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[audience cheering and screaming]
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["So Cold" playing]
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♪ Ooh, I ain't fallin' in love ♪
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♪ I ain't fallin' in love no more ♪
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♪ With you, I ain't fallin' in love ♪
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♪ I ain't fallin' in love no more ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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-♪ Don't know, why do I feel this cold? ♪
-♪ Hey, hey ♪
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-♪ Don't know, why do I feel this cold? ♪
-♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Don't know, why do I feel this cold? ♪
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-♪ I ain't fallin' in love ♪
-♪ Why do I feel this cold? ♪
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♪ Why do I feel this cold? ♪
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-♪ I guess it was a waste of time ♪
-♪ Waste of time ♪
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♪ I'm driftin' out of paradise ♪
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♪ Thought you had a soul… ♪
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Hey Map Bitch!
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♪ Can't hide how I'm feeling
And it's sorta cold ♪
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♪ Can't hide how I'm feeling… ♪
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[purse thudding]
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[screams]
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[song continues on headphones]
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[indistinct chatter]
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You coming to the gig?
You transferred?
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[chatter and laughter]
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-[Dusty] Nice.
-[chuckles] Thanks.
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-Cool shirt.
-Thanks!
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Name one DZ Death Rays song.
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-Shut up, Spider.
-Shut up.
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Oh.
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[Dusty exhales]
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How'd you pull off after the cemetery?
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Oh, yeah. Hangover anxiety
and stuff, but all good, yeah. You?
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Yeah, had a really great night.
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You rehearsing today?
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-Yeah.
-The Cate Blanchetts, right?
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No, we're Chronic Fatigue now.
But, um, I don't know if it'll stick.
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Hopefully we figure it out
by Friday night.
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Friday night?
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Yeah, um, Dad's letting us
throw a gig at mine.
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We're raising money
for the Global Women's Project.
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Oh, that's so cool.
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Yeah. Look, we got slap band tickets
and everything.
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Oh. [laughs]
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Yeah, '90s.
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-So '90s. So can I buy one off you?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, um, Ant and Spider
are handling all that.
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Ant and Spider?
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Yeah. It'd be good
to see you there, Amerie.
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Hey! Over here! Amerie, this way!
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-[Quinni] It's our new bestie.
-Morning.
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-Hello!
-[Amerie] Hey.
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[all giggling]
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Huh. One of my favorite pornos starts
the exact same way.
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How is new guy so popular already?
I want to bump chests with Dusty.
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I need one of those slap bands.
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Oh, sweetie, no one's going
to sell you that landfill.
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You're the reason they're in SLTs,
remember? Come on.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey.
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What's up?
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The cops caught up with Ant
the other night.
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Let him off with a warning.
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Shoulda run faster.
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Hey, wait.
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Mmm. Don't.
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That's, um, where I scraped my arm, so…
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["The Source" playing]
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♪ And I'm all alone and I'm in my zone ♪
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♪ Sipping the Patron
Wanted something strong ♪
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♪ Keep thinking 'bout the ways
That they did me wrong… ♪
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Ant! Hey! Hey. Hey, um, can we chat?
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You know how Dusty's got this
thing Friday night?
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No chance.
You said Darren gave me a wristy.
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They did, didn't they?
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Well, yeah, but it's all the same
if you close your eyes. [laughs]
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You really stuffed things up for me, Ams.
My cousin told my auntie,
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and she told my grammy,
who put it on Facebook.
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Now my mum found out.
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She's making me go to church
three times more a week because of you.
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Okay. I am really, really, really sorry,
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but not selling me a slap band
won't change any of that.
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-But it might make me feel better.
-That's not very Christian of you.
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[sighs]
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Look, you're going to have
to talk to Spider, okay?
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Oh, I'll talk to Spider.
That's a great idea, Ant.
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Yeah, I'll just go talk to Spider.
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[lively music playing]
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[man] In this demonstration, we learn
how to respect people's boundaries.
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[woman] Mmm.
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[laughs] I don't want your noodles.
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Sure you do. I want everyone to know
how great my noodles are.
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I didn't even ask for your noodles.
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Well, maybe I'll put them
in someone else's bowl.
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Oh, my God, kill me now.
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[laughs] Hot noodles!
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This seems kind of unhygienic.
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[man 1] I should share
these with my friends!
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[woman] See, other people like my noodles.
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They're so long and salty.
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-Go on. Eat them, Stanley. Eat them all.
-[laughs]
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[Stanley] Stop! I'm getting angry.
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-Have you got a spare pen I can borrow?
-Nope, sorry.
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Yes.
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-Thanks.
-This is my favorite pen to draw with.
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-Cool.
-[woman on TV] I'm having fun!
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[Stanley] Your actions
are making me feel uncomfortable.
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[indistinct conversations on TV]
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[woman] I shoved my noodles in your bowl
even though you didn't want them.
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I created a giant mess.
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[Sasha] It's always the woman.
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That's just an inaccurate representation.
The media is always doing this,
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and I'm sick of it.
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-This is disgusting. I don't understand.
-[boys] No!
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[boy] Yes!
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[all groaning]
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[all laughing]
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[girl] Invading the bowl?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay, miss, I have no idea
what that was trying to teach us.
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Why was it the girl forcing them
to eat her noodles?
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Because it's misogynist propaganda.
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Women aren't such dick-obsessed idiots.
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Uh, all the ones I've met are.
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Your Sims girlfriend doesn't count.
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Was it supposed to be a joke?
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Uh, no, it's about
the dangers of sharing intimate--
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Noodles.
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[Jojo] Forget about the noodles.
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I'm trying, but it's hard to unsee.
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It's telling us to be
ashamed of our bodies.
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That's not…
What I think it's asking us to consider
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are the social consequences
of sharing nudes with other--
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That they'll see how hot I am?
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-Yeah, Missy!
-Yeah, Missy!
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No. That there's risks like revenge
porn, being excluded from friends,
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ethical reasons.
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People have been sharing naked pictures
since the dawn of time.
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For example, cave paintings, art.
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Renaissance titties.
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-[Sasha] Thank you, Ant.
-True.
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But nudes are like a human love
language, Jo.
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Okay. Yeah, fair enough.
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Look, I get that this video
isn't going to stop you,
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but there are ways to be smarter about it.
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Like, what if you don't
put your face in it?
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-[scoffs]
-I have a very recognizable dick.
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[Jojo] I'm gonna ignore that.
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Like, take the photo, fine.
But keep yourself incognito.
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[Woodsy] The hell?
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You could even have some fun with it.
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Wear a disguise, a mask, or a costume,
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find artistic ways to take photos
that doesn't include your face,
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so it can't be used against
you later. [chuckles] You're welcome.
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-[Woodsy clears throat]
-[boy] Oh!
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Um, moving on swiftly to the next section.
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Sharing images without consent.
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If you have any anonymous
questions, pop them in the box.
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Okay. Pop them in the box.
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This class sucks.
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Yeah. Thanks, Map Bitch.
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Yeah, thanks, Map Bitch.
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[girl] Map Bitch.
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Hey, um, I need to show you something.
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[gasps]
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-[Darren] Shit.
-[Quinni] Do we tell Amerie?
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[Darren] No way.
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[Jim] Must've used Liquid Nails.
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Well, hit it harder, Jim!
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[grunts]
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But seriously, we were all dumber
for watching that video.
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Yeah, so not the issue, Jojo.
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You told our students
to take naked pictures of themselves.
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-That's not what I said. I--
-That's what they heard.
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They're probably out there right now
taking selfies of their…
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[tapping]
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I've got a bunch of parents
from the P&C committee
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coming to see me in half an hour,
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wanting to come up with an action plan
to combat their sexually active teens,
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and I've got sex maps
and dildos up the wazoo.
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Just stick to the curriculum.
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-I want to come up with my own syllabus.
-[sighs]
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Most of these boys have no idea
what consent or even the clitoris is.
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-Pfft!
-If we don't find a way of teaching them,
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we're no better than the dumbasses
who made that video.
