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[frenzied typing]
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[Justin groans]
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[Billie] Can you keep
the wallowing down?
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Can you keep
the homeschooling down?
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Justin, if I don't find
some environmental super-job,
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my parents will find out my
entire summer has been a lie,
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- and my life is over.
- Billie, my life IS over.
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I got dumped, I got exiled
from my family cottage,
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and now
my sweet daughter,
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who should be
going on a chip run
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for her
unjustly accused bio-pop,
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is obsessing over her CV,
on her summer vacation.
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Well, I just got
my boating license
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and hunting safety certification.
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This could change
the game for me.
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All right,
I didn't want to do this,
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but you've left me
no choice.
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- Who are you texting?
- Maisy invited us to dinner,
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and we're going.
I need snacks,
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and you need
to chill the fuck out.
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But I still have
my wayfinding exam!
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Well, I hate to pull
the "dead dad" card here,
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but it is the anniversary
of my dad's death,
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and Maisy wants to celebrate
his life by spreading his ashes.
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Where? The outhouse?
You hated him.
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Yeah, but I didn't hate
his favourite foods.
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Pigs in a blanket,
Nana's bean dip, Dirty Bananas.
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- Huh?
- It's a delicious rum cocktail
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that's gonna take
Mama's mind off work.
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Okay, well, Mama is underaged
and needs a job!
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Oh, Maisy can help
with that.
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She probably knows some, like,
obnoxious greenfluencer
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- who can hook you up.
- [phone dings]
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- [phone dings]
- [sighs]
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[phone dings]
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Fine. I'll go.
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- [Justin] Yeah?
- If Maisy can get me a job.
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Just wait till you get
a Dirty Banana in your mouth.
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- Ugh.
- [Justin] Heard it!
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- Too late to stop it.
- [sighs]
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Hello!
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Why'd you bring
those fruit turds?
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'Cause you never come
to a dinner empty-handed.
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Plus, every time
I go to Gas 'n Go,
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they spit in my slushie.
Marcus smokes,
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- and I can taste it.
- Ew.
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Thank you so much
for coming.
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Dad would've been
so happy.
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Except for the part
where he's dead.
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[Coin: "Take a Picture"]
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- Oh, baby.
- [Justin] Oh.
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I know how hard
today is for you.
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Uh, um,
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we brought dates.
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I didn't think
today could get any sadder.
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Mom, why don't you and Billie
sit down and relax,
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and Justin and I
can finish up in the kitchen?
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Perfect.
We can arrange the shrine.
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- [whispering] Help me!
- [whispering] I'm sorry.
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Mmm, my God.
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- Where's Opal and Victor?
- In the city.
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Opal took Derrick's death
really hard.
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He wore black
for six months.
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Oh, hey.
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Do you know
any environmental CEO types
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who'd be willing
to hire a student?
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'Cause Billie
really needs a job.
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What happened
to tree planting?
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Didn't pan out.
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I was so caught up
with Riley,
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I completely missed
that she was flailing.
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- I can make some calls.
- [Justin] Yeah?
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For a favour.
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[crunching chips]
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We talking smuggling, fraud,
or straight-up extortion?
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Get my mom to admit
she burnt down the Boathouse.
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- Come on, Maisy.
- You were right,
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there is an arsonist among us.
It's my mother.
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The quads' footage
proves it.
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No, I already told you,
I am done playing with fire.
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- [Maisy-May sighs]
- The only reason that I even
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came over here tonight was
to try and get Billie a job.
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She stayed
on the lake for me...
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And got fired
on your watch.
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So if you want me
to help Billie,
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help me prove
my mom set the fire.
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- [Justin sighing]
- [Maisy-May] Think about it.
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Mom only said that she was dying
after you announced the wedding.
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Then, she made Jayne
get the Boathouse
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for the ceremony,
then she sneaks in
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wearing someone else's shirt
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just before
the fireworks go off!
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All to get the payout
from the land sale.
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Do you have any proof?
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I will with a confession,
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and your messy
drama queen energy
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is our best shot
at getting one.
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Mimsy does love a spectacle.
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The conditions
couldn't be more perfect.
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It's the anniversary
of Dad's death,
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and in a low light,
you share a passing,
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anemic resemblance
to Derrick.
