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[modem warbling and beeping]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[gripping music playing]
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{\an8}That bitch bullied me
from Year 6 to Year 8.
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{\an8}She threw a basketball at my face
because I listen to Ed Sheeran.
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{\an8}She put a prawn in my sleeping bag
in Year 9 camp.
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{\an8}-I only like "Shape of You."
- Hello, darling.
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I have received a reward for 5,000 USDT,
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but I do not know...
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{\an8}She broke my model.
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{\an8}She broke my girlfriend's model.
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She's basically the reason I left Hartley.
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She used me for my body.
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- Fucking Map.
- She led me on for two years.
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She called me a self-righteous hag.
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{\an8}-She told me I look like Gollum.
- She tried to drown me...
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{\an8}-Called me a mayonnaise fuck.
- Gave me a vagina wedgie.
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She put hot glue in my retainer
during art.
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The reason why I turned straight...
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{\an8}...waterboarded me
under the drinking fountain.
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{\an8}[all] Amerie is an arsehole.
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [song playing softly over speakers]
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- [bell tinkles]
- [sighs]
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[Quinni slurping]
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Some random calling themselves
"Bird Psycho" started it last night.
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It already has 47 comments.
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Fifty now.
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Some of them might be fake.
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You'd never accuse someone
of fingering their dog.
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The point of running for captain
was to prove I'm a good person
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and I don't have a chance.
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{\an8}Which is why we have to figure out
who Bird Psycho is fast.
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{\an8}According to this thread,
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it could be one of 50 people
who think I'm a dumb bitch.
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As your vice-captain,
it's my duty to ensure
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our campaign runs as smoothly as possible.
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I'm launching an official investigation
to unmask the psycho.
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What? It makes her happy.
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- [cell phone vibrating]
- [sighs]
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You can't keep avoiding him.
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I can't stop thinking
about what Chook said.
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- That's why you need to talk to him.
- And say what?
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If he did do it, we are done.
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And if he didn't and I accuse him,
we may as well be done.
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So you're just gonna avoid
the conversation completely.
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[sighs]
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What?
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- [breathing deeply]
- [man punching and grunting]
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[man whistles]
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[laughs] Relax, we won't hurt you.
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Got orders to leave you be.
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Chook wants to talk.
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[sniffs] Yeah? What about?
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The fuck do we know?
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He wants you to put him
on your visitor list.
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He's got a few questions for you.
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Your move, bro.
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Wouldn't fuck about.
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[foreboding music playing]
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[sniffs]
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Then we stopped at a service station,
and that's when I ran for it.
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[man] So at no point did you actually
ask them to let you out.
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No.
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[hesitates] I think so. Before that.
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You think or you know?
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I told them they were going the wrong way.
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That's not the same
as being asked to be let out, is it?
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[Harper] How is that relevant?
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[woman] Harper, we know this is hard,
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but these are the questions
they'll ask you,
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and it's important that you present
in a manner that's sympathetic.
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[man] Your story has to remain the same
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between the committal hearing,
the trial and any appeals.
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Appeals?
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These type of cases are given priority,
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but this isn't gonna be over
in six months,
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much as we'd all like it to be. [echoing]
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[man] Why don't we move on to something
a bit more straightforward?
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- We need you... [echoes and fades]
- [Woodsy] Good girl!
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- [school bell ringing]
- [Harper grunts] Shit.
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[repeatedly] Shit.
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[pensive music playing]
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[sighs] Okay.
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Well, I am really glad
to see you all. [chuckles]
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I was kind of worried
no one would show up.
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And I'm pleased to see some new faces too.
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Still your SLTs, Miss.
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I thought you'd be too busy
with your campaign
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- to make time for sexual literacy.
- [door opens]
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- [panting]
- Hey, you okay?
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[Jojo] Well, I hope that
making it an elective
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means we can have
more constructive and healthy discourse
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- about sex and sexual-- Yeah?
- Oh!
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Now that it's just us girls,
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I was thinking maybe we could discuss
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why straight men don't know
how to wash their arseholes properly.
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- [students laugh]
- I am really glad you stayed, Darren.
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Yeah?
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I'd like to commend you for inviting
other less sex-obsessed students
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into this class to shift it away
from being an echo chamber.
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- [Jojo] Oh.
- [quirky music playing]
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Thank you.
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Come get your cousin, please.
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Uh, racist much?
Not all Black fellas are related.
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Uh, no, she actually is my cousin.
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[sighs in relief]
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["I Admit My Faults" playing]
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[Voss] Since the dawn of time,
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the slaughter and butchering
of a wild beast
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has been considered a sacred ritual.
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And a powerful form of male bonding.
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Hunters were the prime drivers
of human evolution.
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It's what gave our ancestors bipedalism,
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bigger brains, tools.
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Real men left the cave
and went out and got the job done.
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Yeah, we did.
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Are you man enough to get the job done?
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, farm-core! Found your formal date.
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Probably need to buy her dinner
before you finger her though.
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That guy has it in for you.
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Nah, I think he's just a general tosser.
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That's not how we make
our fellow fella feel welcome.
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What if he wanted to join us?
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I mean, it's true.
Could use a few more lords.
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Oi! All right. Come on.
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Don't be a nigel. Come check out our pig.
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Come on, give him a clap.
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[boy 1 whoops]
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This is a safe space.
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Wanna try some?
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So, Rowan,
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- wanna join the CUMLORDS?
- [laughs]
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Uh, what does that mean?
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- Well, it's about making space to be men.
- Yeah.
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Letting go of the bullshit,
focusing on what's real.
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- Real.
- [Amerie] What the hell is that?
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[song stops]
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Um, excuse me. I think we've booked out
this space for our values relay.
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I believe that
there's plenty of room for both.
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But we shouldn't have
to breathe in dead carcass
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while we're doing
a school activity, Mr. Voss.
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Well, it's a football field,
Ms. Obah, not a arts precinct.
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Last time we checked,
it's not a farmer's market, either.
