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(哈特利高中留言板)

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(新貼文
艾茉莉瓦迪亞毀掉我的人生)

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(開啟留言區,成立)

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(使用者名稱:鳥魔人)

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{\an8}那個女的從六年級霸凌我到八年級

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{\an8}我聽紅髮艾德,她就拿籃球丟我的臉

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{\an8}九年級露營她抓大蝦放進我的睡袋

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{\an8}- 我只喜歡《你的樣子》
- 哈囉,親愛的

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我收到五千泰達幣獎勵

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我不知道...

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{\an8}她撞壞我的模型

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{\an8}她撞壞我女朋友的模型

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我離開哈特利高中就是因為她

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她利用我的身體

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- 臭圖婊
- 她假裝喜歡我兩年

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她罵我是自以為是的醜老太婆

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{\an8}- 她說我像咕嚕
- 艾茉莉想淹死我...

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{\an8}- 罵我小白臉
- 害我小妹妹吃布

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美術課她把熱熔膠
倒進我的牙套固定器

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是我變成喜歡男生的原因...

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{\an8}用飲水機沖我的臉

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{\an8}艾茉莉很機車

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(哈特利高中留言板)

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昨晚有人自稱是鳥魔人開始放話

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已經有47則留言

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現在50則了

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有些說不定是假的

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沒有人會講別人跟狗狗指交

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競選學生會長的重點
是要證明我是好人

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現在連機會都沒有

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{\an8}所以我們才要趕快查出鳥魔人的身分

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{\an8}你看這個留言區

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鳥魔人可能就在
這50個討厭我的人當中

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我是你的副會長,我的責任就是確保

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我們的競選順利達陣

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我要正式展開調查
揭發這個魔人的真面目

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什麼?她開心就好

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(不明來電)

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一直躲他也不是辦法

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我忘不掉雞哥說的話

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- 你才要跟他說清楚
- 要說什麼?

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他有做,我們就玩完了

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他沒有做,我這樣指責他
搞不好也走不下去

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你就整個不跟他講半句話

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怎樣?

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不要緊張,大哥,又不會捅你

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有人交代不准碰你

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雞哥想跟你聊聊

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是喔?聊什麼?

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誰曉得?

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雞哥叫你把他放進你的訪客名單

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你會被問幾個問題

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大哥,自己看著辦吧

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不要亂講話

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《心碎高中》

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後來車停在加油站,那時我拔腿就跑

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你其實沒有叫他們放你走

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沒有

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在那之前,我想是沒有

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你想還是你知道?

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我有說他們開錯路

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這跟要求放你走不一樣吧?

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跟那有什麼關係?

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哈波,我們知道這不好受

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不過他們會問你這些問題

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你的態度要讓人有同感很重要

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你的說詞不能反覆

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不管是預審、庭審還是上訴

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上訴?

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這種案件會優先審理

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可是最快也要半年

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我們都想要盡快結束

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我們換個簡單一點的問題好了

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你要...

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好乖

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討厭

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好

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很高興看到大家

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我原本有點擔心沒有人會來

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也很高興看到幾張新面孔

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老師,這還是你的性輔幫

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還以為你會忙著競選

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沒有時間來上性教育

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你還好嗎?

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我希望這堂課改為選修課

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我們可以更有建設性,更健康地討論

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性別和性...請說

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現在只有我們女生

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我在想我們可以討論

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為什麼直男不會把菊花洗乾淨

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達倫,很高興你留下來

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我想要給你讚
鼓勵其他比較正常的學生來上課

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就不像是在同溫層取暖

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謝謝

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麻煩管好你的表妹

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是不是種族歧視?
不是黑人都有親戚關係

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不是,她真的是我表妹

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從盤古開天以來

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宰殺和屠宰野獸

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一直被當作一種神聖儀式

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也是男人稱兄道弟聯絡感情的好方式

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獵人是人類演化主要的推手

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讓我們的祖先有兩腳行走的能力

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腦容量變大,還會使用工具

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真男人離開洞穴,出去把事情做好

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沒錯

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你夠男人可以把事情做好嗎?

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是

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農場哥!把到馬子啦

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最好先請人家吃晚飯再上她

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那個男的很愛糗你

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他跟普通的白痴沒有兩樣

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糗人不是男人歡迎同伴的方式

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要是他想參加呢?

