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I met Harper when I was five.
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What's that?
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It's a crocodile.
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It's shit.
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We've been best friends ever since.
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-Nobody could come between us.
-Stop it.
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We've always been
each other's ride or dies.
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One, two, three!
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We were super into romance
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because we didn't have any
in our own lives.
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We liked to watch people.
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Not in a creepy way.
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"I swear to God, Jessica,
you know I'm good for it."
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"If you touch her again
I'll fuckin' smash ya, ya cheatin' dog."
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-"No babe, I'm fuckin'--"
-"Kiss me."
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Maybe in a creepy way.
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I guess that's how
the Incest Map came about.
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It was about who hooked up with who
in our year and what they did.
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Nobody knew about it.
It was just me and Harper.
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Some were hookups we'd seen…
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Some were hookups we'd heard about.
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Oh.
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Amerie. Hello?
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And some were hookups
we hoped would come to pass.
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Amerie! Stop staring at Dusty.
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You're obsessed.
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Destined.
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I just don't get it.
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We were going to own this year. Together.
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Then, one minute we were at the festival,
the next minute, the bitch blew it all up!
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I don't need your life story, dear.
Just tell me what happened today.
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In the face! Cheese single in the face.
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Mum!
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Can you tell him to stop making dumb
TikToks of me?
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Hang on. What's that? What's going on?
What's all this?
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It's makeup, Mum. God.
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You look like you come from
an unhappy family.
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Hey. What, do you want people to think
we don't love you?
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Happy first day back,
my sad-looking child!
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Hey!
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Hello!
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-You guys look cute as.
-Thank you.
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Where's Harper?
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No idea. Bitch wasn't outside her
house. Didn't answer her phone.
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Weird. I haven't heard from her since
the festival last week.
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Nice car, Centrelink.
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-What the fuck!
-Fuck!
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-Slut!
-Rapist!
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I forgot how much I hated it here.
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Honey, we're home.
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Yeah, but still no Harps.
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You actually
gonna speak to him this year?
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Nah, playing it cool.
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Missing your fourth witch?
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Piss off, Spider.
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-Ooh!
-Hey, Amerie. How're your holidays?
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Yeah, fine.
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Cool.
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Dusty spoke to me!
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"Dusty spoke to me."
What a pick-me bitch. Also rude.
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Maybe she didn't see us.
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Oh, please. Check the material.
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We are beautiful, exquisite jellyfish.
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Of course they saw us.
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-He didn't!
-He's been here all summer.
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-Do you know where head office is?
-Head office…
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Who's that?
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Oh, fresh blood.
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Handsome.
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He's kind of cute.
You know, I see it.
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Hmph.
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Oi! There's a fully-gacked sex map
in the old stairwell.
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It's called the Incest Map!
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-What?
-Sex map?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Move. Hurry up.
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No!
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What in Kids Helpline?
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A wristy!
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Everyone who's fucked everyone.
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Couldn't walk for three days. That's true.
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-Cum queen!
-Jenny got fisted! Jesus.
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Mary Good's a screamer.
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We knew that already anyway.
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Damn, check Sasha's body count.
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Oh, my God. What?
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You scissored Greta Bathgate?
Before or after we broke up?
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I don't remember.
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You don't remember?
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I'm pretty sure we were on a break,
but… Wait, Missy.
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Nah, I need space, man.
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Oh, shit.
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Darren jerked you off?
Nice bro. You into dudes now?
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A little cheeky, huh?
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Who said I'm a dude?
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Why didn't you tell us?
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It's okay.
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Quinni, lazy kebab.
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That's not true. What's a lazy kebab?
Spider, what's a lazy kebab?
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Has anyone seen Harper?
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It's mostly kids from our year level.
It must be someone that we know.
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It's probably Spider
or one of those idiots.
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Most of it's bullshit anyway.
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Was Greta bullshit?
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It's so crazy, right?
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Holy shit, is that Harps?
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-God. Her hair.
-Is she okay?
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Pack it up, Eleven.
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Harper.
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Sit down, Amerie.
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Yeah, it's weird.
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I am a woke woman.
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I enjoy sex as much as the next person.
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-Really don't need to know that.
-Yes.
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But reputation is everything and this map
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has jeopardized your reputations
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and the reputation of our school.
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-On the first day back.
-Harper.
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We are currently
in the process of contacting
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all the parents of everyone on this map
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and have strongly suggested that there are
to be no more parties, shindigs or gathos.
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You don't have
the right to do that, Miss.
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Hey! Hey!
Unsupervised parties equals alcohol.
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Alcohol equals poor choices.
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The risk-taking behaviors
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outlined on this map are unacceptable.
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Hartley High prides itself
on being a safe environment.
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But clearly this is a wake-up call
that we are not doing enough.
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Oh, and we will find out who did this.
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Get to class.
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Go.
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Spider. Did you do it?
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Harper! Oi!
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Miss Wadia. Come with me.
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Well, I've had quite the education
this morning, Amerie.
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"Wristy"? Oh, right.
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"Doughy"?
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I think I can work out
"Tongue punch in the fart box."
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I know it was you, Amerie.
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One of our maintenance staff
saw you in the stairwell multiple times.
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Who else was in on it?
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Your usual accomplice, Harper?
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Nobody else was in on it.
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Do you know
who I just got off the phone with?
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The Guardian, Amerie. The Guardian.
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Okay?
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Were all of these acts consensual?
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I guess.
