1 00:00:06,008 --> 00:00:09,219 [disco music playing] 2 00:00:09,219 --> 00:00:12,556 [Justin panting] 3 00:00:23,901 --> 00:00:25,652 [fireworks booming] 4 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:38,081 {\an8}[Bruno Mars: "Skate"] 5 00:00:47,716 --> 00:00:49,718 ♪ Oh, my, oh, my ♪ 6 00:00:51,345 --> 00:00:53,597 ♪ Got your hair in the wind ♪ 7 00:00:53,597 --> 00:00:55,432 ♪ And your skin glistening ♪ 8 00:00:55,432 --> 00:00:57,893 ♪ I can smell your sweet perfume ♪ 9 00:00:57,893 --> 00:00:59,603 ♪ You smell better than a barbecue ♪ 10 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:01,522 ♪ Oh, superstar... 11 00:01:01,522 --> 00:01:02,981 [Riley wolf-whistling] 12 00:01:02,981 --> 00:01:04,691 [Riley chuckles] 13 00:01:04,691 --> 00:01:07,069 Uh, you look like a penis. 14 00:01:07,069 --> 00:01:09,279 It's my new dry conditioner. 15 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:11,740 A big, giant water penis. 16 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:14,535 [Justin] Shut up! Billie's room ready? 17 00:01:14,535 --> 00:01:16,912 - Cleared a path. - All right. It's gotta be perfect, 18 00:01:16,912 --> 00:01:18,956 - 'cause I haven't seen her since... - [Riley] Since Christmas. 19 00:01:18,956 --> 00:01:21,750 You know, you got all week to catch up with her. 20 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,585 - [Justin] Uh-huh. - Which means... 21 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:24,878 [Justin laughing] What are you doing? 22 00:01:24,878 --> 00:01:26,588 No! What? 23 00:01:27,589 --> 00:01:28,590 Riley! 24 00:01:31,343 --> 00:01:34,304 Which means I get to have all my ways with you 25 00:01:34,304 --> 00:01:35,681 - before she gets here. - No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. 26 00:01:35,681 --> 00:01:38,058 No, it needs to stay on for at least eight hours, please. 27 00:01:38,058 --> 00:01:39,434 Okay. 28 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:40,686 That means this gets to come off 29 00:01:40,686 --> 00:01:42,062 for at least eight minutes. 30 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,156 Can I at least keep the goggles on? 31 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:54,700 They really ground the look. 32 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,201 [laughs] Get over here, dickhead. 33 00:01:58,412 --> 00:01:59,413 [Bert] Hey, boys! 34 00:02:00,247 --> 00:02:01,748 Mind if I drop a line? 35 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:03,709 Fish are real snappy here. 36 00:02:03,709 --> 00:02:05,502 Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, Bert. 37 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,755 Go inside? 38 00:02:08,755 --> 00:02:11,466 Um, I'm just gonna need a minute. 39 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,804 Yeah, you're gonna need more than a minute. 40 00:02:15,804 --> 00:02:18,056 It's gonna go down faster if you let go. 41 00:02:18,849 --> 00:02:20,517 No, this is a hostage situation. 42 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:21,393 [Justin laughs] 43 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:26,148 Marry me? 44 00:02:26,148 --> 00:02:28,650 Riley, we've been dating for what, like, a year? 45 00:02:29,568 --> 00:02:31,862 We can do it this weekend. Come on, it'd be perfect. 46 00:02:32,946 --> 00:02:35,824 Yeah, like, perfectly insane. 47 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:38,243 Riley, I've... I've been married, remember? 48 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:40,412 - Just to stay in the country. - And sex. 49 00:02:40,954 --> 00:02:42,372 And a really great apartment. 50 00:02:42,998 --> 00:02:44,750 Think about it, all right? Billie's here. 51 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,668 Look, I know you lost your place on the lake, 52 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:48,462 but you can build a new one here with me. 53 00:02:48,462 --> 00:02:50,672 [Justin sighs] 54 00:02:50,672 --> 00:02:53,383 A tool belt and a proposal does not make you a lesbian. 55 00:02:53,926 --> 00:02:55,177 A guy can dream. 56 00:02:55,177 --> 00:02:57,304 I don't even know your middle name. 57 00:02:58,013 --> 00:02:58,847 Blair. 58 00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:02,059 Oh, my God, you are a lesbian. 59 00:03:02,059 --> 00:03:03,352 [Riley laughs] 60 00:03:06,313 --> 00:03:07,397 This is crazy. 61 00:03:07,981 --> 00:03:09,608 When has that ever stopped you? 62 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,487 - Okay. - Yeah? 63 00:03:14,029 --> 00:03:15,781 - Okay. - Okay? Yeah, do you? 64 00:03:15,781 --> 00:03:16,949 I do. 65 00:03:16,949 --> 00:03:21,203 [The Knocks: "Slow Song"] 66 00:03:21,203 --> 00:03:24,373 [Bert] Right on, boys! Get some! 67 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:27,709 ♪ I can feel you tryin' doors that opened up before ♪ 68 00:03:28,502 --> 00:03:30,545 [man] Yeah, I'll take that over here. 69 00:03:30,545 --> 00:03:32,422 ♪ But I'm the one with all the keys... 70 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:34,174 [Billie] I'm only here for a week, Mom. 71 00:03:34,174 --> 00:03:36,259 [Naomi] Yes, but you wanna be fresh 72 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,261 for when you start your internship. 73 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,263 Yeah, but I'm just gonna be answering phones 74 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,598 and updating socials, you know? 75 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:43,809 [Naomi scoffs] Don't undersell yourself. 76 00:03:43,809 --> 00:03:45,894 It was a very competitive job to get. 77 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:48,313 Billie? 78 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:50,023 Billie? 79 00:03:51,525 --> 00:03:52,401 Okay, love you Mom, bye. 80 00:03:52,943 --> 00:03:54,569 - Hi. - Hi. 81 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:58,073 Your kicks are way too fresh to be a tree planter. 82 00:03:58,073 --> 00:04:00,158 Oh, I'm just visiting family for the week. 83 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:02,244 Shit. I needed a place to hide 84 00:04:02,244 --> 00:04:03,787 from all the acoustic guitar this summer. 85 00:04:03,787 --> 00:04:05,288 Oh, a lot of "Wonderwall," huh? 86 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,165 Uh, kombucha? 87 00:04:07,165 --> 00:04:08,625 I brewed it myself. 88 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:09,751 Yeah, sure. 89 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:11,128 Why not? 90 00:04:12,629 --> 00:04:14,589 You know, my mom says that good gut flora 91 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:17,009 is a better predicator of future income than grades. 