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Did you want to come in?
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Um…
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Don't you have work?
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I'll ditch.
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I… I should get home.
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Right.
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I'll see you at school.
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Yeah, I'll see you at school.
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It started circulating over the weekend.
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-Who made it?
-We don't know.
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Do you think he's seen it?
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He's already in the hall.
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Oh, yeah, how's that going?
Getting matching mullets soon?
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-Amerie.
-Sorry.
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I just have feelings about Darren dating
the most probbo person in our school.
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Oh, okay, he's not probbo.
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Sure, he deals drugs, but who doesn't?
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Malakai.
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Hey.
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That video is messed up.
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I just wanted to see how you're doing.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I don't remember much. I was pretty drunk.
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Yeah, same.
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I think I'd rather just forget it.
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Forget what?
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Um, about that…
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Amerie can never find out.
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Agreed.
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Okay. Well, I'll see you.
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See ya.
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-Hey.
-How are you?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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I texted you and called like a lot.
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Yeah. Uh… Sorry. My phone was playing up.
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Your phone was playing up?
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Yeah, I dropped it.
It was a pretty funny story--
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I was really worried about you.
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I don't hear from you for like days,
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and now you're just kind of acting
like nothing happened.
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I just… I needed some time.
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I'm sorry that I disappeared.
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Let me make it up to you, all right?
Tonight. My treat.
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Please.
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-Come on.
-And we can talk properly then?
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Yeah. Sure thing.
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Hmm.
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-Oh…
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We're late for assembly, so…
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Good morning, everybody.
So I have an announcement.
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It's really very thrilling.
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Hartley High has been selected to kick off
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the city of Sydney
Interschool Basketball Semifinals.
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Which will garner some much-needed
positive attention after the map debacle.
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-Map Bitch!
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Put a sock in it, Spencer.
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It's actually a very big honor
and we would like all of you
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to do your bit and help us
clean up our school.
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Don't actual cleaners do that, Miss?
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Great contribution, Anthony.
Anything else?
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As a little incentive,
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the student who picks up
the most bags of rubbish
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-will receive a PlayStation…
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…gift voucher. Valued at $50.
It's still a lot.
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I want that gift voucher.
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And, yes, the cleanup is compulsory.
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You will be handed out schedules
in the first period.
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Thank you.
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You know what?
I would rather eat a balding bus tire
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than clean the girls' toilets.
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Weird flex, but okay.
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They haven't cleaned the sanitary bins
in ages, Darren.
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-Shit's a horror show.
-Period.
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Let me guess, you're going to be
the trash queen of Hartley High.
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Don't encourage her.
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You're jealous she's going to beat you.
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Yeah, you're jealous.
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-Exactly!
-No, you sweet, stupid lesbians.
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I won't be partaking because
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I don't clean up rubbish
after white people.
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-Sorry.
-Fair enough.
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I could get the Environmental Club
to come pitch in
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and win you that gift voucher.
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You'd do that for me?
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-Of course I would.
-Aw!
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You are my trash queen.
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The flaps were like human flaps.
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-With stripes on it?
-Yeah.
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Tiger has to earn its stripes.
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I worry about you sometimes, bro.
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Hey.
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Hey. Um…
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Spider was just telling me he
had this sex dream. About the Tiger King?
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Yeah, except it was an actual tiger
and with a human vag.
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Weirdly doesn't surprise me.
Can I talk to you for a second?
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Yeah, what's up?
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, for sure.
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Cool, 'cause it feels like
you've been avoiding me.
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We're good. Really.
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Okay. I'll relax.
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Are we still on for later?
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You bet.
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Bye.
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So we all agree that porn
has given us unrealistic ideas
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of what sex should look like.
But is it all bad?
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When you watch as much as Ant does.
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Very funny. Yeah.
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It can be helpful
if you don't know what you like.
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Or who you like.
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I one-hundy percent figured out
I was into girls by watching lesbian porn.
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Oh, my God. Me too.
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I thought I learned everything
I needed to know about gay sex from porn,
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but it's not real.
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Okay, go on.
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Well, since you can't just jump on a dick
without warning…
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-You have to douche first, it takes time…
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Sorry. Is there something you want to say?
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No.
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It must be hard, hey?
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Being jammed so far in the closet
you're practically in Narnia?
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-You wish, yeah.
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All right, come on. Come on.
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Miss. I find porn a bit hectic.
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If that's what sex
is supposed to look like,
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-I don't want it.
-Yeah.
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It's all about getting a guy off.
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Isn't it?
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And not at all about
what girls actually want.
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That's why I want
to talk to you about pleasure.
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Specifically, your pleasure.
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-Isn't that illegal, Miss?
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Yeah. I get why you think that, Ant,
because it feels scary. Right?
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You know, teenagers actually knowing
what they want.
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I want that PlayStation gift voucher.
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I want a good almond milk.
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I want my dad to be proud of me.
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Learning to communicate
with your sexual partners
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about what you want and desire
is important.
