1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,707 Wait, uh, what about your boyfriend? 2 00:00:02,707 --> 00:00:05,025 Hugo's not my boyfriend. He's my fiance. 3 00:00:05,025 --> 00:00:06,523 (indistinct overlapping voices) 4 00:00:06,603 --> 00:00:08,323 Armed police! Hands in the air! Show me your hands! 5 00:00:08,403 --> 00:00:10,723 Stefan tried to crash Katie McConnell's wedding. 6 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,123 I object! 7 00:00:13,323 --> 00:00:14,723 METTS: A few hours later at the reception, 8 00:00:14,803 --> 00:00:16,123 eight guests were poisoned. 9 00:00:16,203 --> 00:00:17,523 All members of the Delaney family. 10 00:00:17,603 --> 00:00:18,683 DONAHUE: Your Katie's new in-laws. 11 00:00:18,763 --> 00:00:19,723 And her new husband. 12 00:00:19,803 --> 00:00:22,523 Katie McConnell did a runner as soon as her new family dropped dead. 13 00:00:22,603 --> 00:00:25,123 Where is she now, Stefan? Where the fuck is she? 14 00:00:25,203 --> 00:00:26,203 Hi. 15 00:00:26,843 --> 00:00:28,963 What are you doing? Everyone here is looking for you. 16 00:00:29,043 --> 00:00:30,563 -Jump! -I can't. 17 00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:33,083 I mean, like, they've arrested me. They're saying you're a mass murderer. 18 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,883 I saw a board in there that looks like the fucking Wire! 19 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:37,803 Take the leap. 20 00:00:38,923 --> 00:00:39,923 STEFAN: Oh, fuck! 21 00:00:43,363 --> 00:00:46,083 (ambient music) 22 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:51,723 DONAHUE: Are we absolutely sure this is Katie McConnell's apartment? 23 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:53,203 I haven't found anything. 24 00:00:54,363 --> 00:00:56,563 There's nothing in the fridge except a Petit Filous. 25 00:00:56,643 --> 00:00:57,883 Place is a showroom. 26 00:00:58,443 --> 00:01:00,283 A ghost house for a ghost. 27 00:01:00,363 --> 00:01:02,003 There's no personal touches. 28 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:04,123 Except some art that's gonna give me actual nightmares. 29 00:01:04,203 --> 00:01:06,363 I mean, for the love of God, 30 00:01:07,283 --> 00:01:08,603 why? 31 00:01:09,883 --> 00:01:11,483 I mean, who is this person? 32 00:01:13,043 --> 00:01:15,043 METTS: You'd probably like it more if you were about to marry the artist. 33 00:01:15,123 --> 00:01:16,363 Or murder him. 34 00:01:17,483 --> 00:01:19,283 She must know she wouldn't inherit the Delaneys' money 35 00:01:19,363 --> 00:01:21,163 if she was suspected of murder. 36 00:01:22,043 --> 00:01:23,283 Maybe she's a psycho. 37 00:01:23,363 --> 00:01:25,763 -Excuse me, ma'am. -Tell me some good news. 38 00:01:25,843 --> 00:01:29,483 (reporters clamoring) 39 00:01:31,203 --> 00:01:32,003 METTS: All right, all right, all right. 40 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:34,803 I'm in no place to confirm any names, but we are-- 41 00:01:34,883 --> 00:01:37,363 Hey! Do you wanna hear this or not? 42 00:01:37,443 --> 00:01:40,363 What I can say is that we are in the process 43 00:01:40,443 --> 00:01:43,043 of locating a red Austin Maestro, 44 00:01:43,123 --> 00:01:46,843 last caught on the ANPR on the M90 heading north of Edinburgh. 45 00:01:46,923 --> 00:01:49,603 Any members of the public who believe they have information 46 00:01:49,683 --> 00:01:51,363 should contact the incident line. 47 00:01:51,443 --> 00:01:53,003 But I would remind the public 48 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:55,123 that these suspects are considered dangerous 49 00:01:55,203 --> 00:01:56,723 and are not to be approached. 50 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:58,283 I want to reassure everyone 51 00:01:58,363 --> 00:02:00,923 we are using all the resources at our disposal 52 00:02:01,003 --> 00:02:02,643 to find these two suspects. 53 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:03,923 And we will. 54 00:02:08,723 --> 00:02:11,763 (birds chirping) 55 00:02:13,203 --> 00:02:16,163 (somber music) 56 00:02:36,403 --> 00:02:37,843 Where are we, Katie? 57 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:38,963 Oh. 58 00:02:39,723 --> 00:02:41,203 Good morning to you too. 59 00:02:43,123 --> 00:02:45,363 You told me you would tell me what the hell is going on. 60 00:02:45,443 --> 00:02:48,163 And I would have if you hadn't fallen asleep 61 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:49,603 for the whole drive. 62 00:02:49,683 --> 00:02:52,123 Well, that does tend to happen after a massive adrenaline rush. 63 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:56,283 -Okey-dokey. -Uh, what are you doing? 64 00:02:56,363 --> 00:02:58,763 What are you... Katie? Katie? Katie, Katie! 65 00:03:15,283 --> 00:03:17,923 Okay. You're mad. You're actually insane. 66 00:03:18,003 --> 00:03:21,443 They're looking for the car, I had to. I had to get rid of it. 67 00:03:21,523 --> 00:03:22,483 And what's the plan now? 68 00:03:22,563 --> 00:03:24,203 There's a village about two miles walk from here. 69 00:03:24,283 --> 00:03:26,323 No, as in, like, how do we get out of this? 70 00:03:26,403 --> 00:03:29,843 Because I have been arrested, my career has imploded, 71 00:03:29,923 --> 00:03:31,763 I am a wanted fugitive. 72 00:03:31,843 --> 00:03:33,843 I didn't ask to go on the run. 73 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,763 Why did you bring me in on this? 74 00:03:39,043 --> 00:03:40,043 What are you laughing at? 75 00:03:42,003 --> 00:03:42,963 What? 76 00:03:47,123 --> 00:03:48,763 What? What's wrong? 77 00:03:48,843 --> 00:03:52,403 What... Whoa, whoa. Oh, hey... No, no, it's okay. 78 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:55,843 It's okay... Okay, okay, okay, sit down. 79 00:03:55,923 --> 00:03:58,363 Hey, hey, come here, come here, come here. Sit down, sit down. 80 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:00,723 Katie, sit down. It's okay. 81 00:04:00,803 --> 00:04:02,763 -Look at me. Look at me. -I can't breathe. 82 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:06,043 You're having a panic attack, okay? 83 00:04:06,123 --> 00:04:07,483 -I'm going to die. -No, you're not. 84 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:08,723 You're not gonna die. You're not gonna die. 85 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:11,963 It's a panic attack. Look at me. You're gonna breathe with me, all right? 86 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:15,763 In... and out. 87 00:04:16,763 --> 00:04:19,203 In... and out. 88 00:04:19,283 --> 00:04:24,363 In... and out. Slow. Slowly. Okay. 89 00:04:25,323 --> 00:04:26,923 Everything's gonna be fine. 90 00:04:27,003 --> 00:04:28,803 (Katie sobbing) 91 00:04:28,883 --> 00:04:29,803 Okay. 92 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:33,443 (Katie breathes heavily) 93 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,963 I don't know what I'm doing. 94 00:04:43,203 --> 00:04:44,403 Hey. 95 00:04:45,323 --> 00:04:46,403 Hey. 96 00:04:47,603 --> 00:04:49,843 You need to tell me what's going on. 97 00:04:52,243 --> 00:04:53,203 Okay. 98 00:04:55,043 --> 00:04:57,123 I genuinely know as much as you do. 99 00:04:58,803 --> 00:05:02,123 All those people died at my wedding and everyone thinks I did it. 100 00:05:03,923 --> 00:05:04,883 Okay. 101 00:05:06,403 --> 00:05:07,803 (Katie sniffles) 102 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:09,283 What are we doing here? 103 00:05:09,363 --> 00:05:10,723 Stefan. 