1 00:00:19,043 --> 00:00:20,603 I met Harper when I was five. 2 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,163 What's that? 3 00:00:23,243 --> 00:00:24,563 It's a crocodile. 4 00:00:26,523 --> 00:00:27,723 It's shit. 5 00:00:28,523 --> 00:00:30,323 We've been best friends ever since. 6 00:00:32,723 --> 00:00:35,163 -Nobody could come between us. -Stop it. 7 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,482 We've always been each other's ride or dies. 8 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:38,803 One, two, three! 9 00:00:40,763 --> 00:00:43,043 We were super into romance 10 00:00:43,123 --> 00:00:45,403 because we didn't have any in our own lives. 11 00:00:46,683 --> 00:00:48,283 We liked to watch people. 12 00:00:48,363 --> 00:00:49,683 Not in a creepy way. 13 00:00:49,763 --> 00:00:52,443 "I swear to God, Jessica, you know I'm good for it." 14 00:00:53,283 --> 00:00:57,083 "If you touch her again I'll fuckin' smash ya, ya cheatin' dog." 15 00:00:57,163 --> 00:00:59,043 -"No babe, I'm fuckin'--" -"Kiss me." 16 00:00:59,123 --> 00:01:00,683 Maybe in a creepy way. 17 00:01:02,883 --> 00:01:05,123 I guess that's how the Incest Map came about. 18 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:09,562 It was about who hooked up with who in our year and what they did. 19 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:15,963 Nobody knew about it. It was just me and Harper. 20 00:01:22,643 --> 00:01:24,203 Some were hookups we'd seen… 21 00:01:32,563 --> 00:01:34,723 Some were hookups we'd heard about. 22 00:01:35,323 --> 00:01:36,283 Oh. 23 00:01:42,443 --> 00:01:45,843 Amerie. Hello? 24 00:01:45,923 --> 00:01:49,243 And some were hookups we hoped would come to pass. 25 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,403 Amerie! Stop staring at Dusty. 26 00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,563 You're obsessed. 27 00:01:59,643 --> 00:02:01,043 Destined. 28 00:02:02,843 --> 00:02:04,403 I just don't get it. 29 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:08,523 We were going to own this year. Together. 30 00:02:10,523 --> 00:02:15,563 Then, one minute we were at the festival, the next minute, the bitch blew it all up! 31 00:02:16,123 --> 00:02:19,483 I don't need your life story, dear. Just tell me what happened today. 32 00:02:35,003 --> 00:02:38,163 In the face! Cheese single in the face. 33 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:39,603 Mum! 34 00:02:41,883 --> 00:02:44,963 Can you tell him to stop making dumb TikToks of me? 35 00:02:45,043 --> 00:02:47,683 Hang on. What's that? What's going on? What's all this? 36 00:02:47,763 --> 00:02:49,083 It's makeup, Mum. God. 37 00:02:49,163 --> 00:02:51,643 You look like you come from an unhappy family. 38 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:54,723 Hey. What, do you want people to think we don't love you? 39 00:02:55,323 --> 00:02:57,963 Happy first day back, my sad-looking child! 40 00:02:59,323 --> 00:03:00,483 Hey! 41 00:03:00,563 --> 00:03:01,843 Hello! 42 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,723 -You guys look cute as. -Thank you. 43 00:03:06,763 --> 00:03:07,643 Where's Harper? 44 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:11,043 No idea. Bitch wasn't outside her house. Didn't answer her phone. 45 00:03:11,123 --> 00:03:14,523 Weird. I haven't heard from her since the festival last week. 46 00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:43,123 Nice car, Centrelink. 47 00:03:47,363 --> 00:03:49,323 -What the fuck! -Fuck! 48 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:51,443 -Slut! -Rapist! 49 00:04:19,443 --> 00:04:21,403 I forgot how much I hated it here. 50 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:22,683 Honey, we're home. 51 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,882 Yeah, but still no Harps. 52 00:04:25,803 --> 00:04:27,883 You actually gonna speak to him this year? 53 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,603 Nah, playing it cool. 54 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:31,243 Missing your fourth witch? 55 00:04:31,323 --> 00:04:32,883 Piss off, Spider. 56 00:04:32,963 --> 00:04:35,563 -Ooh! -Hey, Amerie. How're your holidays? 57 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:36,483 Yeah, fine. 58 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:37,883 Cool. 59 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:42,603 Dusty spoke to me! 60 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:48,523 "Dusty spoke to me." What a pick-me bitch. Also rude. 61 00:04:48,603 --> 00:04:49,723 Maybe she didn't see us. 62 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:52,203 Oh, please. Check the material. 63 00:04:52,283 --> 00:04:55,123 We are beautiful, exquisite jellyfish. 64 00:04:55,203 --> 00:04:56,443 Of course they saw us. 65 00:04:58,083 --> 00:04:59,763 -He didn't! -He's been here all summer. 66 00:05:01,243 --> 00:05:03,803 -Do you know where head office is? -Head office… 67 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:05,883 Who's that? 68 00:05:06,803 --> 00:05:08,523 Oh, fresh blood. 69 00:05:08,603 --> 00:05:09,843 Handsome. 70 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:13,123 He's kind of cute. You know, I see it. 71 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:14,803 Hmph. 72 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:20,283 Oi! There's a fully-gacked sex map in the old stairwell. 73 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:21,963 It's called the Incest Map! 74 00:05:22,043 --> 00:05:23,283 -What? -Sex map? 75 00:05:23,363 --> 00:05:24,363 Oh, my God. 76 00:05:29,043 --> 00:05:29,963 Oh, shit. 77 00:05:31,323 --> 00:05:32,683 Move. Hurry up. 78 00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:38,763 No! 79 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,883 What in Kids Helpline? 80 00:05:47,923 --> 00:05:48,763 A wristy! 81 00:05:51,963 --> 00:05:53,963 Everyone who's fucked everyone. 82 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:56,203 Couldn't walk for three days. That's true. 83 00:05:58,723 --> 00:06:01,523 -Cum queen! -Jenny got fisted! Jesus. 84 00:06:01,603 --> 00:06:02,923 Mary Good's a screamer. 85 00:06:03,003 --> 00:06:04,443 We knew that already anyway. 86 00:06:04,523 --> 00:06:06,523 Damn, check Sasha's body count. 87 00:06:08,403 --> 00:06:11,003 Oh, my God. What? 88 00:06:12,043 --> 00:06:15,243 You scissored Greta Bathgate? Before or after we broke up? 89 00:06:15,323 --> 00:06:16,323 I don't remember. 90 00:06:16,403 --> 00:06:17,643 You don't remember? 91 00:06:17,723 --> 00:06:20,883 I'm pretty sure we were on a break, but… Wait, Missy. 92 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:22,323 Nah, I need space, man. 93 00:06:23,043 --> 00:06:23,963 Oh, shit. 94 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:28,883 Darren jerked you off? Nice bro. You into dudes now? 95 00:06:28,963 --> 00:06:30,043 A little cheeky, huh? 96 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,443 Who said I'm a dude? 97 00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:32,563 Why didn't you tell us? 98 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:34,123 It's okay. 99 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,323 Quinni, lazy kebab. 