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I know you might think it's embarrassing
or even silly,
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but sex doesn't have to be painful,
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physically or emotionally.
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So let's try something this week, yeah?
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I want you to put in this box
things you like.
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Things you derive pleasure from.
It can be whatever you want,
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just make sure it's honest, yeah?
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Then next class, we'll go through them
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and start to normalize
expressing our wants and desires.
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-Thank you, everyone.
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-Good luck with the voucher.
-Thanks, Jojo.
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How is there this much rubbish
in our school?
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Oi, over there.
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You're making more of a mess.
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Shut the fuck up, Jenny.
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What's going on with you?
You're more Darren than usual.
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Sorry, it's…
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I'm getting mixed signals from Ca$h.
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Sounds like it's going well.
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He hasn't made a move.
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Okay, we kissed and it was hot.
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Except it should have been more
and it wasn't.
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Maybe he just wants to take things slow.
Is that so weird?
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Ew. Yes. Oh, my God. Only serial killers
take things slow, Amerie. Grow up.
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-You grow up.
-Both of you grow up.
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Sorry. It's just… I'm like…
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I'm like really horny all of the time.
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Same, babe.
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Have you tried talking to him?
You could ask him on a date!
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No, no.
I just got a cold shiver up my spine.
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Mmm. Alternatively you could
just pull him into a classroom
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and force him to have sex with you.
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Yes, that option.
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-Not that option.
-No!
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Oh, my God!
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Back off, Jenny.
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Got it.
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Hey.
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Ca$h, hey. What are you doing here?
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Are you dropping rubbish for me
to pick up?
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What? No. No. Why would I do that?
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See, I've been picking up rubbish too.
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Darren, that's a used condom.
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I don't think it's used, it's--
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Bloody Year 7s.
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Hey, while I have you here--
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Listen, do you wanna hang tonight?
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Like… Back at yours?
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Yeah, unless you have plans.
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No! Uh, no plans. Yes. Yeah.
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-Cool.
-Yes, cool.
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Okay, now what were you gonna say?
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Oh, uh…
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I was asking if you wanted to
come with me to the basketball game.
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Oh, uh…
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-I mean, I wasn't really planning on--
-No, neither was I.
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-Pretend I didn't say that.
-If you want to go, we can go.
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-I'll think about it.
-Okay.
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Not that I don't want to
do things with you, um, it's just…
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Men's sport gives me cystic acne and… Ugh.
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Um…
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Yeah. Okay, well, um…
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Yeah, I'll see you later tonight.
Um, have fun with your condom.
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-I will.
-Okay.
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See you.
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Ugh.
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That's it! Hustle up!
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Here. Here. C'mon, here.
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-Two's a crowd, dog.
-Fuck's sake!
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Right! Let's talk, team.
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Gather round. Come on.
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At the end of the week,
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those bleachers are going to be full of
people expecting the best from you, okay?
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It's an honor to be chosen
to open the competition.
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Queens Grammar mean business.
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So don't let Hartley down, okay?
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Right.
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Get good rest.
I'll catch you back here bright and early.
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Great work. Great work, team. Great work.
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Hey, Malakai.
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Hey, I, um… I saw the video of you
and the police officer.
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So I, um… Are you…
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
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-You good?
-Yeah.
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Good. Good.
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-Sick.
-Sick.
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-I gotta go shower.
-Oh, yes, very important to shower.
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I'm always saying that myself.
It's a good thing.
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But if you need me for anything, okay?
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-Yeah. Thanks, Miss.
-Thank you, Malakai.
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Yeah, I got you, bro.
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No, I got you on that next session.
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-I'm so sorry.
-About what?
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You're driving me to my games night!
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This will not take long. I promise.
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-Um, yeah, that's okay.
-Come on, girls! Come on.
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-What is this place?
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Right on. Have fun, Nan.
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-Come on, Darren.
-Oh.
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So, how do you two know each other?
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-Work.
-School.
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Schwork. Oh, never heard of it.
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Um…
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How do you two know each other?
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He says he came out of my daughter.
But just between you and me,
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I think he's just waiting for me to die
so he can get all my money.
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Can I have your glasses?
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Oh, you can have my collection
of porcelain cats.
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-Oh, Donnie! Thank you, much appreciated.
-No worries.
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Come on, come on.
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What the hell?
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Come on, come on.
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Whoo-hoo, everyone! Whoo-hoo!
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About time.
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That's mine, then.
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Everyone, this is Dougie's friend
from schwork, Darren.
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Hi, Darren.
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-This is Sue, Lim and George.
-Hi.
258
00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:49,523
But steer clear of George.
He gets very touchy-feely when he's drunk.
259
00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:53,443
-And you're just his type.
-Oh. Get in line, sweetie.
260
00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:55,963
Come on. Sit there.
261
00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:57,763
No, Nan. We've got plans.
262
00:16:57,843 --> 00:16:59,763
Oh. You can stay for one game.
263
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:01,763
-We don't have to--
-It's fine, Dougie.
264
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:03,963
Plus, I've never played poker before.