104 00:05:13,283 --> 00:05:17,563 There are layers to this, all right, 105 00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:19,323 that you just don't know about. 106 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:23,803 The Delaney family aren't what they seem. 107 00:05:23,883 --> 00:05:26,483 They have so many enemies. 108 00:05:26,563 --> 00:05:29,723 And someone's made very sure that I'm going down for this, 109 00:05:29,803 --> 00:05:33,283 unless we can figure out what's really going on. 110 00:05:33,363 --> 00:05:34,603 (shaky breathing) 111 00:05:34,683 --> 00:05:37,923 I brought us here so we could talk to the one man 112 00:05:38,003 --> 00:05:39,763 who might be able to help us do that. 113 00:05:39,843 --> 00:05:41,723 Great. Who's that? 114 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,963 Uncle Fred. 115 00:05:49,163 --> 00:05:50,243 Uncle Fred? 116 00:05:51,443 --> 00:05:52,403 Yeah. 117 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,803 (helicopter whirring) 118 00:05:54,883 --> 00:05:56,403 (ominous music) 119 00:05:57,683 --> 00:05:59,803 -We should go. -Where? 120 00:06:01,523 --> 00:06:03,083 Please, Katie, listen. 121 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:07,083 I took the Hippocratic Oath. 122 00:06:07,163 --> 00:06:09,163 Not killing people is pretty much my thing. 123 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:10,523 Maybe my biggest thing. 124 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:13,803 Look, I need to know. Did you kill all those people? 125 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,323 -Stefan! -No! 126 00:06:17,403 --> 00:06:19,723 I need to know. Did you kill all those people? 127 00:06:19,803 --> 00:06:22,563 No. I did not kill all those people. 128 00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:26,723 We really need to go. 129 00:06:27,163 --> 00:06:28,723 (grass rustling) 130 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,443 (train chugging) 131 00:06:31,323 --> 00:06:33,403 STEFAN: I'd be totally fine if it was a one-time thing. 132 00:06:33,483 --> 00:06:35,363 -You definitely wouldn't! -I would! 133 00:06:35,443 --> 00:06:37,123 Just not having her number, you know? 134 00:06:37,203 --> 00:06:39,323 It's like being in limbo. I just wanna know what it meant. 135 00:06:39,403 --> 00:06:41,363 I think it meant she's getting married to Hugo, 136 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:43,283 -so it couldn't be more of a dead end? -Exactly. 137 00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:44,723 If it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be. 138 00:06:44,803 --> 00:06:46,803 -Mm. -You can't force fate. 139 00:06:46,883 --> 00:06:50,123 Please, I'm a man of science. I don't believe in fate. 140 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:51,123 Really? 141 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,403 We are on our way to Lorna's wedding. 142 00:06:53,483 --> 00:06:56,803 Lorna. The only other person unluckier in love than you. 143 00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,003 -Or you. -Shut the fuck up. 144 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:00,563 Anyway, how... how do you explain Lorna getting hitched 145 00:07:00,643 --> 00:07:01,963 without fate having a hand in it? Because I've... 146 00:07:02,043 --> 00:07:05,123 No, I don't think this wedding is gonna be a strong argument for fate, to be honest. 147 00:07:05,203 --> 00:07:06,603 -Why? -Why... why would you say that? 148 00:07:06,683 --> 00:07:09,403 Nothing. Just... He's quite a lot older. 149 00:07:09,483 --> 00:07:10,323 That's cold. 150 00:07:10,403 --> 00:07:12,403 And that her mom hates him so much, she's refusing to come. 151 00:07:12,483 --> 00:07:13,363 -Right. -Whoa. 152 00:07:13,443 --> 00:07:14,683 And he was her driving instructor. 153 00:07:14,763 --> 00:07:16,323 -Oh. -Come on. 154 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,403 I think that girl is literally cursed. 155 00:07:18,483 --> 00:07:20,403 Wait, didn't her last boyfriend vanish at sea? 156 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,123 -Potentially. -Okay, all right. This is ridiculous. 157 00:07:22,203 --> 00:07:25,443 There is no such thing as curses and there's no such thing as fate. 158 00:07:25,523 --> 00:07:27,203 (romantic music) 159 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:30,683 Hi. 160 00:07:31,603 --> 00:07:32,483 Hi. 161 00:07:34,603 --> 00:07:36,083 Great chat you two have. 162 00:07:36,483 --> 00:07:37,523 (chuckles) 163 00:07:40,723 --> 00:07:41,843 Are you going to Lorna's wedding? 164 00:07:43,483 --> 00:07:45,643 I don't know who that is. 165 00:07:45,723 --> 00:07:48,403 I, um... I've got a thing. 166 00:07:48,483 --> 00:07:52,003 -Cool. -Maybe I'll see you later. 167 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:52,923 Yeah. 168 00:07:53,883 --> 00:07:55,523 -Cool. -Cool. 169 00:08:03,043 --> 00:08:04,523 That was weird, right? 170 00:08:04,603 --> 00:08:06,563 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should get a move on. We're gonna be late. 171 00:08:06,643 --> 00:08:08,763 I hate everyone coming in and looking at you like that. 172 00:08:09,843 --> 00:08:13,763 (You Give Me Something playing) 173 00:08:23,843 --> 00:08:25,923 "Maybe I'll see you later," she said. 174 00:08:26,003 --> 00:08:28,843 I mean, that means I should go and see her at the wedding she's at now, right? 175 00:08:28,923 --> 00:08:30,083 I think it means you should stay at the wedding 176 00:08:30,163 --> 00:08:31,683 that you're actually invited to. 177 00:08:31,763 --> 00:08:34,443 -Yeah, but what about, like, fate, though? -I thought you were a man of science. 178 00:08:34,523 --> 00:08:37,323 I am complex, Jackson, that's what I am. 179 00:08:37,403 --> 00:08:40,443 Uh, guys, did you know this wedding was dry? 180 00:08:41,403 --> 00:08:43,843 -What? -Apparently Lorna's groom's in AA. 181 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:44,723 Oh, God. 182 00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:46,843 We are leaving the second the ceremony ends. 183 00:08:46,923 --> 00:08:48,323 Shh, shh, shh. It's starting. 184 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:52,203 (Perfect Moment playing) 185 00:09:00,483 --> 00:09:01,563 Oh, my God. 186 00:09:01,643 --> 00:09:05,523 Doesn't she look proper happy, though? Maybe the curse is finally broken. 187 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:16,923 I'm sorry. 188 00:09:18,003 --> 00:09:18,963 I... I can't. 189 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:25,803 (door opens, closes) 190 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,283 -Do you think this means we can go? -Shut the fuck up. 191 00:09:33,203 --> 00:09:34,163 (chuckles softly) 192 00:09:34,243 --> 00:09:36,083 Hey, Floyd's gonna be right back. 193 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:38,563 I think he probably just, um... 194 00:09:39,363 --> 00:09:41,243 uh, forgot something, so... 195 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:44,123 if you could just stay exactly where you are, 'cause... 196 00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:45,923 Floyd's gonna be right back. 197 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:50,283 She's getting in the car. 198 00:09:51,603 --> 00:09:52,963 She sat in the car. 199 00:09:53,923 --> 00:09:56,643 Oh, my God. This is a sign. 200 00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:59,043 Fate literally stopped this wedding so I can go and see Katie. 