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♪ Mal Blum's
Things Left to Say playing ♪

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♪

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♪

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♪ Another year already ♪

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♪ How you hoped
that it would come ♪

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♪ All the days
and weeks unfolding ♪

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♪ As we buttoned up our coats ♪

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♪ And headed home
but what's a home? ♪

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♪ Another place you never go ♪

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♪ Another space nobody knows ♪

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♪ The things you do
when you're alone ♪

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♪ And I'm alone and you're alone
again this year ♪

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♪ I'm alone and you're alone
again this year ♪

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♪ There are things
still left to say ♪

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♪ I've got phrases,
I've got phrases ♪

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♪ There are things
still left to say ♪

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♪ I've got phrases,
I've got phrases ♪

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[rattling]

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[spray hissing]

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♪ Anyway ♪

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♪ Do you miss me
when I'm not around ♪

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♪ 'Cause you don't see me
when I'm here ♪

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♪ I'm like a ghost
of myself already ♪

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♪ If I could
I would disappear ♪

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♪ But I'm still here
and you're still here ♪

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♪ We're all still here ♪

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♪ There are things
still left to say ♪

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♪ I've got phrases,
I've got phrases ♪

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♪ There are things
still left to say ♪

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♪ I've got phrases,
I've got phrases ♪

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♪ You're afraid ♪

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[shutter clicks]

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♪ What are you afraid of? ♪

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♪ Anyway ♪

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[notifications chiming]

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[notification chiming]

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PAIGE:
Art is supposed to be subjective,

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but KingPun's art is subjectively good.

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While mine is

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objectively struggling,

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and at the worst time possible.

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Right now, I need to be
on my A-game

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to get into
the CalArt Summer Program,

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AKA my dream school.

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"Through your medium of choice,
show us your happiest moment."

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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What a vague bullshit prompt.

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A vague bullshit prompt

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that will determine if I have
a shot in hell at getting

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into one of the most
competitive schools in the country.

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Which will determine if I have
a future in art at all.

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No pressure though.

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So how do I answer
this impossible question?

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Huh? What if my happiest moment was
when I came out to my mom.

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YOUNG PAIGE:
Okay.

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Now turn it to the right.

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Also I think I'm gay.

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Actually, I know I am.
[thud]

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- Ow! Barbara from next door is gay.

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- Okay?

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- Sorry my first instinct was
to name other gay people we know.

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Honey, I'm so happy for you!

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PAIGE:
She's always been supportive.

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ANGIE:
Paige. Paige! Come on.

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No edibles before school,
we've talked about this.

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Dillon's almost here.
You're gonna be late.

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- What if I just skipped
the rest of junior year

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and went right to CalArts?

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- Well, you could,
but then you wouldn't get

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a lot of cool free swag
from me.

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- I'm already scared.

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- I can't wait. Look.

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Glow in the dark dental dams.

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They make your puss kind
of glow. It's so pretty.

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It's just a soft glow.
- Mom--

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- When I was a teenager,

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we used to use
glow in the dark condoms.

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It really added a touch of whimsy
to an otherwise fraught situation.

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- We don't use those.

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- We! Finally.

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Oh my gosh, Paige.

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Is it Colleen from next door?

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Because she's so tall.
I like that. Statuesque.

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- It's not anybody because we,
the queer community,

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we don't use those.

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- So just vibrators?
Isn't that a little limiting?

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- Probably.
- Okay.

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I'm gonna put them here

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because I feel like
you're gonna change your mind,

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but if not, let me know
because I have the receipt.

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PAIGE: Okay, maybe she's
a little too supportive.

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[horn honking]
BOY: Hey!

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PAIGE: And that would be
my best friend, Dillon.

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He's kind of like
my platonic soul mate.

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I've always been able
to share anything with him.

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Actually, maybe that was
my happiest moment.

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So... I like girls.

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- Me too.

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PAIGE: I still share everything
with him. Even a Spotify account.

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- Hey, yo,
Spotify informed me

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you listened to Phoebe Bridgers
for eight hours straight last night,

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which is concerning
'cause she only has two albums.

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Are you okay?

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- Sad lesbian music is
an integral part of my identity.

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- So I'm assuming that
the application is not going well.

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- Just can't figure out
what to send in.

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I know that colleges love
a good coming out story.

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- Please don't do that.
You'd be like the billionth gay person to.

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How about you draw
my presidential portrait?

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- Hmm.

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It's a cute idea, Dillon.
- It's good, isn't it?

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- But your political ambitions,
they aren't my happiest moment.

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You know what I mean?

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- You think that your crush on
Gabriela Campos is CalArt worthy?

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- What?

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Unrequited love is the source
of a lot of great art.

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And there's nothing more unrequited

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than my crush
on Gabriela Campos.

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That's not Gabby.

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That's her sister, AJ.

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- Alright, kids, time for
this week's take home project.

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Find a partner.

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- Wanna be my partner?

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PAIGE:
That is Gabby.

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Sure.

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TEACHER: Now I wanna see you
share responsibilities

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like real parents would.

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- What should we name it?

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- How about Lentil?

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- Lentil the egg.

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So dumb.

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I love it.

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- Hi, Lentil.

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- Your moms love you very much.

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PAIGE: She's kind of the first girl
who made me feel

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like life could be as good as art.

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You know?

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[snaps fingers]

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DILLON:
No.

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I'm not gonna let you spend
all of high school pining over some girl

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who doesn't give you
the time of day.

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You know I don't like to assert
my power as class president,

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but I'm going to have to
if this keeps up.

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- Stacey is going to win.

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Also, you do know that
as class president,

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you don't have
any actual power, right?

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- That is a sad way
to look at democracy.

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[school bell rings]

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♪ Got a big boy bag,
got a big boy drip ♪

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♪ Make a li'l girl sad
'cause a big boy rich ♪

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♪ Big boy pants
'cause my pockets is thick ♪

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♪ Hello Kitty keychain
hang straight from my hip ♪

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♪ Got a big boy bag,
got a big boy drip ♪

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PAIGE:
Alright.

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- Holy shit.

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- You like?

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- "Save water, shower together."

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Hmm. That looks so hot.

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And Stacey's also really hot.

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Great job with these, by the way.

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- Thank you.

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- Though I do feel like you spent
a little bit more time on Stacey's.

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- Nope. Mm-mm.
I told you guys I'm Switzerland.

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Oh. Shit, they are also
a little bit wet.

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- Thanks for telling me that
after I pick it up.

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And yeah, I just close the -

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PAIGE: Okay.
- No.

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Coño. Ay.

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Anyway, as I was saying,
as your future class president,

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I think it's time for you
to move on from Gabriela.

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It's too predictable to go
for the most popular girl in school.

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Great. Right on cue.

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♪ All of dem
I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪

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♪ All of dem
Gimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪

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♪ All of dem
I want it all, gimme all of dat ♪

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♪ All of dem
Gimme gimme gimme all of dem ♪

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- Is she in slow motion again?
- Yeah.

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- Music playing in the background?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Funny feeling down there?
- Naturally.

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- You are a lost cause.

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[speaks Spanish]

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GIRL:
Heads up!

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My bad.
- Yeah.

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- Let's go. Vamos.

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Yeah, ah ah.
Ah ah ah ah.

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Shut the hell up.

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Starting the week strong
with a new KingPun mural.

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You know everyone still thinks
it's you, right?

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- Well, little do they know,

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my raging anxiety would never
let me deface school property.

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- Whoa, could you please
not waste water

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and undermine my political platform?

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Thank you.

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BOY: Oh, KingPun did it again!
Check it out!

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PAIGE: Kind of think
that this one's good.

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- I think it's kind of corny.

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- Well, I think that
you can't draw for shit.

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And I think that they're
actually talented.

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- Oh, you're so funny.
[whistle blows]

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- Okay, everyone,
away from the vandalization.

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- Oh god. Here we go.

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- If any of you have any information

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as my mother used to say,

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"Snitches get riches."

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DILLON:
Have you ever seen him smile?

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- Once. At a fire drill.

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He loved the chaos of it.

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- Hey, nice mural, Paige.

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PAIGE:
Tim. Ugh.

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I love this little bit
that we've got going,

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but it's not me.

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- Oh. Sure, Paige.

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- Sure, Tim.

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- No, it's, it's definitely her.

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TIM:
Doy.

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Hey, KingPun thinks
she's not KingPun.

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[laughter]

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[school bell ringing]

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DILLON:
KingPun is who you should date.

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Unless it's a dude
or unless it's you.

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'Cause then you'd just be dating yourself,
and that would be weird.

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- Hmm.

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You have no idea
how hard it is out here

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for your everyday gay, Dillon.

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- Stop making excuses.

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- You've been in a relationship
since the first day of middle school.

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Also, this semester,
I'm gonna make my move.

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- Oh yeah? Name one time
that you've made a move.

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- Oh, there was that server
at Cheesecake Factory

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that gave me extra brown bread.

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- It was her job.

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- It was sexual.
Hey, Stacey.

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- Hey.

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Did you turn your
class president app in yet?

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You know I love some competition.

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- Oh, you know I haven't missed
a deadline since the fifth grade.

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And that was only because
I had severe chicken pox.

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It was the worst case I'd ever seen.

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[both moan]

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- How is this allowed in school?

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[Stacey moans]

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- God, I love when you're
the best at things.

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- Oh yeah?

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- You guys are so straight,
it's almost gay.

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[both moan]

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Do you guys wanna come over
after school

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and take edibles
and watch Shrek?

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- So you could convince yourself
that a CBD dog treat made you high again?

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Yeah. No, thank you.

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- Plus, after school we can't,
we have track tryouts.

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- Ugh. Why would you sweat
when you don't have to?

252
00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,708
- Well, you know, Paige, some people
actually enjoy physical activity.

253
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,042
Shocking, I know.

254
00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,917
Will you help me make more of these?
PAIGE: Sure.

255
00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,000
- And me some of these.

256
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,125
The impending water wars
depend on my win.

257
00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,542
STACEY: Note that I took the high road
while taking down the establishment.

258
00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,000
DILLON:
That is so...

259
00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,958
[indiscernible chatter]

260
00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,833
DILLON: No-- Oh no.
Okay, no, no.

261
00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:05,792
No, no, no, no.
Okay, no.

262
00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,292
There are plenty
of other queer options

263
00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:08,292
for you to date at this school.

264
00:10:08,292 --> 00:10:09,875
Please.
- Like who?

265
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,167
- Yeah. Paige, what about Chantal?

266
00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:15,292
I mean, she's like
a cool Wiccan lesbian.

267
00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:18,167
- Hell no. She's tried to put a love spell
on me at least six times.

268
00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,625
If I'm gonna date a witch,
she has to be a talented one.

269
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,875
- Okay. True. True. True.

270
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:27,042
How about, oh, how about Erin Billings?

271
00:10:27,042 --> 00:10:28,708
- No, she's a horse gay.

272
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,542
- Alright? That's a little reductive.

273
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,750
- Stacey's just mad

274
00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,625
because she spent the summer
at an equestrian camp.

275
00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,083
- What about Aya?

276
00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,083
PAIGE:
No way, dude.

277
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,667
I definitely don't have
enough followers to date them.

278
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:43,417
Plus they're on and off with Gabby
every other week.

279
00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,625
- Yeah.
- True.

280
00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:45,667
- Hey, what about Amy?

281
00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:48,417
PAIGE:
Amy? Yeah, right. Gateway gay.

282
00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,333
She's fingered
every girl in the school.

283
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:51,542
DILLON:
So what?

284
00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:53,250
I'm sure she's washed her hands.
- Yeah.

285
00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,125
- Wait, no.
What about AJ?

286
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,667
Why would I ever do that?
That's literally Gabby's sister.

287
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,375
Also, is she even queer?

288
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,875
DILLON:
Yeah. She's bi.

289
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,208
And she's mysterious as hell.

290
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,417
- Yeah. AJ actually came out
way before Gabs,

291
00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:06,000
but Gabs just dates more,

292
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,042
so everybody forgets
that AJ's queer too.

293
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,250
Talk about bi erasure.

294
00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,042
STACEY: Gabby!
- Hey, miss president.

295
00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,625
- Hey!
- Excuse you.

296
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,625
- Anyway, question.

297
00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,333
Do you have the sign-up sheets
for track tryouts today?

298
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,833
- I sure do.
Let me get that for you.

299
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:20,958
- Hey.

300
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:21,792
[awkward laugh]

301
00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,208
- Here you are.

302
00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,250
- Thank you.

303
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,042
- Oh, Gabby, you know Paige, right?

304
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,542
- Um, yeah.

305
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:31,083
- Your locker is a site for sore eyes.

306
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,917
- Um, thanks.

307
00:11:33,917 --> 00:11:35,333
Are you coming out today?

308
00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,042
- I've actually, I've been out
for a really long time.

309
00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,125
I'm extremely gay.

310
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,625
- Oh, I was actually talking
about track tryouts, but--

311
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,125
- Right.

312
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,583
Yeah. I'm gonna see you there.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go on track.

313
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:49,417
[Dillon snickers]

314
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,125
- Yeah, right. The last time Paige ran,
she was fleeing from a bee.

315
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:52,958
It was hilarious.

316
00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:53,750
STACEY:
It's on YouTube.

317
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,167
I watch it whenever I'm depressed.

318
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,500
- [sarcastic laugh]
No, it's not.

319
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,333
- Well, I should run,
but maybe I'll see you later.

320
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,250
- Bye, Gabby.

321
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,667
- Bye, Gabby.
- So long.

322
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,042
- Vote for Dillon, babe!

323
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:05,417
- No. She's not gonna vote for you, honey.

324
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,167
- Stop staring
without consent please.

325
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,625
It's horrifying.

326
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,292
Really? You? Track tryouts?

327
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:14,417
- Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's it.

328
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,625
That's how we're gonna fall in love.

329
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,667
- I think you and Gabriela
would be disgustingly cute together.

330
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,750
- And I think that
if it were going to happen,

331
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,042
it would've happened already.

332
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,625
You can't force these things.

333
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,333
STACEY: Babe, I love you,
but you're so wrong.

334
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,083
PAIGE:
How many copies do you guys need?

335
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,208
DILLON: One thousand.
STACEY: Two thousand.

336
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,458
DILLON: Three thousand.
STACEY: Four thousand.

337
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,500
- Five thousand.
- Six--

338
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,792
MURRAY: Gotcha!
- Ahh!

339
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:35,792
Evans, I knew it was you.
Principal's office now.

340
00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:36,958
Go.

341
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,208
- Oh, crap. I forgot my cleats.

342
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,250
Uh, can you help me?

343
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,292
- Turn off the light.

344
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:42,542
Shut the door.

345
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,417
Yeah. Okay, actually leave it open.

346
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,500
- I assume you know why you're here?

347
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,875
- Am I in trouble or something?

348
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:53,083
- We are so done
with your games now, Evans.

349
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,833
- Okay. Take it down,
Dexter Morgan.

350
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,583
You're not a detective,
and this is not a cop show.

351
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:57,542
Paige,

352
00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,292
we know that you are KingPun.

353
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,500
Okay. And it's not that
the artwork isn't great,

354
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,542
it's really good,

355
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:07,375
but all the pictures and then painting
all over the school last semester.

356
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,500
And not to mention
a new mural every week.

357
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,125
- That's not true.

358
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,583
MURRAY: Oh, you know it's true.
- Sorry.

359
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,000
- Come on.

360
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,917
- The school board is not happy.
- Mm-hmm.

361
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,167
- And plus all the kids are
tagging you every week

362
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:20,292
in some KingPun art.

363
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,042
- Goddammit, Tim.

364
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,667
- You guys, I swear
on my life, it's not me.

365
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,875
[scoffs]

366
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,458
- Bet you wish you would've invested
in that lie detector now, right?