265
00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:07,163
It's going to be very sad
when I win all your pension checks.
266
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,283
You're dreaming.
267
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,882
Get your old granny a drink, dear.
268
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,763
Sue. Deal us in.
269
00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:27,122
I don't know.
I think I'd get a scorpion on my leg.
270
00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:28,402
Why a scorpion?
271
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:30,763
Does it have to have meaning?
272
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,803
Well, it's going to be there forever.
273
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,003
All right. The meaning is…
274
00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,483
scorpions are sick.
275
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,083
-You're a poet, Malakai.
-Thank you.
276
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:42,763
What would you get?
277
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:45,843
A love heart
with the word "chippies" in it.
278
00:17:47,363 --> 00:17:49,523
What? I'm serious.
279
00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:53,083
Chippies will never hurt me.
Chippies are my ride or die.
280
00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:56,123
No, I just didn't realize my competition
was a fried potato.
281
00:18:00,843 --> 00:18:04,243
Look, I know about the video.
282
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:08,203
You don't have to protect me from it.
283
00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:10,043
-It's so wrong. I'm so sorry.
-It's okay.
284
00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:13,243
I'm not angry.
285
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,083
But I do have a question.
286
00:18:17,643 --> 00:18:18,523
What?
287
00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:22,683
Did you know I have the highest score
on Dance Dance Galactica Domination 3?
288
00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:25,843
Then you best limber up, bitch.
289
00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:36,163
And I have nothing. Again.
290
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:41,163
Sue, time to break out the rum balls.
291
00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:42,483
-Mmm.
-Oh.
292
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,363
So Darren, anyone special in your life?
293
00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:46,883
Oh, here we go.
294
00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:49,083
I'm just making conversation,
you old bitch.
295
00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:50,323
-Oh.
296
00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:52,443
Um…
297
00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:55,203
What about you, George?
298
00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:57,443
In another life. Yeah.
299
00:18:57,523 --> 00:18:59,083
Mmm. Who were they?
300
00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:02,563
Teddy. Boy, he was a biggun.
301
00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:05,963
Whole world stopped when he and I met.
302
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,123
He was an athlete.
303
00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:09,283
Mmm.
304
00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:10,643
Was it love?
305
00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:14,163
Yeah, sure was.
306
00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:17,963
You were very lucky to have each other.
307
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,923
Even if it was just for a little bit.
308
00:19:27,723 --> 00:19:29,803
They're bloody strong tonight!
309
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,043
-Hey.
-Harper.
310
00:19:45,203 --> 00:19:46,043
You forgot.
311
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,603
I'm sorry. Slipped my mind.
312
00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,523
-I'll go.
-No. Stay.
313
00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:53,243
Please stay.
314
00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:54,803
Feels weird.
315
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:57,883
It's fine. Stay.
316
00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:01,003
Do you want a beer?
317
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,803
Oi. Hurry up, D-dog.
318
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,403
Time to meet
your maker, little bitch.
319
00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:06,683
Dream on, bro.
320
00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:08,723
Oh! Spider, you dog.
321
00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:10,363
You're so shit.
322
00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:12,923
Pwned!
323
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:14,403
Take that.
324
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,843
Suck my recently-dropped nuts,
you little bitch.
325
00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:19,403
It's like
you're playing with oven mitts on.
326
00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:41,243
Auntie at the counter said we had
enough tokens for these.
327
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,323
-It's fucking rigged.
-We spent 80 bucks.
328
00:20:46,963 --> 00:20:49,203
-So how's your stitch?
-Oh, leave me alone.
329
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:54,363
You can really dance, Malakai. Really.
330
00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:57,363
You should think about
pursuing it seriously.
331
00:20:57,443 --> 00:21:00,003
I've got enough shit on my plate
with basketball, thanks.
332
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,363
-Fuck basketball. You don't even like it.
-I'm good at it, though.
333
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:07,043
You're looking at
Hartley High's star athlete.
334
00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:10,363
And people might even want my autograph
at the game this week.
335
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:18,083
Look, I know I joke around,
but I'm really glad we did this.
336
00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:19,003
Me too.
337
00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,763
Can we talk about it? The other night.
338
00:21:24,843 --> 00:21:28,883
I'm really sorry for my part in it.
I didn't listen to you and I messed up.
339
00:21:29,523 --> 00:21:32,003
-What that cop did, it was just--
-Amerie.
340
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:36,003
I just need you to know that
you can speak to me about it. Okay?
341
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,963
Can we just drop it? For now.
342
00:21:41,243 --> 00:21:45,163
I just want things to go back
to the way they were. Like before.
343
00:21:46,843 --> 00:21:48,203
Can't we just hang?
344
00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:51,643
I'll drop it for now.
345
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,163
Hey, you never let me
answer your question.
346
00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:00,563
What question?
347
00:22:00,643 --> 00:22:05,203
At Mardi Gras, I'm pretty sure
you asked me if I'd be your girlfriend.
