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[loud heartbeat]
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- ["Filthy" by Ayron Jones]
- ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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[engine rumbling]
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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- ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
- ♪ It's my skinny jeans ♪
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♪ With my Chuck Ts on ♪
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♪ It's those ruby red lips ♪
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- ♪ And that black lace thong ♪
- [beeps]
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♪ When the police hit me up ♪
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♪ And I ain't done no wrong ♪
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♪ So I light one up ♪
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♪ And it goes
straight to the dome ♪
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- ♪ It goes ♪
- ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ It goes straight to the dome ♪
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- ♪ It goes ♪
- ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ It goes straight
to the dome, it goes ♪
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♪ They don't call me "dope"
in my town ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy"
I don't need a judge ♪
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♪ To tell me that I'm guilty ♪
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♪ Turn this fucker up
and get loud if you feel me ♪
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♪ In my town
they don't call me "dope" ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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[siren wailing]
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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♪ ...JV leather jacket
dripping swag in the hood ♪
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♪ It's that thin blue line... ♪
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I think
he's fuckin' with us again.
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- Motherfucker!
- ♪ ...dancing all night long ♪
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[woman moaning over cell phone]
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- Nasty little girl.
- ♪ ...it goes ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha... ♪
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[dispatch over radio]
All units,
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pursuit in progress...
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Oh, fuck. Fuck. Goddammit.
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♪ They don't call me "dope"
in my town ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy"
I don't need a judge ♪
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♪ To tell me that I'm guilty ♪
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♪ Turn this fucker up
and get loud if you feel me ♪
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♪ In my town
they don't call me "dope" ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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Driver, off the bike!
Hands above your head.
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Get on your knees,
you fuckin' dickfur!
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha... ♪
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- ♪ ...call me "filthy" ♪
- Hey, I'm Danny.
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I'm the one
that just got arrested.
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You know, it's been said I live
in a bit of a fantasy land.
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You know, it is kinda something
I've always wanted to do.
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To tell you why I really ran,
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we're gonna
have to go back a tad.
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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- [fly buzzing]
- [Danny groans softly]
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[bird chirping]
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[dog barking distantly]
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[in foreign accent]
Hey, where are you going?
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[chuckles softly]
Wow, you have an accent.
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[soft clinking]
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[sighs]
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I guess I'll let myself out?
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[fly buzzing]
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There's bagels,
if you're hungry.
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But there's no cream cheese.
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["Garota Nacional" by Skank]
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♪ Hey! Come now! ♪
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[singing in Portuguese]
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["Garota Nacional" continues]
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- [man] Danny!
- How we doing, baby, huh?
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- I'm alive and healthy.
- That's what I like
to hear, sir.
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That's what I like to hear.
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I got something for you.
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Aha!
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A man after my own taste.
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Huh?
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- Stay cool, Danny.
- [Danny] You know I will, baby.
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Such a rock star.
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["Garota Nacional" continues]
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[keys jingling]
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Hi! What can I get you?
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Uh, nine shots of espresso,
on ice. Please.
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Sorry. Um... [chuckles]
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...can we give one person
nine shots of espresso?
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I do it, like, all the time.
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Okay.
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[loudly swallowing]
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[noisily slurping]
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[loudly swallowing]
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[slurping continues]
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Do you have a pen?
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[barista]
Um...
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["Garota Nacional" continues]
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Yo. Here my 360, bitch.
It's already rolling.
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[thuds]
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[laughing]
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Do it again!
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Did you get it?
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I like the thumbs-up, brother,
it's very Travis Pastrana.
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And he's the man.
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And that's
a pretty normal morning for me.
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What do you say
we meet the key players, yeah?
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That's Carl.
Without those glasses,
that dude is fuckin' blind.
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Honestly, I don't know
if he even likes me,
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but we're basically family
by skydive law at this point.
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That's Mickey.
Weird dude. Huge cock.
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All I know is he used to do
lots and lots of drugs,
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but he's sober now. Also,
all of our favorite movies
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happen to include Andy Dick.
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That's K-Dew.
We actually grew up together,
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and she is badass.
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Like, do-not-fuck-with-her
for-real badass.
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And y'all remember
this Brazilian beauty, right?
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That is Thiago.
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Best damn parachute packer
on the map.
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Dude loves
to give me a hard time,
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but I know he loves me,
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and I sure do love him.
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Bro, you're almost
as bad at rollerblading
as you are at skydiving.
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Well, I think you have
to skydive to be a skydiver.
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- [laughs]
- Fuck you, Carl.
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Come on, come on, come on.
My guy's a skydiver.
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He's just waiting
for another hair on his balls
to sprout out.
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Isn't that right, D-money?
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[mockingly] Somebody had to use
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his backup parachute.
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- That's karma.
- Oh, that jump
was with you, wasn't it?
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Oh, yeah. I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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[shouting] But you're
gonna have a malfunction!
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What? Why would you
say that, Danny?
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You always gotta be ready, baby!
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- Whoo!
- ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪
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["How It Feels" by Lewis]
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♪ I used to care, now I don't ♪
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♪ If you put it on my table
I'mma push it on the floor ♪
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♪ Push it on the floor ♪
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[thudding]
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You know, Thiago's the one
that packed my parachute
that day.
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- I'm still pretty sure
he's trying to kill me.
- Trust me,
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if I wanted you dead,
you'd be dead.
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I'm Brazilian, bro.
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It was just
a regular cutaway, D-love.
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Why are you being
such a bitch about it?
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Thank you
for the kind words, K-Dew.
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I really appreciate it.
I'm just a little shook by it,
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- that's all.
- Little shook?
That was, like, a year ago.
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It was a year and 11 months ago.
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Thank you, Carl.
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[Blake]
What's up, pussies?
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[dramatic music]
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- You wanna fight, Blake?
- [scoffing] Oh. Whoa.
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We're just teasing, baby boy.
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Wouldn't want
anyone getting hurt.
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Yeah. Wouldn't want anyone
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physically or mentally
unable to skydive.
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- Right, Danny?
- You two little bitches
want something?
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Honestly, I just miss
beating you guys.
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And since your team didn't join
the free fall competition
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again this year due to your
almighty leader...
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- [chuckles]
- ...over here,
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I figured I'd extend
an invitation to a friendly
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roller hockey tournament
my home drop zone
puts on every year.
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You know, the one I own.
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You mean the one
your daddy owns?
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- Ooh-ooh.
- [Thiago] Oh!
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Well, it's gonna be his.
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You know, we noticed
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your graceful
rollerblading earlier...
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...and we thought
maybe you play.
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You know, that's funny.
I've heard of this, uh,
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little roller hockey tournament,
and you're fuckin' on.
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Bro, I don't have
Rollerblades or money
to get any of that shit.
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Like, I'm really scared
to do that kinda shit, Danny.
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These are usually
early morning games, right?
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[Blake]
Correct.
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Yeah, Danny, I haven't seen you
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waking up before noon
since high school, so...
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- Well, luckily, I--
- Shut up, Carl.
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Well, it's been real.
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And it's been fun.
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[both]
But it hasn't been real fun!
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[cackling]
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[Blake]
Oh, my God, we did it!
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We got it!
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- [laughing]
- Let's get the fuck outta here.
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Really?
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Damn. They fuckin'
plan that or what?
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No. Fuck that guy, Danny.
Guy's got his shirt off
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and it's, like, 70 degrees out.
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- Stupid ass motherfucker.
- Come on, bro. Time to get ready
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- for your sober party
tonight, huh?
- [cell phone chimes]
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Oh, fuck.
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What?
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I just sent a dick pic
to the wrong person.
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- [snickers]
- I was trying to send it to this
girl I just met, Michelle...
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...but I accidentally sent it
to Michael... at the office.
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A girl you just met?
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Does Michael have
your number saved?
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Oh, it doesn't matter.
He's gonna know.
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Why don't you just
change your number?
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No, you don't get it.
It was a delfie.
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[both]
A delfie?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[Carl]
Mm. Delfie.
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Fuck, he'll probably
just be impressed.
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- [cell phone chimes]
- Probably.
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[woman laughing]
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Hey, Carl!
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Michael just sent me a photo
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I'll never be able to unsee.
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[laughing continues]
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[thud]
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I hope you enjoy
my sloppy seconds.
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Yeah, I will enjoy
your sloppy seconds.
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God, he's so good
at comebacks. Fuck!
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[hip-hop music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ I'd like to bring
everyone's attention ♪
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♪ To the motherfuckin'
dance floor ♪
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♪ Can't believe
I'm so drunk... ♪
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Are you gonna be butt hurt
all night, Danny?
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[light rock music playing]
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I can't believe
none of you fuckers dressed up!
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[sighs] You proclaimed this was
a theme party last night
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while you were hammered.
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How are we supposed
to take you seriously?
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K-Dew, you of all people
should know,
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if I'm ever talking
about costumes,
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dressing up, Halloween,
I'm fuckin' serious.
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At least Thiago's wearing
short shorts.
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- Here we go again.
- What?
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When I met you, you said to me,
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"You've got
some nice quads, bro.
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We should hang out sometime."
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You've got great quads, brother.
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It's okay if you're gay, bro.
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Just own it.
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Yeah, okay. I'm gay.
247
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:31,680
If the penguins' "population"
is rapidly "decreasing"
248
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,422
due to "global warming."
[laughs]
249
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:38,643
Danny, the penguins' population
is rapidly decreasing
250
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,210
due to global warming.
251
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,517
[gags]
252
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,389
[softly] Uh, yeah, it is.
253
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,130
Still good.
254
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,480
Uh, Danny,
you're coming to dinner
255
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,526
with me and my husband
this Friday, right?
256
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,790
But is it possible for you
not to get wasted this time?
257
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,836
Sorry, if I'm
at a Mexican restaurant, K-Dew,
258
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:57,967
I'mma have a few cervezas.
259
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,751
We were at Chipotle,
260
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,363
and you had, like, 20 Coronas.
261
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,321
Whatever.
You guys are fuckin' weird.
262
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,019
And I can never tell
if you guys just, like,
263
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,759
both wanna bang me or what.
264
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,371
Just because we're
in an open relationship
265
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,851
doesn't mean we're trying to...
266
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,245
...fuck everybody
we hang out with.
267
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,250
Mixed signals
on that one, but, uh,
268
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,122
I'm picking up
what you're putting down.
269
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,867
- "Jesus Chryst"?
- What?
270
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,913
Yeah, it says "Jesus Chryst."
271
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,437
It says "Jesus Christ."
272
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,091
You spelled it wrong.
273
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,441
- Are you fuckin' serious?
- [woman] Yep.
274
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,401
- God!
- Uh!
275
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,490
You're already
fucked up once, Danny.
276
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:43,708
Don't fuck up twice.
277
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,188
You know,
while we're on the topic
278
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,060
of embarrassing things
for you here,
279
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,452
I went into your trailer
the other day
280
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,106
and you have
a bunch of action figures
281
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,413
spread out in the positions
of a baseball team
282
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,372
with a piece of paper nearby
that had their stats.
283
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,855
G.I. Joe was having
a particularly good game
that day. [chuckles]
284
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:01,901
Hey, bro...
285
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,469
...you're still playing
with action figures?
286
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:09,386
Come on, bro. No. I was going
through my old things, actually.
287
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,475
One of them was from a movie
that just came out.
288
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,653
- A gift for my nephew, actually.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
289
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,220
That you opened?
290
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,266
Just making sure
there's no little pieces
291
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,746
he could choke on, Thiago.
292
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,401
It's cool, man.
We all got some secrets.
293
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,403
- [sniffs]
- It's not--
294
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,927
[grunts]
295
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,341
[Danny in English]
Hey, how do I say,
296
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,605
"I think you have
incredibly beautiful eyes"?
297
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:57,957
[whispering]
298
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,232
[chuckles]
299
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,758
- [in English] I didn't just say
what I wanted to say, did I?
- No, you didn't.
300
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,673
And she barely speaks
English, bro.
301
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,283
- I like it.
- You don't have a chance.
302
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,589
[clicks tongue]
We'll see about that, bubba.
303
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,069
[chuckles] Yeah.
Coming from the guy
304
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,635
who wears red Crocs,
does magic tricks,
305
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,464
and listens to Christmas music
year-round, yeah.
306
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,467
Uh, am I supposed to be offended
by any of that?
307
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:31,599
[woman chuckles]
308
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,863
I'm gonna go get another drink.
309
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,780
Yeah. Bro, have you even tried
a pair of red Crocs on?
310
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,042
Any color?
311
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,740
It's like
walking on marshmallows.
312
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,004
Hey.
313
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,571
Hey.
314
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,139
I saw you talking
to what's-his-name?
315
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,404
Yeah, he's my boyfriend,
so we gotta conversate
every once in a while.
316
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,494
[mockingly]
Oh, "So we're gonna conversate
every once in a while."
317
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,715
- Seriously?
- Is his dick bigger than mine?
318
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,369
What?
319
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:06,938
Is... his... dick...
bigger than mine?
320
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,115
[country music playing]
321
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,682
Well, the same.
322
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,998
Such a nice ass. What a shame.
323
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,482
[crickets chirping]
324
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,095
[dog distantly barking]
325
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,446
[Louie]
Hey, kid!
326
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,667
Hey, Louie. How you doing, baby?
327
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,149
From the looks of things,
better than you.
328
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:47,283
I don't have any money
right now, unfortunately.
329
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,373
Oh, that's okay, kiddo.
330
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,245
There's plenty of currency
in this world.
331
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,466
You know,
for someone who doesn't know
332
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,904
where they're going,
there's no favorable wind.
333
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,124
That was deep, man.
334
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:06,607
Yeah. You gotta dig deep
inside yourself, son.
335
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:12,091
There's more to life than booze
and one-night stands, you know?
336
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,137
You still got
the mac and cheese?
337
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,747
You know I do, bae.
338
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,662
Let's do it, then!
339
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,882
[gentle music]
340
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:27,149
[cell phone ringing]
341
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,803
[Danny]
Yo, yo.
342
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,067
[Danny's mom over phone]
Hi, Danny. This is Mom.