367
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,208
- No. No, I actually don't.

368
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,500
- Why?
COLLINS: And I'm really tired of you

369
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,750
bringing it up all the time.

370
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,667
'Cause we had to take care
of something called asbestos, alright?

371
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:38,792
Listen.

372
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:42,042
I'm sorry, kiddo, but I have
to lead by example.

373
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,375
So I'm gonna have to suspend you.
- Call the police.

374
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,583
- No, we are not calling
the police.

375
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,542
What are you, Wyclef Jean?
Ready to call 911?

376
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,208
Do you get that reference?
You don't.

377
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,167
God, my references are like
older than Taylor swift at this point.

378
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,750
Listen, you're suspended.

379
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,708
I called your mom,
and she's on her way to pick you up.

380
00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,167
- You can't suspend me
for something

381
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,042
that I, I literally did not do.

382
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:02,875
- Yeah, we can.

383
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,125
- No, we cannot.

384
00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:07,917
But you're the only student
with the keys to the art room.

385
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:11,583
- Well, I was gonna give these back today.

386
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,208
- Oh. Well, you got blood
on your hands.

387
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,250
- It's paint.

388
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,917
- O-obviously, I know that.
It's a metaphor.

389
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,167
- Well, I'm not metaphoric.

390
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:21,250
- It's acrylic paint,
and those things are spray paint.

391
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,208
- Let's jot down that
Ms. Evans seems to have

392
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,583
an intimate understanding
of the weapon of her choice.

393
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,000
- No one's jotting down anything.
- Just jot it down. Just--

394
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,167
- No, don't tell me what to--

395
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,458
This is my--
- You guys, please hear me out.

396
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,542
I'm applying to
a summer program at CalArts,

397
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,958
and this is gonna ruin
my chances of getting in.

398
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,875
- I'm sorry, Paige.

399
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,917
But I looked at your records,
and you were absent

400
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,167
eight times last semester.

401
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,875
Not to mention you're not even part
of one extracurricular activity.

402
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,917
You're not the model student
I can fight for.

403
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,583
- I play, I play, I play track.

404
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,458
- Hmm... not on my team,
you don't.

405
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,292
- Well, I just joined today.

406
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,958
I'm extremely cooperative
with this type of stuff.

407
00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,417
So can't this count
as a plea deal or something.

408
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,500
- Oh, impressive use
of legal jargon.

409
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,958
But you don't play track,
you run track.

410
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,208
- Hear me out.

411
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,250
How about I join track,

412
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,833
Coach Murray keeps
his eye on me,

413
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:15,208
and I figure out in the meantime
who KingPun actually is.

414
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,875
- Paige. I really like you.
I do.

415
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,333
Actually, that's a lie.
I don't even know you.

416
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,292
I hate myself that I have to say that,
but the evidence is stacked against you.

417
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,208
And I don't understand how playing track
is supposed to help

418
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,333
your case right now.

419
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:25,833
[clears throat]

420
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,583
- [whispering] Actually, I do need
another couple people on the track team.

421
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,333
- You need people on the track team?
- I need some more people.

422
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,125
- Are you saying you wanna take her?

423
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,167
She just said, "Play track."
Like she's a DJ or something.

424
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,250
She doesn't even know how to run track.

425
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,917
How are you supposed
to make that Usain Bolt?

426
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:38,750
You can't.

427
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,292
- [whispering] I could use
a couple more bodies on the team.

428
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,583
- I am exhausted.

429
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,708
Okay, Paige,
you are no longer suspended.

430
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,458
You are just on probation. Okay?

431
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,500
If you can come up with a name
who you think KingPun really is,

432
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,667
because apparently
it's not you,

433
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,458
by the end of the semester,

434
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,125
then I'll take it
to the board meeting.

435
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,458
- Well, I will deliver.
Thank you.

436
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,750
I can't wait.

437
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:57,750
- Great, get out!

438
00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,625
I have a Renaissance club meeting
that I'm not about to miss.

439
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,917
You too! Take your little
swimming board with you.

440
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:03,708
God.

441
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,625
[door closes]
- Oh, It's like no moment to myself.

442
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,875
I wish there was more money
for federal funding

443
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,417
'cause I'll tell you what,
this ain't it.

444
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,333
- Thank you so much.

445
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,625
- Don't thank me yet.
I'm watching you.

446
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:19,958
- Oh. Hey, clipboard.

447
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,792
I left a patient
with a full bed pan for this.

448
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,375
You are not suspending
my daughter.

449
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,875
She did nothing wrong.
- We're not suspending her.

450
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,292
A-- Hmm?

451
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,833
- I made a deal.

452
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,750
- You have
a very savvy daughter, Mrs.--

453
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,917
- Mrs. Mm-hmm.

454
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,625
That's very revealing.

455
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,542
It's miss.

456
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:41,083
But you can call me Angie
or Ang or "Hey, girl."

457
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,875
You know, I am a single mother
by choice.

458
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,208
Not by circumstance.

459
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:50,333
I like to have sex with men.
I don't even have to have a relationship.

460
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,875
Hmm. What do you think of that?

461
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,417
- Well, hey, girl,
if you don't mind me saying,

462
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,417
you have an incredible figure.

463
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,500
- Oh my god.

464
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,500
- We are in a school, sir.

465
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,500
That is so wildly inappropriate.

466
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,500
- I'm sorry. Uh--

467
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,125
- And 100 percent spot on.

468
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,167
This is gold.

469
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,333
You should see me naked.

470
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,917
- Well, I'd say I'm sorry that you had
to drive out here for nothing,

471
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:16,042
but I'd be lying if I said
it wasn't nice to meet you.

472
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,042
- I can't believe this guy.

473
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:22,667
- And, uh... if you do come
to Paige's track meet,

474
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,667
don't be afraid to say, hello.

475
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,333
- I'm not afraid of anything.

476
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,667
It's you who should be afraid.

477
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:31,667
[groans]

478
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,917
Wow.

479
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,542
Track. That's fucked up.
- Yeah.

480
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:38,000
The deal just didn't work out
that great for me,

481
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,125
but it did for you.

482
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,750
So--
- Yeah. It really did.

483
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,167
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

484
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,917
Is he in the school directory?

485
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:45,583
[grunts]

486
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,708
♪

487
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:49,667
[grunts]

488
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:53,667
PAIGE: Basically, if I don't find KingPun,
then my life is over.

489
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,792
- On the plus side,
you totally fit in here.

490
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:56,792
[both chuckle]

491
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,917
- I feel like I look like
a very specific type of gay right now.

492
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:01,750
Do I at least look like a top?

493
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,125
- Total bottom.

494
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,417
Maybe a power bottom?

495
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,125
- Like you call her daddy
and she calls you her sweet little prince.

496
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,125
- Mm-hmm.

497
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,125
[whistle blows]

498
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,583
- Okay! Listen up!

499
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,333
Come on, come on in here!

500
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,875
Let's go! Gather round!

501
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:16,625
Listen up!

502
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,083
Returning athletes!

503
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,750
I'm gonna be looking to make sure
that you kept your training up

504
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,042
during the off season.

505
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,500
Alright?

506
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,417
Now you newcomers,

507
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:31,375
our co-captains,
AJ and Gabby here,

508
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,250
will be helping place you
in an event.

509
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,542
- Woo.
- Okay. Got this.

510
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,500
- For Evans over there,

511
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,333
just try to find the thing
that she sucks at the least.

512
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,042
[laughter]
Alright?

513
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,125
- Don't you wanna
at least see me try out

514
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,625
before you think that I suck?

515
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,000
- No. Okay!

516
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,792
Back to it! Let's go!

517
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:49,917
Let's go!
GIRL: Can you get my water?

518
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,417
- She's coming.
She's coming. She's coming.

519
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:52,875
- Hi, you made it.

520
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,167
I'll be sure to let you know
if I see any angry bees around.

521
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,167
[laughter]

522
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,042
- Did you know that
male bees lose their penises

523
00:18:58,042 --> 00:18:59,375
when they have sex
with the queen bee?

524
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:03,792
- Uh, no, we didn't,

525
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,292
but now we sure do, right?

526
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we should get started.

527
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,917
Don't worry. You're gonna be great.

528
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:18,750
♪ Gengahr's Heavenly Maybe playing ♪

529
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,375
♪

530
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,167
[grunts]

531
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,708
♪

532
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:30,333
♪ It made no difference now
given my own advice ♪

533
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,833
♪ No better when
you're breaking it down ♪

534
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:37,667
♪ Into a river
unsettled by our demise ♪

535
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,167
[Paige panting]

536
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,250
[grunts]

537
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,792
♪ Tell me who's triggering now? ♪

538
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,458
♪ Did anyone see that? ♪

539
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,500
♪ Did anyone see what I saw? ♪

540
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,917
♪ Help me out ♪

541
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,542
♪ On and on and on ♪

542
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,417
[whistle blows]

543
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,333
♪ Subliminal
that's what I thought ♪

544
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,833
♪ Greater now ♪

545
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,292
♪ On and on and on ♪

546
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:01,667
- Holy shit!

547
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,625
- Are you fucking kidding me?

548
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,458
♪ To mellow you out ♪

549
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,208
[grunts]

550
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,708
- Thanks.
- Yep.

551
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,417
♪ To mellow you out ♪

552
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,750
♪ Slow down ♪

553
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,958
♪ You said yourself ♪

554
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:23,625
♪ It's coming back ♪

555
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,083
♪ But where are you now? ♪

556
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:27,417
- No.

557
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:28,542
[clatters]

558
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,292
GABBY:
I have an idea.

559
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:32,125
How do you feel about running
in a straight line?

560
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,125
- That's the only straight thing I can do.

561
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:37,667
BOTH:
Okay.

562
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,625
- I regretted it the second
that it left my mouth.

563
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,083
- You mean adding her to the four by one?

564
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,458
- Do you have a better idea?

565
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,917
MURRAY:
Alright. Here we go.

566
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,458
On your mark.
Get set.

567
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,333
No. No, down.

568
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,792
BOY:
KingPun, let's get it.

569
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,625
- Go! Come on!
Come on, Paige!

570
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:57,875
Come on!

571
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,750
♪

572
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:04,625
♪

573
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:10,083
♪

574
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:15,417
♪

575
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:19,083
♪

576
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,875
♪

577
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,000
[panting]

578
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,208
- I am the fastest woman alive.

579
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,792
- That was mediocre at best.

580
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:32,583
- Yeah, I took an Instagram story,
and it went over the time limit.

581
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,250
- Damn.
- But you did it.

582
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,292
- With a little work,
maybe you could be fine.

583
00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:38,250
- She's four seconds behind
where she needs to be.

584
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:42,167
- Well, maybe I need someone great
to teach me after school.

585
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:42,875
[scoffs]

586
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,667
- Alright. That's not a terrible idea.

587
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,000
Uh, AJ.

588
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,875
You're gonna train Paige.

589
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,167
Okay?

590
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,333
- Isn't that literally your job as coach?

591
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,625
- No, my job as coach is
to motivate through fear.

592
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,583
Besides, I don't get paid enough
to stay after school.

593
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,583
Come on.
I'm watching you, Evans.

594
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,542
- Welcome to the team.

595
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:01,917
- Alright, KingPun.

596
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,000
PAIGE:
I'm not KingPun.

597
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,417
- Your shorts are on backwards.

598
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:05,583
PAIGE:
What?

599
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,792
DILLON: Can you hurry up, Angie?
I'm starving.

600
00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,042
ANGIE:
You're not the boss of me.

601
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,292
DILLON: You knew we were gonna be home.
Why wasn't the food ready?

602
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,667
- Today was great.
I almost killed somebody with a javelin.

603
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:20,958
- It's true.

604
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:22,917
- And then it was nearly death
by hurdle.

605
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,208
- Also very true.

606
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:26,667
- And I embarrassed myself
in front of Gabriela.

607
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,250
- Just because
Paige's sex life is in a drought

608
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,750
doesn't mean the rest
of the world has to be.

609
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,333
Come on, Angie,
we've talked about this.

610
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:33,583
- So strict.

611
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,542
- Sometimes I think fondly back
on to this morning

612
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,167
when my life was completely normal.

613
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,250
Now I have
to solve a mystery,

614
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,250
make Gabby fall
in love with me,

615
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,542
figure out how to make
the perfect thing for CalArts,

616
00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:46,000
and figure out
how to put a tampon in

617
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,875
without the end
always sticking out a little bit.

618
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,792
- Yeah, you know,
I never mastered that either.

619
00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:52,167
Oh, but you know what?
On the bright side,

620
00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:55,750
true artists are never afraid
to step out of their comfort zones, so--

621
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,708
- Speaking of stepping
out of your comfort zones,

622
00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,708
are you going
to Stacey's party on Friday?

623
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:01,625
- What party?

624
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,875
- Are you kidding me?

625
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,167
Paige, I've told you this
a billion times.

626
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:06,292
It'd be, like,
a good opportunity for you

627
00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:07,792
to act like a normal teenager for once.

628
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,292
- She doesn't wanna be normal.
Nobody wants to be normal.

629
00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:11,625
- That's why I'm cool.

630
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,292
- Alright. Let me tell you
a little story.

631
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,875
When I was a teenager,

632
00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,667
I went to this rager, and I ended up
in the back of a van

633
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:21,000
with the lead singer
of an Aerosmith cover band.

634
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
And in retrospect,

635
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,792
I definitely should have
held out for the real thing.
[phone chimes]

636
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:27,125
I mean, think about it,

637
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,833
Steven Tyler. I would've never had
to buy another scarf.

638
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,250
- Dillon, I totally wasn't thinking.

639
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,000
This party is the perfect place
to investigate.

640
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000
KingPun will
definitely be going

641
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,792
and, well, let's just say that
they will rue the day

642
00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,583
that they let me take
the fall for them.

643
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:42,667
I know that's right.

644
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:45,667
- Okay.

645
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,625
I'm gonna need you to relax.

646
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:48,750
You're starting to scare me.

647
00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:51,250
- [gasps]
Oh my god. I totally forgot.

648
00:23:51,917 --> 00:23:52,917
Pardon me.

649
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:56,583
Paige, I took the liberty
of washing your sex toy.

650
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,375
By the way,
this is very small.

651
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,083
I could totally get lost
up there.

652
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,583
So you might wanna think about,
you know, my moving on up.

653
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,667
I can help.

654
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,750
- Well, that's an eraser,
so that's not gonna go up there.

655
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,042
- Anything's possible.

656
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,042
Think about me
and my electric toothbrush.

657
00:24:12,042 --> 00:24:15,083
And it's not the end
you would think either.

658
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,667
- Okay. Well, we don't have
everything in common.

659
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,292
And I'm gonna go in my room.
DILLON: Yeah.

660
00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:23,000
I'm gonna throw up.
That's really disgusting.

661
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,250
- No, you're disgusting.

662
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:27,292
This is a sex positive house, Paige.

663
00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,583
Shame does not live here.

664
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:33,667
[people chattering]

665
00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:34,792
- Hey.

666
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,000
GIRL:
Thanks for having us.

667
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,042
[Dillon sighs]

668
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,250
- Thought I smelled ambition.

669
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,833
- You look so beautiful.

670
00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:45,250
- Paige, I cannot believe we finally
got you to a high school party.

671
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,625
- Now let's see if you survive it.

672
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:50,458
♪ party music playing ♪

673
00:24:50,458 --> 00:24:53,958
♪

674
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,708
BOY:
Bombs away.

675
00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,208
PEOPLE: [chanting]
Chug! Chug! Chug!

676
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,292
DILLON:
Welcome to the high school experience.

677
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,375
- It smells better than I expected.

678
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,375
- I lit candles.

679
00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:07,833
- First order of business,
time to get you drunk.

