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[electricity crackling]

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[Diane] As that cold bitch winter
bids us adieu,

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Chicago emerges from its hibernation
to celebrate the holiest day of the year.

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St. Patrick's Day!

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Each year we dye our river green
and throw a legendary parade!

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And you can always find me
at the O'Malley's Whiskey Float.

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It's the highlight of my year!

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I've never made it on the float per se.

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That honor is reserved
by the O'Malley's Whiskey Queen,

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a title currently held
by Chicago's own Molly Lahey.

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She spoke only Gaelic until she was nine.

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There is no higher honor
than to be the O'Malley's Whiskey Queen.

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Anyhoo, tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day,

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and I'm gonna be at that float
partying my frickin' Blarney Stones off!

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Enough! Stop!

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Ms. Dunbrowski,

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I simply need an answer,
guilty or not guilty.

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[chuckles] Unless getting drunk

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and taking a Segway for a joyride
through Millennium Park

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and crashing into the Bean is a crime…

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It's five crimes.

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I'm ordering you
to wear a sobriety bracelet.

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You will need to blow into it
whenever prompted.

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Failure to do so will lead
to your arrest and jail time.

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You will wear it for one month.

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A month?

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Okay, like I said,
tomorrow's obviously out.

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Then we got baseball season, summer--

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It starts now.

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[ominous music plays]

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No!

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[theme music playing]

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No!

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What's wrong?

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I'm still pissed about
not being able to go the parade!

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Here, swallow this key.

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No. I never passed the last one!

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[automated voice] It is time
for your court-ordered sobriety test.

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Blow into the tube.

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Stupid thing bossing me around!

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[blowing]

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Well, you can still go down
to the parade and just not drink.

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Oh, yeah, and I can just fly down there
using the tiny wings on my back.

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Come on, man! It's impossible
to stay sober at that parade!

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But if you drink, you go to jail.

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I know, so I'm benching myself.

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Gonna just eat these boxes of Entenmann's

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and have a little me time
with Hill Street Blues.

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At least you don't have to work today.

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I have to go
pass out samples with Feather.

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God, he is such an amazing combination
of boring and annoying.

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Yeah. He is kind of like your dad.

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I didn't say that.

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Hey, before you go,
could you grab me a beer?

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You can't drink.

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Damn it! Narc!

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Oh, hm!

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We got to switch back to skim.
This 2% is too sweet.

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Dr. Perillo said
I need to up my dairy fats

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until my ovulation gets back on sync.

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[gasps] Speaking of which,
today's the day.

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Positive sign, come on down!

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You're the next contestant on--

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-Stop. Stop it.
-Sorry.

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[suspenseful music plays]

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Shoot. I must have been
ovulating on Thursday,

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when I was at Rachel's
Scents & Snacks party.

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I felt my body temp rise,

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but Rachel said it was just
the Cinnamon Storm candle. Idiot.

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[smacks lips] I'm so sorry, Bonbon.

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So, does this mean I'm going to go meet up
with my online golf buddies at the parade?

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Duh. I won't need you
for another month now.

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Oh, I didn't mean it like that.
I'm just annoyed.

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Oh, yeah? Well, does this hat
make you less annoyed?

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Nope, quite the opposite.

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Okay.

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Well, if you need me,
I'll be with the "Double Bogies."

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[music playing over TV]

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I think you're gonna have
to frisk me, Lieutenant Buntz.

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I've been a bad--

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We've got a spooky one tonight.

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What? No!

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Someone taped Svengoolie
over my spank tape.

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Eh.

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[ringing and vibrating]

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-What?
-Diane! It's Hank Buckley.

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Handsome Hank?

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Diane, I'm having
a bit of an emergency here.

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We just found out Molly Lahey is having
a gout flare-up and can't even stand.

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I was actually hoping that,
uh, you could take her place?

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No one would be better

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at keeping the party alive
and slamming back those shots, right?

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Me? The O'Malley's Whiskey Float Queen?

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-[automated voice] Blow into the tube.
-[Hank] What was that?

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My court brace--

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I mean, my neighbor!

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Courtney… Bracelet!

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[Hank] So, what do you say, Diane?
It's what you always wanted.

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[upbeat Irish music playing]

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[automated voice] Repeat.
Blow into the tube.

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You can count on me, Hank!