92 00:04:17,009 --> 00:04:19,553 - No shit. - Well, I mean, a little shit. 93 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:20,637 [chuckles] 94 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:27,227 Well, I am Forrest. Two "R"s. 95 00:04:27,227 --> 00:04:28,103 Oh, Billie. 96 00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:29,813 Uh, two "L"s. 97 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,198 How do I look? Cute? 98 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:42,325 - Too needy? - No, you look good. 99 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:43,618 - All right? - Okay. 100 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:45,912 Here she is. Billie! 101 00:04:46,496 --> 00:04:47,497 Text me. 102 00:04:47,497 --> 00:04:49,416 - Will do. - [Billie] Okay. 103 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:52,377 Hi! 104 00:04:52,377 --> 00:04:55,047 [upbeat instrumental playing] 105 00:04:55,047 --> 00:04:56,548 - [Billie] Hi. [chuckles] - Hi. 106 00:04:56,548 --> 00:04:57,924 I see you're making new friends. 107 00:04:57,924 --> 00:04:59,176 - Hi, Riley. - Hi. 108 00:05:00,218 --> 00:05:02,054 - Let me grab these for you. - Thanks. 109 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:05,307 So, what's with all the dirty hippies? 110 00:05:05,307 --> 00:05:07,100 They're tree planters, Justin. 111 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:08,685 Oh, even worse. 112 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,270 Stay upwind. Patchouli will give you bacne. 113 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:12,814 Bye. 114 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:15,067 Hi. I'm still here. 115 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:16,151 - [Billie] Hi. - Another hug? 116 00:05:16,151 --> 00:05:17,027 [Billie] Yes. 117 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:22,074 - I missed you like stupid. - Me too. 118 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:26,369 Why do you smell like moonshine? 119 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,330 That's kombucha. It's home brew. 120 00:05:29,331 --> 00:05:30,665 It's good! 121 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:31,958 [Justin] The hippies got to you. 122 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:33,543 Just a bit. 123 00:05:33,543 --> 00:05:36,338 [Maisy] Seven-layer lasagna? Is that really necessary? 124 00:05:36,338 --> 00:05:38,465 I thought we'd discussed the menu for tonight. 125 00:05:38,465 --> 00:05:39,966 Classic with a twist. 126 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:42,719 Nana thinks hot dogs with chorizo and glazed pears 127 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:45,388 - is trying too hard. - Well, your mother thinks... 128 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,015 [Mimsy] That her mother knows 129 00:05:47,015 --> 00:05:49,351 that street meats taste best drunk 130 00:05:49,351 --> 00:05:51,770 behind CBGB's after 4:00 a.m. 131 00:05:53,313 --> 00:05:55,065 I have news 132 00:05:55,816 --> 00:05:59,069 that's gonna sweeten that sour puss of yours. 133 00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:01,947 I was just speaking to Killian. 134 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:04,449 - Killian called? - Mmm. On your phone, yes. 135 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:06,243 Why didn't you hand it to me? 136 00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:07,869 'Cause I'm not your roadie, 137 00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:09,955 and I was dying to know if he took the job. 138 00:06:09,955 --> 00:06:11,414 Killian's lifeguarding this summer. 139 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,750 - He has a job. - Well, a friend of mine 140 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,211 who I used to life model with at the Vatican 141 00:06:16,211 --> 00:06:18,672 owns an agency in Hong Kong. 142 00:06:18,672 --> 00:06:20,632 And after I posted a picture of Killian, 143 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:21,967 she reached out. 144 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:23,218 [inhales sharply] 145 00:06:23,218 --> 00:06:24,636 [laughs] Our boy, a model? 146 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,721 It only makes sense. 147 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:27,639 [exhales] 148 00:06:28,348 --> 00:06:30,225 Killian's leaving China next week. 149 00:06:30,225 --> 00:06:32,644 We can't impose on your family any more. 150 00:06:32,644 --> 00:06:34,980 I mean, I'm sure they'd love to have him. 151 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,106 Be back for school. 152 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:37,607 Think of the doors 153 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:39,985 that modelling would open for Killian. 154 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:42,154 Acting, music, 155 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:44,781 a sexy rebound with the Chairman of the Party. 156 00:06:44,781 --> 00:06:46,533 [whispering] My sister would never let that happen. 157 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:48,994 [chair scraping on floor] 158 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:50,579 I think I need more coffee. 159 00:06:51,872 --> 00:06:55,959 Children need dysfunction to turn into interesting adults! 160 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,671 Maisers? 161 00:07:00,714 --> 00:07:02,924 Or they end up with hobbies. 162 00:07:05,844 --> 00:07:07,888 [footsteps approaching] 163 00:07:08,889 --> 00:07:11,224 Is breakfast wine the best way to deal with your mom? 164 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:12,559 Oh, I just need the bottle. 165 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:14,144 [glass shattering] 166 00:07:14,144 --> 00:07:16,188 Oops! Clumsy me. 167 00:07:16,897 --> 00:07:19,316 It's accidental manslaughter if she trips on it. 168 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:20,775 The blood thinners will do the rest. 169 00:07:20,775 --> 00:07:21,860 [Victor] Sorry, Maisers. 170 00:07:22,694 --> 00:07:24,196 Can't let you kill your mom. 171 00:07:24,196 --> 00:07:25,780 You see? This is what she does. 172 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,824 She wraps you around her jabby little fingers 173 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:29,576 and then skips off to Zipolite. 174 00:07:29,576 --> 00:07:31,161 She already has her claws in our kids. 175 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:33,622 - I need you on my side! - I am on your side. 176 00:07:33,622 --> 00:07:35,123 She answers my phone. 177 00:07:35,123 --> 00:07:36,833 She batiked my French linens. 178 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,752 She turned the bunkie into an ashram! 