100 00:06:39,883 --> 00:06:44,603 That's not true. What's a lazy kebab? Spider, what's a lazy kebab? 101 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,603 Has anyone seen Harper? 102 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:55,523 It's mostly kids from our year level. It must be someone that we know. 103 00:06:56,323 --> 00:06:58,803 It's probably Spider or one of those idiots. 104 00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:00,923 Most of it's bullshit anyway. 105 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,163 Was Greta bullshit? 106 00:07:03,483 --> 00:07:04,883 It's so crazy, right? 107 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:09,323 Holy shit, is that Harps? 108 00:07:10,123 --> 00:07:12,003 -God. Her hair. -Is she okay? 109 00:07:13,923 --> 00:07:15,163 Pack it up, Eleven. 110 00:07:15,243 --> 00:07:18,123 Harper. 111 00:07:18,843 --> 00:07:21,203 Sit down, Amerie. 112 00:07:21,283 --> 00:07:22,643 Yeah, it's weird. 113 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,563 I am a woke woman. 114 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:43,923 I enjoy sex as much as the next person. 115 00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:46,883 -Really don't need to know that. -Yes. 116 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:51,123 But reputation is everything and this map 117 00:07:52,363 --> 00:07:55,003 has jeopardized your reputations 118 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,523 and the reputation of our school. 119 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,323 -On the first day back. -Harper. 120 00:07:59,403 --> 00:08:02,603 We are currently in the process of contacting 121 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:06,243 all the parents of everyone on this map 122 00:08:06,323 --> 00:08:12,403 and have strongly suggested that there are to be no more parties, shindigs or gathos. 123 00:08:13,643 --> 00:08:15,883 You don't have the right to do that, Miss. 124 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:21,323 Hey! Hey! Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. 125 00:08:21,403 --> 00:08:24,323 Alcohol equals poor choices. 126 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,883 The risk-taking behaviors 127 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:31,203 outlined on this map are unacceptable. 128 00:08:31,883 --> 00:08:35,803 Hartley High prides itself on being a safe environment. 129 00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:41,043 But clearly this is a wake-up call that we are not doing enough. 130 00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:44,363 Oh, and we will find out who did this. 131 00:08:46,842 --> 00:08:48,043 Get to class. 132 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,283 Go. 133 00:08:51,803 --> 00:08:53,003 Spider. Did you do it? 134 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,763 Harper! Oi! 135 00:08:55,843 --> 00:08:58,443 Miss Wadia. Come with me. 136 00:09:03,763 --> 00:09:06,883 Well, I've had quite the education this morning, Amerie. 137 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,963 "Wristy"? Oh, right. 138 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,083 "Doughy"? 139 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:16,443 I think I can work out "Tongue punch in the fart box." 140 00:09:17,563 --> 00:09:18,883 I know it was you, Amerie. 141 00:09:18,963 --> 00:09:23,003 One of our maintenance staff saw you in the stairwell multiple times. 142 00:09:24,403 --> 00:09:25,603 Who else was in on it? 143 00:09:26,563 --> 00:09:28,563 Your usual accomplice, Harper? 144 00:09:30,763 --> 00:09:32,203 Nobody else was in on it. 145 00:09:33,763 --> 00:09:36,163 Do you know who I just got off the phone with? 146 00:09:37,563 --> 00:09:41,443 The Guardian, Amerie. The Guardian. 147 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:43,723 Okay? 148 00:09:43,803 --> 00:09:46,203 Were all of these acts consensual? 149 00:09:46,843 --> 00:09:47,683 I guess. 150 00:09:48,243 --> 00:09:50,363 Are your mates using protection? 151 00:09:51,003 --> 00:09:52,163 I don't know. 152 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:57,123 Well, how can you know that Alyssa scissored Nina, 153 00:09:57,203 --> 00:09:59,843 but not know if they're using contraception? 154 00:09:59,923 --> 00:10:02,483 I don't think you have to use contraception 155 00:10:02,563 --> 00:10:04,563 when you scissor someone, Miss. 156 00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:07,403 I'd say that's a very dangerous assumption actually, Amerie. 157 00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:10,603 What do we have to do to get through to you? 158 00:10:10,683 --> 00:10:13,123 We've done the classes. We've watched the videos. 159 00:10:13,203 --> 00:10:18,323 We've had the police consultants in. And yet, here we are with this map. 160 00:10:19,603 --> 00:10:23,843 One foot out of line, one late slip, one phone infraction, 161 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,003 and I will expel you. Understood? 162 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,683 Can I go to class now? 163 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:32,763 Yes, you may. 164 00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:33,683 -Okay. -Wait! 165 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:39,483 You call this the Incest Map. I'm assuming that's just a play on words 166 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:40,483 and not the actual-- 167 00:10:40,563 --> 00:10:41,763 Play on words, Miss. 168 00:10:41,843 --> 00:10:45,843 Okay, good. Now, get out of my office before I do expel you, 169 00:10:45,923 --> 00:10:48,323 by the count of three. One, two, three! 170 00:10:52,123 --> 00:10:52,963 God. 171 00:10:56,883 --> 00:10:59,923 Why haven't you answered my texts? Oi! 172 00:11:00,003 --> 00:11:01,923 Harp! Where have you been? 173 00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:07,243 Firstly, your hair. Extreme, but I love. Secondly, Woodsy knows. 174 00:11:08,563 --> 00:11:11,163 -I didn't tell her about you, don't worry. -I'm not worried. 175 00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:14,803 Thirdly, Dusty spoke to me so we're pretty much dating… 176 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,003 I don't give a shit. 177 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:19,683 What's up with you? Hello. Didn't you hear me? I took the fall for you. 178 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,283 I didn't ask you to do that. 179 00:11:21,363 --> 00:11:23,803 -Shut up. You're my best mate. -Not anymore. 180 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,563 -What are you talking about? -Fuck off. 181 00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:29,883 -Okay, Harper, I don't get it. -Of course you don't. 182 00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:31,203 Well, then tell me. 183 00:11:31,283 --> 00:11:34,203 I said get off me. I'm fucking done with you! 184 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:35,243 Fight, fight, fight! 