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是啊,我們需要多招募幾個精王

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喂,過來

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不要那麼孤僻,來看我們的烤豬

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快給他拍手

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你在這裡可以放心

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要吃嗎?

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羅溫

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要不要加入射精王?

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什麼意思?

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就是找到當男人的位置

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不要理那些廢話,專心在真的東西

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- 真東西
- 前面是怎樣?

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不好意思
我們有預約在足球場上價值觀接力

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足球場很大,容得下兩班的人

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可是沃斯老師,我們在做課堂活動

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不應該聞到屍體的味道

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歐巴老師,這是足球場,不是藝術區

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我們沒有記錯的話
這也不是農夫市場

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走開啦,這是精王的領地

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- 我是性輔幫的候選人
- 啥時的事?

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我強烈要求公平使用公共空間

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我是酷兒社會馬克斯主義氣候鬥士
反對亂丟垃圾社團的候選人

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我也想要補充,這是素食仇恨

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更不用說公然侵害

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哈特利高中猶太和穆斯林學生的權利

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那可以說是清真食物嗎?

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烤豬算清真食物嗎?

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把那隻烤豬抬走

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先把這隻母豬抬走算了

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你說什麼?

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這就是你的政治正確玻璃心團體

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假借性別平等的名義
霸占運動場最好的例子

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你是說運動場是男人的地方?

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是你說的,我可沒有說

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我只想要帶這些青少年回到原始生活

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足球場上有隻死豬

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歐巴老師,你有意見的話

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就去跟伍茲校長告狀

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沃斯老師,謝謝你提醒,我會的

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艾茉莉

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她最好聽到雙方的說法

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快弄份三明治過來

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現在你是射精王?

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好像是

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你知道蛛哥很爛吧?

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再爛也沒有影音社爛

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那些人怪怪的

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而且這隻烤豬很香

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真的很香

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如果是留言區的事
資訊人員請育嬰假

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我已經跟網路業者

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- 講一小時電話...
- 要吃火腿三明治嗎?

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- 是自己做的
- 那是賄賂

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- 艾茉莉
- 根本就是分贓

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這是我跟男同學自己做的美食

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是他們戶外活動課的一部分

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謝謝你的好意,我剛好很餓

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{\an8}(聖狗貞德)

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真好吃

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- 祕方是什麼?
- 小精香

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不要再講精液這個話題好不好

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- 射精王
- 謝謝,安東尼總是這麼熱心

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有什麼問題?

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我覺得沃斯老師跟他的青年隊

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想要霸占校園的運動場地

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沒有人看女子運動又不能怪我

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才不是

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男生比較有運動細胞,好嗎?
這是基本常識

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不是,那是性別歧視

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杜絕性別歧視是我的競選政見重點

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她們想要用足球場
發表無聊的政治觀點

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我不知道烤豬跟教育課程有什麼關係

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- 說得好
- 給一個人一條魚

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他隔天就會挨餓

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- 不過教一個人捕魚...
- 是豬

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如果男生覺得他們這麼有運動細胞

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就來場男女對抗賽啊

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踢一場足球
贏的人就可以挑運動場地

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好啊,誰怕誰

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準備睜大眼睛看好
真正的運動員怎麼運用身體

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把那隻豬抬走,我們場上見

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明天中午

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不准給我拖延

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好,出去...

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- 烤豬肉還剩很多
- 提莫西,謝謝

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好吃

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{\an8}好好吃

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(她的歉意是真心的
投給艾茉莉,投票創造改變)

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- 有貼直嗎?我看不出來
- 我想要找人做競選徽章

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還有人戴徽章嗎?

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我很樂意把你的臉
別在我身上任何地方

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任何地方?

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你不行拿性輔幫當平臺

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為何不行?我是臭圖婊

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有我才有性輔幫

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你想要獨占功勞,我們都有出力

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大家抖出你的惡行惡狀

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還有鳥魔人留言
你還覺得你有機會勝選

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- 就是腦袋有洞
- 什麼留言?

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不要聽她亂講

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57則留言

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開什麼玩笑,你是政治毒藥

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你真的覺得大家會投給

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在家居賣場的展示馬桶大便的人?

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你會分散選票

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我們兩個都競選的話
蛛哥躺著也會當選

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莎夏,我會好好想一想,很謝謝你

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那個鳥魔人留言沒有說錯

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你真是很自私

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那你跟艾茉莉復合了?

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我才不信他們貼的那些東西

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我不是說那個

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我們聊過的那件事呢?