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With Billie here,
my mom might actually feel guilt
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for the first time
in her life.
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Oh, God, I don't know.
I don't know, Maisy.
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The last time
that I did this, Riley left.
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Prove that it's arson,
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and the board gets
the insurance money
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and the payout.
Riley comes home to a hero.
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What's in it for you?
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Ammunition to blackmail
my mother with.
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She hands over
the cottage to me
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and is out
of my life forever.
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I feel like I should
just float the idea
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of family therapy
as an option before blackmail.
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Think of Billie.
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I know DiCaprio's people,
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and they work
with baby sea turtles.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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- [Maisy-May giggling]
- For Billie.
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For all the leftovers.
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Are you sure
you want to eat mayonnaise?
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- I don't know.
- [blender whirring]
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[Bob McBride: "Daytime Rider"]
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♪ Daytime rider ♪
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♪ Ridin' on a lonely trail ♪
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♪ Waitin' for the day...
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Derrick's been dead
for eight years,
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and I've had so many
more creative lovers since,
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but I still do miss him.
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I wish you could have met.
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Yeah, what was he like?
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A lot like Justin.
He was always running.
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Doctors called it
marathon training,
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but who needs
to put 42 kilometres
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between them
and their wife?
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How's your
intern thingy going?
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Uh...
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I actually decided to stay here
and plant trees instead,
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- but, um, I was let go.
- Oh, yeah.
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I've been "let go"
heaps of times.
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But I always managed
to turn it my way
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or into a settlement.
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If you're short,
I could loan you some cash
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after I get my cut
of the Boathouse sale.
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It's not the money.
It's my parents.
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- If they find out...
- Hopefully they're air signs.
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- [phone dings]
- Oh.
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[phone dinging]
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Job didn't come through?
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Not quite yet.
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Shall we find out when?
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Hi. Dirty Banana
to celebrate Daddy Deadest.
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Oh, I only drink
Angel Tits now,
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to give me a taste
of what's to come.
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What's the day, time, and place
of Billie's birth?
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You were there.
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Yeah,
but you weren't keeping her.
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I didn't wanna
over-invest.
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- Have you seen my iPad?
- [Justin] Uh...
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I wanna do
Billie's birth chart.
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[phone beeps]
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Uh, why?
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Because she's 50% you,
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and I think if I show her
that she's starred unluckily,
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might take the sting out.
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[groans dramatically]
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- God, this day, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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So brutal.
Just comes in big ol' waves.
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I miss your dad too, hon.
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No, it's not that.
It's just the...
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- Oh, Billie getting fired?
- No, it's...
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- Riley leaving for good?
- No, uh...
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That you can't form
lasting relationships
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'cause you're in love
with your own trauma?
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- No! It...
- Well, then spit it out.
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They've been looking
into the Boathouse fire,
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and the authorities
suspect arson,
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and all the evidence, Mimsy,
it all points to me.
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It's crazy.
Like, I'm being set up.
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Well,
your eyes are shifty,
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and your posture's
very loose.
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I didn't do it!
I'm innocent.
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And, like, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
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I can't go to jail,
and I can't lose any more time
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with Billie, I just got
her back into my life.
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You won't have to.
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- I did it.
- You did?
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- How was I? Convincing?
- Very.
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[chuckles] Perfect.
Call the authorities!
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Wait... I should call
the authorities
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- because you did it?
- Happy to say I did.
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Because you did.
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That's what
I'll tell the fuzz.
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So you'll say
you did do it,
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but you didn't do it,
or you did do it, but...
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I'm sorry, I'm confused.
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Arson is not worth
the dermal distress.
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But even if I didn't burn down
the Boathouse,
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I am happy
to be your fall gal.
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I'll be dead
before it gets to trial.
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But I do want Opal to note
my bravery in his eulogy.
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I want Lily James
for my biopic.
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She was tremendous
as Pamela Anderson.
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Yeah, maybe we'll just wait
for the fuzz to make their move.
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You should think
about confessing.
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Prison would be
great for you.
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- You'd finally get in shape.
- [Justin] What?
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Meet someone.
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Do you prefer
the top or bottom bunk?
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Don't know, depends on
what I ate that morning.
