1 00:00:06,008 --> 00:00:09,970 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:19,897 [Maisy] That's good. So good. 3 00:00:22,608 --> 00:00:25,194 Maizers? You okay? 4 00:00:25,194 --> 00:00:26,737 I just finished Mom's "fuck-it" list. 5 00:00:26,737 --> 00:00:28,655 She wants to spend her last summer here with me? 6 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:30,199 Fuck it. I'm gonna make her do 7 00:00:30,199 --> 00:00:32,117 all the boring cottage stuff she hated here growing up. 8 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:34,119 Your plan is to bore her? 9 00:00:34,119 --> 00:00:37,289 Yeah. It'll either force her to confess her diagnosis 10 00:00:37,289 --> 00:00:38,832 or hop on the next flight to Madrid. 11 00:00:38,832 --> 00:00:40,209 I'm starting with the Boathouse's 12 00:00:40,209 --> 00:00:41,752 Annual General Meeting at Jayne's. 13 00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:43,378 Dad used to make us go every summer 14 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:44,922 and it drove Mom bananas. 15 00:00:44,922 --> 00:00:46,799 Derrick used to make you go to AGMs? 16 00:00:46,799 --> 00:00:49,426 You don't just become Boathouse president. You're groomed. 17 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:52,095 I was framed! 18 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,931 My fireworks should be in this box, but they're gone. 19 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:56,725 They set fire to the Boathouse. That's how combustion works. 20 00:00:56,725 --> 00:00:58,560 Not today, science. 21 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,562 They're gone because someone took them out 22 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:02,272 and started the fire 23 00:01:02,272 --> 00:01:06,443 after I took them safely outside the Boathouse. Do you see? 24 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:10,072 The box has been opened and it's not even singed. 25 00:01:10,072 --> 00:01:12,074 There's an arsonist among us. 26 00:01:12,074 --> 00:01:13,867 Who would set fire to the Boathouse? 27 00:01:13,867 --> 00:01:15,661 Believe the victim, Maisy. 28 00:01:15,661 --> 00:01:16,995 Not how that's used. 29 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:18,413 Look, I need your help. 30 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:20,499 I need your help to unmask the arsonist, 31 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:22,751 redeem my good name and win back the man I love. 32 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:24,378 [Victor] Go to bed, Justin. 33 00:01:24,378 --> 00:01:26,088 Okay, but I'm the big spoon. 34 00:01:26,088 --> 00:01:28,257 Maisy's big spoon. 35 00:01:28,257 --> 00:01:30,133 Can we just send him to Madrid? 36 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,510 They won't let him back in. 37 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:33,387 The paella was laced. 38 00:01:33,387 --> 00:01:37,558 [Reaven: "Electric Love"] 39 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:39,643 ♪ Baby I don't know... ♪ 40 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:43,605 Hi. Riley, we're having a conversation as two people do. 41 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:45,440 I, uh, I need to tell you, 42 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,110 I didn't burn down the Boathouse. I was framed. 43 00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:50,529 Like people frame people. 44 00:01:50,529 --> 00:01:53,073 Oh my God, I sound crazy. This is crazy. I'm a crazy person. 45 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:54,324 Because he's not gonna believe you. 46 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:55,742 - Forgivesies? - [door slams] 47 00:01:55,742 --> 00:01:57,369 [Billie] My dad's gonna call because I told him, 48 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:59,121 you and Riley made up and I'm staying with you 49 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:00,664 giving nature tours with Parks Canada all summer 50 00:02:00,664 --> 00:02:02,833 because my mom will freak if she knows that I blew off 51 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:04,376 the internship to plant trees. So back me up 52 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:06,169 and do whatever it takes to fix things with Riley 53 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,546 or my parents will never forgive me. Okay? 54 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:09,631 And the cherry on my anxiety sundae. 55 00:02:09,631 --> 00:02:11,550 Just be yourself. But do the opposite 56 00:02:11,550 --> 00:02:13,302 of every instinct you ever have. 57 00:02:13,302 --> 00:02:15,137 Okay, gotta run. Love you. Bye. 58 00:02:15,971 --> 00:02:18,515 My God, I see more of me in her every day. 59 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,851 [wood chopping] 60 00:02:20,851 --> 00:02:23,729 [birds chirping] 61 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:37,784 I come in peace... 62 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:41,538 or pieces. 63 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:46,835 You see this? 64 00:02:51,006 --> 00:02:52,841 [Riley] Top wedding fail. 65 00:02:52,841 --> 00:02:55,260 Thanks to you, I'm a fucking meme. 66 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,720 [wood chopping] 67 00:03:00,682 --> 00:03:01,516 I'm sorry. 68 00:03:06,271 --> 00:03:07,189 I'm sorry. 69 00:03:12,945 --> 00:03:14,446 You didn't deserve any of this. 70 00:03:18,951 --> 00:03:22,955 [emotional music] 71 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:27,793 How's the patient feeling? 72 00:03:28,669 --> 00:03:32,464 Don't get your hopes up. Miles away from last rites. 73 00:03:32,464 --> 00:03:34,549 I have all your favourites here. 74 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:36,343 Cacao, chia pudding, 75 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:38,220 mushroom tea, and a triple-triple. 76 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:40,681 Oh... No arsenic? 77 00:03:40,681 --> 00:03:42,391 No, I'm saving that for lunch. 