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你打算裝作沒事嗎?

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- 對,差不多
- 很好

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還真健康

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留言增加到68則,我是怪物

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你只是沒有人緣

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好消息是如果回頭追溯資料到七年級

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就可以清楚列出嫌疑人名單

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要從哪開始查?

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高田茉琳是誰啊?

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她出院的時候你拿雞蛋丟人家

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我好壞

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她只是割盲腸而已

240
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有什麼好大驚小怪

241
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我們要系統性查一遍名單

242
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找出誰最有可能瘋傳照片

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我打算今晚去盤問第一個嫌疑人

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誰想要跟我去?

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隨便你,愈快查出鳥魔人的身分

246
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你的競選活動才能愈快開始

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小艾,不要緊張

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馬拉凱知道你是好人

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留言滿天飛,他怎麼可能信我?

250
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我只要不去想那些負面聲浪

251
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讓他知道我其實很可愛

252
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讓他欲罷不能的小可愛

253
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好浪漫

254
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好啦,就把他鎖在房間

255
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鎖到他接受你是好人?

256
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我愛你

257
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歡迎來到密室逃脫

258
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這場驚險冒險
有刺激的九彎十八拐等著你

259
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糟糕,哈妮杜小姐的玩具店

260
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最近發生很多離奇的怪事

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你們是我們信任的靈異偵探

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特地來這裡解開謎案

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法律規定要填
這張公共意外責任同意書

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填好再交回來

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說不定瓦迪亞和米契偵探也能解開

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誰在講你壞話的謎團

267
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可以不要講那件事嗎?

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是羅溫

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是農場哥
他沒有穿皮革套褲都認不出來

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機車的人才會那樣說,我不會

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叫他一起來玩吧

272
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現在從射精幫把他救出來還不算太晚

273
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好啊

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羅溫,過來

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還以為你要為明天的比賽
跟射精王一起練球

276
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沒有,我要打工,才剛下班

277
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太好了

278
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我跟馬拉凱要進去玩
要不要一起來?

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不用了

280
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- 我很爛
- 沒關係,我會幫你

281
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會很好玩的

282
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逃脫大師胡迪尼出現了

283
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還以為你翹辮子了

284
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我還活蹦亂跳的

285
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所以你不接道格的電話是有別的原因

286
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道格在蹲苦牢,很需要大家關心

287
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不需要囉哩囉嗦的三八
一看到好貨色就甩掉他

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不是那樣的

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達倫,那是怎樣?

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請你解釋一下

291
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我沒有記錯的話
你跟我孫子說過你愛他

292
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他最需要你的時候你就消失不見

293
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對不起,只是...

294
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最近發生很多事

295
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不知道你在對我哭個什麼勁

296
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也許你...可以告訴他

297
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不管你對道格有什麼感覺

298
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都不關我的事

299
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可是你至少應該給他一個解釋

300
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,880
不要讓那個可憐的孩子
被甩得不明不白

301
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,840
可以搭便車嗎?

302
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,880
你聽過“禍水妞”這個詞嗎?

303
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{\an8}5塊98

304
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好,那跟恐怖娃娃腳上的數字一樣

305
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,480
現在把那個密碼輸入收銀機

306
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拿到鑰匙了

307
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- 對
- 好耶

308
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有人看到鎖嗎?

309
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娃娃屋後面呢?

310
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我很確定娃娃屋釘死在牆上

311
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- 找到了
- 漂亮

312
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看合不合

313
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麻煩你去另一個房間拿地圖
說不定會用到

314
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有曲柄...

315
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要轉是不是?

316
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過來

317
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,000
我喜歡我們像這樣一起玩

318
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你們呢?

319
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開門

320
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門鎖住了

321
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再轉一下曲柄

322
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二號房間

323
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你們分散的話就要找到暗門密碼

324
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重新打開暗門,繼續這場遊戲

325
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有沒有提示?

326
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,600
密碼不在娃娃屋後面

327
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其實你穿這樣滿好看的

328
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,080
襯衫好像是我的,整身都是我的衣服

329
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應該是吧

330
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你原本可以接我的電話

331
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,160
我知道,對不起

332
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,760
你現在忙著現實生活的事吧

333
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,080
你就是我的現實生活

334
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,440
你跑去哪?

335
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,360
- 我需要時間想一想
- 想什麼?

