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MAN 1: We are gathered here today

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to witness the marriage
of Hugo Delaney and Katie McConnell.

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I object!

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(indistinct chatters)

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Katie, please don't do this.

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STEFAN: I love you.

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I know I don't understand
everything about you,

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or why you do some of the things
that you do.

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But I want to understand.

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I want to know every secret you have.

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Learn every thought that you have. I...

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I want to spend the rest of my life
next to you,

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taking what the world throws at us,
together.

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(melancholy music playing)

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And I can’t let you
throw your life away like this.

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Katie...

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Come away with me.

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Stefan?

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(melancholy music playing)

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You fucking asshole.

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What are you doing?
You stupid, stupid boy.

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(Katie scoffs)

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Go on, look around you.

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It’s my wedding day.

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What did you think?
That I would just run off with you?

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You know I've tried,

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but I don’t know how to get this
through your thick head!

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Let me try again.

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I don't want you

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in my life!

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-(footsteps approaching)
-(man 2 grunts)

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(theme music playing)

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STEFAN: I just don't understand. I just...

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(amusing music playing)

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I thought it was real.

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(music continues to play)

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I thought she really loved me.

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Yeah, I know. I’m sorry.

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But it could be worse.

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How? How could it be worse?

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-(thuds)
-(indistinct chatters)

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-Stefan. Hi.
-STEFAN: Hi.

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Tell us about your weekend.

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Do I plead The Fifth? There's...

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No. That’s not a thing here,
just answer their questions.

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You were at the wedding of Katie McConnell
and Hugo Delaney, correct?

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Make quite the impressions, don't you?

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I imagine that wasn’t
how you thought it’d go in your head?

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-No.
-Or maybe it was.

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Maybe that’s exactly
what was meant to happen.

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(tense music playing)

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Maybe you’re part of it all.

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Part of what?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Let me see.

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Theft.

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Assault with a deadly weapon.

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Mass poisoning.

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What? Sorry, what are you talking about?

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An assault?

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A poisoning? Okay. I would never...

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Wait, what are you talking about?

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-What are you talking about?
-All right. Let's calm down.

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Look, Stefan, Katie McConnell
hasn’t been seen since last night.

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Her wedding night.

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-METTS: Do you know where she is?
-She’s missing?

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Is she all right?

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Let’s go back to the beginning.

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How long have you known Katie McConnell?

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It was the start of the summer.

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At another wedding.

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Oh, another bloody wedding, was it?

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Yeah, Well, we've had loads this summer.
It’s the wedding season.

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Oh, wedding season, is it, Mr. Popular?

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Well, I’ve been to three weddings
in my life,

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and two of them were my own.

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All right. This was Saturday,
May 9th, Stefan?

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It's the wedding of Rory Campbell
and Yuna Seok.

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Three months before Katie’s wedding,
you were both there.

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Yeah, we're friends.

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Who else were you there with?

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I don’t know. Lots of people.

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STEFAN: Best friends,
my girlfriend, Vanessa.

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(upbeat music playing)

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STEFAN: The gang.

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-Yes, thank you.
-Go ahead...

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You have to line the stomach.
We’re not eating until like 6:30.

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Also I’m hungover af.

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You were out the night
before your sister’s wedding?

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That’s bold.

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SUJI: Okay. Don’t you start, all right?

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My sister nearly unbridesmaided me.

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I had to, though, didn’t I? I had a date.

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Uh-oh. On a scale of one to ten,
how already-married was this one?

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Zero, okay? Not at all married.

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But turns out he did have
a girlfriend though.

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You shagged him anyway, though,
didn’t you?

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Yeah.

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Don’t celebr-- Don't celebrate,
that's really not cool.

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Anil, just because you and Leila
have decided to imprison yourself

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in this cage of monogamy,

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it doesn’t mean that the rest of us
have to, okay? Thank you.

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I would be happy
to be in the monogamy cage, tbh.

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I'm just saying great relationships
can come from unexpected places.

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Why rule someone out
just because they’re seeing someone.

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You know, or like
"not in the right place right now."

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Or "in a traveling circus."

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That’s not a real example, is it?

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Well, you'll be bringing him
to our wedding?

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Our wedding is at the end of July, Anil.

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It’s just useful to know.

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It makes no difference.

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She could bring a blow-up doll
and it literally wouldn't matter.

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Okay. I can confirm
it will be an actual person.

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ANIL: It matters for the table plan!

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It’s three months away
you’re actually demented.

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I'm not. What...

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I wish I loved anything
as much as your friends love arguing.

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Not even me?

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(funky music playing)

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-(dramatic music playing)
-(indistinct chatters)

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I do love a registry office do.

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In and out, 30 minutes. Perfect.

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Yeah, but the trade-off is they’ve
probably written their own vows.

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What’s wrong with that?

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You are the umbrella of my rain.

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And you are the Saturday to my Sunday.

