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好讚,太讚了!

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–梅西,妳還好嗎?
–我寫完趕走媽媽清單了

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她想在這裡度過人生最後一個夏季

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去他的,我要讓她做
她最厭煩的小屋工作

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妳的計畫就是要讓她厭煩嗎?

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這樣她就非得說出得了什麼病

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不然就是會跳上飛機去馬德里

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我從船屋的年度大會下手

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爸爸以前常逼我們去
每次媽媽都很受不了

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戴瑞克逼妳參加年度大會?

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船屋會長不是想當就能當的
需要長久的準備

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我被人陷害,我的煙火應該在這裡
但是不見了

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煙火害船屋失火

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燃燒的原理本來就是那樣

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今天別給我上科學課

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煙火不見,是因為有人拿去縱火

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我明明把煙火安全放到船屋外了

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看到沒?盒子是打開的
完全沒有被燒焦

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縱火的人就在我們當中

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誰會想燒船屋?

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梅西,相信受害人

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這句話不是這樣用的

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拜託,我需要你們幫忙

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揭露縱火人身分,挽回我的清白名聲
跟我愛的男人破鏡重圓

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賈斯丁,去睡啦!

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好,但我要跟你一起躺!

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梅西才可以一起躺

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就不能送他去馬德里嗎?

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他們不會讓他回去的

30
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海鮮飯裡面有摻酒

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湖畔親情

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嗨

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雷利

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我們兩個人要好好談談

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我要告訴你

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我沒有燒掉船屋,我是被人陷害的

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有人設下圈套

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老天,我這樣說好爛

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太爛了,他哪會相信

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原諒我好嗎?

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我爸要打電話來
我跟他說你跟雷利和好了

42
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還有我跟你住
整個暑假要帶大自然旅遊團

43
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要是我媽知道我放棄實習
一定會爆炸

44
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所以你快點跟雷利復合
不然我爸媽永遠不會原諒我

45
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妳根本是雪上加霜

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做自己,但完全不要聽從直覺

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好,我得走了,愛你,再見

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天啊,我每天都覺得她越來越像我

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我滿懷善意前來

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可能會被你砍成碎片

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看到沒?

52
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結婚大叛逃

53
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感謝你,現在我成了網路笑柄

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對不起

55
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對不起

56
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不該讓你承受這種事

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病人感覺怎麼樣?

58
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別抱太大希望
要我踏進棺材還有好一陣子

59
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這裡全是妳喜歡的

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熱可可、奇亞籽布丁
香菇茶和三三咖啡

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沒有砒霜?

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我想等到午餐再上

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不!

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不

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我不想浪費更多時間
為過去的事生氣

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寶貝,聽妳這樣說真好

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所以我列了一張清單

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那當然了,妳果真是處女座的

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上面是我們最喜歡在小屋
一起做的每一件事

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要趁妳還沒...

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在麻藥和1983年的法國香檳中

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走進那道光嗎?

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船屋的年度大會在潔恩家舉辦
在那裡開始最棒了

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我們要想想船屋的事該怎麼處理

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我記得

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搭飛機去新加坡都沒那麼久

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應該只要四到六小時吧

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民主不能用時間計量

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那邊會有調酒嗎?

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馬上來

81
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妳找到我了,我正打算叫搜索救援隊

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我這次有自備服裝

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穿得好可愛喔

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昆蟲會很喜歡

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應該不會,因為這次我有全副裝備

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桑伯格,厲害喔

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有沒有更衣室讓我換衣服?

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有別的地方嗎?

89
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鄉土風名牌衣?

90
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艾薇好眼光

91
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樹叢裡沒什麼隱私
希望妳可以接受

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當然,完全沒問題

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好,體毛非常多

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多到不行,雖然體毛多不是問題

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我們這裡接受各種類型的身體

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接受度高到破表

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拜託!卡斯蒂傑克,把紗籠喬好啦!

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抱歉

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好

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妳覺得怎樣?

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我覺得...

102
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女童軍沒有教妳這些喔

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好了,一起挖洞種樹吧

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好

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這應該是你第一次這麼久不說話吧

106
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比莉叫我一切反直覺去做,所以...

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你快憋死了嗎?

108
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簡直難受極了

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你確定可以接受她整個夏天跟你住?

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其實有她陪還滿不錯的

111
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我們昨天一起去買她的裝備

112
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你們一起去買東西,沒找我?

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只有靴子和防蟲用品

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是可愛的靴子和防蟲用品?

115
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幹嘛苦著臉?

116
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比莉留下了,那是你想要的

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對,她是跟你住

118
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我是想要她跟我住

119
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那是你自己不好

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雷利,我...