201 00:09:59,123 --> 00:09:59,923 All right, I'm gonna go. 202 00:10:00,003 --> 00:10:01,723 Well, you can't just crash someone else's wedding. 203 00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:03,523 Yeah, yeah, of course you can, if you bring us back some booze. Please. 204 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,963 Oh, my God, Stefan, you have to go crash that wedding. 205 00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,643 I really don't think Lorna would appreciate you bailing at this... 206 00:10:08,723 --> 00:10:09,923 Relax. 207 00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:11,163 It's not gonna cause an international incident 208 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,443 if Stefan steps out for half an hour. 209 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:16,043 (ominous music) 210 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,323 Anything else for you, love? 211 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:35,043 Uh, nope. Nope, all good. Just these. Thank you. 212 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:39,683 (birds chirping) 213 00:10:39,763 --> 00:10:42,043 Katie, we're on the front page of every single paper. 214 00:10:42,123 --> 00:10:44,163 -We need to get out of here, now. -Working on it. 215 00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:46,083 Are you stealing this bike? 216 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:49,203 Did you buy those? 217 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:51,403 Yes, because I don't just take what I want. 218 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:53,123 -With cash? -No, I did the tap. 219 00:10:54,883 --> 00:10:55,883 Stefan... 220 00:10:56,763 --> 00:10:59,803 they can track your card. 221 00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:02,163 How could you be so stupid? 222 00:11:02,243 --> 00:11:05,243 Okay, you know what, I've had enough of being treated like an idiot. 223 00:11:05,323 --> 00:11:07,523 If you're gonna push a car off a cliff or steal someone's bike, 224 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:10,203 -we need to talk about it first. -You always wanna talk. 225 00:11:10,283 --> 00:11:11,843 -And we don't have time for that. -Look. 226 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,723 Either you start listening to me or-- 227 00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:15,963 -Or what? -Or, I don't know, 228 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,003 maybe I give us up to the police? 229 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,163 Engine trouble? 230 00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:19,923 (ominous music) 231 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:27,403 Yes, that's it. Engine trouble. 232 00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:30,963 Oh, that's the worst. And Gavin, our mechanic, is off on holiday. 233 00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:33,923 -Oh. -In Lanzarote. 234 00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:35,843 -Lucky for some, you know. -Yeah. 235 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,243 (birds chirping) 236 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,443 I could give you a lift, if you like? 237 00:11:42,523 --> 00:11:43,603 -Oh, no, that's-- -Oh... 238 00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:46,043 That's settled then. Come on. 239 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,283 -Let's go. -Okay. 240 00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:51,363 (upbeat electronic music) 241 00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:17,763 You know, again, we really don't mind walking. 242 00:12:17,843 --> 00:12:19,803 -You know, get some exercise. -Oh, I won't hear of it. 243 00:12:20,483 --> 00:12:22,603 Listen. It'll take you all day. 244 00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:24,203 What did you say the address was? 245 00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:26,883 -Gull... -Gull House. 246 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,363 Oh, that sounds familiar. 247 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,843 Oh, Fred Delaney's place! 248 00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:32,123 That's the one. 249 00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:34,283 Uncle Fred is a Delaney? 250 00:12:34,363 --> 00:12:37,643 I'm surprised you know the place. Old Delaney is a real recluse. 251 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,363 What brings you up to visit him? 252 00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,123 Oh, you know. 253 00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:43,243 I have no idea. 254 00:12:43,323 --> 00:12:46,323 (upbeat electronic music continues) 255 00:12:58,323 --> 00:13:01,883 Right, so the last CCTV sighting had them crossing the Firth Of Forth, 256 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:04,123 so they're not trying to fly out of Glasgow or Edinburgh. 257 00:13:04,203 --> 00:13:06,363 -Unless they're trying to throw us off. -No. 258 00:13:06,803 --> 00:13:08,683 I'd reckon that they're trying to... they're trying to hide out 259 00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:09,643 or they're trying to find a port. 260 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:12,883 Ah, in which case, they could be... they could be anywhere. 261 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:14,083 Yeah, they're not running anywhere, are they? 262 00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:15,403 You know what I mean? Like, New Zealand. 263 00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:17,323 I mean, obviously, not New Zealand, no. 264 00:13:17,403 --> 00:13:20,163 Or Narnia. Maybe they're in the Lost City of Atlantis. 265 00:13:20,243 --> 00:13:21,123 Maybe they're there. 266 00:13:23,763 --> 00:13:25,323 Are you being weird with me? 267 00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:28,043 You sound like you're 12. 268 00:13:29,363 --> 00:13:31,323 You do this every time something like last night happens. 269 00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:34,403 No, I don't. I just feel like there's a reason 270 00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:37,243 that this thing keeps happening between us, that's all. 271 00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:39,843 Yeah, there's a pretty simple explanation. 272 00:13:39,923 --> 00:13:40,883 I was depressed... 273 00:13:40,963 --> 00:13:42,923 -Oh, brilliant. -...because I let a suspect 274 00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:45,843 from the biggest case of my career escape. 275 00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:47,603 Yeah? We got drunk... 276 00:13:47,683 --> 00:13:49,283 I just, if... 277 00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:51,923 You know, it feels a bit like... 278 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:58,763 like fate to me. 279 00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:01,283 That's all. 280 00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:04,603 Obviously... Oh, forget about it. 281 00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:06,323 (scoffs) 282 00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:07,363 (cell phone chimes, buzzes) 283 00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,683 Oh, shit, take the next exit. 284 00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:11,723 Why? 285 00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:13,763 Stefan Bridges just used his debit card in a shop 286 00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:15,243 about 90 miles north of Edinburgh. 