185 00:11:36,643 --> 00:11:38,443 What the fuck, Harper? Stop! 186 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,563 Why are you doing this? 187 00:11:45,043 --> 00:11:46,203 What's wrong with you?! 188 00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:05,283 Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck. 189 00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:15,363 Bloody love you. 190 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,203 We gotta stick together, yeah? 191 00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:52,123 Why'd she do it? Crazy bitch. 192 00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,803 My mum's gonna kill me 'cause of her. 193 00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:07,003 Oi, Sash! 194 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:11,923 So you've picked her side? 195 00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:16,043 Are you kidding me? Dude, everyone's pissed. 196 00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:18,723 You broke people up. You outed people. 197 00:13:19,403 --> 00:13:21,683 And all of that work Missy and I did to stay friends 198 00:13:21,763 --> 00:13:23,723 after we broke up, that's fucked. 199 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,443 Doesn't mean anything now, because-- 200 00:13:25,523 --> 00:13:26,803 Harper did the map too. 201 00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:30,123 You know, it really shits me 202 00:13:30,203 --> 00:13:32,883 when people can't own up to their own actions. 203 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:38,003 Look, I hope you're okay. I really do. 204 00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:40,563 But that map is real dog, man. 205 00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:44,363 And I just think you need to do some work on yourself. 206 00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:47,043 Like, away from us. 207 00:13:56,163 --> 00:13:58,843 Oh. Excuse me. Do you know what a "Lazy Kebab" is? 208 00:13:58,923 --> 00:14:01,483 Uh-uh-uh. No. Stop asking people that. 209 00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:04,763 Okay. I still don't understand what it is though. 210 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,243 It means giant flaps. 211 00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:10,443 Flaps? 212 00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:15,443 Oh! Like those sorts of flaps. 213 00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:21,563 Spider hasn't seen them. I mean nobody has. 214 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:25,283 Who knows what that incel was thinking? Straight men are a mystery to me. 215 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:29,883 You can look at them for me. 216 00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:31,683 What? 217 00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:32,603 My… 218 00:14:34,243 --> 00:14:35,083 flaps. 219 00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:36,883 Deeply, no. 220 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,803 Okay, but what if they are huge? 221 00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,643 Who cares? More room to put things in it. 222 00:14:40,723 --> 00:14:44,923 Will the following students please meet at Classroom 223 00:14:46,323 --> 00:14:47,923 Amerie Wadia, 224 00:14:49,603 --> 00:14:50,923 Harper McLean, 225 00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:52,923 Sasha So, 226 00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:55,163 Missy Beckett, 227 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,003 Dustin Reid, 228 00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:01,843 Spencer White, 229 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,123 Anthony Vaughn. 230 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:06,883 Sounds like a bunch of dickheads. 231 00:15:06,963 --> 00:15:08,803 Darren Rivers. 232 00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:09,723 Damn it. 233 00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:11,963 -Quinn Gallagher-Jones. -What? 234 00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:16,603 Douglas Piggott, 235 00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:19,123 Malakai Mitchell. 236 00:15:21,883 --> 00:15:24,123 Welcome, welcome. 237 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,323 Missy. Come on, Missy. 238 00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:31,883 -Hi, Miss! -Get down. Thank you. 239 00:15:40,843 --> 00:15:45,763 Map Bitch! 240 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,283 She's not responding. 241 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:49,203 Map Bitch. 242 00:15:52,923 --> 00:15:53,763 What, cunt? 243 00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:56,843 Nice to meet you too. 244 00:15:58,283 --> 00:16:00,083 Come on, Douglas… 245 00:16:00,163 --> 00:16:02,763 Oi, eshay bah! 246 00:16:03,523 --> 00:16:05,083 How was stereo, brah? 247 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,643 -Brah. 248 00:16:10,523 --> 00:16:12,043 So cemetery tomorrow? 249 00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:12,963 Yeah boy. 250 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:14,323 It's gonna be a rager. 251 00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:15,883 Oi, uh, what's the cemetery? 252 00:16:15,963 --> 00:16:17,443 None ya biz, bong water. 253 00:16:17,523 --> 00:16:21,043 Okay. Settle down. Thank you. 254 00:16:21,123 --> 00:16:25,443 Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Josephine Obah, but you can call me Jojo. 255 00:16:25,523 --> 00:16:28,683 Kind of like, "Yo-yo," but J. 256 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:33,323 I'm an English teacher, so I know some of you. 257 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,003 But I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here. 258 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,723 Well, your names were on the map in the stairwell. 259 00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,523 The one that's out of bounds. 260 00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,043 Um, what map? 261 00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:46,523 Okay, very funny. Look, peeps, we're not dumb. 262 00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:48,763 We know a lot of you are sexually active, 263 00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:51,803 but we're concerned this map demonstrates a real lack of respect 264 00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:55,043 for one another when it comes to sexual relationships. 265 00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:57,003 So we want to address it head-on. 266 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,763 This is a special class that aims to give you 267 00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:04,163 clear and accessible information about sex and intimacy-- 268 00:17:04,243 --> 00:17:07,643 A sexual literacy tutorial. 