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Are your mates using protection?
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I don't know.
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Well, how can you know
that Alyssa scissored Nina,
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but not know if
they're using contraception?
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I don't think you have
to use contraception
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when you scissor someone, Miss.
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I'd say that's a very dangerous
assumption actually, Amerie.
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What do we have to do
to get through to you?
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We've done the classes.
We've watched the videos.
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We've had the police consultants in.
And yet, here we are with this map.
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One foot out of line,
one late slip, one phone infraction,
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and I will expel you. Understood?
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Can I go to class now?
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Yes, you may.
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-Okay.
-Wait!
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You call this the Incest Map.
I'm assuming that's just a play on words
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and not the actual--
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Play on words, Miss.
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Okay, good. Now, get out of my office
before I do expel you,
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by the count of three. One, two, three!
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God.
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Why haven't you
answered my texts? Oi!
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Harp! Where have you been?
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Firstly, your hair. Extreme, but I love.
Secondly, Woodsy knows.
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-I didn't tell her about you, don't worry.
-I'm not worried.
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Thirdly, Dusty spoke to me
so we're pretty much dating…
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I don't give a shit.
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What's up with you? Hello. Didn't
you hear me? I took the fall for you.
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I didn't ask you to do that.
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-Shut up. You're my best mate.
-Not anymore.
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-What are you talking about?
-Fuck off.
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-Okay, Harper, I don't get it.
-Of course you don't.
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Well, then tell me.
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I said get off me.
I'm fucking done with you!
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Fight, fight, fight!
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What the fuck, Harper? Stop!
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Why are you doing this?
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What's wrong with you?!
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Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
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Bloody love you.
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We gotta stick together, yeah?
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Why'd she do it? Crazy bitch.
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My mum's gonna kill me 'cause of her.
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Oi, Sash!
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So you've picked her side?
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Are you kidding me?
Dude, everyone's pissed.
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You broke people up. You outed people.
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And all of that work
Missy and I did to stay friends
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after we broke up, that's fucked.
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Doesn't mean anything now, because--
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Harper did the map too.
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You know, it really shits me
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when people can't own up
to their own actions.
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Look, I hope you're okay. I really do.
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But that map is real dog, man.
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And I just think you need to do
some work on yourself.
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Like, away from us.
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Oh. Excuse me.
Do you know what a "Lazy Kebab" is?
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Uh-uh-uh. No. Stop asking people that.
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Okay. I still don't understand
what it is though.
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It means giant flaps.
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Flaps?
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Oh! Like those sorts of flaps.
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Spider hasn't seen them.
I mean nobody has.
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Who knows what that incel was thinking?
Straight men are a mystery to me.
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You can look at them for me.
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What?
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My…
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flaps.
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Deeply, no.
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Okay, but what if they are huge?
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Who cares? More room to put things in it.
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Will the following students
please meet at Classroom
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Amerie Wadia,
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Harper McLean,
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Sasha So,
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Missy Beckett,
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Dustin Reid,
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Spencer White,
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Anthony Vaughn.
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Sounds like a bunch of dickheads.
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Darren Rivers.
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Damn it.
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-Quinn Gallagher-Jones.
-What?
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Douglas Piggott,
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Malakai Mitchell.
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Welcome, welcome.
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Missy. Come on, Missy.
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-Hi, Miss!
-Get down. Thank you.
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Map Bitch!
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She's not responding.
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Map Bitch.
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What, cunt?
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Nice to meet you too.
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Come on, Douglas…
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Oi, eshay bah!
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How was stereo, brah?
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-Brah.
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So cemetery tomorrow?
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Yeah boy.
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It's gonna be a rager.
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Oi, uh, what's the cemetery?
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None ya biz, bong water.
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Okay. Settle down. Thank you.
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Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Josephine Obah,
but you can call me Jojo.
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Kind of like, "Yo-yo," but J.
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I'm an English teacher,
so I know some of you.
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But I'm sure you're all wondering
why you're here.
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Well, your names were
on the map in the stairwell.
259
00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,523
The one that's out of bounds.
260
00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,043
Um, what map?
261
00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:46,523
Okay, very funny.
Look, peeps, we're not dumb.
262
00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:48,763
We know a lot of you are sexually active,
263
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:51,803
but we're concerned this map
demonstrates a real lack of respect
264
00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:55,043
for one another
when it comes to sexual relationships.
265
00:16:55,123 --> 00:16:57,003
So we want to address it head-on.
266
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,763
This is a special class
that aims to give you
267
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:04,163
clear and accessible information about sex
and intimacy--
268
00:17:04,243 --> 00:17:07,643
A sexual literacy tutorial.
269
00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:10,443
SLT. So we're sluts?
270
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,843
Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!
271
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,963
That's enough. Come on, everyone.
272
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:20,882
This class will go
back to the basics on sex and--
273
00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:25,803
Because clearly, you all have a lot
to learn in that department.
274
00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:28,683
It'll happen twice a week,
in your own time.
275
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:29,603
What?
276
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:30,963
Until--
277
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:34,723
No, until we judge that you started
to respect each other and yourselves.
278
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,803
You have to attend every class
or it'll go on your permanent record.
279
00:17:37,883 --> 00:17:39,643
Wait, we have permanent records?
280
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,523
This is sex jail!
281
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,923
Thanks a lot, Map Bitch.
282
00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:44,203
-Oi!
-Map Bitch.
283
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:49,443
Sorry. Um, it's actually my first day.