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我不知道我當時為何逃婚

122
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但我知道船屋被燒毀不是因為我

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我認為有人偷了我的煙火
故意去放火

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但我找不到證據

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我在想

126
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你用拍路殺調查影集的聰明頭腦
加上我的美艷外貌

127
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或許我們可以查個水落石出

128
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天啊,你真該把人生
拍成有線電視影集

129
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真詭異,我才剛跟比莉那樣說呢

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原來你不是稱讚我

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他高中時搞大別人的肚子
把孩子送養

132
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自己出櫃,被人唾棄

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搬到地球另一邊

134
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–跟漢斯沃交往
–是科夫斯港的那個!

135
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離婚後回老家,打敗邪惡繼姐

136
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跟孩子和好如初

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紅脖子雷利永遠不夠格
參加《賈斯丁秀》

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才不是

139
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不過聽來節目會暴紅

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我試過了你的方法

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興之所至的求婚

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衝動婚禮

143
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被人當成笑柄

144
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可能是我應得的報應吧

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雷利,才不是

146
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雷利!

147
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雷利,你的...

148
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好

149
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好

150
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不錯...

151
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天啊

152
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康普妹

153
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怎麼樣?

154
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很好,謝謝

155
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謝謝你幫我跟艾薇說明

156
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別客氣,我很樂意

157
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渴嗎?

158
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什麼?不渴

159
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對,很渴

160
00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:05,422
要不要種樹高手給點建議?

161
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什麼?

162
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種很多樹的人就叫種樹高手

163
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如果做不到,就是...

164
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–種樹低手,我懂
–對,沒關係

165
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我剛來時也不會種樹

166
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–你來過幾個暑假?
–兩次了

167
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我在高中最後一年得到第一份工作

168
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我來教妳怎麼種

169
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首先...

170
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用鏟子

171
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把土挖出來

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讓樹苗

173
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跟樹根成一直線

174
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然後讓樹幹牢固

175
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底部埋好

176
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埋進洞裡

177
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完美植樹

178
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感謝大樹

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船屋

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老天,年度大會弄成這樣真誇張

181
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在沒找到救生員以前
年度大會暫停了

182
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我四個女兒不肯去裸體海灘打工
所以由潔恩代為出馬

183
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你有沒有看到四胞胎?因為我想...

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不行!

185
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火燒船屋郎!

186
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聽我說

187
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這是潔恩第一次當會長

188
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一定要馬到成功

189
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所以我不能去餐廳、點心吧
或租器材處幫忙,外加幫你滅火

190
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韋恩,不是我放的火,停!
是有人縱火...

191
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你快走,抱歉

192
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好棒啊

193
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戴瑞克不當會長之後
年度大會真的不一樣了

194
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一定會很好玩

195
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我們不能在狂歡派對上
討論船屋重銷案

196
00:11:09,879 --> 00:11:11,131
感謝老天

197
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討論無聊的工作話題
讓病人都覺得無聊

198
00:11:13,425 --> 00:11:15,135
年度大會上不喝酒

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是梅西的規定

200
00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:18,596
尤莉卡就是那樣得到裸體海灘的

201
00:11:22,308 --> 00:11:23,810
改朝換代是不容易

202
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,520
瑪麗安東妮被砍頭

203
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但若要她寄出電郵提醒
她肯定會發瘋

204
00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:30,900
母親,換成妳一定會做得很棒

205
00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:40,577
你們兩個小心游,別逼我去救人

206
00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,912
海灘上拿玻璃杯要小心

207
00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,789
屁股上要多擦防曬

208
00:11:45,957 --> 00:11:48,585
潔恩,這樣要怎麼開年度大會?

209
00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:50,003
趕快控制一下!

210
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:51,337
是說由妳來控制吧?

211
00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:54,507
我早說過我會讓湖畔恢復玩樂氣氛

212
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,301
玩樂,這是梅西

213
00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:58,595
梅西,這是玩樂

214
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我會玩樂

215
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玩樂是我他媽的發明的

216
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:04,642
船屋是家人團聚的地方
不是給可悲的花花公子

217
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:06,269
抱歉,潔恩

218
00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:07,562
我女兒很古板

219
00:12:07,562 --> 00:12:09,647
因為她的月亮星座是摩羯吧?
來杯尼格羅尼?

220
00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:10,565
不行

221
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:13,902
我過世的先生照顧梅西時

222
00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:15,904
讓梅西承傳到他最無聊的特質了

223
00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:17,822
天啊,妳說得真對

224
00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:20,533
戴瑞克一緊張就像怪物一樣發飆
記得嗎?