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Miss, you have to cancel SLTs.
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We've already done most of the stuff
we're not supposed to.
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It's not gonna stop anyone. No offense.
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None taken. Was actually just
having a similar chat with Ms. Woods.
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Oh, God, they're here. Jim, cover that up!
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We're all in SLTs 'cause of me.
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Why can't I take sole responsibility
for everything?
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Mrs. Vaughn and everybody else,
didn't we say 10:00 a.m.?
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We're right on time to express
our disappointment, Stacy.
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Yes, you are.
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I bet Mrs. V would love to know
how our new class is going.
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What did Jesus think
of genital warts, anyway?
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Wow.
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Please, Ms. Woods. Cancel SLTs. Please.
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I will consider your argument, Amerie.
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Let's go to my office. This way.
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[excited chuckle]
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Oh, yeah! Oh!
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That's, uh… That's nice.
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[Quinni] Nurse Carol?
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Uh, she ran to the oval
to give a kid an EpiPen.
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It's probably Jacobs in Year 9.
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How do you know?
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Bubble Boy's kind of a legend around
these parts.
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Isn't that mean to call him that?
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Well, no, because I'd never say it
to his face.
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It must suck to feel like
the entire world is out to get you.
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Even when you're just sitting there
breathing. Just existing.
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Yeah, I feel like that all the time.
It's like the patriarchy's Paddle Pop
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constantly being shoved down my throat.
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I love Paddle Pops.
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-Me too. Okay. Favorite flavor.
-Okay.
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Three, two, one.
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-Banana! No!
-Rainbow!
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[both laughing]
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You know, it ruined my life
when I found out that rainbow flavor
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is actually just caramel.
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-Caramel? You're kidding me.
-Yes. I'm not.
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-Caramel? I didn't know.
-Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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Cool.
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What are you in sick bay for?
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I come for the biscuits.
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Fuck off. Nurse Carol has biscuits?
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Sometimes. She restocks them on Mondays.
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By Wednesday they're usually gone.
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If you want some,
get in on Monday or Tuesday.
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[chuckling] I will.
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Okay. Cool.
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Did you finish that drawing from before?
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Um… Yeah.
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Can I have a look?
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["Lay Me Down" playing]
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Okay.
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[Sasha] Oh. What is this?
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It's my favorite book,
Angeline of the Underworld.
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She's a demon
who drinks the blood of sleazy men.
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But while she's doing that,
she's running a feminist empire business,
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and she's also dating
a human on the side and…
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No, this is amazing.
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Thanks.
246
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If you're well enough to talk,
you can get back to class.
247
00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:30,003
I will see you later.
248
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:31,923
Okay.
249
00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:33,683
See you in SLTs.
250
00:11:34,963 --> 00:11:36,883
Oh. Um, you forgot your…
251
00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:40,243
[beeping]
252
00:11:45,723 --> 00:11:48,403
[Amerie quietly] Fuck you, Spider.
I want a slap band.
253
00:11:58,123 --> 00:12:01,483
-I still have to give her pen back.
-So give her the pen back.
254
00:12:01,563 --> 00:12:04,643
Oh. She totally wants to give her more
than a pen, don't you?
255
00:12:06,363 --> 00:12:07,723
-You like Sasha?
-[shushing]
256
00:12:07,803 --> 00:12:11,563
She's had a wide-on for her since
the cemetery party. So go talk to her.
257
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:12,963
And say what?
258
00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:15,403
Say, "Hey, I think you're hot.
Wanna scissor?"
259
00:12:15,483 --> 00:12:17,363
-I can't say that! Because--
-Why not?
260
00:12:17,443 --> 00:12:20,003
Just be chill!
"Here's your pen. Wanna hang?"
261
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,683
No, I can't say that either.
262
00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:23,203
-You really, really can.
-Go.
263
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,043
-Go, go, go. I believe in you.
-Now?
264
00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:26,763
-Like now now?
-[Amerie] Now now.
265
00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:40,323
[breathing heavily]
266
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,283
[Quinni whispers]
I told you I couldn't do it.
267
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,283
What if she doesn't like me
or I'm not her type?
268
00:12:46,363 --> 00:12:47,843
What if she thinks I'm weird?
269
00:12:47,923 --> 00:12:50,003
What if she's still into Missy?
270
00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:51,403
[sighs]
271
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,803
[Amerie] Spider will never sell me one.
272
00:12:54,883 --> 00:12:57,123
He's cockblocking me
from getting to Dusty.
273
00:12:57,203 --> 00:12:58,563
Oi, ball!
274
00:12:58,643 --> 00:13:00,603
[Quinni] Yeah, he's an asshole.
275
00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:03,483
[Missy] Look at this.
276
00:13:03,563 --> 00:13:05,123
How do you make someone like you?
277
00:13:05,203 --> 00:13:06,203
[Sasha] You kill me.
278
00:13:06,683 --> 00:13:08,163
I hate this game.
279
00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:09,683
I have an idea. Run with me.
280
00:13:09,763 --> 00:13:12,563
-I'm not running anywhere.
-Quinni, say something funny.
281
00:13:12,643 --> 00:13:15,403
-Uh…
-[laughing]
282
00:13:16,043 --> 00:13:16,883
Come on.
283
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,003
Why are we laughing?
284
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,163
Not working. Kiss me.
285
00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:20,323
-What?
-[Darren] Maybe not.
286
00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:21,283
To make her jealous.
287
00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:22,523
[Quinni] Why do that?
288
00:13:22,603 --> 00:13:23,443
I don't want to!
289
00:13:23,523 --> 00:13:25,243
Stop this performative lesbianism!
290
00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:26,843
[Amerie] Act like you want it!
291
00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:32,323
-[Quinni] Hi!
-Hi.
292
00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:34,763
I like you.
293
00:13:35,763 --> 00:13:38,683
You're smart and you're
funny and you're really pretty.
294
00:13:38,763 --> 00:13:41,003
You're really, really beautiful. Um, and…
295
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,363
You like the sound
of your own voice too much.
296
00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:45,683
I don't like
how your Twitter bio says "Empath."
297
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:48,243
Cool. No. Okay, noted.
298
00:13:48,323 --> 00:13:49,323
[sighs] Okay.
299
00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:52,283
Um…
300
00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,283
Would you wanna hang out this weekend?
301
00:13:54,363 --> 00:13:55,203
[laughs]
302
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,123
-I'd like that. [laughs] A lot, yeah.
-Yeah? Okay.
303
00:14:00,203 --> 00:14:01,683
-Let's hang out.
-Cool.
304
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:03,923
Okay, good. Enjoy the game. Have fun.
305
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:05,483
-I will.
-Good. Okay.
306
00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:11,363
Hi, sorry, me again. Um… [chuckles]
307
00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:13,723
When you say hang out,
do you mean "hang out,"
308
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:15,083
or do you mean, like, um…
309
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,523
Do you mean, like, go on a…
310
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:20,283
-Do you mean go on a date?
-Like a date.
311
00:14:20,363 --> 00:14:24,123
[chuckles] Cool! Okay, good.
I'm glad we cleared that up.
312
00:14:24,203 --> 00:14:25,283
-That's good.
-Me too.
313
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:26,243
Bye. Goodbye.
314
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,083
[Sasha chuckles] Okay, goodbye.
315
00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:31,003
Um…
316
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,403
-Are you back again?
-I'm back again. It's me.
317
00:14:33,483 --> 00:14:36,083
Um, this is… yours.
318
00:14:36,563 --> 00:14:38,523
Um, this is yours. It says Sasha on it.
319
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:41,523
I took it from you… You gave it to me
and I forgot to give it back.
320
00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:42,843
-But I know--
-Thank you.
321
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,643
Good. There's your pen.
We're going on a date. Okay.
322
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:48,763
-[laughs] See you around!
-Oh my…
323
00:14:50,883 --> 00:14:52,483
Harps! [chuckles]
324
00:14:53,323 --> 00:14:54,483
[Quinni squealing]
325
00:14:54,563 --> 00:14:57,003
-I going on a date! Going on a date!