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See ya in a few,
ya friggin' hunk of corned beef.

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[Feather] Activated charcoal recovery bar!

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They're nutritious and delicious!

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Hey, Feather. How's it going?

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-Great! Gah!
-[man] These suck!

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That hasn't happened too much.

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I will say, though,
this crowd isn't for me.

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A lot of cultural misappropriation
going on…

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Free whiskey!

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[crowd cheering]

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Um, I think everyone's just having fun.

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You know what's fun, Daniel?
Good nutrition!

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[clatters]

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[man] Whoa! This dude pissed himself.

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[man laughs]

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Joke's on you, sir.

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My hemp underwear
will be dry in a matter of hours.

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Tin, you're my only sober friend.
I'm desperate and I need you right now.

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Girl, I've been waiting for this day.

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I've watched you hover
around rock bottom for years.

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I've talked about you in meetings.
I am here for you.

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Great! I need you to blow
into this breathalyzer

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so I can get lit and be
the O'Malley's Whiskey Queen.

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God, grant me the serenity

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not to smack my friend
upside the head right now.

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Tina! I am not being overly dramatic

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when I say this will literally
complete me as a person.

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Diane, that's the saddest thing
I've ever heard.

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And I used to date a magician.

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[sighs]

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[in singsong] Gideon…

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Uh-huh. No, no, no.

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I don't want any part
of your childish games.

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[gasps] Childish!

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That's it!

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I can ask my child, Mikey!

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Thanks, Gideon!

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Don't thank me.

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-It assumes complicity.
-[door closes]

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[sings Cranberries' "Dreams" drunkenly]

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♪ Oh, my dreams ♪

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♪ Never quite as it seems, never quite-- ♪

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[gasps]

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[screaming loudly] Mark!

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-[woman] This is so much fun!
-[sighs]

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Activated charcoal bar?

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You can barely taste the charcoal.

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Terry? Holy shit, it is you!

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Oh, no. His name's Feather.

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[Todd] Feather? [laughs]

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No, this is Terry Dookindarf.

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This guy was a beast.
The Lion of LaSalle Street.

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[chuckles] I'm not the Lion anymore.

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Terry could out-party anyone
at the Board of Trade.

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I've seen him take down three eight balls
by himself in one night.

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-I don't play pool. Is that good?
-What's with the hair?

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-[Feather] No, please!
-[gasps]

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You wear a wig?

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Oh, wow! Sorry, man!

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We're heading to McDougal's,
you should come with.

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No, I-I can't. We're working.

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[man] This charcoal tastes like ass!

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Oh, okay… we'll see you later, Terry.

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Uh, you mean "Feather." [laughs]

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[Alex] I know, right?

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Goddammit! I'm a fraud, Daniel!

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Hey, man, forget those guys.

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We all have a past.

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I used to tell people I was straight.

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Well, I used to know how to have fun.

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Now look at me.

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Passing out blocks of charcoal
at a liquor parade.

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Feather, you can still have fun
and be true to the person you are now.

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You know what? You're right!

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Freak these crummy bars.
They do taste like ass.

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Let's take a shot.

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Oh. Okay. Cool.

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Ow!

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Terry loves his whiskey.

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You want to grab a beer? My treat.

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Okay, where should we go?

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I know a place.

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Holy shamrock.

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Now I know how the Egyptians felt
when they discovered the pyramids.

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Hi, you must be Diane.

187
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So, the float's about to start rolling.

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We got a porta-potty on board,
but no number twos.

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Here's the ceremonial glass
you'll do the first shot out of.

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Great!

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Just waiting on my plus-size one.

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I mean, my plus-one.

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Ma? Ma!

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Mikey, thank God! My sober blower.

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I got you, Ma. [belches]

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Oh, that reeks!

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Have you been drinking today?

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No! Oh, wait!

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I'm probably still drunk from last night!

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All right, now who's ready
to get this O'Malley's Float started?

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-[crowd cheering]
-[automated voice] Blow into the tube.

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-[blows]
-[beeps]

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There she is! This year's Queen.

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I can't wait to see
what's under that dress later on.

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Ew! Back off, rat man!

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Diane, i-it's me. Hank Buckley.

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[ominous music playing]

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Hunky Hank?

209
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Oh my God!

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What happened to your face and body?

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Was there an accident?

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[laughs] No accident.