680
00:25:07,833 --> 00:25:09,500
Like, if you don't throw up
by the end of the night,

681
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,792
then I didn't do my job.

682
00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:14,042
- I still can't believe this is the first
of my parties you've been to, Paige.

683
00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,917
- That's because Paige Evans is
too cool for high school parties.

684
00:25:16,917 --> 00:25:18,333
- Cool is one word for it.

685
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,833
I just have a general distaste
for sticky floors,

686
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:23,708
communal chip bowls,
and whatever that is.

687
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,750
- That, my friend, is the type
of sociological research

688
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,292
you can't find in any textbook.

689
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,125
- He's right.

690
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,292
My future constituents
may act slightly moronic,

691
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,917
but they know how to have fun.

692
00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:36,583
- Your future constituents, huh?
- Oh please.

693
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,042
You know I'm gonna kick your ass.

694
00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,250
There's no way they won't vote
for my anti-authority platform.

695
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,208
It's like taking candy
from a politically informed baby.

696
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,833
- You wanna go upstairs and practice
your campaign speech on me?

697
00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,292
- Work on our inflection?
- Show me those pointed hand movements.

698
00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:52,042
- Why do you guys even bother
with innuendo.

699
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:54,542
- Later, Paige.

700
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,833
- Oh yeah, guys, just leave me alone

701
00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:59,167
while I try and figure out who framed me?

702
00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:00,375
- Oh.
- Paige.

703
00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:01,792
- Oh my god.
- Hi.

704
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:02,667
- I didn't see you there.

705
00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:04,333
- Must be the masking spell.
- What?

706
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,375
- How have you been?
Feeling any different lately?

707
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,708
Any lustful urges?
Deep magnetic pulls?

708
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,583
- Mm-mm.
- To anything? Anyone?

709
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,583
- Excuse me.
- AJ.

710
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,583
There you are.

711
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:13,792
- Hi.

712
00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,833
- We should go talk about track.

713
00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:18,458
- I don't think so.
CHANTAL: Did the virgin blood expire?

714
00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,500
That can't be, that was fresh.

715
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,125
- Okay, yeah,
we can talk about track.

716
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,458
- It's supposed
to get stronger with age.

717
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,625
Like, it's like fine wine.

718
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,708
- Hi.
- Hi.

719
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,542
- Okay. I wasn't gonna get
all Salem witch trials

720
00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:34,833
and point fingers here,
but I know that she put a curse on me.

721
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:38,083
- I mean, she did steal some
of my hair back in freshman year,

722
00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:39,458
so I believe it.

723
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:43,958
[sighs]

724
00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:47,458
So track, why?

725
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:49,167
I thought you were
more interested in art.

726
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:50,583
- Oh, trust me. I am.

727
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,208
But lucky for me,

728
00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:54,750
Principal Collins decided
that I'm KingPun.

729
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,708
So I have to figure out who KingPun is.

730
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,792
Otherwise, I'm going
to get suspended.

731
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,417
- That's so dumb.

732
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:01,750
- Yeah.

733
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:02,833
- That art is harmless.

734
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,167
- I know.
It's also pretty good.

735
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,250
- Do you have any leads?

736
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,083
- I know that they're here.
That's about it.

737
00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:12,292
I'm just gonna poke around
until somebody cracks.

738
00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,500
- So you're gonna interrogate
a bunch of drunk teens.

739
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,625
Seems pretty easy.

740
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,292
- Well, you say that,
but it could be anybody.

741
00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:23,583
It could be you.

742
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,375
- Do I look whimsical enough
for puns?

743
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,542
- Okay. Well, you do have
an intimidating,

744
00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,792
no bullshit,

745
00:27:32,792 --> 00:27:34,750
striped shirt vibe going.

746
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,042
So I guess not.

747
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,208
- Thank you.

748
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:42,083
- Which would make you
the perfect bad cop

749
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,708
to my good cop.

750
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:44,875
- Excuse me?

751
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,292
- Follow me.
- Oh.

752
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,208
[people chattering]
[cheering]

753
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,625
- Hi, Erin.
- Hi.

754
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,500
- Where were you at 6:00 a. m.
on the morning of the 14th.

755
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,792
- We get Tybalt groomed
on Sundays.

756
00:27:58,792 --> 00:28:01,208
Tybalt. My horse.
Do you wanna see a photo?

757
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,583
Oh, my phone is dead.

758
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,333
- Yeah. No, never, never mind.
Thank you.

759
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:09,042
[steam hissing]
[bubbling]

760
00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:11,417
How close is the nearest
Michael's art supply from your house?

761
00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:12,875
- [coughs]
Who's Michael?

762
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,625
- Can I have a hit?
- Me too?

763
00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:17,542
[phone chimes]
- You have a secret Instagram, right?

764
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:18,917
- Yeah, but you can't afford
to follow it.

765
00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:20,458
- [chuckles] Sorry.

766
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:22,000
- Can you guys shine
your lights on me?

767
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,917
BOY:
Alright, man, you ready?

768
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:23,792
AYA:
Thank you.

769
00:28:24,417 --> 00:28:27,667
[gulping]

770
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,125
AJ: Tim.
[shudders]

771
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,333
What do you think of KingPun?

772
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:32,125
- Oh, Paige here?

773
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:33,875
- Aren't your parents both artists, Tim?

774
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,250
- Isn't your mom a nurse.

775
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,250
- Your point?

776
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,792
- I haven't seen you save anyone's life.

777
00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:38,875
- He's got a good point.

778
00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,208
- You're supposed to be on my side.

779
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,083
- Right.

780
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,500
- Chantal, would you
consider yourself an artist?

781
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,125
- I mean, every witch is
an artist in their own way.

782
00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:50,625
But, I mean, yeah.
I post to Tumblr all the time.

783
00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,167
That's mostly just like
Buffy, Faith,

784
00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:53,833
the brothers from Supernatural
sixty-nining.

785
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,042
So, normal.

786
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,458
- Well, what art tools do you use?

787
00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:58,917
- I mean, I kind of dabble
in everything.

788
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,417
Illustrator, oil paints,
menstrual blood.

789
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:03,583
- Oh. Oh no.

790
00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,875
- Yeah. Okay. Bye.

791
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,292
STACEY:
...get political.

792
00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:09,042
DILLON: Mm-hmm.
You wanna get political?

793
00:29:09,042 --> 00:29:10,583
Oh yeah? You wanna--

794
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,875
- Oh my fucking god.

795
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,958
- Oh fuck.

796
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:13,875
Oh, hi, Paige.
- Hey.

797
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,625
- ...much bad things as possible...

798
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,833
- Cover AOC's eyes,
she doesn't deserve to see this.

799
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:20,625
- Okay.
- Come on!

800
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,625
- That was easy.
- Bye.

801
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:22,458
[door closes]

802
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,333
- So, her house is huge.

803
00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:27,458
- It just keeps going, I know.

804
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,958
- They probably fuck in every room.

805
00:29:29,417 --> 00:29:32,000
Those two are--
- Are disturbingly cute

806
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,833
in a kind of kinky way?

807
00:29:33,833 --> 00:29:35,500
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

808
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,500
[both laugh]

809
00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,042
Can't believe Chantal is
our best lead right now.

810
00:29:39,042 --> 00:29:40,583
- I mean, it kind of makes sense.

811
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,542
I-I've seen her drawing
in class a few times.

812
00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:43,875
- What? Really?
- Mm.

813
00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:45,208
- Paige, AJ.

814
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:51,917
♪ romantic music plays ♪

815
00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:54,417
♪

816
00:29:54,417 --> 00:29:56,333
- Oh my god, we need
to take shots, like, right now.

817
00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:57,833
For Paige joining
the track team.

818
00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:00,000
- Yeah, go ahead.
I'm gonna pee.

819
00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,167
- Okay. Let's go.

820
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,042
- Okay.

821
00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:07,375
♪ hip-hop music playing ♪

822
00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:10,333
♪

823
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:12,833
♪

824
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:15,417
- Oh. Oh. Okay.

825
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,250
[glasses clink]
GABBY: To joining track!

826
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,375
- To... sports!

827
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,625
- Bet our mouth stinks
the same right now.

828
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:24,375
- What?

829
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,833
- I just got something stuck
in my throat.

830
00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,417
- Another shot will fix that.
- Yeah,

831
00:30:27,417 --> 00:30:29,000
it always does.

832
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
♪ party music continues ♪

833
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,417
♪

834
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,292
[glasses clink]

835
00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:41,625
♪

836
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,833
[cheering]

837
00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,000
GIRL:
Yeah.

838
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,917
♪

839
00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:50,083
♪

840
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,750
♪ Everybody's got
a little secret ♪

841
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,208
♪ Maybe I'll tell you mine ♪

842
00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:58,042
♪ Bring yourself
just a little bit closer ♪

843
00:30:58,042 --> 00:31:00,708
♪ A stranger in the night ♪

844
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:03,417
♪ Something good can be hard
to swallow ♪

845
00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:05,792
♪ The simple paradise ♪

846
00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:08,708
♪ Slow down if you want
to be my lover ♪

847
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:11,625
♪ New touch
in the moonlight ♪

848
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,333
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

849
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:24,000
- I'm so wasted.

850
00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,708
- Oh my god, I'm so glad
that you joined track.

851
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,875
I feel like I never see you
outside of class.

852
00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,833
- I know.

853
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,333
You're a Gemini, right?

854
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:33,792
- I'm a Pisces.

855
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,917
- Who says that complicated can't work.

856
00:31:35,917 --> 00:31:38,250
- What?
- I said I love track.

857
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,167
GIRL:
Gabby, come dance with us.

858
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,250
GABBY:
Bye!

859
00:31:50,292 --> 00:31:53,667
- Are we at the sad drunk phase
in the night, huh?

860
00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:57,625
- Dillon. Dillon. Dill Pickle.

861
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,083
- You wanna go home?
You'll be better. Yes.

862
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,917
Your drunk ass has a training
with AJ tomorrow.

863
00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,375
- Oh shit.
- Right. Yeah.

864
00:32:04,375 --> 00:32:06,750
-[sing-songy]
Mr. President--

865
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,417
- Wow. Thank you so much
for calling me Mr. President.

866
00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,083
- You're welcome.
- Okay, let's go.

867
00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:12,833
[clears throat]

868
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:13,667
[indiscernible]

869
00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,375
- Bye, bad cop.

870
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:18,083
- Bye. I'll see you tomorrow.
Drink some Gatorade.

871
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,417
- [whispering]
Sports juice.

872
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,083
- I like boobs,
you know what I'm saying?

873
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,458
PAIGE:
Tim, I see what you're doing.

874
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,542
Evidence.

875
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:30,167
Evidence.

876
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:33,667
- Who doesn't like boobs?

877
00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:34,583
- Cheers.

878
00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:40,375
TIM:
Woo! Who's ready to party?

879
00:32:42,292 --> 00:32:43,667
- You're so strong.

880
00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:44,833
- I am strong.

881
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,750
- Oh. Whoa.
- Whoa.

882
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,500
- Come on, our ride is here.

883
00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,208
AJ:
You made it?

884
00:32:58,208 --> 00:32:59,417
- Yep.

885
00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:02,875
Okay. Let's make me
an Olympian.

886
00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:06,208
- How are you not
massively hungover right now?

887
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,208
- Well, I drank that Gatorade
that you suggested,

888
00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:12,375
and then I had a hot pocket
and then I had some pizza

889
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,708
and then I had
some ice cream.

890
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,500
Also, I might still be drunk.

891
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,542
- Is that coffee?
Did you bring any water?

892
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:26,083
- Hmm. Okay. If this mentor-protégé thing
is going to work out,

893
00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:28,875
then you have to respect
my caffeinated process.

894
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,500
- Who said anything
about being a mentor?

895
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:32,458
I'm only doing this
so you don't tank our ranking.

896
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:34,000
- Oh, I'm sorry.

897
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,833
Am I cutting into your

898
00:33:35,833 --> 00:33:38,500
brooding-in-corners
wearing-a-leather-jacket time?

899
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,042
- I don't own a leather jacket

900
00:33:40,042 --> 00:33:42,125
- Well, you look like you could.
- Okay.

901
00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:45,542
- So what are we doing first?
Picking out my pump-up song?

902
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:48,292
- No, but you can stretch,
and then we can start on three miles,

903
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:49,542
- Three miles?

904
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:54,125
That is 2.9 more miles
than they said I have to run.

905
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,500
- 2.94 miles.

906
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,375
You're confusing miles
and meters.

907
00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,708
- I think you're confusing me
with the metric system.

908
00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:01,875
- Let's go, Evans.

909
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,542
Put down your stuff.

910
00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:09,000
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

911
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,125
♪

912
00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:16,917
♪

913
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:20,208
[Paige gasping]

914
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,667
- Oh my god.

915
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:28,167
Oh my god.

916
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,167
I can't feel anything.

917
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,000
I can't feel my legs.

918
00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,250
I can't feel my face.

919
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,792
- You're being a little dramatic.

920
00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:38,792
- It's the artist in me.

921
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,250
- Speaking of,

922
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:44,125
you wanna go to art school?

923
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,458
- Yeah.

924
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,375
Now that's like my biggest dream.

925
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:50,708
- Hmm.

926
00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:53,500
- But now that the pressure's on
and I have to send in my summer app,

927
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,125
I have no idea
what to send in.

928
00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:56,542
- You started it yet?

929
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,792
- Since you asked.

930
00:35:01,792 --> 00:35:02,625
[clears throat]

931
00:35:04,917 --> 00:35:06,792
I've been working
on a few different things,

932
00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,375
But none of it feels right to me.

933
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,583
- Shit, you're really good.

934
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,667
- Thank you.

935
00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,792
Now I just have
to make CalArt see that.

936
00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:22,917
Pretend you're CalArts.
Tell me what's missing.

937
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,042
- Uh... nothing.

938
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:27,667
I, I think it's really great.

939
00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:31,375
- You're a really bad liar.

940
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:33,292
- No, I just--
- Come on.

941
00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,083
Tell me the truth.

942
00:35:36,042 --> 00:35:38,958
- I don't know. I'm, I mean,
I'm not an expert by any means,

943
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,708
but maybe it's just,

944
00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:45,500
it is lacking some emotion.

945
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,917
- Okay.

946
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:50,250
I wasn't expecting
constructive criticism, but alright.

947
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,750
- I knew that was a draft.
Look, your art is amazing.

948
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:53,708
Seriously.

949
00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:54,625
What was the prompt again?

950
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,375
- Show us your happiest moment.

951
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,792
- Right, okay. So do you think
that that, that shows that?

952
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:03,958
Or is there anything
that is maybe happier?

953
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:08,333
- I had a really yummy donut
the other day.

954
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,792
- Uh, what about a,

955
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:15,500
a first love
or a first kiss or something?

956
00:36:16,125 --> 00:36:18,208
- Uh, well, I haven't had
those things,

957
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,625
so you're really pouring salt
on the wound here, AJ.

958
00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,792
- All I'm saying is that
you'll get there.

959
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,833
Just don't be afraid
to draw something

960
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,250
a little more vulnerable.

961
00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:30,292
[phone chimes]

962
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,083
- Look, they just posted something.

963
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,375
- AJ:
Guess that would rule you out.

964
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,083
- At least it's not
on school property this time.

965
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,750
- [scoffs] Well, it's a little late
for that KingPun.

966
00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:44,708
- Let's go, Frida Kahlo.

967
00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,000
We've gotta get you to a point
where you can run

968
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,917
without wanting to puke.

969
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,542
- Might give me an edge.

970
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:50,958
- Doubt it.

971
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,500
- Did you know that
Frida Kahlo was bi?

972
00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:58,500
She was the OG bi-con.

