1 00:00:05,965 --> 00:00:09,927 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,854 [Maisy] That's good. So good. 3 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,151 Maizers? You okay? 4 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,694 I just finished Mom's "fuck-it" list. 5 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,612 She wants to spend her last summer here with me? 6 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,156 Fuck it. I'm gonna make her do 7 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,073 all the boring cottage stuff she hated here growing up. 8 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:34,076 Your plan is to bore her? 9 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:37,246 Yeah. It'll either force her to confess her diagnosis 10 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,789 or hop on the next flight to Madrid. 11 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,166 I'm starting with the Boathouse's 12 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:41,709 Annual General Meeting at Jayne's. 13 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,335 Dad used to make us go every summer 14 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,879 and it drove Mom bananas. 15 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:46,756 Derrick used to make you go to AGMs? 16 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:49,383 You don't just become Boathouse president. You're groomed. 17 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,052 I was framed! 18 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:53,888 My fireworks should be in this box, but they're gone. 19 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,682 They set fire to the Boathouse. That's how combustion works. 20 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,517 Not today, science. 21 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,519 They're gone because someone took them out 22 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,229 and started the fire 23 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:06,400 after I took them safely outside the Boathouse. Do you see? 24 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,029 The box has been opened and it's not even singed. 25 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:12,031 There's an arsonist among us. 26 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,824 Who would set fire to the Boathouse? 27 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,618 Believe the victim, Maisy. 28 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:16,952 Not how that's used. 29 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:18,370 Look, I need your help. 30 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:20,456 I need your help to unmask the arsonist, 31 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,708 redeem my good name and win back the man I love. 32 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,335 [Victor] Go to bed, Justin. 33 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,045 Okay, but I'm the big spoon. 34 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:28,214 Maisy's big spoon. 35 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:30,090 Can we just send him to Madrid? 36 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,467 They won't let him back in. 37 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:33,344 The paella was laced. 38 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:37,515 [Reaven: "Electric Love"] 39 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:39,600 ♪ Baby I don't know... ♪♪ 40 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,562 Hi. Riley, we're having a conversation as two people do. 41 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,396 I, uh, I need to tell you, 42 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:48,067 I didn't burn down the Boathouse. I was framed. 43 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,485 Like people frame people. 44 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:53,030 Oh my God, I sound crazy. This is crazy. I'm a crazy person. 45 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,281 Because he's not gonna believe you. 46 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:55,699 - Forgivesies? - [door slams] 47 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,326 [Billie] My dad's gonna call because I told him, 48 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,078 you and Riley made up and I'm staying with you 49 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,621 giving nature tours with Parks Canada all summer 50 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,790 because my mom will freak if she knows that I blew off 51 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,333 the internship to plant trees. So back me up 52 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,126 and do whatever it takes to fix things with Riley 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,503 or my parents will never forgive me. Okay? 54 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,588 And the cherry on my anxiety sundae. 55 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,507 Just be yourself. But do the opposite 56 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,259 of every instinct you ever have. 57 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:15,094 Okay, gotta run. Love you. Bye. 58 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,472 My God, I see more of me in her every day. 59 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,808 [wood chopping] 60 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,686 [birds chirping] 61 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:37,741 I come in peace... 62 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,495 or pieces. 63 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,792 You see this? 64 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,798 [Riley] Top wedding fail. 65 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:55,216 Thanks to you, I'm a fucking meme. 66 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,677 [wood chopping] 67 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:01,473 I'm sorry. 68 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,146 I'm sorry. 69 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,403 You didn't deserve any of this. 70 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:22,912 [emotional music] 71 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:27,750 How's the patient feeling? 72 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:32,421 Don't get your hopes up. Miles away from last rites. 73 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,506 I have all your favourites here. 74 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,300 Cacao, chia pudding, 75 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,177 mushroom tea, and a triple-triple. 76 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,638 Oh... No arsenic? 77 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,348 No, I'm saving that for lunch. 78 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,185 No, no. 79 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:49,855 I do not wanna waste any more time 80 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,523 being mad about the past. 81 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,776 Oh, sweetie, that's wonderful to hear. 82 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:55,277 So I made a list. 83 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:57,821 Oh, of course, you did. It's very Virgo of you. 84 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,865 Of all our favourite cottage things 85 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,117 to do together before you, you know. 86 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,452 Walk into the light 87 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,497 in a blaze of Quaaludes and an '83 Clicquot? 