-[Darren giggles]
326
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,003
[indistinct chatter]
327
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,483
[man] He can't stay. It's too small
and it's not set up for him.
328
00:15:21,563 --> 00:15:24,083
Them. Them, them, them.
It's not set up for them.
329
00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:27,083
-[man sighs]
-And it never has been.
330
00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:29,203
-Wow, straight to the nuts?
-Uh-huh.
331
00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:31,403
I think they'd be better off
if they were here.
332
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:33,003
You mean, you would be.
333
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,243
They hardly even talk to me.
They're just using me for my house.
334
00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:38,003
They are using you for your house.
335
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:42,083
And they're bloody mean. Apparently
my beard looks like a dead possum.
336
00:15:42,163 --> 00:15:44,403
Well, one time he called me a Black Karen.
337
00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:46,563
-They?
-Shit.
338
00:15:46,643 --> 00:15:50,083
Eh. [chuckles]
Come on. This is hard. Yeah?
339
00:15:50,163 --> 00:15:52,283
Uh, yeah. [laughs] Exhausting.
340
00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:53,803
And now…
341
00:15:56,603 --> 00:15:57,443
It's your turn.
342
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,203
-[splutters]
-Bye-bye.
343
00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:02,163
Bye-bye.
344
00:16:02,243 --> 00:16:04,043
[pop song playing on speakers]
345
00:16:04,123 --> 00:16:07,043
[Darren] Can you believe
my dad actually wrote this?
346
00:16:07,123 --> 00:16:09,643
"Grease. Long hair."
347
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:12,923
"The throbbing motorcycle
and the open road beyond."
348
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:15,603
"Her flannel shirt whips him
like an animal."
349
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,203
[makes whipping sound]
"Clinging on for dear life."
350
00:16:18,283 --> 00:16:20,883
How does a flannel shirt
whip someone like an animal?
351
00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,683
-[Amerie] It's poetry, boo.
-Oh.
352
00:16:23,323 --> 00:16:24,803
Hey. Are you sure about this?
353
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,283
Yeah. No, I want to do it.
354
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:27,923
[Amerie] Hmm.
355
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:30,763
Open.
356
00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:33,483
[chuckling] What?
357
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,003
How you feeling?
358
00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:44,723
-No. No, get them off. Get them off.
-Okay.
359
00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:46,403
[Quinni] Okay.
360
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,243
[Amerie clear throat]
361
00:16:58,323 --> 00:17:00,083
How many girlfriends has Sasha had?
362
00:17:00,163 --> 00:17:03,283
[scoffs] God, like, fifty? And you're
worried about your flaps.
363
00:17:03,363 --> 00:17:04,803
-[clears throat]
-Oh.
364
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:06,363
None of them meant anything.
365
00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,523
Do you think I'll mean something?
366
00:17:09,603 --> 00:17:12,443
Oh, please. You mean everything.
367
00:17:13,003 --> 00:17:14,803
Listen to this. [clears throat]
368
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:18,003
"He imagined the…" [clears throat]
369
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,803
[deep voice] "He imagined the blokes
on the field like the crest of a wave
370
00:17:21,882 --> 00:17:24,603
grunting and sweating
as they came towards him."
371
00:17:24,683 --> 00:17:26,003
-Oh.
-[Darren mocks orgasm]
372
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,402
"Crashing over him.
Wrestling the ball from his grasp."
373
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:32,923
[in normal voice] Okay, this is softcore.
I could actually get into…
374
00:17:33,723 --> 00:17:36,723
-Did I say you could read that?
-What? Your great Australian novel?
375
00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:39,443
You buggered up the page order.
376
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:43,003
Do I do this to your stuff, huh?
377
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,843
Do you see me grabbing your stuff?
378
00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:47,043
No, because that's my douche.
379
00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:50,403
[thuds]
380
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:51,323
Jesus, Darren.
381
00:17:52,563 --> 00:17:53,963
[scoffs]
382
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:55,643
That was a bit harsh.
383
00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:57,003
Well, okay…
384
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,323
[song continues]
385
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:04,883
Oi, Ant!
386
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:06,803
What are you doing here?
387
00:18:07,643 --> 00:18:08,963
Going home.
388
00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,523
Don't you live in Daceyville?
389
00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:12,523
Yeah, but I'm staying with an aunt.
390
00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:13,603
Oh, cool.
391
00:18:14,283 --> 00:18:15,123
Gummy?
392
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:17,323
Is it THC? Or…
393
00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:20,043
[chuckles] Either that
or prenatal vitamins.
394
00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:27,523
Why'd you shave your head?
395
00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:31,763
I dunno.
396
00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:33,763
'Cause I wanted to.
397
00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:37,443
Why are you sitting out here?
398
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:41,283
Hiding. Mum's still angry
about the whole map shit.
399
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:44,563
I got one wristy.
400
00:18:44,643 --> 00:18:46,563
Yeah, but it was worth it, right?
401
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:47,643
[chuckles]
402
00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:49,363
-Yeah.
-[laughs]
403
00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:55,763
Is that why you
and Amerie aren't friends anymore?
404
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,003
[scoffs]
405
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,563
It was pretty dumb what she did.
Don't blame you.
406
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,723
-[dance music playing]
-[crowd cheering]
407
00:19:06,443 --> 00:19:07,283
Yeah.
408
00:19:13,603 --> 00:19:15,043
How long do bruises last?
409
00:19:15,123 --> 00:19:18,363
Uh, one to two weeks. Sometimes longer
if they're bad. Why?
410
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:20,483
Just wondering.
411
00:19:21,443 --> 00:19:23,043
Hmm? Hmm.
412
00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:26,283
Well, can you wonder and
help your sister at the same time? Mmm.
413
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:38,163
When's Harper getting here?
414
00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:39,563
She's not.
415
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,723
But she always comes to taco night.
416
00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:44,243
Yeah, well, not anymore.
417
00:19:44,323 --> 00:19:48,243
-Is it 'cause she punched you in the head?
-Just drop it. Okay?
418
00:19:48,323 --> 00:19:49,803
Is she prettier than you?
419
00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:50,803
[Naseem snickers]
420
00:19:51,643 --> 00:19:53,443
-Is she a better fighter than you?
-Shut up.
421
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,403
-[Naseem chuckles]
-It's not my fault.
422
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,203
-[Naseem cackling]
-["Crazy" playing]
423
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,243
♪ Wondering ♪
424
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:09,643
♪ What in the world did I do? ♪
425
00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:15,003
♪ Crazy ♪
426
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:23,003
♪ For thinking that my love
Could hold you ♪
427
00:20:26,003 --> 00:20:31,163
♪ I'm crazy for trying and crazy… ♪
428
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:33,203
Hey, so, can I stay at yours tonight?
429
00:20:33,283 --> 00:20:36,563
Only if I don't take that guy home.
430
00:20:36,643 --> 00:20:39,763
[chuckles] I feel this weird energy
at mine at the moment.
431
00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:41,843
I think my house might be haunted.
432
00:20:41,923 --> 00:20:43,563
-[laughs]
-It's not funny!
433
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:49,323
Of course, stay at mine.
I'll protect you from spooky ghosts.
434
00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:52,283
Hey, Ca$h said gate four, right?
435
00:20:52,363 --> 00:20:56,283
Ca$h! [laughs] Ca$hy!
436
00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:59,563
-Here, eshay, eshay, eshay!
-Oh. [laughs]
437
00:20:59,643 --> 00:21:00,563
Come on.
438
00:21:05,283 --> 00:21:10,883
♪ …for loving you ♪
439
00:21:10,963 --> 00:21:12,523
♪ Crazy ♪
440
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:20,563
♪ For thinking that my love
Could hold you ♪
441
00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:24,003
["Everyday" playing]
442
00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:27,563
[indistinct chatter]
443
00:21:27,643 --> 00:21:29,483
♪ She gonna pull up
To the side of the road ♪
444
00:21:29,563 --> 00:21:31,523
♪ Suck it up
She dripping down to the toes ♪
445
00:21:31,603 --> 00:21:35,083
♪ Remember when I told her I need a 4… ♪
446
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,683
[Spider] Who's next? You're done.