I don't think I'm supposed to be in here.
284
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:53,123
Legend! Made it to the map
before you even started!
285
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:57,363
-I think we should do the handshake game.
-That's not the best one to start with--
286
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,443
All right, everybody up!
287
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:02,483
-Up.
288
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:06,203
Okay, now clear these tables
to the side, please.
289
00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:10,363
And lift them,
don't scrape them along the floor.
290
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:19,283
Thank you. Now, I want you all
to start walking around the room.
291
00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:24,723
-Come on. Walking.
292
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,403
Good, you know how to walk.
293
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:35,083
Now, I want you to choose three other
people to start shaking hands with.
294
00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,723
Shaking, shake…
Good, you know how to shake.
295
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:46,323
Shaking.
296
00:18:47,283 --> 00:18:48,203
And…
297
00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:49,403
Cool!
298
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:50,323
…stop.
299
00:18:52,763 --> 00:18:53,643
Spencer,
300
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,443
you have genital crabs.
301
00:18:58,563 --> 00:18:59,723
Checks out.
302
00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:02,723
Not in real life, thank you, Darren,
303
00:19:02,803 --> 00:19:04,723
for the purposes of this game.
304
00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:06,363
Put your hand up, Spencer.
305
00:19:07,323 --> 00:19:08,763
Hand up, Spencer.
306
00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:11,963
Now.
307
00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:16,683
Hands up, who shook hands with Spencer.
308
00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,443
And who shook hands with them?
309
00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:24,403
And who shook hands with them?
310
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,243
And them?
311
00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:32,403
-You all have genital warts.
312
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,403
I thought it was crabs?
313
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:36,483
Right. Crabs. Thank you, um…
314
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:37,883
Malakai.
315
00:19:37,963 --> 00:19:42,243
Malakai. Thank you.
You all have genital crabs.
316
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,283
Except for you, Amerie. Well done.
317
00:19:45,363 --> 00:19:48,363
Now. What does this
highlight the need for?
318
00:19:48,443 --> 00:19:50,643
Stay away from Spider, he's chat.
319
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,723
-Fuck off, guys!
-No! Condoms.
320
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,043
-Did you? Really?
-Yeah.
321
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,083
What? No.
322
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:08,483
Hey, um, did we hook up?
323
00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:10,163
No.
324
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,363
Yeah, I didn't think so,
but it says here--
325
00:20:12,443 --> 00:20:14,083
It isn't anything, Dusty.
326
00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:18,043
There's like a… It's like a gold line
between our names?
327
00:20:18,123 --> 00:20:19,923
Gold line means destined.
328
00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:22,083
Yeah, like destined to be.
329
00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:23,523
She wants you, Dusty.
330
00:20:27,763 --> 00:20:28,643
Simp!
331
00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:32,643
Seriously, what is this map about?
332
00:20:33,203 --> 00:20:34,763
What did you do?
333
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,243
What are they gonna teach us
that we don't already know?
334
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,003
Hey.
335
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,083
You okay?
336
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,523
Fuck right off.
337
00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:14,203
Ah, the toilet lunch. I feel you.
338
00:21:17,163 --> 00:21:18,603
I could've been taking a shit!
339
00:21:18,683 --> 00:21:21,323
Well, eating and pooing
messes with your digestive tract.
340
00:21:21,403 --> 00:21:23,283
But I'm glad
we've had this chance to talk.
341
00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:25,203
Yeah, um, maybe not.
342
00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:28,203
I know how you feel.
343
00:21:28,283 --> 00:21:29,803
I seriously doubt it.
344
00:21:29,883 --> 00:21:32,563
No. Listen, I do, because
when I was in Grade 6,
345
00:21:32,643 --> 00:21:33,803
I found a giant gumnut.
346
00:21:33,883 --> 00:21:36,123
I was like, "Giant gumnut!"
Was so excited,
347
00:21:36,203 --> 00:21:39,083
showed everybody because
it was the best gumnut I'd ever seen.
348
00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:42,083
Turns out it wasn't.
It was a piece of solidified dog shit.
349
00:21:42,163 --> 00:21:44,723
I got called Giant Gumnut
for the rest of the year.
350
00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:47,283
So I'm guessing that's how you feel now.
351
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,403
Sorry, but can you leave me alone?
352
00:21:53,283 --> 00:21:55,523
-Is this your 13th reason?
-What?
353
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,203
Like, are you going to unalive yourself?
354
00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:00,323
No.
355
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,483
Okay.
356
00:22:05,203 --> 00:22:06,283
What do you want?
357
00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:08,443
I just need someone to look at my vagina.
358
00:22:08,523 --> 00:22:12,283
Oh. No.
359
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:16,523
I mean, it is your fault in a
way, so if you could just look at it
360
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,763
and tell me if I have
a normal kebab or not. Amerie!
361
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:24,123
I love it when toxic bitches
enter their flop era.
362
00:22:24,203 --> 00:22:26,403
You can't say that, that's really mean.
363
00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:28,523
She put your flaps on the map.
364
00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:32,363
Yeah, I know. But Spider told everyone.
So he's the asshole, not her.
365
00:22:32,483 --> 00:22:36,163
I love you, but that girl has literally
never acknowledged our existence.
366
00:22:36,243 --> 00:22:39,043
So? Haven't you ever
felt like a complete reject?
367
00:22:39,803 --> 00:22:41,763
Come on, we've got maths.