973
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,000
- Oh, nice. Uh--

974
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,625
- Got joke for days, AJ.

975
00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:08,458
♪ Kidd Kenn's Good Day playing ♪

976
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:12,625
[indiscernible chatter]

977
00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:15,042
[grunts]

978
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:17,958
[grunts]
- Come on--

979
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,500
Come on.
Come on, you got it.

980
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,000
Go. Go. Push.

981
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,083
TIM:
Come on, KingPun, get it. Get that tire.

982
00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:26,667
Yeah!

983
00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:29,292
♪ I'ma have a good day ♪

984
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,208
♪ You need somebody
that truly understands you ♪

985
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:36,333
♪ I'm on your side we together
I'm never playin' you ♪

986
00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:39,167
♪ It be the ones tryna help
that can't stand you ♪

987
00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:41,667
♪ But have a good day ♪

988
00:37:42,667 --> 00:37:45,625
♪ I do me every day
I don't live for others ♪

989
00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,583
♪ Proud of who I am
so I'm never under the covers ♪

990
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,167
♪ I ran with it
ain't look back ♪

991
00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,167
♪ Now I got big racks
in a book bag ♪

992
00:37:52,167 --> 00:37:53,250
♪ Smile at 'em
when they look sad ♪

993
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,583
- Hey. Look.

994
00:37:54,958 --> 00:37:56,458
♪ They hate on me,
throw shade on me ♪

995
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,000
♪ When it's time to drop
they wait on me ♪

996
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,667
♪ A lot of people
had changed on me ♪

997
00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:01,417
♪ Don't shit change
but the day homie ♪

998
00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,708
♪ Shit changed
but the next move ♪

999
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:04,583
♪ They know I really ball
like the Nets do ♪

1000
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,958
♪ All the haters
been past due ♪

1001
00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:07,708
♪ Got too many feelings
like the last dude ♪

1002
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,708
♪ And I don't trip
'cause the hate be motivation ♪

1003
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:10,500
- Hey!

1004
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,125
- Hi.

1005
00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:14,250
♪ I make the best
outta every situation ♪

1006
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,458
♪ I be too real
I be knowin' when they be fakin' ♪

1007
00:38:17,458 --> 00:38:20,542
♪ But this is real,
me and my people made it ♪

1008
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,792
♪ You need somebody that asks you,
"Yo, how you feeling?" ♪

1009
00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:24,875
[crowd cheering]

1010
00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:27,292
MURRAY: Come on.
Come on, Stacey. Oh no!

1011
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,667
Come on, Gabby, you got it.
- I'm sorry.

1012
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,042
MURRAY: Come on, AJ,
you got this.

1013
00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:36,500
[crowd cheering]

1014
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:39,500
♪ I'm on your side we together
I'm never playin' you ♪

1015
00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:42,208
MURRAY:
AJ! You got this!

1016
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:44,167
You got it! You got it!

1017
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,417
Yeah! Yeah!
- Come on!

1018
00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:48,542
- Go! Go! Go! Go!

1019
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:53,333
- Yes!
[cheering]

1020
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,625
- Oh my god!

1021
00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:03,125
TIM:
Oh, Coach, Coach, Coach.

1022
00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,125
- Okay. Alright!

1023
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:06,500
Alright.

1024
00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:09,667
- It goes against my entire
coaching approach to say this,

1025
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:12,167
but you're actually getting
pretty good.

1026
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,833
- I knew you were using
a tough love approach with me.

1027
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,292
- I know, who do I think I am,
my dad?

1028
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:22,333
That, that was a lot funnier
in my head.

1029
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,583
- It's okay, dude.

1030
00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:27,333
I'm no stranger
to dark dad humor.

1031
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:29,833
Is he tough on you?

1032
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:32,625
- He just sees
so much potential in me,

1033
00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,000
I guess I don't wanna
let him down.

1034
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,958
He wants me to get
a scholarship to a D1 school.

1035
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,667
I think that's why I'm so stressed
about doing well.

1036
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:42,792
But I don't wanna talk
about my dad.

1037
00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:45,417
I'll save that one
for a future therapy session.

1038
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,500
- Speaking of psychoanalyzing,

1039
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,125
I think that you were right
about my art.

1040
00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:51,625
I, I think I do play it safe.

1041
00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:53,208
- I get it.

1042
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,333
- But I'm not gonna let you forget
that you said I was good.

1043
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:59,708
A compliment from
the mysterious AJ Campos.

1044
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:01,500
- Don't make me
regret it, Evans.

1045
00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:05,542
You wanna try?

1046
00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:08,917
- Mm. Can you play track
with a broken leg?

1047
00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:09,917
- Don't worry, I'll spot you.

1048
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:15,750
- Oh shit.

1049
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:16,708
- Okay. Bend your knees.

1050
00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,250
♪

1051
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,167
♪

1052
00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:25,042
♪

1053
00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:28,583
♪

1054
00:40:28,583 --> 00:40:31,792
♪

1055
00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:35,208
♪

1056
00:40:35,917 --> 00:40:36,833
- Hold up.

1057
00:40:38,292 --> 00:40:39,000
- What?

1058
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,375
- I think that
this is KingPun's notebook.

1059
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,000
- What, h-how do you know?

1060
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,667
- Look, dude,

1061
00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:48,458
it's totally in their style,
and it has KP written all over it.

1062
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,833
- Oh yeah, that would do it.

1063
00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,208
- Maybe it's somebody in track.

1064
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,542
- Well, that would rule out Chantal.

1065
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,875
- It was never her.

1066
00:40:54,875 --> 00:40:57,958
Cute puns are not her vibe,
now that I think of it.

1067
00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:01,417
This is exactly how
I'm gonna nail KingPun.

1068
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,875
- How?

1069
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:06,458
- I'm gonna DM them and tell them
that I have their notebook.

1070
00:41:06,458 --> 00:41:08,167
There's tons
of half-baked ideas in here.

1071
00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:10,417
It's not like they're gonna
wanna leave it behind.

1072
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,500
AJ:
So what?

1073
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,042
You're just gonna
give it back to them

1074
00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:15,542
without figuring out who it is?

1075
00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,083
- AJ. You kidding me?

1076
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,958
We're gonna have
a motherfucking stakeout.

1077
00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,375
- Oh. No.

1078
00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:30,000
Hold on.

1079
00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,458
PAIGE: It's almost 8:00 p. m.,
and KingPun left me on read.

1080
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,917
So I know that they saw it.

1081
00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,708
- Wow. Your detection skills are on point.

1082
00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:40,500
- We should split up.
Cover more ground.

1083
00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,083
- Oh god,
your efficiency is hot.

1084
00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:43,708
- You're hot.

1085
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:44,750
- Help. Help. Help. Help.

1086
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:46,042
- You know
the gate's open, right?

1087
00:41:47,042 --> 00:41:47,958
Oh!
- Oh my god!

1088
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,542
Paige. Are you okay?

1089
00:41:49,542 --> 00:41:51,042
DILLON: Ay, dios mio.
STACEY: Do you need help? Are you good?

1090
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,042
- Ow.

1091
00:41:52,417 --> 00:41:53,792
DILLON:
This girl's gonna be the death of me.

1092
00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:59,250
♪

1093
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,667
♪

1094
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,000
- Hey.
- Hey.

1095
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,375
GABBY:
Wanna take the north side?

1096
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,917
- Yeah, sure.

1097
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,125
- Ugh.

1098
00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,625
- They do know that's
the south east side, right?

1099
00:42:12,458 --> 00:42:14,500
- No, but it is so hot
that you do.

1100
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,333
- You're so hot.

1101
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,875
- You are so hot.
- You are.

1102
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:17,958
- We are.
- We are.

1103
00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:18,625
- We are.

1104
00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:19,458
BOTH TOGETHER:
We are.

1105
00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:20,625
We are. We are.

1106
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:22,875
AJ: Oh, I'm glad
you have each other.

1107
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,000
- Hello?

1108
00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:29,708
- Oh shit.
- Sorry.

1109
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,292
DILLON: Ooh.
[Stacey chuckles]

1110
00:42:34,292 --> 00:42:35,958
You know I like it
when you grab my ass.

1111
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,625
- Well, on the upside,
if you can't find KingPun,

1112
00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,042
it's kind of like a cool badge
of honor to get suspended.

1113
00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:47,667
- So you usually go for people
who get suspended?

1114
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:52,333
- Um, I don't really have a type.
It's more of just a vibe.

1115
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:55,542
- So your vibe is Aya then, huh?

1116
00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,750
- Well, actually,
we just broke up.

1117
00:42:58,542 --> 00:42:59,333
- Oh really?

1118
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:01,333
That sucks. Sorry.

1119
00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,167
Are you over them?

1120
00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,083
- Depends, Paige. Who's asking?

1121
00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:08,875
- Not me. I don't care.

1122
00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,167
- Ouch.

1123
00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:13,542
- I care.

1124
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,125
I care.

1125
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:19,375
I just was trying to be nice
and ask you questions. So--

1126
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,750
Not that good at that though.

1127
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,458
- Well, your questions are cute. So--

1128
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:28,583
- Do you remember in fifth grade
when we were partnered up

1129
00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:31,833
to take care of that egg together
in Ms. Higgins' class?

1130
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:33,625
- Oh yeah.

1131
00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,208
I'm pretty sure I dropped mine
on the first day

1132
00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,958
and begged my mom
to replace it for me.

1133
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,250
Geez, I totally forgot
you were my partner for that.

1134
00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,333
Damn, I was a shitty mom.

1135
00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:43,375
- Well, if it's any consolation,

1136
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:47,292
I gave our egg a bath,
and I boiled it to death.

1137
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,583
So guess I wasn't
a perfect mom either.

1138
00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:52,583
Oh, hide.

1139
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:53,875
- It's gotta KingPun.

1140
00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,417
- Aren't we supposed
to be confronting them?

1141
00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,292
- Yes. I'm just not good at confrontation.

1142
00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:58,167
- Clearly.

1143
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,667
Kind of weird
that we've co-parented

1144
00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:06,458
and never kissed before, huh?

1145
00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,208
- Yeah. It's a little bit strange.

1146
00:44:09,917 --> 00:44:11,625
- Well, maybe we should try it.

1147
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,250
- We could try it.

1148
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,167
[car door opens]

1149
00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,333
[car door closes]

1150
00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:18,542
- You can lean in now.

1151
00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:19,667
- Yeah. Right.

1152
00:44:23,542 --> 00:44:24,500
- Sorry.

1153
00:44:27,167 --> 00:44:28,125
[car door opens]

1154
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,792
[car door closes]
- That was awkward.

1155
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:33,583
[engine starts]

1156
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,708
Oh shit, they're leaving.

1157
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,083
[tires squeal]

1158
00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,333
TOGETHER:
Hey! Wait! Stop!

1159
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,417
- Yo. I cannot believe
that your stupid stakeout idea

1160
00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,333
might have actually worked,
but that was definitely Tim's car.

1161
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:45,042
- How do you know?

1162
00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:47,083
- Who else drives
a bright green Challenger

1163
00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,417
with a bumper sticker that reads
"Your mom calls me daddy"?

1164
00:44:49,417 --> 00:44:50,667
- Fucking Tim.
[cell phone buzzing]

1165
00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:51,500
STACEY:
Mm-hmm.

1166
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,250
- Uh, hold on.
I have to take this.

1167
00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:58,667
- So do you think
you cracked the case?

1168
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,250
- Yeah, I guess so.

1169
00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:10,250
DILLON: Paige, let's go.
We're gonna be late.

1170
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,000
Are you seriously not packed
for our away meet yet?

1171
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,167
- I started.

1172
00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:17,750
Dillon, I need
to tell you something.

1173
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:18,625
- What, what happened?

1174
00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,458
- Don't make it a big deal. Okay.

1175
00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:21,833
- What happened?

1176
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:24,083
Did you find another one
of your mom's special movies?

1177
00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,417
- Gabby and I kissed.

1178
00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:29,083
- I'm sorry, what?

1179
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,125
- I know.

1180
00:45:30,542 --> 00:45:33,042
- Wait, Gabriela Campos kissed you.

1181
00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:36,083
Okay. Screw packing.
Tell me exactly what happened.

1182
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:39,125
- I don't know. It kind of
just happened at the stakeout.

1183
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:42,083
It was really weird, actually.

1184
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,083
- What do you mean weird?

1185
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:45,292
You've been waiting for this, like,
literally your entire life.

1186
00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,125
You're obsessed with her.

1187
00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:48,000
- Well, it was very anti-climactic.

1188
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,458
- Was it a bad kiss?

1189
00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,958
Is that her fatal flaw?
Does she have an Achilles tongue?

1190
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,875
- [sighs] Maybe it wasn't her.
It was probably me.

1191
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,583
- That makes more sense.
She's kissed a lot of people. Yeah.

1192
00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:59,875
- Shit! I haven't kissed anyone.
I don't know how to kiss.

1193
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:00,917
- Yeah. You're probably
a terrible kisser.

1194
00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:02,333
- You need to teach me.
- No.

1195
00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:03,542
- Teach me.
- What, ew!

1196
00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:05,125
God, are you seriously trying
to kiss me right now?

1197
00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,708
- Just kiss me please. Come on.

1198
00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:08,583
- No means no, Paige.
Come on.

1199
00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:09,917
You're not a man.
DILLON: Thank you.

1200
00:46:09,917 --> 00:46:12,000
- Why are you so dressed up?

1201
00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:15,542
- It's a structured blazer.
Everybody quit tripping.

1202
00:46:15,542 --> 00:46:16,458
Come on. Let's go.

1203
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:18,458
DILLON:
Did you pack us the food?

1204
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:23,875
PAIGE: Ugh. I can't believe
I'm such a bad kisser.

1205
00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,000
- Oh no, no, no, no.

1206
00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:28,750
Bad kisser, that is impossible.
Not possible.

1207
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:32,125
The Evans women
are legendary kissers.

1208
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:34,958
Your grandmother won the Frenching contest
three years running.

1209
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,292
- Oh my god.
- I placed second.

1210
00:46:36,292 --> 00:46:38,167
- What?
- I've told you about this?

1211
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:39,750
I tied with
your great aunt Janine.

1212
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,000
Oh my god,
she is a maniac.

1213
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,250
- Wow. I guess the promiscuous gene
skips a generation.

1214
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,458
- That's what they say.

1215
00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:48,833
- Do you think maybe
it's not the kiss, it's the person?

1216
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:49,875
- Oh.
- What does that mean?

1217
00:46:50,292 --> 00:46:53,167
- Maybe you were let down by the kiss
because your crush has run its course.

1218
00:46:53,458 --> 00:46:55,250
- But I've liked Gabby forever.

1219
00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,250
- Might think that maybe
there are other people out there.

1220
00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,458
- Yeah.
- Like who?

1221
00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,208
[knocking]

1222
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,875
- Hi, Mrs. Evans. Miss. Sorry.

1223
00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:03,750
- Hey, AJ.
- AJ.

1224
00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:08,542
Wow. Finally, we meet after hearing
about you 24/7 from this one.

1225
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:09,833
- She's being sarcastic.

1226
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:12,125
- I mean, the word constantly
springs to mind.

1227
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,667
- Um, what are you gonna do now that
the antisocial artist is out of the house?

1228
00:47:14,667 --> 00:47:17,417
- Oh man.
So many possibilities.

1229
00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:18,833
I mean, the sky's the limit, right?

1230
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:21,375
I'm not gonna crumble.
That's the one thing I'm not gonna do.

1231
00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,250
- We're gone for a night.

1232
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,500
- I know. Well, it doesn't matter.

1233
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,083
I'm not gonna crumble. So--

1234
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,542
Hey, AJ, um,
do me a favor

1235
00:47:27,542 --> 00:47:30,250
and try to get old Paige here
to loosen up a little bit.