447
00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:38,843
Sweet. Thanks, man.
448
00:21:40,723 --> 00:21:41,923
What do you want?
449
00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:43,443
Just clean up the back for me.
450
00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:44,763
Men only.
451
00:21:44,843 --> 00:21:46,323
What are you doing here then?
452
00:21:46,403 --> 00:21:47,723
[laughter]
453
00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:51,803
All right. $7.50 for your first cut.
454
00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:52,763
Yeah, whatever.
455
00:21:56,643 --> 00:21:58,763
♪ We going off with no range ♪
456
00:21:58,843 --> 00:22:00,603
♪ And she gonna do what I say ♪
457
00:22:00,683 --> 00:22:02,163
♪ I swear that I'm on a way ♪
458
00:22:02,243 --> 00:22:03,803
[trimmer whirring]
459
00:22:03,883 --> 00:22:07,403
♪ Lil mama she wanting a taste
She to close and she tryna be bae ♪
460
00:22:07,483 --> 00:22:08,843
[boy 1] Yep, yep, yep.
461
00:22:14,363 --> 00:22:16,363
Spider, please sell me a slap band.
462
00:22:16,443 --> 00:22:18,283
What? No. You cooked? No way.
463
00:22:19,003 --> 00:22:20,483
Dusty said I could come.
464
00:22:20,563 --> 00:22:23,203
Why do you think he put me
in charge of tickets? Huh?
465
00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:25,083
Keep tossers like you out.
466
00:22:25,163 --> 00:22:28,523
Twenty bucks, right? I can transfer it
to you right now.
467
00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:30,723
No, it's, uh…
It's gone up to eighty now.
468
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,883
Come on, I'm asking you nicely. Please--
469
00:22:33,963 --> 00:22:36,283
Ninety. Be 100 in a minute.
470
00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:39,963
Listen, you mayonnaise fuck.
What is your problem with me?
471
00:22:40,043 --> 00:22:41,443
[boys groaning]
472
00:22:41,523 --> 00:22:43,203
You're the reason we're in SLTs.
473
00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:45,563
Well, SLTs is cancelled. Okay, so--
474
00:22:45,643 --> 00:22:48,203
-[boy 2] SLTs is cancelled?
-[boy 3] What? Did you hear that?
475
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,043
What else?
476
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:54,603
-You really want to come?
-Yes, please.
477
00:22:55,563 --> 00:22:57,083
[sighs]
478
00:22:57,163 --> 00:22:58,283
Hundred bucks, then.
479
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:06,723
Hey, have mine. Spider's a dick, so…
480
00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:08,043
This is a joke, right?
481
00:23:08,683 --> 00:23:10,963
No. I'm way funnier than this.
482
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:13,803
So, what is it then? Pity?
I don't need pity.
483
00:23:13,883 --> 00:23:15,323
Oi, I just…
484
00:23:15,403 --> 00:23:16,483
What?
485
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,803
I figure if SLTs is cancelled,
you deserve to go.
486
00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:22,843
[laughs]
487
00:23:24,043 --> 00:23:24,883
Thanks.
488
00:23:25,483 --> 00:23:26,483
[PA chimes]
489
00:23:26,563 --> 00:23:30,403
[Woodsy over PA] Amerie Wadia,
please report to the principal's office.
490
00:23:30,483 --> 00:23:34,403
Oh! You're all going to be thanking me
now, aren't ya?
491
00:23:34,483 --> 00:23:36,403
Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Map Bitch.
492
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:42,683
[all] Map Bitch! Map Bitch! Map Bitch!
493
00:23:42,763 --> 00:23:44,203
We're not cancelling the class.
494
00:23:44,283 --> 00:23:45,123
But you said--
495
00:23:45,203 --> 00:23:49,003
No, Amerie,
Ms. Obah and I have discussed it
496
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:52,483
and we agree that you brought up
some very good points the other day.
497
00:23:52,563 --> 00:23:55,243
So, well done. Tick to you, Amerie.
498
00:23:55,323 --> 00:23:59,363
But the sexual literacy tutorials
are extensive
499
00:23:59,443 --> 00:24:01,123
and there's a lot to get through.
500
00:24:01,203 --> 00:24:04,043
So given you want
to take on more responsibility…
501
00:24:04,123 --> 00:24:05,483
I never said that.
502
00:24:05,563 --> 00:24:08,483
…which we love by the way,
yet another tick to you, Amerie,
503
00:24:08,563 --> 00:24:10,163
we've landed on something
504
00:24:10,243 --> 00:24:14,723
that will help you engage
more fully with the class.
505
00:24:15,283 --> 00:24:16,363
Have a seat.
506
00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:27,163
How long do I have to be your assistant?
507
00:24:27,243 --> 00:24:28,763
Uh, just till the end of term.
508
00:24:30,003 --> 00:24:31,523
So ridiculous.
509
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:34,603
Oi, remember Woodsy's driving
this train, not me.
510
00:24:35,163 --> 00:24:38,763
I'm dead. They hate me.
You've heard what they call me.
511
00:24:38,843 --> 00:24:43,283
Oh, yeah, Map Bitch. [laughs]
Yeah, I can top that.
512
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,403
Go on.
513
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:51,323
Okay, so in Year 9, my best friend
and I tried to break into the canteen.
514
00:24:51,403 --> 00:24:54,483
And, um… We managed to get
the roller door up a few inches,
515
00:24:54,563 --> 00:24:59,123
so she crawled through but I got stuck.
Half in, half out.
516
00:24:59,203 --> 00:25:00,043
Oh?
517
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:05,483
The lovely Christie Chaka found me and
stuck a Le Snak between my butt cheeks.
518
00:25:05,563 --> 00:25:08,803
And from then on, I was known
as "Le Crack."
519
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,163
[both laughing]
520
00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:13,203
Wait, why didn't your friend help you
when you got stuck?
521
00:25:13,283 --> 00:25:15,043
She saved herself.
522
00:25:15,883 --> 00:25:17,003
I know that feeling.
523
00:25:18,563 --> 00:25:21,043
You didn't do the map
on your own, did you?
524
00:25:21,123 --> 00:25:23,123
Not that it matters now.
525
00:25:23,203 --> 00:25:24,883
Why'd you break into the canteen?
526
00:25:24,963 --> 00:25:27,923
Oh, 'cause we had the…
[spluttering] We were hungry.
527
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,323
You were high.
528
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:35,243
Oh, my God! You totally were!
You love the buds, don't you, miss?
529
00:25:35,323 --> 00:25:37,163
-Okay. Where is everyone?
-[chuckles]
530
00:25:37,243 --> 00:25:40,883
[in sing-song voice]
I may have told them it was cancelled.
531
00:25:41,683 --> 00:25:42,523
Oh.
532
00:25:42,603 --> 00:25:45,963
Well, we'll just have to make up
for it after school then, won't we?
533
00:25:48,603 --> 00:25:50,203
[sighs] Oh, God.
534
00:25:51,043 --> 00:25:55,443
So, last session, we covered
the social consequences of sexting.
535
00:25:55,523 --> 00:25:59,163
Today's exercise will demonstrate just
how quickly your images can spread
536
00:25:59,243 --> 00:26:01,963
to places you really don't want them to.
537
00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:03,603
[girl] Nice one, Map Bitch.
538
00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:06,283
You said SLTs was cancelled.
I have to be at work soon.
539
00:26:06,363 --> 00:26:07,883
I love you. Remember you're loved.
540
00:26:08,563 --> 00:26:12,643
[Jojo] Okay, so, today's exercise
is called the blue string game.
541
00:26:12,723 --> 00:26:14,803
Would you like to walk us through it,
Ms. Woods?
542
00:26:14,883 --> 00:26:16,563
Don't think about coming tonight.
543
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:19,203
[Woodsy] So the toilet roll is a sext
544
00:26:19,283 --> 00:26:23,003
and the blue string is the World Wide Web.
