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史上最棒的婚禮

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冰人,在機艙醒來的感覺怎樣?

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韋恩,這不是你以為的澡堂憧憬

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但謝謝你讓我在這過夜

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我再也沒辦法在雨中露營了

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米奇拉達?

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我們是怎麼淪落到這地步的?

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你無家可歸又無依無靠

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我是男機號的流氓機長
懷想著已逝的愛

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韋恩

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有沒有什麼問題
是你不敢問潔恩的?

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我什麼問題都不敢問潔恩

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任何會引出答案的問題都一樣
所有答案都可能很可怕

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–我不是那個意思,但...
–我發現了一本超讚的人生指南

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–海上飛機使用手冊
–兄弟,那是使用說明書

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答對了,兄弟,沒錯

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戀情就像開飛機

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我發現這整段婚姻中
我都處於自動駕駛

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如果我想挽回,就必須取得控制權

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等待潔恩給的訊號

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要是潔恩做了壞事呢?
我是指非常壞的事,韋恩

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像犯罪那麼壞

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重點是你怎麼看吧?

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比方說

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大家都以為番茄汁加啤酒是壞主意

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墨西哥人卻不這樣想

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幸虧有他們
現在我們得以享受美味的早餐飲料

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對,沒錯

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–或是水上腳踏車
–錯,那不是好點子

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潔恩就是水上飛輪能健身的證明
絕對是好主意

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她超健壯

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對,我早上也看到她的腳踏車了

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她要累積時數才能達到第二級...

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她今天開免費課程
整個湖區的人都受邀了

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要是我能幫潔恩升級
那一定能挽救我們的婚姻

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嘿

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九成的墜機事件都肇因於溝通不良

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你要聽副駕駛的話

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天啊,韋恩,你的建議還真不錯

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我只要聽聽雷利那邊的說法

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我去幫你弄早餐

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我的手套箱裡還有雞蛋三明治

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已經發黴了

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湖畔親情

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等等,我就不會過去,艾薇超生氣

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妳種的是山茱萸而不是雲杉

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要怎麼分辨?

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要看樹皮

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你的雙關語不太好笑
你應該拓展詞源

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我和幾個朋友可不可以去妳家

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借用妳的洗衣機?

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–你們不是都在湖裡洗嗎?
–妳當我們是穴居人嗎?

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鎮上只有一台投幣洗衣機
而且還很爛

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得花一整天等機器洗好

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我只有一台洗衣機,烘衣服要老半天

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好,我們可以打發時間
帶啤酒和零嘴去

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卡斯蒂傑克有投影機
我們可以辦洗衣派對

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我很樂意,可惜那不是我的小屋

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如果只有你應該沒關係
但別人也來的話...

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沒關係,我也可以去鎮上洗

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–對不起
–別擔心

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–營火旁再見囉?
–當然

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酷

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酷

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是在這裡領支票嗎?

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酷,我終於有種漸入軌道的感覺...

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就這樣?這算什麼?

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我昨天肯定種了四百棵樹吧

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平均是超過一千棵

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每棵樹25美分,扣掉露營開銷

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和交通費,就剩下這樣了

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天啊,我面試時問錯問題了

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我每週都得把這些數字傳給計費員

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妳沒有達到預定額,所以...

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妳要解雇我?

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那個實習機會還有嗎?

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現在又怎麼了?

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我叫我媽為會議做下酒菜

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我有其他事情要處理

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我調了精力湯
今天想去水上飛輪讓大家試喝

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可能是我的第二次職涯轉機

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我這週都不喝綠色果昔
米格爾叫我單吃水果和穀類

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不過我知道誰可以幫你試喝和推銷

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但那些人也想得出好名字嗎?
比如“林斯特林”

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–“維克特E”
–可惡,妳的比較好聽

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慢著,“從溜冰場到高爾夫球場
感受維克特E朝氣昂揚”!

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你還跟莫賀比運動實驗室的
亞力克一起打高爾夫嗎?

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不常打

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那個小沙鼠人連80桿都還沒打到

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去安排打球
我需要他幫我媽的採樣進行化驗

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妳認為蜜西在嗑藥?