336
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,440
想...這件事

337
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,160
你被抓來關的原因

338
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,880
達倫,我沒有騙你,我不知道...

339
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,720
我知道你說過的話,只是...

340
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,840
我還不是很了解真正的你

341
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,760
我很想知道

342
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,400
你還想知道什麼?

343
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,360
那天晚上的事我都跟你說了

344
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:54,920
是嗎?

345
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,960
沒有隱瞞?

346
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,040
- 你可以跟我說實話
- 我在說實話

347
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,080
你幹麼突然覺得我在騙你?

348
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,320
我只是...

349
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,040
我要知道你沒有...

350
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,079
沒有什麼?我有沒有做嗎?

351
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,359
你覺得我會像他們一樣侵犯哈波

352
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:18,920
不知道你幹麼還來

353
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,560
請你不要生氣

354
00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:23,720
我愛你

355
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:26,560
你把我想成那種人,怎麼可能愛我?

356
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280
我們玩完了

357
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,280
有個娃娃剛才好像對我眨眼睛

358
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,640
你很會玩密室逃脫嘛

359
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,480
有嗎?

360
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,200
我好像害我們被困在裡面

361
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,200
我是說在被困住之前

362
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,560
我跟一個男生交往過一陣子
他很喜歡玩

363
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,680
我有學到幾招吧

364
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,520
是喔

365
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,600
你...你喜歡男生

366
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,280
不只是男生

367
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
你不會覺得怪怪的吧?
我離開杜波就不去想了

368
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,480
完全不會,怎麼可能

369
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,080
我其實跟一個男生玩過一次3P

370
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,880
很娘...

371
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,200
先生,佩服佩服

372
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,440
我好像找到幸運匕首

373
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,120
不過搞不好只是一支怪筆

374
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,280
對不起

375
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,480
沒有想到會那麼難玩

376
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,080
- 很好玩
- 對,我們很厲害

377
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,200
要不要去吃東西?

378
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,960
好啊,你想不想去吃東西?

379
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,200
我好累,想說我們兩個去吃一吃就好

380
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,760
反正我也要走了

381
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,480
謝謝你們陪我玩

382
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,920
明天球場上見

383
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,200
- 好耶,我來叫車
- 好

384
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,680
沒有人逼你去做

385
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,800
不管你做出什麼決定

386
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,000
我們都會繼續過日子

387
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,400
不過不要這麼快放棄道格

388
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,080
我想是因為...

389
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,320
我們其實認識的時間不久

390
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,200
這樣想就好多了

391
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,400
現在結束了...

392
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,000
知不知道我們怎麼會養阿魯嗎?

393
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,960
那隻鴨子?

394
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,640
道格的舅舅有個...

395
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,880
他們說是農場

396
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,400
可是我覺得他們在那裡製毒

397
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,360
養一堆動物當掩護

398
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,400
雞、馬、豬都有養

399
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400
那裡臭翻天

400
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,160
有一天我們去那裡,道格當時很小

401
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,120
看到旁邊有一群小鴨

402
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,920
他的表哥正要浸死牠們

403
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,040
道格就很安靜

404
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,680
默默走到我旁邊,眼裡含著淚水

405
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,040
他問我可不可以把小鴨都帶回去養

406
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,240
我叫他不要傻了,我們住在國宅

407
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,800
他的小手牽著我的手說

408
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,960
“外婆,可不可以救一隻就好”

409
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,480
雖然他老做傻事

410
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,800
那個孩子不忍心看到另一個生命痛苦

411
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,680
那是我認識的他

412
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,840
總之呢

413
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,520
我們就這樣養了一隻鴨子

414
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,120
這本好看嗎?

415
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,520
還沒有看

416
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,520
過來坐下

417
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,040
我想要伸展一下

418
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,200
那個密室超窄的

419
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,000
我可以幫你按摩

420
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,040
沒關係,我想要放鬆筋膜

421
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,240
你有沒有小球,像網球那種?

422
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,840
沒有,但是我可以幫你按摩蛋蛋
讓你暫時忘掉痠痛

423
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,200
我在等你

424
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,120
被你的弟弟妹妹聽到怎麼辦?

425
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,600
這是一種學習經驗

426
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,480
好噁心

427
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200
{\an8}(法律扶助網)

428
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,280
{\an8}我沒有辦法

429
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,080
{\an8}(法律服務管道,一般資訊)

430
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,680
(執業律師名單、刑事律師名單)

431
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,720
這個留言區好扯

432
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,240
艾茉莉真的殺掉別人的小鳥?

