>> Previously, on "Days"... >> Kayla: Where are you going to find a woman that would be
willing to carry Stefano's clone?
It was just being so helpless,
not being able to move or
scream.
I just had to lie there and
listen to him,
the arrogance and the pleasure
he took at scaring me.
>> Steve: Come here, come here.
I've got you baby.
I got you.
>> John: You got a lot of nerve
coming in here with a potted
plant to what you said to me.
>> Sarah: I didn't know you
remembered.
>> John: I simply stood up for
Eric and Nicole.
So you told me that I wasn't
part of your family and I never
would be.
You said I was nobody.
[exhales]
>> Sami: I was upset,
I was hurt.
[glass shattering]
>> John: You're the same person
you've always been, Samantha
Gene, you're nothing but a mean,
nasty bitch.
>> Belle: I don't want you to
leave.
I couldn't bear it if I never
saw you again.
>> Philip: Belle. >> Belle: You have to get out of here, no, stop it.
This never should have happened.
>> Philip: Don't say that.
You wanted this as much as I
did.
>> Belle: No, it was a mistake,
Philip, I'm engaged.
>> Philip: There was nothing
wrong with what we did.
>> Belle: How can you say that?
>> Philip: Because I know you,
you wouldn't have done this
if it didn't mean anything.
>> Belle: It was just sex.
That's all it was, and it
will never happen again.
>> Shawn: What the hell have you done with her? Where is she? Huh?
Where is she?
>> Jan: Belle is--
doesn't matter.
Just let Philip have her.
He wants her and she wants him.
>> Shawn: That is not true.
>> Jan: Oh, but it is.
And so I did you a little favor.
>> Shawn: What do you mean?
>> Jan: I knew you could really
never love me until she was
dead.
So I shot her and disposed of
her body.
>> Marlena: Oh! Oh!
>> Jan: She's dead.
>> John: You what?
>> Marlena: Oh, John!
>> John: You did what?
What did you do?
>> Jan: Shawn? >> Shawn: Yeah, yeah, I'm here. >> Jan: Where am I?
>> You are at Salem University
Hospital.
>> Jan: Hospital?
What happened?
>> Shawn: You were involved in
an incident.
You have major injuries, and--
and you went into a coma.
>> Jan: A coma? For how long?
A day, a week?
>> Shawn: Longer than that.
A lot longer than that.
>> Jan: Tell me.
I want to know.
>> Shawn: You've been in a coma
for an entire year.
>> Jan: [sighs]
>> Belle: Honey, I'm home.
>> Philip: That sounds like my
gorgeous wife.
>> Belle: It is.
>> Philip: I missed you last
night.
>> Belle: Oh, I missed you, too.
>> Xander: Chloe. >> Chloe: Xander. >> Xander: Do you mind if I ask
why you are dressed up like
that?
>> Chloe: I was just about to
ask you the same thing.
>> Kayla: Ah, mmm.
This is just amazing.
>> Steve: Baby, do you happen to
remember the number of the
rectory at St. Luke's?
>> Kayla: Mm, no, why?
>> Steve: Well, I was wondering
if they still give priests
training to do exorcisms?
>> Kayla: What are you talking
about?
>> Steve: The way you're
scarfing down that breakfast,
it's like you're possessed or
something.
>> Kayla: Oh, come on.
Cut me some slack.
I'm eating for two now,
remember?
>> Steve: I remember.
[laughs]
>> male narrator: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
[soft orchestration]
♪ ♪
>> Steve: I'm sorry, baby. I know you don't like me to tease you these days.
>> Kayla: You can say it,
I'm a drag.
I know it, I know it.
You know this pregnancy has not
been easy.
I see the way that people look
at me, and you I know what
they're thinking.
"How could that woman have a
baby at her age?"
And I would try to explain to
them, but then it would just be
a pregnant woman who's crazy.
>> Steve: Come on now.
Plenty of women your age have
babies by in vitro these days.
>> Kayla: No, they don't.
And you and I both know this
is not your garden variety
in vitro.
A mad scientist implanted
a clone inside of me.
I'm about to give birth
to Stefano DiMera.
>> Jan: I was in a coma for a
whole year.
