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That's good. So good.

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Maizers? You okay?

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I just finished
Mom's "fuck-it" list.

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She wants to spend
her last summer here with me?

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Fuck it. I'm gonna make her do

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all the boring cottage stuff
she hated here growing up.

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Your plan is to bore her?

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Yeah. It'll either force her
to confess her diagnosis

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or hop on
the next flight to Madrid.

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I'm starting with
the Boathouse's

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Annual General Meeting
at Jayne's.

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Dad used to make us go
every summer

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and it drove Mom bananas.

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Derrick used to make you
go to AGMs?

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You don't just become Boathouse
president. You're groomed.

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I was framed!

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My fireworks should be
in this box, but they're gone.

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They set fire to the Boathouse.
That's how combustion works.

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Not today, science.

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They're gone because
someone took them out

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and started the fire

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after I took them safely outside
the Boathouse. Do you see?

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The box has been opened
and it's not even singed.

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There's an arsonist among us.

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Who would set fire
to the Boathouse?

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Believe the victim, Maisy.

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Not how that's used.

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Look, I need your help.

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I need your help
to unmask the arsonist,

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redeem my good name
and win back the man I love.

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Go to bed, Justin.

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Okay, but I'm the big spoon.

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Maisy's big spoon.

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Can we just send him to Madrid?

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They won't let him back in.

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The paella was laced.

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<i>♪ Baby I don't know... ♪</i>

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Hi. Riley, we're having
a conversation as two people do.

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I, uh, I need to tell you,

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I didn't burn down
the Boathouse. I was framed.

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Like people frame people.

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Oh my God, I sound crazy. This
is crazy. I'm a crazy person.

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Because he's not gonna
believe you.

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Forgivesies?

45
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My dad's gonna call
because I told him,

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you and Riley made up
and I'm staying with you

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giving nature tours
with Parks Canada all summer

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because my mom will freak if
she knows that I blew off

49
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the internship to plant trees.
So back me up

50
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and do whatever it takes to fix
things with Riley

51
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or my parents will never forgive
me. Okay?

52
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And the cherry on
my anxiety sundae.

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Just be yourself.
But do the opposite

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of every instinct
you ever have.

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Okay, gotta run. Love you. Bye.

56
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My God, I see more of me
in her every day.

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I come in peace...

58
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or pieces.

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You see this?

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Top wedding fail.

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Thanks to you,
I'm a fucking meme.

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I'm sorry.

63
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I'm sorry.

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You didn't deserve any of this.

65
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How's the patient feeling?

66
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Don't get your hopes up.
Miles away from last rites.

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I have all your favourites here.

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Cacao, chia pudding,

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mushroom tea,
and a triple-triple.

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Oh... No arsenic?

71
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No, I'm saving that for lunch.

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No, no.

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I do not wanna waste
any more time

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being mad about the past.

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Oh, sweetie,
that's wonderful to hear.

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So I made a list.

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Oh, of course, you did.
It's very Virgo of you.

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Of all our favourite
cottage things

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to do together before you,
you know.

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Walk into the light

81
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in a blaze of Quaaludes
and an '83 Clicquot?

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The... the Boathouse's AGM
at Jayne's

83
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is the perfect place to start.

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We really need to figure out

85
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what we're doing with
that Boathouse.

86
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Oh, I remember those.

87
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Flights to Singapore
were shorter.

88
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Should only take four, five,
maybe six hours.

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You cannot put a clock
on democracy.

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Will there be cocktails?

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Be right there!

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Hey! You found me. I was
gonna call search and rescue.

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Brought my own flares this time.

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Cute outfit.
The bugs are gonna love it.

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Oh, I doubt that because
I came prepared this time.

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Point Thunberg.

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So is there somewhere private
that I can change?

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Uh...

99
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- Is there somewhere else?
- Uh, Urban Outfitters?

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Point Ivy.

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There's not much privacy
in the bush.

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- Hope you're cool with it.
- Yeah, totally cool.