78 00:03:43,892 --> 00:03:46,228 No, no. 79 00:03:47,688 --> 00:03:49,898 I do not wanna waste any more time 80 00:03:49,898 --> 00:03:51,566 being mad about the past. 81 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,819 Oh, sweetie, that's wonderful to hear. 82 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:55,320 So I made a list. 83 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,864 Oh, of course, you did. It's very Virgo of you. 84 00:03:57,864 --> 00:03:59,908 Of all our favourite cottage things 85 00:03:59,908 --> 00:04:02,160 to do together before you, you know. 86 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,495 Walk into the light 87 00:04:03,495 --> 00:04:06,540 in a blaze of Quaaludes and an '83 Clicquot? 88 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,336 The... the Boathouse's AGM at Jayne's 89 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:12,713 is the perfect place to start. 90 00:04:12,713 --> 00:04:14,089 We really need to figure out 91 00:04:14,089 --> 00:04:15,590 what we're doing with that Boathouse. 92 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:17,843 Oh, I remember those. 93 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:19,386 Flights to Singapore were shorter. 94 00:04:19,386 --> 00:04:21,972 Should only take four, five, maybe six hours. 95 00:04:21,972 --> 00:04:23,765 You cannot put a clock on democracy. 96 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:26,810 Will there be cocktails? 97 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:28,645 [Forester: "Undercover"] 98 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:39,698 [indistinct chatter] 99 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:45,495 [woman] Be right there! 100 00:04:46,496 --> 00:04:50,375 [Ivy] Hey! You found me. I was gonna call search and rescue. 101 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,002 Brought my own flares this time. 102 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:54,087 Cute outfit. The bugs are gonna love it. 103 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:57,841 Oh, I doubt that because I came prepared this time. 104 00:04:57,841 --> 00:05:00,052 Point Thunberg. 105 00:05:00,052 --> 00:05:02,929 So is there somewhere private that I can change? 106 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:04,222 Uh... 107 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,351 - Is there somewhere else? - Uh, Urban Outfitters? 108 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:10,729 Point Ivy. [laughs] 109 00:05:10,729 --> 00:05:13,356 There's not much privacy in the bush. 110 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,358 - Hope you're cool with it. - Yeah, totally cool. 111 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:18,737 Okay. We're talking a lot of body hair. 112 00:05:18,737 --> 00:05:21,073 Like a lot. Not that there's anything wrong with body hair. 113 00:05:21,073 --> 00:05:23,825 We are very body positive around here. 114 00:05:23,825 --> 00:05:25,619 - Too positive. - [Krusty Jake] Hey. 115 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:28,497 Oh, Jesus, Krusty Jake. Please fix your sarong. 116 00:05:28,497 --> 00:05:30,082 [Krusty Jake] Sorry. 117 00:05:30,082 --> 00:05:33,335 [Billie] So what do you think? 118 00:05:33,335 --> 00:05:34,920 I think... 119 00:05:35,879 --> 00:05:38,215 Girl Guides didn't prepare you for this. 120 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:45,639 [Ivy] All right, people. Let's dig some holes. 121 00:05:45,639 --> 00:05:47,432 Let's plant some trees. 122 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:48,600 [man] All right. 123 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,851 [birds chirping] 124 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:51,728 [exhales] 125 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:59,319 This must be the longest you've gone without talking. 126 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:02,322 Well, Billie said to do the opposite 127 00:06:02,322 --> 00:06:05,200 of every instinct I have, so. 128 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,120 - You're dying inside? - It's unbearable. Yeah. 129 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:13,375 Are you sure you're okay with her 130 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,127 staying for the summer? 131 00:06:15,127 --> 00:06:17,003 Been nice having her around, actually. 132 00:06:18,046 --> 00:06:20,257 We went shopping yesterday for her gear. 133 00:06:21,341 --> 00:06:22,801 You guys went shopping without me? 134 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:25,637 Just boots and bugs stuff. 135 00:06:25,637 --> 00:06:27,180 Like cute boots and bug stuff? 136 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:31,268 Why the face? 137 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,854 Billie stayed like you wanted. 138 00:06:33,854 --> 00:06:35,397 Yeah, I mean, she's staying with you. 139 00:06:35,397 --> 00:06:36,648 I wanted her to stay with me. 140 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:40,318 That's on you. 141 00:06:40,944 --> 00:06:42,988 Ah, man. Riley, I... 142 00:06:45,198 --> 00:06:46,491 I don't know why I ran, 143 00:06:47,242 --> 00:06:50,203 but I know it's not why the Boathouse burned down. 144 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:52,122 I think that someone stole my fireworks 145 00:06:52,122 --> 00:06:54,291 and started the fire and I can't prove it. 146 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:58,879 But I was thinking maybe with your RKI smarts, 147 00:06:58,879 --> 00:07:01,590 and my good looks, 148 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,383 we can get in there and crack the case. 149 00:07:04,634 --> 00:07:08,889 God, your life should be a fucking Bravo series. 150 00:07:08,889 --> 00:07:10,348 You know, that's so weird. 151 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:12,184 I was just saying that to Billie the other day. 152 00:07:12,184 --> 00:07:14,102 Oh, that's not a compliment. 153 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:16,354 He has a baby in high school. 154 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:21,735 Gives it up, comes out, gets kicked out, 155 00:07:21,735 --> 00:07:23,987 moves across the planet, dates a Hemsworth. 156 00:07:23,987 --> 00:07:25,488 From Coff's Harbour. 