No wonder I feel rested.
>> Shawn: This isn't your first
coma, the last one lasted 15
years.
>> Jan: Oh, yeah. I woke up and
"Project Runway" was on Season
18.
>> Shawn: Compared to that one,
this one must have felt like a
catnap.
>> Jan: Shawn Douglas, did you
bring me that hourglass?
>> Shawn: I mean, I--yeah, I
brought it here.
>> Jan: Have you been turning
that thing over every day
since I went into the coma?
Have you been beside me
month after lonely month for
a whole year praying that I'd
wake up when the sand ran out?
>> Shawn: Actually, I use it to
remind myself to put money in
the meter.
I mean, I hate parking tickets
so sorry.
>> Jan: Oh.
>> Shawn: Look, I'm here--
actually, I need to take your
statement.
>> Jan: What statement?
>> Shawn: About the incident.
The one that put you in a coma.
>> Jan: Let me see, um--
It was John Black.
He went nuts at our wedding
and he attacked me.
He had his hands around my
throat and he kept squeezing,
and everything went black.
He was strangling me.
He almost killed me.
>> Shawn: Yeah, but you made it.
You're going to be fine.
>> Jan: What he did was a crime.
I wanna press charges.
>> Shawn: Okay. You're more than
welcome to do that, but it's not
gonna get you anywhere.
>> Jan: Why not?
>> Shawn: Because John's fate's
already been sealed.
>> John: I can't believe it. This can't be happening. >> Sami: Oh, it's happening,
all right.
>> John: Sami?
>> >> Sami: [laughs]
Right on the first guess.
>> John: What are you doing
here?
>> Sami: You're being executed,
aren't you?
You need an executioner
for that.
>> John: You?
>> Sami: Right again.
>> John: [sighs]
>> John: They're letting you give me the lethal injection? >> Sami: Oh, I applied for the
job the second you landed on
death row.
If anyone's gonna put you down
like a dog, it's going to be me.
>> John: Come on Samantha Gene,
you can't do that.
I've always loved you like
a daughter.
>> Sami: Really? Did you lob
a cactus at your daughter's
head?
Did you tell Belle that you
think she's a mean nasty bitch?
I didn't think so.
>> John: Oh that, just because I
wasn't in my right mind.
>> Sami: Right, right, the
aneurysm, I remember that tired,
boring excuse.
It did not work for you in the
trial and it's not gonna work
for you here.
>> John: Actually, it was the
truth.
>> Sami: You wanna talk about
the truth? 'Cause I do.
I despise you.
>> John: No.
>> Sami: Yes, John.
You try walking in on your mom,
doing the horizontal mambo
on a conference room table.
How do you think you'd feel
about the guy?
>> John: Come on, I thought we
worked through all that.
>> Sami: Yeah, you--you decided
that we worked through it, not
me.
That is an image that is
burned into my mind forever,
and it still makes me nauseous.
You broke up my mom and dad,
you destroyed our family, you
destroyed her.
My mother is dead, you bastard,
and it is all your fault.
>> Jan: John Black's going to
be executed?
>> Shawn: Yep, today, as a
matter of fact.
>> Jan: He really choked Marlena
to death, like he tried to do to
me?
>> Shawn: Yeah, the media wanted
to name him the Salem Strangler,
but that was already taken.
>> Jan: This town has been home
to way too many serial killers.
>> Shawn: Yeah, well, keeps me
in a job.
Guy's gotta make a living.
>> Jan: Poor Belle.
She must be beside herself
with grief.
I'm surprised you're not
with her.
>> Shawn: Yeah, well, look,
Belle and I aren't together
anymore.
>> Jan: Really?
I wanna hear all about it.
Don't leave anything out.
>> Claire: Hey--oh, no.
You two, you need to get a room,
you're like two horny teenagers.
>> Belle: No, we're just in the
honeymoon phase, still.
>> Claire: Ew.
>> Philip: Give us a break
Claire, you know your mom had to
fly off to meet with the
governor.
>> Claire: Mm-hmm, and you were
alone for, was it one night?
>> Belle: [laughs]
>> Claire: Yeah.
So how did that go?
Did you manage to get a stay
of execution for grandpa John?