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[phone dings]
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[phone dinging]
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[Billie sighs]
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Need help with anything?
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Can you help bury my mother
and bring my son back?
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Heh. I'm kidding.
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[forced laugh]
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So, uh, how is Killian doing?
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He's interning with
Hong Kong's Naomi Campbell.
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If all goes well,
he may end up in Milan
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- for Fashion Week.
- Wow.
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Yeah, no, that's cool.
Cool, cool.
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Internships
are just cool, right?
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How many did you beat
to get yours
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at the National
Climate Institute?
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Oh, you know,
it was just, like...
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- nationwide.
- Oh.
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The runner-up really
owes you a gift basket.
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I know it seems weird
to give up a killer internship
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to plant trees,
but deforestation is real,
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and I wanted to make
a difference this summer.
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By getting fired?
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Well, lucky for you,
I have been consulting
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for a carbon-neutral
swag bag startup,
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and they could always use
some help. Is that my mom's?
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- Yeah, she didn't do it.
- Didn't do what?
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Billie, could you please
give this back to her?
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Yeah.
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Mom played you.
Go. Try again.
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No, Maisy, she didn't.
Listen for yourself.
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That woman is
practically an angel.
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She was ready
to be my fall guy.
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So what's Billie gonna do
with Leo's sea turtles, anyway?
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00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,819
Is she gonna teach 'em to swim,
or teach 'em how to avoid soup?
247
00:09:27,819 --> 00:09:30,238
Nope, no confession means
no Leo for Billie,
248
00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:31,448
and no mayonnaise salad
for you.
249
00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:33,241
But my dad died today!
250
00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:35,410
Oh, please, you didn't even
come back for the funeral.
251
00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:36,911
You didn't send
a save the date!
252
00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,621
Because it was a funeral,
and I ended up
253
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,832
having to do everything myself,
like always.
254
00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,625
I guess I'm gonna have to
get this confession myself.
255
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,586
Oh, lord, Maisy,
the woman is dying.
256
00:09:44,586 --> 00:09:47,589
She's literally dying.
There is no long con.
257
00:09:47,589 --> 00:09:49,507
Mimsy doesn't have the time
or attention span.
258
00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:50,717
Enough with the Nancy Drew.
259
00:09:50,717 --> 00:09:52,135
Sweater sets
have frumped you out.
260
00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:53,928
From the guy
who spent half the summer
261
00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:56,431
playing CSI: Muskoka
to get his boyfriend back.
262
00:09:56,431 --> 00:09:58,850
I was trying
to bring the Boathouse back
263
00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:00,518
to make Riley want me back.
264
00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:02,312
Learn from my selfless example,
265
00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:04,314
and stop trying to steal
a cottage from a dying woman.
266
00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:06,649
[scoffs] From the guy who tried
to steal it from me last summer.
267
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,652
Oh, my God,
you are so impossible!
268
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,155
Screw Leo, I'm gonna
find Billie a job myself.
269
00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:13,823
- Okay.
- I know people!
270
00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:15,867
Take your diabetic raisins
and go.
271
00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:17,577
No!
I'm not going anywhere.
272
00:10:17,577 --> 00:10:19,913
Billie and I are gonna
mourn my dad the right way.
273
00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:21,748
We are gonna eat
this mayonnaise salad,
274
00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,875
we are gonna drink
those dirty-ass bananas,
275
00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,460
and we are gonna
spread his ashes
276
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,003
in the outhouse
where they belong,
277
00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:28,588
and we are gonna
have a great time
278
00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:30,131
- while we do it!
- [thunder booms]
279
00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,258
[Mimsy] This is
just stimulating.
280
00:10:32,258 --> 00:10:33,968
[Billie] Explain it to me. Slowly.
281
00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:35,887
Even though
Billie's birth chart
282
00:10:35,887 --> 00:10:38,431
puts her Sun in Capricorn,
she has to be very careful...
283
00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:40,183
Because I'm a Taurus rising.
Right?...
284
00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:42,519
Which is very easy
for the bullheadedness
285
00:10:42,519 --> 00:10:44,104
to trigger
the impulsiveness.
286
00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:46,231
[Billie] Yes, but that I get
from being an Aries Moon.