348
00:22:08,563 --> 00:22:12,563
I mean, it's possible.
I don't know.
349
00:22:12,643 --> 00:22:14,163
Well, what were you gonna say?
350
00:22:14,803 --> 00:22:17,523
I don't know.
I might need to see how you fare on this.
351
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,203
-This?
-Mmm.
352
00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:23,163
I'm a weapon behind the wheel.
Prepare to eat my dust.
353
00:22:28,643 --> 00:22:30,043
Let's go, Speed Racer.
354
00:22:50,963 --> 00:22:52,603
Never played poker before, eh?
355
00:22:52,683 --> 00:22:55,323
Hey, if I won every time,
they wouldn't have me back.
356
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,683
Yeah. Well…
357
00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:02,683
I'm sorry that our date was ruined.
358
00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:04,803
So it was a date.
359
00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:07,723
That's cool.
360
00:23:36,003 --> 00:23:37,043
See you at school.
361
00:23:40,443 --> 00:23:42,403
Uh, okay. Bye.
362
00:23:56,523 --> 00:23:58,163
I don't get him.
363
00:23:58,243 --> 00:24:01,083
I was closer to having sex
with an actual 80-year-old man
364
00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:02,683
than I was with Ca$h.
365
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:07,683
It was perfect. The stars aligned.
And then he just chickened out.
366
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,923
Hey, maybe he had to go home?
367
00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:12,803
I wasn't asking him to repaint the house.
It's sex.
368
00:24:13,443 --> 00:24:15,883
We could've done the poop hole loophole
in five minutes.
369
00:24:15,963 --> 00:24:17,683
-Is that a thing?
-I just made it up.
370
00:24:17,763 --> 00:24:20,843
Hey, look.
Maybe he just needs an incentive.
371
00:24:21,723 --> 00:24:23,483
I could give him a 15% off at work.
372
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:27,363
No. No, what the fuck?
Just send him a nude.
373
00:24:29,523 --> 00:24:31,163
Show him what he's missing out on.
374
00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:33,123
Oh, my God.
375
00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:36,443
Oh, my God. You're so right.
This isn't me.
376
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:39,843
-Mm-mmm.
-I'm being a frigid little bitch.
377
00:24:39,923 --> 00:24:42,403
-I'm an unattainable jellyfish.
-Yes, you are!
378
00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:45,163
-I'm an A-grade dick destroyer.
-Exactly.
379
00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:46,843
I'm an actual home wrecker.
380
00:24:46,923 --> 00:24:48,883
-Wait, an actual one?
-No, babes.
381
00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:50,603
But it can't just be any regular nude.
382
00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:53,683
It needs to be the most fucked
good nude in all of history.
383
00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:55,963
Oh… Like, now?
384
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,963
Study can wait, Quinni. Sex can't.
385
00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:01,243
Oh. Okay, I didn't know that.
386
00:25:51,123 --> 00:25:52,163
No.
387
00:25:52,243 --> 00:25:53,323
You look gorgeous.
388
00:25:53,403 --> 00:25:54,283
-Yeah.
-No.
389
00:25:54,363 --> 00:25:55,963
-That one.
-I look fat.
390
00:25:57,403 --> 00:25:59,123
-This is it.
-Fucking cute.
391
00:25:59,203 --> 00:26:01,003
-Okay.
392
00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:24,483
What the hell?
393
00:26:25,563 --> 00:26:26,843
I feel sick.
394
00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:30,003
-He's dead to me.
-He's gonna respond. Okay?
395
00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:42,363
So remember, peeps,
this isn't a guessing game.
396
00:26:42,443 --> 00:26:45,083
It's an exercise in normalizing our what?
397
00:26:45,723 --> 00:26:48,003
-Wants and needs.
-Wants and needs.
398
00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:50,963
That's right. I don't want to hear
any shaming. Am I clear?
399
00:26:51,683 --> 00:26:53,803
All right. Who's first? Harper.
400
00:27:01,123 --> 00:27:05,283
"I have to know the person properly
before I have sex with them."
401
00:27:05,363 --> 00:27:07,443
Very good and very common.
402
00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:09,643
Sasha.
403
00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:13,123
"I can only cum to house music."
404
00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:14,683
-That's Ant.
405
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,283
Yeah, so what if it is?
406
00:27:16,363 --> 00:27:17,763
Respect, bro.
407
00:27:19,883 --> 00:27:22,083
Um, it just says "foot."
408
00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:24,683
-Not "feet." Just "foot."
409
00:27:24,763 --> 00:27:26,723
All right. Yeah.
410
00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:36,603
"Harper likes getting double-dicked
by Dusty and Malakai."
411
00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:39,963
Who the fuck wrote this?
412
00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:42,083
Wait, Malakai and Harper?
413
00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:44,483
-Pack your things.
-Miss, I did not write that.
414
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:45,843
No, I don't care! Office.
415
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:47,683
Fuck.
416
00:27:47,763 --> 00:27:50,083
Malakai.
417
00:27:54,403 --> 00:27:55,603
It's not true, right?