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Okay. We're talking
a lot of body hair.

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Like a lot. Not that there's
anything wrong with body hair.

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We are very body positive
around here.

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- Too positive.
- Hey.

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Oh, Jesus, Krusty Jake.
Please fix your sarong.

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Sorry.

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So what do you think?

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I think...

111
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Girl Guides
didn't prepare you for this.

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All right, people.
Let's dig some holes.

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Let's plant some trees.

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All right.

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This must be the longest
you've gone without talking.

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Well, Billie said
to do the opposite

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of every instinct I have, so.

118
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- You're dying inside?
- It's unbearable. Yeah.

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Are you sure
you're okay with her

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staying for the summer?

121
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Been nice having
her around, actually.

122
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We went shopping
yesterday for her gear.

123
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You guys went shopping
without me?

124
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Just boots and bugs stuff.

125
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Like cute boots and bug stuff?

126
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Why the face?

127
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Billie stayed like you wanted.

128
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Yeah, I mean,
she's staying with you.

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I wanted her to stay with me.

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That's on you.

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Ah, man. Riley, I...

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I don't know why I ran,

133
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but I know it's not why
the Boathouse burned down.

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I think that someone
stole my fireworks

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and started the fire
and I can't prove it.

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But I was thinking maybe
with your RKI smarts,

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and my good looks,

138
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we can get in there
and crack the case.

139
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God, your life should be
a fucking Bravo series.

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You know, that's so weird.

141
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I was just saying that
to Billie the other day.

142
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Oh, that's not a compliment.

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He has a baby in high school.

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Gives it up, comes out,
gets kicked out,

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moves across the planet,
dates a Hemsworth.

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From Coff's Harbour.

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Gets divorced,
comes home,

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defeats evil stepsister,

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and makes up with his kid.

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Redneck Riley was never
gonna be good enough

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for the Justin show.

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That's not true.
It sounds like a hit.

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I tried it your way.

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Spontaneous proposal,
shotgun wedding.

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But being meme-ed by
a bunch of side characters...

156
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that's probably what I deserved.

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That's not true.
Riley, that's not true.

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Riley! Riley!

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Riley, your...

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Okay...

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Okay.

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Good stuff.

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Good stuff.

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, Kombuch!

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How you holding up?

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Good, thanks.

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And, uh, thank you for
setting things up with Ivy.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm happy to.

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- Thirsty?
- What? No.

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Oh yeah, totally.

172
00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,463
Care for some highballer wisdom?

173
00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:07,132
What?

174
00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:10,552
When you pound a lot of
trees, you're a highballer.

175
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When you do
whatever that is...

176
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- Lowballer. Got it.
- Yeah.

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It's okay. Couldn't plant
for shit my first season.

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How many summers did you plant?

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Two now.

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Got my first job
last year of high school.

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Let me show you
a proper pounding.

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<i>♪ Better love me with
the lights on ♪</i>

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So, first...

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<i>♪ 'Cause I wanna see
what you're doin' ♪</i>

185
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<i>♪ If I didn't see what
you're doin' ♪</i>

186
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you use your cream spoon, right?

187
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You dig out your piece.

188
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Align your sapling
with the root,

189
00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:57,849
and you grip the trunk firmly,

190
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cut the bottom,

191
00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,021
plug the hole.

192
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Perfect pounding.

193
00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:12,072
<i>♪ In magic ♪</i>

194
00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:13,823
Praise Treezus.

195
00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:29,798
<i>♪ All you've found... ♪</i>

196
00:10:29,798 --> 00:10:31,132
- Hey!
- God, this is

197
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a crazy turnout for an AGM.

198
00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:36,346
Yeah, well, AGM's on hold

199
00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:37,847
until we can get
another lifeguard.

200
00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:39,224
'Cause the girls
won't work the nude beach

201
00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:40,975
- so Jaynie's covering it.
- Yeah.

202
00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:42,977
Have you seen the Quads?
Because I really got talk to...