157 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:27,616 [Riley] Gets divorced, comes home, 158 00:07:27,616 --> 00:07:30,577 defeats evil stepsister, 159 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:32,454 and makes up with his kid. 160 00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:34,456 Redneck Riley was never gonna be good enough 161 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:35,665 for the Justin show. 162 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:37,959 That's not true. It sounds like a hit. 163 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,922 [Riley] I tried it your way. 164 00:07:41,922 --> 00:07:44,925 Spontaneous proposal, shotgun wedding. 165 00:07:47,552 --> 00:07:50,597 But being meme-ed by a bunch of side characters... 166 00:07:52,015 --> 00:07:53,516 that's probably what I deserved. 167 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,268 [Justin] That's not true. Riley, that's not true. 168 00:07:55,268 --> 00:07:56,937 Riley! Riley! 169 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:00,607 Riley, your... 170 00:08:05,612 --> 00:08:08,073 [peppy synth music] 171 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:13,453 [Billie] Okay... 172 00:08:15,622 --> 00:08:19,292 [birds chirping] 173 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:20,252 Okay. 174 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:29,970 Good stuff. 175 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,179 Good stuff. 176 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:34,432 Oh, my God. 177 00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:36,935 [Forrest] Hey, Kombuch! 178 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:40,021 How you holding up? 179 00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:42,190 Good, thanks. 180 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:46,069 And, uh, thank you for setting things up with Ivy. 181 00:08:46,069 --> 00:08:48,071 Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm happy to. 182 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,201 - Thirsty? - What? No. 183 00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:56,329 Oh yeah, totally. 184 00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:01,876 [motor engine roars] 185 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,463 Care for some highballer wisdom? 186 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:07,132 What? 187 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:10,552 When you pound a lot of trees, you're a highballer. 188 00:09:10,552 --> 00:09:13,305 When you do whatever that is... 189 00:09:14,347 --> 00:09:17,434 - Lowballer. Got it. - Yeah. 190 00:09:17,434 --> 00:09:19,394 It's okay. Couldn't plant for shit my first season. 191 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:20,937 How many summers did you plant? 192 00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:22,647 Two now. 193 00:09:22,647 --> 00:09:24,274 Got my first job last year of high school. 194 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:28,778 Let me show you a proper pounding. 195 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:31,406 [Wrabel: "Magic"] 196 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,703 ♪ Better love me with the lights on ♪ 197 00:09:36,703 --> 00:09:38,496 [Forrest] So, first... 198 00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:40,165 ♪ 'Cause I wanna see what you're doin' ♪ 199 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,958 ♪ If I didn't see what you're doin' ♪ 200 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:45,503 you use your cream spoon, right? 201 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:49,591 You dig out your piece. 202 00:09:49,591 --> 00:09:53,219 Align your sapling with the root, 203 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:57,849 and you grip the trunk firmly, 204 00:09:57,849 --> 00:09:59,309 cut the bottom, 205 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,021 plug the hole. 206 00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:10,195 Perfect pounding. 207 00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:12,072 ♪ In magic ♪ 208 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:13,823 Praise Treezus. 209 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:16,493 [birds chirping] 210 00:10:16,493 --> 00:10:20,288 ["Money City Maniacs" by Sloan] 211 00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:29,798 ♪ All you've found... ♪ 212 00:10:29,798 --> 00:10:31,132 - Hey! - God, this is 213 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,884 a crazy turnout for an AGM. 214 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:36,346 Yeah, well, AGM's on hold 215 00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:37,847 until we can get another lifeguard. 216 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:39,224 'Cause the girls won't work the nude beach 217 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:40,975 - so Jaynie's covering it. - Yeah. 218 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:42,977 Have you seen the Quads? Because I really got talk to... 219 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:45,563 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 220 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,023 - Cowering Inferno. - Hey! 221 00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:48,191 You listen here, all right? 222 00:10:48,191 --> 00:10:49,776 This is Jaynie's first presidency 223 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,820 and this Boathouse is gonna be the tits. 224 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,447 So I can't be working canteen, snack bar, 225 00:10:54,447 --> 00:10:56,491 rentals and putting out your fires. 226 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:58,535 I not... I didn't start the fire. 227 00:10:58,535 --> 00:11:00,245 Wayne, stop this. There's an arson... 228 00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:01,788 You're outta here. Sorry, bud. 229 00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:04,290 [Mimsy] Wow! AGMs have really changed 230 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:06,835 since Derrick was president. This is gonna be fun. 231 00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:09,921 We can't discuss the Boathouse resale at a frat house kegger. 