269 00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:10,443 SLT. So we're sluts? 270 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,843 Sluts! Sluts! Sluts! 271 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,963 That's enough. Come on, everyone. 272 00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:20,882 This class will go back to the basics on sex and-- 273 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:25,803 Because clearly, you all have a lot to learn in that department. 274 00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:28,683 It'll happen twice a week, in your own time. 275 00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:29,603 What? 276 00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:30,963 Until-- 277 00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:34,723 No, until we judge that you started to respect each other and yourselves. 278 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,803 You have to attend every class or it'll go on your permanent record. 279 00:17:37,883 --> 00:17:39,643 Wait, we have permanent records? 280 00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,523 This is sex jail! 281 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,923 Thanks a lot, Map Bitch. 282 00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:44,203 -Oi! -Map Bitch. 283 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:49,443 Sorry. Um, it's actually my first day. I don't think I'm supposed to be in here. 284 00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:53,123 Legend! Made it to the map before you even started! 285 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:57,363 -I think we should do the handshake game. -That's not the best one to start with-- 286 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,443 All right, everybody up! 287 00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:02,483 -Up. 288 00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:06,203 Okay, now clear these tables to the side, please. 289 00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:10,363 And lift them, don't scrape them along the floor. 290 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:19,283 Thank you. Now, I want you all to start walking around the room. 291 00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:24,723 -Come on. Walking. 292 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,403 Good, you know how to walk. 293 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:35,083 Now, I want you to choose three other people to start shaking hands with. 294 00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,723 Shaking, shake… Good, you know how to shake. 295 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:46,323 Shaking. 296 00:18:47,283 --> 00:18:48,203 And… 297 00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:49,403 Cool! 298 00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:50,323 …stop. 299 00:18:52,763 --> 00:18:53,643 Spencer, 300 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,443 you have genital crabs. 301 00:18:58,563 --> 00:18:59,723 Checks out. 302 00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:02,723 Not in real life, thank you, Darren, 303 00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:04,723 for the purposes of this game. 304 00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:06,363 Put your hand up, Spencer. 305 00:19:07,323 --> 00:19:08,763 Hand up, Spencer. 306 00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:11,963 Now. 307 00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:16,683 Hands up, who shook hands with Spencer. 308 00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,443 And who shook hands with them? 309 00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:24,403 And who shook hands with them? 310 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,243 And them? 311 00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:32,403 -You all have genital warts. 312 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,403 I thought it was crabs? 313 00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:36,483 Right. Crabs. Thank you, um… 314 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:37,883 Malakai. 315 00:19:37,963 --> 00:19:42,243 Malakai. Thank you. You all have genital crabs. 316 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,283 Except for you, Amerie. Well done. 317 00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:48,363 Now. What does this highlight the need for? 318 00:19:48,443 --> 00:19:50,643 Stay away from Spider, he's chat. 319 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,723 -Fuck off, guys! -No! Condoms. 320 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,043 -Did you? Really? -Yeah. 321 00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,083 What? No. 322 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:08,483 Hey, um, did we hook up? 323 00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:10,163 No. 324 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,363 Yeah, I didn't think so, but it says here-- 325 00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:14,083 It isn't anything, Dusty. 326 00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:18,043 There's like a… It's like a gold line between our names? 327 00:20:18,123 --> 00:20:19,923 Gold line means destined. 328 00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:22,083 Yeah, like destined to be. 329 00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:23,523 She wants you, Dusty. 330 00:20:27,763 --> 00:20:28,643 Simp! 331 00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:32,643 Seriously, what is this map about? 332 00:20:33,203 --> 00:20:34,763 What did you do? 333 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,243 What are they gonna teach us that we don't already know? 334 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,003 Hey. 335 00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,083 You okay? 336 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,523 Fuck right off. 337 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:14,203 Ah, the toilet lunch. I feel you. 338 00:21:17,163 --> 00:21:18,603 I could've been taking a shit! 339 00:21:18,683 --> 00:21:21,323 Well, eating and pooing messes with your digestive tract. 340 00:21:21,403 --> 00:21:23,283 But I'm glad we've had this chance to talk. 341 00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:25,203 Yeah, um, maybe not. 342 00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:28,203 I know how you feel. 343 00:21:28,283 --> 00:21:29,803 I seriously doubt it. 344 00:21:29,883 --> 00:21:32,563 No. Listen, I do, because when I was in Grade 6, 345 00:21:32,643 --> 00:21:33,803 I found a giant gumnut. 