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[electricity crackling]

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[hard rock music playing]

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Are you ready for your big trip, Zuzs?

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Very excited!

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First time back in Krakow
not under Soviet control.

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Oh, my friend Jake Kashminski
was just in Poland.

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You know him, right?

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Diane, not all Polish people
know each other.

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No, we do. I know Jake, he is nice guy.

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Okay, here is my client list.

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Do good job for them.

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How come you get all her clients?

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[all laughing]

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Were you genuinely asking that question?

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Oh, sweetie.

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No, it's just because I'm more reliable.

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No offense.

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Offense!

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I'm reliable and I'm great at my job.

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Oh! Oh!

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-[whirring]
-Ah! Ah! Oh!

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[all coughing]

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Okay, point taken.

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-[horn honks]
-Ooh, that's my Uber!

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That's an Uber?

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Yes, he's my friend, Uber Kowalski.

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I am coming!

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Bye, Zuzs! Have a great time!

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[sighs]

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I could use a vacation.

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Your life is a vacation.

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Now, clean up that damn talc.

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And not with your nose.

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I did that one time!

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[theme music playing]

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Come here, you wiry little son of a bitch.

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Ah! Gotcha!

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[Gideon] Diane, come in here, please.

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Oh, he said "please."

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You're in trouble!

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Okay, busted.
My Barbicide is Blue Curaçao.

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I'm the one that keeps microwaving fish.

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-I don't understand the cash register--
-Stop! Enough!

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Listen, I have a proposal for you--

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I accept. One night, one million dollars.

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You can do whatever you want.

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No questions asked.

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You can remove the tape
when I'm done speaking.

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Remember that lotion
you gave me for Christmas?

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-Mm-hmm.
-Well, I've been using it every day

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and I gotta hand it to you,
it's incredible.

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I think it could be a hit.

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And I believe that--

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[sighs]

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You and I…

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Sweet Jesus, is this happening?

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…should go into business together.

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[muffled] Are you fucking kidding me?

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Remove the tape.

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Ah!

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Ooh, I got another hair!

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Gideon, I am in, baby!

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Let's start a test batch.

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We can sell it here. Maybe 20 jars?

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Twenty jars…

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Let's see, Cubs are playing at home
till Friday,

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Styx cover band at Sluggers next week,
carry the one…

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I could get that to you by Q3,
at the earliest.

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Okay, I knew this wouldn't work.
Too unreliable.

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No. I'm reliable! I can do this!

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And I can get them done by tomorrow!

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Please don't make me regret this.

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Oh, I will!

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I mean, I will do a good job.

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[hard rock music playing]

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Hey, that's my old art teacher.

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Yes, it is.

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Kreativ Jus believes
that supporting local artists

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is important for the betterment
of our communities.

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And it's a huge tax write-off.

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Hey, Samuel.
I don't know if you remember me…

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Sure! Daniel, right?

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How's the journey of the young artist?

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Good! I mean, not so much with the art,

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but at home, we do listen
to a lot of Journey. [chuckles]

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How much is this one?

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Ah! You have a great eye.

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That's an oil-on-canvas,

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crafted as a response
to the climate crisis.

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I'm asking $250.

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-I'll give you ten bucks for it.
-Ugh!

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Well, you seem passionate
for the piece so, I accept.

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Oh, for credit cards,
there is a one-dollar processing fee.

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Eh, forget it.

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Hey, screw that guy.
He wouldn't appreciate it, anyways.

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Oh, it's fine, Daniel.

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Every piece will find
its way home, eventually.

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Plus, I have plenty of other chances
to sell one today.

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[cricket chirping]

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[stomp]

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[gentle music playing]

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Ha!

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I got the stain out.

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[laughter]

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Have a good day at work, honey.

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You too.

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Jill Grierson. Hmpf!

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Mark, I was washing your underwear
and I had a revelation.

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I know, I'm dehydrated.

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No, I want a job.

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With Daniel gone and no new baby,
I want to do something!

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Isn't this exciting?

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Yes! I mean, where's this all coming from?

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Jill Grierson, across the street,
had three kids, went back to work,

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and now, she's a big-time VP at Sky Zone.

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-Why can't I do that?
-You want to work at a trampoline park?

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No, I'll do what I used to do,
event planning, remember?

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I planned Jeremy Piven's 40th birthday.

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Yeah, but that was 20 years ago.

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Bonnie, don't feel like you need to work.

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I make plenty of money.
I got us covered, babe.

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That's not what this is about.

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I need purpose, Mark.

