1 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:09,176 [disco music playing] 2 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:12,513 [Justin panting] 3 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,609 [fireworks booming] 4 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:38,038 [Bruno Mars: "Skate"] 5 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,675 ♪ Oh, my, oh, my ♪ 6 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,554 ♪ Got your hair in the wind ♪ 7 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,389 ♪ And your skin glistening ♪ 8 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,850 ♪ I can smell your sweet perfume ♪ 9 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,560 ♪ You smell better than a barbecue ♪ 10 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,479 ♪ Oh, superstar... 11 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:02,938 [Riley wolf-whistling] 12 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,647 [Riley chuckles] 13 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:07,026 Uh, you look like a penis. 14 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,236 It's my new dry conditioner. 15 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,697 A big, giant water penis. 16 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,492 [Justin] Shut up! Billie's room ready? 17 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,869 - Cleared a path. - All right. It's gotta be perfect, 18 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,913 - 'cause I haven't seen her since... - [Riley] Since Christmas. 19 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:21,707 You know, you got all week to catch up with her. 20 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,542 - [Justin] Uh-huh. - Which means... 21 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,835 [Justin laughing] What are you doing? 22 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,545 No! What? 23 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:28,547 Riley! 24 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,261 Which means I get to have all my ways with you 25 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,638 - before she gets here. - No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. 26 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,015 No, it needs to stay on for at least eight hours, please. 27 00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,390 Okay. 28 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,643 That means this gets to come off 29 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:42,019 for at least eight minutes. 30 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,113 Can I at least keep the goggles on? 31 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,657 They really ground the look. 32 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,158 [laughs] Get over here, dickhead. 33 00:01:58,369 --> 00:01:59,370 [Bert] Hey, boys! 34 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,705 Mind if I drop a line? 35 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,666 Fish are real snappy here. 36 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,459 Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Bert. 37 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,711 Go inside? 38 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:11,423 Um, I'm just gonna need a minute. 39 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,761 Yeah, you're gonna need more than a minute. 40 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,013 It's gonna go down faster if you let go. 41 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,474 No, this is a hostage situation. 42 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,350 [Justin laughs] 43 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,105 Marry me? 44 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:28,607 Riley, we've been dating for what, like, a year? 45 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:31,819 We can do it this weekend. Come on, it'd be perfect. 46 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,781 Yeah, like, perfectly insane. 47 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,200 Riley, I've... I've been married, remember? 48 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,369 - Just to stay in the country. - And sex. 49 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,329 And a really great apartment. 50 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:44,707 Think about it, all right? Billie's here. 51 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,625 Look, I know you lost your place on the lake, 52 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,418 but you can build a new one here with me. 53 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,629 [Justin sighs] 54 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,340 A tool belt and a proposal does not make you a lesbian. 55 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:55,134 A guy can dream. 56 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,261 I don't even know your middle name. 57 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:58,804 Blair. 58 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,016 Oh, my God, you are a lesbian. 59 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:03,309 [Riley laughs] 60 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,354 This is crazy. 61 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,565 When has that ever stopped you? 62 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,444 - Okay. - Yeah? 63 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,738 - Okay. - Okay? Yeah, do you? 64 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:16,906 I do. 65 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:21,160 [The Knocks: "Slow Song"] 66 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,329 [Bert] Right on, boys! Get some! 67 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,666 ♪ I can feel you tryin' doors that opened up before ♪ 68 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,502 [man] Yeah, I'll take that over here. 69 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,379 ♪ But I'm the one with all the keys... 70 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,131 [Billie] I'm only here for a week, Mom. 71 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,216 [Naomi] Yes, but you wanna be fresh 72 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,218 for when you start your internship. 73 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,220 Yeah, but I'm just gonna be answering phones 74 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,555 and updating socials, you know? 75 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,766 [Naomi scoffs] Don't undersell yourself. 76 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:45,851 It was a very competitive job to get. 77 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:48,270 Billie? 78 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:49,980 Billie? 79 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:52,358 Okay, love you Mom, bye. 80 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,526 - Hi. - Hi. 81 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:58,030 Your kicks are way too fresh to be a tree planter. 