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[electricity crackling]

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[both straining]

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Who in their right mind would
throw away a genuine Spuds MacKenzie?

4
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This thing's a collector's item!

5
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Who was Spuds MacKenzie again?

6
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Spuds was the ultimate party dog.

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He could skateboard,
he was in a fraternity,

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and he got all the babes.

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Wait. Were they implying that this dog
had sex with human women?

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Times were different back then, Daniel.

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Now grab a hold of this rope.

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One, two, three…

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[straining]

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[both grunting]

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Ugh!

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Hey, hamstrings!
How about a little help here?

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What can I do for you?

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Just grab a hold of this rope
and anything else you'd like.

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What are you? About 6'2", 211 pounds?

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Yeah. That's exactly what I am.
How'd you know?

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My aunt's special skill. [chuckles]

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Her high school guidance counselor
always said she should go

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-into carnival guessing.
-[chuckles]

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[grunts]

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Daniel! Run upstairs
and yank this thing inside. [chuckles]

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-"Yank."
-[man grunts]

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I stay… here.

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Fine.

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I think I left some bras drying
in the oven anyway.

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So, you… live near here?

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Or, you just… walk around
offering to pull people's ropes? Heh.

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That sounded very dirty
as it came into my mouth-- Out of.

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-[man chuckles]
-Jesus!

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I actually  just moved
to that building on the corner.

35
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Wow, that's really close
to where I live, which is… right here.

36
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Oh, cool. Jason.

37
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Oh, right. I'm Danny. El. Danielle.

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Is it Danielle or Daniel?

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It's just Daniel.

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Welcome home, Spuds.

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I actually work up the street
at Kreativ Jus.

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I get one free juice per quarter

43
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and I'd love to give it to you
as a thank you. [chuckles]

44
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And I'd like to take it from you
as a "you're welcome."

45
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Damn it! I already have this one.

46
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I knew it looked familiar.

47
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Heads up!

48
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-[loud thud]
-Shoot!

49
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[Diane] Ah.

50
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Now it's the city's problem.

51
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[theme music playing]

52
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Kurt, are you sure about this haircut?

53
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It's real short. I can see your rage vein.

54
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Ah, it's new regulations by my prick
of a supervisor, Director Worsley.

55
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He's been on my ass ever since

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I accidentally let one full-size bottle
of Pert Plus get through security.

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And then, bam, he freaking demotes me!

58
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Oh, no, Lost and Found?

59
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Pfft, I wish.

60
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Terminal Four. That's Spirit Airlines.

61
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People go through security
with live chickens over there.

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All right, Heidi's waitin' for me.
I gotta run.

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Oh, you and bird lady
got any big weekend plans?

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Gonna chew up some food
and spit it into her mouth?

65
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No, I'm actually meeting her parents
this weekend.

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They're cat people, though,
so things might get a little tense.

67
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Anyway, thanks, Di. Top cut as usual.

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[door chimes]

69
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Aah.

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Good for Kurt.

71
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You need to stop cutting
your ex-husband's hair.

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It's the one thing we still have.

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[in thick accent] What about son?

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Mikey? Oh, yeah, Mikey and the haircut.

75
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That's all we have left.

76
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Diane, he's clearly moved on.

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You should too.

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I'm fine.

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I mean, I will be
once my Hitachi's back from the shop.

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-Your TV?
-No, my vibrator.

81
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-Motor burnt out.
-[chuckles]

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Stewart, I am so sorry
you had to hear that.

83
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Oh, it's fine. Diane's a riot.

84
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By the way, your ex's girlfriend
has some big shoes to fill.

85
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That depends on how much salt
I've had that day.

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I fluctuate between a six and a ten.

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[laughs]

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Nice.

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Diane, you've been
out of the game so long,

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you couldn't even tell Stewart
was flirting with you.

91
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He was?

92
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People are too subtle now!

93
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Back in the day, guys would just say,
"That's a lot of hair spray. Wanna bang?"

94
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What's Diane struggling with now?

95
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Moderation? Decorum?

96
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How to properly flush a toilet?

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[laughs]

98
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We're trying to get her a man, Gideon.

99
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I don't need a man.