287
00:10:46,231 --> 00:10:48,024
- [Billie snickering]
- Why is that so funny?
288
00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:52,362
Billie is a Capricorn,
Aries, and Taurus.
289
00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:56,574
Sea goat. Bull. Ram.
You guys, all horns!
290
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,201
[both] She's horny!
291
00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:01,746
Uh, have you been drinking that
this whole time?
292
00:11:01,746 --> 00:11:03,706
Mama needed
a little pick-me-up.
293
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,250
She's underage, Mom.
294
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,294
Ugh. A Canadian 17
is a European six,
295
00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:10,797
when they introduce drinking
to children responsibly.
296
00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:12,632
Mmm, yeah, did you poison that
or something?
297
00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:14,217
Poison a drink
meant for my mother?
298
00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:15,093
Wait, that does track.
299
00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:18,596
She did spike my coffee
with cream last summer
300
00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:19,931
even though
she knew I had EBS.
301
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,724
The only poison
in that drink is rum.
302
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,394
Nope, not buyin' it.
You're gonna have to drink that.
303
00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:25,687
Ugh, fine.
304
00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,150
- Happy?
- No!
305
00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:32,444
My daughter is dangerously
inebriated and all hopped up
306
00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,863
on a lethal concoction of
caffeine and rum, and we should
307
00:11:34,863 --> 00:11:36,614
probably go detox at home.
Billie, come on, let's go.
308
00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:38,241
[Billie]
But it's storming out!
309
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,826
- [Justin] We're stormin' out!
- [phone dings]
310
00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,579
- [phone dinging]
- [thunder booms]
311
00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:45,039
That said, electrocution
might solve my problems.
312
00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:49,419
Wait! No. No one is leaving
until the storm is over.
313
00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:53,214
Now, let's get
the ceremony started.
314
00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,008
Tonight's about Derrick,
315
00:11:55,008 --> 00:11:57,510
not your vagina monologues, Justin.
316
00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:59,637
[Mimsy-May] It's been a hard day
for all of us.
317
00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:02,765
Why don't we start
by each sharing a memory of Dad?
318
00:12:03,391 --> 00:12:05,185
Okay. I'll start.
319
00:12:05,185 --> 00:12:07,437
Oh, no, no, no. You don't
have to be strong for us.
320
00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:09,189
Let me carry
this burden for you.
321
00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:10,482
[Maisy-May sighs]
322
00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,108
Dad died so suddenly,
323
00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:14,402
he never got
to clear his conscience.
324
00:12:14,402 --> 00:12:16,446
But I know he would
want that for all of us
325
00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:17,572
before it's too late.
326
00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:21,743
Mom, it's no secret
you had a wandering heart,
327
00:12:21,743 --> 00:12:23,161
and Dad did too.
328
00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:27,999
I apologize for the many,
many, many, many,
329
00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:32,462
many, many summer flings
he had at the Boathouse.
330
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,130
I know that's why
you burnt it down.
331
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:36,132
Oh, God! Maisy.
332
00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,717
The woman is innocent.
333
00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,427
Why is this so hard
for you to believe?
334
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:42,055
I just want her to die
with a clear conscience.
335
00:12:42,055 --> 00:12:43,848
I'm a two-timer, too!
I kissed two people.
336
00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:45,433
I just can't help
my horny energy, okay?
337
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,060
I once made out
with an entire cricket team.
338
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,728
- It's all right. Relax.
- Okay.
339
00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:51,648
Why do you think I burnt down
the Boathouse, Maisykins?
340
00:12:51,648 --> 00:12:53,149
The quads filmed you
going back in
341
00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:54,108
just before it caught fire.
342
00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:59,447
Oh. There is no investigation
to the fire, is there?
343
00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:01,324
She put me up to it!
344
00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:03,201
She's the one that thinks
you burned down the Boathouse
345
00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:04,577
- for a payout.
- You were wearing
346
00:13:04,577 --> 00:13:06,538
Claire's plaid,
the same plaid as Riley,
347
00:13:06,538 --> 00:13:08,081
because you thought
it would protect you
348
00:13:08,081 --> 00:13:09,916
from detection,
just like you think
349
00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,584
that dying
from a mysterious illness
350
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:13,253
protects you
from suspicion.