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YUNA: You are the pork to my chop.

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Sit down.

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These don’t even make sense.
There’s an art to writing these.

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Just because it’s not how you would do it,
it doesn’t mean...

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There’s no consistency!
They’re the worst vows I’ve ever heard!

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I loved the vows.
It was such a nice ceremony.

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Jung-hwan and Hyun-jin looked after me
when I was a broke student.

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Your daughter is really beautiful.

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This is Vanessa!

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Ah, the famous Vanessa!

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-Enjoy your evening.
-You too.

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(indistinct chatters)

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STEFAN: How old does
that guy look to you?

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I don't know, he kind of look...

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Oh, my God, about 14.

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And you’ve got such a mysterious vibe
about you.

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Like what do you do
when you’re not being hot at weddings?

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Seeing friends.

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Fortnite.

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TikTok.

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Oh, my God, yeah. Same, every night.

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-Really?
-Yeah, Every night.

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Oh, I know that look.

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That look means Suji’s decided to
finally to cross her last remaining line

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and bang a 14 year old.

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One of you should intervene before
she ends up on some type of register.

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Babe, you don’t have to take a photo
of everything here.

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I want it on Pinterest
so I can show the caterers.

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Stefan, can you tell Anil
he can’t just keep stealing things

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-from our friends’ weddings.
-(sighs)

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-Okay.
-Whoa, no, Stefan, you can’t!

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-Why not?
-You’re at someone else’s wedding.

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It’s not your day.

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It’s romantic! It’s like a relay race
of love.

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It’s not. It’s a dick move.

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Yeah, and you’re only proposing
because things aren’t going well

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and you’re afraid she’s gonna break up
with you.

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That is not true.

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You literally texted me last week saying,
and I quote,

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"I'm afraid Vanessa’s going to break up
with me.

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Can I use foot cream on my hand."

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Okay. Well, that's true.

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But that’s probably because she’s not sure
how serious I am about her.

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It’s definitely not.

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Time will tell.

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-I can’t decide if he’s stupid or brave.
-Stupid. He’s stupid.

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Yeah.

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(upbeat music playing)

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Vanessa, I've been looking for you.

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Look, I'm really sorry to bail early,
I’m just absolutely knackered.

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I know we’ve not been going out
for very long

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in the grand scheme of things,

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but it’s been the best seven months
of my life.

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Oh, 1.7 surge charge. Fuck’s sake.

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Does anyone wanna split a fare?

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I know that we have
our differences sometimes,

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and things have been a bit weird lately.

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I know you talked about
wanting a bit more space,

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you see, I... I don’t think more space
is the answer.

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Actually, I really do think more space...
What are you doing?

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Oh, no.

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-Should we stop him?
-Yeah, probably.

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STEFAN: I think what we need...

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is less space, more time.

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No, Stefan, don’t. Don't...
Don’t do this here.

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Don't do this anywhere.

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-Vanessa.
-No, please, Stefan, stop.

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Things have been weird recently. Yeah.

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And you’re only gonna ask me this
because the relationship is dying.

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You know that, deep down.

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Vanessa Isabelle Henry...

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And I’ve been trying to ignore it too...

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(woman laughing)

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But today, watching an actually
happy couple get married,

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I've realized
that I cannot do this anymore.

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Everyone here? Is everyone ready?

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And that was before you tried to propose,
which is insane.

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Will you marry me?

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-(driver) Vanessa?
-(tires screeching)

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I’m sorry. I...

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-(upbeat music playing)
-(camera shutter clicking)

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(car door closes)

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(engine revving)

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-(indistinct chatters)
-(upbeat music playing)

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You want to get engaged
at my wedding so badly, Stefan?

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I thought she was the one.

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It's just, Anil and Leila
is getting married,

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everybody is getting married.

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I don’t wanna get left behind.

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(grunts)

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Dick!

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(music continues to play)

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(siren wailing in a distance)

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Listen, Stefan, we have witnesses
that say that despite this...

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Heartbreak.

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You actually stayed at the wedding,
and you seemed to be having a good time.

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Did you have any help with that?

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I don't know what you mean.

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Chestnut Blues, very nice,
nine out of ten.

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Pop-Pops, these are the ones
that made me piss myself in Magaluf,

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maybe not.

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Grumble Grumbles,
had the best sex on these,

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but also the worst.

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A little bit of Stardust Sprinkle.

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No, no, now I think about it,
that might be a bit much for you tonight,

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and...

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half of a Dave Benson Phillips,

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A+, five stars, nominated
for eight Golden Globes,

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highly-recommended.

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(upbeat music playing)

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Stefan, I appreciate you might not be
in the mood to stay,

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or whatever, but you know
what cheers people up?

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Drugs.

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I have a lot of drugs.

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-So you didn't do any drugs?
-No.

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(upbeat music playing)

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You’re absolutely sure about that?