100
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I have a very fulfilling life.

101
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Oh, really? What did you do last night?

102
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I found a beer sign in an alley,
dragged it 14 blocks,

103
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then fell asleep in my Lay-Z-Boy

104
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with a family-sized mostaccioli in my lap.

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Okay. Maybe I should go on a date.

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[jazz music playing]

107
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I mean, he's so good-looking

108
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and it seemed like there was a vibe,

109
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but I don't know if he's even gay.

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If I met him,
I could tell you in a second.

111
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I can immediately detect people's
sexual orientation and astrological sign.

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[door opens]

113
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Oh my God, that's him!

114
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Jason! [gasps] Hi. Hello. Welcome.

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Whatever.

116
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How is it going?

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Hey, Daniel.

118
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-[whistling]
-Thought I'd claim my free juice.

119
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Well, I've got some juice for you.

120
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Libra and I'm not sure.

121
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Okay. I'll have a large… Mean Green?

122
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Is that good?

123
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Honestly, they're all horrible.

124
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-[laughs]
-Thanks again for your help the other day.

125
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You must work out. Like, a lot.

126
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[chuckles] I'm actually
headed to my gym now.

127
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Chicago Power Clean. You know it?

128
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Do I know it?

129
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Um, it's only my favorite gymnasium. Gym.

130
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Here you go.

131
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Thanks. Uh, maybe
I'll see you there sometime.

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Totally.

133
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Totally.

134
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Oh my God! This is the loser patrol.

135
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Look at this dork.

136
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[in mocking voice] "I love to travel,
eat healthy and exercise."

137
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No, thanks, narc.

138
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You can't keep calling every guy
without a tattoo a narc.

139
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Here. Kent.
He's an ear, nose, and throat doctor.

140
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More like jeer, blows, and goat doctor.

141
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Goat doctor? You should be so lucky.

142
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All these men are dweebs.

143
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I like a guy who gets most of his clothes
from car shows.

144
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A man who's not afraid
to order his steak raw!

145
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Or his chicken.

146
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Look, because I want to wrap this up,
I think I may just have a solution.

147
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I downloaded this app for myself
and was very disappointed,

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so I'm guessing you're gonna love it.

149
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"Mustaches Only dot com"?

150
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Holy shit, these guys are all tens!

151
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They all look exactly same.

152
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Yeah, not good.

153
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[Diane] Here.
Oh, this guy's a total gusher.

154
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Make it happen, Gideon.

155
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Only if you agree to do one thing.

156
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Anything.

157
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Your goddamn job!

158
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Oh!

159
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[techno music playing in the background]

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[grunts]

161
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[grunts]

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-[whimpering]
-[crash]

163
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-Daniel?
-Oh, hey, Jason.

164
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I thought that was you.

165
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So, what's up?

166
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Oh, you know,
just throwing some weight around.

167
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Dude, I was just giving you a tour
and you disappeared.

168
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Also, did you just throw a kettlebell?

169
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What? No.

170
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[whispering] I'll pay for it.
Just give me a second, please.

171
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[chuckles] What a weirdo.

172
00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:24,834
Anyway, so what are you up to?

173
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Uh, well, it's leg day. You want in?

174
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You know what they say about leg day.

175
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Of course, it goes without saying.

176
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[grunting]

177
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Fist pump!

178
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Just one?

179
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Yeah, don't want to get too bulky, so…

180
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You do have a nice lean frame.

181
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Really? You think?

182
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Hey, man, it's time for you to go.

183
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Okay, Devlin. I'll see you soon.

184
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I hope so.

185
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Another loaded baked potato?

186
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No, I know when I've been stood up.

187
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Where do you think you're going,
hot stuff?

188
00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:05,793
You must be Burch. You're late.

189
00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:09,293
Listen, gorgeous,
I'm gonna make you a promise right now.

190
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That will probably never happen again.

191
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You're a goddamn smokeshow,

192
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and I'd like to do nothing more

193
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than to sit here and watch you
eat a bone-in rib eye

194
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while, if you permit me,

195
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I run my hand up your leg.

196
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You're lucky I've only been
eating side dishes.