351
00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:15,547
Fine! You caught me.
352
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:17,590
Oh, no, no, no, no.
353
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,759
I went back
354
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,594
- into the Boathouse...
- [phone beeps]
355
00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:28,810
...to get the Vitamix
I gave Justin for his wedding.
356
00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,687
That's my Vitamix
in the kitchen?
357
00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:32,897
A wedding present for a wedding
that didn't happen.
358
00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:34,607
- Almost!
- Wait, wait! That's true.
359
00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:36,067
I saw her outside
the Boathouse with it.
360
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,735
And a duvet. SodaStream.
361
00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:40,613
- Air fryer. Fondue set...
- Enough confessing now, sweets.
362
00:13:40,613 --> 00:13:43,074
Did she put you up to this
with her star witch bullshit?
363
00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:45,702
God, Maisy, stop! No!
Your mother is a lot of things.
364
00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:49,163
She's a thief, and she's a liar,
but she's not magic!
365
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:51,082
And as much as
we all want it to be true,
366
00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:53,042
nobody burned down
the Boathouse.
367
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:56,337
It was an accident.
It was a really awful accident.
368
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:58,214
We all need to stop
running from the truth.
369
00:13:58,214 --> 00:13:59,757
- [gasping]
- [thunder booms]
370
00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:03,177
We all run.
371
00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:07,015
Oh, my God,
I think I'm having an epiphany.
372
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:13,730
You ran from me
when I came out
373
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,273
and I gave Billie up,
374
00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:17,817
and now I run
from everyone who loves me
375
00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:19,902
so that they don't have to
run from me first!
376
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,780
Oh, my God,
that's why I ran from Riley!
377
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:24,657
I'm so wise!
378
00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:27,368
We need to go to the outhouse.
We gotta spread his ashes now.
379
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,871
The only thing that is
spreading here is bullshit.
380
00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:31,623
Okay, maybe you didn't
burn down the Boathouse,
381
00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:33,333
but you are not
sick and dying,
382
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,917
and you have to
stop hiding that!
383
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,419
Maisy, as someone
who's done the work
384
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,296
to resolve
deep parental trauma...
385
00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:40,173
- Twenty seconds ago?
- Long enough to know
386
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,759
that you need to release
your mom like I released my dad.
387
00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:46,304
Dad stays in the bottle
until I get the truth!
388
00:14:46,304 --> 00:14:47,930
Well, the truth is that
you bottle everything up.
389
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,599
I do not bottle
everything up!
390
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,434
When she was nine,
she kept her appendix
391
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:52,935
from bursting for hours.
392
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,104
Because I was waiting
for you to take me
393
00:14:55,104 --> 00:14:57,190
- to the hospital.
- I left money for a cab!
394
00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,692
Maisy, this is your thing.
You just keep everything inside
395
00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:01,778
until one day,
it just, pfft, explodes.
396
00:15:01,778 --> 00:15:04,405
Exactly. That's why
her appendix burst.
397
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:06,199
You're blaming me
for that?
398
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:09,285
I'm just saying, you might
still have one if you just,
399
00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:11,621
you know, swallowed your pride
and let things go.
400
00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:14,040
Swallow my pride? Easy.
401
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,084
I have been swallowing
your shit for years.
402
00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:19,379
You wanna see me let go?
Bottom's up, bitches!
403
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:20,463
[screaming] Dad!
404
00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:23,675
[blowing]
405
00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:25,259
[gasps]
406
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,345
Not your dad.
407
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:30,056
Did you just eat
Grandpa Derrick?
408
00:15:30,056 --> 00:15:31,599
[Maisy-May spits]
409
00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:35,853
It's Victor's protein powder.
410
00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,272
You lied about his ashes?
411
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,692
And about poisoning
your drinks.
412
00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,443
It's spiked with
Mom's kava kava.
413
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,362
- Kava kava?
- Kava kava?
414
00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:47,323
Just a mild psychoactive
that I use for pain management.
415
00:15:47,323 --> 00:15:49,033
Makes her super chatty.
416
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:51,160
I thought it would help you
get a confession.
417
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,496
Oh, you should've
cut it with hash!
418
00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:55,790
I can't believe
you poisoned me again.
419
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,375
You? What about me?