232 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:11,256 Well, thank God for that. 233 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:13,675 Talking shop really dulls the barbiturates. 234 00:11:13,675 --> 00:11:16,010 We don't drink at AGMs anymore. Maisy's bylaw. 235 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,012 That's how Ulrika got her nude beach. 236 00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:22,308 ♪ Hey you ♪ 237 00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:23,893 Regime changes are hard. 238 00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:25,603 Marie Antoinette lost her head, 239 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,856 but she would've lost her mind sending email reminders 240 00:11:27,856 --> 00:11:29,274 for the First Republic. 241 00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,900 But you would've done very well, Mother. 242 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,402 [Chumbawamba: "Tubthumping"] 243 00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,779 ♪ We'll be singing ♪ 244 00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:36,781 ♪ When we're winning ♪ 245 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:38,241 ♪ We'll be singing ♪ 246 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,285 [Jayne] Careful, you two. Don't make me save you. 247 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:43,079 Watch out for that glass on the beach. 248 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:45,206 That bum needs more SPF. 249 00:11:45,915 --> 00:11:48,501 [Maisy] Jayne, how are we gonna have an AGM in this? 250 00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:50,044 Get it under control. 251 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,546 Under your control. 252 00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:54,424 I told you that I would bring fun back to the lake. 253 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:58,636 Fun, this is Maisy. Maisy, this is fun. 254 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:01,890 I know fun. I put the F-U in fun. 255 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:05,226 The Boathouse is for families, not sad swingers. 256 00:12:05,226 --> 00:12:07,395 [Mimsy] Sorry, Janine, my daughter's rigid. 257 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:09,689 It's her Capricorn moon. Negroni? 258 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,232 Ah, no. 259 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,276 Somehow Maisy picked up the most boring parts 260 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,445 of my late husband when he took her under his wing. 261 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,697 [laughs] OMJeepies, you're so right! 262 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:20,074 Remember how Derrick got so Shrek when he was Prez? 263 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,701 - [laughs] - He was not. Dad was... 264 00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:23,328 As stale as your biscuits. 265 00:12:23,328 --> 00:12:25,663 My biscuits have been featured in Canadian Living. 266 00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,415 - Twice. - I have copies. 267 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:29,876 Well, I think your Boathouse 268 00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:32,337 is a big improvement on the original. 269 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,964 Even if the Hall Monitor doesn't think so. 270 00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:37,133 - Come on. - Oh, I shouldn't. 271 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,885 [Dom Vallie: "Shake (Valliefunk)"] 272 00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:41,012 ♪ I'm lethal Better put me down ♪ 273 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:43,890 ♪ For a flip another pound For a I take another bitch ♪ 274 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:46,351 - Hi, girls. - [Jeri] Stalk much? 275 00:12:46,351 --> 00:12:47,685 Why aren't you answering my DMs? 276 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:49,187 [Jeri] Are you verified? 277 00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,647 I'm gonna pretend like that didn't hurt 278 00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:52,106 and that your approval means nothing to me. 279 00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:57,195 Hey, I need any photos or videos 280 00:12:57,195 --> 00:12:58,655 that you guys took of my wedding. 281 00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,073 They're already posted, pyro. 282 00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:04,410 Well, do you have any unposted or maybe some... some deleted? 283 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,746 - They're in photo heaven. - It's called the Cloud, Keri. 284 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,206 Clouds are in heaven. 285 00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,832 [Justin] You guys, I'll take anything that you got. 286 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,084 There might be something on there 287 00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:12,710 that could help me fix things with Riley. 288 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,712 And I know you wanna see us get back together, right? 289 00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,256 No, we just wanna see Riley's OnlyFans. 290 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,840 Yeah, that would be kinda hot. 291 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,801 No, wait, just be an ally here, would you? Come on. 292 00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:21,553 [Teri] Well, then can you end Mom's oldstravaganza? 293 00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:22,845 Or wormhole us to Tulum? 294 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,639 - Yeah. - [camera shutters] 295 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,349 What if I could bring it here? 296 00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:27,892 Find you some cute F boys. 297 00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,353 - What? - Don't go anywhere. 