368
00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:47,963
This is supposed to be the new
syllabus, but this is… Wow!
369
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,923
It's outdated, it's heteronormative--
370
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:51,923
Yeah, well, it's what we've got.
371
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:55,403
Stacy, we have to be clear and honest
about sex, otherwise--
372
00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,843
Yeah, well we can't be seen
to encourage it.
373
00:22:57,923 --> 00:22:59,683
But they're already doing it.
374
00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:02,403
Yes, but…
375
00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:07,723
We're the lowest ranking
high school in this district.
376
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:12,083
If I don't get our enrollments up next
year, then we'll have our funding slashed.
377
00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:17,363
Look, I hear you. I do. But, honestly,
I don't think this is going to fix it.
378
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,803
Please. Can we just give it a go?
379
00:23:21,723 --> 00:23:22,803
Jojo?
380
00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:26,203
Give it a go, Jojo.
381
00:23:39,603 --> 00:23:40,763
Yeah.
382
00:23:40,843 --> 00:23:42,003
Hey, Amerie.
383
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,763
Amerie? Hey!
384
00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:47,123
Hey, tough day, huh?
385
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:52,963
Just between us girls, I thought your map
was quite beautiful. Poetic, even.
386
00:23:53,043 --> 00:23:56,283
This constellation
of connection between you all.
387
00:23:56,763 --> 00:23:57,603
Thanks.
388
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,283
And just remember, high school…
389
00:24:01,323 --> 00:24:03,443
Yeah, it mostly sucks.
390
00:24:03,523 --> 00:24:06,563
But it's one time in your life.
You're gonna be okay.
391
00:24:06,643 --> 00:24:08,003
Hope you know that.
392
00:24:09,603 --> 00:24:11,003
Are you wagging school?
393
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,643
-No. Yeah.
394
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,083
Bye.
395
00:24:17,963 --> 00:24:19,563
-Oi, Amerie!
-Bugger off!
396
00:24:19,643 --> 00:24:22,923
No, no, no, I was just gonna say…
Psycho Map Bitch!
397
00:24:25,323 --> 00:24:26,323
Oh.
398
00:25:13,003 --> 00:25:14,963
Thanks for coming by.
399
00:25:15,043 --> 00:25:17,323
I gotta go to training,
so I'll see you later.
400
00:26:05,243 --> 00:26:09,723
It's embarrassing, really.
Both my parents are stockbrokers,
401
00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:12,563
but I really want to earn my own cash,
402
00:26:12,643 --> 00:26:14,643
learn a little bit about business acumen
403
00:26:14,723 --> 00:26:17,083
from someone who knows the ropes,
like yourself.
404
00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,283
Is that right?
405
00:26:18,363 --> 00:26:22,283
Uh, I heard a rumor that there's been
a ban on hiring students
406
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:24,243
from Hartley High at the moment?
407
00:26:24,323 --> 00:26:27,243
That school's disgraceful.
Did you see the news today?
408
00:26:27,323 --> 00:26:30,563
Uh, I did. It's disgusting.
409
00:26:30,643 --> 00:26:33,843
I like your vibe, Darren.
I'm going to give you a trial run.
410
00:26:33,923 --> 00:26:34,883
How about tomorrow?
411
00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:37,083
Are you serious? Sick.
412
00:26:38,203 --> 00:26:40,923
I mean, uh, that sounds delightful.
413
00:26:49,963 --> 00:26:52,483
Give me bullet points.
I'll work out the book club.
414
00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:55,763
-Hey, babe. How was school?
-Illuminating.
415
00:26:55,843 --> 00:26:57,923
-You're around tonight?
-Why?
416
00:26:58,403 --> 00:27:01,723
Nothing, just the boys are coming
over to watch the game is all.
417
00:27:01,803 --> 00:27:04,483
Mmm. Okay and you
want me to not be around?
418
00:27:04,563 --> 00:27:07,003
He always assumes the worst.
419
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,643
They. They.
420
00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:14,403
They! They always assume the worst.
421
00:27:14,483 --> 00:27:17,283
This again. I mean, it's exactly my point.
422
00:27:17,363 --> 00:27:20,323
My mates can't be expected to
get their heads around this stuff.
423
00:27:20,403 --> 00:27:21,563
Sorry, what stuff?
424
00:27:21,643 --> 00:27:23,003
The linguistics.
425
00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:27,563
"Them." "They." It doesn't make any sense.
You know you're not two people, right?
426
00:27:27,643 --> 00:27:29,603
Besides,
it breaks all the rules of grammar.
427
00:27:29,683 --> 00:27:33,363
Lucky for you, Bobby, I'm actually
focusing on making less and less sense.
428
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:34,523
I don't… What?
429
00:27:34,603 --> 00:27:36,603
Change only comes by breaking the rules
430
00:27:36,683 --> 00:27:39,323
and I'm allowed to change myself
at any moment.
431
00:27:39,403 --> 00:27:41,323
Is it really that big a deal?
432
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:46,403
You know, there are children, as we speak,
dying in Ethiopia, man.
433
00:27:46,483 --> 00:27:48,883
-Are you hearing this?
-Leave me out of it.
434
00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:53,003
Jesus Christ, Mum. I swear to God,
you are dick-natized by his pink dick.
435
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:55,563
-Whoa!
-Like your father was any better.
436
00:27:56,363 --> 00:27:58,883
There you go.
Why don't you stay with him tonight?
437
00:27:58,963 --> 00:28:00,283
No.