88 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,293 The... the Boathouse's AGM at Jayne's 89 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,670 is the perfect place to start. 90 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,046 We really need to figure out 91 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,547 what we're doing with that Boathouse. 92 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,800 Oh, I remember those. 93 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,343 Flights to Singapore were shorter. 94 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,928 Should only take four, five, maybe six hours. 95 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,722 You cannot put a clock on democracy. 96 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:26,767 Will there be cocktails? 97 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,602 [Forester: "Undercover"] 98 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:39,655 [indistinct chatter] 99 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,452 [woman] Be right there! 100 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:50,332 [Ivy] Hey! You found me. I was gonna call search and rescue. 101 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:51,959 Brought my own flares this time. 102 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,044 Cute outfit. The bugs are gonna love it. 103 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,798 Oh, I doubt that because I came prepared this time. 104 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,009 Point Thunberg. 105 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,886 So is there somewhere private that I can change? 106 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,179 Uh... 107 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,308 - Is there somewhere else? - Uh, Urban Outfitters? 108 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,686 Point Ivy. [laughs] 109 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,313 There's not much privacy in the bush. 110 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,315 - Hope you're cool with it. - Yeah, totally cool. 111 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,694 Okay. We're talking a lot of body hair. 112 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:21,030 Like a lot. Not that there's anything wrong with body hair. 113 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:23,782 We are very body positive around here. 114 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,576 - Too positive. - [Krusty Jake] Hey. 115 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:28,454 Oh, Jesus, Krusty Jake. Please fix your sarong. 116 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:30,039 [Krusty Jake] Sorry. 117 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:33,292 [Billie] So what do you think? 118 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,877 I think... 119 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,172 Girl Guides didn't prepare you for this. 120 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,596 [Ivy] All right, people. Let's dig some holes. 121 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,389 Let's plant some trees. 122 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,557 [man] All right. 123 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,808 [birds chirping] 124 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,685 [exhales] 125 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,276 This must be the longest you've gone without talking. 126 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,279 Well, Billie said to do the opposite 127 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,157 of every instinct I have, so. 128 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:08,077 - You're dying inside? - It's unbearable. Yeah. 129 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,332 Are you sure you're okay with her 130 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,084 staying for the summer? 131 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,960 Been nice having her around, actually. 132 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,214 We went shopping yesterday for her gear. 133 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,758 You guys went shopping without me? 134 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,594 Just boots and bugs stuff. 135 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,137 Like cute boots and bug stuff? 136 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,225 Why the face? 137 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,811 Billie stayed like you wanted. 138 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,354 Yeah, I mean, she's staying with you. 139 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,605 I wanted her to stay with me. 140 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,275 That's on you. 141 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,945 Ah, man. Riley, I... 142 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,448 I don't know why I ran, 143 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:50,159 but I know it's not why the Boathouse burned down. 144 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,079 I think that someone stole my fireworks 145 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,248 and started the fire and I can't prove it. 146 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:58,836 But I was thinking maybe with your RKI smarts, 147 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,547 and my good looks, 148 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,340 we can get in there and crack the case. 149 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:08,846 God, your life should be a fucking Bravo series. 150 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,305 You know, that's so weird. 151 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,141 I was just saying that to Billie the other day. 152 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:14,059 Oh, that's not a compliment. 153 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,311 He has a baby in high school. 154 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:21,692 Gives it up, comes out, gets kicked out, 155 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,944 moves across the planet, dates a Hemsworth. 156 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,445 From Coff's Harbour. 157 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,573 [Riley] Gets divorced, comes home, 158 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:30,534 defeats evil stepsister, 159 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,411 and makes up with his kid. 160 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,413 Redneck Riley was never gonna be good enough 161 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,622 for the Justin show. 162 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,916 That's not true. It sounds like a hit. 163 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,879 [Riley] I tried it your way. 164 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:44,882 Spontaneous proposal, shotgun wedding. 