203
00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:45,563
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

204
00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,023
- Cowering Inferno.
- Hey!

205
00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:48,191
You listen here, all right?

206
00:10:48,191 --> 00:10:49,776
This is Jaynie's
first presidency

207
00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,820
and this Boathouse
is gonna be the tits.

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00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,447
So I can't be working canteen,
snack bar,

209
00:10:54,447 --> 00:10:56,491
rentals
and putting out your fires.

210
00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:58,535
I not...
I didn't start the fire.

211
00:10:58,535 --> 00:11:00,245
Wayne, stop this.
There's an arson...

212
00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:01,788
You're outta here. Sorry, bud.

213
00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:04,290
Wow!
AGMs have really changed

214
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:06,835
since Derrick was president.
This is gonna be fun.

215
00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:09,921
We can't discuss the Boathouse
resale at a frat house kegger.

216
00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:11,256
Well, thank God for that.

217
00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:13,675
Talking shop really dulls
the barbiturates.

218
00:11:13,675 --> 00:11:16,010
We don't drink at AGMs anymore.
Maisy's bylaw.

219
00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,012
That's how Ulrika got
her nude beach.

220
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:22,308
<i>♪ Hey you ♪</i>

221
00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:23,893
Regime changes are hard.

222
00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:25,603
Marie Antoinette lost her head,

223
00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,856
but she would've lost her mind
sending email reminders

224
00:11:27,856 --> 00:11:29,274
for the First Republic.

225
00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,900
But you would've done
very well, Mother.

226
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,779
<i>♪ We'll be singing ♪</i>

227
00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:36,781
<i>♪ When we're winning ♪</i>

228
00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:38,241
<i>♪ We'll be singing ♪</i>

229
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,285
Careful, you two.
Don't make me save you.

230
00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:43,079
Watch out for that glass
on the beach.

231
00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:45,206
That bum needs more SPF.

232
00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:48,501
Jayne, how are we
gonna have an AGM in this?

233
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,044
Get it under control.

234
00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,546
Under your control.

235
00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:54,424
I told you that I would bring
fun back to the lake.

236
00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:58,636
Fun, this is Maisy.
Maisy, this is fun.

237
00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:01,890
I know fun.
I put the F-U in fun.

238
00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:05,226
The Boathouse is for families,
not sad swingers.

239
00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,395
Sorry, Janine,
my daughter's rigid.

240
00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:09,689
It's her Capricorn moon.
Negroni?

241
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,232
Ah, no.

242
00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,276
Somehow Maisy picked up
the most boring parts

243
00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,445
of my late husband
when he took her under his wing.

244
00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,697
OMJeepies,
you're so right!

245
00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:20,074
Remember how Derrick got
so Shrek when he was Prez?

246
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,701
He was not. Dad was...

247
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:23,328
As stale as your biscuits.

248
00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:25,663
My biscuits have been featured
in Canadian Living.

249
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,415
- Twice.
- I have copies.

250
00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:29,876
Well, I think your Boathouse

251
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:32,337
is a big improvement
on the original.

252
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,964
Even if the Hall Monitor
doesn't think so.

253
00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:37,133
- Come on.
- Oh, I shouldn't.

254
00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:41,012
<i>♪ I'm lethal
Better put me down ♪</i>

255
00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:43,890
<i>♪ For a flip another pound
For a I take another bitch ♪</i>

256
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:46,351
- Hi, girls.
- Stalk much?

257
00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:47,685
Why aren't you answering my DMs?

258
00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:49,187
Are you verified?

259
00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,647
I'm gonna pretend
like that didn't hurt

260
00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:52,106
and that your approval
means nothing to me.

261
00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:57,195
Hey, I need
any photos or videos

262
00:12:57,195 --> 00:12:58,655
that you guys took
of my wedding.

263
00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,073
They're already posted, pyro.

264
00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:04,410
Well, do you have any unposted
or maybe some... some deleted?