179 00:07:38,752 --> 00:07:39,961 We need our own place. 180 00:07:39,961 --> 00:07:41,713 Look, babe, all the places you liked 181 00:07:41,713 --> 00:07:43,340 are over our budget, I'm retired, 182 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:46,468 and you lost the home reno account. 183 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:47,928 Besides, your mom isn't that bad, 184 00:07:47,928 --> 00:07:49,387 and the kids love this place. 185 00:07:49,387 --> 00:07:51,139 Why isn't Killian coming home? 186 00:07:51,973 --> 00:07:54,559 Because he has a duty to share the face, body, and hair 187 00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:56,228 I gave him with the world. 188 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:58,772 [Mimsy] Maisy-May, do you have any Turkish beans? 189 00:07:58,772 --> 00:08:01,024 - Yours are limp. - Oh, here I go. 190 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:03,109 - No! - [sighs] 191 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:04,903 [strained cry] 192 00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:08,698 [whimsical music playing] 193 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,460 [door clicks open] 194 00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:27,133 - Uh, home sweet... - Homicide. 195 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:27,968 [Riley chuckles] 196 00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:31,263 Wow, I like what you've done with the place, Rile. 197 00:08:31,263 --> 00:08:33,265 Yeah, it's still a work in progress. 198 00:08:33,265 --> 00:08:34,849 Sorry about the mess. 199 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:36,643 I'm workin' on a new roadkill investigation series. 200 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:38,520 [Justin] He uses the living room 'cause the light's better, 201 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,939 but these little cuties, they really come to life 202 00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:42,732 - in the dark. - [Billie] Mmm. 203 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:44,776 [Riley] Yeah, 'cause someone's afraid to pee at night. 204 00:08:44,776 --> 00:08:46,987 - [whispering] They watch. - [Billie laughs] 205 00:08:46,987 --> 00:08:49,364 [Billie] So this dinner thing at Maisy's... 206 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:52,075 [Justin] I know. She blackmailed us into coming for moral support 207 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,660 because her mom's staying with her for the week 208 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,704 until Killian gets back from China, so... 209 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:58,081 You're safe. It's just Maisy, Victor, 210 00:08:58,081 --> 00:09:00,208 Opal, and the evil stepmonster. 211 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:03,461 Already finishing each other's sentences. Adorable! 212 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:04,462 [imitates retching] 213 00:09:05,505 --> 00:09:06,423 [Billie chuckles] 214 00:09:07,841 --> 00:09:09,384 Are you bummed that Killian won't be there? 215 00:09:09,384 --> 00:09:11,303 Nah. That boy's last year's news. 216 00:09:11,303 --> 00:09:13,346 - [[Justin chuckles] - [Riley] Ooh. 217 00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:14,597 - [Billie] So... - Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,224 [Billie] ...what's Mimsy like? 219 00:09:16,224 --> 00:09:20,103 A narcissistic, manipulative Messy Poppins. 220 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:21,813 [snickers] 221 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:23,231 How come Wayne and Jayne aren't coming? 222 00:09:23,231 --> 00:09:24,441 [Riley] Uh, 223 00:09:24,441 --> 00:09:25,900 yeah, Maisy's been avoiding Jayner 224 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,319 since she declared for Boathouse prezzie. 225 00:09:27,986 --> 00:09:29,446 - And the Quads? - Wayne and Jayne 226 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:31,156 are sharing custody since the split. 227 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,742 Yeah, it's Wayne's weekend, so they're probably moving 228 00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:35,702 their beds to the other side of the cottage. 229 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:40,623 [hard rock music playing] 230 00:09:45,503 --> 00:09:46,338 [thud] 231 00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:49,924 I'm here! 232 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:52,260 Hey. 233 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:54,054 Whoo! 234 00:09:55,472 --> 00:09:57,057 Ready for our weekend, girls? 235 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:59,517 - [Keri] Daddy, line! - [Wayne] Right. 236 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:01,853 Mom will freak if you go on her side before five. 237 00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:04,230 [scoffs] 238 00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:07,984 You know, it is my cottage too. 239 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,486 Do you think this is easy for us? 240 00:10:09,486 --> 00:10:10,612 Look at Olive. 241 00:10:11,988 --> 00:10:14,199 - She seems fine. - She gave up weed. 242 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:15,950 My sweet baby girl! 243 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,661 - Daddy! Line! - Yeah. 244 00:10:19,788 --> 00:10:21,289 Why's your mom so mad? 245 00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:22,707 I gave her everything she wanted. 246 00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,250 Except the cottage. 247 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,044 And you traded her boat for that stupid seaplane. 248 00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:27,337 Which you can't even fly. 249 00:10:27,337 --> 00:10:29,422 Anyway, don't even worry about it, girls. 250 00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:31,633 By the end of the summer, me and your mom, 251 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,301 we're gonna be back together. 252 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:34,761 It's a Wayne Moore guarantee. 253 00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:38,348 Not if you keep day drinking in cargo shorts. 254 00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:39,682 The whole point of breaking up 255 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,851 is to show your ex how much hotter you got. 256 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:43,728 - Mom's blowing up on Hinge. - And Tinder. 257 00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:45,021 - Bumble. - Plenty of Fish. 258 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,189 - Coffee and a Bagel. - Snack. 