346 00:21:33,883 --> 00:21:36,123 I was like, "Giant gumnut!" Was so excited, 347 00:21:36,203 --> 00:21:39,083 showed everybody because it was the best gumnut I'd ever seen. 348 00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:42,083 Turns out it wasn't. It was a piece of solidified dog shit. 349 00:21:42,163 --> 00:21:44,723 I got called Giant Gumnut for the rest of the year. 350 00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:47,283 So I'm guessing that's how you feel now. 351 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,403 Sorry, but can you leave me alone? 352 00:21:53,283 --> 00:21:55,523 -Is this your 13th reason? -What? 353 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,203 Like, are you going to unalive yourself? 354 00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:00,323 No. 355 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,483 Okay. 356 00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:06,283 What do you want? 357 00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:08,443 I just need someone to look at my vagina. 358 00:22:08,523 --> 00:22:12,283 Oh. No. 359 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:16,523 I mean, it is your fault in a way, so if you could just look at it 360 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,763 and tell me if I have a normal kebab or not. Amerie! 361 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:24,123 I love it when toxic bitches enter their flop era. 362 00:22:24,203 --> 00:22:26,403 You can't say that, that's really mean. 363 00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:28,523 She put your flaps on the map. 364 00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:32,363 Yeah, I know. But Spider told everyone. So he's the asshole, not her. 365 00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:36,163 I love you, but that girl has literally never acknowledged our existence. 366 00:22:36,243 --> 00:22:39,043 So? Haven't you ever felt like a complete reject? 367 00:22:39,803 --> 00:22:41,763 Come on, we've got maths. 368 00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:47,963 This is supposed to be the new syllabus, but this is… Wow! 369 00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,923 It's outdated, it's heteronormative-- 370 00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:51,923 Yeah, well, it's what we've got. 371 00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:55,403 Stacy, we have to be clear and honest about sex, otherwise-- 372 00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,843 Yeah, well we can't be seen to encourage it. 373 00:22:57,923 --> 00:22:59,683 But they're already doing it. 374 00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:02,403 Yes, but… 375 00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:07,723 We're the lowest ranking high school in this district. 376 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:12,083 If I don't get our enrollments up next year, then we'll have our funding slashed. 377 00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:17,363 Look, I hear you. I do. But, honestly, I don't think this is going to fix it. 378 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,803 Please. Can we just give it a go? 379 00:23:21,723 --> 00:23:22,803 Jojo? 380 00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:26,203 Give it a go, Jojo. 381 00:23:39,603 --> 00:23:40,763 Yeah. 382 00:23:40,843 --> 00:23:42,003 Hey, Amerie. 383 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,763 Amerie? Hey! 384 00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:47,123 Hey, tough day, huh? 385 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:52,963 Just between us girls, I thought your map was quite beautiful. Poetic, even. 386 00:23:53,043 --> 00:23:56,283 This constellation of connection between you all. 387 00:23:56,763 --> 00:23:57,603 Thanks. 388 00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,283 And just remember, high school… 389 00:24:01,323 --> 00:24:03,443 Yeah, it mostly sucks. 390 00:24:03,523 --> 00:24:06,563 But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay. 391 00:24:06,643 --> 00:24:08,003 Hope you know that. 392 00:24:09,603 --> 00:24:11,003 Are you wagging school? 393 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,643 -No. Yeah. 394 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,083 Bye. 395 00:24:17,963 --> 00:24:19,563 -Oi, Amerie! -Bugger off! 396 00:24:19,643 --> 00:24:22,923 No, no, no, I was just gonna say… Psycho Map Bitch! 397 00:24:25,323 --> 00:24:26,323 Oh. 398 00:25:13,003 --> 00:25:14,963 Thanks for coming by. 399 00:25:15,043 --> 00:25:17,323 I gotta go to training, so I'll see you later. 400 00:26:05,243 --> 00:26:09,723 It's embarrassing, really. Both my parents are stockbrokers, 401 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:12,563 but I really want to earn my own cash, 402 00:26:12,643 --> 00:26:14,643 learn a little bit about business acumen 403 00:26:14,723 --> 00:26:17,083 from someone who knows the ropes, like yourself. 404 00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,283 Is that right? 405 00:26:18,363 --> 00:26:22,283 Uh, I heard a rumor that there's been a ban on hiring students 406 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:24,243 from Hartley High at the moment? 407 00:26:24,323 --> 00:26:27,243 That school's disgraceful. Did you see the news today? 408 00:26:27,323 --> 00:26:30,563 Uh, I did. It's disgusting. 409 00:26:30,643 --> 00:26:33,843 I like your vibe, Darren. I'm going to give you a trial run. 410 00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:34,883 How about tomorrow? 411 00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:37,083 Are you serious? Sick. 412 00:26:38,203 --> 00:26:40,923 I mean, uh, that sounds delightful. 413 00:26:49,963 --> 00:26:52,483 Give me bullet points. I'll work out the book club. 414 00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:55,763 -Hey, babe. How was school? -Illuminating. 415 00:26:55,843 --> 00:26:57,923 -You're around tonight? -Why? 416 00:26:58,403 --> 00:27:01,723 Nothing, just the boys are coming over to watch the game is all. 417 00:27:01,803 --> 00:27:04,483 Mmm. Okay and you want me to not be around? 418 00:27:04,563 --> 00:27:07,003 He always assumes the worst. 419 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,643 They. They. 420 00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:14,403 They! They always assume the worst. 421 00:27:14,483 --> 00:27:17,283 This again. I mean, it's exactly my point. 422 00:27:17,363 --> 00:27:20,323 My mates can't be expected to get their heads around this stuff. 423 00:27:20,403 --> 00:27:21,563 Sorry, what stuff? 424 00:27:21,643 --> 00:27:23,003 The linguistics. 425 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:27,563 "Them." "They." It doesn't make any sense. You know you're not two people, right? 426 00:27:27,643 --> 00:27:29,603 Besides, it breaks all the rules of grammar. 427 00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:33,363 Lucky for you, Bobby, I'm actually focusing on making less and less sense. 428 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:34,523 I don't… What? 429 00:27:34,603 --> 00:27:36,603 Change only comes by breaking the rules 430 00:27:36,683 --> 00:27:39,323 and I'm allowed to change myself at any moment. 