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Rack off. This is Lord territory.
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- As candidate for SLTs...
- Since when?
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...I demand equal access to public spaces.
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Well, as a Q-S-M-C-C-A-L-P candidate,
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I would like to also add
that this is vegan hate.
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Not to mention blatantly
against the rights
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of the Hartley High's
Jewish and Muslim students.
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Is it even halal?
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[boy 2] Can pig be halal?
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Get that pig off the oval.
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Why don't we get this pig
off the oval first?
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- The fuck did you say?
- [boys laugh]
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[dramatic music playing]
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This is a prime example
of your PC feelings group
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invading sports spaces
under the guise of gender equality.
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Okay, so you're saying
sports spaces are male spaces?
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- Well, they're your words, not mine.
- [Spider snorting]
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All I'm trying to do
is lead these young men back to basics.
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There's a dead pig on the oval.
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And if you have
a problem with it, Ms. Obah,
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take it up with Principal Woods.
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Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Voss. I will.
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[Ant] Chill.
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[Jojo] Amerie. Oh, God.
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It's better she hears
both sides of the story.
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Grab a sandwich and, uh,
and join me quickly.
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[Rowan clears throat]
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So, you're a Cumlord now?
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Apparently.
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You know Spider's a dick, right?
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Can't be worse than the AV club.
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Those kids are weird.
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Plus, this pig is pretty good.
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It does smell pretty good.
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[mellow music playing]
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[Woodsy] If this is about
the comments thread,
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the IT guy is on paternity leave
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and I've been on the phone
for the last hour
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- to the Internet provider--
- [Spider] Ham sandwich?
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- It's homemade.
- That's a bribe.
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- Amerie...
- It's literally pork-barreling.
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It's a tasty treat
the boys and I whipped up
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as part of their outdoor activity program.
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Thank you very much.
I am very peckish, as it happens.
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{\an8}- [whines]
- [mutters, muffled] Oh!
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That's really nice.
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- What's your secret?
- Cum-in.
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If we could get away
from the topic of cum,
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- that'd be great.
- CUMLORDS!
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[Woodsy] Thank you, Anthony.
Helpful as always.
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What is the problem?
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I'm concerned that Mr. Voss
and his man squad
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feel like they've got a monopoly
on all the sport spaces.
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It's not my fault
nobody watches women's sports.
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That's not true.
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Boys are sportier, all right?
It's basic science.
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No, it's gendered bullshit.
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The eradication of which
is one of my main campaign points.
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They're using the football ovals
to make tedious political points.
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I'm not sure what roasting a pig has to do
with any kind of educational curriculum.
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- Well done.
- If you give a man a fish,
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he'll be hungry the next day.
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- But if you teach a man to fish--
- It's a pig.
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Okay, if the boys think
that they're so sporty,
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why don't we face off?
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Game of footy.
Winner gets pick of the sports spaces.
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All right, you're on.
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Get ready to watch and learn how
a real athlete uses her body.
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Move that pig
and we'll see you on the oval
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mid-day tomorrow.
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- [students chattering]
- Sharp.
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Okay. Out, out, out,
out, out, out, out, out.
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- Plenty more beast where that came from.
- Thank you, Timothy.
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[quirky music playing]
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Yum.
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{\an8}- Mmm! [smacks lips] Very yummy.
- [whining]
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- [music fades]
- [students chattering]
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- Is it straight? I can't tell.
- I wanna get campaign badges made.
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Do people still wear badges?
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I'd happily pin your face
anywhere on my body.
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- Anywhere?
- Mm-hmm.
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You can't make the SLTs your platform.
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Why not? I'm "Map bitch."
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I basically created SLTs.
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Uh, you're claiming credit
for what we all made happen.
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And if you still think you're in the race
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after what everyone's saying about you
and the Bird Psycho thread,
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- you're out of your mind.
- What thread?
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That's not even a thing.
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[Sasha] Fifty-seven comments?
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Are you kidding me?
You're political poison.
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Do you really think people are gonna vote
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for someone who chucked a shit
in an Ikea display toilet?
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You're splitting the vote.
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If both of us run, you're basically
handing the captaincy to Spider.
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Definitely food for thought,
Sasha, thank you so much.
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That Bird Psycho thread is right.
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You really are a selfish bitch!
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[clicks, whirrs]
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00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,920
So, you and Amerie are back together then?
245
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,320
Oh, I'm not buying into the shit
people are posting about it.
246
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,840
I'm not talking about that.
247
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,680
What about the other stuff
we talked about?
248
00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,480
Are you just going to ignore that?
249
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,440
[indistinct chatter]
250
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,160
- [sniffs] Yep, pretty much.
- [Missy] Nice.
251
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,360
- Real healthy.
- Hmm.
252
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,160
It's up to 68 comments. I'm a monster.
253
00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,440
You're just an equal opportunity arsehole.
254
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,200
The good news is,
if we trace back the data to Year 7,
255
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,040
we have a very clear list of suspects.
256
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,240
[quirky music playing]
257
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,040
Where do I even start with this?
258
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,160
Who the hell is Maureen Takada?
259
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,000
You egged her
when she got out of hospital.
260
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,280
Oh, my God.
261
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,920
She just got her appendix out.
262
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,480
I mean, come on, drama queen.
263
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,560
We have to systematically
work through the list
264
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,480
and figure out who had the most capacity
to airdrop the photo.
265
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,480
I plan on going and interrogating
our first suspect tonight.
266
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,880
Who wants to come with me?
267
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,320
- [clears throat]
- [music stops]
268
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,240
[Quinni] Suit yourself. The sooner
we figure out who Bird Psycho is,
269
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,640
the sooner we can
get your campaign back on track.
270
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,680
[Harper] Am, relax.
271
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,840
Malakai knows you're a good person.
272
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,800
How could he after all this? [sighs]
273
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,200
I just need to block out
all the negative noise
274
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,400
and show him that I'm actually
a big ol' sweetheart.
