1 00:01:17,483 --> 00:01:19,003 Did you want to come in? 2 00:01:20,443 --> 00:01:21,323 Um… 3 00:01:21,963 --> 00:01:23,283 Don't you have work? 4 00:01:24,483 --> 00:01:25,323 I'll ditch. 5 00:01:27,723 --> 00:01:30,283 I… I should get home. 6 00:01:30,363 --> 00:01:31,203 Right. 7 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:00,403 I'll see you at school. 8 00:02:00,483 --> 00:02:01,963 Yeah, I'll see you at school. 9 00:02:35,283 --> 00:02:37,003 It started circulating over the weekend. 10 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:39,083 -Who made it? -We don't know. 11 00:02:39,163 --> 00:02:40,643 Do you think he's seen it? 12 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:47,083 He's already in the hall. 13 00:02:47,163 --> 00:02:50,043 Oh, yeah, how's that going? Getting matching mullets soon? 14 00:02:50,123 --> 00:02:51,443 -Amerie. -Sorry. 15 00:02:51,523 --> 00:02:55,563 I just have feelings about Darren dating the most probbo person in our school. 16 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,403 Oh, okay, he's not probbo. 17 00:02:57,883 --> 00:03:00,123 Sure, he deals drugs, but who doesn't? 18 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:13,723 Malakai. 19 00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:16,483 Hey. 20 00:03:17,483 --> 00:03:18,923 That video is messed up. 21 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,163 I just wanted to see how you're doing. 22 00:03:22,643 --> 00:03:24,003 Yeah, I'm fine. 23 00:03:25,523 --> 00:03:28,003 I don't remember much. I was pretty drunk. 24 00:03:28,723 --> 00:03:29,883 Yeah, same. 25 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,683 I think I'd rather just forget it. 26 00:03:35,043 --> 00:03:35,883 Forget what? 27 00:03:39,363 --> 00:03:41,203 Um, about that… 28 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,563 Amerie can never find out. 29 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,683 Agreed. 30 00:03:47,323 --> 00:03:49,923 Okay. Well, I'll see you. 31 00:03:50,003 --> 00:03:50,883 See ya. 32 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,923 -Hey. -How are you? 33 00:03:58,003 --> 00:03:59,443 Yeah, I'm good. 34 00:03:59,523 --> 00:04:01,683 I texted you and called like a lot. 35 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:05,523 Yeah. Uh… Sorry. My phone was playing up. 36 00:04:06,283 --> 00:04:07,443 Your phone was playing up? 37 00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:10,003 Yeah, I dropped it. It was a pretty funny story-- 38 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,723 I was really worried about you. 39 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:14,563 I don't hear from you for like days, 40 00:04:14,643 --> 00:04:17,443 and now you're just kind of acting like nothing happened. 41 00:04:18,723 --> 00:04:20,643 I just… I needed some time. 42 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:23,723 I'm sorry that I disappeared. 43 00:04:24,483 --> 00:04:28,083 Let me make it up to you, all right? Tonight. My treat. 44 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,283 Please. 45 00:04:31,363 --> 00:04:34,323 -Come on. -And we can talk properly then? 46 00:04:34,403 --> 00:04:35,563 Yeah. Sure thing. 47 00:04:36,203 --> 00:04:37,043 Hmm. 48 00:04:39,163 --> 00:04:40,763 -Oh… 49 00:04:40,843 --> 00:04:43,163 We're late for assembly, so… 50 00:04:49,243 --> 00:04:53,723 Good morning, everybody. So I have an announcement. 51 00:04:53,803 --> 00:04:55,643 It's really very thrilling. 52 00:04:55,723 --> 00:04:59,843 Hartley High has been selected to kick off 53 00:04:59,923 --> 00:05:04,163 the city of Sydney Interschool Basketball Semifinals. 54 00:05:08,163 --> 00:05:14,003 Which will garner some much-needed positive attention after the map debacle. 55 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,803 -Map Bitch! 56 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,803 Put a sock in it, Spencer. 57 00:05:17,883 --> 00:05:21,403 It's actually a very big honor and we would like all of you 58 00:05:21,483 --> 00:05:24,723 to do your bit and help us clean up our school. 59 00:05:24,803 --> 00:05:27,003 Don't actual cleaners do that, Miss? 60 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,963 Great contribution, Anthony. Anything else? 61 00:05:30,803 --> 00:05:32,403 As a little incentive, 62 00:05:32,483 --> 00:05:35,123 the student who picks up the most bags of rubbish 63 00:05:35,763 --> 00:05:38,523 -will receive a PlayStation… 64 00:05:38,603 --> 00:05:42,123 …gift voucher. Valued at $50. It's still a lot. 65 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:43,843 I want that gift voucher. 66 00:05:43,923 --> 00:05:46,723 And, yes, the cleanup is compulsory. 67 00:05:46,803 --> 00:05:50,043 You will be handed out schedules in the first period. 68 00:05:50,723 --> 00:05:51,843 Thank you. 69 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:57,243 You know what? I would rather eat a balding bus tire 70 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:58,603 than clean the girls' toilets. 71 00:05:58,683 --> 00:05:59,763 Weird flex, but okay. 72 00:05:59,843 --> 00:06:02,563 They haven't cleaned the sanitary bins in ages, Darren. 73 00:06:02,643 --> 00:06:03,883 -Shit's a horror show. -Period. 74 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:07,243 Let me guess, you're going to be the trash queen of Hartley High. 75 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,363 Don't encourage her. 76 00:06:09,003 --> 00:06:10,723 You're jealous she's going to beat you. 77 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:11,883 Yeah, you're jealous. 78 00:06:11,963 --> 00:06:15,003 -Exactly! -No, you sweet, stupid lesbians. 79 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,243 I won't be partaking because 80 00:06:16,323 --> 00:06:18,283 I don't clean up rubbish after white people. 81 00:06:18,363 --> 00:06:19,523 -Sorry. -Fair enough. 82 00:06:19,603 --> 00:06:23,083 I could get the Environmental Club to come pitch in 83 00:06:23,163 --> 00:06:24,683 and win you that gift voucher. 84 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:26,283 You'd do that for me? 85 00:06:26,363 --> 00:06:27,563 -Of course I would. -Aw! 86 00:06:27,643 --> 00:06:32,483 You are my trash queen. 87 00:06:33,203 --> 00:06:35,403 The flaps were like human flaps. 88 00:06:35,483 --> 00:06:36,803 -With stripes on it? -Yeah. 89 00:06:37,603 --> 00:06:38,963 Tiger has to earn its stripes. 