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如果能化驗,就能查出她是否有病

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我的趕走媽媽清單失敗了

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我需要資料來證明她裝病

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對,但妳有什麼妙點子
弄到唾液、血液和尿液的DNA?

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已經弄到兩個了,還差一個

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你別多問比較好

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船屋的地我已經找到幾個積極的買主

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那是一流的湖濱啊

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–所以會廝殺得很難看
–我喜歡廝殺

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我們只能拿銷售得到的錢來重建

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我們得想出新場景,弄得更溫馨

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妳是指變小吧

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不然還有什麼選擇?

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我不能一直在自家木屋辦船屋活動

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妳們也沒一個肯出力

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何必重建?
讓船屋會員平分那筆錢多好?

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想想有那麼多現金可以幹嘛
買新的船、蓋新的碼頭

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買一衣櫥的新衣

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我贊成

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我們需要船屋來設立公平規則
保護湖區

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誰能保護我們
不受狐狸精莫琳的開襟衫荼毒?

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我贊成拿了錢就跑

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沒達到法定人數,多談無益

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雷利會去水上飛輪
所以我去他那邊拉票

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我就當成妳們也都會去囉?

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會議結束

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好

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水上飛輪時見

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有人需要告訴尤莉卡
吸血後不能穿無肩洋裝啦

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那不是吸血,是濕拔罐

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不要告訴我那是什麼

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有助於血液循環
可改善發炎和排毒

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先刺破皮膚再開始拔罐

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真空吸力會把血吸上來

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我們以前每週二龍舌蘭日
比賽前經常那樣

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那就是我的妙點子了

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糟糕

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天啊,不要

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糟糕

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不行,我絕對不要再進去

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感謝老天

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賈斯丁

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我還以為是雷利

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天啊,你不是又來聞他的衣服吧?

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那件事我只幹過一次好嗎?
愛嫌人家怪癖

137
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放下來,過來,我有東西給妳看

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四胞胎在船屋煙火開始前
拍下了這段影片

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嘿

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妳看

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是雷利的格子襯衫

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你認為雷利放火燒毀船屋?

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很明顯就是這件襯衫

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賈斯丁,只是一件襯衫
證據這麼明顯時

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通常都不會是那個人
霍雷肖凱恩什麼都沒教你嗎?

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我是瑪莉絲卡哈吉塔那一派的

147
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但我們從沒談過犯罪節目

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兩派都會在抓人之前
先排除其他嫌犯

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天啊,感覺那樣超麻煩的

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賈斯丁,你必須百分百肯定是雷利

151
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才能夠指責他,否則你們永遠沒戲唱

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我們也可以打包走人

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這樣可能最好

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慢著,瑪波小姐

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現在是誰在找動機了?

156
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我好像要被解雇了

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妳在窮緊張
我沒見過像妳這麼認真工作的

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對,我一週每天工作十小時
賺的錢不到兩百塊

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妳果真沒有問對問題

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我為了小鮮肉毀了人生

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第二次了

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這是毀掉人生的好理由

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何況這是有解藥的
跟妳的老闆交朋友

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我在好幾個不稱職的崗位上待過

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全是因為那裡有我就好玩

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–你跟老闆上床嗎?
–沒有,有

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只有一次啦,愛嫌人家癖好

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{\an8}慢著,這點子其實挺不錯的

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{\an8}來我家開洗衣派對
帶朋友和艾薇一起來

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{\an8}–謝了,賈斯丁
–好,不客氣

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慢著,妳不會去跟老闆上床吧?

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我有個驚喜

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–寶貝,我不能...
–我預訂了Spa日

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我知道妳喜歡控管整體痛苦

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或用毒品

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所以我幫我們預約了按摩
一小時後對方會過來

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我鬆了口氣
妳這整週迫切地要我注意妳

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我甚至都開始看去里斯本的飛機
想多點獨處的時間呢

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妳要是消極一點,就更容易討人喜歡

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按摩

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–嘿
–大家好嗎?

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你在這裡做什麼?