165 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,554 But being meme-ed by a bunch of side characters... 166 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,473 that's probably what I deserved. 167 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,225 [Justin] That's not true. Riley, that's not true. 168 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,894 Riley! Riley! 169 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,564 Riley, your... 170 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,030 [peppy synth music] 171 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,410 [Billie] Okay... 172 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:19,249 [birds chirping] 173 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,209 Okay. 174 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,927 Good stuff. 175 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,136 Good stuff. 176 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,389 Oh, my God. 177 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,892 [Forrest] Hey, Kombuch! 178 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:39,977 How you holding up? 179 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:42,147 Good, thanks. 180 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:46,026 And, uh, thank you for setting things up with Ivy. 181 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,028 Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm happy to. 182 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,158 - Thirsty? - What? No. 183 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,286 Oh yeah, totally. 184 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,833 [motor engine roars] 185 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,420 Care for some highballer wisdom? 186 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,089 What? 187 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,509 When you pound a lot of trees, you're a highballer. 188 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:13,262 When you do whatever that is... 189 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:17,391 - Lowballer. Got it. - Yeah. 190 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,351 It's okay. Couldn't plant for shit my first season. 191 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,894 How many summers did you plant? 192 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,604 Two now. 193 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,231 Got my first job last year of high school. 194 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,735 Let me show you a proper pounding. 195 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,363 [Wrabel: "Magic"] 196 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,660 ♪ Better love me with the lights on ♪ 197 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,453 [Forrest] So, first... 198 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:40,122 ♪ 'Cause I wanna see what you're doin' ♪ 199 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,915 ♪ If I didn't see what you're doin' ♪ 200 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,460 you use your cream spoon, right? 201 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,548 You dig out your piece. 202 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:53,176 Align your sapling with the root, 203 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:57,806 and you grip the trunk firmly, 204 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,266 cut the bottom, 205 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,978 plug the hole. 206 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,152 Perfect pounding. 207 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,029 ♪ In magic ♪♪ 208 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,780 Praise Treezus. 209 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,450 [birds chirping] 210 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:20,245 ["Money City Maniacs" by Sloan] 211 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,755 ♪ All you've found... ♪ 212 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,089 - Hey! - God, this is 213 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,841 a crazy turnout for an AGM. 214 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,303 Yeah, well, AGM's on hold 215 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,804 until we can get another lifeguard. 216 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,181 'Cause the girls won't work the nude beach 217 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,932 - so Jaynie's covering it. - Yeah. 218 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,934 Have you seen the Quads? Because I really got talk to... 219 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,520 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 220 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,980 - Cowering Inferno. - Hey! 221 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,148 You listen here, all right? 222 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,733 This is Jaynie's first presidency 223 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,777 and this Boathouse is gonna be the tits. 224 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,404 So I can't be working canteen, snack bar, 225 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,448 rentals and putting out your fires. 226 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,492 I not... I didn't start the fire. 227 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,202 Wayne, stop this. There's an arson... 228 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,745 You're outta here. Sorry, bud. 229 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,247 [Mimsy] Wow! AGMs have really changed 230 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,792 since Derrick was president. This is gonna be fun. 231 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,878 We can't discuss the Boathouse resale at a frat house kegger. 232 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,213 Well, thank God for that. 233 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,632 Talking shop really dulls the barbiturates. 234 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,967 We don't drink at AGMs anymore. Maisy's bylaw. 235 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,969 That's how Ulrika got her nude beach. 236 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,265 ♪ Hey you ♪♪ 237 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,850 Regime changes are hard. 238 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,560 Marie Antoinette lost her head, 239 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,813 but she would've lost her mind sending email reminders 240 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,231 for the First Republic. 241 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,857 But you would've done very well, Mother. 242 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,359 [Chumbawamba: "Tubthumping"] 243 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,736 ♪ We'll be singing ♪ 244 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,738 ♪ When we're winning ♪ 245 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,198 ♪ We'll be singing ♪♪ 246 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,242 [Jayne] Careful, you two. Don't make me save you. 247 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,036 Watch out for that glass on the beach. 