1236
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:31,292
Okay.

1237
00:47:31,292 --> 00:47:32,500
You know, like,

1238
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:36,000
fire up a bong and knock back
a couple of wine coolers.

1239
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,958
Oh my god. I have poppers in the car.
Should I run? Grab?

1240
00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:41,333
- No. That's the wrong type of gay.

1241
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:44,708
- Well, hello there.
Long time, no see.

1242
00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:47,667
- A little delayed gratification
never hurt anyone.

1243
00:47:47,667 --> 00:47:48,333
- Okay.

1244
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,208
MURRAY:
So you making me wait.

1245
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,375
- They call it edging these days.

1246
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:53,917
I looked it up on Wikipedia,

1247
00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:57,125
and the definition is quite rank.

1248
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,917
- I don't know the meaning
of rank, but I believe you.

1249
00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:02,042
- It means filthy dirty.

1250
00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:05,500
- Well, I'm gonna just get your number
off the emergency contact list.

1251
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,875
- Okay. I've had
your number for, like,

1252
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,167
I don't know how many days.

1253
00:48:09,167 --> 00:48:10,167
Go with the program. Okay.

1254
00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:12,958
I mean, text me.
Like, I'm not getting any younger.

1255
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:13,917
Come on.

1256
00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:15,917
[hydraulics hissing]

1257
00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:16,583
- Let's go!

1258
00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:18,292
MAN:
Here are you room keys, sir.

1259
00:48:19,292 --> 00:48:20,875
Quiet hours start at 11:00.

1260
00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,917
[indiscernible chatter]

1261
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:30,958
[whistle blows]

1262
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:34,042
- Okay. Listen up, hormonal teens.

1263
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:37,333
Now on this list is the name
of your roommate.

1264
00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,750
I know that 60 percent
of you are queer,

1265
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,958
but, guys, don't go
in the girls' room.

1266
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:45,375
And, girls, please don't go
in the guys' room.

1267
00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,292
We don't want anybody getting pregnant.

1268
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,875
And I'm talking specifically
to you, Stacey and Dillon.

1269
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:51,417
- [gasps]
- What? We would never.

1270
00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,583
- One, as I made it clear
on my campaign trail,

1271
00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:55,458
I will not be allowing
the administration to control

1272
00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,500
what I do with my body.

1273
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,542
Two. Obviously, I'm on birth control.

1274
00:48:58,542 --> 00:48:59,833
- Well, I'm on team control,

1275
00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:02,958
and I want lights out
by 9:00 p. m.

1276
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:07,833
I have a FaceTime date
with a very lovely lady.

1277
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,833
I don't want to be interrupted.

1278
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,250
And Paige, no graffiti.

1279
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,417
- [whispers] Your new stepdad.
- Ugh.

1280
00:49:14,042 --> 00:49:14,917
- Hey.

1281
00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:15,667
- Hi.

1282
00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:16,792
- We should talk.

1283
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:19,208
- Hey, guess we're rooming together.

1284
00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,125
Can't get rid of you.

1285
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,667
- Um, I'm gonna go find out
who my roommate is,

1286
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:23,750
but I'll see you later.

1287
00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:28,458
- Did you know
that squirrels remember

1288
00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:30,125
every single person
they've ever seen?

1289
00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:33,083
- What?
- They have photographic memories.

1290
00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:34,333
- Mm-hmm.

1291
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,875
Uh, I look forward to hearing
more animal facts tonight.

1292
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,750
PAIGE:
Oh good. 'Cause there are so plenty.

1293
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,042
- Guys, team party.
My room, 9:30. Be there.

1294
00:49:42,042 --> 00:49:43,750
- No, you guys heard coach.
We, we can't do that.

1295
00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:45,292
- Oh no.

1296
00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:46,750
Yeah, we definitely can't do that.

1297
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,167
Especially since our track meet starts
at 2:00 p. m., right?

1298
00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,250
Looks like we're getting
fucked up tonight.

1299
00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:53,792
- Oh Paige. You're so innocent.

1300
00:49:53,792 --> 00:49:56,250
♪ party music playing
[people chattering and laughing]

1301
00:49:57,833 --> 00:50:02,000
- Okay. This one is either whiskey or rum.

1302
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,875
Then we've got peach vodka.
We've got lemon vodka.

1303
00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:06,875
- Wiper fluid?

1304
00:50:06,875 --> 00:50:08,042
- More vodka.

1305
00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:09,542
And we got mouthwash,

1306
00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:11,500
but you just gotta drink
a lot of it to get fucked up.

1307
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:13,583
- Mm, that looks the least risky.

1308
00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,458
- Is that all you could get
from your parents?

1309
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,667
- Yeah. Well, look,
my beard is coming in

1310
00:50:17,667 --> 00:50:19,667
so it's only a matter of time
before I stop getting carded.

1311
00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:21,083
- Oh yeah, for sure.

1312
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,750
- BOY: Yo, Tim!
- Hey.

1313
00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:24,583
- There he is.

1314
00:50:25,667 --> 00:50:27,125
- You know, you actually have
to confront Tim

1315
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,917
about being KingPun
to accuse him, right?

1316
00:50:28,917 --> 00:50:30,375
- I've been working up to it.

1317
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,875
- She really scares me sometimes.

1318
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,000
- Tim.

1319
00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:36,333
I know you're KingPun.
I have your notebook.

1320
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,167
- What?

1321
00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:39,875
- I saw you after school
the other night. Okay.

1322
00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:42,583
What were you doing there
if not to get your notebook?

1323
00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:43,583
- [whispers]
Okay, okay, okay.

1324
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,417
I'll tell you.

1325
00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,542
I'm in Renaissance club.

1326
00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:49,000
- Come again?

1327
00:50:49,583 --> 00:50:52,375
- I'm in Renaissance club.
I'm a Rennie, if you will.

1328
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,875
- Oh my god.

1329
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,917
- We were having
our monthly feast.

1330
00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,333
And when I got to school,

1331
00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,542
well, it was canceled.

1332
00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,250
- I don't believe you.

1333
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,250
- Are you serious?

1334
00:51:03,458 --> 00:51:04,167
Look.

1335
00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:08,458
- Wow.

1336
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:13,083
- Okay. Everyone gather around,
it is game time.

1337
00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,250
- We have to play some games.

1338
00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:18,167
- Still got a... lot
of questions for you.

1339
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:19,750
- I got a lot of answers.

1340
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,625
- A lot of questions.

1341
00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:23,042
[laughter]

1342
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,917
- Hey.
- Hey.

1343
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,000
- Perfect timing. We're about
to play seven minutes.

1344
00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:32,208
- What? Like seven minutes in heaven?

1345
00:51:32,208 --> 00:51:34,458
- No. That perpetuates
a Christian narrative.

1346
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,292
We're playing seven minutes
in the hotel bathroom,

1347
00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:37,083
and it's a track tradition.

1348
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:41,083
Okay, everyone, phones in,
pride at the door.

1349
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:44,250
- For any new additions,
the rules are simple.

1350
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:46,500
You put your phone in the bag
and if your phone gets picked,

1351
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,292
you have to go into the bathroom
with another person.

1352
00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,042
And since this is 2022,

1353
00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:52,458
we will not force anyone
to make out if you don't want to.

1354
00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:54,458
But I will say seven minutes is
such a long time

1355
00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,208
to be in the bathroom
with someone and not make out.

1356
00:51:56,208 --> 00:51:57,875
DILLON: Just saying, Paige.
- Okay? Alright.

1357
00:51:58,292 --> 00:52:01,292
Everyone's phones are in.
Alright.

1358
00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:03,167
First phone is--

1359
00:52:04,542 --> 00:52:07,917
♪ Alex Lahey's
I Love You Like a Brother playing ♪

1360
00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:10,708
♪

1361
00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:15,250
♪

1362
00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:18,583
♪ You don't like sports
and I don't like dresses ♪

1363
00:52:18,583 --> 00:52:21,417
♪ Luckily for us,
our parents got the message ♪

1364
00:52:21,417 --> 00:52:24,167
♪ You'd always say "No"
to combat my yeses ♪

1365
00:52:24,167 --> 00:52:26,875
♪ You know me better
than I give you credit ♪

1366
00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:29,667
♪ People say we look the same,
but I don't think we do ♪

1367
00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:32,375
♪ Maybe it's a consequence
of sharing the same womb ♪

1368
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,083
ALL:
Oh!

1369
00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:35,958
- Paige!

1370
00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,833
I believe this questionable
phone case belongs to you.

1371
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,625
- No.
DILLON: Yes.

1372
00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:41,833
Now let's see.

1373
00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:47,000
Whose case is this?

1374
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,125
AJ AND GABBY:
That'd be mine.

1375
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:51,833
- What's your background?

1376
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,500
- Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie.

1377
00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:56,750
- AJ. It's you.

1378
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,958
Come on. Get in there.

1379
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,833
Come on. Let's go.

1380
00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,417
Rules are rules.
We don't make the rules.

1381
00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:04,667
They're just the rules.

1382
00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:06,625
STACEY: Have fun.
[door opens]

1383
00:53:06,625 --> 00:53:09,042
- Use the dental dams.
[door closes]

1384
00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:15,667
PAIGE:
Oh, I got one.

1385
00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:20,000
Did you know that pandas

1386
00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:23,625
fake their pregnancies
to get extra food?

1387
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:27,542
- Oh wow. Another random animal fact.

1388
00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:28,958
So soon?

1389
00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:31,708
- I know. I'm just nervous.

1390
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,292
Don't you kind of know me by now.

1391
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,125
- Yeah. I kind of do.

1392
00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:39,083
Okay. Let me think of,

1393
00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:43,958
of random animal fact
while you get yourself together,

1394
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,708
- Psst.

1395
00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,458
You could also just
tell me something real.

1396
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,125
- Yeah.

1397
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:55,792
Okay. Yeah.

1398
00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,875
Um--

1399
00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:04,125
I'm terrified of flying.

1400
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,833
- Is that all you're giving me?

1401
00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,917
- Yes. Well, I don't, I just,

1402
00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:13,042
I don't think that humans
are meant to sit in chairs

1403
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:14,292
in the sky, you know.

1404
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:16,958
Like, like, that's messed up,
if you think about it.

1405
00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:18,792
- Damn.
[both laugh]

1406
00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,458
We are bad at
the small talk thing.

1407
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,583
- I tried.

1408
00:54:24,042 --> 00:54:26,833
- But at least it's better
than us awkwardly making out.

1409
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:27,667
- Yeah.

1410
00:54:27,667 --> 00:54:29,500
I mean, what, can,
can you imagine,

1411
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,625
what, suddenly
we're hardcore making out?

1412
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:34,500
- Mm. That just sounds
- Come on.

1413
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,417
- really crazy.

1414
00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:36,667
- It, it would be hilarious.

1415
00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:40,375
- It would be just super funny.

1416
00:54:40,375 --> 00:54:41,250
- Yeah.

1417
00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:43,833
Funny, like this being
my first kiss.

1418
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,167
- Very funny.

1419
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083
- I know everyone makes
assumptions about me.

1420
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:55,292
The mysterious AJ Campos.

1421
00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,292
Brooding, leather jacket type,

1422
00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:02,125
but, um, no,
never kissed anyone.

1423
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:03,875
Ever.

1424
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,667
I guess we have that lack
of experience in common.

1425
00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:09,458
- Yeah.

1426
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,833
But why haven't you?

1427
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,333
I mean, I'm sure that,

1428
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,792
you know,
people probably want to.

1429
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:19,167
- I'm not opposed to it.

1430
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,625
- I'm not opposed to it either.

1431
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:23,750
- Kissing someone?

1432
00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:26,000
- Kissing you.

1433
00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,458
- Oh.

1434
00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:33,667
♪ romantic music playing ♪

1435
00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:37,500
♪

1436
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,708
♪

1437
00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:45,583
♪

1438
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:50,750
♪

1439
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,750
- Do you think that
this is gonna be awkward later?

1440
00:55:56,750 --> 00:55:58,042
- No, I really don't think so.

1441
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,625
- Do you have enough blanket?
- Do you have enough room?

1442
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,250
We're being weird about this.

1443
00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:06,833
Yeah.

1444
00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:09,083
And this really does not have
to be weird.

1445
00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:10,292
- No.

1446
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:12,125
It doesn't.

1447
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,792
I honestly don't think
I'm gonna be able to fall asleep.

1448
00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:25,625
Like, my mind is racing
from this whole CalArts thing.

1449
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,583
- You're really lucky your mom is
so supportive of you being--

1450
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:29,292
- Gay.

1451
00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:31,542
- No. I'm gonna say an artist.

1452
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,917
- Oh.
- I do. Yeah.

1453
00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:37,583
I feel like I would never pursue
something like that.

1454
00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:39,458
- Because of your parents?

1455
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,750
- Like... to them,

1456
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,292
everything artistic is a risk.

1457
00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:49,583
Which I, I guess I get.

1458
00:56:50,750 --> 00:56:52,458
- What did they say
when you came out?

1459
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,333
- When I told my mom I was bi,

1460
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,083
she didn't really say anything.

1461
00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,167
But when Gabby came out,

1462
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:02,125
she made it pretty impossible
to ignore.

1463
00:57:03,625 --> 00:57:07,458
She did it at her 14th birthday party.
Like, at the party.

1464
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,750
- Oh wow.
- Yeah.

1465
00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,875
I think my abuela was gonna puke.

1466
00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:15,667
- Is it hard having a twin?

1467
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:19,083
- I mean, I love her,

1468
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:22,917
and we have this
really special, cool bond.

1469
00:57:23,542 --> 00:57:25,833
But Gabby's also
painfully charming,

1470
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,458
and everyone's obsessed
with her.

1471
00:57:31,083 --> 00:57:31,917
[sighs]

1472
00:57:31,917 --> 00:57:34,583
It's just an impossible comparison
to live up to, you know.

1473
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:41,292
That was a lot. I don't know
why I told you all that.

1474
00:57:41,292 --> 00:57:42,292
- It wasn't a lot.

1475
00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:44,208
I'm glad you told me.

1476
00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:46,875
- But what about you?

1477
00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:49,958
Is it hard growing up with just your mom?

1478
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:54,333
- Mm, sometimes, but not really.

1479
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,042
I just love her so much.

1480
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,583
Mm, she's like my best friend.

1481
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,583
- Aw.
- Don't tell her that though.

1482
00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,167
She wants it too much.

1483
00:58:07,542 --> 00:58:09,667
One day, she just decided
she wanted a kid,

1484
00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:13,625
so she got some sperm
and she did it herself.

1485
00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,292
- That's pretty badass.

1486
00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:21,792
Now I know where you get
your confidence from.

1487
00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:23,500
- What are you talking about?

1488
00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:28,500
You're the one who has the whole
quiet confident thing going on.

1489
00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:31,958
Nobody ever knows
what you're thinking,

1490
00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:34,875
including me.

1491
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,167
- Hey.

1492
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,083
I'm working on it.

1493
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:43,083
♪

1494
00:58:43,083 --> 00:58:47,292
♪

1495
00:58:47,292 --> 00:58:51,917
♪

1496
00:58:51,917 --> 00:58:55,958
♪

1497
00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,958
♪

1498
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:04,000
♪

1499
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:07,625
- We should--

1500
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:10,250
- Yeah, you're right, we should
probably get some sleep.

1501
00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,917
- Yeah. Yeah.

1502
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,292
- Okay.

1503
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,333
Good night, Paige.

1504
00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:37,500
- Night, AJ.