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韋恩,你不能阻止我
我喜歡水上運動

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莫琳也是,今天的水流好急

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還有,我真的需要重新鍛鍊肺活量

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畢竟我在婚禮上吸入了太多煙

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你明明在火災前就跑掉了

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對,但濃煙四處都是

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平白無辜被指控
還要維持纖細的腰身讓我壓力山大

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但回來做運動感覺好好

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你們的肺怎樣?你吸入了多少煙?

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當時的你距離火災多遠?

193
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我當時想隔開歐寶兒

194
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那孩子身上滿是髮膠和布料膠
一著火可不得了

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–對,有道理
–是啊

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我當時在躲克萊兒

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我單身後就成了小鮮肉

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克萊兒肯定想偷吃

199
00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:44,062
–好
–我跟她說不行

200
00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:47,565
我只跟我老婆發生毫無意義的性交

201
00:10:47,565 --> 00:10:50,735
但我不怪她,她簡直有山貓的費洛蒙

202
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,988
好了,各位健身人士
五分鐘後開始水上飛輪

203
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:56,449
–賈斯丁?
–我知道我沒有受邀,潔恩

204
00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:59,369
不,沒關係,梅西和蜜西臨陣缺席

205
00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:03,039
而且我需要學生才能計入時數
你離雷利遠點就好

206
00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:04,457
–好
–開始之前

207
00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:06,501
我要請大家試喝新的運動飲料

208
00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:09,587
純天然不含麩質且富含電解質

209
00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:12,298
試喝看看,再誠實告訴我感想

210
00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:14,843
我喜歡,是大麻籽嗎?

211
00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,678
用海草就有幫助

212
00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:19,722
誰不需要朋友的幫助,我說得對嗎?

213
00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:21,724
對

214
00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:25,228
老天

215
00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:29,649
好,軟腳蝦,開始騎車!

216
00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:31,901
–好
–來

217
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,236
潔恩,開始

218
00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,534
–嘿
–比莉

219
00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:46,958
糟糕

220
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:48,543
好...

221
00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:52,297
我說幾個朋友,不是全營區的人

222
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,090
我早說過這樣人太多了

223
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:58,094
我的洗衣群組把話傳出去了
我可以叫他們走

224
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:02,599
算了,沒關係

225
00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:05,310
妳不需要答應,沒有洗衣派對這種事

226
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,520
那就來創造新傳統好了

227
00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:08,855
好

228
00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:10,899
好耶

229
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,151
開始洗衣囉,廢柴

230
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:16,988
我們都這樣互稱對方

231
00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,948
好,酷

232
00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,493
要不要來點洋芋片
妳這下流的廢柴?

233
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:24,412
只說“廢柴”就好

234
00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:26,748
好

235
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,586
尤莉卡正在草坪上搭圓帳

236
00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,254
她在瑞典有自我證明執照

237
00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:34,714
尤莉卡就是我們的按摩師嗎?

238
00:12:34,714 --> 00:12:37,634
不止按摩,還有濕拔罐

239
00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:40,553
是糖罐啦
她幫助維克特度過緊張的哺乳期

240
00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:43,765
誰準備好出汗了呢?

241
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:46,100
不對,我們預訂的是濕拔罐組

242
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:49,437
先桑拿,讓身體放鬆
讓血液升到皮膚表面

243
00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:52,440
親愛的,桑拿聽起來很讚啊

244
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:54,609
梅西,妳也該過來

245
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:55,777
對

246
00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:58,613
可以減輕體內的水分

247
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:00,198
她吃的東西都太鹹了

248
00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:03,535
開始吧

249
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:07,914
我認為是叫遺傳

250
00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:19,133
–嘿
–說到紀錄...

251
00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:23,930
我沒見過這樣的妳

252
00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:25,932
反正我明天又不必工作

253
00:13:26,558 --> 00:13:28,977
其實這要看艾薇

254
00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:31,646
什麼?妳要解雇她?

255
00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:32,814
由不得我

256
00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:36,359
沒關係啦,就算我被踢出去了
我也不會懷恨

257
00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,403
洗衣派對上就別提這件事了

258
00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:43,408
來杯飲料怎樣?