298 00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,484 [Keri] Where's he gonna find that? 299 00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:37,610 [flies buzzing] 300 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:38,736 [Forrest] It's a thunderbox. 301 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,239 Portable toilet. 302 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:43,992 Dig a hole. Pop on top. 303 00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,577 - Make your drop. - Oh, I... 304 00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:47,287 I think I can hold it. 305 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,621 You drank four canteens. 306 00:13:48,621 --> 00:13:50,206 Yep. Nope. I'm gonna hold it. 307 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:53,543 No, no, no, no. Sorry, man. [farts] 308 00:13:53,543 --> 00:13:54,627 Oh, my God. 309 00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:57,672 Oh, sorry. Are you guys in line? 310 00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:59,090 - Mm-mm. - Okay. 311 00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:02,510 He'll be done in a sec. 312 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:04,387 [Krusty Jake groans, farts] 313 00:14:04,387 --> 00:14:08,725 [phone ringing] 314 00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:10,393 [Justin] Quid fro-yo, Billie Barnes. 315 00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:12,645 I lied to your parents. So if you want me to make things 316 00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:14,272 right with Riley, then I need you to send 317 00:14:14,272 --> 00:14:15,315 some gaggy tree-planter- fireman-calendar-types 318 00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,025 over to Jayne's stat. 319 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:18,776 Hard pass on body musk and white guys with dreads. 320 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,528 [groans] Come on. 321 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:22,614 I'll be there in 30. 322 00:14:22,614 --> 00:14:24,991 - I... - [call ended beep] 323 00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,868 Wow! I'm good at this. 324 00:14:26,868 --> 00:14:28,494 [Wayne] Justin! I know you're still here. 325 00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:29,412 Shit! 326 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:33,041 [Sheepdogs: "I Don't Know"] 327 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,044 - This is all falling apart. - I know. 328 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:38,671 The AGM was supposed to bore my mom into leaving. 329 00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:39,922 How is this happening? 330 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,174 I won three championships, 331 00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:42,800 but now I'm mixing drinks for Wayne? 332 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,594 And my mom is getting along with Jayne? 333 00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:46,679 - Jayne can be fun. - [Maisy] Fun? 334 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:48,264 In a Jell-o shots kinda way. 335 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:49,682 - I'm fun. - I know. 336 00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:51,309 But your mom loves an audience. 337 00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,186 And Jayne plays a great second fiddle. 338 00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:54,562 I did it one time. 339 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,272 [all laughing] 340 00:14:56,981 --> 00:14:59,942 Well, if we can't bore her into leaving, 341 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,653 we can send her packing by stealing 342 00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:03,363 the one thing she wants most. 343 00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:04,572 - Opal's kidneys. - The spotlight. 344 00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,116 Oh. 345 00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:09,118 There's only one person I can ask. 346 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:10,703 Crazy-May. 347 00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:12,038 Bitch better buckle up 348 00:15:12,038 --> 00:15:13,748 because fun's a'comin'. 349 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:16,209 What if Opal sees? If he sees... 350 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:17,585 Tell him Mommy loves him. 351 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,796 And then get him the hell out of here. 352 00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:22,090 Let's Jekyll and Hyde this shit. 353 00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:24,884 [Halo Sol: "Lo Que Quieres"] 354 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:27,387 [Justin] Would you guys just answer my texts? 355 00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:29,222 How is the foot box talking? 356 00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:31,474 Stay! Dad's still looking for you. 357 00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:34,352 [Justin] Okay. But Billie's here. 358 00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:36,813 And she brought a DJ for each of you. 359 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,028 - I'm taking that one. - No, I want that one. 360 00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:45,571 All right, now deal's a deal. Gimme the footage. 361 00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:49,867 Yep, let's go. 362 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,245 - [phone chimes] - Yes! 363 00:15:55,707 --> 00:15:58,876 Oh, hey, Olive. Billie brought a boy for you too. 364 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,461 Oh, I'm sapiosexual. 365 00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,213 Oh, we all are, sweetheart. 366 00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:04,757 [Keri] Until they won't shut up about vinyl or Foucault. 367 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,972 She's getting smarter. 