82 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:00,115 Oh, I'm just visiting family for the week. 83 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,201 Shit. I needed a place to hide 84 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,744 from all the acoustic guitar this summer. 85 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,245 Oh, a lot of "Wonderwall," huh? 86 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,122 Uh, kombucha? 87 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,582 I brewed it myself. 88 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,708 Yeah, sure. 89 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,085 Why not? 90 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,546 You know, my mom says that good gut flora 91 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,966 is a better predicator of future income than grades. 92 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,510 - No shit. - Well, I mean, a little shit. 93 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,594 [chuckles] 94 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,184 Well, I am Forrest. Two "R"s. 95 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:28,060 Oh, Billie. 96 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,770 Uh, two "L"s. 97 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,155 How do I look? Cute? 98 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,282 - Too needy? - No, you look good. 99 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,575 - All right? - Okay. 100 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,869 Here she is. Billie! 101 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,454 Text me. 102 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,373 - Will do. - [Billie] Okay. 103 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,334 Hi! 104 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:55,004 [upbeat instrumental playing] 105 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,505 - [Billie] Hi. [chuckles] - Hi. 106 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:57,881 I see you're making new friends. 107 00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,133 - Hi, Riley. - Hi. 108 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,011 - Let me grab these for you. - Thanks. 109 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,264 So, what's with all the dirty hippies? 110 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,057 They're tree planters, Justin. 111 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,642 Oh, even worse. 112 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,227 Stay upwind. Patchouli will give you bacne. 113 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:12,771 Bye. 114 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,024 Hi. I'm still here. 115 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,108 - [Billie] Hi. - Another hug? 116 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:16,984 [Billie] Yes. 117 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,031 - I missed you like stupid. - Me too. 118 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,326 Why do you smell like moonshine? 119 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,287 That's kombucha. It's home brew. 120 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,622 It's good! 121 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,915 [Justin] The hippies got to you. 122 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,500 Just a bit. 123 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,295 [Maisy] Seven-layer lasagna? Is that really necessary? 124 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,422 I thought we'd discussed the menu for tonight. 125 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,923 Classic with a twist. 126 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,676 Nana thinks hot dogs with chorizo and glazed pears 127 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,345 - is trying too hard. - Well, your mother thinks... 128 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,972 [Mimsy] That her mother knows 129 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,308 that street meats taste best drunk 130 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,727 behind CBGB's after 4:00 a.m. 131 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:55,022 I have news 132 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:59,026 that's gonna sweeten that sour puss of yours. 133 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,904 I was just speaking to Killian. 134 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,406 - Killian called? - Mmm. On your phone, yes. 135 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,200 Why didn't you hand it to me? 136 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,826 'Cause I'm not your roadie, 137 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,912 and I was dying to know if he took the job. 138 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,371 Killian's lifeguarding this summer. 139 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,707 - He has a job. - Well, a friend of mine 140 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,168 who I used to life model with at the Vatican 141 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,629 owns an agency in Hong Kong. 142 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,589 And after I posted a picture of Killian, 143 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:21,924 she reached out. 144 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,175 [inhales sharply] 145 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:24,593 [laughs] Our boy, a model? 146 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,678 It only makes sense. 147 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,596 [exhales] 148 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,182 Killian's leaving China next week. 149 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,601 We can't impose on your family any more. 150 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,937 I mean, I'm sure they'd love to have him. 151 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,063 Be back for school. 152 00:06:36,105 --> 00:06:37,564 Think of the doors 153 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,942 that modelling would open for Killian. 154 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,111 Acting, music, 155 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,738 a sexy rebound with the Chairman of the Party. 156 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,490 [whispering] My sister would never let that happen. 157 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,951 [chair scraping on floor] 158 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,536 I think I need more coffee. 159 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:55,916 Children need dysfunction to turn into interesting adults! 160 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,628 Maisers? 161 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,881 Or they end up with hobbies. 