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(upbeat music playing)

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Definitely. No, I don’t take drugs.

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Why are you writing that down?

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I just thought it was interesting.

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Did you think it’s interesting, Donahue?

250
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Oh, very fucking interesting.

251
00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:47,643
Given what happened with the stabbing.

252
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:48,763
Stabbing?

253
00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:49,803
The cake knife? I can explain--

254
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,043
Tell us about Katie McConnell.

255
00:10:53,243 --> 00:10:59,243
(upbeat music playing)

256
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:02,523
Listen, how old does that guy look to you?

257
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:07,083
Oh, you know, Suji, there’s no rush.

258
00:11:07,163 --> 00:11:09,563
You don’t have to settle for somebody
who isn’t right

259
00:11:09,643 --> 00:11:11,203
because you're never ready to get married.

260
00:11:12,483 --> 00:11:14,523
Fuck off, Stefan, you can talk.

261
00:11:14,603 --> 00:11:17,163
You can’t poach their photographer!
We have a photographer.

262
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,203
My brother said he’d do it.

263
00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:19,603
Yeah, he’s gonna do it with GoPros.

264
00:11:19,683 --> 00:11:20,603
What’s wrong with that?

265
00:11:20,683 --> 00:11:22,523
Oh, we’re not skydivers,
that’s what’s wrong!

266
00:11:22,603 --> 00:11:24,683
I did a skydiving once! It's great.

267
00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:26,403
(grunts)

268
00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:31,963
(upbeat music playing)

269
00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:33,163
Thanks.

270
00:11:34,843 --> 00:11:35,843
Butterfingers.

271
00:11:38,043 --> 00:11:39,003
Prob noblem.

272
00:11:40,843 --> 00:11:42,843
No problem.

273
00:11:42,923 --> 00:11:45,803
-I might say, my tongue stopped working.
-Oh, no.

274
00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:46,843
Do you like wrestling?

275
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:47,643
What?

276
00:11:47,723 --> 00:11:50,123
You got a wrestler on the cover
of your phone.

277
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,883
Oh, yes.

278
00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:53,563
It’s an inside joke.

279
00:11:53,683 --> 00:11:54,523
(Stefan laughing)

280
00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:56,643
Have you seen a phone?
Someone took my phone.

281
00:11:56,723 --> 00:11:57,803
-I’m so sorry.
-What are you doing?

282
00:11:58,563 --> 00:11:59,643
You looked like you need a hug.

283
00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:01,363
What I need is my phone.

284
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:04,723
Sorry, dude. I don't see a phone.

285
00:12:04,803 --> 00:12:05,843
Look, it’s really important.

286
00:12:05,923 --> 00:12:07,803
It has this plastic case
that my son got me,

287
00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:08,923
with a wrestler on it or something.

288
00:12:09,003 --> 00:12:10,403
KATIE: We’ll let you know if we find it.

289
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,963
-Good luck.
-Thanks.

290
00:12:15,763 --> 00:12:18,003
-Bye.
-Can I buy you a drink?

291
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:21,283
-It’s an open bar.
-Oh, it's an open bar.

292
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:27,243
But I tell you what,
you can buy me one anyway.

293
00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:29,403
Stef Inman...

294
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:30,643
I’m Stefan.

295
00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:32,243
I'm Katie.

296
00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:33,323
How’s your wedding going?

297
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:34,963
Oh, it wasn’t great.

298
00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:36,723
And then it got better.

299
00:12:37,163 --> 00:12:38,043
Chicken was dry.

300
00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:40,483
Chicken? No, dude, never the chicken.

301
00:12:40,563 --> 00:12:41,563
Repeat after me.

302
00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:43,363
Vegetarian option.

303
00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:44,563
Vegetarian option.

304
00:12:44,643 --> 00:12:45,563
Yes.

305
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:49,483
(mellow music playing)

306
00:12:49,563 --> 00:12:51,883
Love is bullshit.

307
00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:53,803
You don’t actually believe that.

308
00:12:53,883 --> 00:12:56,443
I don't actually believe that.

309
00:12:56,523 --> 00:12:57,963
I've known you for 30 seconds.

310
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,803
I know you don't believe that.

311
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:03,163
No. I mean, I wouldn’t say
it’s all that I think about,

312
00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:07,083
but it’s definitely the thing
that gets me out of bed in the morning.

313
00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:08,523
-Jesus Christ!
-Yeah.

314
00:13:08,603 --> 00:13:10,403
-That's insane.
-Yeah, it is insane.

315
00:13:10,483 --> 00:13:11,683
(chuckles)

316
00:13:11,763 --> 00:13:13,323
And that’s why I love weddings.

317
00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:14,603
You love weddings?

318
00:13:15,763 --> 00:13:18,003
So you’re aware that weddings
are mostly driven

319
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,923
by people wanting to show off
that they love each other

320
00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:22,323
more than their friends love each other?