438
00:28:00,363 --> 00:28:02,403
Problem solved, honey.
Problem solved.
439
00:28:02,963 --> 00:28:05,363
So I have to leave?
440
00:28:05,443 --> 00:28:09,243
Do you really want to watch footy
with these dumb-dumbs? Huh?
441
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,603
Enjoy your chicken sandwiches.
442
00:28:13,683 --> 00:28:16,243
-Honey, just come--
-Love you too. Enjoy the game!
443
00:28:16,323 --> 00:28:18,363
All right, let him go. He's fine.
444
00:28:23,323 --> 00:28:25,043
-Hello, Am.
-Hey, Justin.
445
00:28:25,123 --> 00:28:26,643
-How are ya?
-Ah.
446
00:28:27,203 --> 00:28:30,523
Yeah, I'm good.
Um, just wondering if Harper's home.
447
00:28:31,083 --> 00:28:33,403
Uh… No, didn't you see her
at school today?
448
00:28:33,483 --> 00:28:34,323
Yes.
449
00:28:35,243 --> 00:28:37,803
But, um, we sort of…
450
00:28:40,043 --> 00:28:42,523
-beat the shit out of each other.
451
00:28:42,603 --> 00:28:43,523
Again?
452
00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:48,803
Well makes sense.
Mercury is in retrograde, so…
453
00:28:50,643 --> 00:28:52,763
Don't worry.
You'll work it out. Always do.
454
00:28:52,843 --> 00:28:55,283
Yeah, totally. Um…
455
00:28:57,123 --> 00:28:58,203
So, is she here?
456
00:28:58,283 --> 00:28:59,603
I don't know where she is.
457
00:29:04,963 --> 00:29:09,123
Okay, um, well, thanks anyway, J-Dog.
458
00:29:09,203 --> 00:29:10,163
Okay.
459
00:29:10,243 --> 00:29:12,323
-See ya around.
-See ya. Take it ease.
460
00:29:13,563 --> 00:29:14,403
I'll try.
461
00:29:26,843 --> 00:29:27,683
Dinner's on.
462
00:29:27,763 --> 00:29:28,723
Lovely.
463
00:29:30,443 --> 00:29:32,163
-I'll start.
-Go on.
464
00:29:34,203 --> 00:29:38,323
Today, I'm grateful that we'll be getting
to know Harper for the next little while.
465
00:29:40,483 --> 00:29:42,963
I'm grateful for finally getting
my tax return in.
466
00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:46,163
I dunno.
467
00:29:46,883 --> 00:29:48,963
Come on, sweetheart.
Just one thing?
468
00:29:49,643 --> 00:29:54,443
Uh… Well, I'm grateful for antibiotics
because I have a really bad UTI.
469
00:29:55,923 --> 00:29:57,003
Can I have a UTI?
470
00:29:57,083 --> 00:29:58,763
-No.
-No, you can't.
471
00:30:00,963 --> 00:30:02,003
Right hand.
472
00:30:02,963 --> 00:30:04,483
That's the Devil's hand.
473
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:08,723
Thank you.
474
00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:51,683
-Fuck.
475
00:31:01,363 --> 00:31:02,803
Too many schools have relied
476
00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:06,443
upon pornography being
the default educator for too long.
477
00:31:06,523 --> 00:31:08,963
And this is clearly
the case with Hartley High,
478
00:31:09,043 --> 00:31:11,883
one of our many high schools
in need of a new curriculum.
479
00:31:12,443 --> 00:31:15,243
Where have you been?!
I've been trying to call you!
480
00:31:15,723 --> 00:31:17,643
Your school was on the bloody news!
481
00:31:17,723 --> 00:31:19,163
-So.
-So?
482
00:31:19,243 --> 00:31:23,283
You made an offensive map, got into
a fight, defaced school property twice,
483
00:31:23,363 --> 00:31:24,323
you wagged school--
484
00:31:24,403 --> 00:31:26,563
I couldn't stay there.
You don't understand.
485
00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:28,443
I do. We need to talk about sex.
486
00:31:28,523 --> 00:31:31,323
-We need to talk about sex right now.
-Oh, no! No.
487
00:31:31,403 --> 00:31:33,243
-You're grounded!
-We don't do that!
488
00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:35,723
We're doing that. We are so doing that!
489
00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:48,163
Hey, cutie.
490
00:31:48,683 --> 00:31:49,683
Where's my uniform?
491
00:31:54,283 --> 00:31:55,643
Can I stay the night?
492
00:31:56,683 --> 00:31:58,563
They're not letting guests stay over.
493
00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:00,483
Wasn't an issue last week.
494
00:32:01,043 --> 00:32:03,563
Yeah, that's before you took off
and stole my shit.
495
00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,443
Where's that Maneki Fortune cat?
496
00:32:10,883 --> 00:32:11,723
What's that?
497
00:32:14,283 --> 00:32:15,283
Mmm.
498
00:32:17,043 --> 00:32:18,683
You should probably go.
499
00:32:19,443 --> 00:32:21,723
That's fine.
That's fine, Jacob.
500
00:32:21,803 --> 00:32:25,723
Your room smells like cum-socks
and corn chip farts anyway.
501
00:32:25,803 --> 00:32:26,643
What?
502
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,243
What?!
503
00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:17,523
Follow these steps for a new you.
504
00:33:17,603 --> 00:33:18,843
One, change your look.