197
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[hard rock music playing]

198
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Hmm.

199
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Damn it.

200
00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:36,376
[doorbell rings]

201
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[doorbell rings]

202
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If you're from the liquor store,

203
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just leave my aunt's Goldschläger
at the door!

204
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-[doorbell rings continuously]
-Come on!

205
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Oh my God, Jason.
What are you doing here?

206
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Could I come in for a second?

207
00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,126
Yeah, for sure.

208
00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:56,251
Can I get you something to drink?

209
00:08:56,334 --> 00:09:00,168
We have, um… half a Clamato?

210
00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:01,418
I'm good. [chuckles]

211
00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:05,209
Daniel, is there any way that maybe
you came to the gym just to…

212
00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:06,959
I don't know, flirt with me?

213
00:09:07,043 --> 00:09:09,168
What? No. [chuckles nervously]

214
00:09:09,251 --> 00:09:10,376
Yeah, right.

215
00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:13,251
You're not even gay, right?
You're not gay. Are you gay?

216
00:09:13,334 --> 00:09:14,209
[chuckles]

217
00:09:14,293 --> 00:09:16,418
Uh, all my ex-boyfriends seem to think so.

218
00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:19,584
And I had a girlfriend in junior high
who was very suspicious.

219
00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:20,959
Oh, so you are gay.

220
00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:24,709
Yes, and I'd like to cook you dinner
at my place on Friday night.

221
00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:26,793
That sounds really nice.

222
00:09:26,876 --> 00:09:27,709
Awesome.

223
00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:31,209
Uh, I'm done with work at 5:00
and I work right there, so…

224
00:09:31,293 --> 00:09:32,834
Oh, you work at Wrigley?

225
00:09:32,918 --> 00:09:34,793
Like in marketing or concessions?

226
00:09:34,876 --> 00:09:36,001
I'm the new shortstop.

227
00:09:36,084 --> 00:09:39,751
Wow, a shortstop is… a player?

228
00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:42,584
Mm. Mm.

229
00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:43,834
Aah!

230
00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:46,709
You should charge people to watch you eat.

231
00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:47,751
Another slice?

232
00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:49,709
No, three's my limit.

233
00:09:49,793 --> 00:09:51,459
What do you say we get out of here?

234
00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:54,001
You ever watch the fireworks at Navy Pier?

235
00:09:54,084 --> 00:09:56,376
Um, only 500 times.

236
00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:59,501
Not from my penthouse apartment,
you haven't.

237
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[fork clatters]

238
00:10:00,626 --> 00:10:02,959
-[Diane] Yes! [moans]
-[Burch moans loudly]

239
00:10:05,084 --> 00:10:07,876
-Yep!
-That was one for the books.

240
00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:11,209
-Pall Mall?
-Virginia Slim 100 Menthol Light?

241
00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:13,709
[both laughing]

242
00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:16,501
That's funny. That's funny.

243
00:10:16,584 --> 00:10:19,918
I gotta say, it's been years
since I slept with a guy

244
00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:22,084
whose last name I didn't even know.

245
00:10:22,168 --> 00:10:25,043
It was KC from the Sunshine Band, FYI.

246
00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:27,293
Well, mine's Worsley.

247
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,334
Worsley. That sounds so familiar.

248
00:10:30,418 --> 00:10:31,501
Where do you work?

249
00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:33,668
I'm the head of TSA at Midway.

250
00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:36,376
I'm basically the frickin' mayor
over there.

251
00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:38,376
-[ominous music plays]
-Oh, shit.

252
00:10:39,668 --> 00:10:41,418
This guy's such a catch.

253
00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:43,334
But if I tell Kurt I'm dating his boss,

254
00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:46,084
he will certainly
have his sixth heart attack.

255
00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:48,918
Six? What is wrong with you people?

256
00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:50,334
Give up pork!

257
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:53,001
Come on, guys. I'm really tormented here.

258
00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:54,126
What do I do?

259
00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:55,376
Listen, Diane.

260
00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:58,834
Kurt sat here and told you how serious
he's getting with his girlfriend.

261
00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:01,501
If you like this guy,
you should explore that.

262
00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:03,668
Huh. That makes sense.