321
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:28,843
And it’s this fabrication that today
is gonna be the happiest day of my life.

322
00:13:28,963 --> 00:13:30,323
It’s just the Wedding Industrial Complex.

323
00:13:30,403 --> 00:13:32,363
Oh, you're not one of those
Wedding Industrial Complex people.

324
00:13:32,443 --> 00:13:33,403
I am!

325
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:34,443
Oh, no!

326
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,123
I don’t think people should
just blindly participate.

327
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:38,363
-Oh, it's completely fair.
-You know?

328
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,403
Yeah. No, of course.
There’s truth in that.

329
00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:41,963
But, like, I...

330
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:47,203
Isn't it like... Isn't it like complaining
about Christmas being commercialized.

331
00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:48,163
Go on.

332
00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:52,563
-Like, okay, I’m not a brave man...
-Okay.

333
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:54,603
-I'm not a brave man.
-(Katie laughs)

334
00:13:54,683 --> 00:13:58,163
But I think there’s something brave
about getting up in front

335
00:13:58,243 --> 00:14:01,563
of everyone you know,
knowing that there’s statistically

336
00:14:01,643 --> 00:14:04,163
like a 50-50 chance of it
not working out,

337
00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:10,123
standing there and saying,
"We are crazy about each other,

338
00:14:11,203 --> 00:14:12,843
and we believe in each other."

339
00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:14,723
I...

340
00:14:14,803 --> 00:14:16,483
(mellow music playing)

341
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,723
I wanna be the kind of person
that can take that leap.

342
00:14:18,803 --> 00:14:23,683
(music continues to play)

343
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:27,563
And I think deep down
you're with me on this.

344
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,523
I don’t know about that.

345
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,763
Okay, if your mom wears a hat,
it makes no difference.

346
00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:36,283
-But as for the wedding...
-Well, it doesn't...

347
00:14:36,363 --> 00:14:38,683
But at least I’m having a better time
than they are.

348
00:14:41,203 --> 00:14:42,363
Hey...

349
00:14:44,203 --> 00:14:46,803
-Did you really take that guy’s phone?
-Maybe.

350
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:49,483
I wasn’t gonna take it home, I swear.

351
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:52,403
Just... sometimes at these things,

352
00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:53,483
I like to amuse myself.

353
00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:55,043
Like borrowing people's stuff.

354
00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:55,883
Like when I took your watch.

355
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,003
No, you...

356
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,163
Oh, my God.

357
00:14:58,243 --> 00:15:01,723
I didn't feel it. I can't believe
I have... What am I doing?

358
00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:03,163
What is this?

359
00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:05,323
Oh, my...

360
00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,363
I know.

361
00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:08,483
(laughing)

362
00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:12,243
Then love knew it was called love.

363
00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:17,843
And when I lifted my eyes to your name,

364
00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:24,083
suddenly your heart showed me my way.

365
00:15:25,443 --> 00:15:26,843
That’s Pablo Neruda.

366
00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:32,003
And that’s a man who knows a thing
or two about falling in love.

367
00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:32,843
I don't think--

368
00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:34,883
You think I don't fucking know
Pablo Neruda?

369
00:15:34,963 --> 00:15:37,563
Nope. Yeah. Yep.

370
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:39,763
I contain multitudes, lad.

371
00:15:42,723 --> 00:15:44,883
Oh, my God. Okay, this is jam.

372
00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,123
This is your jam?

373
00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:47,483
(Stefan grunts)

374
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:48,643
Yeah!

375
00:15:48,723 --> 00:15:54,643
(upbeat music playing)

376
00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:59,243
Oh, that is so good.

377
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,523
-What?
-It's not that you don't have rhythm.

378
00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:05,603
It's just that your rhythm
is not the rhythm of the song.

379
00:16:05,683 --> 00:16:07,643
What the hell are you doing?

380
00:16:07,723 --> 00:16:09,003
Jackson!

381
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,323
Jackson is doing the DJ-ing.

382
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,523
Who is DJ-ing right now?

383
00:16:12,603 --> 00:16:14,083
Well, I needed a poo so I put Blue Monday.

384
00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:17,243
And then in the toilets, I was chatted up
by this really nice young man.

385
00:16:17,323 --> 00:16:18,283
No apps or anything!

386
00:16:18,363 --> 00:16:20,323
Like, an IRL public convenience hook-up!

387
00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,483
I mean, I feel like Alan Turing
or something, you know.

388
00:16:22,563 --> 00:16:25,123
Anyway, long story short,
I just put it on shuffle, so.

389
00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:27,563
-I need help. I need help.
-You always need help.

390
00:16:27,643 --> 00:16:28,963
No, not you. You've done enough.

391
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:30,883
Suji, Katie. Katie, Suji.

392
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:32,243
-What have you done?
-Hi.

393
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,403
Okay. So you know Duncan. Duncan, right?