287 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,283 He used his debit card? 288 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,563 Honestly. 289 00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:21,723 Sometimes I think this guy is a criminal mastermind, 290 00:14:21,803 --> 00:14:23,403 and sometimes I think he's just a fucking idiot. 291 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:24,683 He's a fucking idiot. 292 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:25,603 (scoffs) 293 00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:27,963 (suspenseful music) 294 00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:48,243 (soft dance music) 295 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,363 (indistinct chattering) 296 00:15:03,763 --> 00:15:04,563 Wow. 297 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,163 So I actually thought that blood diamonds were red, 298 00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:15,803 but it turns out they just look like real diamonds. 299 00:15:15,883 --> 00:15:17,283 -Oh. Oh, no. -I know. 300 00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:18,803 Well, how... how do you tell the difference? 301 00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,443 So the blood ones are actually cheaper. 302 00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:21,683 So, what's the point in a blood diamond? 303 00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:24,523 -Mary, Hugo. Mingle, please. -Daddy! 304 00:15:25,283 --> 00:15:26,403 I need a moment with Katie. 305 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,123 You enjoying the party? 306 00:15:29,203 --> 00:15:30,883 -Yes. It's so beautiful-- -Shame this is as long 307 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,723 as it lasts for you. 308 00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:36,123 -I had a background check done. -I'm sorry, I don't understand. 309 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,723 I've had a file presented to me. Do you know what was in it? 310 00:15:41,243 --> 00:15:42,403 Nothing. 311 00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:45,523 Isn't that good? 312 00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:48,683 Most people leave a footprint in this world, Katie. 313 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:52,203 My team couldn't find anyone that knew you before three years ago. 314 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,123 I'm just a very private person. 315 00:15:56,203 --> 00:15:59,363 Private people don't deliberately mislead their new families. 316 00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:01,603 You told me you were a student at the Institut Matterhorn 317 00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:02,883 when you were younger. 318 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,843 -I did. -There's no record of you. 319 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,563 You could be anyone. I need to protect my family. 320 00:16:08,643 --> 00:16:09,603 Well... 321 00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:14,043 maybe you should start by hiring people who know how to do their jobs. 322 00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:16,603 -Excuse me? -So the school didn't keep proper records? 323 00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:17,803 Big deal. 324 00:16:17,883 --> 00:16:21,443 But one of my old classmates is standing literally right behind you. Excuse me. 325 00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:26,603 Hey. I thought I'd drop by, you know, you said "maybe see you later"-- 326 00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:29,163 -Emphasis on maybe. Listen-- -Look, I just wanted to say that I... 327 00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:31,563 I know obviously we had this spark, and I don't know, 328 00:16:31,643 --> 00:16:33,603 maybe, like, something like fate agrees, 329 00:16:33,683 --> 00:16:36,403 because I mean, I'm literally next door at a wedding, 330 00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:37,763 and you're here at a wedding-- 331 00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:39,843 Yeah, this isn't a wedding, this is my engagement party. 332 00:16:41,523 --> 00:16:46,043 Oh, my God. Uh... Well, I'm so sorry, uh, okay? I... I will leave. 333 00:16:46,123 --> 00:16:47,883 No. No, no. I need you to stay. 334 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,323 I need you to convince my father-in-law we went 335 00:16:49,403 --> 00:16:50,483 to a Swiss boarding school together... 336 00:16:50,563 --> 00:16:52,563 -What? What? -Robert? This is Stefan. 337 00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,083 We studied together at Institut Matterhorn. 338 00:16:55,163 --> 00:16:58,923 Hello. Hi. Yeah. In Switzerland. In the Alps! 339 00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:00,083 ROBERT: Mm. 340 00:17:00,163 --> 00:17:01,563 Were you a boarder or a day student? 341 00:17:01,643 --> 00:17:06,203 Uh, boarder, yeah. That's how, uh, me and Katie first met. 342 00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:07,843 My parents dumped me there the first chance they got. 343 00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:08,763 (Stefan chuckles softly) 344 00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:09,883 And who are your parents? 345 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,083 Uh, Leslie. 346 00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:14,923 Which one? 347 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,563 Both of them? 348 00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:20,603 It's their surname. It's what he's trying to say. 349 00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:23,563 -He's just a joker. -Yeah, just kidding there. Uh, yeah. 350 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,563 But you wouldn't know them because they moved to Australia. 351 00:17:26,643 --> 00:17:28,203 Uh, a long time ago. 352 00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:29,843 ROBERT: Hmm. 353 00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:32,763 Katie, this conversation isn't over. 354 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:33,843 Of course. 355 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,203 -"Leslie"? -I don't know, I panicked. 356 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,723 -Just Leslie? -He's like posh Thanos. What do you want? 357 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,963 Okay. I'm going to leave now. 358 00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,243 You're not leaving. 359 00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:48,523 You're my childhood friend now, and you're gonna help me sell that. 360 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,523 It's the least you could do for barging in here. 361 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,323 -Uh, yeah, okay. -Okay? 362 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,523 -Okay. -Go team. 363 00:17:55,603 --> 00:17:56,563 Go team. 364 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,843 (footsteps leaving) 365 00:17:57,923 --> 00:17:59,363 (cell phone ringing) 366 00:18:03,923 --> 00:18:05,803 -Hey. - JACKSON: Where's our booze, Stef? 367 00:18:05,883 --> 00:18:10,083 -It's miserable over here. -Yeah, and Lorna won't let anyone leave. 