545
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:28,203
This is about the dangers of sexting
and how quickly information can be spread.
546
00:26:28,283 --> 00:26:31,563
So I want you to move
those toilet rolls around the string
547
00:26:31,643 --> 00:26:35,283
and Malakai and Amerie
to try and get them.
548
00:26:35,363 --> 00:26:36,723
That's it. Get it.
549
00:26:37,203 --> 00:26:40,043
That's it. Get that sext
flying along the string.
550
00:26:40,123 --> 00:26:41,723
Come on.
551
00:26:42,203 --> 00:26:44,603
Here we go. That's it.
552
00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,763
[indistinct chatter]
553
00:26:52,163 --> 00:26:56,483
Hey, um, I'm really sorry.
I swear she was going to cancel it.
554
00:26:56,563 --> 00:26:59,003
As if those dickheads
had anywhere better to be.
555
00:27:01,603 --> 00:27:02,523
See you tonight?
556
00:27:08,203 --> 00:27:09,803
[typing]
557
00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:11,443
[door opens]
558
00:27:12,763 --> 00:27:14,043
Hey, you home for dinner?
559
00:27:14,123 --> 00:27:15,483
[Darren sighs] I'm late for work.
560
00:27:15,563 --> 00:27:18,203
Can you please let
me know what your movements are?
561
00:27:18,283 --> 00:27:19,723
I just said I'll be at work.
562
00:27:19,803 --> 00:27:22,203
Can you clean up some of your shit
before you go?
563
00:27:22,283 --> 00:27:23,163
Dad…
564
00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:26,363
Living here means you play by my rules.
That means pulling your weight.
565
00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,083
If you've got a job, you can pay board.
566
00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:29,483
I need that money to live.
567
00:27:29,563 --> 00:27:31,283
Sorry, mate. That's the deal.
568
00:27:33,843 --> 00:27:35,643
How much do you pay Mum in child support?
569
00:27:36,963 --> 00:27:38,603
-What?
-How much?
570
00:27:39,363 --> 00:27:41,083
I'm not telling you that, Darren.
571
00:27:41,923 --> 00:27:43,243
That's what I thought.
572
00:27:44,123 --> 00:27:46,923
Are you disappointed I didn't turn out
to be some uber-masc,
573
00:27:47,003 --> 00:27:49,203
rugby-loving car nut
like the wankers in your novel?
574
00:27:49,283 --> 00:27:50,403
Where's this coming from?
575
00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:52,843
You want me to pay board
so I can go home to Mum
576
00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:55,123
and continue to not be
your problem anymore.
577
00:27:55,203 --> 00:27:58,163
No, that's not what this is. Darren.
Hey! That's not what this is!
578
00:27:58,243 --> 00:27:59,163
[door closes]
579
00:27:59,723 --> 00:28:00,563
[sighs]
580
00:28:01,843 --> 00:28:05,123
-["Bubbles" playing on speakers]
-[indistinct chatter]
581
00:28:12,923 --> 00:28:16,403
Hey. Hey, I'm so sorry I'm late.
582
00:28:16,483 --> 00:28:18,603
-You weren't waiting long, were you?
-No.
583
00:28:18,683 --> 00:28:21,283
Okay, cool. I can't believe you
haven't been here before.
584
00:28:21,363 --> 00:28:23,883
Okay, so you want to avoid the samosas,
585
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:26,043
but the rotis are amazing.
586
00:28:28,803 --> 00:28:29,803
You doing okay?
587
00:28:29,883 --> 00:28:31,403
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good. Yes.
588
00:28:31,483 --> 00:28:33,683
Yeah? Cool.
Do you want to go grab us a table
589
00:28:33,763 --> 00:28:35,043
and I'll get some water?
590
00:28:35,123 --> 00:28:36,363
Okay. Yep.
591
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,763
[breath trembling]
592
00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:42,403
Sorry.
593
00:28:42,483 --> 00:28:43,763
[woman] Um, excuse me.
594
00:28:43,843 --> 00:28:44,723
Sorry.
595
00:28:49,643 --> 00:28:53,283
Sorry. Sorry, um,
where do I get a table? Sorry.
596
00:28:53,363 --> 00:28:54,523
Just grab any free one.
597
00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:56,203
Okay.
598
00:28:56,283 --> 00:28:57,963
[breathing heavily]
599
00:28:59,203 --> 00:29:02,723
♪ …but these roses ♪
600
00:29:02,803 --> 00:29:07,563
♪ I want, I want nothing to do
But these… ♪
601
00:29:07,643 --> 00:29:09,163
[exhales sharply] Okay.
602
00:29:10,563 --> 00:29:11,923
[phone ringing]
603
00:29:12,003 --> 00:29:14,363
Hi, welcome to
my cellulite palace of wonders.
604
00:29:14,443 --> 00:29:17,403
What eviscerated animal
can I deep-fry for you this evening?
605
00:29:17,483 --> 00:29:18,323
[man] Bacon burger?
606
00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:20,843
-Yup, do you want a Coke with that?
-[register slams]
607
00:29:20,923 --> 00:29:22,523
Bins. Then go home.
608
00:29:22,603 --> 00:29:24,683
And next shift, bring a better attitude.
609
00:29:31,363 --> 00:29:32,243
Going well?
610
00:29:32,323 --> 00:29:34,203
[Darren laughs sarcastically] Very funny.
611
00:29:34,283 --> 00:29:37,403
It's like, what am I even doing here?
612
00:29:38,163 --> 00:29:39,323
Earning the big bucks.
613
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,683
My dad just said
I have to start paying board.
614
00:29:41,763 --> 00:29:43,603
Board like this is fucking Monopoly.
615
00:29:43,683 --> 00:29:46,203
Well, maybe he's broke, bro.
Like, what does he do?
616
00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:47,363
Not enough.
617
00:29:47,443 --> 00:29:48,883
Huh? What's his place like?
618
00:29:48,963 --> 00:29:50,843
Why? Are you planning on robbing him?
619
00:29:51,763 --> 00:29:52,643
Fuck off.
620
00:29:53,203 --> 00:29:56,003
[woman] Oi. Party in the back. Clear off.
621
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:57,283
[sighs in exasperation]
622
00:30:03,243 --> 00:30:04,763
I thought I told you to go home.
623
00:30:05,323 --> 00:30:06,563
I'm just standing here.
624
00:30:06,643 --> 00:30:07,483
Rack off.
625
00:30:15,723 --> 00:30:17,443
And then my parents were like,
626
00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:20,203
"You should get a job
at an NFP over the holidays."
627
00:30:20,283 --> 00:30:22,523
-And I was like,
-[laughter]
628
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:25,003
"Yeah, I kind of did that last semester
629
00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:27,163
and I wasn't really sure
about doing it again."
630
00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:28,643
Because I'm just…
631
00:30:28,723 --> 00:30:30,443
-[indistinct chatter]
-[utensils clatter]
632
00:30:30,523 --> 00:30:32,243
[ambient sounds all intensified]
633
00:30:35,483 --> 00:30:39,763
[muffled] …charities misrepresent
marginalized communities, you know?
634
00:30:42,003 --> 00:30:42,843
Anyways…
635
00:30:45,003 --> 00:30:46,843
What do you think about the lentils?
636
00:30:47,323 --> 00:30:49,003
They're good. Yeah.
637
00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:52,443
[indistinct chatter]
638
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:54,963
What were you saying?
639
00:30:55,043 --> 00:30:59,043
Uh, just that, you know,
I wasn't really sure
640
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:01,123
what I'm going to do over the break now.
641
00:31:01,643 --> 00:31:03,683
[inaudible]
642
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,803
[song playing in distance]
643
00:31:19,883 --> 00:31:20,763
[inhales]
644
00:31:20,843 --> 00:31:23,243
[chatter and laughter]
645
00:31:24,723 --> 00:31:26,803
Hey, where you going? Wristband.
646
00:31:26,883 --> 00:31:28,363
-Shit.
-Okay, chill.