394
00:16:34,483 --> 00:16:36,843
So I think he's a little bit younger
than what he says he is.

395
00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:38,403
He says he's 25, right?

396
00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:40,083
But I asked him what he does for a living

397
00:16:40,163 --> 00:16:42,163
and he says he has a Saturday job
at the Shoe Zone.

398
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:43,163
(laughs)

399
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,843
-Power through! That's my advice.
-The old Prince Trinitor

400
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:49,763
began to find this goblin race
strangely attractive.

401
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,243
But now spending time amongst them...

402
00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:52,883
This is a banger, what is this?

403
00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:55,883
Oh, it's my ex's fan-fiction.
I need to go and sort this out.

404
00:16:55,963 --> 00:16:56,923
(Katie laughs)

405
00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:58,403
The next...

406
00:16:58,483 --> 00:16:59,843
-Look, I'm just catching up...
-Yeah, I...

407
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:02,043
So I just I feel like I've invested
most of the night in him,

408
00:17:02,123 --> 00:17:05,883
and you only get to be
a fit bridesmaid a few times in your life.

409
00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:07,123
But Stefan, and my shitting mom,
keep going off

410
00:17:07,203 --> 00:17:10,083
on one about how I shouldn't rush
to get married,

411
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,683
-And, like, I should make a living first.
-I didn't say that. I never said that.

412
00:17:12,763 --> 00:17:15,883
Okay, well, obviously,
he doesn't know what he's talking about.

413
00:17:15,963 --> 00:17:17,003
Fuck, no, right? No.

414
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,843
I have a brilli--
I have a brilliant life already!

415
00:17:19,923 --> 00:17:22,283
Sure you do. And just because
you wanna share it with someone

416
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:24,283
doesn't mean
that you're betraying the sisterhood.

417
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:25,923
Exactly!

418
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,923
Except, you know what, I really...
I really I like you.

419
00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:30,883
-I like her.
-I like you too.

420
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:34,403
And that's why I'm gonna let you know
that that is a boy...

421
00:17:35,203 --> 00:17:36,883
I mean, look at him.

422
00:17:36,963 --> 00:17:38,563
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

423
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:42,043
-You're right. I'm gonna go, like...
-You're welcome.

424
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:45,403
-I like your friends.
-Yeah.

425
00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:50,163
Yeah, they are... They're basically, yeah.

426
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:51,363
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

427
00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:54,083
Like, I grew up,
I was a foster kid, growing up, right?

428
00:17:54,163 --> 00:17:56,483
And I moved around a lot,
so I never really had a family.

429
00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,483
And I got to uni and I met this guy

430
00:17:58,563 --> 00:18:01,803
and I just tried to hold on to them
because I just...

431
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:04,443
I mean, they drive me mad but I love them.

432
00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:06,163
I mean, I really do. I just-- I love them.

433
00:18:06,243 --> 00:18:08,283
And I am rambling. Oh, my God.

434
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,283
I'm so sorry.

435
00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:10,803
I just have a lot of energy
from somewhere.

436
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,003
(laughing)

437
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,203
It's okay. You don't have to apologize.

438
00:18:14,283 --> 00:18:16,243
So, have you-- Have you got friends here?

439
00:18:16,323 --> 00:18:17,483
No.

440
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,843
But you know Yuna and Rory,
that's why you're at the wedding.

441
00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:21,563
Not really.

442
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:25,763
Yuna is friends with my boyfriend.

443
00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:28,803
Your boyfriend?

444
00:18:30,803 --> 00:18:32,883
They used to date actually,
isn't that funny?

445
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:35,563
He was supposed to be here tonight
but then something came up.

446
00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:37,723
Maybe you know him. Hugo Delaney?

447
00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:40,323
For fuck's sake! Him, really?
Hugo Delaney?

448
00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:41,723
He's a massive dickhead!

449
00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:43,643
Okay. He was a dickhead
when him and Yuna were going out,

450
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,163
and he was a dickhead when they broke up,

451
00:18:45,243 --> 00:18:47,083
and he's a dickhead now, I mean,
probably always going to be a dickhead.

452
00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:50,083
Because people like him just flow
through life without any consequences,

453
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,923
riding fucking over people
like they're nothing, you know?

454
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:55,003
(upbeat music playing)

455
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,283
So were you in love with Katie McConnell?

456
00:18:57,363 --> 00:18:58,763
You helped her steal a phone.

457
00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:00,643
Not just anyone's phone.

458
00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:02,523
Do you know whose phone that was, Stefan?

459
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:04,403
-No.
-And you stopped a wedding for her.

460
00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:07,643
Where is she now, Stefan?
Where the fuck is she?

461
00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:09,683
Are you actually gonna charge
my client with something?

462
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:12,243
With accessory to phone theft, maybe?

463
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:13,163
-Leila.
-No, I'm serious.

464
00:19:13,243 --> 00:19:14,643
If this is all you've got,
then we'll see you in court.