368 00:18:10,163 --> 00:18:11,123 It's like Dog Day Afternoon 369 00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:13,083 but with a woman who once got dumped by her second cousin. 370 00:18:13,163 --> 00:18:15,203 Yeah, and Suji's gone to the other end of the scale 371 00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:16,963 and is now flirting with a senior citizen. 372 00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:19,923 He spent half an hour telling me about dating someone from ABBA. 373 00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:23,963 Yeah, I mean, obviously I was devastated 374 00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:27,523 -when Agnetha ended it, but, uh... -Mm. 375 00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:30,883 ...we'll still have the song she named after me. 376 00:18:32,443 --> 00:18:33,803 -"Fernando"? -"Fernando". 377 00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:37,043 -But your name is Arthur. -That's right. 378 00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:42,003 Please come back now. With vodka. 379 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,083 I... I can't right now, okay? I'm... I'm... 380 00:18:45,843 --> 00:18:47,643 I'm kinda in over my head here. 381 00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:50,323 (car horn honks) 382 00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:51,683 (car engine revving) 383 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:52,963 KATIE: Phew. 384 00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:56,203 -We really dodged a bullet there. -Dodged a bullet? 385 00:18:56,283 --> 00:18:58,003 We're walking towards one. Another Delaney? 386 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,963 Are you trying to get us killed? 387 00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,043 (tires screech) 388 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:02,763 TERRY: Hold up! 389 00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:04,563 (ominous music) 390 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,403 -Get ready to run. -Okay. 391 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:14,563 Do you's want this? 392 00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:17,563 (upbeat music) 393 00:19:19,883 --> 00:19:21,563 STEFAN: The minute that police officer needs the loo, 394 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,403 he's gonna read his paper, see our faces, 395 00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:25,123 and come back with the shitting cavalry. 396 00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:27,443 -We'll be quick. -So will all the police in Scotland! 397 00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:29,443 Stop! 398 00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:33,283 Katie, this feels wrong to me. 399 00:19:33,363 --> 00:19:35,483 Like, what if Uncle Fred is in on it? 400 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:42,323 Stefan, he's my only hope of finding out what happened. Please. 401 00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:44,963 As soon as you meet him, you'll get it. 402 00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:50,683 Last Christmas, we stayed up all night drinking whiskey, 403 00:19:50,763 --> 00:19:53,323 talking shit about the rest of the family. 404 00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:58,403 He's not like them. You'll see. He checks in on me. He's really sweet. 405 00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:02,323 Plus he's vegan! He wouldn't hurt a fly. 406 00:20:03,163 --> 00:20:05,883 Jesus! Oh, my God. Okay! He's trying to kill us. 407 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:07,203 Katie? 408 00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:10,763 He was aiming high. 409 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,883 Thank God I missed. 410 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,923 (birds singing) 411 00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:15,883 Okay. 412 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,843 Darling girl, I'm so glad you're all right. 413 00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:25,123 I've seen what they're saying in the papers, and I don't believe a word. 414 00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:27,283 I know you didn't do it. 415 00:20:27,363 --> 00:20:29,403 -Mm. -Thank you. 416 00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:31,363 Sorry about the... (mimics gunshot) you know. 417 00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:35,203 But they've killed eight Delaneys. I won't let them make it nine. 418 00:20:35,283 --> 00:20:36,483 (thuds) 419 00:20:37,683 --> 00:20:39,283 Come through. Come through. 420 00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:42,883 Thirty minutes and way less if he tries to shoot us again. 421 00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:45,963 (suspenseful music) 422 00:20:58,283 --> 00:21:01,163 Katie actually won the yodeling cup, two years in a row. 423 00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:04,283 Yes. I am a champion yodeler. 424 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,923 -I take it very seriously. -The goats love her. 425 00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:09,603 Remember when we got snowed in that one Christmas? 426 00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:12,923 Yes, 1998. Storm Elsa, they called her. 427 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:16,523 Fun fact, they named that storm after our kindergarten teacher. 428 00:21:16,603 --> 00:21:17,923 Who later turned out to be a cop. 429 00:21:18,803 --> 00:21:19,643 (coughs) 430 00:21:19,723 --> 00:21:21,683 -You all right there? -Yeah. Mm-mm. 431 00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:23,203 So, what do you do? 432 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,123 (Katie and Stefan laugh) 433 00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:25,803 KATIE: You dickhead. 434 00:21:25,883 --> 00:21:27,963 -A kindergarten cop? -That's a classic. 435 00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:30,563 You have to be at least kind of plausible. You're going to get me in trouble. 436 00:21:30,643 --> 00:21:32,563 -Okay, all right. Okay. -I'm serious. 437 00:21:32,643 --> 00:21:34,123 I'll tone it down, all right? 438 00:21:34,203 --> 00:21:35,443 Uh, but I will say this. 439 00:21:35,523 --> 00:21:38,003 Lying to your in-laws? Not a healthy way to start a marriage. 440 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,363 Oh? 441 00:21:39,443 --> 00:21:40,683 (chuckles softly) 442 00:21:40,763 --> 00:21:42,603 Oh, shit, Hugo. 443 00:21:42,683 --> 00:21:45,563 Uh, okay, it's okay. We met before. He never remembers me. 444 00:21:45,643 --> 00:21:46,443 Ah! 445 00:21:46,523 --> 00:21:47,843 (grunts, chuckles) 446 00:21:47,923 --> 00:21:49,963 -Hi, mushy! -Ah... 447 00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:55,763 Well... I know all about you two. 448 00:21:57,323 --> 00:22:00,163 -Uh... Yeah. -Friends from school, right? Yeah. 449 00:22:00,243 --> 00:22:02,483 -Uh, Jo... Stefan. -Stefan. 450 00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:06,283 Oh, finally get to meet one of her mates, it's a bloody bloke. Bloody hell. 451 00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:07,963 She's a bit of a mystery, this one, Stefan. 