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I did finally get
that pesky back brace off.

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-Thanks for noticing.
-Yeah…

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We got ten city blocks of partying
ahead of us and then you're coronated.

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If all goes well,
maybe I'll tell Molly Lahey

217
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we have a new permanent Queen in town.

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Holy crap, I can't believe
that's Hunky Hank.

219
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I must've had major beer blinders on
during our make-out seshes.

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I don't wanna hear about that, Ma.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
raise your glasses and let's get started.

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[crowd cheering]

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Mikey, quick.

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Go make a big distraction.
Get their eyes off me.

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-Ten-four, Ma.
-[glass shatters]

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Please forgive me, Lord.

227
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LeBron James is the greatest
basketball player of all time!

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[distorted record sound]

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[angry clamor]

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-[man] It's MJ!
-[clamoring continues]

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[woman] Jordan's the best!

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Please, go, go, go!

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[mob] Get him!

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Hey! Let's frickin' party!

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-[traditional Irish music plays]
-[crowd cheering]

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It's so funny, Feather.

237
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I can't imagine you hanging out here.

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Are you kidding me?
I used to own this place.

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Cindy!

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-It's Rachel.
-Rachel!

241
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Four shots of Jameson, two Jägers,
and four Irish car bombs.

242
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That's… a lot. [chuckles]

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Correction. That's a start.

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[upbeat Irish music continues]

245
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Woo-hoo!

246
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Terry's having fun now!

247
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Hey! Skinny Joe still hang around here?

248
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Yeah, you know where to find him.

249
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I'll be honest.

250
00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:38,334
I was kind of bummed
to have to work today,

251
00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:40,376
but this is awesome!

252
00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:43,543
Yeah… Uh, what?
Uh, I'm gonna go do a bump.

253
00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:44,834
I mean, I gotta pee.

254
00:10:44,918 --> 00:10:46,876
Okay, more for me.

255
00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:53,876
I don't know why
you aren't picking up, Mark,

256
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,918
but the test was positive.

257
00:10:56,001 --> 00:11:00,751
We have a very short window to have S-E-X.

258
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,418
I'm coming to you.

259
00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:04,209
-[beep]
-I'm the same way.

260
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:07,293
When I need it, I need it, you know?

261
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,626
Can you turn on the radio, please?

262
00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:13,001
-[man] All right!
-[woman] Happy St. Patrick's Day!

263
00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:14,584
-[man] Keep them coming!
-[woman] Shot!

264
00:11:14,668 --> 00:11:17,543
-Do a shot with us, Queen!
-Stop fucking enabling me!

265
00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,876
I mean, not quite yet, sweetie.

266
00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:21,793
Gotta pace myself, ya know?

267
00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:23,793
Everything okay, Diane?

268
00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:25,251
I'm a little light-headed

269
00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:27,793
from all the drinks
I've definitely been drinking.

270
00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:30,168
Here. Let's get some food in you.

271
00:11:30,251 --> 00:11:33,459
Oh my God! I fricking love Irish nachos.

272
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:34,793
Ugh!

273
00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:37,501
The corned beef has gone bad!

274
00:11:37,584 --> 00:11:39,459
Do not eat the nachos!

275
00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:41,876
-I was eating those!
-[man] My church pants!

276
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:45,376
These are delicious.
What's wrong with you?

277
00:11:45,459 --> 00:11:46,501
I-I don't know.

278
00:11:46,584 --> 00:11:49,626
For some reason,
they just taste very different.

279
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,668
Uh…

280
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,168
Hey, let's pump up the tunes!

281
00:11:53,751 --> 00:11:55,501
-[pumps up volume]
-Yeah!

282
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,168
-Yeah!
-[crowd cheering]

283
00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:58,418
Let's rock!

284
00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:00,334
Come on, everybody!

285
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:02,418
[festive Irish music playing]

286
00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:04,918
Find that groove!

287
00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:06,043
You first!

288
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:06,959
[laughing]

289
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:07,876
You suck!

290
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:08,918
[beeping]

291
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:12,501
Yeah, I'm gonna run
to the little lasses' room real quick.

292
00:12:12,584 --> 00:12:14,543
-[beeping]
-[automated voice] Blow into the tube.

293
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:15,626
-[blows]
-[beep]

294
00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:18,918
[phone ringing]

295
00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:20,626
[phone ringing]

296
00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:24,334
Diane, I already told you.
I ain't covering your drunk ass.