343
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,591
- Your dad has gotten
much worse.
- Yeah.
344
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,463
He's back in the hospital.
345
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,769
I know this is
not what any of us
346
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,989
wanted to happen
to us right now.
347
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,599
- I know you're busy.
- Really?
348
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,254
[indistinct chatter over phone]
349
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,734
Yeah. No, of course.
350
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,171
- I love you.
- I love you too.
351
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,782
[melancholic music]
352
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,481
[birds chirping]
353
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,311
My dad, uh, is dying.
354
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,488
Just got off the phone
with my mom.
355
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:07,320
I'm sorry, son.
That's tough news.
356
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,887
Yeah. I mean,
I knew he had cancer.
357
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,673
You know, I just...
didn't know it was this bad.
358
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,894
Shit, man, I gotta go. Uh,
yeah, make yourself at home.
359
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,029
Okay, bud. You--
you do what you gotta do.
360
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,469
[Mickey]
You doing good
over there, Thiago?
361
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,036
- [Thiago] Mm-hmm.
- You doing good?
362
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,212
- Doing good.
- Huh? Pack that bag, huh?
363
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,475
You gotta put
your back into it, Thiago.
364
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,085
[propellers distantly buzzing]
365
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:38,394
Well, look
who decided to show up.
366
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,353
What's up, D-love?
367
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,574
- [exhales] My dad's dying.
- [K-Dew] Oh, my God.
368
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,663
I thought he was getting better.
369
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,752
Yeah. You and me both.
370
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,799
- You know
how much time you have?
- Apparently not much.
371
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,496
Yeah, they just said
to get there quick, so--
372
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,542
It's a seven-hour drive.
373
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,459
- I'mma take my bike.
- Sure that's a good idea?
374
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,678
And what are you gonna do
if a cop gets behind you?
375
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,595
- Pull over?
- [all] Pull over!
376
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,902
- What?
- We know you, D-love.
377
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,773
Look, I love your dad.
378
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,776
Everybody that knows your dad
loves your dad.
379
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,737
But please don't do
anything stupid.
380
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,913
[gentle music]
381
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,615
[Danny]
It's all good, K-Dew.
382
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,360
And we're all caught up
to when I said,
383
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,145
"Fuck everything
my loving friends said to me."
384
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,975
You know, it wasn't even
just that my pops
was on his deathbed.
385
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:41,240
I honestly forgot
about CHP helicopters.
386
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,372
Like a fuckin' dumbass.
387
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,376
Danny Jones.
388
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,554
If that isn't the stupidest
fuckin' name I've ever heard?
389
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,208
Why is it a stupid name?
390
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,734
Honestly, it's--
there's nothing wrong with it.
391
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,694
You're probably
a nice enough guy.
392
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,913
I just get bored,
and I hate my life.
393
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,528
Okay. Here is your clothes.
394
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,051
Here is your helmet.
395
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,316
I appreciate your honesty, sir.
396
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,018
[sighing] Oh, fuck.
397
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,891
[mumbles and sighs]
398
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,111
[softly]
I hate this fuckin' job, dude,
I hate this fuckin' job.
399
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,766
[shouts] This job
is making me fuckin' crazy!
400
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,725
- ["Coming Back Home"
WEARETHEGOOD & scootie wop]
- ♪ I've been on the road ♪
401
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,075
♪ I've been doing shows
now we eating steak, remember ♪
402
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,599
♪ Sleepin' on the flo'
stealing at the gas station ♪
403
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,471
♪ Winter time was cold
in the kitchen hot ♪
404
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,386
♪ Still tryin' to flip it
off the stove ♪
405
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,344
♪ Rockin' fake J's
prayin' that nobody know ♪
406
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,172
♪ Watched them take
my dawg away was way too hard ♪
407
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,261
♪ To stay composed
fight to see the light of day ♪
408
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,176
♪ All this blood on my clothes
I was tired everyday ♪
409
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,525
♪ Green light
it's time to go... ♪
410
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:53,137
So, uh... did they rape you?
411
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,443
It was like three days, brother.
412
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,228
It only takes a second, D-love.
413
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,666
Especially with that cute
little booty of yours.
414
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,060
- I'm good.
- [laughs] I'm glad you're out.
415
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,062
You shouldn't have
bailed me out.
416
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,370
- I got no money.
- [scoffs]
417
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,329
Dude, don't even worry
about it, man.
418
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,722
Dude, plus, I got
that Iraq tour money, playa!
419
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,682
I am worried about it.
I'mma get you back.
420
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,771
[chuckles] Let's just get you
421
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,338
to your pop's funeral,
all right?
422
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:22,123
If we leave right now,
we might actually make it.
423
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,604
["Prodigal Son"
by Clayton Seavey]
424
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,780
[birds chirping]
425
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,358
[engine rumbling]
426
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,578
♪ A long time ago ♪
427
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:46,103
♪ These words hit home ♪
428
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,455
♪ A long time ago ♪
429
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,371
♪ I didn't belong ♪
430
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:59,726
♪ Well, I flew far from home ♪
431
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,120
♪ A long time ago ♪
432
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,254
♪ Prodigal son... ♪
433
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,996
[sobbing]
434
00:23:13,304 --> 00:23:14,871
[sniffling]
435
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,962
Well, at least
you made it to the funeral.
436
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,704
You fuckin' loser. [chuckles]
437
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,621
I'm just kidding.
You know I love you.
438
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,495
But you are a kind of a loser,
but you're also a Jones.
439
00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:31,888
- Thanks, Katie.
- [chuckles]
440
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,152
She's just upset
'cause your father's last words
441
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:38,417
to her were, "Katie,
don't be a fuckin' loser."
442
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,985
- Are you serious?
- I swear to God.
443
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,555
Whatever.
Probably thought I was you.
444
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,514
- [indistinct whispering]
- [laughs]
445
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,167
Hey, we're still
spreading his ashes
446
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:51,647
tomorrow at Carnegie, yeah?
447
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:54,302
Yeah. I still love
to ride a dirt bike.
448
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,130
You still gotta go to court,
449
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,697
but I'm still gonna
cut my dirt bike.
450
00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,003
[priest]
On behalf of the Jones' family,
451
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,962
I'd like to thank you all
for coming out today
452
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,355
to celebrate the life
of a great man.
453
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,708
Now, if you would please join me
in a moment of silence.
454
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,232
[melancholic music]
455
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,456
[engine rumbling]
456
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,173
[Danny]
He was the most badass dude
I've ever known.
457
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,829
And though he's not here with us
anymore physically...
458
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,528
...I feel him here
just as much as before.
459
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,138
[sniffles]
460
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:51,620
He wasn't just Papa Jones.
He was a--
461
00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:54,580
he was my best friend,
a fuckin' leader.
462
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,060
Family guy.
463
00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:59,976
Somebody you wanted
on your team, you know.
464
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,850
We love you, Daddy-o.
465
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,329
[soft thud]
466
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,813
[music continues]
467
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:14,643
[sniffles]
468
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,302
[sobbing]
469
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,046
[sighs]
470
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,925
[crickets chirping]
471
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,058
Thank you, sister.
472
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,892
Careful with those
tonight, D-bear.
473
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,546
I know.
474
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:51,245
You know, your father was sober
for the last ten years,
475
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:54,161
and there's nothing more
he wished for you.
476
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:55,989
I know.
477
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:57,730
Mm.
478
00:25:58,513 --> 00:25:59,862
Some people can swim...
479
00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,430
...some can't.
480
00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:05,955
I know. I can swim.
481
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,391
No, you can't.
482
00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:10,090
You need to learn
to stay out of the water.
483
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,744
Probably not
gonna happen tonight.
484
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:13,484
I know.
485
00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:16,879
Just be careful, okay?
486
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:18,054
Yeah.
487
00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,883
- I love you.
- I love you too, Mom.
488
00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:22,755
[grunts]
489
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,931
[music continues]
490
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:46,953
[deeply inhales]
491
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:48,955
[sharply exhales]
492
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,610
[somber music]
493
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,786
[crickets chirping]
494
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:04,971
And there I am again.
495
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:08,931
Not able to listen
to a single word of advice
496
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,280
from those that love me.
497
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,203
- [crashing]
- [tires screech]
498
00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:22,249
- [high-pitched ringing]
- [siren wailing]
499
00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:25,513
[birds chirping]
500
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:29,909
[indistinct chatter over PA]
501
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,824
[muffled beeping]
502
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,042
[nurse]
Danny Jones.
503
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,655
- How are you feeling?
- [deeply exhales]
504
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:38,700
Not too good.
505
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,267
I, um...
506
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:44,140
...not really sure
what happened.
507
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:48,536
From what I've been told,
you blacked out and crashed
your friend's truck last night.
508
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,147
Now, you don't seem to have
any major injuries,
509
00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:54,281
but... considering
the circumstance,
510
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:55,978
you're lucky to be alive.
511
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,242
- [sighs deeply]
- And you're also lucky
you didn't hurt anyone else.
512
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,984
And there's a real good-looking
police officer down the hall
513
00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:04,552
filling out
your DUI paperwork as we speak.
514
00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:09,165
- Now, I don't mean to speak
out of line here, son...
- [loudly sighs]
515
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:12,995
...but is it possible that
a change could do you good?
516
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:14,736
[sighing] Oh!
517
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,216
[melancholic music]
518
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,260
[Danny]
I've tried.
519
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,088
I don't know how to quit.
520
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:22,352
I can't,
I just don't even know...
521
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:24,093
[deeply inhales]
522
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:25,965
...where to start.
[deeply exhales]
523
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,183
Yeah.
524
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,143
You know, we often don't know
525
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:32,667
how to do those hard things
that we need to do.
526
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,453
But the most important thing
is that you take the first step.
527
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,282
You'll learn the rest as you go.
528
00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:41,545
[indistinct chatter over PA]
529
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,721
Thank you.
530
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,376
[nurse]
Get some rest, dear.
531
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:56,865
[Danny deeply inhales
and exhales]
532
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,042
- Hey, bud.
- Dude, I'm done
533
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,741
with all the drinking,
the drugs.
534
00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:05,831
- I can't do it anymore.
- That's great, brother.
535
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,528
[sighs and scoffs]
536
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,966
The one thing
my dad wanted for me
was to get sober, you know?
537
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,752
Oh, I'm sick of this,
dude. I've--
538
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,884
Yeah.
539
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,407
I'm sick of losing, bro.
540
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:21,672
He also wanted you
to spread the rest
of his ashes in the sky.
541
00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:25,241
Yeah. You, uh,
542
00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:26,808
you still have
your hockey gear, yeah?
543
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:28,027
You know this.
544
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:30,464
Are you busy?
545
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,596
Not that I can think of.
546
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,208
So there's some bastards, right?
547
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:39,865
Like, at my drop zone.
Need to get their
fuckin' asses kicked.
548
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:41,780
- Okay.
- Uh--
549
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:43,956
You wanna get outta here?
550
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,175
[light inspirational music]
551
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,439
[scoffs] Yeah, don't you have
to go back to jail or something?
552
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:52,616
I'm pretty sure I saw
a police officer in the hallway.
553
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,881
- Down the left?
- Yeah.
554
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,665
Think we can get out
if we go right?
555
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,496
- We could find out.
Let's go, baby.
- [laughs]
556
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,585
Shit. You gotta help me out,
I don't know what to do here.
557
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,413
- Oh.
- Yeah, take it out.
558
00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,719
- [screams] Fuck, dude!
- [shushes]
559
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,112
You just gonna rip it out?
560
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,375
What do you want me to do?
I'm not a fuckin' nurse.
561
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,594
Goddamn!
562
00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:15,509
[suspenseful music]
563
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:16,815
[man]
Oh, my God.
564
00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:19,687
Come on! Come on, come on!
565
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:20,862
[sighs]
566
00:30:22,124 --> 00:30:23,169
[gasps]
567
00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:24,344
[indistinct muttering]
568
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:25,475
[laughs]
569
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:27,086
The white boy got booty, though.
570
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,262
- [laughs]
- [pop music]
571
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,309
Yo, what's up, baby?
Where's the crew?
572
00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,920
They just went up, baby.
I missed the load.
573
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:20,922
I had some Mexican leftovers
for breakfast.
574
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,184
Ooh.
575
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:23,185
- We're cool.
- [Mickey] Okay.
576
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:24,534
Yeah.
577
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:27,450
["Neon Affair" by Splize]
578
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,626
♪ The way you look
the way you touch ♪
579
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,715
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
580
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,022
♪ The way you look
the way you touch ♪
581
00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:36,155
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
582
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:38,374
♪ The way you look
the way you touch ♪
583
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,463
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
584
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,248
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
585
00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:47,427
♪ Coming to the end
of our time ♪
586
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:50,691
♪ But I don't wanna
say goodbye ♪
587
00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:56,044
♪ I've got feelings for you ♪
588
00:31:57,002 --> 00:32:01,180
♪ But I don't wanna
say goodbye to you ♪
589
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:04,748
♪ I've got feelings for you ♪
590
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,403
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
591
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,231
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
592
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:13,409
♪ I've got feelings for you ♪
593
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,195
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
594
00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,545
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
- Did you really?
595
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,809
- How was it?
- Sick!
596
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,333
- You should try it sometime.
- Funny you should say that.
597
00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:27,510
Hey, your boy's getting sober,
we're starting
a roller hockey team
598
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,121
so you can beat those bitches,
599
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:31,558
and he's gonna start training
to jump again.
600
00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,386
- [K-Dew whispers] Yes!
- What?
601
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,822
- Really?
- Are we not?
602
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,345
Are you gonna take that from me?
603
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,304
Wait, wait. Is it true?
604
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,262
Sober? Yes.
605
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,134
Training to jump? Yes.
606
00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,049
But I only got a team if you
guys are willing to join me.
607
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:45,702
We're always
on your team, my bro!
608
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,704
- [laughter]
- I've been on your team
609
00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,445
since sixth grade, bitch!
610
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,447
- 'Sup, Dustin?
- 'Sup, K-Dew?
611
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,623
Calling it Operation SkyFly.
612
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:54,668
[K-Dew]
Why?
