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好讚，太讚了！

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–梅西，妳還好嗎？
–我寫完趕走媽媽清單了

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她想在這裡度過人生最後一個夏季

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去他的，我要讓她做
她最厭煩的小屋工作

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妳的計畫就是要讓她厭煩嗎？

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這樣她就非得說出得了什麼病

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不然就是會跳上飛機去馬德里

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我從船屋的年度大會下手

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爸爸以前常逼我們去
每次媽媽都很受不了

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戴瑞克逼妳參加年度大會？

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船屋會長不是想當就能當的
需要長久的準備

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我被人陷害，我的煙火應該在這裡
但是不見了

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煙火害船屋失火

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燃燒的原理本來就是那樣

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今天別給我上科學課

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煙火不見，是因為有人拿去縱火

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我明明把煙火安全放到船屋外了

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看到沒？盒子是打開的
完全沒有被燒焦

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縱火的人就在我們當中

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誰會想燒船屋？

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梅西，相信受害人

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這句話不是這樣用的

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拜託，我需要你們幫忙

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揭露縱火人身分，挽回我的清白名聲
跟我愛的男人破鏡重圓

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賈斯丁，去睡啦！

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好，但我要跟你一起躺！

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梅西才可以一起躺

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就不能送他去馬德里嗎？

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他們不會讓他回去的

30
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海鮮飯裡面有摻酒

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湖畔親情

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嗨

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雷利

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我們兩個人要好好談談

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我要告訴你

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我沒有燒掉船屋，我是被人陷害的

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有人設下圈套

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老天，我這樣說好爛

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太爛了，他哪會相信

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原諒我好嗎？

41
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我爸要打電話來
我跟他說你跟雷利和好了

42
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還有我跟你住
整個暑假要帶大自然旅遊團

43
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要是我媽知道我放棄實習
一定會爆炸

44
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所以你快點跟雷利復合
不然我爸媽永遠不會原諒我

45
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妳根本是雪上加霜

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做自己，但完全不要聽從直覺

47
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好，我得走了，愛你，再見

48
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天啊，我每天都覺得她越來越像我

49
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我滿懷善意前來

50
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可能會被你砍成碎片

51
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看到沒？

52
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結婚大叛逃

53
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結婚大叛逃

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感謝你，現在我成了網路笑柄

55
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對不起

56
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對不起

57
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不該讓你承受這種事

58
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病人感覺怎麼樣？

59
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別抱太大希望
要我踏進棺材還有好一陣子

60
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這裡全是妳喜歡的

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熱可可、奇亞籽布丁
香菇茶和三三咖啡

62
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沒有砒霜？

63
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我想等到午餐再上

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不！

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不

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我不想浪費更多時間
為過去的事生氣

67
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寶貝，聽妳這樣說真好

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所以我列了一張清單

69
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那當然了，妳果真是處女座的

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上面是我們最喜歡在小屋
一起做的每一件事

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要趁妳還沒…

72
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在麻藥和1983年的法國香檳中

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走進那道光嗎？

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船屋的年度大會在潔恩家舉辦
在那裡開始最棒了

75
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我們要想想船屋的事該怎麼處理

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我記得

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搭飛機去新加坡都沒那麼久

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應該只要四到六小時吧

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民主不能用時間計量

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那邊會有調酒嗎？

81
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馬上來

82
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妳找到我了，我正打算叫搜索救援隊

83
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我這次有自備服裝

84
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穿得好可愛喔

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昆蟲會很喜歡

86
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應該不會，因為這次我有全副裝備

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桑伯格，厲害喔

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有沒有更衣室讓我換衣服？

89
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有別的地方嗎？

90
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鄉土風名牌衣？

91
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艾薇好眼光

92
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樹叢裡沒什麼隱私
希望妳可以接受

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當然，完全沒問題

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好，體毛非常多

95
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多到不行，雖然體毛多不是問題

96
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我們這裡接受各種類型的身體

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接受度高到破表

98
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拜託！卡斯蒂傑克，把紗籠喬好啦！

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抱歉