263
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:06,084
[in thick accent]
When first husband die of turkey plague,

264
00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:08,584
I marry his boss at turkey farm.

265
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,709
Good point, Zuzs.
I'm just gonna be honest with Kurt.

266
00:11:11,793 --> 00:11:14,001
He's a grown adult. He'll be fine.

267
00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:16,126
How could you do this to me?!

268
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,043
Kurt, relax,
it's not the end of the world.

269
00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,543
No, it's worse!

270
00:11:20,626 --> 00:11:23,168
Ah, this is the ultimate betrayal!

271
00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:24,959
I forbid you to date him!

272
00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:26,918
You can't forbid me to do shit!

273
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:30,043
I'm a grown-ass woman
with the body of a 19-year-old.

274
00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:31,751
I can do whatever I want

275
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:34,626
and I'm going to
date the fuck out of this guy!

276
00:11:35,376 --> 00:11:36,584
Hi, sweetie. [kisses]

277
00:11:36,668 --> 00:11:40,126
["Then He Kissed Me"
by The Crystals playing]

278
00:11:43,251 --> 00:11:47,501
♪ Well, he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance ♪

279
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:54,418
♪ He looked kinda nice
And so I said I might take a chance ♪

280
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,959
♪ When he danced he held me tight ♪

281
00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:04,418
♪ And when he walked me home that night ♪

282
00:12:04,501 --> 00:12:08,959
♪ All the stars were shining bright
And then he kissed me ♪

283
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:10,834
Aah! [chuckles]

284
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:13,501
♪ And then he kissed me ♪

285
00:12:14,293 --> 00:12:17,543
♪ And then he kissed me ♪

286
00:12:19,251 --> 00:12:22,126
Mm! Yummers, this is… good.

287
00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:24,668
[chuckles] So is your acting.

288
00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:26,043
Don't beat yourself up.

289
00:12:26,126 --> 00:12:28,251
Sometimes my aunt
cooks meals on the radiator.

290
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:29,959
[Jason laughs]

291
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,918
Should we go out to grab a bite?

292
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:36,709
Or we could just order a pizza
and… hook up while we wait.

293
00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,834
[gentle music playing]

294
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,334
[buzzing]

295
00:12:42,418 --> 00:12:43,251
Ow!

296
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:45,543
Not so close there, big red.

297
00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:47,959
-Go ahead and trim that ear fuzz too.
-Mm.

298
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,793
You heard the man, Zuzs.

299
00:12:49,876 --> 00:12:52,709
My Burchie likes his ears
like a baby's ass.

300
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,709
And here's your tip.

301
00:12:57,501 --> 00:12:58,459
What is this?

302
00:12:58,543 --> 00:12:59,918
It's a scratcher.

303
00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:01,501
You could win up to 500 bucks.

304
00:13:02,084 --> 00:13:03,459
It's better than cash.

305
00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:05,043
So, give me a smile, huh?

306
00:13:05,126 --> 00:13:06,709
Oh, these are the best!

307
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:09,709
All you gotta do
is get four stacks of cash in a row,

308
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:11,709
which you didn't get.

309
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:14,334
Ow. Better luck next time, honey.

310
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,543
And I'll see you tonight, toots.

311
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:17,584
[doorbell chimes]

312
00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:20,293
-[door closes]
-[sighs] Isn't he a hunk?

313
00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:22,168
He is hunk of something.

314
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:24,376
Hey! Lose the 'tude, Zuzs!

315
00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:27,626
[hard rock music plays]

316
00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:31,459
Ah, I feel like our bodies
are fully imprinted on this couch.

317
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:33,459
Maybe we should
go for a walk or something.

318
00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:36,251
But if we're walking,
I can't be the big spoon.

319
00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:37,543
Holy shit!

320
00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:39,709
There's a Robyn concert
at Wrigley next week.

321
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,001
We gotta go!

322
00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:42,918
Yeah… I don't know.

323
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:46,876
Uh, we had, like, a two-hour
Robyn dance party in here the other night.

324
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,501
I don't really like big stadiums.

325
00:13:49,584 --> 00:13:51,459
You're a baseball player!