505
00:33:19,883 --> 00:33:22,723
Be careful when trying
to drastically change your look.
506
00:33:22,803 --> 00:33:25,523
Once you go there,
sometimes you can't go back.
507
00:33:36,323 --> 00:33:38,563
I've got laundry to hang out.
508
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:41,083
Are you planning to spend
all of Saturday in bed?
509
00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:45,323
Oh. You cut your own fringe?
510
00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,523
Hashtag major disaster?
511
00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:50,603
No? Nothing? Okay.
512
00:34:06,163 --> 00:34:07,843
That's a good burger.
513
00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:09,923
You haven't even touched your chip bits.
514
00:34:10,003 --> 00:34:10,843
I'm not hungry.
515
00:34:11,643 --> 00:34:13,003
I thought this would cheer you up.
516
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,363
I'm once again asking you
to homeschool me.
517
00:34:16,043 --> 00:34:19,403
And I'm once again telling you no.
May as well take the chips.
518
00:34:19,483 --> 00:34:22,843
Only deal you're gonna get.
Be right back. Good chat.
519
00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:29,323
That's extra sweet and sour sauce
for an extra sweet and sour babe.
520
00:34:29,403 --> 00:34:31,363
-Have a nice day.
-Thank you.
521
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,363
Oi! No way, Adlay. No freebies.
522
00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,282
It's mine.
523
00:34:38,363 --> 00:34:40,123
-You're a delivery driver?
-Yeah.
524
00:34:40,682 --> 00:34:44,163
It's good cover and that. And I
do a deal on Thursdays, you know.
525
00:34:44,242 --> 00:34:46,563
Half-price ketamine
with any family meal combo.
526
00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:49,923
Are you serious?
527
00:34:50,003 --> 00:34:50,843
No.
528
00:34:51,403 --> 00:34:53,643
Okay, the eshay has a sense of humor.
529
00:34:54,323 --> 00:34:57,363
Oi! If anyone asks, I go to Brunos, yeah?
530
00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,883
-You, um, going to the cemetery tonight?
-Uh, yeah.
531
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,323
Man. See ya there.
532
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:06,283
See ya.
533
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:17,963
Look at the bangs
on you, Map Bitch.
534
00:35:25,043 --> 00:35:28,563
-Excuse me. Can I order?
-Oh, God, this is just too pathetic.
535
00:35:30,243 --> 00:35:32,203
Someone's going to be right with you.
536
00:35:33,563 --> 00:35:35,603
'Sup, Dora?
537
00:35:40,803 --> 00:35:42,563
Do you want me to fix that for you?
538
00:35:46,323 --> 00:35:47,203
Please.
539
00:35:51,043 --> 00:35:53,923
It's bad, isn't it? Like irreversible bad?
540
00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:57,443
Nah, I shaved off both my eyebrows
and they grew back.
541
00:35:58,043 --> 00:35:59,283
Yeah, way less shit.
542
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:03,723
More like heaps less shit, thanks.
543
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:05,923
Why did Harper punch you in the face?
544
00:36:08,683 --> 00:36:09,803
I don't really know.
545
00:36:09,883 --> 00:36:11,363
You must have done something.
546
00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:16,683
We went to a music festival last week.
And after that, she just went ghost.
547
00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:23,603
This is classic VIP shit!
548
00:36:25,243 --> 00:36:27,243
Fuck it, I'm getting another drink.
549
00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:30,323
You got into a fight?
550
00:36:31,123 --> 00:36:34,403
Yeah, but I can't remember
what it was about. We always fight.
551
00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:36,003
When's Harper's birthday?
552
00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:37,163
November 21.
553
00:36:37,243 --> 00:36:39,123
Uh-huh. Scorpio. Unsubscribe.
554
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:40,803
What's yours?
555
00:36:41,523 --> 00:36:42,363
I'm a Virgo.
556
00:36:42,443 --> 00:36:44,603
Mmm. I'm an Aquarius. Quinni's a Libra.
557
00:36:44,683 --> 00:36:45,883
Are we compatible?
558
00:36:46,443 --> 00:36:48,723
Not all queer people
are astrology experts.
559
00:36:48,803 --> 00:36:49,683
Oh. Sorry.
560
00:36:49,763 --> 00:36:52,563
I'm kidding, we are.
I'm going to need your time of birth
561
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,643
because if you are a Leo Moon,
I'm not messing with you.
562
00:36:58,203 --> 00:36:59,203
Do you feel sad?
563
00:37:00,283 --> 00:37:02,523
-Yeah.
-What do feel saddest about?
564
00:37:02,603 --> 00:37:05,363
That you're no longer popular,
Harper doesn't want to be friends,
565
00:37:05,443 --> 00:37:06,803
everyone knows you did the map,
566
00:37:06,883 --> 00:37:08,403
or that we're all in sex prison now?
567
00:37:08,483 --> 00:37:10,323
-Or--
-Mm-mmm. Quinni…
568
00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:15,683
-Try scream therapy.
-Huh?
569
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,243
Scream therapy.
570
00:37:17,323 --> 00:37:20,483
-You scream your frustrations to the moon.
-No.
571
00:37:20,563 --> 00:37:23,523
Yes! You should. It's helped me before.
Come on, let's go.
572
00:37:23,603 --> 00:37:25,643
Okay, we're doing it.
573
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,403
My best friend dumped me!
574
00:37:35,763 --> 00:37:38,443
-Damn, that actually felt good.
-Told you.