225
00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:22,994
–才沒有,老爸...
–跟妳做的小麵包一樣僵化

226
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:26,289
我做的小麵包登上過
《加拿大家居》雜誌,還兩次!

227
00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:27,415
我有一本

228
00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:31,628
我覺得妳的船屋
比原本那樣進步太多了

229
00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:34,964
雖然糾察隊持反對意見

230
00:12:36,925 --> 00:12:37,926
我不該喝酒

231
00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:41,763
嗨

232
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:44,682
哈囉

233
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:45,892
–幹嘛?
–你跟蹤?

234
00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:47,810
妳們為何不回我訊息?

235
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,937
你通過認證了嗎?

236
00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:52,607
我要假裝妳們那樣說沒傷到我
再說有沒有妳們認證根本沒差

237
00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:58,530
我需要妳們在我婚禮上
拍到的全部照片或影片

238
00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:00,073
縱火男,早就上傳了

239
00:13:00,073 --> 00:13:02,158
有還沒上傳的嗎?

240
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,868
或是已經刪除的?

241
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:05,286
那些都已經上了照片天堂了

242
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:08,081
–凱莉,那叫雲端
–雲就在天上啊

243
00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:09,666
妳們有什麼我全要

244
00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:12,168
只要能幫我跟雷利重修舊好都行

245
00:13:12,168 --> 00:13:14,462
妳們也想見到我們復合吧?

246
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:16,422
不想,我們想看他的交友帳戶

247
00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:19,259
可能會很性感,不行!
妳們當我盟友好嗎?

248
00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:21,511
你可以阻止媽媽的豪華排場嗎?

249
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:23,721
–或是把我們送去圖盧姆?
–對

250
00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:26,266
要是我可以把那裡搬來呢?

251
00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:27,892
幫妳們找幾個大學男生

252
00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:28,977
什麼?

253
00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,353
妳們別走開

254
00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:36,442
他打算去哪裡找?

255
00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:39,445
這叫雷箱

256
00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:41,322
可攜式馬桶

257
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,991
挖個洞,在上面方便

258
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:44,784
排泄

259
00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,744
我應該可以忍

260
00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:48,580
妳剛才喝光了四大桶水

261
00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,456
對,但是沒關係,我會忍

262
00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:52,542
天啊,不好意思

263
00:13:53,251 --> 00:13:54,377
唉呀

264
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,423
對不起,你們在排隊嗎?

265
00:13:58,423 --> 00:13:59,757
好

266
00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:02,927
他馬上就會結束

267
00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:04,262
太好了

268
00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:10,310
有借有還,再借不難,比莉巴恩斯

269
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:13,688
我幫妳騙了妳爸媽
如果妳想把事情做對

270
00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:16,524
就拍幾位帥到可以做成年曆的植樹男
傳到潔恩的手機

271
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:19,319
千萬不要體味重的男生
也不要有髒辮的白人男生

272
00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,403
快拉

273
00:14:21,154 --> 00:14:22,572
我半小時後到

274
00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:23,656
我...

275
00:14:24,991 --> 00:14:26,784
我還真行

276
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:29,203
–賈斯丁,我知道你還在
–糟糕

277
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,001
一切快要不行了

278
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:35,960
沒錯!

279
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,379
年度大會本該讓我媽厭煩的

280
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,797
怎麼會這樣?

281
00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:42,675
三屆冠軍
結果我卻在幫韋恩打果汁?

282
00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:44,552
媽媽跟潔恩相處很融洽

283
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,346
–潔恩是挺好玩的
–好玩?

284
00:14:46,346 --> 00:14:48,222
她喝醉的時候

285
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,807
–我才好玩吧!
–我知道!

286
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:53,144
妳媽喜歡有聽眾
潔恩很會當配角

287
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,312
我做過一次!

288
00:14:56,856 --> 00:14:59,442
如果沒辦法讓她厭煩到要離開

289
00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:03,196
我們就偷走她最想要的東西
逼她打包走人

290
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:05,156
–歐寶兒的腎臟嗎?
–眾人矚目焦點!

291
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:08,993
我只能向一個人求助了

292
00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:10,662
瘋子梅

293
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,456
那賤人最好抓緊點
因為樂趣就要來了

294
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:16,209
要是歐寶兒看到呢?他看到的話...

295
00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:19,545
跟他說媽咪愛他,立刻把他帶走

296
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:22,006
讓狂野的我出馬吧!

297
00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:27,345
妳們可以回訊息嗎?

298
00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:29,263
為什麼腳踏箱會說話?