613
00:32:54,842 --> 00:32:56,235
[birds chirping]
614
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:57,758
- Why?
- [Dustin] It fuckin' sounded--
615
00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,412
'Cause it fuckin' sounded cool!
616
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,326
[Thiago]
Yeah, but I'm still
as broke as I was
617
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,675
a few days ago, so--
618
00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:02,850
- Dustin's bankrolli--
- I got it.
619
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,373
- [gasps]
- All right. [laughs]
620
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,897
Well, if you recall,
the last time we tried
621
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,117
to have a conversation
about roller hockey,
622
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,814
you told me to shut my mouth.
623
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,035
If we're quoting, I believe
I said, "Shut up, Carl."
624
00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,516
[Carl]
Well, what I was trying to say
was that I happened
625
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,562
to have played
semipro ice hockey.
626
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,303
- That's badass!
- [Carl] Yeah!
627
00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:22,609
- [K-Dew] Yeah.
- Goalie.
628
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,350
All right, so you're in!
629
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,960
Oh, I was never out, son.
630
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,483
- [laughter]
- Fuck, yeah, baby!
631
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,137
Whoa! Whoa!
632
00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,314
No one's gonna confirm
if I'm in?
633
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:37,798
Yeesh. Oh, Mickey, uh,
you can't really skate, bro.
634
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,192
Or do any athletic activity
very well.
635
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,803
Yeah, with exception
of skydiving, maybe.
636
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,718
- Not even.
- I'll answer that with...
637
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:49,984
- ...I'm in.
- Just six people?
Six is... [mumbles]
638
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,030
- Six, it is!
- All right.
639
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,640
- To the six!
- [K-Dew] Whoo!
640
00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:56,295
Time to put Cali
on the motherfuckin' map, baby!
641
00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,949
- It's already on the map.
- Just let him have this moment.
642
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,951
- Let me have my moment!
- All right.
643
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,910
- [all] SkyFly!
- [cheering]
644
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,086
[triumphant music]
645
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:10,309
[mumbles]
646
00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:14,182
[grunts] Fuck!
647
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,926
[bird cawing]
648
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,754
I didn't realize my curve
was a little off.
649
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,799
[siren distantly wailing]
650
00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:24,975
[crickets chirping]
651
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:26,629
I see potential.
652
00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:31,765
Okay, guys.
653
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,246
Been giving it a lot of thought.
654
00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:37,162
What we're trying to do here,
what we're trying to accomplish.
655
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:38,902
And the other day,
it occurred to me.
656
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:43,994
Six division titles,
a President's Trophy,
a Stanley Cup final.
657
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,433
Who better to emulate
than the San Jose Sharks, huh?
658
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,262
I say we call ourselves
the Sharks.
659
00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,612
Maybe you got some advice
on how to play, brother?
660
00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:54,614
We-- the team name's
already been decided, dude.
661
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,268
Yes, Mickey.
662
00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,531
I was thinking
that we call ourselves
663
00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:00,402
"Off Consistently."
664
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,189
Okay, why "Off Consistently"?
665
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,887
Because nobody beats
off consistently.
666
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:10,108
- I've beaten off consistently.
- Yeah, of course, same.
667
00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,849
Okay, so we've all
beaten off consistently.
668
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,982
So, so, so, I already ordered
the fuckin' jerseys.
669
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:16,984
[bird cawing]
670
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:18,464
Too bad you spelt it wrong.
671
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,423
I spelt it right.
Google it, bitch.
672
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:24,078
- He spelled it right, dumbass.
- Thank you.
673
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,514
I don't have my phone.
Give me your phone.
674
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:28,213
[engines rumbling]
675
00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:32,391
[clears throat]
Oh, my God, dude.
What have you been looking at?
676
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,044
- Wait, are you going
through my history? D-- Danny--
- No,
677
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,742
it's, like,
the last thing you looked at.
678
00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:38,701
Well, my nephew, you know,
he gets a hold of--
679
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,050
Your nephew?
680
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,574
You know,
my niece and my nephew,
681
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,228
- those little rugrats--
- Remind me how old
682
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,794
your niece and my nephew are.
683
00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:45,882
- The ones that look at, uh...
- A-- Danny!
684
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,232
Give me the fuckin-- Danny!
685
00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:48,668
Danny, give me
the fuckin' phone!
686
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,539
...female wrestling
domination porn.
687
00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,193
Fuck! Stop playing
with me, Danny!
688
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,760
You always fuckin' do th--
689
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,849
give me the fuckin' phone,
man! It's porn!
690
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,068
You watch porn, I watch porn,
we watch porn, she watch porn!
691
00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,200
Phone!
692
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,462
Uh, yeah, you spelt it right.
693
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,205
- Thank you.
- Anyways, guys,
team name has been decided.
694
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,381
- Sky-fucking-Fly, okay?
- SkyFly.
695
00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:08,992
But out of respect for,
like a, meh, idea,
696
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,516
uh, that'll be our team chant.
697
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:12,518
- "Off Consistently"?
- Mm-hmm.
698
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:13,649
- [K-Dew] Should we bring it in?
- [Danny] Yeah.
699
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:14,824
Let's bring it in.
700
00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,653
Here we go.
[shouts] Nobody beats...
701
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,438
[all]
...off consistently!
702
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:20,613
We'll work on it.
703
00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:23,268
["El Monte" by Luke Melville]
704
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,557
[in English] ...2000 feet.
705
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:53,907
Chop or land?
706
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,126
- Land?
- Chop.
707
00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:00,435
Two thousand feet.
708
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,437
Chop or land?
709
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:04,570
- Choppy?
- Dead.
710
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:10,402
[Rafaela]
Mm-hmm.
711
00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:12,578
[birds chirping]
712
00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:16,582
[grunts]
713
00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:20,107
[grunts]
714
00:37:20,673 --> 00:37:22,675
[gentle music]
715
00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:33,555
[woman grunts]
716
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,037
[in English] How...
717
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,083
...years?
718
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:48,657
Rafa...
719
00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,706
[in English]
...if you come to our game.
720
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,891
[man]
Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
721
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,110
what you've
all been waiting for.
722
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,634
Game one of our tournament
723
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,940
brought to you
by the one and only
724
00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:13,943
Blue Clouds drop zone!
725
00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,554
Now let's get the--
726
00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,556
- What?
- Can you play that?
727
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,080
We're gonna make a little intro.
728
00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,387
- Uh, we don't--
- Just play it.
729
00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:24,302
[indistinct chatter]
730
00:38:25,694 --> 00:38:27,653
- ["Whip!" By Oliver Dodge]
- ♪ ...just you and me... ♪
731
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,959
Well, folks,
we don't normally do this,
732
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:34,007
but without further ado,
bring your eyes to the rink,
733
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:37,010
as I present SkyFly!
734
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:40,796
♪ It's almost ready
we've been craving
this all week ♪
735
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,408
- [inaudible]
- ♪ Baby, you want it, I got it ♪
736
00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:45,410
♪ I'm hooked on you
like phonics ♪
737
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:47,977
♪ Gotta be honest you're on it ♪
738
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:50,806
♪ And this ain't no time
to be modest ♪
739
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,505
♪ Hook that, push that
shake that, girl, take... ♪
740
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,941
Boo!
741
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,161
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Lead on, eat that recipe ♪
742
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,514
- Oh, God.
- ♪ Whip that cream, baby ♪
743
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:06,996
♪ Put in sweet honey, baby ♪
744
00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:10,130
♪ Shade up, we can cook up ♪
745
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:14,308
♪ We can stir up
when we hook up
just you and me ♪
746
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:18,356
♪ Whip that cream whip... ♪
747
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,488
Did they tie something
to their dicks?
748
00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,541
♪ Whip that cream ♪
749
00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:34,284
♪ Ooh! ♪
750
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,504
♪ Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-doo ♪
751
00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:38,898
- [clapping]
- ♪ Whip that cream ♪
752
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,511
- ♪ And that sweet on me ♪
- ♪ Sweet on me ♪
753
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,558
Yeah, don't quit
your day job! [laughs]
754
00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:49,038
♪ We can cook up
we can stir up when we-- ♪
755
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:49,952
[buzzing]
756
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:51,171
What the shit?
757
00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,695
Sorry about that, folks.
758
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,175
That was the saddest thing
I've seen
759
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:56,698
since my last court appointment
760
00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,179
when I saw my son
for the last time.
761
00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:01,181
Let's get on with it, shall we?
762
00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:03,575
All right, listen up,
I want a good, clean game
763
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,098
between the two of you. Got it?
764
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,754
[yelling] Let's go!
765
00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:12,235
You will be unable
to sleep every night
766
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,413
having visions of me!
767
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:18,503
Your mothers will weep
on your graves
768
00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:20,287
and your fathers will--
769
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,898
they'll be very upset
770
00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:26,685
because I,
I will have destroyed you!
771
00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:28,774
I am the destroyer!
772
00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:31,733
[screams hysterically]
773
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:34,257
[panting]
774
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:37,609
What?
775
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:39,437
Hey, what is this?
776
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,613
You bring a girl
to a hockey game?
777
00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,571
Roller hockey, bitch!
778
00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:45,747
Uh, be careful
what you say to her.
779
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,793
Just being completely honest.
780
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,621
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
781
00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:54,800
[man]
And game one is underway.
782
00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,845
Puck is dropped,
Blake Kearney wins the draw--
783
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,065
- [K-Dew grunts]
- Oh, my goodness.
784
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,938
Steve Bell is absolutely crushed
by K-Dew of SkyFly.
785
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,114
How's that for a girl, huh?
786
00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:06,638
- [blows whistle]
- [chuckles]
787
00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,292
Get up!
788
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,251
[weakly] Are girls
even allowed to play?
789
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,558
You are embarrassing yourself!
790
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,647
[man]
An early hit that will
almost definitely be
791
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:18,040
a penalty and a power play.
792
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:20,216
[K-Dew chuckles]
793
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,871
- So worth it. Back off!
- Get in there.
794
00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:25,047
[suspenseful music]
795
00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,138
- Bitch!
- [blows whistle]
796
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:32,272
Roughing. Hit was before
the puck arrived.
797
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,535
Two minutes.
Blue Clouds. Power play.
798
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,497
Little girl.
799
00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,673
[dramatic music]
800
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,243
- [thud]
- [man] Goal, Blue Clouds!
801
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,550
- [thud]
- [man] Goal, Blue Clouds!
802
00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:52,161
- [thud]
- Blue Clouds scores again!
803
00:41:52,727 --> 00:41:56,165
- [thuds]
- [laughs] Oh!
804
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:59,517
Welcome to my world!
I'm better than you!
805
00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:04,043
[shouting and growling]
I'm better than you!
806
00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:12,878
Danny... is he better than me?
807
00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:14,836
[thud]
808
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:17,230
- Woo-hoo!
- [buzzer buzzes]
809
00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,362
Not looking too good
for you, is it?
810
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,365
- Loser pants.
- "Loser pants," bro?
811
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,976
You call my bro "loser pants"?
812
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,500
He say "loser pants"?
He meant "loser bitch."
813
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,241
- [grunts]
- [man] Oh!
814
00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:30,025
Steve!
815
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:31,679
My goodness.
816
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,726
Steve is
absolutely knocked out cold.
817
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:38,077
- Not again.
- [man] This could be
a bench-clearing event, folks.
818
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,165
You're next.
819
00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:40,340
Clearly there's history
820
00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:41,689
between these two teams.
821
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:44,257
You're dead!
You're fuckin' dead.
822
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:46,433
You thought you were alive,
but you're not.
823
00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:47,782
You're really dead.
824
00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:51,177
I got it, I know where to go.
825
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,962
Roughing. Two minutes.
826
00:42:54,136 --> 00:42:57,575
Jesus, people, a clean game.
I said a clean game.
827
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:00,621
Yeah, more like a clean...
828
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:04,582
...ass annihilation. [laughs]
829
00:43:04,756 --> 00:43:07,280
What? You want your ass
to be annihilated?
830
00:43:07,454 --> 00:43:08,716
[laughs]
831
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:11,763
No! No, no, I didn't say that!
832
00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:15,201
Let's go, SkyFly! Come on!
833
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,030
Blue Clouds with an early
five-to-nothing lead.
834
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:21,294
This is tougher to watch
than the tears streaming down
my son's face
835
00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:23,209
when I told him
I'd never see him again.
836
00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:25,037
- [thud]
- [groans]
837
00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:26,604
- [grunts]
- [thuds]
838
00:43:28,562 --> 00:43:29,607
[thudding]
839
00:43:29,781 --> 00:43:32,131
[dramatic music]
840
00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:40,792
[man]
Danny Jones finally connects
841
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:43,098
with his ace Dustin Murphy
for a goal.
842
00:43:43,272 --> 00:43:44,447
[cheering]
843
00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:46,885
It's nine to one. [scoffs]
844
00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:49,714
Making this
a nine to one nut buster.
845
00:43:49,888 --> 00:43:51,977
No lube, no consent,
846
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:54,893
and it absolutely
was their first time.
847
00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:57,939
[buzzer buzzes]
848
00:43:58,113 --> 00:43:59,027
[sighs]
849
00:44:00,986 --> 00:44:02,204
- [Danny] You tape that?
- Yes.
850
00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:03,858
Thank you for filming, Louie.
851
00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:05,817
You've got a lot to review,
young man.
852
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:07,253
[sighs]
853
00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:09,429
[indistinct chatter]
854
00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:13,520
Played hard, guys, you know?
At least we got that first one
855
00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:17,306
- out of the way, huh?
- Yeah. Hey, now we got
some video footage to review.
856
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,395
We can learn,
we can grow from this.
857
00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:22,616
Hey, Carl, buddy,
I thought you played semipro.
858
00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:25,488
- I did.
- [clattering]
859
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,969
It was before I needed glasses.
860
00:44:28,143 --> 00:44:29,928
Were you wearing your contacts?
861
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,713
I forgot 'em.
862
00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:35,803
- [Mickey] Damn it, Carl!
- Hey, that's all right.
863
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,979
We're just gonna go back
to the drawing board.