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好

101
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妳覺得怎樣？

102
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我覺得…

103
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女童軍沒有教妳這些喔

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好了，一起挖洞種樹吧

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好

106
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這應該是你第一次這麼久不說話吧

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比莉叫我一切反直覺去做，所以…

108
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你快憋死了嗎？

109
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簡直難受極了

110
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你確定可以接受她整個夏天跟你住？

111
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其實有她陪還滿不錯的

112
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我們昨天一起去買她的裝備

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你們一起去買東西，沒找我？

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只有靴子和防蟲用品

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是可愛的靴子和防蟲用品？

116
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幹嘛苦著臉？

117
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比莉留下了，那是你想要的

118
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對，她是跟你住

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我是想要她跟我住

120
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那是你自己不好

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雷利，我…

122
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我不知道我當時為何逃婚

123
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但我知道船屋被燒毀不是因為我

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我認為有人偷了我的煙火
故意去放火

125
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但我找不到證據

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我在想

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你用拍路殺調查影集的聰明頭腦
加上我的美艷外貌

128
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或許我們可以查個水落石出

129
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天啊，你真該把人生
拍成有線電視影集

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真詭異，我才剛跟比莉那樣說呢

131
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原來你不是稱讚我

132
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他高中時搞大別人的肚子
把孩子送養

133
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自己出櫃，被人唾棄

134
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搬到地球另一邊

135
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–跟漢斯沃交往
–是科夫斯港的那個！

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離婚後回老家，打敗邪惡繼姐

137
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跟孩子和好如初

138
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紅脖子雷利永遠不夠格
參加《賈斯丁秀》

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才不是

140
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不過聽來節目會暴紅

141
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我試過了你的方法

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興之所至的求婚

143
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衝動婚禮

144
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被人當成笑柄

145
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可能是我應得的報應吧

146
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雷利，才不是

147
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雷利！

148
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雷利，你的…

149
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好

150
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好

151
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不錯…

152
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天啊

153
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康普妹

154
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怎麼樣？

155
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很好，謝謝

156
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謝謝你幫我跟艾薇說明

157
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別客氣，我很樂意

158
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渴嗎？

159
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什麼？不渴

160
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對，很渴

161
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要不要種樹高手給點建議？

162
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什麼？

163
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,550
種很多樹的人就叫種樹高手

164
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如果做不到，就是…

165
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–種樹低手，我懂
–對，沒關係

166
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我剛來時也不會種樹

167
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–你來過幾個暑假？
–兩次了

168
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我在高中最後一年得到第一份工作

169
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我來教妳怎麼種

170
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首先…

171
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用鏟子

172
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把土挖出來

173
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讓樹苗

174
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跟樹根成一直線

175
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然後讓樹幹牢固

176
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底部埋好

177
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埋進洞裡

178
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完美植樹

179
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感謝大樹

180
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船屋

181
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老天，年度大會弄成這樣真誇張

182
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在沒找到救生員以前
年度大會暫停了

183
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我四個女兒不肯去裸體海灘打工
所以由潔恩代為出馬

184
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你有沒有看到四胞胎？因為我想…

185
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不行！

186
00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,605
火燒船屋郎！

187
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聽我說

188
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,108
這是潔恩第一次當會長

189
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一定要馬到成功

190
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所以我不能去餐廳、點心吧
或租器材處幫忙，外加幫你滅火

191
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,910
韋恩，不是我放的火，停！
是有人縱火…

192
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,328
你快走，抱歉

193
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,245
好棒啊

194
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,582
戴瑞克不當會長之後
年度大會真的不一樣了

195
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,833
一定會很好玩

196
00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,836
我們不能在狂歡派對上
討論船屋重銷案