420
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,751
You were supposed
to get me a job,
421
00:15:58,751 --> 00:15:59,919
and instead
I've been drugged.
422
00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:02,338
We all make whoopsies.
423
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:05,925
[sighs] Do you know
I once casually asked someone
424
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:08,845
if Maisy slept with Derrick
to get the cottage?
425
00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:11,264
And that rumour went crazy.
426
00:16:11,264 --> 00:16:12,849
- [thunder booms]
- [shouting] What?
427
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:15,476
[Justin] Oh,
that's where that came from.
428
00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:18,688
[Maisy-May] Well, it looks good.
429
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:21,190
The outage
must be lake-wide.
430
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,734
[Justin] All right, well,
we should probably
431
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:24,527
- fire up the generator.
- No, no.
432
00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:26,487
As soon as they see light,
the neighbours will be over
433
00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:28,156
asking to store
their weird freezer meat.
434
00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:30,158
- Ew.
- Check those boxes
435
00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,368
for flashlights. My mom
keeps moving everything.
436
00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:35,997
You haven't seen where
your mom moved a fondue set
437
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:37,290
or a duvet cover, did...
438
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,375
yeah, right,
we can talk about that later.
439
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:43,129
[thunder rumbling]
440
00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:53,055
[phone dings]
441
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:58,519
[phone dings]
442
00:16:59,145 --> 00:16:59,979
[Billie sighs]
443
00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:05,485
Well, I like your style.
444
00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:08,696
Ignoring them.
Keeps them hungry.
445
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,531
I can't do it
for much longer.
446
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:11,449
Sure you can.
447
00:17:12,158 --> 00:17:14,952
I once kept Murakami
and Johnny Ramone
448
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,871
on tenterhooks for a month
with the promise
449
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,956
of a clandestine trip
to Majorca.
450
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,042
Yeah, well,
they weren't brother and sister.
451
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,003
I can see
how that could get icky.
452
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:27,381
How am I supposed to pick one
without hurting the other?
453
00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:31,552
Following your heart
can leave casualties.
454
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,055
Good or bad,
that's the fun.
455
00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:36,432
What's not fun
is living with regret.
456
00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:39,894
Is that why you confessed to
starting the rumour about Maisy?
457
00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:42,063
I don't regret that.
That taught her how
458
00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:44,357
to rise above
the dumb shit people say,
459
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:45,525
made her a killer.
460
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,151
Made her insane.
461
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:49,445
She literally planned
this whole night
462
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,155
just to get you
to confess to a crime
463
00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:52,615
- you didn't even commit.
- Mmm.
464
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,493
You, um,
465
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,579
didn't do it, right?
466
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,915
[thunder booms]
467
00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,792
[chuckles]
468
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:03,751
Wish I did.
469
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,670
Just to make her happy.
470
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,006
Oh, I married a boring doctor
471
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,050
and spent every summer
on this puddle
472
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:13,094
instead of
touring with The Kinks!
473
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,138
[sighs] All for her.
474
00:18:17,932 --> 00:18:19,267
What else could she want?
475
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,727
An apology, maybe?
476
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,940
Derrick left the cottage
to his stepdaughter
477
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,985
instead of to his wife.
She should apologize to me.
478
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,946
He left the cottage
to his family.
479
00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:34,031
I think that means you too.
480
00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:40,037
Bovine collagen?
481
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,455
You repping livestock?
482
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,874
It's for Victor's
protein powder.
483
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,751
So where did you end up
484
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:48,296
sprinkling dear old Dad's
real embers, huh?
485
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:50,756
Along his favourite
5K on the lake.
486
00:18:51,549 --> 00:18:53,634
Dad did like to manspread.
487
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,678
Ooh, my wedding present!
488
00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:57,889
Oh, hey, um...
489
00:18:58,389 --> 00:18:59,932
um,
490
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,809
are you okay, by the way?
491
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,395
Your mom's
weird rumour thing.
492
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,398
Oh, I should be asking
you the same thing.
493
00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:09,317
Me sleeping with Dad
to get the cottage
494
00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:10,902
was your favourite victim card.
495
00:19:10,902 --> 00:19:12,987
Well, yeah,
but I never believed it.
496
00:19:12,987 --> 00:19:14,947
- I mean, not much.