259 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:47,023 I'm hungry. 260 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:48,691 [sighs] 261 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:53,822 ♪ 262 00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:09,254 Thank you for having us, Mimsy. 263 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,756 Happy to have you anytime. 264 00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:12,632 [scoffs] 265 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:13,508 [Riley chuckles] 266 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,928 Can't believe you reopened Granny's Muskoka room. 267 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,930 Well, we finally found the source of that smell. 268 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:21,307 - Oh, my God, what was it? - Your granny. 269 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,018 Now, no sniping. We're celebrating. 270 00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:26,479 Everyone together around the table again. 271 00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:28,940 If only your father were here to see it. 272 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,733 He did love corn. 273 00:11:31,484 --> 00:11:34,821 Derrick lost so much sleep over your beautiful Billie 274 00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:37,615 being raised by strangers or homosexuals. 275 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:39,409 - [Billie coughs] - He'd be thrilled to see 276 00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:41,536 how perfectly ordinary you turned out. 277 00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:46,249 Actually, 278 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:49,419 Billie has some of the top marks in the province. 279 00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,296 And, Riley, drumroll please... 280 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,255 [drumming on table] 281 00:11:52,255 --> 00:11:54,090 ...just got an internship 282 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,592 with the National Climate Institute, 283 00:11:55,592 --> 00:11:57,302 where she will be saving the planet this summer, 284 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,636 because your generation has used it as 285 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:00,138 a disposable snot rag for decades. 286 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:01,848 - Okay, also yours. - Little bit less. 287 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:03,349 Well, now I know 288 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:06,603 that I have three extraordinary grandchildren. 289 00:12:06,603 --> 00:12:08,563 Congratulations, Billie. 290 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:10,064 [all] Congratulations. 291 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:11,024 I'm proud of you. 292 00:12:13,026 --> 00:12:14,110 [Riley] Uh, 293 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:17,739 I would also like to make a family toast, 294 00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:20,074 seeing as I'll be joining it soon. 295 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,535 I asked Justin to marry me, 296 00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:24,621 and he said yes. 297 00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:28,291 - Congratulations! That's... - [Opal] Congrats. 298 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,210 - Wow! Wow, wow, wow. - [Victor] That's great. 299 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,419 I did, I said yes. 300 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:34,130 Have you set a date yet? 301 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,757 - Yeah, we were thinking... - Tomorrow. 302 00:12:35,757 --> 00:12:37,300 - Tomorrow? - Tomorrow. 303 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,635 We know that's fast. 304 00:12:38,635 --> 00:12:41,012 It's fast, but Riley hates fuss, 305 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:42,472 Billie's only in town for a week. 306 00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:44,098 We were just thinking, like, "You know what? 307 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:46,184 To hell with it, let's just throw caution to the wind. 308 00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:48,186 - Let's do it." - Yeah, then you can just 309 00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:51,105 forget about the shitty DJs and the horrible food, 310 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:52,982 and the... you know, the gift bullshit. 311 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:54,484 Although we wouldn't say no to a Vitamix. 312 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:56,027 Well, where are you getting married? 313 00:12:56,027 --> 00:12:58,446 I've eloped three times, and venue is everything. 314 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:00,323 We were hoping the Boathouse? 315 00:13:00,323 --> 00:13:02,659 My great-grandfather was one of the original carpenters, 316 00:13:02,659 --> 00:13:04,327 but it's booked. 317 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:06,454 So we were actually kind of hoping to maybe do it here. 318 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,331 You know, like my parents did? 319 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:11,543 You can't consecrate your love on land 320 00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:13,545 steeped in your parents' sexual ennui. 321 00:13:14,587 --> 00:13:16,589 Maisy can get you the Boathouse. 322 00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:18,633 Her best friend, Janine, is VP. 323 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:21,594 - Jayne and I aren't really... - Do you have a wedding planner? 324 00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:25,682 Oh. Uh, well, we were just gonna ask Ulrika to officiate. 325 00:13:25,682 --> 00:13:26,975 I can work with that. 326 00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:32,564 I need everyone at the Boathouse by ten. 327 00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:35,149 Check your inbox in the morning for your assignments. 328 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,151 [Justin whispering] Where did the earpiece come from? 329 00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:38,528 You guys are getting hitched tomorrow, 330 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,154 that means bachelor party tonight. 