368 00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:13,057 Uh-uh. You need life jackets. 369 00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:15,727 Oh, come on. Don't you have a basement for that? 370 00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,729 - Ulrika! - [Ulrika] Uh-huh? Yes? 371 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,772 Think of the children. 372 00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:21,691 That would be weird, no? 373 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,943 The nude beach is supposed to be on Wayne's half. 374 00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,403 Oh. 375 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:26,821 - [Wayne] Hey. - [Ulrika] What? 376 00:16:29,407 --> 00:16:32,535 I know you told me to stay on my side of the Boathouse but... 377 00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,371 we're outta snacks, beer, propane... 378 00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:37,331 and coasters. 379 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:40,710 You can't get water rings outta my coffee table, Wayne. 380 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,462 They say that you can, but you can't. 381 00:16:42,462 --> 00:16:44,005 Okay. And don't freak out... 382 00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:47,049 but I think I may have heard Justin's voice somewhere. 383 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,805 It's all going to dumpers. 384 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,557 My first day as president. 385 00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,686 Okay. 386 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:01,230 I'll send Victor on a coaster run. 387 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,608 Opal's helping out in the kitchen, doing the best he can. 388 00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:06,444 And the girls are still looking for Justin. Okay? 389 00:17:06,444 --> 00:17:07,945 We'll make it work, Jaynie. 390 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:09,864 It's gonna be the best Boathouse ever. 391 00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,742 [Maisy] Woo-hooo! 392 00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:15,286 [Bif Naked: "I Love Myself Today"] 393 00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:16,537 [woman] Yes, girl! 394 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,539 [Maisy] Party's here, bitches. 395 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,374 [cheering] 396 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,210 ♪ Well look at you you're all puffed up ♪ 397 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,462 ♪ In that big red truck but you're outta luck (this time) ♪ 398 00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:25,588 ♪ Well, that's tough ♪ 399 00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:27,715 - It's... - Crazy-May. 400 00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:29,926 We have to go. 401 00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,386 But it's the best I can do. [gasps] 402 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,180 Orpheus Protocol like we practiced. 403 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,473 Number one rule? 404 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,266 Whatever happens, don't look at Crazy-May. 405 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,519 ♪ But I'm a fool who's off her rocker ♪ 406 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:43,439 ♪ Cause I let you in my heart that one last time ♪ 407 00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:45,817 ♪ I've had enough, made up my mind ♪ 408 00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:47,485 Oh my God! 409 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:52,365 ♪ I'm gonna get up and out and wild ♪ 410 00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:53,533 Dad, I'm scared. 411 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,284 ♪ Not like yesterday... ♪ 412 00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,203 Woo-hoo! 413 00:17:57,203 --> 00:17:59,330 ♪ I'm gonna be okay! Uh huh ♪ 414 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:01,290 ♪ I love myself today ♪ 415 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,292 ♪ Not like yesterday ♪ 416 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,127 ♪ Take another look at me now ♪ 417 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,296 - [woman] She's out of control. - [man] Wasn't this an AGM? 418 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,340 ♪ Cause it's your last look ♪ 419 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,217 Yeah. Bring it, Saggy Balls! 420 00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:13,052 I pound beers for breakfast! 421 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,555 Yes! 422 00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:18,558 You two, move! 423 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:21,978 [Wayne] Justin! Get back here, Lovejoy! 424 00:18:23,521 --> 00:18:25,314 [Maisy] Don't mind if I do! 425 00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,358 [Opal] My blindfold is slipping! 426 00:18:27,358 --> 00:18:30,236 [Victor] I'm putting you down. Don't look. 427 00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:32,488 ♪ ...Not like yesterday I'm cool, I'm calm ♪ 428 00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:34,657 ♪ I'm gonna be okay! ♪ 429 00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:36,534 ♪ I love myself today ♪ 430 00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:38,202 ♪ Not like yesterday ♪ 431 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,954 Coming in hot. Coming in hot. 432 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:41,789 ♪ Take another look at me now ♪ 433 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:44,709 ♪ Cause it's your last look ♪ 434 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,295 You wanna piece, booster seat? Huh? 435 00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:48,337 - Huh? - Mommy. 436 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:49,589 [Victor] Come on. 437 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:51,465 That's how you cottage, bitches. 