433
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,080
不要看手機,做點有意義的事

434
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,200
法律扶助是什麼?

435
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,000
請不起律師的窮人家就要法律扶助

436
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,840
你又不是窮人家

437
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,760
- 艾茉莉,你有什麼毛病?
- 你老是...

438
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,040
他們在吵什麼?

439
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,120
他們要做愛愛的事怎麼辦?

440
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,160
所以才要你戴耳機

441
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,280
你整天都怪怪的,一看就知道有事

442
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,720
你看到鳥魔人留言就覺得我很機車

443
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,320
艾茉莉,我說過我不在乎那種事

444
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:05,000
我有別的事,跟你鬧的事無關

445
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,480
什麼事?

446
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,800
你不在乎,那幹麼不理我?

447
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,320
看吧,我就知道你在乎

448
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,200
你老是這個樣子

449
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,040
沒有的事就愛小題大做

450
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,640
我只想要聊聊天,沒有壓力

451
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,760
哪有壓力,壓力在哪?

452
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,800
- 我們這叫什麼?
- 你是大白痴

453
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,080
說實話,我...現在不想跟你吵

454
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,160
搞什麼?

455
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:40,760
我說我會丟,現在就拿去丟

456
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,840
白痴

457
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,840
莎夏,不要走那麼快

458
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,920
你來幹麼?

459
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,480
昨天晚上8點20分

460
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,920
你有合理的不在場證明嗎?

461
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,120
- 什麼?
- 昨天晚上你在哪?

462
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,680
對了,我有錄音,照規矩來

463
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,840
錄音中

464
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,280
我在電影院,那跟你沒有關係

465
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,480
有人可以證明嗎?

466
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,920
你不可以進來

467
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,840
- 看什麼電影?
-《奶牛陰謀》

468
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,880
看完我再也不跟吃起司的人說話

469
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,200
- 看幾點的?
- 7點45分

470
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,040
你還好嗎?

471
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,200
我會再找你

472
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,760
好喔

473
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,360
{\an8}(我的性輔課時代)

474
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,760
{\an8}(做愛不澳足)

475
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,360
{\an8}精王們,這場比賽很重要

476
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,280
{\an8}(射精王)

477
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,520
{\an8}今天不只是要贏球

478
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,480
{\an8}知道嗎?

479
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,960
{\an8}- 今天贏球是象徵...
- 男生勝利

480
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,440
{\an8}對,男生勝利

481
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,960
{\an8}要讓性輔幫慘電你們嗎?

482
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,880
{\an8}不要

483
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,600
對,今天要捍衛我們男人的地位

484
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,920
- 對
- 對嗎?

485
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,040
今天贏球就是朝勝選邁進一步

486
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,200
這樣我才能讓大家聽到我們的聲音

487
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,080
我們就可以率性做自己

488
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,360
要讓這幾個呆瓜
搶走我們基本的校權嗎?

489
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,040
我們跟那些豬頭一樣有權
使用運動設施

490
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,240
男生可以優先使用運動場地
就因為他們有雞雞

491
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,640
- 是什麼屁話
- 跨性別恐懼

492
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,840
- 我們要容忍嗎?
- 不要

493
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,240
- 我說我們要容忍嗎?
- 不要

494
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,720
好,那就上場給他們好看

495
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,840
要聊聊昨天的事嗎?

496
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,240
沒有什麼好說的

497
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,240
我不知道我們在吵什麼

498
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,640
可以跟我說嗎?

499
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,960
難道每天都要聊心事嗎?

500
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,720
你的口氣跟那群射精王蠢蛋沒有兩樣

501
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,360
說不定他們不是真的蠢

502
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,400
你這麼喜歡他們就加入他們

503
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,200
- 搞不好我會
- 你應該去

504
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,360
好啊

505
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,440
我去

506
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,120
把球傳給他

507
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,680
怎麼了?

508
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,680
他不可以那樣

509
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,520
漂亮,歡迎加入球隊

510
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,520
你看

511
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320
我全身抹滿豬油

512
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,760
沒有人會鏟我的球

513
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,400
規定不可以撞人,豬頭

514
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,800
男生加油

515
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,760
馬拉凱退出,我可以踢中場

516
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,480
其實小哈...

517
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,320
你不用勉強上場

518
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,120
- 什麼?
- 你確定要上場?