465
00:19:14,723 --> 00:19:16,003
Where it will be laughed out

466
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:18,843
I don't think they'd laugh out
a charge of grievous bodily harm.

467
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:23,043
No, okay. Look, it wasn't like that!

468
00:19:23,443 --> 00:19:24,723
Is anyone here a doctor?

469
00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:25,923
(indistinct chatters)

470
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,523
I think I need a doctor!

471
00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:32,883
You're a doctor?

472
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,683
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call an ambulance.

473
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,003
Okay.

474
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,803
(grunts)

475
00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:39,803
Oh, fuck.

476
00:19:39,883 --> 00:19:43,803
All right, and I need a straw,
and a knife and some vodka.

477
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:44,923
Okay.

478
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:46,923
(suspenseful music playing)

479
00:19:47,363 --> 00:19:48,803
Ah, fuck. Okay.

480
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:52,883
Katie, look at me.
Something extreme is about to happen

481
00:19:52,963 --> 00:19:54,483
and I'm gonna need your help, okay?

482
00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:55,323
-Okay.
-Okay.

483
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,003
(suspenseful music playing)

484
00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:59,043
When I say, blow into the straw,.

485
00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:00,523
Okay.

486
00:20:00,603 --> 00:20:03,123
(music continues to play)

487
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,843
(crowd clamoring)

488
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:08,603
(metal clanks)

489
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:11,883
(suspenseful music playing)

490
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:13,123
-Now.
-(gasps)

491
00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:16,643
Again.

492
00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:19,003
Again, again, again.

493
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,683
-(blowing through straw)
-(suspenseful music playing)

494
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,363
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

495
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:25,643
Okay.

496
00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,283
(crowd applauding)

497
00:20:28,363 --> 00:20:29,523
Okay.

498
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,923
(gasps)

499
00:20:31,603 --> 00:20:32,563
Hey.

500
00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:37,523
I was wondering if, after earlier,
if you wanted to swap numbers?

501
00:20:38,163 --> 00:20:40,243
Yeah, of course!

502
00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:45,203
I think I am just gonna
go over there first.

503
00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:50,523
(triumphant music playing)

504
00:20:50,603 --> 00:20:53,443
Oh, by the way, my brother texted
and said he can borrow a drone.

505
00:20:53,523 --> 00:20:55,203
No, absolutely not.

506
00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:56,603
-Why...
-No!

507
00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:58,283
-No!
-What's wrong with drone?

508
00:20:58,363 --> 00:21:01,243
-(crowd cheering and applauding)
-(laughing)

509
00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:02,683
Bye!

510
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,163
(triumphant music playing)

511
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:06,923
I am so glad you're single.

512
00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:08,443
Fuck the patriarchy.

513
00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:10,723
Oh, my God, Mom,
you are so embarrassing. I can't...

514
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,803
(music continues to play)

515
00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:16,723
You know, that was pretty impressive,
what you did.

516
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,203
You did pretty well yourself.

517
00:21:20,043 --> 00:21:21,683
The straw thing is disgusting.

518
00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:23,283
That was very disgusting.

519
00:21:26,563 --> 00:21:27,603
Listen.

520
00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:30,443
I'm sorry about earlier.

521
00:21:31,843 --> 00:21:33,923
I've been a bit of a mess tonight.

522
00:21:34,763 --> 00:21:36,803
Probably a good time to mention that I...

523
00:21:37,803 --> 00:21:39,203
I had my heart broken earlier.

524
00:21:41,683 --> 00:21:47,483
Yeah, I tried to propose to my girlfriend,
and she got in a taxi and left.

525
00:21:48,403 --> 00:21:50,523
(laughs)

526
00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:52,403
-That was you?
-Yeah.

527
00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:53,963
Hey, I heard about that.

528
00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:55,483
Oh, God.

529
00:21:56,483 --> 00:22:01,203
I hate to be the one to break it to you,
but I think you're going viral.

530
00:22:01,763 --> 00:22:03,043
Wow, I wanna die.

531
00:22:03,683 --> 00:22:07,363
Hey, come here.
I wanna show you something.

532
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:14,723
(heavy rock music playing)

533
00:22:14,803 --> 00:22:16,883
Wait, what about your boyfriend?

534
00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:19,723
Hugo isn't my boyfriend.

535
00:22:19,843 --> 00:22:21,323
He's my fiancé.

536
00:22:21,403 --> 00:22:27,363
(music continues to play)

537
00:22:55,923 --> 00:22:57,243
Fuck's sake.

538
00:22:57,323 --> 00:22:59,603
I mean, that's just typical of you,
isn't it, Stefan?

539
00:23:00,123 --> 00:23:01,923
Single for five bloody minutes

540
00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:03,843
and you're already having
grubby toilet sex

541
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,203
with someone engaged to be married.

542
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,443
That really isn't typical...