248 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,163 That bum needs more SPF. 249 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,458 [Maisy] Jayne, how are we gonna have an AGM in this? 250 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,001 Get it under control. 251 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,503 Under your control. 252 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,381 I told you that I would bring fun back to the lake. 253 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:58,593 Fun, this is Maisy. Maisy, this is fun. 254 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,847 I know fun. I put the F-U in fun. 255 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:05,183 The Boathouse is for families, not sad swingers. 256 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,352 [Mimsy] Sorry, Janine, my daughter's rigid. 257 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,646 It's her Capricorn moon. Negroni? 258 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,189 Ah, no. 259 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,233 Somehow Maisy picked up the most boring parts 260 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,402 of my late husband when he took her under his wing. 261 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,654 [laughs] OMJeepies, you're so right! 262 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:20,031 Remember how Derrick got so Shrek when he was Prez? 263 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,658 - [laughs] - He was not. Dad was... 264 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,285 As stale as your biscuits. 265 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,620 My biscuits have been featured in Canadian Living. 266 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,372 - Twice. - I have copies. 267 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,833 Well, I think your Boathouse 268 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,294 is a big improvement on the original. 269 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,921 Even if the Hall Monitor doesn't think so. 270 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,090 - Come on. - Oh, I shouldn't. 271 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,842 [Dom Vallie: "Shake (Valliefunk)"] 272 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,969 ♪ I'm lethal Better put me down ♪ 273 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,847 ♪ For a flip another pound For a I take another bitch ♪♪ 274 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,308 - Hi, girls. - [Jeri] Stalk much? 275 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,642 Why aren't you answering my DMs? 276 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,144 [Jeri] Are you verified? 277 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,604 I'm gonna pretend like that didn't hurt 278 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,063 and that your approval means nothing to me. 279 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:57,152 Hey, I need any photos or videos 280 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,612 that you guys took of my wedding. 281 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,030 They're already posted, pyro. 282 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:04,367 Well, do you have any unposted or maybe some... some deleted? 283 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,703 - They're in photo heaven. - It's called the Cloud, Keri. 284 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,163 Clouds are in heaven. 285 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,789 [Justin] You guys, I'll take anything that you got. 286 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,041 There might be something on there 287 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,667 that could help me fix things with Riley. 288 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,669 And I know you wanna see us get back together, right? 289 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,213 No, we just wanna see Riley's OnlyFans. 290 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,797 Yeah, that would be kinda hot. 291 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,758 No, wait, just be an ally here, would you? Come on. 292 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,510 [Teri] Well, then can you end Mom's oldstravaganza? 293 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:22,802 Or wormhole us to Tulum? 294 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,596 - Yeah. - [camera shutters] 295 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,306 What if I could bring it here? 296 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,849 Find you some cute F boys. 297 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,310 - What? - Don't go anywhere. 298 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,441 [Keri] Where's he gonna find that? 299 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,567 [flies buzzing] 300 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,693 [Forrest] It's a thunderbox. 301 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,196 Portable toilet. 302 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,949 Dig a hole. Pop on top. 303 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,534 - Make your drop. - Oh, I... 304 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,244 I think I can hold it. 305 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,578 You drank four canteens. 306 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,163 Yep. Nope. I'm gonna hold it. 307 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,500 No, no, no, no. Sorry, man. [farts] 308 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,584 Oh, my God. 309 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,629 Oh, sorry. Are you guys in line? 310 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,047 - Mm-mm. - Okay. 311 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,467 He'll be done in a sec. 312 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,344 [Krusty Jake groans, farts] 313 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:08,682 [phone ringing] 314 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,350 [Justin] Quid fro-yo, Billie Barnes. 315 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,602 I lied to your parents. So if you want me to make things 316 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,229 right with Riley, then I need you to send 317 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,272 some gaggy tree-planter- fireman-calendar-types 318 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,982 over to Jayne's stat. 319 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,733 Hard pass on body musk and white guys with dreads. 320 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,485 [groans] Come on. 321 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,571 I'll be there in 30. 322 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,948 - I... - [call ended beep] 323 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,825 Wow! I'm good at this. 324 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,451 [Wayne] Justin! I know you're still here. 325 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,369 Shit! 326 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,998 [Sheepdogs: "I Don't Know"] 327 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,001 - This is all falling apart. - I know. 328 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,628 The AGM was supposed to bore my mom into leaving. 