575
00:37:42,323 --> 00:37:43,643
Oh. Um…
576
00:37:45,883 --> 00:37:48,003
I'm a reject!
577
00:37:51,883 --> 00:37:54,883
I have a lazy kebab vagina!
578
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:59,603
Right. I'm really sorry about that.
I should never have put it on the map.
579
00:37:59,683 --> 00:38:00,643
Spider's a lying dick.
580
00:38:00,723 --> 00:38:03,483
Oh. It's okay.
I'm not upset about it anymore.
581
00:38:03,563 --> 00:38:05,483
I just wanted to know
if my flaps were too big.
582
00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:07,083
They can't be too big.
583
00:38:07,163 --> 00:38:09,403
My research led me to believe so too.
584
00:38:10,043 --> 00:38:11,883
I'll still look at them if you want me to.
585
00:38:13,443 --> 00:38:15,283
Nah, I'm good.
586
00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:17,083
I used to think you were a bitch.
587
00:38:17,163 --> 00:38:20,203
But getting knocked
off your high horse really suits you.
588
00:38:20,283 --> 00:38:23,483
Make the most of it.
I'm definitely changing schools.
589
00:38:23,563 --> 00:38:24,883
No, you can't just quit.
590
00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:26,643
Everyone hates me.
591
00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,003
We don't hate you.
592
00:38:28,923 --> 00:38:30,603
What's the cemetery thing?
593
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,003
It's where we hang out
when our parents are home.
594
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,123
Let's go.
595
00:38:35,403 --> 00:38:36,403
No way.
596
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,803
Why not? Just strut out there
and own your shit.
597
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:42,363
Come on, you've got both your eyebrows,
a non-shit fringe.
598
00:38:42,443 --> 00:38:43,763
What else do you need?
599
00:38:46,523 --> 00:38:50,483
-Let's get mad!
600
00:39:00,763 --> 00:39:03,283
Okay, there's actually
a lot of people here.
601
00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:04,203
I told you!
602
00:39:04,283 --> 00:39:07,083
-It's gonna be really fun.
-Just remember what we said.
603
00:39:07,163 --> 00:39:11,403
Just own it. Okay, I've never
made an entrance like this before.
604
00:39:14,923 --> 00:39:16,243
We should definitely go.
605
00:39:16,323 --> 00:39:18,443
-No.
-Hey, cunt.
606
00:39:19,643 --> 00:39:21,843
My actual name's Malakai, by the way.
607
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,283
Amerie.
608
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:26,163
Yeah.
That's been hard to miss.
609
00:39:28,803 --> 00:39:31,083
I feel like everyone is staring at me. Um…
610
00:39:31,163 --> 00:39:34,963
No! No, they're staring at me.
What are you talking about?
611
00:39:45,443 --> 00:39:46,763
Come on, let's go.
612
00:40:17,043 --> 00:40:18,363
Okay, I'm confronting him.
613
00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:20,363
Hey, Flaps!
614
00:40:20,443 --> 00:40:21,283
Hey, Spider.
615
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:27,043
Yuck! What is this shit?
616
00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:29,243
Oh. You don't like vaginas?
617
00:40:30,323 --> 00:40:31,963
No, I like vaginas.
618
00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:37,843
Well, you clearly don't know much about
them because if you have a look here…
619
00:40:37,923 --> 00:40:41,443
See most vaginas have very pronounced
flaps, or labia, and some of them
620
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:44,603
are even lopsided, where I'm assuming
you got "Lazy Kebab" from,
621
00:40:44,683 --> 00:40:46,123
but it's very normal.
622
00:40:46,203 --> 00:40:48,603
You wouldn't know,
it's not taught in school much.
623
00:40:48,683 --> 00:40:53,483
-Which is actually very--
-I've seen heaps of vaginas. Thanks.
624
00:40:55,123 --> 00:40:56,083
Okay.
625
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,963
I just assumed, on account of the fact
that you were lying about seeing mine,
626
00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:02,203
that you were lying
about seeing others too.
627
00:41:06,203 --> 00:41:08,683
Look, of course we didn't have sex.
628
00:41:10,403 --> 00:41:12,243
Why would I root a fucknut like you?
629
00:41:13,923 --> 00:41:14,923
Oh, my God!
630
00:41:16,923 --> 00:41:18,123
Quinni!
631
00:41:18,203 --> 00:41:20,923
Oh, my God, that was amazing.
632
00:41:21,003 --> 00:41:23,243
I have never seen him so triggered before.
633
00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:25,403
Thanks, Sasha.
634
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:45,763
Adlay.
635
00:41:48,483 --> 00:41:49,563
-I got the job?
-Nice.
636
00:41:52,003 --> 00:41:53,683
Why are you still in school?
637
00:41:54,563 --> 00:41:55,523
Huh?
638
00:41:55,603 --> 00:41:56,443
You repeated.
639
00:41:56,523 --> 00:41:57,363
Yeah.
640
00:41:58,363 --> 00:41:59,363
Because you failed.
641
00:42:00,723 --> 00:42:02,203
-Yeah.
-You're 18.
642
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,723
And?
643
00:42:04,803 --> 00:42:06,563
And… Jesus.
644
00:42:07,403 --> 00:42:08,843
Why don't you just drop out?
645
00:42:09,643 --> 00:42:12,483
I mean, you are clearly
doing okay for yourself.
646
00:42:16,843 --> 00:42:17,803
I got my reasons.