864
00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:39,720
Carl's gonna wear his contacts.
865
00:44:40,503 --> 00:44:41,461
We're okay.
866
00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:51,732
[indistinct chatter]
867
00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,736
[chuckles] Hey, Rafa.
868
00:44:58,913 --> 00:45:00,132
- Oi.
- Oi.
869
00:45:01,568 --> 00:45:02,612
[chuckles]
870
00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:05,311
Hey, Danny.
871
00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:09,315
[Danny in English]
So we are normally m--
872
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,492
well, we thought
we'd be much better than that.
873
00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:17,584
You guys should quit
before it gets worse, yeah?
874
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,499
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
875
00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,023
How about I bet you my trailer
we'll whoop your fuckin' ass
876
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,286
- and win the championship?
- Oh, whoa, whoa, Danny.
877
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,115
- Probably... [mumbles] bad call.
- [Blake] No, no, no.
878
00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:28,943
Tough guy wants to bet
his piece-of-shit trailer.
879
00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,772
[shouting and growling]
You're a piece-of-shit trailer!
880
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,475
Unless you're scared, bitch.
881
00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:41,869
[laughs] Oh.
882
00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,089
This is delightful.
883
00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:47,396
And if,
for some miracle of a reason,
884
00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:50,530
you were to win,
what would you get?
885
00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,271
You and your lame fuckin' crew
886
00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:55,361
never touch foot
on our drop zone again.
887
00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:58,190
Plus, your hockey
and your skydive team next year
888
00:45:58,364 --> 00:46:00,366
are gonna wear jerseys
that I personally design.
889
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:03,064
You're gonna fuckin' love 'em.
890
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:05,806
You should probably have them
throw some money
891
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,242
in the equation, Danny.
892
00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:09,723
Mm, deal.
893
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:12,900
- [spits]
- What the fuck? Why w--
why would you do that?
894
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,120
- Is that not a thing?
Is that not a thing?
- That's what the movies--
895
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:16,425
- Oh, yeah. Totally, yeah.
- Spit on his face.
896
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:17,905
[Blake]
Listen, I tell you what.
897
00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,473
You guys win
the championship and not us,
898
00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:21,866
and, uh, not only will we do
899
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,563
all that weird shit
you just said,
900
00:46:23,737 --> 00:46:25,391
plus, we'll throw in
a thousand bucks.
901
00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:26,958
Should be about
what your trailer's worth.
902
00:46:27,132 --> 00:46:29,134
[cackles]
903
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:31,789
And we're walking.
904
00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,138
And we're walking!
905
00:46:33,921 --> 00:46:35,357
How did you get changed so fast?
906
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,925
- The hell were you thinking?
- [groans] Oh! I have no idea.
907
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,754
I fuckin' blacked out.
Oh, I blacked out.
908
00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:45,237
- We need to get good, bro.
We need to get good fast.
- Fast.
909
00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:48,327
[Dustin]
All right, so then,
910
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,459
come around right here,
911
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:53,375
we'll pass, and boom.
912
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:55,464
Think that's gonna give us
a lot of opportunities.
913
00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:58,250
Hey, guys, come on.
Heads up. Come on.
914
00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,600
Hey, listen,
I know that was a tough loss,
915
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,820
but we gotta keep
moving forward,
we gotta stay positive.
916
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,170
Thiago, keep working
on that conditioning.
917
00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:07,955
Mickey? Mickey? Hey.
[snaps fingers] Come on, Mickey!
918
00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:09,000
Come on, man.
919
00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:11,611
K-Dew, I'm outta hockey sticks.
920
00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:15,006
- D-love, anything?
- Yeah, brother.
921
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:16,746
I think
with those play formations
922
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:19,053
and Carl wearing his contacts,
923
00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,968
- that we actually
have a shot at this.
- [Dustin] Yeah.
924
00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,840
Uh, you guys have any questions?
925
00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,798
Okay, great. Carl.
926
00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:26,582
You've been
quite the desk there.
927
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:29,237
- Something wrong?
- I'm fine.
928
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:32,023
Okay, I know you're not fine.
Why are you butt hurt?
929
00:47:32,197 --> 00:47:35,983
Because you keep eating
all the M&Ms
out of my trail mix!
930
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,246
Okay, uh, Danny,
have you been eating
931
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,161
all the M&Ms
out of Carl's trail mix?
932
00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:43,295
Yes! Every time I go on a hike,
all I get is fuckin' nuts!
933
00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:46,341
All right. Danny is gonna
buy you some new trail mix.
934
00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:50,998
Are we good here?
Can we go practice?
935
00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:52,782
Kinda got a lot of stuff
on the line.
936
00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,132
I'm fine.
937
00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:56,612
Just M&Ms.
938
00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,876
You guys need
to hug it out or something?
939
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,094
[Carl]
We're good.
940
00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,705
Look into my eyes, Danny.
941
00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,972
Uh-- no,
meet my eyeline. Meet it.
942
00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,979
- [softly] Just M&Ms.
- I'm gonna write it down.
943
00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,545
- Okay.
- [Carl] "Just..."
944
00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,941
...that's good, "M&Ms."
945
00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:25,511
Thank you.
If you bring me cashews,
946
00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:28,906
- I walk. If you bring me--
- [Dustin] Cashews equals walk.
947
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,777
- Got it.
- You need to shut up right now.
948
00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:32,779
I'm trying to fuckin' talk.
949
00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,303
Raisins, gone. Write it down.
950
00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:40,308
What else is in trail? Pretzels?
I s-- if you bring me pr--
951
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,441
I am overloaded
on pretzels right now.
952
00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:44,008
[Dustin]
Do you want us to take
some of the pretzels out
953
00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:45,705
- of your current trail mix?
- If you could--
954
00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,315
that would actually
be very helpful.
955
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:48,621
Thank you, actually.
956
00:48:48,795 --> 00:48:51,450
["Mandrake e os Cubanos"
by Skank]
957
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:55,410
♪ Now here we go again ♪
958
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,675
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
959
00:49:01,721 --> 00:49:02,678
♪ I love it ♪
960
00:49:03,549 --> 00:49:05,725
[singing in Portuguese]
961
00:49:16,518 --> 00:49:18,303
[thudding]
962
00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:19,304
[clattering]
963
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,285
[yells] Fuck!
964
00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:50,291
["Mandrake e os Cubanos"
continues]
965
00:49:55,296 --> 00:49:56,123
[cheering]
966
00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:04,958
[inaudible]
967
00:50:33,465 --> 00:50:35,032
[clattering]
968
00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:43,431
- ♪ Huh! ♪
- ♪ Now here we go again ♪
969
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,175
[inaudible]
970
00:50:48,349 --> 00:50:50,351
["Mandrake e os Cubanos"
continues]
971
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:18,814
♪ Huh! ♪
972
00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,512
♪ Now here we go again ♪
973
00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:26,387
♪ Huh! ♪
974
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:28,607
[grunts]
975
00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,697
- ♪ I need all the wishes
yeah... ♪
- [grunts]
976
00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:33,090
[man]
Danny Jones with the puck.
977
00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:38,965
He passes it to his main man,
Dustin Murphy,
who shoots and scores!
978
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,749
Puck is dropped and-- what?
979
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,838
- [grunts]
- [man] Oh, my God!
980
00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:46,103
- Ooh! [laughs]
- Nighty night, motherfucker.
981
00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:49,193
- Good night.
- Motherfucker's taking,
uh, sleeping pills.
982
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:52,109
Danny Jones
sends him night-night time.
983
00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:55,286
When he wakes up
from his beautiful,
angelic slumber,
984
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,984
he'll be questioning
many of his life choices.
985
00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:00,291
- [yells]
- [groans]
986
00:52:00,465 --> 00:52:01,640
[man]
Oh, my goodness!
987
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,772
K-Dew lays a big one.
988
00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:05,600
[hip-hop music]
989
00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:07,776
I'm not sure how the ref
missed that one, folks.
990
00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:13,652
Another impressive save
991
00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:15,436
by Carl Johnson!
992
00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:21,181
Danny Jones with a goal!
993
00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:26,404
- [mimics gunshots]
- [groaning]
994
00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:29,668
- [Danny wails]
- [cheering]
995
00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:32,497
[music continues]
996
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,458
Yet another win for team SkyFly.
997
00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:40,244
This is not the team
we saw on day one, folks.
998
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,898
This is
a championship-contending squad.
999
00:52:43,072 --> 00:52:44,813
[grunting]
1000
00:52:44,987 --> 00:52:46,293
[mimics explosion]
1001
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,818
[cheering]
1002
00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:57,348
[propellers whirring]
1003
00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:59,437
[rattling]
1004
00:52:59,611 --> 00:53:01,961
[wind howling]
1005
00:53:03,049 --> 00:53:04,485
[indistinct chatter]
1006
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,795
- I can't--
- [Rafaela] Come on,
Danny, come on.
1007
00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:11,666
- No.
- Let's do this, you can.
1008
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,538
No, no, no, no. No, no.
1009
00:53:13,712 --> 00:53:16,018
["Orange Avenue [feat. Katie
Lee Cragun]" by Ben Reneer]
1010
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,891
♪ But if I could walk
those streets ♪
1011
00:53:19,065 --> 00:53:20,675
- ♪ Today ♪
- [indistinct conversation]
1012
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:24,157
♪ Would you still feel
so far away? ♪
1013
00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:31,469
[both]
♪ Do you remember when I died? ♪
1014
00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:35,037
♪ Stepped on that airplane... ♪
1015
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:38,563
- Look, Danny--
- No! This is
fuckin' stupid, okay?
1016
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:41,348
This is who I am now, all right?
You're wasting your time.
1017
00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:43,524
What?
1018
00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:46,223
[in English]
I don't understand, okay?
1019
00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:47,789
Take one fuckin' English class.
1020
00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:48,964
One!
1021
00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,228
♪ ...will the rain... ♪
1022
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:54,753
Fuck this.
1023
00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:59,801
♪ ...will the rain ever stop ♪
1024
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,152
♪ Will the rain ever stop ♪
1025
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,459
- ♪ Reminding me of you? ♪
- [engine rumbling]
1026
00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:12,597
♪ Orange Avenue ♪
1027
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,088
♪ There was nothing I could do ♪
1028
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:29,962
♪ But sit and watch the fire ♪
1029
00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:33,095
♪ And rain of bullets
fall on you ♪
1030
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,838
♪ Oh, if God will send
His angels down ♪
1031
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:40,799
♪ And wash the blood
from your cold town ♪
1032
00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:44,237
- [Danny] It's hard, brother.
- Life is hard, Danny.
1033
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:46,892
But when you do
the hard things in life,
1034
00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,850
life gets much easier.
1035
00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:52,550
You gotta do the things
that need to get done,
1036
00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:54,291
when they need to get done,
1037
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,554
whether you feel like it or not.
1038
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,948
You've gotten started,
and I'm proud of you.
1039
00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:02,603
But you gotta finish
what you started.
1040
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,953
See things
all the way through, you know?
1041
00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:08,217
Listen to that inner voice.
1042
00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:10,785
You remember
the law of attraction, right?
1043
00:55:11,743 --> 00:55:13,658
Before anything
happens out there...
1044
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,878
...it has to happen
in here first.
1045
00:55:17,052 --> 00:55:18,750
[light inspirational music]
1046
00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:21,187
All behavior is belief-driven.
1047
00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,364
See it. Believe it.
1048
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:27,324
Have faith, son.
1049
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:29,717
Thanks, Louie.
1050
00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:32,546
I'm gonna pop in
and relax a little bit,
1051
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,374
but, uh, door's open.
1052
00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:35,810
Mi casa es tu casa.
1053
00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,986
[dog distantly barking]
1054
00:55:39,814 --> 00:55:40,641
[sighs]
1055
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,041
We've come a long way, amigos.
1056
00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:51,609
Fuck that, bro. Get me the puck.
1057
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,350
[panting]
1058
00:55:53,959 --> 00:55:55,439
[Danny]
All right, we got,
uh, 30 seconds.
1059
00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:57,179
Get Thiago the puck.
Go to the ship, baby.
1060
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,920
All right, it's on your stick,
Thiago. Let's go.
1061
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,357
- Let's go.
- All right, everybody,
bring it in.
1062
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:01,706
On three. Here we go.
1063
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,403
One, two three. Nobody beats...
1064
00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,666
- [all] ...off consistently!
- Let's go!
1065
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,842
[dramatic music]
1066
00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:12,238
[man]
Dustin Murphy
and Danny Jones drive it up.
1067
00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:15,894
- Drop it back at Thiago Braga,
who hits and scores!
- [cheering]
1068
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:21,203
Oh, my goodness!
SkyFly wins two to one
as the clock hits zero.
1069
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,598
These derelicts are headed
to the championship game
1070
00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:25,947
bright and early.
1071
00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:27,514
Fuck you!
1072
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,560
Cancel your plans, bastards!
1073
00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:31,605
It's fuckin' go time!
1074
00:56:32,737 --> 00:56:35,043
- [buzzer buzzes]
- Okay. I will work on it.
1075
00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:36,567
[shouting] Hey, how about that?
1076
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:38,351
We are going out tonight.
1077
00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:39,918
I am not taking no
for an answer.
1078
00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:42,399
Nuh-uh. [laughs]
1079
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,879
Just soda and lime water for me.
1080
00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:48,361
- Good game, my bro.
- Hey, you too, amigo.
1081
00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:51,103
Yo, D-love, you sure
you wanna go out tonight
1082
00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:53,148
or the bar's still a trigger?
1083
00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:55,890
I mean no disrespect,
we're all super proud
of your sobriety
1084
00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:58,980
- and we don't wanna tempt you.
- Appreciate that, K-Dew.
1085
00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:01,548
I'm actually gonna see
if that beautiful lady
right there
1086
00:57:01,722 --> 00:57:04,246
still wants to have
a romantic evening
with me tonight.
1087
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:07,249
I don't know. Try not
to fuck up another one, bro.
1088
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,990
Oh, you two little lovebirds.
1089
00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:11,558
Hey, guys,
gotta keep it cool tonight, huh?