647
00:31:28,443 --> 00:31:29,443
What will we do now?
648
00:31:29,523 --> 00:31:31,403
Um… No, I have a plan.
649
00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:33,243
Mm-hmm. And they work so well.
650
00:31:35,043 --> 00:31:38,003
[exhales] I hope Dusty's dad
is feeling bicurious--
651
00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:39,643
I'm doing it. I'm going in raw.
652
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,243
That's not what that means!
653
00:31:41,323 --> 00:31:44,563
Hey, I lost my band, but my name
should be on the list.
654
00:31:44,643 --> 00:31:46,603
-Yeah? What is it?
-Harper McLean.
655
00:31:49,963 --> 00:31:51,283
All right. In you go.
656
00:31:51,363 --> 00:31:52,203
Thank you.
657
00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:53,163
Hey.
658
00:31:53,963 --> 00:31:55,403
[Amerie] Is there a problem?
659
00:32:02,803 --> 00:32:05,763
No. Sorry, Map Lady, no can do.
660
00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:06,963
-Seriously?
-Seriously.
661
00:32:07,043 --> 00:32:09,003
-Are you kidding me?
-No. Move.
662
00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:12,123
I mess up once. Once!
663
00:32:13,403 --> 00:32:17,003
Hey, it's almost like actions
have consequences, yeah?
664
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:19,123
[girls laughing]
665
00:32:21,443 --> 00:32:22,803
Oh, what?!
666
00:32:22,883 --> 00:32:23,803
[scoffs]
667
00:32:24,523 --> 00:32:26,523
What? You're giving up that easy?
668
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,203
Come on.
669
00:32:33,003 --> 00:32:34,483
Why are you helping me?
670
00:32:34,563 --> 00:32:36,243
Ah. Nothing better to do.
671
00:32:36,843 --> 00:32:39,563
You know being caught
with me is, like, social suicide?
672
00:32:39,643 --> 00:32:41,563
Ah. Shoot me in the face then.
673
00:32:42,203 --> 00:32:43,043
Come on.
674
00:32:47,043 --> 00:32:47,883
Huh?
675
00:32:49,243 --> 00:32:50,083
Pff.
676
00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:53,603
[Amerie grunts]
677
00:32:53,683 --> 00:32:55,243
-[Malakai] Ready? Yeah?
-Uh-huh.
678
00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:57,003
[Amerie strains]
679
00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:57,963
[Malakai strains]
680
00:32:58,843 --> 00:32:59,843
Good?
681
00:33:02,643 --> 00:33:04,643
[grunts]
682
00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:06,923
-Can you do this?
-Yeah.
683
00:33:09,003 --> 00:33:09,843
Jesus!
684
00:33:10,403 --> 00:33:11,483
[Malakai grunts]
685
00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:13,563
[shouts]
686
00:33:13,643 --> 00:33:15,323
["Good Times" playing]
687
00:33:15,403 --> 00:33:16,523
[Malakai] Shit.
688
00:33:17,843 --> 00:33:20,963
-[Amerie] I think I twisted my ankle!
-[laughing]
689
00:33:23,283 --> 00:33:26,003
[Amerie laughing] It's… It's not funny!
690
00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:28,363
-[laughing]
-[Amerie] I'm gonna pull you in!
691
00:33:30,363 --> 00:33:32,123
[Amerie laughing] Stop!
692
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,963
[Malakai] Gimme your hand.
693
00:33:41,843 --> 00:33:43,243
Drowned rat alert.
694
00:33:46,203 --> 00:33:47,243
[laughing]
695
00:33:47,323 --> 00:33:50,883
Um, there's a bathroom upstairs.
696
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:55,963
[gasps] What are you doing?
697
00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:58,563
I left the back gate open.
Did you not see my text?
698
00:34:03,523 --> 00:34:05,403
[door knob rattling]
699
00:34:05,483 --> 00:34:07,123
[Missy] Oh, my gosh.
700
00:34:10,123 --> 00:34:12,963
♪ Boast 'bout how you suffer ♪
701
00:34:13,043 --> 00:34:15,043
[indistinct chatter]
702
00:34:15,123 --> 00:34:19,523
♪ I didn't know he loved ya… ♪
703
00:34:20,722 --> 00:34:23,682
Hey. Wasn't sure
you'd be into this kind of thing.
704
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:27,443
Oh, no, I love it when straight boys
pretend to care about women's rights.
705
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:31,163
Oh, right, I see you prefer guys
who don't give a shit about anything.
706
00:34:31,242 --> 00:34:34,682
"Hey, I'm Harper, and I, uh, hate anyone
who tries to make an effort."
707
00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:38,963
"Hey, I'm Dusty, and I'm a giant wanker
who's only doing this for social clout."
708
00:34:41,003 --> 00:34:43,843
See ya. And thanks for having me.
709
00:34:44,403 --> 00:34:45,242
[Dusty] Anytime.
710
00:34:46,403 --> 00:34:51,523
Um, hey, thanks for tonight.
Um, I'm gonna go.
711
00:34:52,043 --> 00:34:52,883
Okay.
712
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,603
Darren!
713
00:34:57,123 --> 00:34:59,043
[hair dryer whirring]
714
00:35:01,643 --> 00:35:02,603
You're good.
715
00:35:03,523 --> 00:35:05,483
-[Darren sighs]
-[Amerie] Let's scam.
716
00:35:07,203 --> 00:35:09,203
[Darren] Dusty's parents have cash flow.
717
00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:12,043
This stuff is so exxy.
718
00:35:12,923 --> 00:35:16,243
Think it'd be weird to make out
with Dusty, smelling like his mum?
719
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,003
[Quinni] Darren!
720
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,643
-[crying]
-What's wrong?
721
00:35:22,043 --> 00:35:22,963
Quinni?
722
00:35:23,483 --> 00:35:25,083
I was trying to listen.
723
00:35:25,163 --> 00:35:27,923
Like, at the date, I was trying so hard,
724
00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:30,283
but it was the lights,
the people, the sound--
725
00:35:30,363 --> 00:35:31,603
It's okay. Deep breaths.
726
00:35:31,683 --> 00:35:33,603
[breathing heavily]
727
00:35:34,683 --> 00:35:37,443
Every time I tried to talk
or listen or focus,
728
00:35:37,523 --> 00:35:39,803
Sasha would look at me like I was weird.
729
00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:43,123
And I like her so much.
I really wanted this to work.
730
00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:48,003
Like, so badly. And I…
I just can't ever do any of this.
731
00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,243
-I can't…
-[Darren] It's okay. Oh, oh, oh.
732
00:35:50,323 --> 00:35:51,763
No touching the Quinni. Uh…
733
00:35:52,643 --> 00:35:53,483
You look great.
734
00:35:54,123 --> 00:35:56,643
Why don't you go trap some dick.
You know where to find us.
735
00:35:56,723 --> 00:35:57,603
Okay.
736
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:00,403
Look at me.
737
00:36:00,483 --> 00:36:03,323
[both breathing deeply]
738
00:36:06,243 --> 00:36:08,283
Okay. We live in this bathroom now.
739
00:36:09,403 --> 00:36:10,403
Okay.
740
00:36:11,843 --> 00:36:13,603
["HGS" playing]
741
00:36:22,643 --> 00:36:25,203
[door opens and closes]
742
00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:31,123
-Hey, hey.
-Hey.
743
00:36:31,203 --> 00:36:32,483
You guys on soon?
744
00:36:32,563 --> 00:36:33,603
Uh, yeah, in a bit.
745
00:36:35,963 --> 00:36:37,883
This is embarrassing, right?
746
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,283
It's embarrassing
that we think we can do this?
747
00:36:40,923 --> 00:36:43,723
Yeah, it's, like, super embarrassing.
748
00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:46,763
Like, so embarrassing!
749
00:36:46,843 --> 00:36:47,683
Yeah.
750
00:36:47,763 --> 00:36:48,803
[whispers] Ah!
751
00:36:48,883 --> 00:36:50,763
You should just cancel the whole gig.