297
00:12:24,418 --> 00:12:25,751
I'm not drunk!

298
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,501
-I'm sober!
-Keep talking.

299
00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:30,126
Food tastes weird, Hank's a mole man.

300
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,751
My dancing is stiffer than Zuzana's perm.

301
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:33,668
[inhales]

302
00:12:33,751 --> 00:12:35,376
[coughs]

303
00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:37,751
And cigarettes are gross!

304
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:40,084
Your body is adjusting
to life without alcohol

305
00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:41,584
and your senses are sharpening.

306
00:12:41,668 --> 00:12:42,918
It's 11:00 a.m., by the way,

307
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:45,418
so not drinking shouldn't
be that big of a deal.

308
00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:47,751
Just tell me
how to get through this sober.

309
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,918
Okay. Tell me where you are right now.

310
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:52,418
I'm in a porta-potty on a float
holding in a deuce,

311
00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:53,668
sucking on a CBD gummy.

312
00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:56,209
Normally we'd call that
"hitting rock bottom."

313
00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:58,376
But with you, I'm not so sure.

314
00:12:58,459 --> 00:12:59,501
[retching]

315
00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:04,168
And the ironical thing is
it was the best sex I ever had.

316
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,793
So now, I actually prefer a micropenis.

317
00:13:07,876 --> 00:13:09,626
-Stop the cab!
-[screeching]

318
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:12,293
Your stories are too personal.

319
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,043
Mark! Thank God. I'm ovulati--

320
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:18,959
Huh? Hey, pretty lady.

321
00:13:19,543 --> 00:13:20,709
Damn it.

322
00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:22,459
-[panting]
-Uh?

323
00:13:22,543 --> 00:13:23,834
[Bonnie] Ugh! Damn it!

324
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:26,501
-[man] He's rhyming!
-[cheering]

325
00:13:26,584 --> 00:13:30,043
When I was a wee lad of eight,
my ma gave me a drink which was great.

326
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:31,793
I asked, "What is in this?"

327
00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:33,376
She said, "It is Guinness."

328
00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:36,209
And that sip is what sealed my fate.

329
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,126
[upbeat Irish music playing]

330
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:40,709
[crowd cheering]

331
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:44,376
Oh! I love this guy. I'm hammered.

332
00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:47,834
If we run out of liquor,
we know whose stomach to pump for more.

333
00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:52,418
Yeah! Let's get another rhyme going
for my little leprechaun here.

334
00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:53,418
[crowd groans]

335
00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,626
The feck did you just call me?

336
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,959
Oh, no.

337
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,751
I know you're not literally a leprechaun,

338
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,668
but you gotta admit.

339
00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:04,751
The outfit, the little jig dancing.

340
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:05,876
The limericks.

341
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:08,876
I want to, like, hire you for parties.

342
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:11,793
Who are you? I'm literally obsessed.

343
00:14:11,876 --> 00:14:13,543
Name's Jim McDougal.

344
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:17,209
And you're in my feckin' bar
and nobody, and I mean nobody,

345
00:14:17,293 --> 00:14:18,876
calls me a fecking leprechaun.

346
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:19,793
Oh, boy.

347
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:23,293
Tina. What do I do?

348
00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,626
Just get out of there.

349
00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,793
-[knocking]
-[Hank] Diane, it's crowning time.

350
00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:29,584
No, I'm just going number one. I swear!

351
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,834
[Hank] I mean out here. Come on!

352
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:35,918
"Absotutely". Just gotta… uh, wipe good.

353
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,459
Tina, if I don't go out there
and do a shot in front of these people,

354
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:41,084
then I'm not the queen.

355
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:42,793
Real queens own their shit.

356
00:14:42,876 --> 00:14:44,543
And as long as you're authentic,

357
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:46,584
people won't care
if you're drinking or not.

358
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,501
It's the bravest thing you can do

359
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:49,543
and you have never

360
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:51,001
not been your authentic self.

361
00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:56,418
So, go out there and show everyone
what my sober boss bitch can throw down.

362
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,709
Tina, you're my fricking homegirl.

363
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,959
Don't say "homegirl." Just say girl.

364
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,043
Copy that.

365
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:06,084
And this isn't a feckin' costume.