265
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,746
- They're in photo heaven.
- It's called the Cloud, Keri.

266
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,206
Clouds are in heaven.

267
00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,832
You guys,
I'll take anything that you got.

268
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,084
There might be
something on there

269
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,710
that could help me
fix things with Riley.

270
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,712
And I know you wanna see us
get back together, right?

271
00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,256
No, we just wanna see
Riley's OnlyFans.

272
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,840
Yeah, that would be kinda hot.

273
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,801
No, wait, just be an ally here,
would you? Come on.

274
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:21,553
Well, then can you end
Mom's oldstravaganza?

275
00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:22,845
Or wormhole us to Tulum?

276
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,639
Yeah.

277
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,349
What if I could bring it here?

278
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:27,892
Find you some cute F boys.

279
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,353
- What?
- Don't go anywhere.

280
00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,484
Where's he
gonna find that?

281
00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,736
It's a thunderbox.

282
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,239
Portable toilet.

283
00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:43,992
Dig a hole. Pop on top.

284
00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,577
- Make your drop.
- Oh, I...

285
00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:47,287
I think I can hold it.

286
00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,621
You drank four canteens.

287
00:13:48,621 --> 00:13:50,206
Yep. Nope. I'm gonna hold it.

288
00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:53,543
No, no, no, no.
Sorry, man.

289
00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:54,627
Oh, my God.

290
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:57,672
Oh, sorry. Are you guys in line?

291
00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:59,090
- Mm-mm.
- Okay.

292
00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:02,510
He'll be done in a sec.

293
00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,393
<i>Quid fro-yo,
Billie Barnes.</i>

294
00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:12,645
<i>I lied to your parents.
So if you want me to make things</i>

295
00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:14,272
<i>right with Riley,
then I need you to send</i>

296
00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:15,315
<i>some gaggy tree-planter-
fireman-calendar-types</i>

297
00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,025
<i>over to Jayne's stat.</i>

298
00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:18,776
Hard pass on body musk
and white guys with dreads.

299
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,528
Come on.

300
00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:22,614
I'll be there in 30.

301
00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:24,991
I...

302
00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,868
Wow! I'm good at this.

303
00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,494
Justin!
I know you're still here.

304
00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:29,412
Shit!

305
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,044
- This is all falling apart.
- I know.

306
00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:38,671
The AGM was supposed
to bore my mom into leaving.

307
00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:39,922
How is this happening?

308
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,174
I won three championships,

309
00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:42,800
but now I'm mixing drinks
for Wayne?

310
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,594
And my mom is getting
along with Jayne?

311
00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:46,679
- Jayne can be fun.
- Fun?

312
00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:48,264
In a Jell-o shots kinda way.

313
00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:49,682
- I'm fun.
- I know.

314
00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:51,309
But your mom loves an audience.

315
00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,186
And Jayne plays
a great second fiddle.

316
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:54,562
I did it one time.

317
00:14:56,981 --> 00:14:59,942
Well, if we can't bore her
into leaving,

318
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,653
we can send her packing
by stealing

319
00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:03,363
the one thing she wants most.

320
00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:04,572
- Opal's kidneys.
- The spotlight.

321
00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,116
Oh.

322
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:09,118
There's only
one person I can ask.

323
00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:10,703
Crazy-May.

324
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:12,038
Bitch better buckle up

325
00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:13,748
because fun's a'comin'.

326
00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:16,209
What if Opal sees? If he sees...

327
00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:17,585
Tell him Mommy loves him.

328
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,796
And then get him
the hell out of here.

329
00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:22,090
Let's Jekyll and Hyde this shit.

330
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:27,387
Would you guys
just answer my texts?

331
00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:29,222
How is the foot box talking?

332
00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:31,474
Stay! Dad's still
looking for you.

333
00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:34,352
Okay.
But Billie's here.

334
00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:36,813
And she brought a DJ
for each of you.

335
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,028
- I'm taking that one.
- No, I want that one.