275
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,880
A sweetheart he wants to bang a lot.
276
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,440
Aw! Romantic.
277
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,800
Okay, cool.
So basically lock him in a room
278
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,840
until he accepts you're a great person?
279
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,400
[upbeat music playing]
280
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,600
I love you.
281
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,200
[man, unenthusiastically]
Welcome to Mystify Escape Rooms.
282
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:53,080
Exciting twists and turns
await you in this thrilling adventure.
283
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,720
Oh, no! Miss Honey Doo's toy shop
284
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,240
has been overrun
with inexplicable happenings.
285
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,960
You, our trusty paranormal detectives
286
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,640
are hereby requested to solve the mystery.
287
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,520
Fill out these public liability forms
for legal purposes
288
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,000
and return them to the desk
when you're ready.
289
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,320
Maybe Detectives Wadia and Mitchell
can also solve the mystery
290
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,080
of who's saying shit about you.
291
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,320
Can we just not talk about that for a bit?
292
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,760
[muffled mysterious music playing
over speakers]
293
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,240
Hey, it's Rowan.
294
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,680
Oh! Farm-core! Didn't recognize him
without his leather chaps.
295
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,040
Is something an arsehole would say,
which I am not.
296
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,720
We should ask him to join us.
297
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,200
Might not be too late
to save him from the Cumbuds.
298
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,240
Absolutely.
299
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,040
- [door opens]
- Rowan! Rowan, over here.
300
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:42,200
Hey, thought you'd be
training with the CUMLORDS for tomorrow.
301
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,800
[Rowan] No, I had work.
I just finished my shift.
302
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,720
Oh, perfect.
303
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,920
Me and Malakai were about to go in.
Why don't you come with us?
304
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,040
Uh, no, that's cool.
305
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,920
- I'll suck at it.
- Don't worry, I'll help you.
306
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,080
It'll be so much fun.
307
00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,280
Well, well, if it isn't Houdini.
308
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,600
Starting to think you were dead.
309
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,320
Alive and kicking.
310
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,880
So there's some other reason
you haven't been taking Dougie's calls.
311
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,560
Dougie needs all the support
he can get in that shithole.
312
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,320
Not some flibbertigibbet who ditches him
the minute he gets a better offer.
313
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,440
It's not like that.
314
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,200
Oh? How is it then, Darren?
315
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,240
Enlighten me.
316
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,800
Because the last I heard,
you told my grandson you loved him.
317
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,560
But the minute he needed you,
you disappeared.
318
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,880
I'm sorry. It's just... [inhales]
319
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,760
...been a lot.
320
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,800
[scoffs] Don't know why
you're crying to me about it.
321
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,760
Maybe... you can tell him.
322
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,680
[sighs]
323
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,400
[exhales]
324
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,080
Whatever you're feeling about Dougie,
325
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,080
it's none of my business.
326
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,680
But you at least owe him an explanation.
327
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,880
Don't leave the poor bugger
wondering what went wrong.
328
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,840
Can I get a lift?
329
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,880
Uh, have you heard the term jailbait?
330
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,600
[quirky music playing]
331
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,960
[Malakai and Rowan chattering]
332
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,760
{\an8}[Malakai snaps fingers] $5.98.
333
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,200
Okay, so that matches the number
on the creepy doll's foot.
334
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,480
- [Malakai] Mmm.
- Now put that code into the cash register.
335
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,760
- [keys clicking]
- [mechanism rattles]
336
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,200
[cash register dings]
337
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,720
Oh, we've got a key, people.
338
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,040
- Yup!
- [Amerie] Yeah.
339
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,440
[Malakai] Did anyone see a lock?
340
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,760
Oh, what about behind the doll's house?
341
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,440
Uh, yeah. I am pretty sure
that's bolted to the wall.
342
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,880
- Oh, found it.
- [Malakai] Nice.
343
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,040
Let's see if it fits.
344
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,920
Could you grab the map
from the other room? We might need it.
345
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,080
[Rowan] Crank...
346
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,040
[Malakai] Oh. Oh! Is that it?
347
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,120
- [mechanism cranks, clangs]
- [door opens]
348
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,600
- Hey, over here.
- Oh.
349
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,000
I love how
we just have fun like this together.
350
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,440
- [loud thud]
- Don't you?
351
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,000
Hey! Open up. Hey!
352
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,840
- [Malakai] It's locked.
- [sighs]
353
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,520
[Malakai] Try the crank again.
354
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,080
[man over speaker] Room two,
355
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,960
if you split the team,
you need to find a secret password
356
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,000
to reopen the trapdoor
and proceed with the game.
357
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,480
Any hints?
358
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,600
[man] It's not behind the dollhouse.
359
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,960
["Red Flags" by Mwayz playing]
360
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,720
♪ They tryna get close ♪
361
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,880
♪ Get uhh
Get ♪
362
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,280
♪ Oh, I see the flags are red ♪
363
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,960
♪ They tryna get close
To see our recipe to bread ♪
364
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,560
♪ They must be broke
They had to feel now they fed ♪
365
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560
♪ They must be what? ♪
366
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,720
♪ They must be down
And your squad they hear the rez ♪
367
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,320
♪ I don't owe no one no money
I don't play no hide-and-seek ♪
368
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,560
♪ I only fuckin' with my real ones
All my brothers push like leach ♪
369
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,040
[song fades]
370
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,120
[indistinct chatter]
371
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,120
[sniffs, chuckles]
372
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,880
Kind of suits you actually.
373
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,080
I think that's actually my shirt
and my whole kit.
374
00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,520
I think it is.
375
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,440
[sniffs]
376
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,520
Could've answered my calls.
377
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,160
I know, I'm sorry.
378
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,760
I guess you're busy
with your real life now.
379
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,080
You're my real life.
380
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,960
[somber music playing]
381
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,440
[sniffles] So, where have you been?
382
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,360
- I needed some time to think.
- About what?
383
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,440
About... [sighs] all of this.