329 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,879 How is this happening? 330 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,131 I won three championships, 331 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,757 but now I'm mixing drinks for Wayne? 332 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,551 And my mom is getting along with Jayne? 333 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,636 - Jayne can be fun. - [Maisy] Fun? 334 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,221 In a Jell-o shots kinda way. 335 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,639 - I'm fun. - I know. 336 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,266 But your mom loves an audience. 337 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,143 And Jayne plays a great second fiddle. 338 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,519 I did it one time. 339 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,229 [all laughing] 340 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,899 Well, if we can't bore her into leaving, 341 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,610 we can send her packing by stealing 342 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,320 the one thing she wants most. 343 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,529 - Opal's kidneys. - The spotlight. 344 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,073 Oh. 345 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,075 There's only one person I can ask. 346 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,660 Crazy-May. 347 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,995 Bitch better buckle up 348 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,705 because fun's a'comin'. 349 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,166 What if Opal sees? If he sees... 350 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,542 Tell him Mommy loves him. 351 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,753 And then get him the hell out of here. 352 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,047 Let's Jekyll and Hyde this shit. 353 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,841 [Halo Sol: "Lo Que Quieres"] 354 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,344 [Justin] Would you guys just answer my texts? 355 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,179 How is the foot box talking? 356 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,431 Stay! Dad's still looking for you. 357 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,309 [Justin] Okay. But Billie's here. 358 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,770 And she brought a DJ for each of you. 359 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,985 - I'm taking that one. - No, I want that one. 360 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,528 All right, now deal's a deal. Gimme the footage. 361 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,824 Yep, let's go. 362 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:52,202 - [phone chimes] - Yes! 363 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,833 Oh, hey, Olive. Billie brought a boy for you too. 364 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,418 Oh, I'm sapiosexual. 365 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,170 Oh, we all are, sweetheart. 366 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,714 [Keri] Until they won't shut up about vinyl or Foucault. 367 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,929 She's getting smarter. 368 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,014 Uh-uh. You need life jackets. 369 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,684 Oh, come on. Don't you have a basement for that? 370 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,686 - Ulrika! - [Ulrika] Uh-huh? Yes? 371 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,729 Think of the children. 372 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,648 That would be weird, no? 373 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,900 The nude beach is supposed to be on Wayne's half. 374 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,360 Oh. 375 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:26,778 - [Wayne] Hey. - [Ulrika] What? 376 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,492 I know you told me to stay on my side of the Boathouse but... 377 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,328 we're outta snacks, beer, propane... 378 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,288 and coasters. 379 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,667 You can't get water rings outta my coffee table, Wayne. 380 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,419 They say that you can, but you can't. 381 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,962 Okay. And don't freak out... 382 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,006 but I think I may have heard Justin's voice somewhere. 383 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,762 It's all going to dumpers. 384 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,514 My first day as president. 385 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,643 Okay. 386 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,187 I'll send Victor on a coaster run. 387 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,565 Opal's helping out in the kitchen, doing the best he can. 388 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,401 And the girls are still looking for Justin. Okay? 389 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,902 We'll make it work, Jaynie. 390 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,820 It's gonna be the best Boathouse ever. 391 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,699 [Maisy] Woo-hooo! 392 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,242 [Bif Naked: "I Love Myself Today"] 393 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,493 [woman] Yes, girl! 394 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,496 [Maisy] Party's here, bitches. 395 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,330 [cheering] 396 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,166 ♪ Well look at you you're all puffed up ♪ 397 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,419 ♪ In that big red truck but you're outta luck (this time) ♪ 398 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,545 ♪ Well, that's tough ♪ 399 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,672 - It's... - Crazy-May. 400 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,883 We have to go. 401 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,343 But it's the best I can do. [gasps] 402 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,137 Orpheus Protocol like we practiced. 403 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,430 Number one rule? 404 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,223 Whatever happens, don't look at Crazy-May. 405 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,476 ♪ But I'm a fool who's off her rocker ♪ 406 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:43,396 ♪ Cause I let you in my heart that one last time ♪ 407 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,774 ♪ I've had enough, made up my mind ♪ 408 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,442 Oh my God! 409 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:52,322 ♪ I'm gonna get up and out and wild ♪ 410 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,490 Dad, I'm scared. 