90 00:06:39,043 --> 00:06:40,763 I worry about you sometimes, bro. 91 00:06:41,243 --> 00:06:42,083 Hey. 92 00:06:42,763 --> 00:06:44,123 Hey. Um… 93 00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:48,363 Spider was just telling me he had this sex dream. About the Tiger King? 94 00:06:48,443 --> 00:06:52,323 Yeah, except it was an actual tiger and with a human vag. 95 00:06:52,403 --> 00:06:55,403 Weirdly doesn't surprise me. Can I talk to you for a second? 96 00:06:56,763 --> 00:06:57,883 Yeah, what's up? 97 00:06:57,963 --> 00:06:59,683 Is everything okay? 98 00:06:59,763 --> 00:07:01,163 Yeah, for sure. 99 00:07:01,883 --> 00:07:05,043 Cool, 'cause it feels like you've been avoiding me. 100 00:07:05,963 --> 00:07:08,403 We're good. Really. 101 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,723 Okay. I'll relax. 102 00:07:13,003 --> 00:07:14,403 Are we still on for later? 103 00:07:15,003 --> 00:07:16,003 You bet. 104 00:07:17,843 --> 00:07:18,803 Bye. 105 00:07:29,843 --> 00:07:33,843 So we all agree that porn has given us unrealistic ideas 106 00:07:33,923 --> 00:07:37,203 of what sex should look like. But is it all bad? 107 00:07:37,283 --> 00:07:38,803 When you watch as much as Ant does. 108 00:07:40,683 --> 00:07:41,803 Very funny. Yeah. 109 00:07:41,883 --> 00:07:43,923 It can be helpful if you don't know what you like. 110 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:45,243 Or who you like. 111 00:07:45,323 --> 00:07:49,043 I one-hundy percent figured out I was into girls by watching lesbian porn. 112 00:07:49,123 --> 00:07:50,323 Oh, my God. Me too. 113 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:54,403 I thought I learned everything I needed to know about gay sex from porn, 114 00:07:54,483 --> 00:07:55,403 but it's not real. 115 00:07:55,483 --> 00:07:57,123 Okay, go on. 116 00:07:57,203 --> 00:08:00,203 Well, since you can't just jump on a dick without warning… 117 00:08:00,283 --> 00:08:02,643 -You have to douche first, it takes time… 118 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:04,843 Sorry. Is there something you want to say? 119 00:08:05,483 --> 00:08:06,683 No. 120 00:08:06,763 --> 00:08:08,563 It must be hard, hey? 121 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:11,763 Being jammed so far in the closet you're practically in Narnia? 122 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:13,763 -You wish, yeah. 123 00:08:14,803 --> 00:08:16,643 All right, come on. Come on. 124 00:08:16,723 --> 00:08:20,043 Miss. I find porn a bit hectic. 125 00:08:20,123 --> 00:08:22,283 If that's what sex is supposed to look like, 126 00:08:22,363 --> 00:08:24,323 -I don't want it. -Yeah. 127 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,243 It's all about getting a guy off. 128 00:08:26,323 --> 00:08:27,443 Isn't it? 129 00:08:27,523 --> 00:08:29,923 And not at all about what girls actually want. 130 00:08:30,483 --> 00:08:33,323 That's why I want to talk to you about pleasure. 131 00:08:33,403 --> 00:08:35,483 Specifically, your pleasure. 132 00:08:35,563 --> 00:08:37,803 -Isn't that illegal, Miss? 133 00:08:37,883 --> 00:08:42,003 Yeah. I get why you think that, Ant, because it feels scary. Right? 134 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:45,082 You know, teenagers actually knowing what they want. 135 00:08:45,163 --> 00:08:46,962 I want that PlayStation gift voucher. 136 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:48,403 I want a good almond milk. 137 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,603 I want my dad to be proud of me. 138 00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:54,083 Learning to communicate with your sexual partners 139 00:08:54,163 --> 00:08:56,843 about what you want and desire is important. 140 00:08:56,923 --> 00:09:00,403 I know you might think it's embarrassing or even silly, 141 00:09:00,483 --> 00:09:02,803 but sex doesn't have to be painful, 142 00:09:02,883 --> 00:09:04,203 physically or emotionally. 143 00:09:04,283 --> 00:09:07,163 So let's try something this week, yeah? 144 00:09:07,243 --> 00:09:11,883 I want you to put in this box things you like. 145 00:09:12,763 --> 00:09:15,603 Things you derive pleasure from. It can be whatever you want, 146 00:09:15,683 --> 00:09:17,563 just make sure it's honest, yeah? 147 00:09:17,643 --> 00:09:19,683 Then next class, we'll go through them 148 00:09:19,763 --> 00:09:22,963 and start to normalize expressing our wants and desires. 149 00:09:23,043 --> 00:09:25,243 -Thank you, everyone. 150 00:09:25,963 --> 00:09:28,563 -Good luck with the voucher. -Thanks, Jojo. 151 00:09:37,363 --> 00:09:39,603 How is there this much rubbish in our school? 152 00:09:39,683 --> 00:09:41,083 Oi, over there. 153 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:46,363 You're making more of a mess. 154 00:09:47,163 --> 00:09:48,363 Shut the fuck up, Jenny. 155 00:09:53,403 --> 00:09:57,003 What's going on with you? You're more Darren than usual. 156 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,203 Sorry, it's… 157 00:09:59,363 --> 00:10:00,843 I'm getting mixed signals from Ca$h. 158 00:10:00,923 --> 00:10:02,403 Sounds like it's going well. 159 00:10:02,483 --> 00:10:03,803 He hasn't made a move. 160 00:10:03,883 --> 00:10:07,403 Okay, we kissed and it was hot. 161 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:10,003 Except it should have been more and it wasn't. 162 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:12,963 Maybe he just wants to take things slow. Is that so weird? 163 00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:16,963 Ew. Yes. Oh, my God. Only serial killers take things slow, Amerie. Grow up. 164 00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:19,643 -You grow up. -Both of you grow up. 165 00:10:19,723 --> 00:10:22,243 Sorry. It's just… I'm like… 166 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,803 I'm like really horny all of the time. 167 00:10:26,523 --> 00:10:27,363 Same, babe. 168 00:10:27,443 --> 00:10:31,043 Have you tried talking to him? You could ask him on a date! 169 00:10:31,843 --> 00:10:34,123 No, no. I just got a cold shiver up my spine. 170 00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:36,883 Mmm. Alternatively you could just pull him into a classroom 171 00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:38,443 and force him to have sex with you. 172 00:10:38,523 --> 00:10:39,763 Yes, that option. 173 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:41,203 -Not that option. -No! 174 00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:44,243 Oh, my God! 175 00:10:46,443 --> 00:10:47,483 Back off, Jenny. 