>> Belle: Well, the governor is
thinking about it, and the
fact that he didn't say no
makes me very hopeful.
>> Philip: I'm sure you
presented a good argument.
You're a brilliant lawyer.
>> Belle: Ohh, thank you.
>> Philip: How about I make us a
big breakfast?
>> Belle: Sounds good.
Oh, except I have to go to
Statesville and see my dad.
>> Claire: Okay, well, will you
call me as soon as you hear from
the governor?
>> Belle: You know I will.
>> Claire: Okay.
>> Philip: How do you like your
eggs?
>> Claire: You're really gonna
make me breakfast?
>> Philip: Well, that's what
fathers do for their kids--
woke fathers, anyway.
>> Claire: Ah, I'm still getting
used to that.
>> Philip: It was the saddest
day of my life when I had to
tell you I wasn't your daddy,
and one of the happiest days
when I found out that you were
really mine.
And now, me and your mother
are back together.
I still can't believe we're
finally a family again.
>> Xander: What happened to you?
You look like a ghoul.
>> Chloe: That's the whole point
you big dummy, this is my pop
star persona, I'm Ghoul Girl.
>> Xander: You're a pop star?
>> Chloe: [sighs] Hello, where
have you been?
I've had three number one hits
in this past year.
I just came back from a
sold out tour.
They say I'm better than
Billie Eilish.
>> Xander: Hm. I had no idea.
>> Chloe: Yeah, well, obviously.
What about you?
what's with the get-up?
Oh, wait, let me guess.
After Sarah dumped you,
you gave up all women and
became a priest.
Oh, what the hell?
>> Bonnie: That's not a word we
throw around lightly, dear.
Don't make me wrap your
knuckles.
>> Chloe: No, I just--I don't--
I don't understand.
How are you a nun?
Weren't you just dating Justin?
>> Bonnie: Well, when we were
in the sack, he kept calling me
Adrienne.
That's not something you can
laugh off too many times.
>> Chloe: Okay, but becoming a
nun, joining a convent, isn't
that a bit extreme?
>> Bonnie: You wanna talk about
extreme?
Let's talk about that get-up you
have on.
That might have worked for you
in high school, but darling you
look like you're a professional
pallbearer.
>> Xander: Sister Bernie, we
have some important work to take
care of.
>> Bonnie: Oh, yes, Father.
Nice seeing you, Chloe, I'll be
praying for you.
>> Chloe: Why?
>> Bonnie: It's pretty obvious.
You're in need of divine
intervention.
>> Bonnie: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. >> Xander: But sister,
I am not your confessor.
>> Bonnie: I know that, Father,
but there's something I just
have to get off my chest,
and more importantly off yours.
[laughter]
[grunts]
Ooh, yeah.
Whoo! Ah.
Mm! Mm, mm, mm.
>> Claire: I really wish we'd
hear from Mom.
>> Philip: We will.
Hey, tell me how the tour went
with Chloe.
>> Claire: Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about that.
>> Philip: Okay.
>> Claire: Okay, uh--
So I have been working really,
really hard to be a good
assistant for Chloe.
I have done everything that
she's asked me to do.
And the thing is is that when
she hired me, she promised to
let me be feature vocalist on
her next album.
And now she keeps blowing me
off.
>> Philip: I'm really sorry.
>> Claire: Do you think that
maybe you could talk to her?
>> Philip: She's the one with
the recording contract.
It's her album.
>> Claire: Right.
But you are her producer.
>> Philip: That's nepotism,
Claire.
>> Claire: So?
Come on. Pop-Pop made you CEO
of the family business,
and if you can't pull strings
for your own daughter, who can
you pull strings for?
>> Philip: I think it would be
better for you, for you to work
out this problem with Chloe
yourself.
>> Chloe: What problem?
>> Claire: Oh, God! Uh--
Chloe. [laughs] Hi.
So, a little while back, you
promised to let me sing on your
next album, and every time
I've try to book time in the
studio with you, you just blow
me off just a little bit.
>> Chloe: Mm.
>> Claire: Yeah.
>> Chloe: Oh, well, I've been
really busy, but I would be
happy to put something in the
books as soon as you get my
special herbal tea from the
Square.