197
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,088
感謝老天

198
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,382
討論無聊的工作話題
讓病人都覺得無聊

199
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,092
年度大會上不喝酒

200
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是梅西的規定

201
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,553
尤莉卡就是那樣得到裸體海灘的

202
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,767
改朝換代是不容易

203
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,477
瑪麗安東妮被砍頭

204
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但若要她寄出電郵提醒
她肯定會發瘋

205
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,857
母親，換成妳一定會做得很棒

206
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,534
你們兩個小心游，別逼我去救人

207
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,869
海灘上拿玻璃杯要小心

208
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,746
屁股上要多擦防曬

209
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,542
潔恩，這樣要怎麼開年度大會？

210
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,960
趕快控制一下！

211
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,294
是說由妳來控制吧？

212
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,464
我早說過我會讓湖畔恢復玩樂氣氛

213
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,258
玩樂，這是梅西

214
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,552
梅西，這是玩樂

215
00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,845
我會玩樂

216
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,596
玩樂是我他媽的發明的

217
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,599
船屋是家人團聚的地方
不是給可悲的花花公子

218
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,226
抱歉，潔恩

219
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,519
我女兒很古板

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因為她的月亮星座是摩羯吧？
來杯尼格羅尼？

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不行

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我過世的先生照顧梅西時

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讓梅西承傳到他最無聊的特質了

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天啊，妳說得真對

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戴瑞克一緊張就像怪物一樣發飆
記得嗎？

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–才沒有，老爸…
–跟妳做的小麵包一樣僵化

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我做的小麵包登上過
《加拿大家居》雜誌，還兩次！

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我有一本

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我覺得妳的船屋
比原本那樣進步太多了

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雖然糾察隊持反對意見

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我不該喝酒

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嗨

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哈囉

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–幹嘛？
–你跟蹤？

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妳們為何不回我訊息？

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你通過認證了嗎？

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我要假裝妳們那樣說沒傷到我
再說有沒有妳們認證根本沒差

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我需要妳們在我婚禮上
拍到的全部照片或影片

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縱火男，早就上傳了

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有還沒上傳的嗎？

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或是已經刪除的？

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那些都已經上了照片天堂了

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–凱莉，那叫雲端
–雲就在天上啊

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妳們有什麼我全要

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只要能幫我跟雷利重修舊好都行

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妳們也想見到我們復合吧？

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不想，我們想看他的交友帳戶

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可能會很性感，不行！
妳們當我盟友好嗎？

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你可以阻止媽媽的豪華排場嗎？

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–或是把我們送去圖盧姆？
–對

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要是我可以把那裡搬來呢？

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幫妳們找幾個大學男生

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什麼？

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妳們別走開

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他打算去哪裡找？

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這叫雷箱

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可攜式馬桶

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挖個洞，在上面方便

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排泄

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我應該可以忍

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妳剛才喝光了四大桶水

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對，但是沒關係，我會忍

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天啊，不好意思

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唉呀

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對不起，你們在排隊嗎？

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好

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他馬上就會結束

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太好了

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有借有還，再借不難，比莉巴恩斯

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我幫妳騙了妳爸媽
如果妳想把事情做對

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就拍幾位帥到可以做成年曆的植樹男
傳到潔恩的手機

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千萬不要體味重的男生
也不要有髒辮的白人男生

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快拉

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我半小時後到

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我…

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我還真行

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–賈斯丁，我知道你還在
–糟糕

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一切快要不行了

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沒錯！

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年度大會本該讓我媽厭煩的

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怎麼會這樣？

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三屆冠軍
結果我卻在幫韋恩打果汁？

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媽媽跟潔恩相處很融洽

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–潔恩是挺好玩的
–好玩？

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她喝醉的時候

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–我才好玩吧！
–我知道！

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妳媽喜歡有聽眾
潔恩很會當配角

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我做過一次！

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如果沒辦法讓她厭煩到要離開

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我們就偷走她最想要的東西
逼她打包走人

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–歐寶兒的腎臟嗎？
–眾人矚目焦點！

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我只能向一個人求助了

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瘋子梅

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那賤人最好抓緊點
因為樂趣就要來了

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要是歐寶兒看到呢？他看到的話…

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跟他說媽咪愛他，立刻把他帶走

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讓狂野的我出馬吧！

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妳們可以回訊息嗎？

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為什麼腳踏箱會說話？

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別走！老爸還在找你

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好啦

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可是比莉傳照片來了

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她幫妳們每個人都找了一位DJ

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–我要那個
–我要那個

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說好的約要遵守，把影片給我

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好

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我們走

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好耶

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奧莉薇，比莉幫妳找了一個男生