411 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,241 ♪ Not like yesterday... ♪ 412 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,160 Woo-hoo! 413 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,287 ♪ I'm gonna be okay! Uh huh ♪ 414 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,247 ♪ I love myself today ♪ 415 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,249 ♪ Not like yesterday ♪ 416 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,084 ♪ Take another look at me now ♪ 417 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,253 - [woman] She's out of control. - [man] Wasn't this an AGM? 418 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,297 ♪ Cause it's your last look ♪ 419 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,174 Yeah. Bring it, Saggy Balls! 420 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,009 I pound beers for breakfast! 421 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,512 Yes! 422 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,515 You two, move! 423 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,935 [Wayne] Justin! Get back here, Lovejoy! 424 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,271 [Maisy] Don't mind if I do! 425 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,315 [Opal] My blindfold is slipping! 426 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,193 [Victor] I'm putting you down. Don't look. 427 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,445 ♪ ...Not like yesterday I'm cool, I'm calm ♪ 428 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,614 ♪ I'm gonna be okay! ♪ 429 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,491 ♪ I love myself today ♪ 430 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,159 ♪ Not like yesterday ♪ 431 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,911 Coming in hot. Coming in hot. 432 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,746 ♪ Take another look at me now ♪ 433 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,666 ♪ Cause it's your last look ♪♪ 434 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,252 You wanna piece, booster seat? Huh? 435 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,294 - Huh? - Mommy. 436 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,546 [Victor] Come on. 437 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,422 That's how you cottage, bitches. 438 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,384 She didn't come with me. 439 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,719 Oh! Drink! Oh! Drink! 440 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,304 - [knock on the door] - [Billie] Hurry up. 441 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,222 It's an emergency! 442 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,517 Oh, thank God. 443 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,311 - Is Wayne out there? - No, gone. 444 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,604 Coaster emergency in the living room. 445 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,231 - [door slams shut] - Okay. 446 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,316 Well, as much as I love a potty party, I'm... 447 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,443 Wait, wait. Stay. Please. [stomach growls] 448 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,903 Ooh. 449 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,196 What's Riley feeding you? 450 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,739 I've been holding it all day 451 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,867 because tree planters do their business on boxes 452 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,368 - in front of everyone. - [gasps] 453 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,996 Justin, there was this guy, pushing. 454 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,998 The sounds, the veins in his neck. 455 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,750 Oh, my baby. It's okay. It's okay. It's over now. 456 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,669 No, you don't understand. I have to learn how to go 457 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,170 in public or I'll never survive the summer. 458 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,506 Or a bachelorette. 459 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,426 I'm gonna be right behind that curtain. 460 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,177 [Billie] Just don't look. 461 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,347 Or listen. Or breathe. 462 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,433 Okay. 463 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,686 - Oh, and turn on the water. - [Justin] Already on it. 464 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,897 - [tap squeaks, water running] - Oh, God. 465 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,775 Okay, Billie. You can do this. 466 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,069 Oh my God. Come on. 467 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,909 You can go in front of your birth dad. 468 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,079 [sighs] 469 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,289 [VOLAC and Stace Cadet: "Super Cute"] 470 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,249 The Boathouse is closed! 471 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,126 Party's over. 472 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,753 Get outta my house! 473 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,881 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! [laughs] 474 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,716 That means you too, Maisy. 475 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,135 [Maisy] You can't kick me outta the Boathouse. 476 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,055 I made the Boathouse. I am the Boathouse. Oh. 477 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,266 See, this is why I hid all the birthday invitations 478 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,018 that came for her 'cause she can't handle the sugar. 479 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,811 I can handle it till sunrise. 480 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,188 You'll puke. 481 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,023 More room for the next round. 482 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,776 [Mimsy] Okay, Drunksy. I think it's time to go home. 483 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:35,818 Where's Victor? 484 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,404 He ran like a weak ass bitch. 485 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,740 [Wayne] Justin can take her home. [clears throat] 486 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,659 Oh, you pissed yourself, Justine? 487 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,371 No. And thanks to me, Billie will never have to either. 488 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,122 Wait, that sounds weird. No, I... she... 489 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,958 she gets bladder block in public. 490 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,793 Yeah. Not getting better, bud. 491 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,378 Can you just take your sister home? 492 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,129 - She's not my sister. - I'm not his sister. 