384
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,160
Why you're in here.
385
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,880
I... I told you the truth, Darren.
I don't know what else--
386
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,720
I know what you told me. It's just...
387
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,720
[sighs]
388
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,840
There's all these other parts of you
that I still don't understand,
389
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,760
and I want to.
390
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,400
What else is there to work out?
391
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,360
I told you everything about that night.
392
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:54,920
Did you?
393
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,960
All of it?
394
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,040
- You can tell me the truth.
- I am telling you the truth.
395
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,080
Why do you suddenly think
I'm bullshitting?
396
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,320
I don't know. I just...
397
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,040
I need to know you weren't--
398
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,079
What? What? That I wasn't in on it?
399
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,359
If you think that I'm capable
of doing what they did to Harper,
400
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:18,920
I don't know why you're here.
401
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,280
Please don't get angry. [breath trembling]
402
00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:23,720
I love you.
403
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,560
How can you love me
if you think I'm that kind of person?
404
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280
We're done here.
405
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,520
[footsteps receding]
406
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,600
[music fades]
407
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,560
[door opens]
408
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,160
[door closes]
409
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,080
[mysterious music playing over speakers]
410
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,760
[Amerie] I think one of the dolls
just winked at me.
411
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,640
You're pretty good at escape rooms, eh?
412
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,480
Am I?
413
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,200
'Cause it seems like
I got us stuck in here.
414
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,200
Well, you know, I meant before that.
415
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,160
[whimsical music playing]
416
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,560
Well, this guy I dated for a bit
was really into 'em.
417
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,680
So I guess I picked up a few tricks.
418
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,520
Right. Right.
419
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,600
So, you... you... you date guys.
420
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,280
Uh, not just guys.
421
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Are you gonna be weird about it?
I left that shit behind in Dubbo.
422
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,480
No. Not at all. No way.
423
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,080
I mean, I actually had
a threesome with a guy once, you know?
424
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,520
[chuckles nervously]
It was pretty gay, so...
425
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,200
Oh, well, my hat is off to you, sir.
426
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,360
[Malakai chuckles] Hmm.
427
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,440
[Amerie] Guys, I think I found
the dagger of fortune!
428
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,120
- [both grunt]
- But it could just be a weird pen.
429
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,280
I am so sorry.
430
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,480
I had no idea it would suck that hard.
431
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,080
- Ah, it was fun.
- Yeah, we killed it.
432
00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,200
Oh? So should we go get some food?
433
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,160
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Did you wanna grab some food?
434
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,200
Actually, I'm pretty tired.
Maybe we should just get going.
435
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,760
Yeah, I gotta bail anyway.
436
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,480
Thanks for the random time.
437
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,920
See you on the field tomorrow.
438
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,600
Yay! I'll book us an Uber.
439
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,640
- Yeah.
- Mmm.
440
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,680
[bell buzzes]
441
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,080
[Darren sniffles]
442
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,160
[keys jangling]
443
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,800
[Nan sighs]
444
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,680
Nobody's forcing you to do this.
445
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,800
We'll get on with our lives
446
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,000
whatever you decide to do.
447
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,400
But don't be so quick
to give up on Dougie.
448
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,080
I guess it's just...
449
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,320
We haven't really known each other
for that long,
450
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,200
in the scheme of things.
451
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,840
[Nan] Huh.
452
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,400
Now it's over. It's...
453
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400
[duck quacking]
454
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,720
Ah.
455
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,000
Do you know how we ended up with Darude?
456
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,960
The duck?
457
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,640
Dougie's uncle's got a...
458
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,880
Well, they call it a farm,
459
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,400
but I think
they're out there cooking meth.
460
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,360
As cover there's all these bloody animals.
461
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,400
Chooks, horses, pigs.
462
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
Place stinks.
463
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,160
We're out there one day
and Dougie's knee-high to a grasshopper,
464
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,120
and there's all these
little ducklings around.
465
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,920
His cousin's about to drown them.
466
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,040
Dougie just goes real quiet.
467
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,680
Slinks up to me, tears in his eyes,
468
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,040
and he asks me
if we can't take all of them.
469
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,240
"Oh, don't be a dickhead," I say.
"We live in a council house."
470
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,800
And he puts his little hand
in mine and says,
471
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,960
"Nan, if we could just save one."
472
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,440
[gentle music playing]
473
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,480
For all his fuck ups...
474
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,440
[sighs]
475
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,800
...that boy can't stand the idea
of another living creature suffering.
476
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,680
That's what I know about him.
477
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,840
Anyway.
478
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,520
That's how we ended up with a bloody duck.
479
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,840
[engine starts, revs]
480
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,840
[quacking]
481
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,080
♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪
482
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,520
[Malakai] This any good?
483
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520
Haven't read it.
484
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,520
Come sit down.
485
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,040
Oh, I just wanna stretch my back out.
486
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,200
That room was like super cramped.
487
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,000
I can give you a massage.
488
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,040
No, no, no.
I think I need to roll it out maybe.
489
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,240
You have a little ball,
like a tennis ball?
490
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,840
No, but if it takes your mind off it,
I can massage your balls.
491
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,160
[chuckles nervously]
492
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,200
I'm waiting.
493
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,800
♪ Hiwaves lil baby ♪
494
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,120
What if your brother and sister hear us?
495
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,600
It's a learning experience.
496
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,480
That's gross.
497
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,120
♪ Don't be sad ♪
498
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,280
{\an8}[Harper sighs] I can't do this.
499
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,080
{\an8}[pensive music playing]
500
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,160
[keyboard clacking]
501
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,240
[dishes clanking]
502
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,720
[Yasmin] This thread is sick.
503
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,240
Reckon Amerie really
killed someone's budgie?
504
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,080
Put your phone down
and do something productive.
505
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,200
What's "Legal Aid"?
506
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,000
[sighs] It's when you're a povvo loser
and you can't afford a lawyer.
507
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,840
Hey, you're not povvo loser.