331 00:13:42,115 --> 00:13:44,909 Oh, Riley and Justin can't see each other before the wedding, 332 00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:47,745 it's bad luck, so I can throw a bachelorette 333 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:49,831 - for Justin at the cabin. - [softly] Thank you. 334 00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:51,833 A toast. To the grooms. 335 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,294 May your life together 336 00:13:54,294 --> 00:13:57,005 be as happy as the one leaving me. 337 00:13:59,007 --> 00:14:01,050 - Leaving you? - I'm dying. 338 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,927 I was gonna wait to tell you, 339 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:05,805 but then Justin and Riley's desperate cry for attention 340 00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,307 inspired my own. 341 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:09,517 To the grooms! 342 00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:15,356 [Justin] I mean, she could've waited. 343 00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:17,400 She's still gonna be dying after the wedding. 344 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,319 Are you sure about this, though? 345 00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:21,529 'Cause it's really fast, Justin. 346 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:23,656 Billie, if you'd seen him propose. 347 00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:24,991 He was like this... 348 00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:28,077 big, wet puppy. 349 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:30,580 Yeah, but you get a puppy. You don't marry one. 350 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:32,415 Listen. 351 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,835 I lost a lot of time 352 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,378 being away from the people that I love, 353 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:38,796 and I don't wanna make that mistake again. 354 00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:41,174 I love Riley. 355 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:44,844 And Riley loves me. And I know that it's fast, 356 00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:47,013 but if I was a 36-year-old divorced woman 357 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:48,973 with a biological clock screaming "Tick, tock," 358 00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,558 then nobody would bat an eye. 359 00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:55,938 I've got everything that I've always wanted. 360 00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:59,067 Except a father to walk me down the aisle. 361 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:01,069 You asking me to be your dad 362 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,321 - or walk you down the aisle? - Oh, you don't have to choose. 363 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:04,947 You just gotta find me something to wear. 364 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:05,823 [knocking on door] 365 00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:08,868 Hey, girlies. 366 00:15:09,661 --> 00:15:12,080 Now, it is not a bachelorette 367 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,207 without skinny margaritas. 368 00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:15,625 No, it is not. 369 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:16,668 [Jayne grunts] 370 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:19,253 Good news! I was able to bump 371 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,047 Whoreen's canasta tournament 372 00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,757 to get you the Boathouse tomorrow! 373 00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:24,092 Are you serious? 374 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:26,010 [Jayne laughs] 375 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,638 Bad news, couldn't find a stripper, 376 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,181 so Saggy B is hoistin' 'em up, 377 00:15:30,181 --> 00:15:32,016 and we are not gonna want to remember that. 378 00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:34,477 So, strap in, 379 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:37,897 and tell me where I can plug 'er in. 380 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:42,068 [Toronto: "Your Daddy Don't Know"] 381 00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:55,164 ♪ Making your move ♪ 382 00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:59,252 ♪ You come down as fast as lightning ♪ 383 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,963 ♪ Crossing the stage... 384 00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:02,797 [Jayne sighs] 385 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,007 Where's the Reposado? 386 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,968 Regurgeado behind the Murder Cabin. 387 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:11,514 Oh, looks like the bachelorette party was a success. 388 00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:13,224 Just gotta push through the pain. 389 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:15,560 How's the hunt for a new cottage? 390 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,186 We're still looking, 391 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,188 but I am chatting with Clementine Farnsworth. 392 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,983 Ooh! She was Brenda Butt when we got our license, 393 00:16:21,983 --> 00:16:24,193 but Clementine can ask for 7%. 394 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,612 If you want an agent who takes five, let me know. 395 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,656 - Oh, discount. - [forced laugh] 396 00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:31,492 Hey, Mimsy, can I count on your vote 397 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:32,910 for Boathouse president this year? 398 00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:36,372 I would ask for yours, but, whoopsie, 399 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,166 you can't vote, so... 400 00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:47,800 - Need a hand there, Wayner? - Nah. [chuckles] 401 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:49,927 All about perspective, bro. 402 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:51,971 Am I tangled in life's challenges? 403 00:16:51,971 --> 00:16:54,807 Or do I sparkle with a thousand tiny lights? 404 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,809 How you holdin' up, bud? 405 00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,395 Well, I live in a plane I can't fly. 406 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:01,856 Uh, I don't have a shower to drink in anymore. 