326
00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:53,668
Yeah, it's… different. Okay?

327
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:56,126
So, come on.
Let's just watch some Netflix.

328
00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:57,501
There's a new show Love is Quiet,

329
00:13:57,584 --> 00:13:59,834
where people go on dates,
but they aren't allowed to speak.

330
00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:00,751
[Tudum plays]

331
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,918
[narrator, whispering]
Welcome to Love is Quiet.

332
00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:07,334
Today, lovebirds Alex and Brittany
are at the Riverside Community Library.

333
00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:08,709
Shh!

334
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:13,126
Friday night, they're unveiling
a new art project in Terminal 2.

335
00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:15,626
A bunch of kids
painting their own hands or something.

336
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:19,293
They asked me to give a little speech
and I'd love for you to be there with me.

337
00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:22,626
I wouldn't miss it for all the iced teas
in Long Island.

338
00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:25,626
Diane, do me a favor.
Go pick out a Beanie Boo or something.

339
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:29,084
Oh, I wonder if they still have
the Mayor Daley one.

340
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:32,126
Why do I have to keep coming in here, huh?
Get it right.

341
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:33,376
Mr. Worsley, I--

342
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:35,918
-This is your last warning.
-I'm trying my best.

343
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,959
[grunts] Hey, remember what I said.

344
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,668
All right, all right, all right.

345
00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:40,584
Let's go.

346
00:14:40,668 --> 00:14:42,584
Everything okay over there?

347
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:44,584
Yeah, that guy's a troublemaker.

348
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,834
Here. These are for you.

349
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:49,001
[Diane] I know some women who,

350
00:14:49,084 --> 00:14:51,584
if their boyfriend gave them
a bag of peanut M&Ms

351
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,501
he just bopped someone on the head with,

352
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,668
would freak out.

353
00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:58,126
But I gotta be honest. It turned me on.

354
00:14:58,668 --> 00:14:59,834
And I was hungry.

355
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:06,168
So, Jason, Cubs fans
are thrilled to have you in Chicago.

356
00:15:06,251 --> 00:15:08,793
First question. Thin crust or deep dish?

357
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:10,876
[chuckles] Oh, I gotta go thin crust.

358
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,043
Cut! Ugh!

359
00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:13,959
You gotta say "deep dish," man.

360
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,418
Hey, I want to meet the new rookie.

361
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,709
Oh, hey, buddy. How's it going?

362
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,251
I'm good… buddy.

363
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:22,334
How are you?

364
00:15:22,418 --> 00:15:24,293
I'll catch up with you later. Okay?

365
00:15:24,376 --> 00:15:25,751
Um, yeah, okay.

366
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:26,709
Cool.

367
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,001
Okay. Let's go again.
Remember, "deep dish."

368
00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:29,918
Sure, right.

369
00:15:30,001 --> 00:15:32,668
[reporter] And can we fly in
some powder? He's shiny.

370
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:37,709
They say to take a dump right after sex,
so you don't get a UTI.

371
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,001
Don't you mean pee?

372
00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:41,209
I do both just to be safe.

373
00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,293
-[clack]
-Ow!

374
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:45,959
Holy shit!

375
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:47,918
[ominous music playing]

376
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,168
Looks like you got a little lost.

377
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:52,751
Burch! What are these scratchers?

378
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,459
It's a little side project.

379
00:15:54,543 --> 00:15:56,209
I get the overseas shipments

380
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:58,918
and then I sell them to stores
at a discount.

381
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,043
Well, don't just stand there,
grab me a nickel!

382
00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,543
Let's get scratchin'!

383
00:16:03,626 --> 00:16:06,459
No, Diane. None of these are winners.

384
00:16:06,543 --> 00:16:07,709
That's the whole thing.

385
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:09,668
Really? Oh.

386
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,251
I… I don't know, Burch.

387
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:13,626
I'm trying not to get
involved with any more scams

388
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,084
ever since those Amway psychos
blew up my car.

389
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,876
Relax, it's a victimless crime.

390
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:21,543
Burch. This feels kind of shady.

391
00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:25,376
I was saving this for later,
but, uh… what the hell.