366
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:10,876
These clothes were handed down to me
from my da and his da before him.

367
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:15,709
Daniel. I-I need 20 bucks
and a key with a good groove in it.

368
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:18,293
Terry feckin' Dookindarf!

369
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,418
Now, you got some nerve

370
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,834
showing your face around here
after all these years.

371
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:24,251
You've got eight grand on your bar tab,

372
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:26,584
and today, you are fecking paying it.

373
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:29,501
-We should probably go.
-Daniel, stay calm. I got this.

374
00:15:29,584 --> 00:15:31,751
Fuck you, you short little shit!

375
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:32,959
You got receipts?

376
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:36,709
-If not, you can suck my big fucking dick!
-[crowd gasps]

377
00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:38,584
Maybe we settle this the old way.

378
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:42,626
Oh, I've been waiting to beat your ass
for years, you tiny bitch.

379
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,293
Not tiny, normal size.

380
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,709
I'm not fighting you, me son is.

381
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:50,501
Seamus? He's 13.
I'll kick his fucking ass.

382
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876
Seamus!

383
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:54,834
[ominous music playing]

384
00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:57,834
[crowd] Ooh!

385
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,209
[crowd murmuring]

386
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:02,209
[folk Irish music playing]

387
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:05,251
Yeah!

388
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:20,709
Oh, shit! He's, like, 21 now.

389
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:23,418
I forgot about the passage of time.

390
00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:28,168
So, without further ado,

391
00:16:28,251 --> 00:16:33,709
let us raise a glass and crown this year's
O'Malley's Whiskey Queen.

392
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,876
Big smile, big sip.

393
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:37,918
Then the crown is yours.

394
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:39,001
Ugh.

395
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:40,959
Whoo!

396
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,834
How's everybody doing?

397
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,876
Yeah! Everyone raise their glass

398
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,959
-and share a toast to O'Malley's,
-[crowd cheering]

399
00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:51,876
which I will not be drinking today.

400
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,376
-Say what?
-Are you serious?

401
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:55,793
Don't get me wrong,
I want you all to drink,

402
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:58,209
but I'm actually sober.

403
00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:00,084
It's not normally who I am.

404
00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:02,459
But today, it actually is who I am.

405
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:06,251
And I'm okay with that because I am enough

406
00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:09,959
and I don't need alcohol
to be the Whiskey Queen.

407
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:11,168
Am I right?

408
00:17:11,251 --> 00:17:14,043
[crowd booing]

409
00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:16,793
[woman] You're not right at all.
You suck, lady.

410
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,126
-Hey! Whoa! Jeez!
-[glass shatters]

411
00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:23,251
[man] Her not drinking
makes me feel bad about myself!

412
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,751
-[engine starts]
-[screeching]

413
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:30,251
[yelps]

414
00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:31,918
[Diane] Oh, no!

415
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,168
-[thud]
-[crowd cheering]

416
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:36,626
[Diane] For the love--
They said no number twos in here!

417
00:17:37,334 --> 00:17:38,251
[phone ringing]

418
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,043
-[Diane] Tina!
-Hey, how'd it go?

419
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:42,626
-Well, I was honest.
-Good.

420
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:44,751
And they threw me off the float.

421
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:48,418
But you did it.
You should feel good about that.

422
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,793
Well, I don't.

423
00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:52,418
Stop throwing things at me,
you drunk fools!

424
00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:55,168
Turns out, me being sober
is no use to anyone.

425
00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:58,084
At this point,
I might as well just go get drunk.

426
00:17:58,168 --> 00:18:00,459
-Hey, watch it!
-[glass shatters]

427
00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:02,043
[Tina] Diane, remember,

428
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,459
if you drink, you'll go to jail.

429
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,918
-[cracks]
-[Diane gasps]

430
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:06,876
Aah!

431
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,584
Di-- Diane? Hello? Diane?

432
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:11,418
-Goddammit.
-[beep]

433
00:18:12,168 --> 00:18:13,209
[glass shatters]

434
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,459
What is wrong with you people?!

435
00:18:15,543 --> 00:18:16,584
Ugh!

436
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:18,168
-[groans]
-[chilling sting]

437
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:20,668
Get… outta my way!

438
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,751
[terrifying music playing]

439
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,251
Goddamn!

440
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:25,584
-[groaning]
-[Diane] Ugh!