543
00:23:06,523 --> 00:23:09,163
Look, unless there's anywhere else
you wanna go on this fishing expedition,

544
00:23:09,243 --> 00:23:10,483
I think we're done here.

545
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:13,163
It was an emergency tracheotomy, not GBH,

546
00:23:13,243 --> 00:23:15,763
clearly, my client doesn't know
anything useful,

547
00:23:15,843 --> 00:23:16,843
he's answered all your questions.

548
00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:18,683
-Not honestly, he hasn't.
-Sorry?

549
00:23:18,763 --> 00:23:21,283
We have your friend Jackson in custody.

550
00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:22,443
METTS: He says he did supply you

551
00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:24,803
with a number
of controlled substances that evening.

552
00:23:24,883 --> 00:23:27,483
You performed a medical procedure
while not only drunk,

553
00:23:27,563 --> 00:23:29,603
but also having consumed illegal drugs.

554
00:23:29,683 --> 00:23:31,563
You were absolutely off your tits,
weren't you, son?

555
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,443
Addled. Cabbaged. Boiled as a fucking owl.

556
00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:36,483
Three sheets to the wind,
and four to the floor.

557
00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:38,123
That woman can't be pressing charges.

558
00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:39,323
My client saved her life.

559
00:23:39,403 --> 00:23:40,283
DONAHUE: You're right.

560
00:23:40,363 --> 00:23:43,523
But we're sure the that General Medical
Council would be very interested

561
00:23:43,603 --> 00:23:45,043
to learn about all of this.

562
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,883
You'd lose your medical license,
I imagine.

563
00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:47,763
Oops.

564
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,403
What is it that you actually want?

565
00:23:49,483 --> 00:23:51,883
Clearly Stefan isn't the the target
of your inquiries.

566
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:54,683
Stefan tried to crash
Katie McConnell's wedding.

567
00:23:54,763 --> 00:23:57,723
A few hours later, at the reception,
eight guests were poisoned.

568
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,003
Like, what, food poisoning?

569
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,923
Like dead poisoning.

570
00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:03,803
What?

571
00:24:03,883 --> 00:24:06,203
Stefan, it's very important
that you don't say anything.

572
00:24:06,283 --> 00:24:07,883
-Me and my client need to...
-Wait...

573
00:24:07,963 --> 00:24:09,003
They're dead?

574
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,683
Have you not heard the news, son?
Eight of them.

575
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,163
-Eight?
-All members of the Delaney family.

576
00:24:15,243 --> 00:24:17,203
-Your Katie's new in-laws.
-And her new husband.

577
00:24:18,403 --> 00:24:20,963
So you told us you called her,
what was it, Metts?

578
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,323
-A dickhead.
-Yeah, a massive fucking dickhead.

579
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,763
Katie McConnell did a runner as soon
as her new family dropped dead.

580
00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:29,763
(tense music playing)

581
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,043
And she hasn't been heard of since.

582
00:24:32,603 --> 00:24:35,443
But she did manage to empty
her new joint account with Hugo Delaney.

583
00:24:35,523 --> 00:24:36,443
R.I.P.

584
00:24:36,523 --> 00:24:40,483
Now, Stefan, son, you're walking
a very thin fucking line here.

585
00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,443
You're a doctor, for now.

586
00:24:42,563 --> 00:24:44,363
You probably know a lot about
the human body and how to poison it.

587
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,963
(eerie music playing)

588
00:24:46,043 --> 00:24:47,323
You really think I did this?

589
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,283
You disrupted that wedding once already.

590
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,323
You and Katie had been seen
multiple times together

591
00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:53,763
over the past three months.

592
00:24:53,843 --> 00:24:56,683
This is you in Cornwall a few weeks
after Yuna's wedding.

593
00:24:56,763 --> 00:24:59,243
You both entered the United States
a few weeks after that.

594
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,083
-I don't know, I...
-I think you're in way over your head

595
00:25:02,163 --> 00:25:03,603
and I think you know something.

596
00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:06,843
Now you can tell us
or we can talk to the GMC.

597
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:09,083
Look, I didn't poison anyone, I...

598
00:25:10,563 --> 00:25:11,523
I feel sick.

599
00:25:11,603 --> 00:25:12,563
If you can't do the time, son.

600
00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:14,723
No, it's the stress,
I mean, like I'm gonna...

601
00:25:14,803 --> 00:25:15,643
Fuck's sake.

602
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:18,763
If we let you go to the bathroom,
you'll help us after, Stefan?

603
00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:20,723
(door opening)

604
00:25:20,803 --> 00:25:26,283
(gaging)

605
00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:30,283
(breathes heavily)

606
00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:37,843
That color is not natural.

607
00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:39,803
You need to change your diet, Stefan, son.

608
00:25:39,883 --> 00:25:41,123
(cell phone beeps and vibrates)

609
00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:42,563
Oh, shit.