392
00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:26,793
[gasps]

393
00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:30,751
Diane, I want you to be my lady 24/7.

394
00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,334
Move in with me.

395
00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:35,959
The Forever Bears
Diamond Infinity pendant.

396
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,293
You went to Jared.

397
00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:38,251
I did.

398
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:40,376
Jared Bagowski.

399
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,418
The unofficial jeweler
of the Chicago Bears.

400
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,209
So, what do you say, Diane?

401
00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:48,918
Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

402
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,459
Bet you didn't know you could
sub your eggs for another ham steak.

403
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:55,834
So, when do you think
you're gonna be moving in?

404
00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:57,793
Well, here's the thing, Burch.

405
00:16:57,876 --> 00:17:00,293
I'm a little worried
about my nephew Daniel.

406
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,251
I don't know if I can just leave him.

407
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:03,501
Pfft. Screw him.

408
00:17:03,584 --> 00:17:04,918
Excuse me?

409
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:06,459
I-I didn't mean it like that.

410
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:10,834
I'm just saying, you'll be happier in life
when you stop worrying about other people.

411
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,834
And he's like a kid, he'll be fine.

412
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:15,126
You gotta look out for number one.

413
00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:16,626
You deserve it.

414
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:17,959
Okay, anything else?

415
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:19,459
No, thanks, toots.

416
00:17:19,543 --> 00:17:21,376
This is for you.

417
00:17:22,168 --> 00:17:23,876
Oh, wow. A scratcher ticket?

418
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,709
Maybe I can pay my rent this month.

419
00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:29,251
Anyhoo, I know you got work.

420
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:30,709
I'm gonna go say hi to Mikey.

421
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,043
Who the fuck's Mikey?!

422
00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,251
Relax! He's my son, remember?

423
00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:35,834
Oh, right. Okay.

424
00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:37,751
I'll see you at the art thing tonight.

425
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:38,834
And look hot.

426
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:47,293
There's my boy.

427
00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:48,376
Ma!

428
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:51,918
Hey, Mikey! How's your dad doing?

429
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:53,251
Ah, not good.

430
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:55,834
He scream-cried himself
to sleep last night.

431
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:59,334
Well, that might be
because I've been seeing his boss.

432
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:02,584
Yeah, that's specifically
what he was screaming about.

433
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:05,626
And how do you feel about that?

434
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:10,084
Well, you know, I love you
and I just want you to be with a good guy.

435
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,876
[Burch] Hey, numb nuts.
This is Director Worsley.

436
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,793
Hey, speak of the devil.

437
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:15,918
-[beep]
-Yes, sir.

438
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,168
[Burch] Listen, you dope.

439
00:18:17,251 --> 00:18:19,168
Were you handling a shipment
from Chechnya?

440
00:18:19,251 --> 00:18:22,668
Yes, sir, uh, about 20 minutes ago.
I put it in Hangar 6.

441
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,168
[Burch] They were supposed
to go directly to my office!

442
00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:26,168
Wake up, dumbass!

443
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:28,418
Uh, sorry about that, sir.

444
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:29,959
Hey, do you want to say hi?

445
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,668
I'll talk to him later. Love you.

446
00:18:32,751 --> 00:18:35,001
[Burch] Well, fix it, you shit-for-brains!

447
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:40,793
I need to talk to you.

448
00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,418
What the hell was that yesterday?

449
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:44,084
You totally blew me off.

450
00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:47,709
I'm sorry, but I-I was busy
and that reporter was really grilling me.

451
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,584
Jason, are you in the closet?

452
00:18:50,668 --> 00:18:52,584
What? No. I've been out for years.

453
00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:55,043
I just don't want the stress
of a public relationship.

454
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:57,751
I want my baseball
to be the thing people talk about,

455
00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:59,043
not who I'm dating.

456
00:18:59,126 --> 00:19:01,959
Well, I want someone
who I can hold hands with,

457
00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:04,584
not just inside his apartment
while watching Bridgerton,

458
00:19:04,668 --> 00:19:07,793
but outside at, like, a Bridgerton
viewing party or something.

459
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:09,209
[sighs] Daniel--

460
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:11,501
This is what ended my last relationship.