441
00:18:25,668 --> 00:18:27,209
Watch it! Ah!

442
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:28,334
Bonnie?!

443
00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:30,709
[Diane] Over here!

444
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:34,334
[drunkenly] Need to find Mark.
We gotta… fuck.

445
00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:35,501
My God!

446
00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:39,168
Literally every person in the city
is drunk except me!

447
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:40,959
-This is a nightmare!
-[chuckling drunkenly]

448
00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:42,293
[retching]

449
00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:43,293
[screams]

450
00:18:44,084 --> 00:18:46,584
Sorry. Happy Irish.

451
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,084
Aah!

452
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,751
[gasping]

453
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,626
Free whiskey!

454
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,626
-[beeping]
-[automated voice] Blow into the tube.

455
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,584
Free whiskey!

456
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,584
Fuck off, Mr. Roboto.

457
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:00,959
[Daniel] Are you sure about this, Feather?

458
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:03,043
That guy looks… terrifying.

459
00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:05,501
What? Him? Those are glamour muscles.

460
00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:06,459
-[thud]
-[grunts]

461
00:19:06,543 --> 00:19:08,168
And that's glamour steel.

462
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:10,459
Okay, I'm gonna hit the head again.

463
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:13,959
You hold these, and don't let
that Irish pussy go anywhere.

464
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,918
It's go time. Where is he?

465
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,584
Bathroom. Should be back in a few--

466
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:19,043
-[door opens]
-Hm.

467
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:20,668
Oh, no.

468
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:23,251
Feckin' coward. Looks like you're up, lad.

469
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,334
Wait. What?

470
00:19:24,418 --> 00:19:25,876
-New fighter!
-[crowd cheering]

471
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:29,043
[chanting] New fighter!
New fighter! New fighter!

472
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,959
-[rumbling]
-[hissing]

473
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:37,209
Okay, if you don't want me to drink,
show me a sign.

474
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:41,043
[crowd chanting] New fighter!
New fighter! New fighter!

475
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:42,293
[ominous music playing]

476
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:43,543
[fighting bell ringing]

477
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,709
-What the--? Ugh!
-[glass shatters]

478
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,001
-[squeaking]
-[hissing]

479
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:48,459
[sniffs, yelps]

480
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,459
[tense music playing]

481
00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:52,001
Place your bets!

482
00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:54,543
The lad's going off of ten grand to one.

483
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:57,418
Please. I can't do this.
I've never been in a fight,

484
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:59,626
unless you count stage combat class.

485
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:00,668
And I got a C!

486
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:03,501
You shoulda thought about that
before you ran your mouth

487
00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:04,793
and called me the L word.

488
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,709
I didn't call you a lesbian!

489
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:07,709
Leprechaun!

490
00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:10,626
Oh. See, L word usually implies lesbian.

491
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,959
There was a whole show…

492
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:12,959
[silence]

493
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:14,168
Doesn't matter. Please stop.

494
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:15,293
[fighting bell rings]

495
00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:16,793
You're dead, boy-o.

496
00:20:16,876 --> 00:20:18,084
[Diane] Stop the fight!

497
00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:19,418
-Move it, move it!
-[crowd gasps]

498
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,959
Aunt Diane? Help me! I'm drunk.

499
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:24,334
Who the feck are you?

500
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:27,084
I'm his aunt,
and I'm shuttin' this shit down.

501
00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:28,876
Take those gloves off, kiddo.

502
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:31,668
-I can't, they taped me into them!
-[Jim] The gloves stay on.

503
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:32,626
Bets are laid.

504
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,584
The boy will fight until the debt is paid.

505
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:35,751
[folk Irish music plays]

506
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,918
-Stop, it wasn't a purposeful rhyme.
-[music stops]

507
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:40,709
-I don't speak in limerick all the time.
-[folk Irish music plays]

508
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,293
-Okay, I heard that one.
-[music stops]

509
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:43,834
The rhyming is now done.

510
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:45,959
-[folk Irish music plays]
-Not done, over. It's over.

511
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:47,418
-[music stops]
-God, every fecking--

512
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,168
Wait! [sniffs]

513
00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:51,793
What is that? It reeks like gas in here.

514
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,793
-[clamoring]
-She's trying to stop the fight.

515
00:20:53,876 --> 00:20:55,959
-She's lying.
-The hell I am!