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I need to do something
other than scrub your yellow undies.

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Okay. Well, two things.

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One, I will drink more water, and two…

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I think you should go for this.

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Aww. [giggles]

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This is so exciting!

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Get over here and kiss me
with those dry lips.

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[hard rock music playing]

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[Samuel] Come here.

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Oh, hello again.

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Hey… Uh, I'm gonna just grab
these cans if that's okay.

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Oh, cool!

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Are you doing some kind
of mixed media piece?

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Yeah… exactly.

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That's such a great way
to find inspiration!

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You know, I'd actually like
to buy you lunch and pick your brain.

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How about you don't use the phrase
"pick your brain"? It's disgusting!

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[gasps]

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I'm sorry.

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Look, the truth is,

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I make more money recycling these cans
than I do selling my art.

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Art is bullshit, okay?
The whole thing is a racket.

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What? But you've spent your life doing it.

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Yeah, and look at me!
I'm elbow-deep in trash.

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You want some advice?

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There are two kinds
of artists in this world,

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ones who make money
and ones who cut their fingers

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on cans of Feisty Cherry Diet Coke.

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Figure out which one you are.

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How do I do that?

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I don't know-- Create something.

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See if people respond to it.

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If they don't,
go into another field, quickly.

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[squeaking]

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Gimme that! That's mine!

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[refined baroque music playing]

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Hmm.

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[Diane] Daniel! Little help?

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Ugh. I've asked you to wear pants
when you make queso!

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It's a health and safety issue.

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No queso! I told Gideon I could
make 20 bottles of my lotion.

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And I can't blow it
because no one thinks I'm reliable.

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Now, hold this Reese's Pieces bag
so I can pour this hot lotion in.

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Wait, I have a ton of little mason jars
from work. Just use those.

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Great idea! That's teamwork.

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Is it supposed to be this… watery?

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Balls! Proportions must be off.

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Needs more beef fat, my secret ingredient.

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Balls again, I'm all out!

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-What are we gonna do?
-I don't know!

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You can't just buy beef fat
in the middle of the night.

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-Not even in Chicago.
-[gasps]

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-Eureka!
-What?

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The Eureka Diner down the street!

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Oh, right!

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The home of the meatloaf smoothie.

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Come to Mama.

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Hmm.

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Enjoy.

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Tell your friends.

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[Diane snoring]

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-Diane!
-I'm up! I'm up!

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No, you weren't.

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But you have earned your chair nap today.

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I have to say, I'm impressed!

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You actually delivered.

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Yeah, I was worried
when I ran out of our secret ingredient.

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But luckily, I was able to get my hands
on some beef fat from the diner.

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Diane, please don't tell anyone
we use beef fat.

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In the lotion business,
we call it "tallow."

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Now, this sold out in a day.

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Can you make 50 more?

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Fifty? Pfft!

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Now that I got an unlimited source
of beef fat--

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-Tallow.
-I can do a hundred!

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Let's do this, partner.

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Don't touch me with those beef hands!

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When she sang that acoustic version
of "Proud Mary," all the chairs turned.

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She picked Blake Shelton,
which I get for her sound,

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but if I was her, I--

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-We're being raided by the SEC! Run!
-[clamoring]

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-What?
-Hold the elevator!

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-[clamoring]
-Uh…

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Please vacate the premises!

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But what about my job?

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It's over! This company is bankrupt!
It no longer exists!

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Uh…

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[Diane] ♪ Beef fat, beef fat
Gonna get paid ♪

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[humming]

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[gasps]

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Hey, fellas.

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Can we talk to you for minute
in car, please?

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Sorry, guys, I have a strict

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"don't get into a car
with guys wearing tracksuits" rule.

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Fool me nine times, shame on me.

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Right. Let us help you.

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[Diane screams]

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[muffled screaming]

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Yes! A two liter!

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Okay, if you guys are cops,
you gotta tell me.

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[man] We are not police.

225
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I am Stanislas. I own diner. [chuckles]

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What were you doing with our garbage?

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Well, me and my boss Gideon
are doing this little lotion company,

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and the secret ingredient is beef fat.

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So, you started business, huh?

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I have good news for you.

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Our beef fat is all yours.

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You can have, eh?

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For real? Thanks, Stan!

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Can I call you "Stan"?

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No. Only thing,
you need to give us little taste.

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Of the lotion? Sure.

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It's actually a decent substitute
when I'm out of mayo.

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No, no. You give us
little taste of lotion business.

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Oh! I'm not sure about that.