431 00:27:39,403 --> 00:27:41,323 Is it really that big a deal? 432 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:46,403 You know, there are children, as we speak, dying in Ethiopia, man. 433 00:27:46,483 --> 00:27:48,883 -Are you hearing this? -Leave me out of it. 434 00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:53,003 Jesus Christ, Mum. I swear to God, you are dick-natized by his pink dick. 435 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:55,563 -Whoa! -Like your father was any better. 436 00:27:56,363 --> 00:27:58,883 There you go. Why don't you stay with him tonight? 437 00:27:58,963 --> 00:28:00,283 No. 438 00:28:00,363 --> 00:28:02,403 Problem solved, honey. Problem solved. 439 00:28:02,963 --> 00:28:05,363 So I have to leave? 440 00:28:05,443 --> 00:28:09,243 Do you really want to watch footy with these dumb-dumbs? Huh? 441 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,603 Enjoy your chicken sandwiches. 442 00:28:13,683 --> 00:28:16,243 -Honey, just come-- -Love you too. Enjoy the game! 443 00:28:16,323 --> 00:28:18,363 All right, let him go. He's fine. 444 00:28:23,323 --> 00:28:25,043 -Hello, Am. -Hey, Justin. 445 00:28:25,123 --> 00:28:26,643 -How are ya? -Ah. 446 00:28:27,203 --> 00:28:30,523 Yeah, I'm good. Um, just wondering if Harper's home. 447 00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:33,403 Uh… No, didn't you see her at school today? 448 00:28:33,483 --> 00:28:34,323 Yes. 449 00:28:35,243 --> 00:28:37,803 But, um, we sort of… 450 00:28:40,043 --> 00:28:42,523 -beat the shit out of each other. 451 00:28:42,603 --> 00:28:43,523 Again? 452 00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:48,803 Well makes sense. Mercury is in retrograde, so… 453 00:28:50,643 --> 00:28:52,763 Don't worry. You'll work it out. Always do. 454 00:28:52,843 --> 00:28:55,283 Yeah, totally. Um… 455 00:28:57,123 --> 00:28:58,203 So, is she here? 456 00:28:58,283 --> 00:28:59,603 I don't know where she is. 457 00:29:04,963 --> 00:29:09,123 Okay, um, well, thanks anyway, J-Dog. 458 00:29:09,203 --> 00:29:10,163 Okay. 459 00:29:10,243 --> 00:29:12,323 -See ya around. -See ya. Take it ease. 460 00:29:13,563 --> 00:29:14,403 I'll try. 461 00:29:26,843 --> 00:29:27,683 Dinner's on. 462 00:29:27,763 --> 00:29:28,723 Lovely. 463 00:29:30,443 --> 00:29:32,163 -I'll start. -Go on. 464 00:29:34,203 --> 00:29:38,323 Today, I'm grateful that we'll be getting to know Harper for the next little while. 465 00:29:40,483 --> 00:29:42,963 I'm grateful for finally getting my tax return in. 466 00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:46,163 I dunno. 467 00:29:46,883 --> 00:29:48,963 Come on, sweetheart. Just one thing? 468 00:29:49,643 --> 00:29:54,443 Uh… Well, I'm grateful for antibiotics because I have a really bad UTI. 469 00:29:55,923 --> 00:29:57,003 Can I have a UTI? 470 00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:58,763 -No. -No, you can't. 471 00:30:00,963 --> 00:30:02,003 Right hand. 472 00:30:02,963 --> 00:30:04,483 That's the Devil's hand. 473 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:08,723 Thank you. 474 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:51,683 -Fuck. 475 00:31:01,363 --> 00:31:02,803 Too many schools have relied 476 00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:06,443 upon pornography being the default educator for too long. 477 00:31:06,523 --> 00:31:08,963 And this is clearly the case with Hartley High, 478 00:31:09,043 --> 00:31:11,883 one of our many high schools in need of a new curriculum. 479 00:31:12,443 --> 00:31:15,243 Where have you been?! I've been trying to call you! 480 00:31:15,723 --> 00:31:17,643 Your school was on the bloody news! 481 00:31:17,723 --> 00:31:19,163 -So. -So? 482 00:31:19,243 --> 00:31:23,283 You made an offensive map, got into a fight, defaced school property twice, 483 00:31:23,363 --> 00:31:24,323 you wagged school-- 484 00:31:24,403 --> 00:31:26,563 I couldn't stay there. You don't understand. 485 00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:28,443 I do. We need to talk about sex. 486 00:31:28,523 --> 00:31:31,323 -We need to talk about sex right now. -Oh, no! No. 487 00:31:31,403 --> 00:31:33,243 -You're grounded! -We don't do that! 488 00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:35,723 We're doing that. We are so doing that! 489 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:48,163 Hey, cutie. 490 00:31:48,683 --> 00:31:49,683 Where's my uniform? 491 00:31:54,283 --> 00:31:55,643 Can I stay the night? 492 00:31:56,683 --> 00:31:58,563 They're not letting guests stay over. 493 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:00,483 Wasn't an issue last week. 494 00:32:01,043 --> 00:32:03,563 Yeah, that's before you took off and stole my shit. 495 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,443 Where's that Maneki Fortune cat? 496 00:32:10,883 --> 00:32:11,723 What's that? 497 00:32:14,283 --> 00:32:15,283 Mmm. 498 00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:18,683 You should probably go. 499 00:32:19,443 --> 00:32:21,723 That's fine. That's fine, Jacob. 500 00:32:21,803 --> 00:32:25,723 Your room smells like cum-socks and corn chip farts anyway. 501 00:32:25,803 --> 00:32:26,643 What? 502 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,243 What?! 503 00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:17,523 Follow these steps for a new you. 504 00:33:17,603 --> 00:33:18,843 One, change your look. 505 00:33:19,883 --> 00:33:22,723 Be careful when trying to drastically change your look. 506 00:33:22,803 --> 00:33:25,523 Once you go there, sometimes you can't go back. 507 00:33:36,323 --> 00:33:38,563 I've got laundry to hang out. 508 00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:41,083 Are you planning to spend all of Saturday in bed? 509 00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:45,323 Oh. You cut your own fringe? 510 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,523 Hashtag major disaster? 511 00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:50,603 No? Nothing? Okay. 512 00:34:06,163 --> 00:34:07,843 That's a good burger. 513 00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:09,923 You haven't even touched your chip bits. 514 00:34:10,003 --> 00:34:10,843 I'm not hungry. 515 00:34:11,643 --> 00:34:13,003 I thought this would cheer you up. 516 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,363 I'm once again asking you to homeschool me. 517 00:34:16,043 --> 00:34:19,403 And I'm once again telling you no. May as well take the chips. 518 00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:22,843 Only deal you're gonna get. Be right back. Good chat. 519 00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:29,323 That's extra sweet and sour sauce for an extra sweet and sour babe. 520 00:34:29,403 --> 00:34:31,363 -Have a nice day. -Thank you. 521 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,363 Oi! No way, Adlay. No freebies. 522 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,282 It's mine. 523 00:34:38,363 --> 00:34:40,123 -You're a delivery driver? -Yeah. 524 00:34:40,682 --> 00:34:44,163 It's good cover and that. And I do a deal on Thursdays, you know. 525 00:34:44,242 --> 00:34:46,563 Half-price ketamine with any family meal combo. 