508
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,760
- [Malakai] What's your problem, Amerie?
- [Amerie] Because you always--
509
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,040
What is that?
510
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,120
[Amerie and Malakai continue arguing]
511
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,120
[loudly] Hey, but what if they're
about to do sex stuff?
512
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,160
Exactly.
513
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,280
You've been weird all day.
It's so obvious what's going on.
514
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,720
You think I'm a bitch 'cause
of the Bird Psycho thread.
515
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,320
Amerie, I've already told you
I don't care about that.
516
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,000
There are other things going on in my life
that's not about your drama.
517
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,480
Like what? Like what?
518
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,160
Huh? [sighs]
519
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,800
If you don't care
then why are you shutting me out?
520
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,320
See, you do care. I knew it.
521
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,200
This is just so typical of you.
522
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,040
You're making drama out of nothing.
523
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,640
All I wanted was
to just hang out, stress-free.
524
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,760
There was no stress. Where's the stress?
525
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,800
- What do we call this?
- You being a fuckwit.
526
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,080
Honestly, I just...
I really don't need this right now.
527
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,160
[sputtering] What the hell?
528
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,400
[door opens, slams shut]
529
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:40,760
[loudly] I said I'd do it
and so I'm doing it!
530
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,840
[in normal voice] Ugh, stupid idiot.
531
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,840
Sasha, not so fast.
532
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,600
[suspenseful jazz music playing]
533
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,920
What are you doing here?
534
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480
Do you have a reasonable alibi
for the time of 8:20 p.m.,
535
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,920
the previous evening?
536
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,120
- What?
- Where were you last night?
537
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,680
Recording this, by the way. [sighs]
It's protocol.
538
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,000
[automated voice] Recording.
539
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,280
I was at the movies.
Not that it's any of your business.
540
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,480
Is there anyone who can verify that?
541
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,920
You're not coming inside.
542
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,840
- What movie were you seeing?
- Cowspiracy.
543
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,880
I'm literally never speaking
to anyone who eats cheese ever again.
544
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,200
- What time was the session?
- 7:45.
545
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,040
[whispers] Are you okay?
546
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,200
We'll be in touch.
547
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,560
[Sasha] Okay.
548
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,200
[suspenseful music crescendos, fades]
549
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,840
[indistinct chatter]
550
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,640
[quirky music playing]
551
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,360
{\an8}This is serious shit, Lords.
552
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,520
{\an8}Today is about more than just the ball.
553
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,480
{\an8}Yeah?
554
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,960
{\an8}- Today the ball is a metaphor for...
- For our balls!
555
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,440
{\an8}Yeah, yeah, for our balls.
556
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,960
{\an8}You gonna let a bunch of SLTs
kick you in the balls?
557
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,880
{\an8}[boys] No!
558
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,600
No. Today is about protecting our manhood.
559
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,920
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
560
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,040
'Cause a win today
is a step towards a win in the election.
561
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,200
So that I can finally
make our voices heard,
562
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,080
- so we can be free to be who we are.
- [boys cheer]
563
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,680
Are we gonna let these knuckleheads
564
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,640
- rob us of our basic school rights?
- [girls] No!
565
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,040
[Amerie] We have just as much of a right
to sports facilities as those dickheads.
566
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,240
This bullshit idea that men get
first dibs on sports grounds
567
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,640
- just 'cause they got dicks.
- Transphobic, but...
568
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,840
- Are we gonna stand for that?
- [girls] No.
569
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,240
- I said, are we going to stand for that?
- [girls] No!
570
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,720
Okay. So get out there and give 'em hell.
571
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,720
[students chattering and cheering]
572
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,840
Oi, are we gonna talk about
what happened yesterday?
573
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,240
There's nothing to say.
574
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,240
[Amerie] I don't understand
why we're fighting.
575
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,640
Can you just talk to me?
576
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,960
Do we have to unpack
our feelings every day?
577
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,720
You sound exactly like
one of those Cumlord idiots.
578
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,360
Maybe they're on to something.
579
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,400
If you love them so much, join them.
580
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,200
- Maybe I will.
- Maybe you should.
581
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,360
Know what?
582
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,440
Great idea.
583
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,600
[pensive music playing]
584
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,120
[Voss] Pass him the ball.
585
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,680
What's happened there?
586
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,280
[Amerie sighs]
587
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,240
[music fades]
588
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,680
He can't do that.
589
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,520
Nice one. Welcome.
590
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,440
Oi.
591
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,520
Check it out.
592
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320
Oiled myself up in pig's fat.
593
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,800
[quirky music playing]
594
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,760
[exhales] No one's gonna tackle me.
595
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,400
It's non-contact, you dickhead.
596
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,880
[chuckles softly]
597
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800
Come on, boys.
598
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,760
I can go mid if Malakai's out.
599
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,480
Oh. Actually, Harps...
600
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,320
Um... We're cool if you sit this one out?
601
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,120
- What?
- [Missy] You sure you wanna play?
602
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,080
Yeah. Why?
603
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,480
You know, men running at you
might be a little bit triggering.
604
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,920
No, I'm playing.
605
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,560
If anything,
those shitheads should be scared of me.
606
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,480
- ["Just What You Feelin" playing]
- [whistle blows]
607
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,880
[crowd cheering]
608
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,320
Allez, SLTs!
609
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,360
[Ant] CUMLORDS rule!
610
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,000
[both grunt]
611
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,680
[Spider] Harper! Don't touch her.
She'll put you in jail.
612
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,680
- [boys laugh]
- [girl] Harper, you moll.
613
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,040
[crowd cheering]
614
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,400
[Woodsy] Nice and fair.
615
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:43,160
- Go, Amerie Wadia!
- Stay on him, Amerie! Stay on him!
616
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,200
[Voss] Come on.
617
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,240
{\an8}He said, "Comprehensive understanding
of masculinity,
618
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000
and that L means love."
619
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,920
I think.
620
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,680
Or maybe it was "learning."