176 00:10:49,243 --> 00:10:50,403 Got it. 177 00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:08,283 Hey. 178 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,883 Ca$h, hey. What are you doing here? 179 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:18,483 Are you dropping rubbish for me to pick up? 180 00:11:18,563 --> 00:11:22,323 What? No. No. Why would I do that? 181 00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:24,563 See, I've been picking up rubbish too. 182 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,963 Darren, that's a used condom. 183 00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:29,243 I don't think it's used, it's-- 184 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:32,963 Bloody Year 7s. 185 00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:34,803 Hey, while I have you here-- 186 00:11:34,883 --> 00:11:38,363 Listen, do you wanna hang tonight? 187 00:11:40,483 --> 00:11:42,923 Like… Back at yours? 188 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:45,363 Yeah, unless you have plans. 189 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,883 No! Uh, no plans. Yes. Yeah. 190 00:11:48,723 --> 00:11:50,363 -Cool. -Yes, cool. 191 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,283 Okay, now what were you gonna say? 192 00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:55,403 Oh, uh… 193 00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:58,803 I was asking if you wanted to come with me to the basketball game. 194 00:11:59,643 --> 00:12:00,603 Oh, uh… 195 00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:04,603 -I mean, I wasn't really planning on-- -No, neither was I. 196 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,643 -Pretend I didn't say that. -If you want to go, we can go. 197 00:12:07,723 --> 00:12:09,083 -I'll think about it. -Okay. 198 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:12,243 Not that I don't want to do things with you, um, it's just… 199 00:12:12,323 --> 00:12:14,723 Men's sport gives me cystic acne and… Ugh. 200 00:12:16,363 --> 00:12:17,323 Um… 201 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,083 Yeah. Okay, well, um… 202 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:24,963 Yeah, I'll see you later tonight. Um, have fun with your condom. 203 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:27,643 -I will. -Okay. 204 00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:29,083 See you. 205 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:32,443 Ugh. 206 00:12:37,043 --> 00:12:38,763 That's it! Hustle up! 207 00:12:39,683 --> 00:12:41,443 Here. Here. C'mon, here. 208 00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:45,163 -Two's a crowd, dog. -Fuck's sake! 209 00:12:53,243 --> 00:12:55,963 Right! Let's talk, team. 210 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,043 Gather round. Come on. 211 00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:00,963 At the end of the week, 212 00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:04,963 those bleachers are going to be full of people expecting the best from you, okay? 213 00:13:05,963 --> 00:13:08,603 It's an honor to be chosen to open the competition. 214 00:13:09,643 --> 00:13:11,683 Queens Grammar mean business. 215 00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:16,643 So don't let Hartley down, okay? 216 00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:19,763 Right. 217 00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:22,083 Get good rest. I'll catch you back here bright and early. 218 00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:26,243 Great work. Great work, team. Great work. 219 00:13:29,603 --> 00:13:30,523 Hey, Malakai. 220 00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:37,163 Hey, I, um… I saw the video of you and the police officer. 221 00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:40,483 So I, um… Are you… 222 00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:42,003 Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. 223 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,243 -You good? -Yeah. 224 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,243 Good. Good. 225 00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:46,643 -Sick. -Sick. 226 00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:53,403 -I gotta go shower. -Oh, yes, very important to shower. 227 00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:55,923 I'm always saying that myself. It's a good thing. 228 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,123 But if you need me for anything, okay? 229 00:13:58,203 --> 00:14:00,563 -Yeah. Thanks, Miss. -Thank you, Malakai. 230 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,563 Yeah, I got you, bro. 231 00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:06,643 No, I got you on that next session. 232 00:15:17,843 --> 00:15:20,003 -I'm so sorry. -About what? 233 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,243 You're driving me to my games night! 234 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,603 This will not take long. I promise. 235 00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:30,563 -Um, yeah, that's okay. -Come on, girls! Come on. 236 00:15:39,643 --> 00:15:41,323 -What is this place? 237 00:15:41,403 --> 00:15:43,203 Right on. Have fun, Nan. 238 00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:44,723 -Come on, Darren. -Oh. 239 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,443 So, how do you two know each other? 240 00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:49,963 -Work. -School. 241 00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:52,083 Schwork. Oh, never heard of it. 242 00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:53,843 Um… 243 00:15:53,923 --> 00:15:55,323 How do you two know each other? 244 00:15:55,403 --> 00:15:58,563 He says he came out of my daughter. But just between you and me, 245 00:15:58,643 --> 00:16:01,883 I think he's just waiting for me to die so he can get all my money. 246 00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:05,083 Can I have your glasses? 247 00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,483 Oh, you can have my collection of porcelain cats. 248 00:16:07,563 --> 00:16:10,803 -Oh, Donnie! Thank you, much appreciated. -No worries. 