
they'd be fucking gone.
753
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,560
Shit, man. I get it.
754
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,200
Some shit went down.
Emotions are running high.
755
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,280
You fucked up.
756
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,160
End of the day, lad...
757
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,760
you and me have been
through too much shit together
758
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,280
to let this come between us.
759
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
We're family.
760
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,600
Other people don't give a shit, Ca$h.
761
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,000
You think they do,
but they won't hang around.
762
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,280
Me and you,
763
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,520
we show up for each other.
764
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Come on, lad. Smile, man.
765
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,040
When this is all over, I'm gonna be
waiting to welcome you home.
766
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,360
Do you reckon people would be
angry at me if I dropped the case?
767
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,760
People are always
gonna be angry about some shit.
768
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,640
- This is your life, Harps. Nobody else's.
769
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,160
You don't need
to defend yourself to anybody.
770
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,960
Who cares what anyone else thinks?
771
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,440
I only care what you think.
772
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,400
Well, that's good
because you're my hero.
773
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,960
So,
774
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,040
what do you want?
775
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480
I...
776
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,080
...wanna put this behind me
and get on with my life.
777
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,680
I wanna drop the case.
778
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,520
Well, there you go.
779
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,880
Shit, that's big.
780
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,520
Massive.
781
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600
Too massive for now.
What's going on with Malakai?
782
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,160
Oh, God, no. You don't need to hear me
bang on about that boring crap.
783
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,720
With everything that's going on,
784
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,240
I just wanna talk about
stupid teenage stuff again.
785
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,680
So spill. Every tiny, boring detail.
786
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,360
- You sure?
- Yeah.
787
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,120
The more basic, the better.
788
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,200
Okay, well...
789
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,920
Oh. Hey.
- Hey.
790
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,800
What are you doing here?
791
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,280
Oh, I was... [chuckles] I was just, um...
792
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,320
I just really...
793
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,440
I-- I wanted some... some wood.
794
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,320
Well, uh, you've come to the right place.
795
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,160
We've got some structural timbers here.
796
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,920
- Mm-hmm.
- Your balsas, your mahoganies.
797
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,720
The pine here is the most common
for house framing...
798
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,320
- Mm-hmm.
- ...if that's what you were looking for.
799
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,720
But I feel you don't care about that.
800
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,120
I...
801
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,800
I don't know why I'm here.
802
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,720
I just...
803
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,000
I guess I... I wanted to see you.
804
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,120
Well, here I am.
805
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,840
Ah, yes. Yes, you are.
806
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,800
All right, so ethically,
807
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,200
I can't give you money
or a house or a car,
808
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,280
but I am going to teach you how to fish.
809
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,200
What?
810
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,520
It's just something
somebody said to me recently.
811
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,680
Okay, don't get too enthusiastic
with that pedal
812
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,200
when we hit the freeway.
813
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,280
- I've already got two demerit points.
814
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,200
So, um, so are you happy
with... with your decision?
815
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,760
Yeah, I'm really happy.
816
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,680
That's all that matters then.
817
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,200
I know people were all amped
for me going to court, but...
818
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,520
I want my life to be about something else.
819
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,160
Yeah, it's a powerful choice,
and nobody can make it but you.
820
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,720
All right. And no burnout,
thank you, Harper.
821
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,720
You have it with me.
Oh! Oh! Okay. Yeah.
822
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,240
Doing good. Doing great.
823
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,800
Doing... Oh! Okay!
824
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,240
- Oh, oh!
825
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:10,400
♪ I was lying on the grass
On Sunday morning of last week ♪
826
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,200
♪ Indulging in my self-defeat ♪
827
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,000
♪ My mind was thugged
All laced and bugged ♪
828
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,480
♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪
829
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,960
♪ A comfortable in three feet deep ♪
830
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,920
♪ I know it's up for me ♪
831
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,600
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
832
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,040
♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep ♪
833
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,080
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
834
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,960
♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪
835
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,680
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
836
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,760
♪ My sunshine ♪
837
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,880
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