493 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,714 - [Mimsy sighs] - Ugh. 494 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,840 All right, let's go. 495 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,550 Oh. Oh, no, this ain't over. 496 00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:01,970 I'll be back on the board as soon as my mom kicks it. 497 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,555 And my AGM's gonna kick your AGM's ass. 498 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,432 [Justin] Settle down, child. God! 499 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,518 [birds chirping] 500 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,271 [indistinct chatter] 501 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,191 We can't host the Boathouse at our cottage anymore. 502 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,904 You said our cottage. 503 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,123 [Billie] I'm sorry I pimped you out to the Barbie brigade 504 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,833 so I didn't have to thunderbox. 505 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,252 No, it's cool. The normal one 506 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,628 hid me until you finished your business. 507 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,046 Oh yeah. Olive's cool, huh? 508 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,967 [birds chirping] 509 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:44,303 Hey, what's the rush? 510 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,556 Oh, well, Ivy already thinks I can't cut it. 511 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:50,727 And that was the longest break in the history of breaks, so. 512 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,979 Okay. Don't sweat it. 513 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,939 Me and Ivy, we go way back. 514 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,650 I could put in a good word. 515 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:02,864 Wow. I mean, that would be, like, super cool of you. 516 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:09,412 So when you say you go way back, do you mean like... 517 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,623 - this? - No, gross. 518 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,333 Uh, Ivy's my sister. 519 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:18,296 - Is that weird? - Nope. No. Not weird. 520 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,630 Not weird at all. 521 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,965 Okay. 522 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,427 We should go. [chuckles] 523 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,720 Oh, my God. 524 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:30,183 [Maisy] I need one more drink. 525 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,185 - One more drink. - [Justin] No, no. 526 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,270 You need a egg and cheese. And you need a stomach pump. 527 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,230 - Watch your step. - Ugh! Just put DUI 528 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,774 to bed with a bucket 529 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,484 and she won't remember anything in the morning. 530 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,737 I totally broke that kid's nose in Spike Ball. 531 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,614 Oh, my God. 532 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,324 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 533 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,159 - Not for you, boo. - What? 534 00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:51,162 Fine. Fine. It's fine. I'll stop co-sleeping with you and Victor. 535 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,289 I can... I can stay. 536 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:56,000 I can only handle one wildfire at the cottage 537 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,835 and after what Opal saw today, 538 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:01,380 I don't think he's gonna let me stay here. 539 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:05,510 Somewhere on this phone is proof that I'm an innocent man. 540 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,762 That you would all be bar-b-que flambé 541 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:09,555 if I hadn't run for the hills. Stop! 542 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,932 I'm a hero. 543 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,267 And you're gonna feel so bad if you kick me out 544 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,061 when I'm the only reason that you're alive. 545 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,396 Sweet dreams, Justine. 546 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,942 Wait. No. Come back. Don't... 547 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,069 I don't have any place else to go. 548 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,362 Come on. 549 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,365 I'm an inside cat. 550 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,201 [water flowing, birds chirping] 551 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,503 [Keri] Best wedding ever! [laughs] 552 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:43,881 Come, come. Hey! 553 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:44,966 [Justin] Riley? 554 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:48,719 What? 555 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,680 Hey! 556 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,892 Hey! 557 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,686 [Justin] Why? 558 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,563 [Covex & MOONZz: "Younger"] 559 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:01,065 ♪ Yeah we were younger then and I can't pretend ♪ 560 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:05,153 ♪ That I don't miss how it all just felt brand new ♪ 561 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,613 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 562 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,782 ♪ Younger, younger ♪ 563 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,410 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 564 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,120 ♪ Younger, younger ♪ 565 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,622 ♪ It felt brand new ♪ 566 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,624 ♪ Younger, younger ♪ 567 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,668 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 568 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,298 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 569 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,358 ♪ I don't know how we got so far from ♪ 570 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,444 ♪ All the ways that it once was ♪ 571 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,571 ♪ But I love when you say that it feels good ♪ 572 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,781 ♪ To come back here, because it does ♪ 573 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,618 ♪ Looking at you through that rear view ♪ 574 00:24:53,618 --> 00:24:55,536 ♪ It's been so long ♪♪