249 00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:13,203 Come on, come on. 250 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,883 What the hell? 251 00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:25,123 Come on, come on. 252 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:32,003 Whoo-hoo, everyone! Whoo-hoo! 253 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,283 About time. 254 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:36,163 That's mine, then. 255 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:40,403 Everyone, this is Dougie's friend from schwork, Darren. 256 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:41,883 Hi, Darren. 257 00:16:41,963 --> 00:16:44,963 -This is Sue, Lim and George. -Hi. 258 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:49,523 But steer clear of George. He gets very touchy-feely when he's drunk. 259 00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:53,443 -And you're just his type. -Oh. Get in line, sweetie. 260 00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:55,963 Come on. Sit there. 261 00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:57,763 No, Nan. We've got plans. 262 00:16:57,843 --> 00:16:59,763 Oh. You can stay for one game. 263 00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:01,763 -We don't have to-- -It's fine, Dougie. 264 00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:03,963 Plus, I've never played poker before. 265 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:07,163 It's going to be very sad when I win all your pension checks. 266 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,283 You're dreaming. 267 00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,882 Get your old granny a drink, dear. 268 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,763 Sue. Deal us in. 269 00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:27,122 I don't know. I think I'd get a scorpion on my leg. 270 00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:28,402 Why a scorpion? 271 00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:30,763 Does it have to have meaning? 272 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,803 Well, it's going to be there forever. 273 00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:35,003 All right. The meaning is… 274 00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,483 scorpions are sick. 275 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,083 -You're a poet, Malakai. -Thank you. 276 00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:42,763 What would you get? 277 00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:45,843 A love heart with the word "chippies" in it. 278 00:17:47,363 --> 00:17:49,523 What? I'm serious. 279 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:53,083 Chippies will never hurt me. Chippies are my ride or die. 280 00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:56,123 No, I just didn't realize my competition was a fried potato. 281 00:18:00,843 --> 00:18:04,243 Look, I know about the video. 282 00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:08,203 You don't have to protect me from it. 283 00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:10,043 -It's so wrong. I'm so sorry. -It's okay. 284 00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:13,243 I'm not angry. 285 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,083 But I do have a question. 286 00:18:17,643 --> 00:18:18,523 What? 287 00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:22,683 Did you know I have the highest score on Dance Dance Galactica Domination 3? 288 00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:25,843 Then you best limber up, bitch. 289 00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:36,163 And I have nothing. Again. 290 00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:41,163 Sue, time to break out the rum balls. 291 00:18:41,243 --> 00:18:42,483 -Mmm. -Oh. 292 00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,363 So Darren, anyone special in your life? 293 00:18:45,443 --> 00:18:46,883 Oh, here we go. 294 00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:49,083 I'm just making conversation, you old bitch. 295 00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:50,323 -Oh. 296 00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:52,443 Um… 297 00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:55,203 What about you, George? 298 00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:57,443 In another life. Yeah. 299 00:18:57,523 --> 00:18:59,083 Mmm. Who were they? 300 00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:02,563 Teddy. Boy, he was a biggun. 301 00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:05,963 Whole world stopped when he and I met. 302 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,123 He was an athlete. 303 00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:09,283 Mmm. 304 00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:10,643 Was it love? 305 00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:14,163 Yeah, sure was. 306 00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:17,963 You were very lucky to have each other. 307 00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:19,923 Even if it was just for a little bit. 308 00:19:27,723 --> 00:19:29,803 They're bloody strong tonight! 309 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,043 -Hey. -Harper. 310 00:19:45,203 --> 00:19:46,043 You forgot. 311 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,603 I'm sorry. Slipped my mind. 312 00:19:48,683 --> 00:19:50,523 -I'll go. -No. Stay. 313 00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:53,243 Please stay. 314 00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:54,803 Feels weird. 315 00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:57,883 It's fine. Stay. 316 00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:01,003 Do you want a beer? 317 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,803 Oi. Hurry up, D-dog. 318 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,403 Time to meet your maker, little bitch. 319 00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:06,683 Dream on, bro. 320 00:20:06,763 --> 00:20:08,723 Oh! Spider, you dog. 321 00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:10,363 You're so shit. 322 00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:12,923 Pwned! 323 00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:14,403 Take that. 324 00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,843 Suck my recently-dropped nuts, you little bitch. 325 00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:19,403 It's like you're playing with oven mitts on. 326 00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:41,243 Auntie at the counter said we had enough tokens for these. 