1505
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:40,792
♪ Girl in Red's
Watch You Sleep playing ♪

1506
00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:41,917
♪ The morning sun ♪

1507
00:59:43,167 --> 00:59:45,750
♪ Shines on your skin ♪

1508
00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,708
♪ 'Cause your white curtains ♪

1509
00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:53,042
♪ They are paper-thin ♪

1510
00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:56,750
♪ Windows open ♪

1511
00:59:57,792 --> 01:00:00,500
♪ I can feel the breeze ♪

1512
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:03,917
♪ But we're safe here ♪

1513
01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:07,833
♪ Under the sheets ♪

1514
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:13,000
♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪

1515
01:00:13,542 --> 01:00:16,708
♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪

1516
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:20,292
♪ And listen to you breathe ♪

1517
01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:22,292
♪ Ooh, oh ♪

1518
01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:26,125
♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪

1519
01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:27,208
[door closes]

1520
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,042
♪ I'll watch you sleep ♪

1521
01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:35,458
GABBY:
I've asked you nicely.

1522
01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:37,875
All I wanted was
some Cheetos.

1523
01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:42,458
Hey, give me my food!

1524
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:46,417
- Hey.

1525
01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:47,792
- Hey!

1526
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,708
Oh my god, thank god you're here.

1527
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,875
- Gabby, drunk Gabby.

1528
01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:55,708
- The stupid vending machine
won't give me my food.

1529
01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,333
- I got you.

1530
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,458
[clears throat]
- Wow.

1531
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,458
I'm telling you, listen,

1532
01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:05,458
I've tried this
so many times tonight,

1533
01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:06,917
and it has not happened.

1534
01:01:06,917 --> 01:01:08,292
I mean, I don't know--

1535
01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,000
Oh.

1536
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,875
Food!

1537
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,708
Thank you.

1538
01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:16,458
It's so crazy.

1539
01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,208
- I'm gonna walk you
to your room, okay.

1540
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,042
- If you wanna walk me back
to my room, Paige,

1541
01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:21,083
then that's what we're gonna do.

1542
01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:23,292
- I'm gonna do that.
- Alright.

1543
01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:25,583
Remember,

1544
01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,000
remember when I told you
that me and Aya broke up?

1545
01:01:28,708 --> 01:01:29,333
- Yeah.

1546
01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:33,333
- Well, it actually turns out
that they broke up with me.

1547
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,000
No one knows that though.

1548
01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:39,292
Gabby Campos got dumped.

1549
01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,625
Shh.

1550
01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:44,917
- Are you okay?

1551
01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:49,042
- Um, yeah, I am--

1552
01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,958
I'm not.

1553
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,667
You're good at making me
feel better though.

1554
01:01:56,792 --> 01:01:59,917
- I can't, I can't,
I can't. I'm sorry.

1555
01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:01,458
- Why don't you want to kiss me?

1556
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,250
Why does no one want
to kiss me?

1557
01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:08,000
- I'm sorry, I just have
a crush on somebody else.

1558
01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,208
- Story of my life,
am I right?

1559
01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:14,792
[beeping]

1560
01:02:14,792 --> 01:02:16,208
[rattling]

1561
01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:17,833
- Gabby?

1562
01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:23,875
It's a froyo loyalty card.

1563
01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:26,583
- Yeah,

1564
01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:30,458
that it is.

1565
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,250
See ya later, alligator.

1566
01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,333
- Good night.

1567
01:02:37,083 --> 01:02:41,250
♪

1568
01:02:41,250 --> 01:02:45,250
♪

1569
01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:49,250
♪

1570
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:53,250
♪

1571
01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:56,042
♪

1572
01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,458
AJ, are you awake?

1573
01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:03,333
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

1574
01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:05,917
ANNOUNCER 1: [on mic] Well, friends,
it doesn't get any bigger than this.

1575
01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:09,417
We're here at the historic
Central Square Track and Field,

1576
01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:11,500
and we've got a big one today.

1577
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,583
And this is the stuff
dreams are made of,

1578
01:03:13,583 --> 01:03:16,250
but also nightmares
if you're not in the top three.

1579
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,917
- It goes by so fast,
like childhood.

1580
01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:20,958
I just hope that everybody takes
every moment in

1581
01:03:21,458 --> 01:03:23,042
and makes it special.

1582
01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:25,375
- Now some would say
there are no losers here today.

1583
01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:26,333
Is that true?
- No.

1584
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,792
- Fantastic.

1585
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:30,458
- The polls say
you're two points behind.

1586
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:31,583
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

1587
01:03:31,583 --> 01:03:32,375
-I wouldn't trust the polls,

1588
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:33,875
especially when they're run
by two freshmen

1589
01:03:33,875 --> 01:03:34,750
who have crushes on you.

1590
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,542
- Okay, Todd and Harry did
the best they can

1591
01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:37,500
with the resources they have.

1592
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,833
- Mm-hmm, yeah?
"The best they can?"

1593
01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:40,208
Are they?
Are they really?

1594
01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:41,333
- Guys, emergency.

1595
01:03:41,708 --> 01:03:42,875
Have you guys seen AJ?

1596
01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,542
I tried to sit next to her on the bus,
but then Coach cornered me

1597
01:03:44,542 --> 01:03:45,792
to talk about my mom's food preferences.

1598
01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:46,542
- No, why?

1599
01:03:46,542 --> 01:03:47,917
You have that anxious-sweating

1600
01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:49,333
through-your-clinical-strength
deodorant look in your eye.

1601
01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:50,500
- AJ and I kissed last night.

1602
01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:51,667
- Shut up!
- What?

1603
01:03:51,667 --> 01:03:53,542
- And then Gabby tried
to kiss me, again.

1604
01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:54,583
- Oh my god.
- Oh no.

1605
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,458
- And I'm freaking out because AJ thinks

1606
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:58,250
it was both of our first kisses,
but it wasn't.

1607
01:03:58,250 --> 01:04:00,625
My first kiss was with Gabby,
and I don't know what to do

1608
01:04:00,625 --> 01:04:02,958
because I actually like AJ.

1609
01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:03,833
- No shit.

1610
01:04:03,833 --> 01:04:04,542
- Dillon,

1611
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:08,250
our kiss was really real.

1612
01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:10,958
You know what I'm saying?
It was really good.

1613
01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,042
- Okay, uh, Paige,
take, take a deep breath

1614
01:04:13,042 --> 01:04:14,958
'cause you can't have
an orgasm on the field.

1615
01:04:14,958 --> 01:04:16,417
- I just don't know what to do.

1616
01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:18,000
I don't want her to think
that it didn't matter.

1617
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,625
And I don't want her think
that I like her sister, I don't.

1618
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,917
I don't want her to hate me.

1619
01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:24,792
We were talking all night,
and I really don't want her to hate me.

1620
01:04:26,042 --> 01:04:28,167
ANNOUNCER 1: [over speaker]
Four by 100 relay teams,

1621
01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:29,667
please report to the starting line!

1622
01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:30,750
- What am I gonna do?

1623
01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:33,375
- Um, okay, well, first of all,

1624
01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:35,167
you're gonna run the race

1625
01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,042
and hopefully
you won't trip and fall,

1626
01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,917
and then we can figure out
what to say to AJ.

1627
01:04:38,917 --> 01:04:41,542
- I feel like I'm gonna shit my pants
like that marathon runner did.

1628
01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:42,458
- Shit your pants?

1629
01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:43,750
Please shit your pants,
that would be hilarious.

1630
01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:46,125
- No, please don't shit your pants.
It's gonna slow us down.

1631
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,792
- True, maybe don't shit your pants.

1632
01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:49,292
- And that's it for the javelin.

1633
01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:51,208
We're getting that young athlete
carted off the field.

1634
01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:52,208
I'm sure they'll be okay.

1635
01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:55,167
They're doing amazing things now
with blood platelet therapy.

1636
01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:57,708
And now we're on to the big one,

1637
01:04:57,708 --> 01:04:59,375
the granddaddy of them all,

1638
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:01,375
the fastest 50 seconds
in sport,

1639
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,583
the four by 100 meter relay.

1640
01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:06,500
[over speakers] Trigger warning,
there will be a gunshot to start,

1641
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,250
but it's fake.

1642
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:09,708
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

1643
01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:11,167
ANNOUNCER 1:
Runners, take your mark.

1644
01:05:11,167 --> 01:05:14,625
♪ Tell me that I'm yummy
when I'm driving in your car ♪

1645
01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:18,083
♪ T-t-tell me that you love me
when we cruise the boulevard ♪

1646
01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:20,417
♪ Baby, tell me
that you like my style ♪

1647
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,792
♪ Make you moan real loud ♪

1648
01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:22,958
♪ Yeah, yeah, you're my queen ♪

1649
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:25,875
♪ But daddy be-be wearing
the crown, uh ♪

1650
01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:27,292
♪ We sit at the king's table ♪

1651
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:29,167
♪ The courts we assembled
are disabled ♪

1652
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,875
- How would you approach
a baton handoff?

1653
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:32,833
- I'd go like this.

1654
01:05:33,667 --> 01:05:35,167
Okay, ready? Grab.

1655
01:05:35,667 --> 01:05:36,542
So I don't look.

1656
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:38,417
I'll do it again.
- Ah, incredible.

1657
01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:40,833
Incredible.
And our hands did not touch.

1658
01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:42,042
- Oh, but you have to do it backwards.

1659
01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,750
Just picture this, but backwards.
- Okay.

1660
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:46,667
[crowd cheering]

1661
01:05:48,417 --> 01:05:49,375
ANNOUNCER 1:
On your mark!

1662
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,375
Get set.

1663
01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:54,583
[gunshot]

1664
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:58,792
[crowd cheering]

1665
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:03,583
GIRL:
Go, Gabby!

1666
01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:06,083
Go, go, go!

1667
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:11,500
- Here we are with
the second leg of the race

1668
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,917
and for Miller High,
this is Gabriela Campos.

1669
01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,375
She's one of the captains.

1670
01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,250
- Look at 'em go, wow.

1671
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,542
She's really, she's just,
she's just doing a lot of this.

1672
01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:21,333
- She's doing tons of this.

1673
01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:24,708
This is gonna be a crucial handoff here
to newcomer Paige Evans.

1674
01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:26,833
And they get it done!
And now Paige Evans is off.

1675
01:06:26,833 --> 01:06:28,250
♪ Oh, I don't wanna let it go ♪

1676
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:30,125
♪ Kick, kick,
kick it on the floor ♪

1677
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,292
♪ Pick it up
and do some more, more ♪

1678
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:35,458
♪ Oh, yeah,
we're never gonna stop ♪

1679
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:37,417
♪ Find the rhythm, make it pop ♪

1680
01:06:37,417 --> 01:06:39,833
♪ Oh, oh, oh oh ♪

1681
01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:42,167
♪ Monetary things might gleam,
but the sun makes the beams ♪

1682
01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:44,000
♪ And we are human beings
and yeah, that's an animal ♪

1683
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
♪ Lion on the plain
but call us the cannibal ♪

1684
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,042
♪ And it's terrible ♪

1685
01:06:47,042 --> 01:06:49,667
♪ How we let ourselves
get played on like an Atari ♪

1686
01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:52,583
♪ I'm not sorry 'cause my heart beats
for tomorrow's love ♪

1687
01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:53,833
♪ Not, not tomorrow's blood ♪

1688
01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:56,500
ANNOUNCER 1: Now look at Miller High,
they are neck and neck.

1689
01:06:56,500 --> 01:07:00,708
An absolute surprise.
Oh, the humanity of it all.

1690
01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,875
Incredible.
Linklater close behind.

1691
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:04,167
Now ahead, going in the lead.

1692
01:07:04,167 --> 01:07:05,708
Miller High--

1693
01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:09,625
Miller High second place!

1694
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:12,125
[group cheering]

1695
01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,583
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

1696
01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:17,375
♪

1697
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,875
♪

1698
01:07:19,875 --> 01:07:23,875
♪

1699
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,542
- Second place!

1700
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,375
- Hey, can I talk to you
about last night?

1701
01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:30,708
- What about last night?

1702
01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:32,292
What happened last night?

1703
01:07:32,292 --> 01:07:34,417
- My drunk ass tried
to kiss Paige.

1704
01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,875
I'm sorry,
I should have asked

1705
01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:38,833
and not just assumed
because we kissed before,

1706
01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:41,667
but honestly I should probably apologize
for that kiss too.

1707
01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:43,208
I clearly don't deal
with breakups well.

1708
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,250
- You all know about this?

1709
01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:48,292
- It's really not what--

1710
01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:49,042
- No, it's fine.

1711
01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:50,042
You don't have
to explain yourself.

1712
01:07:50,042 --> 01:07:51,542
- AJ, can we please talk?

1713
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:53,125
- No, it's fine.

1714
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875
It was just a kiss, right?

1715
01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:58,292
And actually, I should be
apologizing to you.

1716
01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:02,208
I'm KingPun, so we're even.

1717
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,458
- What?
- Oh shit.

1718
01:08:04,417 --> 01:08:05,458
- You guys like each other?

1719
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,000
- Gab, really, keep up please.

1720
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,708
- [sighs] Shit.

1721
01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,083
AJ, wait!

1722
01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:13,958
- No, Paige, Paige,
Paige, Paige, Paige.

1723
01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:15,708
Give them a moment, okay.

1724
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:17,167
It's okay.

1725
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:18,750
It's okay. It's okay.

1726
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:23,625
♪

1727
01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:24,625
- AJ, wait.

1728
01:08:24,625 --> 01:08:25,917
- Leave me alone, Gabby.

1729
01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:26,958
- Wait.

1730
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,792
I didn't know you liked her, okay.

1731
01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,167
I never would've kissed her if I did.

1732
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,542
- Yeah, I know,
but this always happens.

1733
01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,625
Every time I try
to make new friends

1734
01:08:34,625 --> 01:08:35,875
or just do my own thing,

1735
01:08:36,292 --> 01:08:37,792
people always think
of you first.

1736
01:08:37,792 --> 01:08:38,875
- I'm sorry.

1737
01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:41,583
- God, I was so stupid for thinking
this time was different.

1738
01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,917
- AJ, you're not stupid.

1739
01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:45,042
Paige isn't even into me.

1740
01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,750
She said she likes someone else,
I'm guessing you.

1741
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,125
- She never told me that.

1742
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,583
- Just like you didn't tell me
you were KingPun.

1743
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,417
I mean, what is going on with you?
Why wouldn't you tell me that?

1744
01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,917
- Because Mom and Dad would kill me
if they found out I was spending time

1745
01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:58,000
on literally anything
other than school or track,

1746
01:08:58,417 --> 01:09:00,000
let alone defacing the school.

1747
01:09:00,458 --> 01:09:02,542
- But it's me, AJ.

1748
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,208
- I know.

1749
01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:10,292
But everything I do is always
overshadowed by you, Gabs.

1750
01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,250
I needed something that was mine.

1751
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,708
- How am I supposed to help you
if you don't tell me anything?

1752
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,417
- Help me with what,
Mom and Dad?

1753
01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,417
- They're hard on me too,
you know.

1754
01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:21,917
- Oh, now this is about you, great.

1755
01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:22,833
- I'm sorry.

1756
01:09:23,917 --> 01:09:25,042
I didn't mean it.

1757
01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:26,917
- Listen, I will be fine.

1758
01:09:27,792 --> 01:09:30,125
Just let second place
feel like last today, okay.

1759
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,000
ANGIE:
Wow,

1760
01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:37,708
AJ is KingPun.

1761
01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,208
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

1762
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,542
I did not see that coming.

1763
01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:43,208
- Neither did I.

1764
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,292
Thank you for getting me
my favorite, by the way.

1765
01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:48,458
- You're welcome.

1766
01:09:48,458 --> 01:09:51,292
I mean, I got it for both
of us, so I-- well, okay.