610
00:25:43,443 --> 00:25:45,963
I've got to make a phone call.
These bloody lawyers.

611
00:25:46,043 --> 00:25:47,443
All right. Don't you move an inch.

612
00:25:47,523 --> 00:25:50,003
You, keep a fucking eye on him.

613
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,283
Yeah, sway over here, please.

614
00:25:52,363 --> 00:25:53,763
(door closes)

615
00:26:00,003 --> 00:26:05,963
(suspenseful music playing)

616
00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:11,883
-(tires screeching)
-(glasses shattered)

617
00:26:11,963 --> 00:26:13,403
What the fuck was that?

618
00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:15,083
(fire alarm ringing)

619
00:26:15,163 --> 00:26:16,443
Come with me.

620
00:26:18,003 --> 00:26:19,123
Down here.

621
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:24,803
(fire alarm ringing)

622
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:27,003
(indistinct chatters)

623
00:26:28,563 --> 00:26:30,403
(door opens then closes)

624
00:26:30,483 --> 00:26:32,003
Hi.

625
00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:34,443
What are you doing?
Everyone here is looking for you.

626
00:26:34,523 --> 00:26:37,683
Listen, Stefan, you have to come with me.

627
00:26:37,843 --> 00:26:38,843
What, so you can poison me?

628
00:26:38,923 --> 00:26:39,603
Yeah, no. Forget it.

629
00:26:40,003 --> 00:26:41,083
(chuckles)

630
00:26:41,163 --> 00:26:42,443
I don't know
what they've been telling you.

631
00:26:42,563 --> 00:26:44,603
They told me you're 10
different kinds of criminal!

632
00:26:44,683 --> 00:26:46,323
And none of that is true.

633
00:26:46,483 --> 00:26:48,243
(fire alarm ringing)

634
00:26:48,323 --> 00:26:49,323
Okay, go.

635
00:26:50,283 --> 00:26:52,323
-Katie, stop, stop, stop, stop!
-What are you doing?

636
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,923
There's like 200 cops downstairs.

637
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,243
That's a fair point.

638
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:56,723
Let's go up.

639
00:26:56,803 --> 00:26:58,203
What's upstairs?

640
00:27:06,763 --> 00:27:09,123
Okay. I'm parked in there.

641
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:10,883
Okay.

642
00:27:12,523 --> 00:27:13,643
Absolutely not.

643
00:27:14,563 --> 00:27:15,843
No!

644
00:27:15,923 --> 00:27:17,083
It's just a little hop.

645
00:27:18,843 --> 00:27:24,683
(adventurous music playing)

646
00:27:25,883 --> 00:27:27,363
No, no, no!

647
00:27:27,963 --> 00:27:28,923
(Katie grunts)

648
00:27:29,003 --> 00:27:30,203
What?

649
00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:31,203
-Oh, my God! Are you okay?
-(Katie laughs)

650
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:34,603
Come on! We don't have forever.
They're gonna be on us before you know it.

651
00:27:34,963 --> 00:27:36,163
I can't.

652
00:27:36,243 --> 00:27:37,963
Yeah, you can! Jump.

653
00:27:38,043 --> 00:27:40,363
I can't! I mean, like,
they have arrested me,

654
00:27:40,443 --> 00:27:41,763
they've arrested Jackson,

655
00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:43,643
they're gonna take
my medical license away.

656
00:27:43,723 --> 00:27:44,763
They're saying you're a mass murderer!

657
00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:47,363
I saw a board in there
that looks like the fucking Wire!

658
00:27:47,443 --> 00:27:48,763
Stefan, please.

659
00:27:48,843 --> 00:27:50,403
(fire alarm ringing)

660
00:27:50,483 --> 00:27:55,603
Whatever's happened before,
this is what's real.

661
00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,003
I am real.

662
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:01,363
We can be real. You know that.

663
00:28:03,363 --> 00:28:04,523
Take the leap.

664
00:28:04,603 --> 00:28:06,203
Come with me.

665
00:28:10,003 --> 00:28:11,083
Fuck.

666
00:28:11,163 --> 00:28:12,603
(adventurous music playing)

667
00:28:12,683 --> 00:28:13,563
Okay.

668
00:28:13,643 --> 00:28:17,043
(music continues to play)

669
00:28:17,123 --> 00:28:18,163
Okay.

670
00:28:20,443 --> 00:28:21,363
Okay.

671
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,083
Oh, fuck!

672
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:30,523
(adventurous music playing)

673
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:37,603
(music continues to play)

674
00:28:38,603 --> 00:28:42,763
(engine revving) (tires screeching)

675
00:28:42,843 --> 00:28:44,563
Katie, what the fuck did you do?

676
00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:47,323
(engine revving)

677
00:28:47,403 --> 00:28:48,883
I'm so glad you're here.

678
00:28:48,963 --> 00:28:50,283
(engine revving)

679
00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:56,283
(theme music playing)