327 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,323 -It's fucking rigged. -We spent 80 bucks. 328 00:20:46,963 --> 00:20:49,203 -So how's your stitch? -Oh, leave me alone. 329 00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:54,363 You can really dance, Malakai. Really. 330 00:20:54,443 --> 00:20:57,363 You should think about pursuing it seriously. 331 00:20:57,443 --> 00:21:00,003 I've got enough shit on my plate with basketball, thanks. 332 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:03,363 -Fuck basketball. You don't even like it. -I'm good at it, though. 333 00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:07,043 You're looking at Hartley High's star athlete. 334 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:10,363 And people might even want my autograph at the game this week. 335 00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:18,083 Look, I know I joke around, but I'm really glad we did this. 336 00:21:18,163 --> 00:21:19,003 Me too. 337 00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,763 Can we talk about it? The other night. 338 00:21:24,843 --> 00:21:28,883 I'm really sorry for my part in it. I didn't listen to you and I messed up. 339 00:21:29,523 --> 00:21:32,003 -What that cop did, it was just-- -Amerie. 340 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:36,003 I just need you to know that you can speak to me about it. Okay? 341 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,963 Can we just drop it? For now. 342 00:21:41,243 --> 00:21:45,163 I just want things to go back to the way they were. Like before. 343 00:21:46,843 --> 00:21:48,203 Can't we just hang? 344 00:21:49,763 --> 00:21:51,643 I'll drop it for now. 345 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,163 Hey, you never let me answer your question. 346 00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:00,563 What question? 347 00:22:00,643 --> 00:22:05,203 At Mardi Gras, I'm pretty sure you asked me if I'd be your girlfriend. 348 00:22:08,563 --> 00:22:12,563 I mean, it's possible. I don't know. 349 00:22:12,643 --> 00:22:14,163 Well, what were you gonna say? 350 00:22:14,803 --> 00:22:17,523 I don't know. I might need to see how you fare on this. 351 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,203 -This? -Mmm. 352 00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:23,163 I'm a weapon behind the wheel. Prepare to eat my dust. 353 00:22:28,643 --> 00:22:30,043 Let's go, Speed Racer. 354 00:22:50,963 --> 00:22:52,603 Never played poker before, eh? 355 00:22:52,683 --> 00:22:55,323 Hey, if I won every time, they wouldn't have me back. 356 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,683 Yeah. Well… 357 00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:02,683 I'm sorry that our date was ruined. 358 00:23:03,843 --> 00:23:04,803 So it was a date. 359 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:07,723 That's cool. 360 00:23:36,003 --> 00:23:37,043 See you at school. 361 00:23:40,443 --> 00:23:42,403 Uh, okay. Bye. 362 00:23:56,523 --> 00:23:58,163 I don't get him. 363 00:23:58,243 --> 00:24:01,083 I was closer to having sex with an actual 80-year-old man 364 00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:02,683 than I was with Ca$h. 365 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:07,683 It was perfect. The stars aligned. And then he just chickened out. 366 00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,923 Hey, maybe he had to go home? 367 00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:12,803 I wasn't asking him to repaint the house. It's sex. 368 00:24:13,443 --> 00:24:15,883 We could've done the poop hole loophole in five minutes. 369 00:24:15,963 --> 00:24:17,683 -Is that a thing? -I just made it up. 370 00:24:17,763 --> 00:24:20,843 Hey, look. Maybe he just needs an incentive. 371 00:24:21,723 --> 00:24:23,483 I could give him a 15% off at work. 372 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:27,363 No. No, what the fuck? Just send him a nude. 373 00:24:29,523 --> 00:24:31,163 Show him what he's missing out on. 374 00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:33,123 Oh, my God. 375 00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:36,443 Oh, my God. You're so right. This isn't me. 376 00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:39,843 -Mm-mmm. -I'm being a frigid little bitch. 377 00:24:39,923 --> 00:24:42,403 -I'm an unattainable jellyfish. -Yes, you are! 378 00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:45,163 -I'm an A-grade dick destroyer. -Exactly. 379 00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:46,843 I'm an actual home wrecker. 380 00:24:46,923 --> 00:24:48,883 -Wait, an actual one? -No, babes. 381 00:24:48,963 --> 00:24:50,603 But it can't just be any regular nude. 382 00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:53,683 It needs to be the most fucked good nude in all of history. 383 00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:55,963 Oh… Like, now? 384 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,963 Study can wait, Quinni. Sex can't. 385 00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:01,243 Oh. Okay, I didn't know that. 386 00:25:51,123 --> 00:25:52,163 No. 387 00:25:52,243 --> 00:25:53,323 You look gorgeous. 388 00:25:53,403 --> 00:25:54,283 -Yeah. -No. 389 00:25:54,363 --> 00:25:55,963 -That one. -I look fat. 390 00:25:57,403 --> 00:25:59,123 -This is it. -Fucking cute. 391 00:25:59,203 --> 00:26:01,003 -Okay. 392 00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:24,483 What the hell? 393 00:26:25,563 --> 00:26:26,843 I feel sick. 394 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:30,003 -He's dead to me. -He's gonna respond. Okay? 395 00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:42,363 So remember, peeps, this isn't a guessing game. 396 00:26:42,443 --> 00:26:45,083 It's an exercise in normalizing our what? 397 00:26:45,723 --> 00:26:48,003 -Wants and needs. -Wants and needs. 398 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:50,963 That's right. I don't want to hear any shaming. Am I clear? 399 00:26:51,683 --> 00:26:53,803 All right. Who's first? Harper. 400 00:27:01,123 --> 00:27:05,283 "I have to know the person properly before I have sex with them." 401 00:27:05,363 --> 00:27:07,443 Very good and very common. 402 00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:09,643 Sasha. 403 00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:13,123 "I can only cum to house music." 