299
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,432
別走!老爸還在找你

300
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,600
好啦

301
00:15:33,142 --> 00:15:34,310
可是比莉傳照片來了

302
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,813
她幫妳們每個人都找了一位DJ

303
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,653
–我要那個
–我要那個

304
00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:46,072
說好的約要遵守,把影片給我

305
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:47,573
好

306
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:49,826
我們走

307
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:51,285
好耶

308
00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:58,835
奧莉薇,比莉幫妳找了一個男生

309
00:15:58,835 --> 00:16:00,336
我是智性戀

310
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:02,046
寶貝,大家都是

311
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:04,757
除非對方愛講黑膠唱片或傅柯

312
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:10,930
她越來越聰明了

313
00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:12,724
你們要穿救生衣

314
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:15,601
怎麼這樣!你可以去地下室啊!

315
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:16,686
尤莉卡!

316
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:17,729
怎樣?

317
00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:19,689
請為小孩著想

318
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,149
那樣不是很詭異嗎?

319
00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:23,901
裸體海灘是在韋恩那一半

320
00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:26,863
–嘿
–幹嘛?

321
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:32,535
我知道妳叫我待在
船屋屬於我的那一邊

322
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,371
但我們沒有零嘴、啤酒、丙烷...

323
00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:37,039
也沒有杯墊了

324
00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:40,418
茶几上的水痕是去不掉的

325
00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:42,420
大家說可以,但其實不行

326
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,588
別慌

327
00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:47,759
我好像在哪裡聽到賈斯丁的聲音

328
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,346
情況好慘

329
00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:54,557
我當會長的第一天

330
00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:58,144
好

331
00:16:58,144 --> 00:17:00,354
我派維克特去買杯墊

332
00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:03,566
歐寶兒在廚房盡量幫忙了

333
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:06,152
女兒們會去找賈斯丁,好嗎?

334
00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:07,945
潔恩,我們會想辦法的

335
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:10,406
一定會是最棒的船屋

336
00:17:15,161 --> 00:17:16,496
讚啦

337
00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:18,623
派對登場了,各位!

338
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,583
好耶

339
00:17:25,129 --> 00:17:26,214
是...

340
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:27,298
瘋子梅

341
00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:29,884
我們得走了

342
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,844
可是我最好只能做到這樣了

343
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:35,223
俄耳甫斯協議
就像我們練習的那樣,第一條規則?

344
00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:37,850
無論怎樣,都不要看瘋子梅?

345
00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:40,812
{\an8}瘋子梅,讚啦

346
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,355
{\an8}留下最後一杯

347
00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:47,109
天啊

348
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,699
爸,我好怕

349
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,169
她失控了

350
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,587
這不是年度大會嗎?

351
00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:12,635
來啊,老頭!我灌啤酒當早餐

352
00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:18,516
你們兩個走開

353
00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:20,268
–賈斯丁!
–慘了

354
00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:21,978
給我回來,勒弗爵伊!

355
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,438
那我就不客氣了

356
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,441
我的遮眼布掉了!

357
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,985
我放你下來

358
00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:30,194
別看!

359
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:36,993
天啊!

360
00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:38,202
天啊...

361
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,537
我衝過來了

362
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,253
想來一點嗎,小朋友?

363
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,796
–媽咪!
–走吧

364
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:51,465
小屋就要這樣玩啦!

365
00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:53,968
她不是跟我一起來的

366
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,762
快喝

367
00:18:56,762 --> 00:18:58,598
快點,緊急事件!

368
00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:01,517
天啊

369
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:02,560
感謝老天!

370
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:04,687
韋恩還在外面嗎?

371
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:07,440
沒有,他走了,客廳發生杯墊事故

372
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,401
我雖然很喜歡廁所趴,但我還是...

373
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,028
等等!拜託你留下!

374
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:14,989
雷利給妳吃了什麼?

375
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:16,741
我憋了一整天

376
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:20,369
植樹員都在木箱上排泄
什麼都攤在大家眼前

377
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:22,955
賈斯丁,有個男的還排便不順

378
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:23,956
那聲音...

379
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,374
脖子上還露出青筋?

380
00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,709
寶貝,沒關係

381
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,753
–結束了
–你不懂!

382
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:31,797
我必須學會,否則就撐不到暑假結束

383
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,007
也不會有告別單身派對

384
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,427
我就待在浴簾後面

385
00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:38,220
千萬別看!

386
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,222
也別聽!

387
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:41,766
也別呼吸

388
00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:43,476
好

389
00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:45,895
把水龍頭打開

390
00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:47,313
已經打開了

391
00:19:47,313 --> 00:19:48,356
天啊!

392
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:51,943
比莉,加油,妳可以的

393
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,695
天啊!真是的!