336
00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:45,571
All right, now deal's a deal.
Gimme the footage.

337
00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:49,867
Yep, let's go.

338
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,245
Yes!

339
00:15:55,707 --> 00:15:58,876
Oh, hey, Olive. Billie
brought a boy for you too.

340
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,461
Oh, I'm sapiosexual.

341
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,213
Oh, we all are, sweetheart.

342
00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:04,757
Until they won't shut up
about vinyl or Foucault.

343
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,972
She's getting smarter.

344
00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:13,057
Uh-uh. You need life jackets.

345
00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:15,727
Oh, come on. Don't you have
a basement for that?

346
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,729
- Ulrika!
- Uh-huh? Yes?

347
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,772
Think of the children.

348
00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:21,691
That would be weird, no?

349
00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,943
The nude beach is supposed
to be on Wayne's half.

350
00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,403
Oh.

351
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:26,821
- Hey.
- What?

352
00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:32,535
I know you told me to stay on
my side of the Boathouse but...

353
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,371
we're outta snacks, beer, propane...

354
00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:37,331
and coasters.

355
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:40,710
You can't get water rings
outta my coffee table, Wayne.

356
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,462
They say that you can,
but you can't.

357
00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:44,005
Okay. And don't freak out...

358
00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:47,049
but I think I may have heard
Justin's voice somewhere.

359
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,805
It's all going to dumpers.

360
00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,557
My first day as president.

361
00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,686
Okay.

362
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,230
I'll send Victor on
a coaster run.

363
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,608
Opal's helping out in the
kitchen, doing the best he can.

364
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:06,444
And the girls are still
looking for Justin. Okay?

365
00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:07,945
We'll make it work, Jaynie.

366
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,864
It's gonna be the best
Boathouse ever.

367
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,742
Woo-hooo!

368
00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:16,537
Yes, girl!

369
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,539
Party's here, bitches.

370
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,210
<i>♪ Well look at you
you're all puffed up ♪</i>

371
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,462
<i>♪ In that big red truck but
you're outta luck (this time) ♪</i>

372
00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:25,588
<i>♪ Well, that's tough ♪</i>

373
00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:27,715
- It's...
- Crazy-May.

374
00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:29,926
We have to go.

375
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,386
But it's the best
I can do.

376
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,180
Orpheus Protocol
like we practiced.

377
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,473
Number one rule?

378
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,266
Whatever happens,
don't look at Crazy-May.

379
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,519
<i>♪ But I'm a fool
who's off her rocker ♪</i>

380
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:43,439
<i>♪ Cause I let you in my heart
that one last time ♪</i>

381
00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:45,817
<i>♪ I've had enough,
made up my mind ♪</i>

382
00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:47,485
Oh my God!

383
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:52,365
<i>♪ I'm gonna get up
and out and wild ♪</i>

384
00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:53,533
Dad, I'm scared.

385
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,284
<i>♪ Not like yesterday... ♪</i>

386
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,203
Woo-hoo!

387
00:17:57,203 --> 00:17:59,330
<i>♪ I'm gonna be okay! Uh huh ♪</i>

388
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,290
<i>♪ I love myself today ♪</i>

389
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,292
<i>♪ Not like yesterday ♪</i>

390
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,127
<i>♪ Take another look at me now ♪</i>

391
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,296
- She's out of control.
- Wasn't this an AGM?

392
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,340
<i>♪ Cause it's your last look ♪</i>

393
00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,217
Yeah. Bring it, Saggy Balls!

394
00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:13,052
I pound beers for breakfast!

395
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,555
Yes!

396
00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:18,558
You two, move!

397
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:21,978
Justin!
Get back here, Lovejoy!

398
00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,314
Don't mind if I do!

399
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,358
My blindfold is slipping!

400
00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:30,236
I'm putting you down.
Don't look.