404 00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:14,683 -That's Ant. 405 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,283 Yeah, so what if it is? 406 00:27:16,363 --> 00:27:17,763 Respect, bro. 407 00:27:19,883 --> 00:27:22,083 Um, it just says "foot." 408 00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:24,683 -Not "feet." Just "foot." 409 00:27:24,763 --> 00:27:26,723 All right. Yeah. 410 00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:36,603 "Harper likes getting double-dicked by Dusty and Malakai." 411 00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:39,963 Who the fuck wrote this? 412 00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:42,083 Wait, Malakai and Harper? 413 00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:44,483 -Pack your things. -Miss, I did not write that. 414 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:45,843 No, I don't care! Office. 415 00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:47,683 Fuck. 416 00:27:47,763 --> 00:27:50,083 Malakai. 417 00:27:54,403 --> 00:27:55,603 It's not true, right? 418 00:28:00,523 --> 00:28:02,563 -You fucking slut! 419 00:28:02,643 --> 00:28:04,883 -Fuck you! -Whoa! Chill, dude. 420 00:28:04,963 --> 00:28:07,003 Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 421 00:28:09,163 --> 00:28:10,603 This is boring. 422 00:28:10,683 --> 00:28:14,283 You think it's original to fight over boys and call each other names? 423 00:28:14,363 --> 00:28:16,283 -'Cause it's not. -I did nothing wrong. 424 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:19,003 It's been a constant problem all term. 425 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:22,123 The world expects this sort of behavior from young women 426 00:28:22,203 --> 00:28:24,123 and you're proving them exactly right. 427 00:28:25,563 --> 00:28:27,923 Look, I'm just asking you both. 428 00:28:29,483 --> 00:28:32,363 Do better. For your own sake. 429 00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:37,323 Can I go now? 430 00:28:37,403 --> 00:28:40,443 Um… You can both go fix up the classroom. 431 00:28:42,643 --> 00:28:44,123 Hey, Harper. 432 00:28:44,963 --> 00:28:46,963 Do you want to talk to me about anything? 433 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:50,803 No. 434 00:28:58,243 --> 00:29:00,323 Miss, I'm not really sure why I'm here. 435 00:29:00,403 --> 00:29:02,323 Yeah, I'm not 16, Dusty. 436 00:29:02,403 --> 00:29:04,523 You've all got detention for the next week. 437 00:29:13,443 --> 00:29:14,363 You good, man? 438 00:29:15,683 --> 00:29:16,683 Yeah. 439 00:29:22,843 --> 00:29:24,483 I thought that you guys were broken up. 440 00:29:26,483 --> 00:29:29,403 I know how it looks, but I was just trying to help. 441 00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:31,203 Well, you did a really great job. 442 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:34,443 He was completely alone. 443 00:29:41,163 --> 00:29:42,083 Who's texting you? 444 00:29:43,203 --> 00:29:44,123 No one. 445 00:29:44,203 --> 00:29:46,483 You shady bitch. Who is it? 446 00:29:46,563 --> 00:29:47,603 Let's go. 447 00:29:49,643 --> 00:29:53,083 -Oi. Are you good? -I'm fucking good. 448 00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:55,043 Bloody love you. 449 00:29:55,123 --> 00:29:56,643 I love you too. 450 00:30:01,203 --> 00:30:04,123 You know, I'm only just realizing I have no idea who you are. 451 00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:29,963 If you're putting the thought into it, then you might as well. 452 00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:32,563 Oh. Red hot. 453 00:30:33,043 --> 00:30:34,483 We don't know who wrote it. 454 00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:37,843 -Piss off. -Rude. 455 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:38,803 What's going on? 456 00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:41,723 -What do you mean? -With us. 457 00:30:41,803 --> 00:30:44,403 You've been avoiding me ever since Mardi Gras. 458 00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:46,323 There's nothing up. 459 00:30:46,403 --> 00:30:49,083 You're not returning my calls. You forgot about our plans. 460 00:30:49,163 --> 00:30:51,603 -It's starting to feel like-- -Like what? 461 00:30:53,003 --> 00:30:55,123 Like maybe I'm a little bit hurt? 462 00:30:56,363 --> 00:30:58,363 -Hurt? -Yeah, Harper. 463 00:30:59,723 --> 00:31:02,123 I don't… What? 464 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,803 You just wanted it too much. 465 00:31:04,883 --> 00:31:05,963 Wanted what? 466 00:31:06,043 --> 00:31:07,083 Malakai! 467 00:31:09,643 --> 00:31:12,643 Look, seeing you with him… It just… 468 00:31:13,963 --> 00:31:15,723 It kind of just killed it for me. 469 00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:19,883 I… I don't understand. 470 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,443 Are you breaking up with me? 471 00:31:24,803 --> 00:31:26,083 No. I just… 472 00:31:27,123 --> 00:31:28,723 I just think I need some space. 473 00:31:33,363 --> 00:31:34,363 Harper. 474 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:40,243 So apparently Dusty was put off by me having sex with Malakai. 475 00:31:41,123 --> 00:31:42,443 I can't believe him. 476 00:31:45,963 --> 00:31:46,883 Something wrong? 477 00:31:47,963 --> 00:31:49,523 Malakai gets assaulted by a cop 478 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:51,443 and your first thought is to sleep with him? 479 00:31:53,523 --> 00:31:55,643 -Missy-- -He needed help, Harps. 480 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,643 That's what I was trying to do. 481 00:31:58,723 --> 00:32:00,843 Nah, you were trying to get your dick wet. 482 00:32:02,443 --> 00:32:04,883 Are you seriously slut-shaming me right now? 483 00:32:04,963 --> 00:32:07,363 Come on. I don't care that you had a threesome. 484 00:32:07,443 --> 00:32:10,123 I read The Ethical Slut when I was six years old. 485 00:32:10,203 --> 00:32:12,683 -He's Amerie's boyfriend. -They'd split up. 486 00:32:12,763 --> 00:32:14,563 What? Five minutes beforehand? 487 00:32:15,763 --> 00:32:19,003 I didn't plan any of this. We were all really fucked up. 488 00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:21,443 Nah, still wrong, eh? 489 00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:29,243 Nah. 490 00:32:29,803 --> 00:32:31,283 Fuck the both of you. 491 00:32:42,763 --> 00:32:44,923 A lot of purple. What's the occasion? 492 00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:46,363 I've got a date! 493 00:32:46,443 --> 00:32:48,243 A what? Wow. 494 00:32:48,323 --> 00:32:50,603 Okay. Uh… Who with? 495 00:32:50,683 --> 00:32:52,963 -A friend. 