259
00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:45,535
反正妳現在沒在上班

260
00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:48,955
謝啦,廢柴

261
00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:03,011
歡迎參加第一次水上飛輪課

262
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:06,055
我叫潔恩,準備帶來痛苦

263
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,517
特別感謝雷利留下來

264
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:12,562
儘管有某人在拖他後腿

265
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:13,688
好了

266
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:15,481
好

267
00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:17,442
開始吧

268
00:14:17,692 --> 00:14:20,320
你調到一嗎?我要你調到二!

269
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,780
你們是小魚

270
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,990
現在調到三!

271
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:27,160
蝌蚪!

272
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,621
這位小姐

273
00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:33,249
聽說妳在婚禮上很哈韋恩

274
00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:37,795
是啊,我也想來一塊克朗代克冰棒
現在他名草無主了

275
00:14:37,962 --> 00:14:40,048
但那隻性愛雄鷹拒絕了我

276
00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:40,965
調到四!

277
00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:45,011
垂蛋,你呢?
船屋燒毀的時候你在哪裡?

278
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,472
我有個更好的問題

279
00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:50,141
腳踏車為什麼要在水裡?

280
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:53,770
如果你認為有人燒毀船屋

281
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:55,355
我打賭是莫琳

282
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:58,775
天啊,克萊兒
她跟妳爸在一起都20年了

283
00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:01,402
她為了得到想要的東西
會不擇手段

284
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,613
搖擺屁股,蝌蚪!

285
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:08,159
我是來為你們的腰圍把關的!

286
00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,286
潔恩...

287
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:16,125
感覺不太好

288
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:19,212
潔恩,加油!好厲害,甜心

289
00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:21,130
加油,牛蛙!

290
00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:23,883
我馬上回來

291
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,388
我去看看她需不需要幫忙

292
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,059
我覺得她踩夠了

293
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,063
妳一定會喜歡拔罐的

294
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,857
維克特說會讓人覺得煥然一新

295
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:43,611
要是委員會肯把賣船屋的錢分給我

296
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,113
我就會覺得自己更有錢

297
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:48,241
我不懂湖區的人
對那裡到底有什麼執念

298
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:51,869
船屋遵守著瑞典米德廳的古老傳統

299
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:55,373
能讓村民分享鄰居八卦

300
00:15:55,373 --> 00:15:57,041
同時喝未經高溫消毒的啤酒

301
00:15:57,041 --> 00:16:01,629
也提供家族活動、安親和年老照護

302
00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:06,175
老實說今年夏天的湖區
少了船屋的監督

303
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,594
我們玩得開心多了

304
00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:11,472
妳的握力要更緊一點

305
00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:15,017
需要有力的手才能讓冰冷的血
升到皮膚表面

306
00:16:56,476 --> 00:17:01,522
對,釋放出全部的祕密吧

307
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:03,816
潔恩,對

308
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:09,155
妳在梅西的陰影下活了好久
追逐著船屋寶座

309
00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:13,743
首先妳甩掉了韋恩,然後是梅西
然後是尤莉卡

310
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:16,746
對,但妳沒料到保險公司不理賠

311
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,456
或是得主辦船屋活動

312
00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:21,042
但這些都是小小犧牲

313
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,544
哪裡比得上賣船屋的微薄佣金?

314
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,338
沒錯!

315
00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:27,298
什麼沒錯?

316
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:31,093
我超級想當船屋會長

317
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,888
對,甜心,全部說出來吧

318
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:38,476
我為了你的婚禮
取消狐狸精莫琳的凱納斯特牌賽

319
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:41,729
好讓梅西覺得愧疚,才肯換掉仲介

320
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,356
可是她不在乎

321
00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:46,734
她心裡只有她媽媽

322
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:48,945
好

323
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:53,324
船屋會長的職位沒有船屋就沒有意義

324
00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:56,994
我無情的野心摧毀了一切

325
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:00,498
糟糕

326
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,295
妳的頭髮沾到海草了

327
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,679
–嘿
–嘿

328
00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:20,226
艾薇喜歡裝酷

329
00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:23,145
但其實她從來沒有解雇過別人

330
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:29,360
我想妳一定可以說服她
去總部幫妳說情的

331
00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:35,449
妳們兩個唱出二重唱

332
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,160
她現在絕對不可能解雇妳

333
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,087
妳辦得到的

334
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:56,804
–請大家給潔恩掌聲鼓勵
–對

335
00:18:56,804 --> 00:19:00,141
恭喜她取得水上飛輪二級資格!