621
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,440
The whole thing is ridiculous.
622
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,160
[both grunt]
623
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,560
Is this really an appropriate form
of conflict resolution?
624
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:02,960
[Spider] Go!
625
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,200
What the fuck?
626
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,680
- [Spider] Is she crying?
- [boy 1] Get off the field, bitch!
627
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,400
{\an8}[indistinct chatter]
628
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,160
[players shouting]
629
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,640
Come on, Spider.
630
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,760
Put it in! I wanna see effort.
631
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,040
[crowd cheering]
632
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,320
[boy 2] That bitch Harper's a whore!
633
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,120
[boy 3] Fuck off, slut!
634
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,320
[boy 4] Crazy bitch!
635
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,600
[Harper] Oh, fuck this.
636
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,080
[dramatic music playing]
637
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,560
- [Harper yells]
- [groans]
638
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,280
- [Ant] Dude!
- [blows whistle]
639
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,240
Get her off.
640
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,520
- [whistle blowing]
- Okay. Hold this.
641
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,560
- [referee] Break it up!
- [Harper yelling]
642
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,840
[Woodsy] Oh.
643
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,760
[sobbing]
644
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,800
[groaning]
645
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,280
Thank you. Take five, eh?
646
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,960
Fucking psycho.
647
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,440
[Ant groaning]
648
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,320
Don't need a breather. I'm fine.
649
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,160
Oh, okay.
So, tell me why were you just trying
650
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,520
to kill Anthony Vaughn
with your bare hands?
651
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,920
What is going on, Harper?
652
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,000
You-- You're standing there
telling me you're all well and good.
653
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,120
But that girl I just saw on the field
was carrying some pretty major rage.
654
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,520
- [voice breaking] So?
- So...
655
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,800
I'm trying to help that girl
and she won't let me.
656
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,400
Do you really wanna help me?
657
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:32,960
[sniffling]
658
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,040
Stop everyone from treating me
like I'm made of glass.
659
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,640
Give me some money
so I can get some proper clothes
660
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,960
to wear to this trial
so I don't look like a bag-of-shit victim.
661
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,960
Or give me a car so I don't have to catch
two buses to get to my lawyer's office.
662
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,800
Or give me lawyers
who don't call me unsympathetic.
663
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,120
Or get me a place to stay so I don't
have to occupy space at Amerie's house.
664
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,960
How does that sound?
665
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,080
[Harper sobbing]
666
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,880
["House Of Jealous Lovers"
by The Rapture playing]
667
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,800
Sasha's lying.
Cowspiracy came out in 2017.
668
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,200
No one is screening it.
She's hiding something.
669
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,760
[Darren] So what's in
your trash bag of treasures?
670
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,800
Someone in that household is using
excessive hemorrhoid cream.
671
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,240
Oh, my God. Give me!
672
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,600
[chuckles] Thank you, Sasha.
673
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,080
Come on, SLTs!
674
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,640
{\an8}♪ House of jealous lovers ♪
675
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,800
{\an8}[whistle blows]
676
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,280
Come on, Lords. Thirty seconds left.
677
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,680
- Get it out of there.
- Come on, come on.
678
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,880
Up, up, up!
679
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,600
["Blak Britney" by Miss Kaninna playing]
680
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,280
♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪
681
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,760
♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪
682
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,760
♪ I'm a deadly bitch ♪
683
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,920
♪ A Black Britney Spears ♪
684
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,440
♪ And I'ma tell 'em what they wanna hear ♪
685
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,800
♪ Ha, downshift third gear ♪
686
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,720
- [grunts]
- [girl] Come on, play that!
687
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,640
- [Quinni] Come on, Missy!
- [Darren] Come on, Missy!
688
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,160
["The Best" by Tina Turner playing]
689
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,400
♪ You're simply the best ♪
690
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,880
[all cheering]
691
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,080
Yes!
692
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,120
♪ Better than all the rest ♪
693
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,200
[whistle blows]
694
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,080
♪ Better than anyone ♪
695
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,360
♪ Anyone I've ever met ♪
696
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,520
♪ Ooh, you're the best ♪
697
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,680
[Spider grunts]
698
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,120
[cheering]
699
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,840
[song fades]
700
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,960
Well done.
701
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,640
[school bell ringing]
702
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,960
No, I think we should
take over the showers.
703
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,480
Let them wash their nuts in the dunnies.
704
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,360
[laughs] Did you see their faces?
705
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,880
- Dumb Lords.
- Literally!
706
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,880
It's great that the conflict was resolved
through physical methods,
707
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,040
but there are plenty of other safe spaces
in school that we can--
708
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,920
[laughs]
709
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,240
Something to add, Zoe?
710
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,600
Well, is this a safe space?
711
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,520
I'd hope so.
712
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,120
Or is it just a space
that encourages teens to have sex?
713
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,960
[Jojo] I wouldn't say that.
714
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,080
Uh, I'm sorry, Miss,
715
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,160
but I think Zoe and her Puritans
are in the wrong class.
716
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,360
We're sex positive here.
717
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,280
Yeah, I'm sex positive too.
718
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,600
Positive that meaningless sex
leaves you feeling like shit.
719
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,760
- Speak for yourself.
- [Zoe] I am actually.
720
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,440
I've gone... [chuckles] 56 days
721
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,280
and I feel amazing.
722
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,000
No masturbation, no sex.
723
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,320
- What is that?
- [Zoe] It's all over TikTok,
724
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,360
that celibacy improves
mental clarity and energy levels--
725
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,880
I saw a TikTok that says
orgasms actually improve
726
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,800
the immune system
and cardiovascular health.
727
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,240
If we could all stop taking
medical advice from TikTok,
728
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,360
that would be great.
729
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,400
I'm happier,
I have a stronger sense of self-worth.
730
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,000
I'm in a committed relationship.
Felix. He's in Year 12.
731
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,400
He's not going to get to see my naked body
732
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,680
until I'm sure he's in love
with my naked soul.