- Yeah, don't worry about me.
497
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:17,742
I've spent my life
cleaning up after Mom's lies.
498
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:21,537
[Justin] Well, you know, as
someone who's done the work...
499
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:23,789
- Twenty minutes ago?
- [Justin] ...I know how hard
500
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,459
it can be to
let go of our stories.
501
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,586
That's the rum
and the kava talking.
502
00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,379
We don't judge
the great teachers.
503
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:32,465
Me looking for an arsonist
504
00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:34,383
was just me looking anywhere
but myself,
505
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:36,135
and I'm humble enough
to admit...
506
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:38,095
- [Maisy-May] High enough.
- ...that if I really want
507
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,388
another shot at love,
508
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,015
I'm gonna have to
work on myself.
509
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:44,435
I mean,
I blew it with Riley,
510
00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:46,354
but you've still got
a shot with your mom.
511
00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:48,814
- [Maisy-May gasps]
- [thunder booms]
512
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,067
You're right!
I did the work.
513
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:53,319
That's why I'm so much better
than everybody else!
514
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:54,987
Oh, I think you skipped a step.
515
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:57,156
I overcame my mother's
rumour to become
516
00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:59,408
the Boathouse's
longest-serving president.
517
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:02,036
She only has the power
I give her.
518
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:05,539
It is time for me to take back
what is rightfully mine
519
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,750
and become
the fucking goddess I am.
520
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,127
And she said
"Let there be light!"
521
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,506
[laughing maniacally]
522
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:17,510
[Elise Legrow: "Feel Alright"]
523
00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:21,013
I got this for Derrick.
524
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:23,391
He had the sweat glands
of a Bolivian burro!
525
00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:24,976
He never used it.
Maybe if he had,
526
00:20:24,976 --> 00:20:26,143
he'd be here now.
527
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,521
- I pass it to you.
- Oh.
528
00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:33,317
May it help you
see more clearly when you run.
529
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,488
- It's not your best.
- Ow, ow, ow!
530
00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:39,240
- Just a little bit, it's...
- This was Derrick's.
531
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:41,075
Use it,
532
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,285
to listen to your heart.
533
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,870
And to Justin's.
534
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,539
Derrick had an arrhythmia.
535
00:20:46,539 --> 00:20:48,374
If his running doesn't get him,
his ticker will.
536
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:50,376
[smooches]
537
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,045
Well, if only the wizard
had a heart for you.
538
00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:54,964
[both chuckle]
539
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:56,507
Oh! Oh, my,
that's in the way.
540
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,634
- How about I move it?
- No, no, no, it's fine,
541
00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,886
- I got it, I got it.
- I can call my clients
542
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,722
at Brown Bag Swag tomorrow
about Billie's job.
543
00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,557
What about Leo's
baby sea turtles?
544
00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:07,226
Actually, I think I'll just
enjoy the rest of summer.
545
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:09,186
But thank you,
appreciate it.
546
00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:11,022
Opal hates writing
recommendation letters anyway,
547
00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:12,023
so...
548
00:21:13,274 --> 00:21:15,401
Well! [chuckles]
I guess we should...
549
00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:16,819
Do you wanna grab
that fondue set?
550
00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:18,612
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you so much
551
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,032
for a great night,
and for celebrating Dad
552
00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:22,616
the way that
he would've wanted:
553
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,201
drunk and resentful.
554
00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:25,578
Good night.
555
00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:26,996
[Maisy-May] Good night.
556
00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:35,171
I've gotta
clean out the fridge.
557
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,131
Whoreen's gonna be here
with a meatloaf from 2011.
558
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:39,091
I have a present
for you too, darling.
559
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:40,926
Okay.
560
00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:47,183
I'd like to apologize.
561
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,644
For that rumour I started.
I'm sorry it hurt you.
562
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,063
But if it spread that fast,
563
00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:53,689
people were
probably thinking it.
564
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:56,692
And I also forgive you
for thinking
565
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,319
I burnt down the Boathouse.
566
00:21:58,319 --> 00:21:59,904
I know you're bummed
because I'm not leaving
567
00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:01,697
in the back of a squad car.
568
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:04,075
But now you don't have to
waste time on all those people
569
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:06,035
who thought
you slept with my husband.