>> Claire: You need that
right now?
>> Chloe: Oh, you don't want
something to happen to my voice
before our session, do you?
>> Claire: No. No, no, no. Uh--
Could you just maybe promise to
book in that time, though?
>> Chloe: [coughs]
I really need that tea, sweetie.
Yeah.
>> Philip: Claire, do as Chloe
asked.
>> Claire: Fine. Of course, I
will be right back with that
tea.
Right back.
>> Chloe: [sighs]
I thought she'd never leave.
>> Philip: Excuse me?
What do you think you're doing?
>> Chloe: Now, I was hoping that
you and I could have a little
private session of our own.
>> Jan: Claire really is
Philip's daughter?
>> Mm-hmm.
And after Belle found out,
she went running to him as
the escape she was looking for.
>> Jan: I'm so sorry.
>> Shawn: Thanks.
>> Jan: I did try to warn you
that Belle didn't truly
love you, not like I did.
>> Shawn: Yeah, I know.
>> Jan: I mean, did she ever
dress up like an old woman to
lure you into a trap?
I don't think so.
Did she ever put you into a
baseball uniform or handcuff
you to a bed or lock you
in a cage just for the
chance to be with you?
No.
But me, I put in the work.
All she ever did was take
you for granted.
You know I'm right.
You deserve so much better.
>> Shawn: Look, you know what-- I--look, I'm gonna take your statement another time, all
right, I gotta get going.
>> Jan: Wait, what else did I
miss?
Did we solve climate change?
Has someone been feeding my cat?
Oh my God, what happened
on "This Is Us"?
>> Shawn: Come on, seriously
Jan?
>> Jan: No, Shawn, please.
Can you just stay a little
longer?
>> John: I'm sorry Samantha.
I never meant to hurt your
mother.
>> Sami: Oh, really? Ha.
You thought wrapping your hands
around her neck and squeezing
the life out of her wouldn't
hurt?
>> John: I don't remember any of
that.
>> Sami: Oh, right.
>> John: I mean it.
One minute we were just sitting
there and I was feeding her
strawberries and whipped cream,
and the next minute she was just
lying there dead on the floor.
>> Sami: Okay, okay.
First of all, the strawberries
and cream thing is disgusting,
it always has been and everyone
thinks so.
In the second place, nobody
believes your story--not the
jury, and certainly not me.
You decided that my mom was
cheating on you with my dad and
you made her pay, didn't you?
[door opens]
>> Belle: Sami, shut up.
>> Sami: Oh, look who made it in
time, it's Stink.
You get to see me shoot your dad
up with a needle full of poison.
>> Belle: You'll do no such
thing.
>> John: Did you get through
to the governor?
Did you get the stay of
execution?
>> Belle: I'm waiting for his
decision, but Dad, I have a
really good feeling about this.
[phone rings]
Oh, it's the governor's office.
>> Sami: Oh, well, isn't this
the moment of truth?
>> Steve: Sweetness, do you ever regret not terminating this pregnancy?
>> Kayla: All I know is that
I just couldn't do it.
Once I felt him kick, I just
thought maybe it'd be nice to
have another baby around the
house.
>> Steve: Even if he's Stefano
DiMera all over again?
>> Kayla: Come on.
He's going to be born an
innocent little baby like
everybody else.
And maybe it will turn out
differently because he'll
have us as his parents.
>> Steve: I don't know.
He's still from the same gene
pool.
>> Kayla: Oh, well, what do you
know? I think we're about to
find out if our little
experiment of nurture versus
nature works. Oh--
>> Steve: What do you mean?
>> Kayla: I think my water just
broke. Oh.
>> Steve: Are you sure?
>> Kayla: Yes, I'm sure.
I'm a doctor, for God's sake.
>> Steve: We better get you to
the hospital.
>> Kayla: No, no. No time.
No time.
Little Stefano's about to be
born.
Oh, oh. [exhales]
>> Bonnie: I have to tell you,
Father, you make the sexy priest
in "Fleabag" look like
Mr. Magoo.
>> Xander: You really think so?
>> Bonnie: You're breaking
character again.
>> Xander: Sorry. I'm just a bit
bored of this role play thing.