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我是智性戀

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寶貝，大家都是

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除非對方愛講黑膠唱片或傅柯

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她越來越聰明了

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你們要穿救生衣

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怎麼這樣！你可以去地下室啊！

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尤莉卡！

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怎樣？

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請為小孩著想

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那樣不是很詭異嗎？

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裸體海灘是在韋恩那一半

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–嘿
–幹嘛？

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我知道妳叫我待在
船屋屬於我的那一邊

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但我們沒有零嘴、啤酒、丙烷…

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也沒有杯墊了

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茶几上的水痕是去不掉的

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大家說可以，但其實不行

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別慌

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我好像在哪裡聽到賈斯丁的聲音

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情況好慘

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我當會長的第一天

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好

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我派維克特去買杯墊

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歐寶兒在廚房盡量幫忙了

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女兒們會去找賈斯丁，好嗎？

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潔恩，我們會想辦法的

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一定會是最棒的船屋

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讚啦

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派對登場了，各位！

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好耶

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是…

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瘋子梅

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我們得走了

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可是我最好只能做到這樣了

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俄耳甫斯協議
就像我們練習的那樣，第一條規則？

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無論怎樣，都不要看瘋子梅？

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瘋子梅，讚啦

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留下最後一杯

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天啊

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爸，我好怕

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她失控了

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這不是年度大會嗎？

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00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,592
來啊，老頭！我灌啤酒當早餐

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00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,473
你們兩個走開

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00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,225
–賈斯丁！
–慘了

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00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,935
給我回來，勒弗爵伊！

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00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,395
那我就不客氣了

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00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,398
我的遮眼布掉了！

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我放你下來

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別看！

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天啊！

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天啊…

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00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,494
我衝過來了

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00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,210
想來一點嗎，小朋友？

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–媽咪！
–走吧

365
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,422
小屋就要這樣玩啦！

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00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,925
她不是跟我一起來的

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快喝

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00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,555
快點，緊急事件！

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天啊

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00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:02,517
感謝老天！

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00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:04,644
韋恩還在外面嗎？

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00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,397
沒有，他走了，客廳發生杯墊事故

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00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,358
我雖然很喜歡廁所趴，但我還是…

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等等！拜託你留下！

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00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,946
雷利給妳吃了什麼？

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00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,698
我憋了一整天

377
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,326
植樹員都在木箱上排泄
什麼都攤在大家眼前

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00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,912
賈斯丁，有個男的還排便不順

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00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:23,913
那聲音…

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00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,331
脖子上還露出青筋？

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寶貝，沒關係

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–結束了
–你不懂！

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我必須學會，否則就撐不到暑假結束

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00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,964
也不會有告別單身派對

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00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,384
我就待在浴簾後面

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00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,177
千萬別看！

387
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,179
也別聽！

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00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:41,723
也別呼吸

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00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,433
好

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00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,852
把水龍頭打開

391
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,270
已經打開了

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00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,313
天啊！

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00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,900
比莉，加油，妳可以的

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00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,652
天啊！真是的！

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00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,240
妳可以在生父面前上廁所

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00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,665
船屋關閉了！

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00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,542
派對結束！

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00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,753
–喝光！
–滾開我家！