336
00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:01,601
–好
–寶貝,好耶

337
00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:04,312
潔恩,抱歉,我的飲料好像發酵了

338
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,772
不敢相信身為專業冰棍手
竟然不懂化學原理

339
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:11,235
賈斯丁,加油

340
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,613
可以談談嗎?

341
00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,242
你記得我說過

342
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:21,329
有人故意燒毀船屋嗎?

343
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:25,708
我想如果我能證明,你或許會原諒我

344
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,419
我現在知道那是蠢主意了

345
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:29,921
非常蠢

346
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:34,175
可是雷利,的確有人拿了
我們的婚禮煙火去放

347
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:36,636
有證據嗎?

348
00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:39,138
只有消失的煙火和沒燒焦的盒子

349
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:42,391
但後來我看到四胞胎
刊出嘲笑你的文章

350
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,477
就想到一個主意

351
00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:47,355
如果她們拍到了那個
或許也拍到了其他東西

352
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:48,397
果真如此

353
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:53,736
比莉跟我說要排除大家嫌疑
所以我查了不在場證明和服裝尺寸

354
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:55,071
我努力學摘墨鏡手法...

355
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:59,742
雷利,如果你是因為我逃婚而放火
我能理解

356
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,495
真的,我只是擔心你

357
00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:04,664
是克萊兒

358
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,707
雷利,那是你的襯衫

359
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,377
克萊兒,過來一下

360
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,007
這是妳嗎?

361
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:16,425
不是

362
00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:18,886
看吧,雷利,我先問過大家才...

363
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,472
是蜜西,她當時很冷,我把襯衫借她

364
00:20:23,474 --> 00:20:25,184
我沒問蜜西

365
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:29,772
被指控縱火會讓離別容易得多

366
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,400
離別?什麼意思?

367
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,861
我的肇事逃逸系列要在巴黎展示

368
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:36,904
巴黎?

369
00:20:38,239 --> 00:20:39,198
天啊

370
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:40,825
那是...

371
00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,285
是世界藝術之都

372
00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:44,996
是安大略省的巴黎

373
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:49,834
就是安大略省的巴黎

374
00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:52,545
我明天要走

375
00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:55,548
我今晚會在加油站過夜

376
00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:58,300
你們可以在我的小屋住到
比莉的合約到期

377
00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,886
之後我再也不想看到你

378
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:03,014
雷利

379
00:21:03,806 --> 00:21:04,640
潔恩

380
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,351
我贊成賣掉土地分錢

381
00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:09,562
是我送給湖區的結婚禮物

382
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,447
我好蠢

383
00:21:23,117 --> 00:21:25,536
墜機了,抱歉

384
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,917
維克特說得對

385
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,003
這真的是天堂

386
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,340
我可以感受到毒素湧出我的身體

387
00:21:38,924 --> 00:21:40,009
妳累積了好多

388
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,929
對不起,太不好意思了

389
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:47,308
看到血我就頭暈

390
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:51,687
我還以為會讓妳精神百倍呢
鯊魚見血就會興奮

391
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,647
我可以喝點水嗎?

392
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:56,567
公豬的尿可以幫妳舒緩腸胃

393
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,777
不用,喝水就好

394
00:21:57,777 --> 00:22:01,155
好,妳會需要力氣,下一個該妳

395
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:09,830
媽,別動,有個罐子鬆開了

396
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:27,681
好玩嗎?

397
00:22:28,224 --> 00:22:31,519
好玩,別被那張撲克臉騙了

398
00:22:31,644 --> 00:22:35,356
她還會說雙關語呢
你們兩個的確是姊弟

399
00:22:37,525 --> 00:22:41,529
妳喜歡我弟嗎?我有那種感覺

400
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:46,492
感覺?沒有,完全是柏拉圖式的
就像種樹那樣...