394
00:19:57,073 --> 00:19:59,283
妳可以在生父面前上廁所

395
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,708
船屋關閉了!

396
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:09,585
派對結束!

397
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,796
–喝光!
–滾開我家!

398
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:14,882
喝光!

399
00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,759
梅西,妳也是

400
00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:19,220
妳不能把我踢出船屋

401
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,681
船屋是我創造的,我就是船屋

402
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,476
所以我才把
所有寄給她的邀請函都藏起來

403
00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:26,852
她沒辦法承受糖類

404
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,813
在日出以前我可以

405
00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:30,189
妳會吐!

406
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,983
吐出來才有空間裝下一輪酒

407
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:34,610
好了,醉鬼,回家時間到

408
00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:35,820
維克特在哪?

409
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,989
他溜了,超沒用的

410
00:20:38,489 --> 00:20:39,991
賈斯丁可以帶她回家

411
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,535
賈斯丁,你尿在褲子上了嗎?

412
00:20:42,535 --> 00:20:43,494
沒有!

413
00:20:43,494 --> 00:20:46,330
幸虧有我,比莉就不會尿褲子

414
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,832
慢著,這樣說也太怪了

415
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,959
她在大庭廣眾之下無法上小號

416
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,794
這樣解釋沒有比較好

417
00:20:51,794 --> 00:20:53,462
把你姊帶回家吧

418
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,423
–她不是我姊
–我不是他姊

419
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:57,842
好,走吧

420
00:20:57,842 --> 00:20:59,135
不,還沒結束

421
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,430
等我媽蹺辮子,我就會回委員會

422
00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:04,849
我的年度大會
肯定會超越妳的年度大會!

423
00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:06,142
冷靜點,大哥

424
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,276
我們再也不能在我們的小屋
辦船屋活動了

425
00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:19,530
妳剛才說“我們的小屋”

426
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:30,082
抱歉我把你推銷給芭比四人組

427
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,001
只為了逃避用雷箱

428
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:35,880
沒關係,正常的那個姊妹把我藏起來
直到妳上完廁所

429
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,465
奧莉薇很酷,對吧?

430
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:41,802
嘿

431
00:21:43,179 --> 00:21:44,138
急什麼?

432
00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:46,599
艾薇已經覺得我不行了

433
00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:50,311
我的休息時間也久到不行,所以...

434
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,313
好,別擔心

435
00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:54,982
我和艾薇很有交情

436
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,941
我可以...

437
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:57,777
幫妳說情

438
00:21:58,861 --> 00:21:59,737
那...

439
00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:02,907
你那樣的話真的很酷

440
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:09,288
你剛才說“很有交情”,意思是...

441
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,625
–這種交情嗎?
–不是啦,噁心

442
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,085
艾薇是我姊

443
00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:16,629
那樣很怪嗎?

444
00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:17,922
不會怪

445
00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:19,632
完全不會

446
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:20,841
好

447
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,677
我們該走了

448
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,934
我還要再喝一杯

449
00:22:29,934 --> 00:22:31,393
再喝一杯

450
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,188
妳需要吃蛋和起司,還需要洗胃

451
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:35,231
小心腳下

452
00:22:35,231 --> 00:22:39,360
把醉鬼丟上床,旁邊放個嘔吐桶
她早上什麼都不會記得

453
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,653
我完全...

454
00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:43,322
用一記殺球打斷了那孩子的鼻梁

455
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:44,865
天啊!

456
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:46,742
你不行,走開

457
00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:47,660
什麼?

458
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:51,163
好啦,我不會再跟
妳和維克特擠一個床

459
00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:52,248
我可以留下來

460
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:56,127
我在小屋一次只能應付一場野火

461
00:22:56,127 --> 00:22:58,129
在歐寶兒看到今天的事件之後...

462
00:22:58,129 --> 00:23:01,382
我覺得他也不會讓我留下

463
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:05,553
這支手機裡面有證據
證明我是無辜的

464
00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:09,056
要是我沒跑上山
妳早就燒成灰燼了

465
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,599
停!我是英雄

466
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:13,018
要是妳知道我是妳的救星還趕我走

467
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,104
妳會愧疚的

468
00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:17,189
賈斯丁,祝你有個好夢

469
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,860
慢著,回來!別...

470
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,070
我沒地方可去

471
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,071
別這樣

472
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,283
我是溫室花朵啊

473
00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,252
史上最棒的婚禮

474
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,382
過來...

475
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:44,466
雷利?

476
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:48,387
什麼?

477
00:23:55,019 --> 00:23:56,020
為什麼?

478
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,041
字幕翻譯: 韓宜辰

479
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,126
創意監督
張世幸