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We have to run that past Gideon and he's--

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Yes, yes. So, it's done.

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Partners.

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-Mm!
-Eh…

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You're gonna want to wash that.

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Get these motherfucking char dogs
off my counter,

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or I'm gonna slap your geeky
fuckin' face with 'em!

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[chuckles] Good one!

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Hey!

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00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:04,709
Daniel, what are you doing here?

250
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I saw on Instagram that you were
having an installation at Wiener's Circle.

251
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Well, thank you for the follow,
that makes two.

252
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What do you got here?

253
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So, you kinda threw me
into an existential crisis

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and I painted something.

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And I'd like to show it to you

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and I need you
to be totally honest with me. Okay?

257
00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:27,584
You should abandon all hope
of ever making a dime being an artist.

258
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:28,668
Find something else.

259
00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:30,834
Play the horses. Learn to code!

260
00:10:30,918 --> 00:10:34,584
Okay, I get it. Jesus Christ, too honest!

261
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,668
[retching]

262
00:10:36,751 --> 00:10:38,376
-[groans]
-[counter lady] Uh-uh!

263
00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:40,501
That's on you! Clean that shit up!

264
00:10:42,668 --> 00:10:45,001
You see? This is what you'll be avoiding.

265
00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:47,959
[counter lady] Don't got all fuckin' day!
What do you want?

266
00:10:49,251 --> 00:10:54,001
After I left Let's Get This Party Starty
Events in 2001,

267
00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:58,709
I pivoted to a new client who I've been
working exclusively with for 18 years.

268
00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:02,668
I planned everything from dances
to musical premieres

269
00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:04,001
to homecoming rallies,

270
00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:08,084
and let me tell you,
this client could be very demanding.

271
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,668
He's my son. [laughs]

272
00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:14,084
We're looking for someone
with a larger social media presence.

273
00:11:14,168 --> 00:11:16,501
We're hoping to hire someone
a bit more fresh-faced.

274
00:11:16,584 --> 00:11:18,376
We're headed in a different direction,

275
00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:21,084
towards someone
with more valuable experience.

276
00:11:22,459 --> 00:11:23,668
[sighs]

277
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:25,918
[cash register dings]

278
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,584
And enjoy the lotion.

279
00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:30,126
Gid, we're gonna sell out again!

280
00:11:30,209 --> 00:11:31,709
That is wonderful!

281
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:35,334
Now, I'll tell you what's not wonderful
is this logo you've chosen.

282
00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:38,126
Yeah… I just took a stab at it.

283
00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:41,293
Well, I want someone to stab me
when I see it.

284
00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:42,709
It needs to change.

285
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:45,043
Ah! Another great idea from Gideon.

286
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:47,751
And I thought we could call the lotion…

287
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,334
Congeal.

288
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:53,168
-I love it! Congeal it is. Genius.
-Hmm.

289
00:11:53,251 --> 00:11:55,001
Why are you being so agreeable?

290
00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:56,876
You don't appear to be that liquored up.

291
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:59,668
-I told you, I'm a respons-- [gasps]
-[door opens]

292
00:11:59,751 --> 00:12:01,459
Partners!

293
00:12:01,543 --> 00:12:03,084
I'm sorry, can I help you?

294
00:12:03,168 --> 00:12:05,043
Stanislas.

295
00:12:05,126 --> 00:12:09,751
Diane take my beef fat for lotion,
so we are partners now, yes?

296
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:13,459
I'm pretty sure I told you, Gideon.

297
00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:16,626
Wow, you really don't listen
when women speak, huh?

298
00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:20,876
You most certainly did not tell me,
you gaslighting maniac.

299
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:23,918
Partners, partners, don't fight.

300
00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:26,501
So, how many jars we sell today?

301
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:27,543
-Zero.
-Fifty.

302
00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,959
-Ugh!
-Excellent. So…

303
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,126
Next time, maybe we sell double.

304
00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,793
One hundred. We can do this!

305
00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:40,876
A hundred jars? I can't do that overnight.

306
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,918
Girl, you're gonna have to!

307
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:45,751
["Too Many Cooks"
by Delta Generators playing]

308
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,834
♪ Too many cooks in your kitchen ♪

309
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:51,834
♪ Too many mouths to feed ♪

310
00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:56,418
♪ I thought I was your Master Chef ♪

311
00:12:57,001 --> 00:13:00,334
♪ How many cooks do you need ♪

312
00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:04,501
♪ Too many cooks
Many cooks in your kitchen ♪

313
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,043
♪ Alright ♪

314
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:16,376
Daniel, that was an intense cook,
but we did it!