401
00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:48,869
天啊,我也染病了嗎?

402
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:52,373
我也變成雙關語魔人了?
艾薇,妳一定要殺了我,求求妳

403
00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:56,168
下次吧,妳今天提振大家士氣
就饒了妳一次

404
00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,796
這也可能延伸到下週嗎?

405
00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:04,385
天啊,我會被解雇?不行

406
00:23:04,385 --> 00:23:06,345
–我從來沒被解雇過
–沒關係

407
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:09,181
我放棄了一份很棒的工作
我爸媽一定會恨死我

408
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,767
我搞砸了拿到獎學金的機會,沒關係

409
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,644
只是不能種樹

410
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,064
妳聰明、風趣...

411
00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:18,941
大家喜歡妳

412
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:20,192
而且...

413
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,744
謝謝妳的派對...解雇...
抱歉我解雇妳

414
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:43,299
親愛的,我感覺好舒服,謝謝妳

415
00:23:43,299 --> 00:23:44,884
不客氣

416
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,804
損失一點血表示我們只需要
喝一半量的琴酒

417
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,975
我去看看歐寶兒在廚房裡
策劃出什麼吃的

418
00:24:04,904 --> 00:24:05,738
哈囉

419
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,907
怎麼一臉悲傷?

420
00:24:08,157 --> 00:24:12,620
我媽開了很病態的玩笑
但最後勝利的人是我

421
00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:15,623
妳要把她做成餡餅
把她的小狗做成狗皮大衣?

422
00:24:15,623 --> 00:24:18,918
–你為什麼回來?
–我來拿東西

423
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:21,212
韋恩飛機那邊怎樣了?

424
00:24:21,212 --> 00:24:23,964
不怎樣,我要回謀殺小屋

425
00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:28,052
你成功讓雷利原諒你?
你的下巴一定痠死了

426
00:24:28,928 --> 00:24:30,012
雷利去了巴黎

427
00:24:30,221 --> 00:24:33,015
在安大略省,但誰知道呢

428
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:37,061
責怪他縱火可能促使他
前往真正的巴黎

429
00:24:37,061 --> 00:24:39,772
你以為雷利放火燒了船屋?

430
00:24:39,772 --> 00:24:41,482
天啊,你真的狗急跳牆耶

431
00:24:41,482 --> 00:24:45,319
不,四胞胎拍下的影片裡
有個穿格子襯衫的人

432
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,780
偷溜進船屋,之後煙火就引爆了
那人看起來像雷利

433
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:49,365
結果卻是妳媽變裝成女同志

434
00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:51,075
妳可以查電郵,再見

435
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,327
我可以看嗎?

436
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,829
不,梅西,我受夠了,去問四胞胎吧

437
00:24:56,247 --> 00:24:59,166
縱火是因小失大
那是一條瘋狂之路

438
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:03,504
不要深陷其中
否則妳會淪落到像我一樣

439
00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:05,256
悲傷、單身,成為警世故事

440
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:16,267
《樹的復仇》

441
00:25:17,810 --> 00:25:18,644
嗨

442
00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:24,441
就外面的末日亂象來看
我猜派對非常成功

443
00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:27,695
結果妳有沒有成功說服老闆?

444
00:25:27,695 --> 00:25:29,947
沒有,還是被解雇了

445
00:25:30,823 --> 00:25:33,617
真是的,比莉,我好遺憾

446
00:25:37,121 --> 00:25:38,831
賈斯丁,發生了一件事

447
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,710
一件我永遠不會做的事,而且...

448
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:44,712
–什麼事?
–我...

449
00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:46,797
什麼事?親愛的,怎麼了?

450
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:48,424
我...

451
00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:52,553
–我唱了《歡愉》
–天啊

452
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:55,681
天啊,沒關係

453
00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:57,266
沒關係

454
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,561
最終總是會發生在大家身上的

455
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,842
字幕翻譯:韓宜辰

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00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:15,928
創意監督
張世幸