452 00:22:08,043 --> 00:22:10,763 But then again, women are all mysteries to me. 453 00:22:11,203 --> 00:22:12,043 Hmm. 454 00:22:13,403 --> 00:22:15,723 Ah. But no, what was she like? 455 00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:18,163 Did the girls get into pillow fights and stuff? 456 00:22:18,243 --> 00:22:20,723 Because we didn't have them at my school. Girls. 457 00:22:20,803 --> 00:22:23,683 Oh, mushy, you don't wanna hear about all that boring stuff. 458 00:22:23,763 --> 00:22:25,243 No, I absolutely do, so... 459 00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:26,963 (mimics whirring, whistles) 460 00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:28,403 Spill the beans. 461 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:32,203 -Uh, right. Um, Katie, well, uh... -Yeah. 462 00:22:32,283 --> 00:22:33,443 Maybe later, mush? 463 00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:35,203 We have our little thank you speech, remember? 464 00:22:35,283 --> 00:22:38,683 Oh, yes. Of course. Um, catch you on the flipside, Steve, okay? 465 00:22:38,763 --> 00:22:40,323 (dramatic music) 466 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,163 Mushy? 467 00:22:45,683 --> 00:22:46,683 (scoffs) 468 00:22:51,483 --> 00:22:53,963 Stefan! Just the fellow. 469 00:22:54,803 --> 00:22:57,403 I was hoping you could help clear something up for me. 470 00:22:57,483 --> 00:23:00,923 -Yeah, sure, of course. -How old were you when you met Katie? 471 00:23:01,003 --> 00:23:03,323 When I met Katie? Uh, well, I was, um... 472 00:23:04,403 --> 00:23:06,483 Uh, six? Six... six years old. 473 00:23:07,683 --> 00:23:08,483 Interesting. 474 00:23:09,883 --> 00:23:13,483 Because the institute only takes children from the age of 13. 475 00:23:13,563 --> 00:23:15,643 Right, yeah, no. Of course. Um... 476 00:23:15,723 --> 00:23:18,443 No, uh, what... I mean, uh... 477 00:23:18,923 --> 00:23:20,243 I'm just a bit muddled. 478 00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:25,523 (jazz music) 479 00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:34,883 You look more and more like my Isobel every time I see you, you know. 480 00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:37,723 Hmm. 481 00:23:39,323 --> 00:23:42,763 Poor girl. You must be traumatized. 482 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:51,803 Fred, you know the Delaneys' dirty secrets better than anyone. 483 00:23:51,883 --> 00:23:54,083 Do you have any idea who might have done this? 484 00:23:55,163 --> 00:23:59,683 My family has a hundred vendettas, darling. Thousands. 485 00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:03,883 You don't get money like ours by being nice. 486 00:24:03,963 --> 00:24:07,203 They make enemies. That's what money does. 487 00:24:07,283 --> 00:24:11,083 They were cunts. God rest their souls. 488 00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:13,003 -Hmm. -What I'm saying is, 489 00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:16,323 there are so, so many people who could have done it. 490 00:24:17,603 --> 00:24:18,403 KATIE: Right. 491 00:24:18,483 --> 00:24:21,323 Well, let's start with the most obvious. 492 00:24:21,403 --> 00:24:23,443 Take your pick of the organized crime mobs. 493 00:24:23,523 --> 00:24:26,443 Albanian, Galician, the Stuttgart lot-- 494 00:24:26,523 --> 00:24:28,603 Oh, sounds like a long list. A bit of a dead end. 495 00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:31,483 Well, thank you for helping. We should probably get going. 496 00:24:31,563 --> 00:24:33,323 Oh, it's not safe for you out there. 497 00:24:33,403 --> 00:24:35,243 God knows who might be after you. 498 00:24:35,323 --> 00:24:37,403 Let me make you some tea 499 00:24:37,483 --> 00:24:41,963 and we can figure out the best way to get you both somewhere safe, hmm? 500 00:24:42,763 --> 00:24:44,043 You know, I'd love some tea. 501 00:24:44,123 --> 00:24:45,643 (chuckles softly) 502 00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:46,643 Hm. 503 00:24:50,883 --> 00:24:52,683 -I really think we should get going. -Oh, my God. 504 00:24:52,763 --> 00:24:54,763 Can't you just chill for two seconds? 505 00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:56,723 When have I ever got you in trouble? 506 00:24:57,803 --> 00:24:59,603 Jesus, come on. Ow. 507 00:25:00,643 --> 00:25:01,443 ROBERT: Where'd you find him? 508 00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:04,603 You should ask for your money back. 509 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:07,803 He doesn't look the part, hasn't learnt his lines. 510 00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:09,763 What do you mean? 511 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:12,443 Whoever he is, this stooge of yours... 512 00:25:12,523 --> 00:25:14,043 can't get his story straight. 513 00:25:14,123 --> 00:25:16,043 -I can explain. -No. 514 00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:18,163 I don't like to be lied to, Katie. 515 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,963 Start clearing people out. Party's over. 516 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:26,963 And if she ever shows her face again, make her regret it. 517 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,283 I'm nothing. 518 00:25:33,523 --> 00:25:35,563 I come from nothing. 519 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:39,483 You're right, I lied. 520 00:25:40,283 --> 00:25:43,763 I never went to a Swiss boarding school. 521 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:48,883 I didn't grow up riding, and I never summered in Tuscany. 522 00:25:52,483 --> 00:25:55,643 I've been on my own, fending for myself my whole life. 523 00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:58,243 (somber music) 524 00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,443 My father... 525 00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:04,083 he was just a fisherman. 526 00:26:05,883 --> 00:26:10,163 And he died, young and broke. 527 00:26:12,843 --> 00:26:14,163 I came here... 528 00:26:16,403 --> 00:26:18,363 and I fell in love with your son. 529 00:26:20,243 --> 00:26:22,803 And I thought that if you knew where I actually came from, 530 00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:25,123 you'd never let me anywhere near your family. 531 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:27,083 So, yes. 532 00:26:28,803 --> 00:26:31,403 I paid someone to wipe my digital footprint. 533 00:26:32,163 --> 00:26:33,803 I was embarrassed. 534 00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,923 I've wanted to tell you for so long... 535 00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:41,043 but I thought that that would mean losing Hugo. 536 00:26:41,123 --> 00:26:46,243 And I can't bear the thought of that because I love your son with all my heart. 537 00:26:49,323 --> 00:26:51,043 I apologize. 538 00:26:56,403 --> 00:26:57,923 You've misread me, young lady. 539 00:27:00,963 --> 00:27:02,923 My father had a fishing boat. 540 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,203 In Essex. 541 00:27:07,763 --> 00:27:10,803 I can still smell the spray sometimes. 542 00:27:13,243 --> 00:27:14,923 He turned it into an international business 543 00:27:15,003 --> 00:27:17,323 by the time me and my brother were in our teens. 544 00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,843 Eventually, he managed to give us the world. 