315
00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:17,876
Wait, what about the label?

316
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:19,751
Shit, I forgot!

317
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,209
Wait, what's that?

318
00:13:21,293 --> 00:13:23,084
Nothing, just a bad painting I made.

319
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:24,376
I was gonna throw it out.

320
00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:26,709
Well, I think it's great. Can we use it?

321
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,376
Really? You like it?

322
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,918
It's perfect!

323
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:32,084
Do you think you can
hand-draw 100 tiny labels

324
00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,418
in the next three hours?

325
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,876
Um, no, but I could use a computer.

326
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:38,584
Whatever you gotta do, Steve Jobs.

327
00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:46,709
I planned everything from dances to
musical premieres to homecoming rallies.

328
00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:52,043
So, I spent a lot of time organizing and--

329
00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:55,209
Excuse me, boys, but I am talking to you!

330
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,209
Eyes up, phones down!

331
00:13:57,293 --> 00:13:59,043
-Mm!
-Now, you listen to me.

332
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:01,543
You'd be lucky to have me work here.

333
00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:05,043
Nobody is more demanding
than a bunch of rich, white women,

334
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:07,793
and I have planned parties
for hordes of them.

335
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:10,709
So, if you don't give me this job,
it's your loss.

336
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:13,084
Wait, Mommy! I mean, Bonnie!

337
00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:14,668
Yo, real talk?

338
00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:18,501
That kind of boss-lady energy
is what we need at our events.

339
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:21,918
Yeah, I could really see you
telling someone the open bar is closed

340
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:23,459
and it is now cash only.

341
00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:25,668
[both] You! Are! Hired!

342
00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:26,751
[honking]

343
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,709
Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo!

344
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:39,293
I absolutely, unequivocally,
beyond a shadow of a doubt…

345
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,168
love it!

346
00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:43,626
Hell yeah! Are you serious?

347
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,418
Daniel, it's wonderful!

348
00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:48,918
It's defined, yet generic. Genius!

349
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,626
Okay. Wow! Thank you so much,

350
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:54,459
because I was in a very dark place
and I felt--

351
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,834
Listen, I'm gonna go ahead
and take the focus back.

352
00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:59,626
-Copy that.
-I spoke with Borough about our product.

353
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:03,418
And they wanna order a test run
of 500 units!

354
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:06,084
Holy shit, G-string! This is amazing!

355
00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:09,001
I know, very exciting!

356
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:12,459
Now, can we move on to some news
that's not amazing?

357
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:17,459
You have gotten us into a partnership
with Eastern European criminals!

358
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,793
[polka music playing]

359
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:23,543
I told one of them
he couldn't smoke inside

360
00:15:23,626 --> 00:15:25,084
and he kissed me on the lips!

361
00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:28,501
Look, I agree they're not great
for our lotion business.

362
00:15:28,584 --> 00:15:30,584
There is no lotion business.

363
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,209
We're being run by the mob!

364
00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:35,084
Relax, they're not hurting anyone.

365
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,959
Hey, uh… those guys
are straight up robbing customers.

366
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:40,293
Like, putting their hands
in pockets and shit.

367
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,251
Diane, you need to fix this.

368
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:45,001
Get them out of here, now!

369
00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:48,459
Don't worry, partner,
I know exactly what to say.

370
00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:53,043
Stanislaus, we need to talk.

371
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,043
Yes, we do.

372
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:57,751
You need to get television channel
called Ultima Polska.

373
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,126
I have spoken to Gideon

374
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,834
and we have decided that
we'd like to part ways with you.

375
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:05,168
Part ways?
But where will you get your beef fat?

376
00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:07,209
It is not so easy to procure.

377
00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:09,251
Oh, we'll figure that out.

378
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:12,501
But I'd like to thank you for your help
and ask that you hit the road.

379
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:14,751
[ominous music playing]

380
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,459
That does not work for me.

381
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,084
All partners have to agree on things.

382
00:16:19,168 --> 00:16:20,709
I do not agree.

383
00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:24,668
Well, that's why
you're not a partner anymore, so--

384
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,084
We make handshake deal.

385
00:16:26,168 --> 00:16:28,626
Nikolai was witness, he is Notary Public.

386
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,501
I see it all. Legally binding.

387
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,918
I say I am still partner.

388
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:34,418
Or else.

389
00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:36,293
That's a comb.

390
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,084
Hurts more with comb.