418
00:28:00,523 --> 00:28:02,563
-You fucking slut!
419
00:28:02,643 --> 00:28:04,883
-Fuck you!
-Whoa! Chill, dude.
420
00:28:04,963 --> 00:28:07,003
Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
421
00:28:09,163 --> 00:28:10,603
This is boring.
422
00:28:10,683 --> 00:28:14,283
You think it's original to fight over boys
and call each other names?
423
00:28:14,363 --> 00:28:16,283
-'Cause it's not.
-I did nothing wrong.
424
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:19,003
It's been a constant problem all term.
425
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:22,123
The world expects this sort of behavior
from young women
426
00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:24,123
and you're proving them exactly right.
427
00:28:25,563 --> 00:28:27,923
Look, I'm just asking you both.
428
00:28:29,483 --> 00:28:32,363
Do better. For your own sake.
429
00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:37,323
Can I go now?
430
00:28:37,403 --> 00:28:40,443
Um… You can both go fix up the classroom.
431
00:28:42,643 --> 00:28:44,123
Hey, Harper.
432
00:28:44,963 --> 00:28:46,963
Do you want to talk to me about anything?
433
00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:50,803
No.
434
00:28:58,243 --> 00:29:00,323
Miss, I'm not really sure why I'm here.
435
00:29:00,403 --> 00:29:02,323
Yeah, I'm not 16, Dusty.
436
00:29:02,403 --> 00:29:04,523
You've all got detention
for the next week.
437
00:29:13,443 --> 00:29:14,363
You good, man?
438
00:29:15,683 --> 00:29:16,683
Yeah.
439
00:29:22,843 --> 00:29:24,483
I thought that you guys were broken up.
440
00:29:26,483 --> 00:29:29,403
I know how it looks,
but I was just trying to help.
441
00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:31,203
Well, you did a really great job.
442
00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:34,443
He was completely alone.
443
00:29:41,163 --> 00:29:42,083
Who's texting you?
444
00:29:43,203 --> 00:29:44,123
No one.
445
00:29:44,203 --> 00:29:46,483
You shady bitch. Who is it?
446
00:29:46,563 --> 00:29:47,603
Let's go.
447
00:29:49,643 --> 00:29:53,083
-Oi. Are you good?
-I'm fucking good.
448
00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:55,043
Bloody love you.
449
00:29:55,123 --> 00:29:56,643
I love you too.
450
00:30:01,203 --> 00:30:04,123
You know, I'm only just realizing
I have no idea who you are.
451
00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:29,963
If you're putting the thought
into it, then you might as well.
452
00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:32,563
Oh. Red hot.
453
00:30:33,043 --> 00:30:34,483
We don't know who wrote it.
454
00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:37,843
-Piss off.
-Rude.
455
00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:38,803
What's going on?
456
00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:41,723
-What do you mean?
-With us.
457
00:30:41,803 --> 00:30:44,403
You've been avoiding me
ever since Mardi Gras.
458
00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:46,323
There's nothing up.
459
00:30:46,403 --> 00:30:49,083
You're not returning my calls.
You forgot about our plans.
460
00:30:49,163 --> 00:30:51,603
-It's starting to feel like--
-Like what?
461
00:30:53,003 --> 00:30:55,123
Like maybe I'm a little bit hurt?
462
00:30:56,363 --> 00:30:58,363
-Hurt?
-Yeah, Harper.
463
00:30:59,723 --> 00:31:02,123
I don't… What?
464
00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,803
You just wanted it too much.
465
00:31:04,883 --> 00:31:05,963
Wanted what?
466
00:31:06,043 --> 00:31:07,083
Malakai!
467
00:31:09,643 --> 00:31:12,643
Look, seeing you with him… It just…
468
00:31:13,963 --> 00:31:15,723
It kind of just killed it for me.
469
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:19,883
I… I don't understand.
470
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,443
Are you breaking up with me?
471
00:31:24,803 --> 00:31:26,083
No. I just…
472
00:31:27,123 --> 00:31:28,723
I just think I need some space.
473
00:31:33,363 --> 00:31:34,363
Harper.
474
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:40,243
So apparently Dusty was put off
by me having sex with Malakai.
475
00:31:41,123 --> 00:31:42,443
I can't believe him.
476
00:31:45,963 --> 00:31:46,883
Something wrong?
477
00:31:47,963 --> 00:31:49,523
Malakai gets assaulted by a cop
478
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:51,443
and your first thought
is to sleep with him?
479
00:31:53,523 --> 00:31:55,643
-Missy--
-He needed help, Harps.
480
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,643
That's what I was trying to do.
481
00:31:58,723 --> 00:32:00,843
Nah, you were trying to get your dick wet.
482
00:32:02,443 --> 00:32:04,883
Are you seriously slut-shaming me
right now?
483
00:32:04,963 --> 00:32:07,363
Come on.
I don't care that you had a threesome.
484
00:32:07,443 --> 00:32:10,123
I read The Ethical Slut
when I was six years old.