647
00:42:40,723 --> 00:42:42,683
-Hey.
-Hey.
648
00:42:44,283 --> 00:42:45,483
What you up to?
649
00:42:46,003 --> 00:42:48,723
Just processing, you know?
650
00:42:48,803 --> 00:42:49,883
Totally.
651
00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:54,443
I've just been thinking lately,
by the time we're 50,
652
00:42:54,523 --> 00:42:57,843
and the planet's been destroyed,
what's the point?
653
00:42:59,363 --> 00:43:00,203
Of living?
654
00:43:00,883 --> 00:43:01,923
Yeah.
655
00:43:03,603 --> 00:43:07,483
I have hope, you know.
Our generation will fix it.
656
00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:14,123
Eventually.
657
00:43:16,603 --> 00:43:19,003
But I'm a total nihilist too. So, I--
658
00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:20,043
No, you're not.
659
00:43:24,483 --> 00:43:27,323
So, uh, why were we on that map together?
660
00:43:28,563 --> 00:43:29,723
Um…
661
00:43:30,763 --> 00:43:32,523
Dusty, it was nothing, really.
662
00:43:33,003 --> 00:43:34,963
Okay, it wasn't nothing.
663
00:43:35,043 --> 00:43:39,003
I used to like you,
but way back when I was a baby.
664
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:43,283
Not like a baby, because… But, you know.
And then gold meant "destined to be."
665
00:43:43,363 --> 00:43:46,043
See what I mean about being a baby?
Who does that?
666
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:48,563
Well, I did it. So stupid.
667
00:43:48,643 --> 00:43:50,203
It really didn't mean anything.
668
00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:00,683
Stupid.
669
00:44:01,483 --> 00:44:05,003
You're so much more interesting
now that you've fucked everything up.
670
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,323
Oh, my God.
671
00:44:47,523 --> 00:44:48,563
Oi, can we talk?
672
00:44:48,643 --> 00:44:51,403
Jesus. Let me finish.
673
00:44:54,643 --> 00:44:57,643
Just talk until I can get going again.
674
00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:03,123
Why don't you want to be friends anymore?
675
00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:05,763
After everything, Harp? It's killing me.
676
00:45:09,683 --> 00:45:12,963
I just want to fix it.
Please tell me how to fix it.
677
00:45:16,683 --> 00:45:19,043
-What happened to your hair?
-I cut it.
678
00:45:19,203 --> 00:45:20,443
-Yourself?
-Yes.
679
00:45:20,603 --> 00:45:23,523
I told you no
YouTube tutorials. You never listen.
680
00:45:23,603 --> 00:45:25,043
And you never talk.
681
00:45:27,763 --> 00:45:30,603
What happened?
We were fine up until the festival.
682
00:45:40,603 --> 00:45:42,723
-I went to your house and you weren't--
-Why?
683
00:45:42,803 --> 00:45:44,243
You weren't talking to me--
684
00:45:44,323 --> 00:45:47,243
So you stalked my house
and harassed my dad?
685
00:45:47,323 --> 00:45:49,043
I didn't harass your dad.
686
00:45:49,123 --> 00:45:52,323
That is such the typical psycho thing
for you to do.
687
00:45:52,403 --> 00:45:54,403
You're the psycho. You ruined my life.
688
00:45:54,483 --> 00:45:55,763
Ruined your life?
689
00:45:56,803 --> 00:45:59,643
All this shit, Amerie,
690
00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:03,843
the map,
your stupid fucking crush on Dusty,
691
00:46:03,923 --> 00:46:07,123
do you not understand
how unimportant it all is?
692
00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:10,123
You're a child.
693
00:46:10,203 --> 00:46:12,283
That's not a reason to dump me.
694
00:46:14,803 --> 00:46:16,523
What's happened to you?
695
00:46:17,723 --> 00:46:18,563
Harper.
696
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:21,643
I just want to move on.
697
00:46:24,523 --> 00:46:27,083
And I don't want you in my life anymore.
698
00:46:45,883 --> 00:46:46,963
Oh, hang on.
699
00:46:47,043 --> 00:46:48,363
Is it time to go home?
700
00:46:48,443 --> 00:46:50,123
-You don't have to.
-Yes, we do.
701
00:46:54,803 --> 00:46:56,403
Let's get the hell out of here.
702
00:46:57,283 --> 00:46:58,603
Tonight was weird anyway.
703
00:46:59,803 --> 00:47:01,443
I'm not gonna let her win.
704
00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:03,323
I'm gonna go back to school.
705
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,963
And I'm gonna make it my bitch.
706
00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:06,043
-Period.
-Period.
707
00:47:40,283 --> 00:47:41,123
Hey!
708
00:47:44,643 --> 00:47:46,483
What the hell are you doing?
709
00:47:47,163 --> 00:47:48,163
Hey, Dad.
710
00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,323
Guys! Cops!
711
00:48:07,443 --> 00:48:09,243
A bit shit that we're littering.
712
00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:10,883
Not the problem right now!
713
00:48:12,003 --> 00:48:13,443
Get back here!
714
00:48:14,003 --> 00:48:14,883
Run!
715
00:48:16,283 --> 00:48:17,683
-Split up!
-Wait up!
716
00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:34,163
You okay?
717
00:48:34,243 --> 00:48:37,963
Yeah, I just scraped the shit out
of my arm. I'll be fine.
718
00:48:39,643 --> 00:48:40,723
Come on.