391
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,668
Deal stands.

392
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:44,668
Well, good talk.
I'm glad we hashed this out.

393
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:49,043
So, I'm beginning to think
these guys are a real problem.

394
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,501
Okay, here's what we do.

395
00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:57,209
We bring them coffee,
but the sugar packets are poison.

396
00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:59,709
-That was in Breaking Bad.
-I'm not writing that down.

397
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:03,084
Oh! Oh, oh! We put them all on a plane,
then, it crashes on an island.

398
00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:06,376
Then, they have to live together,
but it's actually purgatory.

399
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,043
Stop pitching plots of TV shows.

400
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:12,084
Why? TV shows bailed me
out of trouble dozens of times.

401
00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:14,793
I've beaten two DUIs off Matlock alone,

402
00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:16,793
and beaten off to Matlock alone.

403
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:20,543
Wait, that's it! Matlock!
We need to do this legally.

404
00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:23,543
If we can prove ownership,
we can threaten them with a lawsuit!

405
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,793
Bingo! What we need is a patent lawyer.

406
00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:28,918
Where the hell are we gonna
find one of those?

407
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:32,543
Um, didn't you date a patent lawyer,
like, very recently?

408
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:34,709
Oh, yeah! Stewart!

409
00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:38,668
Anyhoo, that's the gist of our problem.

410
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:41,001
God, you look good, man.

411
00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:43,793
-What was I thinking?
-Focus, damn it!

412
00:17:43,876 --> 00:17:45,418
So, what do you think?

413
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:49,126
Sounds like you need to file an injunction
to protect your product.

414
00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:50,751
Yes! Will this work?

415
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,668
If they don't agree to step aside,
we'll see them in court.

416
00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:56,418
Legally speaking, this is a slam dunk.

417
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,584
Fuck yeah! Swish!

418
00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:01,876
See? I told you these guys
were no match for my buddy, Stewart.

419
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,376
Aw, thanks, Diane.

420
00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:05,751
Just out of curiosity,
who is the other party?

421
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,709
It's, like, these Polish gangsters.

422
00:18:07,793 --> 00:18:09,001
[chuckling]

423
00:18:09,084 --> 00:18:12,293
I wouldn't even joke about that,
those guys are notoriously brutal.

424
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:14,126
Anyway, I'll get these drawn up.

425
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:20,084
Okay, so, you're telling me my 401(k) is--

426
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:22,418
A four-oh-none-k.

427
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,751
Jesus Christ!

428
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:27,459
So, no retirement, my savings
were all tied up in company stock.

429
00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:29,043
What am I supposed to do?

430
00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:30,543
Mark, great news!

431
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:31,709
I got the job!

432
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,543
[sobbing]

433
00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,334
Mark, you're crying.

434
00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:40,918
I'm just… so happy for you.
That's all it is.

435
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,168
I'm so excited!

436
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,376
It's not a lot of pay,

437
00:18:43,459 --> 00:18:46,084
but for the first time in years,
I feel alive!

438
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,959
That's so great!

439
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,959
Hey, how much money is it, exactly?

440
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:52,543
Don't worry, Mark,
you're still the big breadwinner.

441
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:53,793
By, like, a mile.

442
00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:54,959
[fake laughter]

443
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,459
Great. Good.

444
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:58,876
I'm gonna go buy some pencil skirts!

445
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,626
[sobbing]

446
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:04,501
Pack it up, boys. This shit's over!

447
00:19:05,084 --> 00:19:06,876
What is the meaning of this?

448
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:10,418
Well, Stan, we got a little thing
called a "pattern."

449
00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:12,543
"Patent!" My God!

450
00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:16,043
And this is an injunction
filed on our behalf,

451
00:19:16,126 --> 00:19:19,751
which will hold up in court
over any handshake deal.

452
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:21,584
May I see this, please?

453
00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:28,084
Oh my God! That was laminated!

454
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,376
[snaps fingers]

455
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:33,876
We're not going anywhere!

456
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,918
I am back!

457
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,418
Stanislas?

458
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:40,834
Ciocia Zuzana?

459
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,168
You know him?

460
00:19:42,251 --> 00:19:43,209
He is nephew.

461
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:46,418
Jesus! They really do all know each other!

462
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:48,209
Well, I hope you two get along

463
00:19:48,293 --> 00:19:51,959
because apparently, he's me and Gideon's
new business partner!

464
00:19:52,043 --> 00:19:56,293
-[speaking Polish]
-Ow! Ow!!