407 00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:03,566 But you can't live in the past. 408 00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:05,943 Oh, hey, can I do some laundry at your house again? 409 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:08,279 Jaynie's got the machines tied up till Saturday, 410 00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,781 and girls said I could use a glow-up. 411 00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:10,990 [Victor] Hey-o. 412 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,992 All right, my little griddle cakes. 413 00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:15,453 This wedding's about to get lit. 414 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,497 Whoo! 415 00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:20,500 [Barrie: "Darjeeling"] 416 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,476 ♪ The city towed my car ♪ 417 00:17:39,602 --> 00:17:41,813 ♪ The first night I got in ♪ 418 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,064 - Hey, bud. - [Saggy B] Hey. 419 00:17:45,483 --> 00:17:47,276 ♪ At your favourite bar 420 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:50,321 ♪ With the guy who owns it ♪ 421 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:59,163 ♪ Oh, it's just like you called it ♪ 422 00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:07,880 ♪ And oh, you never got it ♪ 423 00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:14,971 ♪ Stay ♪ 424 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:18,808 ♪ Keep me here for a while ♪ 425 00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:23,437 ♪ Stay ♪ 426 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,023 ♪ You can leave... 427 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:30,027 [Spice Girls: "2 Become 1"] 428 00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:43,082 ♪ Candlelight and soul forever ♪ 429 00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:46,460 ♪ A dream of you and me together ♪ 430 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:53,175 ♪ Say you believe it Say you believe it ♪ 431 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,512 ♪ Free your mind of doubt and danger ♪ 432 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:59,932 ♪ Be for real Don't be a stranger ♪ 433 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:06,856 ♪ We can achieve it We can achieve it ♪ 434 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,733 ♪ Come a little closer... 435 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:11,527 - Ready? - Uh-huh. Yeah. 436 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,737 - Okay. - Yeah. 437 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,031 Oh, my God. 438 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,868 That's okay. That's okay! We'll tell them it was too fast, 439 00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,870 and we'll go home and talk, and Riley will understand. 440 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:23,456 I did that thing: I made this whole week about myself. 441 00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:24,749 This was supposed to be your week. 442 00:19:24,749 --> 00:19:26,125 I made it all about me. 443 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,753 Oh, well, 444 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:32,298 unfortunately, there's no cure for Main Character Syndrome. 445 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:34,800 Tomorrow. 446 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:39,347 Tomorrow, I wanna hear all about your new job, 447 00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:41,807 I wanna hear about that cute boy from the bus, 448 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,935 and I wanna hear about you. 449 00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:45,770 [Ulrika clears throat] 450 00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:50,858 Okay. Come on. 451 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,526 Let me give your ass away. 452 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,737 ♪ I need some love ♪ 453 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,531 ♪ Like I never needed love before ♪ 454 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,742 ♪ Wanna make love to ya, baby ♪ 455 00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:03,704 ♪ I had a little love Now I'm back for more ♪ 456 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,540 ♪ Wanna make love to ya, baby ♪ 457 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:09,543 ♪ Set your spirit free ♪ 458 00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,588 ♪ It's the only way to be... 459 00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:21,055 We gather here under the loving eye of Mother Frigg 460 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:24,058 to join these beautiful gays in marriage. 461 00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,936 We ask Baldur, god of all ass rascals, 462 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:31,107 to bless their coffers with gold and their staffs with semen. 463 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:34,986 Bring me the rings. 464 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:37,363 Riley, you may speak your vows. 465 00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:42,368 [blowing nose loudly] 466 00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,790 Justin Lovejoy. 467 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:51,544 I cannot wait to share... 468 00:20:52,545 --> 00:20:54,255 all that I have with you. 469 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,425 And cherish... 470 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,098 all that is yours. 471 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,519 Justin? The ring? 472 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:09,395 Uh... 473 00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:12,356 - [Ulrika] The rings? - Yeah. Yeah. 474 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:13,441 Okay. 475 00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:15,443 [inhales deeply] 476 00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:17,028 Riley... 