Can we try something else?
>> Bonnie: Oh, oh, this is
my favorite, honey.
Besides, you promised me that we
could re-do the Father Eric-
Kristen DiMera sex video.
>> Xander: I just hate this
collar, it's so itchy.
>> Bonnie: Come on, baby.
Be a good boy toy,
and do what mama wants, mm?
[both laugh]
>> Jan: Grown up Jack and Lucy
have a baby?
>> Shawn: Yeah, and Jack's got a
sister now, her name's Haley.
>> Jan: I love this.
What else happened?
>> Shawn: Nothing, I mean,
that was the end of season four.
>> Jan: Last time I was in a
coma, they invented the iPhone
and TikTok.
This is all you got?
>> Shawn: Uhh, let me think
about that--Abigail's got an
older sister that she never knew
about.
>> Jan: Big deal.
>> Shawn: Okay, Vivian Alamain's
alive again.
>> Jan: Meh.
[door opens]
>> Claire: Hey, Dad! I mean,
Shawn. Shawn.
I'm still getting used to that.
>> Shawn: Yeah, yeah, so am I.
>> Claire: So you woke up!
That is totally great.
>> Jan: I figured you hated me.
>> Claire: Well, we've had our
ups and downs, but we're still
friends and I could really
use a friend about now.
>> Shawn: You know what, I'm
gonna I'm gonna let you two
talk.
>> Jan: Hey, Shawn, don't be
a stranger.
>> Claire: Are you still
crushing on my dad?
I mean, Shawn? Shawn.
>> Jan: Some feelings never die.
>> Claire: But it's been, like,
forever.
>> Jan: Not to me.
I have a 15-year gap in my life
and now this new one.
Shawn's still in my heart,
just like the Pussycat Dolls.
>> Claire: The what?
>> Jan: I can't believe they're
not still a thing.
They were so talented.
>> Claire: If you say so.
>> Jan: So you said you needed a
friend?
>> Claire: Mm-hmm.
>> Jan: Because they're about to
fry your grandpa.
Even though he deserves it,
I do feel bad for you.
>> Claire: I will be lost
without him, but no,
that is not why I am here.
Jan, I need some information
about an old enemy of yours.
>> Jake: Which one?
>> Claire: Chloe Lane.
>> Chloe: What's wrong? >> Philip: You know what's wrong--I'm married to Belle.
>> Chloe: Yeah, that's what
makes this hot, forbidden
pleasure.
>> Philip: But she's your
friend, how could you betray her
like this?
>> Chloe: Oh, please, like she
has any right to judge me, the
amount of times she's cheated.
>> Philip: Okay, maybe not.
But I still don't get it.
You said you weren't interested
in me.
>> Chloe: Yeah, well, that was
then, this is now.
See, ever since I re-assumed
this schoolgirl persona,
it just made me think of our
high school days and how much in
love we were and how we couldn't
keep our hands off each other.
And I just want that kind of
passion again, don't you?
>> Philip: If you put it that
way, sure, I do.
>> Chloe: Oh, good answer.
>> John: Tink? >> Belle: I'm so sorry, Dad. >> [laughs] Yes.
>> I thought I had persuaded the
governor.
>> John: It's not your fault.
You did you best.
I knew I should have hired
Carrie.
>> Belle: What?
>> John: Nothing.
>> Sami: Okay, folks.
Let's get this show on the road.
>> Xander: Ah! >> Bonnie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd you do that for?
>> Xander: I'm not in the mood.
>> Bonnie: Oh, come on, please.
I know, I'll play that Cardi B
Megan Thee Stallion song.
That always gets things going.
Come on.
>> Xander: We've been hooking up
for months.
Can't we just be ourselves?
You know, just Xander and
Bonnie?
>> Bonnie: You're sweet, but no.
Let me tell you a little
something about Bonnie.
Bonnie doesn't like boytoys who
pout, mm-mm.
Bonnie is the one who wears the
pants in this relationship,
and Bonnie always gets
what she wants.
That's how this works.
Now Xan-Xan doesn't like that,
Xan-Xan he can go back to
spending all his days and all
his nights alone in this room.
Do I make myself clear?