465
00:19:56,376 --> 00:20:00,418
[both continue speaking Polish]

466
00:20:03,293 --> 00:20:05,418
[slapping]

467
00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:09,209
[Zuzana scolding in Polish]

468
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,626
[apologizing in Polish]

469
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,376
[In English] My apologies.

470
00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:15,334
Ow!

471
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:17,084
[scolding in Polish]

472
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:21,918
Damn, Zuzana!

473
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:25,459
Yeah! You really had to give away
all those pierogies?

474
00:20:25,543 --> 00:20:28,501
Thank you, Zuzana, for your protections.

475
00:20:28,584 --> 00:20:31,209
Well, looks like Diane fixed another one.

476
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:33,418
[chuckling] What? You did nothing.

477
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:36,918
Exactly. And we're still on the hook
for that Borough order.

478
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,626
What are we going to do?

479
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,334
We don't have a beef fat hookup now.

480
00:20:41,418 --> 00:20:43,626
Pardon me,
I have to drain fluid from feet.

481
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,543
They are like sausages.

482
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:47,626
Long flight, layover in Vienna.

483
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,668
Man next to me have diarrhea.

484
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:50,959
Wait a second.

485
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,168
Vienna.

486
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,876
Sausages.

487
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:55,251
Diarrhea!

488
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:56,918
I know what we gotta do!

489
00:20:57,501 --> 00:21:00,418
Amazing first day, Bonnie!
You! Killed! It!

490
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:04,626
This dog wedding
is going to be off the chain!

491
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:06,376
More like "off the leash!"

492
00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:08,001
[both] Yes!

493
00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:10,168
-[horn honks]
-Uh! My Uber's pulling up. Bye!

494
00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:14,751
Can I offer you a water?

495
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,834
No, thank you, I'm-- Mark?

496
00:21:16,918 --> 00:21:18,126
Bonnie?

497
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,376
You have every right to be angry
at me for not telling you.

498
00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:24,418
I just didn't want you
to think less of me.

499
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:26,376
I'm not angry, honey.

500
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,668
And now, we're both restarting.

501
00:21:28,751 --> 00:21:30,709
We're gonna do this together.

502
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,251
We're a team.

503
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:34,709
We're a team.

504
00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:37,376
-[door opens and closes]
-Are you coming in?

505
00:21:37,459 --> 00:21:39,959
Actually, I have an airport pickup at…

506
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,209
Munster, Indiana?

507
00:21:42,293 --> 00:21:43,751
Oh, come on!

508
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:47,293
Sweet peppers are better by far!

509
00:21:47,376 --> 00:21:49,459
Not a chance! Hot peppers all day!

510
00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:52,668
[overlapping discussion]

511
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:57,459
Guys! Guys!
We can't have this debate every day!

512
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:01,501
Ladies and gentlemen,
may we please take a moment of your time?

513
00:22:01,584 --> 00:22:02,793
Call security!

514
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:04,959
Wait! We need your beef fat.

515
00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:08,876
Beef fat that you've been
paying top dollar to dispose of.

516
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:11,751
So, we take it off your hands,
free of charge.

517
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:15,084
To quote Warren Buffett,
this is "mutually beneficial."

518
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:18,834
And to quote Jimmy Buffett,
"How did you get backstage?"

519
00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:21,793
So, whaddya say, folks? Do we have a deal?

520
00:22:25,168 --> 00:22:28,168
Thanks for buying this.
It's the first piece I've sold in years.

521
00:22:28,251 --> 00:22:30,001
I'm glad it found its home.

522
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:33,876
And I am going to treat myself
and get my water turned back on.

523
00:22:33,959 --> 00:22:36,918
[chuckles] It's bath time for Samuel!

524
00:22:37,751 --> 00:22:39,668
Diane, when I first met you, I had a hunch

525
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:42,584
that one day, we'd be dragging
coolers full of beef fat

526
00:22:42,668 --> 00:22:44,751
into your busted-ass apartment together.

527
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:45,834
Really?

528
00:22:45,918 --> 00:22:49,501
[laughing] No!
But I'm strangely glad we are.

529
00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:52,459
Forget making art, let's make some lotion!

530
00:22:52,543 --> 00:22:54,959
Yep, I'll put on my work clothes.

531
00:22:55,043 --> 00:22:56,334
-[ripping]
-Ah!

532
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,668
Oh my God, those are not tear-away pants!

533
00:22:59,751 --> 00:23:02,376
[Diane] I think I ripped some of my taint.

534
00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:05,543
[polka music playing]