526 00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:49,923 Are you serious? 527 00:34:50,003 --> 00:34:50,843 No. 528 00:34:51,403 --> 00:34:53,643 Okay, the eshay has a sense of humor. 529 00:34:54,323 --> 00:34:57,363 Oi! If anyone asks, I go to Brunos, yeah? 530 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,883 -You, um, going to the cemetery tonight? -Uh, yeah. 531 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,323 Man. See ya there. 532 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:06,283 See ya. 533 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:17,963 Look at the bangs on you, Map Bitch. 534 00:35:25,043 --> 00:35:28,563 -Excuse me. Can I order? -Oh, God, this is just too pathetic. 535 00:35:30,243 --> 00:35:32,203 Someone's going to be right with you. 536 00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:35,603 'Sup, Dora? 537 00:35:40,803 --> 00:35:42,563 Do you want me to fix that for you? 538 00:35:46,323 --> 00:35:47,203 Please. 539 00:35:51,043 --> 00:35:53,923 It's bad, isn't it? Like irreversible bad? 540 00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:57,443 Nah, I shaved off both my eyebrows and they grew back. 541 00:35:58,043 --> 00:35:59,283 Yeah, way less shit. 542 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:03,723 More like heaps less shit, thanks. 543 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:05,923 Why did Harper punch you in the face? 544 00:36:08,683 --> 00:36:09,803 I don't really know. 545 00:36:09,883 --> 00:36:11,363 You must have done something. 546 00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:16,683 We went to a music festival last week. And after that, she just went ghost. 547 00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:23,603 This is classic VIP shit! 548 00:36:25,243 --> 00:36:27,243 Fuck it, I'm getting another drink. 549 00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:30,323 You got into a fight? 550 00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:34,403 Yeah, but I can't remember what it was about. We always fight. 551 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:36,003 When's Harper's birthday? 552 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:37,163 November 21. 553 00:36:37,243 --> 00:36:39,123 Uh-huh. Scorpio. Unsubscribe. 554 00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:40,803 What's yours? 555 00:36:41,523 --> 00:36:42,363 I'm a Virgo. 556 00:36:42,443 --> 00:36:44,603 Mmm. I'm an Aquarius. Quinni's a Libra. 557 00:36:44,683 --> 00:36:45,883 Are we compatible? 558 00:36:46,443 --> 00:36:48,723 Not all queer people are astrology experts. 559 00:36:48,803 --> 00:36:49,683 Oh. Sorry. 560 00:36:49,763 --> 00:36:52,563 I'm kidding, we are. I'm going to need your time of birth 561 00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,643 because if you are a Leo Moon, I'm not messing with you. 562 00:36:58,203 --> 00:36:59,203 Do you feel sad? 563 00:37:00,283 --> 00:37:02,523 -Yeah. -What do feel saddest about? 564 00:37:02,603 --> 00:37:05,363 That you're no longer popular, Harper doesn't want to be friends, 565 00:37:05,443 --> 00:37:06,803 everyone knows you did the map, 566 00:37:06,883 --> 00:37:08,403 or that we're all in sex prison now? 567 00:37:08,483 --> 00:37:10,323 -Or-- -Mm-mmm. Quinni… 568 00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:15,683 -Try scream therapy. -Huh? 569 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,243 Scream therapy. 570 00:37:17,323 --> 00:37:20,483 -You scream your frustrations to the moon. -No. 571 00:37:20,563 --> 00:37:23,523 Yes! You should. It's helped me before. Come on, let's go. 572 00:37:23,603 --> 00:37:25,643 Okay, we're doing it. 573 00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,403 My best friend dumped me! 574 00:37:35,763 --> 00:37:38,443 -Damn, that actually felt good. -Told you. 575 00:37:42,323 --> 00:37:43,643 Oh. Um… 576 00:37:45,883 --> 00:37:48,003 I'm a reject! 577 00:37:51,883 --> 00:37:54,883 I have a lazy kebab vagina! 578 00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:59,603 Right. I'm really sorry about that. I should never have put it on the map. 579 00:37:59,683 --> 00:38:00,643 Spider's a lying dick. 580 00:38:00,723 --> 00:38:03,483 Oh. It's okay. I'm not upset about it anymore. 581 00:38:03,563 --> 00:38:05,483 I just wanted to know if my flaps were too big. 582 00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:07,083 They can't be too big. 583 00:38:07,163 --> 00:38:09,403 My research led me to believe so too. 584 00:38:10,043 --> 00:38:11,883 I'll still look at them if you want me to. 585 00:38:13,443 --> 00:38:15,283 Nah, I'm good. 586 00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:17,083 I used to think you were a bitch. 587 00:38:17,163 --> 00:38:20,203 But getting knocked off your high horse really suits you. 588 00:38:20,283 --> 00:38:23,483 Make the most of it. I'm definitely changing schools. 589 00:38:23,563 --> 00:38:24,883 No, you can't just quit. 590 00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:26,643 Everyone hates me. 591 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,003 We don't hate you. 592 00:38:28,923 --> 00:38:30,603 What's the cemetery thing? 593 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,003 It's where we hang out when our parents are home. 594 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,123 Let's go. 595 00:38:35,403 --> 00:38:36,403 No way. 596 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,803 Why not? Just strut out there and own your shit. 597 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:42,363 Come on, you've got both your eyebrows, a non-shit fringe. 598 00:38:42,443 --> 00:38:43,763 What else do you need? 599 00:38:46,523 --> 00:38:50,483 -Let's get mad! 600 00:39:00,763 --> 00:39:03,283 Okay, there's actually a lot of people here. 601 00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:04,203 I told you! 602 00:39:04,283 --> 00:39:07,083 -It's gonna be really fun. -Just remember what we said. 603 00:39:07,163 --> 00:39:11,403 Just own it. Okay, I've never made an entrance like this before. 604 00:39:14,923 --> 00:39:16,243 We should definitely go. 605 00:39:16,323 --> 00:39:18,443 -No. -Hey, cunt. 606 00:39:19,643 --> 00:39:21,843 My actual name's Malakai, by the way. 607 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,283 Amerie. 608 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:26,163 Yeah. That's been hard to miss. 609 00:39:28,803 --> 00:39:31,083 I feel like everyone is staring at me. Um… 610 00:39:31,163 --> 00:39:34,963 No! No, they're staring at me. What are you talking about? 611 00:39:45,443 --> 00:39:46,763 Come on, let's go. 612 00:40:17,043 --> 00:40:18,363 Okay, I'm confronting him. 613 00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:20,363 Hey, Flaps! 614 00:40:20,443 --> 00:40:21,283 Hey, Spider. 615 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:27,043 Yuck! What is this shit? 616 00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:29,243 Oh. You don't like vaginas? 617 00:40:30,323 --> 00:40:31,963 No, I like vaginas. 