1090
00:57:11,732 --> 00:57:13,342
- Big game tomorrow.
- [Dustin] Yeah. Sure.
1091
00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:14,996
Can't be all hung over.
1092
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,783
Whoa! Never thought I'd see
the day Danny Jones
would be giving us
1093
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,220
the "Don't be hungover" speech.
1094
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:22,743
Today's the day,
you son of a bitch.
1095
00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,745
- [laughter]
- Hey! [laughs]
1096
00:57:24,919 --> 00:57:26,138
- Thank yo--
- Thank you, Mickey.
1097
00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:28,314
Hey, I don't get
hungover anyway.
1098
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:31,012
- Well, you're not human,
Carl, so--
- [indistinct mumbling]
1099
00:57:31,186 --> 00:57:33,537
Hey, nothing
to worry about, brother.
1100
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:36,278
You just enjoy your night
with your beautiful girlfriend
over there.
1101
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,891
We'll see you here tomorrow,
ready to kick
some motherfuckin' ass, huh?
1102
00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:42,241
- Whoo!
- [laughs and claps]
1103
00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,207
[in English] ...I'm an asshole.
1104
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:00,564
[in English]
...I've ever seen...
1105
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,616
- [cheering]
- [K-Dew] Woo-hoo!
1106
00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,792
[dog distantly barking]
1107
00:58:12,401 --> 00:58:13,359
[door opens]
1108
00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:15,753
[door closes]
1109
00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:24,544
[Danny]
So I got, uh, champagne...
1110
00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:33,422
[clears throat]
...sparkling cider
for... myself.
1111
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,948
- Um...
- [clattering]
1112
00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:39,124
...fluids are stupid.
1113
00:58:39,298 --> 00:58:40,560
[hip-hop music]
1114
00:59:09,763 --> 00:59:11,722
- [cheering]
- [K-Dew] Woo-hoo!
1115
00:59:11,896 --> 00:59:12,723
- That was a good one.
- Damn. Nice.
1116
00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,899
Damn. I-- I'm good!
1117
00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:18,729
- Humble too.
- I mean, didn't you see
my game-winning goal?
1118
00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:21,079
- Were you even paying attention?
- I was right there, baby.
1119
00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:23,777
- It was beautiful.
- I know. Thank you.
1120
00:59:23,951 --> 00:59:26,606
I'm so hungry,
I could eat my own ass.
1121
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,782
[indistinct chatter]
1122
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,437
What?
1123
00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:36,485
Okay, guys,
that team was not good.
1124
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:38,749
Honestly, none of these teams
hold a candle
1125
00:59:38,923 --> 00:59:40,533
to the douchebags
we gotta beat tomorrow.
1126
00:59:40,707 --> 00:59:42,970
Uh, speaking of those
cocksuckin' douchebags...
1127
00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,625
[K-Dew]
Really?
1128
00:59:45,799 --> 00:59:47,235
I come here
all the fuckin' time,
1129
00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:48,715
I've never
seen them here before.
1130
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:51,065
I don't like it... at all.
1131
00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:53,459
[dramatic music]
1132
01:00:00,771 --> 01:00:03,512
Hello, putas.
What are you guys doing here?
1133
01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:06,124
Uh, well, first of all,
I don't speak Spanish...
1134
01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:07,821
- [chuckles] amigo.
- [laughter]
1135
01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:10,171
I don't speak Spanish either, motherfucker.
1136
01:00:10,345 --> 01:00:11,346
I speak Portuguese.
1137
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,392
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
1138
01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:15,133
No disrespect here, okay?
1139
01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:17,918
- No need to get
all hot and sexy.
- [snickers]
1140
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,573
- What?
- Nothing.
1141
01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,576
Look, last time I checked,
it's a free country,
1142
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:25,360
to answer your question.
1143
01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:28,407
Not sure how they
do things in... Portugal?
1144
01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:30,235
It's Brazil.
1145
01:00:30,409 --> 01:00:32,803
Whatever, dude.
1146
01:00:32,977 --> 01:00:35,544
Yeah? Coming from Mr. "I lost
my virginity during prom night
1147
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,285
and I'm still a little
bi-curious over there."
1148
01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:39,592
But, hey, guess what? So am I.
1149
01:00:39,766 --> 01:00:41,463
At least I admit it,
just not to my dad.
1150
01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:44,815
- I'm not bi-curious.
- That was really convincing.
1151
01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:49,036
And, uh, what's wrong
with losing your virginity
on prom night?
1152
01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:52,561
Nothing. You're just
predictable and basic
and super fuckin' lame.
1153
01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,607
[snickering]
1154
01:00:54,781 --> 01:00:55,869
[sharply inhales]
1155
01:00:57,305 --> 01:00:59,264
- Whatever. [chuckling]
- [chuckles]
1156
01:01:00,613 --> 01:01:02,659
[laughing]
1157
01:01:06,314 --> 01:01:08,577
Oh... like I care.
1158
01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:18,631
Should we just fuck 'em up?
1159
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,198
Yeah, I mean--
1160
01:01:20,372 --> 01:01:22,330
- Uh, check.
- [Mickey] Fuck it, I'll dance.
1161
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:25,899
Okay, g-- guys. Hey.
I know I'm not typically
the voice of reason,
1162
01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:29,816
but maybe it's best
if we just wait to settle this
on the rink tomorrow.
1163
01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:31,731
- Huh? Come on.
- Yeah. You're--
1164
01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:33,167
- [grunts]
- [Thiago] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1165
01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:34,429
Come on, let me get
another round.
1166
01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:35,387
[K-Dew sighs]
1167
01:01:35,561 --> 01:01:37,215
[engines rumbling]
1168
01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:38,695
[horn honking]
1169
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,219
- [patrons gasp]
- [bottle shatters]
1170
01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:43,177
Hey, guys.
1171
01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,398
I know there's hard feelings.
1172
01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,661
That's why I--
1173
01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:52,404
we wanted to give you
this round of shots.
1174
01:01:52,578 --> 01:01:54,623
[rock music playing]
1175
01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,889
♪ Everyone feels... ♪
1176
01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,020
Thanks.
1177
01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:03,067
Yep.
1178
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:11,031
Somebody broke
some glass over here.
1179
01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:19,866
[splashing]
1180
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,871
[Carl]
Dude, fuck that guy.
1181
01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,960
He reminds me
of my ex-girlfriend.
1182
01:02:27,134 --> 01:02:29,136
Please do explain.
1183
01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:30,616
Well, I was her fixer-upper.
1184
01:02:31,399 --> 01:02:32,923
She didn't wanna
see me successful, you know.
1185
01:02:33,097 --> 01:02:36,796
She couldn't stand
seeing me successful!
1186
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:38,580
- What?
- I know.
1187
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,582
No, no, no. What do you mean
you are successful?
1188
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,628
Successful in what?
1189
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,196
All right, all right,
fuck this place.
1190
01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,763
- [engines rumbling]
- [horn honking]
1191
01:02:46,937 --> 01:02:49,766
Big game tomorrow night.
Okay, I'm gonna race.
1192
01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:53,900
[hip-hop music]
1193
01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:57,556
I sure would like to fuck him
in front of my husband.
1194
01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:00,907
You guys are weird.
1195
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:02,866
I can get into it.
1196
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,260
It's not a yes.
1197
01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:08,915
It's not a no.
1198
01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:12,092
Is it 50-50?
1199
01:03:14,225 --> 01:03:16,793
[clicks tongue]
Go home and go to bed.
1200
01:03:20,057 --> 01:03:21,449
[Danny]
You're my girlfriend, yeah?
1201
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:32,852
[in English] Well, you are.
1202
01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:35,724
[chuckles]
1203
01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:39,728
[cell phone buzzing]
1204
01:03:40,468 --> 01:03:41,861
- [groans]
- [cell phone buzzing]
1205
01:03:42,035 --> 01:03:43,645
- [buzzing continues]
- [beep]
1206
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,431
[in English]
K-Dew, this better be important.
1207
01:03:46,605 --> 01:03:48,737
[K-Dew]
Danny, you need to get
to the hospital right now.
1208
01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:50,391
Dustin crashed his motorcycle.
1209
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,611
Yeah, yeah, no, of c--
yeah, I'll be right there.
1210
01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:54,569
Dustin just crashed
his fuckin' motorcycle.
1211
01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:56,223
- What?
- Yeah, I gotta,
1212
01:03:56,397 --> 01:03:57,616
I gotta go. You can stay here.
1213
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:00,924
[Danny]
O-- okay.
1214
01:04:01,098 --> 01:04:03,448
[indistinct chatter over PA]
1215
01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:05,667
What's going on?
1216
01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,322
K-Dew, what did they say?
1217
01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:09,497
He's in a coma.
1218
01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:14,938
And they're not sure
if he's going to make it.
1219
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:16,069
[shouts] Fuck!
1220
01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:18,071
Sorry.
1221
01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:20,247
[melancholic music]
1222
01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,860
I can't-- I'm gonna go.
Can you take her home?
1223
01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:25,818
Is that okay?
1224
01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,954
Just let him go. [sniffles]
1225
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:35,262
[sniffles]
1226
01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,917
Hey. Where's Danny?
1227
01:04:38,091 --> 01:04:40,528
- [K-Dew] You just missed him.
- He's all right?
1228
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,229
- ♪ Just a little girl ♪
- I don't know.
1229
01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:48,580
♪ In this mean old world ♪
1230
01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:49,929
[sniffles]
1231
01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:54,542
♪ Run, running from the wounds ♪
1232
01:04:57,067 --> 01:05:00,374
♪ She's looking out ♪
1233
01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:03,551
- ♪ For a ray of hope ♪
- [engine rumbling]
1234
01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:08,556
♪ Set a fire to the dark ♪
1235
01:05:10,297 --> 01:05:11,429
[grunts]
1236
01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:13,474
♪ She's living with love ♪
1237
01:05:13,648 --> 01:05:16,913
♪ Loving away ♪
1238
01:05:18,784 --> 01:05:23,963
♪ Truth in her heart
beats within ♪
1239
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,880
♪ She's living to love ♪
1240
01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:31,014
♪ Loving away ♪
1241
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,933
♪ Through them hearts
coming back again... ♪
1242
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:39,718
[Danny]
Yo.
1243
01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:42,851
I bought a bottle of tequila
last night.
1244
01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:45,942
I ended up smashing it.
1245
01:05:46,116 --> 01:05:48,118
[melancholic music]
1246
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:49,989
[Danny sighs]
1247
01:05:50,685 --> 01:05:52,209
He picked me up
from the hospital
1248
01:05:52,383 --> 01:05:53,297
when I crashed that truck.
1249
01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:57,779
He bailed me out of jail
when I did my little stunt.
1250
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,825
He's been doing those things
since we were nine.
1251
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,786
And the fact that I can't do
anything for him right now...
1252
01:06:06,353 --> 01:06:07,267
...fuckin' sucks.
1253
01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:09,313
You can play your ass off.
1254
01:06:10,314 --> 01:06:11,837
I can play my ass off.
1255
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:15,493
And as cheesy
as that sounds, Thiago,
you know that's what he wants.
1256
01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:16,929
- Damn right.
- [Danny] It's gonna be tough.
1257
01:06:17,103 --> 01:06:19,714
Guys. He was our ace. All right?
1258
01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,239
We're all, what, three,
four hours sleep, yeah?
1259
01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:27,418
That one dude
pitched a no-hitter
1260
01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:28,985
on acid.
1261
01:06:30,421 --> 01:06:31,639
Is that true?
1262
01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:36,644
- Pretty sure.
- MJ won a final
on food poisoning.
1263
01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:39,865
- That's fuckin' true.
- [Carl] Baby.
1264
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:41,780
Daddy's got new contacts.
1265
01:06:41,954 --> 01:06:44,783
Special
sight-improving contacts.
1266
01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:47,916
You ladies just need
to score one goal.
1267
01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:49,744
That's what
I'm talking about, Carl!
1268
01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:52,269
And since I saw it,
I'll just play dirty.
1269
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:54,097
Fuck it, I'll go to jail.
I'll kill somebody.
1270
01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:56,577
- I never had anybody.
- Fuckin' works for me.
1271
01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:59,798
- Let's do this, motherfuckers!
- Bring it in!
1272
01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:01,321
One, two, three. Nobody beats...
1273
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:02,757
[all]
...off consistently!
1274
01:07:02,931 --> 01:07:04,281
Let's go!
1275
01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:06,196
I'm gonna get changed
first, though.
1276
01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:08,763
[dramatic music]
1277
01:07:17,555 --> 01:07:18,295
[grunts]
1278
01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:20,123
[cackles]
1279
01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:22,081
- [Carl] Ow.
- [Blake] You think it's a game.
1280
01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:24,257
This is the Four Horsemen, baby!
1281
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:26,607
Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you brought your popcorn,
1282
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:29,175
'cause today is gonna be a show.
1283
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,526
With me, by popular vote,
is none other than the amazing,
1284
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:34,833
beautiful, talented, and sexy
1285
01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:37,357
cohost Samantha Peterson.
1286
01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:39,098
Thank you, JoJo,
I'm happy to be here.
1287
01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:40,839
Yeah, you are!
1288
01:07:41,013 --> 01:07:43,624
Today's rivalry game
is gonna be as hot and steamy
1289
01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:47,063
as the unprotected sex
my whore of a wife Barbara had
1290
01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:51,197
with the entire roster
of the 2016 Blue Clouds.
1291
01:07:52,503 --> 01:07:55,027
Y-- yes! And I hear
there's a wager, actually,
1292
01:07:55,201 --> 01:07:57,203
some form of bet
between the two captains?
1293
01:07:57,377 --> 01:08:00,206
What? Are you
joking my dick off?
1294
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:04,732
Oh, boy! If I wasn't gonna
piss my pants, I am now!
1295
01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:05,951
Let's get into it.
1296
01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:17,658
Okay, the puck dropped,
Danny Jones wins the draw.
1297
01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,269
He passes it back
to Thiago Braga--
1298
01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:21,401
- [thud]
- [both] Ooh!