401
00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:32,488
<i>♪ ...Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm ♪</i>

402
00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:34,657
<i>♪ I'm gonna be okay! ♪</i>

403
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:36,534
<i>♪ I love myself today ♪</i>

404
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:38,202
<i>♪ Not like yesterday ♪</i>

405
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,954
Coming in hot. Coming in hot.

406
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:41,789
<i>♪ Take another look at me now ♪</i>

407
00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:44,709
<i>♪ Cause it's your last look ♪</i>

408
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,295
You wanna piece,
booster seat? Huh?

409
00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:48,337
- Huh?
- Mommy.

410
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:49,589
Come on.

411
00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:51,465
That's how you cottage, bitches.

412
00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:54,427
She didn't come with me.

413
00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:56,762
Oh! Drink! Oh! Drink!

414
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:58,347
Hurry up.

415
00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,265
It's an emergency!

416
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,560
Oh, thank God.

417
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:05,354
- Is Wayne out there?
- No, gone.

418
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,647
Coaster emergency
in the living room.

419
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,274
Okay.

420
00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:10,359
Well, as much as I love
a potty party, I'm...

421
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,486
Wait, wait. Stay. Please.

422
00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,946
Ooh.

423
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,239
What's Riley feeding you?

424
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,782
I've been holding it all day

425
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,910
because tree planters
do their business on boxes

426
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,411
in front of everyone.

427
00:19:20,411 --> 00:19:23,039
Justin,
there was this guy, pushing.

428
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,041
The sounds,
the veins in his neck.

429
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,793
Oh, my baby. It's okay.
It's okay. It's over now.

430
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,712
No, you don't understand.
I have to learn how to go

431
00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:31,213
in public or I'll never
survive the summer.

432
00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,549
Or a bachelorette.

433
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,469
I'm gonna be
right behind that curtain.

434
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:38,220
Just don't look.

435
00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:41,390
Or listen. Or breathe.

436
00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:43,476
Okay.

437
00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,729
- Oh, and turn on the water.
- Already on it.

438
00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,940
Oh, God.

439
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,818
Okay, Billie. You can do this.

440
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:55,112
Oh my God. Come on.

441
00:19:57,198 --> 00:20:00,952
You can go in front of
your birth dad.

442
00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:08,292
The Boathouse is closed!

443
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,169
Party's over.

444
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,796
Get outta my house!

445
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,924
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!

446
00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,759
That means you too, Maisy.

447
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,178
You can't kick me
outta the Boathouse.

448
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,098
I made the Boathouse.
I am the Boathouse. Oh.

449
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,309
See, this is why I hid all
the birthday invitations

450
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,061
that came for her 'cause
she can't handle the sugar.

451
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:28,854
I can handle it till sunrise.

452
00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:30,231
You'll puke.

453
00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:32,066
More room for the next round.

454
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,819
Okay, Drunksy.
I think it's time to go home.

455
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:35,861
Where's Victor?

456
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:38,447
He ran like a weak ass bitch.

457
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,783
Justin can take
her home.

458
00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:42,702
Oh, you pissed yourself,
Justine?

459
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:46,414
No. And thanks to me, Billie
will never have to either.

460
00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:48,165
Wait, that sounds weird.
No, I... she...

461
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,001
she gets bladder block
in public.

462
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,836
Yeah. Not getting better, bud.

463
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,421
Can you just take
your sister home?

464
00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:55,172
- She's not my sister.
- I'm not his sister.

465
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,757
Ugh.

466
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,883
All right, let's go.

467
00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,593
Oh. Oh, no,
this ain't over.

468
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,013
I'll be back on the board
as soon as my mom kicks it.

469
00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:04,598
And my AGM's gonna kick
your AGM's ass.

470
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,475
Settle down,
child. God!

471
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,234
We can't host the Boathouse
at our cottage anymore.

472
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,947
You said our cottage.

473
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,166
I'm sorry I pimped you
out to the Barbie brigade

474
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,876
so I didn't have to thunderbox.

475
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:34,295
No, it's cool. The normal one

476
00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:35,671
hid me until
you finished your business.