618 00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:37,843 Well, you clearly don't know much about them because if you have a look here… 619 00:40:37,923 --> 00:40:41,443 See most vaginas have very pronounced flaps, or labia, and some of them 620 00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:44,603 are even lopsided, where I'm assuming you got "Lazy Kebab" from, 621 00:40:44,683 --> 00:40:46,123 but it's very normal. 622 00:40:46,203 --> 00:40:48,603 You wouldn't know, it's not taught in school much. 623 00:40:48,683 --> 00:40:53,483 -Which is actually very-- -I've seen heaps of vaginas. Thanks. 624 00:40:55,123 --> 00:40:56,083 Okay. 625 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,963 I just assumed, on account of the fact that you were lying about seeing mine, 626 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:02,203 that you were lying about seeing others too. 627 00:41:06,203 --> 00:41:08,683 Look, of course we didn't have sex. 628 00:41:10,403 --> 00:41:12,243 Why would I root a fucknut like you? 629 00:41:13,923 --> 00:41:14,923 Oh, my God! 630 00:41:16,923 --> 00:41:18,123 Quinni! 631 00:41:18,203 --> 00:41:20,923 Oh, my God, that was amazing. 632 00:41:21,003 --> 00:41:23,243 I have never seen him so triggered before. 633 00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:25,403 Thanks, Sasha. 634 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:45,763 Adlay. 635 00:41:48,483 --> 00:41:49,563 -I got the job? -Nice. 636 00:41:52,003 --> 00:41:53,683 Why are you still in school? 637 00:41:54,563 --> 00:41:55,523 Huh? 638 00:41:55,603 --> 00:41:56,443 You repeated. 639 00:41:56,523 --> 00:41:57,363 Yeah. 640 00:41:58,363 --> 00:41:59,363 Because you failed. 641 00:42:00,723 --> 00:42:02,203 -Yeah. -You're 18. 642 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,723 And? 643 00:42:04,803 --> 00:42:06,563 And… Jesus. 644 00:42:07,403 --> 00:42:08,843 Why don't you just drop out? 645 00:42:09,643 --> 00:42:12,483 I mean, you are clearly doing okay for yourself. 646 00:42:16,843 --> 00:42:17,803 I got my reasons. 647 00:42:40,723 --> 00:42:42,683 -Hey. -Hey. 648 00:42:44,283 --> 00:42:45,483 What you up to? 649 00:42:46,003 --> 00:42:48,723 Just processing, you know? 650 00:42:48,803 --> 00:42:49,883 Totally. 651 00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:54,443 I've just been thinking lately, by the time we're 50, 652 00:42:54,523 --> 00:42:57,843 and the planet's been destroyed, what's the point? 653 00:42:59,363 --> 00:43:00,203 Of living? 654 00:43:00,883 --> 00:43:01,923 Yeah. 655 00:43:03,603 --> 00:43:07,483 I have hope, you know. Our generation will fix it. 656 00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:14,123 Eventually. 657 00:43:16,603 --> 00:43:19,003 But I'm a total nihilist too. So, I-- 658 00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:20,043 No, you're not. 659 00:43:24,483 --> 00:43:27,323 So, uh, why were we on that map together? 660 00:43:28,563 --> 00:43:29,723 Um… 661 00:43:30,763 --> 00:43:32,523 Dusty, it was nothing, really. 662 00:43:33,003 --> 00:43:34,963 Okay, it wasn't nothing. 663 00:43:35,043 --> 00:43:39,003 I used to like you, but way back when I was a baby. 664 00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:43,283 Not like a baby, because… But, you know. And then gold meant "destined to be." 665 00:43:43,363 --> 00:43:46,043 See what I mean about being a baby? Who does that? 666 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:48,563 Well, I did it. So stupid. 667 00:43:48,643 --> 00:43:50,203 It really didn't mean anything. 668 00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:00,683 Stupid. 669 00:44:01,483 --> 00:44:05,003 You're so much more interesting now that you've fucked everything up. 670 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,323 Oh, my God. 671 00:44:47,523 --> 00:44:48,563 Oi, can we talk? 672 00:44:48,643 --> 00:44:51,403 Jesus. Let me finish. 673 00:44:54,643 --> 00:44:57,643 Just talk until I can get going again. 674 00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:03,123 Why don't you want to be friends anymore? 675 00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:05,763 After everything, Harp? It's killing me. 676 00:45:09,683 --> 00:45:12,963 I just want to fix it. Please tell me how to fix it. 677 00:45:16,683 --> 00:45:19,043 -What happened to your hair? -I cut it. 678 00:45:19,203 --> 00:45:20,443 -Yourself? -Yes. 679 00:45:20,603 --> 00:45:23,523 I told you no YouTube tutorials. You never listen. 680 00:45:23,603 --> 00:45:25,043 And you never talk. 681 00:45:27,763 --> 00:45:30,603 What happened? We were fine up until the festival. 682 00:45:40,603 --> 00:45:42,723 -I went to your house and you weren't-- -Why? 683 00:45:42,803 --> 00:45:44,243 You weren't talking to me-- 684 00:45:44,323 --> 00:45:47,243 So you stalked my house and harassed my dad? 685 00:45:47,323 --> 00:45:49,043 I didn't harass your dad. 686 00:45:49,123 --> 00:45:52,323 That is such the typical psycho thing for you to do. 687 00:45:52,403 --> 00:45:54,403 You're the psycho. You ruined my life. 688 00:45:54,483 --> 00:45:55,763 Ruined your life? 689 00:45:56,803 --> 00:45:59,643 All this shit, Amerie, 690 00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:03,843 the map, your stupid fucking crush on Dusty, 691 00:46:03,923 --> 00:46:07,123 do you not understand how unimportant it all is? 692 00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:10,123 You're a child. 693 00:46:10,203 --> 00:46:12,283 That's not a reason to dump me. 694 00:46:14,803 --> 00:46:16,523 What's happened to you? 695 00:46:17,723 --> 00:46:18,563 Harper. 696 00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:21,643 I just want to move on. 697 00:46:24,523 --> 00:46:27,083 And I don't want you in my life anymore. 698 00:46:45,883 --> 00:46:46,963 Oh, hang on. 699 00:46:47,043 --> 00:46:48,363 Is it time to go home? 700 00:46:48,443 --> 00:46:50,123 -You don't have to. -Yes, we do. 701 00:46:54,803 --> 00:46:56,403 Let's get the hell out of here. 702 00:46:57,283 --> 00:46:58,603 Tonight was weird anyway. 703 00:46:59,803 --> 00:47:01,443 I'm not gonna let her win. 704 00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:03,323 I'm gonna go back to school. 705 00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,963 And I'm gonna make it my bitch. 706 00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:06,043 -Period. -Period. 707 00:47:40,283 --> 00:47:41,123 Hey! 708 00:47:44,643 --> 00:47:46,483 What the hell are you doing? 709 00:47:47,163 --> 00:47:48,163 Hey, Dad. 710 00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,323 Guys! Cops! 711 00:48:07,443 --> 00:48:09,243 A bit shit that we're littering. 712 00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:10,883 Not the problem right now! 713 00:48:12,003 --> 00:48:13,443 Get back here! 714 00:48:14,003 --> 00:48:14,883 Run! 715 00:48:16,283 --> 00:48:17,683 -Split up! -Wait up! 716 00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:34,163 You okay? 717 00:48:34,243 --> 00:48:37,963 Yeah, I just scraped the shit out of my arm. I'll be fine. 718 00:48:39,643 --> 00:48:40,723 Come on.