438 00:18:53,009 --> 00:18:54,427 She didn't come with me. 439 00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:56,762 Oh! Drink! Oh! Drink! 440 00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:58,347 - [knock on the door] - [Billie] Hurry up. 441 00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,265 It's an emergency! 442 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,560 Oh, thank God. 443 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:05,354 - Is Wayne out there? - No, gone. 444 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,647 Coaster emergency in the living room. 445 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,274 - [door slams shut] - Okay. 446 00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:10,359 Well, as much as I love a potty party, I'm... 447 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,486 Wait, wait. Stay. Please. [stomach growls] 448 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,946 Ooh. 449 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,239 What's Riley feeding you? 450 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,782 I've been holding it all day 451 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,910 because tree planters do their business on boxes 452 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,411 - in front of everyone. - [gasps] 453 00:19:20,411 --> 00:19:23,039 Justin, there was this guy, pushing. 454 00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:25,041 The sounds, the veins in his neck. 455 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:27,793 Oh, my baby. It's okay. It's okay. It's over now. 456 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,712 No, you don't understand. I have to learn how to go 457 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:31,213 in public or I'll never survive the summer. 458 00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,549 Or a bachelorette. 459 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,469 I'm gonna be right behind that curtain. 460 00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:38,220 [Billie] Just don't look. 461 00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:41,390 Or listen. Or breathe. 462 00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:43,476 Okay. 463 00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,729 - Oh, and turn on the water. - [Justin] Already on it. 464 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,940 - [tap squeaks, water running] - Oh, God. 465 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,818 Okay, Billie. You can do this. 466 00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:55,112 Oh my God. Come on. 467 00:19:57,198 --> 00:20:00,952 You can go in front of your birth dad. 468 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,122 [sighs] 469 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,332 [VOLAC and Stace Cadet: "Super Cute"] 470 00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:08,292 The Boathouse is closed! 471 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,169 Party's over. 472 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,796 Get outta my house! 473 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,924 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! [laughs] 474 00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,759 That means you too, Maisy. 475 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,178 [Maisy] You can't kick me outta the Boathouse. 476 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,098 I made the Boathouse. I am the Boathouse. Oh. 477 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,309 See, this is why I hid all the birthday invitations 478 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,061 that came for her 'cause she can't handle the sugar. 479 00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:28,854 I can handle it till sunrise. 480 00:20:28,854 --> 00:20:30,231 You'll puke. 481 00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:32,066 More room for the next round. 482 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:34,819 [Mimsy] Okay, Drunksy. I think it's time to go home. 483 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:35,861 Where's Victor? 484 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:38,447 He ran like a weak ass bitch. 485 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,783 [Wayne] Justin can take her home. [clears throat] 486 00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:42,702 Oh, you pissed yourself, Justine? 487 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:46,414 No. And thanks to me, Billie will never have to either. 488 00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:48,165 Wait, that sounds weird. No, I... she... 489 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:50,001 she gets bladder block in public. 490 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,836 Yeah. Not getting better, bud. 491 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,421 Can you just take your sister home? 492 00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:55,172 - She's not my sister. - I'm not his sister. 493 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,757 - [Mimsy sighs] - Ugh. 494 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,883 All right, let's go. 495 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,593 Oh. Oh, no, this ain't over. 496 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,013 I'll be back on the board as soon as my mom kicks it. 497 00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:04,598 And my AGM's gonna kick your AGM's ass. 498 00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,475 [Justin] Settle down, child. God! 499 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,561 [birds chirping] 500 00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:12,314 [indistinct chatter] 501 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,234 We can't host the Boathouse at our cottage anymore. 502 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,947 You said our cottage. 503 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,166 [Billie] I'm sorry I pimped you out to the Barbie brigade 504 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,876 so I didn't have to thunderbox. 