>> Xander: Look, I didn't mean
to upset you.
When Sarah left me, you were
there to pick up the pieces of
my broken heart.
What I'm asking is for a little
variety now and then.
>> Bonnie: Aw. [purrs]
Okay.
Maybe you do have a point.
[laughs]
>> Kayla: Oh, oh, oh, this next contraction, I'm gonna have to start pushing!
>> Steve: You're good.
>> Kayla: Oh, I don't know if
I'm up for it.
>> No, no, yes, you are.
You're a doctor, baby.
And I have seen the Miracle
of Birth movie twice.
We got this.
>> Oh, that Dr. Rolf, I wanna
ring his scrawny little neck!
[screams] This is it!
>> Steve: All right.
>> Kayla: [screams]
[baby crying]
>> Steve: You did it, sweetness.
Came through like a superhero.
Huh?
>> Kayla: Mm.
Oh, he's--
I don't remember any of our
other babies being born with a
goatee.
>> Steve: No, no.
[baby wailing]
Ooh, I think he must be hungry.
>> Kayla: Stefano, if you think
that I'm going to breastfeed
you, think again.
>> Steve: [sighs] Okay.
I'll go down to the store
and get some formula and a
bottle, all right?
>> Kayla: Okay.
>> Steve: Take care of little
Stef.
>> Kayla: It's okay,
your mama's here.
>> Jan: Chloe, a pop star?
>> Claire: Mm-hmm, I swear to
God, and she is a total diva.
She's turned me into her
personal slave.
>> Jan: Why am I not surprised?
Quit.
>> Claire: I can't because she
promised me my big break.
>> Jan: She only said that so
she can make you do whatever she
wants.
>> Claire: Yeah, well, I know
that now.
Jan, what am I gonna do?
>> Jan: Next time she's taking
a bubble bath, toss a radio
into the tub.
>> Claire: What?
>> Jan: You know, like I did to
Victor, only because Nicole made
me.
>> Claire: Yeah, but where am I
gonna find a radio?
>> Jan: A plugged in blow dryer?
Be creative.
[gasps] Oh, or you could set her
on fire.
You're good at that.
>> Claire: True, true.
Yeah, no, but if she's dead,
how is she going to come
through with her promise?
>> Jan: You might be right.
>> Claire: Yeah.
>> Jan: What you need to do is
pull an Eve Harrington.
>> Claire: Who's Eve Harrington?
>> Jan: The title character from
a classic movie,
"All About Eve"?
Oh, boy.
What you need to do is fix it
so Chloe can't make it to the
concert or to the recording
session, and then you step in
like the trooper you are.
Next thing you know,
you're the new Ghoul Girl or
whatever you wanna be.
>> Claire: I like it.
I like it a lot.
Fasten your seat belt,
Chloe Lane.
It's going to be a bumpy night.
>> Jan: Mm-hmm.
>> Sami: Any last words before
you buy the farm, John Boy?
>> John: I love you and your
brother so much, even though
those bums are too busy
to come and say goodbye.
And Sami, I want you to know
from the bottom of my heart,
that you really are a mean,
nasty, little--
>> Sami: Time's up.
Let's do this thing, shall we?
I've been where you are,
and it is much better on
this side of the needle.
Okay, it's gonna sting, but not
for long.
>> Belle: Oh, Dad.
>> Marlena: Stop!
Stop the execution!
>> John: Doc! Doc! Doc!
>> Jan: Like sands through the hourglass. [knock at door]
Come in.
You came back.
It's because you forgot
this thing, right?
>> Shawn: Well, and I got a damn
parking ticket, but no,
that's not why I came back.
>> Jan: Are you in the middle
of a baseball game?
>> Shawn: Uh, no.
Look, you were right before.
Never, ever has anybody loved me
the way that you have.
And that's a very attractive
quality.
And I've--look, I've been in
denial this whole time, and--
but now I just think that
I've got to admit that, look,
I've got feelings for you.
>> Jan: People say that, and I
don't know what that means.
>> Shawn: Well, let me make it
clear.
I think it's about time that you
and I give it a try.
Hm? What do you think?
[shimmering tone]
>> Jan: [chuckles]
>> Marlena: John?