162 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,845 [footsteps approaching] 163 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:11,181 Is breakfast wine the best way to deal with your mom? 164 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,516 Oh, I just need the bottle. 165 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:14,101 [glass shattering] 166 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,145 Oops! Clumsy me. 167 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,273 It's accidental manslaughter if she trips on it. 168 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,732 The blood thinners will do the rest. 169 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:21,817 [Victor] Sorry, Maisers. 170 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,153 Can't let you kill your mom. 171 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,737 You see? This is what she does. 172 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,781 She wraps you around her jabby little fingers 173 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,533 and then skips off to Zipolite. 174 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,118 She already has her claws in our kids. 175 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,579 - I need you on my side! - I am on your side. 176 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,080 She answers my phone. 177 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,790 She batiked my French linens. 178 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,709 She turned the bunkie into an ashram! 179 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,918 We need our own place. 180 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,670 Look, babe, all the places you liked 181 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,297 are over our budget, I'm retired, 182 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:46,425 and you lost the home reno account. 183 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,885 Besides, your mom isn't that bad, 184 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,344 and the kids love this place. 185 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,096 Why isn't Killian coming home? 186 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,516 Because he has a duty to share the face, body, and hair 187 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,185 I gave him with the world. 188 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:58,729 [Mimsy] Maisy-May, do you have any Turkish beans? 189 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,981 - Yours are limp. - Oh, here I go. 190 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,066 - No! - [sighs] 191 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:04,860 [strained cry] 192 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:08,655 [whimsical music playing] 193 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,417 [door clicks open] 194 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:27,090 - Uh, home sweet... - Homicide. 195 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:27,925 [Riley chuckles] 196 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:31,220 Wow, I like what you've done with the place, Rile. 197 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,222 Yeah, it's still a work in progress. 198 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,806 Sorry about the mess. 199 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,600 I'm workin' on a new roadkill investigation series. 200 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,477 [Justin] He uses the living room 'cause the light's better, 201 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:40,895 but these little cuties, they really come to life 202 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,688 - in the dark. - [Billie] Mmm. 203 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,733 [Riley] Yeah, 'cause someone's afraid to pee at night. 204 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,944 - [whispering] They watch. - [Billie laughs] 205 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:49,321 [Billie] So this dinner thing at Maisy's... 206 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:52,032 [Justin] I know. She blackmailed us into coming for moral support 207 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,617 because her mom's staying with her for the week 208 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,661 until Killian gets back from China, so... 209 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:58,038 You're safe. It's just Maisy, Victor, 210 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,165 Opal, and the evil stepmonster. 211 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:03,418 Already finishing each other's sentences. Adorable! 212 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,419 [imitates retching] 213 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,380 [Billie chuckles] 214 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,341 Are you bummed that Killian won't be there? 215 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,260 Nah. That boy's last year's news. 216 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,303 - [[Justin chuckles] - [Riley] Ooh. 217 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,554 - [Billie] So... - Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,181 [Billie] ...what's Mimsy like? 219 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:20,060 A narcissistic, manipulative Messy Poppins. 220 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,770 [snickers] 221 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,188 How come Wayne and Jayne aren't coming? 222 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,398 [Riley] Uh, 223 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,857 yeah, Maisy's been avoiding Jayner 224 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,276 since she declared for Boathouse prezzie. 225 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,403 - And the Quads? - Wayne and Jayne 226 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,113 are sharing custody since the split. 227 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,699 Yeah, it's Wayne's weekend, so they're probably moving 228 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,659 their beds to the other side of the cottage. 229 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,580 [hard rock music playing] 230 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,295 [thud] 231 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,881 I'm here! 232 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,217 Hey. 233 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,011 Whoo! 234 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,014 Ready for our weekend, girls? 235 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,474 - [Keri] Daddy, line! - [Wayne] Right. 236 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,810 Mom will freak if you go on her side before five. 237 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,187 [scoffs] 238 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,941 You know, it is my cottage too. 239 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,443 Do you think this is easy for us? 240 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,569 Look at Olive. 