516
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:58,709
You can't smell it 'cause you're drunk!

517
00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:01,876
It's St. Patrick's Day. Everyone is drunk!

518
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,293
I'm not!

519
00:21:03,376 --> 00:21:06,001
And I'm telling you,
we need to get out of here.

520
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:08,918
-[hissing]
-She's right, the needle's in the red!

521
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,418
Everybody run!

522
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:13,668
Come on, everybody out, quick!
The place is gonna blow up!

523
00:21:15,293 --> 00:21:18,043
[sirens blaring]

524
00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:19,626
How are you holding up, bud?

525
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:23,668
Ugh. I'm hungry,
but I also have to throw up.

526
00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:26,793
-Yeah, isn't that the best?
-[car screeching]

527
00:21:26,876 --> 00:21:27,876
Tina!

528
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:30,459
Oh, no! I'm too late!

529
00:21:30,543 --> 00:21:33,584
No. This isn't my puke. I didn't drink.

530
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,001
Everything worked out.

531
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:36,334
[explosion]

532
00:21:36,418 --> 00:21:37,709
[man] Holy shit!

533
00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:40,501
[drunkenly] Oh! There's a second floor!

534
00:21:40,584 --> 00:21:46,334
Tina, believe it or not,
I saved these people because I was sober.

535
00:21:46,418 --> 00:21:48,126
I'm really proud of you, Diane.

536
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:50,418
I couldn't have done it without you, Tin.

537
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,168
And when this bracelet comes off,

538
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:55,043
-I'm gonna toast one in your honor.
-I'm sorry, what?

539
00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:58,084
Obviously, I'm gonna
go back on the sizzauce,

540
00:21:58,168 --> 00:22:00,876
but now I know I can quit when I want to.

541
00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:02,001
Thanks to you.

542
00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:03,918
Now how about a ride home?

543
00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:05,834
This is your own fault, Tina.

544
00:22:05,918 --> 00:22:07,501
You did this to yourself.

545
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:08,626
Come on, get in.

546
00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:11,209
[upbeat Irish music playing]

547
00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:13,626
[Bonnie] Yes, Mark! Yes, Mark!

548
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:16,126
[Mark and Bonnie] Yes, Mark! Yes, Mark!

549
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,959
[Diane] I can't believe
my craziest St. Patrick's Day of all time

550
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:22,334
was the one I didn't drink at.

551
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,918
Later on,
Daniel and Feather figured it out.

552
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:30,251
Feather realized he was better off
leaving his past in the past

553
00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:32,959
and he gave Daniel
two extra days off a month

554
00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:34,793
in exchange for his silence.

555
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:39,334
As for me,
thanks to a little help from Tina,

556
00:22:39,418 --> 00:22:43,084
I learned that I am capable
of having control.

557
00:22:43,168 --> 00:22:46,793
I might have blown my only chance
at being the Whiskey Queen,

558
00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:49,251
but not all queens wear crowns.

559
00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:52,293
Some of them wear bracelets.

560
00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:53,209
-[blows]
-[beep]

561
00:22:53,293 --> 00:22:54,959
[judge] Stop! Please stop.

562
00:22:55,043 --> 00:22:57,751
I don't know any of those people
and I don't care.

563
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:00,668
I called you back today
to remove your bracelet.

564
00:23:00,751 --> 00:23:03,209
What? That month flew by!

565
00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:04,543
It's been four days,

566
00:23:04,626 --> 00:23:07,668
but due to your heroic actions
at McDougal's Pub,

567
00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:10,793
I'm commuting your sentence
to time served. Bailiff!

568
00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:12,918
Hell yeah!

569
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,251
[upbeat music plays]

570
00:23:15,334 --> 00:23:16,501
-[swallowing]
-Take it outside!

571
00:23:16,584 --> 00:23:17,793
Come on!

572
00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:21,793
Next case, City of Chicago
vs. Mark and Bonnie Whiddington

573
00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:26,543
on the charges of public intoxication
and committing a lewd, sexual act.

574
00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:29,626
Oh my God! Busted!

575
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,959
-Hey, nude and lewd! You want a beer?
-[judge] Get out!

576
00:23:33,043 --> 00:23:36,251
-[slamming]
-[Diane cackles]

577
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,834
[closing theme music playing]