570
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:08,245
We can focus
on what matters.
571
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,163
Me.
572
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:12,500
- And you.
- There is no "you and me."
573
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,835
There's only you
and what you want.
574
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:17,171
Maybe your little sick act
convinced the lake
575
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:20,049
to get rid of the Boathouse,
but I will bring it back.
576
00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:22,843
And I am sick of you
always taking what is mine.
577
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:24,345
If I learned
one thing from you...
578
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,388
it's how to win.
579
00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:30,351
And Maisy
always fucking wins.
580
00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:35,815
♪
581
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,484
Hmm.
582
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,445
You're sure you're cool
with me bailing on the job?
583
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,615
You kidding me?
Never been prouder.
584
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,867
Working with Maisy
comes with a price.
585
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,452
Usually tax fraud.
586
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:50,496
What are we gonna
tell your parents, though?
587
00:22:50,496 --> 00:22:52,456
Well, they still think
I'm working for Parks Canada,
588
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,208
so until one
of my job applications
589
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,335
comes through,
we stay quiet.
590
00:22:56,794 --> 00:22:59,088
Or else I'll have another set
of parents running from me.
591
00:23:01,257 --> 00:23:03,217
You know that
you're not the reason
592
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,219
that my dad
ran from me, right?
593
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,721
- We ran from each other.
- I know.
594
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,849
I mean, you were, what,
like, a year older than me?
595
00:23:09,849 --> 00:23:12,560
Physically.
Emotionally? Soft 14.
596
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,815
No more running
from the people I love
597
00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:19,483
just 'cause I'm scared
they'll run from me first.
598
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:21,652
Unless it's a zombie apocalypse
and they've been bit.
599
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:24,071
- You wouldn't try to amputate?
- Rookie mistake.
600
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,031
See?
It's what I love about you.
601
00:23:26,031 --> 00:23:28,951
You know when to run, you know
when to stand your ground.
602
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:30,536
Till it bites me
in the ass.
603
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,538
We don't judge
the great teachers.
604
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:33,998
[Billie sighs]
605
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,502
- I'm gonna go get the mail.
- Sure.
606
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,843
I would never run from you.
607
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,101
[phone chiming]
608
00:23:59,190 --> 00:24:00,983
Okay, I haven't figured out what
609
00:24:00,983 --> 00:24:03,569
this weird metal ring thing
is yet, but I did find all
610
00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,321
- these colour-coded dippers.
- [phone dings]
611
00:24:05,321 --> 00:24:07,281
We got little individual
containers for all the stuff
612
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,617
that we might wanna dip
in chocolate or cheese
613
00:24:09,617 --> 00:24:11,827
or whatever it is you can
throw through a fondue machine.
614
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,704
I haven't had one of
these since college.
615
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:16,040
I forget how to use it, but
this ring looks really nice.
616
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,709
It's, like, heavy.
Oh, God, that pot's massive too!
617
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:20,169
Think about all the things
we could...
618
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,503
[Teddy Geiger: "Sharkbait"]
619
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,505
♪ Ooh, I fantasize ♪
620
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,257
♪ Every night ♪
621
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:28,344
♪ Painting that ocean blue ♪
622
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:31,680
♪ I prophesize
you and I ♪
623
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,017
♪ On a mission to the moon
and when we get there ♪
624
00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:36,894
♪ It's gonna be so good ♪
625
00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:40,189
♪ Out in our swimwear
under the summer sun ♪
626
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:43,609
♪ Until we burn up
I know the world is cooked ♪
627
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,569
♪ If we don't make it back ♪
628
00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:49,031
♪ Then I guess
we better go out with a bang ♪
629
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:51,909
♪ I'm looking like shark bait ♪
630
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:54,912
♪ I'm not staying
out of the waves ♪
631
00:24:55,788 --> 00:24:58,332
♪ I'm looking like shark bait ♪
632
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,710
♪ I'm not staying
out of the waves ♪
633
00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:05,172
♪ We can finally float away ♪
634
00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:08,926
♪ Everybody's
telling me to stay ♪
635
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:12,012
♪ Out of the water
out of the water ♪
636
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:15,641
♪ I'm looking like shark bait ♪