241 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,156 - She seems fine. - She gave up weed. 242 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,907 My sweet baby girl! 243 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,618 - Daddy! Line! - Yeah. 244 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,246 Why's your mom so mad? 245 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,664 I gave her everything she wanted. 246 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,207 Except the cottage. 247 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,001 And you traded her boat for that stupid seaplane. 248 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,294 Which you can't even fly. 249 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,379 Anyway, don't even worry about it, girls. 250 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,590 By the end of the summer, me and your mom, 251 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,258 we're gonna be back together. 252 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,718 It's a Wayne Moore guarantee. 253 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,305 Not if you keep day drinking in cargo shorts. 254 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,639 The whole point of breaking up 255 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,808 is to show your ex how much hotter you got. 256 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,685 - Mom's blowing up on Hinge. - And Tinder. 257 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,978 - Bumble. - Plenty of Fish. 258 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,146 - Coffee and a Bagel. - Snack. 259 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:46,980 I'm hungry. 260 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,648 [sighs] 261 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:53,779 ♪ 262 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,211 Thank you for having us, Mimsy. 263 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,713 Happy to have you anytime. 264 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,589 [scoffs] 265 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:13,465 [Riley chuckles] 266 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,885 Can't believe you reopened Granny's Muskoka room. 267 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,887 Well, we finally found the source of that smell. 268 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,264 - Oh, my God, what was it? - Your granny. 269 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,975 Now, no sniping. We're celebrating. 270 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,436 Everyone together around the table again. 271 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,897 If only your father were here to see it. 272 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,690 He did love corn. 273 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,778 Derrick lost so much sleep over your beautiful Billie 274 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,572 being raised by strangers or homosexuals. 275 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,366 - [Billie coughs] - He'd be thrilled to see 276 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,493 how perfectly ordinary you turned out. 277 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,206 Actually, 278 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,376 Billie has some of the top marks in the province. 279 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,253 And, Riley, drumroll please... 280 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,212 [drumming on table] 281 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,047 ...just got an internship 282 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,549 with the National Climate Institute, 283 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,259 where she will be saving the planet this summer, 284 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,593 because your generation has used it as 285 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,095 a disposable snot rag for decades. 286 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,805 - Okay, also yours. - Little bit less. 287 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,306 Well, now I know 288 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,560 that I have three extraordinary grandchildren. 289 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,520 Congratulations, Billie. 290 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,021 [all] Congratulations. 291 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:10,981 I'm proud of you. 292 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,067 [Riley] Uh, 293 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,696 I would also like to make a family toast, 294 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,031 seeing as I'll be joining it soon. 295 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,492 I asked Justin to marry me, 296 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,578 and he said yes. 297 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,248 - Congratulations! That's... - [Opal] Congrats. 298 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,167 - Wow! Wow, wow, wow. - [Victor] That's great. 299 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,376 I did, I said yes. 300 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,087 Have you set a date yet? 301 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,714 - Yeah, we were thinking... - Tomorrow. 302 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,257 - Tomorrow? - Tomorrow. 303 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,592 We know that's fast. 304 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,969 It's fast, but Riley hates fuss, 305 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,429 Billie's only in town for a week. 306 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,055 We were just thinking, like, "You know what? 307 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,141 To hell with it, let's just throw caution to the wind. 308 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,143 - Let's do it." - Yeah, then you can just 309 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,062 forget about the shitty DJs and the horrible food, 310 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,939 and the... you know, the gift bullshit. 311 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,441 Although we wouldn't say no to a Vitamix. 312 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,984 Well, where are you getting married? 313 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,403 I've eloped three times, and venue is everything. 314 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,280 We were hoping the Boathouse? 315 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,616 My great-grandfather was one of the original carpenters, 316 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,284 but it's booked. 