477 00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:20,364 I, um... 478 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,866 [raccoon chittering] 479 00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:24,243 [eerie instrumental playing] 480 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,621 It's... it's a little hot. Just a little hot in here. 481 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:29,290 I, uh... 482 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:33,836 [panting] 483 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,129 I can't. 484 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,256 I can't! 485 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,426 [music fades] 486 00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:43,596 [guests gasping] 487 00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:48,559 [Billy Idol: "Dancing with Myself"] 488 00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:53,314 [Justin panting] 489 00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:55,858 ♪ Oh, oh, oh Dancing with myself ♪ 490 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,109 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 491 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,986 ♪ Dancing with myself ♪ 492 00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:01,781 - [Billie] Where are you? - [Wayne] Lovejoy! 493 00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,449 Where are you? 494 00:22:03,449 --> 00:22:05,326 ♪ Dancing with myself Oh, oh, oh ♪ 495 00:22:05,326 --> 00:22:06,494 [Ulrika] Come back! 496 00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:07,578 [Billie] Justin! 497 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:08,913 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 498 00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:10,456 [firework booms] 499 00:22:10,456 --> 00:22:15,628 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 500 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,303 Everyone clear of the Boathouse? 501 00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:26,472 We can't find Nana. 502 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,934 [Mimsy] I'm here, babykins. 503 00:22:29,934 --> 00:22:32,895 [fireworks booming] 504 00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:36,941 [fireworks screeching] 505 00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:39,860 Dear God. 506 00:22:41,237 --> 00:22:44,115 What kind of ding-dong brings fireworks into the Boathouse? 507 00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:46,158 I told him to take them outside. 508 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:50,788 [sombre instrumental playing] 509 00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:15,813 [sighs] Justin... 510 00:23:18,691 --> 00:23:20,484 What have you done? 511 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:37,001 Hey, guys. Guys, the Boathouse is on fire. 512 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:39,170 We know. The fire department's there. 513 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,546 [exhales] Oh. 514 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,799 - They're all gone. - Oh, my God! 515 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:45,593 Everyone's safe, but... 516 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,679 Riley's RKI collection died in the fire. 517 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,140 Well, you know, technically, 518 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,892 I mean, they were already kind of dead, but... 519 00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,603 Right. I know. 520 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,817 Not all are gone. 521 00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:06,572 You could've said no. 522 00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,701 I wanted to marry you. 523 00:24:11,327 --> 00:24:12,828 I wanna marry you. 524 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,831 You could've just said no. 525 00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:26,800 Billie can stay here, but I want you to go. 526 00:24:28,219 --> 00:24:29,929 I don't wanna see you in the morning. 527 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,981 - [door clicks closed] - Justin, what happened? 528 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,483 [Justin] I don't know! 529 00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:44,151 I don't know. Everything was perfect, 530 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:46,737 and then I just, like, blacked out, 531 00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:49,365 and then I woke up running in the forest. 532 00:24:50,658 --> 00:24:52,826 [sighs] I'm such an idiot. 533 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,870 No, it's gonna be okay. 534 00:24:55,829 --> 00:24:58,040 First, we need to find a place to sleep, yeah? 535 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,126 You can stay here with Riley. 536 00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:04,505 Ulrika's next door. I can just camp out in her yurt. 537 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,923 Oh, I wouldn't count on that. 538 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,884 I don't know, I guess I can, um... 539 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,262 guess I can ask Maisy. 540 00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:16,684 On the bright side, 541 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,978 I won't be in the bedroom next to you on your wedding night. 542 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,189 I'm such an idiot. 543 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,149 [Billie] No, we'll figure it out, okay? 544 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,822 [sighs] We'll figure it out. 545 00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,119 Are we gonna talk about your mom dying? 546 00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:36,954 She's not dying. 547 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:40,040 Usually you blow past denial right into anger. 548 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,458 Maybe Wayner was right. 549 00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,669 Can't get stuck in the past. 550 00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:44,628 [floor creaking] 551 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:45,713 [Maisy] Who was that? 552 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,465 Sorry. Need to replenish. 553 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,676 The smoke desiccated my vocal cords. 554 00:25:51,719 --> 00:25:53,846 - Good night, sweetie. - Love you, bud. 555 00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:55,848 [footsteps departing] 556 00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:57,725 - [door clicks open] - [Mimsy] Hon, do you have 557 00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:59,143 any coconut kefir? 