545 00:27:25,123 --> 00:27:28,403 Your background is nothing to be ashamed of with me. 546 00:27:29,963 --> 00:27:32,283 Probably best if we keep it from Hugo, though. 547 00:27:36,563 --> 00:27:40,283 But... I'm going to need an iron-clad prenup. 548 00:27:40,363 --> 00:27:42,363 (dramatic music) 549 00:27:57,403 --> 00:27:59,683 To Hugo and Katie! 550 00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:02,643 Hugo and Katie! 551 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,523 (Boogie Nights playing) 552 00:28:16,163 --> 00:28:17,883 Fate can go fuck itself. 553 00:28:19,643 --> 00:28:22,163 The whole thing was a reminder to me of this incredible chemistry together, 554 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:24,843 and she's... marrying someone else. 555 00:28:27,843 --> 00:28:29,523 And she said she loves him, but honestly, 556 00:28:29,603 --> 00:28:31,483 their whole vibe together is off. 557 00:28:31,563 --> 00:28:32,363 Hmm. 558 00:28:32,443 --> 00:28:34,843 She's like a completely different person when she's around him. 559 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:39,803 Plus, that party was weird, man. That... that family is, like, scary rich. 560 00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:42,883 Yeah, my sister said the Delaneys are proper dodge. 561 00:28:43,803 --> 00:28:44,763 What do you mean? 562 00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:50,323 I mean, Yuna never explained it when she was with Hugo but she hated them. 563 00:28:50,403 --> 00:28:53,043 You know? I mean, that kind of money does a lot 564 00:28:53,123 --> 00:28:55,443 to hide some ugly secrets, you know? 565 00:28:55,523 --> 00:28:56,443 Damn. 566 00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,283 What is wrong with Anil? 567 00:29:01,403 --> 00:29:03,723 Him and Jackson are playing a drinking game. 568 00:29:03,803 --> 00:29:06,603 Drink every time you see something incredibly sad. 569 00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:07,843 Oh. 570 00:29:08,403 --> 00:29:10,763 Unless they must be fucking wasted, no? 571 00:29:12,923 --> 00:29:16,243 -Things not working out with Fernando? -Oh, no, fuck that guy. 572 00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:18,363 I googled it, right? Turns out Fernando's about 573 00:29:18,443 --> 00:29:19,843 the Mexican War of Independence. 574 00:29:19,923 --> 00:29:21,683 -Jesus. -Yeah. 575 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,683 I just don't know what I want anymore. 576 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:27,243 (Never Had a Dream Come True playing) 577 00:29:27,323 --> 00:29:29,243 -Yeah. Me neither. -Yeah. 578 00:29:33,683 --> 00:29:35,243 Can you dance with me? 579 00:29:36,283 --> 00:29:37,403 I can, of course. 580 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:46,163 ANIL (whispering): Jackson! Jackson! 581 00:29:49,243 --> 00:29:51,123 This was going to be my first dance with Floyd. 582 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:56,523 That's... nice. 583 00:29:56,603 --> 00:29:59,083 They'll have to play it again when he comes back. 584 00:30:00,563 --> 00:30:01,603 Lorna... 585 00:30:03,163 --> 00:30:04,243 I wonder if... 586 00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:08,643 it might be time to accept that maybe... 587 00:30:10,123 --> 00:30:12,123 you and Floyd aren't meant to be. 588 00:30:13,003 --> 00:30:14,003 Because he's been to jail? 589 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:17,963 What? No. Fuck. Jesus. No, no. Because he ran away on your wedding day. 590 00:30:19,523 --> 00:30:20,563 I just think... 591 00:30:21,323 --> 00:30:22,603 sometimes... 592 00:30:24,243 --> 00:30:28,083 even though we really, really care about someone... 593 00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:34,243 we have to face the facts and see them for who they are 594 00:30:34,323 --> 00:30:35,763 and where they're at. 595 00:30:45,603 --> 00:30:47,363 LORNA: Hello. 596 00:30:49,283 --> 00:30:50,283 Hello. 597 00:30:51,563 --> 00:30:52,563 Um... 598 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,003 I have an announcement. 599 00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:58,203 I've been thinking, and, um... 600 00:30:58,283 --> 00:30:59,643 (shaky breathing) 601 00:30:59,723 --> 00:31:02,483 ...I don't think that Floyd is coming back. 602 00:31:03,643 --> 00:31:05,763 -Drink. -But... 603 00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:08,523 but I'm not sure that I mind anymore. 604 00:31:10,363 --> 00:31:12,763 Because... as that song was playing, 605 00:31:12,843 --> 00:31:16,003 it reminded me that it was playing on the car radio 606 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,203 the night that Floyd and me first made love... 607 00:31:19,803 --> 00:31:20,803 in the back seat. 608 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,363 Oh, my God, is that actually the car they first fucked in? 609 00:31:24,443 --> 00:31:27,643 And from that moment in the car park of the Longsight Lidl... 610 00:31:28,923 --> 00:31:30,963 until the moment I walked down the aisle this morning, 611 00:31:31,043 --> 00:31:33,323 Floyd, he made me happy every single day. 612 00:31:36,403 --> 00:31:38,683 And it was fate that we met. 613 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:41,403 And it was... fate that we parted. 614 00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:46,763 And even if this is the end of our road... 615 00:31:48,083 --> 00:31:49,243 (Lorna chuckles softly) 616 00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:54,163 ...I'd rather spend these last four months loving Floyd than... 617 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:56,523 than never loved him at all. 618 00:31:59,243 --> 00:32:04,643 And by God, one day I will pass that driving test. 619 00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:09,043 Wait. She didn't even pass the fucking test? 620 00:32:09,123 --> 00:32:10,523 I can't... I can't anymore. 621 00:32:12,243 --> 00:32:13,123 (microphone thuds) 622 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:20,283 (suspenseful music) 623 00:32:23,363 --> 00:32:25,643 METTS: Look, I'm sorry if I was a bit snippy with you earlier. 624 00:32:25,723 --> 00:32:27,523 DONAHUE: What, what? I didn't notice. 625 00:32:27,603 --> 00:32:28,803 I just think we should probably keep, you know, 626 00:32:28,883 --> 00:32:31,003 work stuff and other stuff separate. 627 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:34,243 -Do you know what I mean? -Oh. Yeah. 628 00:32:34,323 --> 00:32:35,963 We're such a good team. I don't wanna risk that. 629 00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:39,923 Yeah, of course. Uh, absolutely. 630 00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,043 Yeah. Cheers, mate. 631 00:32:42,483 --> 00:32:43,923 (inhales deeply) 632 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:47,083 All of you fucking gaggle of Girl Guides, listen up. 633 00:32:48,123 --> 00:32:51,603 Okay, so, as you've probably gathered, 634 00:32:51,683 --> 00:32:55,323 we're looking for two suspects, Katie McConnell and Stefan Bridges, 635 00:32:55,403 --> 00:32:59,043 sighted here at the village shop at 10:48 this morning. 636 00:32:59,123 --> 00:33:02,523 Now, I wanna go door-to-door, every door, no one gets missed. 637 00:33:02,603 --> 00:33:05,483 The rest of you, I wanna sweep the countryside, 638 00:33:05,563 --> 00:33:08,323 turn this place upside down and inside out until we find them. 639 00:33:09,123 --> 00:33:10,643 This is who you're looking for. 640 00:33:11,563 --> 00:33:12,803 Any questions? 