496 00:32:53,043 --> 00:32:54,763 Yeah, I don't need to know. 497 00:32:57,443 --> 00:33:01,683 You should invite someone over. Darren perhaps. Hmm? 498 00:33:02,243 --> 00:33:06,483 I don't know. I think I cooked it. 499 00:33:07,483 --> 00:33:08,683 Un-cook it. 500 00:33:09,843 --> 00:33:10,923 Wish me luck. 501 00:33:13,843 --> 00:33:14,723 Use protection! 502 00:33:14,803 --> 00:33:15,963 Piss off! 503 00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:24,282 Ow, ow, ow. 504 00:34:37,803 --> 00:34:38,883 -No! 505 00:34:51,163 --> 00:34:52,843 Uh, uh… 506 00:35:00,762 --> 00:35:02,243 -Hey! -Hi. 507 00:35:02,323 --> 00:35:03,363 Hi. 508 00:35:03,443 --> 00:35:07,083 Did you just… Sorry. Um, I was just returning your call. 509 00:35:07,163 --> 00:35:10,803 -Yep. Yeah. Um, that was an accident. -Oh. 510 00:35:10,883 --> 00:35:16,603 Yeah. Sorry. But I'm glad you called me back because 511 00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:20,363 -I was wondering… -Mmm. 512 00:35:20,963 --> 00:35:22,083 Um… 513 00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:27,723 Did you wanna come over? 514 00:35:29,563 --> 00:35:32,243 My Nan is out. 515 00:35:33,483 --> 00:35:34,883 Um… 516 00:35:34,963 --> 00:35:35,883 Sure. 517 00:35:36,563 --> 00:35:38,083 -Oh, great. -Great. 518 00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:41,123 -Great. Yeah. Um… -Great. 519 00:35:41,203 --> 00:35:42,923 -Yeah, great. -Great. 520 00:35:43,003 --> 00:35:45,523 I'll see you later. 521 00:35:46,963 --> 00:35:47,803 Coming! 522 00:35:52,163 --> 00:35:53,843 -That was quick. -What was all that noise? 523 00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:55,283 Just tidying. 524 00:35:57,763 --> 00:35:58,603 Hi. 525 00:35:59,763 --> 00:36:00,683 Hi. 526 00:36:02,123 --> 00:36:03,563 Oh, yeah, sorry. 527 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:07,163 So this is where you bring all your victims, huh? 528 00:36:07,243 --> 00:36:09,163 Ha! Just the hot ones. 529 00:36:11,323 --> 00:36:15,763 Sorry, Nan's a bit of a collector. 530 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:17,763 Yeah, I can see that. 531 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:21,243 In that she never throws anything out. 532 00:36:21,323 --> 00:36:23,043 Environmental. We love to see it. 533 00:36:23,123 --> 00:36:25,243 Oh! Maybe don't go in there. Sorry. 534 00:36:25,323 --> 00:36:26,603 Um… 535 00:36:27,803 --> 00:36:31,243 It's, um, it's not normally like this. I promise. 536 00:36:33,363 --> 00:36:36,643 -Don't laugh at me. No. -Sorry. No, you look cute. 537 00:36:40,523 --> 00:36:41,723 Wait, what is that? 538 00:36:41,803 --> 00:36:42,963 -What is what? 539 00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:46,363 Ca$h, is that alive? What the fuck? 540 00:36:46,443 --> 00:36:48,283 Oh, that's Darude. 541 00:36:48,803 --> 00:36:51,843 No, he's a full mad lad. He's sick. Go pet him. 542 00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,003 Uh… 543 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,723 He's nice. He's friendly. 544 00:36:56,043 --> 00:36:57,363 Oh, my God. 545 00:37:00,123 --> 00:37:01,003 Ca$h. 546 00:37:03,243 --> 00:37:04,283 You're gay as fuck. 547 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:15,203 -I was going to tell you. -No, you weren't. 548 00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:19,643 You're probably right. 549 00:37:22,843 --> 00:37:24,923 I just wanted to forget about that night. 550 00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:29,243 I felt like I lost something. 551 00:37:30,203 --> 00:37:31,963 And I didn't want to lose you too. 552 00:37:35,243 --> 00:37:37,883 Not proud of what I've done. 553 00:37:37,963 --> 00:37:41,043 Why did it have to be Harper? Like, I just… 554 00:37:41,123 --> 00:37:43,243 I can't get past it. That it was her. 555 00:37:44,883 --> 00:37:46,563 It's not an excuse. I just… 556 00:37:48,643 --> 00:37:50,323 I wasn't thinking straight. 557 00:37:59,643 --> 00:38:01,203 I don't think I can do this. 558 00:38:03,843 --> 00:38:06,083 So we were officially dating for 12 hours. 559 00:38:10,803 --> 00:38:12,083 You're not okay. 560 00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:17,003 I wish I could help you. 561 00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,563 You can't. So… 562 00:38:22,323 --> 00:38:25,363 It feels like I don't even know myself right now. 563 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,283 I'm… I'm sorry. 564 00:38:30,923 --> 00:38:31,923 Me too. 565 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:41,443 If you need me, I'm here. You know, as a friend who cares about you. 566 00:38:44,443 --> 00:38:45,763 A friend. 567 00:38:45,843 --> 00:38:46,683 Yeah. 568 00:39:20,763 --> 00:39:22,923 Am I crazy or did you leave me unread today? 569 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:27,203 You could've sent a thumbs-up emoji or a thumbs-down, to be honest. 570 00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:28,843 Yeah. I'm sorry. 571 00:39:28,923 --> 00:39:34,723 And it wasn't a thumbs-down. Major thumbs-up. 572 00:39:35,643 --> 00:39:36,843 I know. 573 00:39:40,563 --> 00:39:43,363 I've never been sent a nude before. 574 00:39:44,443 --> 00:39:45,403 What? 575 00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:47,683 Yeah. I've never even taken a nude before. 576 00:39:48,443 --> 00:39:51,883 Oh, my God. Maybe you really are a serial killer. 577 00:39:55,323 --> 00:40:00,323 Nothing that exciting. I'm just that guy. 578 00:40:03,043 --> 00:40:04,843 This was my attempt. 579 00:40:14,163 --> 00:40:15,443 Mmm! 580 00:40:22,603 --> 00:40:24,443 No. Sorry, Ca$h, these are tragic. 581 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:28,083 I don't know how you took such a good photo. 582 00:40:28,163 --> 00:40:30,523 It was like professional quality. 583 00:40:30,603 --> 00:40:32,603 -Oh, I barely even tried. 584 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,083 I'm gonna kiss you. 585 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:06,963 Can we just stay here in this moment. Is that okay? 586 00:41:08,963 --> 00:41:10,003 Okay. 587 00:41:13,163 --> 00:41:14,723 Will you stay tonight? 588 00:41:16,883 --> 00:41:18,043 Okay. 589 00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:27,643 Mmm. 590 00:41:35,443 --> 00:41:37,643 I'm tired. 