1767
01:09:52,917 --> 01:09:54,542
Um,

1768
01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:57,917
so, I hate to bring this up,

1769
01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:00,708
but it's almost the end of the semester

1770
01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,917
and I was kind of a-wonderin'

1771
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:08,000
what you were planning to do
about the whole suspension thing.

1772
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,667
- Mm, I have no clue.

1773
01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:10,750
- Mm-hmm.

1774
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,708
- I don't want to give AJ away
because her dad would be really upset,

1775
01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,750
but I also don't want to ruin
this whole CalArts thing.

1776
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,292
- Yeah, I get it.

1777
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,875
- Everything is falling apart.

1778
01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:24,917
She won't speak to me.

1779
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,792
She ignored me
the whole time on the bus,

1780
01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,750
and she doesn't answer
any of my texts.

1781
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:33,417
So... how am I supposed
to draw my happiest moment

1782
01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:35,292
when I'm the most depressed
I've ever been?

1783
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,167
- Well, stop wondering

1784
01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:40,458
how you could have done
things differently, you know.

1785
01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:43,708
I mean, sometimes you just have
to let your feelings guide you.

1786
01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,083
That's all you can really do.

1787
01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:48,250
And then sometimes
your head and your heart

1788
01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:51,167
end up duking it out.

1789
01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:54,792
- Well, those two things
aren't really working right now, are they?

1790
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:57,458
- She's gonna come around.
You've just got to give her some time.

1791
01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,042
That's the way this works.

1792
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,125
- You didn't see
the look on her face, Mom.

1793
01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:04,583
- I know. I didn't, but

1794
01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:07,458
I've been AJ.

1795
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:08,167
Okay.

1796
01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:12,042
I've been you, I've been Gabby.

1797
01:11:12,042 --> 01:11:13,042
You break hearts,

1798
01:11:13,042 --> 01:11:16,167
you get your heart broken,
and everything in between.

1799
01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,208
That's just how it works.

1800
01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:22,333
Be cool. And I think eventually
AJ will hear what you're saying.

1801
01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:24,875
- Having feelings is evil.

1802
01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:26,583
- It's the worst.

1803
01:11:27,708 --> 01:11:29,375
No feelings would be better,

1804
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:31,417
but that's just not the way it is.

1805
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,833
I do have one more
really important question though.

1806
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:36,000
- What's up?

1807
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,083
- How does Coach Murray look?

1808
01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:40,417
- Oh.
- Like, seriously, level with me.

1809
01:11:40,417 --> 01:11:43,625
Tell me everything.
I want all the details.

1810
01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:46,458
DILLON: What do you mean you think
only five people are gonna vote?

1811
01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:49,000
STACEY:
Hi, Gabby.

1812
01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:52,000
BOY:
Huh. I'm telling you--

1813
01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:54,625
♪ McClenny & St. Panther's
Kerosene playing ♪

1814
01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,167
♪ Got no ♪

1815
01:11:57,375 --> 01:12:01,125
♪ Nowhere else to hide
in the deep ♪

1816
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:07,167
♪ Got no ♪

1817
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:12,417
♪ No one else to find
for the scheme ♪

1818
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:22,917
♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪

1819
01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:27,167
♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪

1820
01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:30,000
- Jesus.

1821
01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,833
♪ But you led us to it ♪

1822
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,875
♪ Take a seat ♪

1823
01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:35,833
♪ Hey ♪

1824
01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,542
♪ For the team ♪

1825
01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:38,500
♪ Hey ♪

1826
01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:42,083
♪ It's all numbing us ♪

1827
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,333
♪ But only you were caught moving ♪

1828
01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:46,125
♪ Kerosene ♪

1829
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,125
[toilet flushing]

1830
01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:48,542
♪ Kerosene ♪

1831
01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:52,667
♪

1832
01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:56,500
♪

1833
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,333
♪

1834
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,833
♪

1835
01:13:01,833 --> 01:13:02,625
♪ Got your ♪

1836
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:08,458
♪ Hands into the fire
by the greed ♪

1837
01:13:13,042 --> 01:13:17,917
♪ Got nobody to deny ♪

1838
01:13:17,917 --> 01:13:19,375
♪ What they seen ♪

1839
01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:30,208
♪ Nothing, nothing, nothing ♪

1840
01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:34,208
♪ Nothing that rise won't fall ♪

1841
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,833
♪ It's on all of us ♪

1842
01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:40,333
♪ But you led us to it ♪

1843
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,750
♪ Take a seat ♪

1844
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,042
♪ Hey ♪

1845
01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,875
♪ For the team ♪

1846
01:13:44,875 --> 01:13:45,583
♪ Hey ♪

1847
01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:48,042
♪ Now we don't know
how to behave ♪

1848
01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:49,458
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1849
01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:53,500
♪ Had my fingers up, screaming,
fuck what you say ♪

1850
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,250
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1851
01:13:56,125 --> 01:13:59,208
♪ Start the hold world over,
Earth replay ♪

1852
01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:00,833
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1853
01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:05,042
♪ Tossing, turning every night,
I wanna feel safe ♪

1854
01:14:05,042 --> 01:14:06,458
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1855
01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:09,375
♪ In a room
full of kerosene ♪

1856
01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,292
♪ It's on all of us ♪

1857
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:13,917
♪ But you led us to it ♪

1858
01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:15,542
♪ Take a seat ♪

1859
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,375
♪ For the team ♪

1860
01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,667
♪ It's on all of us ♪

1861
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,208
♪ But you led us to it ♪

1862
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:26,958
♪ Take a seat ♪

1863
01:14:26,958 --> 01:14:28,000
♪ Hey ♪

1864
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,750
♪ For the team ♪

1865
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:30,833
♪ Hey ♪

1866
01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:33,750
♪ It's all numbing us ♪

1867
01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,250
GIRL:
Just drop it in your class box.

1868
01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,792
- Thank you.
GIRL: Yep, you got it.

1869
01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:42,333
[indiscernible chatter]

1870
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:45,375
[sighs]

1871
01:14:48,542 --> 01:14:50,917
- [whispering] I'm sorry, I just,
I really need to--

1872
01:14:50,917 --> 01:14:52,000
I know this is rude.

1873
01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,750
Um,

1874
01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:56,042
[clears throat]

1875
01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:59,083
Sorry, I, I dropped something
up there,

1876
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,500
so I have to go ahead of you.

1877
01:15:02,292 --> 01:15:03,583
Sorry, I'm gonna...

1878
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,958
Hi.
- What are you doing?

1879
01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,042
- Are you just going
to ignore me forever?

1880
01:15:08,042 --> 01:15:09,292
- It's been three days.

1881
01:15:09,292 --> 01:15:12,167
- Well, each one of them
has felt like daylight savings.

1882
01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:14,500
- That would make them
an hour shorter.

1883
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:17,333
- Well, I told you, I don't know
the metric system.

1884
01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:19,292
- I know you were forced
to hang out with me on track,

1885
01:15:19,292 --> 01:15:20,875
but then you used me
to get to my sister,

1886
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:23,542
to hide from Chantal,
and to figure out who KingPun was.

1887
01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:24,917
- Which you could have
told me about by the way.

1888
01:15:24,917 --> 01:15:26,167
- Oh, because you were
so honest?

1889
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:28,792
- Okay, I deserved that.

1890
01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,292
It's not like you told
the truth though, either.

1891
01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:32,458
- Well, I wanted to tell you.

1892
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,208
- You know, there are other places
you can go to make out, right?

1893
01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:36,792
- That's really not
what we're doing.

1894
01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:40,167
I wanted to tell you about KingPun,
that I was KingPun.

1895
01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:42,333
I wanted to tell you
how I felt,

1896
01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:44,750
how I think about you
all the time.

1897
01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,667
How when you look at me,

1898
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:49,083
I feel like my heart is
literally beating in my ears.

1899
01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,250
And when you get flustered,
I get flustered

1900
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,458
'cause I think it's the stupidest,
cutest thing I've ever seen.

1901
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:55,833
But maybe this is why
I didn't tell you,

1902
01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:58,167
because I knew it was
too good to be true.

1903
01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:01,708
You don't get to choose who you fall for.
Believe me, I get it.

1904
01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,250
- AJ, look at me.

1905
01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:06,667
I like you.

1906
01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:08,875
- I don't want to be runner-up.

1907
01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:17,500
DILLON: Why does
the vote for Dillon hashtag

1908
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,167
only have two posts,
and they're both from me?

1909
01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:21,167
- She hasn't posted
in 12 hours, is that weird?

1910
01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:22,208
That feels really weird.

1911
01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,875
- Uh, do you care
because it's KingPun,

1912
01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:25,750
or do you care because it's AJ
and it's driving you nuts

1913
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,875
not knowing what she's thinking?

1914
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,917
- I'm not answering that.

1915
01:16:29,542 --> 01:16:32,208
Listen, I just know how much trouble
AJ will be in if I tell on her.

1916
01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:33,458
I don't know what to do.

1917
01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:35,375
- Fleeing is always an option.

1918
01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,667
- You're gonna be
a great president, Stacey.

1919
01:16:38,208 --> 01:16:39,250
- Thank you.

1920
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,708
- Wait, you didn't vote for me?

1921
01:16:42,250 --> 01:16:44,083
GABBY:
Here are me and AJ's uniforms.

1922
01:16:44,083 --> 01:16:45,875
- Thank you, Gabby.
Just put it in there.

1923
01:16:47,292 --> 01:16:49,875
- Hey, this had hot Cheetos dust
on it when I got it.

1924
01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:50,667
Really weird.

1925
01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:54,750
- Oh, Paige.

1926
01:16:55,292 --> 01:16:58,000
Principal Collins would like
to see you in her office.

1927
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,083
- I know.

1928
01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:00,500
- And, um,

1929
01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:05,417
tell your mom I said... hi.

1930
01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:06,417
- I will not.

1931
01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:12,958
Okay, let's just get this over with.

1932
01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:16,292
I'm KingPun.
There, I said it, okay.

1933
01:17:16,292 --> 01:17:18,667
I accept whatever consequences
you determine for me,

1934
01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:19,875
and I'll face them.

1935
01:17:19,875 --> 01:17:21,708
- Wait, let me get this straight.

1936
01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:23,250
You are also KingPun?

1937
01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:24,083
- Yes.

1938
01:17:24,083 --> 01:17:26,458
- Okay, I'm KingPun,
we're all KingPun.

1939
01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:27,750
In fact, I'm QueenPun.

1940
01:17:27,750 --> 01:17:29,542
- Huh?
- Is it root vegetable season?

1941
01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:31,375
Because it's turn up time, see?

1942
01:17:31,375 --> 01:17:33,625
- No, I-I'm KingPun.

1943
01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,083
- We know you're not KingPun, okay.

1944
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,583
AJ Campos came in
about an hour ago,

1945
01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,167
and she confessed to everything.
- Wait, what?

1946
01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:39,708
- Do you want to get suspended too?

1947
01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:42,625
I'm just curious, 'cause it feels like
you wanna get suspended.

1948
01:17:42,625 --> 01:17:44,708
And I don't know about you, but I'm
not trying to do double the paperwork.

1949
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:45,792
I got things to do.

1950
01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:47,167
- Wait, suspension?

1951
01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:48,708
You, you suspended her?

1952
01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:50,375
- Yes, I suspended her.

1953
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,333
She came in and gave me
all the evidence I needed,

1954
01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:54,375
and she's allowed back
into school next semester.

1955
01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:55,917
- Next semester?

1956
01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,958
- Do you understand
how space and time works?

1957
01:17:57,958 --> 01:18:00,208
Oh god,
this semester ends this week.

1958
01:18:00,583 --> 01:18:01,542
Why are you still here?

1959
01:18:01,542 --> 01:18:03,042
I have things to do,

1960
01:18:03,042 --> 01:18:04,917
wenches to boss

1961
01:18:04,917 --> 01:18:06,458
and turkey legs to motorboat

1962
01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:07,875
and history to write.

1963
01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,375
- Okay, I'll leave.

1964
01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:11,417
- Well, do you wanna help me
with the corset?

1965
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,250
'Cause it's,

1966
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,833
it is like a whole
panic room on my back.

1967
01:18:16,833 --> 01:18:19,708
[students chattering]

1968
01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,708
♪ soft music playing ♪

1969
01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:25,625
♪

1970
01:18:25,625 --> 01:18:28,708
♪

1971
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,208
- Like, I want to win, but I just,
like, I don't want to see you lose.

1972
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,000
- I'm gonna win, babe.
- I don't know if you are.

1973
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:34,875
- I think I will.

1974
01:18:34,875 --> 01:18:35,625
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

1975
01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,958
- You think you will win?
- I know I'm gonna win.

1976
01:18:36,958 --> 01:18:37,792
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

1977
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,375
- Tell me again.
- I'm gonna win.

1978
01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:40,458
- I'm gonna fucking win.

1979
01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:42,458
- I need your help.

1980
01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:43,542
Stacey, I need you
to call Gabby.

1981
01:18:43,917 --> 01:18:44,833
- Ugh.

1982
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,625
- Are you serious?

1983
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,083
She's relapsing.

1984
01:18:48,083 --> 01:18:49,167
- It's the opposite actually.

1985
01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:50,375
I'll fill you guys in
while we work.

1986
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,125
We should go.

1987
01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:53,333
STACEY:
Work on what?

1988
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:55,125
Paige!
- Paige.

1989
01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:58,250
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

1990
01:18:58,250 --> 01:19:02,250
♪

1991
01:19:02,250 --> 01:19:05,750
♪

1992
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:09,208
♪

1993
01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:11,458
♪

1994
01:19:11,458 --> 01:19:12,458
AJ:
What are we doing?

1995
01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:13,583
You know I can't be here
right now.

1996
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:14,708
GABBY:
This won't take long.

1997
01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:18,500
AJ:
Jesus Christ!

1998
01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:19,792
What the hell are you doing?

1999
01:19:19,792 --> 01:19:20,792
Put that away!

2000
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:24,667
Gabs, stop!

2001
01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:28,208
Are you just trying
to get me expelled at this point?

2002
01:19:28,917 --> 01:19:30,500
- Listen, I know you're still upset.

2003
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,875
- Yeah, more so now.

2004
01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,458
- But I will always have
your back, okay.

2005
01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:34,875
If you're going down,
I'm going down with you.

2006
01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,917
- Okay, yeah,
I appreciate the gesture,

2007
01:19:36,917 --> 01:19:38,333
but this is not gonna help me at all.

2008
01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,958
In fact, I think it's gonna get me
in more trouble.

2009
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:43,167
Also, what the hell is it?

2010
01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:46,333
- Isn't it obvious?

2011
01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:49,250
- No, I feel like I'm playing Pictionary
with an infant.

2012
01:19:49,917 --> 01:19:51,167
- It's supposed to be an arrow.

2013
01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:52,875
You were supposed to follow it.

2014
01:19:53,417 --> 01:19:54,208
- What?

2015
01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:57,750
- Listen, I love you, okay,
even when we fight.

2016
01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:01,792
And you're a fucking incredible artist
and an amazing person.

2017
01:20:01,792 --> 01:20:03,333
You deserve to win, AJ.

2018
01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:05,708
- Alright, I do appreciate that.

2019
01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:07,875
- So please,
follow my shitty arrow.

2020
01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:10,375
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

2021
01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:12,500
♪

2022
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:15,417
♪

2023
01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:18,042
♪

2024
01:20:18,042 --> 01:20:21,000
♪ When we met
I worried that ♪

2025
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,583
♪ You and me spark too easy ♪

2026
01:20:29,167 --> 01:20:31,750
♪ Dig me in with your grief ♪

2027
01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:35,042
♪ We grew into something heavy ♪

2028
01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:42,667
♪ It's been a while, we lost touch ♪

2029
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,458
♪ I feel like a stranger ♪

2030
01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:47,750
♪ I ran out on your love ♪

2031
01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:50,792
♪ I'm hoping you don't blame me ♪

2032
01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:54,583
♪ I change like the seasons ♪

2033
01:20:56,292 --> 01:20:58,000
COLLINS:
Good afternoon, everybody.