477
00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,089
Oh yeah. Olive's cool, huh?

478
00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:44,346
Hey, what's the rush?

479
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,599
Oh, well, Ivy already thinks
I can't cut it.

480
00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:50,770
And that was the longest break
in the history of breaks, so.

481
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:53,022
Okay. Don't sweat it.

482
00:21:53,022 --> 00:21:54,982
Me and Ivy, we go way back.

483
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,693
I could put in a good word.

484
00:21:58,778 --> 00:22:02,907
Wow. I mean, that would be,
like, super cool of you.

485
00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,455
So when you say you go way back,
do you mean like...

486
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,666
- this?
- No, gross.

487
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,376
Uh, Ivy's my sister.

488
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,339
- Is that weird?
- Nope. No. Not weird.

489
00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:19,673
Not weird at all.

490
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,008
Okay.

491
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,470
We should go.

492
00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:25,763
Oh, my God.

493
00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:30,226
I need one more drink.

494
00:22:30,226 --> 00:22:32,228
- One more drink.
- No, no.

495
00:22:32,228 --> 00:22:34,313
You need a egg and cheese.
And you need a stomach pump.

496
00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,273
- Watch your step.
- Ugh! Just put DUI

497
00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:37,817
to bed with a bucket

498
00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:39,527
and she won't remember
anything in the morning.

499
00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,780
I totally broke
that kid's nose in Spike Ball.

500
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,657
Oh, my God.

501
00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:46,367
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

502
00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,202
- Not for you, boo.
- What?

503
00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:51,205
Fine. Fine. It's fine. I'll stop
co-sleeping with you and Victor.

504
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,332
I can... I can stay.

505
00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:56,043
I can only handle
one wildfire at the cottage

506
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,878
and after what Opal saw today,

507
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:01,423
I don't think
he's gonna let me stay here.

508
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:05,553
Somewhere on this phone is proof
that I'm an innocent man.

509
00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:07,805
That you would all be
bar-b-que flambé

510
00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,598
if I hadn't run
for the hills. Stop!

511
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:10,975
I'm a hero.

512
00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:13,310
And you're gonna feel so bad
if you kick me out

513
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,104
when I'm the only reason
that you're alive.

514
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,439
Sweet dreams, Justine.

515
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:20,985
Wait. No. Come back. Don't...

516
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:23,112
I don't have any place
else to go.

517
00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:24,405
Come on.

518
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:27,408
I'm an inside cat.

519
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:40,546
<i>Best wedding ever!</i>

520
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:43,924
<i>Come, come. Hey!</i>

521
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,009
Riley?

522
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,762
What?

523
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,723
<i>Hey!</i>

524
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,935
<i>Hey!</i>

525
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:56,729
Why?

526
00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:01,108
<i>♪ Yeah we were younger then
and I can't pretend ♪</i>

527
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:05,196
<i>♪ That I don't miss how it
all just felt brand new ♪</i>

528
00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:07,656
<i>♪ I feel younger with you ♪</i>

529
00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:09,825
<i>♪ Younger, younger ♪</i>

530
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,453
<i>♪ I feel younger with you ♪</i>

531
00:24:12,453 --> 00:24:14,163
<i>♪ Younger, younger ♪</i>

532
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:16,665
<i>♪ It felt brand new ♪</i>

533
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,667
<i>♪ Younger, younger ♪</i>

534
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,711
<i>♪ I feel younger with you ♪</i>

535
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:25,341
<i>♪ I feel younger with you ♪</i>

536
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,401
<i>♪ I don't know how
we got so far from ♪</i>

537
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,487
<i>♪ All the ways that
it once was ♪</i>

538
00:24:46,487 --> 00:24:48,614
<i>♪ But I love when you say
that it feels good ♪</i>

539
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:50,824
<i>♪ To come back here,
because it does ♪</i>

540
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,661
<i>♪ Looking at you through
that rear view ♪</i>

541
00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:55,579
<i>♪ It's been so long ♪</i>