1299
01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:24,883
[JoJo]
That was a mama-slapper
from Blakey Blake.
1300
01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:28,974
Steve Bell drives up
with the puck now
and lays one into--
1301
01:08:29,148 --> 01:08:31,890
Oh, my goodness!
What a great save by Carl!
1302
01:08:32,064 --> 01:08:33,979
I've been watching Carl
closely this season,
1303
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:35,633
and he's just an amazing--
1304
01:08:35,807 --> 01:08:38,679
- Oh, my God, what is he doing?
- [JoJo] Oh, no.
1305
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:41,856
- Mommy, that is not gonna
be good for SkyFly.
- [blows whistle]
1306
01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:44,032
Roughing.
Blue Clouds. Power play.
1307
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:47,297
Well, SkyFly is more fucked
than my ex-wife,
1308
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:48,950
which is
quite the accomplishment.
1309
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,343
Many a sausage
has passed through
1310
01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:51,692
that meat grinder.
1311
01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:53,868
[whimsical music]
1312
01:08:55,609 --> 01:08:58,699
[Samantha] SkyFly is now down
to their only four players
and no goalie.
1313
01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:01,615
[clattering and thudding]
1314
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,228
Semper fi!
1315
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,100
This is gonna be tough to watch.
1316
01:09:08,274 --> 01:09:09,884
[JoJo]
Puck is intercepted
by Blake Kearney,
1317
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:12,017
who drives it down
and easily scores
1318
01:09:12,191 --> 01:09:14,759
on a net that's
as empty as my soul.
1319
01:09:15,368 --> 01:09:18,458
Guess it's gonna be easier
than I thought. [laughs]
1320
01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:22,680
[JoJo] Puck is dropped.
Blue Clouds sends it back
to Brent Evans,
1321
01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:24,769
with a tricky play off the wall.
1322
01:09:24,943 --> 01:09:27,859
Danny Jones,
unable to make the hit.
1323
01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:31,732
- Go ahead and score
another one for Blue Clouds.
- [buzzer buzzes]
1324
01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:34,996
- [thudding]
- Blake Kearney wins the draw.
1325
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,868
K-Dew tries to steal
the biscuit. No dice.
1326
01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:39,305
Dear God, what is he doing?
1327
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,177
I'll give you one second
to move, loser.
1328
01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:43,788
[shouting] This is Sparta!
1329
01:09:43,962 --> 01:09:45,093
[thuds]
1330
01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:46,791
[JoJo]
Mickey with the save.
1331
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,532
- That was stupid.
- [moaning]
1332
01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:50,011
[laughs]
1333
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:50,925
[Samantha]
I mean, I respect it, JoJo.
1334
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:52,753
That took a lot of heart.
1335
01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:55,278
[loudly groaning]
1336
01:09:55,452 --> 01:09:57,758
[dramatic music]
1337
01:09:57,932 --> 01:09:59,456
[JoJo]
Oh, Carl's coming out
of the box.
1338
01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:04,287
- [thud]
- [Samantha] Oh! Oh!
1339
01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:05,940
And it's not gonna be in time.
1340
01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:07,551
This is an early three-zero
1341
01:10:07,725 --> 01:10:09,944
Blue Clouds lead
over team SkyFly.
1342
01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:11,250
Hey, sorry, guys.
1343
01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:13,644
[Thiago]
It's okay, buddy.
1344
01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:14,862
Hopefully, you got it
out of your system.
1345
01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:16,734
Well, they're not scoring again.
1346
01:10:16,908 --> 01:10:18,257
You guys know
how many you have to get.
1347
01:10:18,431 --> 01:10:20,303
One, two, three. Nobody beats...
1348
01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:22,000
[all]
...off consistently!
1349
01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:23,436
[Danny]
Let's go!
1350
01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:24,742
You gotta hand it to them.
1351
01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:28,963
Beaten up,
shit out of luck, with no hope,
1352
01:10:29,137 --> 01:10:31,531
but they still seem
pretty optimistic.
1353
01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:33,011
[scoffs]
1354
01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:35,535
The only thing I'm handing them
1355
01:10:36,144 --> 01:10:37,581
is more ass whopping.
1356
01:10:38,451 --> 01:10:40,105
And if I see
any of you letting up,
1357
01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:42,325
that's exactly what you're
gonna get from me as well!
1358
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,109
Capisce?
1359
01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,330
This is not a game!
1360
01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:51,072
It is a game,
but it's my fuckin' game!
1361
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,510
And we always win!
1362
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,381
It's my house!
1363
01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:01,692
It's on, bitch.
1364
01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:05,652
- Sure it seems that way.
- Oh, you speak.
1365
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,525
Hey, why do you play
for these guys?
1366
01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:11,397
Blake actually
pays for my skydives, so--
1367
01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:13,660
Oh.
1368
01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,664
[dramatic music]
1369
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:18,665
Thiago!
1370
01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,756
- [thud]
- [JoJo] Danny Jones
with the score.
1371
01:11:22,930 --> 01:11:24,280
- Ooh!
- [buzzer buzzes]
1372
01:11:24,758 --> 01:11:27,283
It ain't over yet, pussies.
1373
01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:29,937
♪ ...all rice and no beans ♪
1374
01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:32,288
[hip-hop music]
1375
01:11:32,462 --> 01:11:33,941
[cheering]
1376
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:37,510
- Let's go, K-Dew!
- Fuck yeah! Yes!
1377
01:11:37,684 --> 01:11:39,164
And we're working
our asses out here,
1378
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:40,731
and you're
fuckin' playing like that?
1379
01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:42,080
Come on, guys. What the fuck?
1380
01:11:44,778 --> 01:11:46,345
[JoJo]
Goal! Danny Jones!
1381
01:11:47,955 --> 01:11:49,087
That go in?
1382
01:11:52,177 --> 01:11:54,310
- [groans]
- What did you tell me?
What did you say?
1383
01:11:54,484 --> 01:11:56,790
- What did you say to me?
Fuck off!
- Oh, yeah, baby.
1384
01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,662
- Yeah, baby. Harder.
- Fuck you.
1385
01:12:00,011 --> 01:12:00,881
[thuds]
1386
01:12:01,578 --> 01:12:05,190
- [groans]
- Huge hit by Danny Jones.
1387
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:07,540
What's up, baby? What's up?
1388
01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:11,239
Okay. Okay,
Danny Jones, tit for tat.
1389
01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:13,416
Tit for tat!
We can do tit for tat!
1390
01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:15,853
[JoJo]
Danny Jones
drives it up the ice.
1391
01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:17,768
Sends it up to Thiago.
1392
01:12:17,942 --> 01:12:20,074
- [grunts]
- [JoJo] Oh, my goodness!
1393
01:12:20,248 --> 01:12:23,861
Danny Jones is absolutely
crushed by Eddie Phillips!
1394
01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:27,517
- A cheap lame hit that,
no doubt, should be a penalty.
- [laughs]
1395
01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:29,257
[Samantha]
SkyFly is looking to the ref,
1396
01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:31,738
but it doesn't look like
he's gonna make the call, JoJo.
1397
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:34,785
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Are you not gonna call that?
1398
01:12:35,873 --> 01:12:37,918
- I didn't see anything.
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?
1399
01:12:38,092 --> 01:12:39,311
How much are they paying you?
1400
01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:40,573
- Huh?
- Huh?
1401
01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:42,749
[suspenseful music]
1402
01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:47,101
This would be a great time
for SkyFly to have a power play.
1403
01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:49,626
[groans]
1404
01:12:50,844 --> 01:12:51,628
Fuck.
1405
01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:55,371
Hey, don't you drop
those gloves, son.
1406
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:00,941
- [sharply exhales]
- [blows whistle]
1407
01:13:01,638 --> 01:13:02,726
Time out.
1408
01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:06,382
We're not f--
you're a fuckin' serial killer.
1409
01:13:07,731 --> 01:13:09,210
Look at the fuckin' way
he looks.
1410
01:13:10,429 --> 01:13:11,561
I hate hockey.
1411
01:13:12,213 --> 01:13:13,476
I fuckin' hate hockey!
1412
01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:25,966
[in English] Yeah. I see
a strong future with us.
1413
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:28,012
[inspirational music]
1414
01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,622
Okay, guys,
1415
01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:32,364
clearly, Blake made a deal
with the refs, huh?
1416
01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:34,453
Gotta play this one straight up.
1417
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,281
Give me the puck.
1418
01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:40,503
- What?
- Give me the puck.
1419
01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:43,549
Sweetheart,
you haven't scored yet.
1420
01:13:45,116 --> 01:13:46,117
Ever.
1421
01:13:48,032 --> 01:13:49,425
I feel something coming over me.
1422
01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:51,644
This is my moment.
1423
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:53,690
I wanna make my dad proud.
1424
01:13:54,517 --> 01:13:55,387
[Danny]
Okay.
1425
01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:58,390
- Okay?
- Thiago, get back to defense.
1426
01:14:00,697 --> 01:14:02,394
[Danny]
K-Dew, you get
that puck up to Mickey.
1427
01:14:02,568 --> 01:14:04,222
Mickey, get by the net
and be fuckin' ready.
1428
01:14:04,396 --> 01:14:05,745
Just give me the fuckin' puck.
1429
01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:08,792
- Carl, you have any questions?
- Yeah.
1430
01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:10,663
So, you and Rafaela kiss,
1431
01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:12,752
but also Thiago
and Rafaela kiss,
1432
01:14:12,926 --> 01:14:14,624
and I was just wondering,
like, can I kiss her?
1433
01:14:14,798 --> 01:14:16,452
Carl, focus, man. Focus.
1434
01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:18,628
[dramatic music]
1435
01:14:26,287 --> 01:14:28,202
[buzzer buzzes]
1436
01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:32,380
Wow. [laughs]
1437
01:14:33,381 --> 01:14:34,818
Fuck 'em, dude. Nice try.
1438
01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:37,734
[JoJo]
Mickey is just awful.
1439
01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:41,389
If they lose this game,
it will definitely be his fault.
1440
01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:44,697
Dude, that was horrible.
I thought it was your moment.
1441
01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:47,439
[JoJo]
Well, you all know
what that means, folks.
1442
01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:51,182
We got ourselves
an old-fashioned
Western shootout.
1443
01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:55,708
Quickest guns in the West,
grabbing breasts
and fuckin' chests.
1444
01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,276
This is as simple as it gets.
1445
01:14:58,450 --> 01:15:01,235
Each team gets three attempts
from three different
team members.
1446
01:15:01,409 --> 01:15:04,064
- Whoever scores the most--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get it, old-timer.
1447
01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:05,457
Just drop the fuckin' puck.
1448
01:15:05,631 --> 01:15:07,677
[tense music]
1449
01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:12,159
Samantha,
I literally cannot watch.
1450
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,772
[Samantha]
All right, well,
Steve Bell has proven
1451
01:15:15,946 --> 01:15:18,165
to be pretty god-awful
this season.
1452
01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:21,386
He drives it up the rink,
goes straight into the goalie.
1453
01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:24,476
They're having some sort of
WWF match right now?
1454
01:15:25,129 --> 01:15:26,870
- This is just a poor fight.
- [grunting]
1455
01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:29,176
Up first with SkyFly is Mickey.
1456
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:31,875
Not a promising drive.
He does not score.
1457
01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:35,356
Next to drive the puck
is Brent Evans,
1458
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,620
who's had an amazing season.
1459
01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:43,539
He takes a shot and Carl
is just unbeatable right now.
1460
01:15:43,713 --> 01:15:46,890
That's what I'm talking about.
Come on, come on!
You can't do that.
1461
01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:49,240
You can't score on me!
You can't do it.
1462
01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:50,850
Bitch!
1463
01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:54,680
[Samantha]
Thiago Braga with the shot.
1464
01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:56,247
- Mm, no goal.
- Yeah!
1465
01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:58,162
[grunts]
1466
01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:00,512
- Whoo!
- Blake Kearney's up next.
1467
01:16:00,686 --> 01:16:03,167
And if anybody can make
it happen, it's him.
1468
01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:04,734
Why don't you marry him?
1469
01:16:04,908 --> 01:16:06,997
[suspenseful music]
1470
01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:10,043
[Samantha]
Blake drives it--
1471
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:13,264
- He scores.
- What the fuck was that?
1472
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:17,703
- [Samantha] Something
looks wrong, JoJo.
- [mockingly] So sorry.
1473
01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:19,357
[Carl shouting]
1474
01:16:19,531 --> 01:16:21,141
Carl is down
and appears to be injured.
1475
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:23,230
[Rafaela]
Danny! Danny!
1476
01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,886
- Louie.
- [Danny] What?
1477
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:30,542
- Louie get-- got camera.
- Oh, Louie!
1478
01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:33,937
My man. Hey.
We got it on camera.
1479
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,895
We got you seeing it on camera.
1480
01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:37,636
Look, dude, I don't care
what they're paying you.
1481
01:16:37,810 --> 01:16:40,421
We get one more shot.
That goal doesn't count. Period.
1482
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,598
[light suspenseful music]
1483
01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:48,952
[clicks tongue]
Last goal doesn't count.
SkyFly's got the puck.
1484
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:51,476
- Last shot.
- What the hell?
You can't do that.
1485
01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:53,391
There's no outside video review
in this league!
1486
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:56,481
Oh, shut up,
you spoiled little brat,
1487
01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,178
before I tell your daddy
that you let
1488
01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,137
all your little friends
jump for free.
1489
01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:01,791
I let you jump for free!
1490
01:17:04,010 --> 01:17:05,403
Guess I gotta find
a new drop zone.
1491
01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:07,318
Yeah, you do.
You're not gonna get a dime,
1492
01:17:07,492 --> 01:17:08,624
and you're fuckin' done!
1493
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,322
Put this asshole
in his place, will you?
1494
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:13,846
This is bullshit!
1495
01:17:15,021 --> 01:17:15,935
Fuck!
1496
01:17:16,109 --> 01:17:18,111
[dramatic music]
1497
01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:26,032
[crowd cheering]
1498
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:31,559
- [cheering]
- [JoJo] Holy--
motherfuckin' insane!