399
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:12,795
喝光！

400
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,839
喝光！

401
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,716
梅西，妳也是

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00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,177
妳不能把我踢出船屋

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00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,638
船屋是我創造的，我就是船屋

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00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,433
所以我才把
所有寄給她的邀請函都藏起來

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00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,809
她沒辦法承受糖類

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00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,770
在日出以前我可以

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00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,146
妳會吐！

408
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,940
吐出來才有空間裝下一輪酒

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00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,567
好了，醉鬼，回家時間到

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00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:35,777
維克特在哪？

411
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,946
他溜了，超沒用的

412
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,948
賈斯丁可以帶她回家

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00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,492
賈斯丁，你尿在褲子上了嗎？

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00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,451
沒有！

415
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,287
幸虧有我，比莉就不會尿褲子

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00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,789
慢著，這樣說也太怪了

417
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,916
她在大庭廣眾之下無法上小號

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00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,751
這樣解釋沒有比較好

419
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,419
把你姊帶回家吧

420
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,380
–她不是我姊
–我不是他姊

421
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,799
好，走吧

422
00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,092
不，還沒結束

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00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:02,387
等我媽蹺辮子，我就會回委員會

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00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,806
我的年度大會
肯定會超越妳的年度大會！

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00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,099
冷靜點，大哥

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00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,233
我們再也不能在我們的小屋
辦船屋活動了

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00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,487
妳剛才說“我們的小屋”

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00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,039
抱歉我把你推銷給芭比四人組

429
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,958
只為了逃避用雷箱

430
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,837
沒關係，正常的那個姊妹把我藏起來
直到妳上完廁所

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00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,422
奧莉薇很酷，對吧？

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00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:41,759
嘿

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00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,095
急什麼？

434
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,556
艾薇已經覺得我不行了

435
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,268
我的休息時間也久到不行，所以…

436
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,270
好，別擔心

437
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:54,939
我和艾薇很有交情

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00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:55,898
我可以…

439
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:57,734
幫妳說情

440
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,694
那…

441
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,864
你那樣的話真的很酷

442
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:09,245
你剛才說“很有交情”，意思是…

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00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,582
–這種交情嗎？
–不是啦，噁心

444
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,042
艾薇是我姊

445
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,586
那樣很怪嗎？

446
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,879
不會怪

447
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:19,589
完全不會

448
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:20,798
好

449
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,634
我們該走了

450
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,891
我還要再喝一杯

451
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,350
再喝一杯

452
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,145
妳需要吃蛋和起司，還需要洗胃

453
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,188
小心腳下

454
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:39,317
把醉鬼丟上床，旁邊放個嘔吐桶
她早上什麼都不會記得

455
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,610
我完全…

456
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,279
用一記殺球打斷了那孩子的鼻梁

457
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,822
天啊！

458
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:46,699
你不行，走開

459
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,617
什麼？

460
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:51,120
好啦，我不會再跟
妳和維克特擠一個床

461
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,205
我可以留下來

462
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,084
我在小屋一次只能應付一場野火

463
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:58,086
在歐寶兒看到今天的事件之後…

464
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:01,339
我覺得他也不會讓我留下

465
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:05,510
這支手機裡面有證據
證明我是無辜的

466
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:09,013
要是我沒跑上山
妳早就燒成灰燼了

467
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,556
停！我是英雄

468
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,975
要是妳知道我是妳的救星還趕我走

469
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,061
妳會愧疚的

470
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,146
賈斯丁，祝你有個好夢

471
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,817
慢著，回來！別…

472
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,027
我沒地方可去

473
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,028
別這樣

474
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,240
我是溫室花朵啊

475
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,209
史上最棒的婚禮

476
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,339
過來…

477
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,423
雷利？

478
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:48,344
什麼？

479
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:55,977
為什麼？

480
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,998
字幕翻譯： 韓宜辰

481
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:01,083
創意監督
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