2034
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,083
Uh, just a quick reminder,
there's about 50 spots open

2035
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,833
for the Annual Renaissance Fair.

2036
01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,333
So if you'd like to sign up,

2037
01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:06,958
you could still do that in my office.

2038
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:09,625
Moving on to the real reason
we're here today,

2039
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,750
the election results.

2040
01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:14,375
And a quick thank you
to your peers here on stage

2041
01:21:14,375 --> 01:21:17,250
who have worked so hard
to earn your vote

2042
01:21:17,250 --> 01:21:20,250
to become the next
student body president.

2043
01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:22,917
And out of the two,
I have no idea who it could be.

2044
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,875
It's such a close race

2045
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,417
between the both of them.

2046
01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:29,458
Without further ado,

2047
01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:31,542
your next president is

2048
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,125
Stacey Clark!

2049
01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:36,417
[crowd cheering]

2050
01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:37,833
- Madam President.

2051
01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:38,667
- First Gentleman.

2052
01:21:38,667 --> 01:21:39,583
[indiscernible]

2053
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,708
[crowd cheering]

2054
01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:43,042
- Go, Stacey!

2055
01:21:43,042 --> 01:21:46,000
[whooping]

2056
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:51,750
- I am so honored to be
your new student body president.

2057
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:52,958
As many of you may know,

2058
01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:55,250
I've worked tirelessly
to make this dream happen.

2059
01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:57,083
And I wanna give
a huge shout-out

2060
01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,542
to everybody who's helped me
along the way.

2061
01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:00,833
I'm looking at you, Todd and Henry.

2062
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:02,875
BOTH:
Yeah!

2063
01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:04,458
- As promised on my campaign trail,

2064
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:07,583
I will be completely transparent
about all my policies.

2065
01:22:07,958 --> 01:22:10,125
I also will be challenging
the administration

2066
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:11,958
on any issues
I believe merit push back.

2067
01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,375
- Here we go.

2068
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:16,042
- In fact, I'd like
to serve right now

2069
01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:19,500
by introducing you guys
to my very first project,

2070
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,375
the beautification initiative.

2071
01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:24,208
It's about time we took a page
out of KingPun's book

2072
01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:27,708
and filled these school walls
with color and life.

2073
01:22:28,417 --> 01:22:31,708
It's time we reinvested in art,
no matter what the administration says.

2074
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:33,417
- I voted for you, bitch.

2075
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,208
- Therefore,
to launch this initiative,

2076
01:22:36,208 --> 01:22:38,792
I'd like to welcome
a beautiful artist to the stage.

2077
01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:40,417
Paige Evans!

2078
01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:42,792
[students murmuring]

2079
01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,250
[Dillon applauds]

2080
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,667
- Woo!

2081
01:22:45,667 --> 01:22:47,750
You look like a serial killer,
change your eyes.

2082
01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:49,083
- What is she doing?

2083
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:50,333
- Just wait.

2084
01:22:50,333 --> 01:22:53,208
- I can't believe I've become
an accomplice to this.

2085
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,000
- You're gonna be surprised
by a lot of the things

2086
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,083
you do with me.

2087
01:22:57,958 --> 01:23:01,083
I'm mostly talking about sex stuff,
just so you know.

2088
01:23:03,667 --> 01:23:04,708
- Hello.

2089
01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,958
My name is Paige Evans.

2090
01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,625
- Yeah, yeah, Paige!

2091
01:23:14,083 --> 01:23:18,292
- Some of you guys may recognize me
from that party I attended once.

2092
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:20,875
GIRL:
Jesus!

2093
01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:23,208
[Paige clears throat]
- This is terrible.

2094
01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:25,458
Good job.

2095
01:23:27,792 --> 01:23:29,542
- Like KingPun,

2096
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:32,250
um, I too am also
an artist.

2097
01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:37,667
And I believe that art is supposed
to make you feel something.

2098
01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:41,542
KingPun isn't vandalizing
school property.

2099
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,708
Actually breathing life
into this place.

2100
01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:50,667
Have you ever walked into school
and had a bad night

2101
01:23:50,667 --> 01:23:54,500
or had a breakup and saw a mural

2102
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,708
and laughed or smiled?

2103
01:23:57,208 --> 01:23:58,417
[scattered applause]

2104
01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:01,708
Yes. So exactly.

2105
01:24:03,417 --> 01:24:07,375
I don't, I don't think that KingPun has
to be punished for that.

2106
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,958
[applause]
BOY: Yeah.

2107
01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:12,333
- And as your new
class president, I agree.

2108
01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,542
[audience cheers]
BOY: Yeah!

2109
01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:17,042
- Great, it's a coup.

2110
01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:18,875
- Go.
- What?

2111
01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:20,250
Please, please, please.

2112
01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:23,708
- Hi.

2113
01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:24,958
- Hi.

2114
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,958
- So AJ is KingPun?

2115
01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:29,917
- I just need you to know
that when I'm with you,

2116
01:24:29,917 --> 01:24:31,375
it's not about Gabby,

2117
01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:32,708
it's, it's not about track.

2118
01:24:32,708 --> 01:24:34,083
- Paige, I don't really want--

2119
01:24:34,083 --> 01:24:37,083
- Just let me finish, okay.

2120
01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:38,208
Please.

2121
01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:41,875
- Yeah.

2122
01:24:42,292 --> 01:24:45,583
- I've been really struggling
with this stupid prompt,

2123
01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:48,833
trying to figure out what
my happiest moment feels like.

2124
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:49,917
- Yo, I can't hear anything.

2125
01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,708
Hey, you guys know
what's happening?

2126
01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:55,208
- And I've realized that
it's not just one moment.

2127
01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:57,708
It's every moment
that I've had with you.

2128
01:24:57,708 --> 01:25:01,542
Falling for you has been
the happiest moment of my life.

2129
01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:05,875
And making this has been the easiest thing
I've made all semester.

2130
01:25:07,417 --> 01:25:09,417
[students gasp]

2131
01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:12,708
- Oh my god.

2132
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:15,167
[indiscernible chatter]

2133
01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:17,292
- Wow.

2134
01:25:18,250 --> 01:25:19,083
- I mean,

2135
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,667
it really hasn't been the easiest thing.

2136
01:25:22,667 --> 01:25:25,333
I haven't slept in 24 hours,

2137
01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,333
but you get the idea.

2138
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:31,958
- Can I talk now?

2139
01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:33,833
- Only if it's good.
[AJ chuckles]

2140
01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:39,208
- I'm really sorry
I threw you under the bus

2141
01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:40,333
and then let you take the fall for me.

2142
01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:42,458
It was wrong
and really messed up.

2143
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:45,292
I just wanted to spend
every second I could with you.

2144
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:50,833
And every stupid pun
and mural and drawing

2145
01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:52,958
brought us together.

2146
01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:55,125
So I couldn't stop

2147
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:57,625
'cause I was falling for you too.

2148
01:25:58,917 --> 01:25:59,917
[Paige squeals]

2149
01:25:59,917 --> 01:26:00,833
[both laugh]

2150
01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:03,417
- Okay, that was good.

2151
01:26:04,042 --> 01:26:05,792
- Yo, can y'all speak up?
Man, we can't hear you.

2152
01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:06,417
- Speak up!

2153
01:26:06,417 --> 01:26:07,708
- Shut up, Tim!

2154
01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:10,500
Ahem. Sorry.

2155
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,208
- What do we do?

2156
01:26:12,583 --> 01:26:14,292
- I think if we kiss,
they'll get the idea.

2157
01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:15,000
- Okay.

2158
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,292
[all cheer]

2159
01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,000
- Oh, thank god.

2160
01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:22,917
- Yeah, sister!

2161
01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,333
[cheering continues]

2162
01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,458
- How are we gonna get that
to CalArts?

2163
01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:28,417
- Uh, my mom's got it covered.

2164
01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:32,458
- There's only
15 percent battery left.

2165
01:26:32,458 --> 01:26:33,833
- Oh yeah, I know.

2166
01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,583
I brought the charger
so that we can have a little fun

2167
01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:37,333
with this bad boy
in your office later on.

2168
01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:40,500
And by later on,
I mean in, like, 90 seconds.

2169
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,583
We should go.

2170
01:26:44,667 --> 01:26:45,792
- Thank god this went well.

2171
01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:49,083
Could you imagine if she got you
turning me down on tape?

2172
01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:52,250
- Hello?
- Oh yep, there you are.

2173
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,667
- I was sitting here
the whole time.

2174
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:54,542
Did you not notice?
- No.

2175
01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,542
Why are you smiling?

2176
01:26:56,542 --> 01:26:57,542
- What are you talking about?

2177
01:26:57,542 --> 01:26:59,333
- I know you took some of my hair.

2178
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:01,000
- I know that you're in love with me.

2179
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,792
- Whoa, okay, don't flatter yourself.
You're not my type.

2180
01:27:03,792 --> 01:27:05,292
Two, of course I took your hair.

2181
01:27:05,292 --> 01:27:07,000
How else is a love spell
supposed to work?

2182
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,625
I'm exhausted.

2183
01:27:09,375 --> 01:27:10,167
You're welcome.

2184
01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,375
- She really just called us out.

2185
01:27:13,375 --> 01:27:14,375
COLLINS:
Paige!

2186
01:27:16,208 --> 01:27:19,792
- Okay, I know, I know.
Double the paperwork and I'm sorry.

2187
01:27:19,792 --> 01:27:22,625
And you're gonna have
to suspend us both, so--

2188
01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:24,375
- I'm not suspending
either one of you guys.

2189
01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:25,708
- Really?
- What?

2190
01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:28,000
- Did I stutter?
You guys need to clean your ears.

2191
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,208
No, not suspending anyone.

2192
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:31,917
And the beautification initiative,

2193
01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:34,042
when the board hears about it,
it was me.

2194
01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:36,125
- Okay, that's fine.
- Damn.

2195
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:37,167
- Oh, I'm not done yet.

2196
01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:39,500
You guys are also gonna run
the face painting booth

2197
01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,083
at the RenFaire this year.

2198
01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:42,167
- Anything but that.

2199
01:27:42,167 --> 01:27:43,833
- That's the face I was looking for!

2200
01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:45,625
Looking like a bunch of wenches.

2201
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:46,583
[cackles]

2202
01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:47,833
- She just called us wenches.

2203
01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,042
- Does this mean I have to paint Tim?

2204
01:27:49,042 --> 01:27:50,792
- I think honestly,
we should be thanking her.

2205
01:27:51,208 --> 01:27:52,875
- It's the first day on the job,

2206
01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:54,542
and you already started
a revolution.

2207
01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:55,958
- Would you expect anything less?

2208
01:27:55,958 --> 01:27:57,417
- Time to use those dental dams.

2209
01:27:57,417 --> 01:27:58,833
There's some in your locker.

2210
01:28:00,167 --> 01:28:01,042
- Thank you.

2211
01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:02,875
[clears throat]

2212
01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:06,250
By the way,
that wasn't just a kiss.

2213
01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:08,792
- Yeah, no shit.

2214
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:13,167
PAIGE: The thing about art
is that you can't force it.

2215
01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:14,792
It's a lot like love.

2216
01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:16,667
You should just let it
come to you

2217
01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,667
and not be afraid
to be vulnerable.

2218
01:28:19,542 --> 01:28:22,417
I spent so long
comparing myself to other artists,

2219
01:28:22,417 --> 01:28:24,250
to my peers, to KingPun.

2220
01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:27,583
When I finally stopped
and I started living my life,

2221
01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:28,792
my art caught up with me.

2222
01:28:29,417 --> 01:28:30,792
And you know what?

2223
01:28:30,792 --> 01:28:32,875
It looks pretty damn good from here.

2224
01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:33,792
♪ Jax Anderson's
Bigger Picture playing ♪

2225
01:28:33,792 --> 01:28:35,417
♪ Now that I am out
from undercover ♪

2226
01:28:35,417 --> 01:28:37,250
♪ Seeing all the colors ♪

2227
01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,875
♪ That I feel
because of you ♪

2228
01:28:39,875 --> 01:28:42,500
♪ Now I know that
I don't need to suffer ♪

2229
01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:44,250
♪ Finally got each other ♪

2230
01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:47,000
♪ Deep down,
it was always you ♪

2231
01:28:47,667 --> 01:28:51,208
♪ All the shit
that I went through ♪

2232
01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:54,708
♪ Doesn't matter
'cause of you ♪

2233
01:28:54,708 --> 01:28:58,208
♪ So much
to look forward to ♪

2234
01:28:58,208 --> 01:29:01,750
♪ The big picture
starts with you ♪

2235
01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:05,208
♪ Every time I'm anxious,
you peel back my layers ♪

2236
01:29:05,208 --> 01:29:06,958
♪ Take the tension
off my back ♪

2237
01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:08,708
♪ Take the tension off my back ♪

2238
01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:12,167
♪ I'm not glad it hurts you
when you see me crying ♪

2239
01:29:12,167 --> 01:29:14,708
♪ Every fallen tear you dry ♪

2240
01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:19,708
♪ I fought off all the feelings
for the fear I feel too much ♪

2241
01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:26,875
♪ But you saw straight through
the walls I built up ♪

2242
01:29:28,417 --> 01:29:31,125
♪ Now that I am out
from undercover ♪

2243
01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:32,958
♪ Seeing all the colors ♪

2244
01:29:32,958 --> 01:29:35,625
♪ That I feel
because of you ♪

2245
01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:38,167
♪ Now I know that
I don't need to suffer ♪

2246
01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:39,958
♪ Finally got each other ♪

2247
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:43,417
♪ Deep down,
it was always you ♪

2248
01:29:43,417 --> 01:29:46,917
♪ All the shit
that I went through ♪

2249
01:29:46,917 --> 01:29:50,333
♪ Doesn't matter
'cause of you ♪

2250
01:29:50,333 --> 01:29:53,875
♪ So much
to look forward to ♪

2251
01:29:53,875 --> 01:29:57,375
♪ The big picture
starts with you ♪

2252
01:29:59,292 --> 01:30:05,250
♪ It all starts with you ♪

2253
01:30:06,333 --> 01:30:10,250
♪ It all starts with you ♪

2254
01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:12,958
♪ Now that I am out
from undercover ♪

2255
01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:14,833
♪ Seeing all the colors ♪

2256
01:30:14,833 --> 01:30:17,167
♪ That I feel because of you ♪

2257
01:30:17,167 --> 01:30:20,042
♪ And now I know that
I don't need to suffer ♪

2258
01:30:20,042 --> 01:30:21,750
♪ Finally got each other ♪

2259
01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:24,375
♪ Deep down,
it was always you ♪

2260
01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:28,708
♪ All the shit
that I went through ♪

2261
01:30:28,708 --> 01:30:32,042
♪ Doesn't matter
'cause of you ♪

2262
01:30:32,042 --> 01:30:35,667
♪ So much
to look forward to ♪

2263
01:30:35,667 --> 01:30:39,167
♪ The big picture
starts with you ♪

2264
01:30:41,083 --> 01:30:47,042
♪ It all starts with you ♪

2265
01:30:48,042 --> 01:30:52,375
♪ It all starts with you ♪

2266
01:30:55,000 --> 01:31:01,000
♪ It all starts with you ♪

2267
01:31:01,917 --> 01:31:07,875
♪ It all starts with you ♪

2268
01:31:09,833 --> 01:31:13,500
♪ upbeat music playing ♪

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01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,500
♪