461
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,876
All the attention.

462
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,543
And that was in the minor leagues.
I'm a Chicago Cub now.

463
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:18,543
I'm sorry, I just--
I want to keep things the way they are.

464
00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:21,001
Well I don't want to be
somebody's dirty little secret!

465
00:19:21,084 --> 00:19:22,334
Okay, fine!

466
00:19:22,418 --> 00:19:23,918
I'm sorry you can't handle this.

467
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:26,793
I can handle it fine.
You're the one with the problem!

468
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:27,876
Goodbye.

469
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,668
We're going in the same direction,
aren't we?

470
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,918
Can I go first? I'm late for practice.

471
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,001
Fine!

472
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,751
-[high-pitched beeping]
-I told you I have two fake knees.

473
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:42,459
Ma'am, that may be true, but I still
gotta wand you for weapons.

474
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:45,251
-Ah! Fucking chickens!
-Kurt.

475
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,126
Oh. What are you doing here?

476
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:49,209
-[beeping]
-You gonna tell me you're getting hitched?

477
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:52,876
No, but Burch did ask me to move in.

478
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,751
Oh, God. No!

479
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,834
Ah, I'm gonna toss my cookies!

480
00:19:56,918 --> 00:19:58,876
[Kurt vomiting]

481
00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:02,209
You weren't lying. Those are all cookies.

482
00:20:02,293 --> 00:20:03,668
You did this to me, Diane!

483
00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:05,709
-Kurt, listen!
-[Kurt retches]

484
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:06,959
I need your help.

485
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,209
[big band music playing]

486
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:14,751
Even though she looks like a zebra,
trust me, this one's all cougar.

487
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,418
[all laughing]

488
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:18,459
He said in the car he liked it.

489
00:20:18,543 --> 00:20:19,376
Hey, sweetie.

490
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,793
Be a doll and go grab me
another Jack and Coke.

491
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709
-Easy on the Coke.
-[Diane chuckles nervously]

492
00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:25,751
[Stewart] Diane!

493
00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:28,418
Stewart! What are you doing here?

494
00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:32,209
I do a lot of work with Hands Make Plans.
They're a great organization.

495
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:33,876
Those are on me.

496
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:35,584
Thanks for these.

497
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,501
My pleasure.

498
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:39,501
Your dress is really pretty, by the way.

499
00:20:40,168 --> 00:20:43,668
["Dancing On My Own" by Robyn playing]

500
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:45,959
-[Daniel sobbing]
-♪ I'm giving it my all ♪

501
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:50,126
♪ But I'm not the girl
You're taking home ♪

502
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,168
-♪ Ooh ♪
-[sobbing]

503
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:56,001
♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪

504
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:58,918
Daniel! Daniel!

505
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,668
[tapping on window]

506
00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:01,834
-[glass shatters]
-[screams]

507
00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:03,959
Sorry, I didn't mean to break it!

508
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:07,043
What the hell are you doing?
I thought you were afraid of heights.

509
00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:08,209
I'm terrified!

510
00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:10,084
Here, I brought you something.

511
00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:13,084
Robyn at Wrigley Field.

512
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:17,918
Daniel, I don't want to throw away
what we have because of my baggage.

513
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:20,584
I like you and I don't care who knows.

514
00:21:20,668 --> 00:21:22,543
Hey, everybody! Up here!

515
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:25,459
I am into this guy, and I fucked up

516
00:21:25,543 --> 00:21:27,501
and I'm really hoping
he'll give me another chance.

517
00:21:27,584 --> 00:21:28,709
Give him another chance!

518
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,334
Where's the Taco Bell?

519
00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:31,543
They tore it down.

520
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,709
So, what do you say, Daniel?

521
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,251
Well, I don't know.

522
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:37,043
Please answer so I can get down.

523
00:21:37,126 --> 00:21:39,293
Yes. Yes, yes!

524
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:40,709
-Yes!
-Whoa!

525
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,626
[both screaming]

526
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,001
[loud thud]

527
00:21:45,418 --> 00:21:46,418
[groans]

528
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:48,084
Spuds broke my fall.

529
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:50,876
Thank you… Spuds.