317 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,411 So we were actually kind of hoping to maybe do it here. 318 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,288 You know, like my parents did? 319 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,500 You can't consecrate your love on land 320 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,502 steeped in your parents' sexual ennui. 321 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,546 Maisy can get you the Boathouse. 322 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,590 Her best friend, Janine, is VP. 323 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,551 - Jayne and I aren't really... - Do you have a wedding planner? 324 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:25,639 Oh. Uh, well, we were just gonna ask Ulrika to officiate. 325 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,932 I can work with that. 326 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,521 I need everyone at the Boathouse by ten. 327 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,106 Check your inbox in the morning for your assignments. 328 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,108 [Justin whispering] Where did the earpiece come from? 329 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,485 You guys are getting hitched tomorrow, 330 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,111 that means bachelor party tonight. 331 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,866 Oh, Riley and Justin can't see each other before the wedding, 332 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,702 it's bad luck, so I can throw a bachelorette 333 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,788 - for Justin at the cabin. - [softly] Thank you. 334 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,790 A toast. To the grooms. 335 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,251 May your life together 336 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,962 be as happy as the one leaving me. 337 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,007 - Leaving you? - I'm dying. 338 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,884 I was gonna wait to tell you, 339 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,762 but then Justin and Riley's desperate cry for attention 340 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,264 inspired my own. 341 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,474 To the grooms! 342 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,313 [Justin] I mean, she could've waited. 343 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,357 She's still gonna be dying after the wedding. 344 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,276 Are you sure about this, though? 345 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,486 'Cause it's really fast, Justin. 346 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,613 Billie, if you'd seen him propose. 347 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,948 He was like this... 348 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,034 big, wet puppy. 349 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,537 Yeah, but you get a puppy. You don't marry one. 350 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,372 Listen. 351 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,792 I lost a lot of time 352 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,335 being away from the people that I love, 353 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,753 and I don't wanna make that mistake again. 354 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,131 I love Riley. 355 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,801 And Riley loves me. And I know that it's fast, 356 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,970 but if I was a 36-year-old divorced woman 357 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,930 with a biological clock screaming "Tick, tock," 358 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,515 then nobody would bat an eye. 359 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,895 I've got everything that I've always wanted. 360 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,024 Except a father to walk me down the aisle. 361 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,026 You asking me to be your dad 362 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,278 - or walk you down the aisle? - Oh, you don't have to choose. 363 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,904 You just gotta find me something to wear. 364 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,780 [knocking on door] 365 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,825 Hey, girlies. 366 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:12,037 Now, it is not a bachelorette 367 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,164 without skinny margaritas. 368 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,582 No, it is not. 369 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,625 [Jayne grunts] 370 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,210 Good news! I was able to bump 371 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,004 Whoreen's canasta tournament 372 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,714 to get you the Boathouse tomorrow! 373 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,049 Are you serious? 374 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,967 [Jayne laughs] 375 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,595 Bad news, couldn't find a stripper, 376 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,138 so Saggy B is hoistin' 'em up, 377 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,973 and we are not gonna want to remember that. 378 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,434 So, strap in, 379 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,854 and tell me where I can plug 'er in. 380 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:42,025 [Toronto: "Your Daddy Don't Know"] 381 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,121 ♪ Making your move ♪ 382 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,209 ♪ You come down as fast as lightning ♪ 383 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,920 ♪ Crossing the stage... 384 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,754 [Jayne sighs] 385 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,964 Where's the Reposado? 386 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,925 Regurgeado behind the Murder Cabin. 387 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:11,471 Oh, looks like the bachelorette party was a success. 388 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,181 Just gotta push through the pain. 389 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,517 How's the hunt for a new cottage? 390 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,143 We're still looking, 391 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,145 but I am chatting with Clementine Farnsworth. 392 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,940 Ooh! She was Brenda Butt when we got our license, 393 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,150 but Clementine can ask for 7%. 