519
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,080
對,怎麼了?

520
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,480
男生衝過來可能會讓你想起不好的事

521
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,920
沒關係,我要上場

522
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,560
有也是那群笨蛋應該怕我

523
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,720
(射精鎮的精王
不是所有男人都這樣)

524
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,360
射精王萬歲

525
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,440
哈波

526
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,680
不要碰她,她會讓你被抓去關

527
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,640
哈波是浪女

528
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,920
{\an8}(射精王22分,性輔幫14分)

529
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,400
非常好

530
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:43,160
- 艾茉莉瓦迪亞,加油
- 盯死他,艾茉莉

531
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,200
加油

532
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,840
{\an8}他說

533
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,240
男性特質概述課

534
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,000
主要是講愛

535
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,920
好像是

536
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,680
還是在講學習?

537
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,440
這整件事都是亂來

538
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,560
這真的是解決衝突的好方式嗎?

539
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,200
搞什麼?

540
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,880
- 她在哭嗎?
- 愛哭包,滾出場

541
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,400
{\an8}(射精王加油、性輔幫硬起來)

542
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,640
蛛哥,加油

543
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,760
用心踢,我要看到努力

544
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,320
那個賤貨哈波人人騎

545
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,120
浪女,滾開

546
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,320
瘋婆子

547
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,600
去他的

548
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,240
把她拉走

549
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,680
幫我拿著

550
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,280
謝謝,休息五分鐘,好嗎?

551
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,960
發什麼神經

552
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,320
不用休息,我很好

553
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,160
好,那告訴我你幹麼想要

554
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,520
徒手打死安東尼沃恩?

555
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,920
哈波,怎麼了?

556
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:20,000
你站在那邊告訴我你很好

557
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,120
可是我剛看到場上那個女生
情緒相當激動

558
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,520
- 所以呢?
- 所以...

559
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,800
我想要幫助那個女生,她不願意接受

560
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,400
你真的想要幫我?

561
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,040
就不要讓大家覺得我是玻璃心

562
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,640
給我一點錢,我才能買像樣的衣服

563
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,960
穿去出庭
才不會看起來像可憐的受害者

564
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:47,960
還是給我車子
去律師辦公室就不用換兩班公車

565
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,800
還是幫我找不會講我冷漠的律師

566
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,120
還是幫我找住的地方
才不用占用艾茉莉的家

567
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,960
怎麼樣?

568
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,800
莎夏在說謊
《奶牛陰謀》是2017年推出

569
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,200
沒有戲院放映,她在隱瞞事情

570
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,480
你的垃圾袋有什麼寶藏?

571
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,800
那家有人在用痔瘡膏用很凶

572
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,240
好東西,給我

573
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,600
莎夏,謝啦

574
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,080
性輔幫,加油

575
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,800
{\an8}(射精王62分,性輔幫58分)

576
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,280
精王們加油,時間剩下30秒

577
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,680
- 豁出去踢
- 加油啊

578
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,880
這裡...

579
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,720
快踢球

580
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,480
- 米希,快啊
- 米希,加油

581
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,080
太好了

582
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,720
(射精王最會射、性輔幫撩起來)

583
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:44,960
非常好

584
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,960
不是,我們應該占領淋浴間

585
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,480
讓他們在廁所洗蛋蛋

586
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,360
你有沒有看到他們的表情?

587
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,880
- 呆精王
- 就是啊

588
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,880
很高興透過體育活動解決這次衝突

589
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,040
不過校園還有很多安全空間可以...

590
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,240
柔伊,有什麼要補充?

591
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,600
這裡是安全空間嗎?

592
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,520
希望如此

593
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,120
還是只是鼓勵青少年愛愛的空間?

594
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,240
我不會那樣說

595
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,080
老師,不好意思

596
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,160
我覺得柔伊跟她的禁慾姐妹
走錯教室了

597
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,360
我們的性態度都很正面

598
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,280
我也是

599
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,600
無意義的愛愛一定會讓你覺得很空虛

600
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,760
- 那是你的看法
- 沒錯

601
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,440
我沒有開機...56天了

602
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,280
感覺好棒

603
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,000
沒有自摸,沒有愛愛

604
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,320
- 那是什麼?
- 這在抖音很紅

605
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,360
禁慾會讓腦袋變得更清晰
提升體力...