558 00:25:59,143 --> 00:26:00,311 [Maisy groans] 559 00:26:00,311 --> 00:26:01,687 It's okay. 560 00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:03,647 - I'll make do with goat. - [Maisy sighs] 561 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:05,107 I don't care how much it costs, 562 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:06,859 we cannot spend another minute here. 563 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,153 - [chair scraping] - No. 564 00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:12,072 [sighs] Damn raccoons are back. 565 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,576 [Victor] There's the anger. Let it out! 566 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,828 I may not be able to chase my mom from my cottage, 567 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:20,080 but I can chase raccoons from my porch. 568 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,125 What do you think about "kefir" as a safe word? 569 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:29,048 [Justin] I have nowhere else to sleep, and everyone hates me. 570 00:26:29,048 --> 00:26:30,924 Mmm. You surprised? 571 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,469 Your Runaway Bride reboot set the Boathouse on fire. 572 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,138 [Justin] Just do it. 573 00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:37,723 Be a hero. 574 00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:40,184 Can't say that I haven't fantasized about it, 575 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:44,229 but sleeping on my mom's pullout really kills the buzz. 576 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,440 It's not gonna be your mom's for much longer. 577 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,109 Cottage is gonna be yours once Mimsy goes. 578 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,402 Maisy wins. 579 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,487 Again. 580 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:54,198 She's had cancer before. 581 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,533 Facial dysphasia, phantom rosacea. 582 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:58,827 Isn't that how she got spider Botox through customs? 583 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,080 She couldn't talk for six weeks. It was heaven. 584 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,373 Yeah. 585 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,627 Unless she really is sick. 586 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,545 Then her timing is perfect. 587 00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,422 Killian is about to start his senior year. 588 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:13,592 I need a vegan celebrity for the Impossible Burger collab. 589 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:15,636 Opal is interviewing at La Scala. 590 00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:18,847 You gotta hand it to Dad for just dropping dead 591 00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:20,766 - the way he did. - He's not your dad. 592 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:22,017 Sorry. 593 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,731 Listen, Maisy, 594 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:30,609 I wasn't around for Dad's "Come to PFLAG" moment, but... 595 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:33,278 this might be your last chance 596 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:35,572 to scratch under your mom's lizard skin. 597 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:37,157 See if there's a human under there. 598 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:38,909 Or another lizard. 599 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:43,247 She found Killian a job, but she now has time for Opal? 600 00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:44,790 She invited you to dinner? 601 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:47,334 She's not sick. She's got an angle. 602 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,836 I just have to figure out what. 603 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:53,465 What are you gonna do now that 604 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:54,967 you set fire to everyone's summer? 605 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:56,802 Gonna fix it. 606 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,346 I am. I'm gonna fix it. 607 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,889 I am not gonna leave the lake 608 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:03,350 until I give Riley the happy ending he deserves. 609 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:04,184 The other one. 610 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:05,936 Oh. 611 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,063 Dealer's choice. 612 00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:13,569 Do we hug? We don't hug. 613 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:16,405 [J Geils Band: "Love Stinks"] 614 00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:19,032 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Love stinks ♪ 615 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,742 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 616 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,371 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Love stinks ♪ 617 00:28:24,371 --> 00:28:25,831 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 618 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,710 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Love stinks ♪ 619 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:31,462 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 620 00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:33,881 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 621 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:40,471 ♪ Two by two and side by side ♪ 622 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:43,557 ♪ Love's gonna find you Yes, it is ♪ 623 00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:46,143 ♪ You just can't hide ♪ 624 00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:48,604 ♪ You'll hear it call ♪ 625 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:51,231 ♪ Your heart will fall ♪ 626 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:54,026 ♪ Then love will fly ♪ 627 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,236 ♪ It's gonna soar ♪ 628 00:28:57,446 --> 00:29:01,533 ♪ I don't care for any Casanova thing ♪ 629 00:29:02,493 --> 00:29:04,870 ♪ All I can say is ♪ 630 00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:07,331 ♪ Love stinks ♪ 631 00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:09,374 ♪ Love stinks... ♪