1499
01:17:31,734 --> 01:17:33,561
SkyFly wins the game!
1500
01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:35,128
[cheering continues]
1501
01:17:35,912 --> 01:17:37,609
[JoJo]
I cannot believe it!
1502
01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:41,526
[laughs] I pissed myself!
1503
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,397
I shit myself!
1504
01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:46,226
And goddamn it,
after I finish this flask,
1505
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,968
I'll be throwing up
in the bathroom!
1506
01:17:49,142 --> 01:17:51,536
Meet me there
if you want a cocktail!
1507
01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:53,407
SkyFly wins!
1508
01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,845
SkyFly wins!
1509
01:17:56,497 --> 01:18:01,024
Barbara, if you can hear me,
I still love you!
1510
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,591
[laughing] Whoo!
1511
01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:05,158
- You--
- Whoo!
1512
01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:07,552
- Fuck that.
- Whoo!
1513
01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:10,294
Lou, baby.
1514
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:13,253
You definitely got through six
of that wall, my bro.
1515
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:14,646
When did you learn that move?
1516
01:18:14,820 --> 01:18:16,604
I have no fuckin' idea.
1517
01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,171
Hey, but it's the one, buddy.
1518
01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:19,390
And if you had a gun to my head,
1519
01:18:19,564 --> 01:18:21,044
I could not do that again.
1520
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:22,828
[Thiago]
Hey, let's visit Dustin, huh?
1521
01:18:23,002 --> 01:18:25,135
- Absolutely.
- Hey, where's K-Dew?
1522
01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:27,790
- Where the fuck is K-Dew?
- Where's K-Dew?
1523
01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:30,488
Well, she also had some
Mexican leftovers for breakfast.
1524
01:18:30,662 --> 01:18:32,664
I saw her going in and out
of the bathroom
a couple of times.
1525
01:18:32,838 --> 01:18:33,796
How are your eyes, Carl?
1526
01:18:34,622 --> 01:18:36,146
They're not great.
1527
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,714
Well, every blind squirrel
finds his nut even--
1528
01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,063
- [grunts]
- [shouts]
1529
01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:43,414
They're doing
a little better now, though.
1530
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,069
- [laughs hysterically]
- Hey.
1531
01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:48,114
I fuckin' love you guys!
1532
01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:50,900
- [cheering]
- Come on, guys,
let's get out of here.
1533
01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:52,031
Come on. Let's go.
1534
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,860
We're looking for Danny Jones.
1535
01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,645
Oh, fuck.
1536
01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:59,299
That's Danny Jones.
1537
01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:00,953
[officer]
Danny Jones,
you're under arrest.
1538
01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:03,042
- But what did he do?
- He hasn't shown up
1539
01:19:03,216 --> 01:19:04,827
to three different court dates.
1540
01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:07,394
For two different offenses,
one of which is a felony.
1541
01:19:08,091 --> 01:19:09,788
Mickey, I need to hide
some drugs in your butthole.
1542
01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:11,268
[whispering]
I already have some there.
1543
01:19:11,442 --> 01:19:12,835
- Do you have room?
- [whispers] No.
1544
01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,967
Jesus fuckin' Christ, Danny.
1545
01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,403
You've been skipping court?
1546
01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,492
- [handcuffs clicking]
- That is correct.
1547
01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:21,713
The officer's kinda cute.
She's looking at me.
1548
01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:23,628
[groans]
1549
01:19:25,021 --> 01:19:26,631
I double-dog dare you
to get her number.
1550
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:29,199
Do you think that if I call
9-1-1, she'd pick up?
1551
01:19:29,373 --> 01:19:31,244
- Danny?
- Rafa.
1552
01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:33,116
It would make me
the proudest man alive
1553
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,378
if you'd be my wife.
1554
01:19:37,163 --> 01:19:39,296
- Marry me?
- [woman] It's not English.
1555
01:19:39,470 --> 01:19:41,080
- [Carl] Did he just propose?
- [sighs]
1556
01:19:43,604 --> 01:19:45,128
Oh-- [scoffs]
1557
01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:47,695
Uh--
1558
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:50,655
Yes?
1559
01:19:52,178 --> 01:19:53,919
Yes! She said yes!
1560
01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:55,791
...jump!
1561
01:19:55,965 --> 01:19:58,184
Oh, I'm gonna jump, baby,
just you fuckin' wait.
1562
01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:01,231
Wait. How long
is she gonna have to wait?
1563
01:20:02,014 --> 01:20:03,363
Little longer than you'd like.
1564
01:20:05,017 --> 01:20:05,975
Shit.
1565
01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:09,500
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1566
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,764
So, um, is, is, is--
1567
01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:15,636
I see you proposing to a girl
you just met from Brazil
1568
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,596
who barely speaks English
because you quit
alcohol and drugs
1569
01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:21,817
and you're trying to get
your kick some other type
of weird kind of thing...
1570
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,168
...or because you are in love?
1571
01:20:26,386 --> 01:20:27,213
Honestly?
1572
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,434
- I'm gonna say
both are possible.
- [chuckles]
1573
01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:32,784
But you're still
gonna go through with it?
1574
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:33,872
Absolutely.
1575
01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:35,743
You know, she might just--
1576
01:20:39,008 --> 01:20:42,359
You know, she might just want
your green card, don't you?
1577
01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:44,535
To the greatest country
in the world?
1578
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:47,451
It'd be my fuckin' honor.
1579
01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,947
[Danny]
Well, it's not always
picture-perfect.
1580
01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,645
One thing I began to realize
is that most of us
1581
01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:10,778
go on day to day
like we're gonna live forever
1582
01:21:11,301 --> 01:21:14,608
with a serious lack of urgency
to do whatever it is
that we wanna do.
1583
01:21:15,218 --> 01:21:17,568
And yet, at the same time,
1584
01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:19,700
we're all pretty much
just scared as hell.
1585
01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:23,487
You know, I love how Louie said,
"Thoughts are the language
of the brain
1586
01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:25,576
and feelings are
the language of the body."
1587
01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:28,057
Well, I think I'm one
of the luckiest guys
1588
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:32,017
that has ever lived,
and I feel fuckin' amazing.
1589
01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:34,324
And I really hope
that Dustin is okay.
1590
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:38,284
And with that, I ask you to ask
yourself the cheesy question,
1591
01:21:39,155 --> 01:21:41,418
"What would you do
if you knew you couldn't fail?"
1592
01:21:41,592 --> 01:21:43,986
["Shine Out" by Kyle Scott
& Topher Wright]
1593
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,598
♪ First to do, removing
all the trash and the toxins ♪
1594
01:21:47,772 --> 01:21:50,427
♪ Now is time to rough it up
stuff is just a little leash ♪
1595
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:53,256
♪ Grab the Nikes on the hills
and let 'em met
the fuckin' street ♪
1596
01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:55,998
♪ We not got that dog in me
I'm ready, send it
said it all ♪
1597
01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:58,435
♪ Laying on the line
and let it ride... ♪
1598
01:21:58,609 --> 01:22:00,785
- ♪ Tonight, though ♪
- ♪ Tonight, though ♪
1599
01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:03,527
- ♪ I'm walking on a tight roll ♪
- ♪ Tight roll ♪
1600
01:22:03,701 --> 01:22:06,573
- ♪ The highs in the life, bro ♪
- ♪ The highs in the life, bro ♪
1601
01:22:06,747 --> 01:22:11,535
♪ And tonight might be
the last time we get
to shine, now ♪
1602
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:12,840
["Wichita Nightmare Blues
[In the Key of a Major]"
by Jake Schlegel]
1603
01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:14,930
♪ Wandering through Wichita ♪
1604
01:22:15,104 --> 01:22:17,454
♪ Doubting my salvation ♪
1605
01:22:17,628 --> 01:22:21,110
♪ On account of all the ways
I've gone wrong ♪
1606
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,852
♪ And I'm lonesome ♪
1607
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:31,120
♪ Lonesome and longing ♪
1608
01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:37,822
- ♪ I've been searching
for the banks of peace ♪
- [wolf whistle]
1609
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,563
♪ Like a river ♪
1610
01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:42,131
♪ With a worn out liver and... ♪
1611
01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:44,698
I'd like to thank everybody
for coming out today
1612
01:22:44,872 --> 01:22:48,528
to celebrate the love
of Danny Jones
and Rafaela Ramos.
1613
01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,835
Wrap it up. Please.
1614
01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:52,663
I have to go.
1615
01:22:54,230 --> 01:22:55,405
Is that Andy Dick?
1616
01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:57,407
Happy wedding day, handsome.
1617
01:22:57,581 --> 01:22:59,539
How did you get Andy Dick
to come to our wedding?
1618
01:22:59,713 --> 01:23:02,020
She paid me, numb nuts.
1619
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,109
Twelve hundred bucks.
1620
01:23:05,589 --> 01:23:06,503
You are amazing.
1621
01:23:07,199 --> 01:23:07,983
I know.
1622
01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:12,552
Can you wrap it up? I got to go.
1623
01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:17,557
Okay. If there's,
uh, any objections,
1624
01:23:17,731 --> 01:23:20,299
please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
1625
01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:21,605
I object.
1626
01:23:23,085 --> 01:23:24,260
You can't marry her, Danny.
1627
01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:26,827
I love you, Danny.
1628
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:28,960
I've always loved you.
1629
01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:31,658
Oh, no. Can you not do this?
1630
01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,791
I have a dentist appointment.
1631
01:23:34,487 --> 01:23:36,228
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
1632
01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:38,013
- [grunts]
- [man] Shit.
1633
01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:39,710
- [woman 1] Oh.
- [man 2] Oh, my God.
1634
01:23:40,493 --> 01:23:41,538
That was--
1635
01:23:41,712 --> 01:23:43,583
- [man 3] What?
- Whoopsie-daisy.
1636
01:23:44,976 --> 01:23:47,631
All right,
with the power invested in me
1637
01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:50,199
by the beautiful district
of Lake Elsinore,
1638
01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:53,158
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1639
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:54,899
You may kiss the bride.
1640
01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:56,640
- Whoo!
- [clapping]
1641
01:23:56,814 --> 01:23:59,295
- Hoorah! Yeah!
- [crowd cheering]
1642
01:23:59,469 --> 01:24:01,427
♪ ...and I'm wandering
through Wichita... ♪
1643
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:04,561
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's get on the airplane.
1644
01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:08,521
♪ ...on account of all the ways
I've gone wrong ♪
1645
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:12,873
- ♪ And I'm lonesome ♪
- [man] Yeah!
1646
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:19,793
- ♪ Lonesome and longing ♪
- [cheering and clapping]
1647
01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:22,840
♪ I'm lonesome ♪
1648
01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:28,802
♪ Lonesome and longing ♪
1649
01:24:28,976 --> 01:24:31,022
[propellers rumbling]
1650
01:24:33,155 --> 01:24:35,331
[rattling]
1651
01:24:36,462 --> 01:24:38,464
[wind howling]
1652
01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,517
Is that a bag of coke?
1653
01:24:48,648 --> 01:24:50,781
You drug addicts!
1654
01:24:51,390 --> 01:24:53,436
Jump out of the plane,
please. Now.
1655
01:24:57,353 --> 01:25:00,225
♪ You baby, I'll, uh ♪
1656
01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:03,402
♪ You baby, I'll... ♪
1657
01:25:05,883 --> 01:25:08,364
♪ ...always will ♪
1658
01:25:10,757 --> 01:25:13,543
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1659
01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:16,023
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1660
01:25:16,589 --> 01:25:20,027
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1661
01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:25,294
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
1662
01:25:25,468 --> 01:25:27,644
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
1663
01:25:28,384 --> 01:25:30,777
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
1664
01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:34,346
Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.
1665
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,915
For the first time ever,
I present to you
1666
01:25:38,089 --> 01:25:41,788
Danny and Rafaela
motherfuckin' Jones!
1667
01:25:41,962 --> 01:25:43,399
- [crowd cheering]
- Whoo!
1668
01:25:43,573 --> 01:25:45,749
[crowd cheering and clapping]
1669
01:25:47,751 --> 01:25:49,144
[whooping]
1670
01:25:49,318 --> 01:25:51,320
[inspirational music]
1671
01:25:54,323 --> 01:25:56,325
[indistinct chatter]
1672
01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:04,115
I miss my son!
1673
01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:11,166
Hey, Danny, um,
1674
01:26:12,079 --> 01:26:14,169
I was skeptical at first,
1675
01:26:14,343 --> 01:26:18,390
but, but I gotta say,
I, I'm truly jubilant
for the two of you.
1676
01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:20,131
What?
1677
01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:21,698
I'm, I'm, I'm elated.
1678
01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:23,613
You're what?
1679
01:26:24,657 --> 01:26:26,616
Danny, I'm delighted.
1680
01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:28,052
You're losing weight?
1681
01:26:28,966 --> 01:26:30,881
I'm fuckin' happy, Danny.
1682
01:26:31,055 --> 01:26:32,665
Jesus, just say
you're fuckin' happy.
1683
01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:34,580
Who's teaching this guy English?
1684
01:26:36,016 --> 01:26:37,366
- [chuckles]
- Seriously?
1685
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:38,410
[Andy shouts]
Yeah!
1686
01:26:38,584 --> 01:26:40,107
Wedding. Sorry.
1687
01:26:40,282 --> 01:26:41,892
You mind? Is that okay? Yeah.
1688
01:26:42,066 --> 01:26:44,286
- I am relaxed.
- Hold on, hold on.
1689
01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,505
Wedding. Toast.
Where's the bride?
1690
01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:49,465
Hey-ho!
1691
01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:50,901
[birds chirping]
1692
01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:53,425
God bless. Right? God--
1693
01:26:53,599 --> 01:26:54,470
Whoops. Oh!
1694
01:26:55,471 --> 01:26:56,689
[clatters]
1695
01:26:56,863 --> 01:26:57,908
Real quick toast.
1696
01:26:58,082 --> 01:26:59,997
[indistinct chatter]
1697
01:27:00,171 --> 01:27:02,217
[light whimsical music]
1698
01:27:03,653 --> 01:27:06,743
This is-- really?