394 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,569 If you want an agent who takes five, let me know. 395 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,613 - Oh, discount. - [forced laugh] 396 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,449 Hey, Mimsy, can I count on your vote 397 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,867 for Boathouse president this year? 398 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,329 I would ask for yours, but, whoopsie, 399 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,123 you can't vote, so... 400 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,757 - Need a hand there, Wayner? - Nah. [chuckles] 401 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,884 All about perspective, bro. 402 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,928 Am I tangled in life's challenges? 403 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,764 Or do I sparkle with a thousand tiny lights? 404 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,766 How you holdin' up, bud? 405 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,352 Well, I live in a plane I can't fly. 406 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,813 Uh, I don't have a shower to drink in anymore. 407 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,523 But you can't live in the past. 408 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,900 Oh, hey, can I do some laundry at your house again? 409 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,236 Jaynie's got the machines tied up till Saturday, 410 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,738 and girls said I could use a glow-up. 411 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:10,946 [Victor] Hey-o. 412 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,949 All right, my little griddle cakes. 413 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,410 This wedding's about to get lit. 414 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,454 Whoo! 415 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,457 [Barrie: "Darjeeling"] 416 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,433 ♪ The city towed my car ♪ 417 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,770 ♪ The first night I got in ♪ 418 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:43,021 - Hey, bud. - [Saggy B] Hey. 419 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,233 ♪ At your favourite bar 420 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,278 ♪ With the guy who owns it ♪ 421 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:59,120 ♪ Oh, it's just like you called it ♪ 422 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,837 ♪ And oh, you never got it ♪ 423 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,928 ♪ Stay ♪ 424 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,765 ♪ Keep me here for a while ♪ 425 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,394 ♪ Stay ♪ 426 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,980 ♪ You can leave... 427 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,984 [Spice Girls: "2 Become 1"] 428 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,039 ♪ Candlelight and soul forever ♪ 429 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:46,417 ♪ A dream of you and me together ♪ 430 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:53,132 ♪ Say you believe it Say you believe it ♪ 431 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,469 ♪ Free your mind of doubt and danger ♪ 432 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,889 ♪ Be for real Don't be a stranger ♪ 433 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:06,813 ♪ We can achieve it We can achieve it ♪ 434 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,690 ♪ Come a little closer... 435 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:11,484 - Ready? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 436 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,694 - Okay. - Yeah. 437 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:14,988 Oh, my God. 438 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,825 That's okay. That's okay! We'll tell them it was too fast, 439 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,827 and we'll go home and talk, and Riley will understand. 440 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,413 I did that thing: I made this whole week about myself. 441 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,706 This was supposed to be your week. 442 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,082 I made it all about me. 443 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,710 Oh, well, 444 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:32,255 unfortunately, there's no cure for Main Character Syndrome. 445 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:34,757 Tomorrow. 446 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:39,304 Tomorrow, I wanna hear all about your new job, 447 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,764 I wanna hear about that cute boy from the bus, 448 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,892 and I wanna hear about you. 449 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:45,727 [Ulrika clears throat] 450 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,815 Okay. Come on. 451 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,483 Let me give your ass away. 452 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,694 ♪ I need some love ♪ 453 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,488 ♪ Like I never needed love before ♪ 454 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,699 ♪ Wanna make love to ya, baby ♪ 455 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,661 ♪ I had a little love Now I'm back for more ♪ 456 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,497 ♪ Wanna make love to ya, baby ♪ 457 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,500 ♪ Set your spirit free ♪ 458 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,545 ♪ It's the only way to be... 459 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,012 We gather here under the loving eye of Mother Frigg 460 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:24,015 to join these beautiful gays in marriage. 461 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,893 We ask Baldur, god of all ass rascals, 462 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:31,064 to bless their coffers with gold and their staffs with semen. 463 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:34,943 Bring me the rings. 464 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,320 Riley, you may speak your vows. 465 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,325 [blowing nose loudly] 466 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,747 Justin Lovejoy. 467 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,501 I cannot wait to share... 468 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,212 all that I have with you. 469 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,382 And cherish... 470 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,055 all that is yours. 