485
00:32:10,203 --> 00:32:12,683
-He's Amerie's boyfriend.
-They'd split up.
486
00:32:12,763 --> 00:32:14,563
What? Five minutes beforehand?
487
00:32:15,763 --> 00:32:19,003
I didn't plan any of this.
We were all really fucked up.
488
00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:21,443
Nah, still wrong, eh?
489
00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:29,243
Nah.
490
00:32:29,803 --> 00:32:31,283
Fuck the both of you.
491
00:32:42,763 --> 00:32:44,923
A lot of purple. What's the occasion?
492
00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:46,363
I've got a date!
493
00:32:46,443 --> 00:32:48,243
A what? Wow.
494
00:32:48,323 --> 00:32:50,603
Okay. Uh… Who with?
495
00:32:50,683 --> 00:32:52,963
-A friend.
496
00:32:53,043 --> 00:32:54,763
Yeah, I don't need to know.
497
00:32:57,443 --> 00:33:01,683
You should invite someone over.
Darren perhaps. Hmm?
498
00:33:02,243 --> 00:33:06,483
I don't know.
I think I cooked it.
499
00:33:07,483 --> 00:33:08,683
Un-cook it.
500
00:33:09,843 --> 00:33:10,923
Wish me luck.
501
00:33:13,843 --> 00:33:14,723
Use protection!
502
00:33:14,803 --> 00:33:15,963
Piss off!
503
00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:24,282
Ow, ow, ow.
504
00:34:37,803 --> 00:34:38,883
-No!
505
00:34:51,163 --> 00:34:52,843
Uh, uh…
506
00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,243
-Hey!
-Hi.
507
00:35:02,323 --> 00:35:03,363
Hi.
508
00:35:03,443 --> 00:35:07,083
Did you just… Sorry.
Um, I was just returning your call.
509
00:35:07,163 --> 00:35:10,803
-Yep. Yeah. Um, that was an accident.
-Oh.
510
00:35:10,883 --> 00:35:16,603
Yeah. Sorry.
But I'm glad you called me back because
511
00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:20,363
-I was wondering…
-Mmm.
512
00:35:20,963 --> 00:35:22,083
Um…
513
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:27,723
Did you wanna come over?
514
00:35:29,563 --> 00:35:32,243
My Nan is out.
515
00:35:33,483 --> 00:35:34,883
Um…
516
00:35:34,963 --> 00:35:35,883
Sure.
517
00:35:36,563 --> 00:35:38,083
-Oh, great.
-Great.
518
00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:41,123
-Great. Yeah. Um…
-Great.
519
00:35:41,203 --> 00:35:42,923
-Yeah, great.
-Great.
520
00:35:43,003 --> 00:35:45,523
I'll see you later.
521
00:35:46,963 --> 00:35:47,803
Coming!
522
00:35:52,163 --> 00:35:53,843
-That was quick.
-What was all that noise?
523
00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:55,283
Just tidying.
524
00:35:57,763 --> 00:35:58,603
Hi.
525
00:35:59,763 --> 00:36:00,683
Hi.
526
00:36:02,123 --> 00:36:03,563
Oh, yeah, sorry.
527
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:07,163
So this is where
you bring all your victims, huh?
528
00:36:07,243 --> 00:36:09,163
Ha! Just the hot ones.
529
00:36:11,323 --> 00:36:15,763
Sorry, Nan's a bit of a collector.
530
00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:17,763
Yeah, I can see that.
531
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:21,243
In that she never throws anything out.
532
00:36:21,323 --> 00:36:23,043
Environmental. We love to see it.
533
00:36:23,123 --> 00:36:25,243
Oh! Maybe don't go in there. Sorry.
534
00:36:25,323 --> 00:36:26,603
Um…
535
00:36:27,803 --> 00:36:31,243
It's, um, it's not normally
like this. I promise.
536
00:36:33,363 --> 00:36:36,643
-Don't laugh at me. No.
-Sorry. No, you look cute.
537
00:36:40,523 --> 00:36:41,723
Wait, what is that?
538
00:36:41,803 --> 00:36:42,963
-What is what?
539
00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:46,363
Ca$h, is that alive?
What the fuck?
540
00:36:46,443 --> 00:36:48,283
Oh, that's Darude.
541
00:36:48,803 --> 00:36:51,843
No, he's a full mad lad.
He's sick. Go pet him.
542
00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,003
Uh…
543
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,723
He's nice. He's friendly.
544
00:36:56,043 --> 00:36:57,363
Oh, my God.
545
00:37:00,123 --> 00:37:01,003
Ca$h.
546
00:37:03,243 --> 00:37:04,283
You're gay as fuck.
547
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:15,203
-I was going to tell you.
-No, you weren't.
548
00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:19,643
You're probably right.
549
00:37:22,843 --> 00:37:24,923
I just wanted to forget about that night.
550
00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:29,243
I felt like I lost something.
551
00:37:30,203 --> 00:37:31,963
And I didn't want to lose you too.