606
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,880
我看過抖音影片說
性高潮其實可以增加

607
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,800
免疫系統和心血管的健康

608
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,240
請大家不要再看抖音影片自己當醫生

609
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,360
那就太好了

610
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,400
我變得更快樂,自我價值感也更強烈

611
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,000
我有穩定交往的男朋友
菲利斯,他在12年級

612
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,400
他要看我青春的肉體

613
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,680
要等到我確定他愛我赤裸的靈魂

614
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,160
拜託

615
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,880
所以我不會遇到那種不幸的狀況

616
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,240
不像某些女生

617
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,200
- 柔伊,閉嘴啦
- 說話給我小心點

618
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,560
讓她說下去

619
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,680
我只是說說,如果你表現出來

620
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,160
是那種愛玩3P的女生

621
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,440
完全沒有自我價值感
愛亂搞別人的男朋友...

622
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,560
然後怎樣?

623
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,400
好,夠了

624
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,720
再見

625
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,840
我都幫自己人說話

626
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
可是你現在讓我很難做

627
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,120
不是黑人都有血緣關係吧

628
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,000
對,司康食譜快點還給我媽

629
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,280
幹麼每次都要提到這件事?

630
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,200
你明知道是家傳食譜

631
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,080
你還好嗎?

632
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,600
- 媽?
- 我是哈波

633
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,320
你敢來踢我的蛋蛋

634
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,720
我會大叫護士

635
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,200
不要說了

636
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,640
對不起,抓你的頭撞地

637
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,520
沒關係

638
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,920
身邊的人講話都怕刺到我

639
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,120
好像我是什麼怪人
我只想要過正常生活

640
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,360
像去派對

641
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,679
抽電子菸,到草叢吐
還有跟不對的人打炮

642
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:28,040
我...有點暴走吧

643
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,520
沒錯

644
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,120
如果你在想我怎麼這麼油亮

645
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,400
只是豬油而已

646
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,040
其實我在想

647
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,960
你全身抹油滿帥的

648
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,800
- 這樣不太好
- 怎麼說?

649
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,520
- 你好像有點...
- 有點怎樣?

650
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:20,760
不穩定

651
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,680
對不起,那樣說可能不太恰當

652
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,440
你現在可能不太清楚自己要什麼?

653
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,320
哈波,我很想要

654
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,280
真的

655
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,080
只是...

656
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,120
我覺得你不是真的想要

657
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,360
我記得喬喬說過

658
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,760
碰到你情我願的時候

659
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,560
一定要考慮到整個情況

660
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,680
不單只是對方說出的話

661
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,920
阿安,不錯喔

662
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,880
看看你難得一次當好人

663
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,960
現在足球場歸性輔幫管

664
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,600
我看在那裡打盹好了

665
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,120
很高興知道你這麼會利用東西

666
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,320
快滾

667
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,360
你...

668
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,800
今天在場上表現得很好

669
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,200
真的

670
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:40,600
好

671
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,160
豬頭,再見,快走

672
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,680
我不知道發生什麼事
可是我應該知道

673
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,680
你到底想不想要跟我在一起?

674
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,680
這個問題很簡單

675
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,040
我...

676
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,320
艾茉莉,我很在乎你

677
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,520
真的,只是...

678
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,800
還有其他的事

679
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,000
好像每件事...都不對

680
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:20,760
拜託你不要走

681
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,200
我...

682
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,000
我們慢慢來好不好?

683
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,280
就順其自然

684
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,280
暫時退回朋友的位置

685
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,480
可以嗎?

686
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,440
可以

687
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,560
- 好
- 好嗎?謝謝

688
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,960
我就知道你會懂

689
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,760
這個東西你有沒有印象?

690
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,160
嚇死我了,你想要怎樣?

691
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,520
回答問題就好

692
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,960
這是收據

693
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,600
沒錯,我上網用翻譯軟體查過

694
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,920
這是幸運鴨的收據

695
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,600
幸運鴨是馬魯布拉的一間網咖

696
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,680
發布公共留言的完美地點

697
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,760
IP位址沒有辦法追蹤

698
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,360
不得不佩服你的狡猾
不過狐狸尾巴露出來了

699
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,800
就是為了這件事?

700
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,600
你覺得是我開始留言的?