752
00:36:50,843 --> 00:36:52,123
Tell everyone to go home.
753
00:36:52,203 --> 00:36:53,243
I can't do that.
754
00:36:53,323 --> 00:36:54,683
-No, you can't. No.
-No.
755
00:36:54,763 --> 00:36:55,763
[both chuckle]
756
00:36:56,403 --> 00:37:00,043
So, get out there and kill it. Okay?
757
00:37:00,643 --> 00:37:01,803
Mm-hmm.
758
00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:06,883
You are a champion, Dusty,
and they're going to hear you roar.
759
00:37:08,003 --> 00:37:09,923
Isn't… Isn't that a Katy Perry song?
760
00:37:11,043 --> 00:37:15,923
No. No, um, it's, like, this poet
I've been reading lately. Peter Rivers.
761
00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:17,683
-Yeah? Cool.
-Um… You'd…
762
00:37:17,763 --> 00:37:19,203
You'd like him, actually.
763
00:37:19,283 --> 00:37:21,923
-I'll check him out.
-Yeah! You should check him out.
764
00:37:22,003 --> 00:37:23,203
-Yeah. Cool.
-Cool.
765
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,123
Hey!
766
00:37:26,283 --> 00:37:27,963
I think you should have this.
767
00:37:28,643 --> 00:37:30,763
Made me feel better
when you gave it to me.
768
00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:31,683
Thanks.
769
00:37:32,403 --> 00:37:33,283
Yeah.
770
00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:34,363
["Higher" playing]
771
00:37:34,443 --> 00:37:37,603
♪ Let's get caught up
In the wind this time ♪
772
00:37:37,683 --> 00:37:41,563
♪ There's power found where freedom lies ♪
773
00:37:41,643 --> 00:37:43,403
Oi, Dusty, you dickhead!
774
00:37:43,483 --> 00:37:45,323
Well, thanks, Am.
775
00:37:49,443 --> 00:37:54,003
Oh, and you smell, like, really good
by the way. Like, really good.
776
00:37:57,643 --> 00:38:02,243
♪ Keep taking me higher, higher ♪
777
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:07,123
♪ Keep taking me higher, higher ♪
778
00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:11,923
♪ Keep taking me higher, higher ♪
779
00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:14,563
[pop song playing on speakers]
780
00:38:24,163 --> 00:38:25,163
Hey.
781
00:38:26,683 --> 00:38:29,563
I'm sorry about before. I shouldn't
always assume that you're--
782
00:38:29,643 --> 00:38:30,483
What?
783
00:38:31,203 --> 00:38:32,243
Up to no good?
784
00:38:33,163 --> 00:38:34,003
Yeah.
785
00:38:38,923 --> 00:38:40,443
Yo, Ca$h. Cocktail, mate?
786
00:38:40,523 --> 00:38:41,643
Yeah, cheers, Ian.
787
00:38:42,683 --> 00:38:44,763
I call this one the "Fat Little Soldier."
788
00:38:47,643 --> 00:38:48,963
[indistinct chatter]
789
00:38:52,523 --> 00:38:54,643
[inaudible conversations]
790
00:38:55,923 --> 00:38:56,923
[playing snare drum]
791
00:38:57,003 --> 00:38:58,763
[guitar strums]
792
00:39:00,803 --> 00:39:02,883
[instruments tuning]
793
00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,803
-[microphone feedback]
-[partygoers cheering]
794
00:39:08,283 --> 00:39:12,643
I'm a fark! [yells]
795
00:39:13,523 --> 00:39:15,243
-[Spider] Whoo!
-[crowd cheering]
796
00:39:16,483 --> 00:39:18,923
Hello. Um, thank you all
for coming out tonight.
797
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:22,123
We are here in support
of the Global Women's Project.
798
00:39:22,203 --> 00:39:25,603
-[all cheering]
-Way to go, yeah! This shit is awesome.
799
00:39:25,683 --> 00:39:27,723
Um… [chuckles] Thanks, Dad.
800
00:39:27,803 --> 00:39:29,843
-[crowd cheering]
-[cymbal struck]
801
00:39:30,643 --> 00:39:33,123
Anyway, we're Renaissance Titties,
802
00:39:33,203 --> 00:39:37,443
and, um, I just want to give a shout out
to someone special in the audience.
803
00:39:38,003 --> 00:39:38,963
Um…
804
00:39:41,123 --> 00:39:42,083
There she is.
805
00:39:42,763 --> 00:39:43,883
Hey, Harper.
806
00:39:43,963 --> 00:39:45,003
[comical drum roll]
807
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,723
This song is for Harper McLean.
808
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:50,363
It's called "My Life Is Nothing
Without the Warm Embrace
809
00:39:50,443 --> 00:39:51,803
of your Sweet Left Cheek."
810
00:39:51,883 --> 00:39:52,723
[boy] Yeah, Harper!
811
00:39:52,803 --> 00:39:55,643
[Dusty] A one, a two,
a one, two, three, four.
812
00:39:55,723 --> 00:39:57,163
Are you serious? Did you know this?
813
00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:03,043
♪ Sinking away
Girl, I lay here in your shade ♪
814
00:40:03,603 --> 00:40:06,363
♪ Seasons come and seasons change ♪
815
00:40:07,563 --> 00:40:08,403
♪ Well I… ♪
816
00:40:10,363 --> 00:40:11,323
Oi!
817
00:40:11,403 --> 00:40:14,283
Harper! Harper, what the fuck?!
818
00:40:14,363 --> 00:40:16,123
I didn't know he was gonna do that.
819
00:40:16,603 --> 00:40:17,923
So you hooked up with him?
820
00:40:19,923 --> 00:40:22,603
The boy I've been in love with
for almost five years.
821
00:40:22,683 --> 00:40:24,843
The boy I've literally never
stopped talking about.
822
00:40:26,203 --> 00:40:29,283
-Is that what all this was about?
-No, it's not. It's really not.
823
00:40:29,363 --> 00:40:30,203
[scoffs]
824
00:40:30,283 --> 00:40:32,403
I didn't even want to hook up
with him, okay?
825
00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:35,483
It just… happened.
826
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:38,043
Oh. So it was so easy for you.
827
00:40:39,043 --> 00:40:40,123
Nah, fuck this.
828
00:40:41,723 --> 00:40:45,283
Are you done?
Are you done fucking with my life?!
829
00:40:51,203 --> 00:40:53,603
["The Ocean" playing]
830
00:41:06,803 --> 00:41:09,803
[Quinni] Okay, I think I'm good to go now.
831
00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,123
Stunning. [sighs]
832
00:41:15,843 --> 00:41:18,683
[pop song playing on speakers]
833
00:41:18,763 --> 00:41:20,363
[Darren] Where is Amerie?
834
00:41:22,323 --> 00:41:24,003
It's okay. I've got this.
835
00:41:27,163 --> 00:41:29,563
Hey. I thought you liked me.
836
00:41:29,643 --> 00:41:30,723
I do like you.
837
00:41:31,403 --> 00:41:32,963
Then why act like you didn't?
838
00:41:33,043 --> 00:41:35,523
I didn't mean to.
It just happens to me sometimes.
839
00:41:35,603 --> 00:41:39,083
I freeze up and forget how to speak.
It happens when I'm stressed out.
840
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,203
I stress you out?
841
00:41:40,283 --> 00:41:44,523
No, you don't stress me out. You make
me anxious and so excited, and--
842
00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:48,323
You could try showing it instead
of acting like I bore the shit out of you.
843
00:41:48,403 --> 00:41:50,163
-You don't bore me.
-Really? Really…
844
00:41:50,243 --> 00:41:52,403
Because the entire night
your face was like…
845
00:41:53,163 --> 00:41:56,003
-Like you couldn't even look at me.
-I'm autistic. Okay?
846
00:41:57,363 --> 00:41:58,563
Right.
847
00:41:58,643 --> 00:42:01,323
I'm autistic. I have autism,
whatever you want to say.
848
00:42:01,403 --> 00:42:03,363
No, but how did I not know this?