552
00:37:35,243 --> 00:37:37,883
Not proud of what I've done.
553
00:37:37,963 --> 00:37:41,043
Why did it have to be Harper?
Like, I just…
554
00:37:41,123 --> 00:37:43,243
I can't get past it. That it was her.
555
00:37:44,883 --> 00:37:46,563
It's not an excuse. I just…
556
00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:50,323
I wasn't thinking straight.
557
00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:01,203
I don't think I can do this.
558
00:38:03,843 --> 00:38:06,083
So we were officially dating for 12 hours.
559
00:38:10,803 --> 00:38:12,083
You're not okay.
560
00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:17,003
I wish I could help you.
561
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,563
You can't. So…
562
00:38:22,323 --> 00:38:25,363
It feels like I don't even
know myself right now.
563
00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,283
I'm… I'm sorry.
564
00:38:30,923 --> 00:38:31,923
Me too.
565
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:41,443
If you need me, I'm here.
You know, as a friend who cares about you.
566
00:38:44,443 --> 00:38:45,763
A friend.
567
00:38:45,843 --> 00:38:46,683
Yeah.
568
00:39:20,763 --> 00:39:22,923
Am I crazy or did you leave me
unread today?
569
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:27,203
You could've sent a thumbs-up emoji
or a thumbs-down, to be honest.
570
00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:28,843
Yeah. I'm sorry.
571
00:39:28,923 --> 00:39:34,723
And it wasn't a thumbs-down.
Major thumbs-up.
572
00:39:35,643 --> 00:39:36,843
I know.
573
00:39:40,563 --> 00:39:43,363
I've never been sent a nude before.
574
00:39:44,443 --> 00:39:45,403
What?
575
00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,683
Yeah. I've never even taken a nude before.
576
00:39:48,443 --> 00:39:51,883
Oh, my God.
Maybe you really are a serial killer.
577
00:39:55,323 --> 00:40:00,323
Nothing that exciting. I'm just that guy.
578
00:40:03,043 --> 00:40:04,843
This was my attempt.
579
00:40:14,163 --> 00:40:15,443
Mmm!
580
00:40:22,603 --> 00:40:24,443
No. Sorry, Ca$h, these are tragic.
581
00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:28,083
I don't know how you took
such a good photo.
582
00:40:28,163 --> 00:40:30,523
It was like professional quality.
583
00:40:30,603 --> 00:40:32,603
-Oh, I barely even tried.
584
00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,083
I'm gonna kiss you.
585
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:06,963
Can we just stay here
in this moment. Is that okay?
586
00:41:08,963 --> 00:41:10,003
Okay.
587
00:41:13,163 --> 00:41:14,723
Will you stay tonight?
588
00:41:16,883 --> 00:41:18,043
Okay.
589
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:27,643
Mmm.
590
00:41:35,443 --> 00:41:37,643
I'm tired.
591
00:41:42,283 --> 00:41:43,963
Mmm. Mmm.
592
00:42:02,763 --> 00:42:04,083
-Darren.
-Mmm.
593
00:42:05,643 --> 00:42:07,643
Darren. Darren. Stop. Stop.
594
00:42:08,643 --> 00:42:11,923
I don't want that right now.
595
00:42:13,243 --> 00:42:14,403
You don't want me.
596
00:42:14,483 --> 00:42:16,403
No, it's not like that.
597
00:42:16,483 --> 00:42:17,923
What the fuck is this?
598
00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:20,003
What am I even doing here?
599
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:24,163
-I think you're just like everyone else.
-I'm not like you, Darren.
600
00:42:24,243 --> 00:42:27,243
I know what you want.
I can see it every time you look at me.
601
00:42:27,323 --> 00:42:28,643
I'm just not wired that way.
602
00:42:28,723 --> 00:42:30,483
Bullshit. You just don't want to be a fag
603
00:42:30,563 --> 00:42:32,603
and you're taking it out on me.
Fucking original.
604
00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:35,963
I'm not using you. I just need some time
605
00:42:36,043 --> 00:42:37,843
and maybe a bit of fucking patience.
606
00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:38,883
Ha! I've been patient.
607
00:42:38,963 --> 00:42:41,323
And really understanding
and really fucking nice to you,
608
00:42:41,403 --> 00:42:42,243
but I'm done.
609
00:42:43,963 --> 00:42:46,563
There might be something
really fucking wrong with you.
610
00:42:46,643 --> 00:42:48,083
Use somebody else to figure it out.
611
00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:49,203
Fuck you, then!
612
00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:27,203
-All right, boys.
-Up the odds!
613
00:43:27,283 --> 00:43:29,163
-It's almost time.
-Whoo!
614
00:43:29,243 --> 00:43:30,643
Let's smash it out there.
615
00:43:30,723 --> 00:43:31,643
Yeah!
616
00:43:31,723 --> 00:43:34,523
Okay, you know the plays.
You've done the work.
617
00:43:34,603 --> 00:43:37,323
Let's show these bastards
what you're made of. Come on!