733
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,160
Give me a break.
734
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,880
It's the reason, uh, I don't get into
the sort of unfortunate situations
735
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,240
that some other girls
have found themselves in.
736
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,200
- Fuck off, Zoe.
- Watch your mouth.
737
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,160
Let her keep talking.
738
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,680
[Zoe scoffs] I'm just saying,
if you've made it no secret
739
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,160
that you're the kind of girl
that has threesomes,
740
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,440
has zero sense of self worth
and fucks other people's boyfriends--
741
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,560
Then what? Huh?
742
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,400
[Jojo] Hey, okay, that's enough.
743
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,640
[tense music playing]
744
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,720
[softly] Bye.
745
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,840
[Missy] I'm all about defending mob
746
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
but you're making it
fucking hard right now.
747
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,120
Hmm, guess not all skinfolk are kinfolk.
748
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,000
Yeah, and my mom wants
her fucking scone recipe back.
749
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,280
Why have you got
to bring this up every time?
750
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,200
It is a family recipe, and you know that.
751
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,680
[groans softly]
752
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,640
[Harper] Are you okay?
753
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,600
- Mom?
- [chuckles] It's Harper.
754
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,320
Come to kick me in the nuts,
755
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,720
I'll scream for the nurse.
756
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,200
Shut up.
757
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,080
[grunts, sniffs]
758
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,640
Oh, I'm sorry
I rammed your head into the dirt.
759
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,520
That's okay.
760
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,920
Everyone keeps tiptoeing around me
761
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,120
like I'm some kind of freak,
and I just want to be normal.
762
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,360
Like, go to a party
763
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,679
and smoke some STIGs and vomit in a bush
and hook up with someone I shouldn't.
764
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:28,040
So... I guess I kind of lashed out.
765
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:31,520
[clicks tongue] That's totally fair.
766
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,760
["Hopefulessness" by Courtney Barnett
playing]
767
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,120
Oh, if you're, um...
wondering why I'm so oily,
768
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,400
it's just pig's fat.
769
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,760
[chuckles]
770
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,960
Actually, I was thinking
you look kind of hot all greased up.
771
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,639
♪ I don't wanna... ♪
772
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:50,560
Oh.
773
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,960
♪ I don't wanna know ♪
774
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,040
[song fades]
775
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,800
- I don't know if this is a good idea.
- Why?
776
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,640
- You seem kind of, uh--
- Kind of what?
777
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,760
Unstable.
778
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,360
Oh. Um...
779
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,680
Sorry. Maybe that was
a shit choice of words.
780
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,560
- [clears throat]
- Maybe you're not
781
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,440
in the right headspace or something?
782
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,320
I want to, Harper.
783
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,280
Really.
784
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,080
I just, um...
785
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,120
I just don't think you really want to.
786
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,040
And like I remember when Jojo said, uh,
787
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,760
when it comes to consent, you know,
788
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,560
you have to take in
the whole context of the situation,
789
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,680
not just the words
coming out of someone's mouth.
790
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,920
Wow, Ant.
791
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,880
Look at you being the good guy for once.
792
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,160
- ["Make It Up" by Tirzah playing]
- [breathing heavily]
793
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,960
SLTs run the oval now.
794
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,600
Might go take a nap on it.
795
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,120
Good to know you'll make
the best use of it after that.
796
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,320
Piss off.
797
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,360
Hey, uh, you were, uh...
798
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,800
You were actually
really good out there today.
799
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,200
Seriously.
800
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,600
Okay.
801
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,160
Bye-bye, dickhead. Jog on.
802
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,680
Ah.
803
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,360
[music fades]
804
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,320
[meat thuds]
805
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,400
[indistinct chatter]
806
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,680
I have no idea what's going on,
but I deserve to know.
807
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,680
Do you want to be with me or not?
808
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,680
It shouldn't be a hard question.
809
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,040
I mean...
810
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,320
I really care about you, Amerie.
811
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,520
I-- I do. I just...
812
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,800
There's all this other shit going on and,
813
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,680
- like, none of it's... It's not gelling.
- [scoffs]
814
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,840
[Malakai] No, please.
815
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,200
I...
816
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,000
What if we just took it slow for a bit?
817
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,280
You know, like, keep it casual.
818
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,280
No labels or anything for a bit.
819
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,480
Yeah?
820
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,640
[pensive music playing]
821
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,440
Um... Yeah.
822
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,560
- Okay.
- Yeah? Thank you.
823
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,960
I knew you'd understand.
824
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,920
[hesitates, sighs]
825
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,280
[music fades]
826
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:48,920
[toilet flushes]
827
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,480
- Does this mean anything to you?
- [suspenseful jazz music playing]
828
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,160
You scared the shit out of me.
What do you want?
829
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,840
Just answer the question.
830
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,960
It's a receipt.
831
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,600
Exactly. A receipt that I ran through
Google Translate.
832
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,920
A receipt for a place called Lucky Duck,
833
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,600
which is an Internet café in Maroubra.
834
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,760
The perfect place to start a common thread
on an IP address that can't be tracked.
835
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,720
I have to admire you're cunning,
but the game's up. [sighs]
836
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,800
Is... is that what this is about?
837
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,600
You think I started that thread?
838
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,600
You have motive.
839
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,000
- Amerie's your competition.
- Yeah, but I'm not a psycho.
840
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,680
Anyway, Google Translate sucks.
841
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,360
This says, "Good Luck Duck."
842
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,920
"Good Luck Duck."
843
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,760
It's a restaurant in Matraville.
844
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,960
This phrase means
steamed greens with garlic sauce.
845
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,120
So what's the charge?
846
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,240
Eating a meal?
847
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,320
A succulent Chinese meal?
848
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,360
But why did you lie and say
you went to the movie theater?
849
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,680
Good Luck Duck.
850
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,840
- You're supposed to be a vegan.
- I am. I am.
851
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,400
But you haven't lived
until you've tasted that duck, Quinni.
852
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,280
Plus I only go, like, once a year.