849
00:42:03,443 --> 00:42:06,483
I'm pretty good at masking.
Putting on a face. Pretending.
850
00:42:06,563 --> 00:42:07,723
Most of the time.
851
00:42:07,803 --> 00:42:11,683
Yeah, but you don't… Like, you're not…
852
00:42:13,483 --> 00:42:15,363
Like, I've met autistic people.
853
00:42:15,923 --> 00:42:16,763
Okay.
854
00:42:16,843 --> 00:42:19,403
And you're really emotionally intelligent.
855
00:42:19,483 --> 00:42:20,323
Yep.
856
00:42:20,403 --> 00:42:22,043
And so, I just thought…
857
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:23,843
Okay, Sia.
858
00:42:23,923 --> 00:42:26,083
No. Quinni.
859
00:42:28,123 --> 00:42:30,403
I'm sorry.
I clearly need to do more research.
860
00:42:30,963 --> 00:42:35,603
But I think you're really cool. And
you're different to anyone I've ever met
861
00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:37,323
and that's why I like you.
862
00:42:37,403 --> 00:42:40,763
["Be Sweet" playing]
863
00:42:40,843 --> 00:42:43,923
You have a face that looks like
it would be very nice to kiss,
864
00:42:44,003 --> 00:42:46,963
but you have a very, very shit taste
in restaurants.
865
00:42:47,043 --> 00:42:47,923
[laughs]
866
00:42:48,723 --> 00:42:50,723
Okay. Well, then why don't you try it?
867
00:42:50,803 --> 00:42:52,043
Try what?
868
00:42:53,803 --> 00:42:54,883
This.
869
00:42:56,203 --> 00:42:58,363
♪ Be sweet to me, baby ♪
870
00:42:58,443 --> 00:43:04,123
♪ I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in something ♪
871
00:43:19,803 --> 00:43:22,763
[Malakai chuckles] Probably fucked
your ankle running on it.
872
00:43:22,843 --> 00:43:25,003
-[Amerie chuckles]
-But this will help.
873
00:43:26,603 --> 00:43:27,443
Here you go.
874
00:43:28,563 --> 00:43:30,083
Thanks. [chuckles]
875
00:43:30,163 --> 00:43:31,003
[Malakai] Yep.
876
00:43:34,683 --> 00:43:35,683
What a mess.
877
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:39,683
No. No, tonight was cool.
878
00:43:40,563 --> 00:43:43,283
No. Well, what? We saw a crap band.
879
00:43:43,363 --> 00:43:45,203
-You went for a swim.
-[both chuckle]
880
00:43:45,843 --> 00:43:48,043
I… I found a nang.
881
00:43:48,123 --> 00:43:49,803
[Amerie chuckles]
882
00:43:54,243 --> 00:43:55,083
[Malakai sighs]
883
00:43:56,003 --> 00:43:57,803
Did you know about Harper and Dusty?
884
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:03,643
Yeah, I… I think they hooked up
at the graveyard party.
885
00:44:04,923 --> 00:44:06,283
I'm such an idiot.
886
00:44:08,363 --> 00:44:09,803
-[exhales sharply]
-No, uh…
887
00:44:09,883 --> 00:44:12,043
-Jesus.
-You know, they probably won't last.
888
00:44:17,683 --> 00:44:20,083
What's the deal
with you and Harper, anyway?
889
00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:26,963
You ever have someone who you love
with everything you've got
890
00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:30,563
just turn on you for no reason?
891
00:44:33,883 --> 00:44:35,163
[Malakai] Hmm.
892
00:44:35,243 --> 00:44:38,163
I dunno. You know, maybe she's
going through something.
893
00:44:40,963 --> 00:44:45,523
[scoffs] Or maybe she's just a bitch.
Who knows?
894
00:44:55,963 --> 00:44:57,323
[door opens]
895
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,243
It's not because I don't want you here.
896
00:45:09,443 --> 00:45:10,363
[sighs]
897
00:45:10,883 --> 00:45:15,443
I've been writing this thing for so long,
and I have found no success,
898
00:45:15,523 --> 00:45:19,963
no respect, no money and I'm not sure
if it'll ever be worth it.
899
00:45:21,363 --> 00:45:26,163
But I know what is worth it and I
really want to make this work.
900
00:45:26,963 --> 00:45:29,403
If you still want to live
with your deadbeat dad.
901
00:45:31,803 --> 00:45:35,483
Fifty bucks a week. And I'll chuck in
a large fries every Thursday.
902
00:45:38,483 --> 00:45:39,563
By the way,
903
00:45:40,163 --> 00:45:43,483
I'm not a huge fan of how the son
steals the surfboard in the end.
904
00:45:43,563 --> 00:45:46,243
It's too predictable
and it's not how real life works.
905
00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:48,483
You read the whole thing?
906
00:45:49,843 --> 00:45:51,803
I was taking a shit.
I needed something to read.
907
00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:54,603
[chuckles] It must've been
a hell of a shit.
908
00:45:54,683 --> 00:45:58,483
Yeah, I was pretty backed up.
Don't read into it!
909
00:45:59,643 --> 00:46:00,683
Goodnight.
910
00:46:00,763 --> 00:46:02,083
["Every Hour" playing]
911
00:46:04,523 --> 00:46:05,363
[indistinct chatter]
912
00:46:05,443 --> 00:46:08,043
♪ Girl I love
Open up ♪
913
00:46:08,123 --> 00:46:11,043
♪ This ain't no place for secrets ♪
914
00:46:11,123 --> 00:46:14,043
♪ I'll keep 'em
Please don't be scared ♪
915
00:46:14,123 --> 00:46:16,323
♪ Trust me we're way too deep… ♪
916
00:46:16,403 --> 00:46:19,163
-Why are you judging me?
-What? I'm not.
917
00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:20,083
[both laughing]
918
00:46:20,843 --> 00:46:21,683
Uh…
919
00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:24,483
Just so you know,
I'm not going to kiss you.
920
00:46:24,563 --> 00:46:27,283
So don't get any ideas.
This isn't a thing.
921
00:46:28,163 --> 00:46:31,283
Totally. Without a doubt. I wasn't gonna.
922
00:46:31,363 --> 00:46:32,763
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
923
00:46:32,843 --> 00:46:35,203
-Good. Glad we cleared that up.
-Mmm. [chuckles]
924
00:46:36,763 --> 00:46:38,283
Can I have my peas back, then?
925
00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:42,043
They're gross and mushy now anyway.
926
00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:45,323
Thanks.
927
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:50,443
♪ And every hour with you babe
You babe, you… ♪
928
00:46:50,523 --> 00:46:52,723
Where the hell have you been?!
929
00:46:52,803 --> 00:46:55,283
You're not even supposed
to be leaving the house!
930
00:46:56,003 --> 00:46:57,323
-Well?!
-[Amerie sighs]
931
00:46:58,563 --> 00:47:00,563
[mum] Inside now!
932
00:47:01,203 --> 00:47:03,443
Amerie Wadia,
you get inside this house right now!
933
00:47:03,523 --> 00:47:05,163
I will not ask you again!
934
00:47:05,763 --> 00:47:08,003
[neighbors yelling indistinctly]
935
00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:09,603
-[Amerie] Good night.
-[laughs]
936
00:47:14,803 --> 00:47:16,803
[man sniffing]
937
00:47:16,883 --> 00:47:17,963
[spits]
938
00:47:27,203 --> 00:47:28,483
How'd we go, little mate?
939
00:47:34,923 --> 00:47:36,443
Rich gronk, bingo.
940
00:47:38,123 --> 00:47:39,323
[sighs]
941
00:47:39,403 --> 00:47:40,563
[car unlocks]
942
00:47:41,203 --> 00:47:42,043
[man] Come on.
943
00:47:47,043 --> 00:47:49,043
["Scream" playing]
944
00:48:35,963 --> 00:48:38,003
[breathing heavily]
945
00:48:42,843 --> 00:48:44,683
[crying]
946
00:49:25,643 --> 00:49:28,643
[upbeat music playing]