471 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,476 Justin? The ring? 472 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,352 Uh... 473 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,313 - [Ulrika] The rings? - Yeah. Yeah. 474 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,398 Okay. 475 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,400 [inhales deeply] 476 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,985 Riley... 477 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,321 I, um... 478 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,823 [raccoon chittering] 479 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,200 [eerie instrumental playing] 480 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,578 It's... it's a little hot. Just a little hot in here. 481 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,247 I, uh... 482 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,793 [panting] 483 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,086 I can't. 484 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,213 I can't! 485 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,383 [music fades] 486 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,553 [guests gasping] 487 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:48,516 [Billy Idol: "Dancing with Myself"] 488 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:53,271 [Justin panting] 489 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,815 ♪ Oh, oh, oh Dancing with myself ♪ 490 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,066 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 491 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,943 ♪ Dancing with myself ♪ 492 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,738 - [Billie] Where are you? - [Wayne] Lovejoy! 493 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,406 Where are you? 494 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,283 ♪ Dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh ♪ 495 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,451 [Ulrika] Come back! 496 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:07,535 [Billie] Justin! 497 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:08,870 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 498 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,413 [firework booms] 499 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:15,585 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 500 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,260 Everyone clear of the Boathouse? 501 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,429 We can't find Nana. 502 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,891 [Mimsy] I'm here, babykins. 503 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,852 [fireworks booming] 504 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,898 [fireworks screeching] 505 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:39,817 Dear God. 506 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:44,072 What kind of ding-dong brings fireworks into the Boathouse? 507 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,115 I told him to take them outside. 508 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:50,745 [sombre instrumental playing] 509 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,770 [sighs] Justin... 510 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,441 What have you done? 511 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,958 Hey, guys. Guys, the Boathouse is on fire. 512 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,127 We know. The fire department's there. 513 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,503 [exhales] Oh. 514 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,756 - They're all gone. - Oh, my God! 515 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,550 Everyone's safe, but... 516 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,636 Riley's RKI collection died in the fire. 517 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,097 Well, you know, technically, 518 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,849 I mean, they were already kind of dead, but... 519 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,560 Right. I know. 520 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,774 Not all are gone. 521 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,529 You could've said no. 522 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,658 I wanted to marry you. 523 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,785 I wanna marry you. 524 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,788 You could've just said no. 525 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,757 Billie can stay here, but I want you to go. 526 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,886 I don't wanna see you in the morning. 527 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,938 - [door clicks closed] - Justin, what happened? 528 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,440 [Justin] I don't know! 529 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,108 I don't know. Everything was perfect, 530 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,694 and then I just, like, blacked out, 531 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:49,322 and then I woke up running in the forest. 532 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,783 [sighs] I'm such an idiot. 533 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,827 No, it's gonna be okay. 534 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,997 First, we need to find a place to sleep, yeah? 535 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,083 You can stay here with Riley. 536 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,462 Ulrika's next door. I can just camp out in her yurt. 537 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,880 Oh, I wouldn't count on that. 538 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,841 I don't know, I guess I can, um... 539 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,219 guess I can ask Maisy. 540 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,641 On the bright side, 541 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:18,935 I won't be in the bedroom next to you on your wedding night. 542 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,146 I'm such an idiot. 543 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:24,106 [Billie] No, we'll figure it out, okay? 544 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,779 [sighs] We'll figure it out. 545 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,076 Are we gonna talk about your mom dying? 546 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:36,911 She's not dying. 547 00:25:37,495 --> 00:25:39,997 Usually you blow past denial right into anger. 548 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,415 Maybe Wayner was right. 549 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,626 Can't get stuck in the past. 550 00:25:43,626 --> 00:25:44,585 [floor creaking] 551 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:45,670 [Maisy] Who was that? 552 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,422 Sorry. Need to replenish. 553 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,633 The smoke desiccated my vocal cords. 