505 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:34,295 No, it's cool. The normal one 506 00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:35,671 hid me until you finished your business. 507 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,089 Oh yeah. Olive's cool, huh? 508 00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:41,010 [birds chirping] 509 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:44,346 Hey, what's the rush? 510 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,599 Oh, well, Ivy already thinks I can't cut it. 511 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:50,770 And that was the longest break in the history of breaks, so. 512 00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:53,022 Okay. Don't sweat it. 513 00:21:53,022 --> 00:21:54,982 Me and Ivy, we go way back. 514 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,693 I could put in a good word. 515 00:21:58,778 --> 00:22:02,907 Wow. I mean, that would be, like, super cool of you. 516 00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,455 So when you say you go way back, do you mean like... 517 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,666 - this? - No, gross. 518 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,376 Uh, Ivy's my sister. 519 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,339 - Is that weird? - Nope. No. Not weird. 520 00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:19,673 Not weird at all. 521 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,008 Okay. 522 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,470 We should go. [chuckles] 523 00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:25,763 Oh, my God. 524 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:30,226 [Maisy] I need one more drink. 525 00:22:30,226 --> 00:22:32,228 - One more drink. - [Justin] No, no. 526 00:22:32,228 --> 00:22:34,313 You need a egg and cheese. And you need a stomach pump. 527 00:22:34,313 --> 00:22:36,273 - Watch your step. - Ugh! Just put DUI 528 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:37,817 to bed with a bucket 529 00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:39,527 and she won't remember anything in the morning. 530 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,780 I totally broke that kid's nose in Spike Ball. 531 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,657 Oh, my God. 532 00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:46,367 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 533 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,202 - Not for you, boo. - What? 534 00:22:48,202 --> 00:22:51,205 Fine. Fine. It's fine. I'll stop co-sleeping with you and Victor. 535 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,332 I can... I can stay. 536 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:56,043 I can only handle one wildfire at the cottage 537 00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,878 and after what Opal saw today, 538 00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:01,423 I don't think he's gonna let me stay here. 539 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:05,553 Somewhere on this phone is proof that I'm an innocent man. 540 00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:07,805 That you would all be bar-b-que flambé 541 00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,598 if I hadn't run for the hills. Stop! 542 00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:10,975 I'm a hero. 543 00:23:10,975 --> 00:23:13,310 And you're gonna feel so bad if you kick me out 544 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,104 when I'm the only reason that you're alive. 545 00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,439 Sweet dreams, Justine. 546 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:20,985 Wait. No. Come back. Don't... 547 00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:23,112 I don't have any place else to go. 548 00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:24,405 Come on. 549 00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:27,408 I'm an inside cat. 550 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:30,244 [water flowing, birds chirping] 551 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:40,546 [Keri] Best wedding ever! [laughs] 552 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:43,924 Come, come. Hey! 553 00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,009 [Justin] Riley? 554 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:48,762 What? 555 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,723 Hey! 556 00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,935 Hey! 557 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:56,729 [Justin] Why? 558 00:23:56,729 --> 00:23:58,606 [Covex MOONZz: "Younger"] 559 00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:01,108 ♪ Yeah we were younger then and I can't pretend ♪ 560 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:05,196 ♪ That I don't miss how it all just felt brand new ♪ 561 00:24:05,196 --> 00:24:07,656 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 562 00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:09,825 ♪ Younger, younger ♪ 563 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,453 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 564 00:24:12,453 --> 00:24:14,163 ♪ Younger, younger ♪ 565 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:16,665 ♪ It felt brand new ♪ 566 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,667 ♪ Younger, younger ♪ 567 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,711 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 568 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:25,341 ♪ I feel younger with you ♪ 569 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,401 ♪ I don't know how we got so far from ♪ 570 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,487 ♪ All the ways that it once was ♪ 571 00:24:46,487 --> 00:24:48,614 ♪ But I love when you say that it feels good ♪ 572 00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:50,824 ♪ To come back here, because it does ♪ 573 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,661 ♪ Looking at you through that rear view ♪ 574 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:55,579 ♪ It's been so long ♪