618
00:43:38,443 --> 00:43:44,123
Welcome to the Interschool
Basketball Semifinals!
619
00:43:44,843 --> 00:43:48,283
Give it up for the Hartley High Ibis!
620
00:43:52,403 --> 00:43:54,283
That's a fucking bin chicken!
621
00:43:59,483 --> 00:44:00,683
I hate this school.
622
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:03,563
I still can't believe
they have a bin chicken as our mascot.
623
00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:05,683
I know! It was a landslide.
624
00:44:05,763 --> 00:44:07,963
It makes sense. This school is a bin.
625
00:44:08,043 --> 00:44:09,443
Where's your school spirit?
626
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,323
I left it at home.
627
00:44:12,563 --> 00:44:13,403
Okay.
628
00:44:15,003 --> 00:44:16,323
Thank you.
629
00:44:17,243 --> 00:44:20,403
Just, uh, before we kick off,
630
00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:23,123
it's time to announce the winner
631
00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:26,443
of a little cleanup competition
that we had here at Hartley High.
632
00:44:26,523 --> 00:44:29,323
Not that it needed cleaning up
or anything like that.
633
00:44:29,403 --> 00:44:31,643
-It's just a little friendly--
-Cut to the chase!
634
00:44:31,723 --> 00:44:35,403
Okay. Thank you, Quinni. Um…
635
00:44:35,483 --> 00:44:40,323
So the winner of
the PlayStation gift voucher
636
00:44:40,403 --> 00:44:42,843
is Jenny Pilcher.
637
00:44:44,483 --> 00:44:46,443
Well done, Jenny.
638
00:44:46,523 --> 00:44:49,603
And thank you, everybody,
for doing their bit.
639
00:44:49,683 --> 00:44:55,603
-Okay, let's hear it for the teams!
640
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,563
Jesus Christ, Malakai looks how I feel.
641
00:46:04,723 --> 00:46:05,563
Move.
642
00:46:08,883 --> 00:46:09,723
Get going.
643
00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:15,763
Stop messing around
and get into the plays!
644
00:46:15,843 --> 00:46:17,683
And, Malakai, what are you doing?
645
00:46:21,163 --> 00:46:22,963
Malakai! Where are you today, mate?
646
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:25,363
Let's pull it together.
647
00:46:26,403 --> 00:46:28,403
-Sorry.
-Yeah, well, not good enough.
648
00:46:28,483 --> 00:46:30,723
-Had a direct shot and you missed.
-I said I'm sorry.
649
00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,523
He's got much more to worry about.
650
00:46:34,363 --> 00:46:35,243
What'd you say?
651
00:46:38,323 --> 00:46:39,483
Woah.
652
00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:41,083
-Okay, okay.
-Go fuck yourself!
653
00:46:41,163 --> 00:46:43,323
Hey, hey, hey! That's enough.
654
00:46:43,403 --> 00:46:46,123
Guys, come on. Stop!
What's gotten into you, mates?
655
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:50,323
Fuck you! Fuck all of you.
656
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:53,483
I'm done.
657
00:47:08,403 --> 00:47:11,203
Oops. Bit of a hiccup. Everyone take five.
658
00:47:16,843 --> 00:47:18,043
He shat his pants.
659
00:47:18,883 --> 00:47:19,803
He's such a pussy.
660
00:47:28,603 --> 00:47:29,523
Hey, Dusty.
661
00:47:30,843 --> 00:47:35,883
I just wanted to, um,
take a minute to apologize for…
662
00:47:36,843 --> 00:47:38,563
What did you call it?
663
00:47:39,243 --> 00:47:43,323
Ah. "Wanting it too much"? Yeah.
664
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:50,403
I'm really sorry that I enjoyed myself
in a consensual threesome
665
00:47:50,483 --> 00:47:52,523
that you initiated.
666
00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:58,323
And I'm sorry he made me cum so hard
I saw another dimension.
667
00:48:00,243 --> 00:48:02,643
Let me ask you something. Did you ghost me
668
00:48:02,723 --> 00:48:06,083
because that's the first real orgasm
you've ever seen?
669
00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:09,923
How insensitive of me.
670
00:48:10,003 --> 00:48:14,323
You're totally right, being turned off
by your girlfriend enjoying sex.
671
00:48:14,403 --> 00:48:18,363
I mean, what was I thinking?
It's not about me.
672
00:48:18,443 --> 00:48:21,763
I'm just a human pizza pocket…
673
00:48:21,843 --> 00:48:22,843
Move it.
674
00:48:22,923 --> 00:48:25,283
…designed specifically for you
to fill with cum.
675
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:29,003
-I should know my place, right?
-That's enough, Harper.
676
00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:31,803
I guess what I'm really trying to say
677
00:48:31,883 --> 00:48:33,203
is fuck you!
678
00:48:33,283 --> 00:48:38,363
And in the spirit of cleaning up trash,
we're over, you dickless fuck.
679
00:48:47,043 --> 00:48:48,883
I take it back. I love this school.