554 00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,803 - Good night, sweetie. - Love you, bud. 555 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,805 [footsteps departing] 556 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,682 - [door clicks open] - [Mimsy] Hon, do you have 557 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:59,100 any coconut kefir? 558 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,268 [Maisy groans] 559 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,644 It's okay. 560 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,604 - I'll make do with goat. - [Maisy sighs] 561 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,064 I don't care how much it costs, 562 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,816 we cannot spend another minute here. 563 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,110 - [chair scraping] - No. 564 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,029 [sighs] Damn raccoons are back. 565 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,533 [Victor] There's the anger. Let it out! 566 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:17,785 I may not be able to chase my mom from my cottage, 567 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,037 but I can chase raccoons from my porch. 568 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:23,082 What do you think about "kefir" as a safe word? 569 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:29,005 [Justin] I have nowhere else to sleep, and everyone hates me. 570 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:30,881 Mmm. You surprised? 571 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,426 Your Runaway Bride reboot set the Boathouse on fire. 572 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,095 [Justin] Just do it. 573 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,680 Be a hero. 574 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,141 Can't say that I haven't fantasized about it, 575 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:44,186 but sleeping on my mom's pullout really kills the buzz. 576 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:46,397 It's not gonna be your mom's for much longer. 577 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,066 Cottage is gonna be yours once Mimsy goes. 578 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,359 Maisy wins. 579 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,444 Again. 580 00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:54,155 She's had cancer before. 581 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:56,490 Facial dysphasia, phantom rosacea. 582 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,784 Isn't that how she got spider Botox through customs? 583 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:01,037 She couldn't talk for six weeks. It was heaven. 584 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,330 Yeah. 585 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,584 Unless she really is sick. 586 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,502 Then her timing is perfect. 587 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,379 Killian is about to start his senior year. 588 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:13,549 I need a vegan celebrity for the Impossible Burger collab. 589 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,593 Opal is interviewing at La Scala. 590 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,804 You gotta hand it to Dad for just dropping dead 591 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,723 - the way he did. - He's not your dad. 592 00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:21,974 Sorry. 593 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,688 Listen, Maisy, 594 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:30,566 I wasn't around for Dad's "Come to PFLAG" moment, but... 595 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,235 this might be your last chance 596 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,529 to scratch under your mom's lizard skin. 597 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,114 See if there's a human under there. 598 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,866 Or another lizard. 599 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:43,204 She found Killian a job, but she now has time for Opal? 600 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,747 She invited you to dinner? 601 00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:47,291 She's not sick. She's got an angle. 602 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,793 I just have to figure out what. 603 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,422 What are you gonna do now that 604 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,924 you set fire to everyone's summer? 605 00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:56,759 Gonna fix it. 606 00:27:57,802 --> 00:27:59,303 I am. I'm gonna fix it. 607 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,846 I am not gonna leave the lake 608 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,307 until I give Riley the happy ending he deserves. 609 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,141 The other one. 610 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:05,893 Oh. 611 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,020 Dealer's choice. 612 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,526 Do we hug? We don't hug. 613 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:16,362 [J Geils Band: "Love Stinks"] 614 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,989 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Love stinks ♪ 615 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,699 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 616 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,328 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Love stinks ♪ 617 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:25,788 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 618 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,667 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Love stinks ♪ 619 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,419 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 620 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,838 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 621 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,428 ♪ Two by two and side by side ♪ 622 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,514 ♪ Love's gonna find you Yes, it is ♪ 623 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:46,100 ♪ You just can't hide ♪ 624 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,561 ♪ You'll hear it call ♪ 625 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,188 ♪ Your heart will fall ♪ 626 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,983 ♪ Then love will fly ♪ 627 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,193 ♪ It's gonna soar ♪ 628 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:01,490 ♪ I don't care for any Casanova thing ♪ 629 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,827 ♪ All I can say is ♪ 630 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,288 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 631 00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:09,331 ♪ Love stinks... ♪♪