591 00:41:42,283 --> 00:41:43,963 Mmm. Mmm. 592 00:42:02,763 --> 00:42:04,083 -Darren. -Mmm. 593 00:42:05,643 --> 00:42:07,643 Darren. Darren. Stop. Stop. 594 00:42:08,643 --> 00:42:11,923 I don't want that right now. 595 00:42:13,243 --> 00:42:14,403 You don't want me. 596 00:42:14,483 --> 00:42:16,403 No, it's not like that. 597 00:42:16,483 --> 00:42:17,923 What the fuck is this? 598 00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:20,003 What am I even doing here? 599 00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:24,163 -I think you're just like everyone else. -I'm not like you, Darren. 600 00:42:24,243 --> 00:42:27,243 I know what you want. I can see it every time you look at me. 601 00:42:27,323 --> 00:42:28,643 I'm just not wired that way. 602 00:42:28,723 --> 00:42:30,483 Bullshit. You just don't want to be a fag 603 00:42:30,563 --> 00:42:32,603 and you're taking it out on me. Fucking original. 604 00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:35,963 I'm not using you. I just need some time 605 00:42:36,043 --> 00:42:37,843 and maybe a bit of fucking patience. 606 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:38,883 Ha! I've been patient. 607 00:42:38,963 --> 00:42:41,323 And really understanding and really fucking nice to you, 608 00:42:41,403 --> 00:42:42,243 but I'm done. 609 00:42:43,963 --> 00:42:46,563 There might be something really fucking wrong with you. 610 00:42:46,643 --> 00:42:48,083 Use somebody else to figure it out. 611 00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:49,203 Fuck you, then! 612 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:27,203 -All right, boys. -Up the odds! 613 00:43:27,283 --> 00:43:29,163 -It's almost time. -Whoo! 614 00:43:29,243 --> 00:43:30,643 Let's smash it out there. 615 00:43:30,723 --> 00:43:31,643 Yeah! 616 00:43:31,723 --> 00:43:34,523 Okay, you know the plays. You've done the work. 617 00:43:34,603 --> 00:43:37,323 Let's show these bastards what you're made of. Come on! 618 00:43:38,443 --> 00:43:44,123 Welcome to the Interschool Basketball Semifinals! 619 00:43:44,843 --> 00:43:48,283 Give it up for the Hartley High Ibis! 620 00:43:52,403 --> 00:43:54,283 That's a fucking bin chicken! 621 00:43:59,483 --> 00:44:00,683 I hate this school. 622 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:03,563 I still can't believe they have a bin chicken as our mascot. 623 00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:05,683 I know! It was a landslide. 624 00:44:05,763 --> 00:44:07,963 It makes sense. This school is a bin. 625 00:44:08,043 --> 00:44:09,443 Where's your school spirit? 626 00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,323 I left it at home. 627 00:44:12,563 --> 00:44:13,403 Okay. 628 00:44:15,003 --> 00:44:16,323 Thank you. 629 00:44:17,243 --> 00:44:20,403 Just, uh, before we kick off, 630 00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:23,123 it's time to announce the winner 631 00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:26,443 of a little cleanup competition that we had here at Hartley High. 632 00:44:26,523 --> 00:44:29,323 Not that it needed cleaning up or anything like that. 633 00:44:29,403 --> 00:44:31,643 -It's just a little friendly-- -Cut to the chase! 634 00:44:31,723 --> 00:44:35,403 Okay. Thank you, Quinni. Um… 635 00:44:35,483 --> 00:44:40,323 So the winner of the PlayStation gift voucher 636 00:44:40,403 --> 00:44:42,843 is Jenny Pilcher. 637 00:44:44,483 --> 00:44:46,443 Well done, Jenny. 638 00:44:46,523 --> 00:44:49,603 And thank you, everybody, for doing their bit. 639 00:44:49,683 --> 00:44:55,603 -Okay, let's hear it for the teams! 640 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,563 Jesus Christ, Malakai looks how I feel. 641 00:46:04,723 --> 00:46:05,563 Move. 642 00:46:08,883 --> 00:46:09,723 Get going. 643 00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:15,763 Stop messing around and get into the plays! 644 00:46:15,843 --> 00:46:17,683 And, Malakai, what are you doing? 645 00:46:21,163 --> 00:46:22,963 Malakai! Where are you today, mate? 646 00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:25,363 Let's pull it together. 647 00:46:26,403 --> 00:46:28,403 -Sorry. -Yeah, well, not good enough. 648 00:46:28,483 --> 00:46:30,723 -Had a direct shot and you missed. -I said I'm sorry. 649 00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,523 He's got much more to worry about. 650 00:46:34,363 --> 00:46:35,243 What'd you say? 651 00:46:38,323 --> 00:46:39,483 Woah. 652 00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:41,083 -Okay, okay. -Go fuck yourself! 653 00:46:41,163 --> 00:46:43,323 Hey, hey, hey! That's enough. 654 00:46:43,403 --> 00:46:46,123 Guys, come on. Stop! What's gotten into you, mates? 655 00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:50,323 Fuck you! Fuck all of you. 656 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:53,483 I'm done. 657 00:47:08,403 --> 00:47:11,203 Oops. Bit of a hiccup. Everyone take five. 658 00:47:16,843 --> 00:47:18,043 He shat his pants. 659 00:47:18,883 --> 00:47:19,803 He's such a pussy. 660 00:47:28,603 --> 00:47:29,523 Hey, Dusty. 661 00:47:30,843 --> 00:47:35,883 I just wanted to, um, take a minute to apologize for… 662 00:47:36,843 --> 00:47:38,563 What did you call it? 663 00:47:39,243 --> 00:47:43,323 Ah. "Wanting it too much"? Yeah. 664 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:50,403 I'm really sorry that I enjoyed myself in a consensual threesome 665 00:47:50,483 --> 00:47:52,523 that you initiated. 666 00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:58,323 And I'm sorry he made me cum so hard I saw another dimension. 667 00:48:00,243 --> 00:48:02,643 Let me ask you something. Did you ghost me 668 00:48:02,723 --> 00:48:06,083 because that's the first real orgasm you've ever seen? 669 00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:09,923 How insensitive of me. 670 00:48:10,003 --> 00:48:14,323 You're totally right, being turned off by your girlfriend enjoying sex. 671 00:48:14,403 --> 00:48:18,363 I mean, what was I thinking? It's not about me. 672 00:48:18,443 --> 00:48:21,763 I'm just a human pizza pocket… 673 00:48:21,843 --> 00:48:22,843 Move it. 674 00:48:22,923 --> 00:48:25,283 …designed specifically for you to fill with cum. 675 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:29,003 -I should know my place, right? -That's enough, Harper. 676 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:31,803 I guess what I'm really trying to say 677 00:48:31,883 --> 00:48:33,203 is fuck you! 678 00:48:33,283 --> 00:48:38,363 And in the spirit of cleaning up trash, we're over, you dickless fuck. 679 00:48:47,043 --> 00:48:48,883 I take it back. I love this school.