530
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:54,834
So, every time one of these brave children
paints their own hand,

531
00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:57,209
they get one step closer to…

532
00:21:57,918 --> 00:21:59,043
their plans.

533
00:21:59,126 --> 00:22:00,043
I guess.

534
00:22:00,126 --> 00:22:02,751
Anyway, here to welcome us to Terminal 2,

535
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:05,751
the Mayor of Midway, Burch Worsley.

536
00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:07,751
[applause]

537
00:22:08,251 --> 00:22:09,251
Hey, what are you doing?

538
00:22:09,334 --> 00:22:10,959
I'll just be a sec, sweetie.

539
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:12,876
Sorry, Mr. Lieutenant Governor,

540
00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:16,918
but I'd like to say a few words
real quick about Burch Worsley.

541
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:18,334
[applause]

542
00:22:18,418 --> 00:22:22,501
We've only been datin' for a few weeks,
but he has swept me off my feet.

543
00:22:22,584 --> 00:22:25,751
Don't even get me started
about how he is in the sack.

544
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:26,668
Beast!

545
00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:27,876
-[audience gasp]
-Uh!

546
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,168
And he is so generous.

547
00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:33,251
He always tips everyone
with these lotto scratchers.

548
00:22:33,334 --> 00:22:35,334
I love watching him make people's day

549
00:22:35,418 --> 00:22:37,709
by giving them a chance
to be a big winner.

550
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,626
But then I realized something.

551
00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:42,959
Burch Worsley
is just like these scratchers.

552
00:22:43,043 --> 00:22:44,751
A total fraud.

553
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,834
-[audience muttering]
-Okay, toots. That's enough.

554
00:22:46,918 --> 00:22:49,959
I said, "A total fraud!"

555
00:22:50,043 --> 00:22:52,293
Jesus Christ, Kurt, that's your cue!

556
00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:53,293
[man] Oh!

557
00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:55,376
-Ugh, goddammit!
-[clamoring]

558
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,793
Go ahead and scratch them.
Not a winner in the house!

559
00:22:59,626 --> 00:23:04,334
Burch Worsley, you are under arrest
for the forging of state lotto tickets.

560
00:23:04,418 --> 00:23:06,584
You're not allowed to say that.

561
00:23:06,668 --> 00:23:11,001
Burch Worsley, you're under arrest
for the forging of state lotto tickets.

562
00:23:11,084 --> 00:23:12,501
Where the hell'd you get those?

563
00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,334
-Hangar 5.
-Hangar 6.

564
00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:15,918
Hangar 6.

565
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:17,043
Asshole.

566
00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:19,584
You did me dirty, Diane.

567
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:22,459
We did each other dirty, Burch.

568
00:23:22,543 --> 00:23:24,126
Thanks for the help, Di.

569
00:23:24,209 --> 00:23:27,084
A bust this big will for sure
get me off chicken duty.

570
00:23:27,168 --> 00:23:30,584
All I heard was "bust this big"
and "get me off."

571
00:23:30,668 --> 00:23:32,668
[laughing]

572
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:40,459
Not so fast, bow tie. Keep it pouring.

573
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:43,251
Sorry things didn't work out
between you and Burch.

574
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,626
Ah, it's okay.

575
00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:47,084
There's plenty of other steers
on the prairie.

576
00:23:47,168 --> 00:23:49,459
Well, if you want to give
a nice guy a shot,

577
00:23:49,543 --> 00:23:50,584
you know where to find me.

578
00:23:52,793 --> 00:23:53,751
Huh.

579
00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:57,668
["Then He Kissed Me"
by The Crystals playing]

580
00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:05,084
♪ Well, he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance ♪

581
00:24:07,834 --> 00:24:11,793
♪ He looked kinda nice
And so I said I might take a chance ♪

582
00:24:15,251 --> 00:24:18,209
♪ Then he asked me to be his bride ♪

583
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:21,959
♪ And always be right by his side ♪

584
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:27,793
♪ I felt so happy I almost cried
And then he kissed me ♪

585
00:24:28,459 --> 00:24:32,126
♪ And then he kissed me ♪

586
00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:38,126
♪ And then he kissed me ♪