>> Belle: Oh my God, you're
alive?
>> John: Doc, is it really you?
>> Marlena: Yes, it is, it is I,
my love.
>> John: I don't understand.
I tried to revive you and I
couldn't.
Did Dr. Rolf bring you back?
>> No, no, no.
You see, the person you killed
was Hattie Adams.
>> Sami: Well, I'll be damned.
>> Marlena: You see, Hattie
kidnapped me.
And she threw me down a well
because she wanted to take over
my life again.
Oh, but you know what?
I couldn't let that happen.
I fought it for so many months,
and finally, I kicked and
clawed and scratched my way out
so I could make my way back to
you to save you from whatever
you've gotten yourself into this
time.
>> John: Oh, thank God, Doc.
Listen, can you get me off this
thing, it's killing my back.
>> Sami: Speaking of killing,
you did still actually kill a
woman.
>> John: What's the big deal?
It's just Hattie Adams.
>> Sami: Oh, all right.
>> John: [sighs]
[sweeping orchestral music]
♪ ♪
>> Chloe: Oh, oh, that was fast. >> Claire: Yeah, the last time I took too long, you threw a shoe
at my head.
Wait a minute, why are you two
out of breath?
>> Philip: I was helping Chloe
with her vocal exercises.
>> Chloe: That's right.
[rolls lips]
And now I need my tea,
thank you.
>> Claire: Yes, of course.
>> Chloe: It's getting cold.
>> Claire: Next time, I will
get it right.
But you should finish it for
your throat.
>> Chloe: Mm, oh yeah.
[dramatic sting]
[coughs]
>> Philip: Chloe?
What's wrong?
>> Chloe: [coughing]
Oh my God! She's dead! >> Claire: Don't worry, Daddy, I've got an idea.
>> Steve: I got the formula,
baby.
>> Kayla: Oh, thank God you're
here.
>> Steve: What's going on?
Where is baby Stefano?
>> Kayla: You're not gonna
believe this, but I laid him
down, and I looked away for a
second, and when I looked back,
he was toddling out the door
like some slimy sea monkey.
>> Steve: What are you talking
about? He's a newborn.
He can't even hold his head up.
>> Kayla: I don't know.
Maybe Rolf did something when he
created him.
Maybe he did something that
allowed him to age quicker.
All I know is that we need to
find him before he hits his
prime.
>> Steve: Right.
Where would he go?
>> Bonnie: What's taking so long? >> Xander: Yeah, I'm not so sure
about this.
>> Bonnie: You're the one who
wanted variety.
>> Xander: I know, but...
this isn't exactly what I had in
mind.
>> Oh, pobrecito.
Come to Mama.
[both laugh]
>> Shawn: [laughs]
>> Jan: Shawnie,
this is the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me.
>> Shawn: Are you sure you're
up for this?
I mean, you just got out of
a coma.
>> Jan: Trust me, I'm ready to
start making up for lost time.
Batter up, baby.
>> Shawn: Ohh. [laughs]
>> Philip: Goodbye, Ghoul Girl. >> Claire: Ghoul Girl isn't gone, Daddy.
She's new and improved.
>> Philip: Claire Bear...
Daddy's gonna make you a star.
>> Claire: [laughs]
>> John: I was so sure that I
had lost you, darling.
>> Marlena: No.
Not even death can keep us
apart.
You should know that by now.
>> Sami: Ugh, that is enough to gag a maggot. >> Belle: Oh, face it, Sami, my
mom and dad will always find
their way back to each other,
and there's just nothing
you can do about it.
>> Sami: I guess you're right,
Belle.
But I can do this.
>> Belle: [gasps]
>> Sami: Oh, that felt good.
>> Kayla: Little Stefano? Little Stefano, where are you? >> Steve: You in here, buddy?
>> Kayla: Steve, look, it's his
blanket.
But where could he be?
Steven, you're supposed to wink. >> Steve: I did wink. >> Kayla: With the other eye.
>> Steve: Oh, right.
[ding]
both: April Fools!
[elevator bell dings]
>> Hey, I came here as fast as I
could.
Is it true?
>> Belle: Unfortunately, yes.
Jan Spears is waking up
from her coma.