This is your wedding?
1699
01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:08,788
Are you
motherfuckin' kidding me?
1700
01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:11,617
Whoops. That's your marriage.
1701
01:27:12,836 --> 01:27:15,404
This-- this is plastic!
It doesn't matter.
1702
01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:18,668
The thing is-- is,
I know I just met you.
1703
01:27:19,190 --> 01:27:20,931
You seem very nice.
1704
01:27:22,193 --> 01:27:23,107
[clattering]
1705
01:27:23,281 --> 01:27:24,456
[sharply exhales]
1706
01:27:25,457 --> 01:27:29,026
And you remind me
of the stepson...
1707
01:27:30,114 --> 01:27:31,420
...that I wish was dead.
1708
01:27:33,639 --> 01:27:35,511
So, have at it!
1709
01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:37,687
You guys have fun.
I'm gonna go throw up.
1710
01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:40,733
Where's the money?
1711
01:27:40,907 --> 01:27:42,866
- Oh-- goddammit!
- [crowd gasping]
1712
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,129
What are you--
are you kidding me?
1713
01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:47,784
- [clattering]
- [grunting]
1714
01:27:47,958 --> 01:27:49,220
[thuds]
1715
01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:52,049
What the f--
are you out of your mind?
1716
01:27:52,223 --> 01:27:54,094
- [beep]
- [director] Camera. Steve.
1717
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,227
- [indistinct chatter]
- [man 1] I'll be ready
to go down.
1718
01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:58,055
[man 2]
Are you gonna go down again?
Will you do it or not?
1719
01:27:58,229 --> 01:28:00,187
- [mimics gunshots]
- [Danny] That's fuckin' good.
1720
01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:02,146
- [laughter]
- [indistinct chatter]
1721
01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:07,020
- [Danny] Oh, shit, dude!
- [laughter]
1722
01:28:07,804 --> 01:28:08,718
[man 2]
That's right.
1723
01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,329
- ♪ ...a smile on your face ♪
- [laughs]
1724
01:28:11,503 --> 01:28:13,375
♪ No one makes me
feel that way... ♪
1725
01:28:13,549 --> 01:28:15,464
All right. All right.
Cut. And, uh...
1726
01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,120
- [director] Action.
- [whooping]
1727
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,209
Speaking of those
cocksuckin' douchebags
1728
01:28:22,384 --> 01:28:24,734
who have no mothers,
and that's why
they never were loved--
1729
01:28:26,431 --> 01:28:27,302
- [laughs] Oh!
- [director] One more.
1730
01:28:27,476 --> 01:28:28,303
[man 1]
Sad, man.
1731
01:28:28,477 --> 01:28:30,130
That was fuckin' sad.
1732
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:31,828
- [man 2] Help me out, dude.
- [man 1] It's fuckin' sad.
1733
01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:33,438
- [laughter]
- [beep]
1734
01:28:34,265 --> 01:28:36,485
[director]
Get a little angry
on the "motherfucker."
1735
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:38,748
Right, dude... [mumbles]
1736
01:28:38,922 --> 01:28:41,272
[laughter]
1737
01:28:42,186 --> 01:28:43,492
- [indistinct chatter]
- [man 1] Right, right, right--
1738
01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:44,754
Nailed it. Lock it in.
1739
01:28:45,885 --> 01:28:47,670
Cool. I knew it.
1740
01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:50,281
[Thiago]
I don't speak Spanish either, motherfucker.
1741
01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:51,891
I speak Portuguese.
1742
01:28:52,370 --> 01:28:56,287
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy,
no disrespect here, okay?
1743
01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:57,636
[beep]
1744
01:28:59,029 --> 01:29:00,770
- [groans]
- [man] Cut, cut, cut, cut.
1745
01:29:02,859 --> 01:29:03,990
[grunts]
1746
01:29:04,164 --> 01:29:05,557
♪ ...you happened to me ♪
1747
01:29:05,731 --> 01:29:09,126
- ♪ Now I feel like someone new ♪
- [groans]
1748
01:29:09,648 --> 01:29:11,084
- [screams]
- [indistinct shouting]
1749
01:29:11,258 --> 01:29:13,696
♪ ...wait another day ♪
1750
01:29:14,392 --> 01:29:15,480
♪ When you're so far away ♪
1751
01:29:15,654 --> 01:29:18,918
I'm better than you!
1752
01:29:19,092 --> 01:29:20,311
[grunts]
1753
01:29:20,485 --> 01:29:21,791
♪ This must be love ♪
1754
01:29:21,965 --> 01:29:23,053
This ain't a game.
1755
01:29:24,054 --> 01:29:27,579
It is a game,
but it's my game, and we win.
1756
01:29:27,753 --> 01:29:29,755
[laughter]
1757
01:29:30,669 --> 01:29:31,801
[director]
That was good, though.
1758
01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:34,891
[crying]
I don't have any friends!
1759
01:29:35,892 --> 01:29:38,851
I don't have any real friends!
1760
01:29:40,636 --> 01:29:42,072
Oh, Blake.
1761
01:29:43,029 --> 01:29:44,814
[laughs] I didn't know
the shot was on me.
1762
01:29:44,988 --> 01:29:47,164
- [director] Take ten.
Let's do it again.
- Oh, my God.
1763
01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:49,209
[whispers] I think
I've seen her on Instagram.
1764
01:29:50,602 --> 01:29:52,169
Can cops have Instagrams?
1765
01:29:52,343 --> 01:29:53,736
I don't know, but she does.
1766
01:29:54,911 --> 01:29:56,042
- That's wild.
- [chuckles]
1767
01:29:57,217 --> 01:29:58,349
- [laughter]
- [indistinct chatter]
1768
01:29:58,523 --> 01:30:01,265
Oh! Steve Bell is crushed again.
1769
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,832
He's got the hardest--
1770
01:30:03,006 --> 01:30:05,791
some kind of animal
that doesn't give up.
1771
01:30:05,965 --> 01:30:08,707
Shit on my dick--
that's what it is. Cut that.
1772
01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:10,927
- [beep]
- Shit on my dick,
1773
01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:13,799
ladies and gentlemen!
That was the wrong call!
1774
01:30:14,496 --> 01:30:17,673
I'll tell you what,
SkyFly is more fucked
than my ex-wife,
1775
01:30:17,847 --> 01:30:19,718
and that's an accomplishment.
1776
01:30:19,892 --> 01:30:24,027
She's had more sausage...
[laughing] than a fuckin'
meat store.
1777
01:30:24,201 --> 01:30:26,856
I'm sorry. Let me do that
one more time.
1778
01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:29,119
It's already been
fuckin' brought!
1779
01:30:29,293 --> 01:30:31,774
Come on. I want you
to fuckin' do it!
1780
01:30:31,948 --> 01:30:33,732
I want you to fuckin' do it!
1781
01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:38,607
Oh. How cute! Can you guys
jump out of the plane now?
1782
01:30:38,781 --> 01:30:39,695
Thanks.
1783
01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:40,609
What?
1784
01:30:40,783 --> 01:30:42,872
[yelling] Hi! Hi!
1785
01:30:43,046 --> 01:30:45,004
- Yeah, yeah. Not now. [yelling]
- Can I open it?
1786
01:30:45,178 --> 01:30:46,745
- [man] Enough, enough.
- I'm right!
1787
01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:47,790
Enough?
1788
01:30:47,964 --> 01:30:49,966
[upbeat music]
1789
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:53,317
Damn it!
1790
01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:56,712
I don't even want it anymore.
1791
01:30:57,190 --> 01:30:58,975
- [bottle shatters]
- [man] Oh!
1792
01:30:59,802 --> 01:31:01,020
Open!
1793
01:31:01,194 --> 01:31:03,196
[hip-hop music]
1794
01:31:44,977 --> 01:31:46,196
[squealing]
1795
01:32:00,819 --> 01:32:02,821
[hip-hop music]
1796
01:33:00,749 --> 01:33:02,751
[hip-hop music]
1797
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:30,561
- ♪ Uh, I heard
they checking for me ♪
- ♪ Shit ♪
1798
01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:33,390
♪ No one checking on me
so I had to go, run up a check ♪
1799
01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:35,305
♪ I got the message, homey
ain't no flexin' on me ♪
1800
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:37,437
♪ My attorney
gone call and collect ♪
1801
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,222
♪ Blessings on blessings for me
my success ♪
1802
01:33:39,396 --> 01:33:41,354
♪ Has only made 'em envious
they got upset ♪
1803
01:33:41,528 --> 01:33:43,443
♪ I had to put
all their egos in check ♪
1804
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,445
♪ I want the money the power
respect and I heard ♪
1805
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,360
♪ You know so-and-so
you not a threat ♪
1806
01:33:47,534 --> 01:33:49,319
♪ 'Cause I really know so-and-so
they like my family ♪
1807
01:33:49,493 --> 01:33:51,321
♪ So they gone pretend
that they cool till they bust ♪
1808
01:33:51,495 --> 01:33:53,323
♪ At your motherfuckin' chest
I'm getting gutter ♪
1809
01:33:53,497 --> 01:33:55,717
♪ My flow been like butter
my check in the bank ♪
1810
01:33:55,891 --> 01:33:58,371
♪ They see the number
all of my haters
feel one of two ways ♪
1811
01:33:58,545 --> 01:34:00,591
♪ Really upset or they show
some respect ♪
1812
01:34:00,765 --> 01:34:03,202
♪ I can't even think about it
I been up, so read about it ♪
1813
01:34:03,376 --> 01:34:05,640
♪ Don't beat around it
straight to it
no ring around it ♪
1814
01:34:05,814 --> 01:34:07,990
♪ You coming for me?
we'll see about it
we never see you ♪
1815
01:34:08,164 --> 01:34:10,079
♪ When I kick my feet up
a hundred meters
way I run the fee up ♪
1816
01:34:10,253 --> 01:34:12,516
♪ It go ka-ching an onomatopoeia
I had to re-up on the re-up ♪
1817
01:34:12,690 --> 01:34:14,474
♪ So you stay defeated
and put it back into the beat ♪
1818
01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:17,347
♪ 'Cause I don't
really need it, ugh ♪
1819
01:34:17,521 --> 01:34:19,523
♪ I heard
they checking for me
no one checking on me ♪
1820
01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:22,482
♪ So I had to go run up a check
I got the message, homey ♪
1821
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:25,355
♪ Ain't no flexing on me
my attorney gone
call and collect ♪
1822
01:34:25,529 --> 01:34:28,358
♪ Blessings on blessings for me
my success has only
made 'em envious ♪
1823
01:34:28,532 --> 01:34:31,361
♪ They got upset, I had to put
all their egos in check ♪
1824
01:34:31,535 --> 01:34:35,321
♪ I had to, I had to...[scoff]
put all they egos in check ♪
1825
01:34:35,495 --> 01:34:37,367
♪ You're not entitled
to anything else ♪
1826
01:34:37,541 --> 01:34:39,499
♪ I get ten years
of this under my belt ♪
1827
01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,676
♪ Your art isn't art, they don't
feel it and nobody hears it ♪
1828
01:34:41,850 --> 01:34:43,286
♪ And it should
just stayed on the shelf ♪
1829
01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:45,331
♪ Your ego
done got it in the way ♪
1830
01:34:45,505 --> 01:34:48,334
♪ It gotta die today
it gotta go ♪
1831
01:34:48,508 --> 01:34:50,206
♪ You should be happy
I lightened the load ♪
1832
01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:52,251
♪ The weight of your arrogance
heavy as stone ♪
1833
01:34:52,425 --> 01:34:54,427
♪ I make an appearance
they already know ♪
1834
01:34:54,601 --> 01:34:57,082
♪ That chip on your shoulder
gone crumble and fold, yeah ♪
1835
01:34:57,256 --> 01:34:59,737
♪ It's not a secret
that you have been
fearing the shit that I'm on ♪
1836
01:34:59,911 --> 01:35:03,480
♪ So you back to the brag
and the boast
but I'm in a class of my own ♪
1837
01:35:04,046 --> 01:35:07,440
♪ Ugh, I heard
they checking for me
no one checking on me ♪
1838
01:35:07,614 --> 01:35:09,486
♪ So I had to go
run up a check ♪
1839
01:35:09,660 --> 01:35:11,531
♪ I got the message, homey
get no flexing on me ♪
1840
01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:13,359
♪ My attorney
gone call and collect ♪
1841
01:35:13,533 --> 01:35:15,187
♪ Blessings on blessings for me
my success ♪
1842
01:35:15,361 --> 01:35:17,320
♪ Has only made 'em envious
they got upset ♪
1843
01:35:17,494 --> 01:35:19,278
♪ I had to put
all their egos in check ♪
1844
01:35:23,152 --> 01:35:24,893
Your team forfeits
if you don't get out there.
1845
01:35:28,461 --> 01:35:29,506
I don't suck!
1846
01:35:31,943 --> 01:35:33,292
Blake doesn't suck!
1847
01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:35,251
Okay? Blake gets sucked!
1848
01:35:35,904 --> 01:35:37,993
[crying] Dad?
1849
01:35:38,167 --> 01:35:40,169
- ["Sugarsweet" by Zach Sorgen]
- ♪ Ooh, that sugar sweet ♪
1850
01:35:40,343 --> 01:35:42,345
♪ You got what I need ♪
1851
01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:44,564
♪ Sipping on the potion ♪
1852
01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,566
♪ All that good emotion ♪
1853
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,960
♪ Just my kinda heat... ♪
1854
01:35:49,134 --> 01:35:50,396
[cameraman]
Ladies and gentlemen,
we might be sending this
1855
01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:51,615
to America's Funniest Videos.
1856
01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:53,008
♪ ...the motion ♪
1857
01:35:53,182 --> 01:35:56,533
- [loud splashing]
- [laughter]
1858
01:35:56,707 --> 01:36:00,102
♪ Live it up, live it up
live it up sweet emotion... ♪
1859
01:36:00,276 --> 01:36:01,973
- What?
- [cameraman] You almost got it.
1860
01:36:02,147 --> 01:36:02,931
[indistinct chatter]