701
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,600
你有動機

702
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,000
- 艾茉莉是你的競爭對手
- 對,可是我不是神經病

703
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,680
還有網路翻譯軟體都亂翻

704
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,360
這上面寫好運鴨

705
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,920
好運鴨

706
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,760
是馬特拉維爾的一間餐廳

707
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,960
這句是指蒜蓉醬蒸青菜

708
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,120
我犯什麼罪?

709
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,240
吃一頓飯?

710
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,320
鮮美多汁的中國菜?

711
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,360
可是你幹麼要騙我說你在電影院?

712
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,680
好運鴨

713
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,840
- 你不是吃素嗎?
- 我是

714
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,400
奎妮,你吃過那隻鴨
才知道什麼叫鴨肉

715
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,280
還有我一年只去一次

716
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,640
你不是鳥魔人

717
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,520
你只是雙面人

718
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,160
拜託不要說出去

719
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,680
我剛才把莎夏劃掉,她不是鳥魔人

720
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,800
是喔,很好

721
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,760
就是說我的紅色名單只剩下七個人

722
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,640
我的紅色名單都是頭號嫌疑人

723
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,440
怎麼了?

724
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,800
“有時候人要浴火才能重生”

725
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,920
什麼意思?

726
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,800
意思是鳥魔人還沒有放過我

727
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,520
我決定要原諒你

728
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,480
以前有人像你這樣出賣我們
早就沒命了

729
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,560
媽的,我懂

730
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,200
捅出婁子,情緒很激動

731
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,280
你搞砸了

732
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,160
小子,話說回來

733
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,760
你跟我一起經歷過太多事

734
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,280
不能讓這事影響我們的關係

735
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
我們是家人

736
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,600
金哥,別人才不鳥你

737
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,000
你以為他們會罩你
可是一有事就跑光光

738
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,280
我跟你

739
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,040
我們是共患難的兄弟

740
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,000
小子,快笑一個

741
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,040
等這件事結束,我會等著迎接你回家

742
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,360
如果我撤告,你覺得有人會生氣嗎?

743
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,760
反正怎樣都會有人生氣

744
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,640
小哈,這是你的人生,不是別人的

745
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,160
不用向任何人解釋

746
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,960
誰管別人怎麼想?

747
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,440
我只關心你的想法

748
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,400
很好,因為你是我的英雄

749
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,960
所以

750
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,040
你想要怎樣?

751
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,320
我...

752
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,080
想要忘掉這件事,好好過我的生活

753
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,680
我想要撤告

754
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,520
很好

755
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,880
討厭,這是大事

756
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,520
很大條

757
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,600
對現在來說太大了
你跟馬拉凱怎麼了?

758
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,080
不要談那件無聊的事
你不用聽我說個沒完

759
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,720
發生那麼多事後

760
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,240
我只想要再聊聊青少年的蠢事

761
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,680
說吧,每個無聊的小細節都要說

762
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,360
- 你確定要聽?
- 對

763
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,840
愈平常愈好

764
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,200
好吧,那...

765
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,800
你來幹麼?

766
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,280
我只是...

767
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,320
我很想...

768
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,440
我想要買木材

769
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,320
你來對地方了

770
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,160
這裡有結構用木材

771
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,920
輕木、桃花心木

772
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,720
房屋構架最常用的是松木

773
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,320
你是不是要找那種木材?

774
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,720
可是我覺得你好像沒有在聽

775
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,120
我...

776
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,800
不知道我來幹麼

777
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,720
我只是...

778
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,000
我想要見你

779
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,120
我在這裡

780
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,840
對,沒錯

781
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,000
(哈維咖啡館餐車
1945年開業)

782
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,680
(外婆:打給我,有消息)

783
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,800
好,道德上來說

784
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,200
我沒有辦法給你錢、房子或車子

785
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,280
可是我會教你怎麼靠自己生活

786
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,200
什麼?

787
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,520
最近有人跟我說過這句話

788
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,680
好,上高速公路的時候

789
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,200
油門不要踩太用力

790
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,720
我已經被違規記兩點

791
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,200
你滿意自己的決定嗎?

792
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,760
很滿意

793
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,680
你快樂才是最重要的

794
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,200
我知道大家都很想要我出庭

795
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,520
可是我想要我的人生更有意義

796
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:30,160
對,這個重大決定只有你可以下

797
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,720
好了哈波,不要給我燒胎,謝謝

798
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,040
有我在旁邊

799
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,720
好,對

800
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,240
做得很好,非常好

801
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,800
做得...好

802
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,320
(自動門,請注意)

803
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,480
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