641 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:19,763 (The Only Way Is Up playing) 642 00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,203 Drink! 643 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:37,523 Hi. 644 00:33:38,363 --> 00:33:39,163 Hey. 645 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:48,563 Excuse me. Have you seen my groom anywhere? 646 00:33:48,643 --> 00:33:53,763 He's a lot drunker than usual and, ah, I'm worried about him. 647 00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:57,043 (in an old man's voice) Hello. I'm worried that-- 648 00:33:57,123 --> 00:33:58,723 -Don't do the voice. -(normal voice) Sorry. 649 00:33:59,563 --> 00:34:02,963 Oh, the whole Floyd-Lorna thing, I've just... 650 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:07,843 I've been worried about so many things about our wedding... 651 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:10,803 but, uh, 652 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:16,203 I didn't ever think that maybe my bride could just... do a runner. 653 00:34:16,283 --> 00:34:17,203 (Anil chuckles softly) 654 00:34:17,283 --> 00:34:19,803 (dance music) 655 00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:20,683 Anil. 656 00:34:21,883 --> 00:34:22,963 Anil, look at me. 657 00:34:24,123 --> 00:34:25,763 No, at me. 658 00:34:26,883 --> 00:34:28,123 Look, that is... 659 00:34:29,323 --> 00:34:32,243 that is never gonna happen. 660 00:34:33,563 --> 00:34:34,883 I promise. 661 00:34:36,163 --> 00:34:37,523 Oh. 662 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:46,403 (Whole Again playing) 663 00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:53,003 Hi. 664 00:34:54,603 --> 00:34:55,643 What are you doing here? 665 00:34:56,683 --> 00:34:59,363 I thought showing up uninvited to each other's parties 666 00:34:59,443 --> 00:35:01,363 was kind of our thing. 667 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:05,883 I wanted to thank you for trying to cover for me earlier. 668 00:35:07,363 --> 00:35:11,283 Things got a little bit intense with Hugo's dad, didn't it? 669 00:35:11,363 --> 00:35:12,483 They did, yeah. 670 00:35:15,643 --> 00:35:17,483 Did you mean what you said to him? 671 00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:24,843 If you love Hugo that much, why did you sleep with me? 672 00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:34,083 People marry people for lots of reasons, Stefan. 673 00:35:34,163 --> 00:35:35,563 That doesn't answer my question. 674 00:35:35,643 --> 00:35:36,643 Hmm. 675 00:35:36,723 --> 00:35:39,683 (Whole Again continues playing) 676 00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:43,843 You know... 677 00:35:46,443 --> 00:35:47,523 if I was... 678 00:35:48,923 --> 00:35:50,443 leading a different life... 679 00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:54,443 I would go for this. 680 00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:57,763 But I'm living this one. 681 00:35:58,323 --> 00:35:59,763 So I can't. 682 00:36:10,723 --> 00:36:11,803 Thanks again. 683 00:36:18,403 --> 00:36:19,523 (sighs) 684 00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:30,003 It's done. 685 00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:31,563 Ah. 686 00:36:31,643 --> 00:36:33,843 (birds chirping) 687 00:36:37,523 --> 00:36:38,883 Thank you. 688 00:36:44,123 --> 00:36:45,323 Thank you. 689 00:36:46,403 --> 00:36:48,203 (gulping) 690 00:36:48,603 --> 00:36:49,483 Oh, fuck. 691 00:36:50,323 --> 00:36:52,283 Delicious. We should go. 692 00:36:52,363 --> 00:36:54,123 We've definitely overstayed our welcome. 693 00:36:54,203 --> 00:36:57,043 No rush. May I use your loo? 694 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:58,123 Of course. 695 00:36:58,203 --> 00:36:59,203 Thank you. 696 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:06,563 I'd be looking after her. 697 00:37:06,643 --> 00:37:07,483 (forced chuckle) 698 00:37:07,563 --> 00:37:08,963 Ah, more the other way around. 699 00:37:09,043 --> 00:37:10,643 Hm. I'm sure. 700 00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:15,763 Is that your daughter? 701 00:37:15,843 --> 00:37:17,603 Yes. She left us... 702 00:37:19,163 --> 00:37:20,403 ten years ago. 703 00:37:21,363 --> 00:37:22,723 Who was it that said... 704 00:37:23,563 --> 00:37:26,963 "Drugs are God's way of saying, you have too much money"? 705 00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,283 One of the reasons I don't have any now. 706 00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:34,283 (chuckles) 707 00:37:35,203 --> 00:37:39,803 Katie was the best thing to happen to this family since Isobel died. 708 00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:44,083 It's absurd that they think she did it. 709 00:37:45,203 --> 00:37:48,363 She's such a... good girl. 710 00:37:48,963 --> 00:37:51,883 (ominous music) 711 00:37:53,203 --> 00:37:56,083 -Dude, I'm peeing! -We need to leave. 712 00:37:56,163 --> 00:37:57,403 -What? -Seriously. 713 00:37:57,483 --> 00:37:59,123 We'll leave in a minute. 714 00:37:59,203 --> 00:38:02,043 You know, you can't just barge in on me because you have a funny feeling. 715 00:38:02,123 --> 00:38:04,483 (car engine revving) 716 00:38:06,883 --> 00:38:09,283 I think Uncle Fred is in on it. 717 00:38:10,403 --> 00:38:14,763 You think that man is responsible for the murder of his entire family? 718 00:38:14,843 --> 00:38:17,043 Okay, maybe not directly, but he's definitely involved. 719 00:38:17,123 --> 00:38:18,603 How can you suspect him? 720 00:38:18,683 --> 00:38:22,643 He's a sweet, old man with a broken heart in a sweater vest. 721 00:38:22,723 --> 00:38:25,403 Katie, I have been in the most gullible state imaginable, 722 00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:28,283 head over heels, and even I've had my suspicions about you. 723 00:38:28,363 --> 00:38:31,523 We show up to his house, his entire family have been poisoned, 724 00:38:31,603 --> 00:38:33,323 and he doesn't suspect you at all? 725 00:38:33,403 --> 00:38:36,043 How could that be if he wasn't in on it himself? 726 00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:41,403 (ominous music continues) 727 00:38:41,483 --> 00:38:43,803 Just because you don't trust me, it doesn't mean no one does. 728 00:38:43,883 --> 00:38:45,403 Jesus, no. I... At every... 729 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:49,443 at every turn, all day, any suggestion, anything, you just have ignored me. 730 00:38:49,523 --> 00:38:51,163 I mean, why'd you bring me in on this? 731 00:38:51,243 --> 00:38:52,883 I brought you along to make sure you didn't die. 732 00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:55,443 Which, by the way, practically a full-time job. 733 00:38:55,523 --> 00:38:56,963 God, you are crazy. This is... 734 00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:00,443 Huh? 735 00:39:03,923 --> 00:39:06,883 Stefan, let me tell you something. 736 00:39:06,963 --> 00:39:09,603 This is my world, not yours. 737 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:13,283 So shut up and do as you're told because you're useless otherwise. 738 00:39:14,323 --> 00:39:15,123 Useless? 739 00:39:16,003 --> 00:39:17,483 Is that what you really think? 740 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,163 -You want the truth? -Yeah. 741 00:39:19,243 --> 00:39:21,923 Yes. Yes, it is. 742 00:39:25,323 --> 00:39:28,323 (suspenseful music) 743 00:39:51,323 --> 00:39:54,323 (Funnel of Love playing)