853
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,640
You're not Bird Psycho.
854
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,520
You're just a hypocrite.
855
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,160
Please don't tell anyone.
856
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,400
[toilet flushes]
857
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,440
[faint laughter]
858
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,240
[door closes]
859
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,640
[indistinct chatter]
860
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,680
I just crossed off Sasha
as a suspect for Bird Psycho.
861
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,680
Oh. Right, cool.
862
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,760
Which means that I only have
seven names left on my red list.
863
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,640
My red list is all of my prime suspects.
864
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,520
- [gasps]
- [foreboding music playing]
865
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,280
[Quinni] What? [gasps]
866
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,800
[Amerie] "Sometimes you need to walk
through the fire to be reborn."
867
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,920
What does it mean?
868
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,800
It means Bird Psycho's
not done with me yet.
869
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,360
[suspenseful music playing]
870
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,880
[Chook] I've decided to forgive you.
871
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,480
Anyone else ratted on us the way you did,
they'd be fucking gone.
872
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,680
[chuckles]
873
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,560
Shit, man. I get it.
874
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,200
Some shit went down.
Emotions are running high.
875
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,280
You fucked up.
876
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,160
End of the day, lad...
877
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,760
you and me have been
through too much shit together
878
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,280
to let this come between us.
879
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
We're family.
880
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,600
Other people don't give a shit, Ca$h.
881
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,000
You think they do,
but they won't hang around.
882
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,280
Me and you,
883
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,520
we show up for each other. [chuckles]
884
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,000
[chuckles]
885
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Come on, lad. Smile, man.
886
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,800
- [breathes deeply]
- [music fades]
887
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,040
When this is all over, I'm gonna be
waiting to welcome you home.
888
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,080
[chuckles nervously]
889
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,360
Do you reckon people would be
angry at me if I dropped the case?
890
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,760
People are always
gonna be angry about some shit.
891
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,640
- [sighs]
- This is your life, Harps. Nobody else's.
892
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,160
You don't need
to defend yourself to anybody.
893
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,960
Who cares what anyone else thinks?
894
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,440
I only care what you think.
895
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,400
[chuckles] Well, that's good
because you're my hero.
896
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,440
[Harper chuckles]
897
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,960
So,
898
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,040
what do you want?
899
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480
I... [sighs]
900
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,080
...wanna put this behind me
and get on with my life.
901
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,680
I wanna drop the case.
902
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,520
Well, there you go.
903
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,400
[gentle music playing]
904
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,880
Shit, that's big.
905
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,520
Massive.
906
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600
Too massive for now.
What's going on with Malakai?
907
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,160
Oh, God, no. You don't need to hear me
bang on about that boring crap.
908
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,720
With everything that's going on,
909
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,240
I just wanna talk about
stupid teenage stuff again.
910
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,680
So spill. Every tiny, boring detail.
911
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,360
- You sure?
- Yeah.
912
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,120
The more basic, the better.
913
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,200
[Amerie chuckles] Okay, well...
914
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,800
[gentle music continues]
915
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,000
[music fades]
916
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,920
- [Rowan] Oh. Hey.
- Hey.
917
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,800
What are you doing here?
918
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,280
Oh, I was... [chuckles] I was just, um...
919
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,320
I just really...
920
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,440
I-- I wanted some... some wood.
921
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,960
[whimsical music playing]
922
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,320
Well, uh, you've come to the right place.
923
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,160
We've got some structural timbers here.
924
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,920
- Mm-hmm.
- Your balsas, your mahoganies.
925
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,720
The pine here is the most common
for house framing...
926
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,320
- Mm-hmm.
- ...if that's what you were looking for.
927
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,720
But I feel you don't care about that.
928
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,120
[chuckles] I...
929
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,800
I don't know why I'm here.
930
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,720
I just...
931
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,000
I guess I... I wanted to see you.
932
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:17,600
[chuckles]
933
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,120
Well, here I am.
934
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,840
Ah, yes. Yes, you are.
935
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:27,280
[indistinct chatter]
936
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,720
[pensive music playing]
937
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,520
[cell phone chimes]
938
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,800
All right, so ethically,
939
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,200
I can't give you money
or a house or a car,
940
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,280
but I am going to teach you how to fish.
941
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,200
What?
942
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,520
It's just something
somebody said to me recently.
943
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,680
Okay, don't get too enthusiastic
with that pedal
944
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,200
when we hit the freeway.
945
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,280
- I've already got two demerit points.
- [chuckles]
946
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,200
So, um, so are you happy
with... with your decision?
947
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,760
Yeah, I'm really happy.
948
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,680
That's all that matters then.
949
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,200
I know people were all amped
for me going to court, but...
950
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,080
[breathes deeply]
951
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,520
I want my life to be about something else.
952
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,160
Yeah, it's a powerful choice,
and nobody can make it but you.
953
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,240
[gentle music playing]
954
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,720
All right. And no burnout,
thank you, Harper.
955
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,200
[engine starts]
956
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,080
- [Woodsy exhales deeply]
- [laughs]
957
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,720
[Woodsy] You have it with me.
Oh! Oh! Okay. Yeah.
958
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,240
Doing good. Doing great.
959
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,800
Doing... Oh! Okay!
960
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,240
- [engine revs]
- Oh, oh!
961
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,120
- [bell buzzes]
- [door opens]
962
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,080
[sniffs]
963
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:10,400
♪ I was lying on the grass
On Sunday morning of last week ♪
964
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,200
♪ Indulging in my self-defeat ♪
965
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,000
♪ My mind was thugged
All laced and bugged ♪
966
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,480
♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪
967
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,960
♪ A comfortable in three feet deep ♪
968
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,920
♪ I know it's up for me ♪
969
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,600
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
970
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,040
♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep ♪
971
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,080
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
972
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,960
♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪
973
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,680
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
974
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,760
♪ My sunshine ♪
975
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,880
♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪
976
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,520
[upbeat music playing]